1 00:00:05,007 --> 00:00:06,967 [Victor] To lifeguard... 2 00:00:07,050 --> 00:00:09,178 is to guard life. 3 00:00:09,261 --> 00:00:13,599 These trials will test speed, strength... 4 00:00:15,017 --> 00:00:16,810 and your response to danger. 5 00:00:17,936 --> 00:00:20,731 Wearing the red swimsuit is a privilege. 6 00:00:20,814 --> 00:00:23,650 We stand on the sun-kissed shoulders 7 00:00:23,734 --> 00:00:26,236 of the greats who came before us: 8 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:27,863 Pamela Anderson. 9 00:00:27,946 --> 00:00:29,448 David Hasselhoff. 10 00:00:29,531 --> 00:00:32,034 Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. 11 00:00:32,117 --> 00:00:33,410 Yup. 12 00:00:33,494 --> 00:00:34,870 Are we ready? 13 00:00:36,246 --> 00:00:37,706 Set... 14 00:00:37,790 --> 00:00:39,249 [whistle trills] 15 00:00:39,333 --> 00:00:45,047 -[splashing] -[yelling & cheering] 16 00:00:45,130 --> 00:00:47,049 Swim! Swim! Swim! 17 00:00:47,132 --> 00:00:50,010 -[man] Come on! -Bring it, girls! 18 00:00:50,093 --> 00:00:52,346 -Come on, girls, come on! -Keep breathing! 19 00:00:52,429 --> 00:00:55,265 [shouting continues] 20 00:00:55,349 --> 00:00:58,268 Why is everyone so amped for lifeguarding certifications? 21 00:00:58,352 --> 00:01:00,646 'Cause, man! Lifeguards rule the beach. 22 00:01:00,729 --> 00:01:03,190 They got the cash, they got the bods, 23 00:01:03,273 --> 00:01:05,317 they got unlimited access to the Boathouse. 24 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:06,985 I'm sorry, were you a lifeguard? 25 00:01:07,069 --> 00:01:09,279 No. My love handles and Maisy being captain 26 00:01:09,363 --> 00:01:12,074 -meant that was never to be. -You barely sound bitter. 27 00:01:12,157 --> 00:01:14,868 Yeah, I know. I need a new emotional diuretic. 28 00:01:14,952 --> 00:01:17,579 But we're celebrating, because of Ulrika and the board 29 00:01:17,663 --> 00:01:19,706 are voting against Maisy's reno. 30 00:01:19,790 --> 00:01:23,460 -So you finally beat Maisy! -Yes, but ladies don't brag. 31 00:01:23,544 --> 00:01:24,920 [chuckling] 32 00:01:25,003 --> 00:01:26,463 Come on, Killian! 33 00:01:27,673 --> 00:01:29,800 Come on, girls! Haul ass! 34 00:01:29,883 --> 00:01:31,426 Go hard! 35 00:01:31,510 --> 00:01:33,303 That should be you out there. 36 00:01:33,387 --> 00:01:36,306 Oh, I know. I'm three seconds faster than Killian. 37 00:01:36,390 --> 00:01:38,892 -Yes, you are. -But he can have it this year. 38 00:01:40,060 --> 00:01:41,645 "This year"? 39 00:01:41,728 --> 00:01:43,355 As in, there's gonna be a next year? 40 00:01:43,438 --> 00:01:45,232 Ah, I don't know. 41 00:01:45,315 --> 00:01:47,401 There's no sport in beating the Quads. 42 00:01:47,484 --> 00:01:49,194 -Mmm? -And if you run Maisy 43 00:01:49,278 --> 00:01:51,738 off the lake, Killian goes too. 44 00:01:51,822 --> 00:01:53,407 He's a part of the set. 45 00:01:55,576 --> 00:01:56,743 Fine. 46 00:01:56,827 --> 00:01:58,745 When I get the cottage, 47 00:01:58,829 --> 00:02:00,747 we will workshop your cottage-share idea. 48 00:02:00,831 --> 00:02:02,708 -For real? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 49 00:02:02,791 --> 00:02:04,668 You're making me a better person and it's disgusting. 50 00:02:06,169 --> 00:02:07,921 [gasps] It looks like Killian's leading. 51 00:02:08,005 --> 00:02:09,464 -I'm gonna go watch up close. -Okay. 52 00:02:10,674 --> 00:02:12,342 I was so stanning her and Olive... 53 00:02:12,426 --> 00:02:14,136 I want to introduce you to someone. 54 00:02:14,219 --> 00:02:16,847 This is Gilson Fishburne, our local county councillor. 55 00:02:16,930 --> 00:02:18,807 -[Justin] Oh. -And he's running for mayor. 56 00:02:18,891 --> 00:02:21,143 -Oh! -This is Justin Lovejoy, 57 00:02:21,226 --> 00:02:23,478 my stepfather's son. 58 00:02:23,562 --> 00:02:25,355 -Yeah, hello. -Gil. 59 00:02:25,439 --> 00:02:27,774 -Gil "The Thrill." -Oh, dear. 60 00:02:27,858 --> 00:02:30,861 Will you be joining us tonight at Maisy's farmhouse cookout? 61 00:02:31,737 --> 00:02:33,780 -...Farmhouse cookout? -Yeah, I thought 62 00:02:33,864 --> 00:02:35,616 it would be a fun theme for a fundraiser. 63 00:02:35,699 --> 00:02:37,868 I'm also helping with Gil's campaign. 64 00:02:37,951 --> 00:02:40,454 And I'm learning so much about local law. 65 00:02:40,537 --> 00:02:44,625 Like, a farmhouse can actually be bulldozed without a permit! 66 00:02:44,708 --> 00:02:46,752 And architecture is so subjective. 67 00:02:46,835 --> 00:02:49,338 Who's to say what's a cottage, what's a farmhouse? 68 00:02:49,421 --> 00:02:51,924 Actually, I do. I make that decision. 69 00:02:52,007 --> 00:02:55,385 -[laughing] -Yes, yes you do! 70 00:02:55,469 --> 00:02:57,638 [forced laughter] 71 00:02:57,721 --> 00:03:01,224 So how does our new Boathouse president feel about this idea? 72 00:03:01,308 --> 00:03:03,977 Ulrika gave us the green thumbs-up. 73 00:03:04,061 --> 00:03:06,063 -Oh! -[Maisy] Yes! It turns out 74 00:03:06,146 --> 00:03:08,106 some of her garden's more exotic crops 75 00:03:08,190 --> 00:03:09,816 don't have the necessary paperwork, 76 00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:13,445 but Gil here was kind enough to let that slide. 77 00:03:13,528 --> 00:03:14,821 Glad I could be of help. 78 00:03:15,489 --> 00:03:17,240 Well, it's an election year. 79 00:03:17,324 --> 00:03:19,159 Gotta go press some flesh. 80 00:03:19,242 --> 00:03:22,120 -Interesting choice of words. -[Gil] That's right. Bye. 81 00:03:22,204 --> 00:03:23,956 [Maisy] Take care. 82 00:03:24,039 --> 00:03:26,375 That's why you gave Ulrika your spot in the election! 83 00:03:26,458 --> 00:03:28,377 That's why you did it, because you knew that you could 84 00:03:28,460 --> 00:03:30,379 use Gil to screw her. But if you lost to Wayne, 85 00:03:30,462 --> 00:03:32,089 you would've actually been screwed. Ha! 86 00:03:32,172 --> 00:03:33,799 -Uh, whoa! I just-- -[Victor] And our new 87 00:03:33,882 --> 00:03:37,177 Junior Lifeguard: Killian Lin! 88 00:03:37,260 --> 00:03:39,471 -[all cheering] -[screaming] No! 89 00:03:39,554 --> 00:03:41,890 -Way to go, baby! Woo! -[clapping] 90 00:03:41,974 --> 00:03:43,183 [Victor] Oh, I'm so proud of you! 91 00:03:44,309 --> 00:03:46,144 Oh, come to the cookout tonight. 92 00:03:46,228 --> 00:03:49,398 It'll be fun! We'll be celebrating Killian's victory. 93 00:03:50,524 --> 00:03:53,527 And... mine too, I guess! 94 00:03:54,778 --> 00:03:56,863 She always wins. 95 00:03:56,947 --> 00:03:59,074 She always fucking wins! 96 00:04:00,158 --> 00:04:06,540 [easygoing pop music] 97 00:04:06,623 --> 00:04:10,585 Killian Lin! You are now a Junior Lifeguard. 