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- Hey.
- Hi.
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{\an8}I'm sorry, but aren't you
that actor from Step Right Up?
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Yes, I am. Yeah. Reed Sterling.
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Wow. Oh! Wow!
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This is so exciting.
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- We're from Indiana.
- Ah!
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Yeah, we loved your show.
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{\an8}Oh, well, it's coming back.
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{\an8}We're shooting episodes right now.
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Oh, that explains it.
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{\an8}We saw your co-star here yesterday.
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- Oh, which co-star?
- Bree Marie Jensen.
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She's staying at this hotel too.
In fact...
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- Hi, honey!
- I just saw her fucking tits.
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{\an8}Would you tell those fuckers
to get their shit together?
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{\an8}She's from New York.
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{\an8}Those are New York words.
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{\an8}I'm sorry.
We're in the final dress rehearsal
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{\an8}and Margo Martindale's top
just fell off.
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- Uh, bye.
- Bye.
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How's it going?
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Well, a pipe burst
on the floor above me,
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- so I had to switch hotels.
- That sucks. I'm sorry.
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{\an8}It's pretty nice here,
and the timing's good.
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{\an8}I don't work today.
They're doing a pre-shoot.
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Reed...
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Reed Sterling!
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Uh... Some fan.
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See, I told you. Right there.
That's Bree Marie Jensen.
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- Hi.
- Thank you.
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Wow. Wow!
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Uh, yeah, Bree's here.
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She must be staying here too.
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The studio put me up here.
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- I had no idea.
- Reed!
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Okay. I'm going to let you go.
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It seems like she really needs you.
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- No, she doesn't need me.
- I need you!
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Oh, wow, okay.
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- Reed!
- You know what'd be so fun?
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What if it turned out
that you two had adjoining rooms?
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- Okay...
- It'd be like a Neil Simon play,
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but with fucking.
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- Okay, Nora...
- Okay, I gotta go. I gotta go.
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Reed!
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God. Yes?
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You see those guys over there?
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Yes, I do.
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I've been watching them
since they checked in.
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That was so important
you needed to hail me?
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Yes. Here's what I'm thinking.
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Red jacket, widow.
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Her dead husband was
a rich Texas oil magnate.
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- Okay.
- Man-bun is her interior designer,
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probably from Paris,
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and track suit is her masseuse,
and she never travels without him
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after sustaining an injury
falling off of a horse
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on her very own ranch.
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Oh, God, you're still playing that game.
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Yes. Come on. You used to love it.
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- Who are they?
- Well, I don't know who they are,
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- but I...
- Yes.
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...am an actor who's going to the gym.
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Reed.
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And by the way, just because
you have a cane and a man bun
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- doesn't mean you're from Europe.
- So where's he from?
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Brazil, Kinshasa, Malaysia...
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Nope. Nope, I'm not playing this game.
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- You played it.
- I did not play it.
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- You just played it.
- I did not play it.
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{\an8}I just don't understand
why we can't order sushi for lunch.
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{\an8}- Because the studio won't pay for it.
- Even if it's my half-birthday?
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{\an8}What is that? Is it a millennial thing?
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{\an8}I think all generations love sushi.
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{\an8}So anyway, thank you so much again.
These things can be really weird,
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{\an8}but I wanted to do the right thing.
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{\an8}Oh, in the world of HR,
not even in the top 10 of weird.
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{\an8}- Right.
- Yeah. You handled it perfectly.
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{\an8}Oh! Oh, my God. Well, I mean, it was
nothing. I mean, you made it easy.
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{\an8}- So yeah.
- Just doing my job.
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{\an8}Well, as a human,
I thank you for your resources.
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Forget I said that.
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{\an8}No. You're really funny.
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{\an8}- Oh. Thank you.
- It was nice meeting you.
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{\an8}Nice meeting you, too.
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{\an8}And thank you again.
I already said that over there, so...
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{\an8}- Goodbye. Bye.
- Bye.
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{\an8}- Yeah. Buh-bye.
