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♪
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[Billie] Okay,
let's go over it one more time.
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Your parents
arrive stage left
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and are instantly charmed
by my sparkling small talk
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and unpasteurized
cheese plate.
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We then whisk them away
on your 'tour'
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where I serve
amazed wonderment
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as your forestry know-how
puts Daisy Crockett to shame.
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Forrest plays the role
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of your adorable
Park Ranger Supervisor,
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your mom and dad
believe the lie,
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and your rep
as golden child is safe.
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Or... [sighs]
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We could just
tell them the truth.
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Nuh-uh.
If my parents find out
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I've been lying all summer,
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it's enforced tutoring gigs
'til I graduate.
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I'm not ready
to be a disappointment.
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On the upside, nobody cares
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if you waste
your best skin years
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banging baristas
and bartenders.
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- Hmm.
- [door clicks open]
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[gasps] Game time.
Grab the cheese!
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- Oh, my God.
- Welcome!
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Can I tempt you
with a smoky camembert...
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[New Order: "Blue Monday"]
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[Billie] Riley, you're back.
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- From 1982.
- Hi.
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[gasps] You have to go.
My parents are coming.
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And she told them that
we made up so she could stay.
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- [honking]
- [gasps]
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Okay, SparkNotes are:
Justin re-proposed,
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and you had an intimate ceremony
on the rocks.
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I sang "Say You'll Be There,"
very cheeky, we laughed,
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Justin cried,
you made a chocolate tart,
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and Justin's vows
took, like, 20 minutes.
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But Riley, please,
just do this for me.
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- I need cheese.
- No, not the soft one.
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- Gives you the toots.
- Yeah.
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[Mimsy]
Oh, but that final dress?
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- [Opal] Yes.
- [Mimsy] Spectacular.
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- [Opal] Amazing.
- [Mimsy] Ah.
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We're so in agreement.
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[Opal] Well,
the Balenciaga Crocs
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were both ironic,
yet unapologetically sincere.
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- I was gutted.
- Mmm.
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If I want to be ironic,
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I only need to see
your mother's hairdresser.
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[both laugh]
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Nice that a part of Mimsy
will live on when she's gone.
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[soft inhale and exhale]
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- You okay, babe?
- [sharp inhale]
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You haven't said zip
about your mom's test results.
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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I'm just gonna
go get a jump on lunch.
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Hey, can we do breakfast
for lunch again?
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- [Maisy] You're a grown man.
- I love you.
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[door clicks closed]
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[birds squawking]
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[sighs]
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[Ramones:
"I Wanna Be Sedated"]
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♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba,
ba, ba, ba, ba ♪
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♪ I wanna be sedated ♪
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[Naomi] Hmm.
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Now, Daddy wanted to come,
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but a patient of his
got caught trying on
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a new fursona at work.
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Animal fixation
is a lonely road,
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isn't it, Riley?
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Uh, I don't work
with animals anymore.
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I just showcased a series
- called Hit and Runaways.
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To Paris.
Uh, he... he was...
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He was in-- He was in Paris.
He just got back from Paris.
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- Riley was in Paris?
- [Riley] Uh-huh, yeah.
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[Justin] Mmm-hmm.
Mmm-hmm, yeah, mm-hmm.
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Uh, uh, for-- for the wedding,
uh, honeymoon.
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Yeah, because the art world's
having a honeymoon
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with its newest star over here.
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[heavy chuckle]
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[Justin] Hmm, yeah.
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It's not far.
It's just half day's drive.
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- You drove to Paris?
- Ontario.
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It's, uh, the cobblestone
capital of Canada.
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- It's... gorgeous.
- [Naomi] Hmm.
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We're saving Paris, Paris,
the... the Europe Paris,
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for our honeymoon,
right, honey?
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Right?
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Yeah.
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- [chuckling]
- Mmm!
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Sounds like you two have got
a lot of catching up to do.
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Why don't Billie and I
give you some space?
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Oh, but I booked Justin
on the tour with us.
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It is important
for couples to take time
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for each other
after they've been apart.
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And it is also important
for mothers and daughters
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to take time for each other
after they've been apart
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all summer,
and miss each other terribly.
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- Yeah. Yeah. You go.
- Mmm.
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- Oh, the fun you'll have.
- Well, okay then.
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Now...
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I wanna hear all about
the vows at dinner.
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[scoffs] Hear about 'em?
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- Oh, God.
- Well, you're gonna.
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[upbeat pop music playing]
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[sighs and inhales]
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Okay, one foot
at a time, yeah?
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- [Naomi exhales]
- Okay, all right.
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Not bad, Mom.
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So, how you doing?
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The nausea will pass
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now that we are out
of that hell taco.
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Yeah, that's why
I wanted Justin to come.
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He has a steady paddle.
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You can stop
pretending, Billie.
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I know you're
covering for Justin.
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He and Riley didn't
work things out, did they?
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How'd you know?
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That earring was
a classic coping mechanism.
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The angle of the dangle
was a dead giveaway.
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Look, I know you love Justin,
but giving up a dream job
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to help him
is not the way to show it.
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I'm really sorry, Mom.
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Okay, we need to be honest
with each other.
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You know you can tell me
anything, right?
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Ladies!
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Hope you're
not looking for the woods,
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because all you're getting
is a Forrest.
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Hey, uh, Mom,
this is my supervisor,
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Forrest Buisson.
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Park ranger,
kombucha microbrewer,
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and Billie's number one fan.
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It is so lovely
to meet you, Mrs. Barnes.
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Uh... Mrs. Jackson.
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Thanks for rolling
with Billie's one act.
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That was really cool.
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Listen, Riley, I...
[sighs]
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I realized something
while you were away,
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and I was kind of hoping
we could talk about it,
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'cause I've been
rolling around and...
