1 00:00:01,102 --> 00:00:02,301 Rhian: Previously on "moonshine". 2 00:00:02,303 --> 00:00:04,135 - Gale texted me. Think he knows about the sex dream? 3 00:00:04,171 --> 00:00:06,137 - Was it a dick pic? - Oh, hey. 4 00:00:06,173 --> 00:00:09,508 Ken: Fate has spoken! Bea: We have chosen to be free! 5 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:11,810 - We're retiring from the moonshine! 6 00:00:11,945 --> 00:00:13,445 - I need you to take the keys, rhian. 7 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:15,880 I want you to take the keys. 8 00:00:17,251 --> 00:00:19,385 ♪♪♪ 9 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,719 Nora: Ready to do your dirty girl? (door creaks shut) 10 00:00:21,756 --> 00:00:23,721 (motorcycle rumbles) 11 00:00:23,758 --> 00:00:28,293 ♪♪♪ 12 00:00:30,464 --> 00:00:32,331 ♪ gloria 13 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:35,334 (angelic hymn plays) 14 00:00:35,336 --> 00:00:37,135 ♪ gloria 15 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:40,839 ♪♪♪ 16 00:00:40,841 --> 00:00:43,008 ♪ gloria, gloria 17 00:00:43,143 --> 00:00:45,677 ♪ in excelsis deo 18 00:00:47,414 --> 00:00:50,815 ♪ deo pax, pax 19 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:53,318 ♪ pax hominibus 20 00:00:54,755 --> 00:00:56,688 (slurping) 21 00:00:56,757 --> 00:00:58,524 Colin: Drink up. 22 00:00:58,659 --> 00:01:00,692 You'll need your strength for the big event, my queen. 23 00:01:00,828 --> 00:01:02,761 ♪ oh, oh 24 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:04,363 (flag flutters) 25 00:01:04,365 --> 00:01:05,964 (chain clinks) 26 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:09,301 ♪♪♪ 27 00:01:09,303 --> 00:01:12,270 ♪ laudamaus, laudamaus te 28 00:01:12,272 --> 00:01:14,573 (curtains raps) 29 00:01:18,112 --> 00:01:21,079 - Oh! God, why is it so bright? 30 00:01:21,082 --> 00:01:22,514 Oh! 31 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:26,217 Are those spandex? 32 00:01:27,654 --> 00:01:29,721 (water rippling gently) 33 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:36,728 ♪♪♪ 34 00:01:36,797 --> 00:01:39,998 ♪♪♪ 35 00:01:40,067 --> 00:01:42,300 (cane taps) - you're on my walkin' path. 36 00:01:42,302 --> 00:01:43,935 - Oh! Oh! 37 00:01:45,739 --> 00:01:48,072 I just uh... Came out early to... 38 00:01:48,109 --> 00:01:50,809 Watch the sunrise. Huh. 39 00:01:50,811 --> 00:01:53,412 - I invented sex on the beach, dear. 40 00:01:53,547 --> 00:01:55,547 - Oh, no. That's not... 41 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,549 Not what was happening. (chuckles nervously) 42 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:04,022 ♪ this is my life, this is my life ♪ 43 00:02:04,024 --> 00:02:06,758 ♪ this is my life, my life ♪ 44 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:09,094 ♪ this is my life, this is my life, ♪ 45 00:02:09,096 --> 00:02:11,729 ♪ this is my life, my life ♪ 46 00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:15,567 (grasses rustling gently in the wind) 47 00:02:18,139 --> 00:02:19,971 (phone vibrates) 48 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:21,840 (beeps call on) 49 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:23,608 Lidia: Hey. - Finally! 50 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:25,977 I was worried you'd bled out from your head wound, 51 00:02:26,013 --> 00:02:28,447 But not enough to actually show up and check on you. 52 00:02:28,449 --> 00:02:30,248 - Sorry. I passed out. 53 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:32,250 - So, you definitely did not go out 54 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:34,553 And bone that biker last night? 55 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:37,255 (water runs) nora: Lidia? 56 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:39,858 - Oh hey, hot stuff. Nora: That's him, isn't it? 57 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,993 You totally boned that biker last night. 58 00:02:42,029 --> 00:02:43,595 You filthy little-- (beeps call off) 59 00:02:45,399 --> 00:02:47,332 (water shuts off) - (readying exhale) 60 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:49,801 (giggles) wow! 61 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:51,869 You, you are still here. 62 00:02:51,906 --> 00:02:53,472 - Yeah. - Wow. 63 00:02:53,474 --> 00:02:55,274 How did you know this was my trailer? 64 00:02:55,409 --> 00:02:57,676 - Ah, your mom told me. - You spoke to my mother? 65 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,578 - Yeah, she gave me some coffee and a pep talk 66 00:02:59,647 --> 00:03:01,312 On positive life choices. - Hmm. 67 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,182 Eleanor: Who are you? 68 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:08,119 - Eleanor. Finn. 69 00:03:08,155 --> 00:03:09,688 My children! 70 00:03:09,757 --> 00:03:11,256 What are you doing here? 71 00:03:11,391 --> 00:03:13,091 - We live here. 72 00:03:14,394 --> 00:03:16,828 - Well? - Oh, this... Uh, h-him? 73 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:18,697 Um, just a friend. 74 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:21,633 - Cool tats. - Thanks. 75 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:23,835 - Why don't you guys go on inside and I will be... 76 00:03:23,904 --> 00:03:26,070 There in a sec. - Okay. 77 00:03:28,242 --> 00:03:28,840 (eleanor giggles) 78 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:31,910 - So, uh, awkward. 79 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:33,445 (both chuckle) 80 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:35,313 - Gonna get some breakfast, maybe go for a ride, 81 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:37,215 You know, looks like it's gonna be a beautiful day. 82 00:03:37,218 --> 00:03:40,485 Rhian: Lidia! Mom said you have company?! Who? 83 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:43,855 - Could you actually... 84 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:45,690 Leave? 85 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,191 Uh... 86 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:50,695 Sorry. And thanks. 87 00:03:51,798 --> 00:03:54,098 (gasps) be well! 88 00:03:54,134 --> 00:03:55,366 - Be well? 89 00:03:57,504 --> 00:03:59,070 (bottles rattle, door clunks) 90 00:03:59,106 --> 00:04:00,639 - Is the naked dude your boyfriend? 91 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:02,874 - No, el, he's-he's my-- 92 00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:05,510 I-I actually don't know what he is. 93 00:04:05,546 --> 00:04:07,946 - Well, it sounds like you guys need to talk. 94 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:09,347 After you get groceries. 95 00:04:09,482 --> 00:04:11,149 - Assuming things in relationships 96 00:04:11,285 --> 00:04:12,918 Always leads to miscommunication. 97 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,853 - It's better to address expectations now, 98 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:16,655 So it doesn't blow up in your face later. 99 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:18,490 - Maybe rhian has food. 100 00:04:19,827 --> 00:04:25,697 ♪♪♪ 101 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,833 - (groans) 102 00:04:27,835 --> 00:04:29,434 (deep inhale) 103 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:31,770 Nora: Pretty sure there's an extra toothbrush in there. 104 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:33,738 You see it? 105 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:38,576 - Larry. Who's larry? 106 00:04:40,848 --> 00:04:47,819 ♪♪♪ 107 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:54,526 ♪♪♪ 108 00:04:54,595 --> 00:04:56,995 (stress ball squeaks, terry sighs) 109 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,796 (lighter snicks) 110 00:04:58,832 --> 00:05:00,499 (keys rattle) 111 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:02,467 - Thought you wanted to do morning... 112 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:04,202 (exhales) food stuff. 113 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:05,370 - Yeah, not sure I can make pancakes 114 00:05:05,505 --> 00:05:07,205 With expired mayo and pickle juice. 115 00:05:07,341 --> 00:05:08,740 - Not with that attitude, ya can't. 116 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,308 - We could grab something. 117 00:05:10,344 --> 00:05:12,043 - No, I'm gonna go for a hike before work. 118 00:05:12,178 --> 00:05:14,078 Assuming you don't wanna come? - Ha, you're funny. 119 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:19,484 You okay, ter? - Yeah, I'm fine. 120 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:22,019 I'll call you later. - Okay. 121 00:05:22,056 --> 00:05:23,855 Watch out for cougars on the trail. 122 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:26,091 Ass looks like a snack in those shorts! 123 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:28,226 Mm-mm. Delicious! 124 00:05:28,295 --> 00:05:30,195 (nora slurps coffee) mm-hmm. Oh, gross. 125 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,531 (door creaks open, closes) (coffee ripples) 126 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:35,734 ♪ oh, oh, oh 127 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:40,271 Colin: Voilà! 128 00:05:40,341 --> 00:05:42,140 - I'm constantly craving red meat. 129 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:43,442 Do you think something's wrong like, 130 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:45,343 I don't know, the baby's a werewolf? 131 00:05:45,379 --> 00:05:47,445 - No, you're craving animal flesh. That's good protein. 132 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:49,214 - Hmm. 133 00:05:49,216 --> 00:05:50,749 - Score. Rhian: Whaddya think this is? 134 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:52,617 A freakin' b&b? This is for me! 135 00:05:52,753 --> 00:05:54,553 - There is enough for a family of eight. 