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好,我們再排練一次

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妳爸媽抵達以後
被我高超的寒暄技巧

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以及起司盤迷惑

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我們帶他們參觀妳工作的地方
我會對妳刮目相看

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因為妳對森林的知識
連野外求生專家都自嘆不如

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弗瑞斯特扮演妳可愛的公園管理主管

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妳爸媽相信這個謊言
妳成了最完美的女兒

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或者...

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我們直接說實話

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要是我爸媽發現我撒謊
那我畢業前都會飽受折磨

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我不想成為家醜

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往好處想

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沒人在乎妳是否把黃金年華
浪費在跟咖啡師和酒保嘿咻上

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好戲上場了,快去拿起司!

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天啊

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歡迎!請問要不要來點煙燻口味...

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雷利,你回來了

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從1982年回來

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–嗨
–你非走不可,我爸媽要來

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她跟他們說我們復合了
所以她才能住在這裡

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記得,賈斯丁重新求婚
你們在岩石上辦婚禮

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我唱《你會在我身邊》
我們大笑、賈斯丁哭了

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你做了巧克力塔
賈斯丁的誓詞講了20分鐘

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但雷利,拜託你幫我這個忙

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–我要起司
–別吃軟的那個

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–會放屁
–對

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–但最後的禮服...
–對

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太美了

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超讚

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我們看法一致

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巴黎世家的溯溪鞋
既諷刺又誠懇無比

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我失望到不行

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想搞諷刺的話
去找你媽的髮型師就好了

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真好,蜜西離開後
她的一部分還會留下

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妳沒事吧?自從看到妳媽的檢驗結果
妳什麼話都沒說

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我沒事,我先去準備午餐

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–可以再把早餐當午餐吃嗎?
–你已經成年了!

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我愛妳

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湖畔親情

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爹地原本想來
但他有個病人穿動物衣上班

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當獸控很孤單吧,雷利?

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我現在不做動物了

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我剛展示了一個影集
名叫《肇事逃逸》

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在巴黎,他之前在巴黎
他剛從那邊回來

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–雷利在巴黎?
–對

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對

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–是去婚禮...蜜月
–對

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因為藝術界都為耀眼的新星辦蜜月

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喔

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離這裡不遠,只要半天的車程

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–你開車去巴黎?
–是安大略省

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是加拿大的鵝卵石之都

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那裡...

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很美

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我們把真正的、歐洲的巴黎
留給我們的蜜月

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對不對,親愛的?

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對

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聽起來你們很需要敘舊
比莉和我就讓你們獨處吧

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可是我也要帶賈斯丁跟我們一起參觀

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這對新人需要花時間陪伴對方

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我們母女也需要

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畢竟她們分別已久,非常想念對方

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對,妳們去吧

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–一定會玩得開心
–那好吧

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那麼

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晚餐時我要聽你們的誓詞

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要聽誓詞?

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天啊

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沒問題

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一次一隻腳

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好

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不賴喔,媽

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妳過得如何?

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離開那艘地獄塔可船了
我應該就不會想吐了

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所以我才想要賈斯丁一起來
因為他划槳很穩

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妳不必再裝了
我知道妳在幫賈斯丁掩飾

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他和雷利並沒有復合吧?

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妳怎麼知道?

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那個耳環代表他正在療傷
耳環垂吊的角度露出馬腳

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我知道妳愛賈斯丁

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但放棄夢想工作去幫忙
這種表達方式不好

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真是對不起,媽

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我們需要坦誠相對
妳什麼事都可以告訴我

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兩位女士...

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希望妳們不是在找樹林
因為在下弗瑞斯特就是樹林

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媽,他是我的主管弗瑞斯特布桑

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公園管理員、康普茶釀造人
也是比莉的最大粉絲

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巴恩斯女士,真高興見到妳

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傑克森女士

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謝謝你配合比莉的獨腳戲
真的很夠義氣

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雷利,你離開後我發覺一件事

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我希望我們可以談談
因為我一直在思考...

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你只帶這些?

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我在加油站有衣服

95
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普通款式還是新好男孩居家款式?

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我跟以前不是同一個人了
要是你不能接受...

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比莉?有人在家嗎?

