1 00:00:01,101 --> 00:00:02,101 Nora: Previously on "moonshine". 2 00:00:02,103 --> 00:00:03,602 - You guys are super behind on your taxes. 3 00:00:03,671 --> 00:00:05,537 Which is what led me to you guys in the first place. 4 00:00:05,573 --> 00:00:07,072 - I quit. - (both laugh) 5 00:00:07,207 --> 00:00:09,808 Ryan: Dharma. It's like your purpose, right? 6 00:00:09,810 --> 00:00:11,677 Crystal: Well, hello, dharma. 7 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:13,178 Nora: It's come to my attention 8 00:00:13,247 --> 00:00:16,381 That I may be a serial relationship wrecker. 9 00:00:16,417 --> 00:00:19,317 It's got me thinking about taking a critical gaze 10 00:00:19,387 --> 00:00:21,920 Back at myself. Duck bong guy, 11 00:00:21,922 --> 00:00:24,155 Where did we go wrong? - Oh hey, hot stuff. 12 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:26,124 - Is the naked dude your boyfriend? 13 00:00:26,126 --> 00:00:27,725 - I actually don't know what he is. 14 00:00:27,762 --> 00:00:29,194 - Screwing him is one thing. 15 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:31,996 Getting into business with him is next level risky. 16 00:00:31,998 --> 00:00:34,166 - I will find your bio mom for you. 17 00:00:34,235 --> 00:00:36,001 - It's the letter she left with me. 18 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:37,669 It's gotta mean something. 19 00:00:37,805 --> 00:00:40,872 - You are looking at the newest member of the fcba. 20 00:00:40,941 --> 00:00:43,708 - You did this? Gale: I can be very persuasive. 21 00:00:46,947 --> 00:00:49,981 ♪ never could believe the things you do to me ♪ 22 00:00:50,017 --> 00:00:51,617 Sammy: Someone once described bingo 23 00:00:51,752 --> 00:00:53,752 As the morgue's waiting room. 24 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,887 A place for geriatric chain smokers 25 00:00:55,956 --> 00:00:58,323 To gamble their way into the void. 26 00:00:58,359 --> 00:00:59,924 (dauber squishes) 27 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:01,893 ♪ 'cause baby, I believe that you're a star ♪ 28 00:01:01,962 --> 00:01:05,430 It's a game of chance, much like life. 29 00:01:05,433 --> 00:01:07,832 The cosmic pursuit for existence. 30 00:01:07,834 --> 00:01:09,501 Woman: I need a pink dauber! 31 00:01:09,537 --> 00:01:12,304 ♪ making love to you is such a thrill ♪ 32 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:15,373 Sammy: 75 balls collide in a dance of total nonsense 33 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:17,976 Until one lucky dude wins the race. 34 00:01:18,112 --> 00:01:21,246 Yeah, it's a procreation metaphor. 35 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:22,915 ♪ satisfied 36 00:01:22,917 --> 00:01:24,782 Thousands of sperm. 37 00:01:24,819 --> 00:01:26,652 One egg. 38 00:01:26,654 --> 00:01:29,054 It's a miracle any of us were born at all. 39 00:01:29,056 --> 00:01:31,923 In a few hours, this place will be full. 40 00:01:31,992 --> 00:01:35,327 Everyone's a winner, 'til they're not. 41 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:37,095 Bingo. 42 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:39,865 ♪ this is my life, this is my life ♪ 43 00:01:39,934 --> 00:01:42,568 ♪ this is my life, my life ♪ 44 00:01:42,703 --> 00:01:44,836 ♪ this is my life, this is my life, ♪ 45 00:01:44,839 --> 00:01:47,438 ♪ this is my life, my life ♪ 46 00:01:49,143 --> 00:01:53,078 ♪♪♪ 47 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:55,613 (indistinct chatter, waves lap) 48 00:01:57,685 --> 00:01:59,551 (snoring softly) 49 00:01:59,587 --> 00:02:01,219 (running footsteps approach) 50 00:02:03,023 --> 00:02:05,958 - Oh, make yourself at home. - Oh, jesus. 51 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:08,760 Did you start using that natural deodorant again? 52 00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:11,329 The real stuff might cause cancer, but at least it works. 53 00:02:11,365 --> 00:02:13,899 - Did you swing by to make me feel bad about my natural funk? 54 00:02:14,034 --> 00:02:15,567 - Yes. 55 00:02:15,603 --> 00:02:17,536 And I need clothes. 56 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:19,872 Ter and I have a double date tonight... 57 00:02:20,007 --> 00:02:22,241 With his partner and her boyfriend. 58 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:25,577 I need something classy, but boring. 59 00:02:25,712 --> 00:02:28,713 Think "the most fun teller at the bank." 60 00:02:28,782 --> 00:02:30,916 - Oh, I'd be happy to help you pretend to be an adult. 61 00:02:30,985 --> 00:02:32,283 - (chuckles) - dinner thing? 62 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:34,519 - Bingo night at the shore club. 63 00:02:34,555 --> 00:02:36,455 Can't all date the leader of the pack. 64 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:39,725 - Can I please enjoy my afterglow for 5 minutes, 65 00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:41,660 Without your judgment? 66 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:44,028 - Sorry, not my biz. You do you. 67 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:47,899 And the biker. - Thank you, and I will. 68 00:02:47,968 --> 00:02:49,801 Did you hear thirsty katie finally gave rhian 69 00:02:49,803 --> 00:02:52,203 Her coveted golden clam? - Yeah. 70 00:02:52,205 --> 00:02:54,172 Heard something else. 71 00:02:54,208 --> 00:02:56,140 - I thought you were done. - I didn't say anything. 72 00:02:56,177 --> 00:02:57,676 - Ugh, stop fake biting your tongue. 73 00:02:57,678 --> 00:03:00,679 You're gonna spit it out anyway. 74 00:03:00,748 --> 00:03:02,113 - So, (huffs) 75 00:03:02,183 --> 00:03:03,682 Thirsty katie's real estate billboard... 76 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:05,483 Got vandalized last night. 77 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:08,787 Totally defaced. Now, I gotta admit, joel looks better. 78 00:03:08,922 --> 00:03:11,623 But... Still. 79 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:13,358 - You don't know that was gale? 80 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:16,094 - And yet you immediately jump to that conclusion? 81 00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:19,330 Weird coincidence that katie suddenly does a 180? 82 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:23,034 - Well, I guess it's no weirder than a biker 83 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:25,571 Renovating his cinder block clubhouse. 84 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:28,039 Even outlaws deserve marble countertops. 85 00:03:28,075 --> 00:03:29,408 - He's going with three-inch maple. 86 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:31,109 - Oh. - And... 87 00:03:31,111 --> 00:03:33,378 This is the end of this conversation. 88 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:35,447 - Fine. You're going to bingo night, right? 89 00:03:35,516 --> 00:03:37,316 I might need someone to sneak off and do shots with me, 90 00:03:37,451 --> 00:03:39,518 So I don't blow my brains out. 91 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:41,386 Lidia? 92 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:44,089 (indistinct laughing) 93 00:03:44,091 --> 00:03:45,356 Oscar: (sighs) 94 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:48,426 - Switch! (water trickles) 95 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:54,365 You do like working here though, right? 96 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:57,201 - Like it? Pfft. I was so stressed out at my old job, 97 00:03:57,238 --> 00:03:59,204 I was getting pressure headaches that can cook rice. 98 00:03:59,273 --> 00:04:01,807 Now, I get to give a goddess a foot massage. 99 00:04:01,942 --> 00:04:04,276 - (chuckles) - my life is a 24-7 vacay. 100 00:04:04,278 --> 00:04:06,745 - Well, when you're not on vacay, 101 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,780 Maybe you can find some time in those 24-7 102 00:04:08,816 --> 00:04:10,815 To fix the faucet in cabin 2? 103 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:12,684 I've got those competitive cyclists checking in 104 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:15,086 This afternoon, and they're just, they're very particular. 105 00:04:15,122 --> 00:04:16,455 - Must've slipped my mind. 106 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,690 I've just been very busy with all the accounting stuff. 107 00:04:18,726 --> 00:04:20,358 And upgrading the reservation system. 108 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:23,094 - All very useful. And appreciated. 109 00:04:24,164 --> 00:04:25,497 It's just that, you know, 110 00:04:25,632 --> 00:04:27,632 Dad and I used to do all the handyman stuff together 111 00:04:27,635 --> 00:04:29,901 And now that he's retired, and... 112 00:04:30,971 --> 00:04:32,504 - Say no more. 113 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:34,706 - Unless you don't think you can, you know, 114 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,775 Because not all men are capable in the arts 115 00:04:36,844 --> 00:04:38,609 Of material trades and... 116 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:42,981 Your hands are very soft. - They are not that soft. 117 00:04:44,318 --> 00:04:46,851 - It's just, it's a lot. 118 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:49,721 I can't do it all, you know, with juggling management, 119 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:52,924 And-and creating human life from nothing! 120 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,327 You know, some days, it's a lot and... 121 00:04:55,329 --> 00:04:57,595 (sighs) 122 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:59,731 I swear to god, if you disclose what I am about to tell you, 123 00:04:59,767 --> 00:05:02,367 To anyone, I will drown you in this foot bath. 124 00:05:02,502 --> 00:05:06,237 But I'm just, I'm feeling a little bit in over my head 125 00:05:06,273 --> 00:05:08,740 Without mom and dad, and... Lidia. 