1 00:00:26,259 --> 00:00:27,494 All right! 2 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:28,428 Hey! 3 00:00:30,563 --> 00:00:32,232 - How 'bout another round, handsome? 4 00:00:32,332 --> 00:00:33,733 Those ice cubes look dry. 5 00:00:33,833 --> 00:00:35,335 Thank you. Thank you. 6 00:00:35,402 --> 00:00:36,903 Yes, you are too kind. 7 00:00:37,003 --> 00:00:40,240 Welcome, molls and dolls, to the Aurora Borealis Room 8 00:00:40,340 --> 00:00:44,778 at Oswald Cobblepot's spectacular Iceberg Lounge. 9 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:47,447 Oh, we're just getting jumpin' tonight, mm-hmm. 10 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:49,082 That was "Two is the Magic Number," 11 00:00:49,182 --> 00:00:52,118 and before that, "The Number 2 Second Street Serenade." 12 00:00:52,218 --> 00:00:54,854 So now grab your better half. We're gonna double down 13 00:00:54,921 --> 00:00:56,623 with "Ain't We a Pair." 14 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:12,806 Boo! 15 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:15,041 - Whoo-ee, somebody needs a fresh drink. 16 00:01:15,108 --> 00:01:17,744 - Come on! Play "Three Day Weekend." 17 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:20,480 - Easy there, sir. We're playing "Ain't We a Pair." 18 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:22,649 Have a drink and enjoy the show. 19 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,451 - No, I'm sick of it, all right? 20 00:01:24,551 --> 00:01:27,387 All night long, it's "Tea for Two," 21 00:01:27,454 --> 00:01:28,988 "Bicycle Built for Two," 22 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:32,292 "Doo Bee Doo Makes Two"-- twos all night long! 23 00:01:32,392 --> 00:01:36,663 I got the number two coming out of my rear end here, all right? 24 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:39,232 Enough with the two! 25 00:01:39,299 --> 00:01:40,500 Play something else! 26 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,936 - Please, sir, we have a set list. 27 00:01:43,002 --> 00:01:44,237 We don't take requests. 28 00:01:44,304 --> 00:01:46,106 - I wanna hear "Three Day Weekend." 29 00:01:46,172 --> 00:01:49,676 - Sir, we have a VIP guest upstairs who insists on a-- 30 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:52,412 - Oh, really? Oh, thank you so much 31 00:01:52,479 --> 00:01:54,314 for the news flash, Vicki Vale. 32 00:01:54,414 --> 00:01:55,915 You think this whole town doesn't know 33 00:01:55,982 --> 00:01:57,584 who's up in room 222? 34 00:01:57,650 --> 00:01:59,185 You got Two-Face hiding out up there! 35 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:00,487 Yeah, I said it. 36 00:02:00,587 --> 00:02:02,088 - Sir! - Ah, that's why no one's 37 00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:03,857 seen him lately, all right, 'cause he's cracked. 38 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:07,994 He's shuffling around in a bathrobe, talking to himself-- 39 00:02:08,094 --> 00:02:10,196 not that you'd notice the difference, am I right? 40 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:11,698 - Sir, I'm going to have to-- 41 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:13,299 - Yeah, what? You're gonna have to what? 42 00:02:13,366 --> 00:02:15,034 You're gonna-- you know who I am? 43 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,303 Do you know who I am? I pay 15% 44 00:02:17,370 --> 00:02:20,306 off the top of my operation to Oswald Cobblepot, 45 00:02:20,373 --> 00:02:24,444 who last I heard, didn't, eh, truck with the funny farm. 46 00:02:24,511 --> 00:02:25,812 - All right? - Yes, of course, 47 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:27,213 Mr. Miniscule, it's just-- 48 00:02:27,313 --> 00:02:31,017 - Wh--hey, hey. Fats Miniscule expects 49 00:02:31,117 --> 00:02:35,488 a certain, eh, standard to be freakin' upheld! 50 00:02:35,555 --> 00:02:39,726 And that means you keep the Arkham bait locked up 51 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:42,562 in the rubber room, capisce? 52 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:45,331 You don't let them give the orders. 53 00:02:45,398 --> 00:02:48,334 All right, and another thing-- 54 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:52,038 What? What? 55 00:02:52,138 --> 00:02:53,206 What's everybody looking at? 56 00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:55,742 Oh. 57 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:57,343 F-f-f-f-f--I-- 58 00:02:57,410 --> 00:02:59,078 - We're trying to sleep upstairs... 59 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,414 And you're not helping. 60 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:03,216 - Uh, hey. 61 00:03:03,316 --> 00:03:05,919 Hey, T-t-t-t-- uh--buh--uh, Two-Face, 62 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,555 um, you're looking real, uh-- real-- 63 00:03:08,655 --> 00:03:11,357 - Easy, easy. You seem nervous, Fats. 64 00:03:11,424 --> 00:03:14,093 Relax. What's the matter? 65 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,828 You heard we been... 66 00:03:15,895 --> 00:03:17,897 A little erratic lately? 67 00:03:17,997 --> 00:03:19,365 - Hey, you understand, I-- 68 00:03:19,432 --> 00:03:21,935 I was just blowin' off some steam, you know? 69 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:25,772 - I--I didn't mean-- - We said relax. 70 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:27,507 We're not crackin' up, Fats. 71 00:03:27,574 --> 00:03:30,076 You know, we're just maybe a little, uh... 72 00:03:30,176 --> 00:03:32,912 Overworked right now. 73 00:03:33,012 --> 00:03:34,714 Pour him a double, Gigi. 74 00:03:34,781 --> 00:03:37,116 You see? We're not such a bad guy. 75 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,953 People think we're such a bad guy. 76 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,588 But we have a devil on one shoulder 77 00:03:41,688 --> 00:03:43,523 and an angel on the other, just like everyone else. 78 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:45,692 You know, like in the cartoons. 79 00:03:45,758 --> 00:03:48,394 - Argus Studios. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. 80 00:03:48,461 --> 00:03:49,796 Angel over this side... 81 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:51,564 And a devil over here. 82 00:03:51,631 --> 00:03:53,900 Right? On your worst day, it's... 83 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:55,868 Still a 50/50 proposition 84 00:03:55,935 --> 00:03:57,136 which shoulder wins. 85 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:58,238 And this isn't even 86 00:03:58,304 --> 00:03:59,272 your worst day, is it? 87 00:03:59,372 --> 00:04:00,873 - No, no, i-it's not? 88 00:04:00,940 --> 00:04:02,609 No, sure it ain't. 89 00:04:02,709 --> 00:04:04,110 And good news for you, 90 00:04:04,210 --> 00:04:07,614 we listen to our angel all the time. 91 00:04:07,714 --> 00:04:09,449 But here's the problem, Fats. 92 00:04:09,549 --> 00:04:13,920 The angel on our shoulder has an angel on his shoulder. 