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雷利,我喜歡這身打扮
很有安大略省巴黎風味

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–賈斯丁
–潔恩

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我想請你和我最愛的
青春女強人幫個小忙

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她跟娜歐蜜去參觀公園了

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那就完蛋了

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我幫新船屋找到了完美地點

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可是屋主只肯賣屋給湖區老住戶

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梅西不見蹤影
狐狸精莫琳和垂蛋都不要

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比莉和你假扮情侶是我最後的希望

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首先,好噁,第二,謝謝

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賣家特別說明
“不要貪婪的仲介

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“不要沒靈魂的二手屋翻新人
也不要雷利那種時尚網紅”

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湖區把為船屋找新家的責任
交付給我

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我該怎麼辦?

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潔恩,別這樣

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妳一定會想出辦法的

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妳有那種...當會長的...

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光芒

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是嗎?

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–對
–一閃一閃,誰是明星?

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也許我可以靠意念實現夢想
我的確讀過《祕密》那本書

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我就知道可以仰賴
我的時髦同志麻吉

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好,繼續找房子

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謝謝閨蜜!

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–好耶,天后!
–好耶,女王!

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–我覺得好下流
–那句話脫口而出

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我是湖區老住戶

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有新船屋一定很讚

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–也許我們可以...
–把問題擺一邊?為了船屋著想

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–只是為了船屋
–對

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為了船屋

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對,就是那樣,媽

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弗瑞斯特,可以跟你說句話嗎?

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媽,我馬上回來,我去看行程

132
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–不要把我的包包放地上
–好

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–裝備呢?
–已經運走了

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合約這星期就完成

135
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總部要大本營盡快收拾好

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公司租約快到期了

137
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好吧,快把領子弄好
跟著我見機行事

138
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–好,老大
–不對,你是我老大

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對

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把扣子全部扣上

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開始吧

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好,這個湖的濕地系統很讚

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沼澤、濕地、泥塘和河灣

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–妳可能認為...
–抱歉,妳剛才說泥塘?

145
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泥塘是會讓人陷進去的流沙嗎?

146
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我們不會往那邊去
但海狸棲息地很酷喔

147
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抱歉,你們帶得很棒

148
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但是我需要涉水褲、潛水衣
和狂犬疫苗

149
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免得我掉進海狸窩

150
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所有靴子都被借光了
鴨子大遷徙,吸引很多人來賞鴨

151
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我們可以用封箱膠帶
把塑膠袋黏在靴子上

152
00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:10,051
我們在漉漉地上植樹時
都這樣防止弄濕腳

153
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漉漉地?

154
00:09:11,845 --> 00:09:16,933
不如今天跳過沼澤吧?
我們做點更適合新手的事

155
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–好啊
–比方說...

156
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我們可以覓食

157
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覓什麼?

158
00:09:25,859 --> 00:09:28,361
樹根、堅果、菇類?

159
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菇類不是有毒嗎?

160
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只有六小時

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幸運的話啦

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天啊

163
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菲比,這地方真的好美

164
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–其實應該念弗依比
–抱歉,一定常被人念錯

165
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你們是第一個

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真希望我能保留奶奶的小屋
但我們住在西邊

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你們在一起多久了?

168
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感覺像一輩子了

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只是因為他的頭髮凍結在過去

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在外面走走吧,我在裡面等你們

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好

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00:10:04,564 --> 00:10:06,649
想要成功的話
就別再開頭髮的玩笑了

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對不起,有件事我想跟你說

174
00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:12,822
但每次一開口都變成
“為何要留鬍子?”

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00:10:12,822 --> 00:10:15,575
你們在這裡做什麼?

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00:10:16,034 --> 00:10:16,868
–嘿...
–嗨

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00:10:18,703 --> 00:10:22,040
想拯救船屋啊,你們又來做什麼?

178
00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:25,627
展現我的光芒
你們想搶我鋒頭嗎?

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有搶鋒頭的味道喔

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是雷利啦,我早叫他不要吃布里起司

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00:10:30,799 --> 00:10:32,884
我們想支持妳啊

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所以決定假扮幸福情侶嗎?
你們想搶走我的功勞

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潔恩...

184
00:10:38,598 --> 00:10:41,976
我們可以一起努力

185
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–我們分別假裝幸福
–誰假裝了?

