1 00:00:05,007 --> 00:00:08,510 -[clattering] -[snorts] 2 00:00:08,594 --> 00:00:13,182 [plates and cutlery clattering] 3 00:00:15,476 --> 00:00:22,357 ♪ 4 00:00:22,441 --> 00:00:24,943 [sighs] 5 00:00:25,027 --> 00:00:29,281 -[cereal tinkling on ceramic] -God... 6 00:00:32,576 --> 00:00:34,536 God, what the hell is happening? 7 00:00:34,620 --> 00:00:36,663 What, are you prepping for end times? 8 00:00:36,747 --> 00:00:38,457 I thought we could have some breakfast together 9 00:00:38,540 --> 00:00:39,875 and then go on a hike. 10 00:00:39,958 --> 00:00:42,127 Why? Oh, my God. What did I do wrong? 11 00:00:42,211 --> 00:00:44,254 I lost your fun bet. Remember? 12 00:00:44,338 --> 00:00:47,007 -I owe you some family bonding. -[Justin groans] 13 00:00:47,090 --> 00:00:48,675 It sounds like family bondage. 14 00:00:48,759 --> 00:00:50,219 Mm... 15 00:00:50,302 --> 00:00:52,721 You know what's fun? Is a nice, 16 00:00:52,805 --> 00:00:56,517 slow roll, 10 AM start and chips for breakfast. 17 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:58,143 Yeah. Well, I found some environmentally 18 00:00:58,227 --> 00:00:59,895 significant wetlands nearby and you and I 19 00:00:59,978 --> 00:01:01,438 -are gonna check 'em out. 'Kay? -[Justin sighs] 20 00:01:01,522 --> 00:01:03,023 Do you remember that the cottage 21 00:01:03,106 --> 00:01:05,192 is about enjoying nature and not about, like, 22 00:01:05,275 --> 00:01:07,277 putting it under a microscope? 23 00:01:07,361 --> 00:01:08,779 See, that is the problem. 24 00:01:08,862 --> 00:01:10,614 People have been enjoying nature so much 25 00:01:10,697 --> 00:01:12,115 that the planet is a trash can fire. 26 00:01:12,199 --> 00:01:14,409 So, we are prepping for end times. 27 00:01:14,493 --> 00:01:18,705 Okay, I'm gonna need some coffee and some chips. 28 00:01:18,789 --> 00:01:20,499 -[sighs] -Where's the, um-- 29 00:01:20,582 --> 00:01:22,501 Mugs are in the upper cabinets for better flow. 30 00:01:22,584 --> 00:01:24,628 -[Justin] Okay. And the-- -Snacks are on the top shelf 31 00:01:24,711 --> 00:01:27,172 to discourage overindulgence. And ants. 32 00:01:27,256 --> 00:01:29,341 Both of which, essential ingredients 33 00:01:29,424 --> 00:01:30,759 to the cottage experience. 34 00:01:30,843 --> 00:01:32,094 Ew. 35 00:01:34,888 --> 00:01:37,224 So, you brought a label maker, did ya? 36 00:01:38,308 --> 00:01:41,270 This is how you cottage. 37 00:01:41,353 --> 00:01:43,897 You sit back, you relax. 38 00:01:43,981 --> 00:01:45,691 You do nothing. 39 00:01:45,774 --> 00:01:48,527 Okay, doing nothing is not relaxing for me, okay? 40 00:01:48,610 --> 00:01:50,821 The planet is on fire, there's systemic racism, 41 00:01:50,904 --> 00:01:52,531 economic inequality and doing nothing 42 00:01:52,614 --> 00:01:54,241 -is the reason for all that. -Okay-- I'm sorry. 43 00:01:54,324 --> 00:01:56,243 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm puttin' it back in. 44 00:01:56,326 --> 00:01:58,287 Okay? I take it back. 45 00:01:58,370 --> 00:02:01,456 I won't cottage-splain anymore. 46 00:02:01,540 --> 00:02:05,836 All right. Why don't we start our bondage with a morning dip? 47 00:02:05,919 --> 00:02:09,464 It's environmentally friendly, low economic impact. 48 00:02:09,548 --> 00:02:10,841 Water's so pretty. 49 00:02:10,924 --> 00:02:12,551 Nah, I'm good. 50 00:02:12,634 --> 00:02:13,886 What do you mean? Isn't swimming, 51 00:02:13,969 --> 00:02:15,888 like, your thing? 52 00:02:15,971 --> 00:02:18,473 Lake water's gross, okay? You can't see the bottom. 53 00:02:18,557 --> 00:02:21,602 "Jaws", uh, "Lake Placid" and seaweed's nasty. 54 00:02:21,685 --> 00:02:23,520 Ah-kay... 55 00:02:23,604 --> 00:02:26,106 -New bondage plan. -[sighs] 56 00:02:26,189 --> 00:02:28,400 Why don't we hike up to Raven's Rock 57 00:02:28,483 --> 00:02:29,985 and you can swim there. 58 00:02:30,068 --> 00:02:32,321 It's the clearest, deepest part of the lake, 59 00:02:32,404 --> 00:02:34,031 nothing nasty to touch 60 00:02:34,114 --> 00:02:36,158 and you can see all the sharks coming. 61 00:02:37,743 --> 00:02:40,370 Fine, as long as you don't spend the day 62 00:02:40,454 --> 00:02:41,997 obsessing over Maisy and the cottage. 63 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:44,124 Pfft. Deal. Done. 64 00:02:45,918 --> 00:02:48,921 I just have, like, a teensy little errand to run, first. 65 00:02:50,839 --> 00:02:52,633 ♪ 66 00:02:52,716 --> 00:02:57,137 ♪ Never let, never let them go ♪ 67 00:02:57,220 --> 00:03:01,266 ♪ I get the feeling, we're just repeating ♪ 68 00:03:02,559 --> 00:03:04,019 Thank you. 69 00:03:04,102 --> 00:03:05,604 Thank you so much 70 00:03:05,687 --> 00:03:07,064 for making me Boathouse president 71 00:03:07,147 --> 00:03:08,440 for the 7th consecutive year! 72 00:03:08,523 --> 00:03:10,317 Still too needy. 73 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,694 Winning by acclaim means that no one ran against you. 74 00:03:12,778 --> 00:03:15,322 What are you thanking them for? Political apathy? 75 00:03:15,405 --> 00:03:18,116 More McDormand. Less Hathaway. 76 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:19,952 Okay. 77 00:03:20,035 --> 00:03:21,745 [message sent sound] 78 00:03:24,164 --> 00:03:25,540 No! 79 00:03:25,624 --> 00:03:27,292 Victory cookies? 80 00:03:27,376 --> 00:03:28,710 That's a big flex, Mom. 81 00:03:28,794 --> 00:03:30,379 Oh... Is somebody cranky because 82 00:03:30,462 --> 00:03:32,130 -they miss their girlfriend? -No. 83 00:03:32,214 --> 00:03:34,633 I'm just sick of lifeguard training, Dad's obsessed. 84 00:03:34,716 --> 00:03:37,177 Well, stop trash-talking your parents to Sara. 85 00:03:37,260 --> 00:03:39,304 I see you texting her all morning. 86 00:03:42,015 --> 00:03:43,475 [Victor] Have you seen my stopwatch? 87 00:03:44,267 --> 00:03:45,727 Go easy on Killian. Okay? 88 00:03:45,811 --> 00:03:47,521 -I think he misses Sara. -[Opal] Yeah. 89 00:03:47,604 --> 00:03:49,356 He misses dry-humping her in the basement. 90 00:03:49,439 --> 00:03:51,358 Opal. We talked about boundaries. 91 00:03:51,441 --> 00:03:53,068 Let your brother dry hump in peace. 92 00:03:53,151 --> 00:03:54,528 Listen. 93 00:03:54,611 --> 00:03:56,405 Killian is gonna win Junior Lifeguard. 94 00:03:56,488 --> 00:03:57,864 I'm gonna be re-elected president 95 00:03:57,948 --> 00:04:00,033 and then we can renovate this dump. Okay? 96 00:04:00,117 --> 00:04:04,204 But remember, to truly win, we must embrace loss. 97 00:04:04,287 --> 00:04:07,374 I think maybe no more Brené Brown podcasts for you, okay? 98 00:04:07,457 --> 00:04:09,793 -[smooch] -Have fun. 99 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:15,090 Oh, hun, I love it. 100 00:04:15,173 --> 00:04:17,175 It's a bit small, don't you think? 101 00:04:17,259 --> 00:04:18,844 Oh. No. 102 00:04:20,512 --> 00:04:22,055 This is for me. 103 00:04:23,390 --> 00:04:25,559 And the shoulder pads. 104 00:04:25,642 --> 00:04:27,352 -[Opal] Yeah. -Okay. 105 00:04:27,436 --> 00:04:29,229 [Billie] Convince Jayne to run for Boathouse president? 106 00:04:29,312 --> 00:04:30,981 That's your teensy errand? 107 00:04:31,064 --> 00:04:33,108 Well, I can't run because I don't own property. 