1 00:00:01,882 --> 00:00:04,718 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 2 00:00:10,807 --> 00:00:13,769 - What's the difference between a croque madame and a croque monsieur? 3 00:00:13,769 --> 00:00:15,062 - It's actually the exact same sandwich. 4 00:00:15,062 --> 00:00:17,022 The croque madame has an egg on the top of it. 5 00:00:17,022 --> 00:00:19,358 - So the female version of the sandwich has an egg. 6 00:00:19,358 --> 00:00:21,276 That's really reductive. - What do you want it to have? 7 00:00:21,276 --> 00:00:24,279 Lipstick and a push-up bra? [all laugh] 8 00:00:24,279 --> 00:00:26,949 - Can I get a black-and-white cookie, or is that gonna start a thing? 9 00:00:26,949 --> 00:00:29,117 [knock on door] ELAINE: Excuse me. 10 00:00:29,117 --> 00:00:30,202 HANNAH: Hi, Elaine. 11 00:00:30,202 --> 00:00:33,121 - Oh, network executive on the floor. 12 00:00:34,039 --> 00:00:37,084 - Hannah, Gordon, can I talk to you two? 13 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:38,877 In private? 14 00:00:39,586 --> 00:00:40,796 - Ooh. 15 00:00:42,256 --> 00:00:44,049 - Damn it, we're getting canceled. 16 00:00:44,049 --> 00:00:46,218 - Nobody's getting canceled. 17 00:00:46,218 --> 00:00:47,636 - Famous last words. 18 00:00:47,636 --> 00:00:49,763 - Now I have to go to Puerto Vallarta with my wife. 19 00:00:49,763 --> 00:00:52,975 Two things I love, skin cancer and diarrhea. 20 00:00:54,017 --> 00:00:55,686 - Nothing for me, please. 21 00:00:57,437 --> 00:00:59,231 - There's been a bloodless coup. 22 00:01:00,274 --> 00:01:02,276 - What? - At Hulu. 23 00:01:02,276 --> 00:01:03,861 Remember my boss Daniel Silva? 24 00:01:03,861 --> 00:01:06,655 The one who promoted me from research and greenlit the show? 25 00:01:07,281 --> 00:01:08,991 He got fired late last night. 26 00:01:08,991 --> 00:01:10,993 - Oh, shit. 27 00:01:10,993 --> 00:01:13,412 - They already brought in a new guy who's cleaning house, 28 00:01:13,412 --> 00:01:15,497 heads are rolling left and right. 29 00:01:15,497 --> 00:01:17,249 I don't want to go back to Silicon Valley. 30 00:01:17,249 --> 00:01:18,709 I'm too little to micro-dose. 31 00:01:18,709 --> 00:01:21,670 For me, it's just dosing. - This is not good. 32 00:01:21,670 --> 00:01:23,630 The new regime always wants the old one's stuff to fail. 33 00:01:23,630 --> 00:01:26,133 On my film Cunt Saw, a new boss came in 34 00:01:26,133 --> 00:01:28,594 and he cut our release in half, down to two theaters. 35 00:01:28,594 --> 00:01:30,971 - I won't be able to tell my family if I get fired. 36 00:01:30,971 --> 00:01:33,473 I spent all Thanksgiving bragging about my Disneyland discount. 37 00:01:33,473 --> 00:01:35,475 - We get a Disneyland discount? - Not for long. 38 00:01:35,475 --> 00:01:37,477 - Okay, okay, everybody relax. 39 00:01:37,477 --> 00:01:39,813 You know, on the original run of our show, 40 00:01:39,813 --> 00:01:41,690 we had four different network presidents 41 00:01:41,690 --> 00:01:43,317 over like eight years. 42 00:01:43,317 --> 00:01:45,027 You could set your watch by it. 43 00:01:45,027 --> 00:01:47,321 So, trust me. We got nothing to worry about. 44 00:01:47,321 --> 00:01:49,364 - Okay, okay, good to know. 45 00:01:49,364 --> 00:01:51,992 - Yeah, that is a huge relief. 46 00:01:51,992 --> 00:01:53,076 - So, who's the new guy? 47 00:01:53,076 --> 00:01:55,037 - Um, his name is Tyler Griffin. 48 00:01:55,704 --> 00:01:56,747 - Uh-oh. 49 00:01:56,747 --> 00:01:58,457 ♪ 50 00:01:58,457 --> 00:02:01,627 - So, Bree, what it's like going from being a duchess 51 00:02:01,627 --> 00:02:04,379 halfway across the world back to your old show? 52 00:02:04,379 --> 00:02:07,007 - So fun! 53 00:02:07,007 --> 00:02:09,635 I love this show more than anything in the world. 54 00:02:09,635 --> 00:02:13,639 And, yes, I will always cherish my time in Fjordstad, 55 00:02:13,639 --> 00:02:17,392 but being a royal was never really me. 56 00:02:17,392 --> 00:02:20,437 You know, I'm a mid-western girl with small-town values. 57 00:02:20,437 --> 00:02:21,855 Do you mind moving? 58 00:02:21,855 --> 00:02:23,565 You're staring and it's distracting me. 59 00:02:24,525 --> 00:02:26,777 - Speaking of royalty, how do you feel about 60 00:02:26,777 --> 00:02:29,404 the developments with your ex-husband, the duke? 61 00:02:30,531 --> 00:02:33,617 - Well, that depends on which developments 62 00:02:33,617 --> 00:02:34,743 you're talking about. 63 00:02:34,743 --> 00:02:37,913 There have been so many lately. 64 00:02:37,913 --> 00:02:40,249 - That he's getting married to his former assistant? 65 00:02:40,791 --> 00:02:43,961 - Yes, she is lovely 66 00:02:43,961 --> 00:02:45,420 and I'm so thrilled 67 00:02:45,420 --> 00:02:48,841 that he will no longer be so sad and lonely 68 00:02:48,841 --> 00:02:50,133 since I left. 69 00:02:50,133 --> 00:02:52,469 - And, of course, that she's pregnant with his baby. 70 00:02:53,554 --> 00:02:54,680 - Yeah. 71 00:02:56,014 --> 00:02:58,684 How about that? I couldn't be happier for them. 72 00:03:00,018 --> 00:03:02,479 And I've moved on, too. Reed Sterling and I, we're back together 73 00:03:02,479 --> 00:03:05,357 and nobody knows this, but we're madly in love again. 74 00:03:05,357 --> 00:03:08,193 And we're even talking about having children ourselves. 75 00:03:09,194 --> 00:03:11,196 - [gasps] That's unbelievable! 76 00:03:11,196 --> 00:03:13,699 - I know. [squeals] 77 00:03:13,699 --> 00:03:17,995 ♪ upbeat music ♪ 78 00:03:21,290 --> 00:03:23,500 - Why do you hate him so much after all these years? 79 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:26,044 - Tyler Griffin is the reason the show ended. 80 00:03:26,044 --> 00:03:28,046 He's just, he's a no-talent, 81 00:03:28,046 --> 00:03:31,592 self-serving, back-stabbing liar 82 00:03:31,592 --> 00:03:33,468 who failed upwards. 83 00:03:33,468 --> 00:03:35,971 He's the kind of guy he's like all smiles to your face 84 00:03:35,971 --> 00:03:37,764 while he's sticking his foot up your ass. 85 00:03:37,764 --> 00:03:38,974 - You know, that's a thing. 86 00:03:38,974 --> 00:03:40,934 - He changed our time slot four times 87 00:03:40,934 --> 00:03:42,895 in one season, four times. 88 00:03:42,895 --> 00:03:44,730 Our own fans couldn't even find the show. 89 00:03:44,730 --> 00:03:47,191 Then he has the gall to tell the press 90 00:03:47,191 --> 00:03:50,652 that we, quote, "under performed." 