186
00:10:44,979 --> 00:10:47,482
就能讓得到這裡的機率加倍

187
00:10:47,982 --> 00:10:51,903
你要我把重任交給
同志人體火炬和喬治麥可?

188
00:10:54,030 --> 00:10:56,616
聽起來泡泡袖怕競爭哦

189
00:10:56,616 --> 00:10:59,536
拜託,我們比你們更像假夫妻吧

190
00:10:59,536 --> 00:11:01,287
我假裝了好多年

191
00:11:01,287 --> 00:11:03,248
要不要來打賭?

192
00:11:03,248 --> 00:11:04,332
假裝什麼?

193
00:11:04,332 --> 00:11:09,379
那樣更好,誰買到房子
就可以替新船屋取名字

194
00:11:09,754 --> 00:11:11,297
金髮女,準備接受挑戰吧

195
00:11:11,297 --> 00:11:13,007
大鵰俠,放馬過來

196
00:11:14,134 --> 00:11:17,095
韋恩,那是讚美

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00:11:20,765 --> 00:11:22,851
開什麼玩笑?當然

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–當然
–康普妹,我們走運了

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好,這個可以煮成茶

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而且跟牛排超搭

201
00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:32,986
我們現在也覓牛排了嗎?

202
00:11:33,528 --> 00:11:35,864
好吧,B計畫

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我吃掉巧克力,這樣更逼真

204
00:11:43,204 --> 00:11:44,038
來

205
00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:48,668
巴西堅果和枸杞?
我們是騙子,弗瑞斯特

206
00:11:48,668 --> 00:11:49,919
難道我們不算是嗎?

207
00:11:50,879 --> 00:11:51,796
這個...

208
00:11:55,592 --> 00:12:00,346
去吧,我去跟她說
發生毒橡樹緊急事件,所以你先走了

209
00:12:01,055 --> 00:12:02,807
–好,讚
–好

210
00:12:02,932 --> 00:12:05,226
–我們還要先喝酒再去舞會嗎?
–當然

211
00:12:05,226 --> 00:12:06,311
好

212
00:12:07,145 --> 00:12:09,522
糟糕,對不起,忘了我是妳老大

213
00:12:14,819 --> 00:12:16,070
看看我們覓食到什麼

214
00:12:17,030 --> 00:12:19,115
原來還是蔓越莓乾的季節啊

215
00:12:26,206 --> 00:12:31,169
我只是很高興你們都是湖區老住戶
奶奶也會很高興的

216
00:12:31,169 --> 00:12:33,463
她就是在這個房間過世的

217
00:12:33,463 --> 00:12:38,259
她要我保證會把房子賣給
深愛湖區也深愛對方的人

218
00:12:38,968 --> 00:12:42,805
奶奶想要一輛特斯拉車
不過我們稍後再談價錢吧

219
00:12:43,765 --> 00:12:47,644
我們來先聽聽你們的故事
你們是誰、怎麼認識的

220
00:12:47,644 --> 00:12:49,938
很抱歉,妳剛才一直說“我們”

221
00:12:49,938 --> 00:12:51,814
我和奶奶啊

222
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:53,274
她都在聽喔

223
00:12:54,442 --> 00:12:56,819
–不會吧
–好可怕

224
00:12:57,737 --> 00:13:01,574
韋恩和我之前還在說
我們很喜歡鬼魂

225
00:13:01,574 --> 00:13:02,825
對

226
00:13:04,327 --> 00:13:07,080
–不是指上床那種,放心
–不

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00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:08,081
不是

228
00:13:08,081 --> 00:13:10,792
因為有些人可能愛那調調

229
00:13:14,128 --> 00:13:18,925
奶奶生前很變態
所以就讓跟鬼上床的人先說好了

230
00:13:18,925 --> 00:13:19,842
好,我...

231
00:13:23,096 --> 00:13:23,972
沒問題

232
00:13:26,266 --> 00:13:29,811
奶奶,我是賈斯丁,他是我的...