108 00:04:33,191 --> 00:04:34,568 But, if Jayne becomes president, 109 00:04:34,651 --> 00:04:37,029 she can veto Maisy's reno easy-peasy. 110 00:04:37,112 --> 00:04:39,197 [notification sounds] 111 00:04:39,281 --> 00:04:40,907 Jayne's family's owned a cottage on the lake 112 00:04:40,991 --> 00:04:42,743 as long as we have, so she'll understand 113 00:04:42,826 --> 00:04:45,203 the importance of protecting heritage properties. 114 00:04:45,287 --> 00:04:46,872 Why don't you just talk to Maisy instead 115 00:04:46,955 --> 00:04:48,457 of going behind her back? 116 00:04:48,540 --> 00:04:50,333 Billie, to fight a monster, 117 00:04:50,417 --> 00:04:52,878 you get an even bigger monster. All right? 118 00:04:52,961 --> 00:04:54,671 Godzilla vs. King Kong. 119 00:04:54,755 --> 00:04:56,173 Yeah. Judging from Games Night, 120 00:04:56,256 --> 00:04:57,632 Jayne's more gecko than Godzilla. 121 00:04:57,716 --> 00:04:59,426 Oh, not when we were kids. 122 00:04:59,509 --> 00:05:01,470 No, she always tried to get Maisy 123 00:05:01,553 --> 00:05:03,180 to switch rooms with me because it was easier 124 00:05:03,263 --> 00:05:04,848 to climb out my bedroom window. 125 00:05:04,931 --> 00:05:06,933 So, she told my dad that she caught me 126 00:05:07,017 --> 00:05:09,436 pulling the padge to Maisy's yearbook photo-- 127 00:05:09,519 --> 00:05:11,229 Which, disgusting. 128 00:05:11,313 --> 00:05:13,899 My dad moved me down to the basement the next day. 129 00:05:13,982 --> 00:05:15,901 No, Jayne is the original Maisy, 130 00:05:15,984 --> 00:05:18,153 I just gotta figure out a way to reawaken the beast within. 131 00:05:18,236 --> 00:05:20,113 [notification sounds] 132 00:05:20,197 --> 00:05:23,075 Ooh. Is someone leaving Kissian unread? 133 00:05:23,158 --> 00:05:25,077 He has a girlfriend, remember? 134 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:28,330 And, I can't tell if he's being flirty or friendly. 135 00:05:28,413 --> 00:05:30,165 You should honeydick him if you want to find out. 136 00:05:30,248 --> 00:05:32,667 -Honeydick? -Yes. To honeydick, 137 00:05:32,751 --> 00:05:34,961 means to hang out with somebody, work up a flirt. 138 00:05:35,045 --> 00:05:36,797 And, if he makes a move, he's a dirt bag. 139 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:38,590 But if he comes clean, he's decent. 140 00:05:38,673 --> 00:05:40,383 Or, I could just ask Killian. 141 00:05:40,467 --> 00:05:42,469 Yes, but then Killian would know that you like him 142 00:05:42,552 --> 00:05:44,179 and we never give away our power. 143 00:05:45,514 --> 00:05:47,307 -Ready? -No. But do I have a choice? 144 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:49,309 -[Justin] No. -[Billie] Great. 145 00:05:49,392 --> 00:05:50,811 [Justin] Well, I mean, you have free will 146 00:05:50,894 --> 00:05:52,354 but how far is that gonna get ya? 147 00:05:52,437 --> 00:05:53,814 [Billie] Not far enough. 148 00:05:53,897 --> 00:05:55,357 [♪ girl singing score] 149 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:56,858 ♪ Can you feel it, now? ♪ 150 00:05:56,942 --> 00:05:59,069 ♪ La la-la-la-la-la-la la ♪ 151 00:05:59,152 --> 00:06:00,821 ♪ I wanna lay around ♪ 152 00:06:00,904 --> 00:06:02,447 ♪ Up the energy-- ♪ 153 00:06:02,531 --> 00:06:04,199 [Victor] Push through, son. You can do it! 154 00:06:04,282 --> 00:06:05,826 Feel the burn, bud. Let's go, let's go! 155 00:06:05,909 --> 00:06:08,286 -[Killian grunts] -Oh, God! 156 00:06:08,370 --> 00:06:10,330 Still need to shave a second off your freestyle 157 00:06:10,413 --> 00:06:12,749 if you wanna beat the quads for Junior Lifeguard, son. 158 00:06:12,833 --> 00:06:14,292 [Killian] I'm just not feeling it today. 159 00:06:14,376 --> 00:06:16,002 [Victor] Feelings aren't facts. 160 00:06:16,086 --> 00:06:18,296 We push past them to reach our full potential. 161 00:06:19,589 --> 00:06:21,758 Hey. Your mom said you're missing Sara. 162 00:06:21,842 --> 00:06:24,386 Why don't we invite her up to watch you compete? 163 00:06:24,469 --> 00:06:27,055 No. That's more pressure. 164 00:06:27,139 --> 00:06:29,266 What if I lose? I don't want her to see me choke. 165 00:06:29,349 --> 00:06:31,601 Sara will support you, win or lose. 166 00:06:31,685 --> 00:06:33,478 She stuck by your chronic ringworm. 167 00:06:33,562 --> 00:06:37,399 Listen, our partners love us at our best and our worst. 168 00:06:37,482 --> 00:06:38,859 So, hear me when I say this: 169 00:06:38,942 --> 00:06:40,986 Vulnerability is the secret sexy, son. 170 00:06:41,069 --> 00:06:42,654 Now, get back at her. 171 00:06:42,737 --> 00:06:44,197 Let's go. C'mon! 172 00:06:50,078 --> 00:06:51,872 Here. Have some. 173 00:06:51,955 --> 00:06:53,540 -[Billie sighs] -Thanks. 174 00:06:53,623 --> 00:06:55,959 Breakfast kind of got interrupted this morning. 175 00:06:58,378 --> 00:06:59,629 [phone buzzes] 176 00:07:02,674 --> 00:07:06,094 Huh. Killian wants to know if I've seen you. 177 00:07:06,178 --> 00:07:07,637 Says he's been messaging. 178 00:07:08,763 --> 00:07:10,557 Forgot to text him back. 179 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:12,058 Think he wants me to help him train 180 00:07:12,142 --> 00:07:13,602 for lifeguard trials or something 181 00:07:13,685 --> 00:07:16,605 but um, I'm hanging with Justin today. 182 00:07:16,688 --> 00:07:18,899 Well, take Killian with you. 183 00:07:18,982 --> 00:07:20,442 He's super into you. 184 00:07:20,525 --> 00:07:22,194 And, if he keeps training, 185 00:07:22,277 --> 00:07:24,237 my sisters will never win Junior Lifeguard, which... 186 00:07:24,321 --> 00:07:25,947 you know, means three bitches helping themselves 187 00:07:26,031 --> 00:07:27,949 to my sativa all summer. 188 00:07:28,450 --> 00:07:30,368 Uh... 189 00:07:30,452 --> 00:07:33,371 I'm sorry. It's kind of, like, a birth father-daughter thing. 190 00:07:33,455 --> 00:07:37,250 What happened to the cottage's vintage lumber camp vibes? 191 00:07:37,334 --> 00:07:40,545 O-M-jeepers, I couldn't wait to just gut the whole place. 192 00:07:40,629 --> 00:07:42,714 Don't you just love our new granite counter tops 193 00:07:42,797 --> 00:07:44,883 and the coconut herringbone backsplash? 194 00:07:44,966 --> 00:07:47,677 We wanted contemporary, but we like hints of Tiki. 195 00:07:47,761 --> 00:07:49,512 We thought, "We love fusion cuisine. 196 00:07:49,596 --> 00:07:51,806 Why not try fusion design?" 197 00:07:51,890 --> 00:07:55,644 So fun. It's so much to take in. 198 00:07:55,727 --> 00:07:58,772 Took forever to finish, what with four girls running around 199 00:07:58,855 --> 00:08:00,941 while trying to buy out my sister's half of the cottage. 200 00:08:01,024 --> 00:08:02,817 -[Justin] Yeah-- -Thank God, 201 00:08:02,901 --> 00:08:05,320 my nephew got kidnapped while backpacking in Cartagena 202 00:08:05,403 --> 00:08:07,239 so she needed to ransom him fast 203 00:08:07,322 --> 00:08:08,782 because now we have our dream cottage! 204 00:08:08,865 --> 00:08:10,158 -Yay! -Yay. 205 00:08:10,242 --> 00:08:12,327 Except for my party pontoon. 206 00:08:12,410 --> 00:08:13,912 -Let it go, babe. -Uh, what? 207 00:08:13,995 --> 00:08:16,248 No, what happened to the party pontoon? 