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妳在這裡啊,謝天謝地,我到處在找妳

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風暴來臨了,跟我說過的一樣

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妳他媽的以為自己是誰啊?

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我是他媽的龍后

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妳割傷我

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我知道自己做了什麼

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我不需要這個

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妳竟然偷走那隻錶?

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感覺怎麼樣啊?

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我用你們對待這麼多人的方式來對待你們

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歸還你們偷來的土地
然後他媽的滾出我的島

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妳的島?

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我該保護的島

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婊子,如果我不還呢?

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這座島會要求獻祭一條人命

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我一定會使命必達

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好啦,我走就是了

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我不喜歡這裡,太多蟲了

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我不相信妳

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該結束這一切了

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就這樣,這座島得到了獻祭的人命

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真可惜

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我真的以為我們能當朋友

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我希望妳被...

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自己的謊言噎死

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妳好,我的孩子

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雅雅,妳說得對

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但這有什麼稀奇的呢?

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我迷失了方向

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但現在妳找到方向了

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妳要永遠記得我有多愛妳

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老天啊

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沒事的

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我只是想來道別

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妳不需要特地過來

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我需要

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但在我走之前

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我知道你喜歡假裝自己沒有靈魂

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但我知道你有

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心中無愛的人,不可能有那樣的歌聲

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別害怕

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妳很努力,又忠於自已的心

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總有一天,大家會稱妳為“后”

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《壞猴子》

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風暴過後的第一件事
就是評估自己的處境

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艾格知道,既然他的腿被子彈打穿

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那麼他需要替補人員

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{\an8}他們怎麼那麼快就找到打手?

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{\an8}在安德羅斯島
總是有人願意為了錢做任何事

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{\an8}是啊,拉斯維加斯也一樣

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{\an8}但情況通常是
有人把乒乓球放進奇怪的地方

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{\an8}真的超不舒服

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{\an8}你不會想知道的

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{\an8}好,我們走吧

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{\an8}我們要重新部署

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{\an8}如果他們沒有新的打手
我們本來要怎麼做?

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{\an8}你說過你想好計畫了

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{\an8}沒有,我是說我在醞釀計畫

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等醞釀得夠徹底了

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就會好酒沉甕底

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- 所以你沒想法?
- 我跟你說

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我不喜歡我們兩個剛開始成為隊友就這樣

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{\an8}聽著,我們得趕快想出對策

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{\an8}因為我有預感,他們很快就會離開這裡

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拉斯維加斯的乒乓球...

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有時會跑進人的屁股裡嗎?

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在高級的場所裡才會

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{\an8}聽著,如果我只能教你一件事
你一定要謹記這件事

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絕不要在拉斯維加斯住一晚以上

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你會忍不住想住兩晚
但你每次都會悔不當初

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{\an8}(持續發展,梅兒颶風降為熱帶風暴)

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{\an8}昨晚,梅兒颶風通過巴哈馬
帶來極小的損害

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{\an8}進入開放水域後

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{\an8}它遭遇一個高氣壓系統,因此威力銳減

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總之...

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風暴結束了

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我們離開安德羅斯島吧

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我沒辦法形容這有多痛

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妳在跟我開玩笑嗎?

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喂,你知道我不想怎樣嗎?

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我不想跟你比誰比較慘

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好嗎?

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因為我讀過一篇文章

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上頭寫說,踢到腳趾有可能跟槍傷一樣痛

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等我不再血尿了,我一定要看看那篇文章

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好消息

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你的血止住了

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我不喜歡那個黃黃的東西

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你覺得是脊椎裡的液體嗎?

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我不知道,嚐嚐看啊
我他媽的哪會知道?

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但你的雙腿還能動,對吧?

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只有腳趾能動

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很棒啊

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我有個東西應該可以讓你開心一點

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最好是啦

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你笑了

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- 來,不會有事的
- 寶貝,謝謝妳

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我愛你

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嗨,艾格

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- 附近沒有可疑人士
- 天啊,我聽說葛莉希的事

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有人知道是怎麼回事嗎?

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- 不知道
- 艾格,真令人難過

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我很遺憾,她真的是很棒的人

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艾格,問你一下,我忘了他的名字

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他沒跟妳說過他的名字

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我要叫他培根

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艾格與培根

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他不會高興的

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誰在乎啊,我要叫你培根

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妳敢叫就試試看

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好吧

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嘿,妳在妳最喜歡的午餐地點嗎?

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還是妳因為擔心我會出現而換地方了?

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拜託跟我說你不在巴哈馬

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我在哪裡不重要

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重要的是我沒有打算綁架任何人

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妳對於綁架的看法很明確

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但我打算帶幾位朋友去邁阿密

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我希望妳能跳出來說
“驚喜吧,你們被逮捕了”

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好,我只需要一位飛行員
我認識一個叫克萊斯帕的人

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但他回來安德羅斯島的條件是
我們要向他保證

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他不會因為自己做過的一些事而遭到起訴

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跟他說我樂意接受

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那真是好消息
尤其是因為我已經傳訊息這樣跟他說了

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跟妳說一下,他的回覆是

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“我在路上了”
加上11個驚嘆號和祈禱手勢

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他甚至還加上一個茄子的表情符號

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我要掛了

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但在我掛電話前
可以再請妳幫我一個忙嗎?