91 00:03:50,652 --> 00:03:52,112 How's that? Under performed. 92 00:03:52,112 --> 00:03:54,865 The word still frosts my balls. 93 00:03:55,199 --> 00:03:59,328 So, I told the press what actually happened 94 00:03:59,328 --> 00:04:02,748 and that apparently didn't sit well with him and he got really annoyed 95 00:04:02,748 --> 00:04:04,499 and canceled the show. 96 00:04:05,209 --> 00:04:07,085 - I thought the show ended 'cause Reed left. 97 00:04:07,502 --> 00:04:10,380 - No, Reed never would've left if we weren't circling the drain. 98 00:04:10,380 --> 00:04:12,508 - To be fair, Griffin may also resent 99 00:04:12,508 --> 00:04:15,177 the fact that you fucked his wife. - Also that, yeah, yeah. 100 00:04:15,177 --> 00:04:18,013 - Wait, you actually slept with his wife? - For revenge. 101 00:04:18,013 --> 00:04:20,432 I got the idea from Tin Men. - Great movie. 102 00:04:20,432 --> 00:04:23,310 - Danny DeVito smashes Richard Dreyfuss' Cadillac, 103 00:04:23,310 --> 00:04:25,521 so Richard Dreyfuss seduces DeVito's wife. 104 00:04:25,521 --> 00:04:27,648 - I had the idea for that movie. 105 00:04:27,648 --> 00:04:29,733 I was gonna write it over a hiatus, 106 00:04:29,733 --> 00:04:32,569 but it turned out I never had the time because we went too long on ALF. 107 00:04:32,569 --> 00:04:34,696 - Didn't you also claim you had the idea for Tootsie? 108 00:04:34,696 --> 00:04:36,031 - And Caddyshack. 109 00:04:36,031 --> 00:04:38,617 I have quite an impressive list of films I almost wrote. 110 00:04:38,617 --> 00:04:41,620 - Okay, I'm sorry, can get back to the important point 111 00:04:41,620 --> 00:04:43,413 of you fucking his wife? 112 00:04:43,413 --> 00:04:46,625 - Hey, before you get on your holy high judgy horse, 113 00:04:46,625 --> 00:04:49,461 let me point out that this was during a very brief period 114 00:04:49,461 --> 00:04:52,714 where your stepmom and I had an open relationship. 115 00:04:52,714 --> 00:04:54,800 Not open, but it was ajar. 116 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:56,677 - Ew. Oh, my God. 117 00:04:56,677 --> 00:04:58,887 I mean, this is bad. You understand how bad this is. 118 00:04:58,887 --> 00:05:00,848 = Seriously, are we gonna get canceled? 119 00:05:00,848 --> 00:05:02,349 I just bought a mattress. 120 00:05:02,349 --> 00:05:05,853 - If we do, Alan can finally write Casablanca. 121 00:05:05,853 --> 00:05:08,272 - I have a funny story about that. HANNAH: Okay, I can't believe 122 00:05:08,272 --> 00:05:09,690 we're finally in a groove here 123 00:05:09,690 --> 00:05:11,567 and now it's gonna end because you felt the need 124 00:05:11,567 --> 00:05:13,235 to stab someone in the back with your dick. 125 00:05:13,235 --> 00:05:14,152 - Also a thing. 126 00:05:14,152 --> 00:05:15,571 - Stop. GORDON: Relax. 127 00:05:15,571 --> 00:05:17,531 He never even found out about me and his wife. 128 00:05:17,531 --> 00:05:19,783 And, trust me, this prick has so many people 129 00:05:19,783 --> 00:05:21,159 in town who hate him 130 00:05:21,159 --> 00:05:22,911 that I'm not even a blip on his radar. 131 00:05:24,162 --> 00:05:25,372 - Excuse me? 132 00:05:26,331 --> 00:05:27,332 - Yes, Elaine? 133 00:05:27,332 --> 00:05:30,335 - Hannah, Gordon, can I talk to you two in private again? 134 00:05:31,503 --> 00:05:34,173 - Here we go. Adios, amigos. 135 00:05:34,173 --> 00:05:36,341 - Hey, you know what. Everybody knows everything. 136 00:05:36,341 --> 00:05:37,384 Just tell us. 137 00:05:38,594 --> 00:05:40,596 - Mr. Griffin wants to meet with you and Hannah right away. 138 00:05:42,139 --> 00:05:43,599 - I'll cut you a check for the mattress. 139 00:05:44,725 --> 00:05:46,768 Anything under a queen. 140 00:05:46,768 --> 00:05:47,853 I didn't mean you. 141 00:05:47,853 --> 00:05:49,813 - I'm usually on top. GORDON: Fine. 142 00:05:49,813 --> 00:05:52,065 ♪ upbeat music ♪ 143 00:05:58,697 --> 00:05:59,823 - Clay? 144 00:06:01,783 --> 00:06:02,993 Clay? 145 00:06:04,453 --> 00:06:06,038 Clay? - What? 146 00:06:06,038 --> 00:06:08,498 - Oh, man, you scared me. 147 00:06:08,498 --> 00:06:09,833 I thought you were dead. 148 00:06:09,833 --> 00:06:11,585 - Even worse. I've been domesticated. 149 00:06:12,794 --> 00:06:15,172 - I don't get it. - I'm buying a fucking house. 150 00:06:15,172 --> 00:06:17,090 I'm supposed to sign the papers today. 151 00:06:17,090 --> 00:06:20,302 - Wait, your first house? - Yeah, I'm trying to stay sober 152 00:06:20,302 --> 00:06:22,262 so I gotta move away from all the drunks 153 00:06:22,262 --> 00:06:24,139 and drug addicts in my building. 154 00:06:24,139 --> 00:06:26,725 Ugh. What if I say something stupid and get canceled 155 00:06:26,725 --> 00:06:28,310 and can't afford to pay the mortgage? 156 00:06:28,310 --> 00:06:31,480 And do I even wanna be that fucking guy with the yard and bushes? 157 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:32,731 Aw, shit. 158 00:06:32,731 --> 00:06:35,692 Am I gonna be the old man yelling at kids to get off his lawn? 159 00:06:35,692 --> 00:06:37,736 I used to do coke in bathroom stalls 160 00:06:37,736 --> 00:06:39,154 and now I'll have a powder room. 161 00:06:40,030 --> 00:06:43,367 - Dude, it's normal to be nervous when you buy your first house. 162 00:06:43,367 --> 00:06:45,786 Imagine how scared I was. I was 14. 163 00:06:46,453 --> 00:06:47,871 - You bought a house at 14? 164 00:06:47,871 --> 00:06:49,957 - Yep. Then almost every time I made a movie, 165 00:06:49,957 --> 00:06:51,250 I bought another one. 166 00:06:51,250 --> 00:06:53,252 I have six now and I rent out five 167 00:06:53,252 --> 00:06:56,129 through my Zack Attack Real Estate Holdings, LLC. 168 00:06:56,129 --> 00:06:57,422 It's a sick deal. 169 00:06:57,422 --> 00:07:00,259 Appreciation, passive income, tax advantages. 170 00:07:00,259 --> 00:07:01,677 - How do you know all this? 171 00:07:01,677 --> 00:07:03,387 - I starred in the movie Little Slum Lord. 172 00:07:03,387 --> 00:07:05,430 The character was complex 'cause he was mean, 173 00:07:05,430 --> 00:07:07,057 but he also adopted a puppy. 174 00:07:07,057 --> 00:07:09,852 Trust me, Clay. Buying a house is lit. 175 00:07:09,852 --> 00:07:11,645 If you want, I can go with you to Bed, Bath & Beyond 176 00:07:11,645 --> 00:07:12,813 and get all the stuff you need. 177 00:07:12,813 --> 00:07:15,357 - Zack, listen up. 178 00:07:18,443 --> 00:07:21,238 If I ever go to Bed, Bath & Beyond, 179 00:07:21,238 --> 00:07:23,156 bludgeon me to death with a pizza stone. 