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[Caitlin] Just say it, Eve.
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Tell me you killed my father.
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All I need is for you to admit it.
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I'm never gonna tell you that
I killed your father because I didn't.
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[gasps]
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Dad?
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[breathes shakily]
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[crying]
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I told you! Oh, my God,
you should've seen your face.
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[imitating Caitlin] Dad?
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[Caitlin] I love you. [crying]
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[Nick] I'm here.
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[Keith] Family reunions
can be complicated.
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That's why in our little story,
before we move forward,
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we need to go back a little bit
to see how we got here.
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Sam?
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[actor] Molly.
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I can hear you.
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[gasps] Oh, my God.
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I love you, Molly.
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I've always loved you.
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Ditto.
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[crying]
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Okay, cut. Cut.
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Eve, this is Ghost.
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You're finally getting to see your dead
husband before he leaves for heaven.
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Where are the tears?
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It's so weird 'cause when I rehearsed--
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I mean, it was just--
I was total waterworks. [chuckles]
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Well, you have to
be able to do it on the day.
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Yeah, no, I've worked professionally.
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You think because you booked
a rental car commercial, you're hot shit?
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[exhales sharply]
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You're not.
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And great work, by the way, Aidan.
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[Keith] Eve had what you'd call
a go-to response when she felt attacked.
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Would you think Aidan's work was so great
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if he wasn't sucking your
cock before every class?
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[audience clamors]
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'Cause I can literally
smell your balls off his breath.
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Get out!
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Fuck you.
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[exhales sharply, sniffs]
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[Keith] You gotta understand,
the only thing that got her through
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her whole shitty childhood
was what she felt deep down in her gut.
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[whispers] I'm gonna be a fucking star.
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[Nick chuckles] That's you.
That's you in a magazine.
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- Oh, my God, I'm so proud of you.
- [chuckles] Oh, my God.
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[Keith] As a single dad,
Nick was doing the best he could.
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I love you too, Dad.
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[Nick chuckles] Look at that.
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What I would do is maybe
button that there 'cause that's--
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It's just boobs.
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Yeah.
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[Keith] Unfortunately, this was Miami,
and Caitlin was only 17.
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So everywhere Nick turned,
there were new mistakes to be made.
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[Keith] He wasn't thrilled about taking
her to the magazine's launch party
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and hoped she wouldn't get seduced
by all the cologne and bright lights.
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- How cool is this?
- [Nick] Pretty cool.
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[groans]
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- [bartender] Here you go.
- [Nick] I got you a drink.
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Thanks.
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Ew, Sprite?
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I'm not a kid.
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- God, Dad.
- [Nick groans]
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You know, I think I'm gonna go hang
with the other models
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and brand reps over there.
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- Is that okay?
- Oh, cool. Schmooze time.
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Hold onto my mustache.
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Wait, um, do you think I can go by myself?
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It's not you, Daddy.
I just-- I w-- I-- I wanna--
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- Yeah. Y-Yeah. Yeah, go get 'em.
- Okay, I love you.
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Love you.
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["The Motto" plays]
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[Keith] Maybe it was because
he felt his little girl slipping away,
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but our good-natured, two-bit con man
seemed even more vulnerable than usual.
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Whoo! Thank you.
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[Keith] You can call me a romantic,
but I believe in love at first sight.
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I just wouldn't say
that it's always a good thing.
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Stop staring at my fucking tits, dude.
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I've had a really shitty day.
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Okay, I'm sorry for staring,
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but are you from the Avis commercial
where you're driving the convertible?
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[chuckles] Yes!
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- You're so good in that.
- Thanks.
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I-- I haven't ever been recognized.
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- Really?
- Yeah,
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I've been waiting to be recognized.
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I mean, you're, like, a star.
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What are you doing working here?
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I know, right? I feel the same exact way.
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What was your favorite part?
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Uh, you-- When you turn around
at the camera and you're like...
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[stammers] It was like this.
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Oh, so sexy.
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- Sorry.
- [exclaims]
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[both laugh]
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D-Did I blow it?
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Not yet, but you have time. [chuckles]
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He just made me feel like such a loser.
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I swear, I think he
got off on, like, humiliating me.
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Look, if that asshole had any talent,
he'd be acting himself.
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He wouldn't be teaching
classes in a strip mall.
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I just-- I was always one of those people
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who thought that their life
would be really beautiful and special.
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But maybe it's time I looked in
the fucking mirror and realized, like,
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I'm a shot girl and my life might just
be, like, a big fucking "fug-o," you know?
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Hey, you're gonna have
a beautiful, special life.
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I guarantee it.
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[Keith] Eve had been waiting
for someone to promise her that
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for as long as she could remember.
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I love this song!
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You can look at my tits now.
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- Okay.
- [chuckles]
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You want me to dance with you?
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No.
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I want you to watch.
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[Keith] I don't suppose any daughter
loves watching her dad
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get a lap dance from a shot girl.
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Luckily for Caitlin, she had plenty
of her own bad decisions to make.
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Hey, everyone. I'm the best man.
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- Hi, honey. That's my wife.
- [laughs]
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[Keith] It had been less than a year,
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but it made sense that Eve chose
her dog as a bridesmaid over Caitlin.
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- This is bullshit.
- [guest shushes]
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Nicky, when I met you,
I'd really lost my way.
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You're the best guy I know,
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and that's why I chose you.
To give me the life I always wanted.
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And I just know one day
you're gonna be the most amazing father.
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One day?
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[Eve] I love you, Nicky.
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- [chuckles] I love you.
- [chuckles]
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- I love you. I love you. I love you.
- [chuckles]
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Eve, I promise to love you
every moment of forever.
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- [squeals]
- That's from Twilight.
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- [laughs]
- [chuckles]
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Baby. That's my favorite movie.
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- Tilly. Tilly.
- Check it out. It's awful.
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- [guests laugh]
- [chuckles]
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Um, I never, um-- [breathes shakily]
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Oh.
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I never knew
what love was until I met you.
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- I will always take care of you.
- [sighs]
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I promise.
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[Tilly whimpers, barks]
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I now pronounce you married.
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- You may kiss your bride.
- [laughs] Yeah!
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Whoo! [chuckles]
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[moans]
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Ew.
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Mazel tov!
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[Nick, Eve laugh]
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- Baby!
- [chuckles]
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[exclaims] Whoo!
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[Keith] As far as Yancy's past goes,
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back then he was still
a detective in Miami.
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[siren wails]
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[Keith] The only thing he didn't love
about it was wearing a suit.
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Miami PD! Freeze!
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[Keith] He especially hated
chases in suits.
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- Dipshit.
- Go, go, go.
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[pedestrian 1] Hey, what the hell?
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["Pump It" plays]
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- [robber] Move! Move!
- [screams]
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[robber panting, grunting]
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[pedestrian 2] Damn, man.
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- [grunts]
- [grunts] Oh, fuck man.
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- [Yancy grunting]
- [robber grunts, groans]
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[Yancy] All right. Come on. Get up.
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- [straining] Get up. Give me your hands.
- [grunts]
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{\an8}- [breathes heavily, grunts]
- Stop moving. Slow down. Let's go.
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{\an8}[grunts] I didn't do anything.
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{\an8}Yeah, that explains
all the sprinting away.
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{\an8}We have video of you robbing a nail salon.
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{\an8}And you know what the biggest
problem is, living a life of crime?
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{\an8}If you're always running from the law,
you never have time to stop
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{\an8}and appreciate all
the art that's all around you.
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{\an8}I mean, look at this wall here.
I mean it. Look.
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{\an8}It's all right.
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{\an8}All right? Fucking beautiful.
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{\an8}You know what, you need some time
to sit and think about your choices.
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Sport mode. Oh, squared away. Yeah!
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[Keith] Over the next few months,
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Nick and Izzy entered the heyday
of their Super Rollie scam.
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[laughing] Oh, how'd that feel, baby?
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{\an8}- What's the score?
- [Nick] Four-three, you, my ball.
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[tires screech]
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- Hey, babe.
- So this is work?
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Oh, no. W-we've-- we've-- we've
been selling like crazy this morning.
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We're just-- We've-- We've been so busy.
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- We're just taking a little break.
- You can cut the crap.
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This is a medical supplies company, right?
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I've never actually ever
seen a shipment come in or out.
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Well, that's 'c-- that's--
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- [both] Well, we outsource, the--
- Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, we take the orders
and then the sources out.
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- That's out-- Yeah, so--
- Oh.
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- Thank you for explaining it to me.
- [O'Peele] Outs--
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This whole fucking thing's a scam.
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Doctor dipshit over here
is writing fake prescriptions
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for patients that don't exist.
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You fuckers wanna be low-life criminals?
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That's great. Live your life.
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I'm not getting burned.
I'm calling the cops.
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[stammers] Eve, honey.
Let's talk about this.
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Oh, you wanna talk?
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You wanna fucking talk, Nicky?
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I go to jail,
who takes care of Tilly, huh?
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Eve, please. I have a son.
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Should've thought about that before.
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Eve. Eve, please.
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Hello? [inhales deeply]
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Did you pee yourself?
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'Cause he used to piss himself
when he got scared in high school.
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[laughs]
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- We're fucking with you, man.
- Oh, my God.
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- Baby, we got him so good.
- [sighs]
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- [laughs] Jesus Christ.
- God, you should've seen your face.
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- Let's get drunk!
- [laughs]
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So, of course I told Eve.
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If Marisol found out we were breaking
the law, she would lose her fucking shit.
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Yeah, well, she's lame.
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- That's my wife.
- In a cool way.
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So listen, I get patient names from
clerks at Broward and Dade hospitals.
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Cut them in, everybody wins.
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Really smart, baby.
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But sometimes I'll run into,
like, a holier-than-thou type guy
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who I think might be more easily persuaded
by a smoke-show such as yourself.
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So I'm wondering, would you maybe
be interested in helping us out?
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[inhales sharply] Put me in, coach.
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Do you think it will bum people out
if we made love on the table? [chuckles]
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- [laughs]
- [O'Peele] Not me.
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I promise to look away...
[chuckles] ...for the first part.
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- Just kidding. Here she comes.
- [laughs] You're so gross.
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Shut the fuck up. Hey, baby, look at you.
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- You look so gorgeous.
- Thank you. Oh. Thank you.
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[Keith] Around that same time,
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Yancy was making another enemy for life.
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- [speaks Spanish]
- [employee speaks Spanish]
240
00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:23,952
Uh, one for me too.
241
00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:28,081
In fact, maybe one for everyone
in line on, uh, this guy here.
242
00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:31,793
[sighs] I'm sorry. Who the fuck are you?
243
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:33,337
Officer Mendez, right?
244
00:12:33,337 --> 00:12:35,214
You run the, uh, Crime Busters tip line?
245
00:12:35,214 --> 00:12:37,716
I'm Detective Yancy. Nice to meet you.
246
00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:38,842
Okay.
247
00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,344
What's your problem, Detective?
