1 00:00:06,008 --> 00:00:09,178 [funky instrumental] 2 00:00:13,974 --> 00:00:16,435 I call it the Jayne Payne Weathervane. 3 00:00:16,977 --> 00:00:20,147 'Cause when this baby sells, Mama's gonna make it rain. 4 00:00:20,147 --> 00:00:22,649 - This looks amazing, Jayner. - Staged it myself. 5 00:00:23,484 --> 00:00:24,735 You sure did! 6 00:00:25,611 --> 00:00:28,071 Thank you so much for letting us host the talent show here. 7 00:00:28,071 --> 00:00:30,073 Please, my sellers were dying to lend it 8 00:00:30,073 --> 00:00:31,742 when they heard that Tegan and Sara 9 00:00:31,742 --> 00:00:34,036 are headlining the Boathouse's last talent show. 10 00:00:34,036 --> 00:00:35,662 Last talent show. 11 00:00:35,662 --> 00:00:37,831 I can't even say it without starting to cry. 12 00:00:38,373 --> 00:00:40,083 But we are gonna go out in style. 13 00:00:40,083 --> 00:00:42,044 I am bringing the Juno award winners, 14 00:00:42,044 --> 00:00:43,587 - and you're bringing... - Land sell cheques. 15 00:00:43,587 --> 00:00:44,505 Right here. 16 00:00:45,547 --> 00:00:49,176 Gosh, Maisy, it must be so cool working with celebs. 17 00:00:49,176 --> 00:00:50,636 We're just people. 18 00:00:51,762 --> 00:00:54,306 Well, if you want a chance to meet them, 19 00:00:54,306 --> 00:00:55,891 you could do me a little favor, 20 00:00:55,891 --> 00:00:57,851 could you pick up Tegan and Sara from the airport? 21 00:00:57,851 --> 00:01:00,229 You are my favourite person, after my facialist, 22 00:01:00,229 --> 00:01:02,064 and no one knows the roads better than you. 23 00:01:02,064 --> 00:01:03,649 I drive all my clients to their viewings, 24 00:01:03,649 --> 00:01:05,567 rain or shine, always on time. 25 00:01:05,567 --> 00:01:07,653 That's the promise of Payne. 26 00:01:07,653 --> 00:01:09,738 Payne, promise, I'm still workshopping it. 27 00:01:09,738 --> 00:01:12,199 Timing is tight, Teegs and Sara are doing 28 00:01:12,199 --> 00:01:13,826 a 30-minute set, and then, they're off to Cleveland. 29 00:01:13,826 --> 00:01:15,327 I will not let you down. 30 00:01:15,327 --> 00:01:17,120 Could this be the start of Jayne Payne, 31 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:18,539 realtor to the stars? 32 00:01:18,539 --> 00:01:20,415 [gasps] Can you imagine? 33 00:01:20,415 --> 00:01:23,210 Oh, no, I need to prep my car. 34 00:01:23,210 --> 00:01:25,295 All of my Aqua Spin bras are drying in the back seat. 35 00:01:27,631 --> 00:01:29,299 [Victor applauding] 36 00:01:29,299 --> 00:01:32,970 Maisers dummies Jayne, and she's out of the game. Nice. 37 00:01:32,970 --> 00:01:34,680 Well, I had to get rid of her 38 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:36,515 to redo this "Bed, Bath and Beyond" basic staging. 39 00:01:36,515 --> 00:01:38,267 You're so hot when you take off the gloves. 40 00:01:38,267 --> 00:01:40,477 We have been so wrapped up with my mom, 41 00:01:40,477 --> 00:01:42,563 - and your midlife hissy fit. - Search for purpose. 42 00:01:42,563 --> 00:01:44,565 That I forgot that we work best as a team, 43 00:01:44,565 --> 00:01:46,191 - towards a common goal. - Reverse cowgirl. 44 00:01:46,191 --> 00:01:47,818 - My new Boathouse. - New Boathouse? 45 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:49,778 But the land sold, and everyone's coming out 46 00:01:49,778 --> 00:01:51,488 to pick up the cut of the payout. 47 00:01:51,488 --> 00:01:53,907 Because my mom is a very persuasive libertarian, 48 00:01:53,907 --> 00:01:56,326 but I will not let her liber-tear this lake apart. 49 00:01:56,326 --> 00:01:59,121 As soon as they see an A-list celebrity talent show, 50 00:01:59,121 --> 00:02:01,373 they're gonna be screaming for a new Boathouse. 51 00:02:01,373 --> 00:02:03,917 The queen is back. Let me kiss the ring. 52 00:02:03,917 --> 00:02:05,586 Call me queen again. 53 00:02:05,586 --> 00:02:08,130 [Flying Buff, Ma-Less: "Ser Tu Mismo"] 54 00:02:08,130 --> 00:02:10,257 ♪ Got all the love I need ♪ 55 00:02:10,257 --> 00:02:12,175 ♪ Coming to me closely asking how you can succeed ♪ 56 00:02:15,554 --> 00:02:19,016 [Justin] Daddy is ready to par-tay. 57 00:02:19,016 --> 00:02:20,809 - Gross. - No, 58 00:02:20,809 --> 00:02:22,519 sob-watching three seasons of "Slut Island," 59 00:02:22,519 --> 00:02:24,730 'cause your ex left for Paris, is gross. 60 00:02:24,730 --> 00:02:26,356 But that was yesterday me. 61 00:02:26,356 --> 00:02:28,275 Tonight, we rock asymmetrical mullets, 62 00:02:28,275 --> 00:02:29,985 and we fangirl hard, 63 00:02:29,985 --> 00:02:31,695 and when Riley sees that we've become besties 64 00:02:31,695 --> 00:02:33,280 with Tegan and Sara, he's gonna regret everything, 65 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:34,781 but too late, mate! 66 00:02:34,781 --> 00:02:36,199 I've already found love 67 00:02:36,199 --> 00:02:37,117 with their steamy trainer, Dashiel. 68 00:02:38,201 --> 00:02:39,244 Why do you have Riley's mail? 69 00:02:39,745 --> 00:02:41,288 'Cause he knew you'd get into it. 70 00:02:41,288 --> 00:02:44,124 - That's sus. - [Billie sighs] 71 00:02:44,124 --> 00:02:46,418 You know that "sports lab" means STDs 72 00:02:46,418 --> 00:02:47,794 or 'roids for gym queens, right? 73 00:02:48,420 --> 00:02:50,255 Is my pee hole about to spit lava? 74 00:02:50,255 --> 00:02:52,132 - Ew, boundaries, Justin. - I'm opening it. 75 00:02:52,132 --> 00:02:53,467 [Billie] Boundaries! 76 00:02:54,259 --> 00:02:55,844 It's illegal to open someone else's mail. 77 00:02:55,844 --> 00:02:58,639 Well, it's illegal to keep my pee hole in the dark. 78 00:02:58,639 --> 00:03:01,266 Or wear that much lash on Daddy/daughter day. 79 00:03:01,266 --> 00:03:03,685 Please, please stop using "Daddy". 80 00:03:04,311 --> 00:03:07,314 And I have plans today. 81 00:03:07,940 --> 00:03:09,149 Can we rain check, please? 82 00:03:09,149 --> 00:03:10,567 On Tegan and Sara day? 83 00:03:10,567 --> 00:03:12,277 I know, I know, I'm sorry, 84 00:03:12,277 --> 00:03:14,071 but I kind of asked someone over, 85 00:03:14,071 --> 00:03:16,156 and you would be the best ever if you left the cabin. 