1 00:00:06,008 --> 00:00:10,387 ♪ 2 00:00:10,387 --> 00:00:12,473 [Billie] Okay, let's go over it one more time. 3 00:00:12,473 --> 00:00:14,183 Your parents arrive stage left 4 00:00:14,183 --> 00:00:15,976 and are instantly charmed by my sparkling small talk 5 00:00:15,976 --> 00:00:17,561 and unpasteurized cheese plate. 6 00:00:17,561 --> 00:00:19,313 We then whisk them away on your 'tour' 7 00:00:19,313 --> 00:00:21,356 where I serve amazed wonderment 8 00:00:21,356 --> 00:00:24,276 as your forestry know-how puts Daisy Crockett to shame. 9 00:00:24,276 --> 00:00:25,778 Forrest plays the role 10 00:00:25,778 --> 00:00:27,321 of your adorable Park Ranger Supervisor, 11 00:00:27,321 --> 00:00:28,781 your mom and dad believe the lie, 12 00:00:28,781 --> 00:00:30,449 and your rep as golden child is safe. 13 00:00:30,449 --> 00:00:33,243 Or... [sighs] 14 00:00:34,620 --> 00:00:35,954 We could just tell them the truth. 15 00:00:35,954 --> 00:00:37,331 Nuh-uh. If my parents find out 16 00:00:37,331 --> 00:00:38,916 I've been lying all summer, 17 00:00:38,916 --> 00:00:40,834 it's enforced tutoring gigs 'til I graduate. 18 00:00:40,834 --> 00:00:42,419 I'm not ready to be a disappointment. 19 00:00:42,419 --> 00:00:43,754 On the upside, nobody cares 20 00:00:43,754 --> 00:00:45,088 if you waste your best skin years 21 00:00:45,088 --> 00:00:46,507 banging baristas and bartenders. 22 00:00:47,382 --> 00:00:48,759 - Hmm. - [door clicks open] 23 00:00:48,759 --> 00:00:50,135 [gasps] Game time. Grab the cheese! 24 00:00:52,304 --> 00:00:54,264 - Oh, my God. - Welcome! 25 00:00:54,264 --> 00:00:57,309 Can I tempt you with a smoky camembert... 26 00:00:57,309 --> 00:01:00,562 [New Order: "Blue Monday"] 27 00:01:06,193 --> 00:01:07,152 [Billie] Riley, you're back. 28 00:01:07,694 --> 00:01:10,697 - From 1982. - Hi. 29 00:01:10,697 --> 00:01:12,282 [gasps] You have to go. My parents are coming. 30 00:01:12,282 --> 00:01:14,368 And she told them that we made up so she could stay. 31 00:01:14,368 --> 00:01:15,911 - [honking] - [gasps] 32 00:01:15,911 --> 00:01:17,371 Okay, SparkNotes are: Justin re-proposed, 33 00:01:17,371 --> 00:01:19,164 and you had an intimate ceremony on the rocks. 34 00:01:19,164 --> 00:01:20,916 I sang "Say You'll Be There," very cheeky, we laughed, 35 00:01:20,916 --> 00:01:22,459 Justin cried, you made a chocolate tart, 36 00:01:22,459 --> 00:01:23,752 and Justin's vows took, like, 20 minutes. 37 00:01:23,752 --> 00:01:25,712 But Riley, please, just do this for me. 38 00:01:27,130 --> 00:01:29,299 - I need cheese. - No, not the soft one. 39 00:01:30,300 --> 00:01:32,261 - Gives you the toots. - Yeah. 40 00:01:33,387 --> 00:01:34,972 [Mimsy] Oh, but that final dress? 41 00:01:34,972 --> 00:01:37,391 - [Opal] Yes. - [Mimsy] Spectacular. 42 00:01:37,391 --> 00:01:38,767 - [Opal] Amazing. - [Mimsy] Ah. 43 00:01:38,767 --> 00:01:40,143 We're so in agreement. 44 00:01:40,143 --> 00:01:41,854 [Opal] Well, the Balenciaga Crocs 45 00:01:41,854 --> 00:01:44,648 were both ironic, yet unapologetically sincere. 46 00:01:44,648 --> 00:01:46,650 - I was gutted. - Mmm. 47 00:01:46,650 --> 00:01:48,485 If I want to be ironic, 48 00:01:48,485 --> 00:01:50,153 I only need to see your mother's hairdresser. 49 00:01:50,529 --> 00:01:51,822 [both laugh] 50 00:01:52,364 --> 00:01:54,741 Nice that a part of Mimsy will live on when she's gone. 51 00:01:55,367 --> 00:01:58,036 [soft inhale and exhale] 52 00:01:58,036 --> 00:01:59,288 - You okay, babe? - [sharp inhale] 53 00:01:59,997 --> 00:02:02,124 You haven't said zip about your mom's test results. 54 00:02:02,124 --> 00:02:03,584 Yeah, I'm fine. 55 00:02:03,584 --> 00:02:05,335 I'm just gonna go get a jump on lunch. 56 00:02:07,462 --> 00:02:09,256 Hey, can we do breakfast for lunch again? 57 00:02:09,256 --> 00:02:11,383 - [Maisy] You're a grown man. - I love you. 58 00:02:11,383 --> 00:02:12,301 [door clicks closed] 59 00:02:17,514 --> 00:02:20,976 [birds squawking] 60 00:02:22,144 --> 00:02:24,313 [sighs] 61 00:02:27,816 --> 00:02:29,484 [Ramones: "I Wanna Be Sedated"] 62 00:02:29,484 --> 00:02:31,236 ♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba ♪ 63 00:02:31,236 --> 00:02:35,490 ♪ I wanna be sedated ♪ 64 00:02:40,746 --> 00:02:41,622 [Naomi] Hmm. 65 00:02:42,915 --> 00:02:44,249 Now, Daddy wanted to come, 66 00:02:44,249 --> 00:02:46,043 but a patient of his got caught trying on 67 00:02:46,043 --> 00:02:47,586 a new fursona at work. 68 00:02:48,837 --> 00:02:51,131 Animal fixation is a lonely road, 69 00:02:51,131 --> 00:02:52,174 isn't it, Riley? 70 00:02:53,342 --> 00:02:55,761 Uh, I don't work with animals anymore. 71 00:02:56,428 --> 00:02:58,513 I just showcased a series - called Hit and Runaways. 72 00:02:58,513 --> 00:03:00,974 To Paris. Uh, he... he was... 73 00:03:00,974 --> 00:03:03,518 He was in-- He was in Paris. He just got back from Paris. 74 00:03:03,518 --> 00:03:05,646 - Riley was in Paris? - [Riley] Uh-huh, yeah. 75 00:03:05,646 --> 00:03:07,564 [Justin] Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm, yeah, mm-hmm. 76 00:03:07,564 --> 00:03:11,568 Uh, uh, for-- for the wedding, uh, honeymoon. 77 00:03:11,568 --> 00:03:14,696 Yeah, because the art world's having a honeymoon 78 00:03:14,696 --> 00:03:16,531 with its newest star over here. 79 00:03:16,531 --> 00:03:18,575 [heavy chuckle] 80 00:03:18,575 --> 00:03:20,035 [Justin] Hmm, yeah. 81 00:03:20,035 --> 00:03:22,496 It's not far. It's just half day's drive. 82 00:03:23,163 --> 00:03:25,707 - You drove to Paris? - Ontario. 83 00:03:26,208 --> 00:03:29,294 It's, uh, the cobblestone capital of Canada. 84 00:03:29,294 --> 00:03:32,506 - It's... gorgeous. - [Naomi] Hmm. 85 00:03:33,715 --> 00:03:37,344 We're saving Paris, Paris, the... the Europe Paris, 86 00:03:37,344 --> 00:03:39,429 for our honeymoon, right, honey? 