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- You've reached
Crutches Lupinsky,
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which means you ain't got
another bookie
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who will still take
your calls, you degenerate.
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Hey, it's your paycheck,
pally.
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But don't forget to take
your kiddies to the circus
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every once in a while, huh?
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Don't put that
on my conscience.
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I'm still taking action
on the Kid Lazarus fight
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at four-to-three for the Kid.
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Barnstormers game
is of the board
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on account of Hobgood's
injury and Munson's,
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uh, incarceration?
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Whatever you wanna call
going to Arkham Asylum
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semi-voluntarily.
I don't know.
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Gentlemen, place your bets.
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- Hey, Crutches, gimme
a nickel on Gaslamps
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to sweep the double-header.
I smell a pennant, baby.
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Go Gaslamps!
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- Crutches!
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I got two bills says
Cast Iron Callahan
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doesn't get through
five today.
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The man was a bum even
before his wife got kidnapped
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and I ain't got
the patience for it.
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- Hey, what's the money line
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in Central City?
Yeah? Okay.
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Hey, Crutches, put three bills
on the Demons for me.
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And hey, listen, guy I know
knows a guy who said
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word on the street says
Catwoman is in some
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really hot water--like
$9 million worth of hot water.
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Heh, do cats like water?
I forget.
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So listen,
you taking any action here?
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I got a dime that says
the Blind Mice Gang are gonna
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be the ones to bag the Cat.
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- Crutches, my man!
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I'll take the streak before
the 5th inning--two Gs.
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And hey, I hear you're taking
Catwoman action.
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Boy, it's a crowded field.
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I like
the Sycamore Street Syndicate.
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They really want it, but give
me 500 on the Soup Bone Gang.
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It's a long shot,
so to sweeten the deal,
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I'll take two-to-one odds.
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- Hey, Crutches,
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your hear about
this Catwoman thing?
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I tell you what.
Put my whole bankroll
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on Boxer Chow
and the Dockyard Dogs.
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They got a honey of a score
to settle with Miss Whiskers.
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- Crutches, I got five Gs
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says the kitty on Catwoman
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is going to Boxer Chow
and the Dockyard Dogs.
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- Crutches, we're talking
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Catwoman down here,
and I'm hearing nothing
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but Dockyard Dogs.
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- Crutches, what do you got
for Dockyard Dogs?
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- Dockyard Dogs lookin' like
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an easy favorite, Crutches.
But that ain't all.
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A lot of hubbub down at Boxer
Chow's joint since early.
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My money is smart money,
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and smart money says
the Cat gets fixed tonight.
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Gotham, a cozy den
for wolves that never sleep.
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Join us now for another tale
of life and death
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in Gotham City--March 5th.
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With impeccably inconvenient
timing, Batman has learned
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he must intervene quickly
to prevent Two-Face
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from undergoing treatment
with a dangerous, failed
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pharmaceutical experiment
called JoyCure.
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What he does not yet know
is that the administrator
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of this dubious care
is none other than
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the depraved drug lord
known as the Scarecrow.
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While Batman redirects his
attention to the rescue
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of his tragic former friend,
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the animals of the city prowl
unsupervised streets.
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of urban nowhere,
in the depths
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of Gotham's benighted
Park Row,
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the frantic footfalls
of a furious pursuit.
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- Ah!
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Thundering down
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a squalid alley,
a snarling riot
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of swinging jowls
and flinging spittle,
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a half dozen prize-winning
bull mastiffs
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relentlessly run down a
notorious neighborhood stray.
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Good doggies.
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Come on.
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I just gave
to the humane society.
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You're making me feel like
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an all-day sucker.
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All together,
it's 700 pounds
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of imminent canine aggression.
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But the four-legged dogs
closing in
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so quickly behind her
are only a portion
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of Catwoman's distress
this evening.
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There's also
the two-legged variety--
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a pair of gang boss
Boxer Chow's Dockyard Dogs,
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swinging sawed-off pool cues
and lustily barking orders
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- to their frenzied pets.
- Go get the cat, Ripper.
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Where is the Cat, Fang?
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- We got you now, Catwoman.
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- I bet you'll wish you never
crossed Boxer Chow.
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of a chewing gum
advertisement,
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- Catwoman stumbles.
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She's a goner.
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Indeed.
One way or another,
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the chase ends now.
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With a pack of hounds
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closing the distance,
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Catwoman heaves up
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a manhole cover.
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- Nice try.
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You think them dogs won't
follow you into the sewers?
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- Into the sewers?
Yeah, not in these stockings.
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I just need something
heavy enough
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to go through the display case
of Fenton's Butcher Shop.
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Huh?
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And the overstuffed
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butcher shop display case
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disgorges meats
of every description.
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A carnal cascade
of cutlets, chops, and filets
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amass in a well-marbled mound
on the sidewalk below.
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- Uh-oh.
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The Dockyard Dogs
watch with growing dread
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as their leverage
over the situation
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gorges blissfully
on the sudden smorgasbord.
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- Now then,
as for you little pups,
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I don't wanna be
the kind of person
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who has a hard day at work
and then comes home
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and kicks the dogs.
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So take what's coming to you
like bad doggies,
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and I promise not to
use my boots.
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- Oh, crap.
- Well put.
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- Run for it, Bingo!
- You said it, Pongo.
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Ugh, no.
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I'm just not doing
any more running.
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You ask too much.
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Catwoman's
rawhide lashes forth
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and catches one of
the fleeing Dogs by the ankle.
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- Please, Catwoman, it's
a whopper of a payday on ya.
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Who wouldn't be tempted?
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- Just business, right?
- Just business.
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So how's about
you go easy on me?
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- Way ahead of you.
I plan to leave you
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just barely capable
of limping home
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to tell your boss
what happened.
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That price on my head?
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Boxer Chow can't afford it.
