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[waves lapping]
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[seagulls squawking]
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[narrator] So, here's the thing
about fishing stories...
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they always start on a boat.
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["American Girl" playing]
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[narrator] It was a thick,
hot Florida day.
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You wouldn't know it
from all the expensive gear,
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but James Mayberry
had never fished before.
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- Locked in? I'm good. Is it good?
- Good? There you go.
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- Yeah, yeah. Let's do it.
- All right, here we go.
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[narrator] You know what they say,
you always remember your first time.
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Lou! Louisa!
Honey, I still don't have that beer.
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- Can we fix that, please?
- [Louisa] Okay.
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I said okay.
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Gotta love a honeymoon charter.
Warms the heart.
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You're fun to talk to.
You got a real spark.
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- [reel whirring]
- Oh, oh, oh. Fish on!
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- Game time, boys!
- [crewmate] Whoo!
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- [Louisa] Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
- Christ.
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- Will you give me some space, please?
- Geez.
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I got a fish.
I'm getting it, I'm getting it.
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- Get it up. There it is. There it is.
- [grunting]
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[James] Yeah! Bring it in, baby.
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- Oh, what the fuck! Shit!
- [screams] Oh, my God!
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- What is that? [shrieks]
- [James] Oh, that's not a fish.
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- [Louisa] Oh, my God!
- Captain, that's not a fish!
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- Yeah, I see that.
- [Louisa] Oh, my God!
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- Yo, check out his finger, dude.
- [James] Sick!
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What do you think, maybe a shark got him?
I'm thinking Great White.
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- Seen my fair share of shark shows.
- [Louisa sobbing]
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That's how it happens. One minute,
you're kicking it. Next minute, boom!
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- Chewed to shit.
- [Louisa gagging]
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- I gotta radio the Coast Guard.
- [Louisa sobbing]
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You do that. I'm gonna text my friends.
Muggo's gonna shit his pants. [laughs]
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- [Louisa sobbing]
- We're in the memory-making business.
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[James] Whoo! Oh, yeah.
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[captain] Andrew Yancy's cell phone
had been ringing all morning,
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but he had chosen to ignore it.
It was too nice a day.
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[sighs]
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[captain] He was a simple man,
and as such, he enjoyed simple pleasures.
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A good drink now and then.
A chair with a view.
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And most importantly,
a place to call home.
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He loved damn near all of it.
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[smacks lips, sighs]
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[squawking]
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[captain] He didn't even mind
the occasional uninvited visitor
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that munched on his bushes.
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This was his happy place.
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[footsteps approaching]
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- Yancy, you ever answer your phone?
- [shushes]
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Easy, loud feet.
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Look at this handsome guy over here.
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Those things are covered in ticks.
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[construction vehicle beeping]
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- [workers chattering]
- [Yancy] Jesus.
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You know, there's so much construction
around nowadays
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that the Key deer barely even come around.
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Can you believe the size of that dump?
I'm gonna burn it down.
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Don't burn it down.
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I'll make sure no one's inside,
but it's gonna burn.
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Okay. Burn it down. Sonny wants you
to take a quick road trip to Miami.
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The county code is 35 feet,
and this shitheap here is 45 feet.
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It's the Keys, bro.
No one follows the building code.
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Okay, you, Miami,
a little police business.
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- Ba-ba-ba-ba. In and out.
- I can't do it, Ro.
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I'm technically
not even a detective anymore.
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Do we really have to do this dance?
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Who's dancing? There's no dance.
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I'm suspended. What-What--
How am I dancing?
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- No, it's the, like-- the back-and-forth.
- There's no back-and-forth.
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My brother, you want your job back
very badly, right?
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- Yes.
- Well, I've got something in my car
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that the sheriff wants you
to drive to Miami.
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Oh, look at me, I'm falling asleep.
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- I'm so tired.
- Yeah. I know you have your pride.
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So, if you wanna pretend for a minute
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that you don't wanna do this errand,
that's fine.
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But don't make me stand around here
for fucking ever holding my dick.
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People can't suspend me
and then expect things from me.
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- It's not how it works.
- Whatever.
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That's Barbancourt. Right?
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[smacks lips] Thankfully, yes.
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But I unfortunately
don't have a glass for you.
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I'll take yours.
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[laughs, inhales sharply]
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[captain] Before he got suspended,
Yancy and Ro were partners,
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and hell, sometimes that's even worse
than being married.
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Over the years, Ro had learned how to get
exactly what he wanted from his friend.
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[squawks]
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All it took was a little patience.
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[sighs]
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So what's in the car?
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[Yancy] That's all they found?
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No, man, the head's in the passenger seat.
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If you're too grouchy
to answer the question,
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just say, "I'm too grouchy to answer."
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Don't have to hit me
with the "head in the passenger seat."
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It's already been over to the coroner.
He says
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the vic was a "white male, mid-40s."
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Says that the middle finger thing
was probably just "random rigor mortis."
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He still took a picture with it.
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[Yancy] Such a dipshit.
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{\an8}Oh, I'm late for Natalia's soccer game.
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{\an8}Oh, I would absolutely love to come,
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{\an8}except I would rather
do literally anything
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{\an8}other than watch children play soccer.
But I got it. [sighs]
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{\an8}Hey, do me a favor.
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{\an8}No coaching from the sideline,
not getting hot and yelling.
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{\an8}I know you're Puerto Rican,
but do your best.
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{\an8}You sure you wanna leave it
out there all night? Shit's evidence, man.
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{\an8}Who's gonna jack an arm?
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{\an8}I don't know, raccoons?
They got those little fingers.
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{\an8}[sighs] Here we go. We're taking it in.
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{\an8}- Thank you.
- Yep. You got it.
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{\an8}Call me when you get to Miami.
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{\an8}[Yancy] I can't hear you.
I'm already done talking with you.
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{\an8}[captain] Like I said,
just like a married couple.
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{\an8}Love you.
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{\an8}[officer] Andrew,
I can't have that arm here.
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Negative publicity like this,
not good for business.
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- It'll hurt tourism.
- [Yancy] That's horseshit, Sonny.
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[captain] The sheriff was a local bubba
named Sonny Summers.
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He won office 'cause he was
the only candidate not in federal custody.
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First of all,
that floating arm can't hurt tourism.
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Nothing's gonna keep these fucking idiots
out of the water.
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That beach on the Rickenbacker Causeway
is filled with raw sewage.
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People are still out there every day
just swimming in shit, Sonny.
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[Sonny] Look, this is different, okay?
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The clown who reeled in the damn thing
already posted a pic on social media.
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Goddamn it.
I'm gonna nip this in the butt.
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Bud, right? You nip things in the bud.
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Maybe you do. I need that arm gone.
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Sonny, the odds of that limb floating
down here are pretty fucking slim.
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The-- The Gulf Stream flows north.
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No, duh. I was born here.
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What if Miami doesn't take the arm?
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[Sonny] Persuade them.
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Bottom line, tomorrow I'm announcing
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that the investigation has been
turned over to the authorities
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of Miami-Dade County.
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- Counting on you here.
- Yeah, that doesn't seem smart.
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Listen to me.
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I'm only gonna go up there
on one condition.
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- [sighs]
- [Yancy] I am dying at home.
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I need you to lift my suspension.
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You're gonna have to talk
to your girlfriend. Bonnie's your problem.
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And she didn't think twice
about telling the ADA
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that you violently and deliberately
assaulted her husband.
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That's why I never,
ever think with my dick.
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Yeah. You're actually known for that.
You do zero dick thinking.
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Our love is like a streaking comet.
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Those are her words. Not mine.
Kind of pretty though.
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It might have been from
one of the books she gave me.
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- Get the arm out of my town.
- [Yancy] She gives me books.
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[call ends]
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[captain]
Yancy didn't love driving to Miami.
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A lot of bad memories up there.
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On the other hand, it did feel good
to be doing any kind of police work again.
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It'd been a while.
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["Scratch My Back" playing]
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Hey, how's it going?
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It's going. May I help you?
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My name is Andrew Yancy.
I'm from the Keys.
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And please help yourself to a popsicle,
but crabs are off-limits.
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Mmm, I'm gonna eat those later.
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Okay. Um.
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That's a random rigor mortis.
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I feel weird even saying it to you
'cause you would know that probably.
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[grunts]
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Got a lot of elbow room in here,
must be nice for a workspace.
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It's like an open floor plan.
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Everyone wants this in their work now.
More open, less close.
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I don't mind morgues,
especially in the summer.
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- [sighs]
- Nice and cool.
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- Always around 60 degrees, you know?
- [chuckles]
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I'm so sorry. I completely forgot to ask
you what your feelings on morgues were.
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Are you being mean or funny?
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Mean funny. Now, please.
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- [shushes]
- Totally.
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[coroner] I'm no shark expert.
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Gonna have to bother a marine biologist
for that one.
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{\an8}Okay, uh, Dr. Rosa Campesino.
Uh, I like your name.
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- I feel blessed.
- [chuckles]
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So you, uh, brought this all the way
from the Keys because...
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My sheriff felt
that this particular appendage
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might belong to one of your victims
and could hopefully stay here in Miami,
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where random severed arms
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are an everyday thing. So, pretty please?
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Yeah, I've got the county's
current inventory
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- on body parts.
- Okay?
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And none of them match a black-haired,
white male in his 40s.
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Ah, fucknuts.
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Fucknuts, for real.
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- But did you notice his watch is missing?
- Hmm.
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You see this?
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If someone took that, you know,
that could make it a homicide.
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Yeah, well, my sheriff is not gonna love
the word homicide.
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How about this? Maybe the shark
that mangled the poor fucker
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also likes to eat watches.
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I mean, if someone took the watch, why
would they not swipe the wedding ring too?
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That looks like it's platinum.
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Look at you making a good point.
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That's not the first time. Ask around.
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You know what,
that humerus is hacked up pretty bad.
