1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,003 ♪ upbeat playful music playing ♪ 2 00:00:10,761 --> 00:00:12,429 BREE: Honey, relax. 3 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:15,182 Don't worry. It's gonna be fine. 4 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:17,684 - This was a bad idea. This was a really bad idea. 5 00:00:17,684 --> 00:00:18,727 - No. - We should've told him. 6 00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:20,854 And I hate how nervous he makes me. Do you see me? 7 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:22,356 - I do. - Well, you're not alone. 8 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:25,067 I mean, everybody has a fucked up relationship with their parents. 9 00:00:25,067 --> 00:00:26,902 REED: Yeah. - Not me. I love my mom. 10 00:00:26,902 --> 00:00:28,737 She's, like, my best friend. - See? 11 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:30,656 BREE: When I was young and I didn't win a beauty pageant, 12 00:00:30,656 --> 00:00:33,575 my mom would tell me it was because my eyes were too close together. 13 00:00:33,575 --> 00:00:36,828 As though her marrying her second cousin had nothing to do with it. 14 00:00:36,828 --> 00:00:40,332 - And you tell whoever's detailing it, that if I see swirl marks on it, 15 00:00:40,332 --> 00:00:42,042 I will come kill their family. 16 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,669 - Okay. Which car is it? 17 00:00:43,919 --> 00:00:44,920 - It's the Bentley. 18 00:00:45,504 --> 00:00:46,505 - Which spot is it in? 19 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:48,215 - The spot with the Bentley. 20 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:51,134 Oh! Hey! Okay. 21 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:53,679 Look at this little, uh, menagerie. What's happening here? 22 00:00:53,679 --> 00:00:57,474 - Gordon, obviously we were all thrown yesterday 23 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:58,809 to find out that Hannah was your daughter, 24 00:00:58,809 --> 00:01:01,478 but, you know, family dynamics, they're so, 25 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:02,896 I don't know, what's the word I'm looking for? Um-- 26 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:05,816 - [inaudible] Could you find it while I'm still young, please? 27 00:01:05,816 --> 00:01:08,277 - Gordon, we want her to stay for the good of the show. 28 00:01:08,277 --> 00:01:11,947 - Hey... just yesterday, I asked her to stay, 29 00:01:11,947 --> 00:01:16,076 and she said, quote, "I'd rather work at SeaWorld." 30 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:18,287 - And then I had to explain to him why that's an insult. 31 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:19,997 - Who doesn't love the Dolphin Spectacular? 32 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:21,456 - The dolphins. 33 00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:23,625 - So, what is it? Now you wanna stay? Why? What? 34 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:25,419 - I, I wanna do the script that I wrote. 35 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:28,547 - Really? 'Cause it felt like you wanted to shove it up my ass. 36 00:01:28,547 --> 00:01:30,549 - No. I-- 37 00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:31,842 I wanna tell the truth. 38 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:34,428 Okay? Because you based Lawrence on yourself-- 39 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:35,387 - Yes. - and your new family, 40 00:01:35,387 --> 00:01:38,974 and you left out the old family that you abandoned. 41 00:01:38,974 --> 00:01:40,809 - Didn't abandon. I sent checks. 42 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:41,643 - Fuck your money. 43 00:01:41,643 --> 00:01:42,978 - Whoa. [Gordon chuckles] 44 00:01:42,978 --> 00:01:45,105 - Nice. Nice to know you got your mom's mouth. 45 00:01:45,397 --> 00:01:46,440 - This is the magic. 46 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:49,234 This is how we take this show to the next level. 47 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:51,945 Gordon, come on. Lawrence is complicated, now flawed. 48 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:55,616 The, The confrontation in the last scene alone is mwah! 49 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:59,411 I mean, it's, it's revelatory, it's profound, it rips your soul out. 50 00:01:59,411 --> 00:02:01,163 - None, None of that sounds funny. 51 00:02:01,163 --> 00:02:03,040 - It's my life, and it wasn't funny. 52 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:07,002 - Okay... How 'bout you guys? You, You seem very quiet. 53 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:11,173 - I... I do like there's no kid in it. 54 00:02:11,173 --> 00:02:12,716 - I like that I'm not a grandma. 55 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:14,843 That's pretty much the last stop in Hollywood. 56 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:15,928 Grandmas, 57 00:02:15,928 --> 00:02:17,346 playing a judge on Law & Order, 58 00:02:17,346 --> 00:02:18,096 dead. 59 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:19,932 - All right, so, basically, that's my choice? 60 00:02:19,932 --> 00:02:21,725 I do your script or I can go jump in a lake? 61 00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:23,018 - I mean, I don't care where you jump. 62 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:24,019 - If I may-- 63 00:02:25,354 --> 00:02:26,563 - What's happening now? 64 00:02:27,231 --> 00:02:28,440 - Seems to me, 65 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:31,568 Gordon wants one thing, Hannah wants another. 66 00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:32,444 REED: Mm. 67 00:02:32,444 --> 00:02:33,278 - So, 68 00:02:34,238 --> 00:02:37,449 I'm thinking of something yellow. 69 00:02:38,075 --> 00:02:40,953 - Why is he pointing? I don't know what this means. 70 00:02:40,953 --> 00:02:43,038 Okay, you know what? All right, [indistinct]. 71 00:02:43,038 --> 00:02:45,749 We'll read it at the table on Monday, okay? - Yeah! 72 00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:47,334 That's what I'm talkin' about! 73 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:48,502 Come on, guys, let's bring it in. 74 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:49,670 Step Right Up on three. 75 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:50,879 - No reason to do that. 76 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:54,341 ZACK: Come on, guys, just jump right in. 77 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:58,345 All right. One, two, three. Step Right Up! 78 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:00,973 ♪ theme music playing ♪ 79 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:06,270 BREE: I never had a grasp of the language. 80 00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:07,354 I've been telling you that for 81 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,273 - the last 10 minutes. REED: You just said, "Shh, don't talk to her." 82 00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:10,899 - Hello, actors. BREE: No, I didn't. 83 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:14,194 - I'm Elaine Kim. - Hello. 84 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:16,280 - I work at Hulu. 85 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:18,240 - Oh! Oh my goodness, well-- - Oh, hi! 86 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:22,077 - welcome to our sandbox. Let's build some castles. 