208 00:08:16,331 --> 00:08:17,666 Maisy had the board vote against it. 209 00:08:17,749 --> 00:08:19,542 -[gasps] -She didn't... 210 00:08:19,626 --> 00:08:21,253 Oh, yeah. Said it was an eyesore. 211 00:08:21,336 --> 00:08:23,546 Oh... I guess what the president wants, 212 00:08:23,630 --> 00:08:24,881 the president gets. 213 00:08:24,965 --> 00:08:26,841 That is weird, you guys. 214 00:08:26,925 --> 00:08:28,760 That's so weird because Maisy's adding 215 00:08:28,843 --> 00:08:30,553 a motorized dock to her property. 216 00:08:34,599 --> 00:08:37,852 Oh. Well, um... 217 00:08:37,936 --> 00:08:39,396 the wood's probably organic or something. 218 00:08:39,479 --> 00:08:40,897 Maisy always has a good reason. 219 00:08:40,981 --> 00:08:42,524 Yeah, no, totally, totally, she does. 220 00:08:42,607 --> 00:08:44,609 Always. But, it's just-- 221 00:08:44,693 --> 00:08:46,278 God, that's so strange she didn't say 222 00:08:46,361 --> 00:08:48,238 -anything to you about it. -[Jayne] Right? 223 00:08:48,321 --> 00:08:49,698 -Yes. -We spent, like, hours 224 00:08:49,781 --> 00:08:51,533 and hours discussing my reno. 225 00:08:51,616 --> 00:08:53,827 She was the one who suggested painting this accent wall 226 00:08:53,910 --> 00:08:55,161 this sunny shade of highlighter. 227 00:08:55,245 --> 00:08:56,496 [Justin] Damn. 228 00:08:56,579 --> 00:08:58,331 Just don't look at it too long. 229 00:08:58,415 --> 00:08:59,791 You know... 230 00:09:01,084 --> 00:09:03,962 You should run for Boathouse Board president. 231 00:09:04,045 --> 00:09:06,298 -[giggles] -I'm serious, Jayne, 232 00:09:06,381 --> 00:09:08,675 you would have the power to veto Maisy's dock. 233 00:09:09,467 --> 00:09:10,969 Lovejoy is right. 234 00:09:11,052 --> 00:09:12,470 I mean, you didn't get your perfect reno. 235 00:09:12,554 --> 00:09:14,389 Why should Maisy get hers? 236 00:09:14,472 --> 00:09:16,266 But guys, 237 00:09:16,349 --> 00:09:18,810 as outgoing V.P., wouldn't this be, like, treason? 238 00:09:18,893 --> 00:09:20,645 No, no. What? No, no, no, no, no, no. 239 00:09:20,729 --> 00:09:23,440 Not treason, not treason. Listen to me, Jayne. Okay? 240 00:09:23,523 --> 00:09:26,985 The Boathouse presidency is your legacy. 241 00:09:27,068 --> 00:09:30,822 Your great-grandfather founded the Boathouse Fishing Club. 242 00:09:31,865 --> 00:09:35,994 He banned women from joining because of their tiny brains. 243 00:09:36,077 --> 00:09:38,246 But your grandmother started the first 244 00:09:38,330 --> 00:09:40,540 Boathouse barbecue committee. 245 00:09:40,623 --> 00:09:43,585 She banned ethnic food for its lustful properties. 246 00:09:43,668 --> 00:09:45,211 I didn't try sushi for the first time 247 00:09:45,295 --> 00:09:47,213 -until I was, like, 30. -Okay, Jayne. 248 00:09:47,297 --> 00:09:49,174 We're gonna lean away from the bigotry 249 00:09:49,257 --> 00:09:52,052 and we're gonna lean into the leadership. All right? 250 00:09:52,135 --> 00:09:53,845 This is your chance, 251 00:09:53,928 --> 00:09:57,057 your chance to set a great example for your girls. 252 00:09:57,140 --> 00:09:59,225 Do you want them to be the kind of women 253 00:09:59,309 --> 00:10:02,520 who lock other women in the shit house? 254 00:10:02,604 --> 00:10:05,357 We can turn this brown upside-down, babe. 255 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:06,983 Come on, Jayne. 256 00:10:07,067 --> 00:10:08,860 Where's the girl that bullied me every summer? 257 00:10:08,943 --> 00:10:10,779 Where's that hellcat I married, huh? 258 00:10:12,197 --> 00:10:14,282 She's right here. 259 00:10:14,366 --> 00:10:16,076 Get ready... 260 00:10:16,159 --> 00:10:18,536 for the summer of Jayne! 261 00:10:18,620 --> 00:10:20,538 -Mm! -[laughs boisterously] 262 00:10:20,622 --> 00:10:23,208 -Woo! Smoothies all 'round! -[Wayne] Yeah! 263 00:10:23,291 --> 00:10:26,169 Woo! Pontoon! 264 00:10:26,252 --> 00:10:28,213 ♪ 265 00:10:28,296 --> 00:10:31,674 -[sniffs] -What is that smell? 266 00:10:31,758 --> 00:10:33,510 I made up a quick batch of pickled herring 267 00:10:33,593 --> 00:10:35,428 from fish caught by my chickens. 268 00:10:35,512 --> 00:10:37,347 I couldn't resist sneaking a bite. 269 00:10:37,430 --> 00:10:38,723 -Mm? Mm? -[Maisy] No. 270 00:10:38,807 --> 00:10:40,141 No? 271 00:10:40,225 --> 00:10:42,060 Chickens are very good fishermen. 272 00:10:42,143 --> 00:10:44,229 On Orust Island in Sweden, 273 00:10:44,312 --> 00:10:46,106 the chickens survive on fish guts 274 00:10:46,189 --> 00:10:47,857 that they pull from the fish themselves. 275 00:10:47,941 --> 00:10:49,442 They're much more independent than 276 00:10:49,526 --> 00:10:51,152 their North American cousins but my hens, 277 00:10:51,236 --> 00:10:53,363 Sven and Lars, are quick learners. 278 00:10:53,446 --> 00:10:54,948 [chuckles] 279 00:10:55,031 --> 00:10:57,409 Why don't we get started on today's business? 280 00:10:57,492 --> 00:10:59,119 [Ulrika] Mm-hm. 281 00:10:59,202 --> 00:11:00,787 If you could just sign my term renewal papers, 282 00:11:00,870 --> 00:11:02,622 then we can take a quick vote on my renovation. 283 00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:05,083 I really need to nail down that contractor. 284 00:11:05,166 --> 00:11:07,460 -[click] -Um. 285 00:11:07,544 --> 00:11:10,588 Well, the deadline for candidates to submit is, uh... 286 00:11:10,672 --> 00:11:12,006 noon today. 287 00:11:12,090 --> 00:11:14,676 I cannot sign it until then. 288 00:11:14,759 --> 00:11:16,177 Well, if somebody else was gonna run, 289 00:11:16,261 --> 00:11:17,846 they would have submitted by now. 290 00:11:17,929 --> 00:11:21,850 I'm sorry. Protocol is important. Mm? 291 00:11:22,684 --> 00:11:24,561 Right. I understand. 292 00:11:24,644 --> 00:11:27,647 Seniors need their rituals, it helps with the confusion. 293 00:11:29,315 --> 00:11:31,401 We wait until noon. 294 00:11:32,402 --> 00:11:33,695 [Maisy sighs] 295 00:11:33,778 --> 00:11:37,949 ♪ 296 00:11:38,032 --> 00:11:39,617 Wait, I thought we were going to Raven's Rock. 297 00:11:39,701 --> 00:11:42,745 Yes. I just want to see the look on Maisy's face 298 00:11:42,829 --> 00:11:45,165 when Jayne announces that she's running for president. 299 00:11:45,248 --> 00:11:46,583 [Billie] How is this not 300 00:11:46,666 --> 00:11:48,460 obsessing over Maisy and the cottage? 301 00:11:48,543 --> 00:11:50,545 I'm gonna be five minutes. I swear, just five minutes. 302 00:11:50,628 --> 00:11:52,547 Dip your toes in the water. It's nice and shallow. 303 00:11:52,630 --> 00:11:54,466 It'll be like a little warm up for Raven's Rock. 304 00:11:54,549 --> 00:11:56,301 And, grab us a couple of sandwiches from the canteen. 305 00:11:56,384 --> 00:11:57,844 -Justin, I-- -I love you, BRB. 306 00:11:59,387 --> 00:12:01,639 [clock ticking] 307 00:12:02,599 --> 00:12:03,850 [yawn] 308 00:12:07,604 --> 00:12:10,023 [clock ticking] 309 00:12:10,106 --> 00:12:13,735 [low coughing] 310 00:12:13,818 --> 00:12:16,696 Well, it doesn't look like anyone else is gonna run 311 00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:18,948 -so why don't we-- -[door clatter] 312 00:12:19,032 --> 00:12:21,284 [♪ Fergie: "M.I.L.F.