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Now we're talking.
Maybe the guy went out fishing by himself.
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He's a lonely gentleman. And then
he backed into the boat's propeller.
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- That's how my grandfather died.
- No, he didn't.
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Yeah, he's still alive.
But you know, could've happened.
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Yeah, maybe.
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It does look a little like a--
a propeller wound.
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Definitely propeller-like,
if not all the way, it's a propeller.
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- You're good.
- Still doesn't make it my problem.
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Ugh, you're killing me, Rosa.
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Please don't say
what I think you're about to say.
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Sorry, not my case.
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[Yancy groans]
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Making jokes with the dead
is very, very bad luck.
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Ooh! Mango. All right.
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You're not a complete dummy after all.
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Yeah. Yeah, mango's the best.
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You should take this back to the Keys.
You know, just wait around,
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see if someone shows up
looking for a missing husband.
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What if nobody shows up?
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Rosa, it's a cold business
when true love goes south.
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- True that.
- Love everything about you
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and this place, other than the fact
that you didn't take the arm.
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[Rosa] Bye.
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[Yancy] Well, surprise, surprise.
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They didn't take the fucking arm.
So now what do you want me to do?
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00:11:58,010 --> 00:12:00,846
The ball. Natalia! Get the ball!
231
00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:02,389
Hey, hey, don't yell at her!
232
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:03,891
Put an "I love you" on top of that.
233
00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:06,768
With the same energy you were taking
her head off with, Bobby Knight.
234
00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:09,188
- I love you!
- [Yancy] It's better, much better.
235
00:12:09,188 --> 00:12:10,981
What do you want me to do
with this fucking thing?
236
00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:14,401
The cooler's starting to smell like old
onions and not a good s-- onion. A bad--
237
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,320
The whole car smells like death.
238
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:17,404
Just lose it somewhere.
239
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,406
I have no idea
what brand of cooler this is,
240
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:22,701
but they better not claim they keep
smells in because they absolutely don't.
241
00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:23,785
Okay, listen to me.
242
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:27,873
You got me driving around with a cooler
that doesn't live up to its promises.
243
00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:29,124
[Ro] Jesus Christ. Focus.
244
00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:31,668
Take 905 back through North Key Largo.
245
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:34,546
There are canals back there
loaded with hungry crocs.
246
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:48,769
I don't know. I'll think about it, Ro.
247
00:12:49,353 --> 00:12:52,731
I really wish you wouldn't.
When has thinking ever worked out for you?
248
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,363
[Yancy]
Why are you so okay throwing an arm out?
249
00:12:59,363 --> 00:13:01,240
You're acting
like it's your mother-in-law's arm,
250
00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:02,574
but what if it was your mom's arm?
251
00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:03,867
Come on, man.
252
00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:07,246
No one's coming for that,
and Sonny wants it gone.
253
00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:08,997
It's not a big deal.
254
00:13:10,249 --> 00:13:11,375
- [chitters]
- [grunts]
255
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,672
[vehicle approaching]
256
00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:21,927
[birds squawking]
257
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:23,887
[Yancy exhales deeply]
258
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,265
[sighs]
259
00:13:26,265 --> 00:13:28,517
[rumbles]
260
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:29,935
[inhales sharply]
261
00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:34,523
But, what if this wasn't an accident?
[stammers] It doesn't feel right.
262
00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:37,860
I'm begging you for once,
do what's right for you.
263
00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:39,444
Ditch the fucking arm and come home.
264
00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:48,662
[captain] Yancy knew
that to get his job back
265
00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:50,831
all he had to do was stay out of trouble,
266
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:55,294
unfortunately, trouble always
seemed to come looking for him.
267
00:13:56,128 --> 00:13:58,380
Ah.
268
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:02,176
[sniffs] Oof, that smells great.
269
00:14:02,718 --> 00:14:03,760
I'll open the wine.
270
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,971
[Yancy] Hey,
you're still testifying against me, right?
271
00:14:05,971 --> 00:14:07,639
[chuckles]
272
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,186
[sighs] Okay.
273
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:15,898
["Honey Dove" playing through speakers]
274
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,651
{\an8}[Bonnie] I got you something.
275
00:14:20,444 --> 00:14:21,570
Oh, good, a book.
276
00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:23,864
- [chuckles]
- Why does this keep happening?
277
00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:25,574
- You'll love it.
- Yeah.
278
00:14:25,574 --> 00:14:26,909
It's like it's about you.
279
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:30,329
- It looks long. I'm not that complicated.
- [chuckles]
280
00:14:31,163 --> 00:14:34,499
2009, Bordeaux,
I should have decanted it for a bit.
281
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:37,753
- Sip it.
- Mmm. [clicks tongue]
282
00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:38,754
- Sorry.
- [sighs]
283
00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:42,132
- So, where is the good doctor?
- Mmm.
284
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,843
- Cliff's in Lauderdale.
- Uh-huh.
285
00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:47,221
He's got a meeting tomorrow
with our bankers.
286
00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:49,097
[smacks lips]
Must be nice to have bankers.
287
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:51,016
[chuckles] Don't be pedestrian, Andrew.
288
00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:53,685
Tell me again why he isn't divorcing you.
289
00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:54,978
Cliff adores me.
290
00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:57,189
- Even after he caught us together?
- Uh-huh.
291
00:14:57,189 --> 00:14:58,690
- Really?
- Yes.
292
00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:01,360
- I'm easy to forgive, Andrew.
- [chuckles]
293
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:04,446
Mmm.
294
00:15:05,781 --> 00:15:08,033
- You know, I think Sonny would, uh...
- [chuckles]
295
00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:09,785
- Oh, my-- [sighs]
- ...lift my suspension
296
00:15:09,785 --> 00:15:13,080
if you could get Cliff
to drop the charges.
297
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,123
That's why you invited me over tonight.
298
00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:16,667
That's a false statement.
299
00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:19,169
I invited you here every night this week.
300
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:21,255
[smacks lips] It's true. I'm sorry.
301
00:15:22,256 --> 00:15:25,384
I guess I didn't call you back
'cause I just feel like whatever this is
302
00:15:25,384 --> 00:15:27,886
has reached its natural end.
303
00:15:28,846 --> 00:15:30,514
A trial would be embarrassing
for everyone.
304
00:15:30,514 --> 00:15:31,974
Mmm. Oh.
305
00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:34,643
Especially your husband,
the alleged victim.
306
00:15:34,643 --> 00:15:38,063
Oh... [chuckles] ...alleged?
307
00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:42,276
[laughs] Andrew! Are you serious?
308
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,072
The fuck?
309
00:15:48,866 --> 00:15:51,410
[Bonnie]
I mean, I wasn't the only witness.
310
00:15:52,286 --> 00:15:54,454
Everyone heard him screaming,
311
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,291
"Stop, stop, stop!"
312
00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,459
[vehicles crash]
313
00:16:04,173 --> 00:16:07,384
[Yancy] Well, I mean,
he did call you a whore prior to that.
314
00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:08,927
I was cheating on him!
315
00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:11,638
- And he slapped you.
- [sighs]
316
00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:13,390
Hard.
317
00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:15,893
Really is a good year.
318
00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:21,899
Well, I suppose I should go. [moans]
319
00:16:25,444 --> 00:16:27,446
[breathing heavily, moaning]
320
00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:38,165
[ceramic shatters]
321
00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:44,922
You really should decant that.
322
00:16:44,922 --> 00:16:46,798
Mmm, we finished the good stuff.
323
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:50,052
This is from a box in the garage.
324
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:53,388
You know, the detective in me
really gets why Cliff wouldn't leave you.
325
00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:57,392
I mean, he's 60.
Not necessarily a head-turner.
326
00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:59,770
You could stop traffic. You're barely 40.
327
00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:02,523
Forty-two and you know it, but thank you.
328
00:17:02,523 --> 00:17:03,899
But why wouldn't you leave him?
329
00:17:03,899 --> 00:17:07,694
He's a piece of shit,
pill-pushing dermatologist.
330
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,488
You'd get plenty in the split.
331
00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:11,281
Does he have something on you?
332
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,951
Oh, no more than I do on him.
333
00:17:13,951 --> 00:17:16,954
You should see his internet history.
He's a total perv.
334
00:17:16,954 --> 00:17:18,955
You ever get choked
while pleasuring yourself?
335
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:20,999
One time. But it was not on purpose.
336
00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:23,877
I was wearing a tie
and then I kind of tripped.
337
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,671
[both chuckle]
338
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:30,300
[inhales sharply] Okay. You win, Andrew.
339
00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:33,053
I'll talk to Cliff again tomorrow.
340
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,137
Thank you.
341
00:17:35,264 --> 00:17:39,852
I really, uh, like being a detective
and, uh...
342
00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:43,397
[scoffs] ...you know, I don't--
I don't like a lot of things so...
343
00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:45,649
- Yeah.
- [chuckles]
344
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:48,610
I need some ice in my wine. You?
345
00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:52,155
I'm good. [sighs]
346
00:17:54,658 --> 00:17:57,411
[screams] Andrew! God, no!
347
00:17:57,411 --> 00:18:00,372
- Whose is that?
- Oh, fuck. Bonnie!
348
00:18:00,372 --> 00:18:02,207
- It's not what you think it is.
- [door slams]
349
00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:05,335
Well, it-it's exactly what you think
it is, but it's-- Good explanation.
350
00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:07,963
- [car engine starts]
- Hey, hold on!
351
00:18:07,963 --> 00:18:09,631
- Bonnie!
- Christ! What did you do?
352
00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:12,301
I didn't do anything! You're overreacting!
353
00:18:23,187 --> 00:18:24,813
[captain] Before I go any further here,
354
00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:28,734
I gotta tell you a little story
about a young man over in the Bahamas.
355
00:18:29,651 --> 00:18:33,447
Now, I know it's annoying to leave
this story just when it's getting fun,
356
00:18:33,447 --> 00:18:36,116
but I promise it'll make sense eventually.
