1 00:00:05,007 --> 00:00:06,216 [♪ Tierra Whack: "Only Child"] 2 00:00:06,300 --> 00:00:07,843 ♪ Yeah ♪ 3 00:00:08,844 --> 00:00:10,471 ♪ Yeah ♪ 4 00:00:11,388 --> 00:00:12,765 ♪ Yeah ♪ 5 00:00:12,848 --> 00:00:14,099 [Oliver] Oh, that looks good. 6 00:00:14,183 --> 00:00:15,684 -Beychella? -Quadchella. 7 00:00:15,768 --> 00:00:17,811 The triplets’ 17th birthday version. 8 00:00:17,895 --> 00:00:19,855 Triplets? Aren’t there four? 9 00:00:19,938 --> 00:00:21,190 Well, Olive’s birthday is tomorrow. 10 00:00:21,273 --> 00:00:22,608 She was born after midnight. 11 00:00:22,691 --> 00:00:24,860 Anyway... I'm... 12 00:00:26,069 --> 00:00:28,405 I'm going with Killian, 13 00:00:28,489 --> 00:00:29,782 as in, like, on a date. 14 00:00:29,865 --> 00:00:31,283 We're dating. Sort of. 15 00:00:31,366 --> 00:00:33,035 We're not surprised. 16 00:00:33,118 --> 00:00:35,204 The video he posted of you was so adorable. 17 00:00:35,287 --> 00:00:37,247 You creeped his profile? 18 00:00:37,331 --> 00:00:39,082 [Oliver] What kind of parents would we be if we didn't? 19 00:00:39,166 --> 00:00:40,751 We’ll unpack how you're drawn 20 00:00:40,834 --> 00:00:42,169 to family figures when we get home. 21 00:00:42,252 --> 00:00:43,962 Oh, so we're fine with me dating now 22 00:00:44,046 --> 00:00:45,881 after wanting to send me to Bible camp? 23 00:00:45,964 --> 00:00:47,716 It was the only one we could book last minute. 24 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:49,218 Now, if you’d have sexted a Junior Prof 25 00:00:49,301 --> 00:00:51,094 earlier in the year, 26 00:00:51,178 --> 00:00:53,263 we could’ve packed you off to swim camp. 27 00:00:53,347 --> 00:00:55,098 Never wanted you not to date, just wanted better judgement. 28 00:00:55,182 --> 00:00:57,267 [Naomi] Now dating boys your age 29 00:00:57,351 --> 00:00:59,186 can still have its challenges. They're all prefrontal cortex 30 00:00:59,269 --> 00:01:01,313 with poor impulse control and poor hygiene... 31 00:01:01,396 --> 00:01:03,649 Hey, what's more psychologically disturbing? 32 00:01:03,732 --> 00:01:05,818 Baby head in the toilet or random limbs? 33 00:01:05,901 --> 00:01:08,195 It's the head, right? It's gotta be the head. 34 00:01:08,278 --> 00:01:10,322 I thought we were done with horror pranks. 35 00:01:10,405 --> 00:01:12,282 Yeah, Whoreen said that someone from “Payne Realty” 36 00:01:12,366 --> 00:01:14,159 is coming by to look at the cabin, 37 00:01:14,243 --> 00:01:16,078 so I figure if we let Murder Manor’s 38 00:01:16,161 --> 00:01:17,788 natural gore core shine through 39 00:01:17,871 --> 00:01:19,832 then maybe we got a shot at renting it next summer. 40 00:01:19,915 --> 00:01:21,500 Why don't you put an offer in? 41 00:01:21,583 --> 00:01:23,126 Girl, if I had that kind of cash... 42 00:01:23,210 --> 00:01:24,419 Yeah, but Maisy does, right? 43 00:01:24,503 --> 00:01:26,213 Show Maisy the trust. 44 00:01:26,296 --> 00:01:28,048 I know you were saving it for a big play 45 00:01:28,131 --> 00:01:30,050 but she might help if she thinks that her dream reno 46 00:01:30,133 --> 00:01:32,845 -all comes to us one day. -It might persuade her 47 00:01:32,928 --> 00:01:34,638 to buy us out. 48 00:01:34,721 --> 00:01:37,975 Ah man... that would be enough for a down payment. 49 00:01:38,058 --> 00:01:39,226 [knocking] 50 00:01:43,438 --> 00:01:44,690 [giggling] 51 00:01:44,773 --> 00:01:46,066 Lock up your spouse. 52 00:01:46,191 --> 00:01:48,318 Jayne Payne will sell da house! 53 00:01:49,278 --> 00:01:50,904 Still workshopping my tagline. 54 00:01:50,988 --> 00:01:53,824 Jayne, you’re Payne Realty? 55 00:01:53,907 --> 00:01:56,451 Yeah, Payne is my maiden name. 56 00:01:56,535 --> 00:02:00,414 No pain, all gain. With Jayne... not bad. 57 00:02:00,497 --> 00:02:02,040 Well, since when did real estate 58 00:02:02,124 --> 00:02:03,375 become your side hustle? 59 00:02:03,458 --> 00:02:05,335 It used to be my main hustle 60 00:02:05,419 --> 00:02:07,880 but then the girls came and I had to get out of the life. 61 00:02:07,963 --> 00:02:09,631 It just-- it took too much. 62 00:02:09,715 --> 00:02:11,508 But there's been some local interest 63 00:02:11,592 --> 00:02:13,802 and Whoreen asked if I could help and so I thought... 64 00:02:13,886 --> 00:02:15,888 “Let’s see if she can still dance.” 65 00:02:16,889 --> 00:02:18,974 [sigh] Teesa’s posts 66 00:02:19,057 --> 00:02:21,977 made this space look like a lot cuter. 67 00:02:22,060 --> 00:02:24,479 Yeah, we just took all of our stuff down 68 00:02:24,563 --> 00:02:26,982 so this is the cabin's original charm. 69 00:02:27,065 --> 00:02:29,735 -Is that blood splatter? -It's not fresh. 70 00:02:29,818 --> 00:02:31,236 Oh. Okay... 71 00:02:34,740 --> 00:02:36,491 Show Maisy the trust. 72 00:02:36,575 --> 00:02:38,452 Honesty is the way to go. 73 00:02:38,535 --> 00:02:40,078 Yeah, it's also a long shot. 74 00:02:41,163 --> 00:02:42,581 [Jayne screams] 75 00:02:42,664 --> 00:02:45,083 Oh, you found Rosemary's baby head! 76 00:02:45,167 --> 00:02:49,212 [♪ Lois Ann Struck: "You'd Sing Love"] 77 00:02:50,464 --> 00:02:51,882 -Maiser! -[quietly] Ow. 78 00:02:54,384 --> 00:02:56,053 What are you doing to my favourite shorts? 79 00:02:56,136 --> 00:02:57,512 I’m fixing a button. 80 00:02:59,723 --> 00:03:01,099 You're letting them out? 81 00:03:01,183 --> 00:03:03,852 I-- I told you that following Opal 82 00:03:03,936 --> 00:03:06,688 on his patisserie journey would have consequences. 83 00:03:06,772 --> 00:03:09,566 I was supposed to roll the dough, not become it. 84 00:03:09,650 --> 00:03:12,527 No, no, no, no. No fatphobic talk, okay? 85 00:03:13,362 --> 00:03:16,073 Pro athletes have such unrealistic beauty standards. 86 00:03:16,156 --> 00:03:20,077 Long flow, washboard abs, dumptruck ass... 87 00:03:21,870 --> 00:03:23,372 No man has all three. 88 00:03:24,373 --> 00:03:27,376 I just... pulled my back doing a baby gym session. 89 00:03:27,459 --> 00:03:30,420 Tiltapalooza’s next week and how can I defend my title? 90 00:03:30,504 --> 00:03:32,631 You suck it up and suck it in. 91 00:03:32,714 --> 00:03:34,591 Go have a shvitz at Ulrika’s 92 00:03:34,675 --> 00:03:36,093 and loosen that back up. 93 00:03:36,176 --> 00:03:39,304 Because I married a ten time champion. 