1 00:00:05,007 --> 00:00:09,553 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:11,597 --> 00:00:12,639 [rooster clucking] 3 00:00:12,723 --> 00:00:14,183 [Justin] Coming! 4 00:00:14,266 --> 00:00:15,768 God. 5 00:00:15,851 --> 00:00:17,561 Noise makers. 6 00:00:19,271 --> 00:00:21,023 [Ulrika] They make wonderful nest mates, no? 7 00:00:22,107 --> 00:00:24,610 Sven wets the bed and Lars grinds his beak. 8 00:00:24,693 --> 00:00:26,904 Not really the hard cocks I want to wake up to. 9 00:00:27,362 --> 00:00:29,448 Sven and Lars are hens. 10 00:00:29,531 --> 00:00:32,743 Hey, Ulrika, thanks for letting me sleep here. 11 00:00:32,826 --> 00:00:36,538 Billie's going to let me back in the cottage soon, probably. 12 00:00:36,622 --> 00:00:39,041 You are welcome to stay until the next full moon. 13 00:00:39,124 --> 00:00:41,585 -Then I tend to get primordial. -You mean primal? 14 00:00:41,668 --> 00:00:43,712 No, when I take peyote, I regress fully. 15 00:00:44,213 --> 00:00:45,422 Oh dear. 16 00:00:47,508 --> 00:00:50,052 If you are going to stay, you may earn your keep. 17 00:00:50,135 --> 00:00:51,929 I need someone to put up the decorations 18 00:00:52,012 --> 00:00:53,514 at the talent show tonight. 19 00:00:53,597 --> 00:00:55,516 You're asking me to decorate because I'm gay? 20 00:00:55,599 --> 00:00:57,559 I'm asking you because your family hates you. 21 00:00:57,643 --> 00:00:59,102 So you've got free time. 22 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:00,896 Ow. 23 00:01:01,563 --> 00:01:03,148 You should take peyote with me. 24 00:01:03,857 --> 00:01:06,485 It might help with your intense self-hatred. 25 00:01:07,194 --> 00:01:08,570 Heard it makes you shit yourself. 26 00:01:08,654 --> 00:01:10,656 Well, I have extra buckets. 27 00:01:10,739 --> 00:01:12,741 [♪ Humans: "Beggin"] 28 00:01:12,825 --> 00:01:15,619 -I'm gonna go home now. -Okay. 29 00:01:15,702 --> 00:01:17,079 [chickens clucking] 30 00:01:17,162 --> 00:01:18,372 [Ulrika imitates clucking] 31 00:01:18,455 --> 00:01:21,959 ♪ And I pull myself up ♪ 32 00:01:22,626 --> 00:01:26,213 ♪ From on these begging knees ♪ 33 00:01:26,296 --> 00:01:30,300 ♪ And I keep wondering, babe ♪ 34 00:01:30,384 --> 00:01:34,096 ♪ If it's love or some disease ♪ 35 00:01:37,182 --> 00:01:39,101 Sweet Bobby Burke. 36 00:01:39,184 --> 00:01:42,688 It was a little bleak, so we zhuzhed it up. 37 00:01:42,771 --> 00:01:45,983 You guys didn't ask me to help? I love decorating. 38 00:01:46,066 --> 00:01:47,359 Gay, hello. 39 00:01:47,442 --> 00:01:49,069 Ow! What the-- 40 00:01:50,112 --> 00:01:51,864 What is this... 41 00:01:51,947 --> 00:01:54,241 gorgeous safety hazard doing here? 42 00:01:54,324 --> 00:01:56,285 We found it on a hike yesterday. 43 00:01:57,327 --> 00:01:59,413 Come on, we're late for Riley's. 44 00:01:59,496 --> 00:02:00,831 Oh, you guys are going to Riley's? 45 00:02:00,914 --> 00:02:02,457 Mm-hm. He's showing us 46 00:02:02,541 --> 00:02:04,293 his next roadkill investigation series. 47 00:02:04,376 --> 00:02:06,295 He's doing Miami this year. 48 00:02:06,378 --> 00:02:08,297 Oh man, that's the best one. 49 00:02:09,590 --> 00:02:11,091 Just digging the shiv right in. 50 00:02:11,174 --> 00:02:12,593 Can't Justin come? 51 00:02:12,676 --> 00:02:14,887 Ugh, Riley and Justin have herstory. 52 00:02:14,970 --> 00:02:18,098 The "I Never Want to See You Again kind." 53 00:02:18,891 --> 00:02:20,517 Do you know what? It's fine. 54 00:02:20,601 --> 00:02:22,311 I think it's going to be fine. I'll come. 55 00:02:22,394 --> 00:02:24,313 I'll just get changed. The arts are under-funded. 56 00:02:24,396 --> 00:02:25,731 Everybody deserves a second chance. 57 00:02:25,814 --> 00:02:27,232 Oh, it's invite-only. 58 00:02:29,151 --> 00:02:33,572 Okay. Yeah, I mean, I... I got you, sis. 59 00:02:34,573 --> 00:02:37,326 Nope, sorry. "Paris Is Burning," we steal everything. 60 00:02:37,826 --> 00:02:39,119 God... 61 00:02:39,202 --> 00:02:40,412 Billie... 62 00:02:41,580 --> 00:02:44,207 Just-- just give her more time. 63 00:02:44,291 --> 00:02:45,959 Birth mama's got this, okay? 64 00:02:46,043 --> 00:02:47,753 When are we going to get to hang out? 65 00:02:47,836 --> 00:02:50,339 Soon. Soon. 66 00:02:50,422 --> 00:02:53,050 Okay. Because you were my best friend first. 67 00:02:53,759 --> 00:02:55,177 [door opening] 68 00:02:56,970 --> 00:02:58,472 [door closing] 69 00:02:58,555 --> 00:02:59,932 I drank those. 70 00:03:01,934 --> 00:03:03,477 -Me. -[Teesa] Are we really going 71 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:04,937 to a roadkill exhibit? 72 00:03:05,020 --> 00:03:07,064 I was just messing with Justin. 73 00:03:07,147 --> 00:03:09,733 How long are you going to keep him in the doghouse? 74 00:03:09,816 --> 00:03:11,777 Well, he left me to rot 75 00:03:11,860 --> 00:03:14,363 with a knockoff Gwyneth, reeking of Herpes fish. 76 00:03:15,113 --> 00:03:16,949 -So forever then. -Mm-hm. 77 00:03:17,866 --> 00:03:19,326 But it wouldn't hurt to just take 78 00:03:19,409 --> 00:03:21,036 the higher plane on this, love. 79 00:03:21,119 --> 00:03:22,829 Look, I know forgiveness isn't cheap, but-- 80 00:03:22,913 --> 00:03:24,665 Yeah, and Justin's hella bankrupt. 81 00:03:26,458 --> 00:03:28,919 Then I'll stay for as long as forever takes. 82 00:03:32,381 --> 00:03:33,548 [sighs] 83 00:03:34,216 --> 00:03:35,634 Ah... 84 00:03:35,717 --> 00:03:37,719 Forgot how beautiful this place was. 85 00:03:38,929 --> 00:03:40,263 [Billie] Yeah. 86 00:03:40,347 --> 00:03:42,391 So will I get to meet 87 00:03:42,474 --> 00:03:44,226 the boy you've been drooling over all summer? 88 00:03:44,309 --> 00:03:46,269 Yeah, maybe from 50 feet, 89 00:03:48,063 --> 00:03:50,065 Maisy says we can't hang anymore. 90 00:03:50,899 --> 00:03:52,567 She thinks I bring out the environmental terrorist 91 00:03:52,651 --> 00:03:55,028 -in Killian. -You can choose your crush, 92 00:03:56,113 --> 00:03:58,156 but you can't choose your crush's parents. 93 00:03:59,032 --> 00:04:00,200 Come on. 94 00:04:00,283 --> 00:04:05,080 [♪ Hamzaa: "Sunday Morning"] 95 00:04:05,163 --> 00:04:09,001 ♪ 96 00:04:13,005 --> 00:04:15,507 Why does the light always look so good on them? 97 00:04:16,758 --> 00:04:18,093 God damn. 98 00:04:18,176 --> 00:04:19,511 [ringing] 99 00:04:19,594 --> 00:04:20,762 Oh, oh. 100 00:04:21,555 --> 00:04:22,848 Hey, guys. 101 00:04:22,931 --> 00:04:24,933 -Billie's out. -Oh, Justin, 102 00:04:25,017 --> 00:04:27,060 if she forgot our call, that means Teesa arrived. 