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比莉小熊，怎麼還這麼暗？

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妳還在床上？都快十點了

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這表示她真的在放鬆了？

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沒有，我在這裡睡不著

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晚上不應該這麼黑，根本不自然

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妳不是很愛看恐怖片？
我以為妳會懷念擔驚受怕

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我懷念尿尿完可以沖馬桶

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如果妳比較想去聖經營…

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你們說會有烤肉和沙灘
但這裡有賈斯丁的前任兼繼任家人

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別讓被領養的內化感受

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妨礙妳玩樂

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妳認識親生家人並不是背叛我們

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我一定是湖畔唯一的黑人

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離茶遠一點就好

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什麼？

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等一下

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你們在希臘？

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–寶貝聽好…
–說什麼“內化感受”！

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你們要我好好玩
自己才不會有愧於心

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簽書會馬不停蹄地很累人
我們幾乎沒時間相處

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親愛的，按摩師來了

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這叫工作按摩

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我真不懂為何會沒有但書之類的？

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有沒有漏洞？

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不是

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我不懂，如果她沒…
這是家族信託，她根本不是家人！

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不，我爸是突然過世的

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錯，沒有血緣…

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天啊！

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–怎麼可能？
–對不起

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我不是有意嚇妳

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很開心能在這裡再次聽到尖叫聲

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再次？

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以前這裡發生過謀殺

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不對，等等，應該是綁架

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反正無線網路修好了

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我知道，塔德

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我沒有提高音量

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–他還好吧？
–我才沒有

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他受到刺激就會脫稿演出

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–塔德，這裡情況很讓我崩潰
–知道了

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對了，我叫雷利

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我是比莉

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把槌子給我好嗎？

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不對，我們剛才已經講過了，塔德

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要槌子做什麼？

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下面有些東西會咬電線

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妳還是進去比較好

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–好
–對

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我今年工作很勤奮

51
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我已經洗心革面了

52
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信託條款變不了
所以梅西不死，我們就得不到小屋

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或許等她聽到這消息，就會心臟病發

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–有道理
–我是開玩笑

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不是，是我爸

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一定是在心臟病發前
就把信託文件放進箱子裡了

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–所以梅西才不知道
–那就跟她說啊

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也許你們可以想出共用的法子

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不行，如果梅西知道了
肯定會全天候鎮守

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我們永遠也拿不到

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妳對她的認識沒我深

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以前我們暗戀同一個救生員
她就故意把我的泳衣洗到縮小

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也可能是你變肥

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從海灘褲變成緊身泳褲耶

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幸好我是獨生女，真是謝天謝地

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我是獨生女，沒錯吧？

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–你好
–你好

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你的無線網路修好了

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他會修網路、開便利店

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你根本是活生生的…好貨色

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我是說好男人

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想不想留著？

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–不要，那是送你的
–太好了，有空再見囉

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好，我很樂意…

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我喜歡，可以…有空再見

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天啊，真希望爛調情技巧是隱性基因

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這裡風景不錯嘛

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老天爺，妳講話前先給點警告好嗎？

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剛才離開的是雷利嗎？

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就是雷利，他來安裝無線網路

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比莉，小心喔，妳引來可愛的男人

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賈斯丁有一次穿超緊身的游泳褲

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想色誘我男友

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結果沒成功

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我知道你不好受，聽到爸爸…

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–他不是妳爸
–…把小屋留給我

87
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但我只想重新開始

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你最愛的遊戲之夜，如何？
今晚在我家辦

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很樂意，但我們有事

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要盡力填補親生父女關係

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比莉也一起來啊
大家都超想認識她的

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酒類飲料會多到喝不完

93
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我們可以玩猜字謎

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這個嘛…

