1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:12,411 --> 00:00:15,415 [soft music] 4 00:00:40,673 --> 00:00:45,611 - If you want to get ahead in life, listen to me. 5 00:00:45,644 --> 00:00:49,382 Only two more months till the school year's up. 6 00:00:49,415 --> 00:00:52,285 But you do have to get through midterms. 7 00:00:53,486 --> 00:00:55,955 So buckle up. 8 00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:59,192 [dramatic music] 9 00:01:01,628 --> 00:01:04,631 [alarm beeping] 10 00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:09,802 [exciting music] 11 00:01:09,836 --> 00:01:11,504 - [groaning softly] 12 00:01:11,538 --> 00:01:13,406 [neck cracking] 13 00:01:37,730 --> 00:01:40,733 [languid flute music] 14 00:01:45,805 --> 00:01:46,839 [alarm beeping] 15 00:01:46,872 --> 00:01:48,508 - Ugh. 16 00:01:57,783 --> 00:02:00,787 [exciting music resumes] 17 00:02:19,872 --> 00:02:21,874 [notification chimes] 18 00:02:21,907 --> 00:02:24,911 [languid flute music resumes] 19 00:02:26,145 --> 00:02:29,415 [exciting music resumes] 20 00:02:35,854 --> 00:02:38,858 [languid flute music resumes] 21 00:02:44,063 --> 00:02:45,265 [groans] 22 00:02:50,169 --> 00:02:51,571 [sniffs] 23 00:02:54,540 --> 00:02:57,142 [gargling] 24 00:02:57,176 --> 00:02:58,845 [gags softly] 25 00:03:03,115 --> 00:03:06,319 [exciting music resumes] 26 00:03:17,997 --> 00:03:20,266 - Dude, what are you doing out here? 27 00:03:20,299 --> 00:03:21,700 I told you a million times, 28 00:03:21,733 --> 00:03:23,902 the door's unlocked, and you can wait inside. 29 00:03:23,936 --> 00:03:25,238 - You were asleep. It's rude. 30 00:03:25,271 --> 00:03:27,207 - What's rude is you not trusting 31 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:29,409 that you could go in my house while I'm sleeping. 32 00:03:29,442 --> 00:03:31,744 I'm in your house all the time when you don't even know, 33 00:03:31,777 --> 00:03:34,613 and sometimes, when you're not even home. 34 00:03:34,647 --> 00:03:36,048 - Okay. Can we just get going? 35 00:03:36,081 --> 00:03:38,384 I need to focus today because I'm getting my midterms back 36 00:03:38,417 --> 00:03:39,552 and I don't want to waste any more time 37 00:03:39,585 --> 00:03:41,253 on this stupid conversation. 38 00:03:41,287 --> 00:03:42,721 - Let's rock. 39 00:03:42,755 --> 00:03:43,756 [upbeat music plays] 40 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:45,491 both: We fly. 41 00:03:46,625 --> 00:03:48,428 [singing] Frock Swap - [singing] Brrr-ah 42 00:03:48,461 --> 00:03:50,629 both: Pineapple, hell no 43 00:03:50,662 --> 00:03:53,499 If you really like it, it's time to go 44 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:54,734 - Boots and cats and boots and cats 45 00:03:54,767 --> 00:03:57,569 And boots and cats and boots and cats 46 00:03:57,603 --> 00:03:59,205 Whee! - I think it's safe to say 47 00:03:59,238 --> 00:04:00,306 you're better than me at that. 48 00:04:00,339 --> 00:04:03,008 - Thank you. I appreciate that. 49 00:04:03,042 --> 00:04:04,444 Dude, don't forget, 50 00:04:04,477 --> 00:04:06,278 Frock Swap practice after school. 51 00:04:06,312 --> 00:04:07,546 - Oh, I can't. 52 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:09,815 I have to do my session with Counselor Fragoulis. 53 00:04:09,849 --> 00:04:11,984 - Dude, you're still seeing Fragoulis? 54 00:04:12,017 --> 00:04:13,019 - Yeah. 55 00:04:13,052 --> 00:04:14,220 - You should blow him off already. 56 00:04:14,253 --> 00:04:15,955 Your dad died six months ago, 57 00:04:15,989 --> 00:04:17,222 and he does nothing to help you. 58 00:04:17,256 --> 00:04:18,624 - I don't know. But--but this-- 59 00:04:18,658 --> 00:04:20,493 this scholarship, I am so close 60 00:04:20,526 --> 00:04:22,228 to this Treehorn scholarship, Tanner. 61 00:04:22,261 --> 00:04:23,295 And the deadline's at the end of the week. 62 00:04:23,328 --> 00:04:24,496 They're gonna include midterm grades. 63 00:04:24,530 --> 00:04:25,865 So I got to make sure everything's in line. 64 00:04:25,898 --> 00:04:26,999 Okay, nothing can go wrong. 65 00:04:27,033 --> 00:04:28,501 - Well-- - This is my only shot 66 00:04:28,534 --> 00:04:30,536 at getting into the same school as my dad. 67 00:04:30,570 --> 00:04:32,972 - Yeah, or you can just skip college altogether 68 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:35,941 and wait for climate change to wipe us all out. 69 00:04:35,975 --> 00:04:36,675 That's my plan. 70 00:04:36,709 --> 00:04:37,877 - Hey, no. Come on. Let's go. 71 00:04:37,910 --> 00:04:38,877 - Yeah, get out of here. 72 00:04:38,911 --> 00:04:41,113 No, I've got-- I've got English first period. 73 00:04:41,146 --> 00:04:42,415 I think I'm gonna take a nap. 74 00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:44,249 - All right. Sweet dreams, sunshine. 75 00:04:44,283 --> 00:04:45,918 - Thanks. 76 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:51,024 [bright music] 77 00:05:00,266 --> 00:05:03,268 - [singing] I am the author 78 00:05:03,302 --> 00:05:06,905 This is my book 79 00:05:06,939 --> 00:05:07,840 - Hey, Mr. Carelli. 80 00:05:07,874 --> 00:05:11,043 Here's a sneak peek at the bake sale. 81 00:05:11,076 --> 00:05:12,511 - Zucchini. - Ms. Taylor, 82 00:05:12,544 --> 00:05:14,013 please give this to your mom. 83 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:15,681 I'm so sorry about what happened. 84 00:05:15,715 --> 00:05:17,349 But the Cubs will be back next season. 85 00:05:17,383 --> 00:05:18,350 - That's right. 86 00:05:18,384 --> 00:05:21,187 - [singing] I know you can sense it 87 00:05:21,220 --> 00:05:23,655 I wouldn't if I could 88 00:05:23,689 --> 00:05:26,859 Hey, little girl, sit next to me 89 00:05:28,327 --> 00:05:30,296 - Oh, my God. 90 00:05:30,329 --> 00:05:32,164 - Dude. 91 00:05:32,198 --> 00:05:34,233 My coffee. 92 00:05:34,266 --> 00:05:36,102 - What? 93 00:05:36,135 --> 00:05:38,504 Oh, my God. 94 00:05:38,537 --> 00:05:39,705 - [sighs] - Oh, I-- 95 00:05:39,738 --> 00:05:42,074 I'll get the mop, you get the sanitizer. 96 00:05:42,107 --> 00:05:44,109 - Hey. No, it's fine. 97 00:05:44,142 --> 00:05:46,244 You're trying too hard, okay? 98 00:05:46,278 --> 00:05:47,980 - Are you sure? - Yeah. Yeah. 99 00:05:48,013 --> 00:05:49,115 - 'Cause I--I can help. 100 00:05:49,148 --> 00:05:50,449 I can--I can get these. 101 00:05:50,482 --> 00:05:52,285 - I know you can, but I'm not gonna let you do that, 102 00:05:52,318 --> 00:05:54,153 'cause this is my job. 103 00:05:54,186 --> 00:05:56,822 - You sure? - Yeah, I'm sure. 104 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:58,323 You want this paper? 105 00:05:58,357 --> 00:05:59,391 - Oh, no, no. 106 00:05:59,424 --> 00:06:02,094 I actually have a folder just in case. 107 00:06:02,127 --> 00:06:03,429 - Cool. Okay, great. 108 00:06:03,462 --> 00:06:05,230 - See I-- - Yeah, yeah. 109 00:06:05,264 --> 00:06:06,632 No, that's fine. - Okay. Thank you. 110 00:06:06,665 --> 00:06:09,102 Bye-bye. - No one walk here. 111 00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:11,838 - Come on, Loretta. 112 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:14,039 What's with this two-strip nonsense? 113 00:06:14,073 --> 00:06:15,274 Can I please have another? 114 00:06:15,307 --> 00:06:18,210 You got two perfectly edible half nugs sitting right there. 115 00:06:18,243 --> 00:06:19,712 You know you're gonna throw it away 116 00:06:19,745 --> 00:06:21,380 as soon as this period ends. 117 00:06:21,413 --> 00:06:22,648 - You know the drill. 118 00:06:22,682 --> 00:06:25,684 The school mandates two chicken strips per meal. 119 00:06:25,717 --> 00:06:27,686 If I give you extra, I gotta give him extra, 120 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,355 I gotta give her extra, I run out. 121 00:06:29,388 --> 00:06:31,924 I gotta fill out paperwork. All the paperwork. 122 00:06:31,957 --> 00:06:33,192 Big inconvenience. 123 00:06:33,225 --> 00:06:35,394 I don't want to be inconvenienced. 124 00:06:35,428 --> 00:06:38,230 - Come on. Don't be a cog in the machine, Loretta. 125 00:06:38,264 --> 00:06:39,265 - Move along. 126 00:06:39,298 --> 00:06:40,499 - I'm not giving up on you, Loretta. 127 00:06:40,532 --> 00:06:42,501 - Move it! Go. - Ah, fine. 128 00:06:42,535 --> 00:06:45,304 - Stop calling me Loretta. 129 00:06:45,337 --> 00:06:48,073 Not one word about the two. 130 00:06:48,107 --> 00:06:51,110 [eerie music] 131 00:06:52,512 --> 00:06:54,613 - 'Sup, loser? 132 00:06:54,646 --> 00:06:56,648 Are you studying during lunch? 133 00:06:56,682 --> 00:06:57,717 - Yeah. Well, I have to catch up 134 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:59,152 on some challenging physics homework 135 00:06:59,185 --> 00:07:01,454 before Wheeler's class next period. 136 00:07:03,222 --> 00:07:05,124 - Mm. 137 00:07:05,157 --> 00:07:07,393 What? It's sweet and salty. 138 00:07:07,426 --> 00:07:09,095 It's umami. 139 00:07:09,128 --> 00:07:10,997 - Oh, no. I'm--I'm good. 140 00:07:11,030 --> 00:07:11,998 - Fine. 141 00:07:12,031 --> 00:07:12,965 Anyway, 142 00:07:12,998 --> 00:07:15,401 this weekend, I finish coding this program 143 00:07:15,434 --> 00:07:18,237 that allows me to make legit fake IDs. 144 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,573 And if we sell 'em to enough freshmen, 145 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:22,575 we could get a few hundred dollars closer 146 00:07:22,608 --> 00:07:26,211 to funding our post-graduate summer mini Frock Swap tour. 147 00:07:26,245 --> 00:07:28,080 - Are we still doing that? I was thinking I would take 148 00:07:28,113 --> 00:07:31,249 some gen ed classes at community college this summer. 149 00:07:31,283 --> 00:07:34,153 - Ben, this is our dream. 150 00:07:34,186 --> 00:07:37,356 To tour every stadium and shitty community center 151 00:07:37,389 --> 00:07:40,325 within a hundred miles of this town. 152 00:07:40,359 --> 00:07:42,594 Frock Swap, we fly. 153 00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:45,730 It'd be our last hurrah before you leave forever. 154 00:07:45,764 --> 00:07:47,066 - You know what? You're right. 155 00:07:47,099 --> 00:07:49,969 I think I'm just drowning in essays right now. 156 00:07:51,269 --> 00:07:52,904 - Hey, guys. - Hi, Philip. 157 00:07:52,938 --> 00:07:53,972 - Oh, hey. 158 00:07:54,006 --> 00:07:55,774 - School paper's out. Did you read my story? 159 00:07:55,807 --> 00:07:58,243 I blew the roof off of West Greenview High's 160 00:07:58,276 --> 00:08:00,512 very own SAT cheating scandal, 161 00:08:00,546 --> 00:08:01,781 but it never could have happened 162 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:03,916 without my personal email hacker. 163 00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:05,184 - I don't exist. 164 00:08:05,217 --> 00:08:09,254 - And next, the subject that no one wants to talk about. 165 00:08:09,287 --> 00:08:10,956 A deep dive: missing students, 166 00:08:10,989 --> 00:08:13,592 West Greenview High's secret shame. 167 00:08:13,625 --> 00:08:15,660 - Missing? Like who? 168 00:08:15,694 --> 00:08:17,329 - There's so many. Remember? 169 00:08:17,363 --> 00:08:18,797 Wayne Lambert. 170 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:20,332 - Wow. It's been like two years. 171 00:08:20,365 --> 00:08:21,399 They still haven't found him? 172 00:08:21,433 --> 00:08:22,802 - Well, he might be undercover. 