- Bye.
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{\an8}Look at you. Who's your little friend?
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{\an8}No. That's not my friend.
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{\an8}That's Mallory from HR.
I mean, maybe someday we'll be friends.
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{\an8}I don't know.
I don't have a crystal ball.
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{\an8}Well, she's cute.
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{\an8}Um, okay, I wasn't thinking about that.
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- We were more focused on the...
- So that's your type.
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- Good to know.
- I didn't. I never said that.
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Why wouldn't she be?
She's an attractive woman.
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You're attracted to women.
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There's no reason to get all weird.
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{\an8}I'm not making it weird.
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{\an8}You're the one making it weird,
you weirdo.
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- Me?
- If you must know,
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it was a very professional meeting
because a certain coworker wants to know
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if he can ask out
another certain coworker.
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Don't ask,
I'm not going to tell you who.
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Never would have in a million years.
But by the way, this asking-out info,
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that could come in very handy
for you and the looker from HR.
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- Ugh, did you just wink?
- I winked. Yes, I winked.
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I always wink
when there's love in the air.
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Oh, God. Oh!
Ugh, I'm very uncomfortable.
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Why? What? God put us
on this earth to fall in love.
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- The gays too.
- Oh, the gays too.
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The LGTVs.
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That's a brand of television.
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Well, this has been life-altering.
I'm gonna go to set.
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Listen, if you ever want Wardrobe
to fix you up with a flirty outfit...
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, what? The elves don't like
to look sexy now?
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Seems like a long way
to go for a dream sequence.
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I said the same thing,
but I was told the flying
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represents the freedom Jake seeks
from the pressure of his work life.
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Very artsy.
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Mmm-hmm. All I'm hearing is that my nuts
are going to get wrenched.
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Oh. BRB, bro.
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- Hey.
- Hey, what did HR say?
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Yeah, it's cool.
You're free to ask out whoever it is.
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Ah, sweet. I'm pumped.
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This girl is really special.
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Uh, yes, but company policy states
you can only ask her out once.
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- Why?
- Well, because if she doesn't say yes
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and then you ask her again,
it's considered harassment.
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Wait. I only get one shot?
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That's not fair.
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Well, bud, life's not fair.
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You know, I'm stuck
with a driver's license photo
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that makes me look like John C. Reilly.
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Ooh, snacks.
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I say we just dump
the whole J scene.
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- You always wanna cut the J scene.
- A surgeon cuts to heal.
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You know, can I ask you young kids
something a little delicate?
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Okay. Just a few injections
in the forehead
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and some filler here and here.
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Now he's funny.
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Something delicate about Hannah.
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Here's my question.
You guys travel in the same circle.
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- Is she seeing anybody?
- Not really.
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But like, has she ever
had a serious girlfriend?
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Um...
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- Now that you mention it...
- I think she has some intimacy issues.
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No. Hannah?
Where the hell would that come from?
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Oh, God, he's serious.
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What? Oh, you think she's emotionally
closed off because of me?
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No, no, of course not.
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No, that was probably the other father
that she grew up without.
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My father wasn't around
and I went the other way
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and fucked everyone in Philly.
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The '83 Sixers
should have given me a ring.
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It's a heartwarming story.
Can we get back to Hannah?
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Here's the thing.
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I think she kind of likes
this Mallory woman from HR.
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So how do we find out
if she's single or...
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perhaps likes girls?
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Let's check her socials.
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- Oh. All right.
- Okay. Mallory. Hulu.
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Human Resources.
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Yeah, just asking.
Has anyone read my draft?
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- Got it. Mallory Bigsby.
- Yes.
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Yeah. Google says she's 36 years old.
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- No mention of spouse.
- Okay.
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- I'll check Instagram.
- I'll check Venmo.
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- She's ancient. I'll check Facebook.
- Just saying, turned it in two days ago.
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Yeah, you turned it in
on a yellow legal pad.
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She's still typing it up.
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Okay. Mallory Bigsby.
