1 00:00:02,211 --> 00:00:05,948 - "Batman: The Audio Adventures." 2 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:08,951 [TV set clicks] [gunshots, hollering] 3 00:00:09,052 --> 00:00:11,554 [clicks] [Theremin music] 4 00:00:11,621 --> 00:00:13,256 - No joy in Gothamville tonight. 5 00:00:13,356 --> 00:00:15,258 At the top of the ninth, one on, 4-1 lead 6 00:00:15,358 --> 00:00:17,693 for the Barnstormers trying to put this one away. 7 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:20,363 Gotham Gaslamps star Swat Fleischacker steps in. 8 00:00:20,430 --> 00:00:22,865 Hitless today with his 57-game hitting streak 9 00:00:22,932 --> 00:00:24,467 perilously on the line. 10 00:00:24,567 --> 00:00:26,969 - Swat has not looked good since the Lamps have 11 00:00:27,070 --> 00:00:28,704 - been on the road, Lou. - Not good at all. 12 00:00:28,771 --> 00:00:30,873 This is not the way Swat wanted to tee up 13 00:00:30,940 --> 00:00:32,975 his triumphant return to Gotham this weekend. 14 00:00:33,076 --> 00:00:34,944 You know, Stiv, the pressure seems to be getting to him 15 00:00:35,044 --> 00:00:36,579 as he nears the winter league hit record. 16 00:00:36,646 --> 00:00:38,147 Pressure is the word. 17 00:00:38,247 --> 00:00:40,316 No doubt more than a few bets riding on Swat 18 00:00:40,416 --> 00:00:42,318 - and his magic bat tonight. - You got that right. 19 00:00:42,418 --> 00:00:44,454 Heck, you're down for 10 large, aren't you, Stiv? 20 00:00:44,554 --> 00:00:47,256 - You know you're not supposed to say that on the air, Lou. 21 00:00:47,323 --> 00:00:50,226 Come on, man, Loretta is going to divorce me. 22 00:00:50,293 --> 00:00:52,061 She is serious this time. 23 00:00:52,128 --> 00:00:55,164 [click] [tuba playing stutteringly] 24 00:00:55,264 --> 00:00:59,135 ♪ ♪ 25 00:00:59,235 --> 00:01:02,138 - Okay. [applause] 26 00:01:02,238 --> 00:01:06,509 Miss Yvonne Plunkett and her...terrific tuba. 27 00:01:06,609 --> 00:01:09,145 [chuckles] How about a round of applause 28 00:01:09,245 --> 00:01:13,416 for another beautiful... and talented contestant, 29 00:01:13,483 --> 00:01:16,686 but there can only be one Miss Gotham City. 30 00:01:16,786 --> 00:01:18,788 ♪ She's the acme ♪ 31 00:01:18,855 --> 00:01:21,124 ♪ She's the apex ♪ 32 00:01:21,190 --> 00:01:25,628 ♪ Free from physical defects ♪ 33 00:01:25,695 --> 00:01:28,097 ♪ She's our Miss ♪ 34 00:01:28,164 --> 00:01:30,967 ♪ Gotham City ♪ 35 00:01:31,033 --> 00:01:35,104 ♪ Ain't it a pity most girls aren't as pretty ♪ 36 00:01:35,171 --> 00:01:38,941 ♪ As Miss Gotham City ♪ 37 00:01:39,008 --> 00:01:41,344 - That's all 28 of our lovely hopefuls, 38 00:01:41,444 --> 00:01:43,946 and now the judges will-- what's that? 39 00:01:44,013 --> 00:01:45,214 One more contestant? 40 00:01:45,314 --> 00:01:47,350 - Hey, out of the way. One side, girls. 41 00:01:47,450 --> 00:01:49,018 Hunk of real woman coming through. 42 00:01:49,118 --> 00:01:50,786 - What the--who are you supposed to be? 43 00:01:50,853 --> 00:01:53,022 - Oh, I'm custodial services, mac, 44 00:01:53,122 --> 00:01:55,725 here to mop the floor with these leggy ding-dongs. 45 00:01:55,825 --> 00:01:58,394 You call that talent, girlies? Huh? 46 00:01:58,494 --> 00:02:00,129 Thought at least one of you would be doing 47 00:02:00,196 --> 00:02:01,898 a soft-shoe while, I don't know, 48 00:02:01,998 --> 00:02:05,835 fastballing hamsters into a wood chipper, but no, doctor. 49 00:02:05,902 --> 00:02:08,237 Not a lot of competition here tonight. 50 00:02:08,337 --> 00:02:09,906 This ought to be a cinch. 51 00:02:10,006 --> 00:02:12,041 - And what's with the clown costume, anyway? 52 00:02:12,141 --> 00:02:13,676 - Hey, good question. [gun cocks] 53 00:02:13,743 --> 00:02:16,412 Buy a ticket to the circus and find out, mac. 54 00:02:16,512 --> 00:02:17,647 - [crowd gasps] - Security. 55 00:02:17,713 --> 00:02:19,515 - Can someone-- - Sing the song. 56 00:02:19,582 --> 00:02:22,752 - Uh... ♪ She's the tops ♪ 57 00:02:22,852 --> 00:02:24,820 [hesitantly] ♪ She's the summit ♪ 58 00:02:24,887 --> 00:02:27,323 ♪ She's just perfect, dad-gummit ♪ 59 00:02:27,390 --> 00:02:30,326 ♪ She's Miss Gotham City ♪ 60 00:02:30,393 --> 00:02:31,761 [gun cocks] [groans] 61 00:02:31,861 --> 00:02:33,729 - Please take it easy. - Yeah, okay, toothpaste. 62 00:02:33,829 --> 00:02:36,766 Next time you try to carry a tune, bring a bucket. 63 00:02:36,866 --> 00:02:38,534 [microphone screeches] Now, then. 64 00:02:38,601 --> 00:02:41,938 Sorry, Gotham City, but this is a dedicated performance 65 00:02:42,038 --> 00:02:43,739 for an audience of one. 66 00:02:43,839 --> 00:02:46,442 You know who you are, my sweet puddin'. 67 00:02:46,542 --> 00:02:47,910 Or maybe you don't. 68 00:02:48,010 --> 00:02:50,947 Eh, that's violent psychopathy for you, right? 69 00:02:51,047 --> 00:02:53,382 So if you need a refresher course, 70 00:02:53,449 --> 00:02:55,284 you're tall, chemically-bleached, 71 00:02:55,384 --> 00:02:59,055 and handsome-adjacent, grading on a curve. 72 00:02:59,121 --> 00:03:01,791 You're the Clown Prince of Crime, of course. 73 00:03:01,891 --> 00:03:03,226 And you don't know it yet, 74 00:03:03,292 --> 00:03:06,562 but I'm your number one second banana. 75 00:03:06,629 --> 00:03:08,231 I just gotta ask you to be patient 76 00:03:08,297 --> 00:03:09,799 a little longer, puddin'. 77 00:03:09,899 --> 00:03:12,134 I need everything to be perfect, 78 00:03:12,235 --> 00:03:13,469 and that means I wait 79 00:03:13,569 --> 00:03:16,305 till the magic bat comes back to town. 80 00:03:16,405 --> 00:03:19,141 Trust me, it's gonna be socko. 81 00:03:19,242 --> 00:03:20,643 We're gonna turn a dog into sausages. 82 00:03:20,743 --> 00:03:21,978 The whole nine. 83 00:03:22,078 --> 00:03:24,413 And anyhow, what's your rush, buster-- 84 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:28,784 and hey, what are you watching this trash for, anyhow? 