93 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:15,421 You follow? 94 00:04:15,488 --> 00:04:16,923 - Yeah, yeah, no, I--I-- - I mean, 'cause we can 95 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:18,091 listen to our angel, 96 00:04:18,157 --> 00:04:19,792 but is our angel listening... 97 00:04:19,892 --> 00:04:21,394 To his angel? 98 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:23,730 We don't know. See, 'cause the angel has 99 00:04:23,796 --> 00:04:27,066 a devil on the other shoulder. 100 00:04:27,133 --> 00:04:29,469 If our angel is listening to his devil, 101 00:04:29,569 --> 00:04:32,338 we might be better off listening to our devil. 102 00:04:32,438 --> 00:04:34,173 I mean, he's got an angel, right? 103 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:35,508 - Uh, I, uh-- 104 00:04:35,608 --> 00:04:36,843 'Cause hear us out, 105 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,478 if the angel has a devil on one shoulder, 106 00:04:38,578 --> 00:04:41,681 who's that devil listening to? His devil? 107 00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:43,416 I mean, the shoulders are getting 108 00:04:43,483 --> 00:04:44,751 pretty small here, Fats. 109 00:04:44,817 --> 00:04:46,419 But we're not done. 110 00:04:46,486 --> 00:04:48,821 That devil has a devil, and that devil has a devil, 111 00:04:48,921 --> 00:04:51,190 and that devil--oops, he listened to his angel, 112 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,426 but that angel listened to his devil, 113 00:04:53,493 --> 00:04:55,662 and who are a devil's better angels anyways? 114 00:04:55,762 --> 00:04:57,964 - Are they good at being bad? - Uh-- 115 00:04:58,031 --> 00:05:00,800 - How many devils on how many shoulders 116 00:05:00,867 --> 00:05:03,036 are we listening to when the angel starts 117 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:05,171 making with the chin music, Fats? 118 00:05:05,271 --> 00:05:07,373 - I-- - How far back do we have to go 119 00:05:07,473 --> 00:05:11,044 to get advice we can really trust here, Fats? 120 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:15,281 How many times does the path split, Fats? 121 00:05:15,348 --> 00:05:19,385 Do you see why this makes it so hard to sleep? 122 00:05:19,485 --> 00:05:21,854 - Wait, wait, wait, what are you gonna do to me? 123 00:05:21,954 --> 00:05:23,556 - Us? 124 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:25,224 We ain't doin' nothing. 125 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,993 - We're going back to bed. 126 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:28,561 It is an unseemly hour 127 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:30,730 for questions of moral relativism. 128 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:33,066 We're callin' it a night and leaving it 129 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:36,069 to our angel and our devil to sort it out. 130 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,905 That's what we keep 'em around for. 131 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:40,206 - Oh, thank God. 132 00:05:40,306 --> 00:05:42,809 Oh, and here they are now. 133 00:05:42,875 --> 00:05:44,410 - Evening, boss. - This guy giving you 134 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:46,212 - trouble, boss? - Boys, 135 00:05:46,312 --> 00:05:48,047 Fats here wants to know more 136 00:05:48,147 --> 00:05:50,516 about internal moral conflict. 137 00:05:50,583 --> 00:05:52,318 - Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. Who are these guys? 138 00:05:52,385 --> 00:05:54,220 - Oh, that's our angel and our devil. 139 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:55,755 We told you we can't trust 140 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:58,024 the two wise guys on our shoulders. 141 00:05:58,091 --> 00:06:00,660 So we hired dependable replacements. 142 00:06:00,727 --> 00:06:02,662 - Hey, Bob, be an angel 143 00:06:02,729 --> 00:06:04,230 and leave Fats a few teeth. 144 00:06:04,330 --> 00:06:05,765 - Oh, no. - You got it, boss. 145 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:08,201 - And Bub, I'm gonna pretend I didn't see 146 00:06:08,267 --> 00:06:10,870 those brass knuckles, you sneaky devil. 147 00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:13,106 - Ohh, no. - What knuckles, boss? 148 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:16,509 - Piano Man, how 'bout "Two Tickets to Timbuktu"? 149 00:06:16,576 --> 00:06:17,944 Good night all, and we are 150 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:20,279 so very sorry for the intrusion. 151 00:06:24,717 --> 00:06:26,185 - I'm sorry! 152 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:39,232 - Gotham, a fleshy fruit rotting sweetly 153 00:06:39,298 --> 00:06:41,634 inside a rind of asphalt. 154 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:43,803 Join us once again for another tale 155 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:46,639 of life and death in Gotham City. 156 00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:48,374 February 28th, 157 00:06:48,441 --> 00:06:52,278 unable to return to sleep, Harvey Dent instead returns 158 00:06:52,378 --> 00:06:54,647 to the work that has run him so ragged 159 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:56,249 these last two weeks... 160 00:06:56,315 --> 00:06:58,885 An avalanche of emergency filings, 161 00:06:58,951 --> 00:07:00,820 petitions, court injunctions, 162 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:03,956 a Byzantine maze of legal skullduggery. 163 00:07:04,056 --> 00:07:05,224 But to what purpose? 164 00:07:06,826 --> 00:07:08,261 The answer is known only 165 00:07:08,327 --> 00:07:10,830 to the addlepated attorney extraordinaire 166 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:14,167 and his new business partner slash taskmaster, 167 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,835 Oswald Cobblepot. 168 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:17,837 While Batman and Robin seek 169 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:20,773 to suppress the steady crescendo of madness 170 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:22,809 being conducted by the Scarecrow, 171 00:07:22,909 --> 00:07:25,578 the full flower of the Penguin's devious plot 172 00:07:25,645 --> 00:07:29,348 is poised to bloom with noxious effect. 173 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:32,084 The nerve center of Gotham Police Headquarters 174 00:07:32,151 --> 00:07:34,420 and its familiar odors of aftershave, 175 00:07:34,487 --> 00:07:36,622 burnt coffee, and desperation. 