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That's all you're taking?
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I got clothes
at the Gas Go.
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Oh, like, regular ones,
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or more from the Backstreet Boys
home collection?
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[sighs]
I'm a different person now,
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and if you can't accept that...
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Billie? Anyone home?
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- [Riley] Hey.
- [gasps] Love le look, Riley.
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Very Paris, Ontario.
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- [Jayne] Justin.
- Jayne.
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I need, like,
a teeny little favour from you,
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and my favourite
teen girl boss.
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Ooh, she's on a tour
with Naomi.
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[sighs] Then it's over.
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I found the perfect spot
for a new boathouse,
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but the owners
will only sell to legacy lakers.
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Maisy's MIA,
Whoreen and Saggy said no,
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Billie and you posing
as a couple was my Hail Mary.
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First: gross.
Second: thank you.
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The seller's specified
no greedy real estate agents,
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no soulless
house flippers,
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no influencer-fashionista-Paris
types like Riley.
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The lake trusted me
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to find a new home
for the boathouse.
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What am I gonna do?
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[Justin] Come on, Jayne.
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You're gonna...
you're gonna think of something,
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you got that...
that presidential...
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...sparkle.
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- I do?
- Yeah.
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Yeah. Twinkle, twinkle,
who's a star?
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[sighs] Maybe
I could manifest something.
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- I did read The Secret.
- Shh, shh, shh.
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[sighs] I knew I could
count on my sassy gay besties.
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Okay, back on the pony.
[grunts]
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Thanks, girlfriends.
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- Work, queen.
- Work, diva!
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- [door clicks closed]
- I feel dirty.
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It just flew
out of my mouth.
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You know,
I'm a legacy laker.
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It would be great
to have a new boathouse.
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- Maybe we could...
- Set aside our shit?
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- For the boathouse.
- Just for the boathouse.
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Yes.
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[whispering]
For the boathouse.
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Yeah, just like that, Mom.
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Hey, Forrest,
hey, Forrest, hi, Forrest.
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Can I talk to you
for a second?
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- Yeah.
- Okay, Mom,
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I'm gonna be right back.
I gotta chat itinerary.
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Do not put my purse
on the ground.
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Right. [laughs]
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Where's the gear
I asked you to bring?
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It shipped out already.
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Our contract's
done this week,
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and head office wants
base camp packed up ASAP.
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Company lease is almost up.
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Um...
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okay, okay,
just fix your collar,
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and follow my lead, okay?
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- Okay, boss.
- No, no, you're my boss.
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All right.
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Okay,
and button those up, yeah?
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[sighs] Here we go.
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Okay, the lake has
an amazing system of wetlands
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with swamps,
marshes, bogs, and fens.
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Now, you might think that...
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So... sorry, baby.
Did you say bog?
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Bog, like, quicksand bog?
Sinkhole bog?
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No, not in the marsh.
Not where we're going.
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But there's
a cool beaver habitat.
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Sorry, baby,
you're doing great,
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but I am gonna need waders,
a wetsuit, and a rabies shot
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if I am plunging
into a bucktooth rat's nest.
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Oh, um, all the boots
were signed out.
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You know, big,
big duck migration.
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It draws a crowd.
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We could duct tape
plastic bags over our boots.
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That's how
we stop trench foot
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when we're planting
in serious shnarb.
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- Shnarb?
- How about we, uh...
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we, uh, ditch the marsh
for today, boss?
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Uh, let's do something
more beginner-friendly.
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- Yes, for sure.
- Like, um...
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We could forage.
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For what?
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Roots, nuts, mushrooms.
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Can't mushrooms be poisonous?
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For six hours,
if we're lucky.
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♪
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[Justin] God, it's a beautiful,
beautiful spot, Phoebe.
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Oh, actually
it's pronounced Fo-ee-bee.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
That must happen a lot.
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You're the first.
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Yeah, I wish I could keep
Gam-Gam's cottage,
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but we live out west now.
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So, how long
have you two been together?
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Oh, it feels like forever.
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It's just 'cause his hair
is frozen in time.
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Well, have a walk
of the property,
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and I'll be inside
when you're ready.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Hey, if we're gonna pull this
off, lose the hair jokes.
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I know, I'm sorry.
It's just that I have this thing
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that I really want to tell you
and every time I go to do it,
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all that comes out is,
"Why the mustache?"
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00:10:13,156 --> 00:10:15,617
Hey! What are you guys
doing here?
247
00:10:16,326 --> 00:10:17,952
- Hey, um... uh...
- Hi.
248
00:10:18,995 --> 00:10:20,455
We're trying
to save the boathouse.
249
00:10:20,455 --> 00:10:22,123
What the hell
are you guys doing here?
250
00:10:22,123 --> 00:10:23,666
- Manifesting my sparkle.
- Yeah.
251
00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:25,543
Wait, are you trying
to steal my thunder?
252
00:10:25,543 --> 00:10:28,088
[sniffing] Smells
like thunder theft to me.
253
00:10:28,088 --> 00:10:29,381
No, that's just Riley.
254
00:10:29,381 --> 00:10:31,007
I told him
to lay off the brie.
255
00:10:31,007 --> 00:10:32,967
We thought your sparkle
could use some backup.
256
00:10:32,967 --> 00:10:35,637
And decided to fake being
a happy couple to get the place?
257
00:10:35,637 --> 00:10:37,222
You stole my manifestation.
258
00:10:37,222 --> 00:10:38,139
Jayne, Jayne, Jayne.
259
00:10:38,932 --> 00:10:42,018
- We can all manifest together.
- Yeah.
260
00:10:42,018 --> 00:10:44,187
We each pretend
to be a happy couple...
261
00:10:44,187 --> 00:10:46,231
- Who's pretending?