357
00:18:37,326 --> 00:18:39,203
Just be patient.
358
00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:52,508
[squawking]
359
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:04,102
[captain] It's hard to imagine someone
living a simpler life than Andrew Yancy,
360
00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:06,563
but Neville Stafford sure as hell did.
361
00:19:07,231 --> 00:19:11,568
His days were filled with fishing,
eating those fish, and not much else.
362
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:15,822
Heck, as long as Neville had
his little shack in paradise,
363
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,282
he was good to go.
364
00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:20,619
It was his happy place too.
365
00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:28,418
And it shouldn't be lost on you that,
just like Yancy,
366
00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:32,589
Neville considered all the nature
around him to be close, personal friends.
367
00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:33,590
Hey, little man.
368
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:36,844
Mr. Stafford.
369
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,305
Mr. Stafford.
370
00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:42,766
Neville. What do you want?
371
00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:44,017
Can we talk a bit?
372
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:48,939
[captain] Luckily, Neville had
a buddy inside for backup.
373
00:19:48,939 --> 00:19:50,399
[chatters]
374
00:19:50,399 --> 00:19:52,442
Their partnership was
also like a marriage.
375
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:55,654
[shrieks] No! Bad monkey. Bad.
376
00:19:55,654 --> 00:19:57,948
Jesus, boy.
377
00:19:57,948 --> 00:19:59,700
Where did you get that ugly thing?
378
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:02,119
Speak kindly or Driggs will fuck you up.
379
00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:03,745
[chatters]
380
00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:06,415
I won him in a game of dominoes
against an old man in Fresh Creek.
381
00:20:06,415 --> 00:20:08,500
He owed me money. [sighs] So he told me...
382
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,294
"Driggs is one of the trained monkeys
383
00:20:10,294 --> 00:20:12,880
from the very last Johnny Depp
pirate movie they made out here."
384
00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:16,842
He said I could literally teach him
to do anything I wanted.
385
00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:22,598
- Driggs... [sighs] ...up.
- [chattering]
386
00:20:22,598 --> 00:20:26,143
Up. Up, up, up, up, up, up!
387
00:20:26,143 --> 00:20:27,853
[grunts]
388
00:20:27,853 --> 00:20:29,479
[sucks teeth]
That old man was full of shit.
389
00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:32,733
Now, what do you mean,
I have to leave my home?
390
00:20:33,734 --> 00:20:34,985
We sent notices.
391
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,654
[sniffs] I've been fishing.
392
00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:39,615
- For a month?
- I like fishing.
393
00:20:39,615 --> 00:20:41,575
They're putting up a resort here.
394
00:20:41,575 --> 00:20:44,411
An American gentleman
by the name of Christopher.
395
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,246
He's been buying up all the land.
396
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:48,123
Discussion over. I'm not selling.
397
00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:49,583
But it's not up to you.
398
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:51,793
Your half-sister, Samara, in Florida,
399
00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:55,297
she's the official trustee,
and she's sold already.
400
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,091
How can she do this?
401
00:20:58,091 --> 00:21:01,887
Easy now.
She got to split the money with you.
402
00:21:02,471 --> 00:21:05,182
The whole resort's going to be top shelf.
403
00:21:05,182 --> 00:21:09,269
Going to have a tiki bar,
freshwater pools over there,
404
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:12,189
clay tennis courts, a spa.
405
00:21:12,189 --> 00:21:15,943
They're gonna call it Curly Tail Lane.
406
00:21:15,943 --> 00:21:18,737
Green Beach is what my father
always called this place.
407
00:21:18,737 --> 00:21:20,155
Maybe once upon a time.
408
00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:24,743
[captain] He was afraid to tell
the government man what he really thought.
409
00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:25,827
Can I get another beer?
410
00:21:26,662 --> 00:21:27,621
[captain] He got over it.
411
00:21:27,621 --> 00:21:28,956
Get the fuck off my land.
412
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:36,713
[captain] Neville wasn't the only one
feeling like the world was out to get him.
413
00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:39,424
[Yancy] For the tenth time, Bonnie,
I didn't chop anyone up.
414
00:21:40,008 --> 00:21:41,218
Call me back.
415
00:21:42,928 --> 00:21:45,681
[captain] Luckily for Yancy,
he had someone to take it out on.
416
00:21:45,681 --> 00:21:48,183
[realtor] What do you mean your clients
can't find the house?
417
00:21:48,684 --> 00:21:51,687
[scoffs] I just told you
the big yellow one.
418
00:21:52,521 --> 00:21:54,398
Hey, excuse me.
419
00:21:55,399 --> 00:22:01,071
[laughs] Uh, there's a, um,
there's a dead raccoon in my house.
420
00:22:01,071 --> 00:22:02,906
[captain] This was not news to Yancy.
421
00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:04,449
Not good. How'd it get there?
422
00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:05,534
[stammers] I don't know.
423
00:22:05,534 --> 00:22:07,911
The damn thing looks like it got pancaked
by a truck or something.
424
00:22:07,911 --> 00:22:09,079
- In your house?
- Yeah.
425
00:22:09,079 --> 00:22:10,497
- Huh.
- Oh!
426
00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:11,623
I'm Evan Shook.
427
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,877
- Big dog. [chuckles]
- Okay.
428
00:22:14,877 --> 00:22:18,172
So look, I called animal control,
but I got people coming over any minute.
429
00:22:18,172 --> 00:22:20,215
They flew in from Dallas.
I could really use a hand, bro.
430
00:22:20,215 --> 00:22:21,675
Okay, here's the thing--
Evan Shook, is it?
431
00:22:21,675 --> 00:22:23,594
- Uh-huh.
- I wanna help you, I do.
432
00:22:23,594 --> 00:22:27,347
But it is really bad luck to disturb
a dead animal, and I can't afford that.
433
00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:29,099
Bad luck? What are you talking,
voodoo or some shit?
434
00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:31,268
No, it's like an instant curse.
You can borrow my shovel.
435
00:22:31,268 --> 00:22:33,645
No! Dude, it-it reeks to high hell.
436
00:22:33,645 --> 00:22:36,565
Oh, I'm sure it does. I mean,
dead things usually smell pretty bad.
437
00:22:36,565 --> 00:22:38,192
[car approaches]
438
00:22:38,192 --> 00:22:40,152
Ah, shit.
439
00:22:40,152 --> 00:22:42,112
- Hey, peace, bro.
- Yeah.
440
00:22:42,112 --> 00:22:45,991
[captain] Yancy felt that warm glow he
always got when he made an enemy for life.
441
00:22:45,991 --> 00:22:47,576
[Evan] Christina, how are you?
442
00:22:47,576 --> 00:22:49,369
[Ro] What the hell's going on over there?
443
00:22:49,369 --> 00:22:50,996
[Yancy] Dead-raccoon situation.
444
00:22:50,996 --> 00:22:52,915
Cool. You got any food?
445
00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:56,210
The reason I came, Sonny sent me.
446
00:22:57,503 --> 00:22:58,879
What'd you ever do with that arm?
447
00:22:58,879 --> 00:23:03,300
Oh, um, well, you told me to toss it
in the canal, so I tossed it.
448
00:23:05,677 --> 00:23:06,678
Mmm.
449
00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:12,351
- I still got it.
- That's what I figured. [sighs]
450
00:23:12,351 --> 00:23:15,020
Wow, you truly never listen to me.
451
00:23:15,687 --> 00:23:18,774
Good news, though, because a woman
came in to report her husband missing
452
00:23:18,774 --> 00:23:20,859
- from a boating accident.
- Well, that took long enough.
453
00:23:20,859 --> 00:23:21,944
Uh, she was in Europe.
454
00:23:21,944 --> 00:23:25,155
Old man was heading to the Bahamas
on a fishing trip.
455
00:23:25,155 --> 00:23:28,867
Here's the kicker,
she wants the fucking arm, man.
456
00:23:28,867 --> 00:23:30,035
- S-- [chuckles]
- Wow.
457
00:23:30,035 --> 00:23:32,663
She wants to do a church service,
the whole show.
458
00:23:33,163 --> 00:23:36,166
- She needs the arm back to bury it.
- Yeah, that's gonna be a tiny casket.
459
00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:37,918
They'll probably
have a regular-size casket.
460
00:23:37,918 --> 00:23:39,378
That's a big waste of wood.
461
00:23:40,671 --> 00:23:44,091
You know, I should be getting major
brownie points for this from Sonny.
462
00:23:44,883 --> 00:23:48,554
Could you imagine how ugly the press
would be if you lost a dead guy's arm?
463
00:23:48,554 --> 00:23:50,013
Jesus, man.
464
00:23:50,681 --> 00:23:51,682
[phone chimes]
465
00:23:52,182 --> 00:23:54,142
All right, Sonny's gonna tell the widow
466
00:23:54,142 --> 00:24:00,607
that you're the authorized custodian
of the unclaimed remains or some shit.
467
00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:03,318
Her name's Eve, as in Christmas.
468
00:24:03,318 --> 00:24:05,404
Stripling as in stripper.
469
00:24:05,404 --> 00:24:06,613
[Yancy] Mm-hmm, I'm listening.
470
00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:08,866
All right, here's her number.
471
00:24:09,408 --> 00:24:12,369
Meet her, give her the arm,
then get the hell out of Dodge.
472
00:24:12,369 --> 00:24:15,622
- No talking, no questions.
- Why do you feel like you gotta warn me?
473
00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:17,249
You really wanna have this conversation?
474
00:24:17,249 --> 00:24:20,586
Yeah, I was hoping to. That's why I said
what I said. Sometimes it's fun to talk.
475
00:24:21,170 --> 00:24:23,630
Just behave, man.
She just lost her husband.
476
00:24:27,551 --> 00:24:29,428
[Yancy] I'm sorry for your loss,
Mrs. Stripling.
