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我稱為潔恩風向標

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因為只要賣掉這裡,就會財如雨下

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–潔恩,這裡太讚了
–是我布置的

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一看就知道了

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謝謝妳讓我們在這裡辦才藝表演

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別客氣,屋主一聽說泰根與莎拉

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要當船屋最後一次才藝表演的主角
就急著要借我們

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最後一次才藝表演
我一說就想哭

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我們要風光下台
我要找來朱諾獎得主

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–妳要找...
–土地販賣支票,就在這裡

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天啊,梅西
能跟名人合作真酷

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我們只是凡人

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如果想藉機見他們
妳可以幫我一個小忙

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可以請妳去接機嗎?
妳是我最喜歡的人選

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–沒人比妳更熟路
–我開車載客戶看房

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培恩承諾您
“無論晴天下雨,一向準時”

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培恩承諾...我還需要想想

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時間不多了

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他們表演30分鐘之後
就要去克里夫蘭

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我不會讓妳失望的

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這就是潔恩培恩
從仲介步向星路的開始嗎?

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很不可思議吧?

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糟糕

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我需要去備車
我的水上飛輪胸罩還晾在車裡

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梅西的傀儡潔恩出局,好耶

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我得擺脫她才能重新布置舞台

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–妳大刀闊斧辦事時好性感
–我們一直忙著應付我媽

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–你的中年危機...
–我是在尋覓目標

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我都忘了我們合作
往目標邁進時,就是絕佳拍檔

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–反向女牛仔
–我的新船屋

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新船屋?可是地都賣掉了

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大家都會來拿分紅

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因為我媽這個自由主義者
很會說動人

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但我不會讓她用自由主義
撕裂我們湖區

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大家一看到一線明星演出

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就會搶著要新船屋

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女王回來了,讓我親吻戒指

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再叫我女王

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湖畔親情

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爹地準備狂歡囉

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好噁

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不,因為前情人去了巴黎
而看完三季《爛人島》才叫噁

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但那是昨日的我了

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今夜我們要搖晃不對稱的鯔魚頭
好好當粉絲

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雷利會看到
我們是泰根與莎拉的好友而後悔

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但太遲了,我已經愛上
他們的教練戴須爾

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妳怎麼會有雷利的信?

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–因為他知道你會想看
–可疑

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妳知道“運動實驗室”代表
健身房女王的性病或類固醇吧?

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我的老二會開始噴岩漿嗎?

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–賈斯丁,界線
–我來打開

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界線!打開別人的信件是違法的

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不讓我知道老二是否平安才違法

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或是在爹地女兒日黏太多假睫毛

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拜託不要再用“爹地”這個詞

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我今天已經有計畫了

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可以改天嗎?

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–在泰根與莎拉這天?
–我知道,對不起

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但我請了朋友來
如果你離開一小時,你就是大好人

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那要看那人的名字
是不是跟“許墨斯特”押韻

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斯不斯特都不關你的事

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妳的斯不斯特來了

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–弗瑞斯特為什麼會來?
–妳真是好色

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–我邀請的是艾薇
–解雇妳的那個?

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解雇前她吻了我

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–太讚了,女兒!
–幫我擺脫他

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我會跟他說妳正在探索性向

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我去跟他說
你待在這裡等艾薇,謝謝

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好吧

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–放回去,賈斯丁
–我又沒碰

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真的沒碰

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天啊

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嗨

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–哈囉
–你來這裡做什麼?

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我要邀請這女孩去汽車電影院

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這種事傳簡訊就可以

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我也需要乾淨的衣服

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–當然
–對

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康普妹,妳怎麼說?

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想吃爆米花,然後在停車場親熱嗎?

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我喜歡爆米花

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–好
–好嗎?

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–那就快點
–好

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但只洗一輪,白色衣服

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你想怎麼樣?

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多點情感,妳覺得有什麼意義?
這首歌本身有何意義?

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再試一次

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等我離開後,你想怎麼樣?

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等我離開後,你想怎麼樣?

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–這是幹嘛?
–壓軸表演

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對,我們在為今晚排練

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比吉斯翻唱樂團?