- And then we double our chances
262
00:10:46,231 --> 00:10:47,524
of getting the place.
263
00:10:48,066 --> 00:10:50,068
I'm supposed to trust
the Homo Torch
264
00:10:50,068 --> 00:10:51,945
and George Michael
to seal the deal?
265
00:10:53,446 --> 00:10:56,699
Wow, sounds like Ruffles is
a little afraid of competition.
266
00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:59,828
Please, we are a way better
fake couple than you.
267
00:10:59,828 --> 00:11:01,329
I've been faking it
for years.
268
00:11:01,329 --> 00:11:03,373
Care to put
some money on that?
269
00:11:03,373 --> 00:11:05,917
- Faking what, babe?
- Even better.
270
00:11:05,917 --> 00:11:07,544
Whoever gets the owner
to sell,
271
00:11:07,544 --> 00:11:09,462
gets naming rights
to the new boathouse.
272
00:11:09,462 --> 00:11:11,381
Brace yourself, Blondie.
273
00:11:11,381 --> 00:11:13,758
It's on, Donkey Dongs.
Ha-ha!
274
00:11:14,134 --> 00:11:16,386
It's a compliment, Wayne.
It's a compliment.
275
00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:21,599
Are you kidding?
276
00:11:22,267 --> 00:11:24,936
- Of course.
- Kombuch, we're in luck.
277
00:11:24,936 --> 00:11:28,064
Okay, so you can boil these,
make tea with these,
278
00:11:28,064 --> 00:11:30,400
and they go great
with steak.
279
00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,277
Oh, we're foraging
for steak, too, now?
280
00:11:33,528 --> 00:11:35,572
Okay, um, yeah, plan B.
281
00:11:38,825 --> 00:11:41,578
I can eat the chocolate
to make it look more real.
282
00:11:41,578 --> 00:11:42,454
Hmm.
283
00:11:43,371 --> 00:11:44,205
[Forrest] Here.
284
00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:46,541
[Billie] Brazil nuts
and goji berries?
285
00:11:46,541 --> 00:11:48,793
We look like liars, Forrest.
286
00:11:48,793 --> 00:11:49,752
Aren't we kinda?
287
00:11:51,045 --> 00:11:51,880
Well...
288
00:11:55,592 --> 00:11:56,885
Just go, I'll...
289
00:11:56,885 --> 00:11:58,678
I'll tell her
you got called away
290
00:11:58,678 --> 00:12:00,472
on a poison oak emergency
or something.
291
00:12:01,014 --> 00:12:02,932
- Okay, sweet.
- Yeah.
292
00:12:02,932 --> 00:12:04,476
We're still pre-gaming
for Bush Prom?
293
00:12:04,476 --> 00:12:06,352
- Sure.
- Yeah, okay.
294
00:12:06,352 --> 00:12:08,354
- No!
- Shit, I'm sorry.
295
00:12:08,354 --> 00:12:09,355
Forgot I was your boss.
296
00:12:13,359 --> 00:12:14,694
[Naomi clears throat]
297
00:12:14,694 --> 00:12:16,279
Oh, uh,
look what we foraged.
298
00:12:16,279 --> 00:12:19,282
Hmm... I see Craisins
are still in season.
299
00:12:21,075 --> 00:12:25,288
[eerie instrumental playing]
300
00:12:25,288 --> 00:12:28,958
[Phoebe] Ugh, I am just so glad
you're all legacy cottagers.
301
00:12:28,958 --> 00:12:31,252
- Yeah.
- And Gammy would be, too.
302
00:12:31,252 --> 00:12:33,546
When she died
in this very room,
303
00:12:33,546 --> 00:12:36,090
she made me promise
we'd only sell to people
304
00:12:36,090 --> 00:12:38,468
as in love with the lake
as each other.
305
00:12:38,968 --> 00:12:40,970
So, before we get to money,
306
00:12:40,970 --> 00:12:42,805
and we will,
Gam-Gam wants a Tesla...
307
00:12:43,681 --> 00:12:45,350
we'd love
to hear your story.
308
00:12:45,350 --> 00:12:47,060
Who you are, how you met.
309
00:12:47,727 --> 00:12:49,521
I'm sorry,
you keep saying "we."
310
00:12:50,021 --> 00:12:51,439
Me and Gam-Gam.
311
00:12:51,981 --> 00:12:54,067
- She's always listening.
- [Wayne gulps]
312
00:12:54,609 --> 00:12:55,610
Oh.
313
00:12:55,610 --> 00:12:57,320
O-M-Jeepers creepers.
314
00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:59,864
Um, but Wayne and I
were just saying
315
00:12:59,864 --> 00:13:02,283
- how much we love ghosts.
- Yeah.
316
00:13:02,909 --> 00:13:04,369
Aw.
317
00:13:04,369 --> 00:13:06,329
Not in a sexy way though.
Don't worry.
318
00:13:06,329 --> 00:13:08,122
- No.
- No, no.
319
00:13:08,122 --> 00:13:09,958
Well, 'cause, you know,
some people
320
00:13:09,958 --> 00:13:11,417
are probably into that, so...
321
00:13:11,417 --> 00:13:12,710
[Jayne] Mmm-hmm.
322
00:13:13,336 --> 00:13:16,714
Oh, well,
Gam-Gam was an old perv,
323
00:13:16,714 --> 00:13:18,508
so how about
the ghost fucker goes first?
324
00:13:18,508 --> 00:13:19,926
Yeah, I...
325
00:13:20,969 --> 00:13:24,013
uh... [sighs] su... sure.
326
00:13:24,639 --> 00:13:25,473
Um...
327
00:13:26,391 --> 00:13:29,686
Hi, Gam-Gam, I'm Justin,
and this is my...
328
00:13:31,187 --> 00:13:32,313
this is Riley.