248
00:12:40,344 --> 00:12:41,887
Oh, I don't have a problem per se,
249
00:12:42,513 --> 00:12:45,557
but I do have a story you might like,
also per se.
250
00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:49,353
See, last week I arrested some
asshole who was robbing a nail salon.
251
00:12:49,353 --> 00:12:53,482
And then I read in the Herald
that a bus driver got $4,500
252
00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:57,653
from Crime Busters for providing
information that led to the guy's arrest.
253
00:12:58,153 --> 00:12:59,488
But here's the hitch.
254
00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:02,157
You know, I didn't get any tips.
255
00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:06,495
- Fine. I will buy your coffee.
- Too late.
256
00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:09,998
I already talked to the bus driver.
He's married to your cousin.
257
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:13,252
Seems like you're
recruiting friends to report tips
258
00:13:13,252 --> 00:13:14,962
for crimes that have already been solved.
259
00:13:16,255 --> 00:13:18,590
Now, how are you liking my story so far?
260
00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:20,300
It really depends on
when you get to the part
261
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,344
where you realize it's
none of your fucking business.
262
00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:23,720
Oh, that's way in the end,
263
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,807
and there's a whole middle section
where I'm a huge pain in your ass
264
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:28,684
and then you and I
fall in love with the same girl.
265
00:13:28,684 --> 00:13:30,227
We both grow personally.
266
00:13:30,227 --> 00:13:31,311
It's crazy.
267
00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:33,772
Don't fuck with me.
268
00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,733
[Keith] Unsurprisingly,
that was the exact moment
269
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:39,403
that Yancy started
thinking of ways to fuck with him.
270
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:45,367
So, Detective Yancy, you called
Crime Busters specifically to extort
271
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:49,079
Sergeant Mendez for the sum of $50,000?
272
00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:50,163
No, I didn't.
273
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,999
Hey, Crime Busters. It's me again.
274
00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:55,669
The guy that runs your tip line
is a total sketchy shitbag.
275
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:58,672
So you didn't say,
"He should give me $50,000"?
276
00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:02,009
And for this crucial information,
I think he should give me--
277
00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:05,137
Well, I think it should be around $50,000
278
00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:07,014
'cause it's super brave of me
to come forward.
279
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:09,141
Yes, I did, but you're
not getting the tone right.
280
00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:12,895
I have a very specific vibe
that's sort of playful and sort of coy.
281
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:16,273
I'm-- I'm kinda doing that
tone now if that's helpful to you.
282
00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:18,567
Are you serious?
283
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:21,111
Have you done any research
into this guy's backstory?
284
00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:23,155
I mean, he's as dirty
as a sock on the highway.
285
00:14:23,155 --> 00:14:24,323
That's not a real expression.
286
00:14:24,323 --> 00:14:26,825
None of them are real
expressions until someone says them, okay?
287
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:28,535
So, I'm a groundbreaker.
288
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,662
You understand the analogy.
This guy is filthy.
289
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:32,039
Gentlemen, for the record...
290
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,123
Oh, God.
291
00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:35,501
...I have no idea what Detective Yancy
could possibly be refer--
292
00:14:35,501 --> 00:14:36,668
Please don't.
293
00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:40,464
So this is what's gonna happen.
294
00:14:40,464 --> 00:14:42,591
Oh, y-- you're the main guy.
295
00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:44,927
You know, this whole time,
I thought it was him.
296
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,220
Not to take away from you,
297
00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:48,847
'cause it takes a non-main guy
to make a main guy great,
298
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:51,099
and, um, every main guy knows
behind every main guy
299
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:52,309
is a guy that's not the main guy.
300
00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:54,645
So together, you guys are a main team.
301
00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:59,483
Mendez, you covered your tracks,
but I'm not an idiot.
302
00:14:59,483 --> 00:15:00,651
You're off the tip line.
303
00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:03,570
Unfortunately,
digging into this any deeper
304
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,697
would be an embarrassment
to the department.
305
00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:08,367
I did see that you're
up to make detective.
306
00:15:08,367 --> 00:15:11,828
- Yes, sir. Next month.
- Yeah, it's not gonna happen,
307
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:13,956
and I wouldn't bother
trying again next year either.
308
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:15,457
- Way to go, main guy.
- [exhales deeply]
309
00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:17,751
You brought a swift hammer
and a-- and a-- and a strong decision.
310
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:19,294
Could've gone further, but you did it.
311
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:21,588
I think my work is done here.
312
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:25,551
I brought sunlight to a very dark
situation, and I'm gonna head out.
313
00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:27,052
So thank you both for your time.
314
00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:28,345
Both of you. Thank you.
315
00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:30,514
Yeah, one more thing.
316
00:15:30,514 --> 00:15:32,015
So why the fuck did they transfer you?
317
00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:35,227
Well, they said I was consistently
reckless, inappropriate and glib.
318
00:15:35,227 --> 00:15:36,812
- [chuckles] Well--
- I mean, glib, maybe,
319
00:15:36,812 --> 00:15:38,313
but the rest of it's bullshit.
320
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:40,274
[Mendez] Fucking prick.
321
00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:42,109
You just couldn't
leave it alone, could you?
322
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,277
You wanna keep your teeth,
323
00:15:43,277 --> 00:15:44,945
- I wouldn't say another word.
- Whatever.
324
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:47,489
Enjoy the Keys, asshole.
I hear that's where all the action is.
325
00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:51,159
Murph, tell the detective
somebody stole my flip-flops.
326
00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:54,162
- That's it. [grunts] Prick. [groans]
- [Mendez laughs]
327
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:56,999
- There it is. There it is. Oh, yeah.
- Fuck you.
328
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,584
It's a keeper. I'm gonna frame it.
329
00:15:58,584 --> 00:15:59,918
Watch your ass, Mendez.
330
00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:01,545
They're gonna hire me back in a week.
331
00:16:02,254 --> 00:16:03,964
[Keith] They did not hire him back.
332
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,799
Fucking Mendez.
333
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:08,510
He's one of those cops
that make all of us look bad.
334
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:10,762
It's like that chimp
that ate that woman's face,
335
00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:13,015
and so now no one can
have a chimp as a pet.
336
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:15,684
Nobody should be allowed
to have chimps as pets.
337
00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:17,436
You're no fun today, Dad.
338
00:16:17,436 --> 00:16:20,022
Look, you're not the cop of the world.
339
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:22,024
Forget Mendez.
340
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:28,071
If you keep thinking it's on you to fix
every injustice, you'll never be at peace.
341
00:16:29,198 --> 00:16:34,661
I was the same when I was young, then I
started listening to the world around me.
342
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:38,790
Wind, trees, nature herself.
343
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:41,543
Here we go. The magic manatee speech.
344
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:42,711
Just listen.
345
00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:45,214
One day, I was swimming
over at Blue Springs,
346
00:16:45,214 --> 00:16:47,424
and this manatee looked at me--
347
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:50,677
No, she looked into me.
348
00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:54,139
And that's when I heard her say,
349
00:16:54,932 --> 00:17:01,438
"Follow me, Jim.
I'll teach you how to let it go."
350
00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:05,858
Yeah, something's been
bugging me for a long time,
351
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,362
- so I just have to ask you about it here.
- Uh-huh.
352
00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:11,906
Have you ever had sexual
relations with a manatee?
353
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:12,866
[chuckles]
354
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:15,117
You know what, don't even answer that.
I don't think I wanna know that.
355
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,913
You know... [stammers] ...no one likes to
see their parents in those situations.
356
00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:19,540
No, you know what I mean?
It's uncomfortable, Dad.
357
00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:22,917
- [chuckles, laughs] Yuk it up, Andrew.
- [laughs]
358
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:24,586
[chuckles] Nature's magic.
359
00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:29,132
Animals have messages for you.
You just have to be open to hearing them.
360
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:33,428
Oh, God. We gotta get inside.
361
00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:34,638
A storm's coming.
362
00:17:34,638 --> 00:17:37,057
Just don't tell me that those
birds told you that, all right?
363
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:38,559
Well, not all of them.
364
00:17:39,518 --> 00:17:40,811
Just that one guy.
365
00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:44,356
[chuckles]
366
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:46,358
[Keith] Over the next year,
367
00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:50,779
Yancy got used to the fast-paced life
of being a detective in Key West.
368
00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:52,406
[Ro] You actually
bought that little house?
369
00:17:52,406 --> 00:17:54,992
Well, I can't keep renting forever.
Besides, this is home now.
370
00:17:55,659 --> 00:17:56,660
How'd it go with Monte?
371
00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:58,203
You were gonna meet his kids
this weekend, right?
372
00:17:58,203 --> 00:18:00,080
- Yeah.
- And?
373
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,081
I met 'em.
374
00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:05,544
Ro, when you decided
to divorce Tanya and come out,
375
00:18:05,544 --> 00:18:10,215
I was happy for you. 'Cause I thought,
"Finally my guy's gonna be joyful,"
376
00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:13,802
you know, "Maybe even
emotionally open and vulnerable."
377
00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:14,887
What's your point?
378
00:18:14,887 --> 00:18:18,223
I mean, have you ever seen someone be
this sad while they're eating ice cream?
379
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:19,224
I'm just being.
380
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:20,309
Miserable.
381
00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:22,186
Being miserable.
382
00:18:22,186 --> 00:18:25,230
If anyone hears you talk about me,
383
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:27,983
they think I'm--
I'm, like, some serial killer.
384
00:18:27,983 --> 00:18:30,444
I don't talk bad about you.
You're my friend. I say it to your face.
385
00:18:30,444 --> 00:18:31,904
I poke you from the front
'cause I love you.
386
00:18:31,904 --> 00:18:33,322
- Thank you.
- I don't tell them that
387
00:18:33,322 --> 00:18:35,365
I need back surgery 'cause
I'm carrying the whole relationship.
388
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:36,533
I say it to you.
389
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:37,868
I might get another scoop.
390
00:18:37,868 --> 00:18:39,620
You should take Monte's
kids out for ice cream.
391
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:42,581
Maybe even try smiling while you do it.
392
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:45,083
You're so complicated.
393
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:47,294
- Another one.
- [vendor] Sure thing.
394
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:51,548
"The last taste of
sweets is sweetest last."
395
00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:53,258
[chuckles] What now?
396
00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:54,885
Shakespeare.
397
00:18:54,885 --> 00:18:55,969
Richard II.
398
00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:58,180
Oh, my favorite of all the Richards.
399
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,390
- Interesting choice.
- [Yancy] That's it?
400
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:02,309
Well, it was nice almost meeting you.
401
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:05,771
I bet our paths will cross again sometime.
402
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,440
We can meet then.
403
00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:12,611
[Keith] This was the first time
Yancy had ever seen a bad decision
404
00:19:12,611 --> 00:19:13,820
in an orange dress.
405
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:14,947
Who was that?
406
00:19:14,947 --> 00:19:16,949
- Trouble.
- Did you get her number?
407
00:19:16,949 --> 00:19:18,367
I did not get trouble's number.