86 00:03:16,156 --> 00:03:18,075 - For an hour. - Only if you tell me, 87 00:03:18,075 --> 00:03:19,952 does someone's name rhyme with Shmorrest? 88 00:03:20,661 --> 00:03:22,537 That is none of your schmizniz. 89 00:03:26,708 --> 00:03:28,293 [Justin] Well, your schmizniz is here. 90 00:03:31,046 --> 00:03:33,382 - [gasp] Why is Forrest here? - 'Cause you're a teenage horndog. 91 00:03:33,382 --> 00:03:35,717 - I invited Ivy over. - The one that fired you? 92 00:03:35,717 --> 00:03:37,928 - Right before she kissed me? - Go off, girl! 93 00:03:37,928 --> 00:03:39,471 You have to help me get rid of him. 94 00:03:39,471 --> 00:03:41,056 I'll just tell him that you're exploring 95 00:03:41,056 --> 00:03:42,599 the richness of human sexual expression. It's beautif... 96 00:03:42,599 --> 00:03:44,434 I'll tell him- I'll talk to him Just.. just, uhh, 97 00:03:44,434 --> 00:03:45,602 just.. just, just stay here! 98 00:03:45,602 --> 00:03:46,728 In case Ivy shows. Thank you. 99 00:03:46,728 --> 00:03:47,896 Fine. 100 00:03:47,896 --> 00:03:49,648 - [footsteps thumping] - [door creaks open] 101 00:03:49,648 --> 00:03:51,608 - [Billie] Put it back, Justin! - I didn't touch it! 102 00:03:52,401 --> 00:03:53,402 I didn't. 103 00:03:54,903 --> 00:03:55,988 Oh, God. 104 00:03:57,572 --> 00:03:59,616 Hey, hey, hey. 105 00:03:59,616 --> 00:04:02,536 - [Forrest] Hello. - [Billie] Um, what are you doing here? 106 00:04:02,536 --> 00:04:05,205 I'm asking this girl to the drive-in tonight. 107 00:04:05,205 --> 00:04:06,873 Yeah, that sounds like a text conversation, 108 00:04:06,873 --> 00:04:08,667 you kn... whoa. 109 00:04:09,918 --> 00:04:12,963 And I need some clean clothes. 110 00:04:12,963 --> 00:04:14,006 - Of course. - Yeah. 111 00:04:15,507 --> 00:04:18,010 So, Kombuch, what do you say? 112 00:04:18,677 --> 00:04:21,888 You want to eat popcorn, and make out in the parking lot? 113 00:04:22,389 --> 00:04:23,807 I do like popcorn. 114 00:04:31,565 --> 00:04:33,150 - Yeah, okay. Yeah. - Yeah? 115 00:04:33,150 --> 00:04:34,401 - We'll just be quick. - Sure. 116 00:04:34,401 --> 00:04:35,652 - Like, one load, though. - Okay. 117 00:04:35,652 --> 00:04:36,737 Just the whites. 118 00:04:36,737 --> 00:04:40,866 [upbeat instrumental] 119 00:04:40,866 --> 00:04:42,409 [Mimsy] ♪ Ah, whatcha gonna do now... ♪ 120 00:04:42,409 --> 00:04:43,994 [Opal] Let's try this again. I need more emotion. 121 00:04:43,994 --> 00:04:45,537 What does it mean to you, 122 00:04:45,537 --> 00:04:47,664 what is the meaning of this song itself? 123 00:04:47,664 --> 00:04:49,166 Let's try it again. 124 00:04:49,166 --> 00:04:51,251 ♪ Whatcha gonna do when I'm gone? ♪ 125 00:04:51,251 --> 00:04:53,211 ♪ Whatcha gonna do? ♪ 126 00:04:53,211 --> 00:04:55,964 ♪ Whatcha gonna do when I'm gone? Whatcha gon... ♪ 127 00:04:55,964 --> 00:04:57,507 What is this? 128 00:04:57,507 --> 00:04:58,925 A serve. 129 00:04:58,925 --> 00:05:00,719 Yeah, we're rehearsing for tonight. 130 00:05:01,595 --> 00:05:03,055 As a Bee Gees cover band? 131 00:05:03,055 --> 00:05:04,765 Nana will bring the house down 132 00:05:04,765 --> 00:05:07,059 with Chilliwack's devastating "Whatcha Gonna Do?" 133 00:05:07,059 --> 00:05:09,061 It's the fundamental questions that resonate. 134 00:05:09,061 --> 00:05:11,271 It's the Boathouse's last talent show. 135 00:05:11,271 --> 00:05:14,274 What's better than a dying woman's last song? 136 00:05:14,274 --> 00:05:15,400 [footsteps approaching] 137 00:05:17,778 --> 00:05:21,698 Opal, can I get your advice on appies for tonight? 138 00:05:21,698 --> 00:05:23,366 - Appies? - Yeah, your dad thought 139 00:05:23,366 --> 00:05:25,160 it would be a good idea to have themed bites, 140 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:27,120 so how about "Vegan Tegan-tots 141 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:28,705 - and Sara Cream"? - I'll handle this. 142 00:05:28,705 --> 00:05:30,624 ♪ Ooh, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba ♪ 143 00:05:30,624 --> 00:05:32,918 Rest your voice, Nana. We need it fresh and raw for tonight. 144 00:05:32,918 --> 00:05:34,628 Like the oysters I need to order. 145 00:05:37,255 --> 00:05:38,924 Okay, here's what's gonna happen. 146 00:05:38,924 --> 00:05:40,675 You are gonna tell Opal that you are too sick 147 00:05:40,675 --> 00:05:42,928 to perform in tonight's sad little hairband fantasy. 148 00:05:42,928 --> 00:05:45,639 Oh, it's more prog rock than metal. 149 00:05:46,181 --> 00:05:48,016 But you can't put Chilliwack in a box. 150 00:05:48,016 --> 00:05:50,977 Mom, Tegan and Sara are very important clients of mine 151 00:05:50,977 --> 00:05:52,354 doing me a personal favor. 152 00:05:52,354 --> 00:05:53,939 I cannot have you embarrassing me. 153 00:05:55,315 --> 00:05:56,483 As you wish. 154 00:05:58,735 --> 00:06:00,779 That was easy. 155 00:06:00,779 --> 00:06:02,447 Maisy, I'm trying to help. 156 00:06:02,948 --> 00:06:05,117 What you're doing for the lake is wonderful. 157 00:06:05,700 --> 00:06:08,036 You know, when you were a girl, you would moan 158 00:06:08,036 --> 00:06:10,956 about community soirees like talent shows. 159 00:06:10,956 --> 00:06:13,291 I thought it was because you had no real talent 160 00:06:13,291 --> 00:06:14,709 of your own to share. 161 00:06:16,002 --> 00:06:16,920 Hmm. 162 00:06:17,754 --> 00:06:19,131 You've really grown. 163 00:06:19,131 --> 00:06:21,925 [laidback instrumental] 164 00:06:21,925 --> 00:06:24,636 Oh, my... [sighs] 165 00:06:26,346 --> 00:06:28,223 Do you want some snacks? 166 00:06:28,223 --> 00:06:30,684 I made a vegetable tray. Not that all lesbians are vegetarians. 167 00:06:30,684 --> 00:06:33,145 [laughs] I mean, not that you're even a lesbian, I would offer you meat, 168 00:06:33,145 --> 00:06:36,022 I mean, if you want meat, not that kind of meat, I mean, 169 00:06:36,022 --> 00:06:37,649 I could offer you this hummus I made. 170 00:06:37,649 --> 00:06:38,483 [door clicks open] 171 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:41,194 Hey. 172 00:06:41,778 --> 00:06:43,029 [both] Hey. 173 00:06:43,029 --> 00:06:45,407 Sorry, I was just doin' my laundry. 