180 00:07:23,615 --> 00:07:26,869 ♪ playful dramatic music ♪ 181 00:07:30,831 --> 00:07:32,499 [deep sigh] 182 00:07:35,544 --> 00:07:36,962 - Hey, you okay? 183 00:07:39,256 --> 00:07:41,008 - I just found out in an interview 184 00:07:41,008 --> 00:07:43,093 that my ex-husband is having a baby. 185 00:07:43,510 --> 00:07:46,096 - Oh, no. - I wanted kids, but he didn't 186 00:07:46,096 --> 00:07:48,932 because he already had these gross, stupid teenagers 187 00:07:48,932 --> 00:07:50,267 from his first marriage. 188 00:07:50,267 --> 00:07:52,603 I would have been such a good mom. 189 00:07:52,603 --> 00:07:54,229 - Yeah, maybe. 190 00:07:54,229 --> 00:07:56,523 - Unlike my mom, I would never tell my daughter 191 00:07:56,523 --> 00:07:58,692 her eyes were too close together, even if they were. 192 00:07:58,692 --> 00:07:59,985 I'd protect her self-esteem 193 00:07:59,985 --> 00:08:01,904 and tell her she was getting her tonsils out 194 00:08:01,904 --> 00:08:04,990 and then secretly, I'd fix her. 195 00:08:07,034 --> 00:08:08,869 - Or maybe no kids. 196 00:08:08,869 --> 00:08:10,996 Yeah, no, there's nothing wrong with that. 197 00:08:11,705 --> 00:08:13,415 So, how did you handle it on camera? 198 00:08:13,415 --> 00:08:14,750 - Like a pro. 199 00:08:14,750 --> 00:08:16,126 I said I was happy for him 200 00:08:16,126 --> 00:08:17,711 because Reed and I were back together 201 00:08:17,711 --> 00:08:19,838 and we were maybe gonna have a baby, too. 202 00:08:19,838 --> 00:08:21,840 - You and Reed are back together? - No. 203 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:24,760 - Honey, he has a girlfriend and his interview's up next. 204 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:27,179 - I know. - Yeah, okay. 205 00:08:28,055 --> 00:08:29,431 - One of us should warn him. 206 00:08:34,937 --> 00:08:36,647 God, I'll do it. - Good. 207 00:08:36,647 --> 00:08:38,190 - Where is the--? - That way. 208 00:08:38,190 --> 00:08:41,068 ♪ 209 00:08:43,362 --> 00:08:44,696 - Reed! 210 00:08:45,489 --> 00:08:46,615 Reed! 211 00:08:47,533 --> 00:08:50,035 I need to talk to you, it's urgent. 212 00:08:50,035 --> 00:08:51,370 Okay, I- 213 00:08:52,704 --> 00:08:53,914 - Hello. 214 00:08:53,914 --> 00:08:55,415 - Hello. 215 00:08:55,415 --> 00:08:57,209 - I, I'm Nora, Reed's-- 216 00:08:57,209 --> 00:08:59,920 - Yeah, no, it's really nice to meet you. - You, too. 217 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:01,004 - Yeah. - Yeah. 218 00:09:01,004 --> 00:09:05,008 So, great to finally see all this. 219 00:09:05,008 --> 00:09:07,261 - Ha! - Yeah, yeah, I'm-- 220 00:09:07,261 --> 00:09:09,888 Reed, Reed thinks I'm in New York, so I'm surprising him. 221 00:09:09,888 --> 00:09:12,683 - That is a surprise. - Yeah. 222 00:09:12,683 --> 00:09:13,725 - Um... 223 00:09:15,811 --> 00:09:17,646 - Nora! - Surprise. 224 00:09:17,646 --> 00:09:21,817 - All right. - Uh, what... I can't believe this. 225 00:09:22,234 --> 00:09:24,486 Um, hey. 226 00:09:24,486 --> 00:09:26,071 - Hi, hi. - Hey. 227 00:09:27,197 --> 00:09:29,992 Um, when did you, what, how did you two, uh-- 228 00:09:29,992 --> 00:09:31,243 - We just-- 229 00:09:31,243 --> 00:09:34,037 Oh, we just, no, no, just now, we just-- - Uh-huh. 230 00:09:34,037 --> 00:09:36,039 - Because she came in with something urgent 231 00:09:36,039 --> 00:09:37,875 you wanted to tell him or? 232 00:09:37,875 --> 00:09:39,543 - It was nothing. 233 00:09:39,543 --> 00:09:41,086 - Oh, oh, okay. 234 00:09:41,086 --> 00:09:44,673 So how did it go from urgent running in to nothing? 235 00:09:44,673 --> 00:09:46,049 - Because it was a Wordle thing. 236 00:09:46,049 --> 00:09:47,634 I couldn't figure out the Wordle 237 00:09:47,634 --> 00:09:49,219 and then it just popped in my head 238 00:09:49,219 --> 00:09:50,762 and now I'm not panicking. 239 00:09:50,762 --> 00:09:52,931 It was so nice to meet you. You are so pretty 240 00:09:52,931 --> 00:09:54,516 in a strong and self-confident way 241 00:09:54,516 --> 00:09:55,726 and I love your blazer. 242 00:09:58,812 --> 00:10:01,064 [door slams] 243 00:10:01,064 --> 00:10:03,275 - What? Hey. 244 00:10:03,275 --> 00:10:05,569 - No, okay, hold on, what was that? 245 00:10:05,569 --> 00:10:06,612 - What was what? 246 00:10:07,988 --> 00:10:11,074 - Is there something going on that I need to know about? 247 00:10:11,658 --> 00:10:13,577 - Between me and Bree? No. 248 00:10:13,577 --> 00:10:16,371 - Okay, 'cause she just came-- she didn't even knock 249 00:10:16,371 --> 00:10:17,873 and she just came flying in 250 00:10:17,873 --> 00:10:20,083 and we both know there's no way 251 00:10:20,083 --> 00:10:21,585 she figured out the Wordle. 252 00:10:21,585 --> 00:10:22,878 That one? [knock on door] 253 00:10:22,878 --> 00:10:24,504 - Yeah? DENNIS: Reed, they're ready for you. 254 00:10:24,504 --> 00:10:26,089 - Oh, God, I have an interview. 255 00:10:26,089 --> 00:10:27,841 - It's fine, I'm fine. - I'm just-- 256 00:10:27,841 --> 00:10:30,719 - I can't do this right now anyway, so I'm gonna go back to your hotel. 257 00:10:30,719 --> 00:10:32,888 I'm gonna rest. That's what I'm gonna do. 258 00:10:32,888 --> 00:10:35,224 - Yeah, that's great. Just rest up, yeah. Take a bath. 259 00:10:35,224 --> 00:10:36,975 The tub's big enough for two people. 260 00:10:37,935 --> 00:10:39,311 I'm guessing. 261 00:10:39,311 --> 00:10:42,147 Based on how alone I feel when I'm in it. 262 00:10:42,147 --> 00:10:43,482 DENNIS: I hear a female voice. 263 00:10:43,482 --> 00:10:44,566 Is Bree in there? 264 00:10:44,566 --> 00:10:46,527 Bree, I have your purse. 265 00:10:46,527 --> 00:10:48,529 - Okay. I'm gonna go. 266 00:10:50,113 --> 00:10:51,949 [door opens, closes] 267 00:10:51,949 --> 00:10:53,200 - Fuckin' Dennis. 268 00:10:55,118 --> 00:10:56,370 - Right this way. 269 00:10:57,829 --> 00:10:59,289 - Thank you, Marty. 270 00:11:00,332 --> 00:11:02,000 It's great to be at the wheel again. 271 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,086 Just bring me some hits. 272 00:11:04,086 --> 00:11:06,088 When? This weekend? That could definitely work. 273 00:11:06,088 --> 00:11:08,090 You know we love Malibu. 274 00:11:08,090 --> 00:11:10,717 Oh, you're in Oxnard. 275 00:11:11,051 --> 00:11:12,886 Oh, yeah, oh, wait. 276 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:16,306 Oh, darn. We got a wedding. 