1 00:00:01,376 --> 00:00:04,003 ♪ upbeat music ♪ 2 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:30,864 [phone alarm] 3 00:00:35,661 --> 00:00:37,663 - I'm sorry if that woke you. 4 00:00:37,663 --> 00:00:40,165 - Oh no, what time is it? 5 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:41,834 - Whoo! 7:30. 6 00:00:41,834 --> 00:00:43,752 Oh, I wish I could stay in bed, 7 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:46,588 but I have like 30 cameos to shoot before work. 8 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:48,632 - Uh, the worst. 9 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:53,095 - Hey, last night was really fun. 10 00:00:53,095 --> 00:00:54,471 - Really? 11 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:55,806 I don't know if you could tell 12 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:57,724 but that was my first time with a lesbian woman. 13 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,726 - Okay, you don't need to say both, 14 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:01,311 and I don't really use labels. 15 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:03,063 Oh. Okay. 16 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:04,898 Okay. 17 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:07,901 I'm glad you're so cool about this. So chill. 18 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:10,279 The last time I got busy with a coworker, 19 00:01:10,279 --> 00:01:12,698 Reed, it got weird. 20 00:01:12,698 --> 00:01:14,992 - Maybe because you used the term "got busy." 21 00:01:14,992 --> 00:01:16,451 - What do people say now? 22 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:17,828 - Fucking? 23 00:01:17,828 --> 00:01:20,163 - Oh yeah. I'm used to network television. 24 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:22,291 - Look, don't worry. 25 00:01:22,291 --> 00:01:23,750 It's not weird. 26 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:25,794 We're friends. 27 00:01:25,794 --> 00:01:27,129 - Friends? 28 00:01:27,129 --> 00:01:28,755 I love that. 29 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:32,509 It's been so long since I've had a friend that was a woman. 30 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:35,304 My last one was technically my assistant, 31 00:01:35,304 --> 00:01:37,181 but then she started charging my Amex. 32 00:01:37,181 --> 00:01:39,808 Like I'm not gonna notice a charge for a Bowflex. 33 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:42,352 - Hey, if it's cool, I'm gonna hop in the shower. 34 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:45,105 - Okay. Yeah. No, totally. Um... 35 00:01:45,564 --> 00:01:48,233 but, before you go in, 36 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:49,401 I'm just... 37 00:01:50,986 --> 00:01:53,322 since it was my first time with a, 38 00:01:53,322 --> 00:01:55,073 a lady, 39 00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:57,242 did I do it right? 40 00:01:57,910 --> 00:02:00,537 - Bree, you slayed. 41 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:08,337 That means you were great! 42 00:02:08,921 --> 00:02:10,297 ♪ If you're having girl problems ♪ 43 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:11,590 ♪ I feel bad for you, son ♪ 44 00:02:11,590 --> 00:02:15,511 ♪ I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one ♪ 45 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:18,972 ♪ slow-tempo country music ♪ 46 00:02:26,939 --> 00:02:29,441 - Oh, hello. - Hello! 47 00:02:29,441 --> 00:02:30,609 - You're looking chipper. 48 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:32,236 - Oh, 'cause I feel chipper. - Oh, new. 49 00:02:32,236 --> 00:02:34,321 Um, since I have you... - Mh-mm. 50 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:36,740 - About me calling you last night. 51 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:37,908 - Oh, do we have to do that? 52 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:39,952 - No, absolutely we do not. - Okay, good. 53 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:45,123 - I just, I just don't want you to get the wrong impression, okay. 54 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:47,084 I'm not harboring feelings for you. 55 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:48,752 I'm just missing Nora. 56 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:50,879 - No worries. I am good. 57 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:54,174 - So, you're Gatorade good? 58 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,552 - Yes. Yes, I am. 59 00:02:56,552 --> 00:02:59,805 - 'Cause I just remember the only time you drank Gatorade 60 00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:02,808 is after, you know, getting busy, so. 61 00:03:02,808 --> 00:03:04,184 - Just say fucking. 62 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,978 - Yeah, uh-- 63 00:03:06,770 --> 00:03:09,273 I didn't realize that you were back out there. 64 00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:12,568 - Well, Timberly and I went out to a hotspot last night. 65 00:03:12,568 --> 00:03:13,861 It was really fun. 66 00:03:14,570 --> 00:03:15,863 - You and Timberly. - Mh-mm. 67 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:17,781 - That's weird. - Why is it weird? 68 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:21,034 - Last week you tried to destroy her. 69 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:23,328 - I was being silly. We're good friends now. 70 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:26,331 If you'll excuse me, I have to go do 40 cameos. 71 00:03:28,584 --> 00:03:31,461 - You know, another interesting thing about the Gatorade 72 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:32,421 is that-- 73 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:36,466 ♪ 74 00:03:46,268 --> 00:03:48,729 - Well, thank you again for meeting with me. 75 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,856 - Oh yeah, of course. I'm stoked. 76 00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:53,817 None of the other executives ever wanted to meet with me before. 77 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:55,235 - Really? - Yeah. 78 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:57,946 I even invited them to my eighth birthday party. 79 00:03:57,946 --> 00:04:00,157 - Aw. - Oh, it's okay. 80 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:02,951 They were probably just freaked out about having to wear bathing suits. 