126 00:05:09,877 --> 00:05:12,610 And, I just need to know that you can handle this. 127 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:15,613 - You know what? Not only do I have your feet, my love, 128 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:17,448 But I have your back, too. 129 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:19,450 I'm gonna go kick that sink's ass. 130 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:21,252 Right now! 131 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:26,958 - That's my handyman! (military drumming) 132 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,960 That was hot. 133 00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:30,962 (beads jingling) 134 00:05:30,964 --> 00:05:32,430 Ryan: Little brother! - Yo. 135 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:34,265 - I've been looking for you all day. 136 00:05:34,335 --> 00:05:36,101 - At the club setting up bingo. 137 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:37,769 - Well, I've been setting up somethin', too. 138 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:40,105 I've been doing a lot of processing about your bio mom. 139 00:05:40,174 --> 00:05:42,640 - Why? - I've been working on a weird theory 140 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,743 About the fish symbol on the letter. You ready for it? 141 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:47,178 - I... Maybe? - Okay. 142 00:05:47,313 --> 00:05:49,915 Your mom was either a fisherwoman 143 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:52,250 Who delivered the fresh catch or... 144 00:05:52,252 --> 00:05:54,318 A mermaid. - Huh. 145 00:05:54,355 --> 00:05:55,921 - Think about it! 146 00:05:55,923 --> 00:05:58,689 That's why you can hold your breath so long under water! 147 00:05:58,726 --> 00:06:00,658 Hey, come on, sammy, that was funny! 148 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:04,262 (hand thuds on counter) 149 00:06:04,331 --> 00:06:06,331 - I think I'm... I'm gonna stop searching. 150 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:08,733 - What? But we were just getting started. 151 00:06:08,736 --> 00:06:10,535 - Terry didn't find a dna match. 152 00:06:10,604 --> 00:06:12,871 And-and I looked at the fish thing, it's just some... 153 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,606 Ancient greek symbol. 154 00:06:14,608 --> 00:06:16,808 I couldn't find anything with the groovy wheels though. 155 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:19,043 So, that's two dead ends and no other leads. 156 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:22,280 But I think I may need to make peace with the fact 157 00:06:22,282 --> 00:06:24,683 That I may never find her. Okay? 158 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:27,619 And-and at this point, what would it change, anyway? 159 00:06:27,621 --> 00:06:30,288 - If she's a mermaid, a lot! 160 00:06:30,424 --> 00:06:32,023 Did you ask mom and dad if they know anything 161 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:33,625 About the weird fish symbol? 162 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:35,827 - They're taking a vacation for the first time in 30 years 163 00:06:35,863 --> 00:06:37,562 I'm not, I'm not bothering them with this. 164 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:40,365 - Okay, well, sammy, if you ask me, and I know you did not, 165 00:06:40,434 --> 00:06:42,200 You're letting an epic journey of self-discovery 166 00:06:42,269 --> 00:06:45,336 Slip through your fingers! - Ryan... Let it go. 167 00:06:47,408 --> 00:06:49,774 - Well, I'm here if you change your mind! 168 00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:51,643 - Okay, thank you! - Anytime! 169 00:06:51,712 --> 00:06:53,211 - 'k! 170 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:56,481 - Do I have a smurf tongue? Be honest. Ah! 171 00:06:56,616 --> 00:06:58,583 - Yeah, ryan, you have a smurf tongue. 172 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:00,718 - Yeah! 173 00:07:00,854 --> 00:07:02,854 (upbeat rock music) 174 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:04,255 Nora (on radio): Rugburn, ice packs, 175 00:07:04,324 --> 00:07:05,990 A spatula mark on my ass. - (chuckles) 176 00:07:06,059 --> 00:07:08,193 That is what we call good punishment. 177 00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:09,995 (radio clicks off) - hey, ter! 178 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:11,663 - Hey! 179 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:13,865 - I'm stoked for tomorrow night. 180 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:16,334 My psychic said that August was gonna be my lucky month. 181 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:20,038 Bingo, ter. - Oh, right, yes. 182 00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:21,873 Uh, yeah, it's gonna be really fun. 183 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:25,343 - It'll be cool to get to know nora better. (sighs) 184 00:07:25,345 --> 00:07:28,680 Although, I feel like I already know 185 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:31,082 A lot about her, and you. 186 00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:34,452 - (chuckles) okay. Well, 187 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:38,623 Whatever this conversation is about, we're not having it. 188 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:41,693 Now, get your butt off my desk you're sittin' on my files. 189 00:07:41,695 --> 00:07:44,429 - Okay. Okay. - (clears throat) 190 00:07:44,498 --> 00:07:47,432 - Wouldn't wanna get spanked. (chuckles) 191 00:07:47,434 --> 00:07:54,005 ♪♪♪ 192 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:57,209 (book thuds) - oh. Ah! (squeaks) 193 00:07:57,344 --> 00:07:59,043 (nervous exhales, mumbling) 194 00:08:00,547 --> 00:08:03,948 - All right, let's tutor it up and get you a ged! 195 00:08:06,220 --> 00:08:08,286 (chuckles) you don't have to raise your hand. 196 00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:09,921 - Oh. Okay. 197 00:08:09,957 --> 00:08:11,589 Sorry, I didn't know that. 198 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:13,658 Got a strike one I guess, huh? 199 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,393 - You're tweaking. I get it. 200 00:08:15,529 --> 00:08:17,562 I've been in sat prep since I was 13. 201 00:08:17,697 --> 00:08:20,131 I basically live in anxiety during practice tests. 202 00:08:20,267 --> 00:08:21,465 - Hmm. 203 00:08:21,502 --> 00:08:23,200 - Just gotta find a way to shake it off. 204 00:08:23,202 --> 00:08:25,503 Like meditation or-- 205 00:08:25,506 --> 00:08:28,073 - Ooh, or like how I have this jar, and I, and I... 206 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:30,141 Scream my-my fears, and my sads, 207 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:31,642 And my angers into it, 208 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,878 And then, I seal it up tight and put it in the freezer? 209 00:08:33,881 --> 00:08:35,947 - Maybe you should spend the $20 you gave me on therapy. 210 00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:37,883 (both chuckle) - I just... 211 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:40,819 I don't know, I'm not a very schooly person, 212 00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:44,189 You know, like... Ah. - Who told you that? 213 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:46,892 Talk about confirmation bias. - Confir-- what? 214 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,793 - Crystal, the placement test is tomorrow, right? 215 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:54,766 ♪♪♪ 216 00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:56,834 Lesson 1: How to cram. 217 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,703 You got this. 218 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,705 - (sighs) it's a very big book. 219 00:09:02,108 --> 00:09:04,508 (chain rattles, door rumbles) 220 00:09:04,545 --> 00:09:06,177 Lidia: Hola, guys! (giggles) 221 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:07,912 Robin, lookin' fresh, buddy. 222 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:12,584 You too, scowling girlfriend. - Jo-ann. 223 00:09:12,586 --> 00:09:14,419 - Oh, jo-ann. (giggles) 224 00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:16,487 Oh, hey! These samples just came in, 225 00:09:16,523 --> 00:09:19,190 So, I figured I'd pop by with them, so. 226 00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:21,059 Pop! - Ha. 227 00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:23,528 - (giggles) can we chat in your office? 228 00:09:23,663 --> 00:09:25,196 - Yeah. 229 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:28,333 (chains jingle) 230 00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:31,269 - Oh, ow. Thank you! (giggles) 231 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:32,704 (clears throat) 232 00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:34,806 I don't know how you feel about moroccan tile, 233 00:09:34,941 --> 00:09:37,208 But I want you to walk in and think...Fiesta. 234 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:39,744 - (chuckles) I love it! 235 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:42,213 - Eee! I thought you would. (giggles) 236 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,784 Also, there's this thing my sister said... 237 00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:48,620 I just wanna clarify. - Okay? 238 00:09:48,622 --> 00:09:50,421 - Katie, lobster-palooza katie, 239 00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:53,291 Uh, you didn't like, ha, I don't know, 240 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:55,627 It sounds totally crazy to even say out loud, 241 00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:59,263 Um, vandalize her billboard on the highway into chester? 