94 00:03:40,222 --> 00:03:41,306 Thanks, babe. 95 00:03:43,475 --> 00:03:44,768 [knocking] 96 00:03:44,851 --> 00:03:45,894 [sing-songy] Hello. 97 00:03:45,978 --> 00:03:47,187 Oh. 98 00:03:48,563 --> 00:03:49,606 What do you want? 99 00:03:50,190 --> 00:03:53,402 Um... So... Um... 100 00:03:59,825 --> 00:04:00,909 [clears throat] 101 00:04:07,332 --> 00:04:09,459 Dad never told me about a trust. 102 00:04:09,543 --> 00:04:10,961 Probably 'cause he's not your dad 103 00:04:11,044 --> 00:04:13,171 but the long and the short of it is... 104 00:04:14,006 --> 00:04:15,549 the cottage is mine. 105 00:04:15,632 --> 00:04:19,636 [heavy classic rock plays] 106 00:04:23,807 --> 00:04:27,769 But... Derrick left the cottage to me. 107 00:04:27,853 --> 00:04:29,021 Yes, correct. 108 00:04:29,104 --> 00:04:31,231 But once you leave it or kick it, 109 00:04:31,314 --> 00:04:32,691 the cottage comes to me. 110 00:04:32,774 --> 00:04:34,151 Oh, well, I don't plan 111 00:04:34,234 --> 00:04:35,944 on kicking it any time soon, so... 112 00:04:36,028 --> 00:04:37,195 Maisy, this is not about us. 113 00:04:37,279 --> 00:04:38,947 This is about the kids. 114 00:04:39,031 --> 00:04:41,700 And this document says that any money that you spend 115 00:04:41,783 --> 00:04:44,411 on the cottage goes to Billie, not Killian and Opal. 116 00:04:45,245 --> 00:04:47,998 Which is why I'm proposing 117 00:04:48,081 --> 00:04:49,958 that you buy me out 118 00:04:50,042 --> 00:04:52,044 for half the cottage's current value. 119 00:04:52,127 --> 00:04:54,296 Which would be cheaper than post-reno 120 00:04:54,379 --> 00:04:56,673 and it'll let me put an offer on the murder cabin. 121 00:04:57,883 --> 00:04:59,468 And then, maybe, Maisy, we can just put 122 00:04:59,551 --> 00:05:02,012 all this family drama shit behind us. 123 00:05:02,095 --> 00:05:04,514 I appreciate you telling me. 124 00:05:04,598 --> 00:05:06,725 Why don't we just go down to the dock and discuss it? 125 00:05:06,808 --> 00:05:08,018 So you can drown me? 126 00:05:08,101 --> 00:05:09,394 Not if you push me first. 127 00:05:09,478 --> 00:05:10,771 I'll just grab us some coffee. 128 00:05:11,521 --> 00:05:12,939 Okay. All right. 129 00:05:13,023 --> 00:05:14,775 But Billie knows where I am 130 00:05:14,858 --> 00:05:15,901 just in case anything happens. 131 00:05:15,984 --> 00:05:17,027 Duly noted. 132 00:05:17,110 --> 00:05:18,320 Are you still four creams? 133 00:05:18,403 --> 00:05:19,988 Black. 134 00:05:20,072 --> 00:05:22,324 Actually, two, lactose free if you've got it 135 00:05:22,407 --> 00:05:24,451 or oat, almond in a pinch is fine. 136 00:05:25,452 --> 00:05:26,745 -Thank you. -Mm-hm. 137 00:05:28,413 --> 00:05:30,040 Honesty is the way to go. 138 00:05:31,917 --> 00:05:35,921 [muzak instrumental] 139 00:05:36,004 --> 00:05:43,011 ♪ 140 00:05:43,095 --> 00:05:48,266 ♪ 141 00:05:51,603 --> 00:05:52,646 [quietly] Dammit. 142 00:05:55,023 --> 00:05:56,149 [♪ Haiku Hands: "Jupiter"] 143 00:05:56,233 --> 00:05:58,151 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, Jupiter ♪ 144 00:05:59,486 --> 00:06:02,280 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, Jupiter... ♪ 145 00:06:02,364 --> 00:06:05,283 [talking over each other] 146 00:06:08,370 --> 00:06:10,497 [Wayne] Smile! Just-- yeah-- 147 00:06:10,580 --> 00:06:11,957 [Olive] Hey! 148 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:13,416 [Wayne] Wai-- wait. Just one sec. 149 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:15,168 -We’ll do you in a second. -17! 150 00:06:15,252 --> 00:06:16,962 Can Olive not be in this picture, please? 151 00:06:17,045 --> 00:06:18,713 There we go, Olive, go ahead, get in there. 152 00:06:18,797 --> 00:06:20,006 [Olive] Okay. 153 00:06:20,090 --> 00:06:22,008 All right. Looks good. 154 00:06:22,092 --> 00:06:23,802 I feel a little bit underdressed 155 00:06:23,885 --> 00:06:25,053 next to the Queen B. 156 00:06:25,137 --> 00:06:26,763 Oh, shut it. 157 00:06:26,847 --> 00:06:28,557 Your Jared Leto is full fashion meth realness. 158 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:30,684 [whispers] They wish they looked so hot. 159 00:06:30,767 --> 00:06:31,852 Hello. 160 00:06:32,686 --> 00:06:33,937 Early birthday gift. 161 00:06:35,063 --> 00:06:36,606 Can-do-nabis. 162 00:06:38,024 --> 00:06:39,317 That is so sweet, I hate it. 163 00:06:39,401 --> 00:06:40,652 [whistle blows] 164 00:06:42,612 --> 00:06:43,655 Hey! 165 00:06:44,364 --> 00:06:45,699 Well. [sighs] 166 00:06:45,782 --> 00:06:47,576 I would like to say a few words. 167 00:06:50,412 --> 00:06:52,330 My baby girls are 17, now. 168 00:06:53,915 --> 00:06:54,958 Almost womans... 169 00:06:55,959 --> 00:06:57,460 practically DJs. 170 00:07:01,882 --> 00:07:04,426 Do not take this time in your life for granted. 171 00:07:04,509 --> 00:07:08,013 You have got to cherish these ragers without hangovers. 172 00:07:10,724 --> 00:07:11,766 Okay. 173 00:07:13,435 --> 00:07:14,811 [metallic scrunch] 174 00:07:14,895 --> 00:07:17,022 And don't forget to party the fuck on! 175 00:07:17,105 --> 00:07:18,815 -Woo! -[scattered applause] 176 00:07:18,899 --> 00:07:20,901 -But party safe. Obviously. -Okay, thanks, Daddy. 177 00:07:20,984 --> 00:07:22,235 Let's wrap it up. -Hey, hey, hey, 178 00:07:22,319 --> 00:07:23,570 have you seen your mom? 179 00:07:23,653 --> 00:07:24,863 She left early this morning. 180 00:07:24,946 --> 00:07:26,281 Okay, no boomers at Quadchella. 181 00:07:26,364 --> 00:07:28,200 [Wayne] She won’t take my calls. 182 00:07:28,283 --> 00:07:30,952 Don't forget water. Drink lots of water, okay? 183 00:07:31,036 --> 00:07:32,829 -[Keri] You got it. -The answer is always water! 184 00:07:32,913 --> 00:07:34,706 -[Jeri] Love you, Daddy! -[Keri] Bye-yee! 185 00:07:34,789 --> 00:07:36,249 [Wayne] I’m not cleaning up anyone’s puke! 186 00:07:36,333 --> 00:07:37,459 Except my own. 187 00:07:37,542 --> 00:07:39,002 All right, people. 188 00:07:40,170 --> 00:07:41,421 [magical ding] 189 00:07:41,504 --> 00:07:42,756 Let the magic begin. 190 00:07:44,424 --> 00:07:46,176 You know, when I dropped that trust bomb, 191 00:07:46,259 --> 00:07:48,053 I half-expected you to come at me with a knife. 