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外婆想用奇利瓦克的《你想怎麼樣》
讓整間屋子嗨翻天

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這個大哉問能引起多人共鳴

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這是船屋的最後一次才藝表演

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還有什麼比瀕死女人的絕唱更適合?

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歐寶兒,可以請你
針對前菜出點意見嗎?

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前菜?

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你爸想要小點心搭配主題

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–純素泰根薯球和莎拉醬?
–我去處理

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外婆,別唱了
妳的嗓子今晚要清晰粗啞

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就像我要預訂的生蠔

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是這樣的,妳跟歐寶兒說妳病重

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無法演出今晚的小髮帶幻想曲

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是前衛搖滾而不是金屬
但奇利瓦克的風格是不受限的

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泰根和莎拉是我的重要客戶
她們是來幫我的忙

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我不能讓妳給我難堪

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如妳所願

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這麼容易

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梅西,我只是想幫忙

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妳為湖區做的事很棒

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妳小時候會埋怨
類似才藝表演的社區集會

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我以為那是因為妳沒才藝可以表演

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妳真的成熟好多

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天啊...

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要不要吃零嘴?我有一盤蔬食

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我不是說蕾絲邊都吃素
也不是說妳是蕾絲邊

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我會請妳吃肉,不是那種肉,是...

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我可以請妳吃我做的豆泥

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嘿

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–嘿
–嘿

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抱歉,我剛才在洗衣服

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我最後決定我喜歡舊衣

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所以我們可以把新衣還回去了

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但我喜歡新衣耶

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–也許可以試穿看看是否合身
–可是舊衣好可愛,賈斯丁

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–我穿了很性感
–我懂

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我有一條吊帶褲也捨不得丟

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很難選

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–對
–可以請你去看洗得怎樣嗎?

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界線

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賈斯丁

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放心啦,我會善待妳的精緻衣物

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謝謝,我很感激

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一定要分開喔

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知道,我會分開

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謝謝,這很重要

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很重要

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–他好像...
–對,我知道

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對

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船屋最後一場才藝表演

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抱歉,狐狸精莫琳
梅西說不要自釀啤酒

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只是甜酒

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我是很想喝高濃度的果香咳嗽糖漿啦

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但我們都知道克萊兒喝了會怎樣

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梅西只想要今晚高雅一點

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掉頭回去,謝謝

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寶貝,點一根火柴,才不會燒到皮革

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梅西叫我去接泰根和莎拉

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所以我要把車噴上薰衣草香
因為藝術家對氣味都很敏感

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半路上別買捲餅

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–記得上次...
–梅西是在幫我的忙

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一切都必須盡善盡美

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她叫妳去開車,是妳幫梅西的忙吧

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她讓我有機會成為名人的仲介

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如果我好好辦事
或許就能開自己的電視分公司

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《木屋瘋女人》

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慢著,潔恩,如果這是妳的發揮良機

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妳就不能當司機

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聽我說,我跟去,我開車回來

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那樣妳就可以對綠洲女士施展魅力

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好吧,但不可以跟姊妹花聊天
一定要非常專業

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我們開我的海上飛機去

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你又不會開飛機

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泰根和莎拉又不知道

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好吧

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好,我們應該開車

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豆泥很讚

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我媽讓賈斯丁愛上豆類

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喔

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那...

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–好,艾薇...
–我知道

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–自從我解雇妳之後,我們就怪怪的
–是吻我

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我要聲明,我吻妳時
已經不是妳老闆了,所以不奇怪

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但是這個給妳

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是推薦信

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我或許誇大了妳的植樹技巧

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但妳對氣候行動的確很投入

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也許能幫妳得到另一次實習機會

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–艾薇,這實在...
–我也很抱歉我吻了妳

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我應該等妳表示更熱切的同意

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但妳的肢體語言感覺像是亮了綠燈

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–所以我...
–不,的確是在亮綠燈

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我是在表示“快通行,路標處右轉”

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或是左轉,我還不能開車

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好,所以或許不必道歉了

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我會辦洗衣派對是為了要妳刮目相看

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–妳想要我刮目相看?
–從妳救了我之後,我就一直想這樣

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–天啊,真是對不起
–對不起妳救了我嗎?