233
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:32,313
他叫雷利

234
00:13:33,481 --> 00:13:35,483
但鬍子可以送妳

235
00:13:36,276 --> 00:13:38,111
抱歉,我知道,我忍不住

236
00:13:38,778 --> 00:13:43,032
我們是去年夏天認識的
我知道那不算久

237
00:13:43,032 --> 00:13:46,119
但以同志年份來說,已經算五年了

238
00:13:46,119 --> 00:13:47,412
說不定是七年

239
00:13:49,205 --> 00:13:51,332
雷利他...

240
00:13:55,086 --> 00:13:56,087
人很棒

241
00:13:58,506 --> 00:14:00,216
我卻被嚇到了

242
00:14:01,509 --> 00:14:04,721
因為我人生中的男人
並沒有在我身邊支持我

243
00:14:04,721 --> 00:14:07,849
只要我接近一個男人,就會興起

244
00:14:07,849 --> 00:14:10,351
想逃避的討厭習慣

245
00:14:11,269 --> 00:14:13,813
因為這麼做代表只有我能讓自己失望

246
00:14:14,814 --> 00:14:16,024
我不知道...

247
00:14:17,233 --> 00:14:18,568
我不知道

248
00:14:19,277 --> 00:14:21,571
我們是否能廝守到永遠

249
00:14:23,990 --> 00:14:26,618
雷利即將在藝術界平步青雲

250
00:14:27,285 --> 00:14:31,873
人家形容他的作品是欣蒂雪曼
和艾米塞達里斯的創作結合

251
00:14:31,873 --> 00:14:33,875
形容得再正確不過

252
00:14:36,336 --> 00:14:37,712
你看了我的評論

253
00:14:38,838 --> 00:14:40,173
每一則都看了

254
00:14:41,466 --> 00:14:43,384
–總共只有一則
–對

255
00:14:43,384 --> 00:14:46,554
遇到潔恩的情形
彷彿就像昨天那麼清晰,奶奶

256
00:14:46,554 --> 00:14:48,640
–韋恩
–交給我

257
00:14:50,183 --> 00:14:53,853
安全情報局才剛提拔我當頭號刺客

258
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,773
那時的我冷血無情

259
00:14:56,773 --> 00:15:00,193
還有早發性糖糖病
但這件事他們沒注意到

260
00:15:00,818 --> 00:15:04,197
因為我的神準暗殺技
讓連恩尼森都自愧不如

261
00:15:07,325 --> 00:15:10,578
但因為工作我需要去危險黑暗的地方

262
00:15:13,539 --> 00:15:16,959
所以為了保障親友的安全,我只好...

263
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,836
永遠消失

264
00:15:22,131 --> 00:15:24,550
就在這座湖畔的路邊酒吧...

265
00:15:25,635 --> 00:15:28,304
我舉辦了人間蒸發派對

266
00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:32,016
就在那裡我看到了這位

267
00:15:32,642 --> 00:15:34,268
威嚴的女神

268
00:15:34,852 --> 00:15:36,187
那是我們第一次見面

269
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:39,399
她正在騎機器公牛

270
00:15:43,361 --> 00:15:45,697
我體內的冷血立刻融化了

271
00:15:46,406 --> 00:15:48,324
我再也不能當殺手了

272
00:15:48,825 --> 00:15:51,619
愛情使我盲目,不然...

273
00:15:51,619 --> 00:15:53,413
也可能是糖糖病

274
00:15:55,873 --> 00:15:58,668
但有件事是確定的
我的人生有了目標

275
00:15:59,711 --> 00:16:01,713
我的職責就是讓潔恩幸福

276
00:16:06,426 --> 00:16:09,721
一定是奶奶做出決定了

277
00:16:09,721 --> 00:16:11,764
我們特地為她保留轉盤式電話

278
00:16:12,306 --> 00:16:13,391
失陪一下

279
00:16:20,565 --> 00:16:22,483
一槍正中紅心啦

280
00:16:22,483 --> 00:16:23,609
那叫糖尿病

281
00:16:24,277 --> 00:16:25,778
糖尿病

282
00:16:25,778 --> 00:16:30,616
看樣子妳和那位主管
有很親密的工作關係

283
00:16:30,616 --> 00:16:34,203
對,其實我有兩位管理員可以選

284
00:16:34,203 --> 00:16:35,955
我好像選錯人了

285
00:16:36,998 --> 00:16:38,374
妳為什麼這樣說?