173 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:24,803 CIA, real Jason Bourne shit. 174 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:26,238 Or he could have been murdered. 175 00:08:26,271 --> 00:08:29,542 - Dude, the guy's a druggie. He probably OD'd in the woods 176 00:08:29,575 --> 00:08:32,311 and they'll find his skeleton in a beaver dam someday. 177 00:08:32,344 --> 00:08:34,380 - Oh, that reminds me. 178 00:08:34,413 --> 00:08:36,181 Wanna know who had sex in a beaver dam 179 00:08:36,214 --> 00:08:37,650 over winter break? 180 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:39,285 - Hell yeah. - Not--not particularly. 181 00:08:39,318 --> 00:08:40,519 [school bell ringing] 182 00:08:40,552 --> 00:08:41,854 - I'm late for a class. 183 00:08:41,887 --> 00:08:43,922 - Wheeler's? Okay, well, go! 184 00:08:43,956 --> 00:08:45,457 - Okay. I'll see you later. Bye. 185 00:08:45,490 --> 00:08:46,959 - Okay, bye. 186 00:08:52,464 --> 00:08:55,167 - Listen up. 187 00:08:55,200 --> 00:09:01,140 I will be handing back midterm grades at the end of class. 188 00:09:03,108 --> 00:09:06,245 - [gasps] - For my first lesson today... 189 00:09:09,315 --> 00:09:11,316 [balloon pops] [all gasping] 190 00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:14,987 [eerie music] 191 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:18,090 So when enough energy is added to the material, 192 00:09:18,124 --> 00:09:20,358 it rips apart the bonds... 193 00:09:20,392 --> 00:09:22,929 [phone buzzing] Of molecules. 194 00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:27,066 Ms. Smythe, 195 00:09:27,099 --> 00:09:30,903 are you under the impression that you're invisible? 196 00:09:34,573 --> 00:09:38,644 - No. - Then stand. 197 00:09:38,677 --> 00:09:43,949 Class, physics unlocks the mysteries of the universe. 198 00:09:43,982 --> 00:09:48,687 Without physics, there would be no electromagnetism. 199 00:09:48,721 --> 00:09:52,224 Your phone wouldn't exist. Tell me. 200 00:09:52,257 --> 00:09:55,827 Is your phone call more important than the universe? 201 00:09:55,861 --> 00:09:57,195 - Um, my dog's in surgery, 202 00:09:57,229 --> 00:10:00,699 and I was just waiting to hear back 'cause-- 203 00:10:00,732 --> 00:10:04,203 - Your dog can use the phone. That's just remarkable. 204 00:10:04,236 --> 00:10:05,537 Well, give Spot my best 205 00:10:05,571 --> 00:10:09,241 on your way to the principal's office. 206 00:10:14,379 --> 00:10:16,715 - Her name is Peanut Butter. 207 00:10:16,749 --> 00:10:19,284 - [sighs] Back to the matter at hand. 208 00:10:19,318 --> 00:10:21,287 You. 209 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,122 - Me? - Up to the board. 210 00:10:23,155 --> 00:10:25,992 I want you to solve our equation. 211 00:10:28,727 --> 00:10:31,630 Come on, come on. 212 00:10:31,663 --> 00:10:35,434 So we can see force F 213 00:10:35,467 --> 00:10:38,404 proportional to the displacement, X, 214 00:10:38,437 --> 00:10:41,640 where Kx is a constant. 215 00:10:41,673 --> 00:10:43,909 Solve for X. 216 00:10:48,447 --> 00:10:50,383 Oh, now, you're not nervous, are you? 217 00:10:55,621 --> 00:10:56,956 No. 218 00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:57,990 - Uh-- 219 00:11:00,292 --> 00:11:01,694 [indistinct chatter] 220 00:11:04,897 --> 00:11:06,632 - Wrong. - Oh, okay. 221 00:11:06,665 --> 00:11:08,334 Okay. 222 00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:13,439 - Mr. Friedman, how long have you been in this class? 223 00:11:13,472 --> 00:11:15,440 - I-- 224 00:11:15,474 --> 00:11:18,310 I don't even know what F means. 225 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,713 - Goodbye. - Okay. 226 00:11:25,584 --> 00:11:29,488 - Take out your textbooks, everyone. 227 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:32,725 [exciting music] 228 00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:53,946 [clock ticking] 229 00:11:55,781 --> 00:11:58,783 I know you've all been anticipating the results 230 00:11:58,817 --> 00:12:01,653 of your midterm exams, and you all wanna know 231 00:12:01,687 --> 00:12:04,289 what your marks are. 232 00:12:04,322 --> 00:12:08,027 Well, I'm afraid that's not going to happen. 233 00:12:10,028 --> 00:12:12,764 There was a cheater among us. 234 00:12:12,798 --> 00:12:14,165 [students murmuring] I can assume 235 00:12:14,199 --> 00:12:16,501 that the guilty party doesn't want to confess. 236 00:12:16,535 --> 00:12:17,569 Of course not. 237 00:12:17,603 --> 00:12:19,805 And until I find out who it was, 238 00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:21,273 you all fail. 239 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:24,810 - What? 240 00:12:24,843 --> 00:12:25,978 [school bell ringing] 241 00:12:26,011 --> 00:12:28,280 - [sighs] Thank God. 242 00:12:30,148 --> 00:12:31,383 - Um... 243 00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:45,163 Mrs. Wheeler. 244 00:12:45,197 --> 00:12:47,966 - Mr. Palmer. 245 00:12:47,999 --> 00:12:49,834 - Can I ask you a question? 246 00:12:49,868 --> 00:12:52,637 - And what would that be? 247 00:12:52,671 --> 00:12:55,507 - Well, um... 248 00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:57,542 - Are you coming or not? 249 00:12:57,576 --> 00:13:00,546 [ominous music] 250 00:13:02,147 --> 00:13:03,149 - Yeah. 251 00:13:18,430 --> 00:13:21,433 [tea kettle whistling] 252 00:13:23,568 --> 00:13:25,905 - You have something to say? 253 00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:32,845 - I can't fail. This grade is important. 254 00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:34,246 There's a scholarship on the line. 255 00:13:34,279 --> 00:13:37,515 - I care a great deal about your education 256 00:13:37,549 --> 00:13:40,252 beyond my classroom. 257 00:13:40,285 --> 00:13:41,853 - It's not fair. You know, I study hard. 258 00:13:41,886 --> 00:13:43,989 I try my best. You know that. 259 00:13:44,022 --> 00:13:46,758 - "This isn't fair." Let's examine that. 260 00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:50,629 Is it fair for me not to prepare my students 261 00:13:50,662 --> 00:13:52,398 for life's realities? 262 00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:54,533 So my hands are tied. 263 00:13:54,566 --> 00:13:57,436 - Is there something I can do, extra credit, manual labor? 264 00:13:57,469 --> 00:13:58,971 I-- - [sighs] 265 00:14:00,639 --> 00:14:02,107 - I could help you find the cheater. 266 00:14:03,642 --> 00:14:05,243 - Really? 267 00:14:05,276 --> 00:14:09,114 You would betray your fellow students? 268 00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:11,283 - Yeah, I'll do anything. 269 00:14:13,652 --> 00:14:18,257 - My class has meaning, Mr. Palmer, 270 00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:22,260 and I refuse to humor anyone who thinks otherwise. 271 00:14:22,294 --> 00:14:23,328 You may go now. 272 00:14:23,361 --> 00:14:24,430 - But-- 273 00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:33,405 - Twerp. 274 00:14:33,438 --> 00:14:36,508 - Dude, Principal Henderson is not gonna 275 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:39,044 let Wheeler fail 20 AP students. 276 00:14:39,077 --> 00:14:40,745 That'll just look bad on his part. 277 00:14:40,779 --> 00:14:42,013 You're the shiny pennies. 278 00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,882 - You're right, but my Treehorn application's due 279 00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:46,384 next Friday with midterm grades. 280 00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:47,352 Okay, it's all over. 281 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,889 GPA destroyed, scholarship gone. 282 00:14:50,856 --> 00:14:52,957 - That sadistic asshole. 283 00:14:52,991 --> 00:14:54,193 This is how she gets off. 284 00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:56,595 - Might as well get a job at the pig refinery 285 00:14:56,628 --> 00:14:57,763 slaughtering hogs. 286 00:14:57,796 --> 00:14:59,898 "Go mop the killing floor," they'll say. 287 00:14:59,931 --> 00:15:01,766 "Make it shine," they'll say. 288 00:15:01,799 --> 00:15:03,134 "You want to keep the blood?" 289 00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:04,803 "Yes. I want to keep the blood." 290 00:15:04,836 --> 00:15:05,871 You want to know why? 291 00:15:05,904 --> 00:15:07,172 You want to know why I keep the blood? 292 00:15:07,205 --> 00:15:09,208 It's because I turn into a real weirdo. 293 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:12,044 That's what's gonna happen to Ben Palmer. 294 00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:14,446 - My God, this is worse than I thought. 295 00:15:14,479 --> 00:15:17,516 No, she's got to pay for once in her life. 296 00:15:17,549 --> 00:15:19,050 She deserves to look stupid. 297 00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:20,085 - Yeah. You know what? 298 00:15:20,118 --> 00:15:21,553 You--she should pay. You're right. 299 00:15:21,586 --> 00:15:24,022 - There we go, my guy. I love it when you get petty. 300 00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:25,757 Give me what you got. - Okay. What can we do? 301 00:15:25,790 --> 00:15:27,759 Um, we can key her car. - Oh, hell yeah. 302 00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:28,994 - Okay, we should egg her house. 303 00:15:29,027 --> 00:15:30,262 - Yes. - We could cover 304 00:15:30,295 --> 00:15:32,030 those gloves she always wears in dog shit. 305 00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:34,065 - No, let's do human shit. - No. 306 00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:36,201 - I'll--I'll eat some spicy nachos 307 00:15:36,234 --> 00:15:38,570 and then take a huge dump in her gloves. 308 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,672 - Good, but maybe just dog shit. 309 00:15:40,705 --> 00:15:41,707 - Human shit, bro. 310 00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:42,941 Human shit. - I don't know how you-- 311 00:15:42,974 --> 00:15:44,476 we could pull off that fake-ass wig. 312 00:15:44,509 --> 00:15:46,578 - I say we crack an egg on her bald head. 313 00:15:46,611 --> 00:15:49,047 - Yeah. But we could call her, like, mean names and stuff. 314 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,548 - Yeah. No, no, no. No. 315 00:15:50,582 --> 00:15:51,716 That's--that's kid stuff. 316 00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:54,152 This woman endangered your future. 317 00:15:54,186 --> 00:15:56,054 Get mean. Get dirty. 318 00:15:56,087 --> 00:15:57,889 - Well, I mean you're the computer genius. 319 00:15:57,923 --> 00:15:59,124 There's all sorts of ways you can ruin 320 00:15:59,157 --> 00:16:01,025 someone's reputation online, right? 321 00:16:01,059 --> 00:16:03,928 - Now we're talking. 322 00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:05,697 - We should get her fired. - Hell yeah. 323 00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:07,031 - She deserves this, right? 324 00:16:07,065 --> 00:16:08,833 - Hey. - Hi, Mom. 325 00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:10,936 - Suspicious. 326 00:16:10,969 --> 00:16:12,971 Did you guys eat? - We ordered a pizza. 327 00:16:13,004 --> 00:16:15,240 - And salad? Please lie to me about salad. 328 00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:17,108 - Uh, we had veggie pizza. 329 00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:18,243 - Eh. Close enough. 