85 00:03:28,884 --> 00:03:30,987 Aww, come on, you don't see anything you like 86 00:03:31,087 --> 00:03:32,788 in this flock of turkeys, do you? 87 00:03:32,888 --> 00:03:34,156 Huh? [crowd gasps] 88 00:03:34,257 --> 00:03:36,826 What the heck are you ogling other dames for? 89 00:03:36,926 --> 00:03:38,794 I'll show you a real woman 90 00:03:38,894 --> 00:03:41,264 who knows how to commit to a bit. 91 00:03:41,330 --> 00:03:43,633 Okay, Rosso, Nero, 92 00:03:43,733 --> 00:03:46,002 wheel that stuff out here. [glasses clinking] 93 00:03:46,102 --> 00:03:47,503 - Here, boss? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 94 00:03:47,603 --> 00:03:49,005 That's good. Make sure the camera can see. 95 00:03:49,105 --> 00:03:51,574 Oh, and give Nero a sack of potatoes too. 96 00:03:51,641 --> 00:03:54,677 And now, without further ado, 97 00:03:54,777 --> 00:03:57,580 I'd like to show this town and my puddin' 98 00:03:57,647 --> 00:03:59,915 a real class talent. 99 00:03:59,982 --> 00:04:03,085 Please enjoy as I play George Frideric Handel's 100 00:04:03,152 --> 00:04:05,621 "Water Music" on the musical wine glasses... 101 00:04:05,688 --> 00:04:07,790 [glass chimes] While my two associates 102 00:04:07,857 --> 00:04:11,594 pelt me merciless-like with a hail of raw Idaho taters. 103 00:04:11,661 --> 00:04:13,996 [water glasses chiming] Okay, let her rip, boys. 104 00:04:14,096 --> 00:04:16,866 [both laughing] Ooh! Ow! Ah! 105 00:04:16,966 --> 00:04:19,869 Not the face! [groaning] 106 00:04:19,969 --> 00:04:23,372 [laughing] 107 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:25,708 Welp, either I need to look 108 00:04:25,808 --> 00:04:28,544 into an industrial-grade restraining order, 109 00:04:28,644 --> 00:04:32,481 or I just laid eyes on the gal of my dreams. 110 00:04:32,548 --> 00:04:35,685 [laughing maniacally] 111 00:04:37,987 --> 00:04:40,222 narrator: Gotham, the ball and chain 112 00:04:40,323 --> 00:04:42,191 on a drowning fugitive. 113 00:04:42,291 --> 00:04:43,959 Join us now for another tale 114 00:04:44,026 --> 00:04:46,295 of life and death in Gotham City. 115 00:04:46,362 --> 00:04:47,730 March 6th. 116 00:04:47,830 --> 00:04:49,899 A series of masterful manipulations 117 00:04:49,999 --> 00:04:52,968 has seen malevolent mafioso Oswald Cobblepot 118 00:04:53,035 --> 00:04:55,404 installed as oversight commissioner 119 00:04:55,504 --> 00:04:57,306 of the Gotham City PD. 120 00:04:57,373 --> 00:04:59,909 But the Penguin has learned seizing a wriggling fish 121 00:05:00,009 --> 00:05:02,345 is not the same as swallowing it. 122 00:05:02,411 --> 00:05:04,980 Having failed thus far to make good on his promise 123 00:05:05,047 --> 00:05:08,184 to rid the city of the Joker, Commissioner Cobblepot feels 124 00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:12,221 mounting pressure from cops and citizens alike to deliver. 125 00:05:12,321 --> 00:05:15,925 Meanwhile, the longer Catwoman eludes the price on her head, 126 00:05:16,025 --> 00:05:17,727 the larger the bounty grows 127 00:05:17,827 --> 00:05:19,929 and the shorter her list of options. 128 00:05:20,029 --> 00:05:22,264 Silhouetted upon this lurid backdrop, 129 00:05:22,365 --> 00:05:24,700 the Dynamic Duo makes a daring effort 130 00:05:24,767 --> 00:05:27,837 to save a man from his mind. 131 00:05:27,903 --> 00:05:31,107 The sumptuous guest suites at the Iceberg Lounge 132 00:05:31,207 --> 00:05:33,542 are seldom to be found with a vacancy. 133 00:05:33,609 --> 00:05:36,612 Any night of the week sees the house at capacity 134 00:05:36,712 --> 00:05:40,082 with sharps on benders, twists having trysts, 135 00:05:40,182 --> 00:05:43,018 and a preposterous array of assumed names 136 00:05:43,085 --> 00:05:44,954 filling the guest registry. 137 00:05:45,054 --> 00:05:46,455 But one room is reserved 138 00:05:46,555 --> 00:05:49,058 for a single, very special resident, 139 00:05:49,125 --> 00:05:50,926 or is that a famous pair? 140 00:05:51,026 --> 00:05:52,595 - [knock on door] - Room service, Mr. Dent. 141 00:05:52,695 --> 00:05:55,698 Dr. Crane says it's time for your evening meds. 142 00:05:55,765 --> 00:05:58,401 narrator: Room 222 on the second floor 143 00:05:58,467 --> 00:06:02,037 is the present residency of Harvey "Two-Face" Dent. 144 00:06:02,104 --> 00:06:03,973 Having recently been tucked into bed 145 00:06:04,073 --> 00:06:06,208 with another megadose of JoyCure, 146 00:06:06,275 --> 00:06:09,211 the fractured felon is now sleeping peacefully. 147 00:06:09,278 --> 00:06:11,113 [mumbles and snores] 148 00:06:11,213 --> 00:06:12,648 narrator: But little does he know 149 00:06:12,748 --> 00:06:14,784 he's put in for an early checkout. 150 00:06:14,884 --> 00:06:17,319 An impossibly sleek black watercraft 151 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:18,988 bobs gracefully in the harbor 152 00:06:19,088 --> 00:06:21,490 outside the floating Iceberg Lounge, 153 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:23,993 and in the cockpit, Robin the Boy Wonder 154 00:06:24,093 --> 00:06:26,662 lowers a pair of binoculars with grim satisfaction. 155 00:06:26,762 --> 00:06:28,097 Robin to Batman. 156 00:06:28,164 --> 00:06:29,965 Perimeter security didn't see a thing. 157 00:06:30,065 --> 00:06:31,734 - You got in clean. - I'm not in yet. 158 00:06:31,801 --> 00:06:33,936 Harvey has a dedicated security detail. 159 00:06:34,003 --> 00:06:35,404 Dr. Crane has been randomly glitching 160 00:06:35,471 --> 00:06:36,972 their surveillance all night, 161 00:06:37,072 --> 00:06:38,841 so the stage is set for me to make my move. 162 00:06:38,941 --> 00:06:40,443 - Copy that. I have the boat in position 163 00:06:40,509 --> 00:06:41,677 to pick up the package. 164 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:43,479 Standing by in submersible mode. 165 00:06:43,579 --> 00:06:47,183 [submarine whooshing] [water bubbling] 166 00:06:47,283 --> 00:06:48,851 - [radar beeping] - Commissioner Gordon is 167 00:06:48,951 --> 00:06:50,853 going to light the Bat-Signal momentarily. 168 00:06:50,953 --> 00:06:52,988 When Crane sees it, he'll disable the cameras 169 00:06:53,088 --> 00:06:54,757 one last time, then I move in. 170 00:06:54,824 --> 00:06:56,358 - What if Two-Face gives you trouble? 