87 00:03:39,429 --> 00:03:40,555 Right? 88 00:03:41,223 --> 00:03:42,391 Yeah. 89 00:03:42,391 --> 00:03:44,101 - [chuckling] - Mmm! 90 00:03:44,101 --> 00:03:46,561 Sounds like you two have got a lot of catching up to do. 91 00:03:46,561 --> 00:03:49,106 Why don't Billie and I give you some space? 92 00:03:49,106 --> 00:03:51,650 Oh, but I booked Justin on the tour with us. 93 00:03:51,650 --> 00:03:53,568 It is important for couples to take time 94 00:03:53,568 --> 00:03:55,278 for each other after they've been apart. 95 00:03:55,278 --> 00:03:57,447 And it is also important for mothers and daughters 96 00:03:57,447 --> 00:03:59,199 to take time for each other after they've been apart 97 00:03:59,199 --> 00:04:01,535 all summer, and miss each other terribly. 98 00:04:07,416 --> 00:04:10,377 - Yeah. Yeah. You go. - Mmm. 99 00:04:10,377 --> 00:04:13,005 - Oh, the fun you'll have. - Well, okay then. 100 00:04:13,588 --> 00:04:15,132 Now... 101 00:04:15,132 --> 00:04:18,093 I wanna hear all about the vows at dinner. 102 00:04:18,343 --> 00:04:20,470 [scoffs] Hear about 'em? 103 00:04:20,470 --> 00:04:23,181 - Oh, God. - Well, you're gonna. 104 00:04:25,809 --> 00:04:29,813 [upbeat pop music playing] 105 00:04:37,988 --> 00:04:40,282 [sighs and inhales] 106 00:04:40,282 --> 00:04:42,075 Okay, one foot at a time, yeah? 107 00:04:43,535 --> 00:04:45,495 - [Naomi exhales] - Okay, all right. 108 00:04:46,288 --> 00:04:47,998 Not bad, Mom. 109 00:04:47,998 --> 00:04:50,125 So, how you doing? 110 00:04:51,376 --> 00:04:52,919 The nausea will pass 111 00:04:52,919 --> 00:04:54,755 now that we are out of that hell taco. 112 00:04:55,380 --> 00:04:56,965 Yeah, that's why I wanted Justin to come. 113 00:04:56,965 --> 00:04:58,550 He has a steady paddle. 114 00:04:58,550 --> 00:05:00,010 You can stop pretending, Billie. 115 00:05:00,552 --> 00:05:02,262 I know you're covering for Justin. 116 00:05:02,262 --> 00:05:04,639 He and Riley didn't work things out, did they? 117 00:05:05,766 --> 00:05:06,975 How'd you know? 118 00:05:07,601 --> 00:05:09,478 That earring was a classic coping mechanism. 119 00:05:09,478 --> 00:05:11,772 The angle of the dangle was a dead giveaway. 120 00:05:11,772 --> 00:05:14,399 Look, I know you love Justin, but giving up a dream job 121 00:05:14,399 --> 00:05:16,151 to help him is not the way to show it. 122 00:05:17,486 --> 00:05:19,029 I'm really sorry, Mom. 123 00:05:19,029 --> 00:05:21,406 Okay, we need to be honest with each other. 124 00:05:21,406 --> 00:05:22,824 You know you can tell me anything, right? 125 00:05:22,824 --> 00:05:23,658 Ladies! 126 00:05:25,911 --> 00:05:27,621 Hope you're not looking for the woods, 127 00:05:27,621 --> 00:05:28,914 because all you're getting is a Forrest. 128 00:05:30,415 --> 00:05:33,585 Hey, uh, Mom, this is my supervisor, 129 00:05:33,585 --> 00:05:34,920 Forrest Buisson. 130 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:37,422 Park ranger, kombucha microbrewer, 131 00:05:37,422 --> 00:05:38,799 and Billie's number one fan. 132 00:05:40,967 --> 00:05:42,803 It is so lovely to meet you, Mrs. Barnes. 133 00:05:44,137 --> 00:05:45,222 Uh... Mrs. Jackson. 134 00:05:46,681 --> 00:05:48,850 Thanks for rolling with Billie's one act. 135 00:05:48,850 --> 00:05:50,477 That was really cool. 136 00:05:53,146 --> 00:05:54,773 Listen, Riley, I... [sighs] 137 00:05:54,773 --> 00:05:56,399 I realized something while you were away, 138 00:05:56,399 --> 00:05:58,318 and I was kind of hoping we could talk about it, 139 00:05:58,318 --> 00:05:59,694 'cause I've been rolling around and... 140 00:06:01,696 --> 00:06:02,656 That's all you're taking? 141 00:06:03,198 --> 00:06:04,574 I got clothes at the Gas Go. 142 00:06:04,574 --> 00:06:06,076 Oh, like, regular ones, 143 00:06:06,076 --> 00:06:07,911 or more from the Backstreet Boys home collection? 144 00:06:08,453 --> 00:06:10,747 [sighs] I'm a different person now, 145 00:06:10,747 --> 00:06:12,207 and if you can't accept that... 146 00:06:12,207 --> 00:06:14,084 Billie? Anyone home? 147 00:06:14,084 --> 00:06:18,088 - [Riley] Hey. - [gasps] Love le look, Riley. 148 00:06:18,088 --> 00:06:20,757 Very Paris, Ontario. 149 00:06:20,757 --> 00:06:22,384 - [Jayne] Justin. - Jayne. 150 00:06:22,384 --> 00:06:24,219 I need, like, a teeny little favour from you, 151 00:06:24,219 --> 00:06:25,262 and my favourite teen girl boss. 152 00:06:25,929 --> 00:06:28,640 Ooh, she's on a tour with Naomi. 153 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:30,767 [sighs] Then it's over. 154 00:06:31,935 --> 00:06:35,522 I found the perfect spot for a new boathouse, 155 00:06:35,522 --> 00:06:38,441 but the owners will only sell to legacy lakers. 156 00:06:38,441 --> 00:06:41,987 Maisy's MIA, Whoreen and Saggy said no, 157 00:06:41,987 --> 00:06:44,447 Billie and you posing as a couple was my Hail Mary. 158 00:06:44,447 --> 00:06:46,575 First: gross. Second: thank you. 159 00:06:46,575 --> 00:06:50,871 The seller's specified no greedy real estate agents, 160 00:06:51,371 --> 00:06:53,165 no soulless house flippers, 161 00:06:53,165 --> 00:06:56,126 no influencer-fashionista-Paris types like Riley. 162 00:06:56,126 --> 00:06:57,419 The lake trusted me 163 00:06:57,419 --> 00:06:59,754 to find a new home for the boathouse. 164 00:06:59,754 --> 00:07:02,132 What am I gonna do? 165 00:07:02,632 --> 00:07:04,259 [Justin] Come on, Jayne. 166 00:07:04,259 --> 00:07:06,344 You're gonna... you're gonna think of something, 167 00:07:06,344 --> 00:07:08,889 you got that... that presidential... 168 00:07:10,307 --> 00:07:11,308 ...sparkle. 169 00:07:11,975 --> 00:07:13,727 - I do? - Yeah. 170 00:07:13,727 --> 00:07:16,104 Yeah. Twinkle, twinkle, who's a star? 171 00:07:16,104 --> 00:07:19,357 [sighs] Maybe I could manifest something. 