176 00:07:36,689 --> 00:07:38,424 On one wall, a map 177 00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:41,794 of Gotham City roughly the size of a subway car. 178 00:07:41,861 --> 00:07:43,362 Each thumbtack represents 179 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,031 - a crisis in progress. - No, no, I need twice 180 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:46,532 - the amount of men downtown now. - Each pinprick 181 00:07:46,632 --> 00:07:48,868 a conflagration of criminal mayhem. 182 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:50,636 To say that a badly beleaguered 183 00:07:50,703 --> 00:07:53,372 Commissioner Gordon lacks the necessary resources 184 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,441 to cover the ongoing catastrophe 185 00:07:55,508 --> 00:07:57,310 would be the literal truth. 186 00:07:57,376 --> 00:07:59,111 - What do you mean, we ran out of thumbtacks? 187 00:07:59,178 --> 00:08:01,013 What, in the whole building? 188 00:08:01,113 --> 00:08:03,216 Well, take down your kids' valentines. 189 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:05,151 Lieutenant, we just got word 190 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:06,552 that Penguin has completely folded 191 00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:08,221 his protection racket in the Narrows. 192 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,790 Now Two-Face's psychos are taking a bloody chunk 193 00:08:10,857 --> 00:08:13,559 out of every small-timer south of Barr Street. 194 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:15,161 For every move we can anticipate, 195 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:17,730 we get something like this Mama Dagmar murder. 196 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:19,799 All right, listen up. We need to move 197 00:08:19,866 --> 00:08:21,534 while the situation is still fluid. 198 00:08:21,634 --> 00:08:24,303 Penguin and Two-Face combined is a wide-awake nightmare, 199 00:08:24,370 --> 00:08:26,239 and it's just getting warmed up. 200 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,140 But there's chaos while they consolidate, 201 00:08:28,207 --> 00:08:30,309 and we can work with that. Our ace in the hole 202 00:08:30,376 --> 00:08:32,912 is Penguin's illegal dump site in the harbor. 203 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:35,381 Oswald Cobblepot's whole front operation 204 00:08:35,481 --> 00:08:36,582 is in federal trouble. 205 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:38,217 That's why he's gone into hiding. 206 00:08:38,317 --> 00:08:40,920 But we have to find him and put the heat to him 207 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:42,555 before he forms a legal strategy 208 00:08:42,655 --> 00:08:44,223 - with Harvey Dent's help. - Commissioner? 209 00:08:44,323 --> 00:08:46,692 - All right, now, drawing him out isn't gonna be easy. 210 00:08:46,759 --> 00:08:47,860 - Not when we got-- - Commissioner, 211 00:08:47,927 --> 00:08:49,395 someone's here to see you. 212 00:08:49,495 --> 00:08:50,930 - It's a really bad time. All right, I'm trying to-- 213 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:53,432 It's Oswald Cobblepot. 214 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,434 - Say that again. - He says he wants to give 215 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,837 - a statement on the harbor dump. - He what now? 216 00:08:57,904 --> 00:08:59,939 - He's in interrogation room three. 217 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:01,374 Damn it, we're too late. 218 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:02,508 All right, you tell his lawyers that-- 219 00:09:02,575 --> 00:09:04,076 No lawyers, Commissioner. 220 00:09:04,176 --> 00:09:06,345 He waived his right to counsel. 221 00:09:06,412 --> 00:09:07,947 He what now? 222 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:10,550 - Commissioner Gordon knows Oswald Cobblepot better 223 00:09:10,616 --> 00:09:13,619 than to trust this seeming reversal of fortune. 224 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:16,756 But on the other hand, when a good cop smells a rat, 225 00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:18,291 he follows his nose. 226 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:21,360 - Lieutenant, meet me in interrogation room three. 227 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:31,103 - Mr. Cobblepot. 228 00:09:31,203 --> 00:09:33,372 Oh, what ho, Commissioner. 229 00:09:33,439 --> 00:09:34,807 You startled me. 230 00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:37,577 I say, you're looking prosperous, old egg. 231 00:09:37,643 --> 00:09:39,245 - We've been looking for you pretty intently 232 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:40,613 for the last two weeks. 233 00:09:40,713 --> 00:09:42,381 What is it that brings you in here tonight? 234 00:09:42,448 --> 00:09:45,585 - Well, Commissioner, it's my giving nature. 235 00:09:45,651 --> 00:09:49,655 Sometimes I curse my boundless charity. 236 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:51,157 I've got a present for you, 237 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:53,793 and I just couldn't wait to see you open it. 238 00:09:53,893 --> 00:09:56,829 - From beneath his chair, the portly provocateur 239 00:09:56,929 --> 00:10:00,099 produces a large and elegantly wrapped parcel. 240 00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:03,069 I hope you don't mind. 241 00:10:03,135 --> 00:10:05,404 - Mr. Cobblepot, have you been drinking tonight? 242 00:10:05,471 --> 00:10:07,473 - Say again? Into the new 243 00:10:07,573 --> 00:10:09,508 hearing aid, old smoke. 244 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:12,345 - Are you intoxicated, Mr. Cobblepot? 245 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,680 What? 246 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:18,851 No! Why, I'm dry as salted cod. 247 00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:20,353 And not otherwise impaired? 248 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,188 This is a voluntary statement? 249 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:25,491 - Aren't you curious what I've brought you, old sport? 250 00:10:25,591 --> 00:10:27,326 - I'm interested in your statement regarding 251 00:10:27,426 --> 00:10:29,862 the illegal dump site you are responsible for. 252 00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:31,931 You are aware you are being recorded, 253 00:10:31,998 --> 00:10:34,100 and this recording will be entered as evidence in-- 254 00:10:34,166 --> 00:10:36,535 Dump site? Dump site? 255 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,504 Why, no nature lover you, 256 00:10:38,604 --> 00:10:40,172 Commissioner, that's quite clear. 257 00:10:40,272 --> 00:10:42,108 - What are you talking about? - Oh, you haven't heard? 258 00:10:42,174 --> 00:10:44,377 Your dump site in the harbor has been declared 259 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:47,546 a "protected marine habitat." 