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- Hey, hey!
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A mercifully
short thrashing later,
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the chastened cur
is running home
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with his tail
between his legs.
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- Tell that lousy mutt
to keep his distance.
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I'm sick of scratching
his fleas.
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But from the look
of the car barreling
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down the street at her,
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- Catwoman's night is not over.
- Come on.
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Still winded from
the long chase,
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she has little time to react
before the brown sedan
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screeches suddenly to a halt.
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- Get in.
- Vicki Vale, "Gotham Gazette"?
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What are you doing
this far downtown, Ms. Uptown?
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- Looking for you
and helping to find you
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before Boxer Chow did.
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Better late than never.
So get in.
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- I didn't call a cab.
- Look around, Catwoman.
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The Dogs chased you deep into
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Seventh Street Savages
territory.
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You really feel like walking?
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Lord Harpoon will appreciate
your availability.
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- I don't love being seen
in this car.
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- You better hope
you're not seen.
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I better hope you're not seen.
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I don't think my press card
will spare me
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from the kind of trouble
you're in, Catwoman.
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- Trouble?
What trouble?
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- Boxer Chow, Lord Harpoon,
Rat King Cole,
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Maximillian Monkeyshines--
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oh, and the entire
Thorn Cartel.
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I know I'm leaving a lot out,
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but those are at the top
of the leaderboard
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according to the odds
being run by Crutches Lupinsky.
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- Crutches is taking bets
on my murder?
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That is a pretty good racket.
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Go Crutches.
What's the vig?
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- Catwoman,
you're in serious trouble.
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Your business model
was always unsustainable,
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chiseling away at
the underworld bit by bit.
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Well, this is the cave-in. -
Okay.
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- Now, every last chump
you rolled is united
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in a competitive effort
to see you suffer.
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- Well, when you put it
that way, sure.
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- But you're a wordsmith.
- So what are you gonna do?
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The way I see it,
you have one option,
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and that's to leave town, lay
low.
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Now, I've got a girlfriend
with one of those gorgeous,
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ultra-modern
Metropolis penthouses.
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Metropolis?
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- With a roof garden and
the atomic appliances
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and a private air taxi dock.
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- You could stay until--
- Never.
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Could you imagine me
in Metropolis?
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That place is lousy with--
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- what do you call it?
- Decency?
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- That or something
that smells like it.
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No, I'm on a short leash,
I'm afraid.
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And it doesn't go beyond
the Gotham City limits.
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Cats shouldn't be on leashes.
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So what can you do?
Where can you hide?
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- Oh, I'm not going to hide.
I'll manage.
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And if I can't,
I'll get protection.
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- From who?
You got one friend,
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and I can't protect my morning
newspaper from being swiped--
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- From the Santa Priscans.
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No. No way.
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The Santa Priscan
drug cartels--
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are you insane?
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Crime isn't just a living
in Santa Prisca, Catwoman.
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It's a religion.
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It's the way to salvation
for a cult of fanatics.
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Their foot soldiers are
chemically enhanced monsters.
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The only sole mercy
we have in this hell hole
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is the fact that
the Santa Priscans
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have never set up shop
in Gotham City.
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- Oh, drive.
You made your point.
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The very last thing
this town needs
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is more sharks in the tank.
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So when every crook
in town is after you,
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I guess there's
just one person to turn to.
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- Thank goodness--
you're calling Batman.
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- Ha.
He'd love that.
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No.
When every crook is after you,
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you throw yourself
on the mercy of the king crook,
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the crook the other crooks
are afraid of.
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In Gotham City, like it or not,
that's the Penguin.
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Oswald Cobblepot
seems an unlikely candidate
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for humane feline rescue.
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What will be his price?
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The answer in a future tale
of life and death
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in Gotham City.
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- Wayne Foundation hosting
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the International
Children's G--
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- Haly's Circus.
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Step right up
for the grand reopen--
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Fleishacker belts one deep,
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but blowing foul, so--
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Come to passion.
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Come to Paradise.
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Come to the beautiful island
of Santa Prisca.
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From the pristine white sands
of Drowning Dog Beach
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to the sparkling shores
of Severed Thumb Bay
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to the precipitous cliffs
of Backstabber Falls,
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Santa Prisca is calling to--
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that collects what winding
threads are spun from panic.
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Join us now for another tale
of life and death
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in Gotham City.
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This landscape is pitted
and scarred
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from years of open warfare.
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As far as the eye can see,
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the scorched destruction
of a bitter stalemate.
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This is the inside
of a man's mind,
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a dwelling built
for a single occupant
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that nevertheless houses two.
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But tonight, for once,
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these unbearably tight
confines
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don't echo
with the clashes of conflict.
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Tonight, after a generous dose
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of a dubious decoction
known as JoyCure,
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an altogether new sound
is heard
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in the shockingly peaceful
precincts
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of the mind of the man
known as Two-Face.
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Hey. Hey, pretty boy.
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Oh, what?
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Is--is something wrong?
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- No, that--
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that screwy sound.
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- Do you--
- Yes.
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Clear as ringing crystal.
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Oh, good.
278
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Was worried we lost track
of the whole bag of marbles.
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- No, that--
that's not what's happening.
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Doctor Crane?
Are you still there?
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Yes. I'm right here, Harvey.
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You can leave your blindfold
on until I tell you
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to you remove it, please.
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Something's happening.
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What--what is that sound
we're hearing?
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Never heard it before.
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Of course you haven't.
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That's harmony, Two-Face.
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You've never known
a moment of it
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in your entire
tortured existence until now.
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- Harm...
- Ony?
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- It's when two voices
become one.
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- Where is it?
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It's all of you, Harvey.
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It's--it's--
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I don't know how ya say it.
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- It's...
- Empyrean.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Thanks, college boy.
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- Didn't I tell you
it would be?