330 00:16:18,276 --> 00:16:19,878 Benji, thank you for doing the dishes. 331 00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:22,281 I would've gotten to them eventually. 332 00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:24,082 - You're welcome. - Ugh. 333 00:16:24,116 --> 00:16:27,820 - Aw, Julie, will you please adopt me? 334 00:16:27,853 --> 00:16:28,987 - Sure. Why not? 335 00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:30,188 Oh, wait, you have your grandmother. 336 00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:31,723 - But she smells like cigarettes, 337 00:16:31,756 --> 00:16:32,824 and you smell like cinnamon. 338 00:16:32,858 --> 00:16:34,092 - Well, that's just because I've been 339 00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:35,460 hitting my cinnamon vape. 340 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:37,863 Just kidding, I don't vape, and you shouldn't either. 341 00:16:37,896 --> 00:16:39,965 Please don't vape. Tell me you don't vape. 342 00:16:39,998 --> 00:16:41,666 - We don't vape. - All right. 343 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,735 Don't stay up too late. And do your homework. 344 00:16:43,768 --> 00:16:45,637 And listen to your teachers. 345 00:16:45,670 --> 00:16:47,906 And don't look up weird porn on the Internet. 346 00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:50,976 It's not real. - Mom, I love you. 347 00:16:51,009 --> 00:16:52,310 Can you go? 348 00:16:52,343 --> 00:16:55,014 - You remind me more and more of your dad every day. 349 00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:56,915 - Bye, Julie. 350 00:16:56,948 --> 00:17:01,553 [soft dramatic music] 351 00:17:01,586 --> 00:17:03,588 - I can't do this. 352 00:17:03,621 --> 00:17:05,090 - Wait, what? Why? 353 00:17:05,123 --> 00:17:06,859 - I was just blowing off some steam. 354 00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:09,093 Okay, just forget it. 355 00:17:09,127 --> 00:17:12,631 - Come on, Ben. Are you sure? 356 00:17:14,732 --> 00:17:16,468 Fine. I gotta go. 357 00:17:29,581 --> 00:17:32,584 [upbeat pop music] 358 00:17:46,664 --> 00:17:50,068 - [singing] When I was younger, I was insane for fame 359 00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:53,572 In big letters up in lights, I could see my name 360 00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:57,675 Since my mouth could move, I've had something to say 361 00:17:57,709 --> 00:18:01,313 Now I'm a little older, but I remain the same 362 00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:05,350 You can't cheat, you can't defeat, you can't beat me 363 00:18:05,383 --> 00:18:08,820 What you do, I do it better, don't compete with me 364 00:18:08,853 --> 00:18:13,792 You can't cheat, you can't defeat, you can't beat me 365 00:18:19,197 --> 00:18:22,401 [instigative music] 366 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,604 [alarm beeping] 367 00:18:26,638 --> 00:18:27,873 - [sighs] 368 00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:37,949 - Morning. - God! 369 00:18:37,983 --> 00:18:39,351 Tanner, what are you doing here? 370 00:18:39,384 --> 00:18:40,618 - Your mom let me in. 371 00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:42,688 You know, some of us don't have boundary issues. 372 00:18:42,721 --> 00:18:44,623 - Did you stay up all night watching Twitch again? 373 00:18:44,656 --> 00:18:46,024 - Uh-- [laughs] 374 00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:48,059 Twitch. That's funny, Ben. 375 00:18:48,092 --> 00:18:49,127 That's real good. 376 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:50,595 - How many energy drinks have you had? 377 00:18:50,628 --> 00:18:52,931 - I don't know. Maybe lost count after five. 378 00:18:52,964 --> 00:18:54,265 - Anyway, I slept on it. 379 00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:55,868 You know, I think I have a plan. 380 00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:57,369 I'm gonna lobby Counselor Fragoulis 381 00:18:57,402 --> 00:18:59,537 to let me take AP physics pass/fail, 382 00:18:59,570 --> 00:19:01,305 and the grade won't count towards my GPA. 383 00:19:01,339 --> 00:19:02,708 And I don't know if it'll work, 384 00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:04,276 but fingers crossed, right? 385 00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:06,344 - Yeah. Yeah. That's--that's great. 386 00:19:06,378 --> 00:19:08,447 That's just great. But just hypothetically... 387 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,348 - Oh, yeah? - You know how Wayne Lambert 388 00:19:10,382 --> 00:19:12,718 went missing and he probably just OD'd 389 00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:14,786 somewhere in the woods never to be found? 390 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,155 - Or, like, joined an Amish CIA sleeper cell? 391 00:19:17,188 --> 00:19:18,390 Yeah. - Yeah. 392 00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:21,192 Yeah. What if he was killed? 393 00:19:21,226 --> 00:19:22,560 - What? - And, uh, 394 00:19:22,593 --> 00:19:24,429 what if hypothetically, I don't know, 395 00:19:24,462 --> 00:19:27,065 someone fabricated evidence all pointing 396 00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,735 to this butthole teacher as suspect number one? 397 00:19:29,768 --> 00:19:31,169 - Wait. Tanner, what? 398 00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:32,604 - What if the same someone 399 00:19:32,637 --> 00:19:34,405 that I had mentioned previously 400 00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:36,574 created all these dummy accounts 401 00:19:36,607 --> 00:19:39,210 and went to the shady back channels 402 00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:43,315 to signal boost this intricate web uncovering 403 00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:46,751 West Greenview's very own conspiracy theory 404 00:19:46,784 --> 00:19:50,121 with Wayne and Wheeler in the center of it? 405 00:19:50,154 --> 00:19:52,257 - You're trying to frame Wheeler for murder? 406 00:19:52,290 --> 00:19:54,526 - Yeah. A little bit. - That's a bad idea. 407 00:19:54,559 --> 00:19:55,928 - No, no, no. Hear me out. 408 00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:58,396 All right, you know how rumors start at our school. 409 00:19:58,429 --> 00:20:01,766 - Yeah. - By second period, everyone-- 410 00:20:01,799 --> 00:20:04,035 everyone will think that Wheeler's a murderer. 411 00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:05,704 - Exactly. - But if anyone really 412 00:20:05,737 --> 00:20:08,106 looked into it and saw the actual facts, 413 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,942 they'll realize that it's all made up and they'll debunk it, 414 00:20:10,975 --> 00:20:14,079 and the whole school will just move on to the next scandal. 415 00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:15,947 - No. - And then in the meantime, 416 00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:17,883 Wheeler will look like a damn fool 417 00:20:17,916 --> 00:20:19,484 and it'll be hilarious. 418 00:20:19,517 --> 00:20:21,353 - No, absolutely not. - Just trust me. 419 00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:23,388 Okay? By the end of the school day, 420 00:20:23,421 --> 00:20:26,124 people will be talking about a million other things. 421 00:20:26,157 --> 00:20:27,158 This won't be on their mind. 422 00:20:27,192 --> 00:20:28,994 - Okay. Isn't this, like, illegal? 423 00:20:29,027 --> 00:20:30,963 - All right. Well, then I'm sorry. 424 00:20:30,996 --> 00:20:32,530 - I appreciate you having my back. 425 00:20:32,563 --> 00:20:34,532 Okay. But this is just a lot. 426 00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:37,102 - No, I'm sorry, because I just did it an hour ago. 427 00:20:37,135 --> 00:20:38,203 - What? - Yeah. 428 00:20:38,236 --> 00:20:39,104 - No. - Yeah. 429 00:20:39,137 --> 00:20:40,104 - Shut it down. - I can't. 430 00:20:40,138 --> 00:20:41,440 - Well, then delete it. - I can't. 431 00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:43,841 - What do you mean? Why? - It's definitely too late. 432 00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:44,909 - You made it. Delete it. 433 00:20:44,942 --> 00:20:47,446 - The woman's already a meme. 434 00:20:56,054 --> 00:20:59,258 [ominous music] 435 00:21:04,229 --> 00:21:07,265 - Good morning, Helen. 436 00:21:07,298 --> 00:21:09,100 - Principal Henderson. 437 00:21:09,133 --> 00:21:12,904 - I see you got the first spot again. 438 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,572 - Yes, I did. 439 00:21:14,605 --> 00:21:16,441 - This really should be the Principal's spot. 440 00:21:16,474 --> 00:21:19,944 After all, I--I am in charge. 441 00:21:19,978 --> 00:21:21,679 - Yes, you are, 442 00:21:21,712 --> 00:21:25,450 just like Principal Westin before you 443 00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:28,153 and Lopez and Morgan and Cyrus and, uh, 444 00:21:28,186 --> 00:21:29,287 what was his name? 445 00:21:29,321 --> 00:21:31,222 Yes, Higgins. 446 00:21:31,256 --> 00:21:34,325 Oh, you must have left home in a rush. 447 00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:36,295 Your tie is crooked. 448 00:21:39,330 --> 00:21:45,169 - Well, have a good day, Mrs. Wheeler. 449 00:21:45,203 --> 00:21:48,440 - The early bird catches the worm. 450 00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:51,609 - Do you? [chuckling and muttering] 451 00:21:51,642 --> 00:21:53,211 [on TV] - When we come back, 452 00:21:53,244 --> 00:21:55,747 the county jabberwocky recitation contest 453 00:21:55,780 --> 00:21:58,950 'twas brillig, and little Mo Baruch was the winner. 454 00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:00,752 - Morning. 455 00:22:00,785 --> 00:22:02,954 - Oh, uh, Mrs. Wheeler, sorry to bother you, 456 00:22:02,987 --> 00:22:05,890 but my students keep stealing my dry erase markers. 457 00:22:05,923 --> 00:22:08,460 I was hoping you could come by and tell 'em to stop. 458 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:10,562 - Get outta here. 459 00:22:11,563 --> 00:22:12,597 And, uh, 460 00:22:12,630 --> 00:22:16,535 there are spitballs in your hair. 461 00:22:16,568 --> 00:22:17,936 [scoffs] 462 00:22:20,872 --> 00:22:23,708 Five across is San Juan. 463 00:22:23,742 --> 00:22:26,110 Slouching. 464 00:22:26,144 --> 00:22:27,612 - Let me get that for you. 465 00:22:29,313 --> 00:22:31,649 - Oh, excuse me, Mrs. Wheeler. 466 00:22:31,682 --> 00:22:34,519 What happened in AP physics yesterday? 467 00:22:34,553 --> 00:22:37,222 Are you really gonna fail 20 students? 468 00:22:37,255 --> 00:22:40,758 - Well, if I allow a cheater to succeed, 469 00:22:40,792 --> 00:22:42,427 I have failed. 470 00:22:43,828 --> 00:22:47,065 What other options do I have? Right? 471 00:22:47,098 --> 00:22:49,134 - Can you do that? 472 00:22:49,167 --> 00:22:50,969 - Watch me. 473 00:22:53,237 --> 00:22:56,108 God, this is crappy coffee. 474 00:22:57,542 --> 00:22:59,978 - I made it. - You what? 475 00:23:00,011 --> 00:23:01,913 - I hate it. 476 00:23:01,947 --> 00:23:03,315 Yeah. I hate it. 477 00:23:03,348 --> 00:23:05,583 - Jesus. 478 00:23:05,617 --> 00:23:07,585 - I'm going to prison. - Relax. 