408
00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:20,118
What'd you go for the second scoop?
409
00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:21,203
Same.
410
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:24,998
I mean, really? Could you try
answering it just being excited about it?
411
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,667
What'd you get for a second scoop?
412
00:19:27,543 --> 00:19:28,752
Same.
413
00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:31,964
[Keith] With all the money rolling in,
414
00:19:31,964 --> 00:19:36,385
Nick, Eve and Izzy celebrated
with their first couple's trip to Andros.
415
00:19:36,385 --> 00:19:39,596
- You ready? Three, two, one. Whoo-hoo!
- One. Whoo!
416
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:41,265
[laughs]
417
00:19:41,265 --> 00:19:43,517
"Looking good, Billy Ray!"
418
00:19:43,517 --> 00:19:45,686
"Feeling good, Louis!"
419
00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:48,146
Why do you guys say that? I don't get it.
420
00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:49,481
Oh, it's Trading Places.
421
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,066
You know, with Eddie Murphy.
422
00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:52,234
Norbit?
423
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:55,028
And other movies
that were just as awesome.
424
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:56,196
- Come here.
- Mmm.
425
00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:58,490
This is so beautiful.
426
00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:03,453
Baby, it really is everything
I ever dreamed my life could be.
427
00:20:04,413 --> 00:20:07,291
I mean, things are
going pretty well at work.
428
00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:10,335
I mean, maybe-- maybe we
could get a little bungalow here.
429
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:12,462
A bungalow?
430
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,715
Nicky, you gotta dream bigger.
431
00:20:14,715 --> 00:20:15,924
You see right there?
432
00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:19,553
That will be the lobby
of our exclusive island resort.
433
00:20:19,553 --> 00:20:21,680
- [chuckling] A resort?
- Mm-hmm.
434
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,015
[Keith] As Eve seduced Nick
435
00:20:23,015 --> 00:20:27,311
with visions of casitas
with beach decks and plunge pools...
436
00:20:27,311 --> 00:20:29,188
Fuck, I-I love a plunge pool.
437
00:20:29,188 --> 00:20:30,814
...he still couldn't believe his luck
438
00:20:30,814 --> 00:20:32,983
that this amazing woman had chosen him.
439
00:20:32,983 --> 00:20:34,067
[speaks indistinctly]
440
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:39,489
[Keith] Though Neville had never seen
this mismatched couple before,
441
00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:42,159
he still had a strong sense of foreboding.
442
00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:44,494
It's a pretty good dream. [sighs]
443
00:20:44,494 --> 00:20:46,246
[Keith] Nick should've felt it too.
444
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:47,539
Baby, no.
445
00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:50,792
[Keith] You see, he always
gave Eve whatever she wanted.
446
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:52,628
What do you think?
447
00:20:53,128 --> 00:20:56,340
Uh, all right, maybe I can
try to increase the cash flow,
448
00:20:56,340 --> 00:20:59,009
and then m-maybe-- Yeah,
we could... [stammers] ...buy some property.
449
00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:00,093
Really?
450
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:02,012
You don't think it'll be too risky?
451
00:21:02,638 --> 00:21:04,097
What's the worst that could happen?
452
00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:06,558
[shrieks, laughs]
453
00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:09,603
[agent] The Department of Justice
checks out any abnormal activities.
454
00:21:09,603 --> 00:21:12,940
The sheer volume of orders for
Super Rollies alone is a red flag for us.
455
00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:15,275
Hey, I get it. Yeah,
with the volume we're doing--
456
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:17,277
[clears throat] I mean, at this point,
we even have to outsource.
457
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:18,904
Outsourcing is where it's at.
458
00:21:18,904 --> 00:21:20,906
'Cause you don't wanna run
your business out of a barn.
459
00:21:20,906 --> 00:21:23,033
I know. [chuckles, stammers]
Where are you gonna put all the scooters?
460
00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:25,994
You guys are smart. We
don't need to explain it to you, I guess.
461
00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:28,956
You-You source it
and then it moves out the door.
462
00:21:28,956 --> 00:21:31,959
Nevertheless, we're gonna need to see your
prescriptions against the order invoices.
463
00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:37,089
S-So, the only problem there is, uh,
that we keep our records off-site.
464
00:21:37,089 --> 00:21:38,465
We outsource that too.
465
00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:39,842
[Nick] Hey, guys. Come on.
466
00:21:39,842 --> 00:21:42,386
The only thing I'm guilty of
is poor organizational skills, okay?
467
00:21:42,386 --> 00:21:45,097
I promise to get you the records
as soon as I have access.
468
00:21:45,681 --> 00:21:48,767
[Keith] Nick was a big,
hairy man. He had one tell.
469
00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:50,435
You got till tomorrow.
470
00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:51,562
Awesome.
471
00:21:53,522 --> 00:21:54,982
[Keith] Izzy, on the other hand,
472
00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:57,901
wondered if they could
actually hear his heart pounding.
473
00:21:57,901 --> 00:21:59,778
- [lock clicks]
- This is bad, isn't it?
474
00:21:59,778 --> 00:22:00,988
It's not great, Izzy.
475
00:22:00,988 --> 00:22:02,072
What are we gonna do?
476
00:22:02,656 --> 00:22:05,242
Get rid of every trace of
this place and get out of Dodge.
477
00:22:05,242 --> 00:22:07,077
What am I supposed to tell Marisol?
478
00:22:07,578 --> 00:22:09,371
What if she tries to take Sam?
479
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:14,960
Why you messing with that shit?
480
00:22:15,961 --> 00:22:18,755
Because it's the only fucking thing
that calms me down!
481
00:22:19,423 --> 00:22:21,175
[stammers] Y-You, you seem calm.
482
00:22:21,175 --> 00:22:22,509
I am not made for this.
483
00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:24,970
This is not my-my thing.
I can't-- I can't--
484
00:22:24,970 --> 00:22:29,600
Just take a breath and,
uh, don't pee your pants.
485
00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:35,189
I'm sorry. I love you.
486
00:22:35,898 --> 00:22:37,274
I love you too.
487
00:22:37,983 --> 00:22:39,151
It's gonna be fine.
488
00:22:39,151 --> 00:22:41,612
[breathing shakily]
489
00:22:41,612 --> 00:22:44,072
[Keith] Nick hoped Eve
would take it just as well.
490
00:22:44,072 --> 00:22:46,158
Honey, but we've got money saved.
491
00:22:46,158 --> 00:22:48,577
I mean, we can go on
the run, live hand to mouth.
492
00:22:48,577 --> 00:22:49,828
I-It might even be fun.
493
00:22:49,828 --> 00:22:51,079
Fun?
494
00:22:51,079 --> 00:22:52,915
What the fuck are you talking about?
495
00:22:52,915 --> 00:22:54,082
What about our plans?
496
00:22:54,082 --> 00:22:57,294
What about the Bahamas and all
the fucking shit you promised me?
497
00:22:57,294 --> 00:22:59,296
You fucked it up.
498
00:22:59,296 --> 00:23:04,301
[breathes heavily] Jesus, Nicky.
I come from nothing and you know that.
499
00:23:04,301 --> 00:23:05,260
[Nick sighs]
500
00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:08,805
And I'm not going back.
I'm not going back. I'm not going back.
501
00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:10,432
- I can't live like that. I can't.
- [mouthing] Baby.
502
00:23:10,432 --> 00:23:14,728
- I can't.
- Well, I can't go to jail for 20 years.
503
00:23:14,728 --> 00:23:16,772
You promised me you'd take care of me.
504
00:23:18,106 --> 00:23:20,275
I need someone who takes care of me.
505
00:23:21,485 --> 00:23:23,612
[Keith] Nick realized,
if he wasn't careful,
506
00:23:23,612 --> 00:23:25,113
he could lose Eve forever.
507
00:23:25,113 --> 00:23:26,907
But I have a lot to think about.
508
00:23:29,868 --> 00:23:33,288
[Keith] She wasn't the only
borderline sociopathic woman in the world.
509
00:23:33,288 --> 00:23:36,542
I mean, there's certainly a higher
concentration of 'em in Florida.
510
00:23:37,042 --> 00:23:38,627
Some more damaged than others.
511
00:23:41,672 --> 00:23:43,257
Why won't you tell me what happened?
512
00:23:43,257 --> 00:23:45,133
[chuckles] Would you stop?
513
00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:47,511
I know it wasn't a pickup basketball game.
514
00:23:48,220 --> 00:23:49,221
Cliff do that?
515
00:23:49,888 --> 00:23:51,098
[sighs]
516
00:23:51,098 --> 00:23:54,685
Her husband's a pill-pushing asshole.
You really surprised he smacked her?
517
00:23:54,685 --> 00:23:57,437
There's nothing we can do
if she won't go on the record.
518
00:23:58,647 --> 00:24:02,317
I don't wanna talk about it, so we shan't.
519
00:24:03,986 --> 00:24:04,903
Shan't it is.
520
00:24:04,903 --> 00:24:06,238
Mmm.
521
00:24:07,739 --> 00:24:09,908
[Ro] And yeah,
I know what you're thinking.
522
00:24:10,951 --> 00:24:13,328
Your impulse is to do something stupid.
523
00:24:15,998 --> 00:24:18,292
[Eve whispers] You promised me
you'd take care of me.
524
00:24:19,042 --> 00:24:23,797
[Ro] But believe me,
it's only gonna feel good in the moment.
525
00:24:23,797 --> 00:24:25,007
[exhales heavily]
526
00:24:26,550 --> 00:24:29,761
And when that feeling wears off,
you're fucked.
527
00:24:30,721 --> 00:24:33,599
[Ro] Those decisions
follow you around forever.
528
00:24:33,599 --> 00:24:35,267
Stop! Stop!
529
00:24:35,934 --> 00:24:38,395
[Ro] And you got to live
with the consequences.
530
00:24:40,898 --> 00:24:44,318
So be smart.
Don't do anything you'll regret.
531
00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:46,737
You'd be dead?
532
00:24:46,737 --> 00:24:47,988
"Dead."
533
00:24:48,530 --> 00:24:50,782
No more Feds after me, change my name,
534
00:24:51,283 --> 00:24:53,744
we go to the Bahamas,
we're living free and breezy.
535
00:24:54,411 --> 00:24:55,412
How?
536
00:24:55,412 --> 00:24:57,206
We sink the Summer's Eve.
537
00:24:57,206 --> 00:24:58,290
Aw.
538
00:24:58,290 --> 00:25:00,751
I know, but you'll report me missing.
539
00:25:00,751 --> 00:25:03,795
They'll learn that the boat
went down and then "done-zo."
540
00:25:04,463 --> 00:25:08,175
You get the life insurance money
and start building our resort on Andros.
541
00:25:08,175 --> 00:25:11,220
Babe, come on.
People are so much smarter than that.
542
00:25:11,220 --> 00:25:13,931
One of my crime podcasts was
talking about something like this.