260 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,615 It's home to a thriving population 261 00:10:49,682 --> 00:10:51,217 of Gotham Bay hagfish. 262 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:53,719 - Thriving? That's an invasive species. 263 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:55,454 Immigrants, by another name. 264 00:10:55,521 --> 00:10:57,490 And Gotham is such a welcoming place. 265 00:10:57,556 --> 00:10:59,659 At least the right environmental groups have been 266 00:10:59,725 --> 00:11:01,327 encouraged to think so. 267 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:04,497 You'll find all the paperwork on file at City Hall. 268 00:11:04,563 --> 00:11:06,732 - Already filed? - Yes. 269 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:11,504 I've recently allied myself with first-rate legal support. 270 00:11:11,570 --> 00:11:13,706 You really don't want to open the gift? 271 00:11:13,806 --> 00:11:17,243 - And is this legal support being provided by Harvey Dent? 272 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:18,911 Hearing aid, 273 00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:20,413 old boy, speak up. 274 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,582 - Are you admitting you are working 275 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,851 with the Two-Face criminal syndicate? 276 00:11:25,918 --> 00:11:28,054 - Oh, I'll admit to any old thing you like. 277 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:29,855 Just open your present, Commissioner. 278 00:11:29,922 --> 00:11:31,857 I just can't stand it. 279 00:11:31,924 --> 00:11:33,592 - And who let you bring a package in here? 280 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,529 - Oh, it's been thoroughly determined to be harmless. 281 00:11:36,595 --> 00:11:38,764 They searched me to my skivvies. 282 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:41,367 This is a police station after all. 283 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:43,936 Open it. 284 00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:50,943 I don't know what you're playing at, Mr. Cobblepot, 285 00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:53,713 but you've been made aware of your rights and, uh-- 286 00:11:55,114 --> 00:11:57,116 Do you like it? 287 00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:58,517 It's a cuckoo clock. 288 00:11:58,584 --> 00:12:01,687 - I can see it's a cuckoo clock, Mr. Cobblepot. 289 00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:03,255 Yeah, but I-I don't know what all this-- 290 00:12:03,355 --> 00:12:05,024 - What, you don't know what this is all about? 291 00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:07,059 Well, then I'll tell you all about 292 00:12:07,126 --> 00:12:09,695 the obstreperous cuckoo bird. 293 00:12:09,762 --> 00:12:13,299 Oh, you'll wish you never gave me the opening, old bean. 294 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:16,302 Birds are a passion of mine, 295 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,703 don't you know? 296 00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:20,406 At any rate, your merry little cuckoo bird, 297 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:22,708 that selfsame winsome little warbler 298 00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:26,612 that so inspired Handel and Beethoven, well... 299 00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:31,150 He's actually a vile 300 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:36,222 sort of chap known as a brood parasite. 301 00:12:36,288 --> 00:12:38,924 Doesn't that notion chill your blood? 302 00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:41,393 Parasitic birds? Bleh. 303 00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:43,729 Fine feathered fiends? 304 00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:46,599 And indeed, the cuckoo bird is detestably ruthless. 305 00:12:46,665 --> 00:12:49,668 It doesn't build nests. It doesn't feed its offspring. 306 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:53,472 It deposits its eggs in the nests of other birds, 307 00:12:53,572 --> 00:12:55,674 the ones that are none the wiser. 308 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,977 - Yeah, I know where you're going with this, Mr. Cobblepot. 309 00:12:58,077 --> 00:12:59,311 You think you're clever, don't you? 310 00:12:59,411 --> 00:13:00,813 - And then the little cuckoos hatch, 311 00:13:00,913 --> 00:13:02,982 and the unsuspecting host bird feeds them 312 00:13:03,082 --> 00:13:04,850 like their own. 313 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:08,254 The GCPD is like a big, cozy nest, 314 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:09,955 isn't it, Commissioner? 315 00:13:10,022 --> 00:13:13,659 And you're the mama bird, aren't you? 316 00:13:13,759 --> 00:13:16,462 How many cuckoos do you think you're feeding? 317 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,430 - If you're telling me I've got bad cops, 318 00:13:18,497 --> 00:13:20,299 I know I got bad cops. 319 00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:21,634 I know who's on the take, 320 00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:23,269 I just can't prove who's paying 'em. 321 00:13:23,335 --> 00:13:25,638 Are you taking credit for that--on the record? 322 00:13:25,704 --> 00:13:27,373 As I said, old bean, 323 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:30,142 I'll confess to whatever you like. 324 00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:32,044 How about old Mama Dagmar? 325 00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:34,213 Such a sweet and tender old lady, eh? 326 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:35,714 Or she was eventually, 327 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,050 but it took more than once through the grinder. 328 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:40,486 But that's Mama D. 329 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:42,288 She can be tough. 330 00:13:42,354 --> 00:13:45,024 Take my word for it, I had to turn the crank. 331 00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:46,525 - Lieutenant! 332 00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:47,993 Get a booking officer down here. 333 00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:49,228 Oh, would you? 334 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,897 I think O'Malley is on duty tonight. 335 00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:55,000 His smile lights up a room. 336 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,504 You see, the cuckoo has taken up residence 337 00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:00,639 at the top of the hour, Commissioner. 338 00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:04,076 All the other eggs have been pushed out of the nest. 339 00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:06,846 Nobody here but us cuckoos. 