$"] 313 00:12:21,367 --> 00:12:24,037 ♪ Heard you in the mood for a little milkshake ♪ 314 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:26,873 ♪ Welcome to the Dairy Duchess Love Factory ♪ 315 00:12:26,956 --> 00:12:29,918 ♪ I could whip it up, fix you up straight away ♪ 316 00:12:30,001 --> 00:12:32,295 ♪ Come on in the front door, leaving at the back door ♪ 317 00:12:32,378 --> 00:12:34,339 ♪ Whip it, flip it, hey ♪ 318 00:12:34,422 --> 00:12:36,466 ♪ Been working extra service to give it to ya ♪ 319 00:12:36,549 --> 00:12:39,260 ♪ Didn't mean to make you nervous, you motherfucker ♪ 320 00:12:39,344 --> 00:12:42,972 ♪ I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T ♪ 321 00:12:43,056 --> 00:12:44,933 ♪ Do you know what that means? ♪ 322 00:12:45,016 --> 00:12:47,894 ♪ Can't see me B-R-O-K-E ♪ 323 00:12:47,977 --> 00:12:49,687 ♪ I'm P-A-I-D ♪ 324 00:12:49,771 --> 00:12:51,314 ♪ You heard about me, I'm sayin' ♪ 325 00:12:51,397 --> 00:12:52,815 ♪ You got that, you got that ♪ 326 00:12:52,899 --> 00:12:54,901 ♪ You got that milk money ♪ 327 00:12:54,984 --> 00:12:57,278 ♪ I got that, I got that, I got that MILF money-- ♪ 328 00:12:59,239 --> 00:13:01,324 I'd like to declare my candidacy 329 00:13:01,407 --> 00:13:03,910 for Boat House president. 330 00:13:06,162 --> 00:13:09,207 ♪ Ooh ♪ 331 00:13:09,290 --> 00:13:12,585 ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 332 00:13:12,669 --> 00:13:15,046 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 333 00:13:15,129 --> 00:13:17,382 -[gasps] -Oh, my God! 334 00:13:17,465 --> 00:13:19,133 You scared the shit out of me! 335 00:13:19,217 --> 00:13:20,677 [Killian laughs] 336 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:22,303 Well, that's the idea. 337 00:13:22,387 --> 00:13:23,805 Don't you love scary movies? 338 00:13:23,888 --> 00:13:27,308 Slasher movies, not monster movies. 339 00:13:27,392 --> 00:13:30,436 Noted. Hey, um, is your phone off? 340 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:34,065 I've been trying to text you but it's been radio silence. 341 00:13:34,148 --> 00:13:36,484 Uh... Yeah, I turned it off. 342 00:13:37,735 --> 00:13:40,071 Someone told me to do nothing. 343 00:13:40,154 --> 00:13:41,823 -Sweet. -[laughs] 344 00:13:41,906 --> 00:13:44,033 No, it's just, um, I could super use a swim coach 345 00:13:44,117 --> 00:13:45,868 that's not drinking the TED talk Kool-Aid. 346 00:13:45,952 --> 00:13:47,328 [Victor] Killian! 347 00:13:47,412 --> 00:13:49,289 Let's go, bud, come on! Pick it up! 348 00:13:49,372 --> 00:13:51,791 I already promised Justin I'd go swimming with him 349 00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:53,209 at Raven's Rock. 350 00:13:53,293 --> 00:13:55,545 Well, maybe we could go another time. 351 00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:58,798 Let me know. 352 00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:01,217 And, turn on your phone, you weirdo. 353 00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:07,348 [sighs] 354 00:14:07,432 --> 00:14:08,891 [scoffs] 355 00:14:08,975 --> 00:14:12,228 Jayne, I had to beg you to be my V.P. 356 00:14:12,312 --> 00:14:14,689 Where's this coming from? 357 00:14:14,772 --> 00:14:16,691 Did something happen at Games Night? 358 00:14:16,774 --> 00:14:18,401 You had a Games Night without us? 359 00:14:18,484 --> 00:14:19,944 Because the last one you went to, 360 00:14:20,028 --> 00:14:21,279 you fucked Whoreen and broke Mummy's heart. 361 00:14:21,362 --> 00:14:22,739 Save it for your blog, Claire. 362 00:14:23,573 --> 00:14:25,491 Jayne. What's going on? 363 00:14:25,575 --> 00:14:27,660 Maisy, I love being your VP. 364 00:14:27,744 --> 00:14:31,122 I love supporting you, listening to you. 365 00:14:31,205 --> 00:14:32,915 I love you. 366 00:14:32,999 --> 00:14:36,085 But, I want to follow in my family's footsteps. 367 00:14:36,169 --> 00:14:37,795 Wasn't theirs just a... 368 00:14:37,879 --> 00:14:40,965 skosh racist, homophobic and misogynist? 369 00:14:41,049 --> 00:14:43,760 Well, I want to follow in their fun footsteps. 370 00:14:43,843 --> 00:14:45,845 Their flip-flop steps. 371 00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:48,181 There's so many rules at the lake now. 372 00:14:48,264 --> 00:14:51,017 No noise, no tubing, no pontoons. 373 00:14:52,143 --> 00:14:53,811 I want to bring fun back to the lake. 374 00:14:53,895 --> 00:14:55,772 Fun is important, 375 00:14:55,855 --> 00:14:57,273 and so is debate. 376 00:14:57,357 --> 00:14:59,317 Both have been central to my presidency. 377 00:15:00,693 --> 00:15:02,654 But your granny's idea of fun was keeping Catholics 378 00:15:02,737 --> 00:15:04,489 off the lake for being too fertile. 379 00:15:04,572 --> 00:15:06,824 My 16 cousins and I were directly affected. 380 00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:11,579 I-- I just wanted to give my girls a better example. 381 00:15:11,663 --> 00:15:13,623 That's what every parent wants 382 00:15:13,706 --> 00:15:17,502 and what every president wants, to lead by example. 383 00:15:17,585 --> 00:15:19,462 But sometimes, that means following those 384 00:15:19,545 --> 00:15:21,339 who set a better example. 385 00:15:21,422 --> 00:15:22,715 Oh. 386 00:15:25,718 --> 00:15:27,095 Yeah. 387 00:15:27,804 --> 00:15:29,222 Thank you... 388 00:15:29,305 --> 00:15:31,265 for reminding me how unfit I am to lead. 389 00:15:31,349 --> 00:15:33,851 [whispers] She's folding like a fuckin' lawn chair! 390 00:15:33,935 --> 00:15:35,311 You're always there to help me. 391 00:15:35,395 --> 00:15:37,689 -Mm... -Guide me... 392 00:15:37,772 --> 00:15:39,148 Hold me. 393 00:15:39,232 --> 00:15:40,775 We will hold a town hall tonight 394 00:15:40,858 --> 00:15:42,276 and then we can have the election then. 395 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:43,778 [whispers] Fuck! 396 00:15:43,861 --> 00:15:45,613 Everyone will have a chance to speak, 397 00:15:45,697 --> 00:15:49,409 ask questions and then we will vote by a show of hands. 398 00:15:49,492 --> 00:15:50,952 May the best candidate win! 399 00:15:51,035 --> 00:15:52,370 Oh, she will. 400 00:15:56,124 --> 00:15:57,375 Bad move. 401 00:15:57,458 --> 00:15:58,835 You woke the beast. 402 00:15:58,918 --> 00:16:00,461 Please, tell Maisy I never meant-- 403 00:16:00,545 --> 00:16:02,046 Oh, no. 404 00:16:02,130 --> 00:16:03,464 I meant me. 405 00:16:03,548 --> 00:16:07,093 ♪ 406 00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:09,137 ♪ Ooh ♪ 407 00:16:09,220 --> 00:16:11,013 ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 408 00:16:11,097 --> 00:16:13,349 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 409 00:16:13,433 --> 00:16:15,101 [Justin] Hey. 410 00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:17,186 Okay, they only had the Triple-Decker-Clubhouse. 411 00:16:17,270 --> 00:16:19,439 I got a little bit of bad news. 412 00:16:19,522 --> 00:16:21,858 I can't go with you to Raven's Rock. 413 00:16:21,941 --> 00:16:24,068 I know. Jayne's about to drop out of the race 414 00:16:24,152 --> 00:16:28,197 and I gotta go give her a pep talk and maybe an upper or two. 415 00:16:28,281 --> 00:16:29,741 I'm sorry. 