286
00:16:40,710 --> 00:16:44,422
天啊!妳在鏡射
妳保證過不會拿我當諮詢對象的

287
00:16:44,422 --> 00:16:48,843
不然我能怎麼辦?
跟主管談戀愛不是好事

288
00:16:48,843 --> 00:16:51,012
–妳當年就是爸的顧問
–只當了一年

289
00:16:51,012 --> 00:16:53,181
那是...是娜歐蜜嗎?

290
00:16:53,765 --> 00:16:57,727
–梅西,妳來做什麼?
–我只是去游泳

291
00:16:58,311 --> 00:17:00,521
妳都穿衣服游泳嗎?

292
00:17:00,521 --> 00:17:02,857
我需要暫時擺脫我媽

293
00:17:02,857 --> 00:17:05,943
比莉跟我說了她的診斷,我很遺憾

294
00:17:05,943 --> 00:17:09,197
不必啦,這件事我祈禱好多年了

295
00:17:09,197 --> 00:17:11,491
妳為什麼打扮得像動物園管理員?

296
00:17:12,033 --> 00:17:14,076
我正在做加拿大公園導覽

297
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:17,830
我們進行到一半,待會還要繼續

298
00:17:18,414 --> 00:17:19,540
妳相信這一套?

299
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:24,420
我這個做母親的
幫女兒弄到了實習工作

300
00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:25,797
我相信她不會對我有所隱瞞

301
00:17:25,797 --> 00:17:28,299
對,這點我們很有共識,走吧

302
00:17:29,133 --> 00:17:32,970
所以妳不知道比莉為了火人祭
放棄了實習機會?

303
00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:34,222
後來她還被解雇

304
00:17:35,431 --> 00:17:36,974
她說什麼?

305
00:17:38,142 --> 00:17:41,521
–植樹,她只撐了兩天
–一星期又兩天

306
00:17:41,521 --> 00:17:43,773
比莉,我以為我們沒有祕密了

307
00:17:43,773 --> 00:17:47,276
–妳絕對不會答應我植樹的
–那會是錯誤決定!

308
00:17:47,276 --> 00:17:48,528
但會是我的錯誤

309
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:53,699
–“我爸媽很關心我的未來”
–不要找我麻煩

310
00:17:53,699 --> 00:17:56,828
如果妳想犯錯,就要有膽承認

311
00:17:56,828 --> 00:18:00,873
跟妳一樣嗎?穿衣服跳湖游泳
像個瘋子一樣?

312
00:18:00,873 --> 00:18:01,999
夠了!

313
00:18:04,877 --> 00:18:06,712
–坐下
–什麼?我嗎?

314
00:18:06,712 --> 00:18:09,215
妳、她,都坐到船上去

315
00:18:09,215 --> 00:18:12,844
–那是獨木舟,好啦
–我不管那叫什麼,進去

316
00:18:13,469 --> 00:18:17,348
韋恩辦到了!我們拯救了船屋

317
00:18:17,348 --> 00:18:19,267
可以取名為韋恩莊園

318
00:18:19,809 --> 00:18:23,145
是我救了船屋,可以取名愛情屋

319
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:24,438
聽起來像妓院

320
00:18:24,438 --> 00:18:26,566
–那歡歡屋呢?
–更爛

321
00:18:27,441 --> 00:18:30,862
我剛才接到一通匿名電話
那人說你們互相認識

322
00:18:30,862 --> 00:18:34,490
而且你們想把奶奶的房子拆除
改建成團體之家?

323
00:18:34,490 --> 00:18:37,285
–什麼?太誇張了
–沒有

324
00:18:37,285 --> 00:18:38,494
惡作劇電話

325
00:18:38,494 --> 00:18:40,246
奶奶最討厭騙子!

326
00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:44,542
你們走吧

327
00:18:45,585 --> 00:18:47,837
出去!

328
00:18:47,837 --> 00:18:50,172
–我外套穿不上去
–出去!

329
00:18:53,384 --> 00:18:57,805
先從目前狀況開始說
請記得用“我”來開頭

330
00:18:58,639 --> 00:19:00,516
梅西,不如妳先開始

331
00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:06,314
我到這裡來,因為我媽
說出生平第三次真話

332
00:19:06,314 --> 00:19:09,233
她快死了,我就應該覺得難過?