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不,是我對國家氣候局的態度

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我也報名了實習,但他們沒回我

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然後面前這個女王爭取到實習
所以我知道她很聰明

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而且人又超美

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我滿腦子在想如何管理我的團隊
但卻忍不住一直思考

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“那樣的女孩不會喜歡
我這種汗流浹背的植樹人”

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這個嘛

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艾薇,我不知道,我覺得
妳會訝異我這種女生會喜歡誰

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如果肢體語言是正確的話

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不,沒關係,勒弗爵伊先生

200
00:11:38,074 --> 00:11:39,409
我從來不把襪子湊對

201
00:11:39,409 --> 00:11:41,327
首先,我叫賈斯丁

202
00:11:41,327 --> 00:11:44,664
我比你大十幾歲
我們幾乎可說是同齡

203
00:11:44,664 --> 00:11:49,544
第二,千萬別在比莉面前那樣說

204
00:11:49,544 --> 00:11:51,713
那女生用標籤機分色

205
00:11:53,465 --> 00:11:54,716
好,知道了

206
00:11:55,842 --> 00:11:58,678
謝謝你放棄泰根與莎拉日還沒生氣

207
00:11:58,678 --> 00:12:03,224
沒關係,我有湖區
下一場貴賓活動的欠條

208
00:12:03,725 --> 00:12:04,559
永遠不會發生

209
00:12:06,644 --> 00:12:07,979
不知道她怎麼去那麼久?

210
00:12:09,147 --> 00:12:10,106
弗瑞斯特

211
00:12:10,857 --> 00:12:14,444
弗瑞斯特,你真是帥氣

212
00:12:14,444 --> 00:12:20,116
選擇正確的約會穿搭要花時間
我們正好有時間幫你挑

213
00:12:20,909 --> 00:12:22,076
–來吧
–好

214
00:12:22,076 --> 00:12:23,453
有什麼衣服可以選?

215
00:12:23,453 --> 00:12:26,164
–有幾件T恤
–我在想...

216
00:12:26,164 --> 00:12:27,874
不,不能穿藍色

217
00:12:29,125 --> 00:12:33,713
這邊還有不知什麼款式的衣服
不能穿格子,因為還不到秋天

218
00:12:33,713 --> 00:12:37,217
舊運動褲...不是我在說,實在很醜

219
00:12:38,259 --> 00:12:41,262
–烘乾機裡面還有牛仔褲
–好,那就穿上

220
00:12:41,262 --> 00:12:42,388
–好
–好極了

221
00:12:42,388 --> 00:12:46,768
但我需要你穿上T恤
不然我沒辦法集中注意力

222
00:12:49,604 --> 00:12:50,438
嘿

223
00:12:50,730 --> 00:12:52,690
謝謝你們過來

224
00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:55,485
船屋最後一次才藝表演
你們興奮嗎?

225
00:12:55,985 --> 00:12:58,488
等不及了
我們喜歡《巴洛酷達》這首歌

226
00:12:58,488 --> 00:13:03,576
是紅心合唱團的
這次的姊妹合唱團是泰根和莎拉

227
00:13:03,576 --> 00:13:07,163
她們是學瑞典姊妹王牌合唱團

228
00:13:07,163 --> 00:13:10,166
–支票在哪?
–在加密貨幣先生那邊

229
00:13:16,256 --> 00:13:19,133
泰根、莎拉,妳們班機順利嗎?