98 00:04:10,669 --> 00:04:12,838 Here are the keys to the Boathouse. 99 00:04:12,921 --> 00:04:14,923 You are guarding the Bifrost 100 00:04:15,007 --> 00:04:17,050 so that only true heroes may enter! 101 00:04:17,134 --> 00:04:19,344 Also Riley, he has a spare set. 102 00:04:19,428 --> 00:04:22,723 I'll guard them with my... uh, Thor. 103 00:04:22,806 --> 00:04:23,849 -Good! -[laughs] 104 00:04:25,017 --> 00:04:27,769 The Boathouse's first Chinese-Canadian 105 00:04:27,853 --> 00:04:30,605 Junior Lifeguard! I'm so proud of you! 106 00:04:30,689 --> 00:04:34,151 My boy's breaking barriers like his dad broke bones on the ice! 107 00:04:36,903 --> 00:04:38,822 [Killian] Okay, I'm gonna go hang out with Billie now. 108 00:04:38,905 --> 00:04:40,782 You're coming with me! 109 00:04:40,866 --> 00:04:43,785 Don't be late for the cookout! You're the guest of honour. 110 00:04:44,995 --> 00:04:47,122 -Bravo! -So, how much did this 111 00:04:47,205 --> 00:04:48,874 little farmhouse loophole cost us, babe? 112 00:04:48,957 --> 00:04:51,710 I offered my services as an expert brand manager 113 00:04:51,793 --> 00:04:53,253 for Gil's campaign! 114 00:04:53,336 --> 00:04:55,255 And the cash for one of our bathrooms. 115 00:04:55,338 --> 00:04:56,965 The one with the butt fountain? 116 00:04:57,049 --> 00:04:59,593 It's called a bidet, honey. It's French. 117 00:04:59,676 --> 00:05:01,762 [Victor] Ugh! Can't we lose something else? 118 00:05:01,845 --> 00:05:03,346 The sauna? 119 00:05:03,430 --> 00:05:05,807 You know my hockey injuries are only soothed 120 00:05:05,891 --> 00:05:07,768 by steam and Alaskan yellow cedar. 121 00:05:07,851 --> 00:05:10,479 -[Maisy] Right. -How about Opal's walk-in? 122 00:05:10,562 --> 00:05:12,147 Only if you're the one to tell him. 123 00:05:13,899 --> 00:05:15,817 -[Maisy sighs] -This is Justin's fault. 124 00:05:15,901 --> 00:05:18,361 He cost me the election. 125 00:05:20,030 --> 00:05:21,990 Stay frosty. 126 00:05:22,074 --> 00:05:25,660 ♪ 127 00:05:25,744 --> 00:05:29,456 [Justin] Where the frick are my carbs? 128 00:05:29,539 --> 00:05:31,666 -[rustling] -[gasps] 129 00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:33,502 [exhales] 130 00:05:33,585 --> 00:05:35,921 -[bag crinkling] -I wouldn't. 131 00:05:36,004 --> 00:05:37,756 It's been a really rough morning. 132 00:05:37,839 --> 00:05:39,591 Those-- those have been there since before my time. 133 00:05:39,674 --> 00:05:40,717 [Justin crunches] 134 00:05:44,596 --> 00:05:47,224 Want some sour cream and listeria chips? 135 00:05:48,350 --> 00:05:51,311 No. And why are we eating our feelings? 136 00:05:51,394 --> 00:05:53,772 -[groans] -Because, 137 00:05:53,855 --> 00:05:56,191 my stepsister is gonna bulldoze my family cottage 138 00:05:56,274 --> 00:05:58,276 and there's nothing I can do about it. 139 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:01,655 I'm sorry. That... sucks. 140 00:06:01,738 --> 00:06:03,949 Yeah, it sucks. Everything sucks. 141 00:06:04,032 --> 00:06:05,117 [Grindr notification chimes] 142 00:06:06,451 --> 00:06:08,912 Whoopsie. I swear, I turned Grindr off 143 00:06:08,995 --> 00:06:12,040 -when I came up to the lake. -Never turn it off. 144 00:06:12,124 --> 00:06:13,917 Slim pickings up here. 145 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,043 What's your handle? 146 00:06:16,002 --> 00:06:17,754 JustinTimbersnake91. 147 00:06:17,838 --> 00:06:19,464 -[laughs] Okay. -Yours? 148 00:06:19,548 --> 00:06:21,007 Riley. 149 00:06:21,091 --> 00:06:22,801 That tracks. 150 00:06:22,884 --> 00:06:24,136 [Grindr notification chimes] 151 00:06:25,387 --> 00:06:27,139 What did I say? 152 00:06:27,222 --> 00:06:30,183 Shall we see what horny truckers seek our company? 153 00:06:32,227 --> 00:06:33,603 -Huh. -Ah... 154 00:06:33,687 --> 00:06:35,856 [Justin] Bold choice, posting his age. 155 00:06:35,939 --> 00:06:38,191 No, that's 4-3. 156 00:06:38,275 --> 00:06:40,735 -Dude's into threesomes. -Oh... 157 00:06:40,819 --> 00:06:42,821 And "Mayor_Naise" is because he's running for mayor. 158 00:06:44,990 --> 00:06:47,075 Did you hook up with that Gil guy? 159 00:06:47,159 --> 00:06:49,244 -Ish. Ish! -[groaning] 160 00:06:49,327 --> 00:06:51,121 Again, very small pool. 161 00:06:51,204 --> 00:06:53,999 -Oh, God! -Hey, no, no, no! No. 162 00:06:54,082 --> 00:06:55,542 You're okay. 163 00:06:55,625 --> 00:06:57,127 Do you want some real carbs? 164 00:06:57,210 --> 00:06:58,295 Always. 165 00:06:58,378 --> 00:07:00,338 I know the perfect place. 166 00:07:00,422 --> 00:07:02,883 You are fierce. You're an animal! 167 00:07:02,966 --> 00:07:04,634 -[camera shutter clicking] -You devour your prey 168 00:07:04,718 --> 00:07:06,261 and wait 30 minutes before getting in the water. 169 00:07:06,344 --> 00:07:08,054 [both laughing] 170 00:07:10,056 --> 00:07:12,225 You know, you'll have to watch your back next year. 171 00:07:12,309 --> 00:07:13,643 I'm thinking of trying out. 172 00:07:13,727 --> 00:07:15,395 That's if we're back next year. 173 00:07:16,396 --> 00:07:18,398 The new cottage may not be finished yet. 174 00:07:18,481 --> 00:07:20,275 -Your reno's back on? -[Killian] Yeah. 175 00:07:20,358 --> 00:07:22,235 But I thought the Boathouse Board nixed it. 176 00:07:22,319 --> 00:07:25,739 Nope. Mom found a loophole because she's obsessed. 177 00:07:25,822 --> 00:07:27,532 It just sucks. 178 00:07:27,616 --> 00:07:29,534 My whole life's been moving city to city 179 00:07:29,618 --> 00:07:31,578 'cause of my dad's hockey. 180 00:07:31,661 --> 00:07:33,747 Grandpa Derek's cottage was the only place that never changed. 181 00:07:33,830 --> 00:07:34,956 [sad chuckle] 182 00:07:36,416 --> 00:07:37,459 -Yeah. -I'm sorry. 183 00:07:38,668 --> 00:07:40,754 [Ulrika] Ugh. Lifeguard! 184 00:07:40,837 --> 00:07:44,382 Please. Go down to the beach and get the other coolers 185 00:07:44,466 --> 00:07:46,468 and bring them to the Lifeguard Lounge. 186 00:07:46,551 --> 00:07:49,846 [grunts] Someone is coming to test these fish in the morning. 187 00:07:49,930 --> 00:07:52,474 -Skynda! Please. -Okay. 188 00:07:52,557 --> 00:07:54,476 [whispers] Uh, hey! Hang later? 189 00:07:54,559 --> 00:07:55,852 Yeah. 190 00:08:02,609 --> 00:08:04,444 What are the fish being tested for? 191 00:08:04,527 --> 00:08:05,612 [Ulrika] Herpes. 192 00:08:06,821 --> 00:08:09,032 There's an outbreak over on Selkie Lake. 193 00:08:09,115 --> 00:08:11,451 We must act quickly to make sure that the infection 194 00:08:11,534 --> 00:08:13,536 has not spread to our fish stocks. 195 00:08:13,620 --> 00:08:15,872 What happens if our fish have herpes? 196 00:08:15,956 --> 00:08:17,791 Do they call every fish they've ever spawned with? 197 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:23,296 No, we stop all activity that slows the lake's recovery. 