329
00:13:33,022 --> 00:13:35,024
Uh, but that mustache
is all for you.
330
00:13:36,067 --> 00:13:38,236
I'm sorry.
I know, I can't help it. Um...
331
00:13:38,778 --> 00:13:41,823
So, we met last summer,
which I know doesn't seem
332
00:13:41,823 --> 00:13:44,450
like a very long time,
but, you know,
333
00:13:44,450 --> 00:13:46,286
in gay years,
that's like a straight five.
334
00:13:46,286 --> 00:13:47,370
Maybe even like a seven.
335
00:13:48,204 --> 00:13:51,457
Um, and Riley is...
336
00:13:55,086 --> 00:13:56,004
...pretty great.
337
00:13:58,548 --> 00:14:00,091
Which totally
freaked me out.
338
00:14:01,634 --> 00:14:03,261
'Cause the men in my life,
you know,
339
00:14:03,261 --> 00:14:04,971
they haven't
always been there for me.
340
00:14:04,971 --> 00:14:06,764
And whenever
I would get close to a guy,
341
00:14:06,764 --> 00:14:09,142
I just developed
this really obnoxious habit
342
00:14:09,142 --> 00:14:10,351
of running the other way...
343
00:14:11,352 --> 00:14:13,855
which meant that I was the only
one that could let me down.
344
00:14:14,856 --> 00:14:15,773
And I don't know.
345
00:14:17,233 --> 00:14:19,277
You know, I don't know
346
00:14:19,277 --> 00:14:21,029
if we're gonna
be together forever.
347
00:14:24,032 --> 00:14:26,367
And Riley is about to take
the art world by storm.
348
00:14:27,493 --> 00:14:29,495
His work's been described
as if Cindy Sherman
349
00:14:29,495 --> 00:14:30,997
and Amy Sedaris
had an Etsy page,
350
00:14:30,997 --> 00:14:34,542
which is actually
very correct.
351
00:14:34,542 --> 00:14:35,543
[soft laugh]
352
00:14:36,336 --> 00:14:37,754
You read my reviews?
353
00:14:38,838 --> 00:14:40,214
I read every single one.
354
00:14:41,424 --> 00:14:43,468
- There was only one.
- Yeah.
355
00:14:43,468 --> 00:14:46,429
I remember meeting Jayne
like it was yesterday, Gam-Gam.
356
00:14:46,429 --> 00:14:48,556
- Wayne.
- Er, sh, I got it.
357
00:14:50,099 --> 00:14:53,353
CSIS had just promoted me
to head assassin, right?
358
00:14:53,353 --> 00:14:54,937
[Phoebe] Oh!
359
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,773
Back then,
I had ice in my veins,
360
00:14:56,773 --> 00:14:59,317
and, uh...
and early onset diabeetus,
361
00:14:59,317 --> 00:15:02,195
which they overlooked,
because my kill shot
362
00:15:02,195 --> 00:15:04,238
made Liam Neeson
look like a pussycat.
363
00:15:04,238 --> 00:15:05,490
Oh...
364
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:10,745
But my... my job took me to
some dark and dangerous places.
365
00:15:13,498 --> 00:15:16,918
So, for the safety of my family
and friends, I had to...
366
00:15:16,918 --> 00:15:18,878
I had to disappear forever.
367
00:15:18,878 --> 00:15:20,546
[sighs]
368
00:15:22,173 --> 00:15:24,258
So, at a roadside bar
on this very lake...
369
00:15:25,218 --> 00:15:27,762
[sighs] that's where I had
my "Going Underground" party.
370
00:15:27,762 --> 00:15:30,682
[guitar instrumental playing]
371
00:15:30,682 --> 00:15:34,310
That's where I saw
this majestic goddess
372
00:15:34,310 --> 00:15:35,978
for the first time.
373
00:15:37,188 --> 00:15:39,357
She was riding the crap
out of a mechanical bull.
374
00:15:39,357 --> 00:15:41,234
[purring]
375
00:15:43,444 --> 00:15:45,738
The ice in my veins melted.
[snaps] Instantly.
376
00:15:46,364 --> 00:15:48,074
I couldn't be
an assassin again.
377
00:15:48,825 --> 00:15:50,910
I mean,
I was blinded by love, or...
378
00:15:51,828 --> 00:15:52,995
maybe, it was the diabeetus.
379
00:15:54,247 --> 00:15:55,248
[sighs]
380
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:58,209
One thing's for sure,
I knew my calling in life.
381
00:15:59,752 --> 00:16:01,295
My job was
to make Jaynie happy.
382
00:16:01,796 --> 00:16:03,464
[sighs]
383
00:16:04,340 --> 00:16:06,426
- [phone ringing loudly]
- [all gasp]
384
00:16:06,426 --> 00:16:09,804
Well! That will be Gam-Gam
with her decision.
385
00:16:09,804 --> 00:16:11,806
We keep a rotary dial
just for her.
386
00:16:12,348 --> 00:16:13,391
Excuse me.
387
00:16:17,770 --> 00:16:18,980
[imitates gunshots blasting]
388
00:16:20,648 --> 00:16:21,816
Right between the eyes.
389
00:16:22,567 --> 00:16:24,318
Diabetes.
390
00:16:24,318 --> 00:16:25,862
It's diabetes.
391
00:16:25,862 --> 00:16:28,281
Seemed like you
and that supervisor
392
00:16:28,281 --> 00:16:30,742
had a close
working relationship.
393
00:16:30,742 --> 00:16:33,077
Yeah, it was actually,
two rangers
394
00:16:33,077 --> 00:16:34,328
I could have gone with.
395
00:16:34,328 --> 00:16:35,997
Think I chose
the wrong one.