416 00:16:29,824 --> 00:16:32,744 I am, but why don't you take Killian? 417 00:16:32,827 --> 00:16:35,496 It'd be like rescuing a sad puppy. 418 00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:38,583 What 16 year old wants to meditate with their father? 419 00:16:38,666 --> 00:16:40,752 -In public. -No, I already turned him down 420 00:16:40,835 --> 00:16:42,211 because I was waiting for you. 421 00:16:42,295 --> 00:16:44,130 And, I'd look completely unhinged, now, 422 00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:46,591 -with this Hungry Man picnic. -Okay, hear me out: 423 00:16:46,674 --> 00:16:48,134 Taking Killian to Raven's Rock? 424 00:16:48,217 --> 00:16:50,470 Perfect place to honeydick him. 425 00:16:50,553 --> 00:16:52,930 It's private. It's secluded. 426 00:16:53,014 --> 00:16:55,349 So, if he wants to make a move, oh yeah, 427 00:16:55,433 --> 00:16:57,143 he's gonna make it there. 428 00:16:57,226 --> 00:16:59,854 So, you're suggesting I go to a completely 429 00:16:59,937 --> 00:17:02,774 secluded place with a guy I just met? 430 00:17:02,857 --> 00:17:04,776 Stellar parenting. 431 00:17:04,859 --> 00:17:06,986 Look, Billie, if Jayne wins, 432 00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,780 Maisy's reno's over. 433 00:17:08,863 --> 00:17:11,324 We can save the family cottage. 434 00:17:11,407 --> 00:17:13,367 Good luck with your gecko. 435 00:17:13,451 --> 00:17:14,702 I'm out. 436 00:17:14,786 --> 00:17:16,037 Well, Billie, wait. 437 00:17:17,955 --> 00:17:19,373 Can I get a sandwich? 438 00:17:19,457 --> 00:17:21,000 Like, even a half Decker, maybe? 439 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,127 I'm just feeling so hangry. 440 00:17:23,211 --> 00:17:24,712 No, you're right. You're right. 441 00:17:24,796 --> 00:17:26,547 Empty carbs are the enemy. 442 00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:31,219 [sighs] 443 00:17:36,349 --> 00:17:42,647 [upbeat '80s-inspired bright pop plays] 444 00:17:46,692 --> 00:17:48,528 ♪ I'm makin' my way downtown ♪ 445 00:17:48,611 --> 00:17:53,407 ♪ Walking fast, faces pass and I'm homebound ♪ 446 00:17:53,491 --> 00:17:56,953 ♪ 447 00:17:57,036 --> 00:18:02,083 ♪ If I could fall into the sky ♪ 448 00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:03,459 -♪ Do you think... ♪ -Whoa. 449 00:18:03,543 --> 00:18:05,127 What was that about? 450 00:18:06,045 --> 00:18:09,841 I couldn't take any more of my dad's vulnerability coaching. 451 00:18:09,924 --> 00:18:12,343 Don't let it tip! 452 00:18:12,426 --> 00:18:13,678 Woah. 453 00:18:13,761 --> 00:18:15,012 What was that about? 454 00:18:15,721 --> 00:18:18,224 Lake water freaks me out. 455 00:18:18,307 --> 00:18:20,017 [Killian] Is that why you didn't text me back? 456 00:18:22,186 --> 00:18:24,730 Justin was taking me to Raven's Rock to get over it. 457 00:18:26,274 --> 00:18:28,526 Well, summer will suck if you won't get in the water. 458 00:18:30,486 --> 00:18:32,280 I'll take you to Raven's. 459 00:18:32,989 --> 00:18:35,575 I do owe you one after my shit locker freak out. 460 00:18:36,325 --> 00:18:37,743 Cool. 461 00:18:38,786 --> 00:18:43,499 I just have, like, one teensy errand to run first. 462 00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:44,917 [knocking] 463 00:18:49,005 --> 00:18:50,339 Hey. 464 00:18:51,132 --> 00:18:53,009 You got Killian to stop training. 465 00:18:53,092 --> 00:18:54,927 I knew I could count on you. 466 00:18:55,011 --> 00:18:56,387 I'm only hanging out with him 467 00:18:56,470 --> 00:18:57,889 for a couple of hours to honeydick him. 468 00:18:58,431 --> 00:18:59,849 Do you mean "honeypot"? 469 00:18:59,932 --> 00:19:01,809 Using your lady wiles to set a trap? 470 00:19:02,393 --> 00:19:03,895 Honeypot! 471 00:19:03,978 --> 00:19:06,314 That makes a lot more sense. 472 00:19:06,397 --> 00:19:08,524 All these Triple Deckers are yours if you help me. 473 00:19:08,608 --> 00:19:10,192 -What do you need? -I need a cute skirt 474 00:19:10,276 --> 00:19:11,736 and a drive-by glow up. 475 00:19:11,819 --> 00:19:13,237 And I've only got, like, a few minutes. 476 00:19:15,865 --> 00:19:17,491 Just don't touch the hair. 477 00:19:17,575 --> 00:19:19,201 Killian? 478 00:19:19,285 --> 00:19:21,037 Killian! 479 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,706 Was our wood stain Cherry Pop or a Walnut Brûlée? 480 00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:25,416 Got the warehouse on hold. 481 00:19:25,499 --> 00:19:27,752 The vision board's in Michael Bassbender, hun. 482 00:19:27,835 --> 00:19:29,420 Ah. 483 00:19:29,503 --> 00:19:31,464 I pushed Killian too far. 484 00:19:31,547 --> 00:19:33,549 He snuck off during my guided meditation. 485 00:19:33,633 --> 00:19:35,635 Oh, well, of course he did. 486 00:19:35,718 --> 00:19:38,054 What teenager wants to meditate? 487 00:19:38,638 --> 00:19:42,600 Can you believe that Jayne is running for president? 488 00:19:42,683 --> 00:19:44,810 I need you to sign some hockey crap for Whoreen 489 00:19:44,894 --> 00:19:46,687 just to win her over. 490 00:19:46,771 --> 00:19:49,148 She might vote for you if you stop calling her Whoreen. 491 00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:50,650 I checked on Michael Bassbender 492 00:19:50,733 --> 00:19:52,068 but the vision board's gone. 493 00:19:52,151 --> 00:19:53,861 Well, who was in the office last? 494 00:19:53,945 --> 00:19:56,405 We were all in there cleaning up after Games Night. 495 00:19:57,365 --> 00:19:58,658 Sardines. 496 00:20:00,868 --> 00:20:02,286 Justin! 497 00:20:02,370 --> 00:20:04,455 Justin must have found it. 498 00:20:04,538 --> 00:20:06,874 He convinced Jayne to run. 499 00:20:06,958 --> 00:20:09,835 Her T-shirt reeked of gay make-over montage. 500 00:20:09,919 --> 00:20:11,253 Barry, I'll call you back. 501 00:20:11,337 --> 00:20:13,547 We've got a situation. 502 00:20:13,631 --> 00:20:15,299 My bedazzler better not be missing. 503 00:20:15,925 --> 00:20:18,094 What happens to our building permits if Jayne wins? 504 00:20:18,177 --> 00:20:19,512 It's okay. It's okay. 505 00:20:19,595 --> 00:20:21,013 I just need to take Justin out. 506 00:20:21,097 --> 00:20:23,683 Without him, her campaign crumbles. 507 00:20:25,643 --> 00:20:27,228 I'll get the dustpan. 508 00:20:27,311 --> 00:20:28,938 -[knocks] -C'mon, babe. 509 00:20:30,147 --> 00:20:31,983 [Jayne's voice quivering] Why'd you make me do it? 510 00:20:32,066 --> 00:20:33,901 Maisy's an amazing president. 511 00:20:33,985 --> 00:20:36,445 She's smart. She's organized. 512 00:20:36,529 --> 00:20:39,281 She's beautiful. She's strong. 513 00:20:39,365 --> 00:20:41,033 You're strong, too, babe! 514 00:20:41,117 --> 00:20:42,493 Jayne okay? 515 00:20:42,576 --> 00:20:43,828 No, she locked herself in the bathroom. 516 00:20:43,911 --> 00:20:45,997 -[pounding] -Jayne, come on. 517 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,790 Unlock the door. 518 00:20:47,873 --> 00:20:50,126 [Jayne] It got stuck when I slammed it 519 00:20:50,209 --> 00:20:52,169 -but it's what I deserve. -No. 520 00:20:52,253 --> 00:20:54,630 [Jayne] I should just stay in here until the election's over. 521 00:20:54,714 --> 00:20:56,048 -No. -Looks like you could use 522 00:20:56,132 --> 00:20:57,591 a little blunt force. 