277 00:11:16,306 --> 00:11:18,016 Yep, well, let's do something soon. 278 00:11:18,016 --> 00:11:19,268 All right, gotta go. 279 00:11:21,562 --> 00:11:23,689 I get the top job and all of a sudden, 280 00:11:23,689 --> 00:11:26,316 I got more agents up my ass than a hooker at upfronts. 281 00:11:27,025 --> 00:11:29,736 So, I'm in my first staff meeting 282 00:11:29,736 --> 00:11:33,282 this morning when I hear "Step Right Up" is back 283 00:11:33,282 --> 00:11:35,075 and it's mine. 284 00:11:35,075 --> 00:11:37,202 And I think this is my lucky day 285 00:11:37,202 --> 00:11:39,997 'cause I get to reconnect with my old friend Gordan Gelman. 286 00:11:41,248 --> 00:11:42,541 - Okay. 287 00:11:43,750 --> 00:11:45,711 - You must be Hannah. 288 00:11:45,711 --> 00:11:48,505 I've heard wonderful, wonderful things about you. 289 00:11:48,964 --> 00:11:52,718 - Oh, um, thank you, that's, that's very nice of you to say. 290 00:11:52,718 --> 00:11:54,595 - And I understand you made some kind of horror movie. 291 00:11:54,595 --> 00:11:55,804 What-what was it called? 292 00:11:55,804 --> 00:11:56,972 - Um, it's called Cunt Saw 293 00:11:56,972 --> 00:11:58,765 and a lot of people think it's a horror movie, 294 00:11:58,765 --> 00:12:00,517 but it's actually not. The title is a metaphor 295 00:12:00,517 --> 00:12:03,020 for the struggle that women face in a male-dominated-- 296 00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:04,938 - Right. Let's, let's get right down to it. 297 00:12:04,938 --> 00:12:06,481 - What, he asked. 298 00:12:06,481 --> 00:12:10,319 - Yeah, all right, so, uh, just, why don't you say it? 299 00:12:10,319 --> 00:12:11,862 We're canceled, right? 300 00:12:11,862 --> 00:12:13,113 - Is that what you thought? 301 00:12:13,530 --> 00:12:15,073 - No? - No. 302 00:12:15,991 --> 00:12:17,701 [Hannah sighs] 303 00:12:17,701 --> 00:12:19,494 I saw a cut of the new show 304 00:12:20,954 --> 00:12:22,664 and I think it's really great. 305 00:12:23,415 --> 00:12:25,125 - Oh. [laughs] - Especially compared to the original. 306 00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:28,003 It's hipper, it's smarter, it's less old-timey sitcom. 307 00:12:28,003 --> 00:12:30,547 Hannah, I have to assume that's you 308 00:12:30,547 --> 00:12:33,342 because it's, it's like a different show. 309 00:12:35,010 --> 00:12:36,845 - Um, well actually, it is more of a, 310 00:12:36,845 --> 00:12:38,263 it's more of a collaboration. 311 00:12:38,263 --> 00:12:39,389 TYLER: Here's the thing. 312 00:12:39,389 --> 00:12:42,518 What do you think of that actress you just added, Timberly Fox? 313 00:12:44,019 --> 00:12:45,521 - She, she's great. 314 00:12:45,521 --> 00:12:47,981 We love her. - Oh, well, then this may hurt. 315 00:12:48,524 --> 00:12:50,526 'Cause I'm gonna cast her as a lead in a new series. 316 00:12:50,526 --> 00:12:52,528 We start shooting next week in Romania. 317 00:12:53,654 --> 00:12:55,864 - Uh, wait, what? 318 00:12:55,864 --> 00:12:57,032 - I'm taking your woman 319 00:12:58,158 --> 00:12:59,910 even though you love her. 320 00:12:59,910 --> 00:13:01,870 But I wanted to tell you face-to-face, 321 00:13:01,870 --> 00:13:03,664 'cause I think it's the right thing to do. 322 00:13:03,664 --> 00:13:07,000 - Hold up, um-- She's huge in the next three episodes. 323 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,753 We'd have to throw out all our scripts and start from scratch. 324 00:13:09,753 --> 00:13:11,713 - Well, I imagine that'll be heartbreaking. 325 00:13:12,631 --> 00:13:14,758 - But, you can't just take an actress from us. 326 00:13:14,758 --> 00:13:15,884 We have a deal with her. 327 00:13:15,884 --> 00:13:18,011 - No, actually, we have a deal with her. 328 00:13:18,011 --> 00:13:21,139 But, believe me, I take no joy in this. 329 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:24,852 Speaking of no joy, I may need to make some cuts 330 00:13:24,852 --> 00:13:26,812 in the promo and production budgets, 331 00:13:26,812 --> 00:13:28,730 which we are all hoping will not lead 332 00:13:28,730 --> 00:13:32,442 to the show's slow, painful, lingering death. 333 00:13:32,442 --> 00:13:33,861 GORDON: Hmm. 334 00:13:33,861 --> 00:13:35,028 - Gordon, old friend. 335 00:13:35,028 --> 00:13:36,488 You seem pretty quiet. What do you think? 336 00:13:37,531 --> 00:13:40,242 - You really wanna know? - I really do. 337 00:13:41,159 --> 00:13:44,079 - Well, old friend-- - Dad, Dad. 338 00:13:44,079 --> 00:13:48,709 - I think God doesn't give with both hands, 339 00:13:48,709 --> 00:13:50,419 so when he made you handsome, 340 00:13:50,419 --> 00:13:53,005 he figured, I can't give him brains, too, 341 00:13:53,005 --> 00:13:55,841 so you charm people into thinking you're interesting 342 00:13:55,841 --> 00:14:00,179 and you, you bully people into thinking you're smart, 343 00:14:00,179 --> 00:14:01,638 but you're not. 344 00:14:01,638 --> 00:14:06,268 You're not. You're, you're a stupid, pretty man. 345 00:14:06,268 --> 00:14:07,769 And you know what? 346 00:14:07,769 --> 00:14:10,189 You wouldn't know a good show if-- 347 00:14:10,189 --> 00:14:11,481 - If what? 348 00:14:11,481 --> 00:14:13,734 If it slept with my wife? - Oh, boy. 349 00:14:13,734 --> 00:14:14,985 - Okay, there it is. 350 00:14:14,985 --> 00:14:17,696 Well, so you know, we were all drinking 351 00:14:17,696 --> 00:14:21,783 at a William Morris party and she came on to me. 352 00:14:21,783 --> 00:14:23,076 - Bullshit. 353 00:14:23,076 --> 00:14:25,162 - Not bullshit. I remember it very clearly. 354 00:14:25,162 --> 00:14:27,497 She leaned over and she whispered in my ear 355 00:14:27,497 --> 00:14:32,336 that she wanted me because you under performed. 356 00:14:32,753 --> 00:14:37,508 That was the word she used, under performed. 357 00:14:37,508 --> 00:14:39,968 Let's, let's go, we don't need this asshole. 358 00:14:44,932 --> 00:14:48,435 - Well, that was unfortunate. 359 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:51,396 - Uh, yeah, yeah. 360 00:14:52,397 --> 00:14:55,943 - For the record, I would never allow that 361 00:14:55,943 --> 00:14:59,404 decide the fate of "Step Right Up" 362 00:14:59,404 --> 00:15:02,157 because that would be wrong. 363 00:15:03,408 --> 00:15:06,703 But is it just me, or would you be better off without your dad? 364 00:15:12,834 --> 00:15:15,963 - With all due respect, it's just you. 365 00:15:15,963 --> 00:15:18,215 ♪ whimsical music ♪ 366 00:15:22,928 --> 00:15:24,346 - Boom! [laughs] 367 00:15:24,346 --> 00:15:27,015 - Gordon! Hey, Gordon. 