543
00:25:13,931 --> 00:25:16,767
You actually can't declare,
like, a person dead
544
00:25:16,767 --> 00:25:19,353
without physical remains or whatever, so.
545
00:25:19,353 --> 00:25:20,646
I'm way ahead of you.
546
00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:23,273
I'm gonna cut off these two fingers.
547
00:25:23,941 --> 00:25:25,859
So, say bye-bye.
548
00:25:26,860 --> 00:25:28,070
Nicky.
549
00:25:28,737 --> 00:25:33,116
Only two finger-- I mean, that's so lame.
550
00:25:33,116 --> 00:25:34,409
People have done that to get, like,
551
00:25:34,409 --> 00:25:36,662
a free fucking sub sandwich
down at the deli.
552
00:25:36,662 --> 00:25:38,747
Come on, babe, no one's buying it.
553
00:25:39,414 --> 00:25:42,417
[Keith] They say love
can make you do the strangest things.
554
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:46,505
But whoever the hell they are,
they didn't have this in mind.
555
00:25:46,505 --> 00:25:47,589
Um.
556
00:25:48,799 --> 00:25:51,760
Uh, well then, I'll go fucking bigger.
557
00:25:53,428 --> 00:25:54,471
I mean--
558
00:25:55,556 --> 00:25:57,224
I mean, everybody will buy that.
559
00:25:57,724 --> 00:26:01,562
And baby, I would give up
anything to be with you.
560
00:26:05,315 --> 00:26:06,608
Say something.
561
00:26:12,364 --> 00:26:17,536
That is the most romantic thing
that anyone's ever done for me.
562
00:26:28,130 --> 00:26:32,176
Hey, uh-- [sighs] Yeah,
I know we haven't talked in a while, um,
563
00:26:32,676 --> 00:26:35,512
but I'm going on a fishing trip,
564
00:26:36,096 --> 00:26:38,682
and I, uh, just wanted to say goodbye.
565
00:26:38,682 --> 00:26:40,225
So, uh,
566
00:26:41,935 --> 00:26:43,145
bye, sweetie.
567
00:26:43,145 --> 00:26:46,231
Oh, so we talk to each other
about our vacations now?
568
00:26:46,231 --> 00:26:49,401
Okay, uh, Simon
and I went to Epcot last month.
569
00:26:49,401 --> 00:26:51,570
He got hammered
and punched Goofy in the face.
570
00:26:51,570 --> 00:26:52,863
[Nick] Simon. Who--
571
00:26:53,530 --> 00:26:54,573
Who's Simon?
572
00:26:54,573 --> 00:26:56,116
Simon's my fiancé.
573
00:26:56,825 --> 00:26:59,161
- God.
- [Nick] Yeah. Yeah.
574
00:26:59,161 --> 00:27:01,538
You told me that. [chuckles] Sorry.
575
00:27:02,122 --> 00:27:04,583
Well, uh... [sighs]
...how'd you meet this guy?
576
00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:06,335
I met him at church.
577
00:27:06,335 --> 00:27:08,629
- Simon helped me get clean, Dad.
- [mouthing words] I love you so much.
578
00:27:09,379 --> 00:27:10,797
[Nick] All right. Well, then, um,
579
00:27:10,797 --> 00:27:17,721
tell Simon, uh, I owe him a-- uh...
[stammers] ...s-- handshake.
580
00:27:19,056 --> 00:27:22,226
You know, Caitlin, you know,
I know that we've drifted apart,
581
00:27:22,226 --> 00:27:28,774
but you're still my little girl...
[sighs] ...and I love you.
582
00:27:32,569 --> 00:27:33,612
Whatever.
583
00:27:35,614 --> 00:27:37,574
[Keith] Nick knew
he had let his daughter down,
584
00:27:37,574 --> 00:27:38,659
and he vowed right then
585
00:27:38,659 --> 00:27:42,162
that, if he got through this,
he would find a way to make it up to her.
586
00:27:43,664 --> 00:27:44,915
[Eve] It looks amazing in here.
587
00:27:44,915 --> 00:27:46,124
It looks so professional.
588
00:27:46,124 --> 00:27:47,459
I did the best I could.
589
00:27:47,459 --> 00:27:49,545
So, are we really doing this, guys?
590
00:27:49,545 --> 00:27:51,421
It's showtime, buddy.
591
00:27:52,130 --> 00:27:54,341
I'm gonna be
a fucking legend, right, baby?
592
00:27:54,341 --> 00:27:57,261
You're gonna be such
a fucking legend, Nicky.
593
00:27:57,261 --> 00:27:58,178
[Nick] Mm-hmm.
594
00:27:58,178 --> 00:28:01,306
Now, talk to the hand
and say bye-bye to it.
595
00:28:01,306 --> 00:28:03,433
- Bye-bye.
- Bye-bye.
596
00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:06,562
Um, I'm actually gonna need you to come
and hold this hand down.
597
00:28:06,562 --> 00:28:08,272
- What?
- Yeah, I can't do this alone.
598
00:28:08,272 --> 00:28:09,898
You have to come hold the hand down,
599
00:28:09,898 --> 00:28:12,025
otherwise this thing's
gonna go flying out the window.
600
00:28:12,025 --> 00:28:15,487
- I didn't think I was gonna be assisting.
- Well, I didn't think any this
601
00:28:15,487 --> 00:28:17,948
- was gonna be happening, but here we are.
- I would've worn something different.
602
00:28:17,948 --> 00:28:20,617
Just look the other way. You're not gonna
exactly love the picture you see.
603
00:28:20,617 --> 00:28:23,245
Is it too late? Do you think
we could maybe, like, put him under?
604
00:28:23,245 --> 00:28:25,831
That is way too dangerous without
an anesthesiologist. Are you crazy?
605
00:28:25,831 --> 00:28:27,666
- Is he gonna feel it?
- I don't want my best friend to die.
606
00:28:27,666 --> 00:28:29,668
- I don't-- [stammers] Hey, relax.
- We're already taking an arm--
607
00:28:29,668 --> 00:28:31,003
Relax?
608
00:28:31,670 --> 00:28:32,671
Jesus.
609
00:28:32,671 --> 00:28:35,174
Is he gonna, like, you know, feel it?
610
00:28:35,174 --> 00:28:38,844
Um, I-I would say yes,
he will f-feel a slight tingling.
611
00:28:38,844 --> 00:28:41,513
- Okay. Just a tingle, baby.
- [Nick] Okay.
612
00:28:41,513 --> 00:28:44,266
- [O'Peele] You ready, buddy?
- [groaning] Uh-huh.
613
00:28:44,266 --> 00:28:45,684
[apparatus whirs]
614
00:28:46,685 --> 00:28:52,566
- [Nick screams]
- [Eve] Oh, God.
615
00:28:56,945 --> 00:28:59,156
[Keith] Izzy had been
a good doctor once,
616
00:28:59,156 --> 00:29:00,407
so Nick pulled through.
617
00:29:00,407 --> 00:29:01,617
[exhales heavily]
618
00:29:01,617 --> 00:29:04,578
[Keith] Eve, on the other hand,
bounced back quicker than both of 'em.
619
00:29:05,621 --> 00:29:09,082
Ugh, it's so muggy out here.
It's like Florida gross. [inhales sharply]
620
00:29:11,251 --> 00:29:15,088
[sighing] Yeah,
it looks like the pain is back.
621
00:29:15,088 --> 00:29:20,052
Oh, okay. Um, he can take two of these.
622
00:29:21,637 --> 00:29:22,638
[Eve] Thanks.
623
00:29:24,515 --> 00:29:26,058
Well, I might as well, since it's open.
624
00:29:27,935 --> 00:29:28,936
Do you wanna...
625
00:29:28,936 --> 00:29:30,020
Mmm, thank you.
626
00:29:34,691 --> 00:29:36,276
- [Eve sighs]
- [sighs] I was just sitting out here
627
00:29:36,276 --> 00:29:39,154
thinking about my father's face
the day I got into med school.
628
00:29:40,822 --> 00:29:42,241
He was so proud of me.
629
00:29:43,784 --> 00:29:47,287
[Keith] Sometimes a man can
sink so low, he'll just go and drown
630
00:29:47,287 --> 00:29:48,997
if someone doesn't pull him up.
631
00:29:49,748 --> 00:29:54,086
Hey. Only a really great friend
would've done that for Nicky.
632
00:29:54,586 --> 00:29:56,171
[Keith] That didn't do it. [sighs]
633
00:29:57,172 --> 00:29:58,799
[gasps] Oh, my God.
634
00:29:58,799 --> 00:30:00,759
- What?
- Oh. [sighs]
635
00:30:01,885 --> 00:30:03,303
Almost forgot his watch.
636
00:30:03,303 --> 00:30:06,098
Ew. Ew. Gross. Gross. Fuck. Ew.
637
00:30:06,890 --> 00:30:08,308
[groans, sighs]
638
00:30:09,852 --> 00:30:12,062
I actually do need to
use your bathroom real quick,
639
00:30:12,062 --> 00:30:15,440
because that does not
look like a boating accident...
640
00:30:16,149 --> 00:30:17,442
["You're Gonna Get It" plays]
641
00:30:18,068 --> 00:30:19,111
...yet.
642
00:30:28,036 --> 00:30:29,997
[groans]
643
00:30:31,832 --> 00:30:32,708
[grunts]
644
00:30:32,708 --> 00:30:34,751
[gags]
645
00:30:39,214 --> 00:30:40,841
[O'Peele] Merry Christmas.
646
00:30:41,592 --> 00:30:43,010
This is for you.
647
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:45,721
[chuckles]
648
00:30:47,055 --> 00:30:47,931
You party?
649
00:30:48,974 --> 00:30:49,975
Go on.
650
00:30:54,688 --> 00:30:56,773
- So you're a fisherman, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
651
00:30:58,066 --> 00:30:59,693
I'd like to try that.
652
00:30:59,693 --> 00:31:03,238
- [burps] Really?
- No. I hate boats.
653
00:31:03,238 --> 00:31:04,406
I get seasick.
654
00:31:05,490 --> 00:31:06,867
Can't even go on a canoe.
655
00:31:06,867 --> 00:31:09,536
[both chuckle]
656
00:31:11,496 --> 00:31:12,831
You remind me of my son.
657
00:31:14,208 --> 00:31:15,918
He used to think I was funny too.
658
00:31:15,918 --> 00:31:17,377
Here you go.
659
00:31:17,961 --> 00:31:18,962
Shots.
660
00:31:19,755 --> 00:31:20,756
Cheers.
661
00:31:39,650 --> 00:31:42,778
Again, I'm sorry for your loss.
662
00:31:42,778 --> 00:31:43,987
[inhales sharply]
663
00:31:51,119 --> 00:31:52,663
[sobbing]
664
00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:04,842
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck!
665
00:32:06,969 --> 00:32:08,303
I didn't nail the crying.
666
00:32:09,847 --> 00:32:12,558
I tried everything, and I even thought
about Tilly getting hit by a car,
667
00:32:12,558 --> 00:32:13,851
and nothing.