136 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:56,588 - Are you seriously food shaming a pregnant woman? 137 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:58,523 - You do realize once you have this kid, 138 00:05:58,592 --> 00:06:00,592 You're gonna have to take care of it, nurture it, 139 00:06:00,661 --> 00:06:02,961 Share your waffles with it. - Not if it's a werewolf. 140 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:05,063 - (scoffs) (rhian's phone buzzes) 141 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:09,801 - Fascists! - What's the matter, 142 00:06:09,837 --> 00:06:11,469 Honey bear? - (gasps) 143 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:13,538 Moonshine was just rejected from the foxton cove 144 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:15,206 Business association. 145 00:06:15,341 --> 00:06:17,608 Who do I have to blow to get into this club? 146 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:19,411 I'm seriously asking. 147 00:06:19,413 --> 00:06:21,112 - Sounds like privileged, elitist bullshit. 148 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:23,748 - It is. And it's amazing. 149 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,683 So, membership basically guarantees success 150 00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:28,253 Of your local business. It's like a cult for winners. 151 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:31,823 And the best part is the golden clam. 152 00:06:32,926 --> 00:06:34,492 - Sounds like a sex thing. 153 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:37,962 - It's a symbol of acceptance into the organization. 154 00:06:38,031 --> 00:06:40,098 Once you become a member, you get to stick it on your wall. 155 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,400 - Whoa, so you get like, a sticker? 156 00:06:42,403 --> 00:06:43,869 - (chuckles) 157 00:06:43,871 --> 00:06:45,904 - Mom and dad never gave a shit, but it's the prestige 158 00:06:45,973 --> 00:06:48,272 I have coveted my whole life. 159 00:06:50,144 --> 00:06:52,043 (sighs) (plastic crinkles) 160 00:06:54,281 --> 00:06:56,314 Carbs are for closers. 161 00:06:56,316 --> 00:06:57,649 Go round up the slackers. 162 00:06:57,651 --> 00:07:01,786 Emergency staff meeting in 20. - (scoffs) 163 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:06,758 ♪♪♪ 164 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,526 - Thanks. 165 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,896 (door opens, shuts) 166 00:07:14,334 --> 00:07:17,068 - (groans) - jesus, you look terrible. 167 00:07:17,204 --> 00:07:18,936 - I didn't sleep a wink. 168 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:20,972 I miss our old mattress. 169 00:07:20,974 --> 00:07:22,607 Is there any coffee left? 170 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:25,209 - Here, you can have the rest of mine. 171 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:30,147 I was thinking, as a part of our "re-trialment", 172 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:33,985 We could take a course at the community centre. 173 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,254 Macrame. - (grunts) 174 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:37,756 - Ceramics. 175 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:40,424 Tabata. 176 00:07:40,461 --> 00:07:42,427 What do you suppose that is? Some kinda stew? 177 00:07:42,429 --> 00:07:44,529 Crystal: Ooh! Really intense exercise class. 178 00:07:44,664 --> 00:07:47,532 It's super good for your core. - My core, huh? 179 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:50,435 - Yeah. It's so cool! 180 00:07:50,504 --> 00:07:52,771 You guys are trying new things. 181 00:07:52,773 --> 00:07:55,707 Like, it just goes to show, no matter how old you are, 182 00:07:55,842 --> 00:07:57,876 You can still improve yourself. 183 00:07:58,011 --> 00:07:59,610 - How are they doin' over there, anyway? 184 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:02,446 - Not a word. He's like an addict jonesing for a hit. 185 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:07,985 - There's a emergency staff meeting at the lodge. 186 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:10,488 - Well, I should probably-- - over your dead body. 187 00:08:12,058 --> 00:08:15,626 ♪♪♪ 188 00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:21,066 (footsteps thud, door clunks) 189 00:08:23,337 --> 00:08:25,604 Rhian: I stand before you today 190 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:28,039 Not as the rhian you once knew, 191 00:08:28,075 --> 00:08:31,142 But as general manager of the moonshine, 192 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:33,778 A title that requires great responsibility, 193 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,881 And unlimited power. 194 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:38,182 Colin: Do not forget the name tag. 195 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:41,686 - Buckle up, bitches! - (clicks tongue) 196 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:43,421 Big changes are a-comin'! 197 00:08:43,423 --> 00:08:45,457 If we ever want to be accepted 198 00:08:45,592 --> 00:08:47,425 Into the foxton cove business association, 199 00:08:47,494 --> 00:08:50,628 We need to stop being a slacker's den of ineptitude. 200 00:08:50,763 --> 00:08:52,530 We need to be a place 201 00:08:52,566 --> 00:08:55,700 Where employees prove themselves, every damn day. 202 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:58,303 Which is why you're all fired. - Ha! 203 00:08:58,372 --> 00:09:00,338 - No! Sammy: Oh my god. 204 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:02,340 - Sweet! - Don't... Move. 205 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:05,176 Re-interviews will commence in 30 minutes. 206 00:09:05,312 --> 00:09:06,911 Oscar? - Hmm. 207 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:08,747 - Hand these out. 208 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:11,649 ♪♪♪ 209 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:14,252 And why do you feel qualified for this position? 210 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:15,787 - Because... 211 00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:18,456 It was literally my job until 20 minutes ago. 212 00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:19,858 Sammy: Hey. Ryan: (snorts) I mean... 213 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:21,759 This is just for show, right, sis? 214 00:09:21,761 --> 00:09:24,896 You gotta hire your bro. Your twin. Your womb mate. 215 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:26,898 Rhian: Your work ethic isn't the issue here, okay? 216 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:29,334 It's a matter of fraternizing with the guests 217 00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:30,868 Below the equator. 218 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,704 On July 7th at 10:00 pm, you were seen leaving cabin 4. 219 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:36,374 - Okay, so I hooked up with a guest, one time. 220 00:09:36,376 --> 00:09:38,777 What about you and oscar? Finn: Come on. 221 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,678 - Tell me why you wanna work here. 222 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:42,413 - We don't wanna work here. 223 00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:44,049 - We wrote that on the application. 224 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:45,917 - Well, tough tacos, okay. It's about time that you start 225 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,685 Contributing to the greater good of the moonshine. 226 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,720 The free ride is over. Colin: Free ride? 227 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:51,689 But I'm your life partner! - But what makes you think 228 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:54,558 You'd be such a great fit for the accounting position? 229 00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:57,061 - I'm a cpa, cfa with an mba. 230 00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:59,697 I also know cpr, fyi. 231 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,966 - Well then, mr. Acronym, you're hired. 232 00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:03,601 - (purrs) 233 00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:05,337 - You know what? If you don't appreciate me 234 00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:07,471 And what I do for the moonshine... 235 00:10:08,976 --> 00:10:10,675 I quit! - I quit, too. 236 00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:13,778 - Woo! - (gasps) 237 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,713 Rhian: Fine! Then you can both vacate the company trailer 238 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,448 By the end of the day. 239 00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:19,117 I know you can't afford to live anywhere else. 240 00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:21,218 - In that case, I un-quit. - I still quit, though. 241 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:23,288 (shrieks) 242 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:24,856 Ooh. (sighs happily) 243 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:36,167 - Um, sorry, why am I here? I gave you the keys. 244 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:37,802 I'm taking the rest of the summer off. 245 00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:39,637 - For your exit interview. 246 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:40,805 If you ever need a letter of referral, 247 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:43,107 This is the standard procedure. 