87 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:24,413 - Ignore him. My name is Bree 88 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:26,540 and I'll send you my sizes for the Christmas gift. 89 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:31,003 Honey, I'm kidding. - Oh, good. 90 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:33,088 This is my first time on a set. 91 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:34,923 BOTH: Oh! - I'm new to humor. 92 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:37,259 - What do you do? - Vice President of Comedy. 93 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:39,303 - Mm. - Fun! 94 00:03:39,303 --> 00:03:42,431 So, where'd we find a gem like you? 95 00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:45,726 - Yeah, actually, it is a funny story. - Oh, okay. 96 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,978 - I was at Millipede doing content software integration 97 00:03:47,978 --> 00:03:49,271 as they pivoted to video, 98 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:51,356 when Millipede was acquired by Deedle. 99 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:53,817 So, I migrated to streaming-data analysis 100 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:56,695 when Fox acquired Deedle, then Disney acquired Fox 101 00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:59,198 and integrated Deedle system architecture 102 00:03:59,198 --> 00:04:01,533 into all of their streaming platforms. 103 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:03,702 [Elaine laughs] - Mm, mm. 104 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:06,246 [Reed chuckles] 105 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:10,417 [softly] Say something. BREE [softly]: You say something. 106 00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:16,381 [actors chattering] 107 00:04:17,549 --> 00:04:19,384 - Holy shit, is that your mom? 108 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:20,427 - Yeah. 109 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:21,970 - What's she doin' here? 110 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:23,388 - Uh, she loves me. 111 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:27,184 - Your mom still comes to set with you every day? 112 00:04:27,184 --> 00:04:29,436 Dude, that's creepy. Cut the cord. 113 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:30,646 - It's not creepy. 114 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:36,276 - Oh my god. Is that the-- 115 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,861 That's not the actress playing your daughter, is it? 116 00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:39,821 - I wouldn't think so. Her character description was 117 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:41,281 frazzled, unkempt, and zaftig. 118 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,325 HANNAH: Yeah, no, that's definitely not her. 119 00:04:43,325 --> 00:04:45,661 We hired this amazing actress who looks like a real person, 120 00:04:45,661 --> 00:04:47,704 not a TV version of what a real person looks like. - Thank you. 121 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:48,789 Thank you. - That sounds right. 122 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:50,666 HANNAH: So, she's-- BREE: Why is she sitting down? 123 00:04:50,666 --> 00:04:52,042 - I don't know. - Why is she so pretty? 124 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:53,919 - I don't know. - Well, it'd be super if you could find out, Hannah. 125 00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:56,421 - All right, let's, uh, saddle up, everybody. 126 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:57,756 Let's do this! 127 00:04:57,756 --> 00:04:59,132 Welcome, welcome. 128 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:02,511 You know, as Jesus once said, "Oy, it's good to be back." 129 00:05:02,511 --> 00:05:03,720 [actors chuckling] 130 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:08,350 Uh, a, uh, warm, great, big, consensual hug and kiss to everybody, 131 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:12,479 to our original cast: Bree, and Reed, and Clay, 132 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:15,357 and Zack, who hopefully will not, uh, keep comin' up 133 00:05:15,357 --> 00:05:17,568 and punchin' me in the schmeckle. 134 00:05:17,568 --> 00:05:21,822 And, uh, how about a special welcome to the newest member of our cast, 135 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,824 playing Reed's daughter, Whitney. 136 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:26,243 How 'bout a hand for Timberly Fox! 137 00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:28,871 [applause] Yeah! 138 00:05:28,871 --> 00:05:34,835 Timberly, uh, made quite a splash on a, uh, reality dating show called-- 139 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:36,503 The name? I'm sorry. What is the name, honey? 140 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:38,297 - Fuck Buddy Mountain. 141 00:05:38,297 --> 00:05:40,174 GORDON: Fuck Buddy Mountain, yes. 142 00:05:40,174 --> 00:05:43,510 And to think Rob and Laura Petrie had to sleep in twin beds. 143 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:46,054 [chuckles] And, you know, speaking of daughters, 144 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:49,224 we would not be here without my own very talented daughter. 145 00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:51,643 Hannah, get up and say a few words. - Oh. 146 00:05:53,812 --> 00:05:55,647 Um, um-- 147 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:59,860 [chuckles] - Well, there you go. That's a few words right there. 148 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:03,071 All right! With that, we'll turn it over to our director, Jerry. 149 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:04,364 [Jerry grumbles] Wake up! 150 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:05,991 Take us away. 151 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:11,246 - Uh, "Act One, Scene A. Interior, Kitchen. Day. 152 00:06:11,246 --> 00:06:13,749 "Jake and Cody eat lunch at the kitchen table. 153 00:06:13,749 --> 00:06:15,709 Josie enters, exhausted." 154 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,628 - "Hey, Mom. How was hot yoga?" 155 00:06:17,628 --> 00:06:20,005 - "I haven't gone yet. I was just outside getting the mail. 156 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:21,965 "This is just the effects of global warming. 157 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:23,842 [actors chuckling] 158 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:25,469 "Can I ask you something? 159 00:06:25,469 --> 00:06:27,888 Have you noticed Lawrence acting strange?" 160 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:30,974 - "Now that you mention it, yes. For the last 25 years." 161 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:33,143 - "Okay." [all laughing] 162 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:40,108 "What do you want me to say? I did what I did and I'm not perfect." 163 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,653 - "Who asked you to be perfect? 164 00:06:42,653 --> 00:06:46,073 "None of my fathers-- None of my friends' fathers were perfect. 165 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:49,326 "They were dorky, they wore socks with sandals, 166 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:52,788 "they made dumb jokes in the car when they drove us to school, 167 00:06:52,788 --> 00:06:55,541 "but they were there. 