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什麼事?

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布朗寧議員辦公室

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我是聯邦調查局邁阿密分局的羅茲局長

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這通電話是要禮貌性告知你們
尼克和伊芙史崔普林的事

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安德魯揚西警探在我身旁

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他給我看了證據,顯示史崔普林夫婦

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涉及非法活動

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因此,我們將在今天下班前
凍結他們的金融資產

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謝謝,我會跟他們說這個消息

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太好了,我們正式完蛋了

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痛楚帶來的唯一好處是

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尼克第一次如此透徹地看事情

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不,我們沒事

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我們沒事?你只剩三根腳趾能用了

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妳可以他媽的閉嘴,先聽我說嗎?

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在艾格面前別用那種口氣跟我說話

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你明明知道,當你主導時,會讓我很想要

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聽著,我本來很擔心揚西的事
但如果他在邁阿密

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那我們就不用綁手綁腳

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我們現在要先去拿索,再想辦法去倫敦

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倫敦?

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我一直很想去倫敦,總督,我好興奮

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我愛喝茶,還有...

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但我們還是需要現金,懂嗎?

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他們要到今天下班前
才會凍結我們的資產

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艾格,克萊斯帕失蹤了
你幫我們找個飛行員,帶我們去拿索

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伊芙,妳去銀行

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好的,老闆大人

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我要再去拿一些該死的止痛藥

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我愛你,寶貝

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你到了倫敦就能接受治療
你一定很快就能走路了

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我很確定

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幹嘛?

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是啊,脊椎受傷通常都可以康復

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一天一天地恢復

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去你的

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但這一點絕對需要考慮

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好,跟我說好消息
妳有幫我們找到新的槍嗎?

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我剛剛跟我的查爾斯舅舅通過電話

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他說他給奈維爾的那把槍是他唯一的一把

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但他會幫忙打電話問問

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他還說他有新的望遠鏡可以借給你們

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天啊,我根本不認識妳的查爾斯舅舅

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但光是我們想要武器
他卻要借我們望遠鏡這一點

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就讓我懷疑他適不適合加入我們團隊

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在這裡要弄到槍可不容易

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有些警察連槍也沒有

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這給了揚西一個靈感

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我看看

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- 你想怎樣?
- 嘿,蘿莎,請妳聽我說

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我知道妳很失望我沒上飛機

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失望?

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你沒把她放在第一位

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謝謝妳的意見,我要起身了

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蘿莎,我跟妳說

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我知道我們不會這樣就結束了,對吧?

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我們在一起很開心
抱歉,但妳很清楚我必須解決這件事

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只是因為...情況變得很可怕,你知道嗎?

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我知道

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我希望你能平安地回來

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- 你至少還安全吧?
- 對

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我向妳保證

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嘿,妳該不會剛好記得妳丟棄手槍的

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確切地點吧?

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謝謝妳沒掛我電話

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- 因為妳知道我有多討厭...
- 真他媽的扯

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蘿莎

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他們在那裡

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- 嘿
- 嘿

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兩位,我們需要他的幫助
而他只是需要朋友

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所以我們熱情一點地跟他打招呼吧
一、二、三

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- 克萊斯帕
- 克萊斯帕

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什麼?

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等待真是值得

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朋友,真高興見到你

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- 好耶
- 你們好

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我們繼續吧

207
00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:27,456
- 我們繼續吧
- 嘿

208
00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:34,796
查爾斯,我們不是在植物園裡散步

209
00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:37,508
我們在找槍,所以不需要望遠鏡,好嗎?

210
00:12:37,508 --> 00:12:39,259
老兄,別管我和望遠鏡

211
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,928
我很遺憾蘿莎討厭你,揚西

212
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:43,305
但真希望她記得她把槍丟在哪裡

213
00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:45,474
她當時嚇壞了

214
00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:47,518
嘿,查爾斯,這裡的銀行幾點開門?

215
00:12:47,518 --> 00:12:48,810
1點

216
00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:51,939
各位,我打賭伊芙12點59分
就會在那裡等了

217
00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:55,400
所以請你們繼續找,因為一定就在這附近

218
00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:58,153
兄弟,蘿莎是很好的女孩

219
00:12:58,153 --> 00:13:00,822
她超正,而且很有衝勁

220
00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,074
我一定會轉告她

221
00:13:02,074 --> 00:13:05,035
請你少說話、多找槍吧

222
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:07,371
好,我們回去時的整趟航程都在聊天

223
00:13:07,371 --> 00:13:09,957
她說我的話太多,但好消息是

224
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:12,751
她說她認識一個話跟我一樣多的人

225
00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:14,962
我覺得不太可能

226
00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:16,129
不可能吧

227
00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:23,637
嘿,各位,來點獎勵吧
我們可以每個人拿出十美元

228
00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:25,806
找到槍的人就能全拿

229
00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:27,224
- 好嗎?
- 好

230
00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:28,392
- 好
- 好

231
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:32,604
好消息,我找到了,找到槍了

232
00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:34,940
你們不用馬上付錢給我,但要記得給我

233
00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:36,358
別讓情況變尷尬,謝了

234
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:39,945
他是個作弊的混帳,你知道吧?