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–可能很好玩喔
–太好了

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–今晚八點見
–好

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–千萬別帶東西來
–好

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“千萬別帶東西來”
怎麼？我是被狼養大的嗎？

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幾分鐘前你還想消滅她

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現在我們卻要過去玩遊戲？

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對，因為遊戲之夜
是把她趕出湖區的最好法子

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遊戲之夜的友誼競爭、拼酒

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等於大爆祕密、八卦滿天
和放蕩親熱

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血仇誕生，婚姻不保

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我們就要這樣打垮梅西

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–那是《權力遊戲》吧
–但我們的結局更讓人滿意

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擺脫入侵種族的最好方法

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就是創造不適合居住的環境

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以梅西來講

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就是家庭

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大批騷貨…

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我是說朋友

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還有小屋

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又是《辣妹過招》？

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妳我已經快變成一家人了

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第一步

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疏遠親友，辦法是透露暗黑大祕密

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震撼梅西世界的根基

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哪個祕密會讓人拋棄小屋？

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1977年夏天

121
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安眠酮搭蜜桃紅與破冰遊戲相伴

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保羅帕克向朋友吹牛
說他一直糾纏他爸

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最後成功讓他爸把他哥逐出家門

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那間小屋隔年夏天就賣掉了

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1998年夏天
兩瓶失身酒下肚和三克大麻抽完後

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南西史威尼坦承，她姊夫在新婚之夜

127
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曾幫她手淫

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消息震撼全家，小屋也賣掉了

129
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這時就要說我們的第三步

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小屋

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–第二步怎麼不見了？
–不能又心算又耍心機

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我爺爺是蘇格蘭混蛋，人又小氣

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他的化糞系統爛到可以讓小屋受罰

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所以如果能找到爺爺的設計草圖
再拿去給郡審查員…

135
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梅西就得修整違反規定的地方

136
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要花上一大筆錢

137
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好，後排同學請發問

138
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如果要花這麼多錢修
你怎麼出得起？

139
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好問題，我交給未來的賈斯丁處理

140
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–還有其他問題嗎？
–你到底哪裡不對勁？

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我當年是臀位出生的

142
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等一切都安排定當
我們只要悠閒地等

143
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看他們像骨牌那樣倒下

144
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“我們”？遊戲之夜裡沒有“我們”

145
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現在是要我打賄賂牌是吧？

146
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好賤

147
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好，最優惠條件

148
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妳今晚要是覺得不好玩

149
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我整個夏天都不會管妳
還可以讓妳睡大臥房

150
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要是我覺得好玩呢？

151
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那我們就父女一條心

152
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或者妳可以待在這裡
跟雷利在坑洞裡弄醒的東西在一起

153
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梅西，妳布置得好漂亮

154
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記住，千萬別提裝潢的事

155
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我已經跟孩子說了

156
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所以妳才把歐寶兒的視覺板拿走嗎？

157
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賈斯丁回湖區了
我不想被別人說閒話

158
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你還記得我剛得到小屋的情景吧？

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當然不記得
你當時被冰球隊賣到匹茲堡去了

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是啊，失落的那幾年

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放心啦，親愛的

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等船屋執行長批准我們的計畫
裝潢就可以動工了

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我聽說她今年包準會選上

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你不懂

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別人都說我繼父更改遺囑
是因為我跟他上床

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說我賄賂委員會

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但妳的確有賄賂委員會吧？

168
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我是發送獎金

169
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等我重選獲勝
就沒人能阻止我們得到夢中小屋了

170
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但若能讓賈斯丁高興
他就不會惹麻煩

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我們都知道怎樣讓賈斯丁高興

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對

173
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不對，完全不清楚

174
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–敲敲門！
–一個字也不准說

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–嗨
–嗨

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看誰帶了奶奶的豆泥沾醬來啦

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不良乳製品多達七層，好香

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記得歐寶兒吧？

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嗨

180
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–你好
–還有基利安？

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–嗨
–嗨

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謝謝你們邀請，真的很棒

183
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維克特，不如你和基利安
帶他們參觀一下小屋吧？

184
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好耶！

185
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我好像成了被放逐的羅曼諾夫
在祖先的家園被流氓霸占後