192 00:07:48,136 --> 00:07:49,721 It's too messy. 193 00:07:49,804 --> 00:07:51,890 They say that poison is a woman's weapon. 194 00:07:53,391 --> 00:07:56,144 All right, little bro. Dad wouldn't want us fighting. 195 00:07:56,228 --> 00:07:57,312 Still, not your dad. 196 00:07:57,395 --> 00:07:59,356 But it is my cottage. 197 00:07:59,439 --> 00:08:01,358 So respectfully, I have to decline your offer. 198 00:08:01,441 --> 00:08:03,193 It's not an offer. 199 00:08:03,276 --> 00:08:05,320 I'm allowing you, graciously, 200 00:08:05,403 --> 00:08:08,323 to buy me out so you can tear down my family cottage 201 00:08:08,406 --> 00:08:10,867 and build some Muskoka afterbirth with a fugly turret. 202 00:08:10,951 --> 00:08:13,203 It's a Lighthouse gable and it's not cheap. 203 00:08:13,286 --> 00:08:15,622 Neither is reclaimed wood, marble countertops 204 00:08:15,705 --> 00:08:17,082 and Opal’s trips to Milan. 205 00:08:17,916 --> 00:08:19,668 We are not in a position to buy you out. 206 00:08:20,418 --> 00:08:21,461 But... 207 00:08:22,629 --> 00:08:25,507 maybe, we could redo the bunkie. 208 00:08:25,590 --> 00:08:26,633 Yeah? 209 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:29,427 Because-- I mean, I'd have to approve the floor plan. 210 00:08:29,511 --> 00:08:31,846 And I've always really wanted a fire pole, and like, maybe 211 00:08:31,930 --> 00:08:33,932 a dumbwaiter or a hot waiter or-- No, Maisy, wait. 212 00:08:34,015 --> 00:08:35,350 This is not a negotiation. 213 00:08:35,433 --> 00:08:36,518 All right? 214 00:08:36,601 --> 00:08:37,936 If you don't buy me out, 215 00:08:38,019 --> 00:08:39,229 then everything goes to Billie. 216 00:08:39,312 --> 00:08:40,605 You have no idea 217 00:08:40,689 --> 00:08:42,065 what goes into cottage ownership. 218 00:08:42,148 --> 00:08:43,858 It takes commitment, it takes work, 219 00:08:43,942 --> 00:08:45,193 concepts that you struggle with. 220 00:08:45,277 --> 00:08:46,569 You can't poison me 221 00:08:46,653 --> 00:08:48,238 with your words or your dairy. 222 00:08:48,321 --> 00:08:49,698 I know this was real cream. 223 00:08:49,781 --> 00:08:51,074 [sighs] 224 00:08:52,492 --> 00:08:55,495 I really wish you hadn't done that. 225 00:08:55,578 --> 00:08:56,997 What the fuck! 226 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:58,957 That was part of a really cute set. 227 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:00,667 You brought a bone saw? 228 00:09:00,750 --> 00:09:02,919 It's for drywall, you amateur. 229 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:08,258 You detached the dock? 230 00:09:08,341 --> 00:09:09,801 Had to make sure you wouldn't run away. 231 00:09:10,719 --> 00:09:13,263 Yeah, the grown ups are at the Boathouse 232 00:09:13,346 --> 00:09:14,639 and the kids are at Quadchella 233 00:09:14,723 --> 00:09:16,641 so it's just you and me, baby. 234 00:09:17,684 --> 00:09:19,269 And our little trust issue. 235 00:09:22,147 --> 00:09:23,231 [Justin] Help. 236 00:09:24,065 --> 00:09:26,818 [indistinct pop music] 237 00:09:26,901 --> 00:09:29,446 Today, we honour my sisters’ 17th birthday 238 00:09:29,529 --> 00:09:30,905 and the liminal space 239 00:09:30,989 --> 00:09:32,907 between adolescence and adulthood. 240 00:09:32,991 --> 00:09:34,367 As your Shrooman, 241 00:09:34,451 --> 00:09:35,910 I will guide you through today's trip. 242 00:09:35,994 --> 00:09:37,454 There are only three rules. 243 00:09:37,537 --> 00:09:39,289 One, stay with friends. 244 00:09:39,372 --> 00:09:41,249 Two, stay in nature. 245 00:09:41,333 --> 00:09:43,668 And three... stay hydrated. 246 00:09:45,253 --> 00:09:46,880 Ew. This tastes like trash. 247 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:49,007 Yeah, it’s poison, not truffles. 248 00:09:51,593 --> 00:09:53,053 Don't worry. 249 00:09:53,136 --> 00:09:54,763 I secretly micro-dose them every Christmas. 250 00:09:54,846 --> 00:09:56,598 And it's the only time they ever show empathy. 251 00:10:01,603 --> 00:10:03,730 [exhales] Are we really doing this? 252 00:10:04,856 --> 00:10:07,442 Studies show psilocybin has therapeutic benefits. 253 00:10:07,525 --> 00:10:09,819 Cures depression, PTSD. 254 00:10:14,991 --> 00:10:16,201 Let's take our medicine. 255 00:10:18,620 --> 00:10:19,662 Cheers. 256 00:10:19,746 --> 00:10:23,750 ♪ 257 00:10:27,462 --> 00:10:29,589 [both] Mm... 258 00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:32,092 [♪ Qemists Scores ft. FLIK: "H.O.T."] 259 00:10:32,175 --> 00:10:34,177 ♪ And feel the heat (And feel the heat) ♪ 260 00:10:34,260 --> 00:10:36,388 ♪ Straight on the street (Straight on the street) ♪ 261 00:10:36,471 --> 00:10:39,474 ♪ So fresh So fine, all mine... ♪ 262 00:10:41,559 --> 00:10:44,145 So crazy how we're all, like... 263 00:10:45,271 --> 00:10:46,564 connected. 264 00:10:46,648 --> 00:10:47,816 You know what I mean? 265 00:10:48,775 --> 00:10:49,818 See? 266 00:10:49,901 --> 00:10:50,985 Empathy. 267 00:10:52,070 --> 00:10:53,905 Why has everyone gone full Midsommar 268 00:10:53,988 --> 00:10:56,074 and I feel... nothing? 269 00:10:57,325 --> 00:10:58,368 Same. 270 00:10:59,494 --> 00:11:01,454 -And we ate a ton of pizza. -Yeah. 271 00:11:01,538 --> 00:11:03,748 Food slows absorption rate, 272 00:11:03,832 --> 00:11:05,166 anticipation, too. 273 00:11:06,126 --> 00:11:08,002 Relax. It'll happen. 274 00:11:08,086 --> 00:11:09,587 [Teri blows air] 275 00:11:09,671 --> 00:11:11,464 You're, like, low key 276 00:11:11,548 --> 00:11:14,676 my favourite, favourite sister! 277 00:11:15,844 --> 00:11:17,387 -Whoa! -Hi. 278 00:11:17,470 --> 00:11:18,847 -[Teri] Everything... -Hi. 279 00:11:18,930 --> 00:11:20,598 [Teri] Everything has a heartbeat. 280 00:11:20,682 --> 00:11:25,353 ♪ 281 00:11:25,437 --> 00:11:29,566 [giggles] The step-crushins are totally gonna bone. 282 00:11:29,649 --> 00:11:31,067 [Olive] Stop that. 283 00:11:31,151 --> 00:11:32,652 [sighs] Okay, let’s go. 284 00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:34,988 -Where? -To get some privacy. 