368 00:15:28,183 --> 00:15:29,309 - What? 369 00:15:30,394 --> 00:15:31,436 - What the hell was that? 370 00:15:31,436 --> 00:15:34,565 - That was the crowning achievement of my career in television. 371 00:15:34,565 --> 00:15:37,442 - Oh, I see, you're proud of your grandiose monologue up there. 372 00:15:37,442 --> 00:15:39,319 - I, I just wish I remembered exactly what I said. 373 00:15:39,319 --> 00:15:40,779 I should have brought a writer's assistant. 374 00:15:40,779 --> 00:15:42,281 You know, I'm gonna do that next time. 375 00:15:42,281 --> 00:15:44,283 - Hey, you know what? There's not gonna be a next time, 376 00:15:44,283 --> 00:15:45,868 if you don't go up there and apologize to him. 377 00:15:45,868 --> 00:15:47,703 - The way I called back "under performed," 378 00:15:47,703 --> 00:15:49,538 that was a stroke of genius. I'm telling you. 379 00:15:49,538 --> 00:15:53,041 Writers in this town are gonna be talking about this story for years. 380 00:15:53,041 --> 00:15:54,918 It's gonna be like a new, "Who Jackie." 381 00:15:55,460 --> 00:15:57,170 - What? - You don't know who-- 382 00:15:57,170 --> 00:15:58,755 In the original Roseanne, there was a writer-- 383 00:15:58,755 --> 00:15:59,798 - I truly don't care. 384 00:15:59,798 --> 00:16:01,008 Hey, you seem to have forgotten 385 00:16:01,008 --> 00:16:02,759 that over 100 people work on our show, 386 00:16:02,759 --> 00:16:04,386 most of them with families. 387 00:16:04,386 --> 00:16:06,263 So what you did up there may have been fun, 388 00:16:06,263 --> 00:16:08,056 but you just jeopardized all their livelihoods. 389 00:16:08,056 --> 00:16:09,892 So good job, Tin Man. 390 00:16:09,892 --> 00:16:12,186 ♪ dramatic music ♪ 391 00:16:16,857 --> 00:16:18,901 ♪ 392 00:16:20,569 --> 00:16:22,738 - What's wrong? - I'm freaking out. 393 00:16:23,697 --> 00:16:26,533 There's a new boss at Hulu who's firing tons of people. 394 00:16:26,533 --> 00:16:28,160 I won't go back back to Deedle, I won't do it. 395 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:29,661 - Wait, slow down. 396 00:16:29,661 --> 00:16:31,079 There's no way they're gonna fire you. 397 00:16:31,079 --> 00:16:33,040 You are amazing at your job. 398 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,250 Who else would tell the writers to start the story earlier. 399 00:16:36,376 --> 00:16:38,921 - It doesn't matter how good you are at your job. 400 00:16:38,921 --> 00:16:41,340 When a new regime comes in, nobody is safe. 401 00:16:41,340 --> 00:16:43,300 Executives, shows. 402 00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:45,552 - Wait, you think shows aren't safe? 403 00:16:45,552 --> 00:16:47,429 Do you think they'll cancel us? 404 00:16:47,429 --> 00:16:48,889 - Anyway, nice running into you. 405 00:16:50,224 --> 00:16:51,683 - Likewise. 406 00:16:51,683 --> 00:16:54,436 Thank you for answering all of my business questions. 407 00:16:54,436 --> 00:16:56,647 - Just performing the duties of my job. 408 00:17:00,567 --> 00:17:03,070 The new guy has a bad history with Gordon. 409 00:17:03,070 --> 00:17:05,280 They just had a meeting today and things only got worse. 410 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:07,699 - Oh, man. This sucks. 411 00:17:07,699 --> 00:17:08,617 I love this show. 412 00:17:08,617 --> 00:17:10,160 Hannah said in season two, 413 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:11,995 they were gonna figure out if Cody has a job. 414 00:17:13,121 --> 00:17:14,289 And Clay! 415 00:17:14,289 --> 00:17:16,333 I just convinced him to go through with buying a house. 416 00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:17,501 I better go warn him. 417 00:17:17,501 --> 00:17:20,128 - No! You cannot say anything to anyone, 418 00:17:20,128 --> 00:17:22,840 especially not today when there's a reporter on set. 419 00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:24,007 - But he's my friend. 420 00:17:24,007 --> 00:17:25,968 - Zack, the only reason I told you this 421 00:17:25,968 --> 00:17:28,011 was because I needed someone to talk to. 422 00:17:28,011 --> 00:17:29,263 If I can't confide in you, 423 00:17:29,263 --> 00:17:32,432 which dips below the previous ratings in woman 18 to 49. 424 00:17:32,432 --> 00:17:34,601 - Well, I wish I didn't know that 425 00:17:34,601 --> 00:17:36,979 because it puts me in a pretty awkward position. 426 00:17:36,979 --> 00:17:38,772 - Well, I thought our business relationship 427 00:17:38,772 --> 00:17:41,483 was such that you could keep sensitive data confidential. 428 00:17:41,483 --> 00:17:43,902 - If it comes at the expense of one of our colleagues, 429 00:17:43,902 --> 00:17:47,531 maybe we need to re-examine that business relationship. 430 00:17:47,531 --> 00:17:49,074 [Elaine scoffs] Good day. 431 00:17:49,074 --> 00:17:51,201 ♪ 432 00:17:55,706 --> 00:17:56,915 [door shuts] 433 00:17:56,915 --> 00:17:58,917 - I, I just need your signature here, 434 00:17:58,917 --> 00:18:02,546 here and here and the house is all yours. 435 00:18:02,963 --> 00:18:04,548 Put this right there. 436 00:18:04,548 --> 00:18:07,259 You know, they say getting your first sale is the hardest. 437 00:18:07,259 --> 00:18:10,053 I, I really hope this real estate thing works out for me. 438 00:18:10,053 --> 00:18:13,182 I guess either way, I end up on a bus bench. 439 00:18:13,182 --> 00:18:16,018 - Dougie. You knew me since the beginning. 440 00:18:16,018 --> 00:18:17,936 No bullshit, am I making a mistake? 441 00:18:17,936 --> 00:18:21,023 - Absolutely not. No, oh, also, initial there. 442 00:18:21,023 --> 00:18:23,609 - When I'm dragging my recycling bin out to the curb 443 00:18:23,609 --> 00:18:25,944 or getting some shitty kid's Frisbee off my roof, 444 00:18:25,944 --> 00:18:28,280 will I even... still be me? 445 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:31,783 - Sure, but you know what, if, if you're leaving cans and bottles 446 00:18:31,783 --> 00:18:34,453 on the curb, I could take those off your hands. 447 00:18:34,453 --> 00:18:36,330 [rapid knock on door] 448 00:18:36,330 --> 00:18:37,956 - Clay, wait. 449 00:18:37,956 --> 00:18:39,875 Do not sign that. - What? 450 00:18:41,710 --> 00:18:44,630 - I'm not sure it's a good idea for you to buy a house right now. 451 00:18:45,088 --> 00:18:47,174 - This morning, you were all over me to buy it. 452 00:18:47,174 --> 00:18:49,676 - What the fuck, Zack? - Yeah, what the fuck, Zack. 453 00:18:49,676 --> 00:18:51,887 Oh, also, initial there and there. 