172 00:07:19,357 --> 00:07:21,318 - I did read The Secret. - Shh, shh, shh. 173 00:07:21,318 --> 00:07:25,238 [sighs] I knew I could count on my sassy gay besties. 174 00:07:25,238 --> 00:07:28,450 Okay, back on the pony. [grunts] 175 00:07:29,868 --> 00:07:31,119 Thanks, girlfriends. 176 00:07:31,119 --> 00:07:33,121 - Work, queen. - Work, diva! 177 00:07:33,121 --> 00:07:35,248 - [door clicks closed] - I feel dirty. 178 00:07:35,248 --> 00:07:37,250 It just flew out of my mouth. 179 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:40,754 You know, I'm a legacy laker. 180 00:07:42,505 --> 00:07:44,174 It would be great to have a new boathouse. 181 00:07:45,967 --> 00:07:48,887 - Maybe we could... - Set aside our shit? 182 00:07:48,887 --> 00:07:50,472 - For the boathouse. - Just for the boathouse. 183 00:07:50,472 --> 00:07:51,306 Yes. 184 00:07:52,641 --> 00:07:53,725 [whispering] For the boathouse. 185 00:07:54,517 --> 00:07:56,019 Yeah, just like that, Mom. 186 00:07:56,019 --> 00:07:57,646 Hey, Forrest, hey, Forrest, hi, Forrest. 187 00:07:57,646 --> 00:07:59,022 Can I talk to you for a second? 188 00:07:59,022 --> 00:08:00,523 - Yeah. - Okay, Mom, 189 00:08:00,523 --> 00:08:02,275 I'm gonna be right back. I gotta chat itinerary. 190 00:08:02,275 --> 00:08:03,777 Do not put my purse on the ground. 191 00:08:03,777 --> 00:08:04,611 Right. [laughs] 192 00:08:06,529 --> 00:08:07,948 Where's the gear I asked you to bring? 193 00:08:07,948 --> 00:08:09,699 It shipped out already. 194 00:08:09,699 --> 00:08:11,534 Our contract's done this week, 195 00:08:11,534 --> 00:08:14,162 and head office wants base camp packed up ASAP. 196 00:08:14,162 --> 00:08:15,497 Company lease is almost up. 197 00:08:16,623 --> 00:08:17,457 Um... 198 00:08:18,792 --> 00:08:20,710 okay, okay, just fix your collar, 199 00:08:20,710 --> 00:08:22,128 and follow my lead, okay? 200 00:08:22,837 --> 00:08:26,007 - Okay, boss. - No, no, you're my boss. 201 00:08:27,217 --> 00:08:28,051 All right. 202 00:08:28,802 --> 00:08:31,012 Okay, and button those up, yeah? 203 00:08:32,389 --> 00:08:33,723 [sighs] Here we go. 204 00:08:34,808 --> 00:08:37,978 Okay, the lake has an amazing system of wetlands 205 00:08:37,978 --> 00:08:39,980 with swamps, marshes, bogs, and fens. 206 00:08:39,980 --> 00:08:41,398 Now, you might think that... 207 00:08:41,398 --> 00:08:43,733 So... sorry, baby. Did you say bog? 208 00:08:43,733 --> 00:08:46,486 Bog, like, quicksand bog? Sinkhole bog? 209 00:08:46,486 --> 00:08:48,446 No, not in the marsh. Not where we're going. 210 00:08:48,446 --> 00:08:49,781 But there's a cool beaver habitat. 211 00:08:49,781 --> 00:08:51,449 Sorry, baby, you're doing great, 212 00:08:51,449 --> 00:08:54,869 but I am gonna need waders, a wetsuit, and a rabies shot 213 00:08:54,869 --> 00:08:57,497 if I am plunging into a bucktooth rat's nest. 214 00:08:57,497 --> 00:09:00,375 Oh, um, all the boots were signed out. 215 00:09:00,375 --> 00:09:02,043 You know, big, big duck migration. 216 00:09:02,043 --> 00:09:03,712 It draws a crowd. 217 00:09:03,712 --> 00:09:06,715 We could duct tape plastic bags over our boots. 218 00:09:06,715 --> 00:09:08,425 That's how we stop trench foot 219 00:09:08,425 --> 00:09:10,093 when we're planting in serious shnarb. 220 00:09:10,802 --> 00:09:12,971 - Shnarb? - How about we, uh... 221 00:09:12,971 --> 00:09:14,889 we, uh, ditch the marsh for today, boss? 222 00:09:14,889 --> 00:09:17,100 Uh, let's do something more beginner-friendly. 223 00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:18,727 - Yes, for sure. - Like, um... 224 00:09:20,228 --> 00:09:22,522 We could forage. 225 00:09:24,190 --> 00:09:25,025 For what? 226 00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:27,944 Roots, nuts, mushrooms. 227 00:09:28,445 --> 00:09:30,113 Can't mushrooms be poisonous? 228 00:09:30,697 --> 00:09:33,450 For six hours, if we're lucky. 229 00:09:33,450 --> 00:09:35,076 ♪ 230 00:09:35,577 --> 00:09:39,456 [Justin] God, it's a beautiful, beautiful spot, Phoebe. 231 00:09:39,456 --> 00:09:41,541 Oh, actually it's pronounced Fo-ee-bee. 232 00:09:41,541 --> 00:09:43,460 Oh, I'm so sorry. That must happen a lot. 233 00:09:43,460 --> 00:09:44,294 You're the first. 234 00:09:45,837 --> 00:09:47,964 Yeah, I wish I could keep Gam-Gam's cottage, 235 00:09:47,964 --> 00:09:49,549 but we live out west now. 236 00:09:50,091 --> 00:09:51,718 So, how long have you two been together? 237 00:09:52,427 --> 00:09:54,763 Oh, it feels like forever. 238 00:09:55,430 --> 00:09:57,390 It's just 'cause his hair is frozen in time. 239 00:09:58,975 --> 00:10:00,560 Well, have a walk of the property, 240 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:02,645 and I'll be inside when you're ready. 241 00:10:02,645 --> 00:10:03,980 - Okay. - Okay. 242 00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:06,816 Hey, if we're gonna pull this off, lose the hair jokes. 243 00:10:06,816 --> 00:10:08,818 I know, I'm sorry. It's just that I have this thing 244 00:10:08,818 --> 00:10:11,571 that I really want to tell you and every time I go to do it, 245 00:10:11,571 --> 00:10:13,156 all that comes out is, "Why the mustache?" 246 00:10:13,156 --> 00:10:15,617 Hey! What are you guys doing here? 247 00:10:16,326 --> 00:10:17,952 - Hey, um... uh... - Hi. 248 00:10:18,995 --> 00:10:20,455 We're trying to save the boathouse. 249 00:10:20,455 --> 00:10:22,123 What the hell are you guys doing here? 250 00:10:22,123 --> 00:10:23,666 - Manifesting my sparkle. - Yeah. 251 00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:25,543 Wait, are you trying to steal my thunder? 252 00:10:25,543 --> 00:10:28,088 [sniffing] Smells like thunder theft to me. 253 00:10:28,088 --> 00:10:29,381 No, that's just Riley. 