103 00:04:27,144 --> 00:04:29,021 You guys knew Teesa was coming? 104 00:04:29,104 --> 00:04:30,355 Well, she finished recording her album 105 00:04:30,439 --> 00:04:31,940 and wanted to see Billie, 106 00:04:32,024 --> 00:04:33,483 so we told her she was with you. 107 00:04:33,567 --> 00:04:34,776 I mean, we texted, but, you know, 108 00:04:34,860 --> 00:04:36,153 cell service in Cyprus... 109 00:04:36,236 --> 00:04:37,446 -[laughing] -How's Teesa? 110 00:04:37,529 --> 00:04:39,781 Oh, I mean... great. 111 00:04:39,865 --> 00:04:42,367 You know, so great. They're doing so great. 112 00:04:42,451 --> 00:04:45,912 They're having a blast together, decorating, hiking, 113 00:04:45,996 --> 00:04:47,914 just taking in the local art scene. 114 00:04:47,998 --> 00:04:49,708 So, we're working through some feelings of jealousy. 115 00:04:49,791 --> 00:04:51,626 She was my best friend first. 116 00:04:51,710 --> 00:04:53,420 We felt the same when Teesa took Billie 117 00:04:53,503 --> 00:04:55,338 -to see Beyoncé at Coachella. -Oh, and Paris. 118 00:04:55,422 --> 00:04:58,675 -Ugh! -Man, just like... [sighs] 119 00:04:58,759 --> 00:05:00,427 it just looks so easy for them. 120 00:05:00,510 --> 00:05:02,554 Well, it is, you know, 121 00:05:02,637 --> 00:05:04,181 Billie has been raised by two emotionally healthy adults, 122 00:05:04,264 --> 00:05:06,224 and Teesa is incredibly intuitive. 123 00:05:06,308 --> 00:05:08,435 But you were emotionally abandoned as a child, 124 00:05:08,518 --> 00:05:10,979 so you leverage humour to mask a deep sense of unworthiness. 125 00:05:11,063 --> 00:05:12,898 I'm not feeling a whole lot better here. 126 00:05:12,981 --> 00:05:14,649 Well, that could take years of cognitive therapy. 127 00:05:14,733 --> 00:05:15,984 Decades, even. 128 00:05:16,068 --> 00:05:17,652 -[Oliver] At least. -Oh. 129 00:05:18,070 --> 00:05:20,197 Okay, well, should we maybe book another session? 130 00:05:22,157 --> 00:05:23,700 Guys? 131 00:05:23,784 --> 00:05:26,286 Oh, shit, I think you're frozen. 132 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:28,747 I can see you moving. 133 00:05:28,830 --> 00:05:30,749 [call disconnecting] 134 00:05:30,832 --> 00:05:33,835 [Jeri] So if someone's like hardcore drowning, 135 00:05:33,919 --> 00:05:35,212 what do we do? 136 00:05:35,295 --> 00:05:36,922 You save them. 137 00:05:37,005 --> 00:05:39,257 Like all of us, or just the person that saw them? 138 00:05:39,841 --> 00:05:41,676 [Teri] Wait, what about sharks? 139 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:43,512 [Keri and Jeri] I don't know. 140 00:05:43,595 --> 00:05:45,680 [talking over each other] 141 00:05:45,764 --> 00:05:47,265 I'm not going in there! 142 00:05:47,349 --> 00:05:48,600 [Keri] Well, you're the fastest swimmer. 143 00:05:48,683 --> 00:05:50,477 [Teri] Well, you're the oldest. 144 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:52,229 -Is that your guy? -[Billie] Mm-hm. 145 00:05:52,312 --> 00:05:54,106 He's cute! 146 00:05:54,606 --> 00:05:56,608 In a narcoleptic kind of way. 147 00:05:56,691 --> 00:05:58,318 Ew, what? 148 00:05:58,401 --> 00:05:59,611 [laughing] 149 00:05:59,694 --> 00:06:02,280 Lord love a duck! Teesa! 150 00:06:02,614 --> 00:06:05,033 -You're back! -Teesa! 151 00:06:05,117 --> 00:06:06,743 First Justin, then Billie. 152 00:06:06,827 --> 00:06:09,621 The whole not-really-a-family's back together. 153 00:06:09,704 --> 00:06:11,790 Hey, are you going to sing in the talent show? 154 00:06:11,873 --> 00:06:13,834 Because I could do backup vocals for you and Justin, 155 00:06:13,917 --> 00:06:15,043 like last time. 156 00:06:15,127 --> 00:06:16,795 It was back up maracas. 157 00:06:16,878 --> 00:06:18,839 Right? Yes, yes, yes. And I still got 'em, babe. 158 00:06:18,922 --> 00:06:20,882 -So I-- Teesa, I mean. -[Jayne] Yeah. 159 00:06:20,966 --> 00:06:22,801 Anyway, oh, I got rhythm. 160 00:06:22,884 --> 00:06:24,427 My vocal range has improved. 161 00:06:24,511 --> 00:06:26,429 I'm pretty sure I'm a velvet mahogany now. 162 00:06:26,513 --> 00:06:28,682 So I mean, if you need any help with those backing vocals-- 163 00:06:28,765 --> 00:06:30,809 Actually, Billie and I will be performing together. 164 00:06:30,892 --> 00:06:32,060 -[Wayne] Oh. -Yeah. 165 00:06:32,144 --> 00:06:33,687 -We will? -Uh huh. 166 00:06:33,770 --> 00:06:35,313 Oh, we would love to perform with our kids. 167 00:06:35,397 --> 00:06:36,940 We have four perfect girls now, 168 00:06:37,023 --> 00:06:40,152 but Waynikins and I host the show every year. 169 00:06:40,235 --> 00:06:42,237 I hope there are spots left. 170 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:43,989 The sign-up sheet went up like weeks ago. 171 00:06:44,072 --> 00:06:46,408 -We'll get you in. -We better grab the last ones. 172 00:06:46,491 --> 00:06:47,868 -[Wayne] Yes! -See you at the show. 173 00:06:47,951 --> 00:06:49,661 -Yeah. Wow. -Okay, bye. 174 00:06:49,744 --> 00:06:51,788 Are we really singing? Because the show's tonight 175 00:06:51,872 --> 00:06:53,498 and that's like not enough time to rehearse. 176 00:06:53,582 --> 00:06:54,958 You don't need to. Trust me, honey. 177 00:06:55,041 --> 00:06:56,793 Once you open your mouth on stage, 178 00:06:56,877 --> 00:06:59,713 it'll be the last thing anyone remembers, even Wayne. 179 00:06:59,796 --> 00:07:01,256 -[Jayne] Come on. -[Wayne] Babe, I love you. 180 00:07:01,339 --> 00:07:05,635 [upbeat music] 181 00:07:05,719 --> 00:07:07,512 Babe, babe! I'm out. 182 00:07:07,596 --> 00:07:09,764 -I can't take it anymore. -Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 183 00:07:09,848 --> 00:07:11,266 You got to get back on the ice. 184 00:07:11,349 --> 00:07:13,185 The deal was we trade off talent shows 185 00:07:13,268 --> 00:07:15,687 so we don't murder Opal. You can do this. 186 00:07:15,770 --> 00:07:18,064 You dummied Terry "The Mountain" McGuinness. 187 00:07:18,148 --> 00:07:19,858 Yeah, yeah-- yeah, I can do this. 188 00:07:19,941 --> 00:07:22,319 [Opal] Daddy, where's my coconut water? 