230
00:13:19,133 --> 00:13:21,427
都好,但是沒人來接機

231
00:13:23,096 --> 00:13:26,849
不會吧,一定出了差錯
別走,我馬上回電

232
00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:27,767
好

233
00:13:30,019 --> 00:13:32,897
梅西

234
00:13:38,903 --> 00:13:42,824
–寶貝,妳不接嗎?
–是梅西,別叫我寶貝

235
00:13:42,824 --> 00:13:45,285
好,跟她說我們爆胎了

236
00:13:49,372 --> 00:13:53,376
要是我們接泰根與莎拉遲到
梅西會發瘋的,她信任我

237
00:13:54,794 --> 00:13:57,171
–好,也許她可以叫維克特去
–不行

238
00:14:03,052 --> 00:14:07,098
他趕不及的,我只好假裝這裡沒訊號

239
00:14:09,142 --> 00:14:10,685
韋恩,你一定要修好

240
00:14:12,437 --> 00:14:16,482
這是我的大好機會
所以她才派我去接機

241
00:14:16,482 --> 00:14:19,277
她對我有信心,才會對我這麼嚴格

242
00:14:20,111 --> 00:14:22,655
對,或是因為她喜歡運動型男

243
00:14:23,990 --> 00:14:26,034
–維克特也有喜歡的型
–對

244
00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:28,911
–寶貝...
–不要那樣叫我!

245
00:14:30,413 --> 00:14:32,040
妳不是都有備胎的嗎?

246
00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:34,917
不!

247
00:14:38,212 --> 00:14:42,216
好,弗瑞斯特和我找出
夜晚約會穿搭,還能符合

248
00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:46,179
弗瑞斯特的植樹人形象
同時還能顯出朝氣和性感

249
00:14:46,179 --> 00:14:48,306
–妳覺得呢?
–性感

250
00:14:49,057 --> 00:14:54,228
–真是的
–妳吃完豆泥了嗎?

251
00:14:55,438 --> 00:14:58,024
沒有,裡面有種新香料

252
00:14:58,024 --> 00:15:00,777
–讓我想要一直吃...
–墨西哥椒!

253
00:15:02,403 --> 00:15:04,280
因為是雙重...

254
00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,866
所以你可以把我房間的豆泥拿走

255
00:15:06,866 --> 00:15:09,911
–讓我來收拾衣服?
–不是放冰箱嗎?

256
00:15:10,453 --> 00:15:11,913
–我房間的冰箱
–小冷藏櫃

257
00:15:12,747 --> 00:15:14,874
賈斯丁,可以麻煩你去嗎?

258
00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:18,169
妳可以試試在洗衣間吃豆泥

259
00:15:18,169 --> 00:15:20,338
–兩者很搭配喔
–賈斯丁

260
00:15:20,338 --> 00:15:21,881
–幹嘛?我在走啊
–快走

261
00:15:22,465 --> 00:15:23,299
好想妳

262
00:15:24,509 --> 00:15:28,513
真可惜,因為我有件事想談

263
00:15:28,513 --> 00:15:30,098
真的想談嗎?

264
00:15:30,098 --> 00:15:31,015
這個...

265
00:15:39,816 --> 00:15:42,527
把這件脫掉,現在是夏天,很熱!

266
00:15:42,527 --> 00:15:48,116
泰根,不,我懂,真的對不起

267
00:15:49,742 --> 00:15:52,578
泰根與莎拉不來了,潔恩沒接機

268
00:15:52,578 --> 00:15:54,080
歐寶兒的生蠔也沒到

269
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:56,833
他在跟愛德華王子島通電話

270
00:15:56,833 --> 00:15:59,043
妳媽真的很想唱歌

271
00:15:59,043 --> 00:16:02,588
我答應會有加拿大雙胞胎偶像來表演
不是上演《穿緊身衣的惡魔》

272
00:16:02,588 --> 00:16:04,465
我們非得取消

273
00:16:05,216 --> 00:16:06,050
我跳脫衣舞

274
00:16:06,509 --> 00:16:09,220
不行,狐狸精莫琳心臟不好

275
00:16:10,471 --> 00:16:13,224
不然就請比莉唱泰根與莎拉的暢銷歌

276
00:16:13,224 --> 00:16:15,435
她去年贏得才藝表演

277
00:16:15,435 --> 00:16:18,813
大家想看的是一線獨立寵兒
不是開麥之夜

278
00:16:18,813 --> 00:16:20,857
湖區的才藝表演

279
00:16:20,857 --> 00:16:25,194
–是要展現未受重視的人才
–不要《舞棍俱樂部》

280
00:16:25,862 --> 00:16:28,906
我傳訊給比莉
在那之前我們要拖時間

281
00:16:29,449 --> 00:16:31,659
記得斯特魯在音樂錄影帶獎

282
00:16:31,659 --> 00:16:34,746
被關進提姆霍頓的浴室嗎?