254 00:10:29,381 --> 00:10:31,007 I told him to lay off the brie. 255 00:10:31,007 --> 00:10:32,967 We thought your sparkle could use some backup. 256 00:10:32,967 --> 00:10:35,637 And decided to fake being a happy couple to get the place? 257 00:10:35,637 --> 00:10:37,222 You stole my manifestation. 258 00:10:37,222 --> 00:10:38,139 Jayne, Jayne, Jayne. 259 00:10:38,932 --> 00:10:42,018 - We can all manifest together. - Yeah. 260 00:10:42,018 --> 00:10:44,187 We each pretend to be a happy couple... 261 00:10:44,187 --> 00:10:46,231 - Who's pretending? - And then we double our chances 262 00:10:46,231 --> 00:10:47,524 of getting the place. 263 00:10:48,066 --> 00:10:50,068 I'm supposed to trust the Homo Torch 264 00:10:50,068 --> 00:10:51,945 and George Michael to seal the deal? 265 00:10:53,446 --> 00:10:56,699 Wow, sounds like Ruffles is a little afraid of competition. 266 00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:59,828 Please, we are a way better fake couple than you. 267 00:10:59,828 --> 00:11:01,329 I've been faking it for years. 268 00:11:01,329 --> 00:11:03,373 Care to put some money on that? 269 00:11:03,373 --> 00:11:05,917 - Faking what, babe? - Even better. 270 00:11:05,917 --> 00:11:07,544 Whoever gets the owner to sell, 271 00:11:07,544 --> 00:11:09,462 gets naming rights to the new boathouse. 272 00:11:09,462 --> 00:11:11,381 Brace yourself, Blondie. 273 00:11:11,381 --> 00:11:13,758 It's on, Donkey Dongs. Ha-ha! 274 00:11:14,134 --> 00:11:16,386 It's a compliment, Wayne. It's a compliment. 275 00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:21,599 Are you kidding? 276 00:11:22,267 --> 00:11:24,936 - Of course. - Kombuch, we're in luck. 277 00:11:24,936 --> 00:11:28,064 Okay, so you can boil these, make tea with these, 278 00:11:28,064 --> 00:11:30,400 and they go great with steak. 279 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,277 Oh, we're foraging for steak, too, now? 280 00:11:33,528 --> 00:11:35,572 Okay, um, yeah, plan B. 281 00:11:38,825 --> 00:11:41,578 I can eat the chocolate to make it look more real. 282 00:11:41,578 --> 00:11:42,454 Hmm. 283 00:11:43,371 --> 00:11:44,205 [Forrest] Here. 284 00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:46,541 [Billie] Brazil nuts and goji berries? 285 00:11:46,541 --> 00:11:48,793 We look like liars, Forrest. 286 00:11:48,793 --> 00:11:49,752 Aren't we kinda? 287 00:11:51,045 --> 00:11:51,880 Well... 288 00:11:55,592 --> 00:11:56,885 Just go, I'll... 289 00:11:56,885 --> 00:11:58,678 I'll tell her you got called away 290 00:11:58,678 --> 00:12:00,472 on a poison oak emergency or something. 291 00:12:01,014 --> 00:12:02,932 - Okay, sweet. - Yeah. 292 00:12:02,932 --> 00:12:04,476 We're still pre-gaming for Bush Prom? 293 00:12:04,476 --> 00:12:06,352 - Sure. - Yeah, okay. 294 00:12:06,352 --> 00:12:08,354 - No! - Shit, I'm sorry. 295 00:12:08,354 --> 00:12:09,355 Forgot I was your boss. 296 00:12:13,359 --> 00:12:14,694 [Naomi clears throat] 297 00:12:14,694 --> 00:12:16,279 Oh, uh, look what we foraged. 298 00:12:16,279 --> 00:12:19,282 Hmm... I see Craisins are still in season. 299 00:12:21,075 --> 00:12:25,288 [eerie instrumental playing] 300 00:12:25,288 --> 00:12:28,958 [Phoebe] Ugh, I am just so glad you're all legacy cottagers. 301 00:12:28,958 --> 00:12:31,252 - Yeah. - And Gammy would be, too. 302 00:12:31,252 --> 00:12:33,546 When she died in this very room, 303 00:12:33,546 --> 00:12:36,090 she made me promise we'd only sell to people 304 00:12:36,090 --> 00:12:38,468 as in love with the lake as each other. 305 00:12:38,968 --> 00:12:40,970 So, before we get to money, 306 00:12:40,970 --> 00:12:42,805 and we will, Gam-Gam wants a Tesla... 307 00:12:43,681 --> 00:12:45,350 we'd love to hear your story. 308 00:12:45,350 --> 00:12:47,060 Who you are, how you met. 309 00:12:47,727 --> 00:12:49,521 I'm sorry, you keep saying "we." 310 00:12:50,021 --> 00:12:51,439 Me and Gam-Gam. 311 00:12:51,981 --> 00:12:54,067 - She's always listening. - [Wayne gulps] 312 00:12:54,609 --> 00:12:55,610 Oh. 313 00:12:55,610 --> 00:12:57,320 O-M-Jeepers creepers. 314 00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:59,864 Um, but Wayne and I were just saying 315 00:12:59,864 --> 00:13:02,283 - how much we love ghosts. - Yeah. 316 00:13:02,909 --> 00:13:04,369 Aw. 317 00:13:04,369 --> 00:13:06,329 Not in a sexy way though. Don't worry. 318 00:13:06,329 --> 00:13:08,122 - No. - No, no. 319 00:13:08,122 --> 00:13:09,958 Well, 'cause, you know, some people 320 00:13:09,958 --> 00:13:11,417 are probably into that, so... 321 00:13:11,417 --> 00:13:12,710 [Jayne] Mmm-hmm. 322 00:13:13,336 --> 00:13:16,714 Oh, well, Gam-Gam was an old perv, 323 00:13:16,714 --> 00:13:18,508 so how about the ghost fucker goes first? 324 00:13:18,508 --> 00:13:19,926 Yeah, I... 325 00:13:20,969 --> 00:13:24,013 uh... [sighs] su... sure. 326 00:13:24,639 --> 00:13:25,473 Um... 327 00:13:26,391 --> 00:13:29,686 Hi, Gam-Gam, I'm Justin, and this is my... 328 00:13:31,187 --> 00:13:32,313 this is Riley. 329 00:13:33,022 --> 00:13:35,024 Uh, but that mustache is all for you. 330 00:13:36,067 --> 00:13:38,236 I'm sorry. I know, I can't help it. Um... 331 00:13:38,778 --> 00:13:41,823 So, we met last summer, which I know doesn't seem 332 00:13:41,823 --> 00:13:44,450 like a very long time, but, you know, 333 00:13:44,450 --> 00:13:46,286 in gay years, that's like a straight five. 334 00:13:46,286 --> 00:13:47,370 Maybe even like a seven. 335 00:13:48,204 --> 00:13:51,457 Um, and Riley is... 336 00:13:55,086 --> 00:13:56,004 ...pretty great. 