1 00:00:05,007 --> 00:00:11,972 ♪ Today, today ♪ 2 00:00:12,598 --> 00:00:17,853 [bright drums and horns plays] 3 00:00:22,983 --> 00:00:27,404 ♪ Cruising while roller skating ♪ 4 00:00:27,488 --> 00:00:31,742 ♪ Wild flowers grow through the pavement ♪ 5 00:00:31,825 --> 00:00:35,996 ♪ We were young and misbehaving ♪ 6 00:00:36,079 --> 00:00:40,584 ♪ Like a soul that don’t need savin’ ♪ 7 00:00:40,667 --> 00:00:44,254 ♪ Why do we wait for the sombre path ♪ 8 00:00:44,338 --> 00:00:51,303 [phone ringing] 9 00:00:53,055 --> 00:00:54,640 [Dad] Billie-bear. 10 00:00:54,723 --> 00:00:56,183 Why is it so dark? 11 00:00:57,100 --> 00:00:59,728 [Mom] Are you still in bed? It's almost 10. 12 00:00:59,812 --> 00:01:03,106 Could this mean she's actually relaxing? 13 00:01:03,190 --> 00:01:05,275 No, I can't sleep here. 14 00:01:05,359 --> 00:01:07,861 Night’s should not be this dark. It's unnatural. 15 00:01:07,945 --> 00:01:09,571 What happened to my horror movie fan? 16 00:01:09,655 --> 00:01:10,823 I thought you'd miss getting scared. 17 00:01:10,906 --> 00:01:13,075 I miss flushing my pee. 18 00:01:13,158 --> 00:01:15,327 Well, if you prefer a Bible camp, we can make some calls. 19 00:01:15,410 --> 00:01:17,120 You guys said it would be B-B-Q’s and beaches 20 00:01:17,204 --> 00:01:19,456 but Justin's weird ex step family is here. 21 00:01:19,540 --> 00:01:21,500 Don't let internalized feelings of abandonment 22 00:01:21,583 --> 00:01:23,293 from being adopted stop you from having fun. 23 00:01:23,377 --> 00:01:24,962 You're not betraying us by getting to know 24 00:01:25,045 --> 00:01:26,964 your birth family. 25 00:01:27,047 --> 00:01:29,466 And I'm pretty sure I'm the only Black person on the lake. 26 00:01:29,550 --> 00:01:31,593 -Just stay away from the tea. -Baby. 27 00:01:31,677 --> 00:01:32,761 [Dad] What? 28 00:01:32,845 --> 00:01:34,263 [knocking] 29 00:01:34,346 --> 00:01:36,223 [siren blares] 30 00:01:36,306 --> 00:01:39,059 Hold up. Wait. 31 00:01:39,142 --> 00:01:40,269 Are you guys in Greece? 32 00:01:40,352 --> 00:01:41,520 [Mom] Look, honey-- 33 00:01:41,603 --> 00:01:43,564 Internalized feelings my ass! 34 00:01:43,647 --> 00:01:45,023 You just want me to have fun 35 00:01:45,107 --> 00:01:46,942 so you don't feel bad for having more fun! 36 00:01:47,025 --> 00:01:48,902 Okay, hardly. This book tour has been relentless. 37 00:01:48,986 --> 00:01:50,821 We barely have a minute to ourselves. 38 00:01:50,904 --> 00:01:52,698 [Dad in sing-songy voice] Honey. The masseuse is here... 39 00:01:52,781 --> 00:01:54,241 Uh? 40 00:01:54,324 --> 00:01:56,034 It’s a working massage. 41 00:01:58,078 --> 00:01:59,705 [Justin] What? I don't understand. 42 00:01:59,788 --> 00:02:01,665 There's not like a notwithstanding clause 43 00:02:01,748 --> 00:02:03,500 or anything? Any kind of loophole? 44 00:02:03,584 --> 00:02:05,836 No, no, no, no. I don't understand. 45 00:02:05,919 --> 00:02:07,629 If she's not-- 46 00:02:07,713 --> 00:02:09,715 This is a family trust. She’s not fucking family! 47 00:02:09,798 --> 00:02:11,133 [metal groaning] 48 00:02:11,216 --> 00:02:13,093 No, it was an untimely death. 49 00:02:13,176 --> 00:02:16,221 We're not-- no, there's no blood relation of any kind. 50 00:02:16,305 --> 00:02:18,724 -Ugh! -Oh my God! 51 00:02:18,807 --> 00:02:21,518 Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. 52 00:02:22,269 --> 00:02:23,812 But, it's nice to hear screams come 53 00:02:23,896 --> 00:02:25,606 -from the old place again. -Again? 54 00:02:25,689 --> 00:02:28,108 Yeah, I think there was murder here. 55 00:02:28,191 --> 00:02:30,277 No, wait. I think it was a kidnapping. 56 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:32,362 Anyway, Wi-Fi’s up. 57 00:02:32,446 --> 00:02:34,031 [Justin] Yeah, I know Todd! 58 00:02:34,114 --> 00:02:35,824 No, I'm not raising my voice! I am not-- 59 00:02:35,908 --> 00:02:37,409 -I’m sorry-- -[Riley] He okay? 60 00:02:37,492 --> 00:02:39,578 [Billie] He's a bit operatic when triggered. 61 00:02:39,661 --> 00:02:41,038 Copy that. 62 00:02:41,121 --> 00:02:43,290 I'm Riley, by the way. 63 00:02:43,373 --> 00:02:45,208 I'm Billie. 64 00:02:45,292 --> 00:02:46,585 Pass me my sledge hammer? 65 00:02:48,003 --> 00:02:49,630 Yeah. 66 00:02:49,713 --> 00:02:52,215 [Billie] What's it for? 67 00:02:52,299 --> 00:02:53,675 Ah, there’s some things down here 68 00:02:53,759 --> 00:02:55,886 that can chew through wires. 69 00:02:55,969 --> 00:02:57,429 You might want to go back inside. 70 00:02:57,512 --> 00:02:59,264 -OK. -Yeah. 71 00:03:00,182 --> 00:03:01,683 Alright. 72 00:03:01,767 --> 00:03:03,977 [bright pop plays] 73 00:03:04,061 --> 00:03:06,855 [Justin screaming] I have been working so, so hard this year! 74 00:03:06,939 --> 00:03:08,982 I am a better person! 75 00:03:09,066 --> 00:03:11,109 The lawyer said that the trust is ironclad 76 00:03:11,193 --> 00:03:13,070 so we don't get the cottage until Maisy dies. 77 00:03:13,153 --> 00:03:14,279 Maybe when she hears about it, 78 00:03:14,363 --> 00:03:16,907 she'll have a heart attack. 79 00:03:16,990 --> 00:03:18,784 -That's it. -That's a joke. 80 00:03:18,867 --> 00:03:20,994 No, no, my dad. 81 00:03:21,078 --> 00:03:22,871 My dad must have put the trust in the box 82 00:03:22,955 --> 00:03:24,748 before he had his heart attack which means 83 00:03:24,831 --> 00:03:26,959 -Maisy doesn't know about it-- -So tell her. 84 00:03:27,042 --> 00:03:28,961 Maybe you can work out a timeshare. 85 00:03:29,044 --> 00:03:31,213 No. If Maisy finds out that the cottage 86 00:03:31,296 --> 00:03:33,048 is coming to me, she'll bury herself in it. 87 00:03:33,131 --> 00:03:34,883 We're never gonna get it. 88 00:03:34,967 --> 00:03:37,803 You don't know her the way that I know her, alright? 89 00:03:37,886 --> 00:03:39,846 We once had a crush on the same lifeguard 90 00:03:39,930 --> 00:03:41,848 and she shrank my bathing suit to make me look fatter. 91 00:03:41,932 --> 00:03:43,475 Or you got fatter. 92 00:03:43,558 --> 00:03:45,852 They went from board shorts to a Speedo. 93 00:03:45,936 --> 00:03:47,938 Thank God, I am an only child. 94 00:03:49,022 --> 00:03:50,941 Wait. I am an only child, right? 95 00:03:51,024 --> 00:03:52,985 [rapping at door] 96 00:03:53,068 --> 00:03:54,486 -Hey! -[Riley] Hey. 97 00:03:54,569 --> 00:03:55,988 Your Wi-Fi is all set up. 98 00:03:56,071 --> 00:03:58,365 He fixes cable, runs the general store-- 99 00:03:58,448 --> 00:04:00,450 man, you’re like a real life handsy-pandy, 100 00:04:00,534 --> 00:04:01,827 like a handyman. 101 00:04:03,203 --> 00:04:04,788 Uh, you want to keep this? 102 00:04:04,871 --> 00:04:07,249 No, no, that's a gift for you. 103 00:04:07,332 --> 00:04:10,460 Sweet. Maybe, see you around? 