186
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第一次回家

187
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他們也帶豆泥沾醬回家嗎？

188
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實在不敢相信我們從沒見過面

189
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我當年在坦帕隊比賽，不常來這裡

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–這一間！
–對

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回到妳的家族小屋感覺會不會很怪？

192
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不會，其實也不算是我家

193
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很怪的是我的黑人爸媽
想要我尋找白人的根

194
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我想他們是擔心我會缺一顆腎
然後需要捐贈者

195
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瞭，我媽也是那樣

196
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我是喜歡吃餃子什麼的

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可是她也不必每次學校烤肉都弄吧

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所以我才這麼喜歡湖
因為可以忘掉那些鳥事

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–那個是你嗎？
–哪裡？

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對

201
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跟我爺爺在一起

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我們的爺爺

203
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賈斯丁的爸爸

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他人怎樣？

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他很好玩

206
00:10:30,048 --> 00:10:32,550
幹瘋狂事總不缺席

207
00:10:34,803 --> 00:10:36,262
你們的眼睛好像

208
00:10:36,638 --> 00:10:40,683
寶貝，你們過來這裡一下好嗎？

209
00:10:41,351 --> 00:10:43,269
一切都跟以前一樣

210
00:10:44,062 --> 00:10:45,647
聞起來也一樣

211
00:10:47,524 --> 00:10:48,942
感覺也一樣

212
00:10:49,442 --> 00:10:51,361
停，別亂拿

213
00:10:51,444 --> 00:10:54,114
家人能夠團聚一堂真好

214
00:10:54,197 --> 00:10:55,407
是啊

215
00:10:55,490 --> 00:10:57,242
大家好！

216
00:10:57,992 --> 00:10:59,494
摩爾一家六口報到

217
00:10:59,577 --> 00:11:01,788
–送妳，勒弗爵伊，擊掌
–沒問題

218
00:11:01,871 --> 00:11:02,956
嗨，韋恩

219
00:11:03,456 --> 00:11:05,166
–比莉！
–韋恩

220
00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:06,876
看到我傳的連結了嗎？

221
00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:09,587
親愛的，不好意思

222
00:11:12,757 --> 00:11:14,134
–嗨
–嗨

223
00:11:16,803 --> 00:11:18,888
妳那天晚上喝太茫了

224
00:11:18,972 --> 00:11:21,433
她的意思是謝謝妳沒出賣她們

225
00:11:22,308 --> 00:11:24,602
–打小報告沒好下場，對吧？
–怎麼會？

226
00:11:24,686 --> 00:11:26,396
就是…

227
00:11:28,231 --> 00:11:29,274
算了

228
00:11:29,399 --> 00:11:32,235
我們要去壁爐邊打發時間
要不要一起來？

229
00:11:32,318 --> 00:11:33,278
不用了

230
00:11:33,820 --> 00:11:34,737
好

231
00:11:36,865 --> 00:11:38,741
天啊…

232
00:11:38,825 --> 00:11:41,327
–等等我
–她們沒妳想像中那麼壞

233
00:11:41,411 --> 00:11:44,122
她們讓人以為我偷走椰子奶油伏特加

234
00:11:44,205 --> 00:11:45,790
那可是洗不清的罪名

235
00:11:45,874 --> 00:11:48,251
她們從小就在陷害我了

236
00:11:48,334 --> 00:11:50,587
–會習慣的
–才不可能

237
00:11:50,670 --> 00:11:52,005
你也不該習慣

238
00:11:53,923 --> 00:11:55,758
我今晚就待在這裡

239
00:11:56,259 --> 00:11:59,387
要是妳會參加遊戲之夜，就需要後援

240
00:11:59,471 --> 00:12:00,889
不就是幾個蠢遊戲嗎？

241
00:12:00,972 --> 00:12:04,517
出生潮那代人三杯琴酒下肚
又開始計分時，就會整個認真起來

242
00:12:04,601 --> 00:12:08,271
我們想溜的時候可能需要說密語

243
00:12:08,354 --> 00:12:09,522
–好
–好嗎？

244
00:12:09,606 --> 00:12:10,732
那…

245
00:12:14,736 --> 00:12:16,029
餃子

246
00:12:16,946 --> 00:12:18,531
–太好了
–對

247
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:23,828
–嘿
–賈斯丁

248
00:12:23,953 --> 00:12:28,374
–潔恩
–潔恩要我向你道歉

249
00:12:28,458 --> 00:12:32,378
因為你爸開50歲酒桶生日趴時
我跑去你睡袋裡撇尿

250
00:12:33,296 --> 00:12:34,255
對不起

251
00:12:34,339 --> 00:12:37,425
要是他早知道別人會叫你
愛尿床羅賓…

252
00:12:37,509 --> 00:12:39,427
我爸50歲沒有辦酒桶生日趴啊

253
00:12:39,511 --> 00:12:40,720
那個趴開超大的好嗎

254
00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:42,430
–就是啊，可說是年度大趴
–對