396
00:16:35,997 --> 00:16:39,083
- Mmm, what makes you say that?
- Oh, it's...
397
00:16:40,710 --> 00:16:42,670
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, you're mirroring.
398
00:16:42,670 --> 00:16:44,422
You promised
you'd stop therapizing me.
399
00:16:44,422 --> 00:16:46,132
What... what
am I supposed to do?
400
00:16:46,132 --> 00:16:47,925
How else will you see
that it's a bad idea
401
00:16:47,925 --> 00:16:50,219
- to date your supervisor?
- You were Dad's thesis advisor.
402
00:16:50,219 --> 00:16:53,473
- For one year!
- Is that... is that Naomi?
403
00:16:53,473 --> 00:16:55,266
Oh, Maisy.
What brings you here?
404
00:16:55,808 --> 00:16:57,727
Oh, I was just
going for a little dip.
405
00:16:57,727 --> 00:17:00,605
Oh, do you always
go swimming fully dressed?
406
00:17:00,605 --> 00:17:02,440
I needed a break
from my mother.
407
00:17:02,815 --> 00:17:05,067
Oh, Billie told me
about her diagnosis.
408
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:07,028
- I was sorry to hear it.
- Oh, don't be.
409
00:17:07,028 --> 00:17:09,363
I've been praying for it
for many, many years.
410
00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:11,032
Why are you dressed
like a zookeeper?
411
00:17:11,616 --> 00:17:14,118
Oh, I'm doing tours
for Parks Canada,
412
00:17:14,118 --> 00:17:15,870
and we are actually,
in the middle of one now,
413
00:17:15,870 --> 00:17:17,413
so we should
pick this up later.
414
00:17:18,539 --> 00:17:19,582
And you're buying this?
415
00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:22,001
I'm sure my daughter,
416
00:17:22,001 --> 00:17:23,294
whose mother
worked very hard with her
417
00:17:23,294 --> 00:17:24,545
to get
an important internship,
418
00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:26,047
wouldn't keep
anything from me.
419
00:17:26,047 --> 00:17:27,423
Yeah, no. Great.
We're on the same page.
420
00:17:27,423 --> 00:17:28,382
So, let's go.
421
00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:30,092
Oh, so you don't know
422
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,886
that Billie
ditched her internship
423
00:17:31,886 --> 00:17:34,263
for baby's first Burning Man,
and then she got fired.
424
00:17:35,473 --> 00:17:37,016
Billie,
what is she talking about?
425
00:17:38,142 --> 00:17:39,977
Tree planting.
She lasted two days.
426
00:17:39,977 --> 00:17:41,604
A week and two days.
427
00:17:41,604 --> 00:17:43,940
I thought we were past
keeping secrets, Billie.
428
00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:45,566
You would have never
let me tree plant, Mom.
429
00:17:45,566 --> 00:17:47,360
Because it
would have been a mistake.
430
00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:48,611
Yeah, but my mistake.
431
00:17:48,611 --> 00:17:50,363
"Oh, wah, wah, wah,
432
00:17:50,363 --> 00:17:52,240
my parents
are invested in my future."
433
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,825
Don't you come for me, Nell.
434
00:17:53,825 --> 00:17:55,409
If you want
to make your own mistakes,
435
00:17:55,409 --> 00:17:56,702
start by owning them.
436
00:17:56,702 --> 00:17:58,246
Oh, like you do.
437
00:17:58,246 --> 00:18:00,957
Going for a dip fully clothed
like a crazy person?
438
00:18:00,957 --> 00:18:02,041
Enough!
439
00:18:04,794 --> 00:18:06,796
- Sit.
- What... me?
440
00:18:06,796 --> 00:18:09,215
Yeah, you, her,
sit in the ship.
441
00:18:09,215 --> 00:18:11,133
- It's a canoe.
- I don't care what it is.
442
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,343
- Get in the boat.
- Okay.
443
00:18:12,927 --> 00:18:14,720
Wayne did it!
444
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,514
He saved the boathouse.
445
00:18:17,431 --> 00:18:19,308
We'll call it Wayne Manor.
446
00:18:19,308 --> 00:18:23,271
Uh, I saved the boathouse.
We're calling it The Lovehouse.
447
00:18:23,271 --> 00:18:25,481
- That sounds like a brothel.
- The Joyhouse?
448
00:18:25,481 --> 00:18:26,649
So much worse.
449
00:18:26,649 --> 00:18:29,235
Um, I just got
an anonymous call
450
00:18:29,235 --> 00:18:30,820
saying that you all
know each other,
451
00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:33,239
and you wanna
tear down Gam-Gam's cottage
452
00:18:33,239 --> 00:18:34,574
to build
some kind of group home?
453
00:18:34,574 --> 00:18:35,908
- What?
- [Wayne] No.
454
00:18:35,908 --> 00:18:37,368
- That's crazy.
- No!
455
00:18:37,368 --> 00:18:38,411
[talking over each other]
456
00:18:38,411 --> 00:18:40,371
Gam-Gam hates liars.
457
00:18:40,371 --> 00:18:43,583
- [all gasp]
- [eerie instrumental playing]
458
00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:45,585
- [Phoebe] You'd better go.
- Go.
459
00:18:45,585 --> 00:18:47,503
[Phoebe] Get out. Get out!
460
00:18:47,503 --> 00:18:49,297
- I can't get my jacket on!
- Leave!
461
00:18:49,297 --> 00:18:50,715
[Justin] I can't get
my jacket on!
462
00:18:50,715 --> 00:18:52,550
- [screaming] Leave!
- [indistinct screaming]
463
00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:54,886
Let's start
with why we're here.
464
00:18:55,428 --> 00:18:57,847
Please remember
to use "I" statements.
465
00:18:58,598 --> 00:19:00,766
Maisy,
won't you go first?