189 00:07:22,402 --> 00:07:24,863 No, I've been broken by a ten year old. 190 00:07:24,946 --> 00:07:26,239 I'll make it up to you. Promise. 191 00:07:26,323 --> 00:07:27,866 [sighs] 192 00:07:27,949 --> 00:07:29,451 [Teesa] Nothing to worry about. 193 00:07:29,534 --> 00:07:31,411 Yeah, no. 194 00:07:31,494 --> 00:07:32,954 -[Teesa] Billie! -[Billie] Mm-mm. 195 00:07:33,038 --> 00:07:34,122 Teesa. 196 00:07:34,206 --> 00:07:35,790 What a nice surprise. 197 00:07:36,249 --> 00:07:38,710 Nice to see you too, Mimsie. 198 00:07:38,793 --> 00:07:41,171 Oh, it's Maisy. Mimsie's my mother. 199 00:07:41,254 --> 00:07:43,340 Oh, Mimsie, Maisy, whoopsie daisy. 200 00:07:43,423 --> 00:07:44,883 Yeah, they kind of sound the same. 201 00:07:44,966 --> 00:07:46,635 [Teesa] Yeah. 202 00:07:46,718 --> 00:07:48,345 Oh, you're performing in the talent show? 203 00:07:48,428 --> 00:07:50,472 Yeah. With Billie. 204 00:07:50,555 --> 00:07:52,807 She has so much more spare time now that she can't see Killian. 205 00:07:52,891 --> 00:07:55,810 Yeah, I know, that was really hard on everyone. 206 00:07:55,894 --> 00:07:57,854 But you know what? Sometimes setting boundaries 207 00:07:57,938 --> 00:08:00,565 really helps them make better choices. 208 00:08:00,649 --> 00:08:02,317 Every parent has their own style. 209 00:08:03,068 --> 00:08:05,487 My little Opal is performing, too. 210 00:08:05,570 --> 00:08:07,572 He's doing a really cute dance number. 211 00:08:07,656 --> 00:08:09,824 He's so independent, practically emancipated. 212 00:08:09,908 --> 00:08:13,245 Well, it was so nice to see you M-- Maisy. 213 00:08:17,999 --> 00:08:19,626 -I'm losing fluids. -Oh. 214 00:08:19,709 --> 00:08:21,211 [Opal] Who was that? 215 00:08:21,294 --> 00:08:23,755 That is Teesa. That's Billie's birth mom. 216 00:08:23,838 --> 00:08:28,260 She's going to be performing in the talent show with Billie. 217 00:08:28,343 --> 00:08:30,387 I know you were hoping to sweep this year, sweetie, but-- 218 00:08:30,470 --> 00:08:32,097 Save your sympathy for my runner-up. 219 00:08:32,180 --> 00:08:34,015 Billie's no match for "Mulan Rouge." 220 00:08:34,099 --> 00:08:35,892 ♪ 221 00:08:35,976 --> 00:08:37,018 [clicks tongue] 222 00:08:37,102 --> 00:08:38,311 That's my boy. 223 00:08:38,395 --> 00:08:43,692 ♪ 224 00:08:43,775 --> 00:08:47,779 ♪ 225 00:08:47,862 --> 00:08:49,864 Hey! Hi! 226 00:08:51,616 --> 00:08:52,909 Went all the way over to Riley's 227 00:08:52,993 --> 00:08:54,411 but there wasn't anybody there. 228 00:08:54,494 --> 00:08:56,246 Yeah, because we came here instead. 229 00:08:56,329 --> 00:08:58,540 Okay, so I just paddled across the lake for nothing. 230 00:08:58,623 --> 00:09:00,166 That's cool. 231 00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:01,960 Guess who signed us up for the talent show? 232 00:09:02,043 --> 00:09:05,297 Are you serious? The three of us singing together. 233 00:09:05,380 --> 00:09:06,589 We're going to be like the Supremes, 234 00:09:06,673 --> 00:09:08,633 TLC, Destiny's Child-- 235 00:09:08,717 --> 00:09:10,844 Nope, totally sorry, "Paris Is Burning," we steal everything. 236 00:09:10,927 --> 00:09:12,929 Actually, just Teesa and I are going to be singing. 237 00:09:13,013 --> 00:09:15,348 We're gonna grab her guitar and rehearse. 238 00:09:16,641 --> 00:09:19,102 Okay, yeah, maybe I can hang out backstage. 239 00:09:19,185 --> 00:09:20,520 Watch you guys rehearse, 240 00:09:20,603 --> 00:09:22,397 be your own personal stan club. 241 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:24,774 Aren't you helping Ulrika with decorations? 242 00:09:24,858 --> 00:09:26,776 Don't want to stand her up, too. 243 00:09:26,860 --> 00:09:29,070 I know you're trying to set a good example. 244 00:09:30,363 --> 00:09:32,157 [whispering] More time. 245 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:36,202 I set a good example. I do. I-- I... 246 00:09:36,286 --> 00:09:37,829 I taught her to paddle. 247 00:09:39,831 --> 00:09:42,584 I did that. Me. 248 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:46,546 [♪ Cristina Aguilera, Lil' Kim, Mya, Pink: "Lady Marmalade] 249 00:09:46,629 --> 00:09:49,466 And one, two three, four five, six, seven, turn. 250 00:09:49,549 --> 00:09:53,345 Two, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 251 00:09:53,428 --> 00:09:57,349 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, kick. 252 00:09:57,432 --> 00:10:01,478 Two, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 253 00:10:01,561 --> 00:10:05,899 Slide, two, three, four, five, six, seven, fan! 254 00:10:05,982 --> 00:10:09,861 -Nice, great job, honey. -Great? 255 00:10:10,779 --> 00:10:14,532 I gave you sultry 19th century Paris-Sui-dynasty realness. 256 00:10:14,616 --> 00:10:17,202 I just have one tiny suggestion. 257 00:10:17,285 --> 00:10:19,120 Oh, I don't tuck for rehearsals. 258 00:10:19,204 --> 00:10:21,247 I think we should workshop the choreo a little bit. 259 00:10:21,331 --> 00:10:23,792 You know, bring out the Disney. A little more Mulan, 260 00:10:23,875 --> 00:10:25,668 a little less Rouge. 261 00:10:25,752 --> 00:10:27,545 Why are you tone policing my art? 262 00:10:28,797 --> 00:10:33,718 Because it's a little spicy for a fifth grader. 263 00:10:33,802 --> 00:10:36,388 You know, most 19th century sex workers were dead by 20. 264 00:10:36,471 --> 00:10:39,140 -So I'm already middle aged. -Honey... 265 00:10:39,224 --> 00:10:42,102 the talent show is really just card tricks and dumb skits. 266 00:10:42,185 --> 00:10:44,437 It's not erotic can-cans from fifth graders. 267 00:10:44,521 --> 00:10:45,980 Actually, drag's all ages now. 268 00:10:46,064 --> 00:10:48,274 Thanks to RuPaul, subverting gender roles 269 00:10:48,358 --> 00:10:50,443 is wholesome family fun. 270 00:10:50,527 --> 00:10:53,405 -Finally, someone who gets it. -Why, thank you. 271 00:10:53,488 --> 00:10:55,156 Do you want to maybe do that somewhere else? 272 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:56,449 We're rehearsing. 273 00:10:56,533 --> 00:10:58,076 No, I think Justin should stay 274 00:10:58,159 --> 00:10:59,869 to get the community's perspective. 275 00:10:59,953 --> 00:11:01,704 Ooh... 276 00:11:01,788 --> 00:11:04,874 There is no bigger ally than your mother. 277 00:11:04,958 --> 00:11:06,960 Who watched "It's A Sin" with you? Twice. 