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The JoyCure has brought peace
at last
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to your long inner conflict.
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You simply must trust me.
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Remember, we talked about trust
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when you agreed to put
that blindfold on for me?
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You--you said to cooperate.
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We cooperated.
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Yes, Harvey.
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Cooperation, that's exactly
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what today's lesson
is all about.
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And you have cooperated
with everything I have asked
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of you, ever since I gave you
your first dose of JoyCure.
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But cooperating
with me is easy.
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I want you to cooperate
with you.
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We don't follow you, doc.
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- We have oh so many ways
we wage war
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within ourselves every day.
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You're just
an unusually extreme case.
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It's the influence of fear.
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When what we know is false
coincides with
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what we fear is true,
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that's a conflict
and there are casualties.
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Fear? Sure. That figures.
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For example, you told me
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that you have a horror
of high places.
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- Is that right?
- Heights?
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We hate 'em.
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Severe ac--uh,
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acrophobia, yes, yes.
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Acrophobia.
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An irrational fear of heights,
they say.
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Don't they?
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Well, Harvey,
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I am going to take off
your blindfold now,
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and then I'd like you
to tell me
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how irrational you believe
your fear of high places to be.
337
00:12:58,654 --> 00:13:00,522
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the mismatched eyes
of Two-Face suddenly behold
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the vertiginous view
from a narrow ledge
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outside the window
of a towering skyscraper.
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Two-Face teeters unsteadily,
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blinking in disbelief.
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00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:15,037
- Yes, Harvey.
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00:13:15,137 --> 00:13:18,974
Quite a high place you find
yourself in, isn't it?
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00:13:19,041 --> 00:13:20,242
Tell me, how do you feel?
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- We--we feel--
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00:13:23,212 --> 00:13:25,080
we--wha...
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Wonderful.
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- Whoo, would
you get a load of that view?
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00:13:37,659 --> 00:13:38,760
Hey, doc.
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00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:41,430
Come on out here
and lamp this scene.
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00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:43,665
- Thank you.
I'll--I'll stay here inside,
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where it's safe.
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00:13:44,733 --> 00:13:46,435
You realize you are one step
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00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:49,004
and 100 feet
from the pavement below?
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00:13:49,071 --> 00:13:50,105
- Yep.
357
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:51,840
Your numbers check out, doc.
358
00:13:51,907 --> 00:13:53,709
- And your crippling fear
of heights?
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00:13:53,775 --> 00:13:55,110
I don't understand it.
360
00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:58,413
We--we've always hated
high places,
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but today...
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00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:03,018
Top of the world, Ma!
363
00:14:03,085 --> 00:14:04,786
- Bet you can see
the courthouse from here
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00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:09,124
if we stand on our tippy-toes.
365
00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:11,526
Oh, do be careful, Harvey.
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00:14:11,593 --> 00:14:14,129
Yep.
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00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:17,633
There she is. Magnificent.
368
00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:21,203
Doctor, there's no fear.
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00:14:21,270 --> 00:14:22,738
Is your drug doing this?
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00:14:22,804 --> 00:14:25,807
- Fear is a furnace
which must be fed.
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00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:30,145
What I have done is empty
your mental coal tinder.
372
00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:32,281
In fact,
you might even dance a jig
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on that narrow ledge
if I asked you to.
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00:14:34,816 --> 00:14:37,653
- Are you asking us
to dance, doctor?
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00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:40,255
- What luck!
We been takin' lessons.
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00:14:40,322 --> 00:14:42,658
The opening steps
of a tango rain down
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00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:45,594
upon the narrow ledge
at a delirious tempo.
378
00:14:45,661 --> 00:14:47,462
How's this for hoofin'?
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00:14:47,562 --> 00:14:49,064
Oh, my!
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00:14:49,131 --> 00:14:51,333
Now you really must be careful.
381
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:53,468
You ain't seen nothin' yet.
382
00:14:55,404 --> 00:14:57,506
Bravo! Bravissimo.
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00:14:57,606 --> 00:15:00,575
Not a hint of terror
in your eyes.
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00:15:00,642 --> 00:15:02,177
You see, Two-Face,
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00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:06,281
your two sides united
are a dauntless bulwark
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00:15:06,348 --> 00:15:08,016
to petty fears.
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00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:11,753
Why, you would walk
to the end of that flagpole
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00:15:11,820 --> 00:15:13,956
if I asked you to, I bet.
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00:15:14,022 --> 00:15:15,357
- The flagpole?
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00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:17,292
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00:15:17,359 --> 00:15:19,494
extends out into space
like the shaft
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00:15:19,594 --> 00:15:21,363
of a colossal wayward arrow
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00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:23,498
fired into the building's
upper stories.
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00:15:23,598 --> 00:15:25,834
- Yes,
I want you to show me
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00:15:25,934 --> 00:15:29,805
you can walk it like
a tightrope, like a plank.
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00:15:29,871 --> 00:15:31,540
Looks pretty narrow.
397
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:32,975
It's plenty wide enough.
398
00:15:33,041 --> 00:15:35,610
Why,
it's just a matter of balance.
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00:15:35,677 --> 00:15:37,946
I'm sure Two-Face
knows a thing or two
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00:15:38,013 --> 00:15:40,315
about the need for balance.
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00:15:40,382 --> 00:15:42,017
Walk to the very end.
402
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:44,619
- Sure, doc.
403
00:15:44,686 --> 00:15:46,221
Sounds good to us.
404
00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:52,828
How's this, doc?
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00:15:52,894 --> 00:15:54,329
Ta-da.
406
00:15:54,396 --> 00:15:56,732
- Out to the very end
of the pole!
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00:15:56,832 --> 00:15:58,967
Congratulations, Harvey.
408
00:15:59,034 --> 00:16:01,737
Whoo!
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00:16:01,837 --> 00:16:04,673
No--nothing to i--it, doc.