Lots of pics with friends.
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- All right. So...
- And a dog.
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Ooh.
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No wedding ring.
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I like that.
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Uh-oh! Arm-in-arm with a man.
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- Wait, it's her brother.
- Yes.
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Okay. Does it say there, is she gay?
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She paid Barbara Long
for tickets to a Janelle Monae concert.
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Great sign.
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Well, no. I like Barry Manilow.
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- Does that mean I'm gay?
- It means you've thought about it.
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Okay. Mallory played golf at UCLA.
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- Come on.
- A photo of her at a Fran Lebowitz Q&A.
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There you go.
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Okay. These are clichés.
It's all circumstantial...
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She has two cats
named Tilda and Swinton.
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- And she's a lesbian.
- Wow.
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- You guys are better than Matlock.
- Whoo!
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Hey, Jerry. You got a sec?
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Yeah. What's up?
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Uh... I'm in AA
and I'm supposed to make amends
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with people I might have wronged.
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You know, back when I was overdoing it.
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- Must be a hell of a list.
- Yeah.
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And since you're here,
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I thought I might as well
pop my cherry with you.
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Yeah. Okay.
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I'll try to be gentle.
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Back then, I either came to work
drunk, stoned or hung over.
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I can't even remember Season 3.
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But I shouldn't have done it,
filled with regrets.
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Uh... Blah, blah, blah.
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Well, Clay,
thanks for those heartfelt words.
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- Good.
- Okay, boys, take him up.
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It's just like Peter Pan.
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- Wow.
- All cool. You came.
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Look at you doing your own stunts.
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Yeah. It's no big deal.
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When I was a baby, my diapers
were too tight from growing fast.
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So, I can't even feel the harness.
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So fun.
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Hey, speaking of fun,
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I'm going to a showing
of Pulp Fiction tonight
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at the Aero in Santa Monica.
There's a whole costume thing.
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Do you think
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that might be something
you'd be interested in?
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- Zack, I'm sorry.
- Okay. Lift him up.
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Just give me one second. Oh!
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- This is Elaine.
- Wait.
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Did that count?
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It's Nora. Text me.
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Hey, it's me leaving an actual voicemail
because I want you to hear my sincerity.
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Um...
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When I say there is nothing
untoward going on between...
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Reed, you are not gonna believe this.
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What's that, waitress?
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Oh.
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There is something going on
with those three.
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They were whispering.
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Maybe that's because you
were listening in on their conversation.
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No, I don't think so.
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The widow is in cahoots with man-bun
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and they're pretending
to be art dealers.
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Okay. What kind of cahoots?
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The worst kind of cahoots.
They're trying to sell that unsuspecting
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Asian tech titan forged masterpieces.
241
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How bored are you?
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My phone died.
Who do you think they are?
243
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Um...
244
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Well, Bree, actually, you know what?
245
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I don't think we should
sit here and play this.
246
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Why not?
247
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Just because it's something
that you and I used to do
248
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when we would go on vacation together.
249
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So?
250
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So we're not together.
251
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- We're not?
- Don't do that.
252
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- Are you breaking up with me?
- Please don't do that.
253
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- He's breaking up with me.
- I'm not breaking up with her.
254
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My heart is breaking open.
We're not together.
255
00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:48,689
- Hey.
- Hannah, just in time.
256
00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:49,899
Look, we have a guest.
257
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- Mallory.
- Hi, again.
258
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Yeah. Uh, what are we doing here?
259
00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:59,075
Well, you know,
it's just in this crazy day and age
260
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it's so confusing
what you can say anymore
261
00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:03,871
in a writers' room
and what you can't say.
262
00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:07,875
So I thought, to get some clarity,
I'd invite beautiful Mallory to help us.
263
00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:09,752
Yeah, I'm pretty sure
you can't say that.
264
00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:11,587
Mallory is very nice.
265
00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:14,340
Oh. You're a winker now, too.
266
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:15,883
Am I missing something?