81 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:04,411 - How old were you 82 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:06,747 when you first started working? - Four. 83 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:09,541 I said "ouchie" in a Band-Aid commercial. 84 00:04:09,541 --> 00:04:11,335 Pretty crazy working so young, huh? 85 00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:16,798 - Actually, I started a little business when I was six. 86 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:18,300 - Oh, cool. Like a lemonade stand? 87 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,470 - I invented a glucose monitor for my diabetic cat, 88 00:04:21,470 --> 00:04:23,138 which was subsequently purchased 89 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:25,015 by a pharmaceutical company. 90 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:26,391 - Awesome. 91 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:28,227 So we both started in the medical field. 92 00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:30,187 - Yeah. 93 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:34,900 [Zack splutters] 94 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:38,362 So, besides Step Right Up, 95 00:04:38,362 --> 00:04:40,239 do you have any other projects in development 96 00:04:40,239 --> 00:04:41,657 that you're excited about? 97 00:04:41,657 --> 00:04:44,034 - Actually, yes. Thank you for asking. 98 00:04:44,576 --> 00:04:48,247 I'm currently developing a batting cage in my backyard. 99 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:50,916 [Elaine laughs awkwardly] 100 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:53,335 Boom! 101 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:55,337 [laughter continues] 102 00:04:57,381 --> 00:04:59,174 - Uh... [bell rings] 103 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:02,094 - Ah, look at this. A donut with bacon. 104 00:05:02,094 --> 00:05:03,762 Who do you think's gonna have a heart attack first, 105 00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:04,847 me or my rabbi? 106 00:05:04,847 --> 00:05:07,724 - Remember when they first put potato chips in a can? 107 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:09,059 - You know what? I am tempted though. 108 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:11,103 - That's actually a fonut. 109 00:05:11,103 --> 00:05:13,689 It's gluten-free and the facon is made with beans. 110 00:05:13,689 --> 00:05:15,440 - Okay. Why would you tell me that? 111 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:18,902 - Hey, Reed, I'm confused. 112 00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:21,238 Does the Cody character live above the garage 113 00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:22,447 or in the basement? 114 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:25,033 - Nobody knows. It's a whole thing. 115 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:27,077 - Ugh. - Oh, oh, Timberly. 116 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:29,454 - Yeah? - I heard that you and Bree went out last night. 117 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:30,497 - Sure did. 118 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:33,333 - May I just say, brava. 119 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:36,461 Bree's been having a rough go of it since the divorce. 120 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:38,505 - Oh, I know. I was like, girl, 121 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:40,382 you think you can't get it, but you can totally get it. 122 00:05:40,382 --> 00:05:43,719 - Uh, yes. And I understand she got it. 123 00:05:43,719 --> 00:05:45,637 - Uh, yeah. She got it. 124 00:05:46,138 --> 00:05:49,725 - Ah, well, I'm very proud of her, you know? 125 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:52,561 Nice guy, I hope. 126 00:05:53,145 --> 00:05:54,438 - Well. 127 00:05:54,438 --> 00:05:56,398 - Not a nice guy? 128 00:05:57,399 --> 00:05:58,901 - It wasn't a guy. 129 00:06:00,444 --> 00:06:01,445 - Oh. 130 00:06:01,445 --> 00:06:02,487 - Hm. 131 00:06:05,157 --> 00:06:07,326 - [stammering] You? 132 00:06:07,993 --> 00:06:09,661 - Hm. [Reed clears throat] 133 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:12,039 You two. You two? 134 00:06:13,332 --> 00:06:14,791 Cool. 135 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:16,168 Cool. Cool. 136 00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:18,086 Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. 137 00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:20,756 - Did I just blow your mind, boomer? 138 00:06:20,756 --> 00:06:23,217 - What, what? 139 00:06:23,217 --> 00:06:25,886 No, girl. That don't phase me. 140 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:27,429 - Hm? DENNIS: Timberly? 141 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:28,889 - Yeah? - Mind if I steal you? 142 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:30,516 We're about to block the basement scene. 143 00:06:30,516 --> 00:06:32,100 - Is that where Cody lives? 144 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:33,894 - Please don't ask me. I can't. 145 00:06:39,525 --> 00:06:42,110 - I'm, uh, freaking out. - About what? 146 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:43,779 Never mind, I don't care. 147 00:06:43,779 --> 00:06:46,615 - Last night I called Bree and she was 148 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:48,450 uncharacteristically dismissive. 149 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:50,744 - Again, I could not care less about this conversation. 150 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,538 - She was having sex with Timberly. 151 00:06:52,538 --> 00:06:53,622 - Go on. 152 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:55,958 - Bree's into women now? 153 00:06:55,958 --> 00:06:57,751 Which, you know, which is cool. 154 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:58,961 It's all good. It's good in the hood. 155 00:06:58,961 --> 00:07:00,379 Ain't no thing. 156 00:07:00,379 --> 00:07:02,297 - You really need to hang out with more Black people. 157 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:04,466 - That's fair. I'm just stunned. 158 00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:07,135 This is so not like Bree. 159 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:10,806 - But it is very Timberly. - What do you mean? 160 00:07:10,806 --> 00:07:13,642 - They used to call her "Sin-berly" on Fuck Buddy Mountain. 161 00:07:13,642 --> 00:07:16,520 Men, women, that chick is up and down for anything. 