242 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,767 - I prefer the term... Worked over. 243 00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:05,503 - So, t-that's a yes? 244 00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:08,039 - A colleague asked her to reconsider her position 245 00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:10,642 On the moonshine's place in the business association. 246 00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:12,176 - It was very considerate, 247 00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:14,446 But a strongly-worded email may have done the trick. 248 00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:16,580 - You seemed pretty stoked about this yesterday. 249 00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:17,982 - I-I was. 250 00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:19,784 No, I-I am. I just uh... 251 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:23,788 Vandalism, threats, not really my thing. 252 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:25,890 - Noted. 253 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:29,994 Anything else? - Yeah. 254 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:33,331 This... Renovation, that's all it is, right? 255 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,799 A reno? 256 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,868 I mean, I've never... 257 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:39,336 I've never known a biker who cared what colour story 258 00:10:39,373 --> 00:10:41,072 His space told before, 259 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,240 And given you're the first biker I've known... 260 00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:47,278 - Clearly, you're the type of woman 261 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,480 That appreciates full disclosure. 262 00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:50,815 - Yeah. 263 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,817 - Does this place need a little update? 264 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:55,153 Yes. - Yes. (giggles) 265 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:58,022 - Am I using the reno as a way to launder money? 266 00:10:58,025 --> 00:10:59,990 Also, yes. 267 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,962 But you'll get a cut for your trouble, of course. 268 00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:05,863 - Of course. Mm-hmm. 269 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,034 - Are we okay? - Yeah! Uh-huh. 270 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:12,904 And I appreciate your transparency. Very refreshing. 271 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:15,907 Uh, but I should probably just go. Oh! Okay. 272 00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:17,508 (chains jingle) 273 00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:19,110 Thinking about keeping these? Not really the uh, 274 00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:20,778 Mod hacienda vibe we're going for. 275 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,981 But to be discussed. Okay. Bye-e! 276 00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:24,616 - Fuck! 277 00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:30,621 Laughter in the distance) 278 00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:34,658 ♪♪♪ 279 00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:37,328 Oscar: All right, sink, you've dripped your last drop. 280 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:40,064 (water plops) okay. (clears throat) 281 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:41,799 Woman: Welcome to "fix that sink!" 282 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,634 We will be removing the faucet lever, 283 00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:45,669 The cartridge, and o-ring. - O-ring? 284 00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:47,138 - But before we start... 285 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,274 (water gushes) - oh! Ah! Come on! (grunting) 286 00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:51,209 Woman: ...Ensure it's turned off. 287 00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:54,279 Remember there's no stupid mistakes, only expensive ones. 288 00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:56,247 - Oh! Okay. All right. Ahhh! 289 00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,316 Okay. All right, now what? 290 00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:00,851 Okay, think oscar, come on, think, think, think! 291 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:03,521 Where do I shut this off? Is there a shutoff somewhere? 292 00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:05,556 Ken: Everything copacetic? 293 00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:08,159 - Oh yeah, yeah. No, no, 294 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,427 I'm just dealing with a pesky o-ring situation. Heh, heh. 295 00:12:10,464 --> 00:12:12,897 O-rings. Am I right? - You need a hand? 296 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:15,100 - No! No, gotta be my own handyman, yeah. 297 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,368 Uh, quick question, though. 298 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:20,938 Do you know where the water shut-off thing is? 299 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,907 - Water main? 300 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,110 - Yes, that. Shoulda known. 301 00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:27,878 (quick inhale) 302 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,714 - (stifled) you sure you don't need a hand? 303 00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,215 - Nope! - (chuckles) 304 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,351 Come on, neil. - (neil barks) 305 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:36,354 (water dripping quickly) 306 00:12:37,491 --> 00:12:44,729 ♪♪♪ 307 00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:47,532 Come on, come on, mop. 308 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,801 What the heck is that? 309 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,936 Uh! (tool clatters) 310 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,604 Um... 311 00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:54,905 (breathing heavily) 312 00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,543 Rhian: What are you still doing in here? 313 00:12:58,612 --> 00:12:59,877 - Ah! - I thought you said 314 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,813 You had accounting to do? - Uh, I'm just um, 315 00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:03,548 Making sure I don't mess up your dad's tools. 316 00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:05,750 - Uh, you're still gonna fix the sink 317 00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:07,751 In cabin 2 though, right? - On it. 318 00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:09,753 - 'k, 'cause check-in's in 20. 319 00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:12,690 - Um, that might not be possible? 320 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:17,094 Hang on. No, hang on. Uh... 321 00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:19,630 Rhian! Rhian! 322 00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,632 Rhian, sweetheart! Uh, it's not as bad as you think. 323 00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:23,568 Well, actually, it could be as bad as you think. 324 00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:25,102 I don't know what you're thinking right now. 325 00:13:25,104 --> 00:13:26,571 But remember one thing, I love you and you love me, 326 00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,272 And I gave you a really nice foot massage earlier, so. 327 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:30,341 (door clunks open, hurried footsteps) 328 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:31,976 (door creaks and thuds) 329 00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:35,713 - Oh! 330 00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:38,716 (water rushes) 331 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,020 Oscar! (gasps) 332 00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:47,024 I knew you were more than just a numbers guy. 333 00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:50,528 - That's me. 334 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,529 - Handyman by day... 335 00:13:52,566 --> 00:13:54,732 Handsy-man by night? 336 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:57,268 How'd I get so lucky? 337 00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:59,237 (rhian moans lovingly) 338 00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,173 (seagulls cry) 339 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,676 Gale: Day drinkin'? 340 00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:08,279 - Technically, I'm on vacation. 341 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:11,082 How'd you find me? - Oh, I have my ways. 342 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:13,284 The front desk told me where you were. 343 00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:16,553 Mind if I uh... 344 00:14:16,590 --> 00:14:18,789 (lid clunks, bottle clinks) 345 00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:22,960 (bottle cap hisses) I scared you off, didn't I? 346 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:26,231 - It was a lot of uh... New information to process. 