337 00:13:58,548 --> 00:14:00,091 Which totally freaked me out. 338 00:14:01,634 --> 00:14:03,261 'Cause the men in my life, you know, 339 00:14:03,261 --> 00:14:04,971 they haven't always been there for me. 340 00:14:04,971 --> 00:14:06,764 And whenever I would get close to a guy, 341 00:14:06,764 --> 00:14:09,142 I just developed this really obnoxious habit 342 00:14:09,142 --> 00:14:10,351 of running the other way... 343 00:14:11,352 --> 00:14:13,855 which meant that I was the only one that could let me down. 344 00:14:14,856 --> 00:14:15,773 And I don't know. 345 00:14:17,233 --> 00:14:19,277 You know, I don't know 346 00:14:19,277 --> 00:14:21,029 if we're gonna be together forever. 347 00:14:24,032 --> 00:14:26,367 And Riley is about to take the art world by storm. 348 00:14:27,493 --> 00:14:29,495 His work's been described as if Cindy Sherman 349 00:14:29,495 --> 00:14:30,997 and Amy Sedaris had an Etsy page, 350 00:14:30,997 --> 00:14:34,542 which is actually very correct. 351 00:14:34,542 --> 00:14:35,543 [soft laugh] 352 00:14:36,336 --> 00:14:37,754 You read my reviews? 353 00:14:38,838 --> 00:14:40,214 I read every single one. 354 00:14:41,424 --> 00:14:43,468 - There was only one. - Yeah. 355 00:14:43,468 --> 00:14:46,429 I remember meeting Jayne like it was yesterday, Gam-Gam. 356 00:14:46,429 --> 00:14:48,556 - Wayne. - Er, sh, I got it. 357 00:14:50,099 --> 00:14:53,353 CSIS had just promoted me to head assassin, right? 358 00:14:53,353 --> 00:14:54,937 [Phoebe] Oh! 359 00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,773 Back then, I had ice in my veins, 360 00:14:56,773 --> 00:14:59,317 and, uh... and early onset diabeetus, 361 00:14:59,317 --> 00:15:02,195 which they overlooked, because my kill shot 362 00:15:02,195 --> 00:15:04,238 made Liam Neeson look like a pussycat. 363 00:15:04,238 --> 00:15:05,490 Oh... 364 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:10,745 But my... my job took me to some dark and dangerous places. 365 00:15:13,498 --> 00:15:16,918 So, for the safety of my family and friends, I had to... 366 00:15:16,918 --> 00:15:18,878 I had to disappear forever. 367 00:15:18,878 --> 00:15:20,546 [sighs] 368 00:15:22,173 --> 00:15:24,258 So, at a roadside bar on this very lake... 369 00:15:25,218 --> 00:15:27,762 [sighs] that's where I had my "Going Underground" party. 370 00:15:27,762 --> 00:15:30,682 [guitar instrumental playing] 371 00:15:30,682 --> 00:15:34,310 That's where I saw this majestic goddess 372 00:15:34,310 --> 00:15:35,978 for the first time. 373 00:15:37,188 --> 00:15:39,357 She was riding the crap out of a mechanical bull. 374 00:15:39,357 --> 00:15:41,234 [purring] 375 00:15:43,444 --> 00:15:45,738 The ice in my veins melted. [snaps] Instantly. 376 00:15:46,364 --> 00:15:48,074 I couldn't be an assassin again. 377 00:15:48,825 --> 00:15:50,910 I mean, I was blinded by love, or... 378 00:15:51,828 --> 00:15:52,995 maybe, it was the diabeetus. 379 00:15:54,247 --> 00:15:55,248 [sighs] 380 00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:58,209 One thing's for sure, I knew my calling in life. 381 00:15:59,752 --> 00:16:01,295 My job was to make Jaynie happy. 382 00:16:01,796 --> 00:16:03,464 [sighs] 383 00:16:04,340 --> 00:16:06,426 - [phone ringing loudly] - [all gasp] 384 00:16:06,426 --> 00:16:09,804 Well! That will be Gam-Gam with her decision. 385 00:16:09,804 --> 00:16:11,806 We keep a rotary dial just for her. 386 00:16:12,348 --> 00:16:13,391 Excuse me. 387 00:16:17,770 --> 00:16:18,980 [imitates gunshots blasting] 388 00:16:20,648 --> 00:16:21,816 Right between the eyes. 389 00:16:22,567 --> 00:16:24,318 Diabetes. 390 00:16:24,318 --> 00:16:25,862 It's diabetes. 391 00:16:25,862 --> 00:16:28,281 Seemed like you and that supervisor 392 00:16:28,281 --> 00:16:30,742 had a close working relationship. 393 00:16:30,742 --> 00:16:33,077 Yeah, it was actually, two rangers 394 00:16:33,077 --> 00:16:34,328 I could have gone with. 395 00:16:34,328 --> 00:16:35,997 Think I chose the wrong one. 396 00:16:35,997 --> 00:16:39,083 - Mmm, what makes you say that? - Oh, it's... 397 00:16:40,710 --> 00:16:42,670 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, you're mirroring. 398 00:16:42,670 --> 00:16:44,422 You promised you'd stop therapizing me. 399 00:16:44,422 --> 00:16:46,132 What... what am I supposed to do? 400 00:16:46,132 --> 00:16:47,925 How else will you see that it's a bad idea 401 00:16:47,925 --> 00:16:50,219 - to date your supervisor? - You were Dad's thesis advisor. 402 00:16:50,219 --> 00:16:53,473 - For one year! - Is that... is that Naomi? 403 00:16:53,473 --> 00:16:55,266 Oh, Maisy. What brings you here? 404 00:16:55,808 --> 00:16:57,727 Oh, I was just going for a little dip. 405 00:16:57,727 --> 00:17:00,605 Oh, do you always go swimming fully dressed? 406 00:17:00,605 --> 00:17:02,440 I needed a break from my mother. 407 00:17:02,815 --> 00:17:05,067 Oh, Billie told me about her diagnosis. 408 00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:07,028 - I was sorry to hear it. - Oh, don't be. 409 00:17:07,028 --> 00:17:09,363 I've been praying for it for many, many years. 410 00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:11,032 Why are you dressed like a zookeeper? 411 00:17:11,616 --> 00:17:14,118 Oh, I'm doing tours for Parks Canada, 412 00:17:14,118 --> 00:17:15,870 and we are actually, in the middle of one now, 413 00:17:15,870 --> 00:17:17,413 so we should pick this up later. 414 00:17:18,539 --> 00:17:19,582 And you're buying this? 415 00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:22,001 I'm sure my daughter, 416 00:17:22,001 --> 00:17:23,294 whose mother worked very hard with her 417 00:17:23,294 --> 00:17:24,545 to get an important internship, 418 00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:26,047 wouldn't keep anything from me. 419 00:17:26,047 --> 00:17:27,423 Yeah, no. Great. We're on the same page. 420 00:17:27,423 --> 00:17:28,382 So, let's go. 421 00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:30,092 Oh, so you don't know 422 00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,886 that Billie ditched her internship 423 00:17:31,886 --> 00:17:34,263 for baby's first Burning Man, and then she got fired. 