267
00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:17,927
No. Uh, hey, guys, I really don't think
268
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you should be wasting
Mallory's time like this.
269
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Hey. Well, maybe you don't
need the guidance,
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with your honors degree
from Northwestern University.
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The rest of us dummies,
we could use a little assistance.
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- I went to Harvard.
- Add it to the board.
273
00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,399
- Well...
- Damn it!
274
00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:34,985
Two more
and you got to give Bob a foot rub.
275
00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:37,530
Hmm, they can't make me
touch his feet, right?
276
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,031
I mean, if you made a deal.
277
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It's a little HR joke.
278
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I don't know.
279
00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:46,038
And she's funny.
280
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So as long as we're doing this,
I have a sort of a hypothetical scenario
281
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I'd really love to drill down on.
282
00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:53,504
Would it be all right for me
283
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to compliment a female coworker
on her wit and wisdom?
284
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Yes.
285
00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:00,636
How about her nice,
wide childbearing hips?
286
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Always with the hips.
287
00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,140
The heart wants what the heart wants.
288
00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:07,560
Shockingly, you can't talk
about a woman's hips.
289
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,396
Really? That seems like
a big "screw you" to evolution.
290
00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:17,778
Azmina, you look like you have
something you want to say.
291
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:23,284
Sometimes I feel bad about myself
because Hannah is such a good cook.
292
00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:27,288
Oh, my God. Uh, hey, Gordon,
can I talk to you outside?
293
00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:28,581
Uh-oh.
294
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:29,999
You know what?
295
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:32,334
Even when I'm in trouble,
it's always a privilege
296
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:35,004
to spend time
with my single gay daughter.
297
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:37,423
What a weird thing to say.
What is it?
298
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,175
- What's up?
- I got a question.
299
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What if the room is dragging
300
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:44,513
and I want to add some levity
by telling a really hilarious story
301
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,015
about Tony Danza's cock?
302
00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:48,309
Definitely no.
303
00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:51,771
That could absolutely make
a lot of people feel uncomfortable.
304
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:54,398
Trust me, so could Tony Danza's cock.
305
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:57,693
Okay. Yes.
306
00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,488
- What the literal hell?
- I'm always in trouble with you.
307
00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:03,032
Do you have any idea
how embarrassing that was for me?
308
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,576
- What were you thinking?
- I don't know.
309
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:08,788
You just seem so freaked out
about the idea of liking someone
310
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,373
that I tried to help a little bit.
311
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:12,458
Who asked you to help?
312
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,584
- Nobody.
- Yeah.
313
00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:16,629
I know.
I just thought this was one of those
314
00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:19,882
"I broke it, I should fix it"
kind of things.
315
00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,343
You broke it.
316
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:26,472
- I mean, didn't I?
- I am the "it" that you broke?
317
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:30,017
I mean, no?
Look, let me put it this way.
318
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If me not being around
319
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during your "becoming a woman" years
320
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:37,817
is what made you
so skittish or frightened
321
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:41,403
or timid or insecure
or emotionally dead.
322
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:42,488
- Whatever.
- Okay.
323
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:46,075
I don't know what the term is,
but if I contributed to that, then yes,
324
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:48,202
that would make me feel really badly.
325
00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:54,458
Look, as much as I would love
to blame you for all of my problems,
326
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:57,169
there are a number of reasons
I am the way I am.
327
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,005
Fine. Be that as it may...
328
00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:03,634
You kind of like this woman, don't you?
329
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:06,262
All right, well, at least
you're intrigued by her.
330
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:07,471
Okay? Yes?
331
00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:11,392
Well, your friends in there
did some very impressive online digging.
332
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,310
- Oh, my...
- Yes.
333
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:16,272
And your Mallory is single.
334
00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:19,024
And, uh, into ladies.
335
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:23,863
- Mmm-hmm. Yes.
- That's interesting.
336
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,614
- But...
- And after that they also found
337
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:28,409
a nude picture of Selma
with a very young Gabe Kaplan.