668
00:32:13,851 --> 00:32:15,018
Fuck.
669
00:32:15,018 --> 00:32:17,688
[Keith] Even in Andros,
having one arm sucked.
670
00:32:18,772 --> 00:32:19,898
Breathe, okay?
671
00:32:19,898 --> 00:32:21,233
You're gonna get the hang of it.
672
00:32:22,693 --> 00:32:24,403
See. Mmm.
673
00:32:24,903 --> 00:32:26,321
I gotta pee, I'll be right back.
674
00:32:28,073 --> 00:32:32,119
Hey, mister, how you lose your arm?
675
00:32:32,119 --> 00:32:33,412
[Nick] Oh, thanks for asking.
676
00:32:33,412 --> 00:32:36,373
I was climbing a coconut tree,
and I slipped and fell
677
00:32:36,373 --> 00:32:39,585
and landed in a big pile
of mind your own fucking business.
678
00:32:46,175 --> 00:32:48,427
[clicks tongue] All right,
I don't love that.
679
00:32:48,427 --> 00:32:50,721
I'd show a little respect if I was you.
680
00:32:50,721 --> 00:32:52,222
Her magic's still strong.
681
00:32:52,222 --> 00:32:53,182
Oh, yeah?
682
00:32:53,182 --> 00:32:54,641
See if she can saw herself in half.
683
00:32:55,309 --> 00:32:57,603
Hey, Egg, take care of these nutjobs.
684
00:32:57,603 --> 00:32:59,354
I gotta get some ketchup.
685
00:32:59,938 --> 00:33:00,814
[grunts]
686
00:33:01,982 --> 00:33:05,068
[Keith] Most of Egg's
relationships ended with standoffs.
687
00:33:05,068 --> 00:33:06,987
This time it started with one.
688
00:33:06,987 --> 00:33:09,198
Your boss is a one-armed asshole.
689
00:33:09,907 --> 00:33:11,283
[clicks tongue] Maybe.
690
00:33:12,576 --> 00:33:17,080
He bring any shit to my Ya-Ya,
I'm gonna fuck up his world.
691
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:20,792
Yeah, I don't see that happening.
692
00:33:20,792 --> 00:33:21,960
Oh.
693
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:24,004
[chuckles] You don't?
694
00:33:24,004 --> 00:33:25,881
[chuckles]
695
00:33:26,381 --> 00:33:27,841
Good to know.
696
00:33:29,176 --> 00:33:30,844
You ain't from around here, eh?
697
00:33:32,763 --> 00:33:36,517
'Cause if you were, you'd know better.
698
00:33:43,357 --> 00:33:45,234
[chuckles]
699
00:33:48,487 --> 00:33:50,656
That's enough circling for today, Ya-Ya.
700
00:33:51,990 --> 00:33:54,326
[stammers] Don't. No, don't you dare.
701
00:33:54,326 --> 00:33:56,995
[smacks lips]
What are you circling me for?
702
00:34:01,792 --> 00:34:03,210
This stupid thing.
703
00:34:04,962 --> 00:34:06,004
What?
704
00:34:06,004 --> 00:34:08,005
That's a text from that Phinney kid.
705
00:34:08,005 --> 00:34:09,925
[clears throat] He wants more money.
706
00:34:09,925 --> 00:34:11,342
Tell him you're not an ATM.
707
00:34:11,342 --> 00:34:12,636
It's just 500 bucks.
708
00:34:12,636 --> 00:34:15,179
[sighs] He, uh,
wants to buy his lady an engagement ring.
709
00:34:15,179 --> 00:34:18,350
[chuckles] She's a very lucky girl.
710
00:34:19,643 --> 00:34:22,062
Yeah, I'll just wire it to him.
Be done with it.
711
00:34:23,272 --> 00:34:24,273
Okay.
712
00:34:26,567 --> 00:34:28,777
Do you really think
that's gonna make him stop?
713
00:34:28,777 --> 00:34:30,696
Hmm? [sighs]
714
00:34:30,696 --> 00:34:33,574
Did you ever read that book
If You Give a Mouse a Cookie?
715
00:34:33,574 --> 00:34:34,908
Yeah, of course I read it.
716
00:34:34,908 --> 00:34:35,826
I have a kid.
717
00:34:37,159 --> 00:34:38,328
Why did you read it?
718
00:34:38,328 --> 00:34:40,914
I just-- I don't want us to spend
the rest of our lives
719
00:34:40,914 --> 00:34:43,166
waiting for this
"sketchball" to blackmail us again.
720
00:34:45,210 --> 00:34:48,130
What would even be
the point of you losing your arm?
721
00:34:48,130 --> 00:34:50,465
Well, what would you have me do, Eve?
722
00:34:50,465 --> 00:34:52,676
[Keith] That's
the problem with obsession.
723
00:34:53,342 --> 00:34:55,262
You have to fight to hold on to your soul.
724
00:34:55,846 --> 00:34:58,098
Eve, that's not me, all right.
725
00:34:58,098 --> 00:35:00,017
And I need you to understand that.
726
00:35:02,352 --> 00:35:03,353
I know.
727
00:35:04,021 --> 00:35:05,564
It's not me either.
728
00:35:06,273 --> 00:35:10,235
[Keith] Like I said before,
anything Eve wanted.
729
00:35:10,235 --> 00:35:12,529
[engine revs]
730
00:35:13,363 --> 00:35:14,823
[gunshots]
731
00:35:14,823 --> 00:35:16,283
[moaning]
732
00:35:19,328 --> 00:35:21,663
[gunshots]
733
00:35:23,749 --> 00:35:25,709
[screams]
734
00:35:25,709 --> 00:35:28,420
Dude, are you gonna
give me an ETA or what?
735
00:35:29,505 --> 00:35:32,508
- I'm sorry. I'm distracted.
- [sighs]
736
00:35:32,508 --> 00:35:33,800
[sighs]
737
00:35:35,344 --> 00:35:36,720
He was just a kid.
738
00:35:39,181 --> 00:35:40,224
I get it.
739
00:35:41,808 --> 00:35:42,809
I do.
740
00:35:42,809 --> 00:35:45,562
I love you so much, Nicky.
741
00:35:50,943 --> 00:35:53,195
All the bad stuff is over.
742
00:35:54,988 --> 00:35:56,198
I promise.
743
00:35:57,491 --> 00:35:58,992
- [Keith] The guilt weighed heavy...
- [phone chimes]
744
00:35:58,992 --> 00:36:00,077
...on Izzy too.
745
00:36:01,078 --> 00:36:04,122
[Keith] He hoped talking to Yancy
would help him sleep again.
746
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:06,834
[knocking]
747
00:36:11,421 --> 00:36:12,464
Nick.
748
00:36:13,590 --> 00:36:15,384
[chuckling] What a surprise.
749
00:36:15,384 --> 00:36:18,178
What are you-- What are you-- Is it
safe for you to be in Miami right now?
750
00:36:18,178 --> 00:36:19,680
No, not really.
751
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:21,890
I wouldn't think so. It's crazy.
752
00:36:23,517 --> 00:36:25,477
- So you mind if I come in?
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
753
00:36:25,477 --> 00:36:29,273
I'm sorry. Come on in. The place is
a mess. My maid killed herself.
754
00:36:32,860 --> 00:36:35,028
So, uh, how's it going?
755
00:36:35,028 --> 00:36:38,282
How is-- [stammers] How's, uh,
the whole o-one-arm thing?
756
00:36:38,282 --> 00:36:39,491
I gotta be honest.
757
00:36:39,491 --> 00:36:41,159
- I don't miss it.
- Really?
758
00:36:41,159 --> 00:36:42,911
[laughs] What do you fucking think?
759
00:36:42,911 --> 00:36:47,291
- Uh, I wasn't expecting you, you know.
- Huh.
760
00:36:47,291 --> 00:36:49,626
[chuckles] It's so cool that you're here.
761
00:36:50,460 --> 00:36:51,670
So Iz... [sighs]
762
00:36:51,670 --> 00:36:54,631
...have you given any more
thought to Andros?
763
00:36:54,631 --> 00:36:56,216
I know Eve spoke to you.
764
00:36:56,216 --> 00:36:57,593
Yeah, yeah, she did, man.
765
00:36:57,593 --> 00:37:00,512
[stammers] And, um,
I-I think I'm gonna stay local.
766
00:37:00,512 --> 00:37:03,640
I do. Because I don't-- I don't--
I don't really get to see Sam that much.
767
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:07,269
[stammers] It's like you and Caitlin.
I'm sure you get it.
768
00:37:07,269 --> 00:37:09,771
So I wanna--
I wanna see him as much as I can.
769
00:37:09,771 --> 00:37:11,273
Yeah, I get it. [sighs]
770
00:37:12,941 --> 00:37:14,359
- So, Iz...
- Uh-huh.
771
00:37:14,359 --> 00:37:16,653
- [sighs]
- ...did you talk to this Yancy guy?
772
00:37:16,653 --> 00:37:19,323
The food cop.
773
00:37:19,323 --> 00:37:23,452
[stammers] I did talk to him,
but I didn't say anything.
774
00:37:23,452 --> 00:37:24,828
Attaboy.
775
00:37:24,828 --> 00:37:27,206
But then I texted him and told him to
come over and I would tell him everything.
776
00:37:27,206 --> 00:37:28,207
Fuck off.
777
00:37:28,207 --> 00:37:30,209
- Jesus Christ, are you serious? When?
- Yeah, yeah.
778
00:37:30,209 --> 00:37:31,502
He's on his way over here right now.
779
00:37:31,502 --> 00:37:32,961
And... [stammers]
...I can't handle the guilt, man.
780
00:37:32,961 --> 00:37:34,505
I didn't know people
were gonna fucking die.
781
00:37:34,505 --> 00:37:37,257
That was to protect us, all of us!
782
00:37:37,257 --> 00:37:39,009
Well, I didn't ask for that, did I?
783
00:37:42,137 --> 00:37:43,472
Look, look, look, look, look.
784
00:37:43,472 --> 00:37:45,182
[stammers] My-My-My conscience
is not your problem.
785
00:37:45,182 --> 00:37:47,184
[stammers] I'll tell him--
You know what I'll tell him?
786
00:37:47,184 --> 00:37:49,102
I'll tell him it's about
the insurance scam thing, you know?
787
00:37:49,102 --> 00:37:52,356
That you-- That's maybe why you died.
I won't-- I won't tell him anything.
788
00:37:52,356 --> 00:37:54,900
You know I love you,
and you know I have your back.
789
00:37:56,235 --> 00:37:57,736
Yeah, I do.
790
00:38:00,072 --> 00:38:01,490
[sighs]
791
00:38:02,658 --> 00:38:03,867
I'm gonna use the john.
792
00:38:04,910 --> 00:38:06,286
[O'Peele] Okay.
793
00:38:07,621 --> 00:38:10,290
[Keith] Izzy hoped
his friend hadn't turned all bad.