198 00:08:23,380 --> 00:08:28,218 Weeks of boats, waterskiing, roadwork, construction-- 199 00:08:28,301 --> 00:08:30,136 -Construction? -[Ulrika] Mm-hmm. 200 00:08:30,220 --> 00:08:33,390 Oh, and fish communicate with farts, not phones. 201 00:08:33,473 --> 00:08:35,684 How would they text with their tiny little fins? 202 00:08:37,519 --> 00:08:40,897 [footsteps receding] 203 00:08:42,857 --> 00:08:44,567 Fishing? 204 00:08:44,651 --> 00:08:46,152 Selkie Lake? 205 00:08:48,780 --> 00:08:53,785 ♪ So don't tell me to shut my eyes ♪ 206 00:08:53,868 --> 00:08:56,538 ♪ I'm not a girl ♪ 207 00:08:59,874 --> 00:09:02,460 ♪ Not yet a woman ♪ 208 00:09:04,170 --> 00:09:05,922 [Jayne, whispering] You and gluten... 209 00:09:06,006 --> 00:09:07,841 why can't I quit you? 210 00:09:07,924 --> 00:09:10,468 Hey, Jayne. Doin' okay? 211 00:09:10,552 --> 00:09:12,679 Everything was fine until you showed up. 212 00:09:12,762 --> 00:09:14,472 Putting ideas in my head. 213 00:09:14,556 --> 00:09:16,266 "Why don't you run against Maisy?" 214 00:09:16,349 --> 00:09:17,851 "Why did you settle for Wayne?" 215 00:09:17,934 --> 00:09:20,353 -I never said that-- -"Summer of Jayne"? 216 00:09:20,437 --> 00:09:22,188 This is summer of pain. 217 00:09:23,231 --> 00:09:25,608 My girls will never make lifeguard captain now. 218 00:09:26,568 --> 00:09:28,153 Not with Killian lapping them. 219 00:09:28,236 --> 00:09:30,613 [whispers] I won't let her take it from us. 220 00:09:30,697 --> 00:09:33,366 The next time I see Maisy, I'm gonna tell her-- 221 00:09:33,450 --> 00:09:36,995 -Tell her what, Jayner? -How excited I am 222 00:09:37,078 --> 00:09:39,748 for Maisy's cookout tonight! I'm gonna make my crab cakes. 223 00:09:39,831 --> 00:09:42,083 -Everyone loves them. -Lookin' forward to it. 224 00:09:42,167 --> 00:09:44,836 Touch less cilantro this time, okay, Jayner? 225 00:09:44,919 --> 00:09:47,547 Hey, would you mind giving J-spot and I a hot sec? 226 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:50,258 Nailing down that gay vote, hardest part of the campaign. 227 00:09:51,259 --> 00:09:54,054 -Cost me my presidency. -Ooh. 228 00:09:56,348 --> 00:09:58,308 You know I can't vote, right? 229 00:09:58,391 --> 00:10:00,852 The only vote I want from you is... 230 00:10:00,935 --> 00:10:04,564 [imitating Grindr notification] Vrrt. Vrrt. Vrrt. 231 00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:06,566 You tappin' back, Timbersnake? 232 00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:08,318 -[scoffs] -Why don't you tap Maisy's ass? 233 00:10:08,401 --> 00:10:09,944 You're already way the hell up there. 234 00:10:10,028 --> 00:10:11,988 Oh, meow! Kitty likes to scratch. 235 00:10:12,072 --> 00:10:13,656 [hisses] 236 00:10:13,740 --> 00:10:15,617 I see why Maisy brought in my big guns. 237 00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:17,410 -Oh-- -I see it all the time 238 00:10:17,494 --> 00:10:20,163 up here, J-spot. One kid wants to knock the cabin down, 239 00:10:20,246 --> 00:10:22,082 the other one wants to turn it into a museum, 240 00:10:22,165 --> 00:10:24,793 and here's poor little Gil. 241 00:10:24,876 --> 00:10:27,379 Actually not so little, and surprisingly attentive-- 242 00:10:27,462 --> 00:10:29,381 -[quietly] Oh, God. -Stuck in the middle, 243 00:10:29,464 --> 00:10:31,424 and all I want is what's best for the lake. 244 00:10:31,508 --> 00:10:35,095 Okay. Well, as if you haven't already made up your mind, Gil. 245 00:10:35,178 --> 00:10:37,764 I'm currently fielding several counteroffers. 246 00:10:37,847 --> 00:10:40,183 Well, I don't have Maisy's kind of cash. 247 00:10:40,266 --> 00:10:42,394 I take other currency. 248 00:10:46,356 --> 00:10:48,441 -I mean sex-- -Yes, that was clear. 249 00:10:49,317 --> 00:10:51,403 Thank you, but I have a date, 250 00:10:51,486 --> 00:10:53,738 and I don't want to make any early withdrawals, 251 00:10:53,822 --> 00:10:55,782 if you know what I mean, in case it goes well. 252 00:10:55,865 --> 00:10:57,867 If you include Riley, we got a done deal. 253 00:10:57,951 --> 00:10:59,494 How did you know it was Riley? 254 00:10:59,577 --> 00:11:02,455 Gay-P-S. Keeping the community together. 255 00:11:02,539 --> 00:11:04,082 -You wanna stick it to Maisy? -Yeah. 256 00:11:04,165 --> 00:11:05,708 -I get to stick it to you. -[hushed] What? 257 00:11:05,792 --> 00:11:07,293 And then you're gonna stick it to me, 258 00:11:07,377 --> 00:11:09,003 and then I'm going to stick it to Riley. 259 00:11:09,087 --> 00:11:10,630 We don't have to decide the order right now. 260 00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:11,881 Do we have a deal? 261 00:11:13,550 --> 00:11:15,635 [exhales] 262 00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:17,345 Let's make a manwich! 263 00:11:18,888 --> 00:11:20,098 Don't do it. 264 00:11:20,181 --> 00:11:24,269 ♪ 265 00:11:24,352 --> 00:11:26,229 I think we may have a problem. 266 00:11:26,312 --> 00:11:28,898 Gil was all over Justin this morning. 267 00:11:28,982 --> 00:11:30,775 We may have to prepare for contingencies. 268 00:11:30,859 --> 00:11:32,193 Like? 269 00:11:32,277 --> 00:11:33,570 The juicing island. 270 00:11:33,653 --> 00:11:35,029 But we've already given so much! 271 00:11:35,113 --> 00:11:36,823 I know, I know! I-- 272 00:11:36,906 --> 00:11:39,951 Well, Gil does take other currencies. 273 00:11:40,034 --> 00:11:42,537 Bitcoin? Stock options? 274 00:11:42,620 --> 00:11:44,289 Livestock. 275 00:11:44,372 --> 00:11:46,666 A blue chip, like an ex-pro hockey player, 276 00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:49,169 may tip the balance if we need to counter. 277 00:11:50,837 --> 00:11:52,922 It's no different than the strap-on! 278 00:11:53,006 --> 00:11:54,340 It's just like we practiced. 279 00:11:54,424 --> 00:11:57,093 Listen, no pain, no stain. 280 00:11:57,177 --> 00:11:58,928 Right? 281 00:11:59,012 --> 00:12:00,972 ♪ 282 00:12:03,057 --> 00:12:06,978 Well, you are the cutest fisherwoman I have ever seen! 283 00:12:07,061 --> 00:12:09,814 And that is the gayest plaid I've ever seen. 284 00:12:09,898 --> 00:12:12,150 -[laughing] -[phone ringing] 285 00:12:12,233 --> 00:12:13,651 [gasps] 286 00:12:13,735 --> 00:12:15,653 -Hi! -Hi! 287 00:12:15,737 --> 00:12:17,280 Oh, someone's in a good mood! 288 00:12:17,363 --> 00:12:19,157 I'm going fishing with a friend. 289 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:21,826 -[Naomi] Is that code? -No, actual fishing. 290 00:12:21,910 --> 00:12:25,914 -No fishiness on my watch. -And who is this friend? 