248 00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:48,112 Something's different about you. 249 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:52,483 Oh, my god, you had sex? 250 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,953 With that biker guy I saw at your trailer this morning? 251 00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:57,155 - It was a one-time thing. - Well, that's a shame, 252 00:10:57,224 --> 00:10:58,823 'cause we could really use the outlaw action 253 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:01,292 To shake these suckers up. - No, rhian, no. 254 00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:03,360 I already told you, our criminal days are behind us. 255 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:08,833 - (sniffles) - are you okay, rhian? 256 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:11,903 Oh, my god, did you bring me here 257 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:13,938 Because you wanted to talk? 258 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:16,640 - It just feels like no one is on my side. 259 00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:19,110 - Because you just fired everyone. 260 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:20,778 - Except for the baby who's on the inside, 261 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:23,048 Leeching my lifeforce. - Honey... 262 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:26,050 I remember that first trimester overwhelm so well. 263 00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:28,987 - Why aren't we foxton cove business association material? 264 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:30,989 Stupid president, katie frasier, 265 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:33,992 With her stupid white car, and her stupid crunchy hair. 266 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:36,861 - Wait, wait, wait. Thirsty... Katie? 267 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,696 Is that all? (laughs) 268 00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:40,432 We were besties in high school! 269 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:43,334 Ha! Okay. Look, I know I said I'd be hands off, 270 00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:44,802 But let me help you with this. 271 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:46,971 Maybe I invite katie to lobster-palooza, 272 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:49,207 Reconnect, show her who we are! 273 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,109 - Why would we wanna do that? 274 00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:53,211 - Leave it all to me, mama. 275 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,013 I got this. 276 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,619 (door opens, bell jingles) 277 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,457 Katie: (whispers) you've got to be kidding me. 278 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:09,194 - What? Hold on! Katie? - (gasps) 279 00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:12,263 - Is that you? - Lidia! Oh my god! 280 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:14,499 I had no idea you were home. 281 00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:16,434 - It's crazy bumping into you like this! 282 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:19,303 - Right? I mean a town of 200 people, who woulda thunk? 283 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:20,905 - I see your billboards all over town. 284 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,107 Catchy slogan. So, you and joel? 285 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,009 - 20 years this fall. - Oh. 286 00:12:25,011 --> 00:12:28,780 - I heard you had married some hot jewish architect 287 00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:31,749 And had a big firm in nyc. - Oh, technically brooklyn. 288 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:34,618 He's... Half-jewish. - Which half? 289 00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:37,588 - The right one. 290 00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:39,089 (both laugh and sigh) 291 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:46,431 - So, how's it being back in the trailer park? 292 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:48,700 - You mean, idyllic, ocean-side campground? 293 00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:50,535 - Of course. - Never a dull moment. 294 00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:52,403 Lobster-palooza this weekend. 295 00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:55,139 Oh my god, you and joel should totally come! 296 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:57,442 - Hmm, I don't know, busy season. 297 00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:58,943 - All you can eat lobster, 298 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:01,312 Best sunsets on the shore. 299 00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:03,581 Open bar? - (laughs) 300 00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:06,618 Remember when we used to sneak our coolers up on the wharf? 301 00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:09,153 (laughs) those were the days. 302 00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:11,288 Drinkin' our carbs, like we were gonna live forever. 303 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,024 - Slatherin' our faces with baby oil, 304 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:14,825 Like sun damage was something 305 00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:16,561 That only happened to other people. 306 00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:18,162 - (laughs) we had some crazy times. 307 00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:20,298 - Well, we still can. We're gonna party 308 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:22,767 Like it's 1999, biz-natch! 309 00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:25,336 - Okay, what the hell! - That's the spirit. 310 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,972 See ya there! - All right, bye-bye. 311 00:13:28,107 --> 00:13:30,007 - Ooh yes! 312 00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:32,176 Ryan: You still work here, too? Score. 313 00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:35,379 - Yep, 'til rhian's next psychotic break. 314 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:37,047 - Just a little hair of the dog. 315 00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:41,619 You okay? - Yeah! I'm just... 316 00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:44,122 Not really feeling lobster palooza this year, that's all. 317 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:46,124 - Feel bad for the beady-eyed suckers, eh? 318 00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:48,526 Silent screaming thing they do when they boil? 319 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,529 - Um... It's really more about the whole weekend 320 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,898 I was left here, thing. But-- 321 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:55,466 - Haven't been able to stop thinking about 322 00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:57,201 What you said the other night. 323 00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:59,670 - That if you had to throw up, you should do it in the sink. 324 00:13:59,805 --> 00:14:01,606 - About us finding out who your bio mom is! 325 00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:04,675 - I uh... Actually put out a couple feelers. 326 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,211 I ordered one of those genetic testing kit things 327 00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:08,879 And talked to terry. 328 00:14:08,915 --> 00:14:11,148 He's gonna run a dna search through the police database. 329 00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:13,484 It'd only be a match if my bio-parents were criminals, 330 00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:15,753 But fingers crossed? 331 00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:17,354 - Well, I can help search, too. 332 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,156 Leave no stone unturned. 333 00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:21,092 Like detectives who are also brothers. 334 00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:23,027 - Ryan-- - one has a drinking problem. 335 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:25,229 - Oh my god. - I'd watch that show. 336 00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,365 - Ryan, look, I really appreciate the help. 337 00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,434 - No, sammy, I get it. 338 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,469 You see me as the least competent person you know. 339 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:33,871 And you're right. I definitely am. 340 00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:35,506 But don't forget, 341 00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:37,508 I was the one that found you on that porch. 342 00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:39,911 I was there first. I'm the missing link. 343 00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,812 - (scoffs) 344 00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:44,715 Actually, the term missing link denotes uh... 345 00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:46,184 An extinct primate that-- 346 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,386 - You went to university, we get it. 347 00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:52,790 - You really wanna help? I got an idea. 348 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:57,362 Lidia: Ugh! - It's broken. I give up. 349 00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,664 - You've seriously never cleaned this place before? 