278 00:11:07,043 --> 00:11:12,966 Um, I'm sorry, L-Gay-BTQIA+... 279 00:11:14,384 --> 00:11:15,552 I live to dance. 280 00:11:15,635 --> 00:11:17,303 -He stays. -To slay. 281 00:11:17,387 --> 00:11:18,721 Yay. 282 00:11:19,264 --> 00:11:21,349 Now, shall we take it from the top? 283 00:11:21,433 --> 00:11:23,059 Yes, all right, where do you need me? 284 00:11:23,143 --> 00:11:25,019 -Sit there and be quiet. -Okay. 285 00:11:26,604 --> 00:11:32,152 [singing scales] 286 00:11:33,027 --> 00:11:34,279 Okay? Your turn. 287 00:11:34,362 --> 00:11:36,448 No way am I following that. 288 00:11:36,531 --> 00:11:38,199 Don't get in your head about this. 289 00:11:38,283 --> 00:11:40,160 We sang this all the way to Coachella and back. 290 00:11:40,243 --> 00:11:42,120 That was just us! This is in front of 291 00:11:42,203 --> 00:11:44,414 -an audience. Like tonight. -That's why we're rehearsing. 292 00:11:44,497 --> 00:11:46,708 Come on. The stage is ours for another half hour. 293 00:11:46,791 --> 00:11:48,751 That's not enough time. And if I push too hard, 294 00:11:48,835 --> 00:11:50,670 I could get vocal nodes or lose my voice. 295 00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:52,839 Do you really want to silence me at a time when we, 296 00:11:52,922 --> 00:11:54,340 as Black women should be supporting each other? 297 00:11:54,424 --> 00:11:56,468 Baby! You're going to be fine. Okay? 298 00:11:56,551 --> 00:11:58,428 You got your tummy mummy's singing genes. 299 00:11:58,511 --> 00:12:00,930 Which means I've also got Justin's screw-up genes. 300 00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:03,141 Okay, why don't we see if there's space 301 00:12:03,224 --> 00:12:04,476 in the boathouse to rehearse? 302 00:12:04,559 --> 00:12:05,727 It'll be more private there-- 303 00:12:05,810 --> 00:12:07,312 Nuh-uh! Justin's in there. 304 00:12:07,395 --> 00:12:08,897 Sorry, but you are insane 305 00:12:08,980 --> 00:12:10,440 if you think I'm performing when my DNA 306 00:12:10,523 --> 00:12:12,192 is 50% hysterical Muppet! 307 00:12:12,901 --> 00:12:14,652 Like, I'm happy to be alive and all. 308 00:12:14,736 --> 00:12:16,905 But seriously, how drunk were you to sleep with Justin? 309 00:12:16,988 --> 00:12:18,656 All right, sulky Sally. 310 00:12:18,740 --> 00:12:20,366 That track's been skipping long enough. Let's go. 311 00:12:20,450 --> 00:12:21,868 [whimpering] 312 00:12:22,494 --> 00:12:24,579 -Go. -We got a few minutes 313 00:12:24,662 --> 00:12:26,247 while Opal's laminating his brows, 314 00:12:26,331 --> 00:12:28,666 so I was thinking that it should be maybe something 315 00:12:28,750 --> 00:12:32,962 a little bit like smile, turn, chassé, lick the fan. 316 00:12:33,922 --> 00:12:36,341 Yeah, no. I was thinking more of like 317 00:12:36,424 --> 00:12:38,718 a tidy pirouette instead of all the pelvic grinding. 318 00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:43,640 Mm-hm, mm-hm. Yeah. Just lacks a whole lot of drama. 319 00:12:43,723 --> 00:12:45,558 And instead of licking the fan, 320 00:12:45,642 --> 00:12:48,061 we could do a cute little shimmy, kick ball-change 321 00:12:48,144 --> 00:12:49,687 and a Motown, Motown. 322 00:12:49,771 --> 00:12:51,439 I mean, I'm just marking it. 323 00:12:51,523 --> 00:12:52,732 No, you're just pandering. 324 00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:55,443 I am mothering, excuse me. 325 00:12:55,527 --> 00:12:56,986 There's a time and a place 326 00:12:57,070 --> 00:12:58,530 for dick dominance through dance, 327 00:12:58,613 --> 00:13:00,281 and ten years old is not it. 328 00:13:00,365 --> 00:13:02,659 Oh, my God, this is just like that time 329 00:13:02,742 --> 00:13:04,244 that you stopped my dad 330 00:13:04,327 --> 00:13:06,454 from seeing my Spice Girls tribute concert. 331 00:13:06,538 --> 00:13:08,540 You stole my swimsuit and covered it in glitter. 332 00:13:08,623 --> 00:13:10,291 Because I was Ginger! 333 00:13:10,375 --> 00:13:12,293 Dad wasn't ready for a three hour lip sync, 334 00:13:12,377 --> 00:13:14,212 and the lake is not ready for Mulan Rouge. 335 00:13:14,295 --> 00:13:16,422 A mash-up between a cross-dressing 336 00:13:16,506 --> 00:13:19,217 Chinese warrior and a dying Parisian hooker is genius. 337 00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:20,843 Sex worker, excuse me, 338 00:13:20,927 --> 00:13:22,387 and consumption is a horrible way to die. 339 00:13:22,470 --> 00:13:24,222 You basically drown in your own blood. 340 00:13:24,305 --> 00:13:25,932 I don't know what part 341 00:13:26,015 --> 00:13:28,017 of fuck-up-Maisy's-reno-plan this is, 342 00:13:28,101 --> 00:13:30,103 but my baby is talking pyrotechnics. 343 00:13:30,186 --> 00:13:32,272 I need to manage his expectations. 344 00:13:32,355 --> 00:13:34,399 Or you could try believing in his vision. 345 00:13:34,482 --> 00:13:36,442 If Opal showgirls down the stairs, Maisy, 346 00:13:36,526 --> 00:13:38,736 whatever, at least he goes down dancing to his own beat. 347 00:13:38,820 --> 00:13:40,655 Just because you gave up your kid doesn't mean 348 00:13:40,738 --> 00:13:42,198 I have to give up on mine. 349 00:13:42,282 --> 00:13:44,325 Enough! 350 00:13:44,409 --> 00:13:47,245 Sorry, Mom, but this isn't working out. 351 00:13:47,328 --> 00:13:48,955 Justin and I can take it from here. 352 00:13:49,038 --> 00:13:50,748 [laughs] 353 00:13:50,832 --> 00:13:55,211 Oh, you can't fire your own mother. 354 00:13:55,295 --> 00:13:57,672 Yes, I can. You're straightwashing my art. 355 00:13:57,755 --> 00:14:00,300 Don't you come for me, Harvey Milk. 356 00:14:00,383 --> 00:14:02,510 I gestated you for 10 months, okay? 357 00:14:02,594 --> 00:14:04,137 I'm the only one in this room 358 00:14:04,220 --> 00:14:05,805 whose pussy's actually been on fire. 359 00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:07,056 Ew. 360 00:14:11,060 --> 00:14:13,521 Good luck when he asks for a snow leopard. 361 00:14:13,605 --> 00:14:16,774 [scoffs] Snow leopard. Lame. 362 00:14:16,858 --> 00:14:19,527 I was actually thinking like a dragon python. 363 00:14:19,611 --> 00:14:21,195 How about like a trapeze entrance? 364 00:14:21,279 --> 00:14:23,364 Like, whoosh from the air. "There he is." 365 00:14:23,448 --> 00:14:25,992 Dramatic. Jumps down. 366 00:14:26,075 --> 00:14:28,453 I don't think our stage has that kind of load capacity. 