347 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,732 - I didn't wanna lie to you. - I appreciate that. 348 00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:32,970 - I overstepped with the katie thing. 349 00:14:33,105 --> 00:14:35,506 - Think it was uh, a chivalrous gesture. 350 00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:37,741 But in the future, I prefer jewellery. 351 00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,546 - Can we start over? 352 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:44,181 Uh, separate the personal and the professional? 353 00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:46,384 Let's just pretend that I work somewhere else. 354 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:49,520 Somewhere boring, like uh, like an insurance company. 355 00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:51,189 - With those tats? 356 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:53,624 - I'm just a regular guy with rrsps, 357 00:14:53,627 --> 00:14:56,394 And I drive a um, um... - An infiniti? 358 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,028 - Yeah. - Yeah. 359 00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,097 - Who wants to ask you out on a date. 360 00:15:00,099 --> 00:15:01,765 A real date. 361 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,403 - What, like right now? 362 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,872 - You got somethin' better to do? 363 00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:10,341 (golden earring: "radar love") 364 00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:13,077 ♪ I've been drivin' all night my hands wet on the wheel ♪ 365 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:15,413 (motorcycle rumbles) 366 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,815 ♪ there's a voice in my head that drives my heel ♪ 367 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:20,117 ♪♪♪ 368 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,487 ♪ it's my baby callin', sayin', I need you here ♪ 369 00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:27,692 ♪ and it's a half past four and I'm shiftin' gear ♪ 370 00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:30,228 ♪♪♪ 371 00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:34,098 ♪ when she is lonely and the longing gets too much ♪ 372 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,766 Woo! 373 00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:39,437 ♪ she sends a cable, coming in from above ♪ 374 00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:41,906 ♪ don't need no phone at all 375 00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:46,444 ♪ we've got a thing that's called radar love ♪ 376 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:47,912 (engine roars) 377 00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:49,947 ♪ we've got a wave in the air ♪ 378 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,051 ♪ radar love 379 00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:55,386 ♪♪♪ 380 00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:58,255 - C'mon! Gimme a hint! Where're you taking me? 381 00:15:58,257 --> 00:16:01,325 - Be right back. - (chuckles) 382 00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:05,129 ♪♪♪ 383 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,930 (music fades) 384 00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:10,468 Man: Ah. Ha, ha. 385 00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,370 (fists bump) 386 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:14,438 (gale chuckles) 387 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,274 (envelope crinkles) 388 00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:18,242 (footsteps approach) 389 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:23,948 ♪♪♪ 390 00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:26,217 (truck whooshes) 391 00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:27,818 (food wrapper crinkles) 392 00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:33,090 - Maybe you should lead the convo action 393 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,159 Tomorrow night, you know... 394 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:37,495 Just in case I have nothing in common with uh... 395 00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:39,663 With uh... - Della and ross. 396 00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,233 You're not actually nervous about tomorrow, are you? 397 00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:44,301 - Nervous? Me? No. 398 00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:47,572 I made a bet with lidia that I could out-boring them. 399 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,507 I've been researching really interesting facts... 400 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,775 About cardboard. - (chuckles) 401 00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:53,377 That's sweet. 402 00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,112 - I just never know what to say to civilians. 403 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:57,114 Like, do they like music? 404 00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,516 Stories about sexcapades gone wrong? 405 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,519 I could talk to them about my new show. 406 00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,721 - New show? Way to bury the lead. 407 00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:06,390 - I don't even know if it's a show. 408 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:08,993 I was just ad-libbing some stuff last week, 409 00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:10,928 My producer got all excited. 410 00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,963 I was thinking about calling it 411 00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:14,598 "milk crate confessionals". 412 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:17,835 It's like recycling past dating mistakes into advice, 413 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:20,204 So people don't spend their primo boning years 414 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,940 In a blur of cheap wine and regret, like I did. 415 00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:27,278 - Ah. (napkin crinkles) 416 00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:29,880 Spanking. 417 00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:31,915 - So you love it? 418 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,419 (terry's phone buzzes) 419 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,288 - Uh, I gotta go. 420 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,757 I'll see ya tomorrow? - Yeah, with balls on. 421 00:17:42,128 --> 00:17:43,360 Bingo, ter. 422 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,162 - Yeah. 423 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,598 (footsteps recede) 424 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:53,570 - Okay, not what I was expecting. 425 00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,373 - Oh, ha. 426 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,708 What'd you think, I was bringing you up here to off ya? 427 00:17:57,844 --> 00:17:59,710 Dump the body? 428 00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:01,579 - How'd you find this spot? 429 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,313 - I'm looking to expand my empire. 430 00:18:03,315 --> 00:18:04,948 - Hmm. 431 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,186 Okay, so uh, 432 00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:10,521 I have to ask you because it's been bugging me. 433 00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:13,457 That sketchy dude at the gas station, what was that? 434 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:15,425 - (chuckles) 435 00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:17,995 (bag rattles, envelope ruffles) 436 00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,065 (envelope swishes) 437 00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:25,036 - Truffle honey. - Mm-hmm. 438 00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:26,537 - (scoffs then chuckles) 439 00:18:31,845 --> 00:18:33,411 - If we're gonna do this, 440 00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:35,546 We're gonna need to trust each other. 441 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,015 (wine burbles) keep each other's secrets. 442 00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:39,950 - What, like I'm not a real blonde? 443 00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:43,053 Which I totally am, by the way. (giggles) 444 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,022 - No, I'm thinking about that dead body at the moonshine. 445 00:18:49,863 --> 00:18:52,096 I always do my due diligence 446 00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:53,965 Before I get into business with someone. 447 00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:56,267 - Uh, I don't know what you heard. 448 00:18:56,402 --> 00:18:58,369 - That your mother did what she had to do. 449 00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:04,442 Lidia, relax. 450 00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:06,510 I'm not gonna tell anyone. 451 00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:09,246 I just wanted you to see that your family and mine... 452 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,481 They're not that different. 453 00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:13,851 - My mom was protecting her kids. 454 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,286 And then we did one, okay, maybe two... 455 00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:19,724 Little drug deals to save our home. 456 00:19:21,895 --> 00:19:25,796 I-I'm not judging your chosen vocation, it's just... 457 00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:28,532 - Very lucrative. 