174 00:06:45,407 --> 00:06:48,618 And you know, I've decided that I love... 175 00:06:48,618 --> 00:06:50,328 love my old stuff, 176 00:06:50,328 --> 00:06:52,914 so we can go ahead, and return the new clothes. 177 00:06:52,914 --> 00:06:55,959 But I love the new stuff. 178 00:06:55,959 --> 00:06:57,752 Like, love it. 179 00:06:57,752 --> 00:06:59,921 So maybe, you should try it on first, see if it fits. 180 00:06:59,921 --> 00:07:03,049 But the old clothes are super cute, Justin, 181 00:07:03,049 --> 00:07:04,634 and they make me feel snatched. 182 00:07:04,634 --> 00:07:06,553 Oh, I feel you. I've got this ratty old pair 183 00:07:06,553 --> 00:07:08,388 of overalls I just can't let go of. 184 00:07:08,388 --> 00:07:09,639 Super tough. 185 00:07:09,639 --> 00:07:11,308 Justin, can you go check on my load? 186 00:07:11,308 --> 00:07:13,476 - Boundaries. - [whispering] Justin. 187 00:07:13,476 --> 00:07:14,769 Relax. 188 00:07:15,562 --> 00:07:17,063 I'll be gentle with your delicates. 189 00:07:17,063 --> 00:07:19,441 Thank you. I appreciate that. 190 00:07:20,066 --> 00:07:21,651 Oh, and make sure you separate them. 191 00:07:22,694 --> 00:07:24,321 Yes, I will... 192 00:07:25,238 --> 00:07:26,823 - separate. - [Billie] Thank you. 193 00:07:26,823 --> 00:07:28,575 - It is important. - [door shuts closed] 194 00:07:29,159 --> 00:07:30,577 It's important. 195 00:07:30,577 --> 00:07:32,871 - He is, like... - Yeah, I know. 196 00:07:32,871 --> 00:07:33,955 Yeah. 197 00:07:33,955 --> 00:07:37,959 [quirky instrumental] 198 00:07:40,086 --> 00:07:41,713 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 199 00:07:41,713 --> 00:07:44,633 Uh, sorry, Whoreen, Maisy said no home brews. 200 00:07:44,633 --> 00:07:47,093 It's just dessert wine. 201 00:07:47,093 --> 00:07:50,388 Oy, I love me a 90 proof fruity cough syrup. 202 00:07:50,388 --> 00:07:52,349 But I think we know how Claire gets 203 00:07:52,349 --> 00:07:54,100 - when she gets into it, huh? - [Whoreen] Oh. 204 00:07:54,100 --> 00:07:56,019 - Yeah, so... - [clears throat] 205 00:07:56,686 --> 00:07:58,772 ...Maisy just wants tonight to be a class act. 206 00:07:59,356 --> 00:08:01,274 Turn around! Take 'em back! 207 00:08:01,274 --> 00:08:02,108 Thank you. 208 00:08:03,860 --> 00:08:05,320 Hey, babe, you might wanna light a match 209 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:07,197 before it gets in the leather. 210 00:08:07,197 --> 00:08:09,908 Maisy asked me to pick up Tegan and Sara. 211 00:08:09,908 --> 00:08:12,118 So I'm giving the car just, like, a light lavender misting, 212 00:08:12,118 --> 00:08:14,454 because artists are very sensitive to smells, so... 213 00:08:14,454 --> 00:08:16,498 Well, then, don't stop for a burrito on the way. 214 00:08:16,498 --> 00:08:18,083 - Remember, last time... - Maisy is doing me 215 00:08:18,083 --> 00:08:19,501 this incredible favor, 216 00:08:19,501 --> 00:08:20,752 so everything has to go perfectly. 217 00:08:21,336 --> 00:08:23,213 She offloaded a four-hour drive on you. 218 00:08:23,213 --> 00:08:24,714 If anything, you're doing Maisy the favor. 219 00:08:24,714 --> 00:08:26,091 She's giving me a shot 220 00:08:26,091 --> 00:08:27,717 at the celebrity real estate game. 221 00:08:28,927 --> 00:08:30,303 If I play this right, 222 00:08:30,303 --> 00:08:32,555 I could have my very own Bravo franchise. 223 00:08:32,555 --> 00:08:34,683 "Cabin Flip Bitch." 224 00:08:34,683 --> 00:08:35,517 [gasps] 225 00:08:36,518 --> 00:08:38,520 Wait, Jaynie, if this is your moment... 226 00:08:39,521 --> 00:08:41,731 you can't grab it with your hands at ten and two. 227 00:08:42,399 --> 00:08:44,317 Hear me out. I come with, I drive back. 228 00:08:44,317 --> 00:08:47,445 That way, you can work your magic on Lady Oasis. 229 00:08:51,700 --> 00:08:54,077 Fine. But no talking to the sisters. 230 00:08:54,077 --> 00:08:55,912 - [Wayne] Zip. - This has to be super profesh. 231 00:08:55,912 --> 00:08:57,914 [snaps fingers] Then we should take my sea plane. 232 00:08:59,582 --> 00:09:00,834 You can't fly it. 233 00:09:02,502 --> 00:09:04,004 Tegan and Sara don't know that. 234 00:09:05,255 --> 00:09:07,132 [sighs] Okay. 235 00:09:11,303 --> 00:09:12,512 Yeah, we should drive. 236 00:09:26,693 --> 00:09:27,861 Uh, good hummus. 237 00:09:28,486 --> 00:09:29,863 My mom got Justin, 238 00:09:29,863 --> 00:09:31,990 - like, really into legumes. - Ooh. 239 00:09:32,532 --> 00:09:33,366 Yeah. 240 00:09:35,535 --> 00:09:36,953 So, uh... 241 00:09:39,289 --> 00:09:40,790 - Okay, so, Ivy... - [Ivy] I know. 242 00:09:40,790 --> 00:09:42,125 Things have been weird 243 00:09:42,125 --> 00:09:43,626 - since I fired you. - Kissed me. 244 00:09:43,626 --> 00:09:45,462 Uh, for the record, I wasn't your boss 245 00:09:45,462 --> 00:09:47,088 when I kissed you, so not... 246 00:09:47,714 --> 00:09:48,548 not creepy. 247 00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:51,509 But, uh, here. 248 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:54,888 It's a reference letter. 249 00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:58,641 I may have slightly exaggerated your tree-planting skills, 250 00:09:58,641 --> 00:10:00,935 but not your commitment to climate action. 251 00:10:01,686 --> 00:10:03,188 Maybe, it'll help get another internship. 252 00:10:04,397 --> 00:10:06,566 Ivy, this is so... 253 00:10:06,566 --> 00:10:09,110 And I'm sorry for kissing you, too. 254 00:10:09,110 --> 00:10:11,529 I should have waited for enthusiastic consent, 255 00:10:11,529 --> 00:10:13,365 but your non-verbal cues 256 00:10:13,365 --> 00:10:14,991 felt like a green light, so I just... 257 00:10:14,991 --> 00:10:16,701 No, they were totally flashing. 