794
00:38:12,042 --> 00:38:16,672
And Nick, well,
he was hoping the same damn thing.
795
00:38:18,465 --> 00:38:20,425
[O'Peele] I mean,
thank you for inviting me to Andros.
796
00:38:20,425 --> 00:38:22,678
It's-It's a very generous offer.
797
00:38:23,804 --> 00:38:24,847
Sure.
798
00:38:26,431 --> 00:38:28,809
[Keith] The problem
with going down a bad path,
799
00:38:28,809 --> 00:38:31,728
whether it's drinking
or drugging or any other vice,
800
00:38:33,355 --> 00:38:35,649
it's a lot harder to stop
than it is to keep going.
801
00:38:35,649 --> 00:38:36,567
[sighs]
802
00:38:41,822 --> 00:38:42,948
You okay back there?
803
00:38:43,615 --> 00:38:44,700
[Nick] Never better.
804
00:38:49,454 --> 00:38:50,789
"Looking good, Billy Ray."
805
00:38:51,582 --> 00:38:53,000
"Feeling good, Louis."
806
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:19,985
Did you see anybody else just now?
807
00:39:20,861 --> 00:39:22,070
Only you.
808
00:39:22,946 --> 00:39:23,780
Great. [sighs]
809
00:39:24,656 --> 00:39:27,367
[Eve] Oh, I wish you could speak, Tilly.
We'd talk all day.
810
00:39:27,367 --> 00:39:30,370
Oh, you know Mommy. You know Mommy.
811
00:39:31,121 --> 00:39:33,707
You're always so hard on yourself.
Why do you do that?
812
00:39:33,707 --> 00:39:35,042
Hi. Hey, how'd it go?
813
00:39:35,667 --> 00:39:36,502
He's dead.
814
00:39:36,502 --> 00:39:38,670
Oh, sweetie.
815
00:39:39,922 --> 00:39:41,423
We gotta get in the car, Nicky.
816
00:39:41,423 --> 00:39:44,843
Nicky, we gotta get-- [sighs, mumbles]
817
00:39:45,969 --> 00:39:47,804
Come on, Tilly. Come on, baby. Come on.
818
00:39:47,804 --> 00:39:49,014
[kisses] Go pee-pee.
819
00:39:49,014 --> 00:39:50,641
Go tinkle. Go tinkle.
820
00:39:51,350 --> 00:39:52,643
Oh, honey.
821
00:39:52,643 --> 00:39:54,311
I'm so sorry,
822
00:39:54,311 --> 00:39:56,605
but we knew that this might happen.
823
00:39:56,605 --> 00:39:59,733
Izzy can be so stubborn.
824
00:39:59,733 --> 00:40:05,239
D-Do you remember that time we were all
driving to Orlando and he wanted Wendy's?
825
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:09,201
I was for real starving
and we had passed, like, McDonald's,
826
00:40:09,201 --> 00:40:11,578
Chick-fil-A, like,
but no, we had to have Wendy's.
827
00:40:12,538 --> 00:40:15,374
He's lucky that we
didn't have a gun back then. [chuckles]
828
00:40:17,292 --> 00:40:18,752
What's wrong with you?
829
00:40:18,752 --> 00:40:23,423
[stammers, sighs] You know I always joke
at the wrong times. I mean-- [sighs]
830
00:40:23,423 --> 00:40:27,553
I-I-I'm-- [sighs] I'm just saying, I don't
want you to beat yourself up over it.
831
00:40:27,553 --> 00:40:29,137
Beat myself up?
832
00:40:30,222 --> 00:40:31,515
He was my best friend.
833
00:40:31,515 --> 00:40:33,600
[sighs]
834
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,228
- What the fuck did I do?
- Baby, we gotta go.
835
00:40:36,228 --> 00:40:39,690
It's like we always say,
we really have to put ourselves first.
836
00:40:40,691 --> 00:40:43,277
We didn't say that.
[inhales sharply] You said that.
837
00:40:44,653 --> 00:40:46,238
All your "we" talk.
838
00:40:46,238 --> 00:40:48,156
So far, it's only been me.
839
00:40:48,156 --> 00:40:50,909
It was me who lost my arm.
840
00:40:51,660 --> 00:40:53,495
It was me who shot that kid.
841
00:40:54,246 --> 00:40:57,457
And it was me who just
killed my best friend.
842
00:40:57,457 --> 00:40:58,542
[keys jangle]
843
00:41:02,754 --> 00:41:04,631
Well, that must have sounded bad.
844
00:41:04,631 --> 00:41:06,508
[chuckles] Hi.
845
00:41:06,508 --> 00:41:08,385
Oh, my gosh, don't freak out.
846
00:41:08,385 --> 00:41:09,636
[chuckles] I'm so sorry.
847
00:41:09,636 --> 00:41:10,971
We were over there rehearsing
848
00:41:11,930 --> 00:41:15,601
'cause we are doing a little play
at the Coconut Grove theater.
849
00:41:15,601 --> 00:41:18,061
It's a cute little theater.
It's right down the street.
850
00:41:19,646 --> 00:41:21,064
Wait, you look so familiar.
851
00:41:22,566 --> 00:41:24,484
Oh, my God,
you're Heather from the Weather!
852
00:41:24,484 --> 00:41:25,444
I love you!
853
00:41:25,444 --> 00:41:27,571
Babe, it's Heather from the Weather.
854
00:41:27,571 --> 00:41:29,823
It's very fun for us to meet
fellow entertainers.
855
00:41:31,116 --> 00:41:32,242
Can I get a pic?
856
00:41:32,242 --> 00:41:35,245
- Actually I have to go.
- Oh, come on, please, please.
857
00:41:35,245 --> 00:41:37,039
It'll absolutely make my day.
858
00:41:37,039 --> 00:41:38,248
It'll only take a sec.
859
00:41:38,248 --> 00:41:41,835
Just I'm a really big fan and--
Sorry, my purse. Us girls, right?
860
00:41:41,835 --> 00:41:45,380
We're always carrying
too much shit in our bags.
861
00:41:45,380 --> 00:41:46,465
[Heather grunts]
862
00:41:49,384 --> 00:41:51,303
[chokes]
863
00:41:51,887 --> 00:41:52,888
This woman.
864
00:41:59,269 --> 00:42:01,063
Thank you. Jesus.
865
00:42:02,397 --> 00:42:03,398
There.
866
00:42:04,149 --> 00:42:05,859
How's that for "we"?
Now put her body in the trunk.
867
00:42:05,859 --> 00:42:07,402
Get in the fucking car.
868
00:42:09,363 --> 00:42:10,197
Tilly.
869
00:42:10,197 --> 00:42:12,741
[laughs]
870
00:42:12,741 --> 00:42:16,578
Oh, my God. Bad, you silly, silly girl.
871
00:42:16,578 --> 00:42:18,163
No. That's icky.
872
00:42:18,163 --> 00:42:20,749
You're so helping me give her
a bath when we get home, mister.
873
00:42:23,293 --> 00:42:26,088
[Keith] For the first time
in as long as anyone could remember,
874
00:42:26,088 --> 00:42:28,382
Heather did not do the weather that night.
875
00:42:30,509 --> 00:42:32,261
There, you're all caught up.
876
00:42:32,845 --> 00:42:34,555
One big, happy family.
877
00:42:35,347 --> 00:42:36,807
[Eve] How long are you gonna hug?
878
00:42:38,517 --> 00:42:40,227
I'm standing right here. Fuck.
879
00:42:40,227 --> 00:42:41,144
[sirens wail]
880
00:42:41,144 --> 00:42:42,729
[Keith] Over in the Keys, Yancy and Rosa
881
00:42:42,729 --> 00:42:44,940
were still cleaning up
the mess they'd made.
882
00:42:45,691 --> 00:42:46,942
[Rosa] Are you gonna be okay to get home?
883
00:42:46,942 --> 00:42:48,902
No, I'm totally freaked out.
884
00:42:48,902 --> 00:42:51,405
Just because I said you
were gonna get murdered?
885
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:53,824
Okay, now I hear it.
886
00:42:53,824 --> 00:42:56,577
Hey, Pestov, do you mind walking her home?
887
00:42:57,077 --> 00:42:59,079
- She wouldn't want me to.
- Yeah, he's right.
888
00:43:00,330 --> 00:43:01,415
Fine.
889
00:43:02,708 --> 00:43:04,334
- Let's go get some cof--
- Don't touch me.
890
00:43:04,334 --> 00:43:05,878
[Pestov speaks Russian]
891
00:43:05,878 --> 00:43:07,337
I'm shipping those two.
892
00:43:07,337 --> 00:43:08,964
Cool, whatever that means.
893
00:43:09,756 --> 00:43:12,301
Look, I know why I'm here in my pajamas.
894
00:43:12,301 --> 00:43:13,802
How'd you get sucked into this?
895
00:43:13,802 --> 00:43:16,847
Do not let his negativity bring us down.
That's what he wants.
896
00:43:16,847 --> 00:43:19,266
[speaks Spanish]
897
00:43:22,936 --> 00:43:26,190
[speaks Spanish]
898
00:43:26,190 --> 00:43:27,316
[laughs]
899
00:43:27,316 --> 00:43:28,984
Okay, Telemundo, I'm standing right here.
900
00:43:28,984 --> 00:43:31,445
Let's use a language
that we can all understand.
901
00:43:31,445 --> 00:43:33,697
[chuckles] Bro, this is South Florida.
902
00:43:33,697 --> 00:43:36,116
If you don't know Spanish, that's on you.
903
00:43:36,116 --> 00:43:38,202
Ooh, I like her.
904
00:43:38,785 --> 00:43:42,080
- Well, I'm glad you two get along.
- [chuckles]
905
00:43:48,170 --> 00:43:50,297
- [Ro speaks Spanish]
- [speaks Spanish]
906
00:43:51,131 --> 00:43:54,843
Yes, I'm here at the scene where our
own Heather McNally was brutally murdered.
907
00:43:54,843 --> 00:43:57,179
And as you can see,
the garage has been sealed off
908
00:43:57,179 --> 00:44:00,265
{\an8}as police continue to search for clues
as to who could have committed
909
00:44:00,265 --> 00:44:02,351
- this heinous crime.
- [phone chimes]
910
00:44:02,351 --> 00:44:04,228
- [speaks Spanish]
- [Alex speaks Spanish]
911
00:44:04,228 --> 00:44:05,646
This is Detective Burton.
912
00:44:05,646 --> 00:44:07,606
- Detective Mendez here.
- [Ro] No way.
913
00:44:07,606 --> 00:44:09,525
Finally made it to detective.
914
00:44:09,525 --> 00:44:10,609
What?
915
00:44:10,609 --> 00:44:13,737
I used to partner up with
Andrew Yancy here in the Keys.
916
00:44:13,737 --> 00:44:15,989
Okay, well, fuck that guy.
He was full of shit.
917
00:44:15,989 --> 00:44:17,449
I'll let him know that.