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00:16:04,740 --> 00:16:07,242
Like you said,
it's all about balance.
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00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:10,912
- Now this next part
is very dangerous.
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00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,414
When you're ready,
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00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:16,151
turn around and come back.
414
00:16:16,218 --> 00:16:19,421
- What do you
mean when we're ready?
415
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:22,557
- Simply discuss it
amongst yourselves.
416
00:16:22,657 --> 00:16:26,061
When you mutually decide
you want to come in,
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00:16:26,161 --> 00:16:29,898
turn either to your left,
or alternately,
418
00:16:29,998 --> 00:16:32,868
turn to your right
and come back.
419
00:16:32,934 --> 00:16:34,936
Hold up! Hold up!
420
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,271
Discuss it.
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00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:38,573
Either left or right.
422
00:16:38,673 --> 00:16:39,875
Just tell us which one.
423
00:16:39,941 --> 00:16:41,410
I'm not going to, Harvey.
424
00:16:41,510 --> 00:16:43,779
You're gonna have to decide.
425
00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:45,614
Okay. You decide.
426
00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:47,682
Oh, not me. You pick.
427
00:16:47,749 --> 00:16:51,019
- No, no.
I'm insisting you choose.
428
00:16:51,086 --> 00:16:52,554
I pass.
429
00:16:52,621 --> 00:16:54,089
Pass. You do it.
430
00:16:54,189 --> 00:16:56,191
Come on, Harvey.
431
00:16:56,258 --> 00:16:58,794
Turn right or turn left.
432
00:16:58,894 --> 00:17:01,063
Then once you've turned,
do you lead with
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00:17:01,129 --> 00:17:03,198
your left foot or your right?
434
00:17:03,265 --> 00:17:04,232
The choice is yours.
435
00:17:05,801 --> 00:17:08,970
- Do you walk heel to toe
or toe to heel, Harvey?
436
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:11,306
So many choices to make.
437
00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:14,142
Ah,
but you're without your coin.
438
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:15,477
I'd forgotten.
439
00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:16,912
- Doctor, what?
440
00:17:16,978 --> 00:17:17,979
Please help me!
441
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,882
- I'm so--so--
- Afraid!
442
00:17:20,949 --> 00:17:23,785
Yes!
And isn't it fascinating?
443
00:17:23,885 --> 00:17:27,823
The JoyCure is a miracle
at curing everyday phobias,
444
00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:31,726
like your fear of heights,
but it reacts very badly
445
00:17:31,793 --> 00:17:35,831
to the kind of serious issues
you have, Harvey.
446
00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:39,267
Your real fear
isn't high places.
447
00:17:39,334 --> 00:17:41,670
The fear you're feeling
right now?
448
00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:44,673
That's the fear
that defines you, Harvey--
449
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:47,843
the fear of having
to make a decision,
450
00:17:47,943 --> 00:17:50,946
any decision, for yourself.
451
00:17:51,012 --> 00:17:54,182
No coin. No counsel.
452
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:55,517
Just the two of you.
453
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:56,618
Aah! No, please!
454
00:17:56,685 --> 00:17:58,120
Please help me, doctor!
455
00:17:58,186 --> 00:17:59,521
Tell me what to do.
456
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:01,623
- I'll do whatever you say.
- Careful, careful!
457
00:18:01,690 --> 00:18:02,924
You're slipping!
458
00:18:02,991 --> 00:18:05,026
Did you know
a baby's first instinct
459
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,328
is a fear of falling?
460
00:18:06,428 --> 00:18:08,697
I would love
to have been involved
461
00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:11,032
in conducting
those experiments.
462
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,367
- I'll kill you.
463
00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:13,969
You said "I!"
464
00:18:14,035 --> 00:18:15,537
That's a breakthrough!
465
00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:18,039
One of you is taking charge.
466
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,208
I couldn't tell
who spoke though.
467
00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:21,710
- Would you mind?
- Please, please.
468
00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:23,979
I--I--
oh, I can't.
469
00:18:24,045 --> 00:18:25,380
- Hold on.
- Come on now.
470
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:28,483
You simply need
to agree upon a strategy
471
00:18:28,550 --> 00:18:30,051
before it's too late.
472
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:33,221
- Doctor Crane?
473
00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:35,690
I know you said you didn't
want to be disturbed, but--
474
00:18:35,790 --> 00:18:37,292
Not now, Miss Gold!
475
00:18:37,359 --> 00:18:39,895
- Um, well,
I'm just so sorry to, um--
476
00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:42,164
- oh, I know I'm interrupting.
- Yes, what is it, Miss Gold?
477
00:18:42,230 --> 00:18:44,166
I'm in a session
with a patient.
478
00:18:44,232 --> 00:18:45,734
- Aah!
- I know, doctor, but, um,
479
00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:47,802
you have an important call.
It's, um--
480
00:18:47,869 --> 00:18:50,205
Bruce Wayne is on the phone.
481
00:18:50,305 --> 00:18:51,673
Bruce Wayne?
482
00:18:51,740 --> 00:18:52,874
What in the vault of heaven
483
00:18:52,974 --> 00:18:54,242
do I have to say
to Bruce Wayne?
484
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:55,877
I don't know Bruce Wayne.
485
00:18:55,977 --> 00:18:57,979
- Tell him I'm busy.
- But doctor, I really think
486
00:18:58,046 --> 00:18:59,814
you're gonna wanna take
this call.
487
00:18:59,881 --> 00:19:02,217
Mr. Wayne says
he needs your help urgently.
488
00:19:02,317 --> 00:19:05,554
- Oh, and what, pray,
is the urgent affliction?
489
00:19:05,654 --> 00:19:08,557
Doesn't he realize you don't
seek psychiatric care
490
00:19:08,657 --> 00:19:09,758
for tennis elbow?