258 00:10:16,701 --> 00:10:17,744 Like, "Go." 259 00:10:18,328 --> 00:10:19,662 Like, "Turn right at the sign. 260 00:10:20,497 --> 00:10:21,331 Or left." 261 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:23,625 I don't drive yet. 262 00:10:23,625 --> 00:10:26,378 Okay, so maybe, uh, not sorry then. 263 00:10:28,380 --> 00:10:30,298 Ivy, you know the only reason I threw the laundry party 264 00:10:30,298 --> 00:10:31,633 was to impress you? 265 00:10:31,633 --> 00:10:33,593 - You were trying to impress me? - Yeah. 266 00:10:33,593 --> 00:10:35,011 I've been trying to impress you 267 00:10:35,011 --> 00:10:36,471 since you saved me in the woods. 268 00:10:36,471 --> 00:10:38,473 Oh, my God. I'm sorry about that, too. 269 00:10:38,473 --> 00:10:39,974 - For saving me? - No, no, no, 270 00:10:39,974 --> 00:10:42,352 for getting, like, weird about NCI. 271 00:10:42,352 --> 00:10:43,186 I... 272 00:10:44,979 --> 00:10:46,815 [sighs] I applied for the same internship, 273 00:10:46,815 --> 00:10:48,274 but they straight up ghosted me. 274 00:10:49,025 --> 00:10:52,195 And here's this literal queen 275 00:10:52,195 --> 00:10:54,239 with my internship, so I know she's smart, 276 00:10:54,239 --> 00:10:56,825 and of course, she's stunning. 277 00:10:57,826 --> 00:10:59,702 And I was just all up in my head 278 00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:01,329 about running my first crew, 279 00:11:01,329 --> 00:11:02,914 but I couldn't stop thinking, girls like that 280 00:11:02,914 --> 00:11:05,583 don't go for sweaty tree planters like me. 281 00:11:11,256 --> 00:11:12,132 Well... 282 00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:15,218 I don't know, Ivy, I, uh... 283 00:11:16,261 --> 00:11:19,013 I think you'd be surprised what girls like me go for. 284 00:11:19,013 --> 00:11:21,891 [serene instrumental] 285 00:11:21,891 --> 00:11:23,601 If the non-verbals are right. 286 00:11:23,601 --> 00:11:24,686 [Ivy chuckles] 287 00:11:24,686 --> 00:11:28,440 [soft instrumental playing] 288 00:11:35,363 --> 00:11:37,532 Oh, no, no, no. That's cool, Mr. Lovejoy. 289 00:11:38,199 --> 00:11:39,492 I never sort my socks. 290 00:11:39,492 --> 00:11:41,411 First, it's Justin. 291 00:11:41,411 --> 00:11:43,079 I'm, like, barely a decade and a half 292 00:11:43,079 --> 00:11:44,789 older than you, we're practically the same age. 293 00:11:44,789 --> 00:11:48,501 Second, never, never, ever 294 00:11:48,501 --> 00:11:50,086 say that in front of Billie. 295 00:11:50,086 --> 00:11:51,713 The girl colour sorts with a label maker. 296 00:11:53,339 --> 00:11:54,799 Okay. Noted. 297 00:11:55,842 --> 00:11:57,886 And thanks for being so cool about her ditching 298 00:11:57,886 --> 00:11:59,387 - Tegan and Sara Day. - Oh, yeah. 299 00:11:59,387 --> 00:12:00,972 It's okay, and I owe you 300 00:12:00,972 --> 00:12:02,223 for the next super exclusive VIP event 301 00:12:02,223 --> 00:12:03,183 that comes to the lake... 302 00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:04,642 never. 303 00:12:07,187 --> 00:12:08,563 - Wonder what's keeping her? - Whoa! 304 00:12:09,105 --> 00:12:12,108 [laughing] Forrest. Forrest. 305 00:12:12,108 --> 00:12:14,527 You gorgeous creature. 306 00:12:14,527 --> 00:12:17,113 Choosing the right date look takes time, 307 00:12:17,113 --> 00:12:20,158 which gives us time to choose your look. 308 00:12:20,909 --> 00:12:22,368 - Let's go! - Okay. 309 00:12:22,368 --> 00:12:24,078 See what we're workin' with here. 310 00:12:24,078 --> 00:12:26,247 - We got a couple of T-shirts. - I was thinking... 311 00:12:26,247 --> 00:12:28,041 [Justin] No, no, no, we're not gonna wear blue. 312 00:12:28,041 --> 00:12:31,419 Um, got whatever some of this is, 313 00:12:31,419 --> 00:12:33,796 no plaid 'cause we're not into fall, 314 00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,173 ratty old sweatpants? 315 00:12:35,173 --> 00:12:36,382 Look, friend, I am not gonna lie, 316 00:12:36,382 --> 00:12:37,217 this isn't looking good. 317 00:12:38,343 --> 00:12:39,677 I've got some jeans in the dryer. 318 00:12:39,677 --> 00:12:41,888 - Great. Put those on. - Okay. 319 00:12:41,888 --> 00:12:43,431 [Justin] Perfect start, but I am gonna need you 320 00:12:43,431 --> 00:12:45,183 to put a T-shirt on, 321 00:12:45,183 --> 00:12:46,809 because I need my full focus. 322 00:12:50,855 --> 00:12:52,732 Thank you so much for coming. 323 00:12:52,732 --> 00:12:54,192 Are you excited for the Boathouse's 324 00:12:54,192 --> 00:12:55,527 last talent show? 325 00:12:55,527 --> 00:12:57,153 Oh, we can't wait. 326 00:12:57,153 --> 00:12:58,613 We love "Barracuda". 327 00:12:58,613 --> 00:13:00,198 That's Heart. 328 00:13:00,198 --> 00:13:03,660 This is a different sister rock duo, Tegan and Sara. 329 00:13:03,660 --> 00:13:07,247 Who owe it all to Sweden's sibling sensation, Ace of Base. 330 00:13:07,247 --> 00:13:09,874 - Where are the cheques? - With Captain Crypto over there. 331 00:13:12,544 --> 00:13:13,670 [Ulrika] Oh. 332 00:13:13,670 --> 00:13:15,046 You have them. Halla! 333 00:13:16,214 --> 00:13:19,092 Hey, Teegs, hey, Sara. How was your flight? 334 00:13:19,092 --> 00:13:21,302 [Tegan] Great, but our ride's not here. 335 00:13:21,302 --> 00:13:22,136 Oh. 336 00:13:23,221 --> 00:13:25,014 No, there must be some mistake. 337 00:13:25,014 --> 00:13:26,808 Sit tight, I will call you right back. 338 00:13:26,808 --> 00:13:27,642 [Tegan] Okay. 339 00:13:30,019 --> 00:13:34,023 [phone chiming] 340 00:13:39,028 --> 00:13:41,155 - You gonna answer it, babe? - It's Maisy. 341 00:13:41,155 --> 00:13:42,115 And don't call me babe. 342 00:13:42,949 --> 00:13:45,410 Okay, well, tell her we got a huge flattie. 343 00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:49,372 [phone continues chiming] 344 00:13:49,372 --> 00:13:50,915 Maisy will lose it 345 00:13:50,915 --> 00:13:52,458 if we're late to pick up Tegan and Sara, 346 00:13:52,458 --> 00:13:53,960 she trusted me. [grunts] 347 00:13:54,836 --> 00:13:56,629 Okay, well, maybe she can send Victor. 