466
00:19:01,893 --> 00:19:04,937
I am here because my mom
told the truth
467
00:19:04,937 --> 00:19:07,481
for the third time in her life,
and I'm supposed to feel bad,
468
00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:09,358
because she's actually,
really dying?
469
00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:12,028
When has anyone ever
been able to make you feel bad?
470
00:19:12,028 --> 00:19:13,946
- About anything?
- "I" statements, please.
471
00:19:14,780 --> 00:19:16,073
Fine. [sighs]
472
00:19:18,618 --> 00:19:20,620
I think that Maisy
is a textbook narcissist
473
00:19:20,620 --> 00:19:22,163
who is using her issues
with her mom
474
00:19:22,163 --> 00:19:24,248
to justify doing
whatever the eff she wants.
475
00:19:24,916 --> 00:19:28,961
Okay, well, I think that Billie
is a sucky little baby
476
00:19:28,961 --> 00:19:30,713
who blames her mom
for smothering her,
477
00:19:30,713 --> 00:19:33,299
instead of admitting she stayed
for tree planter tail.
478
00:19:33,299 --> 00:19:35,217
Maybe we put a pin
in the "I" statements.
479
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:37,053
I'm sorry,
I'm a sucky baby?
480
00:19:37,053 --> 00:19:39,597
Your mom is dying, and she just
wants to make it right with you.
481
00:19:39,597 --> 00:19:41,057
By stealing my children
like a witch.
482
00:19:41,057 --> 00:19:42,767
Maybe, they just like being
with someone
483
00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:44,393
who isn't worried
about who they should be,
484
00:19:44,393 --> 00:19:45,811
but is cool with who they are.
485
00:19:45,811 --> 00:19:47,438
From the girl
whose mom is so cool
486
00:19:47,438 --> 00:19:48,940
she trusts her with Justin,
487
00:19:48,940 --> 00:19:50,983
a man with the self-awareness
of a Polly Pocket.
488
00:19:50,983 --> 00:19:53,027
Maisy, you can't get past
the stuff with your mom,
489
00:19:53,027 --> 00:19:54,862
because if you did,
you'd lose your trauma card,
490
00:19:54,862 --> 00:19:57,281
and your free pass to be the
biggest bitch on the lake, okay?
491
00:19:57,281 --> 00:19:58,658
Sorry, Mom.
492
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,077
Maybe not the words
I would have chosen.
493
00:20:01,077 --> 00:20:03,996
We'll talk about properly
framing a diagnosis at home...
494
00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:06,666
But my baby's not wrong.
495
00:20:11,128 --> 00:20:13,589
[sighs] My insurance
only covers an hour,
496
00:20:13,589 --> 00:20:15,132
so I better be getting home.
497
00:20:15,132 --> 00:20:17,843
My mother's blood sugar
isn't gonna spike itself.
498
00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:19,095
I can show myself out.
499
00:20:27,645 --> 00:20:29,313
That's what
we call a breakthrough.
500
00:20:29,313 --> 00:20:33,317
[light pop music plays]
501
00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:36,946
Who would want
to blow a shot
502
00:20:36,946 --> 00:20:38,531
at finding a new home
for the boathouse?
503
00:20:38,531 --> 00:20:40,950
Probably, the same person
who stole Jaynie's spare,
504
00:20:40,950 --> 00:20:43,369
nailed her tires, because they
hate Tegan and Sara?
505
00:20:43,369 --> 00:20:45,162
Or because they hate
the boathouse,
506
00:20:45,162 --> 00:20:46,706
but who could hate
the boathouse?
507
00:20:47,331 --> 00:20:49,208
You know,
ruining the talent show,
508
00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:51,627
and tipping "Fo-ee-bee" off,
that could be a pattern.
509
00:20:51,627 --> 00:20:54,213
If someone
is trying to stop us
510
00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:56,507
from bringing
the boathouse back,
511
00:20:56,507 --> 00:20:59,593
then maybe they could've
burnt it down, too.
512
00:21:00,177 --> 00:21:01,512
Holy balls.
513
00:21:02,596 --> 00:21:05,349
Justin said someone used
his fireworks to start the fire.
514
00:21:07,852 --> 00:21:09,812
Which means they were a guest
at our wedding.
515
00:21:11,147 --> 00:21:12,815
Which also means?
516
00:21:14,066 --> 00:21:15,860
There's an arsonator
among us.
517
00:21:15,860 --> 00:21:18,195
- And?
- And Justin was right.
518
00:21:18,195 --> 00:21:21,365
Oh, God, there it is!
519
00:21:21,365 --> 00:21:22,908
- Yeah.
- I think we parked up here.
520
00:21:22,908 --> 00:21:24,201
- Okay.
- God!
521
00:21:24,952 --> 00:21:27,163
It's just been,
like, a really...
522
00:21:27,913 --> 00:21:29,874
really long summer.
523
00:21:30,416 --> 00:21:31,542
[whispering]
This feels so good.
524
00:21:46,057 --> 00:21:47,850
And where have we been today?
525
00:21:47,850 --> 00:21:49,685
Oh, were you worried
I was missing?
526
00:21:50,311 --> 00:21:52,354
Hardly, I'd be worried
for the sad miscreant
527
00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:53,773
- who tried to grab you.
- [sighs]
528
00:21:55,483 --> 00:21:56,984
Oh, Opal, I'm sorry.
529
00:21:56,984 --> 00:21:58,944
I just get jealous
of you and Nana.
530
00:21:59,653 --> 00:22:01,781
You'll understand someday
when you have kids.
531
00:22:01,781 --> 00:22:03,365
Or corgis.
532
00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:05,284
They're gonna love me
so much more than you.