367 00:14:30,079 --> 00:14:32,665 [Billie] What is it with people trespassing on this lake? 368 00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:36,294 This is your family cottage, remember? 369 00:14:43,092 --> 00:14:44,677 -Now dig. -Come again? 370 00:14:44,761 --> 00:14:47,847 Dig. Here. Come on! 371 00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:51,309 [gentle music] 372 00:14:54,270 --> 00:14:56,397 We buried this after you were born. 373 00:14:56,481 --> 00:15:00,401 ♪ 374 00:15:00,485 --> 00:15:02,862 Justin found the adoption agency 375 00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:05,448 and we picked your parents together. 376 00:15:08,326 --> 00:15:11,746 He always supported my choice to give you a better life, 377 00:15:12,664 --> 00:15:14,749 even if neither of our parents did. 378 00:15:19,045 --> 00:15:22,090 Justin's dad sent me that letter before you were born. 379 00:15:24,092 --> 00:15:26,552 Justin threw it away, but I saved it. 380 00:15:28,346 --> 00:15:31,307 Derrick threatened to take me to court to keep you. 381 00:15:31,391 --> 00:15:35,311 Said I'd ruined Justin's life and yours if I gave you up. 382 00:15:35,937 --> 00:15:37,563 What a dick. 383 00:15:39,065 --> 00:15:40,358 You can choose your crush, 384 00:15:41,359 --> 00:15:43,611 but you can't choose your crush's parents. 385 00:15:46,656 --> 00:15:48,950 Justin never forgave his dad for that letter. 386 00:15:51,828 --> 00:15:55,415 I never thought I would, either, but with time... 387 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:02,171 I realized Derrick was scared of losing his son, 388 00:16:03,089 --> 00:16:07,051 his granddaughter, his hair. 389 00:16:08,177 --> 00:16:10,680 Yeah, sounds like a lot of people wanted to keep me. 390 00:16:11,431 --> 00:16:14,142 -We all loved you very-- -Except you. 391 00:16:15,727 --> 00:16:21,107 Hey, I gave you away, but I never gave up on you. 392 00:16:21,816 --> 00:16:23,651 Neither did Justin. 393 00:16:24,152 --> 00:16:26,154 Yeah, but you've always been here for me. 394 00:16:26,821 --> 00:16:30,116 Justin just ran away. 395 00:16:30,199 --> 00:16:32,827 Hey, I checked out plenty of times too. 396 00:16:33,494 --> 00:16:35,496 We were kids, Billie, 397 00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:37,331 just trying to figure out how to ride sidecar 398 00:16:37,415 --> 00:16:39,584 to our baby's parents without getting in the way. 399 00:16:41,085 --> 00:16:42,837 You and me have had years to figure out 400 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,547 who we are to each other. 401 00:16:45,590 --> 00:16:48,426 Justin's putting in overtime 402 00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:50,720 just to make up for the time he missed. 403 00:16:50,803 --> 00:16:53,014 Yeah, by making a mess of everything. 404 00:16:53,097 --> 00:16:55,099 He gets better with practice. 405 00:16:55,183 --> 00:16:57,560 He abandoned me for a threesome. 406 00:16:57,643 --> 00:16:59,187 Didn't he get herpes? 407 00:16:59,270 --> 00:17:02,356 No, I tried to give the lake herpes. 408 00:17:04,317 --> 00:17:07,111 So maybe you need a little practice too. 409 00:17:07,862 --> 00:17:08,946 Hm? 410 00:17:09,030 --> 00:17:10,198 [♪ Ngaiire: "Closer"] 411 00:17:10,281 --> 00:17:12,408 ♪ In the summer ♪ 412 00:17:13,409 --> 00:17:16,996 ♪ Meet you on the corner streets ♪ 413 00:17:18,164 --> 00:17:20,666 ♪ Sweat on your shoulders ♪ 414 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:23,711 Thanks for saving our seat. 415 00:17:23,795 --> 00:17:25,463 Those are for your brother, right? 416 00:17:25,546 --> 00:17:27,131 Absolutely. 417 00:17:27,215 --> 00:17:29,175 Tell him you chose them. He hates lilies. 418 00:17:29,258 --> 00:17:30,635 You need to calm down, sweetie. 419 00:17:30,718 --> 00:17:32,261 I can't. 420 00:17:32,345 --> 00:17:34,347 If Opal loses, it's Maria Callas on repeat 421 00:17:34,430 --> 00:17:35,598 for the rest of the summer. 422 00:17:35,681 --> 00:17:37,099 [clearing throat] 423 00:17:37,183 --> 00:17:38,601 Can I talk to you for a minute? 424 00:17:38,684 --> 00:17:40,186 Oh, sure. 425 00:17:40,269 --> 00:17:42,396 Hi, I'm Teesa. I'm Billie's birth mom. 426 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:43,856 -Nice to meet you. -Hey. 427 00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:46,526 Good choice. Billie loves lilies. 428 00:17:47,401 --> 00:17:48,528 Traitor. 429 00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:51,113 Why are you stopping Billie 430 00:17:51,197 --> 00:17:52,448 and Killian from seeing each other? 431 00:17:52,532 --> 00:17:54,700 Because they're step cousins. 432 00:17:54,784 --> 00:17:56,452 There's nothing weird about-- 433 00:17:56,536 --> 00:17:58,663 Okay, maybe it's a little weird, 434 00:17:58,746 --> 00:18:01,207 but you know what it's like to be an outsider on the lake. 435 00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:03,209 What's it going to take just to let them hang out? 436 00:18:03,292 --> 00:18:04,752 Don't sing tonight. 437 00:18:04,836 --> 00:18:06,671 And I will drop the restraining order. 438 00:18:06,754 --> 00:18:09,257 It's not fair to have a ringer in the game. 439 00:18:11,592 --> 00:18:13,928 Fine, you can take me out, 440 00:18:14,011 --> 00:18:17,139 but if our kids need us to win, we're not doing our jobs. 441 00:18:22,436 --> 00:18:25,273 I just made it so Opal can't lose. 442 00:18:25,356 --> 00:18:27,483 Justin said I was a terrible ally. 443 00:18:29,193 --> 00:18:31,696 Mom worries that you'll kill me in my sleep. 444 00:18:31,779 --> 00:18:33,573 But you're the only woman for me. 445 00:18:34,198 --> 00:18:35,867 But leave out the ally part, 446 00:18:35,950 --> 00:18:37,702 or Opal will blast you for virtue signalling. 447 00:18:37,785 --> 00:18:39,412 [gentle ukulele music] 448 00:18:39,495 --> 00:18:41,122 Virtue signaling... 449 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:45,126 -Oh, my God. -Here. 450 00:18:45,209 --> 00:18:47,336 Ah. Why is my makeup running? 451 00:18:47,420 --> 00:18:49,005 -Did you bake your face? -What? 452 00:18:49,088 --> 00:18:50,882 Got it! Bake your face? 453 00:18:50,965 --> 00:18:52,884 It means, set your foundation with powder. 