348 00:13:56,629 --> 00:13:57,463 No. 349 00:14:00,091 --> 00:14:01,050 [grunts] 350 00:14:03,052 --> 00:14:05,138 He'll never make it with their turnaround! 351 00:14:05,138 --> 00:14:07,098 I have to just pretend we're in a dead zone. 352 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:08,725 [sighs] 353 00:14:09,392 --> 00:14:10,727 You have to fix this, Wayne. 354 00:14:12,437 --> 00:14:13,896 This was my shot. 355 00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:16,691 I mean, that's why she sent me to pick them up. 356 00:14:16,691 --> 00:14:19,277 She believes in me. It's why she's so hard on me. 357 00:14:20,069 --> 00:14:22,697 Yeah, or because she's Tie Domi in yoga pants. 358 00:14:24,073 --> 00:14:26,075 - Victor has a type. - That's it. 359 00:14:26,868 --> 00:14:29,078 - [Wayne] Uh-oh, babe. - Don't call me that. 360 00:14:30,496 --> 00:14:32,040 Don't you normally, keep a spare? 361 00:14:33,541 --> 00:14:36,377 No! [screams] 362 00:14:38,296 --> 00:14:39,839 Hey, all right, 363 00:14:39,839 --> 00:14:41,591 Forrest and I have found a date night lewk 364 00:14:41,591 --> 00:14:43,843 that pays homage to Forrest's tree planter roots, 365 00:14:43,843 --> 00:14:46,346 but also feels young and super hot-forward. 366 00:14:46,346 --> 00:14:48,473 - What do you think? - Hot. 367 00:14:48,973 --> 00:14:51,392 - Damn. - So... 368 00:14:51,392 --> 00:14:54,270 did you finish with the hummus? 369 00:14:55,396 --> 00:14:58,066 No, there's this new spice 370 00:14:58,066 --> 00:14:59,817 that makes me want to keep eating it. 371 00:14:59,817 --> 00:15:01,819 That's the jalapeno... oh. 372 00:15:02,779 --> 00:15:04,280 - 'Cause it's a... - Mmm, mmm, 373 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,949 so can you go put the hummus in my room, 374 00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:09,285 and I'll pack up the laundry? 375 00:15:09,285 --> 00:15:10,828 - Not the fridge? - Uh, my room... 376 00:15:10,828 --> 00:15:11,954 - Cooler? - Fridge. 377 00:15:12,664 --> 00:15:14,957 - So if you could go do that? - [Justin sighs] 378 00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:17,168 - Justin. - I mean, you could also try the hummus 379 00:15:17,168 --> 00:15:19,337 in the laundry room. They'd probably, go well together. 380 00:15:19,337 --> 00:15:21,923 - Oh, my God, Justin! Go. Go. - Fine. I'm... I'm going. 381 00:15:22,590 --> 00:15:25,593 - Missed you. - [Billie] Oh. That's too bad. 382 00:15:25,593 --> 00:15:27,929 Um, because there's something I want to... 383 00:15:27,929 --> 00:15:30,056 - talk about? - Do you really wanna talk? 384 00:15:30,056 --> 00:15:31,224 Well... 385 00:15:31,224 --> 00:15:35,186 [sensual instrumental playing] 386 00:15:39,649 --> 00:15:41,109 Take this off, it's summer! 387 00:15:41,109 --> 00:15:42,610 It's hot. 388 00:15:42,610 --> 00:15:45,071 No, no, I... Tegan, I totally understand. 389 00:15:45,071 --> 00:15:48,241 I... I'm... I'm so, so sorry. 390 00:15:50,284 --> 00:15:52,662 Tegan and Sara aren't coming. Jayne never showed up. 391 00:15:52,662 --> 00:15:54,330 Neither did Opal's oysters. 392 00:15:54,330 --> 00:15:56,207 He's on the phone with Prince Edward Island now. 393 00:15:57,125 --> 00:15:59,127 Look, your mom really wants to sing. 394 00:15:59,127 --> 00:16:02,714 I promised Canadian twin icons, not The Devil Wears Jumpsuit. 395 00:16:02,714 --> 00:16:04,507 We're just gonna have to call the whole thing off. 396 00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:07,969 - I'll strip. - No, no! 397 00:16:07,969 --> 00:16:10,179 - Whoreen has a weak heart. - Hmm. 398 00:16:10,179 --> 00:16:13,266 Oh, maybe, you can ask Billie to sing Tegan and Sara hits. 399 00:16:13,266 --> 00:16:15,518 She did win the talent show competition last year. 400 00:16:15,518 --> 00:16:17,854 People are expecting A-list indie darlings, 401 00:16:17,854 --> 00:16:18,896 not an open mic. 402 00:16:18,896 --> 00:16:20,189 It's a talent show. 403 00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:22,066 It's a chance for the lake to showcase 404 00:16:22,066 --> 00:16:24,360 - its underappreciated talent. - No Magic Mike. 405 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:25,236 No. 406 00:16:25,862 --> 00:16:28,030 Fine, I'll text Billie, but in the meantime, 407 00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:28,948 we have to stall. 408 00:16:29,782 --> 00:16:31,868 Remember when they stalled the MuchMusic Video Awards 409 00:16:31,868 --> 00:16:33,661 when Strombo got caught in the Timmy Ho's bathroom 410 00:16:33,661 --> 00:16:34,829 for three hours? 411 00:16:34,829 --> 00:16:36,581 Yeah, we held a silent auction. 412 00:16:36,581 --> 00:16:38,833 You almost bet the house on Grimes's elf ears. 413 00:16:38,833 --> 00:16:41,002 I would've looked dope in those. 414 00:16:41,919 --> 00:16:44,380 [gasps] Jayne's staging. 415 00:16:46,299 --> 00:16:47,759 Where did you say Opal is? 416 00:16:47,759 --> 00:16:49,510 And for our next item... 417 00:16:49,510 --> 00:16:52,513 [playful instrumental playing] 418 00:16:52,513 --> 00:16:54,807 ...a relic from the Boathouse canteen. 419 00:16:54,807 --> 00:16:56,893 Can I get an opening bid of $200 420 00:16:56,893 --> 00:16:59,479 for this dark hole of nihilism? 421 00:16:59,479 --> 00:17:01,898 Is that 200? Can I get 220? 422 00:17:01,898 --> 00:17:04,108 How is he getting these prices? 423 00:17:04,108 --> 00:17:06,194 He was headhunted by Sotheby's in the fourth grade. 424 00:17:06,194 --> 00:17:08,488 - Oh. - [Opal] Here we go, it's a bet, there it is. 425 00:17:08,488 --> 00:17:11,908 [muffled music playing] 426 00:17:16,913 --> 00:17:18,873 Hummus is in your room listening to music. 427 00:17:18,873 --> 00:17:20,291 Did you get rid of laundry? 428 00:17:20,291 --> 00:17:22,418 [sighs] I tried, Justin, but he's so cute! 429 00:17:22,418 --> 00:17:23,878 I can't choose. 