255
00:12:42,514 --> 00:12:45,808
那我怎麼沒受邀參加
我爸的50歲生日酒桶趴？

256
00:12:46,351 --> 00:12:48,144
可能他不想找你吧

257
00:12:50,855 --> 00:12:51,773
酷

258
00:12:52,232 --> 00:12:53,483
酷得很

259
00:12:53,858 --> 00:12:56,861
這樣如何？既然遊戲已經開始了

260
00:12:56,945 --> 00:13:01,157
不如我們就先來一輪
“我從來沒有”遊戲？

261
00:13:01,324 --> 00:13:02,242
–好
–好嗎？

262
00:13:02,325 --> 00:13:04,953
我已經不知道多久沒玩這個了

263
00:13:05,036 --> 00:13:05,995
梅西，舉手

264
00:13:07,121 --> 00:13:08,039
我想想

265
00:13:08,122 --> 00:13:10,708
天啊，我從來沒有…

266
00:13:10,792 --> 00:13:14,087
我從來沒有跟冰球花癡交往過

267
00:13:15,129 --> 00:13:16,965
–有嗎？
–兄弟

268
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:18,800
維克特

269
00:13:18,883 --> 00:13:20,468
–對
–沒有？好吧

270
00:13:21,094 --> 00:13:23,429
我從來沒有

271
00:13:23,513 --> 00:13:26,224
在別人的進口辣妹睡袋裡撇尿

272
00:13:26,307 --> 00:13:27,725
–韋恩
–是我不好

273
00:13:30,979 --> 00:13:31,938
潔恩，謝謝

274
00:13:32,730 --> 00:13:33,648
不要

275
00:13:34,816 --> 00:13:38,027
我從來沒有…天啊，還有什麼…

276
00:13:38,319 --> 00:13:43,032
我從來沒有在潔恩第一次流產時
幫韋恩吹簫

277
00:13:44,617 --> 00:13:46,160
骨牌效應

278
00:13:47,328 --> 00:13:48,663
好吧

279
00:13:50,999 --> 00:13:55,003
幸好你是在韋恩喝第三杯以前提出來

280
00:13:55,795 --> 00:13:57,422
他每年都這樣說

281
00:13:57,505 --> 00:13:59,674
我在潔恩高年級畢舞上跟她說了

282
00:13:59,757 --> 00:14:01,926
後來我們喝得大醉就滾床去了

283
00:14:02,010 --> 00:14:03,261
人生最精采的一夜

284
00:14:04,220 --> 00:14:05,680
大家好

285
00:14:05,763 --> 00:14:07,557
–雷利
–嘿，朋友

286
00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:09,267
–嗨
–嗨

287
00:14:09,350 --> 00:14:10,268
嗨

288
00:14:10,768 --> 00:14:11,603
嗨

289
00:14:11,686 --> 00:14:14,522
你來得正好
我們現在可以玩伴侶遊戲了

290
00:14:14,606 --> 00:14:16,649
你跟賈斯丁可以組一隊

291
00:14:18,109 --> 00:14:19,277
豆泥沾醬

292
00:14:20,862 --> 00:14:22,447
是我做的

293
00:14:24,198 --> 00:14:26,200
那就是讓賈斯丁高興的事嗎？

294
00:14:26,284 --> 00:14:28,161
各位，時間到

295
00:14:28,244 --> 00:14:32,248
因為我十點要上床
所以每個遊戲只有五分鐘

296
00:14:32,582 --> 00:14:33,833
太好了

297
00:14:41,549 --> 00:14:42,842
梅西，妳可以的

298
00:14:47,472 --> 00:14:48,389
好

299
00:14:50,266 --> 00:14:52,060
《潛水鐘與蝴蝶》！

300
00:14:52,185 --> 00:14:53,394
–答對！
–答對！

301
00:14:53,478 --> 00:14:54,687
什麼？

302
00:14:54,771 --> 00:14:56,022
–我愛你
–我愛妳

303
00:15:03,821 --> 00:15:04,656
屁股

304
00:15:05,531 --> 00:15:06,908
獵鷹與屁人

305
00:15:06,991 --> 00:15:08,034
不對

306
00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:10,244
《 天涯何處無屁屁》！

307
00:15:10,912 --> 00:15:12,955
《聖屁奇兵》！

308
00:15:13,164 --> 00:15:14,207
時間到

309
00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:17,794
《飛天巨桃歷險記》啦

310
00:15:18,252 --> 00:15:20,338
韋恩，不是每顆桃子都是屁屁！

311
00:15:22,298 --> 00:15:24,133
妳就有蜜桃尻

312
00:15:37,188 --> 00:15:38,106
殺…

313
00:15:41,192 --> 00:15:42,110
比莉

314
00:15:45,822 --> 00:15:47,573
–《追殺比爾》
–答對！

315
00:15:57,959 --> 00:15:59,335
好

316
00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:03,297
歐寶兒，可以幫我一點忙嗎？

317
00:16:03,381 --> 00:16:04,716
尚考克多的《新美女與野獸》

318
00:16:05,508 --> 00:16:08,594
所有同志電影的基礎

319
00:16:09,971 --> 00:16:10,930
《辣妹過招》？

320
00:16:19,731 --> 00:16:21,107
對，還不錯

321
00:16:22,191 --> 00:16:24,152
我的計謀沒成功

322
00:16:24,235 --> 00:16:26,612
老爸的50歲生日趴沒有邀請我

323
00:16:26,696 --> 00:16:28,698
梅西是字謎王

324
00:16:28,781 --> 00:16:30,324
所以我真的想走了

325
00:16:30,408 --> 00:16:33,369
我不在乎大臥室，妳贏，給妳睡

326
00:16:33,786 --> 00:16:35,663
好，所以你的計畫不成功

327
00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:37,749
那雷利怎麼辦？

328
00:16:37,832 --> 00:16:41,002
對，他真的很可愛，非常可愛

329
00:16:41,085 --> 00:16:42,837
而且他有…不行！不說了

330
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,422
妳想耍我

331
00:16:44,547 --> 00:16:47,049
妳只是想留下來跟基利安在一起

332
00:16:47,133 --> 00:16:49,844
我這樣說，因為他明顯喜歡你

333
00:16:49,927 --> 00:16:50,928
真的嗎？

334
00:16:55,475 --> 00:16:58,394
天啊！不行！我辦不到

335
00:16:58,478 --> 00:16:59,395
今晚不行

336
00:17:01,105 --> 00:17:03,441
歐寶兒的淨素起司讓你想放屁

337
00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:05,526
不對，是我還沒準備好

338
00:17:05,651 --> 00:17:07,361
我明明才剛離婚沒多久

339
00:17:07,445 --> 00:17:09,197
我也沒穿…好啦

340
00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:11,699
歐寶兒的淨素起司讓我想放屁
開心了嗎？