350 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,833 (spray hisses) it's impressive. 351 00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:05,669 - No one cared before terry. If they did, I didn't care. 352 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,939 It really bugs me that he thinks I'm a slob. 353 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,374 - Oh, because you love him. 354 00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:12,743 - He should love me! Carpet mold and all. 355 00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:14,745 - Does terry wear glasses? 356 00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:16,613 - No, those are josh's. - Who's josh? 357 00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:18,649 - Uh, this guy I slept with for a while. 358 00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:20,484 He was really into slasher movies 359 00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:22,219 In a way that made me nervous. 360 00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:24,188 - Did it ever occur to you that maybe terry's upset 361 00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:26,090 Because this apartment is a graveyard 362 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,159 Of broken relationships? - Men are so weird. 363 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:30,461 - Oh yeah, says the serial dater 364 00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,630 Who keeps trophies from her victims. 365 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:34,966 - I don't know why I've held on to this stuff for so long. 366 00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:37,635 It's just proof of all my bad decisions. 367 00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:40,738 Speaking of bad decisions, 368 00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:44,575 Are we really not talking about your nocturnal sex-capade? 369 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,444 (items clinks) 370 00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:48,779 What? - It was incredible. Ha, ha! 371 00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:50,148 Both times. 372 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,250 - You broke your post-daniel seal, I'm proud of you. 373 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,286 - There's a "but" coming. 374 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:58,255 - Not that I haven't dated my fair share of bad boys. 375 00:15:58,257 --> 00:16:01,658 - Don't worry, it was a one-time thing. I think. 376 00:16:01,695 --> 00:16:03,694 I asked him to leave this morning. 377 00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:06,197 Hope I didn't hurt his feelings. 378 00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:07,932 - Well, I'm sure he's back at his biker lair 379 00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:09,333 Journaling about it, right now. 380 00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:11,235 - You think he thinks I'm slutty? 381 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:12,903 - Who cares what he thinks? 382 00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:14,939 - I don't know why I'm asking you for advice. 383 00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:16,340 You screwed pee-wee herman. 384 00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:18,509 - Which is why I am an expert on random hook-ups. 385 00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:20,345 Screwing him is one thing. 386 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,880 Getting into business with him is next-level risky. 387 00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:26,284 - I'm not in business with him, it's just a reno! 388 00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:27,952 Plus, I've been jonesing to lay 389 00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:29,887 Sweet, moroccan tiles in a bathroom. 390 00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:31,489 Maybe taking them up on to the wall. 391 00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,358 - For the love of god, do not do that terrible, 392 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,159 High-pitched squealy thing you used to do in high school 393 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,361 When you had a crush on a guy. - What thing? 394 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:40,631 I didn't do a thing. Ugh, god! What is this? A chocolate-- 395 00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,867 - Hockey puck! Melty mark! 396 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:46,237 Oh, bad at birthday gifts. Great at oral. 397 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,707 - You need to examine this. 398 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:54,212 ♪♪♪ 399 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,180 - Mmm. 400 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:58,749 Nom, nom, nom. 401 00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:00,350 - Anything? 402 00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:02,186 - I don't get how eating this delicious lobster 403 00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,055 Is gonna help us find your bio mom. 404 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,924 Not that I'm complaining. - It's called senso-biography. 405 00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:09,660 By recreating sense memories from the day that you found me, 406 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:12,997 We might be able to trigger you know, some details, 407 00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:14,198 You might've forgotten. 408 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,334 - Like a scavenger hunt in my mind. 409 00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:18,302 - Exactly! Okay, let's start with the location. 410 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,337 - Hmm. - This porch. 411 00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:22,239 - Do it. 412 00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:28,112 (light tap) - okay. (sighs) 413 00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:29,747 Winds outta the east that day. - East. 414 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,782 - Nope. East. 415 00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:34,018 Moonshine woulda been at capacity. 416 00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,986 (phone beeps on, upbeat music plays) 417 00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:37,555 (indistinct chatter) take a deep breath in. 418 00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,290 - (inhales) - exhale. 419 00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:41,391 - (exhales deeply) 420 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:44,629 - What do you see? - Total darkness. 421 00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:47,231 - In your memory, ry! - Oh! Right! 422 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,435 It was hot. 423 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,504 I was coming up from the beach with my trusty bong, 424 00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:55,272 Le grand orange, 425 00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,909 And then, I heard a baby cry. 426 00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:01,379 I came to the porch, and there you were. 427 00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,614 Cute as a button. 428 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,916 - Okay, that's good. That's really good. 429 00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:07,585 Now, look around. 430 00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:09,787 Did you maybe see anyone else? 431 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,789 Maybe someone who looks like me? 432 00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:13,791 - You mean drop-dead handsome, with the best hair on the cove? 433 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,827 No! I would for sure remember that. 434 00:18:19,398 --> 00:18:21,665 (warbled voice) baby sammy. 435 00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:23,867 Baby sammy, where are you? 436 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,405 Baby sammy... 437 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,475 Nora: It's come to my attention 438 00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:34,411 That I may be a serial relationship wrecker. 439 00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:36,881 It's got me thinking about taking a critical gaze 440 00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,749 Back at myself. 441 00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:41,018 I have started dating someone exclusively, 442 00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,753 Someone that I... 443 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,621 Love, 444 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:47,691 And I can already feel the cold winds of romantic doom. 445 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:50,761 So... I gotta ask my past, 446 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:55,332 How do I not screw this one up? 447 00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,102 Okay... 448 00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:01,439 Duck bong guy. Kevin? 449 00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:04,775 Or... Carl? 450 00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:07,578 Can't remember your name, 451 00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:10,447 But I do remember getting so high I thought I was dying. 452 00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:12,917 (call indicator beeps) where did we go wrong? 