291 00:12:25,997 --> 00:12:28,291 Oh, just her cousin. Totally age-appropriate. 292 00:12:28,374 --> 00:12:30,793 -[Billie] Justin! -I will give you some privacy. 293 00:12:30,877 --> 00:12:33,588 -It was lovely to see you. -[Oliver] Okay, bye, Justin! 294 00:12:33,671 --> 00:12:35,381 [parents giggling] 295 00:12:35,465 --> 00:12:37,926 Can I get some advice on something? I have a quandary. 296 00:12:38,009 --> 00:12:40,637 Oh, yes, please. We love a good quandary. 297 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:42,764 Okay, so they're gonna destroy something 298 00:12:42,847 --> 00:12:46,017 -that's always been here. -[Naomi] Like old-growth trees? 299 00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:48,686 Totally, that. So, where do we, like, 300 00:12:48,770 --> 00:12:50,939 stand on doing something a little wrong 301 00:12:51,022 --> 00:12:54,192 to save something like old-growth trees? 302 00:12:54,275 --> 00:12:57,028 -We stand with you. -Fight big lumber! 303 00:12:57,111 --> 00:12:58,780 Billie Bear, I wish you could be here. 304 00:12:58,863 --> 00:13:01,324 -The sushi is so good. -[chuckles] 305 00:13:01,407 --> 00:13:02,659 -Ready? -Uh-huh. 306 00:13:02,742 --> 00:13:04,285 Mmm! 307 00:13:04,369 --> 00:13:06,454 Hey, did you know that fish can get herpes? 308 00:13:08,790 --> 00:13:10,917 -Have fun in Kyoto! -[smooches] 309 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:17,173 ♪ 310 00:13:17,257 --> 00:13:19,926 Oh, boy. Your dry cleaner's gonna love you. 311 00:13:20,009 --> 00:13:23,179 [Killian laughs] What-- you were serious. 312 00:13:23,263 --> 00:13:25,515 I thought fishing was code or something. 313 00:13:25,598 --> 00:13:28,393 Why does everybody think that? I'm very literal. 314 00:13:28,476 --> 00:13:32,564 Here, let me help you. Which... 315 00:13:32,647 --> 00:13:34,857 -For you. -Thank you. 316 00:13:34,941 --> 00:13:36,693 I better show you how to cast, then. 317 00:13:37,902 --> 00:13:40,613 Okay, so first, you've gotta pick the lure. 318 00:13:41,781 --> 00:13:44,784 Actually, no... 319 00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:46,536 let the lure pick you. 320 00:13:49,372 --> 00:13:50,999 I watched some YouTube tutorials. 321 00:13:51,082 --> 00:13:53,501 ♪ 322 00:13:53,585 --> 00:13:55,295 [moans] 323 00:13:55,378 --> 00:13:56,421 [Justin] Oh, my God. 324 00:13:57,463 --> 00:13:59,007 Fuck keto! 325 00:13:59,090 --> 00:14:01,676 -Do you two need to be alone? -Don't judge me. 326 00:14:01,759 --> 00:14:03,261 [phone chimes] 327 00:14:03,344 --> 00:14:06,180 Oh! It's gonna be Billie. 328 00:14:06,264 --> 00:14:08,141 She's very, very in-- 329 00:14:09,601 --> 00:14:12,061 invested in our date. 330 00:14:12,145 --> 00:14:13,813 How is that whole... 331 00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,690 kind-of-being-a-dad thing going? 332 00:14:15,773 --> 00:14:18,318 I don't know. Kinda weird. 333 00:14:18,401 --> 00:14:20,111 Kinda good. 334 00:14:20,194 --> 00:14:21,904 It's just the most time we've ever spent together. 335 00:14:22,864 --> 00:14:23,948 [Riley] She's a cool kid. 336 00:14:24,824 --> 00:14:27,535 -Very together. -She is. 337 00:14:27,619 --> 00:14:30,538 Very together. Too together. I sometimes worry, like, 338 00:14:30,622 --> 00:14:32,582 "Adderall valedictorian" together. 339 00:14:32,665 --> 00:14:35,335 But listen, I am way too fresh and dewy 340 00:14:35,418 --> 00:14:37,253 to be some baby-bjorn-gayby-daddy who's 341 00:14:37,337 --> 00:14:39,422 just droning on about his kids. I wanna know about you. 342 00:14:39,505 --> 00:14:40,923 So what's Riley about, besides being 343 00:14:41,007 --> 00:14:43,134 the handiest man on the lake? 344 00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:45,678 I just do all that to support my photography. 345 00:14:45,762 --> 00:14:48,014 Okay! She's an artiste, huh? 346 00:14:48,097 --> 00:14:50,642 So, what do you shoot? Like, landscapes? 347 00:14:50,725 --> 00:14:52,810 Portraits? 348 00:14:52,894 --> 00:14:57,106 I use roadkill to recreate iconic crime scenes from CSI. 349 00:14:57,190 --> 00:15:01,277 I call it "RKI: Roadkill Investigations." 350 00:15:01,361 --> 00:15:03,237 Is that, like, fan fic, or, like... 351 00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:06,199 like, fur fic? 352 00:15:06,282 --> 00:15:08,701 It's to bring awareness to the animals' deaths. 353 00:15:08,785 --> 00:15:10,536 -Yeah. -[Justin] Okay. 354 00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:11,704 [Riley] Speeding kills. 355 00:15:13,039 --> 00:15:14,582 It's actually why I brought you here. 356 00:15:14,666 --> 00:15:16,584 This is where I scout most of my models. 357 00:15:17,585 --> 00:15:18,753 Hmm... 358 00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:21,673 -Wow. -[phone chimes] 359 00:15:21,756 --> 00:15:24,050 Uh... 360 00:15:24,133 --> 00:15:25,176 Great. 361 00:15:26,928 --> 00:15:29,347 So, uh, what's your, um... 362 00:15:29,430 --> 00:15:32,308 what's your spicy Mayor_Naise story, huh? 363 00:15:32,392 --> 00:15:34,477 I met him. Kind of cute in, like, 364 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,437 a hot-for-vice-principal sort of way. 365 00:15:37,438 --> 00:15:39,899 I almost hooked up with him and his husband. 366 00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:41,943 -Oh! -But, uh, 367 00:15:42,026 --> 00:15:44,404 Joe Rogaine there didn't tell his hus-bear at first. 368 00:15:44,487 --> 00:15:46,197 [Justin] Yikes. 369 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,533 Which is why I prefer sex parties over threesomes. 370 00:15:48,616 --> 00:15:49,992 -[phone chimes] -[Justin] Yeah. 371 00:15:50,076 --> 00:15:51,577 [Riley] It's far more democratic. 372 00:15:51,661 --> 00:15:53,454 Sure. Yeah. You've gotta get the democracy going. 373 00:15:56,374 --> 00:15:58,000 Billie wants a picture of the food truck. 374 00:15:58,084 --> 00:15:59,711 Do you wanna take a selfie with me? 375 00:15:59,794 --> 00:16:01,337 Sure. 376 00:16:04,966 --> 00:16:06,217 [camera shutter clicks] 377 00:16:07,135 --> 00:16:08,469 She's gonna love it. 378 00:16:12,306 --> 00:16:15,727 Our presence is being requested at Maisy's cookout. 379 00:16:15,810 --> 00:16:17,353 What do you mean? You want to go now? 380 00:16:17,437 --> 00:16:19,856 Well, the sooner we make an appearance... 381 00:16:19,939 --> 00:16:21,190 the sooner we can leave. 382 00:16:21,274 --> 00:16:22,400 Okay. 383 00:16:22,483 --> 00:16:24,193 ♪ 384 00:16:24,277 --> 00:16:27,029 Okay. Yeah. I'll just, um... 385 00:16:27,113 --> 00:16:28,906 We gotta-- we gotta leave. 