458 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,601 You said the moonshine could use some cash, 459 00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:32,603 And I'm sayin' hey... 460 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,706 I'm sayin' that I could use someone like you in my life. 461 00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:45,182 - I'm not saying we couldn't use the money but... 462 00:19:47,921 --> 00:19:49,620 No. 463 00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:53,491 ♪♪♪ 464 00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:56,026 - Oh. 465 00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:57,928 No hard feelings. 466 00:19:57,931 --> 00:20:02,332 ♪♪♪ 467 00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:09,740 Oscar: There we go. 468 00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:12,176 That's right. Okay. 469 00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:13,844 (computer chimes) 470 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:15,980 Overdue tax installment? 471 00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:18,282 No, no, no, no! 472 00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:21,285 - All right, let's get this budget party started! 473 00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:25,523 - Um, I'm not quite done crunching the numbers. 474 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:28,659 I just need uh, 'til end of day. 475 00:20:28,794 --> 00:20:31,128 No stress. - Yes, stress, 476 00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:33,564 Especially if you tell me not to stress. 477 00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:37,367 Oscar, what are you looking at? 478 00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,770 - Porn. P-pornography. 479 00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:42,005 - Porn? I love porn. What kind? 480 00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:46,209 - Uh...A...Lawn gnome fetish. 481 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:50,614 - Uh, you're hiding something. - No! I-I'm not. 482 00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,483 I'm just juggling a lot of spinning to prove to you 483 00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:54,552 That I could take care of these plates. 484 00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:57,088 Place. (sighs) 485 00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:59,790 That I could prove I could take care of you, our baby. 486 00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:02,727 I just need more time. Okay? - Okay. 487 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,463 (door clicks, footsteps thud, door closes) 488 00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:10,067 - Lidia! - (gasps) 489 00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:11,569 - I uh, know you've taken a step back 490 00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:13,270 From ye old moonshine, and that's great, 491 00:21:13,306 --> 00:21:15,105 But I kinda maybe need you to take a couple steps forward? 492 00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:17,240 Several, actually? - Why? 493 00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:18,976 I already told rhian I'd help with bingo night. 494 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,911 - I'm not talking bingo, I'm talking... 495 00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:24,682 Back taxes. - Didn't that get resolved? 496 00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:26,450 I thought that's why you were investigating us? 497 00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:28,285 - I got a little busy, you know, 498 00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:30,121 The good old get kidnapped, fall in love, 499 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:31,722 Blow up my career, create human life sorta thing. 500 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:33,457 - Big summer. - Great summer. 501 00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:35,459 Hey, do you know this place has a balance sheet 502 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,427 That looks like a hit and run? Red, everywhere. 503 00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:39,263 - Yeah, I know, the financials aren't great. 504 00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:40,464 - Look, lidia... 505 00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:43,034 I need you to get me a $15k installment 506 00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:45,268 By the end of the week. 507 00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:47,538 - What? No... 508 00:21:47,673 --> 00:21:49,540 W-we just broke even on the septic. 509 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:51,709 There, there's no money for one-ply in the outhouses, 510 00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:54,211 Let alone back taxes! - I get it! 511 00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:56,013 Believe me, as a low-wage government employee, 512 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,883 Turned no-wage moonshiner, I get it. 513 00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:01,151 - Does rhian know? - No, god, no. 514 00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:02,619 - (sighs) 515 00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:04,488 - I don't want her stressing out more than she already is 516 00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,590 About my ability to handle things around here. 517 00:22:07,893 --> 00:22:10,227 - God, how are we supposed to come up with $15k? 518 00:22:10,229 --> 00:22:11,696 Last time I saw that kinda coin 519 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,631 I was cashing in my kids' college fund 520 00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:16,199 And handing it over to jill. 521 00:22:16,235 --> 00:22:19,636 ♪♪♪ 522 00:22:19,638 --> 00:22:21,672 - You look like you have an idea. 523 00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:24,174 Care to brainstorm? 524 00:22:25,378 --> 00:22:26,977 (footsteps recede) 525 00:22:30,316 --> 00:22:31,982 (picture rustles) 526 00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:34,852 (taps on window) (door creaks open) 527 00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:37,221 - Hey, ter! You busy? 528 00:22:37,223 --> 00:22:39,790 - Depends if you consider a stolen guinea hen a felony? 529 00:22:39,925 --> 00:22:41,925 - Huh. Uh, just uh... Hmm, 530 00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:45,195 Following up on the status of my... 531 00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:47,264 Big old duffle bag full of money. 532 00:22:47,399 --> 00:22:49,166 You know, the one you confiscated 533 00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:51,602 When you arrested jill after the big drug-smuggling sitch? 534 00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:53,604 - Oh, you mean the one that was most likely used 535 00:22:53,673 --> 00:22:56,006 As a bribe to buy time to save the moonshine? 536 00:22:56,142 --> 00:22:58,208 - Bribe? No! 537 00:22:58,277 --> 00:23:00,878 That would be a gift for a favour. 538 00:23:00,947 --> 00:23:03,214 This was more like collateral for a favour. 539 00:23:03,216 --> 00:23:04,815 - That's not better. 540 00:23:04,950 --> 00:23:07,017 - Also, it was all the money I had in the entire world. 541 00:23:07,153 --> 00:23:09,820 Um, so, given my current state of relative unemployment-- 542 00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:12,389 - I found a lot of incriminating evidence 543 00:23:12,425 --> 00:23:14,758 In that house, but still no duffle bag of cash. 544 00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:16,526 I'm sorry. 545 00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:20,230 Lidia, look, if you're in trouble, you can-- 546 00:23:20,266 --> 00:23:23,266 - Me? No! God, no! 547 00:23:24,303 --> 00:23:26,303 No, no, no, I am totally cool. 548 00:23:26,372 --> 00:23:28,872 Nothing but resourceful. Um, so-- 549 00:23:29,976 --> 00:23:31,842 (items clatter) ooh, no. Oh, sorry! 550 00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:33,844 Could you also do me a favour and not mention this 551 00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:36,814 To my family, that would be great. Okay. 552 00:23:36,949 --> 00:23:38,783 Bye! - Bye. (sighs) 553 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:44,054 ♪♪♪ 554 00:23:44,056 --> 00:23:45,556 (footsteps approach) 555 00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:47,591 - How's the cram fest going? 556 00:23:47,726 --> 00:23:49,860 - Oh, that. Um, you know, I'm over it. 557 00:23:49,896 --> 00:23:52,196 It's just like the ged was just like, a total waste of time so. 558 00:23:52,265 --> 00:23:54,632 - Yesterday, it was your primary life goal. 559 00:23:54,634 --> 00:23:57,067 - Uh yeah, but then I remembered that like, 560 00:23:57,103 --> 00:24:00,070 I am who I am, you know, like I'm not really an academic. 561 00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:03,273 I'm more of a... A free-thinky type. 562 00:24:03,342 --> 00:24:05,142 So, you know, this is why I dropped out of high school 563 00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:06,677 In the first place! 564 00:24:06,679 --> 00:24:08,813 - Really expect me to believe you dropped outta school 565 00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:11,081 'cause you're a free-thinky type? 566 00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:13,750 - Why? What did you hear? 567 00:24:13,752 --> 00:24:16,319 - What could I have heard? 