424 00:17:35,473 --> 00:17:37,016 Billie, what is she talking about? 425 00:17:38,142 --> 00:17:39,977 Tree planting. She lasted two days. 426 00:17:39,977 --> 00:17:41,604 A week and two days. 427 00:17:41,604 --> 00:17:43,940 I thought we were past keeping secrets, Billie. 428 00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:45,566 You would have never let me tree plant, Mom. 429 00:17:45,566 --> 00:17:47,360 Because it would have been a mistake. 430 00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:48,611 Yeah, but my mistake. 431 00:17:48,611 --> 00:17:50,363 "Oh, wah, wah, wah, 432 00:17:50,363 --> 00:17:52,240 my parents are invested in my future." 433 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,825 Don't you come for me, Nell. 434 00:17:53,825 --> 00:17:55,409 If you want to make your own mistakes, 435 00:17:55,409 --> 00:17:56,702 start by owning them. 436 00:17:56,702 --> 00:17:58,246 Oh, like you do. 437 00:17:58,246 --> 00:18:00,957 Going for a dip fully clothed like a crazy person? 438 00:18:00,957 --> 00:18:02,041 Enough! 439 00:18:04,794 --> 00:18:06,796 - Sit. - What... me? 440 00:18:06,796 --> 00:18:09,215 Yeah, you, her, sit in the ship. 441 00:18:09,215 --> 00:18:11,133 - It's a canoe. - I don't care what it is. 442 00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,343 - Get in the boat. - Okay. 443 00:18:12,927 --> 00:18:14,720 Wayne did it! 444 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,514 He saved the boathouse. 445 00:18:17,431 --> 00:18:19,308 We'll call it Wayne Manor. 446 00:18:19,308 --> 00:18:23,271 Uh, I saved the boathouse. We're calling it The Lovehouse. 447 00:18:23,271 --> 00:18:25,481 - That sounds like a brothel. - The Joyhouse? 448 00:18:25,481 --> 00:18:26,649 So much worse. 449 00:18:26,649 --> 00:18:29,235 Um, I just got an anonymous call 450 00:18:29,235 --> 00:18:30,820 saying that you all know each other, 451 00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:33,239 and you wanna tear down Gam-Gam's cottage 452 00:18:33,239 --> 00:18:34,574 to build some kind of group home? 453 00:18:34,574 --> 00:18:35,908 - What? - [Wayne] No. 454 00:18:35,908 --> 00:18:37,368 - That's crazy. - No! 455 00:18:37,368 --> 00:18:38,411 [talking over each other] 456 00:18:38,411 --> 00:18:40,371 Gam-Gam hates liars. 457 00:18:40,371 --> 00:18:43,583 - [all gasp] - [eerie instrumental playing] 458 00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:45,585 - [Phoebe] You'd better go. - Go. 459 00:18:45,585 --> 00:18:47,503 [Phoebe] Get out. Get out! 460 00:18:47,503 --> 00:18:49,297 - I can't get my jacket on! - Leave! 461 00:18:49,297 --> 00:18:50,715 [Justin] I can't get my jacket on! 462 00:18:50,715 --> 00:18:52,550 - [screaming] Leave! - [indistinct screaming] 463 00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:54,886 Let's start with why we're here. 464 00:18:55,428 --> 00:18:57,847 Please remember to use "I" statements. 465 00:18:58,598 --> 00:19:00,766 Maisy, won't you go first? 466 00:19:01,893 --> 00:19:04,937 I am here because my mom told the truth 467 00:19:04,937 --> 00:19:07,481 for the third time in her life, and I'm supposed to feel bad, 468 00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:09,358 because she's actually, really dying? 469 00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:12,028 When has anyone ever been able to make you feel bad? 470 00:19:12,028 --> 00:19:13,946 - About anything? - "I" statements, please. 471 00:19:14,780 --> 00:19:16,073 Fine. [sighs] 472 00:19:18,618 --> 00:19:20,620 I think that Maisy is a textbook narcissist 473 00:19:20,620 --> 00:19:22,163 who is using her issues with her mom 474 00:19:22,163 --> 00:19:24,248 to justify doing whatever the eff she wants. 475 00:19:24,916 --> 00:19:28,961 Okay, well, I think that Billie is a sucky little baby 476 00:19:28,961 --> 00:19:30,713 who blames her mom for smothering her, 477 00:19:30,713 --> 00:19:33,299 instead of admitting she stayed for tree planter tail. 478 00:19:33,299 --> 00:19:35,217 Maybe we put a pin in the "I" statements. 479 00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:37,053 I'm sorry, I'm a sucky baby? 480 00:19:37,053 --> 00:19:39,597 Your mom is dying, and she just wants to make it right with you. 481 00:19:39,597 --> 00:19:41,057 By stealing my children like a witch. 482 00:19:41,057 --> 00:19:42,767 Maybe, they just like being with someone 483 00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:44,393 who isn't worried about who they should be, 484 00:19:44,393 --> 00:19:45,811 but is cool with who they are. 485 00:19:45,811 --> 00:19:47,438 From the girl whose mom is so cool 486 00:19:47,438 --> 00:19:48,940 she trusts her with Justin, 487 00:19:48,940 --> 00:19:50,983 a man with the self-awareness of a Polly Pocket. 488 00:19:50,983 --> 00:19:53,027 Maisy, you can't get past the stuff with your mom, 489 00:19:53,027 --> 00:19:54,862 because if you did, you'd lose your trauma card, 490 00:19:54,862 --> 00:19:57,281 and your free pass to be the biggest bitch on the lake, okay? 491 00:19:57,281 --> 00:19:58,658 Sorry, Mom. 492 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,077 Maybe not the words I would have chosen. 493 00:20:01,077 --> 00:20:03,996 We'll talk about properly framing a diagnosis at home... 494 00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:06,666 But my baby's not wrong. 495 00:20:11,128 --> 00:20:13,589 [sighs] My insurance only covers an hour, 496 00:20:13,589 --> 00:20:15,132 so I better be getting home. 497 00:20:15,132 --> 00:20:17,843 My mother's blood sugar isn't gonna spike itself. 