491
00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:10,926
- Sir, he, um--what he said,
492
00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:13,328
um--Dr. Crane, um--
493
00:19:13,395 --> 00:19:15,330
Bruce Wayne
thinks he's Batman.
494
00:19:15,397 --> 00:19:18,166
Dr. Crane's eyes
widen to their limit.
495
00:19:18,233 --> 00:19:19,935
- Doctor--
- Hold...
496
00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:23,505
all my other calls today,
Miss Gold.
497
00:19:23,572 --> 00:19:25,373
In actuality, this time.
498
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:28,009
Tell Mr. Wayne I will meet
with him at the clinic
499
00:19:28,076 --> 00:19:29,678
in one hour.
500
00:19:29,744 --> 00:19:31,680
- And, uh, Harvey?
- Yeah?
501
00:19:31,746 --> 00:19:33,048
- Good work today.
502
00:19:33,114 --> 00:19:34,849
- Let's get you back home
to Penguin.
503
00:19:34,916 --> 00:19:36,851
- I think we can pick this up
504
00:19:36,918 --> 00:19:38,753
again at our next appointment.
505
00:19:38,853 --> 00:19:40,055
I'd just like to say,
506
00:19:40,121 --> 00:19:42,624
you are making
excellent progress.
507
00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:45,193
And so Harvey Dent
is spared the effects
508
00:19:45,260 --> 00:19:48,363
of gravity, but the pull
of something invisible
509
00:19:48,430 --> 00:19:50,465
and inexorable waxes on.
510
00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:55,403
These are the physics of life
and death in Gotham City.
511
00:19:55,470 --> 00:19:58,740
- This Thursday night,
live from Maxie Zeus'
512
00:19:58,807 --> 00:20:00,775
fabulous Gotham City Olympus,
513
00:20:00,875 --> 00:20:03,578
see divine perfection descend
from the pantheon
514
00:20:03,645 --> 00:20:08,617
to compete in the 53rd annual
Miss Gotham City Pageant.
515
00:20:22,797 --> 00:20:26,434
- See 28 of the most beautiful
daughters of Mother Gotham
516
00:20:26,501 --> 00:20:28,003
compete for the crown
517
00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:31,072
in the elegant
evening wear competition.
518
00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:34,476
The swimsuit competition.
519
00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:37,512
All right, settle down,
ya animals.
520
00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:41,683
And the, uh,
many wonderful surprises
521
00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:44,319
of the talent competition.
522
00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:53,295
- Okay, and what exactly
have you accomplished
523
00:20:53,361 --> 00:20:54,863
in your life, ya wise guys?
524
00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:57,699
That's the 53rd annual
Miss Gotham Pageant,
525
00:20:57,799 --> 00:21:00,302
live from
the Gotham City Olympus.
526
00:21:11,379 --> 00:21:13,782
Gotham,
a rotting wreck of ambition
527
00:21:13,848 --> 00:21:15,784
foundered on a reef of greed.
528
00:21:15,850 --> 00:21:19,554
Join us once again for a tale
of life and death
529
00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:21,723
in Gotham City.
530
00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:25,327
The office of Doctor
Jonathan Crane, psychiatrist.
531
00:21:25,393 --> 00:21:27,329
The couch in this room
has been host to
532
00:21:27,395 --> 00:21:29,698
a dazzling array
of peculiar minds.
533
00:21:29,798 --> 00:21:32,033
Bruce Wayne's
is merely the latest.
534
00:21:32,133 --> 00:21:33,668
Doctor, I need your help.
535
00:21:33,735 --> 00:21:37,205
- It would seem you
certainly do, Mr. Wayne,
536
00:21:37,305 --> 00:21:39,741
and urgently,
from the look of it.
537
00:21:39,841 --> 00:21:43,411
Your intake papers
are quite a read.
538
00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:47,515
Let's see.
Under occupation you wrote,
539
00:21:47,582 --> 00:21:49,584
"I am vengeance."
540
00:21:49,684 --> 00:21:53,054
And under marital status
you wrote,
541
00:21:53,154 --> 00:21:54,522
"I am the night."
542
00:21:54,589 --> 00:21:55,824
- Yes, well--
543
00:21:55,890 --> 00:21:59,027
- Under reason for visit
you've written,
544
00:21:59,094 --> 00:22:03,832
"So that evildoers everywhere
will taste cold justice."
545
00:22:03,898 --> 00:22:06,701
Yes, yes, indeed.
546
00:22:06,768 --> 00:22:09,704
Help is exactly what you need
547
00:22:09,771 --> 00:22:12,073
and badly, Mr. Wayne.
548
00:22:12,173 --> 00:22:16,277
- You need help concocting a lie.
- I'm sorry?
549
00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:18,847
- You don't think
you're Batman.
550
00:22:18,913 --> 00:22:21,683
You're pretending
to think you are Batman,
551
00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:25,120
and the ruse
is painfully transparent.
552
00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:27,122
This is just the kind
of childish fantasy
553
00:22:27,222 --> 00:22:29,691
I'd expect from someone
with your background--
554
00:22:29,758 --> 00:22:32,293
idle and overeducated.
555
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:34,396
Listen to this...
You wrote,
556
00:22:34,462 --> 00:22:39,467
"Criminals are a superstitious
and cowardly lot."
557
00:22:40,735 --> 00:22:43,805
That simply can't be
558
00:22:43,905 --> 00:22:45,807
how the real Batman talks,
559
00:22:45,907 --> 00:22:48,810
and you know that, don't you?
560
00:22:48,910 --> 00:22:51,446
You've met him, haven't you?
561
00:22:51,546 --> 00:22:54,382
More than once, as I recall.
562
00:22:54,449 --> 00:22:56,918
I bet he impressed you,
didn't he?
563
00:22:56,985 --> 00:22:58,420
- Doctor, this isn't--
- Ah.