171 00:06:56,459 --> 00:06:57,960 - According to Crane, the JoyCure 172 00:06:58,027 --> 00:06:59,695 has left him almost docile, 173 00:06:59,795 --> 00:07:02,097 but he's paralyzed with indecision without his coin. 174 00:07:02,164 --> 00:07:03,699 - Yeesh. - He will comply 175 00:07:03,799 --> 00:07:05,668 with almost any command rather than be forced 176 00:07:05,768 --> 00:07:07,470 to make the decision to resist. 177 00:07:07,536 --> 00:07:09,004 That will make him easy to move, 178 00:07:09,104 --> 00:07:10,473 but I shudder to think what it means 179 00:07:10,539 --> 00:07:11,640 for his rehabilitation. 180 00:07:11,707 --> 00:07:13,108 First order of business is 181 00:07:13,175 --> 00:07:15,044 a full medical detox from JoyCure. 182 00:07:15,144 --> 00:07:16,312 Do you have to? 183 00:07:16,378 --> 00:07:18,047 I kind of like the sound of this Two-Face. 184 00:07:18,147 --> 00:07:19,949 - I've been doing research on JoyCure. 185 00:07:20,015 --> 00:07:21,717 It's imperative we get him weaned off of it 186 00:07:21,817 --> 00:07:23,519 before he develops a dependency. 187 00:07:23,619 --> 00:07:26,288 Going radio silent. Monitor their communications 188 00:07:26,355 --> 00:07:28,491 and be ready to pick up Harvey for exfiltration. 189 00:07:28,557 --> 00:07:31,026 - Batman out. - Good luck, Batman. 190 00:07:31,126 --> 00:07:33,229 I hope Harvey Dent appreciates what you do for him. 191 00:07:33,329 --> 00:07:35,397 narrator: Above the city, across the water, 192 00:07:35,498 --> 00:07:37,867 the Bat-Signal illuminates on cue 193 00:07:37,967 --> 00:07:40,035 and the Boy Wonder tunes his receiver frequency. 194 00:07:40,135 --> 00:07:42,171 - [static crackles] - Further instructions. 195 00:07:42,238 --> 00:07:43,906 Mr. Gemini is secure under lockdown. 196 00:07:44,006 --> 00:07:46,509 Repeat: Mr. Gemini is in his twin bed, over. 197 00:07:46,575 --> 00:07:47,877 - Team leader, this is surveillance. 198 00:07:47,977 --> 00:07:49,245 Go ahead. 199 00:07:49,345 --> 00:07:51,413 - I got cameras out down here again. 200 00:07:51,514 --> 00:07:52,882 It's been happening all night. 201 00:07:52,982 --> 00:07:55,084 - Copy that. All positions check in. 202 00:07:55,184 --> 00:07:57,586 - This is Sardine. All clear in the hallway. 203 00:07:57,686 --> 00:07:59,688 - Fluke here. All clear in room 222. 204 00:07:59,755 --> 00:08:02,157 - It's Flounder. All secure on the balcony. 205 00:08:02,224 --> 00:08:04,493 Nothing going on out here. 206 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:06,095 Bat-Signal went up a minute ago. 207 00:08:06,195 --> 00:08:07,596 - Yuh-oh. 208 00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:09,265 - Somebody's gonna have a rough night. 209 00:08:09,365 --> 00:08:11,901 - [chuckles] - Yep, sucks to be them. 210 00:08:12,001 --> 00:08:13,602 - And they don't know what's coming. 211 00:08:13,702 --> 00:08:14,770 You never think the signal's for you. 212 00:08:14,870 --> 00:08:16,171 It's the odds. 213 00:08:16,238 --> 00:08:18,007 900 crimes a night in this town, 214 00:08:18,073 --> 00:08:20,776 what are the odds I'm the yegg that gets caught? 215 00:08:20,876 --> 00:08:22,611 Hey, I heard something. 216 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:24,179 I'm gonna go check it out real quick. 217 00:08:24,246 --> 00:08:25,681 Heating duct's making noise. 218 00:08:25,748 --> 00:08:27,416 I might have to call maintenance. 219 00:08:27,516 --> 00:08:29,218 Copy that, Sardine. 220 00:08:29,285 --> 00:08:30,619 Hey, Fluke, you think 221 00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:32,121 they really call him with that thing? 222 00:08:32,221 --> 00:08:33,889 - What the Bat-Signal? Oh, no way. 223 00:08:33,956 --> 00:08:37,259 That's not what it's for. Don't kid yourself. 224 00:08:37,359 --> 00:08:39,295 - But what's it for, then? - Oh, it's a transmitter 225 00:08:39,395 --> 00:08:42,097 for sub-trans-nebular omega rays. 226 00:08:42,197 --> 00:08:44,199 - You said omega rays? - Yeah, that's what it is. 227 00:08:44,266 --> 00:08:46,902 It shoots out omega rays along a trans-nebular vortex vector. 228 00:08:46,969 --> 00:08:49,138 They travel on an astral photonic sub-frequency, 229 00:08:49,238 --> 00:08:51,407 so we're probably getting blipped right now. 230 00:08:51,473 --> 00:08:53,042 - What the frig are omega rays? 231 00:08:53,108 --> 00:08:54,710 - What, are you stupid? Reverse engineered 232 00:08:54,777 --> 00:08:56,312 alien technology from Wayne Enterprises 233 00:08:56,412 --> 00:08:57,980 in partnership with GCPD. Mind control. 234 00:08:58,080 --> 00:08:59,782 Also makes you sterile. It's why these days, 235 00:08:59,882 --> 00:09:01,250 I always keep my privates wrapped in tinfoil. 236 00:09:01,317 --> 00:09:02,718 Oh, Fluke. 237 00:09:02,785 --> 00:09:04,420 - Yeah, you know, better safe than sorry. 238 00:09:04,486 --> 00:09:06,255 - You know, Fluke, you ain't right ever since 239 00:09:06,322 --> 00:09:08,257 Penguin put you in the fish tank for the weekend. 240 00:09:08,324 --> 00:09:10,225 - Hey, I had a lot of time to think when I was in there. 241 00:09:10,292 --> 00:09:12,227 A lot of things make sense to me now. 242 00:09:12,294 --> 00:09:14,496 Like, you think Batman just invents 243 00:09:14,597 --> 00:09:16,098 those crazy gizmos he's got? 244 00:09:16,165 --> 00:09:17,800 And the car? No way. 245 00:09:17,900 --> 00:09:20,336 Recovered alien tech from planet Zur-en-arrh 246 00:09:20,436 --> 00:09:22,304 supplied to him by black budget projects 247 00:09:22,404 --> 00:09:24,139 at Wayne Industries. Ask Sardine. 248 00:09:24,239 --> 00:09:25,407 His cousin works at Wayne. Tell him, Sardo. 249 00:09:25,474 --> 00:09:26,842 [static crackles] 250 00:09:26,942 --> 00:09:28,510 - Sardine, you check out that noise? 251 00:09:28,611 --> 00:09:31,947 - [groaning] - I didn't copy-- 252 00:09:32,014 --> 00:09:33,682 - [strained] Batman. 253 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:35,351 [groans] 254 00:09:35,451 --> 00:09:36,919 - Did he say-- - Already on it. 255 00:09:36,986 --> 00:09:38,520 Clearing evac route. Do we have-- 256 00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:40,322 - Alert, all positions. I got cameras back. 257 00:09:40,422 --> 00:09:41,957 Can confirm we have been infiltrated by the Batman. 