285 00:11:35,071 --> 00:11:36,406 Really? What? 286 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:38,533 Don’t over think it. 287 00:11:38,616 --> 00:11:40,076 What-- Well, I mean-- 288 00:11:41,578 --> 00:11:44,205 I mean we should maybe overthink it a little bit. 289 00:11:44,289 --> 00:11:45,540 I don't want to pull a Justin. 290 00:11:47,667 --> 00:11:48,751 I mean... 291 00:11:49,669 --> 00:11:52,714 you can pull out but things do happen fast, 292 00:11:52,797 --> 00:11:54,299 faster than maybe you want-- 293 00:11:54,382 --> 00:11:56,259 Okay, stop before I pull out, right now. 294 00:11:57,135 --> 00:11:59,804 We'll get some condoms, then some privacy. 295 00:12:01,181 --> 00:12:03,516 ♪ If you wanna take it ♪ 296 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:11,691 Hey, Riley! 297 00:12:12,525 --> 00:12:13,985 I am honoured. 298 00:12:14,068 --> 00:12:15,820 What brings Queen Bey to the woods? 299 00:12:15,904 --> 00:12:18,323 Your note at the Gas & Go said you'd be back in five? 300 00:12:18,406 --> 00:12:20,408 I got a hot tip from a buddy of Highway Patrol 301 00:12:20,492 --> 00:12:22,327 that a swan got clipped around here. 302 00:12:23,369 --> 00:12:26,122 So if I find it, I can finally finish the season five finale. 303 00:12:26,206 --> 00:12:27,957 Any chance you could open up the shop for us? 304 00:12:28,041 --> 00:12:29,709 We were just getting snacks and-- 305 00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:31,336 Condoms. 306 00:12:31,419 --> 00:12:32,629 Whoa. 307 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:34,923 Big day. 308 00:12:36,257 --> 00:12:37,634 It’s too bad, the Hendersons, 309 00:12:37,717 --> 00:12:39,302 they cleared us out this morning. 310 00:12:39,385 --> 00:12:41,513 But Saggy B and Whoreen don't live too far away. 311 00:12:41,596 --> 00:12:42,889 I'm sure they would help the cause. 312 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:44,682 Killian could should you. 313 00:12:46,184 --> 00:12:48,019 You-- you want me to just ask them. 314 00:12:48,102 --> 00:12:50,605 Well... Ulrika’s really been pushing her Womb Wash. 315 00:12:51,439 --> 00:12:52,607 Apparently it works on chickens. 316 00:12:53,441 --> 00:12:55,235 We just have to ask to use the Hendersons’ bathroom, 317 00:12:55,318 --> 00:12:56,819 grab a few and bounce. 318 00:12:56,903 --> 00:12:58,488 What? A few? 319 00:12:58,571 --> 00:13:00,406 First times always require a second act. 320 00:13:00,490 --> 00:13:03,826 But... just leave a few for Saggy B. 321 00:13:03,910 --> 00:13:06,204 STI’s are tearing through the senior’s community. 322 00:13:08,331 --> 00:13:09,707 [laughing] 323 00:13:09,791 --> 00:13:11,000 It's not funny, guys. 324 00:13:11,084 --> 00:13:12,252 It's a serious problem. 325 00:13:12,335 --> 00:13:13,586 Sure. 326 00:13:13,670 --> 00:13:17,674 [laughing] 327 00:13:17,757 --> 00:13:19,467 You two are tripping balls. 328 00:13:19,551 --> 00:13:20,593 Come on. 329 00:13:20,677 --> 00:13:22,929 [wild laughter] 330 00:13:23,012 --> 00:13:25,181 Don’t tell Justin, okay? 331 00:13:25,265 --> 00:13:26,891 That’s gonna get weird. 332 00:13:26,975 --> 00:13:28,059 Yup. 333 00:13:30,478 --> 00:13:32,730 You can't just bring someone on a dock, Maisy. 334 00:13:32,814 --> 00:13:34,774 I mean, this is entrapment! 335 00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:36,276 You're free to leave. 336 00:13:36,359 --> 00:13:37,860 Well, yeah but I just-- 337 00:13:37,944 --> 00:13:39,320 I've never been this far out before 338 00:13:39,404 --> 00:13:40,822 without a pool noodle. 339 00:13:40,905 --> 00:13:43,616 You better hurry. Storm’s a-comin’. 340 00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:46,160 Yes, because you poisoned me with dairy. 341 00:13:46,995 --> 00:13:48,705 Not just dairy. 342 00:13:48,788 --> 00:13:50,206 No, you’re just-- you’re just messing with me. 343 00:13:50,290 --> 00:13:52,667 This is just-- this is just anxiety, 344 00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:55,336 a little bit of coffee... and my EBS. 345 00:13:55,420 --> 00:13:57,338 -Excitable Bowel Syndrome-- -EBS is real, Maisy! 346 00:13:57,422 --> 00:13:58,965 -[Maisy] Is not a thing. -Look it up! 347 00:13:59,048 --> 00:14:00,425 [gloud gurgling] 348 00:14:00,508 --> 00:14:01,634 Just hold on, just-- 349 00:14:02,385 --> 00:14:04,137 I’m just gonna hold on. I'm gonna hold it in. 350 00:14:05,638 --> 00:14:07,056 That's fine. I'm fine. 351 00:14:07,140 --> 00:14:09,392 I can swim to shore in a tight ten. 352 00:14:09,475 --> 00:14:10,768 I'll have a boat here in five. 353 00:14:10,852 --> 00:14:12,061 You tear up that trust 354 00:14:12,145 --> 00:14:13,521 and the throne is yours in 20-- 355 00:14:13,605 --> 00:14:15,356 No! You can’t erase me 356 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:17,442 and you can't erase Billie... 357 00:14:17,525 --> 00:14:20,737 who's the real grandchild and Dad's trust confirms it. 358 00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:23,239 Blood is thicker than water. 359 00:14:23,323 --> 00:14:25,325 Is that what you tell Billie's parents? 360 00:14:25,408 --> 00:14:27,285 Ugh! God! 361 00:14:27,368 --> 00:14:29,287 Maisy, all I am asking for, here, 362 00:14:29,370 --> 00:14:30,705 is what's rightfully mine. 363 00:14:30,788 --> 00:14:32,332 -Yours? -Yes! 364 00:14:32,415 --> 00:14:34,834 I earned every square inch of that cottage. 365 00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:37,378 I turned this place from a racist fridge magnet 366 00:14:37,462 --> 00:14:38,796 into the next Muskoka. 367 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:40,715 And I did it with the entire Lake 368 00:14:40,798 --> 00:14:43,051 thinking that I slept with my stepdad to get it! 369 00:14:43,134 --> 00:14:45,678 While his sad, gay son gave up his baby 370 00:14:45,762 --> 00:14:47,472 and his 32 inch waist, 371 00:14:47,555 --> 00:14:49,766 I was being crucified while you were in Australia 372 00:14:49,849 --> 00:14:51,768 getting your micro dick sucked by a Hemsworth. 