283
00:16:34,746 --> 00:16:38,750
他們辦了沉默拍賣會
你差點買下怪妹的精靈耳朵

284
00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:40,960
我戴起來超屌的

285
00:16:42,712 --> 00:16:44,088
潔恩的舞台...

286
00:16:46,132 --> 00:16:47,675
你剛才說歐寶兒怎樣?

287
00:16:47,675 --> 00:16:49,510
下一個品項

288
00:16:50,094 --> 00:16:52,555
享受吧!湖區的旅行

289
00:16:52,555 --> 00:16:54,807
船屋食堂的遺物

290
00:16:54,807 --> 00:16:59,395
虛無主義的黑洞開價為200元

291
00:16:59,395 --> 00:17:01,814
目前有人出價,有誰要出220元?

292
00:17:01,814 --> 00:17:03,441
他怎麼拍得出這種價格?

293
00:17:03,441 --> 00:17:06,319
他四年級就被蘇富比的獵頭人找上了

294
00:17:06,319 --> 00:17:07,862
後面那位,就是你

295
00:17:16,913 --> 00:17:19,957
豆泥在妳房間,妳把衣服弄好了嗎?

296
00:17:19,957 --> 00:17:22,877
試過了,但是他好可愛,我無法選擇

297
00:17:22,877 --> 00:17:24,796
好,為何不兩個都要?

298
00:17:24,796 --> 00:17:27,256
因為我跟你是不同掛的

299
00:17:27,256 --> 00:17:29,634
今天之後,妳跟我就一模一樣了

300
00:17:30,676 --> 00:17:32,762
–可以借用洗手間嗎?
–糟糕!

301
00:17:33,304 --> 00:17:34,388
聽到沒?

302
00:17:34,722 --> 00:17:37,975
只有我,我嗆到了!

303
00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:40,269
妳應付艾薇,我應付弗瑞斯特

304
00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:42,772
我馬上來

305
00:17:44,649 --> 00:17:47,068
–在那邊
–謝謝,勒弗爵伊

306
00:17:47,068 --> 00:17:48,361
不對,叫我賈斯丁

307
00:17:50,154 --> 00:17:51,322
好糟糕!

308
00:17:51,322 --> 00:17:54,867
我有脫逃計畫
跟他說妳被洗腦,還參加邪教

309
00:17:54,867 --> 00:17:59,038
–梅西打了14通電話我都沒接
–我是領導,我有魅力...

310
00:17:59,038 --> 00:18:01,749
泰根與莎拉一直沒來,梅西要我唱歌

311
00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:06,462
我的寶貝代替加拿大酷兒
流行雙人組?太棒了!

312
00:18:06,462 --> 00:18:08,798
我非去不可吧?
這是最後一場才藝表演

313
00:18:08,798 --> 00:18:11,592
我雖然很想看妳演出

314
00:18:11,592 --> 00:18:14,679
但我知道我該去哪裡
所以妳去吧,立刻過去!

315
00:18:15,221 --> 00:18:18,099
比莉快跑!

316
00:18:20,935 --> 00:18:23,145
你在幹嘛?我都叫拖車了

317
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:27,483
緊急工具箱裡有充氣組
也許我們可以趕到

318
00:18:27,483 --> 00:18:28,776
不必麻煩了

319
00:18:28,776 --> 00:18:32,697
我有機會時就該告訴梅西的
她永遠不會原諒我

320
00:18:34,198 --> 00:18:35,032
怪我好了

321
00:18:35,616 --> 00:18:37,577
她反正已經認定我很沒用了

322
00:18:38,578 --> 00:18:41,247
韋恩,你真是...

323
00:18:42,665 --> 00:18:43,499
謝謝

324
00:18:45,501 --> 00:18:48,170
妳已經盡力了,妳做事向來盡力而為

325
00:18:48,838 --> 00:18:53,259
知道嗎?不管梅西怎麼說
都不是妳的錯,天有不測風雲啊

326
00:18:57,346 --> 00:19:00,600
–有時候風雲是故意的!
–妳開車輾過一盒釘子嗎?

327
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:03,644
對齊成一直線,我的備胎還不見?