341
00:17:11,783 --> 00:17:13,284
沒人對這種事開心

342
00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:15,369
拜託，我真的想走了

343
00:17:15,453 --> 00:17:17,580
那你爺爺的草圖呢？還有這招

344
00:17:18,748 --> 00:17:21,167
可能根本不在這裡，我哪知道

345
00:17:21,876 --> 00:17:23,795
我相信你，賈斯丁勒弗爵伊

346
00:17:23,878 --> 00:17:26,088
你就像羅馬流氓，記得嗎？

347
00:17:26,172 --> 00:17:29,050
要從邪惡的俄國人手裡
奪回家族之狗…

348
00:17:29,133 --> 00:17:32,261
天啊，拜託別說了
妳把我完美的隱喻搞得好難聽

349
00:17:32,929 --> 00:17:33,930
好吧

350
00:17:34,013 --> 00:17:36,390
但我們一偷到草圖就走人

351
00:17:36,474 --> 00:17:37,600
–好嗎？
–好

352
00:17:37,683 --> 00:17:40,019
但在獨木舟上我不要坐你後面

353
00:17:40,895 --> 00:17:43,397
要是梅西和我現在就開始親熱

354
00:17:43,481 --> 00:17:46,108
不是很好玩嗎？

355
00:17:46,442 --> 00:17:47,360
餃子

356
00:17:47,485 --> 00:17:48,528
對，來

357
00:17:48,611 --> 00:17:51,781
–我要給妳看超讚的東西
–好

358
00:17:51,864 --> 00:17:53,366
大家，歐寶兒睡了

359
00:17:53,449 --> 00:17:56,035
–那我們下一局遊戲安靜一點吧
–撿紅點

360
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:59,205
–丟手帕
–瞎子抓人怎麼樣？

361
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:02,250
像捉迷藏嗎？

362
00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:04,293
就像顛倒的捉迷藏遊戲

363
00:18:04,377 --> 00:18:07,046
一人去躲，其他人去找

364
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:11,384
找到躲著的人時，就要跟他一起躲
直到被最後一個人找到

365
00:18:11,467 --> 00:18:14,387
我們小時候，賈斯丁總愛玩這個遊戲

366
00:18:14,470 --> 00:18:17,348
因為這樣他就可以溜進我房間
偷看我的日記

367
00:18:17,431 --> 00:18:18,558
是妳教我的

368
00:18:18,641 --> 00:18:21,519
我幫你省麻煩，我不寫日記了

369
00:18:21,602 --> 00:18:24,397
但我的震動器還在床頭櫃裡

370
00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:25,314
我加入

371
00:18:25,439 --> 00:18:26,607
–我也要
–我要玩

372
00:18:26,691 --> 00:18:27,650
應該會好玩喔

373
00:18:28,359 --> 00:18:29,569
我先去躲

374
00:18:36,784 --> 00:18:41,038
棉花糖餅乾不只是蘇打餅乾
巧克力和棉花糖

375
00:18:43,708 --> 00:18:45,668
–其實就是
–嗯

376
00:18:45,751 --> 00:18:47,920
但也可以用扭結餅

377
00:18:48,004 --> 00:18:50,882
或里奇餅乾、牛奶巧克力或黑巧克力

378
00:18:50,965 --> 00:18:53,968
再說還有迷你和巨型棉花糖

379
00:18:54,051 --> 00:18:55,344
看起來很好吃

380
00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:59,348
你不是要給我看超讚的東西嗎？

381
00:18:59,432 --> 00:19:02,143
–妳覺得妳準備好了？
–我生來就準備好了

382
00:19:08,983 --> 00:19:11,068
我不懂，你在幹嘛？

383
00:19:12,069 --> 00:19:13,529
–沒幹嘛
–沒幹嘛？

384
00:19:14,822 --> 00:19:17,575
我不太擅長沒幹嘛

385
00:19:17,658 --> 00:19:19,410
沒有沒幹嘛這種事

386
00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:21,913
–連呼吸都算是在幹嘛
–妳看

387
00:19:32,548 --> 00:19:33,424
什麼都沒有

388
00:19:38,638 --> 00:19:39,972
家人你們好

389
00:19:40,056 --> 00:19:42,767
天啊，你們兩個生的小孩一定超可愛

390
00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:45,436
天啊！不能說那種話啦，笨蛋

391
00:20:31,565 --> 00:20:33,109
鱸魚蘭斯

392
00:20:33,859 --> 00:20:35,611
我們又聚首了，寶貝

393
00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:46,747
沒有

394
00:20:46,831 --> 00:20:49,000
梅西不在這裡

395
00:20:49,709 --> 00:20:50,626
那太好了

396
00:20:52,586 --> 00:20:53,963
那我就可以獨佔你

397
00:20:57,466 --> 00:20:58,384
對不起

398
00:20:58,884 --> 00:21:01,303
我以為你在暗示我遊戲之夜

399
00:21:01,762 --> 00:21:04,515
–可以跟你放蕩親熱
–沒錯，是這樣

400
00:21:04,598 --> 00:21:06,809
我們是很來電

401
00:21:06,892 --> 00:21:09,228
但是我把話先說清楚

402
00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:13,566
我剛離婚不久，還很生疏

403
00:21:14,525 --> 00:21:19,321
你在加油站小店裡
提到的鬍子男交往創傷

404
00:21:19,613 --> 00:21:21,198
就是那個

405
00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:25,995
我這邊有個傷痕，下巴還會長痘痘