235
00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:47,202
(王冠熱帶信託銀行)

236
00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:52,291
好,你們看,下午1點準時出現

237
00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:53,834
你一定要替我感謝查爾斯

238
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:57,379
因為在這項任務裡
目前這副望遠鏡的表現最優秀

239
00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:58,797
他一定會很高興

240
00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:01,383
我們差點錯過她,因為你開車太慢了

241
00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:04,469
開車的意義在於可以比騎腳踏車快

242
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,555
- 我不太會開車
- 你不用特別說

243
00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:08,182
坐你車的人都會馬上發現的

244
00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:09,391
好,等伊芙出來

245
00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:11,852
我會抓住她
然後你把我們載到克萊斯帕的飛機那裡

246
00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:13,812
你可以開得比我奶奶還慢,沒關係

247
00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:15,397
好,那尼克怎麼辦?

248
00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:17,566
尼克被刺傷,他哪裡都去不了

249
00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:19,860
我們把伊芙帶去邁阿密後
她一定會出賣他

250
00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,904
現在你只要等待我的暗號就好,可以嗎?

251
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,947
我會給你一個非常明顯又刻意的暗號

252
00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:25,949
這樣你就不會混淆,我會先這樣

253
00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:27,826
- 然後再這樣
- 好

254
00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:28,869
我摸鼻子的時候

255
00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:29,995
- 你要怎麼做?
- 我就過來

256
00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:32,497
不對,因為我可能只是剛好在摸鼻子
不是刻意的

257
00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:34,041
- 如果我這樣呢?
- 我就過來

258
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:36,502
不對,我可能只是在整理頭髮

259
00:14:36,502 --> 00:14:37,628
所以我才要做兩種動作

260
00:14:37,628 --> 00:14:39,880
- 好
- 好,我們已經克服了錯誤

261
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,840
- 我這樣做時要怎麼做?
- 我就過來

262
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,008
好,一定要是故意的

263
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:44,051
- 好
- 我們可以同時說

264
00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:45,761
- 代表我們都瞭解了嗎?
- 好

265
00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:47,012
- 一、二、三,故意的
- 故意的

266
00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:48,514
很有趣吧?因為我們做好準備了

267
00:14:48,514 --> 00:14:49,890
- 謝謝
- 加油,你可以的

268
00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:51,558
好,祝你好運

269
00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:57,814
桑尼

270
00:14:57,814 --> 00:14:59,066
你到底在哪裡?

271
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:00,609
我好像很久沒看到你了

272
00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:01,693
你在說什麼?

273
00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:02,819
我在跟巴比聊天啊

274
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,363
就在你的窗外,你自己看

275
00:15:05,489 --> 00:15:06,448
我什麼都沒看到

276
00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:08,492
我跟你說,我在大樓的另一側

277
00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:10,202
我在這裡迷路了,嘿,巴比

278
00:15:10,202 --> 00:15:11,411
是桑尼,等我一下

279
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,039
我要處理海明威故居的蓄意破壞案

280
00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:16,250
- 來我辦公室一趟,我再跟你說
- 我馬上到

281
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:19,378
我要去買一杯高級冰咖啡

282
00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:20,420
要我幫你買一杯

283
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,464
加了鮮奶油的高熱量冰沙嗎?

284
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:24,883
老兄,我很需要

285
00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:26,260
別說了,我會幫你買

286
00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:28,804
我馬上過去
我會再幫你買一顆馬芬蛋糕,再見

287
00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:33,058
現在他們只要耐心等待

288
00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:38,230
我得幫我的老闆離開這座該死的島

289
00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:40,649
沒辦法,我的飛機壞了

290
00:15:40,649 --> 00:15:42,901
平常載你們的那個多話美國飛行員呢?

291
00:15:43,569 --> 00:15:45,404
- 你怎麼不問他?
- 他出賣我們

292
00:15:45,404 --> 00:15:47,489
而且他落跑了

293
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:49,116
沒有吧

294
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:52,536
他說他今天晚一點要載人

295
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:57,583
他剛剛一小時內吃了一大堆炸海螺餅

296
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,794
他好像上癮了

297
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:09,011
奈維爾不禁覺得很興奮

298
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:11,054
好戲上場

299
00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:13,765
不會吧,是伊芙吧?妳好嗎?

300
00:16:14,725 --> 00:16:18,353
別跑,伊芙,妳跑的話會很失禮

301
00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:24,193
所以就是你搞的鬼,銀行才不知道

302
00:16:24,193 --> 00:16:26,778
我們帳戶被凍結的事嗎?