373 00:14:51,851 --> 00:14:55,313 A Coffs Harbour Hemsworth, they're not the same. 374 00:14:55,396 --> 00:14:57,023 I have bent 375 00:14:57,106 --> 00:14:59,150 these generational mouth breathers to my will. 376 00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:01,069 And I think it's really adorable that you think 377 00:15:01,152 --> 00:15:02,945 you can come in here and take what's rightfully mine 378 00:15:03,029 --> 00:15:04,405 just because your granddaddy 379 00:15:04,489 --> 00:15:06,074 built some shit shack on the Lake. 380 00:15:06,157 --> 00:15:07,659 [sighs] 381 00:15:07,742 --> 00:15:09,911 I am going to tear that baby to the studs 382 00:15:09,994 --> 00:15:12,538 and build an Architectural Digest centerfold. 383 00:15:12,622 --> 00:15:15,667 Goldie and Kurt are gonna lose it. 384 00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:18,211 Well, it sounds gorge and I can't wait 385 00:15:18,294 --> 00:15:20,588 to inherit it when you die because the only thing 386 00:15:20,672 --> 00:15:23,257 that I'm dissolving is a Tums in water. 387 00:15:23,341 --> 00:15:24,384 Do you have any? 388 00:15:25,218 --> 00:15:27,679 Do you really think that you and your excitable bowel 389 00:15:27,762 --> 00:15:28,930 can outlive me? 390 00:15:29,639 --> 00:15:32,141 -I'm younger. -I'm stronger. 391 00:15:32,225 --> 00:15:33,851 I've had to shit since we got here 392 00:15:33,935 --> 00:15:35,395 but nobody tells me what to do. 393 00:15:35,478 --> 00:15:36,896 Not even my own asshole. 394 00:15:37,689 --> 00:15:38,856 -[gurgling] -Oh no. 395 00:15:39,732 --> 00:15:40,900 Oh, my God. 396 00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:42,443 Oh, my God, no, it's coming. 397 00:15:42,527 --> 00:15:44,278 Oh, my God, Maisy, it’s coming. 398 00:15:44,362 --> 00:15:46,406 -[Justin panting] -[Maisy] Then, get in the Lake. 399 00:15:46,489 --> 00:15:47,865 [Justin groans passionately] 400 00:15:51,869 --> 00:15:53,913 -Hi! Hi ya, kids. -Hi. 401 00:15:56,541 --> 00:15:58,251 We-- we were on a hike 402 00:15:58,334 --> 00:16:00,211 and I needed to use the bathroom. 403 00:16:00,294 --> 00:16:02,755 Of course, sweetie, down the hall. 404 00:16:02,839 --> 00:16:04,549 If it's brown... 405 00:16:04,632 --> 00:16:06,384 -Flush it down. -[chuckles] 406 00:16:06,467 --> 00:16:08,302 Cool windchime. 407 00:16:09,345 --> 00:16:10,888 It was my mother's favourite... 408 00:16:10,972 --> 00:16:12,807 before she died of a broken heart. 409 00:16:13,725 --> 00:16:15,309 And cirrhosis. 410 00:16:15,393 --> 00:16:17,770 How do the colours do that, though? 411 00:16:17,854 --> 00:16:19,063 It looks like they’re dancing. 412 00:16:19,147 --> 00:16:20,773 [giggling] 413 00:16:20,857 --> 00:16:23,359 I think you've had too much sun, dear. 414 00:16:24,277 --> 00:16:25,862 Go and get Billie something to drink. 415 00:16:25,945 --> 00:16:27,530 -Yeah. -[chuckles] 416 00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:30,742 [panting] 417 00:16:30,825 --> 00:16:32,535 I got it. Let's go. 418 00:16:32,618 --> 00:16:33,953 Oh, oh, bye. 419 00:16:37,081 --> 00:16:38,833 Is that my bathrobe? 420 00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:40,710 [teens giggling] 421 00:16:42,628 --> 00:16:43,963 [Wayne] What’s up with this? 422 00:16:44,881 --> 00:16:46,215 Never seen you here this early. 423 00:16:48,718 --> 00:16:50,428 Huh. Uh-oh. 424 00:16:50,511 --> 00:16:51,971 Trouble in paradise? 425 00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,765 No, no, it's all good. 426 00:16:53,848 --> 00:16:54,932 You know, the kids are good. 427 00:16:55,683 --> 00:16:57,560 Maisy's good, but... 428 00:16:59,562 --> 00:17:01,272 You ever wish you could stop time? 429 00:17:02,190 --> 00:17:04,025 It’s not a wish, bud, sunk a boatload 430 00:17:04,108 --> 00:17:05,401 into some time machine startups. 431 00:17:05,485 --> 00:17:06,694 Just waitin’ to cash in. 432 00:17:07,862 --> 00:17:11,741 It’s like... when did our bodies stop playing fair? 433 00:17:13,409 --> 00:17:15,495 Dude, we’re as young as we feel. 434 00:17:16,746 --> 00:17:18,581 Hey, take your last season. 435 00:17:19,916 --> 00:17:21,083 You weren't scoring. 436 00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:22,627 They cut your ice time. 437 00:17:23,878 --> 00:17:25,338 But did you leave the party? 438 00:17:25,421 --> 00:17:26,839 Uh-uh. Yeah. 439 00:17:26,923 --> 00:17:28,466 You handled that noise. 440 00:17:28,549 --> 00:17:30,927 That is why you are Vic-The-Stick. 441 00:17:31,010 --> 00:17:32,553 Yup. 442 00:17:32,637 --> 00:17:35,515 Hey! Who gives a fuck what people say, anyway? 443 00:17:35,598 --> 00:17:36,682 Most of us. 444 00:17:37,308 --> 00:17:38,643 -[grumbling] -[Maisy] Oh no, 445 00:17:38,726 --> 00:17:40,645 you are not pooping on my dock. 446 00:17:40,728 --> 00:17:42,104 Get your ass in the Lake. 447 00:17:42,188 --> 00:17:43,731 No, I'm a home pooper. 448 00:17:43,815 --> 00:17:46,192 And there's this tiny Amazonian catfish 449 00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:48,152 that can lodge itself in your urethra. 450 00:17:48,236 --> 00:17:49,946 You come to my house 451 00:17:50,029 --> 00:17:51,697 and you try to extort my cottage. 452 00:17:51,781 --> 00:17:54,283 You throw my triple glazed French mug into the water 453 00:17:54,367 --> 00:17:55,868 and yet you're the victim. 454 00:17:55,952 --> 00:17:57,411 Justin is always the victim. 455 00:17:57,495 --> 00:17:59,580 You knew I was lactose intolerant! 456 00:17:59,664 --> 00:18:01,165 “Oh, I'm gay, 457 00:18:01,249 --> 00:18:03,334 I gave up my baby, I can't do dairy." 458 00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:05,211 Everybody feel sorry for Justin. 459 00:18:05,294 --> 00:18:06,504 You know what? 460 00:18:06,587 --> 00:18:07,713 Justin never does the work. 461 00:18:07,797 --> 00:18:09,382 Like you did? 462 00:18:09,465 --> 00:18:11,676 Sucking up to a racist homophobe like my dad? 463 00:18:11,759 --> 00:18:13,344 And who cured him of that? 464 00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:14,637 -Me! -Yes, 465 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,472 a cis straight white woman 466 00:18:16,556 --> 00:18:18,599 who's never been affected by any of that in her life. 467 00:18:18,683 --> 00:18:20,476 And I did it before I turned 30. 