479 00:23:07,618 --> 00:23:09,421 There's no way they could trace it back to us. 480 00:23:09,454 --> 00:23:10,722 I covered our tracks. 481 00:23:10,756 --> 00:23:12,457 You know, I'm actually pretty good at this stuff. 482 00:23:12,491 --> 00:23:14,726 - I'm a bad person, a really bad person with bad ideas 483 00:23:14,759 --> 00:23:16,895 who just leads to bad things. 484 00:23:16,928 --> 00:23:18,563 - Did you see Kirsten got injured? 485 00:23:18,597 --> 00:23:20,231 They said he's gonna be out all season. 486 00:23:20,265 --> 00:23:21,666 - I flushed him out with the flashbang 487 00:23:21,699 --> 00:23:24,236 and then I no-scoped him in the dick. 488 00:23:24,269 --> 00:23:25,770 It was very gratifying. 489 00:23:25,803 --> 00:23:27,338 - I watched the replay on her Twitch. 490 00:23:27,372 --> 00:23:29,207 She no-scoped me right in the dick. 491 00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,776 I love her so much. 492 00:23:31,809 --> 00:23:33,277 - I-- 493 00:23:33,311 --> 00:23:34,712 I don't understand. 494 00:23:34,746 --> 00:23:36,080 - I guess the meme didn't take off. 495 00:23:36,114 --> 00:23:37,315 No one's talking about it. 496 00:23:37,349 --> 00:23:39,316 - These assholes should have eaten it right up. 497 00:23:39,350 --> 00:23:40,719 I don't get it. - No. It's okay. 498 00:23:40,752 --> 00:23:43,388 I'm glad you had my back regardless. 499 00:23:43,421 --> 00:23:45,223 - It should have worked. 500 00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:46,892 - This is great. 501 00:23:50,829 --> 00:23:53,998 - Strips, please. - No chicken today. 502 00:23:54,032 --> 00:23:54,866 It's spaghetti. 503 00:23:54,899 --> 00:23:58,169 - Loretta, you're breaking my heart. 504 00:23:58,202 --> 00:23:59,304 Today of all days 505 00:23:59,337 --> 00:24:01,740 I really needed some deep poultry healing. 506 00:24:03,675 --> 00:24:04,709 - What? 507 00:24:04,743 --> 00:24:07,546 You're not gonna muscle me for extra garlic bread? 508 00:24:08,379 --> 00:24:10,515 - Not today. - You're slipping. 509 00:24:10,548 --> 00:24:13,317 Did somebody piss in your Cap'n Crunch? 510 00:24:13,351 --> 00:24:15,554 - Good question. - I'll kill 'em. 511 00:24:16,721 --> 00:24:19,024 Hang in there. - Thanks. 512 00:24:20,658 --> 00:24:22,226 - I know, vegetarian. 513 00:24:22,260 --> 00:24:23,962 - So I convinced Coach Ledbetter 514 00:24:23,995 --> 00:24:26,797 to let Frock Swap open for the soccer game this Saturday. 515 00:24:26,831 --> 00:24:29,000 - Those are at, like, 6:00 a.m. 516 00:24:29,033 --> 00:24:31,903 - Think of it as, like, a rehearsal for the mini-tour. 517 00:24:31,936 --> 00:24:33,171 Right? 518 00:24:33,204 --> 00:24:34,639 You know, I think he may have gotten the impression 519 00:24:34,672 --> 00:24:35,907 that we're gonna sing the national anthem, 520 00:24:35,940 --> 00:24:37,609 so I guess we'll work that in somehow. 521 00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:39,911 Come on, we can make Frock Swap stickers. 522 00:24:39,944 --> 00:24:42,147 - Yeah. I guess. - Is this even real? 523 00:24:43,848 --> 00:24:45,516 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 524 00:24:45,550 --> 00:24:46,985 - Should we wear the same outfit? 525 00:24:47,018 --> 00:24:48,286 I feel like we should wear the same outfit, 526 00:24:48,319 --> 00:24:49,754 but that's too '90s, right? 527 00:24:49,788 --> 00:24:51,590 Yeah. Yeah, we have to make sure 528 00:24:51,623 --> 00:24:52,757 we bring all the equipment, right. 529 00:24:52,790 --> 00:24:54,525 The--the-- the long extension cords. 530 00:24:54,558 --> 00:24:56,927 - Check your phone right now. 531 00:24:56,961 --> 00:24:57,963 Oh-- 532 00:24:57,996 --> 00:25:00,832 [all speaking at once] 533 00:25:04,168 --> 00:25:06,171 - You knew! - Told you! 534 00:25:08,706 --> 00:25:11,509 - Truth bomb. - Shut up for one second. 535 00:25:11,543 --> 00:25:12,844 - Did you guys hear? 536 00:25:12,877 --> 00:25:14,913 Turns out Wayne Lambert was murdered by Mrs. Wheeler. 537 00:25:16,581 --> 00:25:17,882 This is huge. 538 00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:19,550 - [huffs] 539 00:25:19,584 --> 00:25:21,919 No. - Yes. 540 00:25:21,953 --> 00:25:23,054 It worked. 541 00:25:23,088 --> 00:25:24,088 - Hey, guys, Philip here. 542 00:25:24,121 --> 00:25:26,190 I'm just digging into all of the evidence now. 543 00:25:26,223 --> 00:25:29,594 There's all these photos of Wayne and Wheeler together 544 00:25:29,627 --> 00:25:32,997 and phone records and letters, even videos. 545 00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:34,866 Check it. 546 00:25:34,899 --> 00:25:38,670 It's hard to believe, but the photos don't even lie. 547 00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:42,073 Whoever leaked them, thank you. 548 00:25:44,342 --> 00:25:46,211 Apparently, they were involved, 549 00:25:46,244 --> 00:25:48,079 but whatever, it's fine. 550 00:25:48,113 --> 00:25:49,213 I don't judge. 551 00:25:49,246 --> 00:25:51,482 I mean, look at the president of France and his wife. 552 00:25:51,516 --> 00:25:54,152 There's a 25-year age gap. 553 00:25:54,185 --> 00:25:56,487 But in this case, it's a little bit different 554 00:25:56,521 --> 00:25:59,224 because she did want to eat him. 555 00:25:59,257 --> 00:26:01,626 The evidence, it's shocking. 556 00:26:01,659 --> 00:26:03,661 - Yes. No way. 557 00:26:03,695 --> 00:26:06,931 - "Sweatpants, hair tied, chilling with no makeup on. 558 00:26:06,964 --> 00:26:08,533 "That's when you're the prettiest. 559 00:26:08,566 --> 00:26:10,535 "I hope that you don't take it wrong. 560 00:26:10,568 --> 00:26:12,136 - Wayne Lambert wrote that? 561 00:26:12,170 --> 00:26:13,204 - That's Drake. 562 00:26:15,806 --> 00:26:19,176 - Sir Francis Drake the explorer wrote that? 563 00:26:19,210 --> 00:26:20,444 - Wayne Lambert, 564 00:26:20,478 --> 00:26:22,446 our relationship didn't work out. 565 00:26:22,479 --> 00:26:24,382 I hate you and you gotta die. 566 00:26:24,415 --> 00:26:25,817 Don't show anyone this video. 567 00:26:25,850 --> 00:26:27,018 - You deepfaked them? 568 00:26:27,051 --> 00:26:28,686 Everyone's gonna recognize your voice. 569 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,955 - Nah, I fooled them. [laughs] 570 00:26:30,989 --> 00:26:33,691 - Eventually, the relationship got pretty toxic, 571 00:26:33,724 --> 00:26:36,794 and it was probably a crime of passion. 572 00:26:36,828 --> 00:26:38,296 I'm just shocked nobody saw them. 573 00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:40,097 - Thank you, Internet rumor mill. 574 00:26:40,131 --> 00:26:44,936 I lit the fuse and now we watch Wheeler burn. 575 00:26:44,969 --> 00:26:45,603 - No. 576 00:26:45,636 --> 00:26:47,372 - You're a bad kisser. 577 00:26:47,405 --> 00:26:49,541 And your breath smells like cat shit. 578 00:26:49,574 --> 00:26:50,808 - Mrs. Wheeler deserves 579 00:26:50,842 --> 00:26:53,111 whatever she has coming for her. 580 00:26:55,546 --> 00:26:59,050 - Newton's law of cooling states... 581 00:26:59,083 --> 00:27:02,920 that the rate at which convection cools a hot object 582 00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:06,257 is proportional to the temperature difference 583 00:27:06,290 --> 00:27:11,629 between the hot object and the ambient temperature. 584 00:27:11,663 --> 00:27:15,633 So even in chaos, there's order. 585 00:27:15,667 --> 00:27:17,835 For our lab today... - [coughing] 586 00:27:17,868 --> 00:27:19,371 I will demonstrate-- - [coughing] Murderer. 587 00:27:22,540 --> 00:27:24,509 - Once at a light boil, 588 00:27:24,542 --> 00:27:28,480 you place a thermometer inside the water. 589 00:27:28,513 --> 00:27:30,415 And then I will add a zinc cylinder 590 00:27:30,448 --> 00:27:33,284 to the hot water and record the temperature change. 591 00:27:33,317 --> 00:27:34,618 - [coughing] Wayne Lambert. 592 00:27:34,652 --> 00:27:37,655 [all tittering] 593 00:27:37,689 --> 00:27:39,224 - Who said that? 594 00:27:39,257 --> 00:27:43,328 Seems to me someone is dying for a week's suspension. 595 00:27:43,361 --> 00:27:48,732 So the next person who opens their mouth gets one. 596 00:27:48,766 --> 00:27:51,402 You will respect me 597 00:27:51,436 --> 00:27:53,971 and this class. 598 00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:55,373 All right. 599 00:27:55,406 --> 00:27:59,310 You will find an equilibrium has been reached. 600 00:27:59,343 --> 00:28:00,812 - Justice for Wayne. - What? 601 00:28:00,845 --> 00:28:02,079 - Where is Wayne? - Where is Wayne? 602 00:28:02,113 --> 00:28:03,414 - Yeah. Yeah! Where's Wayne? 603 00:28:03,447 --> 00:28:05,183 - We just want to know. And we deserve answers, okay? 604 00:28:05,216 --> 00:28:06,450 - Yeah. - Where's Wayne? 605 00:28:06,484 --> 00:28:07,618 - Where's Wayne? - That's enough. 606 00:28:07,651 --> 00:28:08,853 - We all have to-- 607 00:28:13,124 --> 00:28:14,658 - Where was I? Oh, yes. Oh, yes. 608 00:28:14,692 --> 00:28:16,027 So you will find-- you will find-- 609 00:28:16,060 --> 00:28:17,028 - [chanting] Where's Wayne? 610 00:28:17,061 --> 00:28:18,997 - [chanting] Where's Wayne? 611 00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:23,167 all: Where's Wayne? Where's Wayne? Where's Wayne? 612 00:28:23,201 --> 00:28:26,470 Where's Wayne? Where's Wayne? Where's Wayne? 613 00:28:26,504 --> 00:28:30,808 Where's Wayne? Where's Wayne? Where's Wayne? Where's Wayne? 614 00:28:30,841 --> 00:28:32,777 Where's Wayne? Where's Wayne? 615 00:28:32,811 --> 00:28:36,081 [dramatic music] 616 00:28:43,955 --> 00:28:46,523 - Oh, no! I even heard about it in fifth period. 617 00:28:46,557 --> 00:28:47,792 - Yeah, it was all over school. 618 00:28:47,825 --> 00:28:50,428 Okay, It was great. She was so mad. 619 00:28:50,461 --> 00:28:51,563 You should have seen her face. 620 00:28:51,596 --> 00:28:53,164 Like, she couldn't do anything about it. 621 00:28:53,197 --> 00:28:54,766 - We'll be at Saturday's school board meeting 622 00:28:54,799 --> 00:28:57,702 where we will demand an end to plastics on campus. 623 00:28:57,735 --> 00:28:59,103 Glass only. 624 00:28:59,137 --> 00:29:01,439 Plus, everyone's talking about how Sherman Banks 625 00:29:01,472 --> 00:29:03,207 ripped his pants in calculus. 626 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:05,276 - He went up to the board and he bent over 627 00:29:05,310 --> 00:29:07,312 to grab a marker, and rip! 628 00:29:07,345 --> 00:29:08,479 And the worst part is 629 00:29:08,513 --> 00:29:10,481 he picked today to go commando-- 630 00:29:10,514 --> 00:29:12,283 full crack! 631 00:29:12,317 --> 00:29:13,651 - It--it worked. 632 00:29:13,685 --> 00:29:15,519 I mean, no one's talking about Wheeler anymore. 633 00:29:15,553 --> 00:29:18,456 - Sunrise, sunset, as is the way. 634 00:29:18,489 --> 00:29:19,790 - You beautiful degenerate. 635 00:29:19,824 --> 00:29:21,226 Your plan went off without a hitch. 636 00:29:21,259 --> 00:29:25,730 - Just goes to show that you should never doubt me ever. 637 00:29:25,763 --> 00:29:27,999 The news cycle in high school is fast. 638 00:29:28,032 --> 00:29:29,867 - Yeah. Poor Sherman. 639 00:29:29,900 --> 00:29:32,103 - Eh. He knew the risks. 640 00:29:32,137 --> 00:29:35,140 [eerie music] 641 00:29:42,613 --> 00:29:45,817 [TV droning] 642 00:30:02,834 --> 00:30:05,203 [phone ringing] 643 00:30:05,236 --> 00:30:08,071 - Today is Toshanda Walls versus Jamie Walls. 644 00:30:08,105 --> 00:30:09,673 - Yo. - Turn on Channel 4 News 645 00:30:09,707 --> 00:30:11,042 right now. 646 00:30:13,010 --> 00:30:15,513 - The allegations came to light from online sources. 