258 00:09:42,024 --> 00:09:43,459 - [alarm blaring] - You can't be serious. 259 00:09:43,525 --> 00:09:44,994 - Flounder, he's coming your way. 260 00:09:45,094 --> 00:09:46,128 - Oh, no. - He's coming around-- 261 00:09:46,195 --> 00:09:47,363 He's in the hallway. 262 00:09:47,463 --> 00:09:49,365 My God, he's fast. He's-- 263 00:09:49,465 --> 00:09:51,033 [crashing] 264 00:09:51,133 --> 00:09:52,267 We have another agent down. 265 00:09:52,334 --> 00:09:53,702 Room 222, be advised. 266 00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:55,771 The Batman is moving on your position. 267 00:09:55,838 --> 00:09:57,206 - What do I do? - He's passing room 200. 268 00:09:57,306 --> 00:09:58,841 - 208. - Oh, God. 269 00:09:58,941 --> 00:10:00,442 - Listen to me, Fluke. This is team leader. 270 00:10:00,509 --> 00:10:02,111 Hold position in room 222 271 00:10:02,177 --> 00:10:03,812 and prepare for solo engagement with-- 272 00:10:03,879 --> 00:10:05,714 - [laughing] - What is that? 273 00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:08,550 - Are you laughing? - 212, 218-- 274 00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:10,886 - Get ahold of yourself. You have a job to do. 275 00:10:10,986 --> 00:10:12,655 What is so damn funny? 276 00:10:12,721 --> 00:10:15,190 No, it's just... 277 00:10:15,290 --> 00:10:17,159 you never think the signal's there for you. 278 00:10:17,226 --> 00:10:19,128 [crash] [groans] 279 00:10:19,194 --> 00:10:20,829 [static crackling] 280 00:10:20,896 --> 00:10:22,631 narrator: Harvey Dent is feeling a peace 281 00:10:22,698 --> 00:10:24,166 that is the perfect inverse 282 00:10:24,233 --> 00:10:26,669 of the coming fury of Oswald Cobblepot. 283 00:10:26,735 --> 00:10:28,570 Two sides of a plug nickel 284 00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:31,573 called life and death in Gotham City. 285 00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:33,409 Who knows what evil dwells 286 00:10:33,509 --> 00:10:35,744 in the heart of the dark of the city? 287 00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:39,148 One lone defender of the night, Bat-Mite! 288 00:10:39,214 --> 00:10:41,583 - [bright music] - Hey, boys and girls. 289 00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:42,918 You've seen him at the cinema. 290 00:10:43,018 --> 00:10:44,753 You've seen him in the funny papers. 291 00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:48,257 Now Bat-Mite needs your help in his crime-busting crusade. 292 00:10:48,357 --> 00:10:49,525 Heed the call. 293 00:10:49,591 --> 00:10:51,760 He wants you to join the Mite Brigade. 294 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,495 - I'm serious. - Tell your parents 295 00:10:53,562 --> 00:10:56,532 to subscribe to home delivery of the "Gotham Gazette," 296 00:10:56,598 --> 00:10:58,367 and we'll send you your official 297 00:10:58,434 --> 00:11:00,536 Bat-Mite junior crime-fighting kit. 298 00:11:00,602 --> 00:11:03,105 You'll get everything you need for an afternoon 299 00:11:03,205 --> 00:11:04,940 of wholesome crime-busting fun. 300 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,943 A rope, a mask, a black bodysuit, 301 00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:10,713 a lockpick, a pair of custom-made handcuffs, 302 00:11:10,779 --> 00:11:13,449 a glass cutter, and a sack of smoke bombs. 303 00:11:13,549 --> 00:11:15,617 What could go wrong? [boing] 304 00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:17,953 Sounds like the first mystery for you to solve 305 00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:19,521 as a member of the Mite Brigade. 306 00:11:19,588 --> 00:11:20,756 singers: ♪ He's out on the prowl ♪ 307 00:11:20,856 --> 00:11:22,458 ♪ In his cape and his cowl ♪ 308 00:11:22,558 --> 00:11:25,094 ♪ ♪ 309 00:11:25,194 --> 00:11:29,264 ♪ So you evildoers best beware ♪ 310 00:11:29,364 --> 00:11:31,033 ♪ ♪ 311 00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:32,935 narrator: Gotham, a windmill 312 00:11:33,035 --> 00:11:35,471 spinning backwards on a still night. 313 00:11:35,571 --> 00:11:37,306 Join us now for another tale 314 00:11:37,406 --> 00:11:40,476 of life and death in Gotham City. 315 00:11:40,576 --> 00:11:42,311 Two-Face floats peacefully 316 00:11:42,411 --> 00:11:45,247 in the featureless void of his deep unconscious. 317 00:11:45,314 --> 00:11:46,882 [groaning] 318 00:11:46,949 --> 00:11:48,584 - Don't move, Harvey. - [as the Other] Batman? 319 00:11:48,650 --> 00:11:50,919 - Sleep now, Harvey. I'm getting you out of here. 320 00:11:50,986 --> 00:11:52,488 narrator: The last thing he remembers 321 00:11:52,588 --> 00:11:53,989 is the hiss of the aerosol 322 00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:57,226 and the acrid smell of potent hypnotic gas. 323 00:11:57,292 --> 00:12:00,262 But as his consciousness slowly rises to the surface, 324 00:12:00,329 --> 00:12:02,898 the sound that beckons him is the voice of... 325 00:12:02,965 --> 00:12:04,466 - a friend? - Harvey. 326 00:12:04,566 --> 00:12:06,668 narrator: Two-Face slowly opens one eye. 327 00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:09,438 He lays in a lavish four-poster bed. 328 00:12:09,505 --> 00:12:12,674 At his side, tending to him like a faithful valet, 329 00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:13,942 is Bruce Wayne. 330 00:12:14,009 --> 00:12:16,678 - Well, it's a cinch you ain't Batman. 331 00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:19,248 - Easy. Batman brought you here 332 00:12:19,314 --> 00:12:21,150 to stay with me for a little while. 333 00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:24,419 - [sighs] The last thing I remember-- 334 00:12:24,486 --> 00:12:27,689 now I'm--hey. 335 00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:29,291 I know this place. 336 00:12:29,358 --> 00:12:31,794 narrator: Slowly, Harvey's other eye flutters open. 337 00:12:31,860 --> 00:12:34,163 - [as Harvey] Bruce? - Welcome back, Harvey. 338 00:12:34,263 --> 00:12:36,198 Been a while since you came by the house. 