104 00:04:11,211 --> 00:04:12,546 Yeah, I’d love that. 105 00:04:12,629 --> 00:04:13,672 I mean I would like that. 106 00:04:13,755 --> 00:04:16,383 I would like that. 107 00:04:16,466 --> 00:04:19,219 God, I hope bad game is a recessive gene. 108 00:04:19,636 --> 00:04:21,388 -[Maisy] That's quite a view-- -Oh, God! 109 00:04:21,471 --> 00:04:23,390 Jesus. Make some noise when you walk. 110 00:04:23,473 --> 00:04:25,267 Was that Riley just leaving? 111 00:04:25,350 --> 00:04:27,853 Yes, it was Riley. He just came to install some Wi-Fi. 112 00:04:27,936 --> 00:04:29,938 Uh-huh. 113 00:04:30,022 --> 00:04:33,233 Careful Billie, bringing cute boys around. 114 00:04:33,316 --> 00:04:35,444 Justin once tried to steal an old boyfriend of mine 115 00:04:35,527 --> 00:04:37,279 by wearing these tiny little swim trunks. 116 00:04:37,362 --> 00:04:39,114 -[whispered] She's lying. -It didn't work. 117 00:04:39,197 --> 00:04:41,241 Listen, I know it was rough 118 00:04:41,324 --> 00:04:43,368 -hearing how dad-- -Not your dad-- 119 00:04:43,452 --> 00:04:45,412 Left me the cottage but I just want 120 00:04:45,495 --> 00:04:47,456 to make a fresh start. 121 00:04:47,539 --> 00:04:50,542 How about your fave: Games night! 122 00:04:50,625 --> 00:04:52,252 My place, tonight. 123 00:04:52,335 --> 00:04:53,879 Ooh, we would love to but we're so busy. 124 00:04:53,962 --> 00:04:55,464 We got lots of like birth father-daughter 125 00:04:55,547 --> 00:04:56,840 bonding to do. 126 00:04:56,923 --> 00:04:58,633 Well, Billie's invited too. 127 00:04:58,717 --> 00:05:00,635 Everyone's dying to get to know her. 128 00:05:00,719 --> 00:05:03,555 There'll be drinks, more drinks. We could play charades! 129 00:05:04,848 --> 00:05:07,851 Wow. That could-- That could be fun. 130 00:05:07,934 --> 00:05:09,519 Perfect. See you tonight at 8:00. 131 00:05:09,603 --> 00:05:10,979 -Okay. -[Maisy] Don't even think 132 00:05:11,063 --> 00:05:13,023 -about bringing anything. -Okay. 133 00:05:14,399 --> 00:05:16,151 Don't even think about bringing anything? 134 00:05:16,234 --> 00:05:18,403 Was I raised by Wolves? 135 00:05:18,487 --> 00:05:20,322 Two minutes ago, you wanted to annihilate her 136 00:05:20,405 --> 00:05:22,949 and now we're going over for white claws and lawn Jenga? 137 00:05:23,033 --> 00:05:24,534 Yes, because games night 138 00:05:24,618 --> 00:05:27,204 is the perfect way to run her off the lake. 139 00:05:27,287 --> 00:05:29,998 Games night, where friendly competition 140 00:05:30,082 --> 00:05:32,584 and binge drinking equals spilled secrets, 141 00:05:32,667 --> 00:05:35,170 rumours spread and sloppy make outs. 142 00:05:35,253 --> 00:05:37,964 Blood feuds are born and marriages torched. 143 00:05:38,048 --> 00:05:40,717 And that is how we are going to take down Maisy. 144 00:05:40,801 --> 00:05:42,385 That is Game of Thrones. 145 00:05:42,469 --> 00:05:44,387 But with a much more satisfying ending. 146 00:05:44,471 --> 00:05:47,099 Now, the best way to get rid of an invasive species 147 00:05:47,182 --> 00:05:49,309 is to make its environment inhospitable. 148 00:05:49,392 --> 00:05:53,063 So, in Maisy's case, that's family. 149 00:05:53,980 --> 00:05:57,400 Army of skanks-- Friends. 150 00:05:59,361 --> 00:06:01,029 And Cottage. 151 00:06:02,447 --> 00:06:04,032 Is this Mean Girls again? 152 00:06:04,116 --> 00:06:05,325 We're already becoming a family. 153 00:06:05,408 --> 00:06:07,327 -Mm. -Step one, 154 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:09,329 we alienate her from her friends and family 155 00:06:09,412 --> 00:06:11,248 by exposing a secret so dark 156 00:06:11,331 --> 00:06:13,250 it rocks the foundation of Maisy's world. 157 00:06:13,333 --> 00:06:14,793 What secret’s bad enough 158 00:06:14,876 --> 00:06:15,961 for someone to leave their cottage? 159 00:06:16,044 --> 00:06:17,754 Summer of ‘77. 160 00:06:17,838 --> 00:06:20,173 At a Quaalude and metuso game of two truths and a lie, 161 00:06:20,257 --> 00:06:22,050 Paul Park brags to his friends 162 00:06:22,134 --> 00:06:24,928 that he Munchausen-ed his dad into disowning his brother. 163 00:06:25,011 --> 00:06:27,347 The cottage was sold the next summer. 164 00:06:29,266 --> 00:06:31,643 Summer of ‘98, after two two-fours 165 00:06:31,726 --> 00:06:33,895 and three grams of hash, 166 00:06:33,979 --> 00:06:36,273 Nancy Sweeney confesses that her brother in law 167 00:06:36,356 --> 00:06:38,567 fingered her at her sister's wedding. 168 00:06:38,650 --> 00:06:40,360 Ripped the family apart and the cottage was sold. 169 00:06:40,443 --> 00:06:44,239 Which brings us to step number three, the cottage. 170 00:06:44,322 --> 00:06:45,782 What happened to step two? 171 00:06:45,866 --> 00:06:47,367 Can't do math when I'm making a plan. 172 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:49,202 My grandpa was a Scottish asshole, 173 00:06:49,286 --> 00:06:50,662 tied with turds and money. 174 00:06:50,745 --> 00:06:52,080 His septic system alone is enough 175 00:06:52,164 --> 00:06:53,582 to get the cottage condemned. 176 00:06:53,665 --> 00:06:55,375 So if I can find my grandpa's plans 177 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:57,169 and bring them to the county Inspector-- 178 00:06:57,252 --> 00:06:58,920 Bam! 179 00:06:59,004 --> 00:07:01,464 Maisy’s gonna have to fix those violations. 180 00:07:02,174 --> 00:07:03,717 At a huge price. 181 00:07:05,051 --> 00:07:06,178 Yes, question in the back. 182 00:07:06,261 --> 00:07:07,846 Mm-hmm. If it's such 183 00:07:07,929 --> 00:07:09,848 a huge price to fix, how will you afford it? 184 00:07:09,931 --> 00:07:12,475 Excellent question. We'll defer to future Justin. 185 00:07:12,559 --> 00:07:13,935 Any other questions? Yes. 186 00:07:14,019 --> 00:07:15,061 Yeah. What's wrong with you? 187 00:07:15,145 --> 00:07:17,189 I was a breeched birth. 188 00:07:17,272 --> 00:07:19,941 Now, once all the little pieces are lined up, 189 00:07:20,025 --> 00:07:24,070 we just sit back, relax and watch them fall like dominoes. 190 00:07:24,154 --> 00:07:25,530 We? 191 00:07:25,614 --> 00:07:26,907 There's no “We,” on Games night. 192 00:07:26,990 --> 00:07:28,992 So it's come to bribery, has it? 193 00:07:29,075 --> 00:07:32,370 Spicy? Okay. Best offer: 194 00:07:32,454 --> 00:07:34,122 You don't have fun tonight, 195 00:07:34,206 --> 00:07:35,999 I'll leave you alone for the rest of the summer. 196 00:07:36,082 --> 00:07:37,542 You can even keep the big bedroom. 197 00:07:37,626 --> 00:07:40,962 And if I do have fun? 198 00:07:41,046 --> 00:07:42,964 Oh, [chuckles]. 