406
00:21:27,997 --> 00:21:31,042
來縮緊…

407
00:21:32,752 --> 00:21:35,671
–你為什麼笑？
–因為你說動我了

408
00:21:40,134 --> 00:21:41,052
你想不想…

409
00:21:43,596 --> 00:21:45,681
你想不想玩我最喜歡的遊戲？

410
00:21:47,141 --> 00:21:48,059
想

411
00:21:48,559 --> 00:21:53,230
現在賈斯丁有了雷利這個迷戀對象
就不會管裝潢了

412
00:21:53,314 --> 00:21:54,356
妳好聰明

413
00:21:54,774 --> 00:21:59,195
我知道，賈斯丁總是愛追
自己根本配不上的帥哥

414
00:21:59,278 --> 00:22:02,031
最後再因為被甩而心碎

415
00:22:02,114 --> 00:22:05,242
我不知道耶，他和雷利感覺很合拍

416
00:22:05,576 --> 00:22:09,497
賈斯丁或許瘦了
但相信我，他還是一樣亂糟糟

417
00:22:09,580 --> 00:22:11,540
雷利會看穿，然後就把他甩了

418
00:22:12,249 --> 00:22:16,253
痛苦和恥辱讓賈斯丁更有理由逃走了

419
00:22:16,796 --> 00:22:17,713
酷

420
00:22:18,547 --> 00:22:20,633
想不想玩《天堂七分鐘》？

421
00:22:21,550 --> 00:22:23,260
你這下流鬼！

422
00:22:23,511 --> 00:22:24,428
想

423
00:22:33,896 --> 00:22:35,272
八顆棉花糖

424
00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:36,816
好，凱莉

425
00:22:38,150 --> 00:22:40,820
該你了，基利安
真心話還是大冒險？

426
00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:44,406
大冒險

427
00:22:44,490 --> 00:22:47,368
我挑戰你不敢去茅廁待五分鐘

428
00:22:51,664 --> 00:22:54,250
加碼雙人吧，我跟他一起去

429
00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:59,088
那樣的話，我們挑戰你們
不敢去茅廁交換衣服

430
00:23:00,214 --> 00:23:01,799
–什麼？
–成交

431
00:23:02,883 --> 00:23:05,970
潔恩，我穿維克特的衣服這麼帥
妳相信嗎？

432
00:23:06,053 --> 00:23:10,391
袖子是有點大，腰也有點緊
但我帥爆了吧

433
00:23:12,393 --> 00:23:13,477
找到了

434
00:23:18,524 --> 00:23:20,317
星雲極樂棒

435
00:23:22,111 --> 00:23:23,779
為什麼這麼特別？

436
00:23:23,863 --> 00:23:25,906
因為要申請才能買到

437
00:23:25,990 --> 00:23:27,449
我沒通過申請

438
00:23:27,533 --> 00:23:28,450
兩次

439
00:23:31,162 --> 00:23:32,538
要不要示範一次，寶貝？

440
00:23:36,625 --> 00:23:38,627
好好玩喔

441
00:23:42,882 --> 00:23:46,969
好，五分鐘計時開始

442
00:23:47,052 --> 00:23:50,431
我真不想承認
但這樣根本成了我的標記

443
00:23:50,514 --> 00:23:53,058
每次我想幫忙，都會變成幫倒忙

444
00:23:58,272 --> 00:24:00,191
把短褲給我

445
00:24:01,358 --> 00:24:02,735
怎麼了？

446
00:24:03,652 --> 00:24:07,489
沒什麼，我有點幽閉恐懼症
所以她們才挑戰我來這裡

447
00:24:07,573 --> 00:24:11,327
–那你為何不拒絕？
–我不想丟臉

448
00:24:11,994 --> 00:24:13,412
我現在知道錯了

449
00:24:14,622 --> 00:24:17,541
沒關係，我們換其他挑戰

450
00:24:17,917 --> 00:24:19,668
–好嗎？
–好吧

451
00:24:23,422 --> 00:24:24,423
糟糕

452
00:24:24,798 --> 00:24:26,217
保持冷靜，我們出得去

453
00:24:26,300 --> 00:24:28,219
–對
–好嗎？沒問題的

454
00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:31,388
可惡的爛女人，看我怎麼修理妳們