162 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:19,273 - Wait, are you watching that stupid reality show? 163 00:07:19,273 --> 00:07:21,692 - Well you can't imagine how badass these women are. 164 00:07:21,692 --> 00:07:23,694 Like when Tawny crashed her snowmobile 165 00:07:23,694 --> 00:07:26,446 and had to walk three miles in high heels and a teddy, 166 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,490 only to find Kim in bed with Brody, 167 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:30,117 who I knew was trouble. 168 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:31,869 - Guys, we're way behind. 169 00:07:31,869 --> 00:07:34,538 And you know how cranky Jerry gets when he's not home by 2:00 PM. 170 00:07:34,538 --> 00:07:35,956 - Okay. All right. JERRY: Okay. Let's go! 171 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:37,875 - Hey, don't tell anyone. 172 00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:39,334 - We're on a TV set. 173 00:07:39,334 --> 00:07:42,171 You think Bree scissoring Timberly isn't going to get around? 174 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:43,714 Just... 175 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:51,638 - Wait, wait. I'm confused. What is scissoring? 176 00:07:52,514 --> 00:07:55,017 - It's when two women spread their legs, 177 00:07:55,017 --> 00:07:57,769 a la scissors, and I don't wanna be crass, 178 00:07:57,769 --> 00:07:59,980 but they rub their pussies together. 179 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,815 - Okay. - This from a woman who was 180 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,525 just showing us pictures of her grandson. 181 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:06,195 - You can't put me in a box. - Not for another year or so. 182 00:08:06,195 --> 00:08:08,405 [all laughing] - Where were these jokes yesterday? 183 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:10,574 Instead of the 50 pitches on oat milk. 184 00:08:10,574 --> 00:08:12,618 - For the record, scissoring is bullshit. 185 00:08:12,618 --> 00:08:14,786 It is a fantasy of lesbian sex 186 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:17,497 that exists primarily in porn made for hetero men. 187 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,124 - Why do you have to ruin everything? 188 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:22,377 - Why am I having such a hard time picturing this scissors thing? 189 00:08:22,377 --> 00:08:24,379 - The whole thing is quite simple, actually, okay? 190 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:27,216 You have two women, in this case are Bree and Timberly, 191 00:08:27,216 --> 00:08:30,177 and they lie up on a bed or perhaps a beach towel 192 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:32,429 with their legs spread akimbo. 193 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:35,557 And then they gingerly press each other's loins together-- 194 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:38,810 - Oh god, why does Alan get to say things like that, 195 00:08:38,810 --> 00:08:40,938 but I get yelled at for ordering two soups? 196 00:08:40,938 --> 00:08:42,439 - Yeah. Let's, let's get back to work. 197 00:08:42,439 --> 00:08:45,234 - Yeah, yeah. But right after Alan tells the story about 198 00:08:45,234 --> 00:08:48,654 the time he got the blowjob from Paul Lynde in his Hollywood square. 199 00:08:48,654 --> 00:08:50,280 - Shut up. - It was the '70s. 200 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:51,823 I had taken a Quaalude. 201 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:53,450 - Oh my God, Paul Lynde is a daddy. 202 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:54,576 What was he like? 203 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:56,537 - The man had a jaw like a python. 204 00:08:56,537 --> 00:09:00,541 - Okay. Let's just stop prying into each other's sex lives. 205 00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:02,084 - That's half the reason I come to work. 206 00:09:02,084 --> 00:09:04,169 How about you, two soups? 207 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:05,796 Who you bringing the clam chowder home to? 208 00:09:05,796 --> 00:09:08,382 - Two soups. Is that my nickname now? 209 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:11,844 - Hannah looks uncomfortable. Let's talk about her. 210 00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:14,429 - No, we're not gonna do that. 211 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:15,681 - You know what? Hannah's right. 212 00:09:15,681 --> 00:09:16,849 Let's get serious. We got at least 213 00:09:16,849 --> 00:09:18,976 three pages to cut out of this script. 214 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:21,019 And what do we use to cut things. 215 00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:23,063 ALL: Scissors. 216 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,314 GORDON: Came up again naturally. 217 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:25,816 - Yep GORDON: I'll tell you a story. 218 00:09:25,816 --> 00:09:27,317 Goldie Hawn, this is before she was famous. 219 00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:29,027 SELMA: Ugh, not the Goldie Hawn story. 220 00:09:31,822 --> 00:09:33,574 - I got all sorts of crazy stories. 221 00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:36,743 One of my fellow jurors on 12 Angry Boys faked a seizure 222 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,954 so he could get to his sister's bowling party. 223 00:09:38,954 --> 00:09:41,540 - Wow. People in Hollywood 224 00:09:41,540 --> 00:09:44,042 are so much more dramatic than I'm used to. 225 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:46,461 In Silicon Valley, a coder is considered high maintenance 226 00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:48,338 if they ask for a standing desk. 227 00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:50,716 - [laughs] I want one. 228 00:09:50,716 --> 00:09:52,509 I've only ever used a sitting desk. 229 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,888 - Well, this has been fun, 230 00:09:55,888 --> 00:09:58,849 but I gotta get back to the office. 231 00:09:59,725 --> 00:10:01,935 - You're not gonna come hang out on set before the run-through? 232 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:05,022 - No, I have to read an outline and try to get through these emails. 