477
00:24:29,428 --> 00:24:33,682
[Eve] Thank you.
Yeah, it's-- it's awful. It's just awful.
478
00:24:34,892 --> 00:24:36,685
So, where do you want to meet up?
479
00:24:36,685 --> 00:24:39,479
[Yancy] There's a shopping center
about halfway between us.
480
00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:42,274
It'll be easy to find me.
I'll be wearing a blue hat.
481
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:55,204
Hi.
482
00:24:55,204 --> 00:24:56,330
Hey.
483
00:24:56,330 --> 00:24:59,750
- Are you Detective Yancy?
- And you must be Mrs. Stripling.
484
00:24:59,750 --> 00:25:01,251
Eve's fine.
485
00:25:01,251 --> 00:25:02,377
- Hi.
- Hi.
486
00:25:04,296 --> 00:25:06,840
- [sighs]
- This kind of feels like a drug deal.
487
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,133
[chuckles]
488
00:25:10,052 --> 00:25:13,639
I guess I should take--
take a look, right?
489
00:25:16,350 --> 00:25:17,351
[inhales sharply]
490
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:21,855
Well, that's how they found it.
You know, just random rigor mortis.
491
00:25:21,855 --> 00:25:23,899
It's, uh, it is weird, I know.
492
00:25:23,899 --> 00:25:26,193
It's uh, u-- very unique, but it's--
493
00:25:26,193 --> 00:25:29,613
[stammers] I don't know,
but it's un-uncomfortable.
494
00:25:29,613 --> 00:25:32,950
- It's really uncomfortable. [chuckles]
- Yeah.
495
00:25:35,202 --> 00:25:36,203
Mmm.
496
00:25:36,203 --> 00:25:39,456
It's his ring. It's definitely him.
This sucks.
497
00:25:40,541 --> 00:25:41,542
Fuck!
498
00:25:42,125 --> 00:25:43,627
You doing all right?
499
00:25:43,627 --> 00:25:48,131
I just feel like this isn't even real.
I'm like in a Winn-Dixie, like... [sighs]
500
00:25:48,841 --> 00:25:50,843
...looking at my husband's arm, I just--
501
00:25:53,971 --> 00:25:55,931
- I'm gonna take it.
- No, no, I got this.
502
00:25:58,058 --> 00:26:01,603
- Thanks.
- So, uh, they ever find Nick's boat?
503
00:26:01,603 --> 00:26:05,315
Mm-mmm, no. They just found
some cushions and, uh, spare gas cans.
504
00:26:05,315 --> 00:26:09,570
There was a fuel slick, like five miles
off the coast of Sombrero Lighthouse.
505
00:26:09,570 --> 00:26:11,822
Ah. Anybody else on board?
506
00:26:11,822 --> 00:26:13,574
Just my Nicky.
507
00:26:13,574 --> 00:26:16,952
He was-- He was on his way up
to Cay Sal to meet up with some friends.
508
00:26:17,995 --> 00:26:21,206
[captain] Yancy knew with all of his heart
that the smart move was to say goodbye
509
00:26:21,206 --> 00:26:25,919
to Eve Stripling and the arm that smelled
like onions and never look back.
510
00:26:25,919 --> 00:26:27,379
Let's sit in the car.
511
00:26:27,379 --> 00:26:29,798
- I-- No, I'm so sorry. I--
- Just a few questions, all routine.
512
00:26:29,798 --> 00:26:31,550
I actually have to go.
513
00:26:32,801 --> 00:26:34,011
[sighs]
514
00:26:34,928 --> 00:26:36,346
When did you learn Nick was missing?
515
00:26:36,346 --> 00:26:38,473
Um, I was in Paris.
516
00:26:38,473 --> 00:26:41,018
Yeah, it was a--
it was a birthday present from Nick.
517
00:26:41,602 --> 00:26:42,603
So were these.
518
00:26:42,603 --> 00:26:44,813
- Oh, fancy.
- Thanks.
519
00:26:44,813 --> 00:26:47,774
- [whispers] They were like ten grand.
- [whispers] Why are we whispering?
520
00:26:48,859 --> 00:26:49,943
[whispers] I don't know.
521
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:54,323
Anyway, I-I hadn't heard from him,
but like that's super normal.
522
00:26:54,323 --> 00:26:56,325
When he's on the islands
I never hear from him
523
00:26:56,325 --> 00:26:58,327
because the cell service out there
is suck-o.
524
00:26:58,327 --> 00:27:00,704
He was supposed to come home
the Sunday after I did.
525
00:27:00,704 --> 00:27:03,040
And when he didn't show, at first
I was like, "Oh, this--
526
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,667
The fishing must be
super great." I didn't really--
527
00:27:08,712 --> 00:27:10,672
Why are you not writing any of this?
528
00:27:10,672 --> 00:27:12,090
I'll remember it.
529
00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:13,884
You'd make a really great waiter.
530
00:27:13,884 --> 00:27:16,845
I actually get that a lot.
Although in practice, terrible waiter.
531
00:27:16,845 --> 00:27:19,097
Yeah, they fired me.
They said I was too gregarious.
532
00:27:19,097 --> 00:27:21,016
- I talked too much to the clients.
- Oh.
533
00:27:21,016 --> 00:27:22,893
Anyway, like I said, this is just routine.
534
00:27:22,893 --> 00:27:23,977
Mm-hmm.
535
00:27:23,977 --> 00:27:27,356
So, uh, Wednesday comes and still no Nick.
536
00:27:27,356 --> 00:27:29,900
And then that's
when the Coast Guard told me...
537
00:27:29,900 --> 00:27:31,693
- Mmm.
- ...what they found.
538
00:27:32,569 --> 00:27:33,779
[sighs]
539
00:27:33,779 --> 00:27:36,490
Oh, my God,
he loved that damn fishing boat.
540
00:27:36,490 --> 00:27:38,951
He named it Summer's Eve, after me.
541
00:27:39,993 --> 00:27:41,161
[Yancy] Hmm.
542
00:27:41,161 --> 00:27:43,080
You know that's also the n-name of--
543
00:27:44,331 --> 00:27:46,834
You know what?
Forget it. It's a lovely gesture.
544
00:27:46,834 --> 00:27:48,001
Are we done?
545
00:27:48,502 --> 00:27:50,587
Almost. Did you have any children?
546
00:27:50,587 --> 00:27:53,799
No, we didn't. I mean,
he has his daughter and she's totally...
547
00:27:55,801 --> 00:27:57,135
so lovely.
548
00:27:57,928 --> 00:28:01,765
And, um, she's actually coming down
for the service on Saturday.
549
00:28:05,227 --> 00:28:06,353
It still just...
550
00:28:07,855 --> 00:28:08,856
[whispering] ...doesn't seem real.
551
00:28:15,737 --> 00:28:18,615
Again, I'm sorry for your loss.
552
00:28:20,117 --> 00:28:21,243
Thank you.
553
00:28:22,619 --> 00:28:25,539
[sobs, sniffles]
554
00:28:28,542 --> 00:28:30,961
[Yancy] You should've seen it.
She had her mouth all scrunched up,
555
00:28:30,961 --> 00:28:33,714
and she was panting a little,
but there was no noise.
556
00:28:33,714 --> 00:28:34,798
[Rosa] So what?
557
00:28:34,798 --> 00:28:37,092
I'm telling you,
she was trying very, very hard to cry.
558
00:28:37,092 --> 00:28:40,554
Okay, so you're saying
that you saw the expression on her face
559
00:28:40,554 --> 00:28:42,514
through the car window
as the car was driving by.
560
00:28:42,514 --> 00:28:45,267
I know what I saw, Rosa. I'm sure of it.
561
00:28:46,143 --> 00:28:48,979
You know, also I-I guess I could be wrong
'cause it was hard to see.
562
00:28:48,979 --> 00:28:52,608
But get this, she said this afternoon
she's popping over to the Bahamas
563
00:28:52,608 --> 00:28:54,693
for a few days, just to be sad.
564
00:28:54,693 --> 00:28:56,361
[Rosa] So?
You don't know how people grieve.
565
00:28:56,361 --> 00:28:59,865
[chuckling] Come on, Tilly.
Come on, you silly girl.
566
00:29:00,449 --> 00:29:02,743
[Yancy] I know that they don't usually
do it on beaches.
567
00:29:02,743 --> 00:29:04,119
Hi!
568
00:29:05,662 --> 00:29:07,456
Gorgeous day in paradise!
569
00:29:08,415 --> 00:29:09,583
Come on, sweetie pie. [kisses]
570
00:29:09,583 --> 00:29:12,044
[sighs] Fine.
You know everything about everything.
571
00:29:12,044 --> 00:29:16,089
What is with all the storm clouds?
You look angry at the world.
572
00:29:16,089 --> 00:29:20,260
Well, spent my entire morning
autopsying a 15-year-old girl
573
00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:24,097
who got shot yesterday at her own
quinceaƱera by her mom's boyfriend, so...
574
00:29:24,765 --> 00:29:26,225
- Now I feel like a asshole.
- [sighs]
575
00:29:26,225 --> 00:29:28,393
I-I'm sorry, Rosa, that's tough.
576
00:29:28,977 --> 00:29:31,396
That is a, uh-- That's a challenging day.
577
00:29:33,190 --> 00:29:34,149
Yeah.
578
00:29:34,983 --> 00:29:39,112
[sighs] So, what? You wanna know
what the state has on Nick Stripling?
579
00:29:39,112 --> 00:29:40,447
Yeah.
580
00:29:42,658 --> 00:29:45,410
Why did you drive all the way up here
to see me again?
581
00:29:45,410 --> 00:29:48,413
I mean, why not check the state files
at your station?
582
00:29:48,413 --> 00:29:50,499
I didn't come all the way up here
just to see you again.
583
00:29:50,499 --> 00:29:52,751
I was halfway when I met the widow.