168 00:06:55,541 --> 00:06:58,168 Like I wanted you to be." 169 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:04,091 - "Wh-When you say it like that, 170 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:07,427 how am I not supposed [clears throat] to be moved?" 171 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:08,428 - "Look, 172 00:07:09,555 --> 00:07:12,975 "we're not gonna be able to wrap this in a neat little bow. 173 00:07:13,851 --> 00:07:15,352 Real life doesn't work that way." 174 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:17,604 JERRY: "Lawrence sighs, lost in a hurricane of regret. 175 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:19,982 "Music cue: St. Vincent's 'Birth in Reverse.' 176 00:07:19,982 --> 00:07:23,610 As the camera slowly pulls back, we fade to black, and that's our show." 177 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:25,612 GORDON: Okay, there you go. Nice job. 178 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:28,782 All right! See you all at the Emmys! [Bree laughs] 179 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:30,325 REED: Timberly. - Yeah? 180 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:31,535 - That was great. - Thank you. 181 00:07:31,535 --> 00:07:33,579 BREE: It made me cry. - This is gonna be so much fun. 182 00:07:33,579 --> 00:07:34,663 - Oh my gosh, are you kidding me? 183 00:07:34,663 --> 00:07:36,456 Yeah, yeah. BREE: You're really pretty. 184 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:37,374 - Thanks, you too. 185 00:07:38,876 --> 00:07:40,294 - What the fuck was that? 186 00:07:40,294 --> 00:07:41,962 - Maybe the greatest thing I've ever seen. 187 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:45,174 - Oh, oh, congratulations. The pretty girl tanked. 188 00:07:45,174 --> 00:07:48,051 Maybe think about the show for one second. 189 00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:50,679 She just ruined my big emotional scene. 190 00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:52,431 - Wow, watching you and Timberly together 191 00:07:52,431 --> 00:07:54,850 is like watching two world class ice dancers, 192 00:07:54,850 --> 00:07:56,977 trying to act for the first time. [Bree laughs] 193 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:58,520 - This, This, This cannot be happening. 194 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:01,648 - Oh, calm down. There's no way they're not firing her. 195 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:04,943 - I don't know. The Hulu execs seem to like her. 196 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:07,779 Maybe it's 'cause her eyes are so far apart. 197 00:08:07,779 --> 00:08:09,615 - They're not that far apart. 198 00:08:09,615 --> 00:08:10,949 [camera clicking] 199 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:15,829 - Hey! What the hell happened? 200 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:18,332 - Hulu didn't approve your girl. They wanted this one. 201 00:08:18,332 --> 00:08:21,126 - My girl is an actual trained Broadway actress. 202 00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:23,587 She's not some contestant on Fuck Buddy Mountain. 203 00:08:23,587 --> 00:08:25,047 - I understand. 204 00:08:25,923 --> 00:08:27,549 My hands are tied. 205 00:08:27,549 --> 00:08:30,636 You know, stunt casting, it's an age-old tradition in Hollywood. 206 00:08:30,636 --> 00:08:32,554 When I did Benson, I was writing on Benson, 207 00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:36,350 they made us cast Mary Lou Retton as a U.S. Senator. 208 00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:37,893 What's that? - Okay, but you could've at least 209 00:08:37,893 --> 00:08:39,019 told me this was happening. 210 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:42,564 - I did. I wrote you an email. I sent you and you never responded. 211 00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:44,983 - No, you never sent me an email. - I never sent you-- Really? 212 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:46,693 Okay, Smarty Pants, what does that say? 213 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:49,738 - I'm a professional writer. 214 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:51,823 You really think this is still my email address? 215 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:52,824 - It's not? 216 00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:55,369 - HannahBananaSparklePony87? 217 00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:57,204 - It could be. - @aol.com? 218 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:58,705 - What's wrong with AOL? - Just take this. 219 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,040 - So, what do we do? What do we do now? 220 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,792 - So, now we get to work. 221 00:09:01,792 --> 00:09:04,002 - Get to-- Ah, I see. 222 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:06,129 So, the pretty girl fucks up the table read, 223 00:09:06,129 --> 00:09:08,006 and this is your excuse for hacking into my script. 224 00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:09,049 - I-- - Yeah. 225 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:10,759 - It wasn't great. - No, she wasn't great! 226 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:12,177 - All right, so, we'll help her out. 227 00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:14,763 We'll, We'll lighten the tone, give her some physical business. 228 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:18,308 Like... Like, not-- Obviously, not this, but, bad example, 229 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:20,853 a bunch of popcorn flies out of the dryer. 230 00:09:20,853 --> 00:09:23,021 Like that. Something. 231 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:25,816 - How did I come from you? - Relax! We'll fix it. 232 00:09:25,816 --> 00:09:29,778 We don't shoot 'til Friday. It's only Monday! 233 00:09:32,197 --> 00:09:33,907 - So, there we were in Gordon's office, 234 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:36,201 determining the fate of the show, 235 00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:37,661 and everyone looked to me. 236 00:09:37,661 --> 00:09:39,288 - Wow, that sounds intense. 237 00:09:39,288 --> 00:09:41,874 - It actually reminded me of the ending of my film Pint Sized Pilot. 238 00:09:41,874 --> 00:09:43,792 I'll set it up. So, the plane's going down, 239 00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:45,252 and my co-pilot's missing 'cause someone threw 240 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:46,795 a tennis ball down the aisle. 241 00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:48,547 Wait, did I mention he was a German Shepherd? 242 00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:51,425 - Honey, you've had enough sweets. - Mom! 243 00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:53,510 - I don't have chicken and dumplings in the crockpot 244 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:55,554 just so you can bounce off the walls all night. 245 00:09:55,554 --> 00:09:56,805 Have some carrots. 246 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:02,853 - I'll see you. - Definitely. 247 00:10:02,853 --> 00:10:04,354 Good luck handing out those call sheets. 248 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:08,483 - Woo-hoo. Getting cock-blocked by Mommy, that's rough. 