533
00:22:10,915 --> 00:22:14,794
[calm instrumental playing]
534
00:22:14,794 --> 00:22:17,254
So, did I fool you
even a little bit?
535
00:22:17,254 --> 00:22:19,215
Until you tried
to make me believe
536
00:22:19,215 --> 00:22:21,842
that unqualified hunk
was your boss.
537
00:22:21,842 --> 00:22:24,261
Yeah, he did not read
the handout.
538
00:22:24,261 --> 00:22:25,429
Gotta get better at lying.
539
00:22:26,013 --> 00:22:27,973
That is not the takeaway
I was hoping for.
540
00:22:27,973 --> 00:22:29,391
What you need
to get better at
541
00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:31,018
is giving me
the benefit of the doubt.
542
00:22:31,519 --> 00:22:33,270
You know, it is healthy
to want different things
543
00:22:33,270 --> 00:22:34,730
from your parents,
but it is not okay
544
00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:36,941
to assume that we won't
respect your choices.
545
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:39,276
[sighs] That said...
546
00:22:40,903 --> 00:22:42,238
I think
you made the right one.
547
00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:45,741
Okay, now you're lying
because my tour was trash.
548
00:22:45,741 --> 00:22:46,992
Okay, your tour
may have been fake,
549
00:22:46,992 --> 00:22:48,661
but making me feel safe
was real.
550
00:22:49,328 --> 00:22:51,413
I even peed in the woods.
551
00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:53,833
Making people like me
feel at home in nature
552
00:22:53,833 --> 00:22:54,750
is a real gift.
553
00:22:56,377 --> 00:22:57,628
[Billie] Thanks, Mom.
554
00:22:57,628 --> 00:22:58,504
Come here, baby.
555
00:23:00,756 --> 00:23:02,758
We'll figure out the rest
when you get home.
556
00:23:02,758 --> 00:23:04,844
You have the rest of your life
to pad your CV.
557
00:23:06,095 --> 00:23:07,972
Goodbye, Justin.
558
00:23:07,972 --> 00:23:11,350
And next time, my daughter
asks you to lie for her...
559
00:23:11,350 --> 00:23:13,561
I seek approval
within myself,
560
00:23:13,561 --> 00:23:15,521
and I draw
clear boundaries.
561
00:23:15,521 --> 00:23:17,731
- Mmm-hmm, excellent mirroring.
- Thank you.
562
00:23:17,731 --> 00:23:19,358
- Bye, baby.
- Bye, Mom.
563
00:23:20,776 --> 00:23:23,445
- Bye, Naomi.
- [Naomi] Mrs. Jackson.
564
00:23:25,239 --> 00:23:27,825
- Mrs. Jackson.
- Every time.
565
00:23:27,825 --> 00:23:28,659
[Justin grunts]
566
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:30,828
Does she hate me?
567
00:23:30,828 --> 00:23:34,290
No, she likes
that she's the parenting-do,
568
00:23:34,290 --> 00:23:35,416
and you're
the parenting-don't.
569
00:23:35,416 --> 00:23:36,292
That's great.
570
00:23:37,585 --> 00:23:39,003
Oh, Mom must have
forgotten something.
571
00:23:40,212 --> 00:23:41,255
Oh, hi.
572
00:23:42,423 --> 00:23:43,424
Hi.
573
00:23:44,049 --> 00:23:45,092
Hi.
574
00:23:45,634 --> 00:23:46,802
Hi.
575
00:23:47,386 --> 00:23:48,220
Hi.
576
00:23:48,929 --> 00:23:51,140
Well, I've got a thing
in my room, so...
577
00:23:51,140 --> 00:23:53,142
- Yeah.
- ...I'm just gonna...
578
00:23:53,142 --> 00:23:54,602
- and you two can, uh...
- Mm-hmm.
579
00:23:55,352 --> 00:23:56,979
- Yeah.
- [Justin] Okay.
580
00:23:57,605 --> 00:23:59,106
I just came to grab...
581
00:23:59,106 --> 00:24:00,191
Oh, yeah, the...
582
00:24:00,691 --> 00:24:03,485
from earlier.
583
00:24:07,865 --> 00:24:08,908
So...
584
00:24:09,825 --> 00:24:13,746
there was this thing
in my review about...
585
00:24:14,663 --> 00:24:17,208
[sighs] the artist seeming
uninterested in the victim.
586
00:24:18,042 --> 00:24:21,545
"Choosing instead to draw the
eye to the escaping vehicle."
587
00:24:22,213 --> 00:24:23,839
Yeah, I read it.
588
00:24:25,090 --> 00:24:27,718
I think I did that
when I proposed.
589
00:24:28,802 --> 00:24:31,597
You know,
I threw myself in front of you,
590
00:24:31,597 --> 00:24:33,224
stopped you speeding away.
591
00:24:34,850 --> 00:24:36,435
I was scared
I couldn't keep up.
592
00:24:37,895 --> 00:24:39,021
Riley...
593
00:24:40,814 --> 00:24:42,107
it really was your fault.
594
00:24:44,401 --> 00:24:47,404
And the only accident
that I would speed away from...
595
00:24:48,364 --> 00:24:51,033
is that haircut
and that mustache.
596
00:24:51,033 --> 00:24:52,576
- [Riley] Wow.
- And that earring.
597
00:24:53,118 --> 00:24:54,662
I love the earring.
598
00:24:54,662 --> 00:24:56,372
You look
like budget Harry Styles.
599
00:24:57,248 --> 00:24:59,625
If Gwyneth Paltrow's
vagina candle was an earring,
600
00:24:59,625 --> 00:25:01,919
that...
would be the earring.
601
00:25:01,919 --> 00:25:03,712
[Billie] Are we shit talking
Riley's earring?
602
00:25:03,712 --> 00:25:05,005
- Yes.
- No.