339 00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:37,766 - Bruce, what-- 340 00:12:37,833 --> 00:12:39,101 what's happening here? 341 00:12:39,168 --> 00:12:41,036 - You're going through a tough time. 342 00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:42,971 I thought you could stay here for a while, 343 00:12:43,038 --> 00:12:46,508 that is, if your partner won't cause me any trouble. 344 00:12:46,608 --> 00:12:48,677 - [as the Other] Who, me? - Yes, you. 345 00:12:48,777 --> 00:12:52,548 - What did I do? - I have concerns about you. 346 00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:54,883 - You also got a liquor cabinet, Fauntleroy? 347 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:56,151 Of course. 348 00:12:56,218 --> 00:12:58,120 - Then what do I got to be sore about? 349 00:12:58,187 --> 00:13:00,389 [as Harvey] Bruce, Bruce, you don't understand, 350 00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:02,524 I have a lot of work left to do for the Penguin. 351 00:13:02,624 --> 00:13:03,859 - You don't work for him anymore. 352 00:13:03,959 --> 00:13:05,561 He's got big plans, Bruce. 353 00:13:05,661 --> 00:13:07,329 What we've done for him, 354 00:13:07,396 --> 00:13:09,832 it will all collapse without us, Bruce. 355 00:13:09,898 --> 00:13:11,466 Do you know what the Penguin will do 356 00:13:11,533 --> 00:13:12,835 when he starts to lose it all? 357 00:13:12,901 --> 00:13:14,336 Please lie back down, Harvey. 358 00:13:14,403 --> 00:13:15,737 You can tell me later. 359 00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:17,673 - Right now, what I need is-- - Wait, wait. 360 00:13:17,739 --> 00:13:19,141 narrator: Harvey's eye lights upon 361 00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:20,709 a large leather-bound book 362 00:13:20,809 --> 00:13:22,845 sitting next to a steaming cup of tea 363 00:13:22,911 --> 00:13:24,146 on his bedside table. 364 00:13:24,213 --> 00:13:26,682 - This book. "Don Quixote." 365 00:13:26,748 --> 00:13:29,184 - I thought you might like something to read. 366 00:13:29,251 --> 00:13:32,921 - One man, both a hero and a fool. 367 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,990 - You remember it. - The press, 368 00:13:35,057 --> 00:13:38,193 they called Harvey Dent "DA Don Q," didn't they? 369 00:13:38,260 --> 00:13:41,763 Deluded, certain to fail in a decrepit crusade 370 00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:43,932 to rid Gotham of its monsters. 371 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:46,401 - And they called me your Sancho Panza. 372 00:13:46,501 --> 00:13:48,937 I'm still willing to fight your windmills with you, Harvey. 373 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,739 narrator: Harvey Dent looks into the eyes 374 00:13:50,839 --> 00:13:52,374 of his erstwhile friend. 375 00:13:52,441 --> 00:13:54,243 The caring and compassionate 376 00:13:54,343 --> 00:13:56,778 and strangely familiar eyes. 377 00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:59,414 - [as the Other] Say, a book this old and ugly 378 00:13:59,514 --> 00:14:00,883 must cost a pretty penny. 379 00:14:00,949 --> 00:14:03,552 [as Harvey] Careful, please. This... 380 00:14:03,619 --> 00:14:05,354 is a Rothchild House edition. 381 00:14:05,420 --> 00:14:07,623 Very few survived the Great London Fire. 382 00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:10,792 Wait, we gave you this book. 383 00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,127 Check the inscription. 384 00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:16,198 "To Bruce, faithful squire." 385 00:14:16,265 --> 00:14:19,468 No, we didn't give you this book. 386 00:14:19,568 --> 00:14:21,703 I gave you this book. 387 00:14:21,770 --> 00:14:23,138 Harvey, all I need from you 388 00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:24,940 is some legality to your stay here, 389 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:27,476 to protect us both from Oswald Cobblepot. 390 00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:30,879 - What? Oh, yeah. Of course. 391 00:14:30,946 --> 00:14:33,148 [clears throat] All right, call this number. 392 00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:34,449 You know Judge Hellman? 393 00:14:34,549 --> 00:14:35,984 - He's cheated me in a few rounds of golf. 394 00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:37,886 - Tell him you're filing an emergency petition 395 00:14:37,953 --> 00:14:39,821 for guardianship under subsection D 396 00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:42,157 of the Valstead Code with expedited process 397 00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:43,992 pursuant to a physician's examination. 398 00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:45,327 - Brilliant. [knock on door] 399 00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:47,963 - Excuse me, sir. - Hey, it's Alfred. 400 00:14:48,063 --> 00:14:50,332 [as the Other] He the mope that takes the drink orders? 401 00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:52,134 - A pleasure to have your company once again, sir. 402 00:14:52,234 --> 00:14:54,002 - Would you excuse me a moment, Harvey? 403 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:56,505 - There's a car coming up the front drive, Master Bruce. 404 00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:58,974 - Dr. Crane. He's here for his payment. 405 00:14:59,074 --> 00:15:01,677 Did the film canisters arrive from the Wayne Media archives? 406 00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:03,245 They did, and they're on 407 00:15:03,312 --> 00:15:05,280 the receiving table in the grand foyer. 408 00:15:05,347 --> 00:15:07,249 Shall I invite the doctor into the study? 409 00:15:07,316 --> 00:15:08,817 No, stay with Harvey. 410 00:15:08,917 --> 00:15:10,185 As soon as I've dealt with Crane, 411 00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:12,287 I'll work up the detox protocol. 412 00:15:12,354 --> 00:15:14,456 Harvey will start to withdraw imminently. 