455
00:24:34,433 --> 00:24:36,852
–怎麼啦，歐寶寶？
–我睡不著

456
00:24:37,436 --> 00:24:40,898
–爸媽在我衣櫃裡摸來摸去
–肯定得了家族真傳

457
00:24:40,981 --> 00:24:45,402
是啊，你哥和他表妹
還光溜溜的在茅廁呢

458
00:24:51,033 --> 00:24:53,452
比莉和基利安在茅廁裡做愛

459
00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:54,536
好

460
00:24:54,620 --> 00:24:55,829
不好！

461
00:24:56,497 --> 00:24:57,957
那樣很糟嗎？

462
00:24:59,041 --> 00:25:00,793
那樣很糟，天啊

463
00:25:02,544 --> 00:25:06,757
快了…

464
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:10,719
好，寶貝

465
00:25:12,221 --> 00:25:14,890
好，寶貝

466
00:25:15,766 --> 00:25:18,185
基利安，加油，想想別的事

467
00:25:18,269 --> 00:25:21,230
–我有啊
–我快好了！

468
00:25:26,694 --> 00:25:29,363
–你還好嗎？
–我…

469
00:25:33,158 --> 00:25:35,536
–妳的肩膀流血了
–什麼？唉呀

470
00:25:35,619 --> 00:25:38,414
唉呀！我的親生女兒流血了！

471
00:25:38,497 --> 00:25:41,458
我來，你不知道東西都放哪

472
00:25:41,542 --> 00:25:43,085
我知道

473
00:25:43,335 --> 00:25:44,670
怎麼回事？

474
00:25:44,753 --> 00:25:45,629
出了什麼事？

475
00:25:45,713 --> 00:25:48,841
看樣子又是你的孽種在搗蛋

476
00:25:49,967 --> 00:25:50,884
那是我的襯衫嗎？

477
00:25:51,302 --> 00:25:52,219
對

478
00:25:52,303 --> 00:25:54,513
有人也聽到那個滋滋聲嗎？

479
00:25:55,514 --> 00:25:56,890
我們該走了

480
00:25:57,349 --> 00:25:58,350
再見，各位

481
00:25:58,434 --> 00:26:00,769
–今晚真愉快，謝謝
–謝謝

482
00:26:05,858 --> 00:26:07,818
–你覺得他是不是…
–就是！

483
00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:10,362
我覺得是

484
00:26:10,738 --> 00:26:12,031
韋恩，好樣的！

485
00:26:13,365 --> 00:26:16,076
茅廁會讓人得破傷風嗎？
有那種事嗎？

486
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:17,578
妳不會有事啦

487
00:26:17,661 --> 00:26:20,247
妳站著不動的風險還比較高

488
00:26:21,123 --> 00:26:22,333
那壁蝨呢？

489
00:26:22,416 --> 00:26:25,419
我媽說大自然能讓人得萊姆病

490
00:26:25,502 --> 00:26:27,838
萊姆病真是到處都有，對吧？

491
00:26:27,963 --> 00:26:30,799
歌手小賈就做了很多預防措施

492
00:26:30,883 --> 00:26:32,384
我覺得妳很安全

493
00:26:35,512 --> 00:26:37,431
妳和基利安默契很好

494
00:26:38,057 --> 00:26:40,559
–幾乎可說是第二名了
–我好難過喔

495
00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:42,144
都是我害他接受挑戰

496
00:26:42,227 --> 00:26:44,605
他不想讓我知道他有幽閉恐懼症

497
00:26:45,522 --> 00:26:47,066
不，這不是妳的錯

498
00:26:47,816 --> 00:26:51,820
我猜猜看，肇因跟
夠力、海力和菲力有押韻

499
00:26:51,904 --> 00:26:54,573
湖畔沒幾個跟妳年紀相當的酷女孩

500
00:26:54,656 --> 00:26:58,369
但是別擔心，莎拉就快到了
妳們會相處得很好

501
00:26:58,452 --> 00:27:00,412
酷，莎拉也是哪間小屋的屋主嗎？

502
00:27:00,496 --> 00:27:03,624
不是，她會來跟我們住
她是基利安的女友

503
00:27:05,751 --> 00:27:07,753
好啦，傷口都包紮完畢了

504
00:27:09,713 --> 00:27:10,714
謝謝

505
00:27:17,096 --> 00:27:19,431
天啊！我答應她爸媽會讓她玩得開心

506
00:27:19,515 --> 00:27:22,726
但沒想到會有“茅廁流血事件”
真是的！

507
00:27:24,186 --> 00:27:25,938
抱歉，我真是一團糟

508
00:27:28,232 --> 00:27:31,443
但是你超會玩四子棋

509
00:27:31,527 --> 00:27:34,571
下次你會不會想再一起玩桌遊？

510
00:27:34,655 --> 00:27:37,199
除非你要找別人玩

511
00:27:37,282 --> 00:27:39,660
因為你想跟誰玩都可以

512
00:27:39,743 --> 00:27:42,329
我不是那種異性戀本位的酷兒

513
00:27:42,413 --> 00:27:45,040
不是在下我

514
00:27:47,835 --> 00:27:49,586