584
00:29:52,751 --> 00:29:55,712
Then I just came into town to have dinner
with a friend, Tommy Biscayne.
585
00:29:56,338 --> 00:29:59,758
And it's not a great time for me
to be at my station fishing around.
586
00:30:01,260 --> 00:30:03,053
The-The last part was true,
the rest of it's not.
587
00:30:03,053 --> 00:30:04,930
I don't know anyone named Tommy Biscayne.
588
00:30:06,223 --> 00:30:08,517
[Rosa sighs] There you go.
589
00:30:08,517 --> 00:30:11,812
When he was 24 years old,
he had a minor role in an insurance scam.
590
00:30:11,812 --> 00:30:14,773
Crashed cars into drivers
and submitted phony claims.
591
00:30:14,773 --> 00:30:19,069
Hmm. Yeah, whiplash is easy to fake.
You just get a sketchy doctor to go along.
592
00:30:19,069 --> 00:30:21,446
But young Nicky's take
would've been pretty slim.
593
00:30:21,446 --> 00:30:22,531
So what?
594
00:30:22,531 --> 00:30:25,868
I'm just trying to understand how he had
enough money to buy tacky diamond earrings
595
00:30:25,868 --> 00:30:29,788
- and boats.
- And missing watches.
596
00:30:30,372 --> 00:30:31,456
Yeah.
597
00:30:32,541 --> 00:30:34,459
God, I gotta know
what happened to this clown.
598
00:30:35,669 --> 00:30:36,795
You know I checked up on you.
599
00:30:39,047 --> 00:30:41,633
Used to be homicide. Miami.
600
00:30:41,633 --> 00:30:43,010
Guilty as charged.
601
00:30:43,677 --> 00:30:46,263
- So, what happened?
- [sighs] It's a story for another time.
602
00:30:46,263 --> 00:30:49,308
It's fine. I like working in the Keys
when I'm working.
603
00:30:49,308 --> 00:30:51,643
I'm actually, uh, currently suspended.
604
00:30:51,643 --> 00:30:54,938
That's a story for another time,
after the previous story for another time.
605
00:30:55,689 --> 00:30:59,860
Right now, I'm just pretty much focused
on, you know, moving down the ladder
606
00:30:59,860 --> 00:31:03,071
- just as quickly as possible. [chuckles]
- [laughs]
607
00:31:04,281 --> 00:31:06,116
- Thanks for cheering me up.
- [Yancy] Yeah.
608
00:31:06,617 --> 00:31:09,870
A-- Another time could be now,
if you're hungry? Wanna grab lunch?
609
00:31:10,829 --> 00:31:12,456
[sighs] I'm seeing someone.
610
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:15,751
Oh, cool. That's great news.
611
00:31:15,751 --> 00:31:19,254
I was more talking like just
if you were interested in
612
00:31:19,254 --> 00:31:20,881
why I got demoted so many times,
613
00:31:20,881 --> 00:31:22,591
but, uh-- Is he a big guy?
614
00:31:22,591 --> 00:31:24,301
Sniper. For the SWAT.
615
00:31:24,301 --> 00:31:27,930
Ah, yes, well, size doesn't really matter
if you're shooting people.
616
00:31:27,930 --> 00:31:31,892
It's just the darkness you have
to live with-- Thank you, Dr. Campesino.
617
00:31:31,892 --> 00:31:35,187
- I am very grateful. Nice touch.
- [chuckles]
618
00:31:35,187 --> 00:31:36,563
[doors open]
619
00:31:38,232 --> 00:31:41,443
[captain] Up until now, Neville had lived
a fairly stress-free life.
620
00:31:41,443 --> 00:31:43,153
[Driggs chattering]
621
00:31:43,153 --> 00:31:46,323
Driggs would never admit it,
but he was pretty damned happy too.
622
00:31:48,408 --> 00:31:51,703
Still, the thought of losing his house was
more than a wake-up call.
623
00:31:52,496 --> 00:31:54,706
It was like a lit firecracker up his butt.
624
00:31:55,415 --> 00:31:59,253
And let's face it,
even with an easygoing guy like Neville,
625
00:31:59,253 --> 00:32:03,215
you can only push a man so far
before he decides to fight back.
626
00:32:05,926 --> 00:32:08,428
[inhales deeply, sighs]
627
00:32:11,598 --> 00:32:13,892
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, brother.
What the fuck are you doing?
628
00:32:13,892 --> 00:32:15,686
Peeing in a gas tank.
629
00:32:17,563 --> 00:32:19,565
Sorry, Willy,
didn't know you were driving this one.
630
00:32:19,565 --> 00:32:22,150
[Willy] Never mind to me,
I get paid the same. After we done here,
631
00:32:22,150 --> 00:32:25,153
we're supposed to work our way down
the beach and take down your house.
632
00:32:25,153 --> 00:32:26,530
I figured.
633
00:32:29,449 --> 00:32:30,450
You want help?
634
00:32:32,828 --> 00:32:35,330
Yeah. [humming]
635
00:32:37,833 --> 00:32:38,834
[groans]
636
00:32:39,918 --> 00:32:42,421
- [construction worker] Oh, what the fuck?
- [laughs]
637
00:32:44,381 --> 00:32:47,134
[Sonny] Oh, Yancy, why aren't
you answering the goddamn phone?
638
00:32:47,134 --> 00:32:49,636
Look, just come by the station
when you're back.
639
00:32:49,636 --> 00:32:51,346
[captain] Yancy spent
the rest of the drive
640
00:32:51,346 --> 00:32:53,473
convincing himself
that this was good news.
641
00:32:57,352 --> 00:32:59,688
Why does Sonny wanna talk to me?
What'd I do?
642
00:32:59,688 --> 00:33:01,815
- You know what you did.
- No, I don't.
643
00:33:01,815 --> 00:33:03,609
Sonny checked in with Mrs. Stripling,
644
00:33:03,609 --> 00:33:06,778
and she bitched about you asking
all sorts of questions.
645
00:33:06,778 --> 00:33:09,489
Oh, that. Yeah.
Oh, now it's starting to come back to me.
646
00:33:09,489 --> 00:33:12,117
And then the assistant coroner
in Miami called.
647
00:33:12,743 --> 00:33:16,914
Said you went back there sniffing around
about a potential homicide.
648
00:33:17,414 --> 00:33:19,791
Rosa told on me? Oh, man, I liked her.
649
00:33:19,791 --> 00:33:22,377
Now, Sonny's all pissed,
like seriously pissed.
650
00:33:22,377 --> 00:33:25,839
Oh, come on, Ro, I'm already suspended.
How bad could it be?
651
00:33:25,839 --> 00:33:28,592
["Room at the Top" playing]
652
00:33:28,592 --> 00:33:31,887
I can't have you running roughshod
all over the motherfucking place!
653
00:33:31,887 --> 00:33:35,307
You understand me, boy?
[shouting indistinctly]
654
00:33:37,392 --> 00:33:41,396
[captain] I guess the good news was
that Yancy wasn't suspended anymore.
655
00:33:42,773 --> 00:33:43,941
He was fired.
656
00:33:48,070 --> 00:33:52,115
They didn't let him keep anything,
certainly not his dignity.
657
00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:55,577
- Hell, he was lucky he had a ride home.
- [grunts]
658
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:07,089
[music continues]
659
00:34:28,985 --> 00:34:31,989
- [music ends]
- [seagulls squawking]
660
00:34:36,118 --> 00:34:37,786
[Yancy] So you do check your messages?
661
00:34:37,786 --> 00:34:38,871
I talked to Cliff.
662
00:34:38,871 --> 00:34:42,833
Guess we turned the page
on me being a potential serial killer.
663
00:34:42,833 --> 00:34:44,251
Gonna miss that.
664
00:34:45,460 --> 00:34:49,464
You know, he is just such a stubborn,
old, limp dick.
665
00:34:50,215 --> 00:34:52,384
Look, he just wants to see you punished.
666
00:34:53,051 --> 00:34:54,636
Can't you just say you don't want a trial
667
00:34:54,636 --> 00:34:57,014
and you'll accept whatever consequences
he sees fit?
668
00:34:57,014 --> 00:34:58,765
Just say whatever he decides?
669
00:34:58,765 --> 00:35:02,311
I don't have the best legal mind, but that
seems like giving him a lot of leverage.
670
00:35:02,311 --> 00:35:03,687
Andrew. [sighs]
671
00:35:03,687 --> 00:35:07,191
This isn't how problems get solved.
Take your time. I'll be with you in five.
672
00:35:09,902 --> 00:35:10,903
Coming now.
673
00:35:12,321 --> 00:35:14,865
You know, I can't have a trial, Andrew.
674
00:35:15,824 --> 00:35:20,495
If certain things came out,
it would ruin my life.
675
00:35:21,121 --> 00:35:22,831
For fuck's sake.
676
00:35:22,831 --> 00:35:24,875
- What-What does Cliff have on you?
- [sighs]
677
00:35:24,875 --> 00:35:26,168
What did you do?
678
00:35:28,003 --> 00:35:30,255
You love to be the hero, so here you go.
679
00:35:30,255 --> 00:35:32,966
Take the bullet for me.
680
00:35:34,092 --> 00:35:36,220
Like Frederic in Farewell to Arms.
681
00:35:38,430 --> 00:35:40,766
You actually read one of the books
I gave you?
682
00:35:40,766 --> 00:35:42,351
My TV was broken.
683
00:35:42,351 --> 00:35:44,394
Andrew, this moment?
684
00:35:45,145 --> 00:35:48,482
This is the most I'd ever wished
you knew my real name.
685
00:35:49,483 --> 00:35:54,696
Babe, for future reference,
I already find women so confusing.
686
00:35:55,531 --> 00:35:57,616
You don't have to bother with fake names.
687
00:35:59,618 --> 00:36:00,994
- God.