340 00:14:06,912 --> 00:14:08,914 - What are you talking about? I still run this-- 341 00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:11,083 This is a courtesy call, 342 00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:12,818 because believe it or not, 343 00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:14,587 I respect you, Commissioner. 344 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,255 I don't know, I think it's the mustache. 345 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:19,024 You're under new management, effective immediately. 346 00:14:19,091 --> 00:14:22,061 Harvey Dent has arranged everything. 347 00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:24,430 Expect the announcement shortly. 348 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,198 - Announcement? What annou-- 349 00:14:26,265 --> 00:14:27,666 - Now then, you are going to have 350 00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:29,501 quite a gauntlet to run with the press. 351 00:14:29,568 --> 00:14:31,003 This went very badly. 352 00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:32,438 - Ha! You mind, uh, 353 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,039 lending me that hearing aid, Mr. Cobblepot? 354 00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:35,174 I thought you just said-- 355 00:14:36,675 --> 00:14:39,378 I've never been so outraged in my life! 356 00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:42,114 I'm going to have your job for this, Gordon! 357 00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:43,182 - Commissioner. - Where does 358 00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:44,350 he think he's going? 359 00:14:44,416 --> 00:14:45,618 Is that the press outside already? 360 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,019 It's inhumane! 361 00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:50,022 Why, you can't treat a taxpayer like this! 362 00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:51,290 Get out of my way! 363 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:52,791 You'll be hearing from my lawyer! 364 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,760 - Ay, ay, don't let him walk out of here. 365 00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:56,795 - He just confessed to-- - Sir, we have a problem. 366 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,131 The recording equipment in the interrogation room-- 367 00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:01,033 - Lieutenant, if you gonna tell me that you weren't 368 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,534 - rolling on that-- - We were rolling, 369 00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:04,904 Commissioner, but listen for yourself. 370 00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:07,606 - What the? 371 00:15:07,706 --> 00:15:09,608 - There was high frequency disturbance 372 00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:12,878 inside the room with you, some kind of signal jammer. 373 00:15:12,945 --> 00:15:14,914 - Damn it! That wasn't no hearing aid. 374 00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:16,248 Ay, stop Cobblepot! 375 00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:17,950 - Commissioner, we can't detain him. 376 00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:20,319 There's no record of what went on in that room. 377 00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:22,421 It's gonna be our word against his. 378 00:15:24,123 --> 00:15:26,392 - Lieutenant, get me duty rosters from all precincts. 379 00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:27,993 Pronto! Don't say who's asking. 380 00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:30,562 Restrict O'Malley to desk duty. We were right about him. 381 00:15:30,629 --> 00:15:32,498 And get me on a burner phone to the Batcave. 382 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:36,435 Penguin is making his move-- right through our front door. 383 00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:40,673 - The last outpost of law and order assailed from within. 384 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,175 And the distance narrows between life 385 00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:45,978 and death in Gotham City. 386 00:15:51,483 --> 00:15:52,818 Hey, Gotham teenagers. 387 00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:54,520 What it is? 388 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,855 This Friday night at the Gotham Riverwalk, 389 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,858 enjoy a wholesome evening of positive messaging 390 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:04,930 and a drug-free environment at the Youth Musical Festival. 391 00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:16,041 - Remember, staying off Scarecrow drugs is as simple 392 00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:22,548 as saying G-L-A-R-B-I-M-A-C-T-A-F-I-N, 393 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,883 which spells GLARBIMACTAFIN, 394 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,987 which stands for "Get lost, all right, buster, 395 00:16:28,053 --> 00:16:31,223 I made a choice to abstain from illegal narc--" 396 00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:33,993 - We interrupt this broadcast for a breaking news bulletin 397 00:16:34,059 --> 00:16:35,461 from Gotham City One. 398 00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:42,901 - Good evening, Gotham City. 399 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,404 This is Jack Ryder live on the steps of City Hall 400 00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,740 where we have been told to expect a statement shortly 401 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:51,510 from Oswald Cobblepot, who earlier had this to say. 402 00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:54,313 - It is my sad duty to come forward 403 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:58,183 as a private citizen to report my ordeal. 404 00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:01,487 No one should have to endure what I just went through 405 00:17:01,553 --> 00:17:04,823 in that interrogation room. 406 00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:08,761 My fellow Gothamites, there is a terrible corruption 407 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:13,432 at the heart of the Gotham City Police Department. 408 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:16,368 A fearsome, fetid rot, 409 00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:19,405 and it goes by the name... 410 00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:21,273 Batman. 411 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:25,210 - Gotham, a glass hammer shattering on impact 412 00:17:25,277 --> 00:17:26,578 with the inevitable. 