453 00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:14,451 (call indicator beeps) 454 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,921 Oh, uh... 455 00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:19,257 (clicks line) hello, you're on the air. 456 00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:21,191 Calvin: Nora? It's me, calvin. 457 00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:23,194 Duck bong guy! (laughs) 458 00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:25,529 - Holy shit, that's it. Calvin! 459 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,465 - I just had to call in, to tell you, 460 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,667 You were an awesome girlfriend. 461 00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:33,137 - But I broke your heart. I used you for weed! 462 00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:35,206 I never visited you in jail once! 463 00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:37,575 - Nah, man, you said the funniest stuff. 464 00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:40,178 And you had like, a bed. You were the love of my life. 465 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,746 - No shit. 466 00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:43,814 - I never miss your show, so I was wondering 467 00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:45,416 If I could get my duck bong back? 468 00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:47,351 I don't know, maybe borrow some money? 469 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,486 I'm kinda between places right now, which is, 470 00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:51,655 You know, not uncommon. - Thank you, calvin. 471 00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:54,425 An eye-opening glimpse into my past. 472 00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:57,027 The takeaway, I was not the problem. 473 00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:58,395 That time. 474 00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:03,400 Oh! Douchebag doug! 475 00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:08,372 You loved frappuccinos and telling me how to drive. 476 00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:10,907 You listening? 477 00:20:10,944 --> 00:20:13,110 (tires rumble and stop, door opens) 478 00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:14,478 (rock music plays in distance) 479 00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:18,149 (door shuts) 480 00:20:18,151 --> 00:20:19,850 Lidia: Hey. 481 00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,418 - Are those for me? 482 00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:23,854 - Yeah, we didn't get to have breakfast and um... 483 00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:25,555 I wanted to apologize. 484 00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:29,092 - Okay? 485 00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:31,996 - You don't think I was blowing you off. 486 00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:34,598 Uh, it just got so weird. 487 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:37,034 My kids and my mom, and all that and... 488 00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:38,635 Those. 489 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:46,177 I don't usually do what we did last night. 490 00:20:46,179 --> 00:20:48,412 - That's a shame. You're really good at it. 491 00:20:48,547 --> 00:20:52,115 - Anyway, uh, I just want to make sure we're cool. 492 00:20:54,988 --> 00:20:56,787 - We're cool. 493 00:20:58,024 --> 00:20:59,824 - Cool. 494 00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:02,159 - Just one more thing. - Hmm? 495 00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:04,862 - Don't forget to get met that quote for my garage reno. 496 00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:07,064 - Yes. Right, the quote. I will get you that. 497 00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:09,500 Next week. Right now, I just have my hands full 498 00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:12,503 With uh... Passing out on beaches. 499 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:14,438 And lobster-palooza. 500 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:16,974 It's this thing the moonshine does every year. 501 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:19,543 Uh, involving lobster, obviously. 502 00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:23,314 - Maybe I'll swing by. 503 00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:25,649 - Oh, yes. Yeah! 504 00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:28,018 You totally should. Okay. 505 00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:32,990 Uh, I'm just wondering how to end this interaction. 506 00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:35,059 - (laughs) - is this like a hug or... 507 00:21:35,061 --> 00:21:36,660 Like a handshake? Ooh, a fist bump? 508 00:21:39,232 --> 00:21:44,669 ♪♪♪ 509 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,503 (sighs) 510 00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:49,873 That works. - (chuckles lightly) 511 00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:53,511 - Okay. - Thank you for the muffins. 512 00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:55,345 - Welcome! 513 00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:59,483 (hushed) yeah! (giggles) 514 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,619 (normal voice) oh, hey, robin. 515 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,293 ♪ I was lyin' on the grass 516 00:22:09,295 --> 00:22:11,962 ♪ on Sunday morning of last week ♪ 517 00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:14,464 ♪ indulging in my self-defeat 518 00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:19,637 ♪ my mind was thugged all laced and bugged ♪ 519 00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:22,172 ♪ all twisted wrong and beat ♪ 520 00:22:22,208 --> 00:22:24,542 ♪ uncomfortable in three feet deep ♪ 521 00:22:27,246 --> 00:22:29,647 ♪ now the fuzzy stare from not being there ♪ 522 00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:31,181 ♪ the confusing morning week 523 00:22:31,317 --> 00:22:32,683 - Boo! - Oh, hi! 524 00:22:32,752 --> 00:22:34,618 - Did katie show? How many drink tickets have we sold? 525 00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:36,754 Is my antenna crooked? - Oh, trust me, she'll show. 526 00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:38,956 If there's one thing I know about thirsty katie, 527 00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:41,258 It is physically impossible for her to pass up free booze. 528 00:22:41,260 --> 00:22:44,327 - I hope you're right. And that she doesn't still hate you. 529 00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:46,597 - What? Why would katie hate me? 530 00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:48,465 - Oh... No, she doesn't. 531 00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:50,467 Never mind, forget I said anything. 532 00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,937 - No, can't just say that and then not elaborate. 533 00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:54,605 - Okay, fine. 534 00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:57,140 She hated you in high school 535 00:22:57,176 --> 00:22:59,276 Because she was in love with joel frasier, 536 00:22:59,345 --> 00:23:01,511 And you were in love with joel frasier, 537 00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:04,047 And joel frasier was in love with you. 538 00:23:04,117 --> 00:23:06,083 - Oh. This is crazy. We were kids. 539 00:23:06,085 --> 00:23:08,753 They're happily married now. While I'm... 540 00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:10,554 Separated, barefoot, 541 00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:12,622 And praying my one-night-stand shows up. 542 00:23:12,624 --> 00:23:14,992 - (sighs) - did katie really not like me? 543 00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:17,862 - No one did, lidia. - What?! 544 00:23:17,864 --> 00:23:19,964 Why? 545 00:23:20,099 --> 00:23:22,399 - Probably because you got all the guys. 546 00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:24,869 - But that's not fair. It's not my fault I'm delightful. 547 00:23:25,004 --> 00:23:26,837 - Tell me when the eagle has landed. 548 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:30,307 I have got to pee, and it is not going to be easy. 549 00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:31,709 - Look-- - oscar! 550 00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:33,610 - Yeah? - You are on zipper duty. 551 00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:37,748 - Full stream ahead. - There you go. 552 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,950 ♪ now the funny glare to pay a gleaming tare ♪ 553 00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:41,985 ♪ in a staring under heat 554 00:23:42,054 --> 00:23:43,921 ♪ involved in under usual feat ♪ 555 00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,856 - When someone says they'll maybe swing by, 556 00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:48,225 Is that a commitment to coming, a 50-50 chance they'll show, 557 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:50,794 Or just empty words? - Means they'll maybe swing by. 558 00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:53,731 One-time thing, huh. - Fine. 559 00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:55,565 You worry about your playlist. 