- [captain] And then,
688
00:36:00,994 --> 00:36:02,538
for the thousandth time,
689
00:36:02,538 --> 00:36:06,500
Yancy said goodbye forever
to his future former girlfriend.
690
00:36:07,084 --> 00:36:09,253
- [phone chimes]
- [Evan] Wow, you guys are quite the team!
691
00:36:09,253 --> 00:36:11,380
Raccoon on a shovel,
you know I could've done that.
692
00:36:11,380 --> 00:36:13,340
You're going to have to split the tip
both ways.
693
00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:15,092
I'm just kidding.
I'm not tipping anything.
694
00:36:16,260 --> 00:36:18,470
[machinery whirring]
695
00:36:20,681 --> 00:36:22,599
Man, I can still smell that dead raccoon
696
00:36:23,183 --> 00:36:25,185
or maybe it's just the odor
from the way the house looks.
697
00:36:25,185 --> 00:36:26,562
- [laughs]
- [Yancy chuckles]
698
00:36:26,562 --> 00:36:28,522
Hey, any idea why
they're making me swap out
699
00:36:28,522 --> 00:36:30,232
all my outdoor lights for these red ones?
700
00:36:30,232 --> 00:36:31,483
Yeah, the baby turtles.
701
00:36:31,483 --> 00:36:33,277
Who gives a fuck about baby turtles?
702
00:36:33,277 --> 00:36:35,904
You know, I think mom and dad turtles do
and also me.
703
00:36:35,904 --> 00:36:38,949
Hey, what's with the, uh, pimp suit?
You g-got a hot date?
704
00:36:38,949 --> 00:36:41,451
Going to a funeral.
Should be a lot of fun.
705
00:36:43,704 --> 00:36:46,582
[captain] Seeing as he lost his badge
a couple hours ago,
706
00:36:46,582 --> 00:36:51,086
Yancy knew the last place he should be was
Nick Stripling's funeral snooping around.
707
00:36:52,004 --> 00:36:53,797
And yet, there he was.
708
00:36:59,303 --> 00:37:01,388
The cemetery... [speaks indistinctly]
709
00:37:02,139 --> 00:37:03,515
Hi, sweetie.
710
00:37:03,515 --> 00:37:06,143
You know it's a funeral, right?
Because I can see your vagina.
711
00:37:06,810 --> 00:37:08,187
Fuck off.
712
00:37:08,187 --> 00:37:09,396
- Hi, Simon.
- Hey.
713
00:37:09,396 --> 00:37:11,315
- I like your hat.
- Thank you.
714
00:37:11,899 --> 00:37:13,192
[Eve] Thank you, Father.
715
00:37:13,192 --> 00:37:16,278
If you could keep it kind of tight,
just don't ramble too much, okay?
716
00:37:16,278 --> 00:37:17,487
God bless you, Father.
717
00:37:21,033 --> 00:37:22,367
[priest] Let us pray.
718
00:37:22,910 --> 00:37:25,871
The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want.
719
00:37:26,705 --> 00:37:28,415
- [guests chattering]
- [Eve] Oh, thank you, Denise.
720
00:37:28,415 --> 00:37:32,294
- [Denise] Aw, of course.
- Thank you. Thank you.
721
00:37:32,294 --> 00:37:34,546
- [Denise] This was wonderful.
- [Eve] Tell Chad bye.
722
00:37:35,923 --> 00:37:38,467
You gentlemen look
like you're barely holding it together.
723
00:37:38,467 --> 00:37:40,969
- Friends of the deceased?
- [Eve] Thanks so much for coming. Yeah.
724
00:37:40,969 --> 00:37:43,013
You guys are definitely feds.
725
00:37:43,013 --> 00:37:44,681
Why are you so interested
in the Striplings?
726
00:37:44,681 --> 00:37:45,974
Don't be an asshole.
727
00:37:45,974 --> 00:37:48,435
That's bad luck
to swear at a cemetery, guy.
728
00:37:48,435 --> 00:37:50,062
Or is it to blow each other
at the cemetery?
729
00:37:50,062 --> 00:37:51,271
I keep forgetting which one.
730
00:37:53,023 --> 00:37:55,400
Really? No banter?
I thought we were gonna banter.
731
00:37:55,984 --> 00:37:57,986
Take your ball and go home? Okay.
732
00:37:58,529 --> 00:37:59,613
He'll see the light.
733
00:37:59,613 --> 00:38:04,868
So don't cry for him, 'cause he's--
he's in the trees. He's in the air.
734
00:38:18,549 --> 00:38:19,883
I'm sorry for your loss.
735
00:38:21,134 --> 00:38:22,719
Were you a friend of my dad's?
736
00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:26,849
I'm Detective Yancy, I'm--
I mean, I was, I-- [chuckles]
737
00:38:26,849 --> 00:38:30,269
I was, uh, in charge
of your father's remains,
738
00:38:30,269 --> 00:38:35,816
and I just wanted to be available in case
any of the, uh, family had any questions.
739
00:38:36,567 --> 00:38:37,776
Great hat, by the way.
740
00:38:40,863 --> 00:38:41,989
[captain] Out of respect,
741
00:38:41,989 --> 00:38:45,033
Caitlin had vowed to stay
until they put her dad in the ground.
742
00:38:47,411 --> 00:38:48,412
What the fuck?
743
00:38:49,121 --> 00:38:52,457
Well, they can't shovel the dirt on
until all the mourners leave.
744
00:38:54,042 --> 00:38:56,253
I actually don't know if that's true.
I just made that up.
745
00:38:57,421 --> 00:38:58,422
Let's go, Simon.
746
00:39:06,513 --> 00:39:08,682
Oh, look at that, I was right.
What do you know.
747
00:39:08,682 --> 00:39:09,975
I actually do have a question.
748
00:39:10,642 --> 00:39:13,645
We peeked at the funeral home
and dad's arm,
749
00:39:13,645 --> 00:39:15,314
- it just--
- It's just random rigor mortis.
750
00:39:16,023 --> 00:39:18,942
- What are you talking about?
- Right, they probably fixed that.
751
00:39:18,942 --> 00:39:21,278
She means the wedding ring.
Tell him, sweetheart.
752
00:39:21,778 --> 00:39:25,824
Eve switched it out. It was platinum,
now it's 14-karat yellow gold.
753
00:39:25,824 --> 00:39:29,077
Maybe, I don't know.
But, is that legal? Stealing his ring?
754
00:39:29,578 --> 00:39:31,038
Well, as his wife, she's entitled.
755
00:39:31,038 --> 00:39:33,498
But if you're upset about it,
why not just talk to Eve about it?
756
00:39:33,498 --> 00:39:37,419
She hates me and I hate her.
She's a fucking skank.
757
00:39:37,419 --> 00:39:38,670
Sweetheart, please.
758
00:39:38,670 --> 00:39:41,882
Simon, go to the car. Go to the car.
759
00:39:44,426 --> 00:39:47,221
- [sighs]
- Wow, impressive.
760
00:39:47,763 --> 00:39:49,723
Are you still on the case or what, dude?
761
00:39:49,723 --> 00:39:52,184
Well, there is no case
unless some new information turns up.
762
00:39:52,184 --> 00:39:53,894
There's not much else to be done.
763
00:39:53,894 --> 00:39:56,063
Eve killed my dad.
764
00:39:56,855 --> 00:39:59,316
She 100% murdered my father.
765
00:39:59,942 --> 00:40:04,321
What makes you think so?
Did he say something? Was he unhappy?
766
00:40:04,321 --> 00:40:06,365
How the fuck would I know if he was happy?
767
00:40:06,365 --> 00:40:08,534
I haven't talked to that asshole
in over a year.
768
00:40:13,580 --> 00:40:14,748
[sighs]
769
00:40:16,416 --> 00:40:19,169
[captain] Neville wasn't sure
what he was supposed to do either,
770
00:40:19,878 --> 00:40:21,755
but he knew one thing that always helped.
771
00:40:21,755 --> 00:40:24,383
[bartender] Here you go, boss man.
Drink up.
772
00:40:24,883 --> 00:40:28,053
- [laughs] Neville! [laughs]
- [laughs]
773
00:40:28,804 --> 00:40:30,430
Why you don't come
to the bar last night, boy?
774
00:40:30,430 --> 00:40:31,890
I was over at Tanny's house.
775
00:40:32,474 --> 00:40:35,477
She thinks I'm rich now, so that's nice.
776
00:40:35,477 --> 00:40:38,230
- Very nice. [speaks indistinctly]
- [both laugh]
777
00:40:38,230 --> 00:40:39,565
All right, drinks on me
778
00:40:39,565 --> 00:40:42,192
if you fellas can help me figure out
how to keep them from taking my home.
779
00:40:43,068 --> 00:40:44,778
- You got any ideas?
- I got one.
780
00:40:44,778 --> 00:40:47,114
- Besides peeing in gas tanks.
- Then, no.
781
00:40:47,114 --> 00:40:50,117
[sucks teeth] Come on now, think.
782
00:40:56,540 --> 00:40:57,833
Maybe for now we just drink on it.
783
00:40:57,833 --> 00:40:58,959
- Yeah.
- [Willy] Ay.
784
00:40:58,959 --> 00:41:00,043
Ay.
785
00:41:01,420 --> 00:41:05,007
[all laughing, speaking indistinctly]
786
00:41:05,007 --> 00:41:08,343
Hey, hey, hey, hey. [laughing]
787
00:41:08,343 --> 00:41:10,804
Spent all my money on drinks
for you fools.
788
00:41:10,804 --> 00:41:12,097
You still give me no ideas.
789
00:41:12,097 --> 00:41:14,016
Yeah, ay, we are bad investments.
790
00:41:14,016 --> 00:41:16,101
- [chuckles]
- [friend laughs]
791
00:41:16,101 --> 00:41:17,644
Do you believe in Obeah?