好，我願意再比一次

515
00:27:50,212 --> 00:27:51,380
–真的？
–真的

516
00:27:51,463 --> 00:27:53,257
我去碼頭等你

517
00:27:54,925 --> 00:27:56,969
我也該走了

518
00:27:57,469 --> 00:27:58,804
對

519
00:27:58,887 --> 00:28:00,556
梅西，感謝妳邀我度過美好的夜晚

520
00:28:01,306 --> 00:28:02,724
不客氣，是我的榮幸

521
00:28:03,016 --> 00:28:05,352
–安全回家喔
–有緣再見

522
00:28:05,436 --> 00:28:09,231
對，有緣前後開攻都可見
我筋很軟，因為我做瑜伽

523
00:28:10,315 --> 00:28:11,275
晚安

524
00:28:12,943 --> 00:28:15,154
感謝妳讓我回憶過往

525
00:28:15,237 --> 00:28:17,739
以遊戲之夜來說，這次不算最糟的

526
00:28:17,823 --> 00:28:19,491
很高興你覺得開心

527
00:28:20,367 --> 00:28:22,870
比莉出落成可愛的女孩

528
00:28:25,164 --> 00:28:26,874
可以借這個嗎？

529
00:28:27,374 --> 00:28:29,376
謀殺小屋沒什麼娛樂

530
00:28:29,460 --> 00:28:31,628
當然，想借多久都行

531
00:28:31,712 --> 00:28:32,754
太好了

532
00:28:36,341 --> 00:28:37,301
還早呢

533
00:28:39,970 --> 00:28:41,597
他為什麼是混蛋？

534
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:44,141
因為他有女友

535
00:28:45,017 --> 00:28:47,269
我們一起過得這麼愉快

536
00:28:47,352 --> 00:28:49,354
–結果…
–所以妳覺得好玩

537
00:28:50,147 --> 00:28:51,523
好吧

538
00:28:51,607 --> 00:28:52,691
你贏了

539
00:28:52,774 --> 00:28:55,736
但我要打領養牌搶大臥室

540
00:28:55,819 --> 00:28:57,696
好，讓妳用一次

541
00:28:58,280 --> 00:28:59,364
多幾次也行

542
00:28:59,448 --> 00:29:00,782
基利安應該跟我說才對

543
00:29:00,866 --> 00:29:04,369
他有沒有說或做出怪事？

544
00:29:04,578 --> 00:29:05,496
沒有

545
00:29:05,704 --> 00:29:06,830
他幫我烤了棉花糖餅乾

546
00:29:07,539 --> 00:29:08,999
超好吃的

547
00:29:09,625 --> 00:29:11,793
男生幫女生烤棉花糖餅乾
到底有沒有什麼含意呢？

548
00:29:11,877 --> 00:29:13,921
我覺得那代表他喜歡妳

549
00:29:15,422 --> 00:29:17,049
還有他有女友

550
00:29:17,132 --> 00:29:18,258
兩者都可能為真

551
00:29:19,218 --> 00:29:24,556
可是暑假還很長
遠距戀愛真的很辛苦

552
00:29:24,932 --> 00:29:27,142
我在澳洲跟前夫就是這情況

553
00:29:27,226 --> 00:29:29,520
那是因為你在逃避

554
00:29:29,603 --> 00:29:32,147
好吧，聽我說，沒有全盤皆輸，好嗎？

555
00:29:32,439 --> 00:29:34,483
畢竟妳跟基利安在一起很愉快

556
00:29:34,566 --> 00:29:37,361
我偷到爺爺的草圖了

557
00:29:42,616 --> 00:29:45,202
油漆色塊、訂單號碼

558
00:29:45,327 --> 00:29:46,620
這他媽的是什麼？

559
00:29:46,703 --> 00:29:48,622
什麼是鄉間波希米亞儉樸風？

560
00:29:48,705 --> 00:29:51,041
她打算拆除整間小屋

561
00:29:54,086 --> 00:29:55,504
冷靜啦，福爾摩斯

562
00:29:55,587 --> 00:29:57,214
船屋委員會會議

563
00:29:57,297 --> 00:29:59,466
建造許可書，批准單

564
00:30:00,008 --> 00:30:01,343
天啊！

565
00:30:01,426 --> 00:30:05,264
難怪梅西要藏起來，她想裝潢小屋
但在申請書送進委員會前

566
00:30:05,347 --> 00:30:08,600
–不想被我發現
–那她今晚為何邀請你？

567
00:30:08,684 --> 00:30:11,895
因為她很惡毒，比莉

568
00:30:12,479 --> 00:30:16,984
讓我知道她清白坦蕩沒有祕密
還有比這樣耍我更好的法子嗎？

569
00:30:17,943 --> 00:30:22,197
但如果我們能讓委員會中止她裝潢

570
00:30:22,990 --> 00:30:26,243
那她就不能摧毀我們的家族遺產了

571
00:30:26,577 --> 00:30:28,579
船屋選舉就是明天

572
00:30:28,662 --> 00:30:30,080
我們要對她用計

573
00:30:30,706 --> 00:30:33,333
就跟她自以為對我們用計那樣

574
00:30:33,417 --> 00:30:37,129
最棒的是現在她完全狀況外

575
00:30:41,091 --> 00:30:42,342
贏定了

576
00:31:45,030 --> 00:31:47,032
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