333
00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:12,945
妳什麼時候為別人難過了?

334
00:19:12,945 --> 00:19:13,905
要用“我”開頭

335
00:19:14,780 --> 00:19:16,032
好

336
00:19:18,618 --> 00:19:20,578
我認為梅西是自戀狂

337
00:19:20,578 --> 00:19:24,206
把她跟她媽媽的問題當藉口
來做她想做的事

338
00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:26,792
好,那我認為

339
00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:30,671
比莉長不大,怪媽媽讓她喘不過氣

340
00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:33,257
不承認自己為了嘿咻才留下

341
00:19:33,257 --> 00:19:35,259
晚點再用“我”開頭好了

342
00:19:35,259 --> 00:19:39,138
我是鬧脾氣的娃娃?
妳媽只是想跟妳和好

343
00:19:39,138 --> 00:19:41,015
但卻像女巫一樣想偷走我的孩子

344
00:19:41,015 --> 00:19:45,186
也許他們只是喜歡
對方能接受他們的真實模樣

345
00:19:45,186 --> 00:19:50,942
妳媽媽信任跟洋娃娃一樣
沒自覺的賈斯丁,還有資格說我!

346
00:19:50,942 --> 00:19:54,695
妳放不下妳媽這關
因為妳就會不能再拿創傷

347
00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:57,239
當妳耍賤的正當藉口

348
00:19:57,782 --> 00:19:58,616
抱歉,媽媽

349
00:19:58,616 --> 00:20:04,080
我或許不會用這些字眼
我們晚點再談包裝診斷

350
00:20:05,122 --> 00:20:06,624
但我的寶貝沒說錯

351
00:20:11,837 --> 00:20:15,049
我的保險只給付一小時,我先回家了

352
00:20:15,049 --> 00:20:19,512
我媽的血糖不會自己提升
別送我了,我自己走就好

353
00:20:27,561 --> 00:20:29,230
真有突破

354
00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:38,489
誰會想破壞我們得到船屋的機會?

355
00:20:38,489 --> 00:20:43,202
也是那人刺破潔恩的輪胎
因為他討厭泰根和莎拉

356
00:20:43,369 --> 00:20:46,914
或者他討厭船屋
但誰會討厭船屋呢?

357
00:20:47,498 --> 00:20:51,544
破壞才藝表演,向弗依比告密
兩者可能有關聯

358
00:20:51,544 --> 00:20:56,340
如果有人想阻止我們修復船屋

359
00:20:56,340 --> 00:20:59,552
那或許也會想燒毀船屋

360
00:21:00,136 --> 00:21:01,512
天啊

361
00:21:02,513 --> 00:21:05,850
賈斯丁說過
有人利用他的煙火來起火

362
00:21:07,810 --> 00:21:09,770
那人是我們婚禮的來賓

363
00:21:11,063 --> 00:21:12,773
那就表示?

364
00:21:14,150 --> 00:21:16,777
–我們當中有人縱火
–還有呢?

365
00:21:17,486 --> 00:21:18,654
還有賈斯丁說對了

366
00:21:19,613 --> 00:21:21,949
–天啊,總算聽到了!
–對

367
00:21:21,949 --> 00:21:23,993
–我們把車停在這
–天啊!

368
00:21:25,202 --> 00:21:29,665
這個夏天真的好漫長!

369
00:21:30,374 --> 00:21:32,126
感覺太棒了

370
00:21:46,140 --> 00:21:50,061
–今天去哪裡啦?
–你擔心我失蹤了嗎?

371
00:21:50,061 --> 00:21:50,978
才沒有

372
00:21:50,978 --> 00:21:54,482
我會比較擔心那個綁架妳的惡棍

373
00:21:55,441 --> 00:21:58,861
歐寶兒,對不起
我只是嫉妒你和奶奶

374
00:21:59,695 --> 00:22:01,655
等你有了小孩或柯基犬以後

375
00:22:01,655 --> 00:22:02,573
你就會懂了

376
00:22:03,157 --> 00:22:05,701
他們會比你更愛我

377
00:22:15,127 --> 00:22:17,129
我有沒有唬到妳?