454 00:18:52,967 --> 00:18:55,052 Watch a tutorial, please. 455 00:18:55,970 --> 00:18:57,555 -I'm good. -Okay. 456 00:18:58,890 --> 00:19:00,808 [moans] 457 00:19:00,892 --> 00:19:02,852 Oh! 458 00:19:02,935 --> 00:19:05,396 well, look what the dead cat dragged in. 459 00:19:05,479 --> 00:19:07,440 It's a taxidermy joke and a bad one. 460 00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:09,025 Are there good ones? 461 00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:11,444 Cool shirt. 462 00:19:12,278 --> 00:19:13,696 Okay, sure. 463 00:19:13,779 --> 00:19:15,156 Thank you. 464 00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:17,617 Is that the herstory? 465 00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:18,826 Fuck yeah. 466 00:19:18,910 --> 00:19:20,453 -Damn. -God, I know. 467 00:19:21,579 --> 00:19:23,915 You know my girl is going to kill yours, right. 468 00:19:23,998 --> 00:19:25,750 Not with this train. 469 00:19:25,833 --> 00:19:29,503 -A train? -Choo motherfucking choo. 470 00:19:29,587 --> 00:19:35,134 [upbeat music] 471 00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:41,682 ♪ 472 00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:46,979 [applause] 473 00:19:47,563 --> 00:19:50,358 -Hey, everyone, this is Wayne. -This is Jayne. 474 00:19:50,441 --> 00:19:52,026 And welcome to the Boat House's 475 00:19:52,109 --> 00:19:54,278 47th edition of... 476 00:19:55,947 --> 00:19:57,657 [both] The Lake's Got Talent! 477 00:19:57,740 --> 00:20:01,661 [applause] 478 00:20:01,744 --> 00:20:03,037 First up, we have 479 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:05,414 our very own Swedish meatball. 480 00:20:05,498 --> 00:20:07,333 She's ready to Ragnarok you 481 00:20:07,416 --> 00:20:09,418 with her scandi comedy stylings. 482 00:20:09,502 --> 00:20:12,046 -Please welcome IKEA-- -Ulrika. 483 00:20:12,129 --> 00:20:13,839 Ulrika. Ulrika. Ah! 484 00:20:13,923 --> 00:20:16,258 -Come on. -[applause] 485 00:20:16,342 --> 00:20:17,718 Ha-ha. 486 00:20:21,305 --> 00:20:22,890 Hello. 487 00:20:23,975 --> 00:20:28,062 They say that insects are the food of the future. 488 00:20:29,438 --> 00:20:31,774 Now that's what I call good grub. 489 00:20:31,857 --> 00:20:33,275 [man clearing throat] 490 00:20:36,195 --> 00:20:37,446 Who likes Abba? 491 00:20:41,742 --> 00:20:42,868 Hey, everybody. 492 00:20:42,952 --> 00:20:46,580 [quirky music] 493 00:20:48,332 --> 00:20:53,254 ♪ 494 00:20:53,337 --> 00:20:56,632 ♪ 495 00:20:56,716 --> 00:20:58,676 This is Rile-E-Coyote. 496 00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:01,512 [silly voice] Oh hey, Riley. 497 00:21:01,595 --> 00:21:05,016 Can you believe my boyfriend told me I had a flat ass? 498 00:21:05,099 --> 00:21:07,935 [Justin giggling] 499 00:21:08,019 --> 00:21:09,311 [regular voice] Ouch. 500 00:21:09,979 --> 00:21:11,188 [silly voice] You're telling me, 501 00:21:11,272 --> 00:21:12,857 doing squats ain't going to fix 502 00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:14,650 getting railed by an 18 wheeler. 503 00:21:17,820 --> 00:21:22,116 For my next trick, I will make my sister disappear. 504 00:21:25,745 --> 00:21:27,288 [Maisy exhaling] 505 00:21:28,914 --> 00:21:31,250 Abra-cadabs! 506 00:21:32,376 --> 00:21:33,919 [screams] 507 00:21:34,003 --> 00:21:35,504 I'm right here, Keri. 508 00:21:35,588 --> 00:21:39,925 [screams louder] 509 00:21:40,676 --> 00:21:44,889 [indiscernible whispering] 510 00:21:45,306 --> 00:21:47,641 Keri's fine. Nothin mama's Ativan couldn't fix-- 511 00:21:47,725 --> 00:21:48,809 Sorry, baby. [laughing] 512 00:21:48,893 --> 00:21:50,436 All right, everyone, 513 00:21:50,519 --> 00:21:52,563 the moment we have all been waiting for. 514 00:21:52,646 --> 00:21:54,315 So put your hands together and welcome 515 00:21:54,398 --> 00:21:57,610 -the incredible Teesa. -And Billie. 516 00:21:58,069 --> 00:22:01,489 Sure, and I'm going to assist on maracas. 517 00:22:01,572 --> 00:22:02,740 No, you're not. 518 00:22:02,823 --> 00:22:04,909 Okay. It's all you, baby. 519 00:22:04,992 --> 00:22:06,160 -Go. -What? 520 00:22:06,243 --> 00:22:07,411 Good luck, Teesa. 521 00:22:07,495 --> 00:22:13,042 [applause] 522 00:22:18,964 --> 00:22:20,883 [deep breath] 523 00:22:27,765 --> 00:22:33,521 [♪ Des'ree: "You Gotta Be" cover] 524 00:22:33,604 --> 00:22:39,026 ♪ 525 00:22:39,110 --> 00:22:44,490 ♪ 526 00:22:44,573 --> 00:22:47,952 ♪ 527 00:22:48,035 --> 00:22:50,621 ♪ Listen, as your day unfolds ♪ 528 00:22:50,704 --> 00:22:53,332 ♪ Challenge what the future holds ♪ 529 00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:58,087 ♪ Try and keep your head up to the sky ♪ 530 00:22:58,170 --> 00:23:00,714 ♪ Lovers, they may cause you tears ♪ 531 00:23:00,798 --> 00:23:03,092 ♪ Go ahead, release your fears ♪ 532 00:23:03,175 --> 00:23:05,094 ♪ Stand up and be counted ♪ 533 00:23:05,177 --> 00:23:07,346 ♪ Don't be ashamed to cry ♪ 534 00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:09,598 ♪ You gotta be ♪ 535 00:23:09,682 --> 00:23:13,519 ♪ You gotta be bad, you gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser ♪ 536 00:23:13,602 --> 00:23:16,564 ♪ You gotta be hard, you gotta be tough ♪ 537 00:23:16,647 --> 00:23:19,024 ♪ You gotta be stronger ♪ 538 00:23:19,108 --> 00:23:22,236 ♪ You gotta be cool, you gotta be calm ♪ 539 00:23:22,319 --> 00:23:24,238 ♪ You gotta stay together ♪ 540 00:23:24,321 --> 00:23:28,826 ♪ All I know, all I know, love will save the day ♪ 541 00:23:28,909 --> 00:23:31,537 ♪ Herald what your mother said ♪ 542 00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:34,123 ♪ Read the books your father read ♪ 543 00:23:34,206 --> 00:23:38,961 ♪ Try to solve the puzzles in your own sweet time ♪ 544 00:23:39,044 --> 00:23:41,881 ♪ Some may have more cash than you ♪ 545 00:23:41,964 --> 00:23:44,300 ♪ Others take a different view ♪ 546 00:23:44,383 --> 00:23:47,720 ♪ But my, oh, my ♪ 547 00:23:47,803 --> 00:23:49,763 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 548 00:23:49,847 --> 00:23:54,393 ♪ Time asks no questions, it goes on without you ♪ 549 00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:59,315 ♪ Leaving you behind if you can't stand the pace ♪ 550 00:23:59,398 --> 00:24:01,483 ♪ The world keeps on spinning ♪ 551 00:24:01,567 --> 