468 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:22,061 -[groans] -You know what? 469 00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:24,105 I was really hoping that when I saw you 470 00:18:24,188 --> 00:18:25,898 at the boathouse barbecue, 471 00:18:25,982 --> 00:18:27,358 things would be different between us. 472 00:18:27,441 --> 00:18:29,277 All I ever wanted was a big sister. 473 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,571 And all I ever wanted was to not come second 474 00:18:31,654 --> 00:18:33,114 to a talking mudslide. 475 00:18:33,197 --> 00:18:34,866 [Justin] Oh, I’ll show you a mudslide! 476 00:18:35,616 --> 00:18:37,410 What? No, no, no! That-- 477 00:18:37,493 --> 00:18:39,662 Don't you dare. Don't pull your pants down. 478 00:18:39,745 --> 00:18:41,289 [growls] 479 00:18:41,372 --> 00:18:42,790 That was hand woven in Marseille. 480 00:18:42,874 --> 00:18:44,041 [Justin grunts] 481 00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:45,459 Oh! 482 00:18:46,794 --> 00:18:48,087 The vibes are weird. 483 00:18:48,921 --> 00:18:50,548 Something's wrong. 484 00:18:50,631 --> 00:18:52,133 [Killian] Who invited the kids to Quadchella? 485 00:18:52,216 --> 00:18:54,093 Oh no. They aged backwards. 486 00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:56,470 It's the only logical explanation. 487 00:18:56,554 --> 00:18:58,556 [gasps] See, the triplets. 488 00:18:58,639 --> 00:19:00,224 That is what happens 489 00:19:00,308 --> 00:19:01,392 when you appropriate fairy culture. 490 00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:04,186 Oh no... it's Olive. 491 00:19:05,563 --> 00:19:06,731 And Lil Wayne. 492 00:19:06,814 --> 00:19:08,524 [grunts] 493 00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:11,777 We have to re-bigulate them. 494 00:19:16,616 --> 00:19:19,368 How do we turn you back, Lil Wayne? 495 00:19:19,452 --> 00:19:20,578 Water! 496 00:19:20,661 --> 00:19:21,913 That's it. Remember? 497 00:19:21,996 --> 00:19:23,080 Wayne told us. 498 00:19:23,164 --> 00:19:24,790 Water’s the answer. 499 00:19:24,874 --> 00:19:26,459 It's always the answer. 500 00:19:28,169 --> 00:19:30,254 We need to hose 'em down. 501 00:19:30,338 --> 00:19:31,756 We gotta make it fun. They’re just kids. 502 00:19:31,839 --> 00:19:33,007 Water balloons. 503 00:19:35,885 --> 00:19:37,386 [gasps] 504 00:19:37,470 --> 00:19:38,930 This is the sacrifice we have to make. 505 00:19:39,013 --> 00:19:41,682 ♪ 506 00:19:43,935 --> 00:19:46,979 So... question pour Victor... 507 00:19:47,855 --> 00:19:51,108 What do you and Maisers do when you hit a hump-slump? 508 00:19:51,192 --> 00:19:52,610 Juice cleanse, usually. 509 00:19:56,614 --> 00:19:57,865 So... 510 00:19:58,991 --> 00:20:00,117 the other day... 511 00:20:00,910 --> 00:20:02,453 Jayney wants to play a new game 512 00:20:03,204 --> 00:20:05,498 and I'm like “I'm here for it babe. 513 00:20:05,581 --> 00:20:06,916 -What do you got?” -Yeah. 514 00:20:06,999 --> 00:20:08,376 -So she ties me up. -Yeah. 515 00:20:08,459 --> 00:20:10,294 -Gags me. -Nice. 516 00:20:10,378 --> 00:20:11,629 -Then she leaves. -Sweet. 517 00:20:11,712 --> 00:20:13,339 Yeah, for, like, four hours. 518 00:20:13,422 --> 00:20:15,132 -Not so sweet. -Yeah, she went to run errands. 519 00:20:15,216 --> 00:20:17,760 Like, look, I know I have to be supportive 520 00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:20,012 but I honestly did not like that game. 521 00:20:22,431 --> 00:20:23,849 I don't think it was a game, Wayner. 522 00:20:24,642 --> 00:20:25,935 I think she wanted some me-time. 523 00:20:26,686 --> 00:20:28,354 Me-time? [burp] 524 00:20:28,437 --> 00:20:29,605 No way. 525 00:20:31,357 --> 00:20:33,025 My girl doesn't want to party with me. 526 00:20:33,109 --> 00:20:34,860 My girls don't party with me! 527 00:20:34,944 --> 00:20:36,153 I'm still the party. 528 00:20:36,988 --> 00:20:38,072 Nothing's changed. 529 00:20:41,117 --> 00:20:42,952 You spilled some... 530 00:20:45,162 --> 00:20:46,497 Thanks for the advice, Wayner. 531 00:20:47,081 --> 00:20:49,959 [blows raspberry] Dude, I'm full of great advice... 532 00:20:50,626 --> 00:20:51,877 but does anyone listen to me? 533 00:20:51,961 --> 00:20:54,547 -Shit. No. -I can't hear you. 534 00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:57,049 [Wayne] If you see Jayney, would you tell her to call me? 535 00:20:57,133 --> 00:21:01,137 [kids giggling & shrieking] 536 00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:05,224 ♪ 537 00:21:07,018 --> 00:21:08,102 We did it. 538 00:21:09,270 --> 00:21:10,688 They’re all wet. 539 00:21:10,771 --> 00:21:12,440 They should re-bigulate any minute. 540 00:21:13,274 --> 00:21:14,608 Yeah. 541 00:21:16,902 --> 00:21:18,154 What the-- 542 00:21:19,989 --> 00:21:21,198 Killian. 543 00:21:22,950 --> 00:21:24,035 See? 544 00:21:24,118 --> 00:21:25,911 We had to re-bigulate them. 545 00:21:25,995 --> 00:21:27,621 Quadchella is two doors up. 546 00:21:30,624 --> 00:21:31,876 Yes, ma’am. 547 00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:34,336 -[giggling] -Sorry ma'am. 548 00:21:34,420 --> 00:21:36,130 What the fuck? 549 00:21:36,213 --> 00:21:38,799 [intense music] 550 00:21:42,595 --> 00:21:43,679 [grunts] Oh. 551 00:21:45,097 --> 00:21:46,182 Oh, God. 552 00:21:48,225 --> 00:21:49,393 -Hey, Dad? -Hey, son. 553 00:21:50,144 --> 00:21:51,729 Got a minute? 554 00:21:51,812 --> 00:21:53,564 If this is about the talent show postmortem, 555 00:21:53,647 --> 00:21:54,899 I'm still not ready. 556 00:21:55,649 --> 00:21:57,359 No, that's not why I'm here. 557 00:22:02,156 --> 00:22:03,199 Oh! 558 00:22:04,158 --> 00:22:05,284 [exhales] 559 00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:08,788 Look, I know your body is going through some changes... 560 00:22:09,663 --> 00:22:11,082 but I just want to let you know 561 00:22:11,165 --> 00:22:13,042 that manopause is perfectly normal. 562 00:22:14,418 --> 00:22:15,836 [quietly] Manopause? 563 00:22:16,754 --> 00:22:17,797 They’re one size up. 564 00:22:18,589 --> 00:22:20,007 I'm good. 565 00:22:20,091 --> 00:22:21,425 You know, back on the intermittent fasting. 566 00:22:21,509 --> 00:22:22,802 -I’m feeling great-- -Stop. 567 00:22:22,885 --> 00:22:24,428 You are not some sad has-been 568 00:22:24,512 --> 00:22:26,180 clinging to their golden age. 569 00:22:26,263 --> 00:22:27,556 Now, embrace the curves. 