413 00:17:26,678 --> 00:17:28,847 Join us once again for another tale 414 00:17:28,914 --> 00:17:31,950 of life and death in Gotham City. 415 00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:36,555 In a squalid tenement on Gotham's derelict fringes, 416 00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:41,126 two drug dealers cower in the inky darkness of blind panic. 417 00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:43,128 - Oh, man. It's him! 418 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,863 - It's him! - Hey, lock the dang door! 419 00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:47,032 - You dope, he's already inside! 420 00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:50,269 - An old German myth relates that if a bat flies 421 00:17:50,369 --> 00:17:52,638 into your house, the devil is after you. 422 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:53,872 - Where? - I don't know where. 423 00:17:53,939 --> 00:17:55,207 It's too dark. 424 00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:57,242 - A more recent Gotham City tale has it 425 00:17:57,309 --> 00:18:01,613 that if a bat flies into your illegal narcotics laboratory, 426 00:18:01,713 --> 00:18:04,316 the devil will be the least of your concerns. 427 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:05,818 - Shoot him, Scud! He's up there. 428 00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:08,620 No, you stupid. He's over there. 429 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,622 - I think I got him. 430 00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:11,924 I think I got him. I think I-- 431 00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:14,927 - Did you get him? - Yep. 432 00:18:14,993 --> 00:18:16,161 - I got him. - You sure? 433 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:18,097 I'm totally sure. I got him. 434 00:18:18,163 --> 00:18:20,432 I absolutely got him... 435 00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:21,400 I think. 436 00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:22,734 - You didn't. - Aah! 437 00:18:28,807 --> 00:18:31,243 - successful raid of the narcotics 438 00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:33,745 manufacture site operated by the narcoterrorist 439 00:18:33,812 --> 00:18:35,280 known as the Scarecrow. 440 00:18:35,347 --> 00:18:38,350 Civilian identity remains unknown. 441 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,419 In his criminal persona, he styles himself 442 00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:43,188 as the Master of Fear, a reputation he maintains 443 00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:46,191 by the sadistic application of psychoactive chemistry. 444 00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:49,661 His Scarecrow drugs make the addicts crave his horror. 445 00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:53,999 - I recognize his goons, a couple of dead-enders 446 00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:57,669 from a west side motorcycle gang called Dem Bones. 447 00:18:57,769 --> 00:18:59,138 Ride or die types. 448 00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:03,175 So why were there no motorcycles parked outside? 449 00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:05,811 The narcotics lab is a high yield operation. 450 00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:09,515 Custom equipment optimized for an unknown purpose. 451 00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:11,617 He's making something new. 452 00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:13,352 But why is he making it up here? 453 00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:15,454 There's no street trade in this district. 454 00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:17,656 Why is he assuming voluntary risk 455 00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:20,292 to move his product downtown? 456 00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:23,061 Or is he moving the addicts uptown? 457 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,030 Bikers with no motorcycles. 458 00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:27,232 Drug dens with no drug addicts. 459 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:28,901 Whoever the Scarecrow is, 460 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,236 there's a structure to his eccentricity. 461 00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:33,906 Elective inefficiencies indicate an urgent need 462 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,375 to work around a larger problem. 463 00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:38,744 For all the terror of his criminal persona, 464 00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:42,214 this is a man who shows every sign of being motivated-- 465 00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:43,315 by fear. 466 00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:44,983 But a fear of what? 467 00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:47,519 What frightens a nightmare? 468 00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:49,521 - Batman to Batcave. - Robin here. 469 00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:50,756 I've swept the site. 470 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,057 No sign of the Scarecrow. 471 00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:53,425 I'm returning to the cave to deal 472 00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:55,227 with Commissioner Gordon's concerns. 473 00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:57,529 Has the Penguin begun his press conference? 474 00:19:57,596 --> 00:19:59,831 - He just started. You're gonna want to hear this. 475 00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:01,333 Patch it through. 476 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,869 - And no sooner had I presented myself 477 00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:07,439 voluntarily and in full cooperation with my civic duty 478 00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:12,511 than I was locked in a room to be viciously intimidated 479 00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:14,746 by the so-called Batman. 480 00:20:14,846 --> 00:20:16,448 - Listen to him lie. 481 00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:18,784 - The truth of what he says is irrelevant, Robin. 482 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,119 It's not possible to disprove his story. 483 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,621 But what's his angle here? 484 00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:25,023 - This is the sorry state of police work 485 00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:26,758 in Gotham City? 486 00:20:26,858 --> 00:20:29,728 Is Gordon running a law enforcement organization 487 00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:31,897 or a Hallow's Eve spook house? 