303
00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:28,614
是啊,我瞎掰的,這件事很有趣

304
00:16:28,614 --> 00:16:30,073
我稍後再跟妳說

305
00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:32,326
因為我跟妳要開心地飛去邁阿密

306
00:16:35,871 --> 00:16:36,705
(警察)

307
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:42,002
嘿,各位,你們好嗎?
我是佛羅里達礁島群的警察

308
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:44,129
這是我的警徽

309
00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:46,548
提醒你們一下,這個女人是殺人犯

310
00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:48,550
- 我當然不是殺人犯
- 她是殺人犯

311
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:50,469
如果你們能把她上銬,就再好不過了

312
00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:54,806
我會慢慢地把這把槍交給兩位先生

313
00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,433
這樣大家都不用緊張

314
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:58,602
是他,就是他對我開槍

315
00:16:58,602 --> 00:17:00,896
才怪,一派胡言

316
00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:02,272
我們會用那把槍做彈道比對

317
00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:03,607
不需要用那把槍做彈道比對

318
00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:05,692
打傷他的的確是那把槍
但開槍的人不是我

319
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:08,319
他還用一把該死的釣竿刺傷我丈夫的背

320
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,071
那也是一派胡言,對,我當時在場

321
00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:13,617
真的很可怕
但我沒有用釣竿刺傷任何人的背

322
00:17:13,617 --> 00:17:15,536
史崔普林太太,我們會處理的

323
00:17:15,536 --> 00:17:16,619
處理什麼?

324
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:18,704
艾格,親愛的,你可以載我回家嗎?

325
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,958
等等,這是怎樣?她哪裡都不能去

326
00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:22,334
- 喂,後退
- 妳哪裡都...

327
00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:23,377
我為什麼要後退?

328
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:25,587
警探,很高興見到你

329
00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:32,636
看著差點就得手的目標開車走人
實在令人難受

330
00:17:43,814 --> 00:17:46,608
你們犯下大錯了
你們知道自己把誰放走了嗎?

331
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:48,026
你們在開玩笑嗎?

332
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:50,654
你們知道是怎麼回事嗎?就是這麼回事

333
00:17:51,989 --> 00:17:53,407
有時就是會打噴嚏

334
00:17:53,407 --> 00:17:55,117
而且還很擔心該死的濕氣

335
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:56,493
有時濕氣會直衝而來

336
00:18:08,297 --> 00:18:10,465
奈維爾,快跑,我去接你

337
00:18:28,609 --> 00:18:31,111
我們得談談暗號的事

338
00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:45,209
- 怎麼回事?伊芙在哪裡?
- 整個計畫都搞砸了

339
00:18:45,209 --> 00:18:46,877
艾格突然出現,就好像得到線報

340
00:18:46,877 --> 00:18:48,837
那就怪了

341
00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:50,547
你看起來很有問題

342
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:52,174
克萊斯帕,你有事想告訴我們嗎?

343
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:53,884
如果你還在乎這段友誼

344
00:18:53,884 --> 00:18:56,553
那麼現在就該誠實以對

345
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:04,061
他看到我了
我去吃炸海螺餅,卻遇到艾格

346
00:19:04,061 --> 00:19:05,729
- 我...
- 克萊斯帕,你有什麼毛病?

347
00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:07,147
- 愛吃炸海螺餅的毛病
- 天啊

348
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:08,899
- 真的很抱歉
- 沒關係

349
00:19:08,899 --> 00:19:10,567
沒關係,我們會原諒你

350
00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:12,444
但我們不會原諒完就遺忘

351
00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:14,238
我們原諒完會記在心裡,但我們會原諒

352
00:19:14,238 --> 00:19:16,365
- 謝謝
- 然後記在心裡

353
00:19:16,365 --> 00:19:18,742
有個好消息,我聽到他們的對話

354
00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:21,161
目前沒有任何班機進出這座島

355
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:22,579
所以史崔普林夫婦哪裡都去不了?

356
00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:23,830
對

357
00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:27,835
除非是搭遊艇

358
00:19:27,835 --> 00:19:29,920
- 走吧
- 你不用去

359
00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:33,131
不過我原諒你,但我還記在心裡

360
00:19:41,932 --> 00:19:43,809
艾格正把東西裝上船

361
00:19:43,809 --> 00:19:45,018
提莉在他那裡

362
00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:48,021
謝天謝地,我很擔心提莉呢

363
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:58,949
我會想念這座島

364
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,034
我也是

365
00:20:02,953 --> 00:20:05,205
我以後可能會回來

366
00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:07,082
妳可能會回來?

367
00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:09,459
妳願意帶我一起來嗎?

368
00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:14,298
嘿,我們要去哪裡?

369
00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:17,050
尼克,你的腿感覺怎麼樣?

370
00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:19,511
你的腿...

371
00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:22,806
還能動嗎?還是只有腳趾能動?

372
00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:24,516
這他媽的是怎樣?

373
00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:26,935
不要讓我覺得這都是我的錯,好嗎?

374
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,729
你答應過會照顧我

375
00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:31,940
但你現在這樣,要怎麼照顧我?

376
00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:34,443
我會為了妳而做到

377
00:20:35,027 --> 00:20:36,987
但我們很不一樣

378
00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:41,116
我是怎麼了?

379
00:20:42,451 --> 00:20:45,996
我怎麼會放棄自己的女兒
而選擇一個該死的反社會人格者?

380
00:20:45,996 --> 00:20:47,789
好了,你講話不用這麼酸

381
00:20:48,999 --> 00:20:50,459
幫我一個忙

382
00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:55,506
跟凱特琳說我愛她,還有我很抱歉

383
00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:57,674
我可能不會再見到她了

384
00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:35,754
{\an8}(永遠幸“芙”快樂)

385
00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:40,884
該死...