338
00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:31,036
That rocked a few worlds. Uh...
339
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,998
But can I just give you
a little piece of fatherly advice?
340
00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:36,917
Life is short.
So just put yourself out there.
341
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:39,670
Okay. I'm not quite ready
for the fatherly advice from you yet.
342
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:42,715
- Fair enough. Co-showrunner advice.
- Hmm.
343
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:46,302
Give your character some drive,
make her active.
344
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,679
And if she fails, who gives a shit?
345
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:52,766
You know,
I thought your desk was bigger.
346
00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:20,669
Bree?
347
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,090
I fell asleep. What's going on?
348
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:28,928
Okay, so those people
are not what you think they are.
349
00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:33,974
- The old lady and the man-bun...
- Uh-huh?
350
00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:36,226
- ...are not in cahoots.
- No?
351
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:41,190
He's a gigolo, and the diminutive
Asian man is his secret lover.
352
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:43,400
What about the old lady?
353
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,986
Oh, you mean
the Contessa Renata Santiago?
354
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,988
- Yes.
- I think it's pretty obvious that
355
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:50,157
he told her that
if she invested in a movie,
356
00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:51,992
she could be a big-time producer.
357
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:53,869
- And what would that sound like?
- Oh.
358
00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:57,081
Darling,
you have to invest in this movie,
359
00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,916
and it's going to be a guaranteed hit.
360
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,751
Don't you want to go to the Oscars?
361
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,836
What?
362
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,756
She's conning them.
She's trying to get them to buy
363
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:08,801
a bunch of dried-up old Texas oil wells.
364
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,345
I just can't see her doing that at all.
365
00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:12,805
- Maybe this will help.
- Oh.
366
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,556
My husband, Darryl,
367
00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:19,728
he told me to never sell this land,
but he lives with Jesus now.
368
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,356
And I just don't think
that would be right for me
369
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,274
to keep all these riches for myself.
370
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:26,819
Just got a text from concierge.
371
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:30,072
Reservation at Dan Tana's
7:30 for four people.
372
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:34,284
Oh, my God.
373
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:37,997
So he's Bulgarian
and there's a fourth person.
374
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,331
This is getting juicy.
375
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:42,960
You know what else is juicy?
The chicken parm at Dan Tana's.
376
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:47,256
I haven't had that in 15 years.
377
00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:49,633
- I know. Me either.
- Oh.
378
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:51,677
Should we go?
379
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,847
To dinner? Me and you?
380
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,975
I mean,
how else are we going to find out
381
00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:00,185
what naughty things are going on here...
382
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,521
with them.
383
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:05,107
Oh, right. No, of course. Yeah.
384
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:06,859
No, I think we have to eat.
385
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,569
- We have to eat.
- That's not a crime.
386
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:09,653
- It's not a crime.
- No.
387
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:12,573
- Two coworkers sharing a meal.
- Yeah. Nothing wrong with that.
388
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:14,241
- Totally above board.
- Totally.
389
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:22,416
So you're telling me
I've always been able to fly?
390
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,501
- Yep.
- It'd have been nice to know
391
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,295
when I fell off the roof last week.
392
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:29,548
- Laugh, laugh, laugh!
- I didn't ask to be in your dream.
393
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:30,966
I'm going back to my dream
394
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,302
- where I was riding tigers with Zendaya.
- Ooh.
395
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,262
As Jake "ruminates in his dreamscape
396
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:37,723
"face-to-face with the specter
of his own mortality,"
397
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,433
we cut.
398
00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:41,935
Okay. Great.
399
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:43,645
Can you guys let me down?
400
00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:47,775
Actually, leave him up there for a bit.
401
00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:50,360
Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha. Very funny.
402
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:54,406
Seriously, this thing's starting to
floss my crotch and not in a good way.
403
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:57,785
Since you mentioned it,
I've been thinking about Season 3.
404
00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:02,498
There was an episode that year
when Jake's father passed away.