328
00:19:04,270 --> 00:19:06,898
有人不想要我們去接機

329
00:19:06,898 --> 00:19:08,858
不,這樣說不通

330
00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:11,360
誰會不想看泰根與莎拉?

331
00:19:12,153 --> 00:19:14,780
《一切都很美好》那首歌超讚!

332
00:19:15,698 --> 00:19:17,700
我喜歡《樂高玩電影》,妳知道的

333
00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:18,910
對,我的確知道

334
00:19:25,374 --> 00:19:26,834
我變成賈斯丁了

335
00:19:28,044 --> 00:19:30,296
我想騙誰?怎麼可能跑12公里

336
00:19:31,714 --> 00:19:34,508
–500元如何?克萊兒出500元
–這裡

337
00:19:34,508 --> 00:19:36,093
比莉:抱歉,我趕不及

338
00:19:36,093 --> 00:19:37,428
–我們需要550元
–糟糕

339
00:19:38,346 --> 00:19:41,724
比莉趕不過來,我們只能取消了

340
00:19:42,475 --> 00:19:45,937
不行!這是妳辦的才藝表演
現在只有一個方法可以挽救

341
00:19:47,063 --> 00:19:51,192
好吧,媽,妳上台
替這些沼澤人跳前衛搖滾幻想曲

342
00:19:51,192 --> 00:19:53,736
跟妳搭檔,我可以做得更好

343
00:19:53,736 --> 00:19:56,238
–克萊兒得標!
–唉呀

344
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:10,294
–嗨
–嗨

345
00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:13,214
妳忘了提一個小細節吧?

346
00:20:14,090 --> 00:20:18,386
我真傻,還想擦亮妳的眼
讓妳看看多重伴侶的美妙

347
00:20:18,886 --> 00:20:21,806
–但我絕不扯上亂倫
–好,我們完全不知道

348
00:20:21,806 --> 00:20:23,432
–勒弗爵伊先生...
–叫我賈斯丁!

349
00:20:24,976 --> 00:20:27,311
雖然身為父母我馬上老了一大截

350
00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:29,689
但妳必須自行善後

351
00:20:29,689 --> 00:20:34,068
我知道,所以我回來了
我不想上演賈斯丁那招

352
00:20:36,112 --> 00:20:40,950
很高興我的創傷和名號
能成為發人深省的時刻

353
00:20:42,118 --> 00:20:45,955
由於妳這場戲馬上就會變得超尷尬

354
00:20:45,955 --> 00:20:49,625
我就先失陪,去接替泰根與莎拉

355
00:20:52,753 --> 00:20:53,587
祝好運

356
00:20:54,380 --> 00:20:55,673
–來真的?
–搞什麼?

357
00:20:55,673 --> 00:20:58,592
我不是想耍你們,但我能怎麼辦?

358
00:20:58,592 --> 00:21:01,595
我老闆的弟弟吻了我
之後我老闆也吻了我?

359
00:21:01,595 --> 00:21:03,305
她那時又不是妳老闆

360
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:07,101
–她還問妳是否喜歡她弟
–她是我們喜歡的型,又不是她的錯

361
00:21:07,101 --> 00:21:09,395
找個新的型,不能一直這樣下去

362
00:21:09,395 --> 00:21:11,522
–先是瑪雅...
–那是六年級的事!

363
00:21:11,522 --> 00:21:13,941
我還不知道弗瑞斯特和我是不是一對

364
00:21:13,941 --> 00:21:15,317
在棚子裡的時候是啊

365
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,028
–天啊
–對,的確是

366
00:21:17,028 --> 00:21:19,572
不,後來艾薇在洗衣派對上吻我

367
00:21:19,572 --> 00:21:21,824
我就昏了頭

368
00:21:21,824 --> 00:21:24,118
–我們難以抗拒
–這樣不好

369
00:21:24,118 --> 00:21:25,619
妳不能同時玩弄我們

370
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,082
妳說得對

371
00:21:32,543 --> 00:21:34,211
也許妳該走了

372
00:21:48,059 --> 00:21:48,976
我們沒事吧?