00:24:04,737 ♪ Can't stop it if you tried to ♪ 552 00:24:04,820 --> 00:24:09,992 ♪ The best part is danger staring you in the face ♪ 553 00:24:10,784 --> 00:24:14,038 ♪ Oh ♪ 554 00:24:15,164 --> 00:24:17,917 ♪ You gotta be bad, you gotta be bold ♪ 555 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,294 ♪ You gotta be wiser ♪ 556 00:24:20,377 --> 00:24:22,963 ♪ You gotta be hard, you gotta be tough ♪ 557 00:24:23,047 --> 00:24:25,341 ♪ You gotta be stronger ♪ 558 00:24:25,424 --> 00:24:27,968 ♪ You gotta be cool, you gotta be calm ♪ 559 00:24:28,052 --> 00:24:30,846 ♪ You gotta stay together ♪ 560 00:24:30,930 --> 00:24:34,767 ♪ All I know, all I know, love will save the day ♪ 561 00:24:34,850 --> 00:24:36,810 ♪ Oh ♪ 562 00:24:36,894 --> 00:24:40,898 ♪ All I know, all I know, love will save the day ♪ 563 00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:46,278 [cheering] 564 00:24:46,362 --> 00:24:47,571 Nice job! 565 00:24:52,785 --> 00:24:56,497 Whoa, whoa, what? Dua, who? Miley, where? 566 00:24:56,580 --> 00:24:58,165 That was unbelievable-- -No. 567 00:24:58,249 --> 00:25:01,669 No, definitely more time, I understand. No problem. 568 00:25:02,127 --> 00:25:03,587 Stop it. 569 00:25:06,590 --> 00:25:07,633 -Hi. -Go. 570 00:25:07,716 --> 00:25:09,093 Maisy and I worked it out. 571 00:25:09,468 --> 00:25:10,678 Mm-hm. 572 00:25:10,761 --> 00:25:13,555 [♪ Luna Shadows: "nite swim"] 573 00:25:13,639 --> 00:25:15,057 You were amazing. 574 00:25:15,140 --> 00:25:17,935 ♪ Meet me in the garden ♪ 575 00:25:18,018 --> 00:25:20,896 Thank you, they're beautiful. 576 00:25:20,980 --> 00:25:23,732 I know you weren't pumped about coming to the lake, but... 577 00:25:25,150 --> 00:25:27,611 Bella wasn't pumped about going to Forks, either. 578 00:25:28,112 --> 00:25:29,154 Bella? 579 00:25:29,446 --> 00:25:30,572 Like in Twilight? 580 00:25:30,656 --> 00:25:32,700 Yeah. She found true love. 581 00:25:32,783 --> 00:25:35,327 Yeah, by becoming a vampire child bride. 582 00:25:35,995 --> 00:25:38,330 Well, I only read the first... 583 00:25:39,957 --> 00:25:41,333 four. 584 00:25:41,417 --> 00:25:42,835 -I read all of them. -[snickers] 585 00:25:42,918 --> 00:25:44,086 All right? 586 00:25:46,088 --> 00:25:47,548 Have you guys seen Opal? 587 00:25:47,631 --> 00:25:49,383 He's up next, but we can't find him. 588 00:25:49,466 --> 00:25:51,468 -Maybe he got scared. -No, Opal does not get scared. 589 00:25:51,552 --> 00:25:53,053 He's been rehearsing for like two weeks. 590 00:25:53,137 --> 00:25:54,638 Olive won't hold the curtain for much longer. 591 00:25:54,722 --> 00:25:56,390 It's okay. I think I know where he is. 592 00:25:56,473 --> 00:25:58,058 Where? 593 00:25:58,142 --> 00:25:59,810 Probably living his best Liza in the boat house. 594 00:25:59,893 --> 00:26:01,520 -Let's go. -Opal needs more 595 00:26:01,603 --> 00:26:03,731 than just an ally. He needs his community. 596 00:26:03,814 --> 00:26:05,232 Okay? Fix this. 597 00:26:05,316 --> 00:26:07,901 Don't jazz hands at me. 598 00:26:07,985 --> 00:26:11,238 Okay, I will jazz hands if I-- 599 00:26:11,322 --> 00:26:13,449 See how he talks to me? 600 00:26:13,532 --> 00:26:19,246 [gentle piano music] 601 00:26:19,330 --> 00:26:24,877 ♪ 602 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:27,921 ♪ 603 00:26:28,005 --> 00:26:30,466 [applauding] 604 00:26:30,549 --> 00:26:32,551 This is a private rehearsal. 605 00:26:32,634 --> 00:26:36,055 It's too bad because that train deserves a premiere. 606 00:26:37,931 --> 00:26:40,100 Relax, it's a blend. 607 00:26:41,352 --> 00:26:43,604 So, what happened tonight? 608 00:26:44,146 --> 00:26:46,357 Just not feeling the fantasy? 609 00:26:47,232 --> 00:26:50,152 Everyone was drooling over an acoustic duet. 610 00:26:50,235 --> 00:26:52,321 The lake just isn't ready for Mulan Rouge. 611 00:26:52,404 --> 00:26:54,740 Ooh, they're a lot more ready than when I was a kid. 612 00:26:55,282 --> 00:26:57,159 If I have to listen to one more old gay 613 00:26:57,242 --> 00:26:59,328 crying about not being able to wear a dress to school... 614 00:26:59,411 --> 00:27:02,664 Old gay? I'm barely thirty... 615 00:27:02,748 --> 00:27:04,124 five. 616 00:27:05,959 --> 00:27:08,003 Okay, yes. 617 00:27:08,087 --> 00:27:10,714 Maybe your elders do get a little bit jealous 618 00:27:10,798 --> 00:27:12,216 watching you kids get to do drag 619 00:27:12,299 --> 00:27:14,009 while we had to hide in the library. 620 00:27:15,594 --> 00:27:18,263 This one time, I was hiding from tetherball, 621 00:27:18,347 --> 00:27:20,265 and I was reading about the Samurai Code 622 00:27:20,349 --> 00:27:22,935 and how the Samurais could control their emotions. 623 00:27:23,852 --> 00:27:25,396 And I remember thinking that if 624 00:27:25,479 --> 00:27:27,147 I could just figure out how to do that, 625 00:27:27,231 --> 00:27:28,482 that nobody would see how scared 626 00:27:28,565 --> 00:27:29,775 I was of being different. 627 00:27:30,859 --> 00:27:34,488 So your internalized homophobia was culturally appropriating? 628 00:27:34,571 --> 00:27:36,281 Nice. 629 00:27:36,365 --> 00:27:38,951 Yeah, "Paris Is Burning." I know, we steal everything. 630 00:27:40,411 --> 00:27:43,330 I wasn't scared. Billie deserved to win. 631 00:27:44,039 --> 00:27:45,958 If I won, it would've only been because I'm ten. 632 00:27:46,041 --> 00:27:47,459 And I won't be pitied. 633 00:27:47,543 --> 00:27:49,044 No, of course not. 634 00:27:50,921 --> 00:27:53,090 Grandpa Derrick would've wanted Billie to win. 635 00:27:54,591 --> 00:27:56,260 He never got to meet her. 636 00:27:59,221 --> 00:28:01,598 Oh, well that, um... 637 00:28:03,100 --> 00:28:07,312 That's a very big, very not ten thing that you did. 638 00:28:10,107 --> 00:28:11,525 Do you miss him? 639 00:28:12,693 --> 00:28:13,902 Sometimes. 640 00:28:17,156 --> 00:28:18,282 Yes. 641 00:28:20,242 --> 00:28:21,368 Me, too. 642 00:28:22,369 --> 00:28:25,330 You know, he always let me beat his face. 643 00:28:25,414 --> 00:28:26,790 Dad let you hit him? 644 00:28:26,874 --> 00:28:29,710 Do his make up. You sure you're only 35? 645 00:28:30,878 --> 00:28:33,130 Wuh-- Wow. 646 00:28:35,299 --> 00:28:36,508 That, uh... 647 00:28:37,342 --> 00:28:39,428 That really sounds like you brought out the best in him. 648 00:28:41,430 --> 00:28:43,515 Even if I'm not his real grandson. 