249 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:11,403 - Dude, stop. She's been coming to set with me my whole life. 250 00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:13,530 - When you were a kid. How old are you? 251 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:15,365 - Twenty-four and three-quarters. 252 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:19,077 - Just say 24 and act like it. Tell her to go knit somewhere else. 253 00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:20,495 - It's complicated. 254 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,540 Ever since her and my dad split, I'm all she's got. 255 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:25,876 I can't hurt her feelings. 256 00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:33,717 Could you say something to my mom? 257 00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:35,552 - Me? - Yeah, tell her it's weird for you guys, 258 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:36,512 so that it doesn't come from me. 259 00:10:36,512 --> 00:10:39,139 - Wait, so I'm the one who has to hurt her feelings? 260 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,142 Yeah, what the fuck. 261 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,144 ♪ 262 00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:50,150 - Ooh, Hannah! Quick question about the new H scene. 263 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,402 - Uh, sure. Wait, what new H scene? 264 00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:54,488 - "Josie opens the dryer. Instead of clothes, 265 00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:56,657 an avalanche of hot popcorn spills out." 266 00:10:56,657 --> 00:10:58,408 [chuckles] Very funny. - No, it's not. 267 00:10:58,408 --> 00:10:59,409 - Yeah, I agree. 268 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:01,870 - Wait, how did this happen? 269 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:04,248 - I think Jake and Cody stashed some microwave popcorn in there? 270 00:11:04,248 --> 00:11:07,334 - That's not-- Okay. So, yeah, this bit is cut. 271 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:10,921 - We have run-through in a half hour. Uh, maybe I should talk to Gordon. 272 00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:12,965 - Nope, no need 'cause this is also my show, 273 00:11:12,965 --> 00:11:14,591 so the popcorn bit is cut. 274 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:16,969 [crew member groans] - Thank you. 275 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:22,808 - "Wow... So, I guess this is your happy family. 276 00:11:22,808 --> 00:11:24,768 You guys are really into cargo shorts, huh? " 277 00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:25,936 LAWRENCE: "We like big pockets." 278 00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:27,813 - "Got a lotta baggage to carry around? 279 00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:28,814 Whitney exits." 280 00:11:28,814 --> 00:11:30,023 JERRY: And we're out. 281 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:32,568 - Ah, okay. [Gordon clears throat] 282 00:11:32,568 --> 00:11:33,902 Timberly, sweetheart? TIMBERLY: Yeah? 283 00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:34,736 - You're 284 00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:37,406 still reading the stage directions. 285 00:11:37,406 --> 00:11:39,074 See where it says, "Whitney exits?" - Yeah? 286 00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:40,325 GORDON: You're Whitney. - Yeah. 287 00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:41,285 GORDON: Exit. TIMBERLY: Sorry. 288 00:11:41,285 --> 00:11:42,494 GORDON: No, no, it's okay. TIMBERLY: Yes, yes. 289 00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:43,954 Thank you. - Can we get her a special script? 290 00:11:43,954 --> 00:11:46,790 - That takes us to Scene H in the laundry room! 291 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:51,170 Um... please, let me replace her. 292 00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:53,922 - Our research shows we need a young, attractive woman 293 00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:56,341 to reach the 18- to 34-year-old male demographic. 294 00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:58,802 - But she is a terrible actress. 295 00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:01,597 - Our research shows that that has no effect whatsoever. 296 00:12:01,597 --> 00:12:04,766 - Well, if you need her so bad, then what does your research say about me? 297 00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:07,269 - Oh, don't worry, you're extremely popular 298 00:12:07,269 --> 00:12:10,731 with sassy seniors and coupon fanatics. 299 00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:13,358 - Bree, we're ready for you. - No. 300 00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:15,527 - But, um-- - "This is unreal! 301 00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:17,946 I just cannot believe you have a daughter!" 302 00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:21,283 - "Well, look on the bright side. Cody has an older sister. 303 00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:23,118 "Now we have someone to babysit our adult son 304 00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:25,245 on Saturday nights." [crew laughing] 305 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,581 - "Forgive me if I don't feel like laughing." 306 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:32,377 - What happened to my popcorn? - Hannah said it was cut. 307 00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:34,004 - No. BREE: But I don't need to take it out while we're rehearsing. 308 00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:36,173 REED: I understand, Bree. There's no reason to get excited. 309 00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:37,549 BREE: I'm not excited. 310 00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:39,551 ♪ 311 00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:44,640 - Come in! 312 00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:49,353 [Clay sighs] Well! Look what the cat dragged in. 313 00:12:49,353 --> 00:12:50,312 Zack's not here. 314 00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:52,689 - Actually, I came to see you. Here's the thing. 315 00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:55,067 Zack's not a kid anymore, and it's kinda fucked up-- 316 00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:57,277 - Ooh! Language. We don't say that. 317 00:12:58,529 --> 00:13:01,949 - messed up you're here, you know? Comin' in to work with him every day? 318 00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:05,118 - Oh... I see. 319 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:08,121 Well... I didn't mean to embarrass him. 320 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,583 I just kinda feel like this business is scary 321 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:14,586 and a boy could use all the love and protection he can get. 322 00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:17,172 Didn't your mother do that for you? 323 00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:19,716 - My mom mostly did all the drugs she could get. 324 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,969 - Oh... poor thing. 325 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:29,893 Wait, you've got a... little something on your sweet, little cheek. 