386 00:16:28,990 --> 00:16:31,033 We gotta go. We're gonna do this. 387 00:16:33,745 --> 00:16:35,580 Yeah, just start the car. 388 00:16:35,663 --> 00:16:38,332 [water splashing] 389 00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:40,418 Are those sores? 390 00:16:41,419 --> 00:16:42,962 Gross. Let's toss it back-- 391 00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:45,339 -Oh, wait, no. I need it! -[Killian] For what? 392 00:16:45,423 --> 00:16:47,008 [Billie] To, uh... 393 00:16:47,091 --> 00:16:48,760 find a cure. 394 00:16:49,594 --> 00:16:50,762 For fish herpes? 395 00:16:50,845 --> 00:16:52,430 Mm-hmm. 396 00:16:52,513 --> 00:16:54,265 There's not even a cure for human herpes. 397 00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:57,351 Which is why we owe it to the mouth sore community 398 00:16:57,435 --> 00:16:59,604 to explore all forms of the disease. 399 00:16:59,687 --> 00:17:00,938 The cure is out there. 400 00:17:03,107 --> 00:17:04,692 -[laughs] -What-- 401 00:17:04,776 --> 00:17:06,360 I'm trying to make it look like our lake 402 00:17:06,444 --> 00:17:07,904 was infected with herpes. 403 00:17:07,987 --> 00:17:09,822 Ulrika said if the fish had herpes, 404 00:17:09,906 --> 00:17:11,616 construction on the lake would stop. 405 00:17:11,699 --> 00:17:15,119 And I know how much our grandpa's-- ew... 406 00:17:15,203 --> 00:17:19,040 your grandpa's cottage means to you. 407 00:17:19,123 --> 00:17:21,125 I thought maybe this could save it. 408 00:17:21,209 --> 00:17:22,710 That's environmental sabotage. 409 00:17:22,794 --> 00:17:23,836 Yeah. 410 00:17:25,296 --> 00:17:27,089 [Killian] I'm touched. 411 00:17:27,173 --> 00:17:28,841 Really. 412 00:17:28,925 --> 00:17:30,760 I wasn't gonna actually infect the lake. 413 00:17:30,843 --> 00:17:32,345 Just swap out a fish 414 00:17:32,428 --> 00:17:34,180 that was going in for testing with this one. 415 00:17:34,263 --> 00:17:36,057 But it's insane, so we can 416 00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:37,475 -just toss it back. -[Killian] Or... 417 00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:42,104 We could Greenpeace this shit. 418 00:17:42,188 --> 00:17:43,940 Let's do this. 419 00:17:44,023 --> 00:17:47,902 [jovial fiddle music] 420 00:17:51,072 --> 00:17:52,156 Hey! 421 00:17:58,246 --> 00:18:00,414 ♪ 422 00:18:03,292 --> 00:18:04,919 I'm watching you three. 423 00:18:05,002 --> 00:18:07,129 Hey, you two. How are you? 424 00:18:07,213 --> 00:18:09,298 [air kissing] 425 00:18:09,382 --> 00:18:13,135 Oh! Becky-Sue, Becky-Sue, Becky-Sue. 426 00:18:13,219 --> 00:18:15,763 Say goodbye to Grandpappy's farm. 427 00:18:15,847 --> 00:18:19,308 Looks like the bank finally called in Daddy's loan. 428 00:18:19,392 --> 00:18:24,480 Oh, well, hopefully this will take care of Daddy's debts. 429 00:18:24,564 --> 00:18:28,109 Oh, actually, Becks, the, uh, price has gone up... 430 00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:29,777 threefold, 431 00:18:29,861 --> 00:18:32,280 I'm fielding some interesting counteroffers. 432 00:18:32,363 --> 00:18:34,991 Well, we're happy to match any price. 433 00:18:35,074 --> 00:18:36,826 Maisy... 434 00:18:38,369 --> 00:18:39,829 that's what I love about you. 435 00:18:43,499 --> 00:18:46,961 -There goes our juicing island. -And our custom clawfoot. 436 00:18:47,044 --> 00:18:50,006 Unless "three" means... 437 00:18:51,048 --> 00:18:53,092 -Oh... -No, babes! 438 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:55,344 We haven't had a threesome since my rookie year. 439 00:18:55,428 --> 00:18:57,471 Don't you remember our Tampa Bay Triangle? 440 00:18:57,555 --> 00:18:59,557 I barely remember Tequila Bay Triangle. 441 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:02,310 You did have a lot of mescaline that night. 442 00:19:02,393 --> 00:19:05,897 Just sit back, relax, and think of your sauna. 443 00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:10,276 No pain, no stain. 444 00:19:10,359 --> 00:19:11,944 Know what's better than one fiddle? 445 00:19:12,028 --> 00:19:13,487 -What? -Two fiddles. 446 00:19:13,571 --> 00:19:16,198 [laughing] 447 00:19:16,282 --> 00:19:19,368 [overlapping chatter] 448 00:19:22,330 --> 00:19:23,623 [Jayne scoffs] 449 00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:27,084 Love your scrunchie. 450 00:19:31,005 --> 00:19:32,882 I think there's more room in the kitchen. 451 00:19:34,508 --> 00:19:35,718 [whimpers] Mm-hmm. 452 00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:37,386 [stifled sob] 453 00:19:37,470 --> 00:19:38,846 -Sweet. -[zipping] 454 00:19:38,930 --> 00:19:41,474 Hey, sorry, babe. Had to take a waz. 455 00:19:41,557 --> 00:19:43,726 Whoreen and Saggy Balls are still in the shitter. 456 00:19:43,809 --> 00:19:46,020 [tearful] Nobody wants my crab cakes! 457 00:19:46,854 --> 00:19:48,648 Our girls aren't lifeguards. 458 00:19:48,731 --> 00:19:53,402 And you let me wear this stupid scrunchie! 459 00:19:54,528 --> 00:19:56,447 Hey, I love your scrunchie, babe. 460 00:19:57,281 --> 00:19:58,866 And you know I love your crab cakes. 461 00:20:00,201 --> 00:20:01,869 [Jayne] I used to be captain, 462 00:20:01,953 --> 00:20:04,121 until Maisy stole it from me! 463 00:20:05,915 --> 00:20:09,627 [sobs] It was three to one in our favour! 464 00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:11,671 Where did-- where did I go wrong? 465 00:20:11,754 --> 00:20:12,922 [spits] 466 00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:14,924 It's too much cilantro, babe. 467 00:20:15,007 --> 00:20:17,051 Okay? Just adjust the ratios and it's fine. 468 00:20:17,134 --> 00:20:18,636 Our girls, babe. 469 00:20:20,221 --> 00:20:23,891 I failed them. 470 00:20:23,975 --> 00:20:26,644 Jaynie... you are the greatest mom ever. 471 00:20:26,727 --> 00:20:28,729 Hey, our girls? 472 00:20:28,813 --> 00:20:31,899 They got your smokin' bod. They got my super smarts. 473 00:20:31,983 --> 00:20:34,026 And one day, they are gonna follow in 474 00:20:34,110 --> 00:20:36,195 their mom's MILF-y footsteps 475 00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:38,614 and they're gonna marry a great guy-- or girl-- 476 00:20:38,698 --> 00:20:39,740 like me. 477 00:20:41,492 --> 00:20:43,202 First time I saw you, 478 00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:46,080 I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my night with you. 479 00:20:47,665 --> 00:20:48,791 Then you got pregnant. 480 00:20:50,334 --> 00:20:53,504 And I thought, "I'm pretty sure she said she was on the pill." 481 00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:55,464 Then you said, "I'm getting an abortion." 482 00:20:55,548 --> 00:20:58,718 Ugh, that's when I knew you were the girl for me, Jaynie! 