649 00:28:43,599 --> 00:28:46,977 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, you got to walk that back, Nicole. 650 00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:51,064 Now I'm Billie's birth dad, but I'm not her real dad. 651 00:28:51,148 --> 00:28:52,858 There's room enough for both. 652 00:28:55,027 --> 00:28:57,821 Grandpa Derrick used to say I reminded him of you. 653 00:28:58,947 --> 00:29:02,993 But I don't see it. You don't know Cocteau or your colours. 654 00:29:04,411 --> 00:29:06,038 You are such a dink. 655 00:29:07,623 --> 00:29:10,209 All right. Spin her around one more time, let me see this. 656 00:29:10,292 --> 00:29:12,085 I only got half the show. 657 00:29:12,169 --> 00:29:13,545 All right. 658 00:29:13,629 --> 00:29:17,216 [♪ Petit Biscuit: "Sunset Lover"] 659 00:29:17,299 --> 00:29:23,805 ♪ 660 00:29:23,889 --> 00:29:26,558 -Do you have to go? -You'll be fine. 661 00:29:27,267 --> 00:29:28,852 You learned how to canoe, 662 00:29:28,936 --> 00:29:31,021 how to jump off a cliff, 663 00:29:31,104 --> 00:29:33,357 and you won the talent show all on your own. 664 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,526 Yeah, because you literally abandoned me on stage. 665 00:29:35,609 --> 00:29:38,237 You and Justin need to find another move. 666 00:29:41,782 --> 00:29:43,325 You cannot leave me alone with him 667 00:29:43,408 --> 00:29:44,451 for the rest of the summer. 668 00:29:45,452 --> 00:29:48,705 You and Justin both have a hard time letting go. 669 00:29:48,789 --> 00:29:52,334 But if you do, he will too. 670 00:29:52,417 --> 00:29:55,170 And I think it's time that you let him sleep inside again. 671 00:29:55,254 --> 00:29:56,755 Give me one good reason. 672 00:30:03,387 --> 00:30:04,638 You're pregnant. 673 00:30:06,723 --> 00:30:09,810 So in 16 years, 674 00:30:09,893 --> 00:30:14,022 when this one comes running to you about some dumb shit I did, 675 00:30:14,106 --> 00:30:17,150 I hope you'll fight for me like I'm fighting for you. 676 00:30:17,234 --> 00:30:18,569 That's why you came. 677 00:30:18,652 --> 00:30:20,612 I wanted to tell you in person. 678 00:30:20,696 --> 00:30:24,658 And I hope that you'll want to be a part of their life. 679 00:30:25,409 --> 00:30:28,495 Just as much as Justin wants to be a part of yours. 680 00:30:33,542 --> 00:30:36,587 [crickets chirping] 681 00:30:38,463 --> 00:30:39,965 [door opening] 682 00:30:42,301 --> 00:30:44,303 -Hiya. -Hi. 683 00:30:46,346 --> 00:30:48,348 Guess we're not gonna hang out, huh? 684 00:30:48,432 --> 00:30:50,350 Next time, I promise. 685 00:30:54,104 --> 00:30:56,273 -Did you tell her? -Hm? 686 00:30:56,356 --> 00:30:59,359 Please, you're, what, like, four months along? 687 00:30:59,443 --> 00:31:01,528 What gave it away? 688 00:31:01,612 --> 00:31:04,823 You went up a cup size, you only packed maxi dresses, 689 00:31:04,906 --> 00:31:06,658 and you're getting all those tiny little baby zits 690 00:31:06,742 --> 00:31:09,911 -on your ass again. -[giggling] 691 00:31:09,995 --> 00:31:11,580 That and you've done like zero cocaine 692 00:31:11,663 --> 00:31:12,998 the whole time you've been here. 693 00:31:15,292 --> 00:31:16,793 -Stop-- -Get over here. 694 00:31:21,214 --> 00:31:22,507 Take care of her. 695 00:31:24,259 --> 00:31:25,844 I'm trying, I swear. 696 00:31:25,927 --> 00:31:27,262 -I know. -Real hard. 697 00:31:27,346 --> 00:31:28,513 I know. 698 00:31:30,265 --> 00:31:31,642 So, who's the father? 699 00:31:32,267 --> 00:31:34,728 A sangria surprise. 700 00:31:34,811 --> 00:31:36,730 Oh! 701 00:31:36,813 --> 00:31:38,148 [laughing] 702 00:31:38,231 --> 00:31:39,441 But... 703 00:31:40,025 --> 00:31:43,236 We're figuring it out. You'd like him. 704 00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:44,988 -Oh yeah? -Mm-hm. 705 00:31:45,656 --> 00:31:46,990 All right. 706 00:31:47,491 --> 00:31:48,867 He's not gay, right? 707 00:31:48,950 --> 00:31:50,410 Cause I lost my gold star for you, 708 00:31:50,494 --> 00:31:51,703 and that's got to count for something. 709 00:31:51,787 --> 00:31:52,829 Stop. 710 00:31:52,913 --> 00:31:54,623 You're my one and only. 711 00:31:54,706 --> 00:31:56,750 [♪ "You Gotta Be" acoustic cover] 712 00:31:56,833 --> 00:31:58,126 I know I am. 713 00:31:58,210 --> 00:32:03,423 ♪ 714 00:32:03,507 --> 00:32:08,095 ♪ 715 00:32:08,178 --> 00:32:09,888 [door opening] 716 00:32:10,514 --> 00:32:11,723 [floor creaking] 717 00:32:14,309 --> 00:32:15,477 [door closing] 718 00:32:19,272 --> 00:32:20,357 [knocking] 719 00:32:22,859 --> 00:32:24,069 Can I come in? 720 00:32:31,910 --> 00:32:33,203 Wow. 721 00:32:37,624 --> 00:32:39,459 So, you got some big news, huh? 722 00:32:40,335 --> 00:32:42,379 -Yeah. -Yeah. 723 00:32:42,462 --> 00:32:44,339 I'm going to be a big sister. 724 00:32:46,383 --> 00:32:47,634 So cool. 725 00:32:53,181 --> 00:32:55,058 You know, it's okay if it's not. 726 00:32:57,018 --> 00:32:59,062 No, I can't wait to tell mom and dad. 727 00:33:01,982 --> 00:33:04,359 Teesa's going to be such a good mom. 728 00:33:13,452 --> 00:33:16,163 This was the day we gave you to Oliver and Naomi. 729 00:33:20,292 --> 00:33:22,294 It was a really hard day. 730 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,299 But that was a really happy one too. 731 00:33:37,434 --> 00:33:40,020 [sighs] 732 00:33:40,103 --> 00:33:45,025 [♪ Twin Flames: "Battlefields"] 733 00:33:45,108 --> 00:33:51,031 ♪ 734 00:33:51,114 --> 00:33:56,328 ♪ Maybe I haven't put in the time ♪ 735 00:33:56,411 --> 00:34:00,791 ♪ Maybe I haven't paid my dues ♪ 736 00:34:02,209 --> 00:34:05,587 ♪ This life full of deception ♪ 737 00:34:07,130 --> 00:34:10,509 ♪ Which reflection is true ♪ 738 00:34:12,469 --> 00:34:16,598 [singing in Inuktitut] 739 00:34:16,681 --> 00:34:21,728 ♪ 740 00:34:22,979 --> 00:34:25,398 ♪ We've all got battlefields in our minds ♪ 741 00:34:25,482 --> 00:34:27,943 [singing in Inuktitut] 742 00:34:28,026 --> 00:34:31,154 ♪ Things we run from and leave behind ♪ 743 00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:34,741 ♪ We've all ♪ 744 00:34:34,825 --> 00:34:37,369 ♪ We've all ♪ 745 00:34:37,452 --> 00:34:39,913 ♪ We've all ♪ 746 00:34:39,996 --> 00:34:42,749 ♪ We've all ♪ 747 00:34:42,833 --> 00:34:46,336 ♪ We've all ♪