523 00:20:57,675 --> 00:20:59,176 -For sure, yeah. -Yeah. 524 00:21:00,052 --> 00:21:01,887 Maisy's been sending board members 525 00:21:01,971 --> 00:21:03,889 crying to the washroom for years. 526 00:21:03,973 --> 00:21:07,435 -Here. Hold this for me? -Yeah, of course. 527 00:21:07,518 --> 00:21:09,353 You gotta pound it hard. 528 00:21:09,437 --> 00:21:12,106 Or we could work up to it with a lot of eye contact. 529 00:21:12,189 --> 00:21:14,900 -[Jayne sobbing] -[loud pounding] 530 00:21:14,984 --> 00:21:16,610 Some sick delts, there, Rile. 531 00:21:16,694 --> 00:21:18,320 What do you bench, bro? 532 00:21:18,404 --> 00:21:19,989 -[loud thud] -[Riley] Woah. 533 00:21:20,072 --> 00:21:21,323 [sobbing] 534 00:21:21,407 --> 00:21:22,658 [Justin] Oh... 535 00:21:23,909 --> 00:21:26,454 Hey, hey, buddy. 536 00:21:26,537 --> 00:21:29,415 ♪ 537 00:21:29,498 --> 00:21:32,418 I'm sorry, Justin. I can't. 538 00:21:32,501 --> 00:21:35,421 Oh, man. But what about the summer of Jayne? 539 00:21:35,504 --> 00:21:37,590 Remember? Summer of Jayne? 540 00:21:37,673 --> 00:21:38,966 [sobbing] 541 00:21:39,050 --> 00:21:40,885 [Wayne] And our pontoon. 542 00:21:40,968 --> 00:21:42,887 Oh, fuck your pontoon, Wayne! 543 00:21:42,970 --> 00:21:46,223 Hey, I-- I know where Maisy keeps the gluten-free donuts. 544 00:21:46,307 --> 00:21:48,434 They taste like sand, but they're frosted. 545 00:21:48,934 --> 00:21:50,186 Okay. 546 00:21:50,269 --> 00:21:51,520 You want some sand? 547 00:21:52,313 --> 00:21:54,231 -Yeah. -Yeah, okay. Go get some sand. 548 00:21:54,315 --> 00:21:55,566 Okay. 549 00:21:55,649 --> 00:21:58,819 [Jayne sniffling] 550 00:21:58,903 --> 00:22:01,572 -[Wayne] It's our pontoon. -[Jayne] No. 551 00:22:01,655 --> 00:22:03,532 Shit. 552 00:22:03,616 --> 00:22:05,659 Shit, Wayne. 553 00:22:05,743 --> 00:22:08,329 Wayne, Wayne, Wayne. 554 00:22:09,288 --> 00:22:10,539 Wayne. 555 00:22:10,623 --> 00:22:13,417 -Hello. -Sometimes... 556 00:22:13,501 --> 00:22:15,628 ya gotta use a little blunt force. 557 00:22:18,172 --> 00:22:19,924 Do you know what two J's make, Wayne? 558 00:22:20,007 --> 00:22:21,884 Jjj. Jj-Jj. 559 00:22:21,967 --> 00:22:23,928 No. 560 00:22:24,011 --> 00:22:27,056 [upbeat classic rock plays] 561 00:22:27,139 --> 00:22:29,642 Wh-- Wh. Wayne? 562 00:22:29,725 --> 00:22:30,976 Wayne. 563 00:22:32,269 --> 00:22:34,021 Get ready for the summer of Wayne! 564 00:22:34,105 --> 00:22:35,481 -Summer of Wayne! -Summer of Wayne! 565 00:22:35,564 --> 00:22:37,066 [Justin] Summer of Wayne! 566 00:22:37,149 --> 00:22:38,567 ♪ 567 00:22:38,651 --> 00:22:40,361 -[slap] -Oh, wow! 568 00:22:40,444 --> 00:22:41,862 Summer of Wayne! 569 00:22:41,946 --> 00:22:44,240 -That feels dislocated. -[Wayne belches] 570 00:22:44,323 --> 00:22:47,701 [lake rippling] 571 00:22:54,375 --> 00:22:55,751 Okay. 572 00:23:03,050 --> 00:23:05,469 [notification sounds] 573 00:23:05,553 --> 00:23:07,096 What? 574 00:23:07,179 --> 00:23:09,181 Nothing. 575 00:23:09,265 --> 00:23:10,766 You look nice. 576 00:23:10,850 --> 00:23:12,434 I just hope Olive's okay with you 577 00:23:12,518 --> 00:23:13,853 getting her clothes a bit dirty. 578 00:23:13,936 --> 00:23:16,605 [notifications sound] 579 00:23:18,274 --> 00:23:19,650 That's a lot of texts. 580 00:23:20,276 --> 00:23:21,527 Do you need to call? 581 00:23:22,236 --> 00:23:23,487 It's all good. 582 00:23:24,155 --> 00:23:25,489 Hm. 583 00:23:26,991 --> 00:23:28,742 So is this where you kill me? 584 00:23:29,743 --> 00:23:32,496 This is the path to Raven's Rock. 585 00:23:32,580 --> 00:23:34,331 That's where I kill you. 586 00:23:34,415 --> 00:23:37,668 Well, I did want to go on a hike today, so I'll risk it. 587 00:23:38,502 --> 00:23:39,753 You're gonna love this one. 588 00:23:42,715 --> 00:23:43,966 Come on. 589 00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:47,678 [strings play] 590 00:23:47,761 --> 00:23:52,474 [indistinct chattering] 591 00:23:52,558 --> 00:23:54,226 [man] Hey guys, how are you? 592 00:23:54,310 --> 00:23:56,979 ...Trying to hold on to whatever we possibly can 593 00:23:57,062 --> 00:23:59,565 but history alive, here, we get these people-- 594 00:23:59,648 --> 00:24:00,900 Excuse me. 595 00:24:01,859 --> 00:24:03,819 You stole my vision board on Games Night. 596 00:24:03,903 --> 00:24:05,571 And, I can appreciate that you may 597 00:24:05,654 --> 00:24:07,656 be experiencing feelings about my reno 598 00:24:07,740 --> 00:24:10,451 but forcing a woman with seasonal affective disorder 599 00:24:10,534 --> 00:24:12,244 to run is just cruel. 600 00:24:12,328 --> 00:24:14,205 Jayne dropped out. 601 00:24:14,288 --> 00:24:16,123 Oh, well, who's running? 602 00:24:16,207 --> 00:24:17,708 -Oh. -[chuckles] 603 00:24:19,418 --> 00:24:22,630 Let's run a clean campaign and leave the kids out of this. 604 00:24:22,713 --> 00:24:24,256 They didn't choose this life. 605 00:24:24,340 --> 00:24:25,966 -We did. -[Maisy] Mm... 606 00:24:26,050 --> 00:24:28,135 [both chuckle] 607 00:24:30,137 --> 00:24:32,097 He used to rub your bathing suit with poison ivy. 608 00:24:32,181 --> 00:24:34,683 -Remember that. -I... 609 00:24:34,767 --> 00:24:37,144 Had forgotten. 610 00:24:40,439 --> 00:24:41,899 -Yes. -Oh, hi. 611 00:24:41,982 --> 00:24:45,527 Justin Lovejoy, simple cottage renter. 612 00:24:45,611 --> 00:24:48,489 Uh, when faced with new construction 613 00:24:48,572 --> 00:24:50,407 and renovation on the lake, 614 00:24:50,491 --> 00:24:54,745 how do you plan to ensure lake heritage is preserved? 615 00:24:54,828 --> 00:24:57,706 I will start a committee to make sure 616 00:24:57,790 --> 00:25:00,251 that development and renovations 617 00:25:00,334 --> 00:25:02,419 on the lake are controlled. 618 00:25:02,503 --> 00:25:05,339 -[cheering] -Woo! Good point, babe, 619 00:25:05,422 --> 00:25:07,091 That's-- That's what you want. 620 00:25:07,174 --> 00:25:08,884 That's the thing you want. 621 00:25:08,968 --> 00:25:12,179 I would argue that development is a good thing. 622 00:25:12,263 --> 00:25:15,015 It ups property value which benefits us all. 623 00:25:15,099 --> 00:25:16,350 -[man] Boo! -[clapping] 624 00:25:16,433 --> 00:25:17,685 So true. 625 00:25:17,768 --> 00:25:19,603 What if we get priced out? 626 00:25:19,687 --> 00:25:23,274 Of course, I mean, modest renovations and general upkeep. 627 00:25:23,357 --> 00:25:25,901 People need to stop painting deckchairs scarlet. 628 00:25:25,985 --> 00:25:27,236 It's triggering. 629 00:25:27,319 --> 00:25:28,570 So, is adultery. 630 00:25:29,780 --> 00:25:32,366 If elected, I will stop Maisy's embargo 631 00:25:32,449 --> 00:25:35,286 on party pontoons and tubing hours. 632 00:25:35,369 --> 00:25:36,620 Wayne Moore guarantee! 633 00:25:36,704 --> 00:25:39,331 [clapping] 634 00:25:39,415 --> 00:25:42,167 The Boathouse's decision to limit certain watercraft 635 00:25:42,251 --> 00:25:45,045 is very much on par with other lakes in the area. 636 00:25:45,129 --> 00:25:46,422 [light clapping] 637 00:25:46,505 --> 00:25:48,007 Which we all appreciate. 