498 00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:19,095 I can show myself out. 499 00:20:27,645 --> 00:20:29,313 That's what we call a breakthrough. 500 00:20:29,313 --> 00:20:33,317 [light pop music plays] 501 00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:36,946 Who would want to blow a shot 502 00:20:36,946 --> 00:20:38,531 at finding a new home for the boathouse? 503 00:20:38,531 --> 00:20:40,950 Probably, the same person who stole Jaynie's spare, 504 00:20:40,950 --> 00:20:43,369 nailed her tires, because they hate Tegan and Sara? 505 00:20:43,369 --> 00:20:45,162 Or because they hate the boathouse, 506 00:20:45,162 --> 00:20:46,706 but who could hate the boathouse? 507 00:20:47,331 --> 00:20:49,208 You know, ruining the talent show, 508 00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:51,627 and tipping "Fo-ee-bee" off, that could be a pattern. 509 00:20:51,627 --> 00:20:54,213 If someone is trying to stop us 510 00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:56,507 from bringing the boathouse back, 511 00:20:56,507 --> 00:20:59,593 then maybe they could've burnt it down, too. 512 00:21:00,177 --> 00:21:01,512 Holy balls. 513 00:21:02,596 --> 00:21:05,349 Justin said someone used his fireworks to start the fire. 514 00:21:07,852 --> 00:21:09,812 Which means they were a guest at our wedding. 515 00:21:11,147 --> 00:21:12,815 Which also means? 516 00:21:14,066 --> 00:21:15,860 There's an arsonator among us. 517 00:21:15,860 --> 00:21:18,195 - And? - And Justin was right. 518 00:21:18,195 --> 00:21:21,365 Oh, God, there it is! 519 00:21:21,365 --> 00:21:22,908 - Yeah. - I think we parked up here. 520 00:21:22,908 --> 00:21:24,201 - Okay. - God! 521 00:21:24,952 --> 00:21:27,163 It's just been, like, a really... 522 00:21:27,913 --> 00:21:29,874 really long summer. 523 00:21:30,416 --> 00:21:31,542 [whispering] This feels so good. 524 00:21:46,057 --> 00:21:47,850 And where have we been today? 525 00:21:47,850 --> 00:21:49,685 Oh, were you worried I was missing? 526 00:21:50,311 --> 00:21:52,354 Hardly, I'd be worried for the sad miscreant 527 00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:53,773 - who tried to grab you. - [sighs] 528 00:21:55,483 --> 00:21:56,984 Oh, Opal, I'm sorry. 529 00:21:56,984 --> 00:21:58,944 I just get jealous of you and Nana. 530 00:21:59,653 --> 00:22:01,781 You'll understand someday when you have kids. 531 00:22:01,781 --> 00:22:03,365 Or corgis. 532 00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:05,284 They're gonna love me so much more than you. 533 00:22:10,915 --> 00:22:14,794 [calm instrumental playing] 534 00:22:14,794 --> 00:22:17,254 So, did I fool you even a little bit? 535 00:22:17,254 --> 00:22:19,215 Until you tried to make me believe 536 00:22:19,215 --> 00:22:21,842 that unqualified hunk was your boss. 537 00:22:21,842 --> 00:22:24,261 Yeah, he did not read the handout. 538 00:22:24,261 --> 00:22:25,429 Gotta get better at lying. 539 00:22:26,013 --> 00:22:27,973 That is not the takeaway I was hoping for. 540 00:22:27,973 --> 00:22:29,391 What you need to get better at 541 00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:31,018 is giving me the benefit of the doubt. 542 00:22:31,519 --> 00:22:33,270 You know, it is healthy to want different things 543 00:22:33,270 --> 00:22:34,730 from your parents, but it is not okay 544 00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:36,941 to assume that we won't respect your choices. 545 00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:39,276 [sighs] That said... 546 00:22:40,903 --> 00:22:42,238 I think you made the right one. 547 00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:45,741 Okay, now you're lying because my tour was trash. 548 00:22:45,741 --> 00:22:46,992 Okay, your tour may have been fake, 549 00:22:46,992 --> 00:22:48,661 but making me feel safe was real. 550 00:22:49,328 --> 00:22:51,413 I even peed in the woods. 551 00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:53,833 Making people like me feel at home in nature 552 00:22:53,833 --> 00:22:54,750 is a real gift. 553 00:22:56,377 --> 00:22:57,628 [Billie] Thanks, Mom. 554 00:22:57,628 --> 00:22:58,504 Come here, baby. 555 00:23:00,756 --> 00:23:02,758 We'll figure out the rest when you get home. 556 00:23:02,758 --> 00:23:04,844 You have the rest of your life to pad your CV. 557 00:23:06,095 --> 00:23:07,972 Goodbye, Justin. 558 00:23:07,972 --> 00:23:11,350 And next time, my daughter asks you to lie for her... 559 00:23:11,350 --> 00:23:13,561 I seek approval within myself, 560 00:23:13,561 --> 00:23:15,521 and I draw clear boundaries. 561 00:23:15,521 --> 00:23:17,731 - Mmm-hmm, excellent mirroring. - Thank you. 562 00:23:17,731 --> 00:23:19,358 - Bye, baby. - Bye, Mom. 563 00:23:20,776 --> 00:23:23,445 - Bye, Naomi. - [Naomi] Mrs. Jackson. 564 00:23:25,239 --> 00:23:27,825 - Mrs. Jackson. - Every time. 565 00:23:27,825 --> 00:23:28,659 [Justin grunts] 566 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:30,828 Does she hate me? 567 00:23:30,828 --> 00:23:34,290 No, she likes that she's the parenting-do, 568 00:23:34,290 --> 00:23:35,416 and you're the parenting-don't. 569 00:23:35,416 --> 00:23:36,292 That's great. 570 00:23:37,585 --> 00:23:39,003 Oh, Mom must have forgotten something. 571 00:23:40,212 --> 00:23:41,255 Oh, hi. 572 00:23:42,423 --> 00:23:43,424 Hi. 573 00:23:44,049 --> 00:23:45,092 Hi. 574 00:23:45,634 --> 00:23:46,802 Hi. 575 00:23:47,386 --> 00:23:48,220 Hi. 576 00:23:48,929 --> 00:23:51,140 Well, I've got a thing in my room, so... 577 00:23:51,140 --> 00:23:53,142 - Yeah. - ...I'm just gonna... 578 00:23:53,142 --> 00:23:54,602 - and you two can, uh... - Mm-hmm. 579 00:23:55,352 --> 00:23:56,979 - Yeah. - [Justin] Okay. 580 00:23:57,605 --> 00:23:59,106 I just came to grab... 581 00:23:59,106 --> 00:24:00,191 Oh, yeah, the... 582 00:24:00,691 --> 00:24:03,485 from earlier. 