199 00:07:43,048 --> 00:07:46,343 We are gonna bond so hard. 200 00:07:47,093 --> 00:07:48,470 [animal groaning] 201 00:07:48,553 --> 00:07:49,888 [scratching] 202 00:07:49,971 --> 00:07:51,473 Or you're going to stay here 203 00:07:51,556 --> 00:07:54,517 with whatever Riley woke up in the pit. 204 00:07:54,601 --> 00:08:01,775 ♪ 205 00:08:06,404 --> 00:08:08,490 Place looks great, Maiser. 206 00:08:08,573 --> 00:08:10,116 Oh, just remember: 207 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:11,868 No mention of the reno okay? 208 00:08:11,952 --> 00:08:13,620 I already told the kids. 209 00:08:13,703 --> 00:08:16,081 Is that why you put Opal’s vision board away? 210 00:08:16,164 --> 00:08:18,500 Well, with Justin back on the lake, 211 00:08:18,583 --> 00:08:20,502 I just don't want people talking again. 212 00:08:20,585 --> 00:08:22,879 You remember what it was like when I first got the cottage. 213 00:08:24,214 --> 00:08:25,632 Oh, no, of course you don't. 214 00:08:25,715 --> 00:08:27,300 You had just been traded to Pittsburgh. 215 00:08:27,384 --> 00:08:30,053 Ah, yes. The lost years. 216 00:08:30,136 --> 00:08:32,305 Relax, hon... 217 00:08:32,389 --> 00:08:35,642 Once the Boathouse president approves our plans, 218 00:08:35,725 --> 00:08:37,644 the renos are all good. 219 00:08:37,727 --> 00:08:39,354 And I hear she's got 220 00:08:39,437 --> 00:08:41,564 the elections locked up this year. 221 00:08:41,648 --> 00:08:43,566 You don't understand. People said 222 00:08:43,650 --> 00:08:46,528 that I slept with my stepdad to get him to change the will, 223 00:08:46,611 --> 00:08:48,738 that I bribed the board. 224 00:08:48,822 --> 00:08:50,824 But didn't you bribe the board? 225 00:08:50,907 --> 00:08:52,492 I incentivized. 226 00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:54,494 Once I'm re-elected, nothing can keep us 227 00:08:54,577 --> 00:08:56,496 from our dream cottage. 228 00:08:56,579 --> 00:08:59,624 But if Justin’s happy, then he won't cause any trouble. 229 00:08:59,708 --> 00:09:01,501 And we all know what makes Justin happy. 230 00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:03,461 Right. 231 00:09:03,545 --> 00:09:04,921 Nope, not a clue. 232 00:09:05,005 --> 00:09:06,840 -[knocking] -[Justin] Knock-knock! 233 00:09:06,923 --> 00:09:08,758 [whispers] Not a word. 234 00:09:08,842 --> 00:09:10,176 -Hi. -[Maisy] Hi. 235 00:09:10,260 --> 00:09:12,512 Look who brought nana’s bean dip. 236 00:09:12,595 --> 00:09:15,265 Seven layers of dietary restrictions. Yum. 237 00:09:16,474 --> 00:09:18,643 -You remember Opal? -Hi. 238 00:09:18,727 --> 00:09:20,145 [sighs] Hello. 239 00:09:20,228 --> 00:09:21,521 [Victor] And Killian. 240 00:09:21,604 --> 00:09:23,315 -Hey. -Hey. 241 00:09:23,398 --> 00:09:26,359 Thank you so much for having us over It's really nice. 242 00:09:26,443 --> 00:09:28,111 Victor, why don't you and Killian 243 00:09:28,194 --> 00:09:30,447 give these two a tour of the cottage? 244 00:09:30,530 --> 00:09:33,533 Yay! Oh, I feel like an exiled Romanov 245 00:09:33,616 --> 00:09:35,827 returning to his ancestral dacha 246 00:09:35,910 --> 00:09:38,204 after it was stolen by the unwashed mob. 247 00:09:38,997 --> 00:09:41,082 [Opal] Did they bring bean dip to the dacha? 248 00:09:41,958 --> 00:09:44,210 Yeah, I just can't believe that we've never met. 249 00:09:44,294 --> 00:09:45,879 Oh, I was playing for Tampa, back then. 250 00:09:45,962 --> 00:09:48,006 -Wasn't around much. -Oh, hello! 251 00:09:48,089 --> 00:09:49,549 [Victor] Oh yeah. Yeah. 252 00:09:49,632 --> 00:09:51,092 Is it weird being in your family cottage? 253 00:09:51,176 --> 00:09:53,219 [Billie] No, it's not really my family. 254 00:09:53,303 --> 00:09:55,430 What's weird is my Black parents being obsessed 255 00:09:55,513 --> 00:09:57,057 with me connecting over my white roots. 256 00:09:57,140 --> 00:09:58,892 Like, they're worried I'll lose a kidney 257 00:09:58,975 --> 00:10:00,727 -and need a donor or something. -[Killian chuckles] 258 00:10:00,810 --> 00:10:02,771 Yeah, my mom's the exact same way. 259 00:10:02,854 --> 00:10:04,689 Like, I like dumplings and everything 260 00:10:04,773 --> 00:10:06,691 but does she have to bring ‘em to every school barbecue? 261 00:10:06,775 --> 00:10:08,193 [chuckling] 262 00:10:08,276 --> 00:10:09,903 That's why I love the lake so much 263 00:10:09,986 --> 00:10:12,280 because all the shit fades away. 264 00:10:12,364 --> 00:10:14,115 [gasps] Is that you. 265 00:10:14,199 --> 00:10:15,617 Where? 266 00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:17,243 Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 267 00:10:17,327 --> 00:10:18,787 [both chuckling] 268 00:10:18,870 --> 00:10:20,580 With my grandpa, 269 00:10:20,663 --> 00:10:22,082 or um, our grandpa-- 270 00:10:23,583 --> 00:10:25,335 Justin's dad. 271 00:10:26,544 --> 00:10:28,004 [Billie] What was he like? 272 00:10:28,088 --> 00:10:29,798 He was really fun. 273 00:10:29,881 --> 00:10:32,217 He was always up for something just crazy. 274 00:10:34,594 --> 00:10:36,596 You have the same eyes. 275 00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:38,139 [Maisy] Hey honey. 276 00:10:38,223 --> 00:10:41,309 Honey, can you guys come in here please? 277 00:10:41,393 --> 00:10:45,522 Everything looks the same, smells the same. 278 00:10:47,357 --> 00:10:49,234 Feels the same. 279 00:10:49,317 --> 00:10:51,569 Stop that. Stop that. 280 00:10:51,653 --> 00:10:53,780 [Maisy] It's so nice to have the family back together. 281 00:10:53,863 --> 00:10:55,031 Sure. 282 00:10:55,115 --> 00:10:57,784 -Wassup! -Wassup! 283 00:10:57,867 --> 00:10:59,202 Moore, party of six! 284 00:10:59,285 --> 00:11:00,537 -Here ya go. -[Maisy] Hi. 285 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:02,455 -Lovejoy, up top? -Sure, hey Wayne. 286 00:11:03,289 --> 00:11:04,457 Billie! 287 00:11:04,541 --> 00:11:06,000 -[Jayne] Wayne. -Yikes. 288 00:11:06,084 --> 00:11:07,502 Did you see the links that I sent? 289 00:11:07,585 --> 00:11:08,753 -Hey, sweetie. -[Billie] Hi. 290 00:11:08,837 --> 00:11:09,921 -[Justin] Jayne. -Sorry. 291 00:11:10,004 --> 00:11:12,382 [low pop music] 292 00:11:12,465 --> 00:11:13,508 Hey. 293 00:11:13,591 --> 00:11:15,385 Hey. 294 00:11:17,011 --> 00:11:18,930 You were so zooted the other night. 295 00:11:19,013 --> 00:11:21,433 She means thank you for not ratting them out. 296 00:11:21,516 --> 00:11:23,476 Oh. Snitches get stitches, right? 