638 00:25:48,090 --> 00:25:49,633 Skin this flawless requires eight hours 639 00:25:49,717 --> 00:25:51,593 of uninterrupted sleep. 640 00:25:52,177 --> 00:25:54,513 What are you gonna do about the wild boars? 641 00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:56,140 [muttering] 642 00:25:56,223 --> 00:25:57,641 A pack was spotted at Newmarket. 643 00:25:57,725 --> 00:25:58,976 [Wayne chuckles] 644 00:25:59,059 --> 00:26:00,519 Boars. 645 00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:01,937 -For real? -Yeah. 646 00:26:02,021 --> 00:26:03,522 [woman] They ate a poodle. 647 00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:06,108 Newmarket is, what, 600 kilometres away? 648 00:26:06,191 --> 00:26:07,609 Can boars drive? 649 00:26:07,693 --> 00:26:10,154 Ignoring the threat won't stop them. 650 00:26:10,237 --> 00:26:11,739 Unless it will. 651 00:26:11,822 --> 00:26:15,701 [loud chattering] 652 00:26:15,784 --> 00:26:19,538 [loud chattering] 653 00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:21,915 [sharp strings play] 654 00:26:21,999 --> 00:26:24,335 There are many ways to deal with invasive species 655 00:26:24,418 --> 00:26:26,378 but yelling isn't one of them! 656 00:26:26,462 --> 00:26:28,047 Why don't we take 10 minutes 657 00:26:28,130 --> 00:26:30,049 and then we can share our closing statements 658 00:26:30,132 --> 00:26:31,592 and then vote? 659 00:26:31,675 --> 00:26:32,968 -Ulrika? -Mm-hm. 660 00:26:33,052 --> 00:26:34,470 Can I talk to you for a second? 661 00:26:34,553 --> 00:26:35,804 [Ulrika] Mm. 662 00:26:36,722 --> 00:26:39,308 Mm-hm. Yeah. 663 00:26:39,391 --> 00:26:41,977 ♪ 664 00:26:42,061 --> 00:26:48,108 [panting] 665 00:26:48,192 --> 00:26:50,110 [quietly] Oh, my God. 666 00:26:51,904 --> 00:26:53,238 -Oh. -This is one of 667 00:26:53,322 --> 00:26:54,656 my favourite places on the lake. 668 00:26:54,740 --> 00:26:56,492 Oh, cool. We should get a pic, then. 669 00:26:56,575 --> 00:26:57,826 Yeah. 670 00:26:58,869 --> 00:27:00,496 Here, I'll do it. 671 00:27:00,579 --> 00:27:02,039 I got the reach. 672 00:27:02,122 --> 00:27:04,166 -[chuckles] -[camera shutter snapping] 673 00:27:05,292 --> 00:27:07,920 Get the water. 674 00:27:08,003 --> 00:27:09,463 Cool. 675 00:27:09,546 --> 00:27:11,048 -Here you go. -And you're cool if I-- 676 00:27:11,131 --> 00:27:12,591 I post this pic? 677 00:27:12,674 --> 00:27:14,009 Yeah, it's a good one. 678 00:27:14,093 --> 00:27:15,594 -[chuckles] -And you're cool 679 00:27:15,677 --> 00:27:17,012 with me tagging you, right? Like, so... 680 00:27:17,096 --> 00:27:18,514 -all our friends can see? -Yeah. 681 00:27:19,473 --> 00:27:21,600 All right. Uh, I'm doing it. 682 00:27:21,683 --> 00:27:22,935 Now. 683 00:27:24,853 --> 00:27:26,688 [Killian] Ready to jump? 684 00:27:26,772 --> 00:27:28,148 [Billie] Come again? 685 00:27:28,232 --> 00:27:29,650 The best way to get into the water 686 00:27:29,733 --> 00:27:31,026 is to jump off Raven's Rock. 687 00:27:31,110 --> 00:27:36,782 ♪ 688 00:27:36,865 --> 00:27:38,117 Ah. 689 00:27:39,243 --> 00:27:40,661 You know that if Wayne wins, 690 00:27:40,744 --> 00:27:42,246 the lake goes full frat house, 691 00:27:42,329 --> 00:27:43,956 or was that your fantasy all along? 692 00:27:44,039 --> 00:27:45,457 Not since I was 12. 693 00:27:45,541 --> 00:27:46,792 And you should have thought of that 694 00:27:46,875 --> 00:27:48,210 before you scared Jayne away. 695 00:27:48,293 --> 00:27:49,711 There's a reason that Jayne is my VP. 696 00:27:49,795 --> 00:27:51,380 She cannot handle the power plays. 697 00:27:51,463 --> 00:27:53,298 Oh, bullshit. 698 00:27:53,382 --> 00:27:54,925 Jayne taught you everything that you know. 699 00:27:55,008 --> 00:27:57,177 Her yearbook wanking play was iconic bullying. 700 00:27:57,261 --> 00:27:59,555 Oh. Sweetie, that was me. 701 00:27:59,638 --> 00:28:01,265 I just let Jayne take the fall. 702 00:28:01,348 --> 00:28:02,975 Anyway, I did it for you. Your dad thought 703 00:28:03,058 --> 00:28:05,644 you were straight for, like, two more years. 704 00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:08,605 You may have stolen his love and my childhood bedroom 705 00:28:08,689 --> 00:28:11,316 but I am not some fat kid locked in your trunk 706 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,277 at a Smash Mouth concert anymore. 707 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:16,196 I will not let you destroy my family legacy. 708 00:28:20,576 --> 00:28:22,661 My trunk is sealed now. 709 00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:24,580 [whispers] Airtight. 710 00:28:25,456 --> 00:28:26,915 [Billie] Uh... 711 00:28:26,999 --> 00:28:29,001 You know, I'm good. 712 00:28:29,084 --> 00:28:32,546 I'm, like, totally fine with just staying up here, forever. 713 00:28:32,629 --> 00:28:34,465 Okay, well, the jump's scarier than the water. 714 00:28:34,548 --> 00:28:36,008 Yeah, that's not helping. 715 00:28:36,091 --> 00:28:38,427 [panting] 716 00:28:38,510 --> 00:28:39,761 [Killian] Here. 717 00:28:41,513 --> 00:28:44,391 Ah-ha! Honeydicked you! 718 00:28:44,475 --> 00:28:46,018 Honey-what? 719 00:28:46,101 --> 00:28:47,686 It's where you set up a trap using your... 720 00:28:47,769 --> 00:28:50,772 lady... dick... wiles. 721 00:28:50,856 --> 00:28:53,650 I'm-- I'm just trying to help you get in the water. 722 00:28:53,734 --> 00:28:55,235 Yeah, he helps me tilt. 723 00:28:55,319 --> 00:28:57,529 You make s'mores. You take me hiking. 724 00:28:58,405 --> 00:29:00,365 How's Sara going to feel about this? 725 00:29:02,659 --> 00:29:06,205 Uh, Sara, honestly, she wouldn't care. 726 00:29:06,288 --> 00:29:08,332 If I were your girlfriend, I'd care a shit ton. 727 00:29:11,585 --> 00:29:13,003 Sara's into girls. 728 00:29:14,129 --> 00:29:15,839 Our parents are best friends 729 00:29:15,923 --> 00:29:18,091 and they've been stanning us since we were in diapers. 730 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,053 But, Sara came out to me this year 731 00:29:21,136 --> 00:29:23,388 and I agreed to keep saying we were a thing until 732 00:29:23,472 --> 00:29:24,932 she came out to her parents. 733 00:29:26,558 --> 00:29:29,102 So, you're just this, like, really cool, 734 00:29:29,186 --> 00:29:31,438 really decent guy who wants to help me? 735 00:29:31,522 --> 00:29:33,398 You think I'm cool? 736 00:29:33,482 --> 00:29:34,983 [chuckles] 737 00:29:35,067 --> 00:29:36,401 Hold this. 738 00:29:38,278 --> 00:29:41,532 [screaming] 739 00:29:41,615 --> 00:29:42,866 [loud splash] 740 00:29:43,742 --> 00:29:45,994 Maiser! He's doing it. Killian's finally facing 741 00:29:46,078 --> 00:29:47,913 his fears and jumping off Raven's Rock with Billie! 742 00:29:47,996 --> 00:29:49,748 What? They're jumping off of Raven's Rock? 743 00:29:49,831 --> 00:29:51,416 I was just gonna take her there to swim. 744 00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:53,001 Only the Patterson girl broke her leg there 745 00:29:53,085 --> 00:29:54,670 when she was jumping off and the water levels 746 00:29:54,753 --> 00:29:56,129 went down. She almost drowned. 