326 00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:36,316 Get it off... Yeah... Oop, one more spot. 327 00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:42,114 - So what, we're just cutting bits without telling me now? 328 00:13:42,114 --> 00:13:44,741 - Well, I sent you an email, you just never responded. 329 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:48,161 - Nice callback. - Popcorn in a dryer, really? 330 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:52,082 - That would've worked. - No. It's... way too broad. 331 00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:55,002 And you didn't even tell me about it. I'm the co-showrunner. 332 00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:57,045 - Do you remember that? - 'Kay, when are you gonna realize, 333 00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:58,839 I've been doin' this a little longer than you. 334 00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,424 I know what I'm talkin' about. [Hannah scoffs] 335 00:14:00,424 --> 00:14:01,466 Case in point. 336 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:02,551 That song you wanted, 337 00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:05,262 that St. Margaret's, whatever the hell it's called, 338 00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:07,514 $80,000 for a song. 339 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:10,017 Here. Here's a list of public domain songs. 340 00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:11,435 Pick somethin' you like. 341 00:14:11,435 --> 00:14:12,769 - "She'll Be Coming Round the Mountain." 342 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:15,439 - I actually like "Camptown Races," but author's choice. 343 00:14:15,439 --> 00:14:17,316 [knocks on door] REED: Hannah, we need to talk. 344 00:14:17,316 --> 00:14:18,483 - Oh, fuck, okay. GORDON: I-- 345 00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:19,902 - Listen, listen, that's Reed 346 00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:21,320 and he's super fuckin' pissed about Timberly, 347 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:22,446 so you deal with this. 348 00:14:22,446 --> 00:14:25,365 - What, a pissed off actor? It's easy. They're like children. 349 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:28,035 You jingle some shiny keys and you promise 'em a cookie 350 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,036 and they stop crying. 351 00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:31,205 - That is so condescending. 352 00:14:31,205 --> 00:14:33,332 He's an artist. He has integrity. 353 00:14:33,332 --> 00:14:35,209 - Yes, but he wants a cookie. 354 00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:36,710 Trust me. 355 00:14:37,169 --> 00:14:40,380 - Hi, hi. - Hannah, we have gotta stop Gordon from-- 356 00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:45,052 Oh... Hello. - Reed, I'm so glad they found ya. 357 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:46,178 Thanks for gettin' here so fast. 358 00:14:46,178 --> 00:14:46,970 - What? [door closes] 359 00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:48,347 No one-- I came to you. 360 00:14:48,347 --> 00:14:51,391 - Yeah, we sent a PA to get you 'cause we gotta talk about Timberly. 361 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:54,686 It's obvious we got a problem here. - Oh, yeah. [laughs] Definitely. 362 00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,772 She cannot play the material. 363 00:14:56,772 --> 00:14:59,733 She is ruining your words. - You don't have to convince me, man. 364 00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,693 - I think it's obvious what has to happen? 365 00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:04,905 - Oh, finally. [laughs] - Yeah, you need to teach her how to act. 366 00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,949 - I-- What? - Listen, you can get her there. 367 00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:09,201 You practically give an acting class every day. 368 00:15:09,201 --> 00:15:10,452 - Well, I mean, you know, I'm doing-- 369 00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:12,412 - And Jerry doesn't have your instincts. 370 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,623 - Well, I mean, he's pretty good at movin' the cameras around, 371 00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:17,084 but that's about it. - Yeah, but you, you move people. 372 00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:20,379 You-- Remember how green Bree was back in the day, huh? 373 00:15:20,379 --> 00:15:22,965 - I mean, she couldn't even internalize her primary intentions. 374 00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:27,219 - But then you, ya did your magic and you, you molded her into a star. 375 00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:29,137 You saved the whole show, 376 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:30,556 so I'm askin' you, 377 00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:32,599 you, you gotta do it again. 378 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,852 REED: Gordon. - Uh, Reed. Hey, Reed. 379 00:15:34,852 --> 00:15:36,645 You, You, You-- REED: [sighs] You know what? He's right. 380 00:15:37,563 --> 00:15:38,772 I'm the only one. 381 00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,777 [door opens] 382 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:44,695 [door closes] 383 00:15:44,695 --> 00:15:46,029 - Jingle-jingle. 384 00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:58,876 - Ooh, hey, uh, have you seen Timberly? [chuckles] They need me to save the show. 385 00:15:59,585 --> 00:16:02,546 - I'm sorry, what? No. - But what-what's with you? 386 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:07,467 - Zack asked me to talk to his mom about not coming around anymore, so I did. 387 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,760 - Okay, good. That's good. 388 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,013 G-Good for you 'cause that-that's weird, you know? 389 00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,807 How'd she take it? - Pretty well. She blew me. 390 00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:15,851 - I'm sorry, she-she blew you? 391 00:16:16,894 --> 00:16:19,271 Are you serious? - A hundred percent. 392 00:16:19,271 --> 00:16:21,607 - Oh god, that's so fucked up. - I know! 393 00:16:21,607 --> 00:16:24,151 And after I finished, she told me I was a "good boy" and-- 394 00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:25,736 - What? - gave me orange slices. 395 00:16:25,736 --> 00:16:29,281 - Oh! - It was nurturing and depraved all at the same time. 396 00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:31,658 - Well, okay. That, That can never happen again. 397 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,285 - I know! You're right. 398 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,830 Why exactly? - 'Cause what if Zack finds out? 399 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,707 - Finds what out? - Son of a-- 400 00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:41,418 - Uh, that I couldn't talk to your mom yet. 401 00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:43,045 - Too hard, huh? BOTH: No. 402 00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:45,172 - No, I wouldn't say that. - Not that, uh. 403 00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:47,925 She was just busy doing something else, but I will. 404 00:16:47,925 --> 00:16:50,636 - Awesome! You're the best. Ooh! Orange slices. 