647 00:30:15,546 --> 00:30:18,049 - Oh, dude. That makes sense. 648 00:30:18,082 --> 00:30:20,752 My phone's been blowing up with notifications. 649 00:30:20,785 --> 00:30:22,887 - Public outcry to reopen... - Whoa. 650 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:24,922 - The missing person's case of Wayne Lambert. 651 00:30:24,956 --> 00:30:26,190 - It's being shared like crazy. 652 00:30:26,224 --> 00:30:27,892 - Yeah, I know. It's everywhere. 653 00:30:27,925 --> 00:30:29,827 Okay, real news sites are running it, 654 00:30:29,860 --> 00:30:31,562 like actual news sites. 655 00:30:31,595 --> 00:30:34,299 - Has been a respected physics teacher in Greenview County 656 00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:35,399 for a number of decades, 657 00:30:35,433 --> 00:30:37,802 even though she had no respect for me. 658 00:30:37,835 --> 00:30:39,637 - Boomers can't tell it's fake. 659 00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:41,405 We've officially entered phase two. 660 00:30:41,439 --> 00:30:44,274 - Phase two? Tanner, what the hell is phase two? 661 00:30:44,308 --> 00:30:46,844 - Well, you know, the phase after phase one. 662 00:30:46,877 --> 00:30:48,913 - Wh--what? - Don't worry about it, okay? 663 00:30:48,947 --> 00:30:51,382 It's all going according to plan. 664 00:30:51,415 --> 00:30:53,451 Just trust me. - Okay, let's talk tomorrow. 665 00:30:53,484 --> 00:30:55,119 Okay? - All right. See ya. 666 00:30:56,321 --> 00:30:58,389 - It's kind of wild to believe, 667 00:30:58,422 --> 00:30:59,923 but I sure believe it. 668 00:30:59,957 --> 00:31:02,293 When we come back, how the county's pumpkin-- 669 00:31:04,862 --> 00:31:06,664 - Ah, good morning, my guy. 670 00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:08,433 - Good morning? Hey. 671 00:31:08,466 --> 00:31:10,835 Hey. Tanner, Hey! - What? 672 00:31:10,868 --> 00:31:12,236 - Hey, was this part of your plan? 673 00:31:12,269 --> 00:31:14,038 - Mrs. Wheeler, we'd love a statement. 674 00:31:14,071 --> 00:31:15,072 Why did you do it? 675 00:31:15,106 --> 00:31:17,174 - Oh, is that Wheeler's husband? 676 00:31:17,207 --> 00:31:19,276 Hate to say it, but she bagged a silver fox. 677 00:31:19,310 --> 00:31:20,778 - Okay. What is going on, Tanner? 678 00:31:20,811 --> 00:31:22,880 What is phase two? - All right. 679 00:31:22,914 --> 00:31:25,049 Don't get mad at me, okay? 680 00:31:25,083 --> 00:31:26,617 But I knew this was gonna happen. 681 00:31:26,651 --> 00:31:29,553 I mean, adults are gullible. They're like sheep. 682 00:31:29,587 --> 00:31:31,555 - Okay. We humiliated Wheeler. 683 00:31:31,588 --> 00:31:32,957 We got what we wanted, right? 684 00:31:32,990 --> 00:31:35,259 - No. We didn't get what we want. 685 00:31:35,292 --> 00:31:37,762 She failed you when you did nothing wrong. 686 00:31:37,795 --> 00:31:39,863 This isn't over until she gets fired. 687 00:31:39,897 --> 00:31:41,632 - Fired? Dude, this is dangerous. 688 00:31:41,666 --> 00:31:42,767 We have to stop. 689 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:44,301 - Getting her fired was your idea. 690 00:31:44,335 --> 00:31:46,337 The train has left the station. 691 00:31:46,370 --> 00:31:49,006 Now we just watch it run its course. 692 00:31:49,039 --> 00:31:51,609 I designed this, and I wanna see this live. 693 00:31:51,642 --> 00:31:52,877 - Li-- [car honking] 694 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,946 - You're listening to Crazy Carla and The Mouth. 695 00:31:54,979 --> 00:31:56,113 - The Mouth. 696 00:31:56,146 --> 00:31:57,615 - Did you go to West Greenview High, Mouth? 697 00:31:57,648 --> 00:32:00,385 - There's only one high school in this town, Carla. 698 00:32:00,418 --> 00:32:02,486 - I had Mrs. Wheeler when I was at West Greenview. 699 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,422 Now, I'm not gonna make unfounded accusations, 700 00:32:04,455 --> 00:32:06,423 but I can say she's an evil ghoul 701 00:32:06,457 --> 00:32:08,592 who murders children and haunts dreams. 702 00:32:08,626 --> 00:32:09,994 [monstrous laughter] 703 00:32:10,027 --> 00:32:11,062 - We're gonna take the 34th & - Whoo-hoo. 704 00:32:11,095 --> 00:32:13,031 caller who has a Wheeler murder story 705 00:32:13,064 --> 00:32:16,600 and give 'em two front row tickets to Monster Jam. 706 00:32:16,634 --> 00:32:17,601 [airhorns blast] 707 00:32:17,635 --> 00:32:19,670 - [imitating air horn] Dude, you should call. 708 00:32:19,704 --> 00:32:21,005 You could get us some free tickets. 709 00:32:21,038 --> 00:32:22,239 - No. I can't believe people think 710 00:32:22,272 --> 00:32:23,540 she murders children, Tanner. 711 00:32:23,574 --> 00:32:26,377 - No one really thinks she murdered children. 712 00:32:26,410 --> 00:32:28,946 - It's on the radio. Everyone listens to the radio. 713 00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:32,016 - No one listens to the radio. It's all good. 714 00:32:32,049 --> 00:32:33,418 [tires screeching] 715 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:38,522 - Did you ever suspect your teacher could be a killer? 716 00:32:38,555 --> 00:32:39,757 - Oh, my God. - What? 717 00:32:39,790 --> 00:32:41,092 - She was always going, like, 718 00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:42,993 "Learn the law of motion, or I'm gonna murder you." 719 00:32:43,027 --> 00:32:45,062 Like, always saying stuff like that, right? 720 00:32:45,096 --> 00:32:46,430 - Does anyone else have a comment? 721 00:32:46,463 --> 00:32:49,066 - I'm surprised this news story actually caught on. 722 00:32:49,099 --> 00:32:51,568 I mean, we've known about this for years. 723 00:32:51,602 --> 00:32:52,936 - #WheresWayne. 724 00:32:52,970 --> 00:32:54,705 - #BelieveKids. 725 00:32:54,738 --> 00:32:56,140 - Why is he hashtagging? 726 00:32:56,173 --> 00:32:58,342 - She also wears these really thick black leather gloves. 727 00:32:58,376 --> 00:33:01,178 And I don't think anyone's ever seen her take them off. 728 00:33:01,212 --> 00:33:03,914 I've heard it's because she got a hand transplant 729 00:33:03,947 --> 00:33:05,316 from a really bad car accident 730 00:33:05,349 --> 00:33:07,684 and the hands were from a serial killer. 731 00:33:07,718 --> 00:33:10,154 [all exclaiming, gasping] 732 00:33:10,187 --> 00:33:12,023 - No way. - No way. 733 00:33:12,056 --> 00:33:14,292 [TV droning] 734 00:33:14,325 --> 00:33:15,393 - Chilling. 735 00:33:15,426 --> 00:33:17,061 - They can't put it on the news if it's not true. 736 00:33:17,094 --> 00:33:18,896 - I mean, she's a hard ass, 737 00:33:18,929 --> 00:33:20,497 but there's just not enough evidence. 738 00:33:20,531 --> 00:33:22,566 - Where Wayne Lambert's childhood scout master-- 739 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:25,069 - You know? - Evidence can be erased, 740 00:33:25,102 --> 00:33:26,837 like in JFK. 741 00:33:26,871 --> 00:33:28,039 - Whoa. - Where's the evidence? 742 00:33:28,072 --> 00:33:29,306 - Where is the evidence? - They don't know. 743 00:33:29,339 --> 00:33:30,975 They never even had his body. 744 00:33:31,008 --> 00:33:33,043 You know, I heard they put stuff in the water. 745 00:33:33,077 --> 00:33:34,878 - You know that there are several chips 746 00:33:34,912 --> 00:33:36,547 inside of us following us. 747 00:33:36,580 --> 00:33:37,280 - Yeah. 748 00:33:37,314 --> 00:33:39,516 - What are your thoughts on 9/11? 749 00:33:39,550 --> 00:33:40,985 - I didn't like it. 750 00:33:41,018 --> 00:33:43,220 - Whoa. I didn't either. 751 00:33:43,254 --> 00:33:46,557 - You know, her husband is the sweetest guy ever. 752 00:33:46,590 --> 00:33:48,559 But not her. 753 00:33:48,592 --> 00:33:50,228 She's a nightmare. 754 00:33:50,261 --> 00:33:52,797 - What? I'll have to call you back. 755 00:33:52,830 --> 00:33:55,565 - This is out of hand. Some sick joke. 756 00:33:55,599 --> 00:33:58,136 Clearly, it's the work of disgruntled students. 757 00:33:58,169 --> 00:34:00,604 We have to find them and expel them. 758 00:34:00,638 --> 00:34:02,172 - Have you seen the news? 759 00:34:02,206 --> 00:34:03,941 This does not look good, Helen. 760 00:34:03,975 --> 00:34:06,177 Lots of bad press for the school. 761 00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:09,380 Maybe it'd be easier to just 762 00:34:09,413 --> 00:34:11,715 let the whole thing blow over. 763 00:34:11,749 --> 00:34:13,517 Take a few days off. 764 00:34:13,551 --> 00:34:18,322 You do have four decades of sick leave built up. 765 00:34:19,423 --> 00:34:21,959 - I am not gonna take a leave of absence 766 00:34:21,992 --> 00:34:24,862 because some degenerate thinks it's funny 767 00:34:24,895 --> 00:34:27,564 to float around some false accusations 768 00:34:27,598 --> 00:34:31,035 that you are too cowardly to address. 769 00:34:31,068 --> 00:34:32,770 - What do you expect me to do? 770 00:34:32,803 --> 00:34:35,039 The school board is launching 771 00:34:35,072 --> 00:34:38,408 a full-fledged internal investigation. 772 00:34:38,442 --> 00:34:45,282 - Listen, you low-life pretend academic insect. 773 00:34:45,316 --> 00:34:48,518 I have worked my entire career-- 774 00:34:48,552 --> 00:34:51,722 that's 40 years-- and now you are telling me 775 00:34:51,755 --> 00:34:55,759 that, uh, that doesn't matter anymore because of what? 776 00:34:55,793 --> 00:34:57,895 Some lies? 777 00:34:57,929 --> 00:34:59,664 [school bell rings] 778 00:34:59,697 --> 00:35:00,865 I don't have time for this. 779 00:35:03,367 --> 00:35:06,203 Someone in this school, maybe even in this classroom, 780 00:35:06,236 --> 00:35:08,305 has started a rumor about me. 781 00:35:08,339 --> 00:35:11,509 This absurd lie has begun to affect my life 782 00:35:11,542 --> 00:35:14,244 both professionally and personally. 783 00:35:14,277 --> 00:35:16,413 So I am forced to confront it. 784 00:35:16,447 --> 00:35:19,116 It is merely an attempt to hurt me 785 00:35:19,149 --> 00:35:20,417 and damage a reputation 786 00:35:20,451 --> 00:35:24,822 that I have spent decades cultivating. 787 00:35:26,457 --> 00:35:29,093 I will find the ones responsible, 788 00:35:29,126 --> 00:35:31,762 and I will end it. 789 00:35:33,664 --> 00:35:38,202 This is the last I will speak on this matter. 790 00:35:38,235 --> 00:35:39,570 Understood? 791 00:35:39,603 --> 00:35:40,671 - Yes. 792 00:35:41,939 --> 00:35:43,607 - Mr. Palmer... 793 00:35:43,641 --> 00:35:46,276 [all gasping] 794 00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:48,946 Did you have something to share? 795 00:35:48,979 --> 00:35:50,314 - N--no. No, I was-- 796 00:35:50,348 --> 00:35:51,348 I was actually agreeing with you. 797 00:35:51,381 --> 00:35:53,084 Those photos look really fake. 798 00:35:53,117 --> 00:35:55,853 - Are you mocking me, Mr. Palmer? 799 00:35:55,886 --> 00:35:57,321 - No. No, not at all. 800 00:35:57,355 --> 00:36:00,324 Um, I actually believe you. I--I know you're innocent. 801 00:36:00,357 --> 00:36:04,762 - This is serious, Mr. Palmer. Some bells can't be unrung. 802 00:36:04,795 --> 00:36:06,363 - I know. - Oh, really? 803 00:36:06,397 --> 00:36:08,065 Do you know that? There are people out there 804 00:36:08,099 --> 00:36:13,170 who legitimately believe that I ended this young man's life. 805 00:36:13,204 --> 00:36:15,906 There's a version of this story 806 00:36:15,940 --> 00:36:18,075 where I skin this poor boy alive. 