583 00:24:07,865 --> 00:24:08,908 So... 584 00:24:09,825 --> 00:24:13,746 there was this thing in my review about... 585 00:24:14,663 --> 00:24:17,208 [sighs] the artist seeming uninterested in the victim. 586 00:24:18,042 --> 00:24:21,545 "Choosing instead to draw the eye to the escaping vehicle." 587 00:24:22,213 --> 00:24:23,839 Yeah, I read it. 588 00:24:25,090 --> 00:24:27,718 I think I did that when I proposed. 589 00:24:28,802 --> 00:24:31,597 You know, I threw myself in front of you, 590 00:24:31,597 --> 00:24:33,224 stopped you speeding away. 591 00:24:34,850 --> 00:24:36,435 I was scared I couldn't keep up. 592 00:24:37,895 --> 00:24:39,021 Riley... 593 00:24:40,814 --> 00:24:42,107 it really was your fault. 594 00:24:44,401 --> 00:24:47,404 And the only accident that I would speed away from... 595 00:24:48,364 --> 00:24:51,033 is that haircut and that mustache. 596 00:24:51,033 --> 00:24:52,576 - [Riley] Wow. - And that earring. 597 00:24:53,118 --> 00:24:54,662 I love the earring. 598 00:24:54,662 --> 00:24:56,372 You look like budget Harry Styles. 599 00:24:57,248 --> 00:24:59,625 If Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candle was an earring, 600 00:24:59,625 --> 00:25:01,919 that... would be the earring. 601 00:25:01,919 --> 00:25:03,712 [Billie] Are we shit talking Riley's earring? 602 00:25:03,712 --> 00:25:05,005 - Yes. - No. 603 00:25:05,547 --> 00:25:08,133 I kinda like it. You look like Fonzie from "Happy Gays." 604 00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:09,802 - [laughs] Burn. - Okay. 605 00:25:09,802 --> 00:25:11,303 - I'm leaving now. - Okay. 606 00:25:12,012 --> 00:25:13,222 You look like a grandfather clock 607 00:25:13,222 --> 00:25:14,431 from a gay antique store. 608 00:25:14,431 --> 00:25:16,058 Antique stores are gay. 609 00:25:18,227 --> 00:25:20,354 - Can't help myself. - [Billie chuckles] 610 00:25:20,354 --> 00:25:22,314 Well, that was some flirty bullying. 611 00:25:22,314 --> 00:25:24,441 Yeah, we learn it in grade school. 612 00:25:24,441 --> 00:25:26,694 The gays need a new love language, though. 613 00:25:26,694 --> 00:25:29,822 Hey, quick Q for you, Missy Lou. 614 00:25:30,739 --> 00:25:33,409 How would you feel about playing the Mulder to my Scully? 615 00:25:33,409 --> 00:25:35,160 If you just want to wear shoulder pads again, Justin, 616 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,413 - then wear them. - No. Well, yeah, but no. 617 00:25:38,289 --> 00:25:41,292 I know who the boathouse arsonist is, 618 00:25:41,292 --> 00:25:43,627 but I need your help to get the truth out there. 619 00:25:45,671 --> 00:25:47,548 I can't believe Lovejoy called it 620 00:25:47,548 --> 00:25:48,882 with the boathouse arsoner. 621 00:25:48,882 --> 00:25:50,384 I know. 622 00:25:50,384 --> 00:25:52,803 Oh, Clementine Farnsworth is gonna be so pissed. 623 00:25:52,803 --> 00:25:54,638 I wrecked her on LinkedIn 624 00:25:54,638 --> 00:25:56,432 'cause I thought she nailed my tires. 625 00:25:57,308 --> 00:25:59,435 [giggling] 626 00:26:01,228 --> 00:26:04,106 Maybe, Special Agent Wayne 627 00:26:04,106 --> 00:26:06,817 could come out of retirement for one last hit? 628 00:26:10,029 --> 00:26:11,780 I'm not gonna kill Clementine, Jayne. 629 00:26:13,615 --> 00:26:14,992 Oh, you mean sex? 630 00:26:18,370 --> 00:26:19,204 All right. 631 00:26:19,705 --> 00:26:21,623 Good. Mama needs to nut. 632 00:26:24,418 --> 00:26:25,294 Actually... 633 00:26:26,587 --> 00:26:27,671 I'm gonna pass, Jayne. 634 00:26:29,173 --> 00:26:31,425 [chuckling] Yeah, okay. 635 00:26:35,637 --> 00:26:37,014 I'm not a special agent. 636 00:26:39,058 --> 00:26:41,185 I'm still the same guy you met 637 00:26:41,185 --> 00:26:43,604 puking behind the boathouse after a bunch of Jägerbombs. 638 00:26:46,023 --> 00:26:46,940 And I am... 639 00:26:47,816 --> 00:26:49,777 I'm really sorry that I clipped your wings 640 00:26:49,777 --> 00:26:51,320 by just hanging around all summer. 641 00:26:53,739 --> 00:26:56,075 I didn't mean to keep you grounded. 642 00:26:56,075 --> 00:26:57,534 I know you need to fly free. 643 00:26:59,620 --> 00:27:02,247 If you are playing hard-to-get 644 00:27:02,247 --> 00:27:03,499 it is working. 645 00:27:05,834 --> 00:27:08,337 [Judy Collins: "Both Sides Now"] 646 00:27:08,337 --> 00:27:09,296 Good night, Jaynie. 647 00:27:11,256 --> 00:27:12,424 You're cleared for takeoff. 648 00:27:13,592 --> 00:27:17,596 ♪ Bows and flows of angel hair ♪ 649 00:27:17,596 --> 00:27:22,059 ♪ And ice cream castles in the air ♪ 650 00:27:22,059 --> 00:27:25,979 ♪ And feather canyons everywhere ♪ 651 00:27:25,979 --> 00:27:29,358 ♪ I've looked at clouds that way ♪ 652 00:27:29,358 --> 00:27:33,570 ♪ But now they only block the sun ♪ 653 00:27:33,570 --> 00:27:35,364 What the fuck? 654 00:27:35,364 --> 00:27:37,950 ♪ They rain and they snow on everyone ♪ 655 00:27:37,950 --> 00:27:41,870 ♪ So many things I would have done ♪ 656 00:27:41,870 --> 00:27:45,082 ♪ But clouds got in my way ♪ 657 00:27:45,082 --> 00:27:49,336 ♪ I've looked at clouds from both sides now ♪ 658 00:27:49,336 --> 00:27:53,298 ♪ From up and down and still somehow ♪ 659 00:27:53,298 --> 00:27:57,219 ♪ It's cloud's illusions I recall ♪ 660 00:27:57,219 --> 00:27:59,638 ♪ I really don't know ♪ 661 00:27:59,638 --> 00:28:04,184 ♪ Clouds at all ♪ 662 00:28:04,184 --> 00:28:08,021 [held note] 663 00:28:11,191 --> 00:28:15,112 ♪ Moons and Junes and Ferris wheels ♪ 664 00:28:15,112 --> 00:28:19,450 ♪ The dizzy dancing way you feel ♪ 665 00:28:19,450 --> 00:28:23,454 ♪ When every fairy tale comes real ♪ 666 00:28:23,454 --> 00:28:26,832 ♪ I've looked at love that way ♪ 667 00:28:26,832 --> 00:28:31,003 ♪ But now it's just another show... ♪