405 00:16:50,636 --> 00:16:52,638 - No, no, no... But don't. 406 00:16:52,638 --> 00:16:55,182 [Clay groans] [Reed clears throat] 407 00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:58,310 - "They made dumb jokes in the car when they drove us to school, 408 00:16:58,310 --> 00:16:59,520 "but they were there. [celery crunches] 409 00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:01,313 Like I wanted you to be." 410 00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:03,232 - That's wonderful. TIMBERLY: Okay. 411 00:17:03,232 --> 00:17:05,400 - So, deep down, you're devastated and you're spiraling. 412 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,360 I feel it-- - Okay. 413 00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:10,572 - but... what if you want him to think you're in control? 414 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:13,200 Let's stand it up. - Okay. 415 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,826 - Okay? - Yeah. 416 00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,037 [Reed clears throat] 417 00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:20,123 - What do you want me to say? 418 00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:21,917 I-I did what I did. 419 00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:23,126 I'm not perfect. 420 00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:27,631 - Who asked you to be perfect? 421 00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:30,300 None of my friends' fathers were perfect. 422 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:33,637 'Cause they were dorky, they wore socks with sandals, 423 00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:35,848 they made dumb jokes in the car when they drove us to school, 424 00:17:35,848 --> 00:17:37,307 but they were there. 425 00:17:38,642 --> 00:17:40,060 Like I wanted you to be. 426 00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:47,693 - The duckling has become the swan. [Timberly squeals] 427 00:17:48,569 --> 00:17:51,196 Great job. - She's really getting good. 428 00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:53,198 - Can I help you with something, Kelly? 429 00:17:53,198 --> 00:17:55,492 - Yeah, stop by the hair trailer when you get a chance 430 00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:57,494 and let's touch up those grays. 431 00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:00,998 [indistinct chatter] 432 00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:04,084 [Bree exhales] 433 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:07,921 - Hi! Hi. 434 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,549 You guys talkin' about Step Right Up? 435 00:18:10,549 --> 00:18:13,260 - Oh, no, we were talking, uh, Fuck Buddy Mountain. 436 00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:14,511 [all laughing] 437 00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:16,889 - Well, did you hear we're coming back? 438 00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:23,020 - Ooh, guys, it's this awesome sitcom that was on, like, forever ago-- 439 00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,438 - Not that long ago. - and I'm gonna be on it. 440 00:18:24,438 --> 00:18:25,856 [fans exclaim] 441 00:18:25,856 --> 00:18:27,441 Oh, and Bree plays my mom. 442 00:18:27,441 --> 00:18:29,234 - Stepmom. - Yeah. 443 00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:30,903 - Stepmom. - Timberly, tell my boyfriend Craig-- 444 00:18:30,903 --> 00:18:31,737 TIMBERLY: Yeah. - he's a piece of shit. 445 00:18:31,737 --> 00:18:33,113 TIMBERLY: Sure. - Oh, fun. 446 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,032 - Hey, Craig! You're a piece of shit! 447 00:18:35,032 --> 00:18:37,117 [fans laughing] 448 00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:39,244 - I love you, Timberly. - Oh my god. Love you guys, too. 449 00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:41,205 - Thank you. TIMBERLY: Take care. Have a good tour! 450 00:18:41,205 --> 00:18:44,291 - Well, she is fantastic. 451 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:47,377 Okay, so Stage A is the Glenn Close stage-- BREE: Bye! Bye. 452 00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:48,921 TOUR GUIDE: but today, it's Glenn Closed. 453 00:18:48,921 --> 00:18:49,922 [fans chattering] 454 00:18:49,922 --> 00:18:52,299 - Aww. - I love that. Love them. [chuckles] 455 00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:55,260 - Hey, I'm so, so glad I caught you, um. - Yeah. 456 00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:58,972 - I just wanted to tell you that... I know what you're going through. 457 00:18:59,765 --> 00:19:00,933 With Reed. 458 00:19:00,933 --> 00:19:01,892 - What do you mean? 459 00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:05,187 - Oh, with all the acting notes. Isn't it driving you crazy? 460 00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:07,606 I mean, I love the guy, but he can be a lot. 461 00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:09,900 - I mean, he's been so nice to me. 462 00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:12,027 - Oh, no, he is the nicest, for sure. - Right. 463 00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:14,196 - And it's just that, like, 464 00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:15,614 he did this with me on my first show, 465 00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:18,700 and then I went out there and I did everything he told me to do, 466 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,327 like exactly. - Right. 467 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:22,829 - And it was a disaster. 468 00:19:23,622 --> 00:19:25,457 - Really? - He's old fashioned. 469 00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:27,376 - Yeah. - It almost ended my career. 470 00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:29,419 - Really? 471 00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:31,630 - Between us girls-- - Yeah. 472 00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:33,340 - I'll tell you what you need to know. 473 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:34,967 [Reed exhales] 474 00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:38,011 - So, where do we go from here? 475 00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,221 - I don't know. 476 00:19:39,805 --> 00:19:42,599 Part of me wants to hug you, 477 00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:44,601 and part of me wants to scream! 478 00:19:45,102 --> 00:19:46,937 I've never done this before. 479 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,107 - Um, well, 480 00:19:51,275 --> 00:19:54,528 I'm pullin' for the hug, but I might not have a vote here. 481 00:19:55,279 --> 00:19:59,867 - Well... I guess we'll just have to play it by ear. 482 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:07,666 ♪ 483 00:20:10,169 --> 00:20:12,212 - Oh, hey, you're back. 484 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:14,756 Uh, I have something for you, but, but I'm kind of scared. 485 00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:15,883 - Why? 486 00:20:15,883 --> 00:20:17,092 - Well, I think it's 'cause I'm from Malibu 487 00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:18,010 and nothing bad happens there. 488 00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:19,678 - Oh, don't. What is it, Connor? 