792
00:41:17,644 --> 00:41:20,856
Obeah. What are you talking about,
that voodoo shit? Come on now.
793
00:41:21,523 --> 00:41:24,067
No different than paying a psychic
to tell you what's what.
794
00:41:24,067 --> 00:41:27,404
Hell, no sillier than them tall tales
them tell you in the Bible.
795
00:41:27,404 --> 00:41:28,488
Watch your mouth.
796
00:41:28,488 --> 00:41:33,744
Me just saying, maybe one day
you go visit the Dragon Queen. Hmm?
797
00:41:34,620 --> 00:41:35,829
[captain] Since they were kids,
798
00:41:35,829 --> 00:41:38,665
Neville and his friends had heard
terrifying stories
799
00:41:38,665 --> 00:41:43,128
about the Dragon Queen
and all her magical powers.
800
00:41:43,712 --> 00:41:45,339
It's here she live.
801
00:41:45,339 --> 00:41:47,508
Her family have been on this island
for years.
802
00:41:49,843 --> 00:41:51,803
- I don't know.
- You're scared of her.
803
00:41:51,803 --> 00:41:53,180
- No.
- I'm scared of her.
804
00:41:53,180 --> 00:41:56,141
As you should be, boy.
That scary witch is a man-eater.
805
00:41:56,141 --> 00:41:59,561
Story says her last three boyfriends,
all young and healthy...
806
00:42:02,523 --> 00:42:03,899
[whispering] ...they're all dead.
807
00:42:11,448 --> 00:42:13,951
- [shouts, laughs]
- [all shout, exclaim]
808
00:42:13,951 --> 00:42:15,285
Not funny!
809
00:42:20,499 --> 00:42:22,584
[captain]
It should be pretty clear by now,
810
00:42:22,584 --> 00:42:25,546
Yancy was not great at letting things go.
811
00:42:40,477 --> 00:42:42,312
[blows]
812
00:42:42,312 --> 00:42:44,565
[buzzing]
813
00:42:57,411 --> 00:43:00,873
- All right. What do I owe ya?
- [scoffs] For a fucked up job like this?
814
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,251
- 300.
- I could probably swing 250.
815
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:05,961
All right, 250.
816
00:43:05,961 --> 00:43:08,839
But when the guy freaks and wants it
removed, make sure he calls me.
817
00:43:08,839 --> 00:43:11,592
Miguel, who else is he gonna call?
You got a terrific Yelp score.
818
00:43:11,592 --> 00:43:14,136
You're the top beekeeper from here
all the way to the Redlands.
819
00:43:14,136 --> 00:43:16,930
- Yeah.
- Now, when the owner does call,
820
00:43:16,930 --> 00:43:18,891
maybe you can't get over here right away.
821
00:43:18,891 --> 00:43:20,976
All right,
it's gonna cost you an extra 20.
822
00:43:20,976 --> 00:43:22,978
You gotta stop with the negotiating.
We're done.
823
00:43:22,978 --> 00:43:24,813
I'll throw in the rest of this joint.
824
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:28,025
Excellent weed, officer.
It's called Trainwreck.
825
00:43:28,650 --> 00:43:30,485
- It's called what?
- Trainwreck.
826
00:43:31,278 --> 00:43:33,614
Deal. Gimme a ride to town,
I'll buy you dinner?
827
00:43:33,614 --> 00:43:35,824
- And drinks?
- Miguel. We're done.
828
00:43:35,824 --> 00:43:38,327
["Even the Losers" playing]
829
00:44:01,683 --> 00:44:04,186
[music continues through speakers]
830
00:44:08,148 --> 00:44:09,233
Ha!
831
00:44:09,233 --> 00:44:10,859
Fucknuts.
832
00:44:10,859 --> 00:44:14,905
[captain] I felt bad about laughing,
so I apologized the way men should.
833
00:44:14,905 --> 00:44:16,615
- There you go.
- Thank you.
834
00:44:18,325 --> 00:44:20,285
You know what kind of shark lost these?
835
00:44:21,620 --> 00:44:22,871
Bonnethead.
836
00:44:23,747 --> 00:44:25,249
- Or baby lemon, maybe.
- Mmm.
837
00:44:25,249 --> 00:44:26,875
Yeah, that's what I thought too.
838
00:44:26,875 --> 00:44:27,960
Where'd you get 'em?
839
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:30,337
Ah, they were pulled out of that arm
that you snagged
840
00:44:30,337 --> 00:44:32,714
and, uh, well,
bonnetheads hang out in the shallows.
841
00:44:32,714 --> 00:44:36,885
And victim's boat supposedly sank
in deep water.
842
00:44:36,885 --> 00:44:40,681
Plus, I've never seen a bonnethead
that can twist a man's arm off.
843
00:44:40,681 --> 00:44:42,766
No. It's not possible.
844
00:44:43,684 --> 00:44:48,355
So our bigger problem, Andrew, is, uh,
that was my last beer.
845
00:44:48,355 --> 00:44:50,107
- Mmm.
- You wanna walk me up to the Half Shell?
846
00:44:50,107 --> 00:44:52,985
Yeah. Will you order me one?
I'm, uh, gonna be with you shortly.
847
00:44:52,985 --> 00:44:54,361
Yeah. Have fun.
848
00:44:55,153 --> 00:44:57,239
{\an8}Oh, I'm okay, I'll get it myself.
Thanks so much.
849
00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:59,825
- [ship horn blows]
- [seagulls squawking]
850
00:45:04,288 --> 00:45:06,915
- Your father built this place, yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
851
00:45:06,915 --> 00:45:09,168
- [friend] Mmm.
- As a fishing shack.
852
00:45:10,043 --> 00:45:11,336
I moved in when he passed.
853
00:45:11,837 --> 00:45:12,838
[Driggs chattering]
854
00:45:15,174 --> 00:45:16,800
Can't imagine it being gone.
855
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:18,969
Then go talk to the Dragon Queen.
856
00:45:18,969 --> 00:45:20,762
You really believe in that stuff?
857
00:45:21,722 --> 00:45:22,723
Maybe.
858
00:45:24,349 --> 00:45:27,019
[groans] My mother sure did.
859
00:45:27,019 --> 00:45:28,896
[Neville] My mom surely did not.
860
00:45:29,813 --> 00:45:31,690
Besides, Obeah is illegal here anyway.
861
00:45:31,690 --> 00:45:35,152
So is smoking weed.
And that not seem to bother you at all.
862
00:45:36,945 --> 00:45:37,946
Look,
863
00:45:38,780 --> 00:45:42,868
if you don't try everything,
you gonna regret it.
864
00:45:43,535 --> 00:45:48,081
[chattering]
865
00:45:50,876 --> 00:45:51,877
Okay.
866
00:45:53,212 --> 00:45:55,797
Just don't cross her.
867
00:45:55,797 --> 00:45:59,593
They say she can bewitch
the strongest of men.
868
00:46:01,845 --> 00:46:05,057
So you'll probably be fine, man. [laughs]
869
00:46:05,057 --> 00:46:06,183
If I end up dead,
870
00:46:06,183 --> 00:46:09,269
- my ghost is coming for you.
- [laughs] Good, man. I get lonely.
871
00:46:09,770 --> 00:46:14,942
Hey, she pricey, so bring money.
Got to be wrapped in brown paper.
872
00:46:15,526 --> 00:46:17,569
And a bottle of booze as an offering.
873
00:46:17,569 --> 00:46:21,532
Oh, and, uh, you're gonna need
a piece of the developer man clothing.
874
00:46:22,658 --> 00:46:24,284
[captain] Apparently,
the Dragon Queen needed
875
00:46:24,284 --> 00:46:26,745
something that had actually touched
the developer's skin
876
00:46:26,745 --> 00:46:28,914
in order to make a really good curse.
877
00:46:29,456 --> 00:46:31,124
- And whether or not Neville believed...
- [grunts]
878
00:46:31,124 --> 00:46:32,626
...in any of that crap,
879
00:46:32,626 --> 00:46:34,670
he thought
he might as well cover his bases.
880
00:46:34,670 --> 00:46:36,630
[breathes sharply, grunts]
881
00:46:36,630 --> 00:46:39,716
[pants]
882
00:46:53,355 --> 00:46:54,731
[growls]
883
00:46:54,731 --> 00:46:57,276
[barking]
884
00:46:57,276 --> 00:46:58,360
[breathes heavily]
885
00:47:03,323 --> 00:47:05,784
[pants]
886
00:47:05,784 --> 00:47:09,204
- [Driggs screeching]
- [dog crying]
887
00:47:09,204 --> 00:47:12,207
[Neville pants]
888
00:47:13,166 --> 00:47:15,169
Good monkey. [pants]
889
00:47:15,169 --> 00:47:19,214
[captain] That night, Driggs got
all the grapes he wanted and a cold beer.
890
00:47:19,715 --> 00:47:20,632
He had earned it.
891
00:47:20,632 --> 00:47:25,637
So, grab your sunscreen and your shades
'cause tomorrow is all sunny skies.
892
00:47:25,637 --> 00:47:29,266
I'm Heather with the Weather,
and that's the weather.
893
00:47:29,266 --> 00:47:30,225
[thunder rumbling]
894
00:47:30,225 --> 00:47:31,935
She's been getting it wrong for years.
[sighs]
895
00:47:31,935 --> 00:47:33,353
Still a smokeshow.
896
00:47:33,353 --> 00:47:34,438
Hell yeah.
897
00:47:34,438 --> 00:47:36,064
[rock music playing through speakers]
898
00:47:36,773 --> 00:47:38,775
[bartender]
These are from the gentleman over there.
899
00:47:41,486 --> 00:47:43,238
- [Yancy] Who's your buddy?
- [groans]
900
00:47:44,114 --> 00:47:46,450
That's Phinney... [sighs]
...used to mate for me.
901
00:47:46,450 --> 00:47:50,829
In fact, he is the one who actually
pulled the arm out of the water.