405
00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:08,378
It was the best goddamn script
Gordon ever wrote, touching as hell,
406
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:13,634
and I thought it would be
my one chance to win an Emmy.
407
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:18,639
But you were so out of it,
you could barely finish a scene.
408
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:21,850
Well, you probably would have
lost to Frasier anyway.
409
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:23,644
Still a smart-ass.
410
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:26,146
Jesus, Jerry, I already apologized.
411
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:29,316
Allow me to give you a little direction.
412
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:32,361
If you're playing an apology,
413
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:35,781
at least try to pretend
you fucking mean it.
414
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:39,618
It's one thing to be young
and drunk and stupid,
415
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,704
but you're a middle-aged man.
416
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:47,584
So when you mumble some
insincere, perfunctory words
417
00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:50,087
just so you can
cross my name off a list,
418
00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:51,880
well, that's just insulting.
419
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,173
So, I'm sorry,
420
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:55,676
I don't accept your bullshit apology.
421
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:01,390
See? That was sincere.
422
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:06,186
Take a break, everyone. Half an hour.
423
00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:09,064
Are you seriously leaving me up here?
424
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,274
You bet your ass.
425
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:13,360
He's doing this to make you
a better human being.
426
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:15,696
Fucking Dennis.
427
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:17,781
Hey, Mallory. Um...
428
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:21,577
Hi. Sorry, first of all, sorry
for how weird that was in there.
429
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:22,661
Oh.
430
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:26,123
Please, I talk to a lot of comedy rooms,
and that was nothing.
431
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:28,584
Yeah. The Simpsons writers
just looked down
432
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:31,044
- and giggled the whole time.
- Oh, yeah.
433
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:34,256
- Elaine! Hey.
- Zack, hey!
434
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:38,093
It was really cool today,
seeing you up there on those wires.
435
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,636
I've done wire work before,
436
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:43,182
when I broke into the dean's office
in my movie Admissions Impossible.
437
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:48,187
So listen, um, I, uh...
I kind of sort of, um...
438
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,480
I hope this isn't inappropriate.
439
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:54,651
I have a question
that I want to ask you once.
440
00:19:55,652 --> 00:19:56,653
Oh.
441
00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:59,072
Yeah. Um, so...
442
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,283
Uh...
443
00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:04,953
- God. I'm so bad at this.
- Hannah, I'd love to go out.
444
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,373
Yeah. See, now you have
your one ask left.
445
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,000
Um...
446
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,211
Cool. Okay. Great. That's amazing.
447
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,254
Yeah, well, I got to warn you,
448
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:17,549
if there is a second date, we'd have to
sign corporate consent forms.
449
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:20,469
Well, get those forms ready.
450
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,930
So earlier when I mentioned
going to that movie,
451
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:25,182
I was sort of
trying to ask you something,
452
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:27,017
but I'm not sure you heard what I was...
453
00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:30,729
Zack, I can't go out with you.
454
00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:33,523
Oh.
455
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:38,654
Okay, no misunderstanding that.
456
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:41,531
I really appreciate you asking though.
457
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,284
But you don't like me like that?
458
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:45,577
No, I...
459
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,707
I just really like my job.
460
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:55,128
Nobody ever thinks twice
when a male exec dates an actress.
461
00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:59,091
But if I started dating an actor
from my first show,
462
00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:02,177
no one would ever take me seriously.
463
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:06,014
- That's not fair.
- It's definitely not fair.
464
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:07,933
But it's true.
465
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:10,185
So, um, how's Saturday night?
466
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,688
Yeah, that's... That's great.
467
00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:14,356
Looking forward to it.
468
00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:17,526
Oh. So are they.
469
00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:21,780
Okay, I'll see you then.
470
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,907
Yup, see you then.
471
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:31,832
Yes.
472
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,753
I'm really sorry, Zack.
473
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,134
Yeah. Me too.
474
00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:57,566
- Hey, Jerry.
- How's it hanging?
475
00:21:57,941 --> 00:22:00,944
Clever. I think
I inverted one of my nuts.