483 00:20:58,801 --> 00:21:01,512 And now six IVF treatments later, here we are! 484 00:21:02,471 --> 00:21:05,224 So who gives a shit if Killian won lifeguard 485 00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:07,268 or if Maisy still looks fit as hell? 486 00:21:08,144 --> 00:21:10,521 You are my girl, Jaynie. Forever. 487 00:21:11,814 --> 00:21:14,442 [breathing shakily] 488 00:21:14,525 --> 00:21:16,318 I-- I have to go. 489 00:21:20,990 --> 00:21:23,909 Whew. Check out the height on that tushy. 490 00:21:25,578 --> 00:21:27,329 Gotta get me some Spanx. 491 00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:29,373 [spits] 492 00:21:30,666 --> 00:21:35,046 [overlapping chatter] 493 00:21:35,129 --> 00:21:41,469 ♪ 494 00:21:41,552 --> 00:21:42,595 Ugh. 495 00:21:45,181 --> 00:21:48,476 Oh, God, there's that hornt-up creep. 496 00:21:48,559 --> 00:21:51,520 Bleh. You know what the worst part is? 497 00:21:51,604 --> 00:21:53,731 They're usually great in bed. 498 00:21:53,814 --> 00:21:55,983 Oh, God, curses! [chuckles] 499 00:21:56,942 --> 00:22:00,279 Sure, yeah. Nothing beats a dirty hate-fuck, but-- 500 00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:01,822 Threesomes are a fourth-date thing? 501 00:22:03,616 --> 00:22:06,202 I thought we were vibing, but, hey, if you want 502 00:22:06,285 --> 00:22:07,870 to have a three-way with "Mayor_Naise"-- 503 00:22:07,953 --> 00:22:09,830 We are, we are. We're-- we're vibing. 504 00:22:09,914 --> 00:22:12,541 There's-- there's total vibes. 505 00:22:12,625 --> 00:22:14,210 It's just that, um-- 506 00:22:14,293 --> 00:22:16,128 [Gil] Oh! 507 00:22:16,212 --> 00:22:17,922 -Hello. -Hello. 508 00:22:18,005 --> 00:22:20,257 Shit. Just give me a sec, okay? 509 00:22:22,510 --> 00:22:24,053 Don't go anywhere. 510 00:22:25,930 --> 00:22:28,766 Oh, look who finally decided to show up to the party. 511 00:22:28,849 --> 00:22:32,103 You just missed it. Maisy made a huge donation to my campaign. 512 00:22:32,186 --> 00:22:33,604 Oh! 513 00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:36,482 [sighing] I'm gonna miss this old barn. 514 00:22:36,565 --> 00:22:40,277 Justin, I am so pleased that you and Riley showed up. 515 00:22:40,361 --> 00:22:41,654 Enjoy the crab cakes. 516 00:22:42,780 --> 00:22:45,199 What the fuck, Gil? We had a deal! 517 00:22:45,282 --> 00:22:47,076 It was just feeling like you weren't gonna deliver. 518 00:22:47,159 --> 00:22:50,371 Oh, I deliver. I can Pony Express-deliver. 519 00:22:50,454 --> 00:22:52,456 I just thought that I had a little bit more time. 520 00:22:52,540 --> 00:22:54,750 Well, now that Maisy's fat check is burning a hole in 521 00:22:54,834 --> 00:22:59,338 my back pocket, time is not an asset you have, Ponyboy. But... 522 00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:01,507 [whispering] If you and Riley want to get funky in the bunky 523 00:23:01,590 --> 00:23:04,802 in about ten minutes, I'll see to it that Maisy won't be able 524 00:23:04,885 --> 00:23:07,221 to screw in so much as a lightbulb 525 00:23:07,304 --> 00:23:10,724 unless I give her a permit in this town. Or else... 526 00:23:10,808 --> 00:23:12,935 [imitating bulldozer] Beep. Beep. Beep. 527 00:23:13,018 --> 00:23:14,520 [high voice] "Oh no, my cottage. 528 00:23:14,603 --> 00:23:16,564 No, not my cottage. Not the cottage!" 529 00:23:16,647 --> 00:23:18,691 [imitating explosion] 530 00:23:21,986 --> 00:23:23,154 That's not my voice. 531 00:23:23,988 --> 00:23:25,823 -Oh! -Family always helps. 532 00:23:25,906 --> 00:23:27,491 Staff uniforms are in the kitchen. 533 00:23:27,575 --> 00:23:29,034 Opal, I'm not-- 534 00:23:29,118 --> 00:23:31,453 -[snaps] Ándale! -God... 535 00:23:31,537 --> 00:23:36,125 ♪ 536 00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:37,960 [sighs] 537 00:23:38,043 --> 00:23:40,379 I'm sorry, Jaynie. 538 00:23:40,462 --> 00:23:43,257 I let you and the dance crew down. 539 00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:45,259 We had such dreams... 540 00:23:45,342 --> 00:23:48,470 Cosmetology, real estate... 541 00:23:48,554 --> 00:23:50,556 advanced cosmetology. 542 00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:53,142 Can you ever forgive me? 543 00:23:53,225 --> 00:23:55,936 -[approaching laughter] -[gasps] 544 00:23:56,020 --> 00:24:01,066 [indistinct chatter] 545 00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:04,570 [Billie sighs] 546 00:24:04,653 --> 00:24:06,155 Should we put him with the others? 547 00:24:06,238 --> 00:24:08,199 No. What if the others don't have herpes? 548 00:24:08,282 --> 00:24:10,367 Mmm... take out one of Ulrika's fish 549 00:24:10,451 --> 00:24:12,119 and put Herpie Hancock in instead. 550 00:24:12,203 --> 00:24:13,787 Aww, you named our fish? 551 00:24:13,871 --> 00:24:15,664 [laughs] Shut up. 552 00:24:15,748 --> 00:24:17,333 [Killian] Okay. Uh... 553 00:24:19,460 --> 00:24:20,628 [Killian grunts] 554 00:24:20,711 --> 00:24:22,129 There are no empty coolers, 555 00:24:22,213 --> 00:24:23,589 so where do we put the clean fish? 556 00:24:23,672 --> 00:24:25,299 [gasps] 557 00:24:25,382 --> 00:24:27,092 Back in the lake. 558 00:24:27,176 --> 00:24:29,345 Then we make our little Herpie Hancock comfy here, 559 00:24:29,428 --> 00:24:31,180 and we have ourselves an outbreak! 560 00:24:31,263 --> 00:24:33,015 [giggling] 561 00:24:33,098 --> 00:24:36,185 Jailbreak's what you're in for when I tell your parents! 562 00:24:36,268 --> 00:24:38,687 You two need to come with me. 563 00:24:43,901 --> 00:24:45,653 [Riley] Oh, yee-haw! 564 00:24:45,736 --> 00:24:49,281 I, uh... I could get into this little roleplay. 565 00:24:49,365 --> 00:24:50,908 Well, I hope so, 566 00:24:50,991 --> 00:24:52,993 'cause what I was trying to say earlier was... 567 00:24:53,077 --> 00:24:56,330 um... I-- I-- 568 00:24:56,413 --> 00:25:00,251 I haven't had sex in such a long time, 569 00:25:00,334 --> 00:25:01,794 and I am so freaked out about it. 570 00:25:01,877 --> 00:25:03,796 Aw, it's like riding a bicycle. 571 00:25:03,879 --> 00:25:05,798 Yes, but my last bicycle had sex 572 00:25:05,881 --> 00:25:07,800 with 24 other bicycles and fat-shamed me. 573 00:25:08,884 --> 00:25:11,136 We don't have to have sex. 574 00:25:11,220 --> 00:25:12,972 No, no, no, I wanna have sex with you, Riley. 