568 00:24:20,827 --> 00:24:22,960 - (hushed) I'll tell you. 569 00:24:23,029 --> 00:24:26,030 Um, okay, in 10th grade, I got involved with this guy, 570 00:24:26,165 --> 00:24:28,832 And then, everyone found out and it was super humiliating, 571 00:24:28,835 --> 00:24:30,567 And so, I dropped out of school. 572 00:24:32,238 --> 00:24:33,838 But it was my own, stupid fault. 573 00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:35,906 You know, like I never should've screwed around 574 00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:38,976 With mr. Phelps. I didn't even like geography! 575 00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:40,644 - He was a teacher? - Well, yeah. 576 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:44,114 But I mean, he waited until I was 16 to sleep with me. 577 00:24:44,183 --> 00:24:46,417 - That's illegal! - Is it? 578 00:24:46,552 --> 00:24:49,319 He taught geography, not law. 579 00:24:49,355 --> 00:24:50,787 And when I was a teenager, 580 00:24:50,857 --> 00:24:52,856 No one really seemed to care about that stuff, 581 00:24:52,859 --> 00:24:55,259 Not even my mom when I told her. 582 00:24:55,328 --> 00:24:57,594 - So, a male authority figure enticed you 583 00:24:57,663 --> 00:24:59,663 Into an inappropriate relationship, 584 00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:01,999 Which resulted in emotional abuse and slut-shaming. 585 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,235 You blamed yourself and dropped out of school, 586 00:25:04,370 --> 00:25:06,069 And now, you're abandoning all your future ambitions 587 00:25:06,138 --> 00:25:08,272 Because you're being triggered by that trauma? 588 00:25:08,407 --> 00:25:10,441 - (thinking) I mean... 589 00:25:10,576 --> 00:25:11,742 I guess, yeah? 590 00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:16,680 - You're not ready to take the ged. 591 00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:18,849 - See, that is what I've been saying, eleanor. 592 00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:21,418 - There's something we need to do first. 593 00:25:21,554 --> 00:25:26,223 ♪♪♪ 594 00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:27,624 (seagulls cry) 595 00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:29,526 (rolling door rattling) 596 00:25:34,233 --> 00:25:37,233 - I'm not sure how you normally do brush-offs, 597 00:25:37,270 --> 00:25:38,635 But in my experience, 598 00:25:38,771 --> 00:25:41,038 You don't typically hang out together after. 599 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,639 - I'm here to talk business. 600 00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:45,175 - Ah, the above-board bathroom tile kind, 601 00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:47,244 Or the criminal activity that you're not comfortable 602 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,179 Being involved in? - (sighs) 603 00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:53,317 I may have been a tad rash. 604 00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:55,185 People are complicated. - Mm-hmm. 605 00:25:55,254 --> 00:25:56,720 - I mean, just look at my family. 606 00:25:56,789 --> 00:25:59,523 Sometimes they screw up and... Bury a body. 607 00:25:59,592 --> 00:26:01,658 But you can't judge a book or... 608 00:26:01,727 --> 00:26:03,627 A biker... 609 00:26:03,762 --> 00:26:06,730 By the crimes they may or may not have committed. 610 00:26:06,799 --> 00:26:08,866 - Words to live by. - Full disclosure... 611 00:26:09,001 --> 00:26:11,201 My change of heart is motivated by the fact that I actually 612 00:26:11,203 --> 00:26:13,837 Really do need cash for the moonshine. 613 00:26:13,839 --> 00:26:17,741 Seriously considering the money laundering angle. 614 00:26:17,743 --> 00:26:19,442 One time only. 615 00:26:19,478 --> 00:26:21,211 How does that work again? 616 00:26:21,213 --> 00:26:22,679 - (scoffs in disbelief) 617 00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:27,551 Well, when the taxman asks me how we make our money, 618 00:26:27,553 --> 00:26:30,821 Let's just say the truth is not our friend. 619 00:26:30,823 --> 00:26:33,157 - Hmm. - We funnel our income, 620 00:26:33,159 --> 00:26:36,226 Clean it, through an easily inflatable expenditure, 621 00:26:36,362 --> 00:26:38,362 Something that's hard to track, like a reno. 622 00:26:38,431 --> 00:26:40,631 - Yeah, the reno thing, not gonna work for me. 623 00:26:40,633 --> 00:26:44,368 Takes forever. I need cash now. Like, this week, now. 624 00:26:44,437 --> 00:26:46,170 - (scoffs) 625 00:26:46,305 --> 00:26:48,572 (motorcycle revs in distance) 626 00:26:48,574 --> 00:26:49,906 ♪♪♪ 627 00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:53,510 - Cash transactions, hard to track, easy to inflate. 628 00:26:53,512 --> 00:26:55,846 ♪♪♪ 629 00:26:55,915 --> 00:26:58,048 How do you feel about bingo? 630 00:27:02,721 --> 00:27:05,321 Gale: If your whole family's gonna be at this bingo thing, 631 00:27:05,358 --> 00:27:07,257 How're we gonna hide what we're doin'? 632 00:27:07,326 --> 00:27:09,592 (claps paper) - we're not. 633 00:27:09,594 --> 00:27:11,294 (paper riffles) 634 00:27:11,364 --> 00:27:13,030 But my family can't know. 635 00:27:13,099 --> 00:27:15,332 - Is this the floorplan of the shore club? 636 00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:17,267 - I drafted it. To scale. 637 00:27:18,504 --> 00:27:20,804 This is my first official criminal enterprise 638 00:27:20,873 --> 00:27:22,472 Planning thingy, I am not half-assing it. 639 00:27:22,508 --> 00:27:24,340 I am going full ass! 640 00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:29,345 This is me. (lip balm clacks) 641 00:27:29,382 --> 00:27:31,448 This is you. (spark plug clunks) 642 00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:33,483 Gale: You think anyone's gonna buy 643 00:27:33,552 --> 00:27:36,386 That I've taken a sudden interest in bingo? 644 00:27:36,455 --> 00:27:37,955 Lidia: I've come up with a whole back story, 645 00:27:38,090 --> 00:27:40,557 In case anyone asks. Your mom was a bingo champ. 646 00:27:40,626 --> 00:27:43,193 - Or...We use one o' my crew and then, 647 00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:46,029 I meet up with you after I get the cash so... 648 00:27:46,032 --> 00:27:48,165 No one gets suspicious. 649 00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:50,033 - Or that. - Okay. 650 00:27:50,036 --> 00:27:51,568 - Okay. 651 00:27:51,570 --> 00:27:53,570 - Here's how it's gonna go down. We take the dirty money, 652 00:27:53,572 --> 00:27:55,205 Lidia: Yes. 653 00:27:55,207 --> 00:27:56,674 - We mix it with the clean prize money. 654 00:27:56,809 --> 00:27:58,475 Make it look like the pot's really amped up. 655 00:27:58,610 --> 00:28:00,944 - Best of luck! - No debit, no credit. 656 00:28:00,946 --> 00:28:03,180 Don't want anyone tracking transactions. 657 00:28:03,315 --> 00:28:04,915 There's a lot of money to launder, 658 00:28:04,984 --> 00:28:06,817 And no one's gonna question a bigger jackpot. 659 00:28:06,952 --> 00:28:09,787 - Good luck, lois. - Yeah! 660 00:28:09,922 --> 00:28:12,022 Gale: Our player hands you the cash. 661 00:28:12,157 --> 00:28:13,924 You mix it with yours, make it look like 662 00:28:13,993 --> 00:28:16,092 You sold a ton of cards. 663 00:28:16,128 --> 00:28:17,861 You fake the receipts on the back end. 664 00:28:20,332 --> 00:28:22,232 - Have fun, jo-ann. Gale: Dirty money in. 665 00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:25,268 Clean money out. We rig the game, jo-ann wins and... 666 00:28:26,805 --> 00:28:28,405 Bingo. 667 00:28:28,407 --> 00:28:30,006 Lidia: The dirty money looks legit. 668 00:28:30,076 --> 00:28:33,143 ♪♪♪ 669 00:28:33,145 --> 00:28:34,744 - Now, I'm good at a few things, 670 00:28:34,780 --> 00:28:37,147 Just not that familiar with bingo. 671 00:28:37,149 --> 00:28:38,948 How you plan to rig the game? 672 00:28:39,084 --> 00:28:40,884 - Oh, please. I've run bingo nights since middle school. 673 00:28:41,019 --> 00:28:43,954 Got a few tricks up my sleeve. 674 00:28:43,956 --> 00:28:45,956 Metaphorically, 'cause I think I'm gonna wear a tank top. 675 00:28:48,027 --> 00:28:49,693 (indistinct chatter) 676 00:28:49,828 --> 00:28:51,595 Terry: Hey, guys. - Hey. 677 00:28:51,664 --> 00:28:54,698 Woman: Hey, officer gallagher, need a spankin'? 678 00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:56,633 - (laughs heartily, crowd joins in laughter) 679 00:28:57,970 --> 00:29:00,236 Terry: Why don't you guys grab a table? 680 00:29:00,272 --> 00:29:02,172 We'll uh, we'll meet ya in there. 681 00:29:04,409 --> 00:29:06,677 Nora: Oh, what? It was a joke! 682 00:29:06,679 --> 00:29:08,779 It's not like I said I was gonna peg you. 683 00:29:08,848 --> 00:29:10,447 Unless you want me to. 684 00:29:10,516 --> 00:29:11,981 - If you're gonna be a smart ass, 685 00:29:12,017 --> 00:29:13,851 Why didn't you just stay at work? 686 00:29:13,853 --> 00:29:15,685 - What is with you, ter? - Nothing. 687 00:29:15,821 --> 00:29:17,721 - Whereas I have been doing the opposite of nothing, 688 00:29:17,856 --> 00:29:20,123 Trying to make you happy. Cleaning my stupid apartment, 689 00:29:20,192 --> 00:29:21,958 Dressing like I sell arbonne. 690 00:29:22,027 --> 00:29:23,727 - I never asked you to do any of that. 691 00:29:23,862 --> 00:29:25,863 - No, you didn't, because that would mean you communicated 692 00:29:25,865 --> 00:29:27,998 Your feelings to me, which you are not doing, right now! 693 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,933 Instead, I'm trying to read your mind. 694 00:29:30,002 --> 00:29:32,468 Which is going great. 695 00:29:32,505 --> 00:29:34,471 - Okay, I didn't think I needed to tell you 696 00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:38,108 Not to air every detail of our relationship, to the public. 