386
00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:47,558
嗨,天啊,要是我有帶相機就好了

387
00:21:47,558 --> 00:21:51,144
你們看起來真可愛,好像在擺姿勢一樣

388
00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:53,897
嘿,我來照顧小提吧,嗨,親愛的

389
00:21:53,897 --> 00:21:55,691
鑰匙給我

390
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:57,943
史崔普林先生在哪裡?

391
00:21:58,569 --> 00:22:00,279
是這樣的

392
00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:05,158
我不想把他大老遠推過來,因為太熱了

393
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:09,162
所以我跟他說:“艾格會來接你”

394
00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:11,540
還有,你看我準備了什麼

395
00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:15,794
這是要感謝你大力相助

396
00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:22,634
馬上就回來

397
00:22:23,802 --> 00:22:26,138
嘿,艾格,我要負責開船

398
00:22:26,138 --> 00:22:31,226
我該知道什麼嗎?要怎麼開船?

399
00:22:32,853 --> 00:22:33,979
用舵

400
00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:38,066
我會想念你的幽默感

401
00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:40,027
好,再見

402
00:22:51,705 --> 00:22:54,875
好,小提,就剩我們了,小女孩

403
00:22:54,875 --> 00:22:58,045
我的小副駕駛
這是一趟冒險,一定會很好玩

404
00:22:58,045 --> 00:23:01,089
好,開船吧,你記不記得他們是怎麼...

405
00:23:01,715 --> 00:23:03,550
鑰匙插這裡

406
00:23:04,885 --> 00:23:06,428
好,到底是...

407
00:23:08,514 --> 00:23:09,932
天啊,你看,發動了

408
00:23:18,899 --> 00:23:20,234
提莉

409
00:23:36,667 --> 00:23:38,252
混帳

410
00:23:45,843 --> 00:23:48,637
放手吧,揚西,你會溺死的

411
00:23:50,639 --> 00:23:52,558
揚西,你在做什麼?

412
00:23:52,558 --> 00:23:53,934
快放手

413
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,155
你又不是全世界的警察

414
00:24:08,031 --> 00:24:10,325
放手吧

415
00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:15,038
拜託,老兄,就這一次
為自己做一件對的事

416
00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:17,124
就放手吧

417
00:24:21,003 --> 00:24:22,421
揚西,放手

418
00:24:28,051 --> 00:24:30,429
拜託你,放手吧

419
00:24:33,182 --> 00:24:35,225
只要這次就好

420
00:24:54,745 --> 00:24:57,789
這應該算是一種個人的勝利

421
00:24:57,789 --> 00:25:00,626
但感覺的確一點都不像

422
00:25:06,298 --> 00:25:08,926
奈維爾過了一陣子才又開始釣魚

423
00:25:10,761 --> 00:25:13,472
大家通常不會出來看他的漁獲

424
00:25:14,014 --> 00:25:17,017
但他從沒釣過這麼大的東西

425
00:25:18,810 --> 00:25:22,981
這樣的話,我得找新的工作了

426
00:25:29,196 --> 00:25:31,198
- 達妮
- 艾格

427
00:25:33,534 --> 00:25:35,744
你的女人很好

428
00:25:35,744 --> 00:25:38,038
別搞砸了

429
00:25:40,123 --> 00:25:42,543
我曾經差點就擁有一個好女人

430
00:25:45,003 --> 00:25:47,506
我知道我說過,這些年來我一直

431
00:25:47,506 --> 00:25:49,508
講釣魚的故事給笨觀光客聽

432
00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:52,928
但我還是不知道該如何這麼快就做結尾

433
00:25:54,096 --> 00:25:55,389
我沒有辦法

434
00:25:55,889 --> 00:25:58,016
我希望讓需要的人好好了結一樁心事

435
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:00,894
有很長一段時間...

436
00:26:02,062 --> 00:26:04,147
他一直都很好

437
00:26:04,147 --> 00:26:07,693
他風趣、善良又滑稽

438
00:26:09,778 --> 00:26:11,071
你相信我嗎?

439
00:26:12,531 --> 00:26:14,908
有沒有人相信妳並不重要

440
00:26:14,908 --> 00:26:20,205
妳知道妳爸爸跟妳在一起時是怎樣的人
不過我可以肯定地說

441
00:26:21,665 --> 00:26:23,083
妳爸爸很愛妳

442
00:26:25,669 --> 00:26:27,629
- 謝了
- 不客氣

443
00:26:30,090 --> 00:26:32,092
你可以說我心腸很軟

444
00:26:32,092 --> 00:26:34,595
露露,走吧,我帶妳回家

445
00:26:35,179 --> 00:26:38,515
但如果有兩條孤單的靈魂注定要在一起

446
00:26:38,515 --> 00:26:41,560
該死,那我希望他們最後能在一起

447
00:26:47,983 --> 00:26:49,651
沒關係

448
00:26:49,651 --> 00:26:51,236
你可以走了

449
00:26:56,575 --> 00:26:57,743
這樣才對嘛

450
00:26:59,703 --> 00:27:04,583
是這樣的,如果有人願意花時間聽你嘮叨

451
00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:07,503
你必須給他們獎勵,讓他們堅持下去