430 00:17:23,878 --> 00:17:25,421 Billie, why don't you just date both? 431 00:17:25,421 --> 00:17:27,340 'Cause I'm not like you that way. 432 00:17:27,340 --> 00:17:28,716 [laughs] Well, I think after today, 433 00:17:28,716 --> 00:17:30,134 you're exactly like me like that. 434 00:17:30,134 --> 00:17:31,803 - [knocking on door] - [Forrest] Hey. 435 00:17:31,803 --> 00:17:33,387 - Can I use the washroom? - [whispering] Shit! 436 00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:34,972 - [Ivy] Did you hear that? - [Billie gasps] 437 00:17:34,972 --> 00:17:36,557 - It's just me, I'm just... - [Billie] Mmm! 438 00:17:36,557 --> 00:17:38,017 ...me, I'm just choking! 439 00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:40,061 You, Ivy, me, Forrest. 440 00:17:40,061 --> 00:17:41,771 - [Ivy] Billie? - [knocking on door] 441 00:17:41,771 --> 00:17:43,356 [Billie laughing] You know, I will be right there. 442 00:17:44,774 --> 00:17:46,275 - Right through here. - Okay. Cool. 443 00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:48,361 - Thank you, Mr. Lovejoy. - No, it's Justin! 444 00:17:49,654 --> 00:17:51,030 - This is... - Bad! 445 00:17:51,030 --> 00:17:52,740 I've escaped stickier threesomes. 446 00:17:52,740 --> 00:17:54,575 We're just gonna tell him you've been brainwashed, 447 00:17:54,575 --> 00:17:56,702 - and you're in a cult. - Fourteen missed calls from Maisy? 448 00:17:56,702 --> 00:17:58,746 I think I could pass as a cult leader. 449 00:17:58,746 --> 00:18:00,665 - I'm charismatic, I thrive in chaos... - Wait, wait, wait. 450 00:18:00,665 --> 00:18:02,416 Tegan and Sara never showed. Maisy needs me to sing. 451 00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:04,252 [gasps] My baby, filling in for Canada's 452 00:18:04,252 --> 00:18:06,003 queer pop power duo? 453 00:18:06,003 --> 00:18:07,797 - Gagged. - I mean, I have to go, right? 454 00:18:07,797 --> 00:18:09,382 I mean, it is the last talent show. 455 00:18:09,382 --> 00:18:11,133 Yeah, as much as I want to see my girl 456 00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,677 take the spotlight and Kris Jenner all the credit, 457 00:18:12,677 --> 00:18:15,137 I know where I'm needed, so you go, you go now! 458 00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:18,140 - You run, Billie! Run! - [quick footsteps thumping] 459 00:18:19,267 --> 00:18:20,101 [Wayne grunting] 460 00:18:21,018 --> 00:18:23,062 What are you doing? I already called the tow truck. 461 00:18:24,188 --> 00:18:26,107 Emergency kit has a tire inflator. 462 00:18:26,107 --> 00:18:27,567 Maybe, we can still make it. 463 00:18:27,567 --> 00:18:29,151 Don't bother. 464 00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:31,112 I should have just told Maisy when I had the chance. 465 00:18:31,112 --> 00:18:32,280 Now, she'll never forgive me. 466 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:35,074 Blame me. 467 00:18:35,741 --> 00:18:37,660 She already thinks that I'm a blown tire. 468 00:18:37,660 --> 00:18:39,620 Oh, Wayne, that's... 469 00:18:40,246 --> 00:18:41,289 that's so... 470 00:18:42,748 --> 00:18:43,583 thank you. 471 00:18:45,626 --> 00:18:47,003 You tried your best, Jaynie. 472 00:18:47,003 --> 00:18:48,212 You always try your best. 473 00:18:48,921 --> 00:18:50,631 And you know what? Whatever Maisy says, 474 00:18:50,631 --> 00:18:53,175 not your fault. Sometimes shit just happens. 475 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:55,428 [Wayne grunting] 476 00:18:57,346 --> 00:18:59,181 [Jayne] And sometimes, shit happens on purpose. 477 00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:00,683 [Wayne] You run over a box of nails? 478 00:19:00,683 --> 00:19:03,561 In perfect line, and my spare tire goes missing? 479 00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:06,981 Someone didn't want us to get to the airport. 480 00:19:06,981 --> 00:19:08,983 No. Makes no sense. 481 00:19:09,525 --> 00:19:11,193 Who wouldn't want to see Tegan and Sara? 482 00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:13,654 "Everything is Awesome"? 483 00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:14,822 That song still slaps! 484 00:19:15,364 --> 00:19:17,116 - [thud] - [Wayne] I love the Lego movie, 485 00:19:17,116 --> 00:19:19,368 - Jaynie, you know that. - No, I do. I do know that. 486 00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:26,876 I'm turning into Justin. 487 00:19:27,460 --> 00:19:30,087 [sighs] Who am I kidding? I can't run 12 kilometers. 488 00:19:30,087 --> 00:19:31,714 [sighs] 489 00:19:31,714 --> 00:19:33,257 - [woman] Right here. - [Opal] How about $500? 490 00:19:33,257 --> 00:19:34,759 500 from Claire! 491 00:19:35,343 --> 00:19:36,969 Oh, wow. 492 00:19:37,511 --> 00:19:39,597 [sighs] Billie can't make it. 493 00:19:40,097 --> 00:19:41,891 I think we're gonna have to cancel the whole thing. 494 00:19:42,475 --> 00:19:45,895 No, this is your talent show. There's only one way to save it. 495 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,814 Oh, fine. Mom, go ahead. 496 00:19:48,814 --> 00:19:51,400 Do your prog rock fantasy for the swamp people. 497 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,903 I'll duo you one better. 498 00:19:53,903 --> 00:19:56,030 - [Opal] Sold! To Claire. - Oh, dear. 499 00:19:56,030 --> 00:19:58,074 - [Claire] Yeah! - [crowd applauding] 500 00:19:59,992 --> 00:20:01,202 [celery sticks crunching] 501 00:20:03,871 --> 00:20:04,789 [door clicks open] 502 00:20:09,001 --> 00:20:10,336 - Hey. - Hey. 503 00:20:11,212 --> 00:20:13,255 So you left out a tiny detail, did ya? 504 00:20:14,090 --> 00:20:16,676 Like a fool, I was trying to open your eyes 505 00:20:16,676 --> 00:20:18,052 to the joys of polyamory, 506 00:20:18,052 --> 00:20:20,596 but I draw the line at incest. 507 00:20:20,596 --> 00:20:21,889 [Forrest] Okay, we had no idea, 508 00:20:21,889 --> 00:20:23,265 - Mr. Lovejoy... - It's Justin! 509 00:20:25,059 --> 00:20:27,311 Now, as much as it ages me to be the parent... 510 00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:29,772 you got's to clean up your mess. 511 00:20:29,772 --> 00:20:31,565 I know, that's why I came back, I... 512 00:20:32,483 --> 00:20:34,110 I didn't want to pull a Justin. 