697 00:29:38,177 --> 00:29:40,510 That just seemed like something you should know not to do. 698 00:29:40,513 --> 00:29:42,479 - Have you even listened to my show? 699 00:29:42,548 --> 00:29:44,480 - I don't need to, I get a rundown from my partner 700 00:29:44,517 --> 00:29:46,483 And everybody in foxton. 701 00:29:49,355 --> 00:29:51,321 Goin' in. - (scoffs) 702 00:29:51,357 --> 00:29:52,790 (footsteps recede) 703 00:29:55,194 --> 00:29:57,995 Lidia: It's jackpot time, baby! 704 00:29:58,130 --> 00:29:59,930 Get those daubers ready! 705 00:30:00,065 --> 00:30:02,766 Are you ready to bingo-o-o? 706 00:30:02,901 --> 00:30:05,168 (sniff 'n' the tears: "driver's seat") 707 00:30:05,171 --> 00:30:06,837 (balls clacking) 708 00:30:06,906 --> 00:30:12,842 ♪♪♪ 709 00:30:12,878 --> 00:30:15,245 ♪♪♪ 710 00:30:15,247 --> 00:30:18,414 I-17. ♪ feeling all right 711 00:30:19,484 --> 00:30:20,917 I-17. 712 00:30:20,919 --> 00:30:23,720 ♪ I'm jiving on a Saturday night ♪ 713 00:30:23,722 --> 00:30:27,858 Is this heaven, or do we have b-11? 714 00:30:30,029 --> 00:30:31,761 B-11. 715 00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:36,533 (balls clacking) 716 00:30:36,602 --> 00:30:38,635 Crystal: Trash! 717 00:30:38,770 --> 00:30:40,236 ♪ jenny was sweet 718 00:30:40,238 --> 00:30:42,673 (egg thuds and splatters) - liar! 719 00:30:42,808 --> 00:30:45,108 ♪ she always smiled for the people she'd meet ♪ 720 00:30:45,244 --> 00:30:46,910 Woo! Yeah! (eggs splat) 721 00:30:46,912 --> 00:30:49,613 ♪ on trouble and strife 722 00:30:49,615 --> 00:30:52,015 ♪ she had another way of looking at life ♪ 723 00:30:52,150 --> 00:30:54,218 (egg splats) suck it, mr. Phelps! 724 00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:56,119 Oh my god, what do you call this again? 725 00:30:56,121 --> 00:30:58,688 - Catharsis. - Oh, fricking love catharsis! 726 00:30:58,724 --> 00:31:00,457 Ah! (laughs, door opens) 727 00:31:00,592 --> 00:31:02,626 ♪ the news is blue 728 00:31:02,628 --> 00:31:04,561 - What the hell are you doing? 729 00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:06,396 ♪ has it a way to get to you 730 00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:08,899 ♪ ooh ♪ what can I do 731 00:31:08,901 --> 00:31:10,934 Lidia: N-36. (dauber squishes) 732 00:31:12,170 --> 00:31:14,437 I've got a fix for n-36. 733 00:31:14,473 --> 00:31:16,173 (music distorts) 734 00:31:20,812 --> 00:31:22,445 O... 735 00:31:22,481 --> 00:31:29,185 ♪♪♪ 736 00:31:29,187 --> 00:31:31,755 ♪♪♪ 737 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:34,057 ...65! Ha. 738 00:31:34,192 --> 00:31:37,093 O-65. ♪ driver's seat 739 00:31:37,129 --> 00:31:38,729 ♪ yeah 740 00:31:38,864 --> 00:31:40,097 - I'm callin' the cops. 741 00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:42,299 - You know what? Do it. 742 00:31:42,368 --> 00:31:44,067 Do it, and we will tell them 743 00:31:44,202 --> 00:31:46,803 That I didn't have a father, 744 00:31:46,805 --> 00:31:48,672 And my mother didn't give two ass-cracks about me, 745 00:31:48,807 --> 00:31:51,608 And-and you... Took advantage 746 00:31:51,677 --> 00:31:54,278 Of my disadvantageness! 747 00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:56,279 But you know what? Despite that, 748 00:31:56,282 --> 00:31:58,949 I'm gonna go and I am gonna get my ged, 749 00:31:59,084 --> 00:32:01,551 And I am gonna show all of you! 750 00:32:01,553 --> 00:32:05,121 So, go ahead! I will dial for you! 751 00:32:06,959 --> 00:32:08,758 (door shuts, egg splats) wooo! 752 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,460 - Now how do you feel? 753 00:32:10,496 --> 00:32:13,296 - Like I'm ready to take the gd, ged! 754 00:32:13,299 --> 00:32:16,166 - Hell yeah, you are! (both laugh heartily) 755 00:32:16,168 --> 00:32:18,701 Crystal: Woo! 756 00:32:18,737 --> 00:32:20,637 ♪ ooh, driver's seat lidia: I-28. 757 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:21,871 Oscar: I think that belongs to you. 758 00:32:21,907 --> 00:32:23,573 I appreciate your help. 759 00:32:23,575 --> 00:32:24,975 I just want you to know that I mostly have 760 00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:27,344 Everything under control. - No, you don't. 761 00:32:27,413 --> 00:32:29,346 Don't fill your shorts, son. 762 00:32:29,415 --> 00:32:31,314 I never had it under control either. 763 00:32:31,317 --> 00:32:34,084 - Oh. - This place is like a riptide. 764 00:32:34,219 --> 00:32:36,653 Fight it and you drown. 765 00:32:36,655 --> 00:32:39,322 You swim into it, you drown. 766 00:32:39,325 --> 00:32:42,458 Trick is, let it drown ya, 767 00:32:42,494 --> 00:32:44,294 Then you can just float. 768 00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:45,995 - I-I don't know what that means. 769 00:32:46,031 --> 00:32:47,397 - Me neither. - Oh. 770 00:32:47,533 --> 00:32:50,467 But uh, I'm three hooks deep. - Hooks? 771 00:32:50,536 --> 00:32:52,468 - Rum, son. Rum. 772 00:32:52,504 --> 00:32:55,638 Lidia: O-69. 773 00:32:55,708 --> 00:32:57,474 Get your mind outta the gutter, lois, 774 00:32:57,609 --> 00:33:01,344 You dirty, dirty girl. O-69! 775 00:33:01,347 --> 00:33:03,080 Ken: You'll be okay, it's just trial and error. 776 00:33:03,215 --> 00:33:05,082 Mostly error. Lidia: N-41. 777 00:33:05,217 --> 00:33:07,183 Ken: Keep it. It's yours. 778 00:33:07,252 --> 00:33:09,285 Lidia: Anybody got bingo? No? I'll call the next number. 779 00:33:09,355 --> 00:33:11,354 - Is this thing for hammering? (chuckles) 780 00:33:11,357 --> 00:33:13,390 That was a, that was a joke. Sorry. 781 00:33:13,459 --> 00:33:16,460 - If you want, I can show you some stuff. 782 00:33:16,462 --> 00:33:18,561 - Yeah. - Just don't tell my wife. 783 00:33:18,630 --> 00:33:19,963 - No. - Or rhian. 784 00:33:20,098 --> 00:33:21,898 - Noooo. - Okay. 785 00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:25,235 Lidia: Okay, next up, we've got an n-33. 786 00:33:25,304 --> 00:33:27,870 Ken: See ya around, kid. - See ya, ken. 787 00:33:29,441 --> 00:33:31,374 Lidia: Under the g-46. 788 00:33:33,712 --> 00:33:36,513 Once again, right under the g, 789 00:33:36,648 --> 00:33:38,448 Up to tricks, 46. 790 00:33:40,052 --> 00:33:42,419 Anyone have bingo? 791 00:33:42,554 --> 00:33:44,320 Could be right there on your cards, folks. 792 00:33:44,322 --> 00:33:46,222 Easy to miss. 793 00:33:46,258 --> 00:33:48,592 Especially when you're not looking. 794 00:33:48,594 --> 00:33:50,660 (dauber squishes) - oh. (unenthusiastic) 795 00:33:50,662 --> 00:33:53,096 I got it! I won. 796 00:33:53,098 --> 00:33:55,899 - Name of the game is bingo! - Bingo? 797 00:33:55,968 --> 00:33:58,668 - Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner! 798 00:33:58,670 --> 00:34:00,504 Collect your prizes at the exit. 799 00:34:00,639 --> 00:34:04,073 Hey, who's ready for another round of b-I-n-g-o?! 800 00:34:06,745 --> 00:34:10,213 ♪♪♪ 801 00:34:10,249 --> 00:34:12,615 Lidia: You know what to do. Straight back to the clubhouse. 802 00:34:18,857 --> 00:34:25,962 ♪♪♪ 803 00:34:25,964 --> 00:34:28,231 Bea: That was a nice thing you did for oscar. 804 00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:30,233 A complete betrayal of my trust. 805 00:34:30,235 --> 00:34:32,969 But it was... Sweet. 806 00:34:32,971 --> 00:34:34,838 So I'm gonna let it go. 807 00:34:34,907 --> 00:34:37,707 - He needed a hand. It was no big deal. 808 00:34:37,709 --> 00:34:40,743 - You gave him your most sacred possession. 809 00:34:41,980 --> 00:34:43,647 Seems like a big deal, to me. 810 00:34:43,782 --> 00:34:45,916 - It was just a wrench. (sighs) 811 00:34:45,918 --> 00:34:48,452 - I used to worry you were gonna leave me for that wrench. 812 00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:51,421 The way you used to fondle it. - Yeah, nice kid. (sighs) 813 00:34:53,125 --> 00:34:55,057 He needs it more than I do. 814 00:34:57,329 --> 00:34:59,596 Bea: Sammy! - Uh... 815 00:35:03,135 --> 00:35:04,501 - What's the matter? 816 00:35:04,636 --> 00:35:06,203 - Is it that obvious? 817 00:35:06,338 --> 00:35:08,271 - I know my son's face well enough to know 818 00:35:08,273 --> 00:35:10,340 When something's wrong. - (sighs) 819 00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:16,212 - Uh, okay, um... 820 00:35:19,685 --> 00:35:21,551 I... 821 00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:23,620 I've been looking for my biological mom. 822 00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:25,655 And-and I didn't wanna tell you but now I just feel bad 823 00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:27,757 Because I didn't, and-and I wasn't trying to hide it 824 00:35:27,759 --> 00:35:30,860 But I-- - take a breath, sweetie. 825 00:35:30,929 --> 00:35:32,295 It's okay. 826 00:35:35,501 --> 00:35:38,401 - It's not about finding my real parents, okay, 827 00:35:38,403 --> 00:35:40,336 Because you guys are my real parents, 828 00:35:40,372 --> 00:35:43,372 And-and it's not because you did anything wrong. 829 00:35:43,374 --> 00:35:44,908 (fingers tap on mug) 830 00:35:47,980 --> 00:35:50,046 Dad? - You know... 831 00:35:51,517 --> 00:35:55,118 We always wondered if you had any questions. 832 00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,454 We were afraid to ask. 833 00:35:57,456 --> 00:36:00,723 We should've. - We didn't wanna push you. 834 00:36:00,792 --> 00:36:02,792 We always thought you'd come to us. 835 00:36:03,962 --> 00:36:05,595 And now you have. 836 00:36:08,367 --> 00:36:11,935 - So you're not upset? - No! Never. 837 00:36:12,004 --> 00:36:13,937 - I just wanna know where I came from. 838 00:36:14,072 --> 00:36:16,473 And-and I didn't want you guys to think that... 839 00:36:16,608 --> 00:36:19,075 I was trying to replace you. - (chuckles) 840 00:36:19,144 --> 00:36:21,344 Oh, where else are you gonna find two old hippies 841 00:36:21,413 --> 00:36:24,013 Up to their eyeballs in debt? Hmm? 842 00:36:25,217 --> 00:36:27,750 Ken: I know it's-it's wrong, but uh... 843 00:36:27,819 --> 00:36:30,353 I was always a little glad we never found her. 844 00:36:30,422 --> 00:36:34,290 Even after all that looking in, you know, hospitals, police. 