489 00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:22,014 - Just new pages from the last scene. 490 00:20:22,014 --> 00:20:23,432 - New-- 491 00:20:26,602 --> 00:20:28,478 Are you fucking kidding me? We shoot in half an hour. 492 00:20:28,478 --> 00:20:30,981 - Okay. Whoa. That is exactly what Reed said. 493 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:33,192 - I can't believe this. 494 00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:35,194 ♪ 495 00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:48,165 - Hey! Come on in. 496 00:20:48,165 --> 00:20:50,083 I'm just makin' some treats in the toaster oven. 497 00:20:51,335 --> 00:20:54,505 - Yeah, I was thinkin' maybe we should talk outside. 498 00:20:55,714 --> 00:20:58,133 - Oh... I see. 499 00:21:00,928 --> 00:21:03,180 - You changed the last scene without telling me. 500 00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:04,681 - I couldn't find you. - Oh, let me guess. 501 00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:06,808 You tried to reach me on my Easy Bake Oven. 502 00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:09,019 - Yeah, very funny. Where'd you disappear to? 503 00:21:09,019 --> 00:21:10,646 - To my shrink, okay? 504 00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:12,648 And then I went to Shake Shack 505 00:21:12,648 --> 00:21:15,651 because no professional can cure this relationship in 50 minutes. 506 00:21:15,651 --> 00:21:17,736 - All right, well, listen, you saw her at run-through, 507 00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:19,863 she was yelling and with the hands. 508 00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:23,242 She can't pull off the, the heavy stuff, so I lightened it up a bit. 509 00:21:23,242 --> 00:21:24,535 - A bit? A bit? 510 00:21:24,535 --> 00:21:26,453 Lawrence now doesn't even know he has a daughter. 511 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,622 She just shows up at the end and everyone's thrilled. 512 00:21:28,622 --> 00:21:30,874 - Yeah, trust me. It's better. - It's better. 513 00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:33,502 Oh, also, you added back in the dryer popcorn bit? 514 00:21:33,502 --> 00:21:36,421 - You weren't here. It's Friday. I did what I had to do. 515 00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:38,715 - You did what you had to do, so you wouldn't look like an asshole. 516 00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:40,968 Because if Lawrence looks like an asshole, that means you're an asshole 517 00:21:40,968 --> 00:21:44,513 and you can't be the asshole, even though, let's be clear, 518 00:21:44,513 --> 00:21:45,931 you're an asshole. 519 00:21:46,807 --> 00:21:49,226 - How was therapy today? Pretty, Pretty productive for you? 520 00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:53,564 - You know you've never apologized once for disappearing. 521 00:21:53,564 --> 00:21:54,398 - I-- 522 00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:56,775 You know what, honey? - Don't "honey" me. 523 00:21:57,734 --> 00:21:59,361 This is my story. 524 00:21:59,862 --> 00:22:02,030 Okay? This is my life. You can't rewrite it. 525 00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:04,908 - And you know what? This is my show! 526 00:22:04,908 --> 00:22:08,662 And you're trying to hijack it, so you can rip me apart. 527 00:22:08,662 --> 00:22:09,872 I'm not gonna be the villain. 528 00:22:10,706 --> 00:22:11,707 - Too late. 529 00:22:14,418 --> 00:22:16,420 ♪ 530 00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:22,718 WARM-UP GUY: Yeah! Awesome, fantastic. 531 00:22:22,718 --> 00:22:25,387 Oh, wow, are you two married? 532 00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:28,140 This is what I call a May-December romance. 533 00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:30,851 And by that, I mean, it may be over by December. 534 00:22:30,851 --> 00:22:32,853 [audience laughing] [comedian cracks up] 535 00:22:32,853 --> 00:22:34,688 These don't write themselves, people. 536 00:22:34,688 --> 00:22:36,690 [indistinct chatter] 537 00:22:37,649 --> 00:22:40,694 - [exhales] Thank you. - Hey. 538 00:22:40,694 --> 00:22:43,322 - Bree got into Timberly's head and completely messed her up. 539 00:22:44,323 --> 00:22:46,366 - You think that's bad, I just fucked Zack's mom. 540 00:22:47,159 --> 00:22:49,995 - Jesus... I told you to end that. 541 00:22:49,995 --> 00:22:52,372 - I know, but she smelled like snickerdoodles. 542 00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:54,625 - What the-- - Oh god. What's wrong with me? 543 00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:57,461 - Well, for one, you clearly have mother issues. 544 00:22:57,461 --> 00:22:59,004 - No way. 545 00:22:59,004 --> 00:23:00,422 Although, once when I was a kid, 546 00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:03,634 I did call a phone sex hotline and my mom answered. 547 00:23:03,634 --> 00:23:04,635 - What? 548 00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:06,845 - But that can't be it. 549 00:23:09,348 --> 00:23:11,767 [Bree exhales] - I know it was you. 550 00:23:12,476 --> 00:23:15,812 You sabotaged Timberly... and they gutted my big scene. 551 00:23:15,812 --> 00:23:17,814 - I don't know what you're talking about. 552 00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:20,025 - She told me it was you. 553 00:23:21,151 --> 00:23:23,570 - That wasn't very supportive of her, was it? 554 00:23:25,531 --> 00:23:27,908 - Why would you undermine her like that? She's not your competition. 555 00:23:27,908 --> 00:23:30,369 [audience cheering] This isn't one of your stupid, beauty pageants. 556 00:23:30,369 --> 00:23:32,829 - Oh, wake up. Hollywood is way worse. 557 00:23:32,829 --> 00:23:36,500 When I was doing my first-ever guest spot on Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman, 558 00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:39,586 Jane Seymour tried to crush me by loosening the wheel to my loom. 559 00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:42,214 And on my last show, my "gal pal" co-star, 560 00:23:42,214 --> 00:23:44,758 she was so jealous of me that she fucked the showrunner 561 00:23:44,758 --> 00:23:47,511 and had him turn me into a space insect! 562 00:23:47,511 --> 00:23:50,180 - Well, congratulations. 563 00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:52,683 'Cause now Timberly has a story about you. 564 00:23:52,683 --> 00:23:57,521 WARM-UP GUY: As Lawrence, Reed Sterling! [audience cheering] 565 00:23:58,981 --> 00:24:04,820 As Josie, Bree Marie Jensen! [exhales] 566 00:24:04,820 --> 00:24:07,239 [audience cheering] - Hi! 567 00:24:09,032 --> 00:24:11,952 - Everybody give one huge round of applause 568 00:24:11,952 --> 00:24:15,831 for your Step Right Up cast! 569 00:24:17,457 --> 00:24:19,543 - See why it's so hard for me to say anything to my mom? 570 00:24:19,543 --> 00:24:21,378 Look at her. She's glowing. 571 00:24:31,013 --> 00:24:32,222 [Josie exhales] 572 00:24:33,015 --> 00:24:34,766 Hey, Mom, how was hot yoga? 573 00:24:34,766 --> 00:24:35,767 - Too hot. 574 00:24:36,310 --> 00:24:38,854 I haven't sweat that much since you said you were quitting college. 575 00:24:38,854 --> 00:24:40,606 [audience laughing] 576 00:24:40,606 --> 00:24:42,024 Can I ask you something? 577 00:24:42,649 --> 00:24:44,776 Have you noticed Lawrence acting strange? 578 00:24:44,776 --> 00:24:47,487 - Now that you mention it, yeah. For the last 25 years. 579 00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:49,489 [audience laughing] 580 00:24:52,784 --> 00:24:54,203 [Timberly sniffs] 581 00:24:55,704 --> 00:24:56,997 BREE: Hey. - Hi. 582 00:24:58,332 --> 00:25:00,751 - You all right? - Yeah, sorry. 