233 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,150 - Your job doesn't sound as fun as mine. 234 00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:11,987 Have you ever seen any of the cool things on the lot? 235 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:14,615 Come on. I'm giving you a tour. 236 00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:16,742 - No, no, no. I gotta get back to the office. 237 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,995 - But your phone's going on a tour. - Hey! 238 00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:23,916 ♪ 239 00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:26,168 - Oh, Whitney, come on. You're a member of the family now. 240 00:10:26,168 --> 00:10:28,253 You can ask me for anything, 241 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:30,047 except for my red Valentino's. 242 00:10:30,047 --> 00:10:31,548 I'm getting buried in those. 243 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:32,758 [chuckling] 244 00:10:32,758 --> 00:10:34,676 - The only thing I want is to be your friend. 245 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:35,552 - Come here. 246 00:10:37,346 --> 00:10:39,014 - Ooh. I'm liking in this scene today 247 00:10:39,014 --> 00:10:40,891 way more than I did yesterday. 248 00:10:40,891 --> 00:10:42,684 - A very nice tender moment. 249 00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:44,269 Bygones are now bygones. 250 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:45,604 And we're out. 251 00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:48,941 - Hey, so Jerry, would Bree's buried line 252 00:10:48,941 --> 00:10:51,777 be funnier if I made a joke about wanting the Valentino's? 253 00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:53,946 BREE: Ooh! - Bree got a laugh on it. 254 00:10:53,946 --> 00:10:55,364 - I think she'd get a bigger one. Let's do it. 255 00:10:55,364 --> 00:10:56,281 - Yeah. - Okay. 256 00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:57,616 - Okay. Let's go again. 257 00:10:57,616 --> 00:10:58,617 I don't give a shit. 258 00:10:59,535 --> 00:11:00,869 - Did you see that? 259 00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:03,455 Since when is Bree giving away jokes? 260 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:05,666 - It's just like what happened on Fuck Buddy Mountain. 261 00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:06,959 - What are you talking about? 262 00:11:06,959 --> 00:11:09,127 - There was this super sweet girl, Sarah R, 263 00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:10,921 who you just couldn't help but love. 264 00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:12,965 But Timberly saw her as a threat. 265 00:11:12,965 --> 00:11:15,467 So, what does she do? She seduces her. 266 00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:18,720 And Sarah R being the naive Iowa farm girl 267 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,389 let her guard down and then bam. 268 00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:21,890 - Bam. What do you mean, bam? 269 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:24,101 - She gave Timberly her immunity thong. 270 00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:25,435 - Her immunity thong? - Yeah. 271 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:27,938 And then the naked council sent her into sex-ile. 272 00:11:27,938 --> 00:11:30,190 - Into sex-ile? - Yes. 273 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:33,193 - You don't think that's why Timberly had sex with Bree? 274 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:36,113 - I don't know, but I'm on the edge of my seat. 275 00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:38,073 Oh, they're hugging again. 276 00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:40,659 - And that's it, we're out. 277 00:11:41,285 --> 00:11:43,495 Bye-bye. - See you, Jer. 278 00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:44,913 - It was funnier, right? 279 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:46,832 - Much better. Funnier. - Oh, fantastic. 280 00:11:46,832 --> 00:11:48,417 BREE: It's funny. - Mm-hm. 281 00:11:50,252 --> 00:11:51,503 - Hi! 282 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:53,172 Should we keep pitching on the tag 283 00:11:53,172 --> 00:11:55,048 or start to blue sky the next episode? 284 00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:56,758 - Huh? 285 00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:58,802 - You okay? 286 00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:00,679 - Yeah. I, um... 287 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:08,437 There's all that sex talk in there, 288 00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:10,898 and we were laughing, and then it hit me. 289 00:12:11,607 --> 00:12:14,193 My dad doesn't know. - Doesn't know what? 290 00:12:14,193 --> 00:12:16,069 He clearly knows a lot more about sex than Bob. 291 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,905 - No, he doesn't know about me. 292 00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:21,575 You know, that... that I'm a lesbian. 293 00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:24,244 - No one says lesbian anymore, Billie Jean King. 294 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,454 - Anyway, I just, I don't know. 295 00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:27,122 I feel like I have to come out all over again. 296 00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:29,082 And it's like I thought I was done with this shit. 297 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,126 I'm, you know, 30-ish years old. 298 00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:32,794 - That ish is doing a lot of work. 299 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,630 - Hmm. At least my bones are strong 300 00:12:34,630 --> 00:12:36,673 from having grown up drinking real fucking milk. 301 00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:39,176 - I don't understand. Why didn't you just come out to him? 302 00:12:39,176 --> 00:12:41,845 - It's not like he was around when I came out to my mom. 303 00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:43,722 And I wasn't gonna knock on his door and be like, 304 00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:45,891 "Happy Thanksgiving. Hope you're having fun 305 00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:46,975 "with the family you left me for. 306 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:49,061 By the way, I like sex with women." 307 00:12:49,061 --> 00:12:50,979 - Why don't you just do it now? Get it over with. 308 00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:55,400 - You're right. You're right. 