488 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:33,465 I say this is what happens 489 00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:35,734 when we let the police police the police-- 490 00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:37,269 this and worse! 491 00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:40,706 It's long past time that the GCPD was subject 492 00:20:40,772 --> 00:20:43,275 to civilian oversight. 493 00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:45,477 - Of course. I should have seen this coming. 494 00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:48,313 - Civilian oversight? What's he talking about? 495 00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,949 - Per the provisions laid out in the city charter, 496 00:20:51,049 --> 00:20:53,652 I have filed an injunction for the immediate establishment 497 00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:56,788 of a civilian review board of all police operations. 498 00:20:56,888 --> 00:20:58,757 - He can't make that happen, can he? 499 00:20:58,824 --> 00:20:59,725 He can't. 500 00:20:59,791 --> 00:21:01,159 But Harvey Dent can. 501 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,495 This is the endgame of their partnership. 502 00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:05,097 They're formalizing the systematic 503 00:21:05,163 --> 00:21:06,665 corruption of the police force. 504 00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:09,167 - Beginning at midnight tonight, 505 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:13,138 the current police command as well as the rank and file 506 00:21:13,238 --> 00:21:15,507 will answer directly to the head 507 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:18,644 of the new Civilian Review Board, 508 00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:20,912 a post to which, given the circumstance, 509 00:21:20,979 --> 00:21:22,848 I nominate myself. 510 00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,017 - Holy chain of command, Batman. 511 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,451 He can't be serious. 512 00:21:26,518 --> 00:21:28,654 - He is. The Penguin and Two-Face 513 00:21:28,754 --> 00:21:31,590 are taking over the GCPD in broad daylight. 514 00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:33,792 - And it's going to work. - How do you know? 515 00:21:33,859 --> 00:21:35,661 Because it was my idea. 516 00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:38,263 - Your idea? - I see it as nothing less 517 00:21:38,330 --> 00:21:39,798 than my civic obligation... 518 00:21:39,865 --> 00:21:42,367 - Before Batman decided to join the police force, 519 00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:45,003 I had settled on a plan to reign in growing corruption 520 00:21:45,103 --> 00:21:48,273 by making Bruce Wayne civilian commissioner of police. 521 00:21:48,340 --> 00:21:51,176 District Attorney Harvey Dent had it all worked out. 522 00:21:51,276 --> 00:21:53,211 Then he had his accident. 523 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:56,114 It seems Two-Face has taken the plan off the shelf 524 00:21:56,181 --> 00:21:57,949 with Penguin in the starring role. 525 00:21:58,016 --> 00:21:59,685 But what's his play, Batman? 526 00:21:59,785 --> 00:22:01,653 How does he get the public behind him? 527 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,488 This town loves Commissioner Gordon. 528 00:22:03,555 --> 00:22:06,191 - And to give you an idea of what you can expect from, 529 00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:09,061 well, a Commissioner Cobblepot, 530 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:12,564 I'm going to do what the GCPD hasn't done, 531 00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:15,233 what Commissioner Gordon won't do, 532 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:20,339 and what the Batman has repeatedly failed to do. 533 00:22:20,405 --> 00:22:22,674 Put your trust in me, 534 00:22:22,741 --> 00:22:25,911 and I will finally bring in... 535 00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:27,312 the Joker. 536 00:22:27,379 --> 00:22:28,747 Wait, what did he say? 537 00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:31,049 - Get Gordon on the line. We knew the consolidation 538 00:22:31,149 --> 00:22:33,919 of the two biggest criminal syndicates would bring chaos, 539 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:37,356 but this is chaos torn to pieces by wild animals. 540 00:22:37,422 --> 00:22:41,426 The Penguin and Two-Face have just declared war on the Joker. 541 00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:44,062 - Yes, the Penguin and Two-Face have climbed 542 00:22:44,162 --> 00:22:46,698 behind the wheel of a nitro-burning nightmare 543 00:22:46,765 --> 00:22:49,234 for a citywide demolition derby. 544 00:22:49,334 --> 00:22:53,004 Join us next time as we rev the engines and pop the clutch 545 00:22:53,071 --> 00:22:55,841 for the inevitable high-octane head-on collision 546 00:22:55,907 --> 00:22:59,778 between life and death in Gotham City. 547 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,953 - The Harlequin is coming soon 548 00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:09,788 to Gotham City. 549 00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:11,790 The Harlequin is coming soon-- 550 00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:13,959 - In baseball news, the streak continues 551 00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:16,027 for the mighty Swat Fleishacker 552 00:23:16,094 --> 00:23:18,130 and the Gotham Gaslamps-- 553 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:21,633 - Basil Karlo, horror classic, in a newly remastered-- 554 00:23:33,311 --> 00:23:35,947 - From Hollywood's legendary Argus Studios... 555 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:40,652 Who knows what evil dwells 556 00:23:40,752 --> 00:23:43,155 in the heart of the dark of the city? 557 00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:45,090 One lone defender of the night... 558 00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:46,792 I am justice. 559 00:23:46,892 --> 00:23:49,828 - Look! In the shadows, on the rooftops... 560 00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:51,630 I am vengeance. 561 00:23:51,730 --> 00:23:53,465 - It's a specter. It's a shade. 562 00:23:53,565 --> 00:23:55,267 It's-- 563 00:23:55,333 --> 00:23:57,002 Oh! Ack! Ack! Sorry! 