560 00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:57,668 - Every 90's hit no one wants to hear. 561 00:23:57,670 --> 00:24:00,204 ♪ I know it's up for me - ah! 562 00:24:00,339 --> 00:24:02,405 ♪ if you steal my sunshine 563 00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:05,142 Yay! Ha, ha, you made it! Welcome back. 564 00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:07,411 - You remember my husband, joel. 565 00:24:07,413 --> 00:24:10,247 - Oh yeah. - It's great to see you, joel. 566 00:24:10,382 --> 00:24:12,783 Okay, you two are my vips. 567 00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:15,585 So, just step back, relax, 568 00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:18,188 Really get the whole moonshine experience. 569 00:24:18,191 --> 00:24:19,656 - Does that include a working toilet? 570 00:24:19,658 --> 00:24:21,625 - Ha, ha. - I can't. 571 00:24:21,694 --> 00:24:23,627 I'm gonna pass on the food. 572 00:24:23,629 --> 00:24:25,629 Mama wants to get her buzz on tonight. 573 00:24:25,631 --> 00:24:27,965 - Well, we will keep those coolers flowin'! 574 00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:29,533 Cheers, bitch. (bottles clink) 575 00:24:29,668 --> 00:24:31,167 ♪ keeping dumb and built to beat ♪ 576 00:24:31,204 --> 00:24:32,636 ♪ if you steal my sunshine 577 00:24:32,672 --> 00:24:34,604 Way sweeter than I remember. 578 00:24:36,375 --> 00:24:38,542 - Katie! So glad that you could make it. 579 00:24:38,677 --> 00:24:40,277 ♪ my sunshine 580 00:24:40,313 --> 00:24:41,712 - Hmm! Rhian, right? 581 00:24:41,714 --> 00:24:43,680 - That's right. - Long time. 582 00:24:43,682 --> 00:24:45,482 Wow, that is quite the outfit. 583 00:24:45,518 --> 00:24:47,150 - Yeah, it's hard to know where to look. 584 00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:49,286 - Well, lobster-palooza wouldn't be lobster-palooza 585 00:24:49,322 --> 00:24:51,221 Without larissa the lobster. 586 00:24:51,224 --> 00:24:52,856 She honours the spirits of the all the lobsters 587 00:24:52,859 --> 00:24:54,791 We've slaughtered over the years. 588 00:24:54,861 --> 00:24:57,828 So, tell me, hobbies, interests? 589 00:24:57,830 --> 00:24:59,663 I enjoy small engine repair 590 00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:01,464 And strategic board games with my lover. 591 00:25:01,501 --> 00:25:02,933 - Oh, okay. 592 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:04,668 (c+c music factory: "gonna make you sweat") 593 00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:07,304 Nora: Woo! - O...M...G, 594 00:25:07,439 --> 00:25:09,172 This is my jam! 595 00:25:09,208 --> 00:25:11,008 - Oh, that's right, you choreographed a dance 596 00:25:11,077 --> 00:25:13,476 The senior girls had to do every year in gym class. 597 00:25:13,513 --> 00:25:14,745 Do you remember it? 598 00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:17,248 - It's hammer time. 599 00:25:17,383 --> 00:25:18,916 Lidia: On the dance floor. Now. 600 00:25:18,918 --> 00:25:20,684 - No, me dancing was not a part of the deal. 601 00:25:20,686 --> 00:25:22,452 - I scrubbed your toilet, bitch! 602 00:25:22,488 --> 00:25:24,221 - Ugh! Fine! 603 00:25:24,223 --> 00:25:27,124 ♪♪♪ 604 00:25:27,259 --> 00:25:29,559 Katie: Girls, follow me to the dance floor! 605 00:25:29,561 --> 00:25:31,895 ♪♪♪ 606 00:25:31,898 --> 00:25:34,331 ♪ give me the music 607 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,567 ♪ everybody dance now 608 00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:42,906 ♪♪♪ 609 00:25:42,909 --> 00:25:45,041 ♪ everybody dance now 610 00:25:45,077 --> 00:25:46,777 - That went well, but that thing you said earlier 611 00:25:46,846 --> 00:25:48,712 About the girls not liking me in high school-- 612 00:25:48,748 --> 00:25:50,714 - Natch, the time for tears. 613 00:25:50,716 --> 00:25:52,783 - I just think we have different versions 614 00:25:52,785 --> 00:25:55,418 Of what went down back then. - Don't believe me? Ask nora. 615 00:25:56,589 --> 00:25:58,421 ♪ yeah 616 00:25:58,457 --> 00:25:59,924 ♪ yeah 617 00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:01,758 ♪ everybody 618 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,794 Lidia: Hey, so weird question. You're probably gonna be like, 619 00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:05,996 "what? That's so crazy. Don't be crazy, lidia." 620 00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:07,965 Um, but rhian was under the impression 621 00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:09,967 That none of the girls in high school liked me. 622 00:26:10,102 --> 00:26:12,970 That's like totally insane, right? 623 00:26:13,039 --> 00:26:14,671 - No, that's accurate. - Oh. 624 00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:18,208 - Shake your money maker! Woo! 625 00:26:19,745 --> 00:26:23,079 - Just because joel frasier had a crush on me? 626 00:26:23,115 --> 00:26:25,682 So unfair. Frankly un-feminist. 627 00:26:25,751 --> 00:26:27,684 - Well, I was under the impression it was because 628 00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:29,753 You were an uptight, overzealous, nit-picking, 629 00:26:29,755 --> 00:26:32,222 Skinny, blonde bitch. Not my words. 630 00:26:32,224 --> 00:26:34,058 - Skinny? 631 00:26:34,060 --> 00:26:36,126 ♪ move ♪ step to the right 632 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:38,561 - Oh god. You think that's why gale hasn't shown up? 633 00:26:38,598 --> 00:26:39,663 - Oh god. 634 00:26:39,798 --> 00:26:41,632 - You think he thinks I'm uptight? 635 00:26:41,634 --> 00:26:43,367 But I'm way more likeable now, right? 636 00:26:43,502 --> 00:26:44,702 - Um... 637 00:26:44,837 --> 00:26:46,804 - I really think I've mellowed since high school. 638 00:26:46,806 --> 00:26:49,439 Like, on a scale of 1 to zen-- - yeah. 639 00:26:49,475 --> 00:26:52,742 - I'm what like...Uh, an 8? - Uh... 640 00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:54,711 - Hey, do not running man away from me 641 00:26:54,780 --> 00:26:56,513 When I'm talking to you, nora! 642 00:26:56,515 --> 00:26:59,116 ♪ move you, sweat (crowd cheering) 643 00:26:59,185 --> 00:27:01,118 ♪ sweat 644 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,853 ♪ let the music take control 645 00:27:02,988 --> 00:27:05,622 (crowd cheering) ♪ let the rhythm move you 646 00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:09,125 - Didn't know it was possible for a lobster to... Twerk. 647 00:27:09,161 --> 00:27:11,061 - Is it wrong to slip a pregnant woman 648 00:27:11,097 --> 00:27:13,229 A sleeping pill, just to make it stop? 649 00:27:14,533 --> 00:27:16,200 (indistinct chatter) 650 00:27:16,202 --> 00:27:18,101 (music plays in background) 651 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:22,072 (lipstick case rattles) 652 00:27:22,108 --> 00:27:24,074 (toilet flushes) 653 00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:28,545 Katie: It's party time! - Ha, ha. 654 00:27:28,547 --> 00:27:30,948 - Oh, my god, that was amazing. 655 00:27:32,218 --> 00:27:34,218 - Yeah. - Ah. 656 00:27:34,353 --> 00:27:35,785 (can rattles) 657 00:27:36,822 --> 00:27:38,621 (hairspray hisses) 658 00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:41,791 (chokes, coughs) katie: Oh my god, 659 00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:45,996 I am having flashbacks to our senior prom after party. 660 00:27:46,065 --> 00:27:48,365 Remember I did that keg stand on the wharf 661 00:27:48,367 --> 00:27:50,100 And my bikini top fell off? 662 00:27:50,136 --> 00:27:51,969 - Yeah, you kept chuggin' like a champ. 663 00:27:52,104 --> 00:27:55,371 - Powered through with my tits out. (laughs) 664 00:27:55,408 --> 00:27:58,041 Ah, I can't believe that was over 20 years ago. 665 00:27:58,044 --> 00:28:00,077 Shit, we're old. 666 00:28:01,847 --> 00:28:04,314 - Don't you kinda secretly feel like 667 00:28:04,316 --> 00:28:06,449 We're just getting started, though? 668 00:28:06,485 --> 00:28:08,485 At least, that's what I tell myself when I'm awake at 4 a.M. 669 00:28:08,554 --> 00:28:10,987 Questioning my life choices. 670 00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:12,989 - Things are actually great with me. 671 00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:15,592 Number one realtor on the south shore. 672 00:28:15,728 --> 00:28:19,196 Joel and I are having the best sex of our marriage. 673 00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:20,597 - Hmm. 674 00:28:20,733 --> 00:28:22,465 - The kids mostly just stay in their rooms. 675 00:28:22,501 --> 00:28:24,467 But I finally got to the bottom of my food allergies. 676 00:28:24,503 --> 00:28:26,136 - Gluten? - Tree nuts. 677 00:28:26,272 --> 00:28:27,704 - Oh! 678 00:28:27,707 --> 00:28:29,139 Huh... 679 00:28:30,743 --> 00:28:32,675 Katie, listen, 680 00:28:32,712 --> 00:28:35,145 If I ever did or said anything in high school 681 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,847 That hurt your feelings, I'm really sorry. 682 00:28:38,917 --> 00:28:40,850 Women need to support each other 683 00:28:40,886 --> 00:28:42,786 We should never let a man come between us. 684 00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:46,690 - We were all assholes in high school, right. 685 00:28:46,759 --> 00:28:49,726 But I agree, 100 percent. - Hmm. 686 00:28:49,729 --> 00:28:52,328 - Girl power! - (gasps) gale! Be right back. 687 00:28:52,364 --> 00:28:54,430 (motorcycle rumbles) 688 00:28:55,601 --> 00:28:57,367 (reggae music plays) 689 00:28:57,403 --> 00:29:01,305 ♪♪♪ 690 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,440 (rumbles by) 691 00:29:06,912 --> 00:29:09,680 (water rippling, indistinct chatter) 692 00:29:09,682 --> 00:29:11,848 - I didn't think you were gonna show. 693 00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:14,384 - What, and miss all this? - (giggles) 694 00:29:14,386 --> 00:29:16,586 - Nice crowd. - Yeah, thank god. 695 00:29:16,622 --> 00:29:18,188 We really need the money. 696 00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:19,856 (sighs) 697 00:29:19,992 --> 00:29:21,891 - So, our little uh, drug smuggling deal 698 00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:23,927 Didn't solve your cashflow problem? 