309 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,527 Thank you. 310 00:12:56,527 --> 00:12:58,403 I don't why I'm so nervous about this. 311 00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:01,281 Although, is it inappropriate to do at work? 312 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,325 - Oh, did you not just attend scissorfest? 313 00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:04,493 - Right. BENNY: Yeah. 314 00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:06,495 ♪ 315 00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:12,960 - Hey, um, you busy? 316 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,462 - Huh? I got a hankering for something. 317 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,339 I don't know what it is, but something. 318 00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:19,758 - Yeah. Yeah. Mind if I talk to you for a second? 319 00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:21,385 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. 320 00:13:21,385 --> 00:13:25,097 - So today it occurred to me that you-- 321 00:13:25,097 --> 00:13:27,891 - Oh, my God. When was the last time anybody cleaned out this place? 322 00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:29,226 Look at that, Sanka. 323 00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:31,144 - [weak chuckle] Yeah. You know what? 324 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,981 Uh, never mind. Sorry. 325 00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:35,858 - Hey, anybody know if Sanka expires? 326 00:13:37,192 --> 00:13:38,986 Would old Sanka be stronger? 327 00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:44,199 - Whoa. 328 00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:45,659 - The costume shop. 329 00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:49,121 ♪ upbeat music ♪ 330 00:13:49,121 --> 00:13:51,415 There's so much awesome stuff in here. 331 00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:56,587 - This is amazing. 332 00:13:58,297 --> 00:14:00,257 - Oh, this is my favorite aisle. 333 00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:04,803 Check it out. 334 00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:08,098 This is the armor that Russell Crowe wore in "Gladiator." 335 00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:10,184 - Really? - Maybe. Who knows. 336 00:14:12,144 --> 00:14:13,395 Wanna try something on? 337 00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:15,439 Here. 338 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:18,775 - As amazing as I'd look in a beekeeper outfit, 339 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,611 I think we should get back for run-through. 340 00:14:20,611 --> 00:14:22,112 - We have plenty of time. 341 00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:25,365 - No, I really do not feel comfortable... 342 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,993 That's pretty... 343 00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:33,415 I feel ridiculous. 344 00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:37,461 - Whoa. 345 00:14:38,337 --> 00:14:39,755 You look amazing. 346 00:14:40,756 --> 00:14:42,966 - Really? - Yeah. 347 00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:45,260 - Do a British accent. 348 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:47,846 - Oh no, I do not do that. 349 00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:50,015 - [British accent]: Don't be such a fish and chip, gov'nor. 350 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,393 - Uh... 351 00:14:54,603 --> 00:14:57,898 [bad accent]: I'm off to have tea with a-- a queen? 352 00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:02,653 - Okay. So we did that. 353 00:15:02,653 --> 00:15:05,113 Now let's just go back to being Americans having fun. 354 00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:07,783 - [laughs] Okay. 355 00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:09,326 - I like your outfit... 356 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,495 but it needs something. 357 00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:14,915 Ooh! 358 00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:19,211 - Oh no. - And now... you're a fairy. 359 00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:24,174 - Are you sure we're allowed to do this? 360 00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:25,551 - Of course. - Okay. 361 00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:26,510 You're a big-shot exec, 362 00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:28,762 you can do whatever you want. WOMAN: Hey, who the fuck is in here? 363 00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:29,930 - Run. - Oh. 364 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:31,932 ♪ 365 00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:36,728 - That was so sick. 366 00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:39,857 Ooh, come on, grab a bike. 367 00:15:39,857 --> 00:15:42,568 - I can't go riding around the lot dressed like this. 368 00:15:42,568 --> 00:15:44,945 - Sure you can. Everyone will think we're doing a show. 369 00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:46,572 - Ah, okay. 370 00:15:46,572 --> 00:15:48,282 But the bikes aren't ours. 371 00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:50,492 - That's what's so great. They're all over the lot. 372 00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:51,785 Anyone can take them. 373 00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:58,458 ELAINE: I can't believe we're doing this. 374 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,627 ZACK: You got this. It's just like riding a bike. 375 00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:07,426 - Where the hell is my bike? 376 00:16:07,426 --> 00:16:09,511 Come on, man. 377 00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:15,767 - Bree, we would like to talk to you about Timberly. 378 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,686 - What about Timberly? 379 00:16:18,270 --> 00:16:20,647 - Well, we know that she is the one with whom 380 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,524 you had sex last night. 381 00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:24,651 - I'm not giving you any details. 382 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,279 - That is not why we're here. - Although-- 383 00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:29,948 - We are here as friends. 