575 00:25:13,055 --> 00:25:15,140 I wanna have sex with you. I wanna have so much sex. 576 00:25:15,224 --> 00:25:16,976 It's just that I don't want my first time in-- 577 00:25:17,059 --> 00:25:20,312 let's just round down to a year-- to be bad. 578 00:25:20,396 --> 00:25:22,940 Not if it's with somebody that I like, 'cause then, honestly, 579 00:25:23,023 --> 00:25:25,359 I'm just gonna get so in my head about it. 580 00:25:25,442 --> 00:25:28,946 But I was thinking that maybe if there was, like, a... 581 00:25:29,029 --> 00:25:31,073 if there was, like, a buffer, you know? 582 00:25:31,156 --> 00:25:33,742 Like, a buffer boy who could just kind of get between us 583 00:25:33,826 --> 00:25:36,787 or under us, whatever, just to take some of the pressure off! 584 00:25:36,870 --> 00:25:39,873 Are you asking me to have a threesome on our first date? 585 00:25:39,957 --> 00:25:44,461 Yes. But only because I really, really like you. 586 00:25:44,545 --> 00:25:47,548 Everyone, if I could just get your attention. 587 00:25:47,631 --> 00:25:50,092 [chuckles] I want to make a toast 588 00:25:50,175 --> 00:25:54,888 to new beginnings, and to the lake's future mayor. 589 00:25:54,972 --> 00:25:56,890 [chuckles] I'm a simple man, 590 00:25:56,974 --> 00:25:58,892 a simple man, a simply handsome man 591 00:25:58,976 --> 00:26:01,103 with a full head of hair. All mine. 592 00:26:01,186 --> 00:26:03,981 -I have a dream... -[hushed] I'll do it. 593 00:26:04,064 --> 00:26:06,066 -Wait, really? -Yeah. 594 00:26:06,150 --> 00:26:09,069 You know, working with death a lot makes you appreciate life, 595 00:26:09,153 --> 00:26:12,364 and sex is the one thing we get for free. 596 00:26:12,448 --> 00:26:14,366 So... 597 00:26:14,450 --> 00:26:18,412 Hey, second date, full sex party. 598 00:26:20,497 --> 00:26:23,042 -Lots of dicks. -Thank you, Maisy, 599 00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:25,085 for your hospitality and your vision 600 00:26:25,169 --> 00:26:28,505 for the revitalisation of our lake. Hear, hear! 601 00:26:28,589 --> 00:26:30,049 -[all] Hear, hear! -I would also, uh, 602 00:26:30,132 --> 00:26:32,176 like to make a toast! 603 00:26:32,259 --> 00:26:36,388 We are... so excited 604 00:26:36,472 --> 00:26:38,849 to get behind a man 605 00:26:38,932 --> 00:26:42,102 who rises to a challenge. 606 00:26:42,186 --> 00:26:44,938 Adversity, as they say, 607 00:26:45,022 --> 00:26:47,816 makes excellent bunk fellows. 608 00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:49,109 Yeah. 609 00:26:50,444 --> 00:26:52,863 To the thrill of Gil! 610 00:26:52,946 --> 00:26:54,782 -[man] Yeah! -[Ulrika] The Thrill of Gil! 611 00:26:54,865 --> 00:26:56,825 -Yeah! -[scattered applause] 612 00:26:56,909 --> 00:27:01,121 ♪ 613 00:27:13,634 --> 00:27:16,220 Tight hip flexors can really ruin a threesome. 614 00:27:16,303 --> 00:27:17,763 [phone chimes] 615 00:27:17,846 --> 00:27:20,140 You know, I wanna stretch it out. 616 00:27:20,224 --> 00:27:23,268 -[Justin] ...Yeah. -[Riley] Yeah. 617 00:27:26,939 --> 00:27:28,649 [Riley grunts] 618 00:27:28,732 --> 00:27:30,192 [Justin exhales] 619 00:27:30,275 --> 00:27:34,113 -You okay? -Yeah. So good, so good. 620 00:27:35,364 --> 00:27:37,366 You got a new bike to ride. 621 00:27:37,449 --> 00:27:39,368 -Yeah. -Easy, breezy. 622 00:27:39,451 --> 00:27:41,662 -[gasps] -Squeeze me. 623 00:27:42,746 --> 00:27:45,999 -[panting] -[door opens] 624 00:27:46,083 --> 00:27:47,918 Okay. 625 00:27:48,001 --> 00:27:50,462 -[door slams] -Daddy likes what he sees. 626 00:27:51,797 --> 00:27:54,174 I think talking's not our friend here. 627 00:27:56,677 --> 00:28:00,347 I caught these two breaking into the Lifeguard Lounge 628 00:28:00,431 --> 00:28:02,224 with this skanky little fish 629 00:28:02,307 --> 00:28:04,476 they were smuggling in from Selkie Lake. 630 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:08,313 They were trying to give our lake herpes. 631 00:28:09,606 --> 00:28:11,608 Jayne, are you feeling okay? 632 00:28:11,692 --> 00:28:13,277 Did you use fresh crab? 633 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:15,821 Go ahead. Ask them. 634 00:28:15,904 --> 00:28:18,740 All right. Killian? 635 00:28:19,950 --> 00:28:22,327 I didn't want you to tear down grandpa's cottage. 636 00:28:24,580 --> 00:28:28,333 No, it-- it wasn't his fault, it was my idea. I, um... 637 00:28:28,417 --> 00:28:30,627 I tricked him into coming with me. 638 00:28:30,711 --> 00:28:32,379 But as Boathouse staff, 639 00:28:32,463 --> 00:28:34,923 it was Killian's responsibility. 640 00:28:35,007 --> 00:28:38,093 He must surrender the tank top. 641 00:28:38,177 --> 00:28:40,137 -[Maisy scoffs] -The keys will be fine. 642 00:28:40,220 --> 00:28:42,055 Are you really going to fire the Boathouse's 643 00:28:42,139 --> 00:28:43,807 first Chinese-Canadian lifeguard? 644 00:28:43,891 --> 00:28:45,767 It was a mistake. 645 00:28:45,851 --> 00:28:47,603 [Ulrika] This is not about race! 646 00:28:47,686 --> 00:28:49,897 This is about an individual. 647 00:28:49,980 --> 00:28:52,274 I am sorry, kladdkaka. 648 00:28:54,026 --> 00:28:55,068 Thank you. 649 00:28:56,111 --> 00:28:59,156 So now, the position goes to, uh... 650 00:28:59,239 --> 00:29:00,616 eh, uh... 651 00:29:02,201 --> 00:29:04,119 I don't know any of their names, just pick one. 652 00:29:05,871 --> 00:29:07,915 [squealing & giggling] 653 00:29:07,998 --> 00:29:09,917 Okay, so, next barbecue at our house? 654 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,376 Celebrate the girls getting lifeguard? 655 00:29:11,460 --> 00:29:13,795 I just have to break it to Keri. 656 00:29:13,879 --> 00:29:16,340 Or Teri. Or Jeri. 657 00:29:17,424 --> 00:29:19,176 It's probably safer for everyone if they just share it. 658 00:29:19,259 --> 00:29:20,385 Get over here. 659 00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,514 [Jayne] Great cookout! 660 00:29:23,597 --> 00:29:24,890 [giggles] 661 00:29:26,975 --> 00:29:30,020 Okay, well, I'm gonna leave this here for Maisy, 662 00:29:30,103 --> 00:29:32,814 and I will see you around. 663 00:29:32,898 --> 00:29:35,234 That's such a nice colour on you. Okay. 664 00:29:35,317 --> 00:29:37,402 Yeah. [panting] 665 00:29:37,486 --> 00:29:40,656 What's, uh-- what's going on, J-spot? 666 00:29:40,739 --> 00:29:43,242 Why's the pole at half-mast? Who died? 667 00:29:43,325 --> 00:29:44,868 It-- it was just there, I swear. 668 00:29:44,952 --> 00:29:46,495 I was-- it was, like, it was just there-- 669 00:29:46,578 --> 00:29:47,996 -He was just there. -I was there. 670 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:49,790 I thought, uh, sticking it to Maisy 671 00:29:49,873 --> 00:29:52,376 would've stiffened your resolve. [chuckles] 672 00:29:53,460 --> 00:29:54,711 What does Maisy have-- 673 00:29:56,213 --> 00:29:58,340 This was never about riding the bicycle. 674 00:29:58,423 --> 00:30:00,259 No, no, wait, Riley, come on. I'm sorry! 