570 00:22:39,568 --> 00:22:41,028 Oh... 571 00:22:42,488 --> 00:22:44,323 Hm... 572 00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:45,533 Hmph. 573 00:22:45,616 --> 00:22:47,201 Oh. 574 00:22:48,327 --> 00:22:49,787 So how do you feel? 575 00:22:50,538 --> 00:22:51,622 They're okay. 576 00:22:52,373 --> 00:22:53,707 Yeah! 577 00:22:53,791 --> 00:22:56,043 I'm-- I'm okay. 578 00:22:57,461 --> 00:23:00,840 That's it. Work it, Daddy. Work! 579 00:23:00,923 --> 00:23:02,258 -Yeah! -Yeah. 580 00:23:02,341 --> 00:23:04,135 Yeah, I feel good. Thanks, coach. 581 00:23:04,218 --> 00:23:06,554 Oh, I'm gonna queue up a Brené Brown playlist. 582 00:23:06,637 --> 00:23:08,264 We shouldn't have made you go cold turkey. 583 00:23:09,014 --> 00:23:10,724 Thank you, son! 584 00:23:10,808 --> 00:23:12,810 I'm gonna make you proud. I'm gonna be a new man. 585 00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:16,313 Yes! 586 00:23:18,399 --> 00:23:20,067 This was a limited run. 587 00:23:20,151 --> 00:23:21,986 You always ruin everything! 588 00:23:22,069 --> 00:23:24,530 You always ruin everything. You ruined my family! 589 00:23:24,613 --> 00:23:25,990 You ruined my cottage, 590 00:23:26,073 --> 00:23:27,867 you ruined my childhood innocence! 591 00:23:27,950 --> 00:23:29,618 God, would you get over that? We were kids. 592 00:23:29,702 --> 00:23:30,995 You tricked me 593 00:23:31,078 --> 00:23:32,997 into finding our parents 69-ing. 594 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:34,540 We were playing Sardines. 595 00:23:34,623 --> 00:23:36,792 You told me where to look! 596 00:23:36,876 --> 00:23:38,210 Oh, grow up. 597 00:23:38,294 --> 00:23:39,503 They had been fucking for years. 598 00:23:39,587 --> 00:23:41,005 I was doing you a favour. 599 00:23:41,088 --> 00:23:42,339 You were doing me trauma. 600 00:23:42,423 --> 00:23:43,841 I was eight years old. 601 00:23:43,924 --> 00:23:45,426 I didn’t know that my dad was... 602 00:23:45,509 --> 00:23:48,262 -having an affair. -The entire Lake knew! 603 00:23:48,345 --> 00:23:49,763 What did you think, that my mom 604 00:23:49,847 --> 00:23:51,891 was some work friend who was staying 605 00:23:51,974 --> 00:23:53,267 -at your cottage for a week? -Yes! 606 00:23:53,350 --> 00:23:54,643 Because I was eight, Maisy. 607 00:23:54,727 --> 00:23:56,187 Not Dorothy Fucking Parker! 608 00:23:56,270 --> 00:23:59,064 Oh, you could never accept reality. 609 00:23:59,148 --> 00:24:00,900 You still live in a fucking fantasy world! 610 00:24:00,983 --> 00:24:03,152 I always have to have my shit on lock 611 00:24:03,235 --> 00:24:04,945 but you get to be an endless shit show. 612 00:24:05,029 --> 00:24:07,406 Maybe that's why you're such a constipated shrew! 613 00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:08,532 Oh! 614 00:24:08,616 --> 00:24:10,034 You know what? 615 00:24:10,117 --> 00:24:11,744 I don't care what your dad wanted. 616 00:24:11,827 --> 00:24:13,287 I don't even care what that document says. 617 00:24:13,370 --> 00:24:14,914 The cottage is mine. 618 00:24:14,997 --> 00:24:17,499 It belongs to my kids and I will eat shit 619 00:24:17,583 --> 00:24:19,335 before you and Billie take it from me. 620 00:24:19,418 --> 00:24:21,378 I will come for you. 621 00:24:21,462 --> 00:24:23,547 I will come for your kids. 622 00:24:23,631 --> 00:24:24,924 And then... 623 00:24:28,177 --> 00:24:29,678 Are you taking a dramatic pause? 624 00:24:29,762 --> 00:24:31,222 I’m taking a dramatic shit. 625 00:24:31,931 --> 00:24:33,974 Oh! Oh, God! 626 00:24:35,392 --> 00:24:37,853 Lovejoy wins! 627 00:24:37,937 --> 00:24:39,647 We lost the condom 628 00:24:39,730 --> 00:24:42,483 but we saved the bathrobe. 629 00:24:42,566 --> 00:24:44,610 [♪ okayceci: "Love Bug"] 630 00:24:44,693 --> 00:24:46,528 So soft. 631 00:24:46,612 --> 00:24:47,696 I know. 632 00:24:48,781 --> 00:24:50,532 Saved something... 633 00:24:51,450 --> 00:24:53,661 ♪ On this drive ♪ 634 00:24:54,495 --> 00:24:57,248 -[Killian chuckles] -[Billie giggles] 635 00:24:57,331 --> 00:24:59,750 ♪ I just wanna know How you know ♪ 636 00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:01,168 ♪ That I love you so ♪ 637 00:25:01,252 --> 00:25:02,878 ♪ Tell me what you want ♪ 638 00:25:02,962 --> 00:25:04,797 [Bille giggling] 639 00:25:05,214 --> 00:25:09,593 ♪ If you wanna We could get... ♪ 640 00:25:09,677 --> 00:25:10,844 Is this okay? 641 00:25:11,804 --> 00:25:14,098 -Yes. -You sure you want to? Yeah? 642 00:25:14,181 --> 00:25:15,975 ♪ And if you wanna we could get crazy ♪ 643 00:25:16,058 --> 00:25:17,851 ♪ And maybe ♪ 644 00:25:17,935 --> 00:25:20,854 ♪ Drivin' in your car Goin' pretty far ♪ 645 00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:23,440 Because I'm Justin and you’re Maisy. 646 00:25:24,483 --> 00:25:26,068 It all makes sense now. 647 00:25:26,151 --> 00:25:27,611 Justin and your mom never got re-bigulated 648 00:25:27,695 --> 00:25:29,113 so they are stuck in the past 649 00:25:29,196 --> 00:25:30,698 but we can unstuck them. 650 00:25:32,283 --> 00:25:34,034 By having sex? 651 00:25:34,118 --> 00:25:37,037 See, it's all because your mom stole our cottage. 652 00:25:37,121 --> 00:25:38,747 -Wait, your cottage? -Yes, 653 00:25:38,831 --> 00:25:40,332 it's in grandpa's will. 654 00:25:40,416 --> 00:25:41,959 That's why Justin and me have been trying 655 00:25:42,042 --> 00:25:43,544 to steal it back. 656 00:25:43,627 --> 00:25:45,129 -I'm an idiot! -You've been trying 657 00:25:45,212 --> 00:25:47,047 -to steal our cottage? -What? No, not me. 658 00:25:47,131 --> 00:25:49,633 Well... [chuckles] sort of. But only to help you. 659 00:25:50,718 --> 00:25:51,802 I need to sit down. 660 00:25:52,511 --> 00:25:53,971 I am sitting down. 661 00:25:54,054 --> 00:25:55,639 You know, I wasn't even on board at first 662 00:25:55,723 --> 00:25:57,516 but your mom is kind of a bitch. 663 00:25:57,599 --> 00:25:59,351 She can be a bit harsh, but she’s-- 664 00:25:59,435 --> 00:26:00,894 Oh, my God, Killian! Don't you see? 665 00:26:00,978 --> 00:26:02,438 If we have sex, 666 00:26:02,521 --> 00:26:04,440 we re-bigulate our family’s past, 667 00:26:04,523 --> 00:26:06,025 we bring our parents back together. 