384 00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:32,701 First of all, if you are a lesbian, 385 00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:33,994 we are here to support you. 386 00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:36,538 - That's just wonderful. - I'm not a lesbian. 387 00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:38,373 I'm sexually fluent. 388 00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:40,000 - I think you mean fluid. 389 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,460 - I don't believe in labels. 390 00:16:41,919 --> 00:16:43,128 - Clay... 391 00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:46,298 can you please tell Bree about "Sin-berly"? 392 00:16:46,298 --> 00:16:47,883 - What? 393 00:16:47,883 --> 00:16:50,344 - It was episode eight of Fuck Buddy Mountain, 394 00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:52,012 - "Cucks Versus Sluts." - "Cucks Versus Sluts." 395 00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:54,431 - And Timberly's alliance was really falling apart. 396 00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:56,099 - Falling apart, into shreds. - Oh, wait, 397 00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:57,142 I should go back and tell you about 398 00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:58,727 when the Conway sister showed up. 399 00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:01,355 - No, no, no. The point is, ahem, 400 00:17:01,355 --> 00:17:04,191 we suspect Timberly sees you as a threat, 401 00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,652 and is using sex to neutralize you 402 00:17:06,652 --> 00:17:08,028 like she did on the show. 403 00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:11,156 - What are you talking about? 404 00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:13,534 Honey, last week you sabotaged her 405 00:17:13,534 --> 00:17:14,910 and now you're giving her your jokes. 406 00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:16,495 - Timberly and I are friends. 407 00:17:16,495 --> 00:17:18,497 - She is a reality star. 408 00:17:18,497 --> 00:17:20,415 She didn't come here to make friends. 409 00:17:22,835 --> 00:17:25,128 - My God, but it seemed so real. 410 00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:28,340 Do you think that she was manipulating me this whole time? 411 00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:29,591 - I don't know for sure, 412 00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:31,635 but maybe some of those details would help. 413 00:17:32,803 --> 00:17:33,887 - Get out. 414 00:17:36,849 --> 00:17:39,726 - What is this place? - Come on. You're gonna love this. 415 00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:43,689 ♪ classical music ♪ 416 00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:57,661 - Wow, this is amazing. - Right? 417 00:17:57,661 --> 00:17:59,663 ♪ 418 00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:05,377 I've loved orchestras ever since I played a kid conductor. 419 00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:06,628 - Mini Maestro. 420 00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:08,839 You were great in that. 421 00:18:08,839 --> 00:18:11,758 - You know, to prepare for that role, I watched a bunch of clips of Amadeus. 422 00:18:12,968 --> 00:18:14,344 - Can I help you? 423 00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:16,263 Oh, it's okay. I'm an actor. 424 00:18:17,723 --> 00:18:19,766 You guys sound great. Keep going. 425 00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:22,686 - You think I slept with you to somehow get ahead? 426 00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:25,814 - That is what Clay and Reed said that you did on the reality show. 427 00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:27,816 - Everything on that show was scripted. 428 00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:30,485 The producers told us what to do. - Really? 429 00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:32,988 - Bree! It's reality TV. It's all fake. 430 00:18:33,989 --> 00:18:35,657 - I didn't know that. 431 00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:37,451 They should put disclaimers on these shows 432 00:18:37,451 --> 00:18:39,119 because this kind of mix-up must happen... 433 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,413 I sound like an idiot. - You really do. 434 00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:43,040 I mean, do I seem like the type of person 435 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:45,459 that would ride around on a snowmobile topless? 436 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,003 - Sort of. 437 00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:49,505 ♪ upbeat music ♪ 438 00:18:50,422 --> 00:18:52,216 ♪ We are young ♪ 439 00:18:52,216 --> 00:18:53,675 ♪ We run green ♪ 440 00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:56,970 ♪ Keep our teeth nice and clean ♪ 441 00:18:56,970 --> 00:19:00,182 ♪ See our friends, see the sights ♪ 442 00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:03,268 ♪ Feel alright ♪ 443 00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:06,647 ♪ We wake up, we go out ♪ 444 00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:08,732 ♪ Smoke a fag, put it out ♪ 445 00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:12,736 - [laughing] Okay. That was insane. 446 00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:14,988 - Wanna see a giant spaceship? - Seriously, there's a giant spaceship? 447 00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:16,406 - Elaine? 448 00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:18,534 - Daniel. Hello. 449 00:19:19,368 --> 00:19:20,869 - Having fun? 450 00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:22,329 - Yes. No. 451 00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:24,957 Zack was just showing me around the lot. 452 00:19:24,957 --> 00:19:28,919 Zack Jackson, this is Daniel Silva, my boss. 453 00:19:28,919 --> 00:19:31,588 - Ouchie. - Hello, Zack. 454 00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:33,090 It's great having you back on the show. 455 00:19:33,841 --> 00:19:35,884 - Great to be back, Dan the man. 456 00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,761 - I'm so embarrassed right now. 457 00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:39,096 I don't usually... 458 00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:42,266 Obviously this is not how I typically dress. 