413 00:15:14,523 --> 00:15:16,158 - We can't let that happen. - Very good, sir. 414 00:15:16,258 --> 00:15:18,427 - And let me know when Robin comes back in from patrol. 415 00:15:18,493 --> 00:15:20,529 narrator: In a moment, Bruce Wayne is downstairs 416 00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:22,864 opening the vast front door of his father's home 417 00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,266 to greet the late arrival. 418 00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:26,335 - Good evening, Doctor. - Mr. Wayne. 419 00:15:26,435 --> 00:15:28,704 Thank you for receiving me at this hour. 420 00:15:28,804 --> 00:15:32,040 I confess, I could scarcely wait to get my goodies. 421 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,109 - Your patient is resting comfortably, Doctor. 422 00:15:34,176 --> 00:15:35,610 Thank you for your concern. 423 00:15:35,677 --> 00:15:39,014 Ah, yes. Splendid. 424 00:15:39,114 --> 00:15:41,550 Are those the film canisters over there? 425 00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:44,553 - That's it--the complete and uncut master print 426 00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:46,822 of Basil Karlo's infamous final film. 427 00:15:46,888 --> 00:15:49,891 - There was only ever one private screening. 428 00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:52,494 15 studio executives... 429 00:15:52,561 --> 00:15:56,665 thought they had what it took to face "The Second Skin." 430 00:15:56,732 --> 00:16:00,569 The toughest of them made it through the opening credits, 431 00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:03,171 but before the first scene was finished, 432 00:16:03,238 --> 00:16:06,341 he had put his own eyes out like everyone else. 433 00:16:06,408 --> 00:16:08,910 They say the worst part of finding that screening room 434 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:12,314 full of eyeless men is what blissful relief 435 00:16:12,381 --> 00:16:14,850 they seemed to be enjoying, staring at the ceiling 436 00:16:14,916 --> 00:16:17,085 with empty sockets as the tail end 437 00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:20,055 of the film reel flapped in the empty projector. 438 00:16:20,155 --> 00:16:23,825 - A grotesque story and an excellent reason 439 00:16:23,892 --> 00:16:25,427 for why I'm adjusting the terms of our deal. 440 00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:27,029 Adjusting? 441 00:16:27,095 --> 00:16:29,164 - I'm not letting you take the film off the premises. 442 00:16:29,231 --> 00:16:31,400 You can examine it here freely in my screening room, 443 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:34,569 but at no point does the film ever leave my supervision. 444 00:16:34,669 --> 00:16:37,572 As you've just said, it's dangerous. 445 00:16:37,672 --> 00:16:38,940 Hardly honorable. 446 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,609 - And yet it's the right thing to do. 447 00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:44,279 - The film must remain here at Wayne Manor, you said. 448 00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:46,748 - Those are the only terms I'll accept. 449 00:16:46,848 --> 00:16:49,351 - What luck. I was already planning 450 00:16:49,418 --> 00:16:50,685 on staying a while, 451 00:16:50,752 --> 00:16:53,622 so your terms are perfectly acceptable. 452 00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:55,123 I beg your pardon? Staying? 453 00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:57,426 - In the capacity of your personal physician. 454 00:16:57,526 --> 00:16:59,194 You've got a long recovery ahead of you. 455 00:16:59,261 --> 00:17:00,462 Recovery? 456 00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:02,130 I don't need medical attention, Doctor. 457 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:04,466 - Well, not yet. [cannister pops, fizzes] 458 00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:06,234 - What-- [choking] 459 00:17:06,301 --> 00:17:08,770 narrator: In an instant, Bruce Wayne finds himself 460 00:17:08,870 --> 00:17:11,473 choking on a roiling plume of orange gas 461 00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:13,108 that billows from the coat sleeve 462 00:17:13,208 --> 00:17:15,110 of the suddenly aggressive alienist. 463 00:17:15,210 --> 00:17:16,978 - What? No. narrator: When the gas begins 464 00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:20,148 to clear, a face swims out of the acrid fog. 465 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:23,885 A hideous face wrapped in rotten patchwork burlap. 466 00:17:23,952 --> 00:17:25,120 Scarecrow. 467 00:17:25,220 --> 00:17:28,323 - Oh, you poor, little orphan boy. 468 00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:30,992 What exquisite fears you must have 469 00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:33,261 in the pit of your pampered soul. 470 00:17:33,328 --> 00:17:35,097 I confess, after you left my office, 471 00:17:35,163 --> 00:17:38,667 I couldn't get my mind off the thought of little Bruce 472 00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:42,337 standing in an alley behind the movie theater, 473 00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:45,440 wracked by a fear that, to this very day, 474 00:17:45,507 --> 00:17:49,144 gnaws you raw from the inside. 475 00:17:49,244 --> 00:17:50,645 Dear Father-- [gunshot] 476 00:17:50,745 --> 00:17:52,347 Dear Mother-- [gunshot] 477 00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:54,182 - I'll take that necklace you're wearing, lady. 478 00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:56,518 - You're back there right now, aren't you? 479 00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:59,588 - [coughs] - Yes, yes, that's-- 480 00:17:59,654 --> 00:18:02,357 that's a potent batch there. 481 00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:04,693 Very specially formulated. 