454 00:18:51,887 --> 00:18:53,639 - Wait, aren't you the HR guy? 455 00:18:53,639 --> 00:18:55,974 - Oh, sorry, I need two jobs there, Hollywood. 456 00:18:57,518 --> 00:19:00,020 - I think you should wait 457 00:19:00,020 --> 00:19:01,980 before making such a big financial commitment. 458 00:19:01,980 --> 00:19:04,066 - Why? - No, no, no, no, wait, I've seen this. 459 00:19:04,066 --> 00:19:07,778 He wants to swoop in and buy the house himself. 460 00:19:08,237 --> 00:19:11,198 By the way, if you don't have a real estate agent-- 461 00:19:11,198 --> 00:19:14,117 - Because this business is weird. 462 00:19:14,117 --> 00:19:16,912 Things change. And nobody knows how secure our jobs are. 463 00:19:18,789 --> 00:19:20,958 - Yeah. You're right. 464 00:19:20,958 --> 00:19:22,376 Dougie, I think we should take a beat. 465 00:19:22,376 --> 00:19:25,045 - No, no, no, no, Clay. Let me punch this bitch out. 466 00:19:25,712 --> 00:19:29,925 You, you and I, buddy, we have always bet on ourselves. 467 00:19:29,925 --> 00:19:31,093 Am I right? 468 00:19:31,093 --> 00:19:33,303 - Not really. I pretty much expect to fail. 469 00:19:35,055 --> 00:19:36,849 Zack, is there something you're not telling me? 470 00:19:40,352 --> 00:19:41,395 - No. 471 00:19:41,854 --> 00:19:42,771 No. 472 00:19:44,106 --> 00:19:45,190 I don't know anything. 473 00:19:46,525 --> 00:19:48,944 - Then fuck it, I can't think about this anymore. 474 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,115 There, I'm neutered. - Yes! 475 00:19:53,115 --> 00:19:55,576 Yes, in your face, shithead. 476 00:19:55,576 --> 00:19:57,494 Two people just got a home today. 477 00:19:58,996 --> 00:20:00,122 - Congratulations. 478 00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:06,211 - So Reed, what's the best part about being back on the show? 479 00:20:06,211 --> 00:20:07,629 - Uh, well, you know, Carly, 480 00:20:07,629 --> 00:20:09,840 I really love being back together with the gang, 481 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:13,260 but mostly I'd say the nicest thing this time around is that 482 00:20:13,260 --> 00:20:15,596 we've all settled into our roles with maturity, 483 00:20:15,596 --> 00:20:18,182 you know, with, um, seasoning, if you will. 484 00:20:18,182 --> 00:20:20,184 And we all are so familiar with each other 485 00:20:20,184 --> 00:20:21,560 that there are no surprises, so. 486 00:20:22,019 --> 00:20:25,981 - I must say, I was surprised today when Bree shared the happy news. 487 00:20:25,981 --> 00:20:26,857 - Oh, what news is that? 488 00:20:27,441 --> 00:20:29,151 - She told me that you two are back in love. 489 00:20:30,277 --> 00:20:31,820 - Really? 490 00:20:31,820 --> 00:20:33,739 - And talking about having a baby. 491 00:20:35,407 --> 00:20:38,368 - Really? - I broke the news on Twitter 20 minutes ago... 492 00:20:38,368 --> 00:20:39,745 - Oh. - ...and "Step Right Up" fans 493 00:20:39,745 --> 00:20:40,871 are already buzzing. 494 00:20:42,998 --> 00:20:46,126 - Well, no one is buzzing more than me. 495 00:20:46,126 --> 00:20:50,547 [both laugh] 496 00:20:51,048 --> 00:20:54,343 - So tell me what is involved in recreating a-- 497 00:20:56,011 --> 00:20:58,180 - Okay. Hee, hee, hee! 498 00:20:58,180 --> 00:20:59,389 [phone rings] 499 00:20:59,389 --> 00:21:00,807 NORA: [on voicemail] It's Nora, text me. 500 00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:03,227 - You! 501 00:21:03,769 --> 00:21:05,395 No, no, no. - Ooh. 502 00:21:05,395 --> 00:21:07,981 - What the actual fuck did you say to that reporter? 503 00:21:07,981 --> 00:21:10,692 - Okay, okay, I was trying to warn you, but I didn't wanna do it in front of Nora. 504 00:21:10,692 --> 00:21:13,320 - Oh, no, that's right. Yeah, better she finds out on Twitter. 505 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:15,489 - Oh, it's on Twitter? Is it trending? 506 00:21:15,989 --> 00:21:18,909 - Why would you say that to a reporter? 507 00:21:18,909 --> 00:21:22,621 - Look, I didn't mean to, but I found out on camera 508 00:21:22,621 --> 00:21:26,291 that Anders married his assistant and they're having a baby. 509 00:21:26,291 --> 00:21:29,253 I felt like I was drowning and I needed something to hang on to. 510 00:21:29,253 --> 00:21:30,504 - Oh, like my neck? 511 00:21:30,504 --> 00:21:32,589 Nora already suspects 512 00:21:32,589 --> 00:21:34,550 that there's something going on between us. 513 00:21:34,550 --> 00:21:37,177 - She's the jealous type, huh? That is a red flag. 514 00:21:37,177 --> 00:21:38,470 - Red flag? 515 00:21:38,470 --> 00:21:41,139 You are the one that just told the world we're having a baby. 516 00:21:41,139 --> 00:21:42,891 - Ohh. Okay, drama queen, 517 00:21:42,891 --> 00:21:44,434 I said talking babies. 518 00:21:44,434 --> 00:21:45,644 - We're not talking babies! 519 00:21:45,644 --> 00:21:47,229 - Well, we kind of are right now, so. 520 00:21:47,229 --> 00:21:48,564 - Hey, this isn't a fucking game. 521 00:21:48,564 --> 00:21:49,648 It is my life. 522 00:21:54,820 --> 00:21:57,030 - I'm sorry. - Mm-hmm. 523 00:21:57,739 --> 00:21:58,949 - I am. 524 00:21:59,992 --> 00:22:01,451 You were the first person I thought of. 525 00:22:01,451 --> 00:22:03,370 - Why? Are you trying to break up me and Nora? 526 00:22:04,830 --> 00:22:07,124 - No. That's crazy. 527 00:22:07,124 --> 00:22:08,834 - Is it? I, I don't understand what's happening. 528 00:22:08,834 --> 00:22:11,211 Are you trying to get back together with me? 529 00:22:11,211 --> 00:22:12,629 - Why are you asking me that? 530 00:22:12,629 --> 00:22:13,881 - 'Cause I need to know. 531 00:22:17,509 --> 00:22:18,719 - No. 532 00:22:18,719 --> 00:22:21,013 I told you, I just panicked. 533 00:22:21,013 --> 00:22:22,806 - I don't know what's going on between us, 534 00:22:22,806 --> 00:22:24,725 but the fact that you would drag me into this 535 00:22:24,725 --> 00:22:27,769 without any regard for the consequences, oh God. 536 00:22:28,937 --> 00:22:33,483 Oh-- for 15 years, I was sane and centered 537 00:22:33,483 --> 00:22:37,362 and then two months with you and I am heading down crazy river 538 00:22:37,362 --> 00:22:39,239 straight toward batshit falls 539 00:22:39,239 --> 00:22:40,866 and I am done. 540 00:22:40,866 --> 00:22:42,326 TOUR GUIDE: Oh, my goodness. 