513 00:20:34,902 --> 00:20:36,654 Oh, well... 514 00:20:37,405 --> 00:20:39,615 I'm glad that my trauma and my name 515 00:20:39,615 --> 00:20:40,866 could be a teachable moment. 516 00:20:42,118 --> 00:20:44,954 Now, because your drama is about to get hella awkward 517 00:20:44,954 --> 00:20:47,623 in about two seconds, I will humbly excuse myself 518 00:20:47,623 --> 00:20:49,625 to go fill in for Tegan and Sara. 519 00:20:52,670 --> 00:20:53,629 Good luck. 520 00:20:54,255 --> 00:20:55,756 - Serious, Billie? - What the fuck, Billie? 521 00:20:55,756 --> 00:20:57,591 I wasn't trying to play games. Honest, you guys. 522 00:20:57,591 --> 00:20:59,468 But what was I supposed to do? 523 00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:01,554 First, my boss's brother kisses me, and then, my boss kisses me? 524 00:21:01,554 --> 00:21:03,389 Oh, she was not your boss when she kissed you, 525 00:21:03,389 --> 00:21:05,182 and she asked if you were into her brother. 526 00:21:05,182 --> 00:21:06,434 Easy, Ive, it's not Billie's fault 527 00:21:06,434 --> 00:21:08,310 - she's our type. - Get a new type! 528 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:10,354 This can't keep happening. First, Maya, and then there was... 529 00:21:10,354 --> 00:21:11,605 That was grade six. 530 00:21:11,605 --> 00:21:12,773 Okay, I don't even know 531 00:21:12,773 --> 00:21:14,191 if Forrest and I are a thing yet. 532 00:21:14,191 --> 00:21:15,484 - Like, you know... - The shed 533 00:21:15,484 --> 00:21:16,861 - was definitely a thing. - Oh, God. 534 00:21:16,861 --> 00:21:18,529 Yes, it kinda was, no, and then, Ivy, 535 00:21:18,529 --> 00:21:20,406 you kissed me at the laundry party, 536 00:21:20,406 --> 00:21:22,658 and I don't know, I just... I just got so confused, you know? 537 00:21:22,658 --> 00:21:24,577 - Well, we are irresistible. - This is not cool, Billie. 538 00:21:24,577 --> 00:21:25,745 You can't play both of us. 539 00:21:29,081 --> 00:21:30,291 Yeah, you're right. 540 00:21:30,291 --> 00:21:31,500 [Forrest sighs] 541 00:21:32,585 --> 00:21:34,253 Maybe you should go. 542 00:21:35,629 --> 00:21:36,464 [Ivy sighs] 543 00:21:38,466 --> 00:21:39,300 [scoffs] 544 00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:48,934 We cool? 545 00:21:50,853 --> 00:21:52,354 Yeah. So cool. 546 00:21:54,023 --> 00:21:54,940 Cool. 547 00:21:56,567 --> 00:21:59,236 [Opal] And, next up, we have the original 548 00:21:59,236 --> 00:22:01,739 hand-stitched Boathouse secretary's cushion. 549 00:22:01,739 --> 00:22:03,741 - [woman snorting] - This Warholian throwback, 550 00:22:03,741 --> 00:22:06,786 dripping in irony, is starting at $500, $500, everyone! 551 00:22:06,786 --> 00:22:08,662 [audience member 1] We want Tegan and Sara! 552 00:22:08,662 --> 00:22:10,414 - Anyone? - [audience member 2] Get off the stage! 553 00:22:10,414 --> 00:22:13,501 [audience] Tegan, Sara! Tegan, Sara! Tegan, Sara! 554 00:22:13,501 --> 00:22:15,419 - Get off, Dad. - [audience] Tegan, Sara! 555 00:22:15,419 --> 00:22:19,423 Tegan, Sara! Tegan, Sara! 556 00:22:19,423 --> 00:22:23,594 Tegan, Sara! Tegan, Sara! 557 00:22:23,594 --> 00:22:25,596 Tegan, Sara! 558 00:22:25,596 --> 00:22:26,806 [Tegan and Sara: "A Little Bit Closer] 559 00:22:26,806 --> 00:22:28,641 ♪ All I wanna get is ♪ 560 00:22:28,641 --> 00:22:31,310 ♪ A little bit closer ♪ 561 00:22:32,645 --> 00:22:34,939 ♪ All I wanna know is ♪ 562 00:22:35,523 --> 00:22:38,442 ♪ Can you come a little closer? ♪ 563 00:22:39,026 --> 00:22:42,780 ♪ Here comes the breath before we get ♪ 564 00:22:42,780 --> 00:22:45,282 ♪ A little bit closer ♪ 565 00:22:45,950 --> 00:22:49,078 ♪ Here comes the rush before we touch ♪ 566 00:22:49,078 --> 00:22:50,162 What? 567 00:22:50,162 --> 00:22:52,206 ♪ Come a little closer ♪ 568 00:22:52,790 --> 00:22:54,917 [audience member] Go, baby! 569 00:22:54,917 --> 00:22:58,003 ♪ The doors are opening the wind is really blowing ♪ 570 00:22:58,003 --> 00:23:01,173 ♪ The night sky is changing overhead ♪ 571 00:23:01,173 --> 00:23:02,550 Yes! 572 00:23:02,550 --> 00:23:05,010 ♪ It's not just all physical ♪ 573 00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:08,681 ♪ I'm the type who won't get oh so critical ♪ 574 00:23:08,681 --> 00:23:12,017 ♪ So let's make the Boathouse physical ♪ 575 00:23:12,017 --> 00:23:15,521 ♪ I won't treat you like you're oh, so typical ♪ 576 00:23:15,521 --> 00:23:19,358 ♪ I want you close, I want you ♪ 577 00:23:19,358 --> 00:23:22,820 ♪ I won't treat you like you're typical ♪ 578 00:23:22,820 --> 00:23:26,282 ♪ I want you close, I want you ♪ 579 00:23:26,282 --> 00:23:29,827 ♪ I won't treat you like you're typical ♪ 580 00:23:29,827 --> 00:23:32,830 ♪ It's not just all physical ♪ 581 00:23:32,830 --> 00:23:36,750 ♪ I'm the type who won't get oh, so critical ♪ 582 00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:39,670 ♪ So let's make the Boathouse physical ♪ 583 00:23:39,670 --> 00:23:44,466 ♪ I won't treat you like you're oh, so typical ♪ 584 00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:45,968 [Mimsy] Wow, look at that! 585 00:23:45,968 --> 00:23:48,012 We are blowing up online. 586 00:23:48,012 --> 00:23:49,555 Total BDE. 587 00:23:49,555 --> 00:23:51,724 Anyone seen the sex falcon? 588 00:23:52,641 --> 00:23:54,393 Uh, halla. 589 00:23:54,393 --> 00:23:58,105 Um, I would like to thank Maisy for reminding us 590 00:23:58,105 --> 00:24:00,566 how the lake needs a place to gather, 591 00:24:00,566 --> 00:24:03,736 and enjoy our sad little talents together. 592 00:24:04,278 --> 00:24:06,405 I would like to pledge my portion 593 00:24:06,405 --> 00:24:08,616 of the land sale to find a home 594 00:24:08,616 --> 00:24:10,534 - for the new Boathouse. - [audience members gasping] 595 00:24:10,534 --> 00:24:13,537 Count us in! [laughs] Anything for Heart. 