297 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:24,686 Why? 298 00:11:24,769 --> 00:11:26,438 Oh, it's just uh... 299 00:11:28,273 --> 00:11:29,691 Never mind. 300 00:11:29,774 --> 00:11:31,484 We're hanging at the fire pit. Wanna come? 301 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:33,403 I'm good. 302 00:11:33,486 --> 00:11:34,529 [Jerri] Okay. 303 00:11:36,489 --> 00:11:38,074 [Terri] Oh, my God-- 304 00:11:38,158 --> 00:11:39,742 [Olive] Guys, wait. 305 00:11:39,826 --> 00:11:41,411 They’re not as bad as you think. 306 00:11:41,494 --> 00:11:42,787 [Billie] They made people believe 307 00:11:42,871 --> 00:11:44,080 I stole coconut cream vodka. 308 00:11:44,164 --> 00:11:45,790 You don't come back from that. 309 00:11:45,874 --> 00:11:47,417 They've been doing dumb shit like that 310 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:49,461 to me since we were kids. You get used to it. 311 00:11:49,544 --> 00:11:51,379 No way, man. You shouldn't, either. 312 00:11:52,547 --> 00:11:54,007 [sighs] 313 00:11:54,090 --> 00:11:55,633 I think I'll just hang here tonight. 314 00:11:56,301 --> 00:11:57,635 If you're staying for Games night, 315 00:11:57,719 --> 00:11:59,596 you're going to need some backup. 316 00:11:59,679 --> 00:12:01,222 To play a bunch of dumb games? 317 00:12:01,306 --> 00:12:02,891 Shit gets real when boomers are three gins in 318 00:12:02,974 --> 00:12:04,767 and they’re six points down. 319 00:12:04,851 --> 00:12:06,603 Okay, well, we're probably going to have to have 320 00:12:06,686 --> 00:12:08,229 a safe word if we need to bounce. 321 00:12:08,313 --> 00:12:10,398 -Okay. -[Killian] Okay? So... 322 00:12:10,482 --> 00:12:12,066 Um. 323 00:12:14,444 --> 00:12:15,487 Dumplings. 324 00:12:16,738 --> 00:12:18,948 -It's perfect. -Yeah. 325 00:12:20,450 --> 00:12:21,868 [whispering] 326 00:12:21,951 --> 00:12:23,161 -[Justin] Oh. -Hey. 327 00:12:23,244 --> 00:12:24,746 -Justin. -Jayne. 328 00:12:24,829 --> 00:12:26,539 [Wayne] So, Jayne would like me 329 00:12:26,623 --> 00:12:29,542 to apologize to you for taking a leak 330 00:12:29,626 --> 00:12:32,378 in your sleeping bag at your dad's 50th kegger. 331 00:12:33,129 --> 00:12:34,839 I am sorry. 332 00:12:34,923 --> 00:12:36,299 If he’d known that they would call you 333 00:12:36,382 --> 00:12:37,926 Pisstopher Robin all summer-- 334 00:12:38,009 --> 00:12:39,469 [Justin] My dad didn't have a 50th kegger. 335 00:12:39,552 --> 00:12:41,763 -Total rager. Yeah. -Yes, he did. 336 00:12:41,846 --> 00:12:43,640 Party of the year. 337 00:12:43,723 --> 00:12:46,184 Why wasn't I invited to my dad's 50th birthday kegger? 338 00:12:46,267 --> 00:12:48,144 I guess that's what he wanted. 339 00:12:48,228 --> 00:12:49,354 Ah... 340 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:51,898 Cool. 341 00:12:51,981 --> 00:12:53,483 Cool, cool, cool. 342 00:12:53,566 --> 00:12:54,984 Well, you know what? 343 00:12:55,068 --> 00:12:56,736 Since the games have already begun, 344 00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,488 why don't we kick things off 345 00:12:58,571 --> 00:13:00,615 with a quick round of Never Have I Ever? 346 00:13:00,698 --> 00:13:02,242 -Oh. Yeah. -[Justin] Right? 347 00:13:02,325 --> 00:13:03,493 I haven't played this since like, 348 00:13:03,576 --> 00:13:04,786 I don't know how long. 349 00:13:04,869 --> 00:13:06,412 Hands up, Maisy. 350 00:13:06,496 --> 00:13:08,623 Um, let's see. Oh God, oh God. 351 00:13:08,706 --> 00:13:10,750 Oh God. Never have I ever. 352 00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:14,087 Oh, never have I ever had relations with a puck bunny. 353 00:13:14,963 --> 00:13:17,006 -Yeah! -[Wayne] Dude. 354 00:13:17,674 --> 00:13:20,051 -[Justin] Victor. -No. Okay. 355 00:13:21,052 --> 00:13:22,637 [Justin] Never have I ever 356 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:24,097 relieved myself on someone's 357 00:13:24,180 --> 00:13:26,099 imported Spice Girls sleeping bag. 358 00:13:26,182 --> 00:13:27,475 Wayne. 359 00:13:27,559 --> 00:13:28,810 Guilty. 360 00:13:30,603 --> 00:13:31,938 Thanks, Jayne. 361 00:13:32,814 --> 00:13:34,774 No. 362 00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:36,568 Never have I ever, never have I ever-- 363 00:13:36,651 --> 00:13:38,111 Oh God, what else could I-- 364 00:13:38,194 --> 00:13:40,572 Never have I ever sucked Wayne's dick 365 00:13:40,655 --> 00:13:42,615 while Jayne was getting her first aborsh. 366 00:13:44,576 --> 00:13:46,160 [whispers] Dominoes. 367 00:13:47,287 --> 00:13:49,038 Ah, fine. 368 00:13:50,748 --> 00:13:52,333 But it's a good thing you brought up 369 00:13:52,417 --> 00:13:54,294 before Wayne had his third drink, am I right? 370 00:13:55,461 --> 00:13:57,672 He says it every year. 371 00:13:57,755 --> 00:13:59,716 I told Jayne at her senior prom 372 00:13:59,799 --> 00:14:01,968 and then we ended up getting drunk and making out. 373 00:14:02,051 --> 00:14:03,720 Best night of my life. 374 00:14:03,803 --> 00:14:05,305 -Hm? -Hey, everybody. 375 00:14:05,388 --> 00:14:06,764 -[Maisy] Riley. -[Victor] Oh, hey bud. 376 00:14:06,848 --> 00:14:08,224 -How you doing? -Hi. 377 00:14:08,308 --> 00:14:10,143 Hi. Hi. 378 00:14:10,226 --> 00:14:12,061 Hi. 379 00:14:12,145 --> 00:14:14,772 This is perfect timing. Now, we can play partner games. 380 00:14:14,856 --> 00:14:16,149 You and Justin can be together. 381 00:14:17,817 --> 00:14:19,360 Hey, bean dip. 382 00:14:20,570 --> 00:14:22,363 I made that. 383 00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,825 Is that what makes Justin happy? 384 00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:28,453 -[Opal claps twice] -Everyone, it's time. 385 00:14:28,536 --> 00:14:30,538 As my bed time is 10, I've divided each game 386 00:14:30,622 --> 00:14:32,248 -into rounds of five. -[Maisy] Mm. 387 00:14:32,332 --> 00:14:34,667 [Victor] Great. 388 00:14:34,751 --> 00:14:39,130 ♪ 389 00:14:41,382 --> 00:14:43,009 You got this, Mais. 390 00:14:47,138 --> 00:14:48,765 Okay. 391 00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,435 [Victor] The Diving Bell and the Butterfly! 392 00:14:52,518 --> 00:14:53,561 -Yes! -[Victor] Yes! 393 00:14:53,645 --> 00:14:55,313 -What? -[laughter] 394 00:14:55,396 --> 00:14:57,398 -I friggin’ love you. -[Victor] I love you. 395 00:14:57,482 --> 00:14:59,484 ♪ A little bit of this and a little bit of that ♪ 396 00:14:59,567 --> 00:15:01,569 ♪ A little bit of this and a little bit of that ♪ 397 00:15:01,653 --> 00:15:03,613 ♪ A little bit of this and a little bit of that ♪ 398 00:15:03,696 --> 00:15:05,657 [Wayne] Ass. 399 00:15:05,740 --> 00:15:07,408 Falcon and the Ass man. No. 400 00:15:08,201 --> 00:15:09,243 Splinter in the-- 401 00:15:09,327 --> 00:15:10,745 Splinter in the ass. 402 00:15:10,828 --> 00:15:12,163 Indiana Jones and the Ass Crusade! 