918
00:44:17,449 --> 00:44:19,576
Listen, you can close
the Charles Phinney murder.
919
00:44:19,576 --> 00:44:22,037
Uh, we got a suicide up here in Miami.
920
00:44:22,037 --> 00:44:24,331
The ballistics match, plus the poncho.
921
00:44:24,331 --> 00:44:27,459
The guy that iced the kid,
he was wearing an orange poncho, right?
922
00:44:27,459 --> 00:44:28,418
Yeah.
923
00:44:28,418 --> 00:44:29,753
Hey, you sure about all this.
924
00:44:29,753 --> 00:44:31,797
It's the same ol' story.
You got a sketchy doctor.
925
00:44:31,797 --> 00:44:33,674
There's a bunch of Oxy
laying around the house.
926
00:44:33,674 --> 00:44:35,425
This kid was probably
just pushing pills for him.
927
00:44:36,510 --> 00:44:38,428
So how'd you figure this all out?
928
00:44:38,971 --> 00:44:40,430
You get it off of your tip line?
929
00:44:41,348 --> 00:44:42,766
Fuck you.
930
00:44:42,766 --> 00:44:46,520
[Keith] Eventually everyone reached
the same conclusion about Mendez.
931
00:44:47,187 --> 00:44:48,188
Asshole.
932
00:44:49,773 --> 00:44:51,900
[Keith] Nick
was still laying low in Miami,
933
00:44:51,900 --> 00:44:54,361
wishing things could be
the way they used to be.
934
00:44:55,279 --> 00:44:57,281
Hey, do you remember when we used to go to
935
00:44:57,281 --> 00:44:59,741
the boardwalk at Daytona Beach
and play Skee-Ball?
936
00:44:59,741 --> 00:45:01,368
[Caitlin chuckles] Yes.
937
00:45:01,368 --> 00:45:04,913
And I wouldn't let you have the tickets
that we won until we both said,
938
00:45:04,913 --> 00:45:06,164
[both] "Booyah."
939
00:45:06,164 --> 00:45:08,959
- [chuckles] So embarrassing.
- [chuckles] Mmm. For you maybe.
940
00:45:10,460 --> 00:45:12,004
Booyah. [chuckles]
941
00:45:15,591 --> 00:45:18,886
Hey, um, I know
I wasn't always a great dad.
942
00:45:18,886 --> 00:45:21,054
Yeah, I was thinking that at your funeral.
943
00:45:22,139 --> 00:45:23,307
I, uh...
944
00:45:25,851 --> 00:45:29,563
[sighs] I want to tell you
that I'm-- I'm really sorry,
945
00:45:30,147 --> 00:45:32,941
and I think I could do a better job now.
946
00:45:32,941 --> 00:45:36,612
You know, if you need me, I'll be there.
947
00:45:38,655 --> 00:45:40,866
- Thank you.
- [sighs]
948
00:45:42,242 --> 00:45:46,079
So, uh, tell me about this Simon guy.
949
00:45:46,079 --> 00:45:49,708
[chuckles] He's great, but you'd
probably think he was a total dork.
950
00:45:49,708 --> 00:45:54,254
He's, like, in love with Minecraft,
and he wears sandals way too much.
951
00:45:54,254 --> 00:45:56,590
Whoa. Sounds like a fucking loser.
952
00:45:56,590 --> 00:45:58,091
- [chuckles]
- [chuckles]
953
00:45:58,091 --> 00:46:01,011
[Keith] Nick couldn't
believe how it felt to be happy again.
954
00:46:01,887 --> 00:46:03,597
He hoped nothing would ruin it.
955
00:46:03,597 --> 00:46:04,681
[phone buzzes]
956
00:46:06,475 --> 00:46:10,187
[Caitlin scoffs] This dude keeps calling.
Should I be worried?
957
00:46:11,188 --> 00:46:12,648
Oh, you know, it's nothing.
958
00:46:14,149 --> 00:46:16,902
- So, does Simon like to wear hats?
- [chuckles] Enough.
959
00:46:17,736 --> 00:46:19,780
[Yancy] Come on, Izzy. Who shot you?
960
00:46:21,156 --> 00:46:22,407
Not talking to me. You try.
961
00:46:22,407 --> 00:46:23,992
[Rosa] Bro, the entry wound
is behind his ear.
962
00:46:23,992 --> 00:46:26,036
You know that they're trying to say
that, after he murdered Phinney,
963
00:46:26,036 --> 00:46:27,120
he killed himself.
964
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:28,956
Well, that makes no sense.
We were gonna meet up.
965
00:46:28,956 --> 00:46:31,333
Right. Because,
I mean, who would kill themselves
966
00:46:31,333 --> 00:46:33,335
if they were gonna get a chance
to sit down and talk to you later?
967
00:46:33,335 --> 00:46:34,795
Okay, let's not turn on each other.
968
00:46:34,795 --> 00:46:36,964
- I wasn't.
- You at least had the turn signal on.
969
00:46:36,964 --> 00:46:39,591
You definitely had the blinker on, and you
were starting to go down that road,
970
00:46:39,591 --> 00:46:41,051
because it-- the-the tone shifted.
971
00:46:41,051 --> 00:46:43,804
Okay, I agree with you. There's
no fucking way that he killed himself.
972
00:46:43,804 --> 00:46:47,266
Nick was such a low-level con man,
the Feds were gonna put him away,
973
00:46:47,266 --> 00:46:48,976
so no one really
gives a shit that he's dead.
974
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:51,603
This one here is
supposedly a murder-suicide,
975
00:46:51,603 --> 00:46:53,272
so everything's wrapped up in a bow.
976
00:46:53,272 --> 00:46:54,523
[tuts] Fuck.
977
00:46:55,107 --> 00:46:56,108
[Yancy] Yeah. [sighs]
978
00:47:01,488 --> 00:47:03,448
What if I bullshit to keep the case open?
979
00:47:03,448 --> 00:47:06,410
Say I looked at the body and saw
something that pointed to murder?
980
00:47:06,410 --> 00:47:09,079
I love that idea,
so I know it's a terrible one.
981
00:47:09,079 --> 00:47:12,499
[chuckles] Don't do
something that you're gonna regret.
982
00:47:12,499 --> 00:47:14,668
[sighs] God, who cares?
983
00:47:15,460 --> 00:47:17,212
This job is eating my soul.
984
00:47:17,212 --> 00:47:19,173
Wow, that's just a little bit heavy.
985
00:47:19,173 --> 00:47:20,591
I mean, let's go with it, right?
986
00:47:20,591 --> 00:47:23,927
Let's get some OxyContin,
crank up some death metal...
987
00:47:23,927 --> 00:47:26,763
[chuckling] ...and really
bring this party to the ground.
988
00:47:28,682 --> 00:47:30,267
- [chuckles] Here.
- You're not gonna have one?
989
00:47:30,267 --> 00:47:31,393
That's the last one.
990
00:47:32,269 --> 00:47:34,354
And like you said,
your soul's going away or something.
991
00:47:34,354 --> 00:47:36,064
So, I figured we'd throw a Popsicle on it.
992
00:47:37,024 --> 00:47:42,529
Ah. I was hoping you would do that.
I knew you would, my friend! Cheers!
993
00:47:42,529 --> 00:47:43,655
[laughing]
994
00:47:43,655 --> 00:47:46,700
[Keith] Rosa couldn't remember
the last time she sat with a man
995
00:47:46,700 --> 00:47:49,453
who cared more about
what he was putting in his mouth
996
00:47:49,453 --> 00:47:51,747
than what he was trying to put in hers.
997
00:47:55,709 --> 00:47:57,461
You know, I did-- I didn't always--
998
00:47:57,461 --> 00:48:00,756
[sighs] I didn't always hate this job.
999
00:48:02,174 --> 00:48:04,384
It's just, lately,
it feels like it owns me.
1000
00:48:06,053 --> 00:48:09,932
[smacks lips] Rosa "Campensino,"
nothing can own you.
1001
00:48:17,147 --> 00:48:18,315
Campesino.
1002
00:48:18,315 --> 00:48:21,109
Well, look, at this point,
you know it's not on purpose, all right?
1003
00:48:21,109 --> 00:48:22,694
And the correcting
doesn't seem to be helping,
1004
00:48:22,694 --> 00:48:24,238
so maybe just let me find it on my own.
1005
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:28,575
So many vowels right next to each other.
Beautiful name. Hard to pronounce.
1006
00:48:30,953 --> 00:48:31,828
What's happening?
1007
00:48:32,538 --> 00:48:35,582
It depends. You know,
people keep telling me
1008
00:48:36,792 --> 00:48:39,002
that I should stay away from you
because you'll drag me down.
1009
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:41,046
Is that true?
1010
00:48:41,046 --> 00:48:45,801
Well, unfortunately, I can confirm
that, without a doubt, that is 100% true.
1011
00:48:46,885 --> 00:48:48,095
- [smacks lips]
- [sighs]
1012
00:48:48,095 --> 00:48:50,681
[Keith] Rosa knew the answer.
The question was a test.
1013
00:48:52,391 --> 00:48:54,142
No more Popsicle time?
1014
00:48:55,519 --> 00:48:57,145
[smacking lips]
1015
00:48:59,481 --> 00:49:03,193
Do you have any idea how sexy it is
for a man to be honest for once?
1016
00:49:12,828 --> 00:49:14,705
[breathes heavily]
1017
00:49:14,705 --> 00:49:16,748
This is so fun. I just have one thought...
1018
00:49:16,748 --> 00:49:18,750
- [shushes, sighs]
- ...not to slow down the train,
1019
00:49:18,750 --> 00:49:21,420
but maybe we could go
somewhere a little less disturbing.
1020
00:49:31,847 --> 00:49:32,681
Yeah, I'm cool here.
1021
00:49:32,681 --> 00:49:33,765
[chuckles]
1022
00:49:40,189 --> 00:49:42,191
- Hey, Dad!
- Hey!
1023
00:49:43,066 --> 00:49:44,276
Ow, fuck!
1024
00:49:44,276 --> 00:49:45,944
[chuckles]
1025
00:49:46,528 --> 00:49:49,406
[groans] This Yancy guy
could cause us trouble.
1026
00:49:49,406 --> 00:49:50,824
I know. I know.
1027
00:49:52,034 --> 00:49:54,828
Maybe-- Maybe Caitlin too.
1028
00:49:56,830 --> 00:49:57,831
What do you mean?
1029
00:49:58,498 --> 00:50:03,295
I don't know, it's just she knows
a lot now and she can...
1030
00:50:04,046 --> 00:50:07,049
[stammers] ...you know,
she's-- she can be such a live wire.
1031
00:50:08,175 --> 00:50:09,384
- Go on.
- No, it's just,
1032
00:50:09,384 --> 00:50:11,470
you-- you didn't see her at your funeral.
1033
00:50:11,470 --> 00:50:13,388
She was pointing at me, she was
like... [grunts]
1034
00:50:13,388 --> 00:50:16,892
..."You're such a bitch. You killed him."