596 00:24:14,205 --> 00:24:16,290 [Whoreen] Maybe, we talk about this at home? 597 00:24:16,290 --> 00:24:18,167 [audience member] Take my money, I'm in, yeah. 598 00:24:18,167 --> 00:24:21,253 Wow! Looks like you got your Boathouse back. 599 00:24:21,253 --> 00:24:23,464 And we passed for twinsies. 600 00:24:24,048 --> 00:24:25,090 Ooh. 601 00:24:25,090 --> 00:24:28,093 [twinkling instrumental] 602 00:24:28,093 --> 00:24:29,136 [footsteps approaching] 603 00:24:34,225 --> 00:24:36,518 Did my performance move you to tears? 604 00:24:36,518 --> 00:24:37,436 [Justin] I didn't see it. 605 00:24:39,813 --> 00:24:42,191 Can only deal with one thing I love dying in front of me. 606 00:24:46,862 --> 00:24:48,447 Riley's blood tests. 607 00:24:48,447 --> 00:24:49,323 [scoffs] 608 00:24:49,823 --> 00:24:51,450 Got low T-cells... 609 00:24:52,826 --> 00:24:54,286 which we know from Grey's Anatomy 610 00:24:54,286 --> 00:24:55,204 means cancer. 611 00:24:55,204 --> 00:24:56,497 [inhales sharply] 612 00:24:57,873 --> 00:24:59,959 And that's why he told Billie to hide this letter from me, 613 00:24:59,959 --> 00:25:02,002 and it's all making sense now, why he proposed, 614 00:25:02,002 --> 00:25:03,796 'cause he felt like he was running out of time, 615 00:25:03,796 --> 00:25:05,589 and I feel like this idiot. 616 00:25:05,589 --> 00:25:07,508 These are my mom's test results. 617 00:25:07,508 --> 00:25:10,261 I had them sent to Riley, so she wouldn't intercept them. 618 00:25:10,803 --> 00:25:12,388 Oh, thank God! 619 00:25:14,014 --> 00:25:15,516 Oh, holy shit. 620 00:25:18,686 --> 00:25:20,271 Oh, my God, Maisy. 621 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,234 I mean... this is... 622 00:25:25,234 --> 00:25:27,486 we already knew this, right? I... this isn't... 623 00:25:28,028 --> 00:25:29,697 and it means Mimsy wasn't lying. 624 00:25:31,490 --> 00:25:33,242 Do you need a hug? I mean, I... 625 00:25:33,242 --> 00:25:35,035 I know that's not something that either of us want, 626 00:25:35,035 --> 00:25:37,788 you know, given your bones are so brittle 627 00:25:37,788 --> 00:25:39,039 and avian-like, but... 628 00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,417 I could do that for you, 629 00:25:41,417 --> 00:25:42,960 - if you wanted me to... - I don't. 630 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:44,336 - [phone ringing] - Oh. 631 00:25:44,336 --> 00:25:45,754 [gasps] Oh, I have to answer this. 632 00:25:45,754 --> 00:25:47,047 Yeah. Okay, yeah. 633 00:25:47,047 --> 00:25:49,425 You take it, good... good call. 634 00:25:50,676 --> 00:25:52,845 - [phone beeps] - Hey! 635 00:25:52,845 --> 00:25:54,805 Hey, we just saw your post, girl, 636 00:25:54,805 --> 00:25:56,473 so cringe, it's genius. 637 00:25:56,473 --> 00:25:58,058 I mean, we're at half a million views already. 638 00:25:58,058 --> 00:25:59,310 You really are the best, Maisy. 639 00:25:59,310 --> 00:26:02,271 No, you are. And you are. 640 00:26:02,271 --> 00:26:03,522 Okay, never again, though. 641 00:26:03,522 --> 00:26:05,232 - [phone beeps] - Oh. Oh. 642 00:26:11,071 --> 00:26:12,573 - Hi. - Hey. 643 00:26:13,741 --> 00:26:16,493 So? Sophie make a choice? 644 00:26:16,994 --> 00:26:19,121 She did and, just like the movie, 645 00:26:19,121 --> 00:26:22,041 - she went with the boy. - Oh, damn! 646 00:26:22,041 --> 00:26:23,834 I was really hoping you'd taste the rainbow, 647 00:26:23,834 --> 00:26:25,961 but I can totally see why you'd want a little less 648 00:26:25,961 --> 00:26:28,005 drama-llama-ding-dong in your life. 649 00:26:28,005 --> 00:26:29,673 You wouldn't know it after today. 650 00:26:30,174 --> 00:26:32,801 Ivy was big mad. 651 00:26:32,801 --> 00:26:34,470 And I feel like a garbage human. 652 00:26:35,012 --> 00:26:36,013 Can't blame her. 653 00:26:36,930 --> 00:26:37,931 Hard to give up. 654 00:26:39,641 --> 00:26:42,186 So, how'd it go at Maisy's? 655 00:26:42,186 --> 00:26:45,898 Oh, Maisy rallied the lake. Everybody wants a Boathouse. 656 00:26:45,898 --> 00:26:47,983 Mimsy's really dying. Maisy wins... 657 00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:51,153 - again. - What about your pee hole? 658 00:26:52,654 --> 00:26:55,115 Don't even. I know you stole it. 659 00:26:55,741 --> 00:26:57,743 They were Mimsy's test results. 660 00:26:58,577 --> 00:27:00,079 But there was a hot second there, 661 00:27:00,079 --> 00:27:01,663 before Maisy came out to tell me, 662 00:27:01,663 --> 00:27:03,499 where I legit thought that Riley was dying. 663 00:27:04,541 --> 00:27:05,793 Told you not to open it. 664 00:27:06,752 --> 00:27:08,212 The thought of losing him is... 665 00:27:10,297 --> 00:27:11,548 I really love him. 666 00:27:13,634 --> 00:27:15,511 I'm getting too old for drama. 667 00:27:15,511 --> 00:27:19,098 Oh, I hope not, because there's still more. 668 00:27:20,015 --> 00:27:22,184 My parents are coming to take my Parks Canada tour. 669 00:27:23,602 --> 00:27:25,062 What Parks Canada tour? 670 00:27:25,604 --> 00:27:26,855 Exactly. 671 00:27:27,898 --> 00:27:29,733 Oh, I feel sick. 672 00:27:30,401 --> 00:27:31,235 Same. 673 00:27:31,735 --> 00:27:33,862 [Samia feat Jelani Aryeh: "The Promise"] 674 00:27:33,862 --> 00:27:36,323 ♪ If you need a friend ♪ 675 00:27:38,033 --> 00:27:41,412 ♪ Don't look to the stranger ♪ 676 00:27:42,246 --> 00:27:44,873 ♪ You know in the end ♪ 677 00:27:46,458 --> 00:27:49,795 ♪ I'll always be there ♪ 678 00:27:50,629 --> 00:27:53,507 ♪ And when you're in doubt ♪ 679 00:27:54,842 --> 00:27:58,512 ♪ And when you're in danger ♪ 680 00:27:59,012 --> 00:28:01,890 ♪ Take a look all around ♪ 681 00:28:03,183 --> 00:28:06,311 ♪ And I'll be there ♪ 682 00:28:08,439 --> 00:28:10,274 ♪ I'm sorry but I'm just thinking ♪ 683 00:28:10,274 --> 00:28:12,693 ♪ Of the right words to say ♪ 684 00:28:12,693 --> 00:28:16,780 ♪ I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be ♪ 685 00:28:16,780 --> 00:28:19,032 ♪ But if you wait around a while ♪ 686 00:28:19,032 --> 00:28:22,578 ♪ I'll make you fall for me I promise ♪ 687 00:28:22,578 --> 00:28:26,957 ♪ I promise you I will ♪