452
00:27:08,212 --> 00:27:10,881
尤其是當壞人逃過制裁時

453
00:27:11,507 --> 00:27:13,175
提莉,我的天啊

454
00:27:13,175 --> 00:27:15,260
葡萄牙太美了吧

455
00:27:17,221 --> 00:27:18,639
我們成功了,寶貝

456
00:27:19,806 --> 00:27:20,891
我們成功了

457
00:27:24,061 --> 00:27:27,189
因為我不在乎這是不是命中注定什麼的

458
00:27:27,814 --> 00:27:31,360
當無辜的人承受後果時,我仍然會很難過

459
00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:32,736
妳還好嗎?

460
00:27:34,238 --> 00:27:36,490
我很想她

461
00:27:39,409 --> 00:27:40,827
陪我走回家吧?

462
00:27:42,788 --> 00:27:43,872
我有見到她

463
00:27:44,873 --> 00:27:46,250
沒事的

464
00:27:47,251 --> 00:27:49,253
她也有來看我

465
00:27:50,754 --> 00:27:54,383
這是因為她又恢復信念了

466
00:27:55,050 --> 00:27:57,886
- 真好
- 是啊

467
00:27:58,595 --> 00:28:02,808
這代表她所有的願望都會成真

468
00:28:27,124 --> 00:28:29,668
我無法告訴你伊芙是被她的謊言噎死

469
00:28:29,668 --> 00:28:32,754
還是被她超愛吃的迷你胡蘿蔔噎死

470
00:28:32,754 --> 00:28:35,841
但感覺的確有一股力量正在把她拉到邊緣

471
00:29:11,460 --> 00:29:14,213
在違反20多條國際法後

472
00:29:14,213 --> 00:29:17,633
安德魯揚西又失去警徽了

473
00:29:20,344 --> 00:29:21,595
嘿,揚西

474
00:29:21,595 --> 00:29:24,932
嘿,我最喜歡的一對情侶
來這裡做什麼呀?

475
00:29:24,932 --> 00:29:26,391
- 嘿
- 不,我替你打招呼吧

476
00:29:26,391 --> 00:29:28,060
你去放好椅子

477
00:29:28,060 --> 00:29:29,728
他說你好

478
00:29:29,728 --> 00:29:31,480
你們要在那裡野餐嗎?

479
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:34,775
不是,我們用他的黑幫酬勞
在破產拍賣中買下那棟爛房子

480
00:29:34,775 --> 00:29:37,152
- 真有趣
- 是啊,我們要蓋一間小房子

481
00:29:37,152 --> 00:29:39,446
不是...只有一層樓,不會擋到你的視野

482
00:29:39,446 --> 00:29:41,114
我好像應該高興得跳起來

483
00:29:41,114 --> 00:29:42,741
因為我獲得最好的鄰居

484
00:29:42,741 --> 00:29:44,576
謝了,你最近在做什麼?

485
00:29:44,576 --> 00:29:48,038
我剛檢查完伊頓街上的一家中國餐廳

486
00:29:48,038 --> 00:29:49,498
上海塔嗎?

487
00:29:50,791 --> 00:29:53,335
他們的鍋貼他媽的最好吃了

488
00:29:53,335 --> 00:29:55,337
我...他們的祕方是蟑螂屍塊

489
00:29:55,337 --> 00:29:57,631
我跟你說,我不在乎,我今晚就要吃鍋貼

490
00:29:57,631 --> 00:29:59,383
好吧,祝妳吃得開心

491
00:29:59,383 --> 00:30:02,094
多攝取一些蛋白質
也許對你們這些年輕人也是好事

492
00:30:12,855 --> 00:30:15,065
- 喂
- 你好,安德魯

493
00:30:16,108 --> 00:30:17,109
在忙嗎?

494
00:30:17,109 --> 00:30:18,819
嘿,邦妮,其實我正在看書

495
00:30:18,819 --> 00:30:20,696
你想害我興奮嗎?

496
00:30:20,696 --> 00:30:22,406
邦妮,妳不是在坐牢嗎?

497
00:30:22,406 --> 00:30:24,533
妳不是應該在放風場上舉重嗎?

498
00:30:24,533 --> 00:30:26,493
托馬斯去騎水上摩托車了

499
00:30:26,493 --> 00:30:28,078
我很想知道

500
00:30:28,704 --> 00:30:29,997
你還跟蘿莎在一起嗎?

501
00:30:29,997 --> 00:30:31,665
我也很想知道答案

502
00:30:31,665 --> 00:30:35,169
我們正在冷戰,所以我實在不確定

503
00:30:35,169 --> 00:30:36,837
其實我們當時並沒有正式分手

504
00:30:36,837 --> 00:30:39,173
所以,嚴格來說,你這樣算出軌

505
00:30:39,173 --> 00:30:41,300
那真抱歉,邦妮,我很喜歡這本書

506
00:30:41,300 --> 00:30:43,510
- 所以我要繼續看...
- 可以讀一段給我聽嗎?