459 00:19:42,266 --> 00:19:43,684 I am so sorry. 460 00:19:43,684 --> 00:19:46,019 - I'm just glad to see you out having a little fun. 461 00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,437 You work so much, 462 00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:49,648 you were starting to freak the whole team out. 463 00:19:49,648 --> 00:19:52,025 - Oh. - I guess it's true. 464 00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:53,861 Every time we cancel a show, 465 00:19:53,861 --> 00:19:55,863 a junior executive gets their wings. 466 00:19:55,863 --> 00:19:59,116 [light laughter] 467 00:19:59,867 --> 00:20:01,743 - I can't believe that just happened. 468 00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:04,121 - See, it's TV. Things always work out. 469 00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:06,623 [Elaine laughs] 470 00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:08,166 ♪ Feel alright ♪ 471 00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:14,256 - Really, Bob? Sunscreen? 472 00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:16,091 It's a 40-second walk to the stage. 473 00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:17,801 - My father had a melanoma. 474 00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:19,261 I can't risk it. 475 00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:21,054 Janae, honey, can you get my neck? 476 00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:24,183 [ I'm not touching your skin, Bob. I'd rather jerk off a hobo. 477 00:20:24,183 --> 00:20:27,561 Oh my God, I'm spending way too much time with you people. 478 00:20:27,561 --> 00:20:30,480 - Look, Alan, isn't that the stage where we shot Bosom Buddies? 479 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,524 - Yeah, that was a fun show, huh? - Yeah. 480 00:20:32,524 --> 00:20:34,610 - Remember how we used to do coke in the writer's room? 481 00:20:35,194 --> 00:20:37,154 What the hell happened to this business? 482 00:20:37,154 --> 00:20:39,448 - You openly did cocaine at work? 483 00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:41,116 - Oh yeah, we used to send the PA to pick it up. 484 00:20:41,742 --> 00:20:43,243 I wonder whatever happened to him. 485 00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:45,412 - I think he's running Columbia TriStar. 486 00:20:47,122 --> 00:20:48,999 - So, how'd it go with your dad? 487 00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:51,543 - I didn't tell him. Don't shame me. 488 00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:53,921 - Honey, you are a fierce, grown-ass woman. 489 00:20:53,921 --> 00:20:55,547 What the hell is happening? 490 00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:58,550 - Why, why do I need to be the one that keeps sharing shit? 491 00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:00,135 Huh? I don't have anything to prove. 492 00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:01,845 I don't have to impress him. 493 00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:02,846 Why do I have to come out? 494 00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:05,766 He should be the one to come in. 495 00:21:05,766 --> 00:21:07,476 - Okay. Now you're spiraling, boo. 496 00:21:07,476 --> 00:21:09,811 - Oh my God. Stop lecturing me. You haven't come out to your dad. 497 00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:11,355 - Okay. It's hardly the same thing. 498 00:21:11,355 --> 00:21:13,524 Your dad's friend got a blowjob from Paul Lynde. 499 00:21:13,524 --> 00:21:16,527 Back in our town, my dad tried to ban dancing. 500 00:21:16,527 --> 00:21:18,487 ♪ 501 00:21:19,947 --> 00:21:21,198 - Oh. 502 00:21:21,907 --> 00:21:23,325 - And we're back. 503 00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:26,078 - Woo-woo! That was awesome. 504 00:21:26,078 --> 00:21:30,207 Oh, thanks for making my first actor meeting so easy. 505 00:21:30,207 --> 00:21:32,626 - Same. First business meeting. 506 00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:35,254 You're really fun. 507 00:21:35,254 --> 00:21:37,214 - Did you just call me fun? 508 00:21:37,214 --> 00:21:40,425 I don't think I've ever been called fun before. 509 00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:43,011 - [British accent]: Well, you definitely are, milady. 510 00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:46,056 - [bad accent]: Oh, why thank you, my lord. 511 00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:47,599 [both laughing] 512 00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:50,477 - Hey, that's my fucking bike. 513 00:21:50,853 --> 00:21:52,604 - Oh, it's okay. I'm an actor. 514 00:21:52,604 --> 00:21:54,189 - Nah, I'ma tase your ass. 515 00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:55,274 BOTH: Sorry! 516 00:22:00,404 --> 00:22:02,239 - Whatever happened to Bugles? 517 00:22:02,239 --> 00:22:03,907 We used to have bowls of them. 518 00:22:06,451 --> 00:22:08,078 - Hey. Hi, um-- 519 00:22:08,078 --> 00:22:09,997 - You old enough to remember Bugles? 520 00:22:10,622 --> 00:22:13,125 - Yeah, you put them on like witch nails. 521 00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:15,502 - Yes! Can we get some of those, please? 522 00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:17,296 - Anyway, um... 523 00:22:19,089 --> 00:22:20,924 Have you ever seen the movie Footloose? 524 00:22:20,924 --> 00:22:24,011 - That the one with the girl dancing in the Catskills. 525 00:22:24,011 --> 00:22:25,220 Hates Jerry Orbach? 526 00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:27,055 - No, that's Dirty Dancing. 527 00:22:27,055 --> 00:22:28,390 - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Never cared for that one. 528 00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:29,808 A little too Jew-y. 529 00:22:29,808 --> 00:22:31,268 - Okay. Just forget I brought that up. 530 00:22:31,268 --> 00:22:33,312 That's not what I wanted to say. What I wanted to say-- 531 00:22:33,312 --> 00:22:35,522 - Okay, everyone, time for run-through. 532 00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:36,899 - All right. Thank you, Dennis. 533 00:22:36,899 --> 00:22:38,233 - Yeah. - This movie talk, can we, 534 00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:40,194 do we have to do it now, or can wait till after? 535 00:22:40,194 --> 00:22:41,236 - Just forget-- Forget it. Not important. 536 00:22:41,236 --> 00:22:42,487 Forget it. - All right. 537 00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:44,031 Carrot, got a carrot. - Okay. 538 00:22:44,031 --> 00:22:45,199 Fuckin' Dennis. 