699 00:29:23,929 --> 00:29:26,196 - Just enough to fix the septic. 700 00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:29,399 - (sharp inhale, clears throat) 701 00:29:29,401 --> 00:29:31,401 Seems like a nice place to stay the weekend. 702 00:29:31,403 --> 00:29:33,536 - Oh yeah? You uh... 703 00:29:33,572 --> 00:29:35,405 Thinkin' of a staycation? 704 00:29:35,474 --> 00:29:37,874 - Depends who's asking. - Oh. 705 00:29:38,010 --> 00:29:40,344 I could probably get you a deal but... 706 00:29:40,479 --> 00:29:42,746 You might have to sleep with one of the owners. 707 00:29:42,748 --> 00:29:44,747 - Hmm. 708 00:29:45,818 --> 00:29:47,551 Your sister's pretty hot. 709 00:29:47,553 --> 00:29:49,186 I mean, you could crack her open, 710 00:29:49,255 --> 00:29:51,554 Dip her in some garlic butter. - (giggles) 711 00:29:51,590 --> 00:29:57,894 ♪♪♪ 712 00:29:57,963 --> 00:29:59,996 (footsteps crunch) 713 00:30:01,333 --> 00:30:03,934 That thing belongs in a dumpster. 714 00:30:03,936 --> 00:30:05,836 Oh, it's full of dust mites. 715 00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:07,871 And asbestos. 716 00:30:08,006 --> 00:30:09,840 - (pants) 717 00:30:09,975 --> 00:30:11,608 I'll flip it. 718 00:30:11,610 --> 00:30:14,444 - We flipped that mattress 50 times! 719 00:30:14,513 --> 00:30:16,713 It's time to let it go, hun. - I can't! 720 00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:20,584 You, me, and this mattress, is the best threesome 721 00:30:20,586 --> 00:30:22,519 I ever had. - Give it a rest! 722 00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:25,455 Just for a minute. - Okay then, um... 723 00:30:25,590 --> 00:30:27,324 I'm gonna go down to the beach and-- 724 00:30:27,459 --> 00:30:28,992 - And before you know it, it's 3:00 a.M., 725 00:30:29,127 --> 00:30:30,794 And we're pickin' up empties, 726 00:30:30,796 --> 00:30:32,929 And drivin' home drunks that don't leave. 727 00:30:32,965 --> 00:30:37,000 I realize we're not in the same place with retirement, 728 00:30:37,002 --> 00:30:39,336 And that's okay, 729 00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:41,137 We're different people. - Yeah. 730 00:30:41,173 --> 00:30:44,140 - We don't have to do everything together. 731 00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:46,142 Tabata, zumba, 732 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:49,012 Whatever else people are doing not to die early these days. 733 00:30:50,549 --> 00:30:52,949 Just as long as we always end up in the same bed at night. 734 00:30:54,220 --> 00:30:56,152 That's all I ask. 735 00:31:00,492 --> 00:31:01,958 (footsteps thud) 736 00:31:03,896 --> 00:31:05,495 Crystal: Well, since I'm unemployed now, 737 00:31:05,564 --> 00:31:08,031 I figured that I better come up with a new income stream. 738 00:31:08,166 --> 00:31:09,866 - Strong call, babe. 739 00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:11,301 Wait 'til these guys get sloppy, 740 00:31:11,337 --> 00:31:13,369 Then detect your way to some buried treasure. 741 00:31:13,405 --> 00:31:15,772 - Best 13th birthday present, ever! 742 00:31:15,908 --> 00:31:17,974 It was my mom's fencing days. She gave me a choice 743 00:31:18,010 --> 00:31:20,777 Between a metal detector or bolt cutters. 744 00:31:20,913 --> 00:31:22,178 No contest! 745 00:31:22,314 --> 00:31:25,015 Metal detector, gift that keeps on giving, baby! 746 00:31:25,084 --> 00:31:27,684 - Ah. - (detector whines) ooh! 747 00:31:29,154 --> 00:31:31,255 Oh, cream soda. - Meh. 748 00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:32,789 (cheering in distance) 749 00:31:34,093 --> 00:31:35,992 Crystal: Look at katie, 750 00:31:36,061 --> 00:31:37,961 She is not that much older than me, 751 00:31:38,096 --> 00:31:41,131 And she is foxton's number one realtor. 752 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:42,833 (katie whooping in distance) 753 00:31:42,968 --> 00:31:45,001 I don't know why it just comes easy to some. 754 00:31:45,037 --> 00:31:47,270 - Dharma. It's like your purpose, right? 755 00:31:47,273 --> 00:31:50,873 - Yeah, well I mean like, your... Your guiding force. 756 00:31:50,910 --> 00:31:52,208 Your north star. 757 00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:54,344 The thing that only you can do. 758 00:31:56,382 --> 00:31:58,281 - Wish I could find some dharma to help sammy 759 00:31:58,284 --> 00:32:01,017 Find his bio mom. - What? Ry! 760 00:32:01,053 --> 00:32:03,353 You can't find dharma. 761 00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:06,022 Dharma... Finds you. 762 00:32:06,058 --> 00:32:07,991 (metal detector whines) 763 00:32:09,962 --> 00:32:12,763 (lighter snicks, water bubbles) 764 00:32:12,765 --> 00:32:14,497 (metal detector whines) 765 00:32:16,702 --> 00:32:18,701 (long exhale) 766 00:32:18,737 --> 00:32:22,339 ♪♪♪ 767 00:32:22,474 --> 00:32:24,240 (lighter snicks, water bubbles) 768 00:32:24,310 --> 00:32:29,579 ♪♪♪ 769 00:32:29,648 --> 00:32:32,149 ♪♪♪ 770 00:32:32,151 --> 00:32:34,384 (lighter snicks, water bubbles) 771 00:32:34,420 --> 00:32:35,785 ♪♪♪ 772 00:32:35,821 --> 00:32:38,054 Ryan: (softly) hi. I'm ryan. 773 00:32:38,190 --> 00:32:42,726 ♪♪♪ 774 00:32:42,861 --> 00:32:44,127 How are you doing? 775 00:32:45,497 --> 00:32:48,065 You're safe, okay? - Ryan. 776 00:32:50,268 --> 00:32:51,868 Ryan! (slaps hand) 777 00:32:51,937 --> 00:32:53,803 What are you doing? - Moose knuckle. 778 00:32:53,839 --> 00:32:55,072 - Huh? 779 00:32:55,207 --> 00:32:57,708 Moose knuckle! It's where I found you! 780 00:32:57,843 --> 00:33:04,748 ♪♪♪ 781 00:33:04,817 --> 00:33:12,689 ♪♪♪ 782 00:33:12,691 --> 00:33:14,357 Moose knuckle. 783 00:33:15,861 --> 00:33:17,627 - (sighs) 784 00:33:17,629 --> 00:33:23,500 ♪♪♪ 785 00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:25,402 (beer sloshes) 786 00:33:25,537 --> 00:33:27,537 - This is stupid. Help me up. - No, no, two minutes. 787 00:33:27,539 --> 00:33:29,739 Two more minutes. You see in the boat, 788 00:33:29,808 --> 00:33:31,875 He's a little baby. 789 00:33:31,877 --> 00:33:34,310 He's crying, he's a little baby in a boat. 790 00:33:34,346 --> 00:33:36,680 He's a baby in a boat, and he's cute. 791 00:33:36,815 --> 00:33:38,448 He's a baby burrito in a boat. 792 00:33:38,484 --> 00:33:41,084 Ah! Come on, come on, come on! 793 00:33:41,219 --> 00:33:43,253 (paper crinkles) - ryan... 794 00:33:43,388 --> 00:33:45,255 Look! 795 00:33:47,893 --> 00:33:49,192 Ryan: What is that? 796 00:33:50,996 --> 00:33:53,597 - Yo, yo, yo, yo! - Thank you. 797 00:33:53,732 --> 00:33:55,164 - You're welcome. 798 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,133 ♪ things that you wanna find ♪ 799 00:33:57,169 --> 00:33:59,469 - Look at this, custom leather pants, like crack. 800 00:33:59,604 --> 00:34:01,471 Ooh, ooh, ooh. Delish. 801 00:34:01,507 --> 00:34:04,674 - From what I hear, drug smuggling's the least of it. 802 00:34:04,810 --> 00:34:06,976 This guy's got his fingers in all kinds of dirty pies. 803 00:34:07,046 --> 00:34:09,145 - I wish he'd take his finger out of lidia's dirty pie. 804 00:34:09,181 --> 00:34:10,880 - Spoken like a champ. 805 00:34:11,016 --> 00:34:12,549 ♪ I'll be everything you need ♪ 806 00:34:12,684 --> 00:34:14,417 ♪ if you don't love me I will set you free ♪ 807 00:34:14,486 --> 00:34:16,652 - Okay... Wow. - I take that back. 808 00:34:18,356 --> 00:34:20,223 - Listen, I know that I have been with 809 00:34:20,358 --> 00:34:22,526 Lots of other guys in my time 810 00:34:22,528 --> 00:34:24,094 And there may be remnants of said hook-ups 811 00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:26,096 That I've just been too busy to-- 812 00:34:26,231 --> 00:34:28,164 - Nora, you don't need to explain your past to me. 813 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,032 - No, I know. I want to. 814 00:34:30,069 --> 00:34:32,435 In case you're worried. - I'm not. 815 00:34:32,438 --> 00:34:34,704 - Okay. 816 00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:36,239 - Okay. 817 00:34:36,374 --> 00:34:39,209 ♪♪♪ 818 00:34:39,211 --> 00:34:41,144 Nora: God, I hope I don't have to wear 819 00:34:41,279 --> 00:34:43,045 A leather bridesmaid dress. 820 00:34:45,084 --> 00:34:46,650 (exhales) 821 00:34:46,785 --> 00:34:48,518 (box scrapes on wood) 822 00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:49,953 - Got it. 823 00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:51,321 - Hoo. 824 00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:54,190 (lid creaks) ryan: Oh! 825 00:34:55,894 --> 00:34:57,160 Mine! 826 00:34:58,830 --> 00:35:00,196 (both gasp) 827 00:35:00,232 --> 00:35:02,465 - Jeezy! 828 00:35:02,534 --> 00:35:04,033 (paper crinkles) 829 00:35:04,069 --> 00:35:06,470 (sniffs deeply) oh, smells like you. 830 00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:08,738 And socks. 831 00:35:08,807 --> 00:35:10,340 (paper crinkling) 832 00:35:16,081 --> 00:35:17,814 - It's the letter she left with me. 833 00:35:17,816 --> 00:35:25,121 ♪♪♪ 834 00:35:25,124 --> 00:35:26,756 Sammy: A fish with wheels. 835 00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:30,260 It's gotta mean something. 836 00:35:30,262 --> 00:35:34,697 ♪♪♪ 837 00:35:34,733 --> 00:35:37,433 ♪ come with me 838 00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:39,235 ♪ come with me, yeah 839 00:35:39,271 --> 00:35:41,571 ♪ I'll be everything you need ♪ 840 00:35:41,607 --> 00:35:43,173 ♪ yeah 841 00:35:43,308 --> 00:35:46,176 - Who's that guy? - Oh, joel frasier. 842 00:35:46,311 --> 00:35:49,346 The not so better half of our guest of honour. 843 00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:51,581 Foxton's real estate power couple. 844 00:35:51,583 --> 00:35:52,982 - Hmm. 845 00:35:53,018 --> 00:35:54,484 - He had a thing for me in high school. 846 00:35:54,619 --> 00:35:56,920 - Hmm. You plannin' on selling this place? 847 00:35:56,922 --> 00:35:59,055 'cause he's getting ready to list. 848 00:35:59,091 --> 00:36:01,257 - No, we're not. 849 00:36:01,326 --> 00:36:05,595 ♪♪♪ 850 00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:11,401 ♪♪♪ 851 00:36:11,470 --> 00:36:13,636 (camera clicks) 852 00:36:15,474 --> 00:36:17,607 - Whatcha doin' there, joel? 853 00:36:17,643 --> 00:36:19,609 - Uh... Instagram? 