603
00:25:05,547 --> 00:25:08,133
I kinda like it. You look like
Fonzie from "Happy Gays."
604
00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:09,802
- [laughs] Burn.
- Okay.
605
00:25:09,802 --> 00:25:11,303
- I'm leaving now.
- Okay.
606
00:25:12,012 --> 00:25:13,222
You look like
a grandfather clock
607
00:25:13,222 --> 00:25:14,431
from a gay antique store.
608
00:25:14,431 --> 00:25:16,058
Antique stores are gay.
609
00:25:18,227 --> 00:25:20,354
- Can't help myself.
- [Billie chuckles]
610
00:25:20,354 --> 00:25:22,314
Well, that was some
flirty bullying.
611
00:25:22,314 --> 00:25:24,441
Yeah, we learn it
in grade school.
612
00:25:24,441 --> 00:25:26,694
The gays need
a new love language, though.
613
00:25:26,694 --> 00:25:29,822
Hey, quick Q for you,
Missy Lou.
614
00:25:30,739 --> 00:25:33,409
How would you feel about
playing the Mulder to my Scully?
615
00:25:33,409 --> 00:25:35,160
If you just want to wear
shoulder pads again, Justin,
616
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,413
- then wear them.
- No. Well, yeah, but no.
617
00:25:38,289 --> 00:25:41,292
I know
who the boathouse arsonist is,
618
00:25:41,292 --> 00:25:43,627
but I need your help
to get the truth out there.
619
00:25:45,671 --> 00:25:47,548
I can't believe
Lovejoy called it
620
00:25:47,548 --> 00:25:48,882
with the boathouse arsoner.
621
00:25:48,882 --> 00:25:50,384
I know.
622
00:25:50,384 --> 00:25:52,803
Oh, Clementine Farnsworth
is gonna be so pissed.
623
00:25:52,803 --> 00:25:54,638
I wrecked her on LinkedIn
624
00:25:54,638 --> 00:25:56,432
'cause I thought
she nailed my tires.
625
00:25:57,308 --> 00:25:59,435
[giggling]
626
00:26:01,228 --> 00:26:04,106
Maybe, Special Agent Wayne
627
00:26:04,106 --> 00:26:06,817
could come out of retirement
for one last hit?
628
00:26:10,029 --> 00:26:11,780
I'm not gonna kill
Clementine, Jayne.
629
00:26:13,615 --> 00:26:14,992
Oh, you mean sex?
630
00:26:18,370 --> 00:26:19,204
All right.
631
00:26:19,705 --> 00:26:21,623
Good.
Mama needs to nut.
632
00:26:24,418 --> 00:26:25,294
Actually...
633
00:26:26,587 --> 00:26:27,671
I'm gonna pass, Jayne.
634
00:26:29,173 --> 00:26:31,425
[chuckling] Yeah, okay.
635
00:26:35,637 --> 00:26:37,014
I'm not a special agent.
636
00:26:39,058 --> 00:26:41,185
I'm still the same guy you met
637
00:26:41,185 --> 00:26:43,604
puking behind the boathouse
after a bunch of Jägerbombs.
638
00:26:46,023 --> 00:26:46,940
And I am...
639
00:26:47,816 --> 00:26:49,777
I'm really sorry
that I clipped your wings
640
00:26:49,777 --> 00:26:51,320
by just hanging around
all summer.
641
00:26:53,739 --> 00:26:56,075
I didn't mean
to keep you grounded.
642
00:26:56,075 --> 00:26:57,534
I know
you need to fly free.
643
00:26:59,620 --> 00:27:02,247
If you are
playing hard-to-get
644
00:27:02,247 --> 00:27:03,499
it is working.
645
00:27:05,834 --> 00:27:08,337
[Judy Collins:
"Both Sides Now"]
646
00:27:08,337 --> 00:27:09,296
Good night, Jaynie.
647
00:27:11,256 --> 00:27:12,424
You're cleared for takeoff.
648
00:27:13,592 --> 00:27:17,596
♪ Bows and flows of angel hair ♪
649
00:27:17,596 --> 00:27:22,059
♪ And ice cream castles
in the air ♪
650
00:27:22,059 --> 00:27:25,979
♪ And feather canyons
everywhere ♪
651
00:27:25,979 --> 00:27:29,358
♪ I've looked at clouds
that way ♪
652
00:27:29,358 --> 00:27:33,570
♪ But now
they only block the sun ♪
653
00:27:33,570 --> 00:27:35,364
What the fuck?
654
00:27:35,364 --> 00:27:37,950
♪ They rain
and they snow on everyone ♪
655
00:27:37,950 --> 00:27:41,870
♪ So many things
I would have done ♪
656
00:27:41,870 --> 00:27:45,082
♪ But clouds got in my way ♪
657
00:27:45,082 --> 00:27:49,336
♪ I've looked at clouds
from both sides now ♪
658
00:27:49,336 --> 00:27:53,298
♪ From up and down
and still somehow ♪
659
00:27:53,298 --> 00:27:57,219
♪ It's cloud's illusions
I recall ♪
660
00:27:57,219 --> 00:27:59,638
♪ I really don't know ♪
661
00:27:59,638 --> 00:28:04,184
♪ Clouds at all ♪
662
00:28:04,184 --> 00:28:08,021
[held note]
663
00:28:11,191 --> 00:28:15,112
♪ Moons and Junes
and Ferris wheels ♪
664
00:28:15,112 --> 00:28:19,450
♪ The dizzy dancing way
you feel ♪
665
00:28:19,450 --> 00:28:23,454
♪ When every fairy tale
comes real ♪
666
00:28:23,454 --> 00:28:26,832
♪ I've looked
at love that way ♪
667
00:28:26,832 --> 00:28:31,003
♪ But now
it's just another show... ♪