482 00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:06,995 Eventually, I'm gonna use it on the Batman, 483 00:18:07,095 --> 00:18:10,665 but I'm very excited about this little test run. 484 00:18:10,765 --> 00:18:14,169 [chuckles] Now then, to the dining room. 485 00:18:14,269 --> 00:18:16,605 Get the fine china out. [crash, hollering] 486 00:18:16,671 --> 00:18:20,208 narrator: Scarecrow's faithful motorcycle gang, Dem Bones, 487 00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:21,610 ride a dozen strong 488 00:18:21,676 --> 00:18:24,446 into the grand foyer of Wayne Manor. 489 00:18:24,513 --> 00:18:28,016 - I am gonna eat your fears, little orphan boy. 490 00:18:28,116 --> 00:18:30,452 narrator: Bruce Wayne now knows the secret identity 491 00:18:30,519 --> 00:18:34,055 of the Scarecrow, but he is brought low by the discovery. 492 00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:37,859 As Wayne Manor is overrun by the vile Scarecrow gang, 493 00:18:37,959 --> 00:18:41,563 the evening forecast is horror with a chance of madness. 494 00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:43,665 And what of Alfred and Two-Face? 495 00:18:43,732 --> 00:18:46,701 Stay tuned for the answers in an imminent tale 496 00:18:46,801 --> 00:18:49,804 of life and death in Gotham City. 497 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:54,876 - From the distant reaches of space, 498 00:18:54,976 --> 00:18:57,812 to the phantom planet Zur-en-arrh-- 499 00:18:57,879 --> 00:19:01,349 - These three contestants will compete for cash 500 00:19:01,416 --> 00:19:03,018 and fabulous prizes on-- 501 00:19:03,084 --> 00:19:05,754 - First pitch from Deskin. Fastball. Strike one. 502 00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:07,889 Swat Fleischacker has struck out three times today, 503 00:19:07,989 --> 00:19:09,724 and he fouled out to Caluwe last time. 504 00:19:09,824 --> 00:19:12,727 - Sorry to say the magic in that bat might've run out. 505 00:19:12,827 --> 00:19:15,430 That's bad news if you're betting on Swat 506 00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:16,932 keeping his hitting streak alive. 507 00:19:17,032 --> 00:19:18,500 And we know you are despite 508 00:19:18,567 --> 00:19:20,602 your many broken promises to your family. 509 00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:22,437 Why, Lou? Just why? 510 00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:24,773 - Deskin gets the sign and--what's this? 511 00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:27,742 Swat chose bunt, and now Beltran charges down the line. 512 00:19:27,842 --> 00:19:29,511 Look out! Holy mercy. 513 00:19:29,578 --> 00:19:31,379 Fleischacker fakes the bunt and swings away. 514 00:19:31,446 --> 00:19:33,949 Beltran goes down as the ball caroms off his kneecap. 515 00:19:34,049 --> 00:19:36,885 - I can't patella lie, Lou. That's gonna hurt. 516 00:19:36,952 --> 00:19:38,453 - [groaning] - That is very clever, 517 00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:40,355 but the man is gruesomely injured. 518 00:19:40,422 --> 00:19:42,123 Runner advances, Fleischacker is safe, 519 00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:43,959 and the streak is at 58. 520 00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:46,962 Swat's magic bat comes through with an old-school fake-out, 521 00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:48,964 and finally, the Gaslamps show some-- 522 00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:52,267 narrator: Life and death in Gotham City--epilogue. 523 00:19:52,367 --> 00:19:54,970 - Gaslamps faithful breathing a sigh of relief tonight 524 00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:57,439 after rookie Toots Tully crushed a Deskin meatball 525 00:19:57,539 --> 00:19:59,975 high off the right field foul pole for a game-winning 526 00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:02,577 homerun to secure another unlikely rally. 527 00:20:02,644 --> 00:20:05,313 Final score, Gaslamps win 5-4. 528 00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:06,982 And if it's meatballs that you like, 529 00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:09,651 head on down to the new Mama Dagmar's Diner 530 00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:12,153 - where every-- - Yes. Yes, Maxie, 531 00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:14,055 I saw the game. Yes. [bird squawking] 532 00:20:14,122 --> 00:20:15,657 Yes, it was a close one. 533 00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:19,294 Don't get your toga in a knot. They won, didn't they? 534 00:20:19,394 --> 00:20:21,830 Whatever you bet on the Lamps tonight, 535 00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:24,599 let it ride. Double it, if you can. 536 00:20:24,666 --> 00:20:28,169 Swat Fleischaker's hot streak will hold out. 537 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:30,739 You can count on it. How do I know? 538 00:20:30,805 --> 00:20:32,107 [chuckles] 539 00:20:32,173 --> 00:20:34,809 How does anyone know anything in this town? 540 00:20:34,909 --> 00:20:38,747 Because the fix is in on the next Gaslamps game. 541 00:20:38,813 --> 00:20:40,348 [laughs] 542 00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:43,018 As I say, bet with confidence. 543 00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:45,120 Bet the farm even, old boy. 544 00:20:45,186 --> 00:20:47,856 Does Mount Olympus have farms? I don't even know. 545 00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:50,425 At any rate, the worst odds in the city 546 00:20:50,492 --> 00:20:52,460 will still pay out a fortune. 547 00:20:52,527 --> 00:20:55,096 You have my word. 548 00:20:55,163 --> 00:20:57,132 Oh, Maxie, you make rigging 549 00:20:57,198 --> 00:20:59,634 a baseball game sound difficult. 550 00:20:59,701 --> 00:21:03,605 Nothing in Gotham City is beyond my influence right now. 551 00:21:03,672 --> 00:21:07,042 This is a trifling demonstration of my reach. 552 00:21:07,142 --> 00:21:09,144 Are you doubting me, Maxie? 553 00:21:09,210 --> 00:21:11,980 You heard what? Well, don't be ridiculous. 554 00:21:12,047 --> 00:21:15,717 Instability, in my organization? 