373
00:21:50,895 --> 00:21:52,396
對,沒事

374
00:21:54,023 --> 00:21:54,899
很好

375
00:21:56,609 --> 00:21:58,444
接下來,我們有

376
00:21:58,444 --> 00:22:02,198
原始手工縫製的船屋秘書枕

377
00:22:02,573 --> 00:22:07,495
沃荷派的休閒靠枕起價500元

378
00:22:07,495 --> 00:22:09,246
–我們要看泰根與莎拉!
–誰要?

379
00:22:09,246 --> 00:22:13,125
–快下台!
–泰根!莎拉!

380
00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:15,586
–爸,走吧
–泰根!莎拉!

381
00:22:15,586 --> 00:22:17,880
泰根!莎拉!

382
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:19,840
–泰根!莎拉!
–莎拉!

383
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:24,136
泰根!莎拉!

384
00:22:25,596 --> 00:22:27,556
我只想要

385
00:22:28,641 --> 00:22:31,268
再靠近一點

386
00:22:32,645 --> 00:22:34,772
我只想知道

387
00:22:35,564 --> 00:22:38,400
你能不能再靠近一點?

388
00:22:38,984 --> 00:22:42,696
先來深呼吸

389
00:22:42,696 --> 00:22:45,241
再靠近一點

390
00:22:45,991 --> 00:22:49,787
觸碰之前,臉紅心跳

391
00:22:49,787 --> 00:22:52,206
再靠近一點

392
00:22:52,790 --> 00:22:54,416
梅西,加油!

393
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:58,003
門開了,風好大

394
00:22:58,003 --> 00:23:01,423
夜空在頭頂變幻

395
00:23:02,550 --> 00:23:04,969
不只是身體上

396
00:23:04,969 --> 00:23:08,722
我不是會批判的人

397
00:23:08,722 --> 00:23:11,976
讓船屋實體化

398
00:23:11,976 --> 00:23:15,980
我不會當你是普通人

399
00:23:15,980 --> 00:23:19,275
我要你再靠近一點

400
00:23:19,275 --> 00:23:22,778
我不會當你是普通人

401
00:23:22,778 --> 00:23:26,198
我要你再靠近一點

402
00:23:26,198 --> 00:23:29,869
我不會當你是普通人

403
00:23:29,869 --> 00:23:32,788
不只是身體上

404
00:23:32,788 --> 00:23:36,667
我不是會批判的人

405
00:23:36,667 --> 00:23:39,587
讓船屋實體化

406
00:23:40,129 --> 00:23:43,883
我不會當你是普通人

407
00:23:43,883 --> 00:23:45,050
我要你...

408
00:23:45,176 --> 00:23:47,928
看哪,我們在網上瘋傳了

409
00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:49,471
超屌的

410
00:23:49,471 --> 00:23:51,557
誰看到性感雄鷹了?

411
00:23:54,977 --> 00:23:57,938
我想感謝梅西提醒了我們

412
00:23:57,938 --> 00:24:03,694
湖區多需要一個
讓這些可悲才子聚集享樂的地方

413
00:24:04,236 --> 00:24:07,740
我想抵押我這份土地販售的錢

414
00:24:07,740 --> 00:24:10,034
來替新的船屋找個家!

415
00:24:10,534 --> 00:24:13,537
也算我們一份!
有紅心合唱團什麼都行

416
00:24:14,205 --> 00:24:16,123
–也許我們應該談談
–我加入

417
00:24:16,123 --> 00:24:18,083
–我加入
–拿走我的錢,我加入

418
00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:21,170
看樣子妳把船屋弄回來了

419
00:24:21,170 --> 00:24:23,339
我們還成了雙胞胎搭檔

420
00:24:34,183 --> 00:24:36,477
我的演出有沒有讓你掉淚?