807 00:36:18,109 --> 00:36:20,578 I cooked him and ate him. 808 00:36:20,611 --> 00:36:25,383 Another says that I kept the head in a jar as a trophy. 809 00:36:25,416 --> 00:36:28,518 Does any of this sound funny to you? 810 00:36:28,552 --> 00:36:30,488 - No. - And if people think 811 00:36:30,521 --> 00:36:34,592 that I am capable of such heinous crimes, 812 00:36:34,625 --> 00:36:37,260 what do they think I would do to students 813 00:36:37,294 --> 00:36:40,097 who mock and belittle me? 814 00:36:40,130 --> 00:36:43,934 What would I, an apparent murderer, 815 00:36:43,967 --> 00:36:47,605 do to you, Mr. Palmer? 816 00:36:49,473 --> 00:36:50,775 Hmm? 817 00:36:52,242 --> 00:36:54,945 - Nothing, because you're not a murderer. 818 00:36:54,978 --> 00:36:57,614 - Use your imagination. 819 00:36:57,648 --> 00:37:02,820 I mean, would it be a strangulation, a stabbing? 820 00:37:02,853 --> 00:37:05,422 Oh, would I use my car? 821 00:37:05,456 --> 00:37:09,794 There are so many possibilities. 822 00:37:09,827 --> 00:37:11,462 Or... 823 00:37:13,530 --> 00:37:16,334 I would burn out your eye sockets 824 00:37:18,102 --> 00:37:21,438 And I would increase the heat very slowly 825 00:37:21,472 --> 00:37:25,610 so that your brain would boil in your skull. 826 00:37:29,246 --> 00:37:32,283 Hey, that's thermodynamics. 827 00:37:33,350 --> 00:37:35,385 You think I would do something like that? 828 00:37:35,419 --> 00:37:37,421 Well, you're right. 829 00:37:37,454 --> 00:37:40,891 I'm not a monster. 830 00:37:40,924 --> 00:37:44,295 I'll just stick to teaching. 831 00:37:49,767 --> 00:37:52,369 I would burn out your eye sockets, 832 00:37:52,402 --> 00:37:54,405 burn out your eye sockets, burn out your eye sockets. 833 00:37:54,438 --> 00:37:57,808 - I mean, it definitely makes her look more guilty. 834 00:37:57,842 --> 00:37:59,876 Also--[laughs] 835 00:37:59,910 --> 00:38:03,146 All right, check this out. 836 00:38:03,180 --> 00:38:05,081 - It's been shared 40,000 times. 837 00:38:05,115 --> 00:38:07,785 - Isn't that sick? - No. No. 838 00:38:07,818 --> 00:38:11,488 - I mean, boomers are just so, so, so very dumb 839 00:38:11,521 --> 00:38:13,324 and afraid of everything, so-- 840 00:38:13,357 --> 00:38:15,259 - They're going to execute a teacher 841 00:38:15,292 --> 00:38:17,594 that we framed for an imaginary murder. 842 00:38:17,627 --> 00:38:19,963 Okay, her ghost will kill me and then-- 843 00:38:19,996 --> 00:38:22,299 and then I'll be stuck with her in the afterlife forever. 844 00:38:22,333 --> 00:38:23,667 - Oh, come on. - That's what's gonna happen. 845 00:38:23,701 --> 00:38:24,902 - No, no, no. - Yes, that's-- 846 00:38:24,935 --> 00:38:27,438 - It's just social media and the local news. 847 00:38:27,471 --> 00:38:30,307 The police are not gonna get involved. 848 00:38:30,340 --> 00:38:32,410 All right? There's no way they're gonna-- 849 00:38:32,443 --> 00:38:34,478 - We gotta go. - What's happening? 850 00:38:34,511 --> 00:38:37,114 - What--what's going on? - Hey, you! 851 00:38:37,147 --> 00:38:38,249 - What's going on? 852 00:38:38,282 --> 00:38:39,784 - The police are getting involved in this. 853 00:38:41,284 --> 00:38:43,153 - [laughing] - No, no, no, no. 854 00:38:43,186 --> 00:38:44,588 - I refuse. 855 00:38:44,621 --> 00:38:49,527 I refuse to give validity to this ridiculous situation. 856 00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:51,628 - We don't have to make this difficult, but we will. 857 00:38:51,661 --> 00:38:54,231 - Oh, get outta my way. I'm going home. 858 00:38:54,264 --> 00:38:55,465 - Ma'am. - Oh. Oh. Oh! 859 00:38:55,499 --> 00:38:56,567 - All right. All right. I got it. 860 00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,368 Look, ma'am, I'm sorry. 861 00:38:58,402 --> 00:39:01,438 Listen, this is what's happening. 862 00:39:01,471 --> 00:39:03,474 You're coming downtown with us today. 863 00:39:04,742 --> 00:39:06,243 Now, you can either make a scene 864 00:39:06,277 --> 00:39:07,945 for all of your students to see... 865 00:39:09,780 --> 00:39:11,648 Or you can come with me quietly. 866 00:39:11,681 --> 00:39:14,352 I won't even use the cuffs. How about that? 867 00:39:18,188 --> 00:39:21,425 - I have to lock my office. 868 00:39:21,458 --> 00:39:23,394 - Yeah, by all means. 869 00:39:27,297 --> 00:39:28,699 Was that powerful? 870 00:39:28,732 --> 00:39:30,033 - We don't have to call for backup. 871 00:39:30,067 --> 00:39:31,001 I think we got this. 872 00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:33,604 [indistinct chatter] 873 00:39:33,637 --> 00:39:35,505 - You know what? Before we get out there-- 874 00:39:35,538 --> 00:39:37,174 [all cheering and chattering] 875 00:39:37,207 --> 00:39:38,775 - You said you wouldn't. 876 00:39:38,809 --> 00:39:42,245 - I did. I did, and I lied to you. 877 00:39:42,279 --> 00:39:43,914 [all heckling] 878 00:39:43,948 --> 00:39:45,782 - Put her away. 879 00:39:45,816 --> 00:39:48,819 [all cheering] 880 00:39:51,188 --> 00:39:53,724 - I had Wheeler as a kid, so this is a big moment for me. 881 00:40:00,531 --> 00:40:02,365 - Are you sure about this? 882 00:40:02,399 --> 00:40:04,234 - We delete everything you can, 883 00:40:04,267 --> 00:40:06,236 and then we post a full confession, okay? 884 00:40:06,270 --> 00:40:07,838 - But nothing even really happened. 885 00:40:07,871 --> 00:40:09,773 She's not gonna get fired. It was just a joke. 886 00:40:09,806 --> 00:40:13,009 - Wheeler is in police custody, Tanner. 887 00:40:13,043 --> 00:40:14,711 - I can't believe I did all this in two days. 888 00:40:14,745 --> 00:40:17,714 Can you imagine if I had more time and resources? 889 00:40:17,747 --> 00:40:19,683 I wonder if I could hack an electrical grid. 890 00:40:19,716 --> 00:40:22,152 - Okay, focus. - It's the Internet, Ben. 891 00:40:22,186 --> 00:40:24,621 All right, you can't really get rid of anything. 892 00:40:24,654 --> 00:40:26,923 I mean, I can upload the digital trail 893 00:40:26,956 --> 00:40:29,626 and original photos through a dummy account, 894 00:40:29,660 --> 00:40:31,594 re-routing it so our names aren't attached. 895 00:40:31,628 --> 00:40:33,263 I mean, are you positive? 896 00:40:33,296 --> 00:40:34,498 - Do it. 897 00:40:38,569 --> 00:40:40,404 - [breathes deeply] 898 00:40:40,437 --> 00:40:42,439 You were so beautiful, but too powerful 899 00:40:42,473 --> 00:40:44,574 for this dumb, dumb, super dumb world. 900 00:40:44,608 --> 00:40:47,211 And I created you and now I have to destroy you. 901 00:40:47,244 --> 00:40:49,179 I'm so sorry. Just close your eyes 902 00:40:49,212 --> 00:40:50,147 and I'll make it fast. 903 00:40:50,180 --> 00:40:51,614 - Do it. - Okay. Okay. 904 00:40:51,648 --> 00:40:54,051 Just have some reverence. 905 00:41:00,323 --> 00:41:02,159 [winces] 906 00:41:03,994 --> 00:41:06,029 There, 907 00:41:06,062 --> 00:41:08,799 the deed is done. 908 00:41:08,833 --> 00:41:10,935 - Good. Whew. 909 00:41:14,171 --> 00:41:15,606 - Wanna watch Twitch? 910 00:41:15,639 --> 00:41:17,173 - Sure. - All right. 911 00:41:17,207 --> 00:41:20,211 [instigative music] 912 00:41:27,218 --> 00:41:28,419 - Reporting live 913 00:41:28,452 --> 00:41:30,587 from West Greenview County police station. 914 00:41:30,620 --> 00:41:32,889 A small group of protestors has formed 915 00:41:32,923 --> 00:41:35,425 as local high school teacher, Helen Wheeler, 916 00:41:35,458 --> 00:41:37,594 leaves the Greenview County police station. 917 00:41:37,628 --> 00:41:38,995 Last night, the Twitter account 918 00:41:39,029 --> 00:41:41,331 that started the whole investigation appeared 919 00:41:41,364 --> 00:41:44,134 to be hacked, posting doctored photos 920 00:41:44,167 --> 00:41:45,969 of Helen's presumed innocence. 921 00:41:46,002 --> 00:41:49,273 Journalists are supposed to remain objective, 922 00:41:49,306 --> 00:41:51,375 but as a former student of Wheeler's, 923 00:41:51,408 --> 00:41:53,477 I believe with all my heart 924 00:41:53,510 --> 00:41:56,146 that she is a filthy, filthy murderer. 925 00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:57,848 Back to you in the studio. 926 00:41:57,881 --> 00:41:59,416 - Thank you very much, Debbie. - God. 927 00:41:59,450 --> 00:42:00,884 - I also had Mrs. Wheeler. 928 00:42:00,918 --> 00:42:02,953 [phone ringing] 929 00:42:04,621 --> 00:42:06,223 - Yo. - You seeing this? 930 00:42:07,490 --> 00:42:10,461 - An alleged murderer or these people? 931 00:42:10,494 --> 00:42:11,996 But we do know who's louder. 932 00:42:12,029 --> 00:42:14,565 - No one believes us. - Oh, yeah. 933 00:42:14,598 --> 00:42:17,200 I've completely lost control of the narrative. 934 00:42:17,234 --> 00:42:18,835 - What are we gonna do? - Dude, 935 00:42:18,869 --> 00:42:20,637 I was gonna ask you that. 936 00:42:20,670 --> 00:42:21,838 - We'll talk about it at school, okay? 937 00:42:21,871 --> 00:42:23,540 Just don't do anything stupid. 938 00:42:23,574 --> 00:42:24,909 - Right. See ya. 939 00:42:26,943 --> 00:42:28,045 - Hey, you. 940 00:42:28,078 --> 00:42:29,446 - Hi. - You good? 941 00:42:29,479 --> 00:42:31,482 - Yeah. Doing--doing great. 942 00:42:31,515 --> 00:42:33,884 - Ben, 943 00:42:33,917 --> 00:42:35,719 you can tell me anything, you know. 944 00:42:35,753 --> 00:42:38,989 I mean, be careful, 'cause I am wearing a wire. 945 00:42:41,024 --> 00:42:42,893 - Um, actually, there was one thing-- 946 00:42:42,927 --> 00:42:45,062 - Oh, my God. 947 00:42:45,095 --> 00:42:48,465 This is insane what is happening to her. 948 00:42:48,498 --> 00:42:49,733 - Yeah. 949 00:42:49,766 --> 00:42:51,268 - I had Wheeler at West Greenview too. 950 00:42:51,301 --> 00:42:53,336 She was tough then. I'm sure she's tough now. 951 00:42:53,370 --> 00:42:54,538 But she's not a murderer. 952 00:42:54,571 --> 00:42:57,107 This seems like a stupid senior prank to me. 953 00:42:57,140 --> 00:42:59,709 Some kids, man, they just take it too far. 954 00:42:59,743 --> 00:43:01,245 - More on that tonight at seven. 955 00:43:01,278 --> 00:43:03,280 - Mom, I--I got to go. 956 00:43:03,313 --> 00:43:05,616 - Okay. - Love you. 957 00:43:05,649 --> 00:43:07,017 - Love you. - Bye. 958 00:43:07,050 --> 00:43:08,285 - Bye. 959 00:43:08,319 --> 00:43:11,322 [ominous music] 960 00:43:17,527 --> 00:43:19,063 - Shit. 961 00:43:26,670 --> 00:43:28,872 Burn out your eye sockets. - [chuckling] 962 00:43:28,906 --> 00:43:32,609 - Burn out your eye sockets. Burn out your eye sockets. 963 00:43:32,642 --> 00:43:35,145 [video continues] 964 00:43:35,178 --> 00:43:36,780 - Oh. 965 00:43:39,783 --> 00:43:42,519 Please, have a seat. 966 00:43:42,552 --> 00:43:44,855 You must be exhausted. 967 00:43:46,223 --> 00:43:47,991 How are you holding up? 968 00:43:48,024 --> 00:43:49,726 - I'm fine. 969 00:43:49,759 --> 00:43:52,896 - Uh-huh. The big house. 970 00:43:52,929 --> 00:43:54,498 Jail. 971 00:43:54,531 --> 00:43:56,599 - They will do their investigation. 972 00:43:56,633 --> 00:43:58,768 They will clear me of all charges. 973 00:43:58,801 --> 00:44:01,605 And then it will be all over. 974 00:44:01,638 --> 00:44:04,174 - Hmm. 975 00:44:04,207 --> 00:44:08,278 I'm not gonna sugarcoat this, Helen. 976 00:44:08,312 --> 00:44:09,546 Um-- 977 00:44:09,580 --> 00:44:12,049 oh, hard candy? 978 00:44:12,082 --> 00:44:13,684 - No. - Oh. 979 00:44:16,119 --> 00:44:18,755 The board had an emergency meeting last night, 980 00:44:18,788 --> 00:44:24,894 and they were very passionate. 