854 00:36:19,645 --> 00:36:22,345 - Bit weird posting our property lines, dontcha think? 855 00:36:22,347 --> 00:36:24,481 - Guys scoot together. I'll get a photo. That's nice. 856 00:36:24,483 --> 00:36:26,516 Katie: What are you three up to? 857 00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:29,686 - Joel's our uh... Event photographer, I see. 858 00:36:29,755 --> 00:36:31,387 - Ah! (laughs) 859 00:36:31,423 --> 00:36:33,823 You're so funny, lidia! 860 00:36:33,859 --> 00:36:35,692 So much funnier than I remember. 861 00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:36,926 - Uh huh. Hmm. 862 00:36:36,995 --> 00:36:38,495 Joel? Care to comment? 863 00:36:38,630 --> 00:36:40,830 - Uh, okay, I'll handle this, 864 00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:42,398 Just like I handle everything else. 865 00:36:42,434 --> 00:36:45,168 - Garlic butter's off the hook this year. You wanna try some? 866 00:36:45,170 --> 00:36:47,203 Katie: Lidia, I didn't want this to come out today, 867 00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:49,071 Because we were having such a blast. 868 00:36:49,107 --> 00:36:50,573 - This is getting fun. 869 00:36:50,576 --> 00:36:52,709 - But if you wanna go there-- - I do. 870 00:36:52,844 --> 00:36:55,645 - Okay, fine. Foxton has the potential 871 00:36:55,714 --> 00:36:58,014 To be a world-class destination. 872 00:36:59,518 --> 00:37:01,317 You know why it's not? 873 00:37:01,386 --> 00:37:03,853 'cause right smack dab in the centre of it, 874 00:37:03,889 --> 00:37:06,389 On the best stretch of beachfront property, 875 00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:08,991 Is a shitty-ass trailer park. 876 00:37:09,027 --> 00:37:11,494 - Idyllic, oceanside campground. 877 00:37:11,496 --> 00:37:14,163 - Everyone in this town knows 878 00:37:14,199 --> 00:37:15,332 That the moonshine is broke. 879 00:37:15,467 --> 00:37:17,333 It's only a matter of time... - (nora laughs) 880 00:37:17,402 --> 00:37:19,135 - ...Before this dump is on the auction block, 881 00:37:19,271 --> 00:37:21,071 And then, it's katie to the rescue. 882 00:37:21,073 --> 00:37:23,339 - Katie and joel. - I know people, okay. 883 00:37:23,408 --> 00:37:25,875 Developers with cash. 884 00:37:25,877 --> 00:37:28,745 And I will make sure that this eyesore 885 00:37:28,747 --> 00:37:31,714 Is turned into a cruise ship-attracting, 886 00:37:32,818 --> 00:37:35,551 Elite, golden clam-worthy destination. 887 00:37:36,621 --> 00:37:38,755 Rhian: Ho-hold on, so that's why 888 00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:42,425 We weren't accepted into the business association. 889 00:37:42,427 --> 00:37:44,694 - That and I just don't like you. 890 00:37:44,730 --> 00:37:46,462 Or lidia. 891 00:37:47,633 --> 00:37:49,365 With your perfect hair. 892 00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:51,234 And legs. 893 00:37:51,303 --> 00:37:53,035 And nose. And teeth. 894 00:37:53,071 --> 00:37:54,737 - Okay, now you're just naming body parts. 895 00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:57,173 - When you left foxton, I actually like, 896 00:37:57,242 --> 00:37:59,709 Respected you for a hot second. 897 00:37:59,745 --> 00:38:01,911 But now look at you. 898 00:38:01,980 --> 00:38:03,579 Right back where you started. 899 00:38:04,983 --> 00:38:06,716 You can take the girls outta the trailer, 900 00:38:06,851 --> 00:38:09,285 But you're all still trash. 901 00:38:10,689 --> 00:38:13,189 (joel and katie laugh snidely) 902 00:38:13,191 --> 00:38:15,859 Lidia: Katie, just get the hell off our beach. 903 00:38:15,861 --> 00:38:17,493 - Or what? 904 00:38:17,495 --> 00:38:19,628 What are you gonna do, lidia? 905 00:38:19,665 --> 00:38:21,931 Screw my husband? (laughs) 906 00:38:21,967 --> 00:38:24,767 Go for it! Save me the 30 seconds. (laughs) 907 00:38:26,071 --> 00:38:28,038 (flame roars, hair sizzles) 908 00:38:28,173 --> 00:38:30,940 - Uh, katie, babe... You're on fire, babe. 909 00:38:30,976 --> 00:38:33,275 - I know! And I'm just gettin' started! 910 00:38:33,312 --> 00:38:34,811 Nora: Oh shit. 911 00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:36,613 Lidia: No, you're literally on fire. 912 00:38:36,615 --> 00:38:38,647 - Oh! Ah! (screams wildly) 913 00:38:41,119 --> 00:38:42,985 (butter splashes, sizzles) 914 00:38:44,756 --> 00:38:47,023 - (laughs) 915 00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:48,925 - That's hot. 916 00:38:48,994 --> 00:38:51,026 Rhian: So... 917 00:38:51,063 --> 00:38:52,528 Are we in? (chuckles) 918 00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:57,466 (water rippling) 919 00:39:01,807 --> 00:39:03,973 (birds chirp) 920 00:39:04,042 --> 00:39:05,441 (blue rodeo: "lost together") 921 00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:08,511 (hand pats) 922 00:39:08,513 --> 00:39:09,912 (confused exhale) 923 00:39:09,981 --> 00:39:12,415 (yawns) ken? 924 00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:18,254 ♪♪♪ 925 00:39:18,323 --> 00:39:20,055 (door clunks open) hun? 926 00:39:22,594 --> 00:39:24,461 (bea sighs) 927 00:39:28,734 --> 00:39:30,800 Sweet jesus. 928 00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:32,835 ♪ strange and beautiful are the stars tonight ♪ 929 00:39:36,341 --> 00:39:39,008 ♪ that dance around your head ♪ 930 00:39:39,077 --> 00:39:42,278 (snoring) 931 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:45,080 ♪ in your eyes I see that perfect world ♪ 932 00:39:48,620 --> 00:39:51,821 ♪ I hope that doesn't sound too weird ♪ 933 00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:53,823 (snores) 934 00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:58,828 ♪ and I want all the world to know ♪ 935 00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:04,366 ♪ that your love's all I need ♪ 936 00:40:04,403 --> 00:40:05,701 (clamp clicks) 937 00:40:05,737 --> 00:40:08,537 ♪ all that I need 938 00:40:11,777 --> 00:40:13,710 ♪ yeah, and if we're lost 939 00:40:13,845 --> 00:40:15,845 - (gasps) ooh! Ugh! (ring clatters) 940 00:40:17,682 --> 00:40:20,249 ♪ then we are lost together 941 00:40:23,388 --> 00:40:25,255 Crystal: Foxton high. 942 00:40:25,257 --> 00:40:26,555 ♪ yeah, if we're lost 943 00:40:29,161 --> 00:40:30,593 Well, hello, dharma. 944 00:40:30,662 --> 00:40:33,196 ♪ we are lost together 945 00:40:33,265 --> 00:40:36,899 ♪♪♪ 946 00:40:36,968 --> 00:40:38,635 Enjoy. 947 00:40:38,637 --> 00:40:44,674 ♪♪♪ 948 00:40:44,676 --> 00:40:50,146 ♪♪♪ 949 00:40:50,148 --> 00:40:51,815 (keys clack) 950 00:40:54,953 --> 00:40:56,552 (lawn mower sputters) 951 00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:02,892 (engine stops) 952 00:41:03,995 --> 00:41:05,294 (brake squeaks) 953 00:41:06,164 --> 00:41:07,797 - Okay, b-before you say anything, 954 00:41:07,866 --> 00:41:10,032 I know I said I'd help us get into the business association-- 955 00:41:10,034 --> 00:41:11,634 - We made more money yesterday 956 00:41:11,670 --> 00:41:13,736 Than we have in the history of lobster-palooza. 957 00:41:13,872 --> 00:41:15,738 And... 958 00:41:15,807 --> 00:41:19,542 You're looking at the newest member of the fcba. 959 00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:23,413 My clam is finally golden, bitches! 960 00:41:23,548 --> 00:41:25,682 (slaps hand sharply) 961 00:41:25,684 --> 00:41:27,951 (sighs) - what? How? 962 00:41:28,086 --> 00:41:29,852 - Thirsty katie resigned as president 963 00:41:29,855 --> 00:41:31,520 Of the association this morning. 964 00:41:31,556 --> 00:41:33,656 Her last order of official business 965 00:41:33,658 --> 00:41:36,392 Was to make sure the moonshine was its newest member. 966 00:41:36,394 --> 00:41:38,360 - That is a pivot I did not see coming. 967 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:41,130 - Well, little known fact, due to its dairy base, 968 00:41:41,132 --> 00:41:44,199 Melted garlic butter is actually a flame retardant 969 00:41:44,236 --> 00:41:47,870 So... You know, I basically saved thirsty katie's life. 970 00:41:47,873 --> 00:41:49,672 She owed me. 971 00:41:49,674 --> 00:41:53,009 I guess I should thank you for screwing up so bad 972 00:41:53,078 --> 00:41:55,278 That I had to step in and save the day. 973 00:41:55,413 --> 00:41:59,215 I'm going to plaster these babies everywhere! 974 00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:03,652 (keys rattle, engine starts) 975 00:42:05,790 --> 00:42:11,660 ♪♪♪ 976 00:42:11,696 --> 00:42:13,763 - Oh. - Here you go. 977 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,632 - It is so strange. 978 00:42:16,701 --> 00:42:19,836 I thought for sure thirsty katie was gonna press charges, 979 00:42:19,971 --> 00:42:21,837 But instead we got in? 980 00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:25,808 - Some men bring flowers... 981 00:42:27,579 --> 00:42:29,144 - You did this? 982 00:42:30,582 --> 00:42:33,249 How? - Well... (clears throat) 983 00:42:34,786 --> 00:42:36,653 I can be very persuasive. 984 00:42:38,256 --> 00:42:46,329 ♪♪♪ 985 00:42:46,464 --> 00:42:48,030 - Take me for that ride? 986 00:42:52,203 --> 00:42:56,205 (ram jam: "black betty") (motorcycle engine roars) 987 00:42:57,876 --> 00:43:00,877 ♪ yeah, whoa, black betty bam-ba-lam ♪ 988 00:43:00,879 --> 00:43:02,679 ♪ whoa black betty bam-ba-lam ♪ 989 00:43:02,814 --> 00:43:04,347 ♪ she really gets me high bam-ba-lam ♪ 990 00:43:04,416 --> 00:43:06,549 ♪ you know that's no lie bam-ba-lam ♪ 991 00:43:06,551 --> 00:43:08,484 ♪ she's so rock steady, bam-ba-lam ♪ 992 00:43:08,620 --> 00:43:10,453 ♪ she's always ready, bam-ba-lam ♪ 993 00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:12,221 ♪ whoa black betty, bam-ba-lam ♪ 994 00:43:12,290 --> 00:43:13,889 ♪ whoa black betty, bam-ba-lam ♪ 995 00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:22,898 ♪♪♪ 996 00:43:22,934 --> 00:43:29,939 ♪♪♪ 997 00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:36,913 ♪♪♪ 998 00:43:36,915 --> 00:43:43,452 ♪♪♪