403 00:15:12,246 --> 00:15:13,289 -[buzzer] -Ugh. 404 00:15:13,373 --> 00:15:14,582 [Opal] Time. 405 00:15:15,291 --> 00:15:18,044 James and the Giant Peach. 406 00:15:18,127 --> 00:15:20,380 Not every peach is an ass, Wayne. 407 00:15:22,256 --> 00:15:23,549 The one behind you is a peach. 408 00:15:23,633 --> 00:15:25,635 [chuckles] 409 00:15:25,718 --> 00:15:27,970 ♪ A little bit of this and a little bit of that ♪ 410 00:15:28,054 --> 00:15:30,056 ♪ A little bit of this and a little bit of that ♪ 411 00:15:30,139 --> 00:15:32,350 ♪ A little bit of this and a little bit of that ♪ 412 00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:33,601 [Jayne laughs] 413 00:15:37,230 --> 00:15:38,523 Kill. 414 00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:41,943 Bill-- 415 00:15:44,946 --> 00:15:46,322 Oh, Kill Bill! 416 00:15:46,406 --> 00:15:47,573 -It’s Kill Bill! -[Killian] Yes! 417 00:15:47,657 --> 00:15:49,742 [laughter] 418 00:15:49,826 --> 00:15:52,036 ♪ A little bit of this, a little bit of that ♪ 419 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:54,414 ♪ A little bit of this and a little bit of that ♪ 420 00:15:54,497 --> 00:15:57,667 [laughter] 421 00:15:57,750 --> 00:15:59,460 [Justin] Alright. 422 00:16:01,421 --> 00:16:03,631 Opal, can I get a little help with this? 423 00:16:05,591 --> 00:16:07,844 It's the foundation on which all gay cinema is built. 424 00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:11,723 Mean Girls. 425 00:16:12,890 --> 00:16:15,560 ♪ A little bit of this and a little bit of that ♪ 426 00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:19,731 [loon trilling] 427 00:16:20,565 --> 00:16:22,316 [Justin sighs] 428 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,193 Well, my bombshell was a bust. 429 00:16:24,277 --> 00:16:26,320 I wasn't invited to my father's 50th birthday party 430 00:16:26,404 --> 00:16:28,740 and Maisy is some kind of charades witch. 431 00:16:28,823 --> 00:16:30,408 So I would really like to go. Please. 432 00:16:30,491 --> 00:16:31,701 I don't care about the big bedroom. 433 00:16:31,784 --> 00:16:33,369 You win, it's yours. 434 00:16:33,453 --> 00:16:35,580 Okay, so your plan didn’t work... 435 00:16:36,539 --> 00:16:37,707 What about Riley? 436 00:16:37,790 --> 00:16:39,125 Yes. I mean, he is. 437 00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:40,585 He's very cute. He's really cute. 438 00:16:40,668 --> 00:16:42,378 I mean, he's got-- What? No. 439 00:16:42,462 --> 00:16:44,255 Stop it. You are just trying to trick me. 440 00:16:44,338 --> 00:16:46,090 You just want to stay here so you can 441 00:16:46,174 --> 00:16:47,800 keep hanging out with Killian. 442 00:16:47,884 --> 00:16:49,761 I’m saying it because he's obviously into you. 443 00:16:49,844 --> 00:16:51,596 -Really? -[Billie] Mm-hm. 444 00:16:54,932 --> 00:16:57,769 Oh my God. Oh my God, no, I can't do this. 445 00:16:57,852 --> 00:16:59,979 I can't, not tonight. 446 00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:03,024 Oh. Opal's vegan cheese made you gassy. 447 00:17:03,107 --> 00:17:05,610 No, I don't feel ready. 448 00:17:05,693 --> 00:17:07,278 I was divorced, like yesterday. 449 00:17:07,361 --> 00:17:08,988 I'm not wearing any of the right clo-- 450 00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:10,698 Yes, fine. Opal’s vegan cheese made me gassy. 451 00:17:10,782 --> 00:17:11,908 Are you happy? 452 00:17:11,991 --> 00:17:13,659 No, no one's happy about that. 453 00:17:13,743 --> 00:17:15,703 I just want to go, please. I'd really like to go. 454 00:17:15,787 --> 00:17:16,871 Well, what about your grandpa’s plans? 455 00:17:16,954 --> 00:17:18,831 You can still steal them. 456 00:17:18,915 --> 00:17:21,167 They may not even be here, I don't know. 457 00:17:21,709 --> 00:17:23,795 I believe in you, Justin Lovejoy. 458 00:17:23,878 --> 00:17:25,922 You are like the Roman mob, remember? 459 00:17:26,005 --> 00:17:27,423 Taking back the family dogs 460 00:17:27,507 --> 00:17:29,091 from the dirty Russians and-- 461 00:17:29,175 --> 00:17:30,635 Oh, my God, please stop. 462 00:17:30,718 --> 00:17:32,887 You’re butchering a perfect metaphor. 463 00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:35,431 Alright, fine. But as soon as we steal those plans, 464 00:17:35,515 --> 00:17:37,058 we’re gone. Alright? 465 00:17:37,141 --> 00:17:39,143 Fine. But I'm not sitting behind you in the canoe. 466 00:17:39,227 --> 00:17:41,062 [Jayne chuckles] 467 00:17:41,145 --> 00:17:43,272 Wouldn’t it be so funny if Maisy and me 468 00:17:43,356 --> 00:17:46,025 just like made out, like right now? 469 00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:47,401 Dumplings. 470 00:17:47,485 --> 00:17:48,903 Yes. Come on. 471 00:17:48,986 --> 00:17:50,613 I'm going to show you something so amazing. 472 00:17:50,696 --> 00:17:53,199 Okay, you guys. Opal’s in bed, 473 00:17:53,282 --> 00:17:55,243 so let's make this next game a quiet one. 474 00:17:55,326 --> 00:17:57,537 Hearts. No, duck-duck-goose. 475 00:17:57,620 --> 00:17:59,247 How about Sardines? 476 00:17:59,330 --> 00:18:00,832 Hm. 477 00:18:00,915 --> 00:18:02,250 Like hide and seek? 478 00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:03,709 Well, it's uh, it’s kind of like 479 00:18:03,793 --> 00:18:05,670 a reverse hide and seek 480 00:18:05,753 --> 00:18:07,505 where like, one person hides and then everybody else looks. 481 00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:09,215 And then when you find the hider, 482 00:18:09,298 --> 00:18:11,551 you hide with them until the last person finds you. 483 00:18:11,634 --> 00:18:13,594 Justin always wanted to play this game 484 00:18:13,678 --> 00:18:15,596 when we were kids so he could sneak into my bedroom 485 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,390 and read my diary. 486 00:18:17,473 --> 00:18:18,933 You taught me the game! 487 00:18:19,016 --> 00:18:20,142 I'll save you the trouble. 488 00:18:20,226 --> 00:18:21,644 I don't keep a diary anymore 489 00:18:21,727 --> 00:18:24,021 but my vibrator is in the bedside table. 490 00:18:24,438 --> 00:18:25,940 -I'm down. -I also want that. 491 00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:28,109 -I will play. -It could be fun. 492 00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:29,694 I'll hide first. 493 00:18:29,777 --> 00:18:36,492 [trap music plays] 494 00:18:36,576 --> 00:18:38,953 [Killian] So, s'mores aren't just graham crackers, 495 00:18:39,036 --> 00:18:41,289 chocolate and marshmallows. 