902
00:47:50,829 --> 00:47:52,247
Did he now?
903
00:47:52,247 --> 00:47:53,373
Yep.
904
00:47:53,373 --> 00:47:54,791
So a few days ago,
905
00:47:54,791 --> 00:47:58,629
I gave him some grief for not hosing off
the tackle, and he quit.
906
00:47:58,629 --> 00:48:01,298
He said he did not need
my bullshit anymore.
907
00:48:01,882 --> 00:48:03,425
Now he's sending you beers and oysters?
908
00:48:03,425 --> 00:48:07,137
Hey, he's just showing off.
Said he came into some serious dough.
909
00:48:08,222 --> 00:48:10,516
- How?
- Fuck if I know.
910
00:48:20,275 --> 00:48:22,778
Guys, I am so sorry to interrupt you two,
911
00:48:22,778 --> 00:48:25,489
but I have been scouring this place
looking for the Pussy Magnet.
912
00:48:25,489 --> 00:48:26,657
Have either of you seen him?
913
00:48:26,657 --> 00:48:28,659
- [laughs]
- Here I am.
914
00:48:28,659 --> 00:48:32,454
Yeah. You know, it's a great necklace
'cause it says who you are immediately.
915
00:48:32,454 --> 00:48:34,164
- Yeah, that's what I said.
- Right?
916
00:48:34,164 --> 00:48:36,542
- Yeah. [laughs]
- What do you want?
917
00:48:36,542 --> 00:48:38,544
Just to say thank you for the beers.
918
00:48:38,544 --> 00:48:41,338
Well, they were for him,
and you were just there, so...
919
00:48:41,922 --> 00:48:44,550
Hey, I heard you were on the boat
for that whole weird arm thing.
920
00:48:44,550 --> 00:48:46,301
I've never heard of anything like that.
921
00:48:46,802 --> 00:48:48,262
Yeah, well, it happened.
922
00:48:48,262 --> 00:48:51,014
I have a question and tell me
if it's none of my business.
923
00:48:51,014 --> 00:48:55,227
How does an unemployed half-wit like you
get the bank to buy bling and oysters?
924
00:48:55,227 --> 00:48:56,812
[thunder rumbling]
925
00:49:06,572 --> 00:49:07,781
Are you a cop?
926
00:49:07,781 --> 00:49:10,075
I'm sorry,
I didn't think he was gonna leave.
927
00:49:10,075 --> 00:49:11,827
Probably can't leave him out there
by himself
928
00:49:11,827 --> 00:49:13,537
'cause all the girls are gonna swarm him.
929
00:49:13,537 --> 00:49:17,040
Are you done with these fries?
I'm gonna go see what the Magnet's up to.
930
00:49:28,635 --> 00:49:30,012
The fuck you want?
931
00:49:30,012 --> 00:49:31,096
- [gunshots]
- [grunts]
932
00:49:36,518 --> 00:49:38,770
- [breathes heavily] Fucknuts. [pants]
- [gunshots]
933
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:52,242
[thunder rumbling]
934
00:49:55,954 --> 00:49:58,123
[captain] On any other day,
if you had asked Neville
935
00:49:58,123 --> 00:50:01,335
whether he believed in the Dragon Queen
and all her powers,
936
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:03,795
he'd have laughed and said no.
937
00:50:07,382 --> 00:50:08,383
[knocks]
938
00:50:08,884 --> 00:50:09,885
[occupant] It open.
939
00:50:11,470 --> 00:50:13,347
[captain] But being there in person...
940
00:50:15,390 --> 00:50:17,601
it just felt a little different.
941
00:50:30,489 --> 00:50:32,074
One of y'all need to talk.
942
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:35,118
[thunder rumbling]
943
00:50:40,749 --> 00:50:41,917
I need some Obeah.
944
00:50:42,668 --> 00:50:43,669
A curse.
945
00:50:44,837 --> 00:50:46,171
Not sure how it works.
946
00:50:46,171 --> 00:50:47,589
Sit down then.
947
00:50:48,924 --> 00:50:50,133
Ya-Ya...
948
00:50:52,261 --> 00:50:53,637
leave us please.
949
00:50:53,637 --> 00:50:54,847
I gotta work.
950
00:51:01,812 --> 00:51:03,397
Anytime you're ready, Ya-Ya.
951
00:51:08,110 --> 00:51:09,486
I make the tea.
952
00:51:24,918 --> 00:51:25,919
[Neville sighs]
953
00:51:29,173 --> 00:51:30,174
So talk.
954
00:51:31,049 --> 00:51:33,177
Who this devil is you wanna get rid of?
955
00:51:33,886 --> 00:51:36,889
He's a developer,
goes by the name Christopher.
956
00:51:38,265 --> 00:51:41,185
My friend Willy tells me he's supposed
to be flying back here tonight.
957
00:51:41,894 --> 00:51:43,770
Then time is of the essence.
958
00:51:44,897 --> 00:51:47,149
- You bring money?
- Yeah.
959
00:51:52,112 --> 00:51:53,113
[clicks tongue]
960
00:51:54,406 --> 00:51:55,699
This is also for you.
961
00:51:57,492 --> 00:51:59,286
Someone set you straight.
962
00:52:00,495 --> 00:52:02,456
You got anything belonging to this man?
963
00:52:11,006 --> 00:52:12,299
He ain't Bahamian.
964
00:52:13,008 --> 00:52:15,010
That's true. He from the States.
965
00:52:15,594 --> 00:52:18,597
Then the magic gotta be extra strong.
966
00:52:21,934 --> 00:52:22,935
You know...
967
00:52:25,229 --> 00:52:27,397
if I go and do this thing for you...
968
00:52:30,275 --> 00:52:31,735
he might go and die.
969
00:52:37,199 --> 00:52:38,200
Whatever God's will.
970
00:52:39,201 --> 00:52:44,081
- [laughs]
- [chuckles]
971
00:52:45,874 --> 00:52:47,251
Look at you.
972
00:52:48,126 --> 00:52:51,004
Jumping in with both feet.
973
00:52:53,882 --> 00:52:54,883
All right then.
974
00:53:00,305 --> 00:53:02,015
Maybe next time you visit,
975
00:53:02,724 --> 00:53:06,728
- you stay a bit and keep me company.
- [chuckles]
976
00:53:06,728 --> 00:53:10,816
Just you though, no monkey.
977
00:53:11,775 --> 00:53:16,238
Maybe we can have
a couple rums together, you and me.
978
00:53:22,703 --> 00:53:24,621
- But not tonight.
- [gasps]
979
00:53:28,041 --> 00:53:29,751
[breathes shakily]
980
00:53:30,419 --> 00:53:32,087
What you doing? Go!
981
00:53:32,087 --> 00:53:33,422
Okay. [grunts]
982
00:53:36,258 --> 00:53:37,759
[Driggs chattering]
983
00:53:43,849 --> 00:53:45,893
[chattering on radio]
984
00:53:45,893 --> 00:53:49,354
[captain] For some reason,
all Madeline could think about was how
985
00:53:49,354 --> 00:53:51,773
Phinney had let her choose
the restaurant tonight.
986
00:53:52,482 --> 00:53:53,901
[Yancy] You all right?
987
00:53:53,901 --> 00:53:55,319
[Madeline] No, man.
988
00:53:57,779 --> 00:54:01,575
{\an8}You know, I always wondered what's up
with these red street lights everywhere.
989
00:54:02,284 --> 00:54:03,619
{\an8}They're for the baby turtles.
990
00:54:04,494 --> 00:54:09,499
When they hatch they can mistake the white
lights for the moon and go the wrong way.
991
00:54:12,085 --> 00:54:15,339
[Madeline] Jesus Christ,
you think he's gonna be okay?
992
00:54:16,048 --> 00:54:18,050
Unfortunately, I think it's just for show.
993
00:54:19,176 --> 00:54:20,177
[sighs, whimpers]
994
00:54:20,677 --> 00:54:21,678
I'm really sorry.
995
00:54:27,809 --> 00:54:31,230
[captain] I know it probably feels like
we're coming to the end of this story,
996
00:54:31,230 --> 00:54:33,398
but it's really just the beginning.
997
00:54:34,191 --> 00:54:35,984
But you never answered. Are you a cop?
998
00:54:36,944 --> 00:54:37,945
I'm on sabbatical.
999
00:54:39,112 --> 00:54:41,365
You're gonna have to answer
a lot of questions.
1000
00:54:42,282 --> 00:54:44,993
Hopefully, you can keep me out of it
as much as possible.
1001
00:54:45,619 --> 00:54:46,995
But afterwards,
1002
00:54:47,996 --> 00:54:52,000
maybe you and I can talk and try
to figure out who killed your boyfriend.
1003
00:54:53,252 --> 00:54:56,296
[captain] Remember how annoying it was
when I stopped telling Yancy's story
1004
00:54:56,296 --> 00:54:59,091
and kept jumping over to Neville's,
and I told you to be patient?
1005
00:54:59,091 --> 00:55:01,385
No. Bad monkey. Bad monkey.
1006
00:55:01,385 --> 00:55:02,803
[airplane approaches]
1007
00:55:02,803 --> 00:55:05,556
[captain] I've been telling stories
to dumb tourists for years.
1008
00:55:06,139 --> 00:55:11,019
I'm not calling you dumb,
but I knew exactly what I was doing.
1009
00:55:14,731 --> 00:55:18,443
Because as Neville watched that developer,
Christopher, wade into shore,
1010
00:55:19,653 --> 00:55:22,155
I'm hoping it's finally pretty clear.
1011
00:55:22,155 --> 00:55:24,449
[breathes heavily]
1012
00:55:24,449 --> 00:55:26,952
I wasn't telling two stories.
1013
00:55:28,453 --> 00:55:30,581
I was telling one.
1014
00:55:42,843 --> 00:55:43,844
[screeches]