541 00:22:42,326 --> 00:22:44,745 Is that Reed Sterling and Bree Marie Jensen? 542 00:22:44,745 --> 00:22:47,581 I heard these two have a baby who's about to "Step Right Up." 543 00:22:47,581 --> 00:22:49,708 Let's hear it for the happy couple. [crowd cheers] 544 00:22:49,708 --> 00:22:50,834 - We're not happy! 545 00:22:54,463 --> 00:22:57,132 - All right. Speaking of comic monsters, 546 00:22:57,132 --> 00:22:59,218 who here is a fan of "Young Frankenstein"? 547 00:23:01,386 --> 00:23:03,430 ♪ gentle guitar music ♪ 548 00:23:03,430 --> 00:23:05,557 - No... [indistinct] 549 00:23:05,557 --> 00:23:07,226 ♪ 550 00:23:07,226 --> 00:23:09,770 - Gentlemen. - Hey, Gordon, how are you? 551 00:23:09,770 --> 00:23:11,271 GORDON: Good, good. 552 00:23:17,236 --> 00:23:19,488 JOSIE: [on monitor] How did you get injured? 553 00:23:19,488 --> 00:23:21,365 JAKE: [on monitor] You told me it was a sex injury from last night. 554 00:23:21,365 --> 00:23:23,158 JOSIE: I was protesting last night. 555 00:23:23,158 --> 00:23:25,452 Who were you having sex with? 556 00:23:25,452 --> 00:23:26,995 REED: [on monitor] Oh, shit, I forgot. 557 00:23:26,995 --> 00:23:28,539 I forgot. 558 00:23:29,039 --> 00:23:31,083 - Hey, Keenan, let it run for a second. 559 00:23:31,083 --> 00:23:32,543 BREE: Oh! You forgot your line 560 00:23:32,543 --> 00:23:34,461 or you forgot who you were having sex with? 561 00:23:34,461 --> 00:23:36,088 REED: Both, both. 562 00:23:36,088 --> 00:23:37,631 CLAY: Wait, I thought you were having sex with me. 563 00:23:37,631 --> 00:23:40,133 REED: Oh, no, trust me, I would remember that. 564 00:23:40,133 --> 00:23:41,969 BREE: You guys were having sex without me again? 565 00:23:41,969 --> 00:23:43,512 REED: We were just having-- BREE: That was part of the deal 566 00:23:43,512 --> 00:23:45,597 of getting to stay. 567 00:23:45,597 --> 00:23:47,307 Wait, do you even live here? 568 00:23:47,307 --> 00:23:49,726 - [laughs] All right, thank you. 569 00:23:49,726 --> 00:23:50,936 REED: Do you live here? 570 00:23:52,479 --> 00:23:53,939 - How about if Lawrence says, 571 00:23:53,939 --> 00:23:57,192 "Don't ask me, I still got a middle-aged man living in my garage." 572 00:23:57,192 --> 00:23:59,361 [all laugh] - Wait, I though Cody lives in the garage. 573 00:23:59,361 --> 00:24:00,696 - Oh! 574 00:24:00,696 --> 00:24:03,031 - Ow, you are really wound up. 575 00:24:03,031 --> 00:24:06,326 You guys are lucky Janae's not here because she would taken you down. 576 00:24:06,326 --> 00:24:08,036 - What does that mean? - She defends me. 577 00:24:08,036 --> 00:24:09,872 - Oh, she does-- - Yeah. 578 00:24:09,872 --> 00:24:12,541 ♪ 579 00:24:17,462 --> 00:24:19,173 - Hi, me again, may I? 580 00:24:19,173 --> 00:24:21,800 - By all means. I certainly enjoyed your last visit. 581 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:23,051 - Thank you. 582 00:24:23,051 --> 00:24:25,512 - Well, look who's back. 583 00:24:26,263 --> 00:24:29,141 - You got a minute? - Anything for you, old friend. 584 00:24:33,187 --> 00:24:34,062 [door closes] 585 00:24:36,315 --> 00:24:39,067 ♪ whimsical music ♪ 586 00:24:57,669 --> 00:24:59,463 [doorbell rings] 587 00:24:59,463 --> 00:25:02,925 - Oh, Christ, it actually goes ding-dong. 588 00:25:06,428 --> 00:25:09,306 - Clay Barber? - I don't even know anymore. 589 00:25:09,306 --> 00:25:10,432 - This is for you. 590 00:25:26,198 --> 00:25:28,867 ♪ dramatic music ♪ 591 00:25:41,922 --> 00:25:44,299 [phone rings] 592 00:25:54,518 --> 00:25:56,353 [engine revs] 593 00:26:06,572 --> 00:26:08,490 - Oh, good, you're here. 594 00:26:09,032 --> 00:26:12,244 - I woke up to about a dozen texts asking me if it was true, 595 00:26:12,244 --> 00:26:14,079 that you and Bree are getting back together 596 00:26:14,079 --> 00:26:16,164 and having a baby. 597 00:26:17,374 --> 00:26:19,042 I mean, is it? 598 00:26:19,042 --> 00:26:23,088 - Oh, God, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 599 00:26:23,422 --> 00:26:25,424 During a TV interview today, 600 00:26:25,424 --> 00:26:28,510 Bree found out that her ex-husband was getting remarried 601 00:26:28,510 --> 00:26:29,887 and having a baby. 602 00:26:29,887 --> 00:26:33,807 She freaked out and said the first thing that popped into her head. 603 00:26:33,807 --> 00:26:36,351 - Why is that the first thing that popped into her head? 604 00:26:36,351 --> 00:26:38,061 - I don't know and I don't, I don't care. 605 00:26:38,061 --> 00:26:39,605 - Jesus. - I've stopped trying to figure out 606 00:26:39,605 --> 00:26:40,772 what's going on in her head. 607 00:26:40,772 --> 00:26:43,567 But that is the reason why she rushed 608 00:26:43,567 --> 00:26:45,611 into my trailer, to warn me. 609 00:26:46,278 --> 00:26:48,030 But she saw you and then... 610 00:26:50,115 --> 00:26:52,451 Nora, I swear that is what happened. 611 00:26:56,163 --> 00:26:58,665 - On camera. Fuck. 612 00:26:58,665 --> 00:27:00,292 - Yeah. - That's brutal. 613 00:27:00,292 --> 00:27:01,376 - Yeah. - Ugh. 614 00:27:02,544 --> 00:27:04,463 But still, I am, I am... 615 00:27:06,256 --> 00:27:07,966 I am so tired. 616 00:27:07,966 --> 00:27:10,511 I'm so tired. I'm tired of the play. 617 00:27:10,511 --> 00:27:12,888 I'm tired of us long distance. 618 00:27:12,888 --> 00:27:15,599 I'm-- the fucking FaceTimes, I can't. 619 00:27:16,934 --> 00:27:19,978 I just, I don't know, I just, I feel like I'm, 620 00:27:19,978 --> 00:27:21,605 I just feel like I'm losing you. 621 00:27:21,605 --> 00:27:23,440 - No, you're not, you're not, okay. 622 00:27:25,651 --> 00:27:28,362 In fact, you know what? 623 00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:33,325 Nora, marry me. 624 00:27:34,618 --> 00:27:37,037 - What? - Yeah, I love you. 625 00:27:37,538 --> 00:27:39,623 You are inspiring 626 00:27:39,623 --> 00:27:42,376 and intelligent and brilliant 627 00:27:42,751 --> 00:27:46,213 and, and beautiful and rational. 628 00:27:46,213 --> 00:27:50,008 You are everything that I need in a person. 629 00:27:51,510 --> 00:27:53,595 So what do you say? 630 00:27:56,181 --> 00:27:59,101 - I don't know if this is the Ambien talking, or... 631 00:27:59,893 --> 00:28:01,937 Yeah. Yes. 632 00:28:01,937 --> 00:28:03,188 - Yes? - Yeah. 633 00:28:03,188 --> 00:28:04,273 - Really? - Yeah, really. 634 00:28:04,273 --> 00:28:05,524 - Okay, yeah. - Really! 