496 00:18:43,124 --> 00:18:44,542 Okay, well, they're kind of are. 497 00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:45,835 Yeah. 498 00:18:45,918 --> 00:18:47,378 [Killian] But uh, you can also use 499 00:18:47,461 --> 00:18:48,921 pretzels or Ritz crackers, 500 00:18:49,005 --> 00:18:50,965 milk chocolate or dark chocolate. 501 00:18:51,048 --> 00:18:52,592 And then there's the mini marshmallows 502 00:18:52,675 --> 00:18:54,051 or the jumbo marshmallows. 503 00:18:54,135 --> 00:18:56,178 Well, it looks yummy 504 00:18:56,262 --> 00:18:59,432 but I thought you were going to show me somethin’ amazin’. 505 00:18:59,515 --> 00:19:00,850 You think you're ready? 506 00:19:00,933 --> 00:19:02,768 Oh, I was born ready. 507 00:19:04,729 --> 00:19:06,731 [exhales] 508 00:19:08,691 --> 00:19:10,401 I don't get it, what are you doing? 509 00:19:11,652 --> 00:19:12,695 Nothing. 510 00:19:12,778 --> 00:19:14,655 Nothing? 511 00:19:14,739 --> 00:19:17,700 Yeah, I'm not so good at nothing. 512 00:19:17,783 --> 00:19:19,660 I mean, plus there's no such thing as nothing. 513 00:19:19,744 --> 00:19:20,953 I mean, even breathing, it's like something-- 514 00:19:21,037 --> 00:19:22,955 Look. 515 00:19:23,039 --> 00:19:25,249 [fire crackles] 516 00:19:32,256 --> 00:19:33,799 Nothing. 517 00:19:36,010 --> 00:19:38,679 [teen girls giggling] 518 00:19:38,763 --> 00:19:40,473 What's up, fam? 519 00:19:40,556 --> 00:19:42,808 Oh, my God, you guys would make the cutest babies. 520 00:19:42,892 --> 00:19:45,436 [Terri] Oh, my God, you can't just say that, dummy. 521 00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:47,355 ♪ Look at me, you in trouble ♪ 522 00:19:47,438 --> 00:19:48,940 ♪ I ain’t come here to cuddle (nah) ♪ 523 00:19:49,023 --> 00:19:50,650 ♪ Big shark in a puddle (yeah) ♪ 524 00:19:50,733 --> 00:19:52,443 ♪ Big shark in a puddle (woo) ♪ 525 00:19:52,526 --> 00:19:54,320 ♪ Look at me, you in trouble (yeah) ♪ 526 00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:56,072 ♪ No droppin’ this shovel (yeah) ♪ 527 00:19:56,155 --> 00:19:57,698 ♪ Big shark in a puddle (yeah) ♪ 528 00:19:57,782 --> 00:19:59,408 ♪ Big shark in a puddle, yeah! ♪ 529 00:20:00,368 --> 00:20:03,704 ♪ Even with me, you against me right away ♪ 530 00:20:03,788 --> 00:20:07,083 ♪ Even with me, you against me right away ♪ 531 00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:10,628 ♪ Even with me, you against me right away ♪ 532 00:20:10,711 --> 00:20:12,338 ♪ Right away ♪ 533 00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:14,048 ♪ Right away ♪ 534 00:20:14,131 --> 00:20:15,841 ♪ Ahn! ♪ 535 00:20:31,524 --> 00:20:35,528 Lance Bass! Aw! We're back in sync, baby. 536 00:20:35,611 --> 00:20:37,279 [smooch] 537 00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:45,746 [door creaks] 538 00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:49,250 No, no, no, no, Maisy here. 539 00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:50,751 Perfect. 540 00:20:52,128 --> 00:20:54,630 I got you all to myself. 541 00:20:54,714 --> 00:20:56,674 Oh, whoa, um. 542 00:20:56,757 --> 00:20:58,968 [Riley] Uh, sorry, I thought 543 00:20:59,051 --> 00:21:01,345 I was getting a games night, 544 00:21:01,429 --> 00:21:03,389 sloppy makeout vibe from you. 545 00:21:03,472 --> 00:21:04,765 No, no, you were. 546 00:21:04,849 --> 00:21:06,100 There was totally a vibe. 547 00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:07,309 We were totally vibing. 548 00:21:07,393 --> 00:21:09,311 It's just um, full disclosh-- 549 00:21:09,395 --> 00:21:13,566 I am pretty freshly divorced and very badly out of practice. 550 00:21:13,649 --> 00:21:17,945 Uh, the beard tat dating trauma that you mentioned 551 00:21:18,029 --> 00:21:19,488 at the Gas and Go. 552 00:21:19,572 --> 00:21:21,282 That's the one. 553 00:21:21,365 --> 00:21:26,620 You know, I have this scar and some like chin zits, 554 00:21:26,704 --> 00:21:29,331 um, like to, 555 00:21:29,415 --> 00:21:31,667 tighten it up and cover... 556 00:21:32,251 --> 00:21:33,711 Why are you smiling? 557 00:21:33,794 --> 00:21:36,672 ‘Cause triggered is my kink. 558 00:21:38,215 --> 00:21:39,884 [Riley] Ah. Oh. 559 00:21:39,967 --> 00:21:41,802 Do you, um, 560 00:21:42,970 --> 00:21:44,889 do you wanna play my favourite game? 561 00:21:46,849 --> 00:21:48,517 Yeah. 562 00:21:48,601 --> 00:21:50,603 So now Justin has Riley to obsess over 563 00:21:50,686 --> 00:21:52,980 and he won't care about the renovation. 564 00:21:53,064 --> 00:21:54,648 You're brilliant. 565 00:21:54,732 --> 00:21:58,194 I know. Justin always went after the hot guy 566 00:21:58,277 --> 00:22:00,154 that was out of his league only to be disappointed 567 00:22:00,237 --> 00:22:02,114 when they rejected him. 568 00:22:02,198 --> 00:22:04,992 I don't know. Him and Riley seem to be hitting it off. 569 00:22:05,076 --> 00:22:07,286 Oh, Justin may have lost the weight 570 00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:09,163 but trust me, he is still a train wreck. 571 00:22:09,246 --> 00:22:11,999 Riley will see that and dump him. 572 00:22:12,083 --> 00:22:14,418 The pain and the shame will give Justin 573 00:22:14,502 --> 00:22:16,587 two more reasons to run away. 574 00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:18,339 Cool. 575 00:22:18,422 --> 00:22:20,299 Wanna play seven minutes in heaven? 576 00:22:21,592 --> 00:22:23,344 You dirty dog. 577 00:22:23,427 --> 00:22:24,595 Yes. 578 00:22:26,013 --> 00:22:27,640 Mm-mn. 579 00:22:27,723 --> 00:22:30,142 [chuckles] 580 00:22:31,143 --> 00:22:32,853 [muffled speech] Fuzzy bunnies! 581 00:22:33,562 --> 00:22:34,980 Eight marshmallows! 582 00:22:35,064 --> 00:22:36,649 Okay, Kerri! 583 00:22:38,192 --> 00:22:39,527 Your turn, Killian. 584 00:22:39,610 --> 00:22:41,237 Truth or dare? 585 00:22:42,613 --> 00:22:44,365 Dare. 586 00:22:44,448 --> 00:22:47,368 I dare you to sit in the outhouse for five minutes. 587 00:22:51,330 --> 00:22:54,041 Make it a double dare. We’ll do it together. 588 00:22:54,792 --> 00:22:57,795 [Terri] In that case, we dare you to go into the outhouse 589 00:22:57,878 --> 00:22:59,130 and swap clothes. 590 00:22:59,213 --> 00:23:00,673 What? 591 00:23:00,756 --> 00:23:02,758 Done. 592 00:23:02,842 --> 00:23:05,761 Janie, can you believe how good I look in Victor's clothes? 593 00:23:05,845 --> 00:23:07,346 I mean, sleeves are a bit big, 594 00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:10,307 waist a little bit tight but I'm a snack. 595 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,477 [gasp] I found it. 596 00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:19,984 [gasp] The astral nebula. 597 00:23:22,111 --> 00:23:23,654 Why is it so special? 