421
00:24:36,477 --> 00:24:37,728
我沒看到

422
00:24:39,813 --> 00:24:43,275
我一次只能應付一件
我愛的事在我眼前枯萎

423
00:24:46,779 --> 00:24:48,155
雷利的驗血報告

424
00:24:50,366 --> 00:24:51,325
T細胞數量很低

425
00:24:52,743 --> 00:24:55,120
看過《實習醫生》就知道那代表癌症

426
00:24:57,831 --> 00:25:02,002
所以他才會叫比莉把信藏起來
他求婚也說得通了

427
00:25:02,002 --> 00:25:03,587
他覺得他來日無多

428
00:25:03,712 --> 00:25:07,216
–我覺得自己像個白癡
–這是我媽的檢驗報告

429
00:25:07,216 --> 00:25:10,219
我叫他們寄給雷利
免得信被她中途攔截

430
00:25:11,178 --> 00:25:12,346
謝天謝地

431
00:25:14,431 --> 00:25:15,266
天啊

432
00:25:18,852 --> 00:25:20,271
梅西,我的天

433
00:25:23,357 --> 00:25:27,444
我們已經知道了,不是嗎?這不是...

434
00:25:27,987 --> 00:25:29,697
這代表蜜西沒撒謊

435
00:25:31,407 --> 00:25:34,535
要不要抱一下?
我知道我們都不想要擁抱

436
00:25:34,535 --> 00:25:38,872
因為妳的骨頭跟鳥一樣疏鬆

437
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:42,418
但除非妳要,我才會抱妳

438
00:25:44,336 --> 00:25:45,671
我要接這通電話

439
00:25:45,671 --> 00:25:49,633
對,好,妳接吧,好主意

440
00:25:51,343 --> 00:25:54,722
–嗨!
–好,我們看到妳的影片了

441
00:25:54,722 --> 00:25:57,975
–好尷尬,超天才的
–觀看人次都破50萬了

442
00:25:57,975 --> 00:25:59,226
妳最棒了

443
00:25:59,226 --> 00:26:02,187
不,妳們才是

444
00:26:02,187 --> 00:26:03,480
但是拜託不要有下次了

445
00:26:11,030 --> 00:26:12,698
–嗨
–嗨

446
00:26:13,824 --> 00:26:16,285
蘇菲做出抉擇了嗎?

447
00:26:16,952 --> 00:26:20,664
做了,跟電影一樣,她選了男生

448
00:26:21,165 --> 00:26:23,751
真是的,我本希望妳可以嚐嚐彩虹

449
00:26:23,751 --> 00:26:27,546
但我看得出妳不想要人生太戲劇化

450
00:26:28,047 --> 00:26:30,132
從今天看來,我很戲劇化

451
00:26:30,132 --> 00:26:34,428
艾薇非常生氣,我覺得自己是大爛人

452
00:26:35,012 --> 00:26:36,013
也不能怪她

453
00:26:36,847 --> 00:26:38,223
妳是很難割捨的

454
00:26:39,641 --> 00:26:42,186
梅西那邊怎麼樣?

455
00:26:42,936 --> 00:26:45,731
梅西團結了湖區,大家都想要船屋

456
00:26:45,731 --> 00:26:49,818
蜜西真的快死了,梅西又勝利了

457
00:26:49,818 --> 00:26:51,445
你的老二呢?

458
00:26:52,738 --> 00:26:55,157
別裝了,我知道你偷去看

459
00:26:55,741 --> 00:26:57,576
那是蜜西的檢驗報告

460
00:26:58,577 --> 00:27:01,246
但在梅西告訴我以前

461
00:27:01,246 --> 00:27:03,499
我還真以為是雷利快死了

462
00:27:04,208 --> 00:27:05,751
我早叫你不要打開了

463
00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:08,629
想到失去他,我就...

464
00:27:10,297 --> 00:27:11,590
我真的愛他

465
00:27:13,634 --> 00:27:15,427
我老了,承受不了戲劇人生了

466
00:27:16,136 --> 00:27:19,139
希望不會,因為又有新戲了

467
00:27:19,932 --> 00:27:22,726
我爸媽要來看
我的加拿大國家公園之旅

468
00:27:23,644 --> 00:27:25,020
什麼加拿大國家公園之旅?

469
00:27:25,562 --> 00:27:26,814
就是啊

470
00:27:28,649 --> 00:27:30,984
–我想吐
–我也是

471
00:28:25,038 --> 00:28:27,040
字幕翻譯: 韓宜辰

472
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:29,126
創意監督:
張世幸