539 00:22:45,199 --> 00:22:47,201 ♪ 540 00:22:47,201 --> 00:22:49,203 [indistinct chatter] 541 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,166 - Yes, we're still seeing that bullshit. - Hey! 542 00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:55,209 Hey! - Are you two-- 543 00:22:55,209 --> 00:22:57,127 What, darling? - You made me look 544 00:22:57,127 --> 00:22:58,712 like an idiot. - The fuck we do? 545 00:22:58,712 --> 00:22:59,922 - You got in my head. 546 00:22:59,922 --> 00:23:02,925 So, like an idiot, I go and I accuse Timberly 547 00:23:02,925 --> 00:23:05,761 of all the things that you said that she did on her reality show. 548 00:23:05,761 --> 00:23:07,971 And, guess what? Scripted! 549 00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:08,972 - What? - Yeah. 550 00:23:08,972 --> 00:23:10,015 Every major plot point. 551 00:23:10,015 --> 00:23:11,517 - No way. - Yeah. 552 00:23:11,517 --> 00:23:13,435 She brought out the outline 553 00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:15,395 of the episode where she sleeps with Sarah R, 554 00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:18,315 and then she showed me pictures of her at Sarah R's wedding. 555 00:23:18,315 --> 00:23:19,816 - Shut the fuck up. - I will not. 556 00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:21,568 - The honey trampoline? - That is fake. 557 00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:22,945 - Timberly and the snowmobile? 558 00:23:22,945 --> 00:23:24,655 - Fake. - Kim banging Brody? 559 00:23:24,655 --> 00:23:26,490 - Fake. - The beaver hunt. 560 00:23:26,490 --> 00:23:27,574 - Fake. 561 00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,493 - I feel so manipulated. 562 00:23:29,493 --> 00:23:31,620 - How do you think I feel? You idiots. 563 00:23:32,162 --> 00:23:34,581 JERRY: Okay, here we go. And action. 564 00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:35,707 - That's my cue. 565 00:23:38,836 --> 00:23:40,003 Hey, Cody. 566 00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:41,713 Hello, Whitney. 567 00:23:42,130 --> 00:23:44,508 - Hey guys. Can I ask you a question? 568 00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:46,301 - Sure, buddy. Shoot. 569 00:23:46,301 --> 00:23:48,303 - My boss at work is really getting on my case, 570 00:23:48,303 --> 00:23:49,680 and I'm not sure what to do. 571 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,849 - What's his name? - Janet. 572 00:23:51,849 --> 00:23:53,183 CLAY: Ah. 573 00:23:53,183 --> 00:23:56,311 - I was just trying to make sure no one was taking advantage of you. 574 00:23:56,311 --> 00:23:57,646 - You can't do this shit anymore. 575 00:23:57,646 --> 00:23:58,689 We're not a couple. 576 00:23:58,689 --> 00:23:59,940 You're not my protector. 577 00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:01,650 - You're right. I'm sorry. 578 00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:05,654 It's, it's just hard for me to not care about you. 579 00:24:06,196 --> 00:24:08,574 - I'm a different person than I was 15 years ago. 580 00:24:08,574 --> 00:24:10,534 I've been through a lot. 581 00:24:10,534 --> 00:24:11,827 And it's made me stronger. 582 00:24:11,827 --> 00:24:13,412 And for the first time in my life, 583 00:24:13,412 --> 00:24:15,873 I am taking care of myself without anyone's help, 584 00:24:15,873 --> 00:24:17,499 even if it means that I fall on my face. 585 00:24:17,499 --> 00:24:19,793 But I am not going to, because I am focused, 586 00:24:19,793 --> 00:24:21,503 I am on top of things-- 587 00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:23,005 JERRY: Bree, you missed your cue. 588 00:24:23,005 --> 00:24:25,174 - Shit. This is your fault. 589 00:24:25,174 --> 00:24:26,592 I'm sorry, Jer! I'm sorry! 590 00:24:26,592 --> 00:24:27,551 I didn't hear it. 591 00:24:27,551 --> 00:24:29,511 I didn't hear you. 592 00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:31,305 Should I back it up or should I just come out? 593 00:24:31,305 --> 00:24:34,183 - What? - Do you want me to come out now? 594 00:24:34,183 --> 00:24:35,350 - Just come out. 595 00:24:35,350 --> 00:24:36,977 - Okay. Fine. I'm a lesbian. 596 00:24:39,396 --> 00:24:41,440 I'm sorry. I'm a... 597 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:43,525 I should have said this earlier. And... 598 00:24:44,693 --> 00:24:48,238 Look, I have no idea why this has been so hard for me to do, 599 00:24:48,238 --> 00:24:50,991 because I spent my entire life not needing your approval, 600 00:24:50,991 --> 00:24:52,534 and I still don't need your approval. 601 00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:53,702 BENNY: Mm... 602 00:24:53,702 --> 00:24:58,373 - But you're my... you're my parent. 603 00:24:59,082 --> 00:25:01,001 So you should know. 604 00:25:01,001 --> 00:25:02,669 And I want you to know. 605 00:25:04,463 --> 00:25:05,380 - Honey. 606 00:25:06,340 --> 00:25:07,299 I know. 607 00:25:09,134 --> 00:25:11,887 - Wait, you do. - Yes. 608 00:25:11,887 --> 00:25:13,597 I mean, ever since you were little. 609 00:25:13,597 --> 00:25:15,349 I didn't know, but I knew. 610 00:25:15,849 --> 00:25:18,477 Plus, dummy, when your film came out, 611 00:25:18,477 --> 00:25:19,686 you went on all those interviews 612 00:25:19,686 --> 00:25:21,480 called yourself a queer filmmaker. 613 00:25:23,273 --> 00:25:25,526 - Wait, you read, like, the press and interviews? 614 00:25:25,943 --> 00:25:27,194 - Yes. 615 00:25:27,194 --> 00:25:29,154 What? I can't be proud from a distance? 616 00:25:29,863 --> 00:25:30,864 BREE: Everyone! 617 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,536 I was also gay last night. 618 00:25:36,245 --> 00:25:37,746 - Oh. BREE: That's right. 619 00:25:37,746 --> 00:25:39,540 I'm a sexual fluid 620 00:25:39,540 --> 00:25:41,625 and there is nothing wrong with that. 621 00:25:42,751 --> 00:25:46,171 ♪ 622 00:25:46,797 --> 00:25:49,258 ♪ Oh, yes, it's Ladies' Night ♪ 623 00:25:49,258 --> 00:25:51,218 ♪ And the feeling's right ♪ 624 00:25:51,218 --> 00:25:53,303 ♪ Oh, yes, it's Ladies' Night ♪ 625 00:25:53,303 --> 00:25:55,639 - ♪ Oh, what a night ♪ - ♪ O h, what a night ♪ 626 00:25:55,639 --> 00:25:59,601 ♪ Oh, yes, it's Ladies' Night and the feeling's right ♪ 627 00:25:59,601 --> 00:26:03,939 ♪ Oh, yes, it's Ladies' Night, oh, what a night ♪ 628 00:26:03,939 --> 00:26:04,982 Huh! 629 00:26:04,982 --> 00:26:09,111 - ♪ Girls, y'all got the one ♪ - ♪ One! ♪ 630 00:26:09,111 --> 00:26:11,989 ♪ A night that's special everywhere ♪ 631 00:26:13,282 --> 00:26:17,286 ♪ From New York to Hollywood ♪ 632 00:26:17,995 --> 00:26:19,496 ♪ It's Ladies' Night ♪