564
00:22:58,486 --> 00:23:01,990
Now a diagnosis
comes into view, Mr. Wayne.
565
00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:06,728
You're obsessed
with this daring mystery man,
566
00:23:06,795 --> 00:23:07,962
aren't you?
567
00:23:08,062 --> 00:23:09,330
You met him a few times
568
00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:11,399
and you probably think
you're friends.
569
00:23:11,466 --> 00:23:13,401
- Doctor--
- A word of advice, Mr. Wayne,
570
00:23:13,468 --> 00:23:17,105
never match wits with someone
trained in deduction.
571
00:23:17,172 --> 00:23:20,842
You reveal so much more
than you think you do.
572
00:23:20,942 --> 00:23:23,077
- Is that so?
- You're clearly in no need
573
00:23:23,144 --> 00:23:24,946
of medical attention.
574
00:23:25,013 --> 00:23:26,581
As for what provoked you
575
00:23:26,648 --> 00:23:29,784
to concoct
this duplicitous scheme,
576
00:23:29,851 --> 00:23:34,589
it frankly does not arouse
my professional interest,
577
00:23:34,656 --> 00:23:35,990
but I'll make a referral.
578
00:23:36,090 --> 00:23:38,326
Now get out.
579
00:23:38,426 --> 00:23:40,528
You've wasted enough
of my time.
580
00:23:40,628 --> 00:23:42,263
Okay, you got me.
581
00:23:42,330 --> 00:23:43,832
You're impossible
to get ahold of,
582
00:23:43,932 --> 00:23:47,669
so I adopted an aggressive
acquisition strategy.
583
00:23:47,769 --> 00:23:50,538
- Aha! There's the tedious
boardroom jargon
584
00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:51,940
that's your native tongue.
585
00:23:52,006 --> 00:23:53,475
- Doctor, I'll get right
to the point.
586
00:23:53,541 --> 00:23:55,043
I know
you're treating Harvey Dent
587
00:23:55,143 --> 00:23:57,045
at the behest
of Oswald Cobblepot.
588
00:23:57,145 --> 00:23:58,379
Ah, Harvey Dent.
589
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,448
- Harvey is my friend,
and if you believe
590
00:24:00,515 --> 00:24:02,183
he has a chance
at rehabilitation,
591
00:24:02,283 --> 00:24:05,720
I want it to be in a loving
and supportive environment.
592
00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:08,556
Oswald Cobblepot
does not provide that.
593
00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:11,059
I want you to transfer care
over to me.
594
00:24:11,159 --> 00:24:13,528
- I won't ask you
how you know these things.
595
00:24:13,628 --> 00:24:16,664
Information is a commodity
in this city
596
00:24:16,731 --> 00:24:19,901
and all kinds of treasures
are within your means,
597
00:24:20,001 --> 00:24:23,972
one would imagine, but really,
you're not an utter naif.
598
00:24:24,038 --> 00:24:25,907
You must know,
599
00:24:26,007 --> 00:24:29,544
if I did,
for some unfathomable reason,
600
00:24:29,644 --> 00:24:31,079
give you Mr. Dent,
601
00:24:31,179 --> 00:24:34,516
Penguin would crush you
into pâté grand-mère.
602
00:24:34,582 --> 00:24:37,252
- He'll try, but Harvey
can make my custodianship
603
00:24:37,352 --> 00:24:38,987
- of him legal.
- Ah, yes.
604
00:24:39,053 --> 00:24:42,223
The celebrated legal skills
of your friend,
605
00:24:42,323 --> 00:24:45,226
the erstwhile
district attorney, Harvey Dent,
606
00:24:45,326 --> 00:24:49,831
another powerful crimefighting
figure you admire.
607
00:24:49,898 --> 00:24:51,232
And don't I recall,
608
00:24:51,332 --> 00:24:53,935
you're also
on a first-name basis
609
00:24:54,035 --> 00:24:55,436
with Commissioner Gordon?
610
00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:58,907
Do we need to talk about
a law enforcement fixation?
611
00:24:59,007 --> 00:25:00,608
- We're talking about Harvey,
doctor.
612
00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:02,176
Oh, don't get me wrong.
613
00:25:02,243 --> 00:25:05,747
You've irritated me
with your crude deception,
614
00:25:05,847 --> 00:25:09,751
but you would be
a fascinating case to study.
615
00:25:09,851 --> 00:25:13,855
The real source
of your obsession is obvious,
616
00:25:13,922 --> 00:25:14,756
isn't it?
617
00:25:14,856 --> 00:25:16,691
Look around my office.
618
00:25:16,758 --> 00:25:19,360
Do you like my choice of décor?
619
00:25:19,427 --> 00:25:20,562
What do you see?
620
00:25:20,628 --> 00:25:22,297
- You collect
old movie posters.
621
00:25:22,397 --> 00:25:23,565
Yes.
622
00:25:23,631 --> 00:25:25,466
I am a collector.
623
00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:27,135
But to be more precise,
624
00:25:27,235 --> 00:25:32,640
I collect old Argus Studios
horror movie posters.
625
00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:36,978
I confess I am an unabashed fan
of the creature features.
626
00:25:37,078 --> 00:25:38,713
You see,
when I was a very little boy,
627
00:25:38,780 --> 00:25:41,783
I was taken
to the movie matinée,
628
00:25:41,883 --> 00:25:43,818
a classic chiller.
629
00:25:43,918 --> 00:25:47,288
Any concern that I might be
too tender an age
630
00:25:47,388 --> 00:25:51,326
for such fare
was utterly unfounded.
631
00:25:51,426 --> 00:25:53,328
I wasn't scared.
632
00:25:53,428 --> 00:25:55,129
I was fascinated,
633
00:25:55,229 --> 00:25:57,298
not by the film,
634
00:25:57,398 --> 00:25:58,833
but by the audience.