378
00:22:17,129 --> 00:22:21,759
一直到妳想要我相信
那個不合格的大塊頭是妳老闆前

379
00:22:21,759 --> 00:22:25,387
他沒看講義,我應該磨練撒謊技巧

380
00:22:25,930 --> 00:22:27,932
這可不是我想聽的感想

381
00:22:27,932 --> 00:22:30,893
妳應該對我這個媽媽更有信心

382
00:22:31,352 --> 00:22:33,813
想要的事跟爸媽的不同很健康

383
00:22:33,813 --> 00:22:36,941
但假定我們不會尊重妳的選擇
就不健康了

384
00:22:38,234 --> 00:22:39,151
話說回來...

385
00:22:40,778 --> 00:22:45,616
–我覺得妳做了正確決定
–現在妳在撒謊了,我的導覽爛透了

386
00:22:45,616 --> 00:22:49,203
妳的導覽或許是假的
但讓我感覺安全卻是真的

387
00:22:49,203 --> 00:22:51,288
我甚至在樹林裡尿尿了

388
00:22:51,288 --> 00:22:54,959
讓我這樣的人覺得
在大自然很自在是真正的贈禮

389
00:22:56,335 --> 00:22:57,461
謝謝,媽媽

390
00:22:57,461 --> 00:22:58,504
過來,寶貝

391
00:23:00,589 --> 00:23:02,675
等妳回家我們再把事情釐清

392
00:23:02,675 --> 00:23:05,427
妳有一輩子的時間
可以讓履歷表變得更豐富

393
00:23:06,679 --> 00:23:07,888
賈斯丁,再見

394
00:23:07,888 --> 00:23:11,308
下次我女兒請你幫她圓謊...

395
00:23:11,308 --> 00:23:15,479
我會捫心自問,不會越界

396
00:23:15,479 --> 00:23:17,648
–很讚的鏡射
–謝謝

397
00:23:17,648 --> 00:23:19,441
–再見,寶貝
–再見,媽媽

398
00:23:20,860 --> 00:23:21,944
再見,娜歐蜜

399
00:23:21,944 --> 00:23:23,445
叫我傑克森女士

400
00:23:25,156 --> 00:23:26,949
傑克森女士

401
00:23:26,949 --> 00:23:27,867
每次都這樣

402
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:30,828
她討厭我嗎?

403
00:23:30,828 --> 00:23:35,291
不,她喜歡她是好父母
你是爛父母

404
00:23:35,291 --> 00:23:36,417
好極了

405
00:23:37,501 --> 00:23:39,587
媽媽一定是忘了東西

406
00:23:40,462 --> 00:23:41,505
嗨

407
00:23:42,298 --> 00:23:43,382
嗨

408
00:23:43,966 --> 00:23:45,050
嗨

409
00:23:45,509 --> 00:23:46,760
嗨

410
00:23:47,261 --> 00:23:48,262
嗨

411
00:23:48,804 --> 00:23:52,057
–我去房間拿東西
–好

412
00:23:52,057 --> 00:23:54,351
我這就...那你們就可以...

413
00:23:55,311 --> 00:23:56,145
好

414
00:23:56,312 --> 00:23:57,146
好

415
00:23:57,688 --> 00:24:00,608
–我是來拿...
–對,那個...

416
00:24:00,608 --> 00:24:02,193
就是

417
00:24:02,193 --> 00:24:03,444
之前那個

418
00:24:07,907 --> 00:24:08,949
那麼...

419
00:24:09,658 --> 00:24:12,286
我的評論裡有一點

420
00:24:13,287 --> 00:24:17,166
提到藝術家對受害者不感興趣

421
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,962
“選擇讓焦點放到脫逃的車輛上”

422
00:24:21,962 --> 00:24:23,255
對

423
00:24:23,255 --> 00:24:24,256
我看了

424
00:24:25,090 --> 00:24:26,467
我覺得我求婚時

425
00:24:26,467 --> 00:24:27,593
就是那樣

426
00:24:28,636 --> 00:24:31,597
我把自己攤在你面前

427
00:24:31,597 --> 00:24:33,307
就怕你會加速逃開

428
00:24:34,975 --> 00:24:36,936
我怕自己追不上

429
00:24:37,770 --> 00:24:39,021
雷利...