507
00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:45,470
讀完我就會掛電話

508
00:30:45,470 --> 00:30:47,514
隨便一頁都行,反正讀給我聽

509
00:30:48,056 --> 00:30:50,267
{\an8}好,我看一下

510
00:30:51,476 --> 00:30:53,937
“‘我就要搞砸了’,他清楚地想著...

511
00:30:53,937 --> 00:30:57,149
而他的下一個念頭是
‘但我不一定要搞砸’

512
00:30:57,649 --> 00:31:01,612
{\an8}緊接著是他的第三個念頭

513
00:31:01,612 --> 00:31:04,948
{\an8}就是‘但我還是要搞砸’”

514
00:31:06,533 --> 00:31:07,576
妳看

515
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:10,579
我覺得這本書講的就是我

516
00:31:10,579 --> 00:31:13,874
你看吧?我比任何人都瞭解你

517
00:31:15,083 --> 00:31:17,211
- 是啊
- 嘿

518
00:31:18,295 --> 00:31:20,339
好,法蘭克,玩撲克牌時我再跟你說

519
00:31:20,339 --> 00:31:22,299
下週在湯米畢斯坎家

520
00:31:26,178 --> 00:31:27,387
是我朋友法蘭克

521
00:31:29,097 --> 00:31:30,265
很高興見到妳

522
00:31:32,809 --> 00:31:35,771
- 其實,我在最後關頭放手...
- 我不想談

523
00:31:35,771 --> 00:31:37,189
我們必須談談吧

524
00:31:37,189 --> 00:31:39,483
先做愛再談

525
00:31:40,692 --> 00:31:42,694
不能邊做邊談嗎?

526
00:31:53,914 --> 00:31:54,998
真的嗎?

527
00:31:56,708 --> 00:32:00,462
“剛剛很開心
謝謝你帶給我的一切,再見”?

528
00:32:01,380 --> 00:32:04,466
那感覺像是要結束了

529
00:32:05,175 --> 00:32:08,095
但以道別來說,那是很棒的道別

530
00:32:08,095 --> 00:32:10,013
畢竟我不是跟每個人都用這種方式道別

531
00:32:10,013 --> 00:32:13,350
我跟銀行出納員道別時,大概只會揮揮手

532
00:32:13,350 --> 00:32:14,893
問題不在於你

533
00:32:14,893 --> 00:32:17,312
妳真的要說
“有問題的不是你,而是我”嗎?

534
00:32:17,312 --> 00:32:19,898
那是我很不喜歡的老哏

535
00:32:19,898 --> 00:32:22,943
跟它同樣老哏的還有

536
00:32:22,943 --> 00:32:24,862
“心急水不沸”

537
00:32:25,571 --> 00:32:27,698
因為我曾經在鍋旁等著
然後水還是會煮沸

538
00:32:27,698 --> 00:32:30,158
有問題的是我,好嗎?

539
00:32:30,742 --> 00:32:35,330
我已經不快樂了一陣子
你讓我發現了這件事

540
00:32:35,330 --> 00:32:38,292
聽著,我必須先瞭解自己

541
00:32:38,292 --> 00:32:40,127
才能真正跟別人在一起

542
00:32:41,211 --> 00:32:43,380
是啊,嘿,很有道理

543
00:32:43,881 --> 00:32:45,507
雖然很令人困惑

544
00:32:46,008 --> 00:32:48,927
好,再見,揚西

545
00:32:48,927 --> 00:32:50,387
我覺得不要說再見

546
00:32:51,180 --> 00:32:52,848
不如說“下次再見”吧

547
00:32:52,848 --> 00:32:55,851
好,我們下次再見

548
00:32:55,851 --> 00:32:57,102
下次

549
00:33:17,206 --> 00:33:20,667
揚西意識到自己又回到了原點

550
00:33:23,003 --> 00:33:26,423
基本上算是快樂,但沒人能分享

551
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:37,476
他一直相信,每個人都會有個適合的人

552
00:33:45,275 --> 00:33:47,736
重點不在於你們是不是天造地設...

553
00:33:48,987 --> 00:33:52,658
但我最終克服了
我現在非常樂在其中,因為...

554
00:33:52,658 --> 00:33:55,869
對不起,妳先說

555
00:33:55,869 --> 00:33:57,162
好

556
00:33:58,205 --> 00:34:00,249
還是天差地遠...

557
00:34:08,047 --> 00:34:10,759
我們無論如何都會找到自己的歸屬

558
00:34:18,391 --> 00:34:22,020
因為你得找到自己的歸屬
才有辦法向前邁進

559
00:34:22,938 --> 00:34:25,482
我們重建房子後,一定會很棒

560
00:34:25,482 --> 00:34:26,942
我們?

561
00:34:27,693 --> 00:34:30,362
我是在跟德瑞格斯說話,但也歡迎妳加入

562
00:34:34,867 --> 00:34:37,244
你哪有錢蓋新房子?