981 00:44:24,928 --> 00:44:28,799 They were not too jazzed that one of our teachers 982 00:44:28,832 --> 00:44:32,135 is the suspect in a murder investigation. 983 00:44:32,169 --> 00:44:33,903 - I am innocent. 984 00:44:33,937 --> 00:44:35,572 - Helen. - I have done nothing 985 00:44:35,605 --> 00:44:38,909 but mold young minds my entire adult life. 986 00:44:38,942 --> 00:44:41,511 - I know that. Who knows that more than me? 987 00:44:41,545 --> 00:44:44,848 But the board. 988 00:44:44,881 --> 00:44:47,651 It's time to pass the torch. 989 00:44:47,684 --> 00:44:51,888 - You can't force me into retirement. 990 00:44:51,922 --> 00:44:53,357 - Helen, I'm asking as a friend. 991 00:44:53,390 --> 00:44:55,759 Well, I'm not really asking. 992 00:44:55,793 --> 00:44:58,428 The board wants me to let you go 993 00:44:58,462 --> 00:45:02,499 and to gut the science program until the end of the semester. 994 00:45:02,532 --> 00:45:05,869 The show choir wants new risers 995 00:45:05,903 --> 00:45:07,704 and a smoke machine, 996 00:45:07,738 --> 00:45:09,639 and they won't stop until they get it. 997 00:45:09,672 --> 00:45:12,375 Now, they are the real bad guys here. 998 00:45:12,409 --> 00:45:15,946 Show choir, menace. 999 00:45:15,979 --> 00:45:18,048 - I'll tell you what. 1000 00:45:18,081 --> 00:45:20,117 I'll do what you asked before. 1001 00:45:20,150 --> 00:45:24,988 I will take a leave of absence until it blows over. 1002 00:45:27,291 --> 00:45:29,993 - It's too late for that. 1003 00:45:32,229 --> 00:45:34,765 - Teaching is my life. 1004 00:45:34,798 --> 00:45:37,367 Don't take it away from me. 1005 00:45:37,401 --> 00:45:40,103 - My hands are tied. 1006 00:45:40,137 --> 00:45:42,004 The board. 1007 00:45:42,038 --> 00:45:46,043 Please, have a root beer barrel. 1008 00:45:47,277 --> 00:45:49,078 As many as you like. 1009 00:45:49,112 --> 00:45:51,481 I insist. 1010 00:45:51,515 --> 00:45:54,518 [eerie music] 1011 00:46:02,725 --> 00:46:04,127 - Remember when we were in second grade 1012 00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:06,663 and Jamie Mitchell pushed me off that swing? 1013 00:46:06,697 --> 00:46:08,499 And I said I wish she would die, 1014 00:46:08,532 --> 00:46:10,634 and then her dog got hit by that bus? 1015 00:46:10,667 --> 00:46:12,903 - Yeah, we sent her flowers 1016 00:46:12,936 --> 00:46:16,106 and offered to take care of her funeral arrangements. 1017 00:46:16,140 --> 00:46:18,842 - Like, I knew that my wish didn't send that bus 1018 00:46:18,875 --> 00:46:21,678 to kill her poor little dog, but I don't know. 1019 00:46:21,711 --> 00:46:23,847 I just couldn't help but shake the feeling 1020 00:46:23,881 --> 00:46:25,982 that I was responsible, you know? 1021 00:46:26,015 --> 00:46:27,884 - Didn't you offer to, like, 1022 00:46:27,918 --> 00:46:30,520 be her dog until her grief passed? 1023 00:46:30,553 --> 00:46:32,422 - It was actually kind of fun. 1024 00:46:32,455 --> 00:46:33,991 - Yeah. It was weird. 1025 00:46:35,859 --> 00:46:38,061 - We have to tell everyone that it was us. 1026 00:46:38,095 --> 00:46:40,730 - Ben, the damage has been done. 1027 00:46:40,763 --> 00:46:44,033 You--you can't unopen the open box. 1028 00:46:44,067 --> 00:46:45,669 - Sure, you can. You just close it. 1029 00:46:45,702 --> 00:46:46,836 They open and close. - No, no. 1030 00:46:46,869 --> 00:46:47,937 - That's how boxes work. - It's already open. 1031 00:46:47,971 --> 00:46:49,172 It's already open. - No, you close it. 1032 00:46:49,205 --> 00:46:50,807 - No--yeah, then you-- it's already open. 1033 00:46:50,841 --> 00:46:53,209 - What we did was wrong. Okay? 1034 00:46:53,242 --> 00:46:55,979 We had an old lady fired from her job. 1035 00:46:56,013 --> 00:46:59,616 - No. She's been terrorizing students for years. 1036 00:46:59,649 --> 00:47:00,850 All right, she's had it coming. 1037 00:47:00,883 --> 00:47:02,252 - Well, I know, but I just can't help 1038 00:47:02,285 --> 00:47:04,621 but think of Jamie Mitchell's dog, okay? 1039 00:47:04,654 --> 00:47:07,190 - It's over. 1040 00:47:07,223 --> 00:47:08,925 Okay? 1041 00:47:08,959 --> 00:47:12,729 And confessing now changes nothing. 1042 00:47:12,762 --> 00:47:15,031 - Hey, whatever after-school special 1043 00:47:15,064 --> 00:47:18,201 you two are whining over, can it be over now? 1044 00:47:18,234 --> 00:47:20,604 I gotta mop. 1045 00:47:20,637 --> 00:47:21,938 - Sure. - Hey, fast. 1046 00:47:21,971 --> 00:47:25,141 Come on. I don't get paid by the hour. 1047 00:47:25,174 --> 00:47:28,412 Leave your Pokémon cards. Let's go. 1048 00:47:28,445 --> 00:47:30,313 - Have a great day, Loretta. 1049 00:47:30,346 --> 00:47:32,115 - Stop sucking up. 1050 00:47:32,148 --> 00:47:33,750 - No way. - No way. 1051 00:47:33,783 --> 00:47:36,753 - Okay, students. 1052 00:47:36,787 --> 00:47:39,322 Quiet down, please. 1053 00:47:39,356 --> 00:47:41,358 I'm sure you've all heard by now 1054 00:47:41,391 --> 00:47:44,694 that Mrs. Wheeler is no longer teaching here. 1055 00:47:44,728 --> 00:47:46,863 [quiet oohing] 1056 00:47:46,896 --> 00:47:48,665 Yes? - Is it true she cried 1057 00:47:48,699 --> 00:47:50,300 when you fired her? 1058 00:47:50,334 --> 00:47:51,501 - No comment. 1059 00:47:51,534 --> 00:47:54,804 - Uh, Principle Henderson, could you fire Mr. Garner too? 1060 00:47:54,837 --> 00:47:56,806 He's also a jerk. 1061 00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:57,841 [laughter] 1062 00:47:57,874 --> 00:47:59,776 - Another excellent question. 1063 00:47:59,810 --> 00:48:02,412 No, I cannot. 1064 00:48:02,446 --> 00:48:03,379 Yes? - Yeah. 1065 00:48:03,412 --> 00:48:05,082 Do we still have to take the test next week? 1066 00:48:05,115 --> 00:48:08,819 With all this murder stuff, I'm emotionally unprepared. 1067 00:48:08,852 --> 00:48:11,955 - So many good questions. Such a smartass. 1068 00:48:11,988 --> 00:48:14,657 Listen, I don't want all of this unpleasantness 1069 00:48:14,691 --> 00:48:16,860 to affect our overall GPA. 1070 00:48:16,893 --> 00:48:19,629 So I've decided to wipe the slate clean. 1071 00:48:19,663 --> 00:48:22,999 [all cheering] 1072 00:48:23,032 --> 00:48:27,270 But one thing, I do expect you all to study, though. 1073 00:48:27,303 --> 00:48:30,440 Until we find a substitute, I will be teaching this class. 1074 00:48:30,473 --> 00:48:34,745 Now, my knowledge of physics is, um, 1075 00:48:34,778 --> 00:48:37,447 somewhat, um, limited. 1076 00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:43,487 But the school does have an expansive library of VHS. 1077 00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:45,388 So today we will be watching 1078 00:48:45,421 --> 00:48:50,560 the 1997 Robin Williams classic, "Flubber." 1079 00:48:50,594 --> 00:48:52,496 But I have to find the TV. 1080 00:48:52,529 --> 00:48:54,531 Oh, that's locked. Okay. 1081 00:48:56,900 --> 00:48:59,902 [laughs] Oh, dear. 1082 00:48:59,936 --> 00:49:02,405 Ah! And here we are. 1083 00:49:02,439 --> 00:49:04,741 I have the VHS right on my desk. 1084 00:49:04,775 --> 00:49:06,810 We'll be watching it momentarily. 1085 00:49:06,843 --> 00:49:09,012 In the DVD-- 1086 00:49:09,045 --> 00:49:11,314 in the DVD. 1087 00:49:11,348 --> 00:49:13,249 Oh, find it on YouTube. [school bell ringing] 1088 00:49:13,282 --> 00:49:14,951 Or over the weekend. Whatever. 1089 00:49:14,985 --> 00:49:18,655 [instigative music] 1090 00:49:48,251 --> 00:49:50,420 - We got this. - Game starts in ten minutes. 1091 00:49:50,453 --> 00:49:53,523 You're gonna sing the National Anthem, right? 1092 00:49:53,556 --> 00:49:54,424 both: Right. 1093 00:49:54,457 --> 00:49:55,525 - Okay. 1094 00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:59,162 - Um. 1095 00:49:59,196 --> 00:50:00,597 Did you get the extension cord? 1096 00:50:00,630 --> 00:50:02,465 - Shit. It's in my car. 1097 00:50:02,499 --> 00:50:04,100 - Well, we can go get it, right? 1098 00:50:04,133 --> 00:50:05,135 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Come on, guys, 1099 00:50:05,168 --> 00:50:06,202 you gotta get a move on. 1100 00:50:06,235 --> 00:50:07,403 The soccer fans are waiting. 1101 00:50:07,437 --> 00:50:09,172 - Oh, okay. Then we'll-- then we'll just project. 1102 00:50:09,206 --> 00:50:10,207 We'll project. Yeah, we got this. 1103 00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:11,107 - Yeah. Yeah, okay. - We got this. 1104 00:50:11,140 --> 00:50:12,909 Come on. Come on. - Okay. 1105 00:50:12,942 --> 00:50:14,477 - Okay. - All right. Yeah. 1106 00:50:14,511 --> 00:50:16,146 both: We fly. 1107 00:50:17,947 --> 00:50:20,017 - Come on. Let's do this thing. 1108 00:50:23,019 --> 00:50:25,889 - All right, Tad Galkins 1109 00:50:25,922 --> 00:50:29,959 soccer/frisbee golf Memorial Field! 1110 00:50:29,993 --> 00:50:32,428 Nothing will prepare you for... 1111 00:50:32,462 --> 00:50:33,964 - Frock Swap! 1112 00:50:33,997 --> 00:50:35,965 both: Pineapple, hell no 1113 00:50:35,998 --> 00:50:38,634 If you really like it, it's time to go 1114 00:50:38,668 --> 00:50:40,704 [silence] 1115 00:50:42,772 --> 00:50:45,642 Whoa, what? Pineapple, oh, no 1116 00:50:45,675 --> 00:50:46,809 If you really like it 1117 00:50:46,843 --> 00:50:49,045 [silence] 1118 00:50:49,079 --> 00:50:52,715 Hell no, if you really like it, it's time to go 1119 00:50:52,748 --> 00:50:54,918 Pineapple, hell no 1120 00:50:54,951 --> 00:50:57,821 If you really like it, it's time to go 1121 00:50:57,854 --> 00:50:58,954 - What you doing today? 1122 00:50:58,988 --> 00:51:02,025 [silence] 1123 00:51:02,058 --> 00:51:04,060 - Whoop! - Should we get some pizza? 1124 00:51:04,094 --> 00:51:05,362 - Brrr-ah! - Sure. 1125 00:51:05,395 --> 00:51:07,030 Let's get some pizza. - Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew-- 1126 00:51:07,063 --> 00:51:08,098 - I'm calling up. 1127 00:51:08,131 --> 00:51:09,765 [phones buzzing and chiming] 1128 00:51:09,799 --> 00:51:12,302 [indistinct chatter] 1129 00:51:12,335 --> 00:51:15,171 - Mushrooms. And some pineapple too, maybe. 1130 00:51:15,204 --> 00:51:16,339 I don't know. - Maybe? 1131 00:51:16,372 --> 00:51:17,940 [indistinct chatter] - Yeah, maybe. 1132 00:51:17,974 --> 00:51:20,010 Maybe that's what I want. Yeah! 1133 00:51:20,043 --> 00:51:21,578 Pineapple, hell no, if you really-- 1134 00:51:21,611 --> 00:51:22,912 - Hey, cut the music. - If you really-- 1135 00:51:22,945 --> 00:51:24,848 what, what, what? 1136 00:51:26,215 --> 00:51:28,017 - What's going on? 1137 00:51:28,050 --> 00:51:29,786 - Mrs. Wheeler's husband died. 1138 00:51:31,454 --> 00:51:34,290 - Wow, um-- - Breaking news. 1139 00:51:34,324 --> 00:51:37,427 Accused murder suspect Helen Wheeler's husband, 1140 00:51:37,460 --> 00:51:39,596 George Wheeler, has just died. 1141 00:51:39,629 --> 00:51:42,332 No word yet on cause of death, but things just seem 1142 00:51:42,365 --> 00:51:46,136 to get curiouser and curiouser for Mrs. Helen Wheeler. 1143 00:51:47,270 --> 00:51:48,438 - Ladies and gentlemen. - Wait. 1144 00:51:48,472 --> 00:51:49,372 - It's not on. 1145 00:51:49,405 --> 00:51:50,473 - No, it doesn't work. - No, it's not on. 1146 00:51:50,507 --> 00:51:52,109 - Ladies and gentlemen... - It's not-- 1147 00:51:52,142 --> 00:51:53,542 - I think it is appropriate that we take a moment 1148 00:51:53,576 --> 00:51:58,181 of silence in remembrance of George Wheeler. 1149 00:52:00,750 --> 00:52:03,620 That's enough. Okay, game on! 1150 00:52:03,653 --> 00:52:04,554 Let's do this. - Um-- 1151 00:52:04,587 --> 00:52:06,690 - I mean, our performance wasn't so bad. 1152 00:52:06,723 --> 00:52:07,857 Come on. - Yeah. 1153 00:52:07,891 --> 00:52:09,959 The ref liked it, Tanner. 