I mean, it was ins-- insane.
1035
00:50:18,268 --> 00:50:20,020
Maybe that's 'cause her dad had just died.
1036
00:50:20,020 --> 00:50:21,230
I know that.
1037
00:50:23,482 --> 00:50:24,816
I just-- [stammers]
1038
00:50:27,110 --> 00:50:31,073
Come on, babe, we're talking about
people that can cause us trouble. I'm--
1039
00:50:31,073 --> 00:50:33,575
Let's say she did cause us trouble,
what would you want me to do?
1040
00:50:33,575 --> 00:50:35,118
Why are you getting mad?
1041
00:50:35,118 --> 00:50:36,745
You saying I should hurt my daughter?
1042
00:50:36,745 --> 00:50:38,539
- That's not-- God.
- What the fuck is wrong with you?
1043
00:50:38,539 --> 00:50:40,499
That's not what I'm saying, Nicky.
1044
00:50:41,416 --> 00:50:43,544
Jesus! I would never do that.
1045
00:50:44,127 --> 00:50:45,212
I love Caitlin.
1046
00:50:46,088 --> 00:50:48,048
She's my stepdaughter.
1047
00:50:48,048 --> 00:50:49,550
Get the fuck out of here.
1048
00:50:49,550 --> 00:50:50,634
[sighs]
1049
00:50:55,389 --> 00:50:57,683
Is that what you think of me?
1050
00:51:03,564 --> 00:51:05,732
You're breaking my heart right now.
1051
00:51:08,193 --> 00:51:11,613
- Oh, shit, I'm sorry, I got it wrong.
- [sobbing]
1052
00:51:11,613 --> 00:51:12,865
Come here, honey.
1053
00:51:13,365 --> 00:51:15,909
Oh, baby, I love you.
1054
00:51:17,995 --> 00:51:19,162
I love you.
1055
00:51:21,415 --> 00:51:22,457
Ditto.
1056
00:51:24,877 --> 00:51:27,379
Whoa, what's the drama, Obama?
1057
00:51:27,379 --> 00:51:29,673
Oh, hey, buddy. How's the water?
1058
00:51:29,673 --> 00:51:31,425
[Keith] Eve always knew
she had it in her.
1059
00:51:32,050 --> 00:51:33,802
She would have called her old acting coach
1060
00:51:33,802 --> 00:51:35,846
if she hadn't framed him for pedophilia.
1061
00:51:38,182 --> 00:51:41,518
Well, as amazing as that was,
it was not all me. You were there too.
1062
00:51:41,518 --> 00:51:43,228
[laughs]
1063
00:51:43,228 --> 00:51:45,022
- Have you done that before?
- [sighs]
1064
00:51:45,022 --> 00:51:46,481
Yeah, I fuck people at work all the time.
1065
00:51:46,481 --> 00:51:47,733
[chuckles]
1066
00:51:47,733 --> 00:51:51,278
No, honestly, I haven't had a lot
going on since I broke off my engagement.
1067
00:51:51,278 --> 00:51:54,198
Engagement! Wow, what happened?
1068
00:51:54,198 --> 00:51:59,203
Short version, I met a guy as we were
both walking out of the Philharmonic.
1069
00:51:59,203 --> 00:52:00,662
I have this weird rule.
1070
00:52:00,662 --> 00:52:04,208
If you like classical music, you must
be in touch with yourself, emotionally.
1071
00:52:04,208 --> 00:52:08,712
- Well, I hate classical music.
- [chuckles] Yeah, that-- that tracks.
1072
00:52:08,712 --> 00:52:09,630
[chuckles]
1073
00:52:09,630 --> 00:52:12,007
So, yeah, after three years
of living with this guy,
1074
00:52:12,007 --> 00:52:14,843
I find out that he's cheating on me
with his paddleboard instructor.
1075
00:52:15,427 --> 00:52:18,013
But the kicker was that,
when I was throwing him out,
1076
00:52:18,013 --> 00:52:20,098
he admitted that he had
never even seen the symphony.
1077
00:52:20,682 --> 00:52:22,476
He was there because
he had to use the restroom.
1078
00:52:22,476 --> 00:52:27,648
So basically, I wasted a chunk of my life
for some guy who needed to take a shit.
1079
00:52:27,648 --> 00:52:29,775
Yeah, oldest story in the book.
1080
00:52:29,775 --> 00:52:32,069
- [chuckles]
- [phone rings]
1081
00:52:37,616 --> 00:52:39,201
- Hey, Mel.
- [squeals]
1082
00:52:39,201 --> 00:52:42,412
Bro, listen, listen, listen,
you are not gonna believe this shit.
1083
00:52:42,412 --> 00:52:43,914
- It's been a--
- [mouthing words] Sorry.
1084
00:52:43,914 --> 00:52:45,582
- [Mel] You're never gonna believe...
- No worries.
1085
00:52:46,458 --> 00:52:48,210
Ok-- Relax. What happened?
1086
00:52:48,210 --> 00:52:49,127
[Keith] For a second,
1087
00:52:49,127 --> 00:52:51,713
Yancy considered leaving
without making it weird.
1088
00:52:52,548 --> 00:52:54,842
Hey, I love you.
1089
00:52:54,842 --> 00:52:56,176
[whispers] Just go.
1090
00:52:56,176 --> 00:52:57,302
[chuckles]
1091
00:52:57,886 --> 00:52:59,596
[sighs] Heather's dead.
1092
00:52:59,596 --> 00:53:01,223
- What?
- Yeah.
1093
00:53:01,223 --> 00:53:03,267
And guess who's
filling in for her tonight?
1094
00:53:03,267 --> 00:53:06,687
- Shut up. No way. Are you serious?
- [chuckles] That's right! Me!
1095
00:53:06,687 --> 00:53:08,814
[chuckles] Oh, my God,
I'm kind of nervous. My armpits are wet.
1096
00:53:08,814 --> 00:53:11,233
- Okay. I love you. Bye.
- I love you too.
1097
00:53:16,780 --> 00:53:18,240
- Hey, Mendez!
- Yo.
1098
00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:20,742
Some lady wants to talk to you.
I put her in your office.
1099
00:53:20,742 --> 00:53:22,911
Bro! I got HEAT tickets, man. Come on.
1100
00:53:23,537 --> 00:53:24,788
Fine.
1101
00:53:24,788 --> 00:53:27,165
[speaks Spanish]
1102
00:53:28,417 --> 00:53:29,501
Okay, ma'am,
1103
00:53:29,501 --> 00:53:33,297
so my colleague tells me you saw someone
1104
00:53:33,297 --> 00:53:35,299
- outside of Dr. O'Peele's residence.
- Mm-hmm.
1105
00:53:35,299 --> 00:53:39,178
All right, so this has already been ruled
a suicide, so we can make this quick.
1106
00:53:39,178 --> 00:53:41,263
Just tell me what-- what did he look like?
1107
00:53:41,263 --> 00:53:43,974
- He was tall.
- Okay, he was tall.
1108
00:53:43,974 --> 00:53:47,603
That is actually perfect.
That's-- That's all we need.
1109
00:53:47,603 --> 00:53:49,229
Thank you. Thank you.
1110
00:53:49,229 --> 00:53:53,317
Wait, it was him. That guy right there.
1111
00:53:57,196 --> 00:53:59,573
- You sure?
- That guy.
1112
00:54:00,574 --> 00:54:03,577
[Keith] Mendez had
never been so glad to miss tip-off.
1113
00:54:11,710 --> 00:54:12,878
[Evan] Hey, hey!
1114
00:54:12,878 --> 00:54:15,672
Hey, hey, what in the fuck
are you doing, dude?
1115
00:54:15,672 --> 00:54:18,967
I'm throwing away the trash that
magically appeared on my property.
1116
00:54:18,967 --> 00:54:21,428
What? [scoffs, chuckles]
The trash can is right here.
1117
00:54:21,428 --> 00:54:22,513
Oh, shocker.
1118
00:54:22,513 --> 00:54:23,931
You actually know what a trash can is.
1119
00:54:23,931 --> 00:54:26,225
[chuckles] Dude,
I don't know how that shit got over there.
1120
00:54:26,225 --> 00:54:27,976
It's fucking birds and pelicans and wind.
1121
00:54:27,976 --> 00:54:30,771
Yeah. Well, next time I'll just
throw it in the big, yellow trash can.
1122
00:54:30,771 --> 00:54:34,358
[imitates Yancy] You're a big,
yellow trash can, loser.
1123
00:54:34,358 --> 00:54:35,609
[Yancy] I'm wearing white, genius.
1124
00:54:40,822 --> 00:54:43,992
[Mel] As excited as I am to be
filling in for Heather McNally,
1125
00:54:44,493 --> 00:54:47,246
{\an8}everyone here is
heartbroken over this loss.
1126
00:54:47,913 --> 00:54:52,501
{\an8}Even when someone is rude or mean,
you're still sad when they're gone.
1127
00:54:54,127 --> 00:54:55,921
{\an8}[Keith] Yancy just wanted to unwind
1128
00:54:55,921 --> 00:54:59,842
and forget all about Nick
and Eve and the dead Dr. Izzy.
1129
00:55:00,384 --> 00:55:03,554
But sometimes the universe
has other plans.
1130
00:55:03,554 --> 00:55:04,930
Ah.
1131
00:55:05,556 --> 00:55:08,976
[Keith] Maybe it was the familiar
sight of blood in his shower drain.
1132
00:55:10,686 --> 00:55:14,064
Or maybe it was crossing paths
with the little friend he had rescued,
1133
00:55:14,982 --> 00:55:16,108
who, Yancy had to admit
1134
00:55:16,108 --> 00:55:20,195
seemed to be getting along just
as well with three limbs as with four.
1135
00:55:22,281 --> 00:55:25,492
He imagined a person
could do the same thing.
1136
00:55:26,702 --> 00:55:29,037
So they found Stripling's arm, right?
1137
00:55:29,037 --> 00:55:31,081
And we made the assumption
that there was a murder.
1138
00:55:31,081 --> 00:55:32,958
I mean, it's just like
the assumption you made
1139
00:55:32,958 --> 00:55:35,210
with that shitbag fiancé
liking classical music,
1140
00:55:35,210 --> 00:55:37,296
which by the way, no guy likes.
1141
00:55:37,296 --> 00:55:41,133
But answer me this, what if Nick
wasn't murdered, you understand?
1142
00:55:41,133 --> 00:55:44,178
And what if Christopher
is actually fucking Nick?
1143
00:55:44,178 --> 00:55:45,679
I mean, this is exciting.
1144
00:55:45,679 --> 00:55:47,806
Anyway, call me back
when you get a second.
1145
00:55:47,806 --> 00:55:51,643
Oh, uh, really did enjoy the sex.
1146
00:55:52,227 --> 00:55:55,314
Um, I probably should've led with that.
1147
00:55:55,814 --> 00:55:56,815
Bye.
1148
00:56:03,739 --> 00:56:04,615
Fuck you.