583 00:25:02,336 --> 00:25:04,129 I'm just really nervous. 584 00:25:04,129 --> 00:25:05,255 [Bree groans] 585 00:25:05,255 --> 00:25:07,341 I mean, I'm not an actor like you guys, 586 00:25:07,341 --> 00:25:09,510 so all the changes and the notes. 587 00:25:09,510 --> 00:25:11,637 I just feel like I don't know what I'm doing. 588 00:25:11,637 --> 00:25:12,971 - Oh. - And I mean, 589 00:25:12,971 --> 00:25:15,432 Reed is telling me to do everything from the inside, right? 590 00:25:15,432 --> 00:25:18,185 And-- But you're saying to do all these things on the outside? 591 00:25:18,185 --> 00:25:22,064 - Timberly. - I just feel like I am letting everyone down, 592 00:25:22,064 --> 00:25:24,066 after you guys have been so nice to me. 593 00:25:28,237 --> 00:25:30,239 - Do me a favor, okay? - Yeah. 594 00:25:30,948 --> 00:25:32,950 - Just forget what I said. 595 00:25:33,784 --> 00:25:35,410 I was being stupid. 596 00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:37,913 I was screwing you up and you were doing so great. 597 00:25:37,913 --> 00:25:41,458 I, I just... I don't know what I'm talking about. 598 00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:46,880 I haven't acted in 15 years. I have been so terrified this week. 599 00:25:49,258 --> 00:25:54,471 There is a reason why everyone who walks past you on this lot loves you. 600 00:25:54,471 --> 00:25:56,473 [Timberly laughs] Okay, honey? 601 00:25:56,473 --> 00:25:57,432 - 'Kay. 602 00:25:57,432 --> 00:25:59,226 - So, listen to Reed 603 00:25:59,226 --> 00:26:00,394 [audience cheering] 604 00:26:00,394 --> 00:26:02,563 and you're gonna be amazing. 605 00:26:02,563 --> 00:26:03,730 - Thank you. [sniffs] 606 00:26:04,439 --> 00:26:07,860 - Come here. We women have to stick together. 607 00:26:08,527 --> 00:26:11,530 Jane Seymour taught me that. - Who? 608 00:26:11,530 --> 00:26:13,365 - Are you ready for the final scene? 609 00:26:13,365 --> 00:26:16,785 [audience cheers] Okay, I'm gonna need a lot of energy for the final scene. 610 00:26:16,785 --> 00:26:18,203 - How are you doing? 611 00:26:19,705 --> 00:26:21,748 - All I can say is you're lucky you don't work with your dad. 612 00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:24,835 - God, that's his dream. 613 00:26:24,835 --> 00:26:26,795 He's a software engineer at Microsoft. 614 00:26:26,795 --> 00:26:30,424 He made sure I got a Masters in Computer Science from Stanford, 615 00:26:30,424 --> 00:26:33,844 yet... here I am on the set of Step Right Up. 616 00:26:33,844 --> 00:26:35,387 [chuckling] 617 00:26:35,721 --> 00:26:37,973 He thinks I'm crazy. - Oh, he's right. 618 00:26:39,016 --> 00:26:42,644 I mean, we're both crazy for being here, truly. 619 00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:44,271 [Elaine chuckles] 620 00:26:44,730 --> 00:26:49,067 - Mm, when I was a kid, my parents worked all the time 621 00:26:49,067 --> 00:26:51,820 and I was usually home alone, 622 00:26:51,820 --> 00:26:54,489 studying and watching TV shows about families 623 00:26:54,489 --> 00:26:56,408 that always seemed happier than mine. 624 00:26:57,784 --> 00:26:59,661 Guess which one was my favorite? 625 00:27:00,495 --> 00:27:03,332 - Oh, am I about to lose all respect for you? 626 00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:07,961 - I've probably seen every episode, five times? 627 00:27:07,961 --> 00:27:10,255 - What? - [laughs] Yeah. 628 00:27:10,255 --> 00:27:13,133 I had a huge crush on Cody. 629 00:27:13,926 --> 00:27:16,470 I used to pause the show and kiss him through the screen. 630 00:27:18,263 --> 00:27:21,058 Forget I said that. - Um, I, I will try to. 631 00:27:21,808 --> 00:27:26,230 - Hey, Shake Shack. New pages... for the last scene. 632 00:27:26,230 --> 00:27:27,731 - What? New pages? - Thank you. 633 00:27:27,731 --> 00:27:29,525 - How can he make this any worse? 634 00:27:29,525 --> 00:27:32,736 - Well, if it makes you feel any better, Reed said the pages are pretty tight. 635 00:27:37,074 --> 00:27:38,283 - Is everything all right? 636 00:27:39,993 --> 00:27:43,997 - I guess I'm just upset with myself for not looking you up sooner. 637 00:27:44,373 --> 00:27:45,374 - Don't be. 638 00:27:46,375 --> 00:27:48,377 If anything, be upset with me. 639 00:27:48,919 --> 00:27:49,753 - For what? 640 00:27:50,587 --> 00:27:51,588 - I knew about you. 641 00:27:54,132 --> 00:27:56,134 I pretended I didn't, but I did. 642 00:27:56,635 --> 00:28:00,264 I was young, I was scared, and that's no excuse. 643 00:28:01,807 --> 00:28:02,808 I'm the dad. 644 00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:05,060 I should've been there. 645 00:28:05,394 --> 00:28:06,812 I should've been a mensch. 646 00:28:07,271 --> 00:28:09,982 I made all sorts of excuses for myself. 647 00:28:09,982 --> 00:28:14,194 Your mom hating me, assuming you would, too. 648 00:28:16,530 --> 00:28:21,159 And if I could go back... and change things, I would. 649 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:23,161 But I can't. 650 00:28:25,622 --> 00:28:28,125 But... I'm hoping, 651 00:28:28,959 --> 00:28:30,961 someday, when you're ready, 652 00:28:32,671 --> 00:28:33,881 you'll give me a second chance. 653 00:28:36,091 --> 00:28:37,718 [toilet flushes] 654 00:28:37,718 --> 00:28:39,720 [audience laughing] 655 00:28:40,721 --> 00:28:44,349 - For god's sake, you two hug. [audience laughing] 656 00:28:45,559 --> 00:28:47,186 [applause] 657 00:28:47,186 --> 00:28:48,979 [audience cheering] 658 00:28:57,237 --> 00:29:00,157 - Um, [clears throat] hey. 659 00:29:00,157 --> 00:29:03,327 - Oh! Hey, hey, hey. - Hey, hey, uh, you're, you're leaving already? 660 00:29:03,327 --> 00:29:05,370 - Yeah, I taped the Clippers game so I just-- 661 00:29:05,370 --> 00:29:07,664 I wanna get out of there before anybody tells me who won. 662 00:29:08,749 --> 00:29:09,583 - Um, 663 00:29:11,168 --> 00:29:12,961 thank you for that, the scene. 664 00:29:12,961 --> 00:29:15,881 - Oh yeah. I thought that worked pretty good, right? 665 00:29:15,881 --> 00:29:16,882 - Yeah. 666 00:29:16,882 --> 00:29:20,385 - Sorry, you probably wanted me to have him say a little bit more to her, 667 00:29:20,385 --> 00:29:24,014 but... characters can't change that much in one episode. 668 00:29:25,182 --> 00:29:26,350 Takes a little time. 669 00:29:27,017 --> 00:29:28,393 All right, see you Monday, yeah? 670 00:29:28,393 --> 00:29:29,770 - Yeah. Looks like it. - Okay. 671 00:29:30,437 --> 00:29:32,439 - Oh, um, [clears throat] I'm sorry, too. 672 00:29:33,190 --> 00:29:34,399 - What are you sorry for? 673 00:29:41,615 --> 00:29:44,034 You're right. It's too broad. 674 00:29:44,034 --> 00:29:48,914 ♪ "She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain" playing ♪ 675 00:29:48,914 --> 00:29:52,751 ♪ She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes ♪ 676 00:29:52,751 --> 00:29:54,753 ♪ She'll be coming round the mountain ♪ 677 00:29:54,753 --> 00:29:56,463 ♪ She'll be coming round the mountain ♪ 678 00:29:56,463 --> 00:30:00,092 ♪ She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes ♪ 679 00:30:00,092 --> 00:30:03,470 ♪ She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes ♪ 680 00:30:03,470 --> 00:30:07,266 ♪ She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes ♪ 681 00:30:07,266 --> 00:30:09,184 ♪ She'll be coming round the mountain ♪ 682 00:30:09,184 --> 00:30:10,978 ♪ She'll be coming round the mountain ♪ 683 00:30:10,978 --> 00:30:14,982 ♪ She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes ♪ 684 00:30:15,983 --> 00:30:18,986 [music flourish] 685 00:30:18,986 --> 00:30:21,989 [fanfare]