845 00:36:36,061 --> 00:36:38,461 It would've been so hard to let you go. 846 00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:40,697 I mean, impossible. 847 00:36:42,367 --> 00:36:44,500 Our family wouldn't be a family 848 00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:46,670 Without you, sammy. 849 00:36:46,672 --> 00:36:48,471 - (sobbing) 850 00:36:51,843 --> 00:36:55,178 - Do you have any... Leads? 851 00:36:55,247 --> 00:36:57,513 - Yeah. (paper crinkles) 852 00:36:57,583 --> 00:36:59,716 Do you have any clue what this is? 853 00:36:59,785 --> 00:37:02,251 (paper crinkles) 854 00:37:02,287 --> 00:37:05,121 Ken: Ah, I haven't seen this symbol in uh... 855 00:37:05,190 --> 00:37:07,156 20 years. 856 00:37:07,226 --> 00:37:09,725 - So you recognize it? - Oh, yeah. 857 00:37:11,263 --> 00:37:13,196 Yeah, I think I do. 858 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,033 (box ruffles) 859 00:37:17,168 --> 00:37:19,935 Rhian was in her "maximum security" phase, 860 00:37:19,972 --> 00:37:21,871 After we let her watch "serpico". 861 00:37:21,907 --> 00:37:23,740 - She tried to burn off her fingerprints. 862 00:37:23,809 --> 00:37:26,276 And she built a safe room in the wood shed. 863 00:37:26,278 --> 00:37:28,812 - She took a picture of every vehicle 864 00:37:28,947 --> 00:37:30,814 That came into the campground. 865 00:37:30,816 --> 00:37:33,950 Ah, just in case there was a murder. 866 00:37:34,085 --> 00:37:36,218 Ah, here it is. 867 00:37:37,689 --> 00:37:39,289 That crazy church bus. 868 00:37:39,291 --> 00:37:41,157 Bea: Christ on wheels. 869 00:37:41,159 --> 00:37:43,125 Well, it was basically a delivery service, 870 00:37:43,161 --> 00:37:46,028 But you got the word of god instead of pizza. 871 00:37:46,064 --> 00:37:48,297 - Yeah, run by a pastor and his wife. 872 00:37:48,299 --> 00:37:49,899 They toured the south shore 873 00:37:50,035 --> 00:37:51,968 Looking for christians on vacation. 874 00:37:51,970 --> 00:37:53,569 - Well, you can't force people to go to church, 875 00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:56,206 But you can chase them down in a jesus bus. 876 00:37:56,341 --> 00:37:58,975 - I mean... It's hard to tell but... 877 00:38:00,078 --> 00:38:02,679 Maybe she looks like me? 878 00:38:02,814 --> 00:38:05,915 - It's hard to say but I see a license plate, son. 879 00:38:07,052 --> 00:38:09,719 Could check it out. Maybe get a name? 880 00:38:09,854 --> 00:38:11,721 It's worth a shot, huh? 881 00:38:11,757 --> 00:38:17,694 ♪♪♪ 882 00:38:17,829 --> 00:38:19,629 (bike spokes rattle) 883 00:38:24,970 --> 00:38:27,269 Eleanor: All right, results day! Let's do this! 884 00:38:27,306 --> 00:38:29,004 - Hey um, I'm freaking out. 885 00:38:29,041 --> 00:38:31,941 I-I need some more of the uh... Catharsis. 886 00:38:32,010 --> 00:38:33,676 Did you save any eggs? 887 00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:35,678 - (chuckles) doesn't work like that. 888 00:38:35,681 --> 00:38:38,014 It's time. Click the link. - No, but see... 889 00:38:38,016 --> 00:38:39,749 If I don't click the link, then I haven't passed, 890 00:38:39,818 --> 00:38:42,284 Or failed, and I am okay. Like, the "shoe dinger's" cat. 891 00:38:42,321 --> 00:38:44,220 But as soon as I click the link, then I-- 892 00:38:44,356 --> 00:38:46,222 - Just click the link. 893 00:38:46,358 --> 00:38:47,857 Click it. Click it! 894 00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:49,859 - Ah! (thumb taps screen) 895 00:38:49,895 --> 00:38:51,794 Huh! Rejected. 896 00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:56,198 They won't even let me take the ged. 897 00:38:58,003 --> 00:38:59,836 - That's because you got a 98 percent 898 00:38:59,905 --> 00:39:02,605 On your placement test, crystal. 899 00:39:02,607 --> 00:39:04,707 They won't let you take classes because your test score 900 00:39:04,710 --> 00:39:07,109 Means you just got your diploma! 901 00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:09,479 (laughs) - what? 902 00:39:11,183 --> 00:39:13,116 Oh, my god! 903 00:39:13,251 --> 00:39:14,817 Did I just graduate high school? 904 00:39:16,788 --> 00:39:19,955 98 percent. - Yeah. 905 00:39:19,991 --> 00:39:22,124 - Oh, my god! 906 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:25,095 I'm a freaking genius! - (chuckles) 907 00:39:25,230 --> 00:39:28,331 - Those other idiots spent four years going to high school, 908 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:31,634 And all I had to do was throw some eggs! 909 00:39:31,770 --> 00:39:33,803 (laughs ecstatically) 910 00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:36,272 Well... What do I do now? 911 00:39:36,341 --> 00:39:39,809 Like, getting my diploma was sort of my whole plan. 912 00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:42,245 - I dunno, college? 913 00:39:42,247 --> 00:39:43,913 A real career? 914 00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:46,015 You can do whatever you want, crystal. 915 00:39:47,952 --> 00:39:49,685 - (screams happily) 916 00:39:51,623 --> 00:39:53,189 (screams) 917 00:39:53,324 --> 00:39:55,758 You will jump for joy with me! 918 00:39:55,761 --> 00:39:57,894 Come on! 919 00:39:57,963 --> 00:40:00,262 Yeah! Ha, ha! Yes!! 920 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,500 Nora (on radio): Mornin' lovers. 921 00:40:03,635 --> 00:40:05,568 I've got one question. 922 00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:08,704 Is today gonna be another marathon of the mundane? 923 00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:12,875 Or should we venture into the great unknown? 924 00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:18,380 Okay, my new show, time to flash the unknown my junk. 925 00:40:18,417 --> 00:40:21,684 I have been hanging on to a lot of baggage. 926 00:40:23,321 --> 00:40:25,187 Mistakes. 927 00:40:25,223 --> 00:40:26,722 And apparently an old decorative pillow 928 00:40:26,724 --> 00:40:29,391 That smells like hash and ass. 929 00:40:29,428 --> 00:40:32,929 But the time has come for a spiritual purge, people. 930 00:40:32,998 --> 00:40:35,665 I'm gonna lay it all bare. 931 00:40:35,667 --> 00:40:38,267 But... Don't think that you're off the hook. 932 00:40:38,303 --> 00:40:40,470 If you've been hanging on to something, 933 00:40:40,472 --> 00:40:43,272 Whether it be an orphaned sock from an ex, 934 00:40:43,341 --> 00:40:46,676 A residual shame about the taxidermy you beat off to. 935 00:40:46,745 --> 00:40:49,378 Hit me up! Share your story. 936 00:40:49,448 --> 00:40:51,548 I'll show you mine, if you show me yours. 937 00:40:51,683 --> 00:40:55,084 Welcome to the first official episode 938 00:40:55,220 --> 00:40:57,586 Of "milk crate confessionals." 939 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:03,759 (video game sounds) ryan: Where're you goin'? 940 00:41:03,829 --> 00:41:06,362 Come on! 941 00:41:06,431 --> 00:41:08,231 Sammy, my man! 942 00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:11,901 Crystal said I was inside too much playing video games. 943 00:41:12,036 --> 00:41:13,569 This is what I call a workaround. 944 00:41:14,673 --> 00:41:16,940 I talked to mom and dad. - Good for you, bro. 945 00:41:17,075 --> 00:41:20,376 They cool? - Yeah, they were... 946 00:41:20,445 --> 00:41:22,177 Kinda the best. 947 00:41:22,214 --> 00:41:23,579 And-and dad dug up a license plate 948 00:41:23,648 --> 00:41:26,316 He thinks had something to do with my birth mom. 949 00:41:26,318 --> 00:41:28,384 - Detective bros back on the case? 950 00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,720 - Yeah. - Oh! I betcha terry 951 00:41:30,855 --> 00:41:32,989 Would totally run the plates for us on the dl. 952 00:41:32,991 --> 00:41:35,325 Maybe see if it's registered to an address, and then we-- 953 00:41:35,327 --> 00:41:36,726 - Already did. 954 00:41:36,861 --> 00:41:39,262 Got a name. And an address. 955 00:41:39,397 --> 00:41:40,629 (paper crinkles) 956 00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:44,000 - Violà arnold. 957 00:41:44,002 --> 00:41:46,068 (emotional exhale) - yeah. 958 00:41:46,137 --> 00:41:48,370 That could be her, ry. 959 00:41:50,075 --> 00:41:53,076 That could be my birth mom. 960 00:41:53,211 --> 00:41:54,977 - This is huge! 961 00:41:55,046 --> 00:41:57,479 - Yeah! Yeah, it is. 962 00:42:00,084 --> 00:42:05,821 ♪♪♪ 963 00:42:05,823 --> 00:42:07,490 (footsteps crunch in the foliage) 964 00:42:07,492 --> 00:42:09,658 (gale clears his throat) 965 00:42:11,997 --> 00:42:14,430 So, the money is at the clubhouse, 966 00:42:14,499 --> 00:42:16,332 Safe and sound. 967 00:42:17,502 --> 00:42:20,303 You can um, drop by and grab your cut whenever. 968 00:42:21,506 --> 00:42:24,040 - My cut? I like the sound of that. 969 00:42:24,109 --> 00:42:26,142 - I have to say, for someone who didn't know 970 00:42:26,211 --> 00:42:27,843 What money laundering was a day ago, 971 00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:31,213 You're a natural. 972 00:42:31,249 --> 00:42:33,182 - Yeah? I'm worried. 973 00:42:33,184 --> 00:42:34,684 - Worried, why? 974 00:42:34,819 --> 00:42:36,786 - Because I kinda loved it. 975 00:42:36,921 --> 00:42:39,122 - Ah. - The thrill, the risk. 976 00:42:39,257 --> 00:42:40,890 The adrenaline. 977 00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:43,425 Ooh, felt like I was on drugs. - Hmm. 978 00:42:44,596 --> 00:42:47,864 First-crime-high. - Hmm, technically second. 979 00:42:47,999 --> 00:42:49,365 - (chuckles) 980 00:42:51,970 --> 00:42:54,070 Better be careful. 981 00:42:54,072 --> 00:42:56,238 You'll get hooked. 982 00:42:56,274 --> 00:42:58,207 Start chasin' the dragon. 983 00:42:59,611 --> 00:43:01,344 - (sighs) 984 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:09,284 ♪♪♪ 985 00:43:09,321 --> 00:43:13,222 ♪♪♪ 986 00:43:16,895 --> 00:43:24,500 ♪♪♪ 987 00:43:24,502 --> 00:43:31,440 ♪♪♪ 988 00:43:31,509 --> 00:43:38,514 ♪♪♪ 989 00:43:38,516 --> 00:43:44,253 ♪♪♪