668 00:26:06,859 --> 00:26:08,610 This is what our grandpa would want 669 00:26:08,694 --> 00:26:09,778 if he were here, today. 670 00:26:10,696 --> 00:26:13,240 Grandpa Derrick wants us to have sex to save the family? 671 00:26:14,199 --> 00:26:15,284 Exactly. 672 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:17,453 We have to fuck for grandpa. 673 00:26:19,371 --> 00:26:20,664 Whoa. Stop! 674 00:26:20,748 --> 00:26:21,957 What’s wrong? 675 00:26:22,041 --> 00:26:23,625 You tried to steal my cottage 676 00:26:23,709 --> 00:26:24,752 and you lied to me. 677 00:26:27,171 --> 00:26:28,881 I'm not feeling this anymore. 678 00:26:32,384 --> 00:26:33,635 [groans] 679 00:26:37,389 --> 00:26:39,141 [Justin] I feel better now that I got that out. 680 00:26:39,975 --> 00:26:41,352 [Maisy] The memory or the turd? 681 00:26:44,855 --> 00:26:46,398 Maisy, how do we fix this? 682 00:26:46,482 --> 00:26:49,151 We can't, unless we both get what we want. 683 00:26:49,943 --> 00:26:51,403 Hemsworth threesome? 684 00:26:52,029 --> 00:26:53,572 Oh... 685 00:26:54,782 --> 00:26:56,283 It's not our fault. 686 00:26:56,367 --> 00:26:57,785 We never wanted to be brother and sister. 687 00:26:59,411 --> 00:27:00,704 I guess we can get a lawyer. 688 00:27:01,872 --> 00:27:02,956 Or... 689 00:27:03,749 --> 00:27:05,167 We could solve it like adults. 690 00:27:09,505 --> 00:27:11,131 Sacred blood oath? 691 00:27:11,215 --> 00:27:13,759 -Trial by tilt? -Next weekend, Tiltapalooza. 692 00:27:13,842 --> 00:27:15,094 If I win... 693 00:27:15,177 --> 00:27:16,512 you buy me out... 694 00:27:16,595 --> 00:27:18,722 and I take my name off the trust. 695 00:27:18,806 --> 00:27:20,224 And if I win, you take your name 696 00:27:20,307 --> 00:27:21,642 off the trust and you walk away. 697 00:27:31,151 --> 00:27:32,444 [bang] 698 00:27:33,487 --> 00:27:34,696 -[cheering] -Quadchella-works. 699 00:27:34,780 --> 00:27:36,698 [♪ NADUH: "Currency"] 700 00:27:36,782 --> 00:27:39,368 ♪ Like wine, I age better Like a fine cheddar ♪ 701 00:27:39,451 --> 00:27:42,121 ♪ Know that I’m the shit But that shit took forever ♪ 702 00:27:42,204 --> 00:27:45,040 ♪ Now I’m settling But settling won’t ♪ 703 00:27:45,124 --> 00:27:47,584 ♪ Pass that batshit For a sedative ♪ 704 00:27:47,668 --> 00:27:50,963 ♪ No you didn’t just slip Your mom on the phone ♪ 705 00:27:53,215 --> 00:27:56,969 ♪ If I hear his name, trust You’ll be sleeping alone... ♪ 706 00:27:57,052 --> 00:27:59,054 Oh, my God. 707 00:27:59,138 --> 00:28:00,472 [gently] Hey, Miss Carter. 708 00:28:00,556 --> 00:28:01,974 It’s Knowles Carter. 709 00:28:02,891 --> 00:28:04,268 Jay-Z was lucky she gave him that. 710 00:28:04,351 --> 00:28:08,355 ♪ 711 00:28:09,815 --> 00:28:11,066 Is my bedroom free? 712 00:28:12,067 --> 00:28:13,861 Yeah. Sorry. 713 00:28:15,279 --> 00:28:17,364 It got kind of messy with Killian. 714 00:28:17,448 --> 00:28:20,033 I'm a squirtter, too. I'll change the sheets. 715 00:28:20,117 --> 00:28:21,368 What? No. 716 00:28:21,452 --> 00:28:22,536 Not like that. 717 00:28:23,287 --> 00:28:24,705 It's-- 718 00:28:25,789 --> 00:28:28,000 -it's over. -Aw. 719 00:28:29,334 --> 00:28:30,419 We’re over. 720 00:28:32,671 --> 00:28:34,465 Cottage parties are all drama... 721 00:28:35,466 --> 00:28:37,217 but it all works out in the morning. 722 00:28:40,679 --> 00:28:42,848 But it's probably for the best. 723 00:28:42,931 --> 00:28:45,642 No one should marry their first crush at the Lake. 724 00:28:47,895 --> 00:28:48,937 No one. 725 00:28:52,941 --> 00:28:54,234 How’d the viewings go? 726 00:28:57,070 --> 00:28:58,697 Most ran out screaming... 727 00:28:59,907 --> 00:29:01,992 but it was good to be back in the saddle. 728 00:29:05,162 --> 00:29:06,455 It sounds crazy... 729 00:29:08,248 --> 00:29:09,833 but the houses speak to me. 730 00:29:13,295 --> 00:29:14,588 They tell me who they want. 731 00:29:15,464 --> 00:29:17,049 How much to go above asking. 732 00:29:22,304 --> 00:29:23,597 Do you hear? 733 00:29:25,057 --> 00:29:26,558 They're talking to me right now. 734 00:29:28,268 --> 00:29:31,813 [wheezing] 735 00:29:35,234 --> 00:29:36,568 Oh, um-- 736 00:29:36,652 --> 00:29:39,363 [wheezing & laughing] 737 00:29:40,364 --> 00:29:41,490 [chuckles] 738 00:29:42,699 --> 00:29:43,825 [fireworks exploding and whistling] 739 00:29:43,909 --> 00:29:47,913 [moving piano instrumental] 740 00:29:47,996 --> 00:29:55,003 ♪ 741 00:29:55,087 --> 00:29:57,089 ♪ 742 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:05,264 Sorry about your bag. 743 00:30:05,889 --> 00:30:07,224 It was really pretty. 744 00:30:08,267 --> 00:30:10,018 Meh. I got it at Target. 745 00:30:12,271 --> 00:30:14,022 Man, you really are the worst. 746 00:30:14,106 --> 00:30:15,399 [♪ Nylo: "Life Is A Highway" ♪ 747 00:30:15,482 --> 00:30:17,276 ♪ Life is a highway ♪ 748 00:30:17,359 --> 00:30:20,696 ♪ I wanna ride it All night long ♪ 749 00:30:22,864 --> 00:30:25,200 ♪ If you're going my way ♪ 750 00:30:25,284 --> 00:30:29,079 ♪ I wanna drive it All night long ♪ 751 00:30:36,003 --> 00:30:38,380 ♪ Through all these cities And all these towns ♪ 752 00:30:38,463 --> 00:30:40,549 ♪ It's in my blood And it's all around ♪ 753 00:30:40,632 --> 00:30:42,718 ♪ I love you now Like I loved you then ♪ 754 00:30:42,801 --> 00:30:44,928 ♪ This is the road And these are the hands ♪ 755 00:30:45,012 --> 00:30:46,972 ♪ From Mozambique To Memphis nights ♪ 756 00:30:47,055 --> 00:30:49,057 ♪ The Khyber Pass To Vancouver's lights ♪ 757 00:30:49,141 --> 00:30:51,351 ♪ Knock me down And back up again ♪ 758 00:30:51,435 --> 00:30:53,604 ♪ You're in my blood ♪ 759 00:30:53,687 --> 00:30:55,856 ♪ There's no load I can't hold ♪ 760 00:30:55,939 --> 00:30:58,066 ♪ A road so rough This I know ♪ 761 00:30:58,150 --> 00:31:00,068 ♪ I'll be there When the light comes in ♪ 762 00:31:00,152 --> 00:31:02,362 ♪ Tell them We're survivors ♪ 763 00:31:02,446 --> 00:31:04,615 ♪ Life is a highway ♪ 764 00:31:04,698 --> 00:31:08,619 ♪ I wanna ride it All night long ♪ 765 00:31:10,662 --> 00:31:13,123 ♪ If you're going my way ♪ 766 00:31:13,206 --> 00:31:14,583 [music fades]