563
00:34:39,161 --> 00:34:39,996
拿給她看

564
00:35:03,228 --> 00:35:05,355
我從屋裡拿了一個杯子

565
00:35:07,941 --> 00:35:09,067
來

566
00:35:09,067 --> 00:35:10,402
我的兄弟

567
00:35:10,402 --> 00:35:11,778
乾杯

568
00:35:19,870 --> 00:35:22,998
我從沒好好欣賞過這片風景

569
00:35:22,998 --> 00:35:24,666
他媽的還真美

570
00:35:24,666 --> 00:35:27,211
你這樣說真是太扯了

571
00:35:27,211 --> 00:35:29,463
你來過我家九百萬次了

572
00:35:29,463 --> 00:35:31,340
這是世界上最廣闊的景觀之一

573
00:35:31,340 --> 00:35:33,217
整天都有風景,每一處都是風景

574
00:35:33,217 --> 00:35:34,885
- 全都是風景,就像...
- 我只是想說

575
00:35:34,885 --> 00:35:38,347
要是我每天都能見到這片風景
我可能會感到心情愉快

576
00:35:38,347 --> 00:35:40,516
別開玩笑了,我沒那種心情

577
00:35:41,016 --> 00:35:43,685
對了,我之前跟蒙提一起在海邊散步

578
00:35:43,685 --> 00:35:47,356
我照你說的做
讓我自己認真地去好好感受一次

579
00:35:49,691 --> 00:35:50,817
感覺很好

580
00:35:51,944 --> 00:35:53,487
真是他媽的太好了

581
00:35:53,487 --> 00:35:56,031
我聽你的話,你卻生氣?搞屁啊?

582
00:35:56,031 --> 00:35:59,201
感覺無論我多努力,都只是繼續自討苦吃

583
00:35:59,201 --> 00:36:02,287
同時,我接觸到的每個人

584
00:36:02,287 --> 00:36:03,830
似乎都成長和向前邁進了

585
00:36:03,830 --> 00:36:06,166
- 我好像是某種催化劑
- 你不是催化劑

586
00:36:06,166 --> 00:36:07,876
- 我是催化劑
- 你不可能是催化劑

587
00:36:07,876 --> 00:36:09,211
我就是催化劑

588
00:36:09,211 --> 00:36:11,255
你看,你跟蒙提向前邁進了

589
00:36:11,255 --> 00:36:12,798
蘿莎向前邁進了

590
00:36:12,798 --> 00:36:14,550
奈維爾和達妮向前邁進

591
00:36:14,550 --> 00:36:18,262
還有,我認識那兩位時
他們簡直就像街友

592
00:36:18,262 --> 00:36:20,556
現在他們結婚了,還擁有自己的家

593
00:36:20,556 --> 00:36:22,975
這樣還不算催化劑
真不知道什麼才是他媽的催化劑

594
00:36:22,975 --> 00:36:26,061
- 他們好像在打砲
- 他們總比之前的鄰居好

595
00:36:26,061 --> 00:36:27,521
- 我不想讓場面尷尬
- 好,其實

596
00:36:27,521 --> 00:36:28,939
你也許有點像催化劑

597
00:36:28,939 --> 00:36:30,065
謝謝你

598
00:36:32,985 --> 00:36:34,444
你知道一件很扯的事嗎?

599
00:36:34,444 --> 00:36:38,156
礁島鹿無法喝到淡水時

600
00:36:38,156 --> 00:36:40,742
可以靠著喝海水活下去

601
00:36:40,742 --> 00:36:43,954
我沒聽過這件事,也完全不在乎

602
00:36:43,954 --> 00:36:45,747
從現在開始,我要當一頭礁島鹿

603
00:36:45,747 --> 00:36:50,669
適應、進化,不要執著於不公不義的事

604
00:36:50,669 --> 00:36:52,963
礁島鹿會在乎不公不義的事嗎?

605
00:36:52,963 --> 00:36:55,174
你夠了喔,你明知道我想表達什麼

606
00:36:55,174 --> 00:36:57,342
我是說,我在改變

607
00:36:57,342 --> 00:36:59,553
我不用當全世界的警察

608
00:36:59,553 --> 00:37:00,637
故事結束

609
00:37:00,637 --> 00:37:02,556
畫下句點

610
00:37:02,556 --> 00:37:05,601
- 看完結局了
- 那很好,兄弟

611
00:37:05,601 --> 00:37:06,685
是啊

612
00:37:10,522 --> 00:37:12,900
對了,我車上有個東西

613
00:37:12,900 --> 00:37:14,776
嚴格來說不算是警察的業務

614
00:37:14,776 --> 00:37:18,864
但我有預感發生了很糟糕的事

615
00:37:19,531 --> 00:37:20,657
要幫我看看嗎?

616
00:37:20,657 --> 00:37:23,952
你好像根本沒在聽我剛剛說的話

617
00:37:23,952 --> 00:37:26,955
- 你說了什麼?
- 我不過那種生活了,我是礁島鹿

618
00:37:26,955 --> 00:37:28,707
我喝的是海水

619
00:37:28,707 --> 00:37:31,293
好吧,那就算了,我們把酒喝完吧

620
00:37:32,711 --> 00:37:33,712
謝謝你

621
00:37:58,570 --> 00:37:59,947
朋友,你車上有什麼?

622
00:39:01,425 --> 00:39:03,427
字幕翻譯:黃依玲