635 00:28:05,524 --> 00:28:06,567 - Oh, God. 636 00:28:08,485 --> 00:28:09,736 - I can't believe we're doing this. 637 00:28:09,736 --> 00:28:10,946 This is really happening, we're doing this? 638 00:28:10,946 --> 00:28:12,406 - Yeah, yeah. We are doing this. We are-- 639 00:28:12,406 --> 00:28:14,241 We are really doing this. Yes. - Okay. 640 00:28:14,241 --> 00:28:15,659 [phone ringing] 641 00:28:15,659 --> 00:28:17,578 Oh, perfect, it's my mother. 642 00:28:17,578 --> 00:28:18,954 She has, she has a Google alert on you. 643 00:28:18,954 --> 00:28:20,539 She has not stopped calling. 644 00:28:20,539 --> 00:28:22,165 - Tell her the news, there you go. 645 00:28:22,165 --> 00:28:24,001 - Okay, okay. 646 00:28:24,626 --> 00:28:27,004 Hi, Mom. Yeah, I'm with Reed right now. 647 00:28:27,004 --> 00:28:28,630 Jesus, he's not an asshole. 648 00:28:28,630 --> 00:28:30,257 Why, why are you yelling? 649 00:28:32,384 --> 00:28:33,969 [sighs] 650 00:28:42,227 --> 00:28:45,355 [phone ringing] 651 00:28:52,779 --> 00:28:54,615 - What? - I know you're probably with Nora, 652 00:28:54,615 --> 00:28:56,825 so just listen. 653 00:28:57,284 --> 00:28:59,578 I wasn't honest with you before. 654 00:29:00,287 --> 00:29:02,414 The reason I said that we were still together 655 00:29:03,290 --> 00:29:05,792 is because I knew it would hurt Anders, 656 00:29:06,376 --> 00:29:09,421 because he was always jealous of you. 657 00:29:09,421 --> 00:29:13,592 I guess he sensed that my feelings for you never really went away 658 00:29:14,593 --> 00:29:16,678 and that he would never be the love of my life. 659 00:29:20,641 --> 00:29:22,893 I think that honor belongs to you, Reed. 660 00:29:24,019 --> 00:29:25,979 [Reed sighs] 661 00:29:33,904 --> 00:29:35,447 - I just got engaged. 662 00:29:40,035 --> 00:29:41,036 - Oh. 663 00:29:47,417 --> 00:29:49,962 - Okay. - Hey. 664 00:29:49,962 --> 00:29:52,256 - So just got off the phone with Mallory and-- 665 00:29:52,256 --> 00:29:54,925 - Oh, your HR girlfriend. How's that going, the two of you? 666 00:29:54,925 --> 00:29:57,219 - She's not my girlfriend. Not technically. 667 00:29:58,011 --> 00:30:01,014 Maybe we're both waiting for the other to say the word, I don't know. 668 00:30:01,014 --> 00:30:02,641 Okay, anyway, she told me 669 00:30:02,641 --> 00:30:05,269 that if Griffin messes with the show 670 00:30:05,269 --> 00:30:07,521 due to a personal grudge, 671 00:30:07,521 --> 00:30:09,189 that could be grounds for us-- 672 00:30:09,189 --> 00:30:10,566 - Let, let me stop you right there. 673 00:30:10,566 --> 00:30:12,943 I just met with him again, problem solved. 674 00:30:14,611 --> 00:30:15,779 - So you apologized? 675 00:30:15,779 --> 00:30:18,198 - Uh, no, I quit. 676 00:30:19,575 --> 00:30:21,243 - You what? 677 00:30:21,243 --> 00:30:22,494 - I had no other choice. 678 00:30:22,494 --> 00:30:25,289 This guy is petty and ruthless 679 00:30:25,289 --> 00:30:26,790 and if I stayed, I promise you, 680 00:30:26,790 --> 00:30:29,084 he would find some reason to cancel us. 681 00:30:29,084 --> 00:30:30,711 So, we made a deal. 682 00:30:30,711 --> 00:30:33,046 I leave and he doesn't fuck with the show. 683 00:30:33,881 --> 00:30:36,133 - No, no. GORDON: Yes. 684 00:30:36,133 --> 00:30:38,552 - Uh, no. I'm sorry. You do not get to be the hero here 685 00:30:38,552 --> 00:30:41,054 sacrificing yourself to save us all. 686 00:30:41,054 --> 00:30:42,931 - Uh-- - Did you try apologizing? 687 00:30:42,931 --> 00:30:45,559 - Oh, sweetie, I'm too old 688 00:30:45,559 --> 00:30:48,395 and too rich to apologize to a guy like that. 689 00:30:48,395 --> 00:30:50,189 I-- that's not gonna happen. I can't-- 690 00:30:50,189 --> 00:30:52,608 That's not in my DNA, sorry. 691 00:30:53,692 --> 00:30:54,902 - So you didn't even try. 692 00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:59,990 Instead of swallowing your pride, you're just leaving 693 00:31:01,825 --> 00:31:02,784 me. 694 00:31:02,784 --> 00:31:05,537 - I, I'm not leaving you. 695 00:31:05,537 --> 00:31:08,415 I'm leaving an impossible situation. 696 00:31:09,082 --> 00:31:11,210 - Yeah, where have I heard that before? 697 00:31:11,210 --> 00:31:14,588 - No, no, this is not like that, come on. You-- 698 00:31:15,088 --> 00:31:16,590 It's gonna be fine. 699 00:31:16,590 --> 00:31:18,884 You, you totally got this. 700 00:31:18,884 --> 00:31:21,845 You're doing great and, and come on, you know, 701 00:31:21,845 --> 00:31:23,222 it's not like we're not gonna see each other. 702 00:31:23,222 --> 00:31:24,515 We'll see each other all the time. 703 00:31:25,891 --> 00:31:27,809 So do me a favor and just thank everybody 704 00:31:27,809 --> 00:31:29,603 for me and send my regrets. 705 00:31:29,603 --> 00:31:32,022 - You're not gonna say goodbye? - I-- hmm. 706 00:31:32,022 --> 00:31:33,607 I stink at goodbyes. 707 00:31:35,025 --> 00:31:36,693 But you, you already knew that. 708 00:31:42,741 --> 00:31:44,326 I'm proud of what you and I did here. 709 00:31:46,870 --> 00:31:48,914 And the show's pretty good, too. 710 00:31:48,914 --> 00:31:51,625 [ Everybody Wants to Rule the World by Rebecca Roubion playing] 711 00:31:55,587 --> 00:31:59,466 ♪ Welcome to your life ♪ 712 00:32:00,384 --> 00:32:05,013 ♪ There's no turning back ♪ 713 00:32:05,013 --> 00:32:09,643 ♪ Even while we sleep ♪ 714 00:32:09,643 --> 00:32:12,479 ♪ We will find you ♪ 715 00:32:12,479 --> 00:32:16,900 ♪ Acting on your best behavior ♪ 716 00:32:16,900 --> 00:32:21,572 ♪ Turn your back on Mother Nature ♪ 717 00:32:21,572 --> 00:32:26,994 ♪ Everybody wants to rule the world ♪ 718 00:32:27,870 --> 00:32:29,997 [doorbell rings] 719 00:32:29,997 --> 00:32:32,499 - Ding-dong, ding-dong. 720 00:32:38,463 --> 00:32:39,464 - Hey. 721 00:32:40,757 --> 00:32:41,842 Nice house. 722 00:32:43,385 --> 00:32:45,762 - What are you doing here? 723 00:32:45,762 --> 00:32:46,722 - I don't know. 724 00:32:48,849 --> 00:32:50,517 I just don't feel like being alone. 725 00:32:52,853 --> 00:32:54,980 - Not sure I should be alone either. 726 00:32:58,025 --> 00:33:02,946 ♪ Everybody wants to rule the world ♪ 727 00:33:05,449 --> 00:33:06,825 [door closes] 728 00:33:11,622 --> 00:33:13,874 ♪ All for freedom ♪ 729 00:33:13,874 --> 00:33:16,335 ♪ And for pleasure ♪ 730 00:33:16,335 --> 00:33:21,215 ♪ Nothing ever last forever ♪ 731 00:33:21,215 --> 00:33:25,594 ♪ Everybody wants to rule the world ♪ 732 00:33:25,594 --> 00:33:28,055 ♪