747 00:29:56,213 --> 00:29:57,464 That was because she was swimming back 748 00:29:57,548 --> 00:29:59,258 with a broken leg. Come on. 749 00:29:59,341 --> 00:30:01,426 Shit. She's not answering her phone. 750 00:30:01,510 --> 00:30:03,095 You guys go. I'll stay with Opal. 751 00:30:03,178 --> 00:30:05,722 And don't worry about Wayne. He's a big boy. 752 00:30:05,806 --> 00:30:08,517 He can manage without his campaign manager. 753 00:30:09,351 --> 00:30:11,687 -Now, where'd I dock my boat. -Ugh... 754 00:30:11,770 --> 00:30:13,897 Well, I can take you to the Rock on my boat. 755 00:30:13,981 --> 00:30:15,607 -Sweet. -Please tell me that 756 00:30:15,691 --> 00:30:17,192 you're hiding a Victorian doll collection at home 757 00:30:17,276 --> 00:30:18,652 because I'm very sexually conflicted 758 00:30:18,735 --> 00:30:20,821 by your big masc for masc energy. 759 00:30:20,904 --> 00:30:22,531 -Yes. -[Justin] Okay. 760 00:30:22,614 --> 00:30:26,743 [upbeat classic rock plays] 761 00:30:26,827 --> 00:30:29,913 ♪ I'm gonna run to you ♪ 762 00:30:29,997 --> 00:30:32,666 ♪ Yeah, I'm gonna run to you! ♪ 763 00:30:32,749 --> 00:30:34,793 -[screaming] -[Justin] Shit! 764 00:30:34,876 --> 00:30:36,628 Billie! Billie! 765 00:30:36,712 --> 00:30:38,255 Billie! Oh, shit. 766 00:30:39,881 --> 00:30:41,216 [laughs] 767 00:30:41,300 --> 00:30:43,468 What the fuck? Are you okay? 768 00:30:43,552 --> 00:30:46,346 I'm fine. This is my third jump. 769 00:30:46,430 --> 00:30:49,516 You conquered your fear of lake water. 770 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:51,768 Ya did it because of me! 771 00:30:51,852 --> 00:30:53,103 Nope. 772 00:30:53,186 --> 00:30:54,563 Because of him. 773 00:30:54,646 --> 00:30:56,481 Woo! 774 00:30:56,565 --> 00:30:58,400 [Victor] Yes! That's my boy! 775 00:31:00,277 --> 00:31:01,528 Woo! 776 00:31:02,446 --> 00:31:03,947 -You good? -No. 777 00:31:05,532 --> 00:31:06,992 Just a little longer. 778 00:31:07,075 --> 00:31:08,660 [Killian] Nice jump. 779 00:31:08,744 --> 00:31:09,995 [Billie laughs] 780 00:31:10,078 --> 00:31:16,627 [indistinct chattering] 781 00:31:16,710 --> 00:31:19,212 Oh, my God, what happened? Who won? 782 00:31:19,296 --> 00:31:21,006 The candidate for the job. 783 00:31:21,089 --> 00:31:23,925 Wayne! Hey, congratulations. 784 00:31:24,009 --> 00:31:25,260 How does it feel to be President? 785 00:31:25,344 --> 00:31:27,262 You'll have to ask Ulrika. 786 00:31:27,346 --> 00:31:29,097 Yeah. I mean, she had the better wild boar policy. 787 00:31:29,181 --> 00:31:31,516 I think. I checked out for a bit. 788 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:34,436 Hm. I'm gonna grab pop. 789 00:31:34,519 --> 00:31:36,647 [Maisy] Well, as my grandma used to say, 790 00:31:36,730 --> 00:31:38,357 -"There's always--" -Maiser. 791 00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,233 Ulrika is president? 792 00:31:40,317 --> 00:31:43,111 I asked her to take my place. I was losing the crowd. 793 00:31:43,195 --> 00:31:44,905 -I had to pivot. -But what if 794 00:31:44,988 --> 00:31:47,199 she veto's our renos like you vetoed Jayne's dock? 795 00:31:47,282 --> 00:31:48,867 Oh man, is-- 796 00:31:48,950 --> 00:31:50,369 Is this what failure feels like? 797 00:31:50,452 --> 00:31:51,828 Did Brené lie? 798 00:31:51,912 --> 00:31:53,163 No, relax. 799 00:31:53,246 --> 00:31:54,915 Trust me, I got this. 800 00:31:54,998 --> 00:31:57,209 -Ooh. -Uh, thank you. 801 00:31:57,292 --> 00:31:59,336 I promise to protect the environment 802 00:31:59,419 --> 00:32:01,880 and keep the lake safe from boars. 803 00:32:01,963 --> 00:32:03,632 The only wild pigs welcome here 804 00:32:03,715 --> 00:32:06,218 will be on our spits and in our bellies! 805 00:32:06,301 --> 00:32:08,428 [cheering] 806 00:32:08,512 --> 00:32:11,264 -You're welcome. -Yeah. 807 00:32:11,348 --> 00:32:13,183 Thank you. Yes. Mm-hm. 808 00:32:13,266 --> 00:32:16,019 All right. Not a bad day. 809 00:32:16,103 --> 00:32:18,814 Ulrika will put Maisy's demo on slo-mo 810 00:32:18,897 --> 00:32:21,608 and Killian's girlfriend is into girls. 811 00:32:21,692 --> 00:32:24,319 And, I only had to completely humiliate myself to find out! 812 00:32:24,403 --> 00:32:27,531 Oh yes, but no more fear of what lies beneath. 813 00:32:27,614 --> 00:32:29,866 -She's a lake baby, now. -You only had 814 00:32:29,950 --> 00:32:31,576 to stand me up twice for it to happen. 815 00:32:33,912 --> 00:32:36,456 Did you just break into our cabin? 816 00:32:37,207 --> 00:32:39,543 No... The door was open. 817 00:32:39,626 --> 00:32:42,129 I thought I'd just pop by and grab my battleship. 818 00:32:42,212 --> 00:32:43,880 I really hope it's all here. 819 00:32:43,964 --> 00:32:45,924 It's so frustrating playing with missing pieces. 820 00:32:46,007 --> 00:32:49,261 Yeah. Gotta watch out for that submarine. 821 00:32:49,344 --> 00:32:51,096 Sneak attack under the water. 822 00:32:51,179 --> 00:32:53,223 I prefer the aircraft carrier. 823 00:32:53,306 --> 00:32:55,142 I like big guns. 824 00:32:57,144 --> 00:32:59,730 Oh, she is sweating. 825 00:32:59,813 --> 00:33:01,440 If Ulrika delays her reno long enough, 826 00:33:01,523 --> 00:33:03,275 she's gonna lose all of her deposits. 827 00:33:03,358 --> 00:33:05,485 She could be off the lake a lot sooner than we'd hoped. 828 00:33:06,111 --> 00:33:08,530 Which means Killian's gone, too. 829 00:33:08,613 --> 00:33:10,157 Well then, you better make a move fast 830 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,784 'cause summer romance ain't meant to last. 831 00:33:13,952 --> 00:33:15,620 [sighs] 832 00:33:18,498 --> 00:33:21,126 -Look at what mommy found... -My vision board. 833 00:33:21,209 --> 00:33:22,919 -Finally. -[Maisy] You might want 834 00:33:23,003 --> 00:33:25,380 to check it's all there. Justin really loves swatches. 835 00:33:25,464 --> 00:33:27,382 Oh, Barry at the warehouse 836 00:33:27,466 --> 00:33:29,176 says they're discontinuing Walnut Brûlée. 837 00:33:29,259 --> 00:33:30,802 Well, call him and tell him we'll take 838 00:33:30,886 --> 00:33:32,554 -everything that's left. -Maybe we should wait. 839 00:33:32,637 --> 00:33:33,972 I mean, what if Ulrika 840 00:33:34,055 --> 00:33:35,640 doesn't let us build our new cottage? 841 00:33:35,724 --> 00:33:38,101 No. No, sweetie. 842 00:33:39,352 --> 00:33:41,980 Mommy's gonna brûlée this baby to the ground. 843 00:33:42,063 --> 00:33:44,983 [♪ Françoise Hardy: "Le temps des souvenirs] 844 00:33:45,066 --> 00:33:49,196 ♪ Sha la la la la la la ♪ 845 00:33:49,279 --> 00:33:53,283 ♪ Sha la la la, sha la la la ♪ 846 00:33:53,366 --> 00:33:57,370 ♪ Sha la la la la la la ♪ 847 00:33:59,623 --> 00:34:03,543 ♪ Je sais qu'un jour, je vivrai sans toi ♪ 848 00:34:03,627 --> 00:34:08,089 ♪ Le temps des souvenirs ♪ 849 00:34:08,173 --> 00:34:11,843 ♪ Car je le vois venir déjà ♪ 850 00:34:11,927 --> 00:34:15,722 ♪ Le temps des souvenirs ♪ 851 00:34:15,806 --> 00:34:20,435 ♪ Toi, tu seras parti, tu vivras ta vie ♪ 852 00:34:20,519 --> 00:34:24,523 ♪ Je serai seule à presque en mourir ♪ 853 00:34:24,606 --> 00:34:28,026 ♪ Au temps ♪ 854 00:34:28,109 --> 00:34:33,448 ♪ Des souvenirs ♪ 855 00:34:33,532 --> 00:34:37,619 ♪ Sha la la la, sha la la la ♪ 856 00:34:37,702 --> 00:34:41,623 ♪ Sha la la la la la la ♪