476
00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:02,362
The good one.
477
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,240
Well, have fun with that, sunshine.
478
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:10,287
Hey, look, I'm not good at this stuff,
479
00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:12,998
and I have a lot of people
I need to apologize to,
480
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,625
which is pretty fucking overwhelming
481
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,794
for a guy who's not good
with feelings and shit.
482
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:24,509
But if I cost you an Emmy,
483
00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:30,474
or even if I just made your job harder
by being a selfish asshole,
484
00:22:33,268 --> 00:22:35,145
I'm really sorry, Jerry.
485
00:22:37,272 --> 00:22:39,316
You're a good guy
and you deserve better.
486
00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:41,860
That was perfect.
487
00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:43,695
Moving on.
488
00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:47,032
- Yeah?
- That one felt real,
489
00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:50,494
and I know from years
of personal experience,
490
00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:52,996
you're not that good of an actor.
491
00:22:54,414 --> 00:22:55,582
- Cool.
- All right.
492
00:22:55,582 --> 00:22:57,292
Good day. Let's get out of here.
493
00:23:18,021 --> 00:23:19,564
- Hey.
- (ON PHONE) Hey.
494
00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:20,774
Is everything all right?
495
00:23:20,774 --> 00:23:24,444
Yeah. I wanted to apologize
for being a dick this morning.
496
00:23:24,528 --> 00:23:26,947
It's just the play's...
It's really stressing me out.
497
00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:29,032
Oh, God, I bet.
I mean, you're doing so much.
498
00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:32,035
Yeah. I mean, I trust you.
I know nothing's going on.
499
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:33,745
Well, I really appreciate that.
500
00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:36,039
I just... I... I miss you.
501
00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:37,249
I miss you too, Nora.
502
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:39,209
I love you. Bye.
503
00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:42,212
Hey, there she is.
504
00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:43,755
- Oh.
- You look nice.
505
00:23:44,464 --> 00:23:46,633
- Hey, so do you.
- Thanks.
506
00:23:46,633 --> 00:23:47,801
Um...
507
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,430
Would you kill me if I canceled tonight?
508
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:52,806
I'm just not hungry.
509
00:23:53,348 --> 00:23:55,767
Oh. Yeah, uh, no problem.
510
00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:58,854
I was... I was actually
going to say the same thing.
511
00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:01,773
- Oh, great.
- So, uh...
512
00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:04,067
I'm gonna work on my lines then
for tomorrow.
513
00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:07,070
I should too. If I get hungry,
I can break into the mini-fridge.
514
00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:09,823
Get one of those $40 caramel corns.
515
00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:13,702
Reed... This was nice.
516
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:15,120
What was?
517
00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:17,956
Remembering that we used
to have fun together.
518
00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:20,584
Yeah, yeah, we definitely did.
519
00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:26,131
- Thank you.
- Mmm-hmm.
520
00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:28,216
Although it is gonna
make me crazy that
521
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,051
we never figured out
who those people are.
522
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:31,595
It's probably for the best,
523
00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:34,806
because it's never gonna be as
interesting as you think it is anyway.
524
00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:37,017
- What the fuck?
- Are they getting arrested?
525
00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:39,478
- Open the door. Open the door!
- I'm trying!
526
00:24:41,354 --> 00:24:43,523
Excuse me. Is this seat taken?
527
00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:45,025
Oh. No.
528
00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:48,320
Zack, is that you?
529
00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:52,949
I had no idea you'd be here.
530
00:24:55,410 --> 00:24:59,623
No reason two coworkers
who randomly bumped into each other
531
00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:01,458
can't enjoy a night at the cinema.
532
00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:03,585
This is a nice coincidence.
533
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:08,423
Hey, guys. It's me, Dennis.
534
00:25:09,007 --> 00:25:11,801
- Dennis?
- You can't tell anyone about this.
535
00:25:12,385 --> 00:25:15,597
Don't worry. My lips are sealed.