430
00:24:40,648 --> 00:24:42,149
真的是你不好

431
00:24:44,735 --> 00:24:47,404
唯一會讓我加速逃走的意外

432
00:24:48,447 --> 00:24:49,782
就是你的髮型

433
00:24:49,782 --> 00:24:50,991
和那個鬍子

434
00:24:50,991 --> 00:24:52,451
還有那個耳環

435
00:24:53,077 --> 00:24:56,330
–我喜歡這個耳環
–你看起來像潦倒的哈利史泰爾斯

436
00:24:57,248 --> 00:25:01,877
如果葛妮絲派特洛的陰道蠟燭是耳環
那就會是你這個耳環

437
00:25:02,336 --> 00:25:03,379
你在批評雷利的耳環嗎?

438
00:25:03,379 --> 00:25:04,338
–對
–錯

439
00:25:04,338 --> 00:25:06,840
我喜歡,就像
《歡樂同志時光》裡的方西

440
00:25:08,759 --> 00:25:11,262
–好,我要走了
–好傷人,好

441
00:25:11,595 --> 00:25:14,431
你看起來像同志古董店裡的老爺鐘

442
00:25:14,431 --> 00:25:16,100
同志都愛古董店

443
00:25:18,185 --> 00:25:19,270
實在忍不住

444
00:25:20,271 --> 00:25:24,441
–多麼撩人的霸凌啊
–對,我們國小就學會了

445
00:25:24,441 --> 00:25:26,527
同志需要新的愛情語言

446
00:25:26,527 --> 00:25:29,780
比莉小姐,問妳一件事

447
00:25:30,614 --> 00:25:33,325
我是史考莉,妳扮演我的穆德如何?

448
00:25:33,325 --> 00:25:35,911
如果你又想穿墊肩...

449
00:25:35,911 --> 00:25:37,288
對,但不是

450
00:25:38,289 --> 00:25:41,125
我知道誰放火燒掉船屋

451
00:25:41,125 --> 00:25:44,128
但我需要妳幫忙讓真相浮上檯面

452
00:25:45,671 --> 00:25:49,008
真不敢相信勒弗爵伊
竟然猜到船屋是有人縱火

453
00:25:49,008 --> 00:25:50,342
就是說啊

454
00:25:50,342 --> 00:25:52,720
克萊夢汀范恩斯瓦會超生氣的

455
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:56,598
我上領英攻擊她
因為我以為是她刺破我的輪胎

456
00:26:01,312 --> 00:26:06,734
也許特別探員韋恩可以復出
來打最後一炮?

457
00:26:09,862 --> 00:26:11,739
我不會殺克萊夢汀

458
00:26:13,949 --> 00:26:14,992
妳是指上床嗎?

459
00:26:18,495 --> 00:26:21,415
好,媽媽想來一下

460
00:26:24,418 --> 00:26:25,252
其實...

461
00:26:26,587 --> 00:26:27,963
我不去了,潔恩

462
00:26:30,090 --> 00:26:31,383
是喔

463
00:26:36,138 --> 00:26:37,556
我不是特別探員

464
00:26:39,058 --> 00:26:41,060
我還是以前那個

465
00:26:41,060 --> 00:26:44,396
喝了一大堆烈酒後
會在船屋後面嘔吐的人

466
00:26:46,148 --> 00:26:49,651
而且我很抱歉我一直拖累妳

467
00:26:49,651 --> 00:26:51,737
因為我整個夏天都賴著不走

468
00:26:53,697 --> 00:26:57,451
我不是故意拖住妳的
我知道妳需要自由飛翔

469
00:26:59,578 --> 00:27:01,997
如果你在玩欲擒故縱

470
00:27:01,997 --> 00:27:03,457
那起作用了

471
00:27:08,379 --> 00:27:09,505
晚安,潔恩

472
00:27:11,173 --> 00:27:12,800
妳可以起飛了

473
00:27:33,612 --> 00:27:34,446
搞什麼鬼?

474
00:28:27,207 --> 00:28:29,209
字幕翻譯: 韓宜辰

475
00:28:29,209 --> 00:28:31,295
創意監督:
張世幸