635
00:26:00,435 --> 00:26:03,438
I simply couldn't believe it.
636
00:26:03,504 --> 00:26:07,842
This crowd of people
was paying money
637
00:26:07,942 --> 00:26:10,411
to suffer fear.
638
00:26:10,478 --> 00:26:13,748
I became a habitue
of the late, late show.
639
00:26:13,815 --> 00:26:17,018
My absolute favorite,
of course,
640
00:26:17,118 --> 00:26:21,289
the maestro,
the great Basil Karlo,
641
00:26:21,356 --> 00:26:25,860
man of a thousand faces--
all of them hideous.
642
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:29,764
Now that was a man
who made you beg him
643
00:26:29,831 --> 00:26:31,466
to frighten you,
644
00:26:31,532 --> 00:26:35,703
and I find that paradox
intoxicating.
645
00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:39,874
Now, you went to the movies
when you were a little boy too,
646
00:26:39,974 --> 00:26:42,110
didn't you, Bruce?
647
00:26:42,176 --> 00:26:46,147
That was a pretty memorable
night, wasn't it?
648
00:26:46,214 --> 00:26:49,484
Or perhaps you've suppressed
the memories.
649
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:54,389
What do the movies
make you think of, Bruce?
650
00:26:56,224 --> 00:26:58,359
Is that a subject
you'd care to talk about?
651
00:26:58,459 --> 00:27:01,229
- Doctor Crane--
- A mother, a father,
652
00:27:01,329 --> 00:27:05,233
and their loving son
out to see a movie.
653
00:27:05,333 --> 00:27:07,735
Was that your last
happy memory, Bruce?
654
00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:09,904
- Doctor Crane, I'm here
to make you an offer.
655
00:27:10,004 --> 00:27:11,973
You have nothing I want.
656
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:13,808
- I have grant money
beyond any you--
657
00:27:13,875 --> 00:27:16,411
Grant money?
658
00:27:16,511 --> 00:27:19,714
Is that the only tool
in your kit?
659
00:27:19,814 --> 00:27:22,216
- Would you like tenure?
Name the university, I have--
660
00:27:22,316 --> 00:27:23,584
Oh, please stop.
661
00:27:23,685 --> 00:27:26,020
This is ritual humiliation.
662
00:27:26,087 --> 00:27:29,524
- I have a copy
of Basil Karlo's last film.
663
00:27:29,590 --> 00:27:31,025
What? What did you say?
664
00:27:31,092 --> 00:27:34,395
- I said I have a copy
of "The Second Skin."
665
00:27:34,495 --> 00:27:36,831
- There are no copies
of "The Second Skin."
666
00:27:36,898 --> 00:27:38,900
They were all destroyed
decades ago.
667
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,902
- Oh, so you know it.
You are a fan.
668
00:27:41,002 --> 00:27:42,437
A "fan"?
669
00:27:42,537 --> 00:27:46,240
That film is a legendary
lost masterwork,
670
00:27:46,340 --> 00:27:47,875
the Holy Grail.
671
00:27:47,942 --> 00:27:50,011
- I just know it's the film
where Basil Karlo committed
672
00:27:50,078 --> 00:27:52,513
his real life crimes.
673
00:27:52,580 --> 00:27:54,115
I hope mine is the only one.
674
00:27:54,215 --> 00:27:56,217
It's said to be dangerous
to the suggestible.
675
00:27:56,284 --> 00:27:57,752
How do you have this?
676
00:27:57,852 --> 00:28:00,054
- All kinds of treasures are
within my means,
677
00:28:00,121 --> 00:28:01,589
one would imagine.
678
00:28:01,689 --> 00:28:03,224
- It--but--
679
00:28:03,291 --> 00:28:08,362
"The Second Skin" isn't just
some cinema obscurity.
680
00:28:08,429 --> 00:28:13,634
It--it wasn't just avant-garde,
subliminal editing.
681
00:28:13,735 --> 00:28:18,239
It was conceived to be
a flawless simulation
682
00:28:18,306 --> 00:28:20,208
of violent madness.
683
00:28:20,274 --> 00:28:22,310
It is a masterpiece.
684
00:28:22,410 --> 00:28:24,912
- They say your masterpiece is
an instructional film
685
00:28:24,979 --> 00:28:26,481
on how to be a psychopath.
686
00:28:26,581 --> 00:28:29,417
My copy was recently found
in an unrelated purchase
687
00:28:29,484 --> 00:28:30,985
of vintage film stock,
688
00:28:31,085 --> 00:28:33,287
and I've been advised
to have it destroyed.
689
00:28:33,387 --> 00:28:34,722
- But if it's as unique
690
00:28:34,789 --> 00:28:36,891
as you say it is,
I thought there might be
691
00:28:36,958 --> 00:28:39,327
some value
in clinical analysis.
692
00:28:39,427 --> 00:28:41,162
You could lead that project.
693
00:28:41,262 --> 00:28:42,730
Just give me Harvey.
694
00:28:42,797 --> 00:28:44,932
- Even if I did,
you won't recognize him.
695
00:28:44,999 --> 00:28:46,400
Whatever he was before,
696
00:28:46,467 --> 00:28:49,637
he is now a violent criminal
to his core.
697
00:28:49,737 --> 00:28:52,740
Even the element of his persona
which is most recognizable
698
00:28:52,807 --> 00:28:56,177
to you as your former friend
has given his life entirely
699
00:28:56,277 --> 00:28:58,746
- to a pursuit of infamy.
- Let me worry about that.
700
00:28:58,813 --> 00:29:00,915
- And this notional
kidnapping--
701
00:29:00,982 --> 00:29:03,651
how do you expect
to steal something precious
702
00:29:03,751 --> 00:29:05,019
from the Penguin?