555 00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:19,154 What--oh, come now, this isn't Santa Prisca. 556 00:21:19,220 --> 00:21:21,389 This is Gotham City. 557 00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:23,158 Things couldn't be better. 558 00:21:23,224 --> 00:21:24,492 [phone clicks] [groans] 559 00:21:24,559 --> 00:21:28,296 Things couldn't be worse, Mr. DeCondor! 560 00:21:28,363 --> 00:21:32,300 My business partner and legal counsel is abducted. 561 00:21:32,367 --> 00:21:37,472 My crooked cops can't kill a single psychopathic clown. 562 00:21:37,539 --> 00:21:41,509 My empire is besieged by incompetence! 563 00:21:41,576 --> 00:21:46,081 All of my carefully laid plans are crumbling. 564 00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:47,515 And now I have to figure out 565 00:21:47,582 --> 00:21:50,919 how to rig a bloody baseball game 566 00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:53,521 to keep the natives from getting restless? 567 00:21:53,588 --> 00:21:56,725 How the flying fish am I supposed to do that? 568 00:21:56,825 --> 00:22:00,895 Prithee, Providence, where did I do thee insult? 569 00:22:00,995 --> 00:22:02,497 Cool down, Oswald. 570 00:22:02,564 --> 00:22:03,932 You want to be the first penguin 571 00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:05,400 to ever die of heat stroke? 572 00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:06,835 Catwoman? 573 00:22:06,901 --> 00:22:09,771 How do you keep getting in here? 574 00:22:09,871 --> 00:22:13,942 I am so tired of you hospitalizing my employees. 575 00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:18,279 - Relax--I'm the answer to your sweaty little prayers. 576 00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:20,014 I heard you need to catch a clown. 577 00:22:20,081 --> 00:22:22,784 You give me protection from this price on my head, 578 00:22:22,884 --> 00:22:24,452 I'll get you your clown. 579 00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:27,255 narrator: Life and death in Gotham City, 580 00:22:27,355 --> 00:22:29,124 to be continued... 581 00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:33,461 "Batman: The Audio Adventures," 582 00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:36,531 written and directed by Dennis McNicholas. 583 00:22:36,598 --> 00:22:39,968 Batman created by Bob Kane with Bill Finger. 584 00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:42,237 Based on characters from DC. 585 00:22:42,303 --> 00:22:45,106 With performances by Jeffrey Wright, 586 00:22:45,206 --> 00:22:48,143 Aristotle Athari, Ike Barinholtz, 587 00:22:48,243 --> 00:22:51,146 Rosario Dawson, Steve Higgins, 588 00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:53,815 Toby Huss, Gillian Jacobs, 589 00:22:53,915 --> 00:22:57,051 John Leguizamo, Dennis McNicholas, 590 00:22:57,118 --> 00:22:59,554 Tim Meadows, Seth Meyers, 591 00:22:59,621 --> 00:23:02,223 Bobby Moynihan, Chris Parnell, 592 00:23:02,290 --> 00:23:04,826 Katie Rich, Ben Rodgers, 593 00:23:04,926 --> 00:23:07,462 Paul Scheer, Pete Schultz, 594 00:23:07,562 --> 00:23:09,998 Brooke Shields, Brent Spiner, 595 00:23:10,098 --> 00:23:12,434 Kenan Thompson, Alan Tudyk, 596 00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:15,970 Bradley Whitford, Melissa Villaseñor, 597 00:23:16,070 --> 00:23:18,673 Eli Brueggemann, Doug Bossi, 598 00:23:18,773 --> 00:23:21,576 Ronjini Brown, Chris Gibney, 599 00:23:21,643 --> 00:23:24,112 Julie Larson, Erica Phillips, 600 00:23:24,179 --> 00:23:26,681 Rosie Phillips, Tony Phillips, 601 00:23:26,781 --> 00:23:29,184 Zoey Phillips, Deirdre Quinn, 602 00:23:29,284 --> 00:23:30,819 Robbie Wyckoff. 603 00:23:30,919 --> 00:23:34,923 Executive producers, John Berg, Angela Petrella. 604 00:23:34,989 --> 00:23:37,325 Produced by Dennis McNicholas. 605 00:23:37,425 --> 00:23:39,594 Executives in charge of production, 606 00:23:39,661 --> 00:23:42,330 Shaleen Desai, Peter Girardi. 607 00:23:42,430 --> 00:23:44,365 Producer, Tyler Dorson. 608 00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:46,868 Production services by Cast Media. 609 00:23:46,968 --> 00:23:48,837 Producer, Colin Thompson. 610 00:23:48,937 --> 00:23:51,539 Coordinating producer, DJ Lubel. 611 00:23:51,639 --> 00:23:53,675 Music by Doug Bossi. 612 00:23:53,775 --> 00:23:55,977 Sound recording, design, and mixing 613 00:23:56,044 --> 00:23:57,512 by Big Yellow Duck. 614 00:23:57,612 --> 00:24:00,181 Sound design, mixing, dialogue editing, 615 00:24:00,281 --> 00:24:02,851 and rerecording mixing by Chris Gibney. 616 00:24:02,951 --> 00:24:05,453 Dialogue editing and additional post-production 617 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,021 by Julie Larson. 618 00:24:07,121 --> 00:24:10,225 Original songs by Doug Bossi and Tony Phillips. 619 00:24:10,325 --> 00:24:12,026 The characters and events depicted 620 00:24:12,126 --> 00:24:13,862 in this podcast are fictional. 621 00:24:13,962 --> 00:24:16,297 Any similarity to any actual person 622 00:24:16,364 --> 00:24:19,167 living or dead or to any actual events, 623 00:24:19,234 --> 00:24:22,704 firms, places, and institutions or other entities 624 00:24:22,804 --> 00:24:24,973 is coincidental and unintentional. 625 00:24:25,039 --> 00:24:27,075 This podcast is protected under the laws 626 00:24:27,175 --> 00:24:29,544 of the United States and other countries, 627 00:24:29,644 --> 00:24:31,312 and its unauthorized duplication, 628 00:24:31,379 --> 00:24:33,147 distribution, or exhibition 629 00:24:33,214 --> 00:24:36,651 may result in civil liability and criminal prosecution. 630 00:24:36,718 --> 00:24:39,821 Country of first publication, United States of America. 631 00:24:39,888 --> 00:24:41,923 "Batman: the Audio Adventures," 632 00:24:42,023 --> 00:24:43,424 copyright 2022, 633 00:24:43,525 --> 00:24:45,393 Warner Brothers Entertainment Incorporated. 634 00:24:45,493 --> 00:24:48,029 Batman and all related characters and elements 635 00:24:48,096 --> 00:24:50,565 are trademark and copyright DC. 636 00:24:50,665 --> 00:24:52,200 All rights reserved. 637 00:24:52,267 --> 00:24:55,203 [jazz music] 638 00:24:55,270 --> 00:24:56,771 ♪ ♪