564 00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:59,404 Sorry, I'm okay, everyone. I'm okay. 565 00:23:59,471 --> 00:24:01,440 It's just really dark out here. 566 00:24:01,506 --> 00:24:03,008 - It's Bat-Mite! 567 00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:05,177 Mysterious miniature masked marauder 568 00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:06,845 of Gotsumgum City. 569 00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:08,513 - Ow! Okay, okay, ow. 570 00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:10,282 No, I'm not as okay as I thought I was. 571 00:24:10,348 --> 00:24:12,517 - He fights a never-ending battle for... 572 00:24:12,617 --> 00:24:15,020 - Oh! Nope. Not tonight, I don't. 573 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,022 Moving around is agony. 574 00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:18,490 Does anyone see my wallet? 575 00:24:18,590 --> 00:24:19,858 I think I dropped my-- 576 00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:22,694 it's a brown wallet. I can't find it. 577 00:24:34,673 --> 00:24:37,676 - Argus Studios presents the manic antics of Bat-Mite. 578 00:24:37,776 --> 00:24:39,544 - Yuh-oh! - The brand-new cartoon comedy 579 00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:41,546 taking Gotham City by storm. Short features 580 00:24:41,646 --> 00:24:43,215 showing exclusively at the Monarch Theater. 581 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:45,217 And don't miss daily comic strip appearances 582 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,885 - in the "Gotham Gazette." - Eh, yuh-oh! 583 00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:48,720 - Bat-Mite is a work of fiction; similarities 584 00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:50,622 or endorsement to any actual persons known or unknown 585 00:24:50,689 --> 00:24:52,691 should not be implied; Argus Studios does not condone 586 00:24:52,791 --> 00:24:54,726 extralegal vigilante activity of the sort lampooned herein. 587 00:24:57,362 --> 00:25:00,131 - Ow! Okay, now my shoulder's dislocated. 588 00:25:00,198 --> 00:25:02,901 - I hate that. 589 00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:06,371 - Someone, please, I-I need help getting into a taxi. 590 00:25:06,471 --> 00:25:08,139 Anyone? 591 00:25:15,881 --> 00:25:17,883 To be continued. 592 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,653 The Audio Adventures," 593 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:24,656 written and directed by Dennis McNicholas. 594 00:25:24,723 --> 00:25:28,059 Batman created by Bob Kane with Bill Finger 595 00:25:28,159 --> 00:25:30,362 based on characters from DC. 596 00:25:30,428 --> 00:25:33,265 With performances by Jeffrey Wright, 597 00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:34,900 Aristotle Athari, 598 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,401 Ike Barinholtz, 599 00:25:36,501 --> 00:25:37,936 Rosario Dawson, 600 00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:39,271 Steve Higgins, 601 00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:40,539 Toby Huss, 602 00:25:40,605 --> 00:25:41,940 Gillian Jacobs, 603 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:43,375 John Leguizamo, 604 00:25:43,441 --> 00:25:44,876 Dennis McNicholas, 605 00:25:44,943 --> 00:25:46,111 Tim Meadows, 606 00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:47,579 Seth Meyers, 607 00:25:47,679 --> 00:25:48,914 Bobby Moynihan, 608 00:25:49,014 --> 00:25:50,215 Chris Parnell, 609 00:25:50,282 --> 00:25:51,416 Katie Rich, 610 00:25:51,516 --> 00:25:52,717 Ben Rodgers, 611 00:25:52,784 --> 00:25:53,952 Paul Scheer, 612 00:25:54,052 --> 00:25:55,387 Pete Schultz, 613 00:25:55,453 --> 00:25:56,788 Brooke Shields, 614 00:25:56,888 --> 00:25:58,056 Brent Spiner, 615 00:25:58,123 --> 00:25:59,391 Kenan Thompson, 616 00:25:59,457 --> 00:26:00,592 Alan Tudyk, 617 00:26:00,692 --> 00:26:01,927 Bradley Whitford, 618 00:26:02,027 --> 00:26:03,862 Melissa Villaseñor, 619 00:26:03,929 --> 00:26:05,297 Eli Brueggemann, 620 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:06,631 Doug Bossi, 621 00:26:06,731 --> 00:26:08,133 Ranjani Brow, 622 00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:09,467 Chris Gibney, 623 00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:10,735 Julie Larson, 624 00:26:10,802 --> 00:26:11,970 Erica Phillips, 625 00:26:12,070 --> 00:26:13,305 Rosie Phillips, 626 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:14,639 Tony Phillips, 627 00:26:14,739 --> 00:26:15,974 Zoey Phillips, 628 00:26:16,074 --> 00:26:17,309 Deirdre Quinn, 629 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:18,743 Robbie Wyckoff. 630 00:26:18,810 --> 00:26:21,313 Executive producers Jon Berg, 631 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:22,747 Angela Petrella. 632 00:26:22,814 --> 00:26:25,083 Produced by Dennis McNicholas. 633 00:26:25,150 --> 00:26:27,452 Executives in charge of production 634 00:26:27,552 --> 00:26:28,987 Shaleen Desai, 635 00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:30,255 Peter Girardi. 636 00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:32,057 Producer Tyler Dorson. 637 00:26:32,123 --> 00:26:34,826 Production services by Cast Media. 638 00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:36,595 Producer Colin Thompson. 639 00:26:36,661 --> 00:26:39,331 Coordinating producer DJ LaBelle. 640 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,433 Music by Doug Bossi. 641 00:26:41,499 --> 00:26:45,337 Sound recording, design, and mixing by Big Yellow Duck. 642 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:47,906 Sound design, mixing, dialogue editing, 643 00:26:47,973 --> 00:26:50,642 and rerecording mixing by Chris Gibney. 644 00:26:50,742 --> 00:26:53,144 Dialogue editing and additional postproduction 645 00:26:53,244 --> 00:26:54,746 by Julie Larson. 646 00:26:54,813 --> 00:26:57,916 Original songs by Doug Bossi and Tony Phillips. 647 00:26:57,983 --> 00:26:59,784 The characters and events depicted 648 00:26:59,851 --> 00:27:01,586 in this podcast are fictional. 649 00:27:01,653 --> 00:27:05,256 Any similarity to any actual person, living or dead, 650 00:27:05,323 --> 00:27:08,326 or to any actual events, firms, places, 651 00:27:08,426 --> 00:27:10,528 and institutions or other entities 652 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,831 is coincidental and unintentional. 653 00:27:12,931 --> 00:27:15,033 This podcast is protected under the laws 654 00:27:15,133 --> 00:27:17,202 of the United States and other countries, 655 00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:20,005 and it's unauthorized duplication, distribution, 656 00:27:20,105 --> 00:27:22,941 or exhibition may result in civil liability 657 00:27:23,008 --> 00:27:24,709 and criminal prosecution. 658 00:27:24,809 --> 00:27:27,712 Country of first publication United States of America. 659 00:27:27,812 --> 00:27:29,648 The Audio Adventures," 660 00:27:29,714 --> 00:27:33,218 copyright 2022 Warner Brothers Entertainment Incorporated. 661 00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:35,787 Batman and all related characters and elements 662 00:27:35,854 --> 00:27:38,390 are trademark and copyright DC. 663 00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:40,125 All rights reserved.