598 00:23:23,737 --> 00:23:25,781 You have to apply to get one. 599 00:23:25,865 --> 00:23:27,366 I've been turned down. 600 00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:28,534 Twice. 601 00:23:30,870 --> 00:23:32,746 How ‘bout a demo, babe? 602 00:23:32,830 --> 00:23:35,082 ♪ 603 00:23:35,166 --> 00:23:36,417 [giggling] 604 00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:38,460 [Terri] Have fun. 605 00:23:42,590 --> 00:23:46,510 Okay, five minutes starting... 606 00:23:46,594 --> 00:23:48,262 -Now. -Hate to admit this 607 00:23:48,345 --> 00:23:50,598 but this is totally on brand for me. 608 00:23:50,681 --> 00:23:52,600 Every time I try to help, I end up in shit. 609 00:23:58,314 --> 00:23:59,732 Pass me your shorts. 610 00:24:00,399 --> 00:24:01,442 [sighs] 611 00:24:01,525 --> 00:24:03,611 What's the matter? 612 00:24:03,694 --> 00:24:05,654 No, I'm just-- I'm just a bit claustrophobic. 613 00:24:05,738 --> 00:24:07,364 That's why they dared me to do this. 614 00:24:07,448 --> 00:24:09,074 So why didn't you just say, “No?” 615 00:24:09,158 --> 00:24:10,701 I didn't want to embarrass myself. 616 00:24:11,702 --> 00:24:13,454 I see my mistake now. 617 00:24:13,537 --> 00:24:18,042 Uh, no big, we’ll just do another dare. Okay? 618 00:24:18,125 --> 00:24:19,710 Okay, yeah. 619 00:24:19,793 --> 00:24:23,130 [wild laughter] 620 00:24:23,214 --> 00:24:24,924 Oh no. 621 00:24:25,007 --> 00:24:26,467 It's okay, stay calm. We got this. Yeah? 622 00:24:26,550 --> 00:24:28,219 Yeah, yeah, we're good. 623 00:24:28,302 --> 00:24:29,887 [Killian] Okay. 624 00:24:29,970 --> 00:24:31,889 [Billie] Some bitches are getting stitches. 625 00:24:33,933 --> 00:24:35,935 [Jerri] What up, Opie-dopes? 626 00:24:36,018 --> 00:24:38,938 Couldn’t sleep. My parents are fooling around in my closet. 627 00:24:39,021 --> 00:24:41,190 [Teri] Must run in the family. 628 00:24:41,273 --> 00:24:43,275 Yeah... Your brother and his cousin 629 00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:45,444 are naked in the outhouse. 630 00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:51,533 ♪ 631 00:24:51,617 --> 00:24:53,410 Billie and Killian are having sex in the outhouse! 632 00:24:53,494 --> 00:24:55,287 -Yes! -No! 633 00:24:56,413 --> 00:24:57,665 Is that bad? 634 00:24:58,916 --> 00:25:00,292 -That's bad. -Yeah. 635 00:25:00,376 --> 00:25:02,127 [Justin] Oh, God. 636 00:25:02,211 --> 00:25:06,674 I'm so, so close. So close. 637 00:25:06,757 --> 00:25:09,885 Yes babe, yes babe, yes babe. 638 00:25:09,969 --> 00:25:12,096 Oh! 639 00:25:12,179 --> 00:25:13,555 Yes... Babe-- 640 00:25:13,639 --> 00:25:14,932 Oh! 641 00:25:15,808 --> 00:25:17,685 [Billie] C’mon, Killian. Just think of something else. 642 00:25:17,768 --> 00:25:19,144 [Killian] Yeah, I'm trying. 643 00:25:19,228 --> 00:25:20,771 I'm almost, there! 644 00:25:23,357 --> 00:25:25,192 [giggling] 645 00:25:26,610 --> 00:25:28,195 -Are you okay? -Yeah, I just... 646 00:25:29,822 --> 00:25:31,448 [panting] 647 00:25:32,783 --> 00:25:34,159 Your shoulder’s bleeding. 648 00:25:34,243 --> 00:25:35,744 What? Oh my God. 649 00:25:35,828 --> 00:25:37,288 Oh my God. My birth daughter's bleeding! 650 00:25:37,371 --> 00:25:38,956 My birth daughter’s bleeding! 651 00:25:39,039 --> 00:25:40,582 [Maisy] It’s okay. I got it. I got it! 652 00:25:40,666 --> 00:25:41,792 You don't know where anything is. 653 00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:43,252 [Justin] I do. I do. 654 00:25:43,335 --> 00:25:45,504 What's happening? What happened? 655 00:25:45,587 --> 00:25:48,799 [Victor] Looks like your hell spawn struck again. 656 00:25:48,882 --> 00:25:49,925 [sighs] 657 00:25:50,009 --> 00:25:51,051 Is that my shirt? 658 00:25:51,135 --> 00:25:52,511 Yeah. 659 00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:54,972 Does anybody else hear that buzzing sound? 660 00:25:55,055 --> 00:25:57,266 Uh, we should hit the road. Huh? 661 00:25:57,349 --> 00:25:59,893 Good night, guys. Thank you for a great night. 662 00:25:59,977 --> 00:26:01,228 Thank you. 663 00:26:01,312 --> 00:26:02,813 [buzzing] 664 00:26:05,733 --> 00:26:08,861 -Do you think? -Oh, yes. 665 00:26:08,944 --> 00:26:10,446 I mean, yeah. 666 00:26:10,529 --> 00:26:11,780 Go Wayne. 667 00:26:13,324 --> 00:26:14,783 Can you get tetanus from an outhouse? 668 00:26:14,867 --> 00:26:16,201 Is that a thing? 669 00:26:16,285 --> 00:26:17,953 [Maisy] I think you'll survive. 670 00:26:18,037 --> 00:26:20,581 Oh, you have a better chance if you stand still. 671 00:26:20,664 --> 00:26:22,333 [sighs] What about ticks? 672 00:26:22,416 --> 00:26:23,959 My mom says you can get Lyme disease here 673 00:26:24,043 --> 00:26:25,627 from all the nature. 674 00:26:25,711 --> 00:26:27,921 Lyme disease is really having a moment, huh? 675 00:26:28,005 --> 00:26:30,007 Justin Bieber did so much for that disease. 676 00:26:30,841 --> 00:26:32,176 I think you're safe. 677 00:26:35,262 --> 00:26:37,765 You and Kilian make a great team. 678 00:26:37,848 --> 00:26:39,224 Almost second place. 679 00:26:39,308 --> 00:26:40,601 Uh, I know. I feel so bad. 680 00:26:40,684 --> 00:26:42,227 It's my fault he took the dare. 681 00:26:42,311 --> 00:26:44,355 He didn't want me to know he's claustrophobic. 682 00:26:45,397 --> 00:26:48,567 No, it is not your fault. Let me guess. 683 00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:51,570 It rhymes with very, hairy and scary? 684 00:26:51,653 --> 00:26:54,323 Not a lot of cool girls on the lake your age. 685 00:26:54,406 --> 00:26:56,909 Don't worry, Sarah will be here soon. 686 00:26:56,992 --> 00:26:58,452 You two will get along great. 687 00:26:58,535 --> 00:27:00,496 Oh, cool. Does Sarah have a cottage here? 688 00:27:00,579 --> 00:27:01,955 No, no. She stays with us. 689 00:27:02,039 --> 00:27:03,540 She's Killian's girlfriend. 690 00:27:05,584 --> 00:27:07,628 There you go. Good as new. 691 00:27:09,546 --> 00:27:11,006 Thanks. 692 00:27:17,054 --> 00:27:19,348 God. Promised her parents she'd have fun 693 00:27:19,431 --> 00:27:21,475 but not like bleeding in an outhouse fun. 694 00:27:21,558 --> 00:27:22,684 Jesus. 695 00:27:23,977 --> 00:27:25,938 Sorry, hot mess alert. 696 00:27:28,023 --> 00:27:31,360 Who plays very cool Connect Four. 697 00:27:31,443 --> 00:27:34,321 Maybe you’d wanna play board games again, sometime? 698 00:27:35,739 --> 00:27:37,533 Unless you're playing board games with somebody else 699 00:27:37,616 --> 00:27:39,701 ‘cause you can play board games with whoever you want. 700 00:27:39,785 --> 00:27:42,454 I'm not one of those like, hetero-boardative queers. 