675 00:30:00,342 --> 00:30:02,261 I can explain if you-- Well, actually, 676 00:30:02,344 --> 00:30:03,679 you've pretty much got it all. 677 00:30:04,930 --> 00:30:07,099 This just became a party for two. 678 00:30:07,182 --> 00:30:09,893 All right! Sorry, Timbersnake. 679 00:30:09,977 --> 00:30:11,687 The deal was for three. 680 00:30:12,813 --> 00:30:14,314 Welcome to the farmhouse. 681 00:30:14,398 --> 00:30:17,442 -With "Mayor_Naise"? -[door slams] 682 00:30:17,526 --> 00:30:18,569 Damn it. 683 00:30:19,695 --> 00:30:21,113 [Maisy] Oh, there he is. 684 00:30:21,196 --> 00:30:23,448 Where were you? I called and texted. 685 00:30:23,532 --> 00:30:25,242 I'm sorry, I was with-- 686 00:30:25,325 --> 00:30:27,619 None of that matters. What happened? What's wrong? 687 00:30:27,703 --> 00:30:32,624 Your birth daughter coerced my son into committing a crime. 688 00:30:32,708 --> 00:30:34,543 Okay, take it easy, Dateline. 689 00:30:34,626 --> 00:30:35,961 I don't think that Billie and Killian 690 00:30:36,044 --> 00:30:37,838 should see each other anymore. 691 00:30:37,921 --> 00:30:39,673 They obviously don't bring out the best in each other. 692 00:30:39,756 --> 00:30:42,050 What are you talking about? Billie's a great kid. 693 00:30:42,884 --> 00:30:45,804 Under the watch of her parents, sure. 694 00:30:45,887 --> 00:30:47,889 But she obviously hasn't had the best example 695 00:30:47,973 --> 00:30:51,768 -this summer, has she? -I am really, really sorry. 696 00:30:52,894 --> 00:30:54,896 Do you ever get tired of winning? 697 00:30:54,980 --> 00:30:56,732 Or being the fucking worst? 698 00:30:56,815 --> 00:30:59,026 Okay. Whoa. 699 00:30:59,109 --> 00:31:03,280 Billie, I am really sorry that things went this way too. 700 00:31:03,363 --> 00:31:04,740 Please tell your parents that 701 00:31:04,823 --> 00:31:06,408 I'm a really big fan of their work. 702 00:31:09,786 --> 00:31:11,663 You left me alone with that sociopath 703 00:31:11,747 --> 00:31:13,498 -and I texted and texted you! -I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 704 00:31:13,582 --> 00:31:15,959 I got caught up with Riley-- 705 00:31:16,043 --> 00:31:17,919 It doesn't matter. What happened? 706 00:31:18,003 --> 00:31:19,921 I was trying to help Killian. 707 00:31:20,005 --> 00:31:21,923 [sniffles] He loves your stupid cottage too, 708 00:31:22,007 --> 00:31:24,509 so when Ulrika said that if the lake had herpes, 709 00:31:24,593 --> 00:31:26,762 it would stop construction, I thought if it looked like 710 00:31:26,845 --> 00:31:28,722 our lake was infected, then... 711 00:31:28,805 --> 00:31:31,683 -[whimpers] I don't know. -Oh, my God. 712 00:31:31,767 --> 00:31:34,227 That's genius. 713 00:31:34,311 --> 00:31:37,230 Not so genius that we got caught and Killian got fired! 714 00:31:37,314 --> 00:31:39,650 Yeah, but you were doing it for someone that you care about! 715 00:31:39,733 --> 00:31:43,195 I'd have done the same thing. I mean, here's dumbass me, 716 00:31:43,278 --> 00:31:45,072 I'm trying to stop the reno by having a threesome 717 00:31:45,155 --> 00:31:47,407 with this slimy politician, but your plan? 718 00:31:47,491 --> 00:31:49,951 Simple, elegant, scientific? 719 00:31:50,035 --> 00:31:53,747 Oh, my God. Maisy was right. 720 00:31:53,830 --> 00:31:57,042 -You are a terrible influence! -[Justin] What? 721 00:31:57,125 --> 00:32:00,671 [Billie] I will not be infected by your herpes anymore! 722 00:32:00,754 --> 00:32:02,089 [Justin] Billie! 723 00:32:04,091 --> 00:32:06,134 Looks like you lost your canoe ride. 724 00:32:08,387 --> 00:32:12,265 Lucky for you, I, uh, have a soft spot for roadkill. 725 00:32:14,226 --> 00:32:15,268 Come on. 726 00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:19,940 [boat thudding against dock] 727 00:32:20,023 --> 00:32:23,193 [crickets chirping] 728 00:32:27,155 --> 00:32:29,241 [Justin sighing] 729 00:32:32,577 --> 00:32:34,121 Thanks for the ride. 730 00:32:37,916 --> 00:32:39,918 I know it sounds insane, 731 00:32:40,001 --> 00:32:42,087 but I did it to save the cottage for Billie. 732 00:32:43,046 --> 00:32:45,006 I mean, putting out for your kid's real estate? 733 00:32:46,383 --> 00:32:48,427 That's gotta be a parenting first. 734 00:32:49,261 --> 00:32:50,303 Yeah. 735 00:32:51,179 --> 00:32:52,973 I just wish you would've been honest about it. 736 00:32:55,350 --> 00:32:57,018 All right. So if I'd said, 737 00:32:57,102 --> 00:33:00,147 "Hey, will you bang this skeezy guy with me 738 00:33:00,230 --> 00:33:02,774 to save our cottage?" would you have done it? 739 00:33:04,651 --> 00:33:06,069 I hope you find a guy who'll 740 00:33:06,153 --> 00:33:08,238 suck a politician's dick for you. 741 00:33:12,367 --> 00:33:16,538 [motor rumbles] 742 00:33:16,621 --> 00:33:21,084 [emotional instrumental] 743 00:33:25,005 --> 00:33:29,968 ♪ 744 00:33:32,345 --> 00:33:33,388 Billie? 745 00:33:37,684 --> 00:33:39,561 Billie, I'm sorry. I-- 746 00:33:39,644 --> 00:33:41,897 I will do better, I will be better. 747 00:33:41,980 --> 00:33:43,815 I will be a better birth father, or friend, 748 00:33:43,899 --> 00:33:45,275 or whatever it is that you-- 749 00:33:45,358 --> 00:33:47,068 [sobbing] -[softly] He's trying, baby. 750 00:33:47,152 --> 00:33:49,738 I know, I know. 751 00:33:49,821 --> 00:33:51,823 -[Billie sobbing] -It's gonna be okay, honey. 752 00:33:51,907 --> 00:33:55,619 It's gonna be okay. Tummy mummy's here. 753 00:34:00,290 --> 00:34:03,460 Shh. It's okay, sweetie. 754 00:34:03,543 --> 00:34:05,045 It's okay. 755 00:34:05,962 --> 00:34:09,966 ♪ Love is for lovers and old men ♪ 756 00:34:10,050 --> 00:34:12,844 ♪ Who know when to fold ♪ 757 00:34:12,928 --> 00:34:15,263 ♪ And go home ♪ 758 00:34:15,347 --> 00:34:17,307 ♪ Bet nobody told ya ♪ 759 00:34:17,390 --> 00:34:19,768 ♪ You should find someone to trust ♪ 760 00:34:19,851 --> 00:34:22,521 ♪ And you're dumb and young ♪ 761 00:34:22,604 --> 00:34:24,648 ♪ You're dumb and young ♪ 762 00:34:24,731 --> 00:34:28,610 ♪ Love is for lovers and old men ♪ 763 00:34:28,693 --> 00:34:31,363 ♪ Who know when to fold ♪ 764 00:34:31,446 --> 00:34:33,615 ♪ And go home ♪ 765 00:34:33,698 --> 00:34:35,659 ♪ Bet nobody told ya ♪ 766 00:34:35,742 --> 00:34:38,620 ♪ You should find someone to trust ♪ 767 00:34:38,703 --> 00:34:40,330 ♪ And you're dumb and young ♪ 768 00:34:40,413 --> 00:34:44,501 ♪ Before you're dead and gone ♪ 769 00:34:44,584 --> 00:34:47,963 ♪ You better find someone to trust ♪ 770 00:34:48,046 --> 00:34:49,798 ♪ When you're dumb and young ♪ 771 00:34:49,881 --> 00:34:53,260 ♪ Before you're dead and gone ♪ 772 00:34:53,343 --> 00:34:57,222 ♪ You better find someone to trust ♪ 773 00:34:57,305 --> 00:34:59,099 ♪ When you're dumb and young ♪ 774 00:34:59,182 --> 00:35:00,934 ♪ Before you're dead and gone ♪