703
00:29:05,119 --> 00:29:06,687
I can assist you
from the inside,
704
00:29:06,788 --> 00:29:11,192
but Penguin has Two-Face
under constant armed guard.
705
00:29:11,292 --> 00:29:13,427
The cream
of his casino security.
706
00:29:13,494 --> 00:29:15,530
- You just do your part
from the inside
707
00:29:15,630 --> 00:29:17,999
as you say,
and as for the rest,
708
00:29:18,099 --> 00:29:19,667
well, that's the easy part.
709
00:29:19,767 --> 00:29:22,103
I'll just call in a favor
from a friend.
710
00:29:22,170 --> 00:29:25,039
- And what friend of yours
is up to the task?
711
00:29:25,139 --> 00:29:26,707
Who else, doctor?
712
00:29:26,808 --> 00:29:28,509
My good friend, the Batman.
713
00:29:28,609 --> 00:29:30,478
Rescue is at hand
for Two-Face.
714
00:29:30,545 --> 00:29:34,215
But can there be any liberty
from the prison of his mind?
715
00:29:34,315 --> 00:29:35,716
And what of Doctor Crane?
716
00:29:35,817 --> 00:29:37,885
His session with Bruce Wayne
concluded,
717
00:29:37,985 --> 00:29:41,522
what dread price will he claim
as his hourly rate?
718
00:29:41,622 --> 00:29:42,957
The reek of fear--
719
00:29:43,024 --> 00:29:45,059
it hangs heavy
over life and death
720
00:29:45,159 --> 00:29:46,694
in Gotham City.
721
00:29:46,794 --> 00:29:48,896
To be continued.
722
00:29:50,464 --> 00:29:52,700
723
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:55,703
written and directed
by Dennis McNicholas.
724
00:29:55,803 --> 00:29:59,140
Batman created by Bob Kane
with Bill Finger.
725
00:29:59,207 --> 00:30:01,375
Based on characters from DC.
726
00:30:01,475 --> 00:30:04,245
With performances
by Jeffrey Wright,
727
00:30:04,345 --> 00:30:07,315
Aristotle Athari,
Ike Barinholtz,
728
00:30:07,381 --> 00:30:10,318
Rosario Dawson, Steve Higgins,
729
00:30:10,384 --> 00:30:13,020
Toby Huss, Gillian Jacobs,
730
00:30:13,087 --> 00:30:15,756
John Leguizamo,
Dennis McNicholas.
731
00:30:15,857 --> 00:30:18,526
Tim Meadows, Seth Meyers,
732
00:30:18,593 --> 00:30:21,229
Bobby Moynihan, Chris Parnell,
733
00:30:21,329 --> 00:30:23,731
Katie Rich, Ben Rogers,
734
00:30:23,831 --> 00:30:26,367
Paul Scheer, Pete Schultz,
735
00:30:26,434 --> 00:30:28,903
Brooke Shields, Brent Spiner,
736
00:30:29,003 --> 00:30:31,339
Kenan Thompson, Alan Tudyk,
737
00:30:31,405 --> 00:30:34,876
Bradley Whitford,
Melissa Villaseñor,
738
00:30:34,942 --> 00:30:37,578
Eli Brueggemann, Doug Bossi,
739
00:30:37,678 --> 00:30:40,448
Ranjani Brow, Chris Gibney,
740
00:30:40,548 --> 00:30:43,017
Julie Larson, Erica Phillips,
741
00:30:43,084 --> 00:30:45,586
Rosie Phillips, Tony Phillips,
742
00:30:45,686 --> 00:30:48,122
Zoey Phillips, Deirdre Quinn,
743
00:30:48,222 --> 00:30:49,757
Robbie Wyckoff.
744
00:30:49,857 --> 00:30:53,794
Executive producers,
John Berg, Angela Petrella.
745
00:30:53,895 --> 00:30:56,230
Produced by Dennis McNicholas.
746
00:30:56,297 --> 00:30:58,466
Executives
in charge of production,
747
00:30:58,566 --> 00:31:01,302
Shaleen Desae, Peter Girardi.
748
00:31:01,402 --> 00:31:03,237
Producer, Tyler Dorson.
749
00:31:03,304 --> 00:31:05,806
Production services
by Cast Media.
750
00:31:05,907 --> 00:31:07,708
Producer, Colin Thompson.
751
00:31:07,775 --> 00:31:10,444
Coordinating producer,
DJ Lubel.
752
00:31:10,544 --> 00:31:12,580
Music by Doug Bossi.
753
00:31:12,647 --> 00:31:14,882
Sound recording, design,
and mixing
754
00:31:14,949 --> 00:31:16,417
by Big Yellow Duck.
755
00:31:16,484 --> 00:31:19,053
Sound design, mixing,
dialogue editing,
756
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,722
and rerecording mixing
by Chris Gibney.
757
00:31:21,789 --> 00:31:24,325
Dialogue editing and
additional post-production
758
00:31:24,425 --> 00:31:25,927
by Julie Larson.
759
00:31:25,993 --> 00:31:29,163
Original songs by Doug Bossi
and Tony Phillips.
760
00:31:29,263 --> 00:31:30,831
The characters
and events depicted
761
00:31:30,932 --> 00:31:32,733
in this podcast are fictional.
762
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:35,169
Any similarity
to any actual person
763
00:31:35,269 --> 00:31:38,072
living or dead
or to any actual events,
764
00:31:38,139 --> 00:31:41,609
firms, places, and
institutions or other entities
765
00:31:41,676 --> 00:31:43,844
is coincidental
and unintentional.
766
00:31:43,945 --> 00:31:46,013
This podcast to protected
under the laws
767
00:31:46,113 --> 00:31:48,416
of the United States
and other countries,
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and its unauthorized
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may result in civil liability
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Country of first publication,
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"Batman the Audio Adventures,"
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Warner Bros.
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