701 00:27:42,538 --> 00:27:45,124 Nope. Not, not this guy. 702 00:27:47,626 --> 00:27:49,545 Okay, I'm down for a rematch. 703 00:27:49,628 --> 00:27:51,255 -[Justin] Really? -Yeah. 704 00:27:51,338 --> 00:27:53,132 I'll wait for you on the dock. 705 00:27:54,883 --> 00:27:56,969 I should get goin’ as well. 706 00:27:57,052 --> 00:27:58,804 Yeah. 707 00:27:58,887 --> 00:28:00,556 Thanks for a great night, Maisy. 708 00:28:00,639 --> 00:28:03,892 Oh yes, my pleasure. Get home, safely. 709 00:28:03,976 --> 00:28:05,352 Maybe see you around? 710 00:28:05,436 --> 00:28:07,020 Yeah. Around. Over, under, whatever. 711 00:28:07,104 --> 00:28:09,314 I'm flexible ‘cause-- because I do yoga. 712 00:28:10,065 --> 00:28:11,400 [Riley] Goodnight. 713 00:28:12,985 --> 00:28:15,028 [Justin] Thanks for the trip down memory lane. 714 00:28:15,112 --> 00:28:17,448 As far as Game nights go, it wasn't one of the worst. 715 00:28:17,531 --> 00:28:19,867 I'm so glad you had fun. 716 00:28:19,950 --> 00:28:22,995 And Billie turned out to be a lovely girl. 717 00:28:24,955 --> 00:28:27,082 Do you mind if I borrow this? 718 00:28:27,166 --> 00:28:28,959 The murder cabin is kind of short on fun. 719 00:28:29,042 --> 00:28:30,252 Oh yeah, of course. 720 00:28:30,335 --> 00:28:31,628 Take it as long as you want. 721 00:28:31,712 --> 00:28:33,338 Great. 722 00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:36,633 Mi casa es su casa. 723 00:28:36,717 --> 00:28:37,926 Not yet. 724 00:28:39,678 --> 00:28:41,763 So why is he an asshole? 725 00:28:41,847 --> 00:28:44,349 Because he has a girlfriend. 726 00:28:44,850 --> 00:28:47,352 We have this amazing time together and then-- 727 00:28:47,436 --> 00:28:49,354 [Justin gasps] So you did have fun. 728 00:28:49,438 --> 00:28:52,399 Ugh, fine. You win. 729 00:28:53,275 --> 00:28:54,735 But I'm pulling the adoption card 730 00:28:54,818 --> 00:28:55,944 and keeping the big bedroom. 731 00:28:56,028 --> 00:28:57,905 Yeah, you can play that once. 732 00:28:57,988 --> 00:28:59,406 Maybe a few times. 733 00:28:59,490 --> 00:29:01,116 Kilian should have told me. 734 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:04,369 Well, did he like, say or try anything creepy? 735 00:29:04,453 --> 00:29:06,830 No. He made me s'mores 736 00:29:07,706 --> 00:29:08,999 and they were delicious. 737 00:29:09,458 --> 00:29:10,918 What does making a s’more even mean 738 00:29:11,001 --> 00:29:12,294 in boy language. 739 00:29:12,377 --> 00:29:13,921 I think it means that he likes you. 740 00:29:15,297 --> 00:29:18,300 And that he has a girlfriend. Both can be true. 741 00:29:18,383 --> 00:29:21,637 But the summer is long 742 00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:24,848 and long distance relationships are really hard. 743 00:29:24,932 --> 00:29:26,850 Why do you think I stayed with my ex in Australia? 744 00:29:26,934 --> 00:29:28,352 Because you were running from your life 745 00:29:28,435 --> 00:29:29,937 and it's crushing misery. 746 00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:32,105 All right, look. Not all is lost, okay? 747 00:29:32,189 --> 00:29:34,525 Because you had fun with Killian, 748 00:29:34,608 --> 00:29:37,236 I stole my grandpa's plans. 749 00:29:42,449 --> 00:29:44,284 Paint swatches? 750 00:29:44,368 --> 00:29:45,410 Order numbers? 751 00:29:45,494 --> 00:29:46,912 What the fuck is this? 752 00:29:46,995 --> 00:29:48,580 What the hell is rustic boho minimalism? 753 00:29:48,664 --> 00:29:50,499 She's gonna tear the whole thing down. 754 00:29:52,501 --> 00:29:53,752 A-ha! 755 00:29:53,835 --> 00:29:55,671 Bring it down, Sherlock-- 756 00:29:55,754 --> 00:29:57,172 Boat House Committee meeting, 757 00:29:57,256 --> 00:29:59,466 construction permits, approvals? 758 00:29:59,550 --> 00:30:01,552 Oh my God! 759 00:30:01,635 --> 00:30:03,595 This is why Maisy hid this! 760 00:30:03,679 --> 00:30:05,264 She didn’t want me to find out 761 00:30:05,347 --> 00:30:07,266 about her reno before it went to the board. 762 00:30:07,349 --> 00:30:09,142 So why invite you to Games night? 763 00:30:09,226 --> 00:30:11,979 Because Billie, because she's diabolical. 764 00:30:12,062 --> 00:30:13,480 [sighs] Of course-- 765 00:30:13,564 --> 00:30:15,274 [Justin] What better way to play me 766 00:30:15,357 --> 00:30:17,818 than by showing me that she's got nothing to hide? 767 00:30:17,901 --> 00:30:19,820 But... 768 00:30:19,903 --> 00:30:22,656 if we could get the board to stop her reno, 769 00:30:22,739 --> 00:30:23,949 then she wouldn't be able 770 00:30:24,032 --> 00:30:26,034 to demolish our family legacy. 771 00:30:26,118 --> 00:30:28,495 Boat House elections are tomorrow. 772 00:30:28,579 --> 00:30:30,455 We need to game her, 773 00:30:30,539 --> 00:30:32,958 the same way that she thinks she's gaming us. 774 00:30:33,041 --> 00:30:35,043 And the best part is, 775 00:30:35,127 --> 00:30:37,421 she has no idea we’re coming. 776 00:30:41,049 --> 00:30:42,384 Game and match. 777 00:30:45,137 --> 00:30:46,763 ♪ It doesn’t hurt me ♪ 778 00:30:46,847 --> 00:30:48,473 ♪ Yeah-yeah-yo-o-o-o ♪ 779 00:30:48,557 --> 00:30:50,767 ♪ You wanna feel how it feels? ♪ 780 00:30:50,851 --> 00:30:52,894 ♪ Yeah-yeah-yo-o-o-o ♪ 781 00:30:52,978 --> 00:30:55,480 ♪ Do you wanna know? Know it doesn’t hurt me? ♪ 782 00:30:55,564 --> 00:30:57,316 ♪ Yeah-yeah-yo-o-o-o ♪ 783 00:30:57,399 --> 00:30:58,942 ♪ Do you wanna hear about the deal ♪ 784 00:30:59,026 --> 00:31:00,319 ♪ We’re making? ♪ 785 00:31:00,402 --> 00:31:01,862 ♪ Yeah-yeah-yo-o-o-o ♪ 786 00:31:01,945 --> 00:31:03,614 [vocalizing] 787 00:31:03,697 --> 00:31:05,449 ♪ Yeah-yeah-yo-o-o-o ♪ 788 00:31:05,532 --> 00:31:09,202 [vocalizing] 789 00:31:09,286 --> 00:31:10,912 ♪ If I could ♪ 790 00:31:10,996 --> 00:31:13,165 ♪ I’d make a deal with God ♪ 791 00:31:13,248 --> 00:31:16,168 ♪ And then get Him to swap our faces ♪ 792 00:31:16,251 --> 00:31:18,337 ♪ Be running up that road ♪ 793 00:31:18,420 --> 00:31:20,547 ♪ Be running up that hill ♪ 794 00:31:20,631 --> 00:31:23,133 ♪ Be running up that hill then ♪ 795 00:31:26,303 --> 00:31:28,180 ♪ Oh, come on, baby ♪ 796 00:31:28,263 --> 00:31:30,641 ♪ Oh, come on, darling ♪ 797 00:31:30,724 --> 00:31:34,978 ♪ Let me steal this moment from you, now ♪ 798 00:31:35,062 --> 00:31:36,730 ♪ Oh come on, angel ♪ 799 00:31:36,813 --> 00:31:38,940 ♪ Oh, come on, come on, darling ♪ 800 00:31:39,024 --> 00:31:41,652 ♪ Let's exchange the experience ♪ 801 00:31:41,735 --> 00:31:43,362 ♪ If I could ♪ 802 00:31:43,445 --> 00:31:45,906 ♪ I’d make a deal with God ♪ 803 00:31:45,989 --> 00:31:49,284 ♪ And then get Him to swap our faces ♪ 804 00:31:49,368 --> 00:31:53,288 ♪ Do you wanna know how it feels? ♪