1154 00:52:09,992 --> 00:52:13,230 - He's cool. He does the worm. 1155 00:52:14,764 --> 00:52:16,633 - Sure. 1156 00:52:16,666 --> 00:52:20,069 - Look, I know what you're worried about, okay? 1157 00:52:20,102 --> 00:52:22,705 And you don't gotta stress out about that. 1158 00:52:22,738 --> 00:52:25,775 It's just some weird, crappy coincidence. 1159 00:52:25,808 --> 00:52:27,310 - No. 1160 00:52:27,343 --> 00:52:28,911 I'm gonna tell Wheeler everything. 1161 00:52:28,944 --> 00:52:30,480 - No, man. We can't. 1162 00:52:30,513 --> 00:52:33,182 Like, seriously, don't worry about it. 1163 00:52:33,216 --> 00:52:35,518 It's not your fault. Wheeler's in the wrong here. 1164 00:52:35,552 --> 00:52:38,221 In fact, it might have been karma, you know? 1165 00:52:38,254 --> 00:52:40,257 'Cause Wheeler failed you for no reason. 1166 00:52:40,290 --> 00:52:42,925 And that's effed up. She shouldn't have done that. 1167 00:52:42,959 --> 00:52:44,394 - Tanner, I-- - Am I right? 1168 00:52:44,427 --> 00:52:46,329 You're fine. - I cheated on the test. 1169 00:52:48,798 --> 00:52:50,800 - What? 1170 00:52:50,833 --> 00:52:53,936 - I'm the cheater. Okay? 1171 00:52:53,970 --> 00:52:55,305 My scholarship was riding on it. 1172 00:52:55,338 --> 00:52:57,606 My whole life banked on it. 1173 00:52:57,640 --> 00:53:01,678 I needed an A on my midterms, so I cheated. 1174 00:53:01,711 --> 00:53:04,447 - Why didn't you just tell me that, bro? 1175 00:53:04,481 --> 00:53:05,615 - You wouldn't understand. 1176 00:53:05,648 --> 00:53:08,118 - Bro, it's not about the cheating. 1177 00:53:08,151 --> 00:53:10,253 It's about the fact that you lied to me 1178 00:53:10,287 --> 00:53:12,389 and I'm your best friend, dude. 1179 00:53:12,422 --> 00:53:14,423 I went to war for you. 1180 00:53:14,457 --> 00:53:15,991 - And I didn't ask you to. 1181 00:53:16,025 --> 00:53:17,526 - You didn't ask me to? - No. 1182 00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:19,728 - Dude, you're always like this. 1183 00:53:19,762 --> 00:53:22,966 You always make me do the dirty work for you. 1184 00:53:22,999 --> 00:53:24,500 And you used me, bro. 1185 00:53:24,534 --> 00:53:26,602 - Oh, I used you? - Yeah, you used me, 1186 00:53:26,636 --> 00:53:29,605 'cause you're too perfect to do anything for yourself. 1187 00:53:29,638 --> 00:53:31,608 - Tanner, Miss "Oh, I'm too cool for school. 1188 00:53:31,641 --> 00:53:33,175 "I could go to any college I want. 1189 00:53:33,209 --> 00:53:34,477 "I'm so smart. But you know what? 1190 00:53:34,511 --> 00:53:36,746 "I'm so scared of failure that I don't even try. 1191 00:53:36,779 --> 00:53:38,147 Okay, I sit on my ass all day and wait--" 1192 00:53:38,181 --> 00:53:40,950 - I just sit on my ass all day and do nothing? 1193 00:53:40,984 --> 00:53:43,152 Bro, look at what I did for you. 1194 00:53:43,186 --> 00:53:44,120 - Yeah, and look where are now. 1195 00:53:44,153 --> 00:53:45,287 - For you. - Okay, I tell you, 1196 00:53:45,321 --> 00:53:46,423 this is a bad idea. 1197 00:53:46,456 --> 00:53:47,790 "Let's not do this. Let's not do this." 1198 00:53:47,824 --> 00:53:48,758 But what do you do? 1199 00:53:48,791 --> 00:53:49,793 You do it anyway. Okay? 1200 00:53:49,826 --> 00:53:50,727 Because you care more 1201 00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:53,930 about having fun than-- than being safe, 1202 00:53:53,963 --> 00:53:55,364 than being careful and planning 1203 00:53:55,398 --> 00:53:56,599 shit out for your future. 1204 00:53:56,632 --> 00:53:57,901 Okay, I wanna go places. - I get that... 1205 00:53:57,934 --> 00:53:59,435 - I wanna go to college. - You didn't wanna do that. 1206 00:53:59,468 --> 00:54:02,238 - I wanna do what my dad would be happy about, okay? 1207 00:54:02,272 --> 00:54:03,540 But all you wanna do is stay here 1208 00:54:03,573 --> 00:54:05,074 and I can't do that forever, Tanner. 1209 00:54:05,107 --> 00:54:06,809 We can't do this "we fly" shit forever. 1210 00:54:06,843 --> 00:54:10,446 - Dude, we spent our whole lives doing Frock Swap. 1211 00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:12,982 - We're not fucking 12, Tanner. 1212 00:54:13,015 --> 00:54:16,019 [soft dramatic music] 1213 00:54:20,924 --> 00:54:22,692 - You know what? 1214 00:54:22,725 --> 00:54:23,793 - What? 1215 00:54:23,826 --> 00:54:26,896 - You're the shittiest friend in the whole world. 1216 00:54:26,930 --> 00:54:27,864 - Oh, I'm a shitty friend? 1217 00:54:27,897 --> 00:54:29,498 - This is what I get for trying to help you. 1218 00:54:29,531 --> 00:54:30,533 You don't even say thank you. 1219 00:54:30,566 --> 00:54:33,536 You're such a selfish asshole, man. 1220 00:54:33,570 --> 00:54:35,138 - Me? - Yes, you're making this 1221 00:54:35,171 --> 00:54:36,672 whole thing about you. 1222 00:54:36,706 --> 00:54:38,941 I was doing this because I was trying to help you. 1223 00:54:38,975 --> 00:54:40,009 - Oh, and look where it got us. 1224 00:54:40,043 --> 00:54:42,212 - Well, you know what? If you told me the truth, 1225 00:54:42,245 --> 00:54:44,046 maybe this wouldn't have happened. 1226 00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:45,148 - Okay, I'm done, Tanner. 1227 00:54:45,181 --> 00:54:48,651 - No, I'm done first. 1228 00:54:48,685 --> 00:54:50,754 Selfish prick. 1229 00:55:07,036 --> 00:55:09,271 - Hey, did you eat? 1230 00:55:09,305 --> 00:55:10,907 - Not hungry. 1231 00:55:10,940 --> 00:55:12,309 - Where's Tanner? 1232 00:55:13,076 --> 00:55:14,777 - I don't want to talk about it. 1233 00:55:14,811 --> 00:55:15,979 - Understood. 1234 00:55:17,247 --> 00:55:18,748 Ben, things happen. 1235 00:55:19,782 --> 00:55:22,319 Apologies always make me feel better. 1236 00:55:26,322 --> 00:55:29,458 Hey, bring flowers. 1237 00:55:29,492 --> 00:55:32,261 Women like flowers. 1238 00:55:32,295 --> 00:55:35,498 [tense music] 1239 00:55:53,149 --> 00:55:55,185 - What do you want? 1240 00:55:55,218 --> 00:55:57,554 - I'm so sorry about your husband. 1241 00:56:00,190 --> 00:56:01,691 - Is that it? 1242 00:56:02,926 --> 00:56:04,427 - Can I talk to you? 1243 00:56:11,300 --> 00:56:14,270 [door creaks open] 1244 00:56:14,304 --> 00:56:17,507 [eerie music] 1245 00:56:49,672 --> 00:56:51,474 Wow. 1246 00:56:51,507 --> 00:56:53,576 - What did you expect? 1247 00:56:58,814 --> 00:57:01,050 - I--I don't know what I was expecting. 1248 00:57:01,083 --> 00:57:02,619 - Sit. 1249 00:57:05,789 --> 00:57:07,389 - Your gloves. 1250 00:57:07,423 --> 00:57:11,260 - Oh, yes. Keeps the students guessing, 1251 00:57:11,294 --> 00:57:13,363 and I love it when they squirm. 1252 00:57:13,396 --> 00:57:15,899 [laughs] 1253 00:57:18,334 --> 00:57:22,705 So I've had hundreds of students in my life, 1254 00:57:22,738 --> 00:57:27,777 but this is the first time I've ever had one in my house. 1255 00:57:27,811 --> 00:57:28,644 - That's awful. 1256 00:57:28,677 --> 00:57:30,313 - Oh, no, no, no, no. I understand. 1257 00:57:30,346 --> 00:57:32,414 You know, they all think I'm a monster 1258 00:57:32,448 --> 00:57:34,249 or a villain or a dragon. 1259 00:57:34,283 --> 00:57:36,152 I get it. 1260 00:57:36,185 --> 00:57:37,754 - Wow. Um... 1261 00:57:39,221 --> 00:57:43,459 You know, I'm--I'm really sorry you can't teach anymore. 1262 00:57:43,493 --> 00:57:46,996 - I appreciate that. 1263 00:57:47,029 --> 00:57:49,198 I like you. 1264 00:57:49,232 --> 00:57:50,500 - Me? I-- 1265 00:57:50,533 --> 00:57:53,569 - You know, you're one of my favorites, Mr. Palmer. 1266 00:57:53,603 --> 00:57:57,039 That's why I was so tough on you. 1267 00:57:57,072 --> 00:58:01,110 I needed to know whether you were gonna bend or break. 1268 00:58:01,143 --> 00:58:02,378 - Wow. Um... 1269 00:58:02,412 --> 00:58:06,382 - You have to understand that the thrill of teaching for me 1270 00:58:06,415 --> 00:58:09,419 is pushing my students to their limits 1271 00:58:09,452 --> 00:58:11,520 to see how far they will go. 1272 00:58:11,554 --> 00:58:14,557 I mean, some rise to the challenges that I pose, 1273 00:58:14,590 --> 00:58:18,261 and others disappear. 1274 00:58:23,266 --> 00:58:26,302 - So what are you gonna do now? 1275 00:58:26,335 --> 00:58:28,838 - Well, I spent every summer vacation 1276 00:58:28,871 --> 00:58:31,373 on the back of George's motorcycle 1277 00:58:31,407 --> 00:58:33,876 crisscrossing the country. 1278 00:58:33,909 --> 00:58:39,115 Actually, it would be a nice way to retire, 1279 00:58:39,148 --> 00:58:40,917 except that, uh... 1280 00:58:43,619 --> 00:58:46,656 I can't do that anymore. 1281 00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:53,462 - Mrs. Wheeler, I-- I have something to tell you. 1282 00:58:53,496 --> 00:58:56,699 - I know. - You know? 1283 00:58:58,567 --> 00:59:00,570 - You are the cheater. 1284 00:59:02,071 --> 00:59:04,406 - I am. 1285 00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:05,975 Wait, how--how'd you know? 1286 00:59:06,008 --> 00:59:09,845 - Janitor Joe found a cheat sheet in the trash 1287 00:59:09,878 --> 00:59:14,284 in a folder that was marked "Just in case." 1288 00:59:14,317 --> 00:59:16,586 You really do back up everything. 1289 00:59:18,788 --> 00:59:20,489 - There's actually something else I need to tell you. 1290 00:59:20,522 --> 00:59:21,757 [phone ringing] - Oh. 1291 00:59:21,791 --> 00:59:23,258 That must be the mortuary. 1292 00:59:23,292 --> 00:59:25,995 I'll be right back. 1293 00:59:26,028 --> 00:59:27,797 - Sure. 1294 00:59:46,148 --> 00:59:50,919 Helen Wheeler, you are full of surprises. 1295 00:59:50,953 --> 00:59:52,155 Ugh! 1296 00:59:54,456 --> 00:59:56,025 Shoot. 1297 00:59:57,393 --> 01:00:00,597 [ominous music] 1298 01:00:16,512 --> 01:00:17,814 [huffs] 1299 01:00:17,847 --> 01:00:19,481 - Ben? 1300 01:00:19,514 --> 01:00:21,550 Would you like some lemonade? 1301 01:00:21,584 --> 01:00:23,385 - Wait, what? 1302 01:00:23,419 --> 01:00:25,722 It's cold. 1303 01:00:32,128 --> 01:00:35,131 [dramatic music] 1304 01:00:46,275 --> 01:00:48,444 - Ben? 1305 01:00:48,478 --> 01:00:51,047 [toilet flushes] 1306 01:00:53,516 --> 01:00:54,683 - Sorry. I was in the restroom. 1307 01:00:54,717 --> 01:00:56,319 I couldn't hear you. 1308 01:01:04,127 --> 01:01:06,329 - Ice-cold lemonade. 1309 01:01:07,630 --> 01:01:09,398 - You know, I really should get going. 1310 01:01:09,431 --> 01:01:11,333 It's almost dinnertime. 1311 01:01:11,367 --> 01:01:13,336 - It's 3:00 PM. 1312 01:01:14,636 --> 01:01:16,705 - And I eat early. 1313 01:01:16,739 --> 01:01:18,441 - Mm-hmm. 1314 01:01:18,474 --> 01:01:20,009 - Thank you. 1315 01:01:27,516 --> 01:01:28,918 [door shuts] 1316 01:01:28,951 --> 01:01:29,886 [knocking frantically] 1317 01:01:29,919 --> 01:01:32,354 - All right, I'm coming. 1318 01:01:32,388 --> 01:01:34,390 Jesus Christ. 1319 01:01:36,325 --> 01:01:39,762 - Wheeler's a murderer, like a real murderer for real. 1320 01:01:39,795 --> 01:01:41,297 - God. What the hell? 1321 01:01:41,330 --> 01:01:42,798 - Okay, I found Wayne Lambert's head in her house. 1322 01:01:42,831 --> 01:01:44,366 - Oh, just the head? - Yes. 1323 01:01:44,399 --> 01:01:45,301 - Just the head? - Yes. 1324 01:01:45,334 --> 01:01:46,602 - No body. Just the head. 1325 01:01:46,636 --> 01:01:48,638 - Tanner, I'm not joking. 1326 01:01:48,671 --> 01:01:50,173 Please. 1327 01:01:52,974 --> 01:01:54,510 - I knew it. You know what? 1328 01:01:54,543 --> 01:01:55,944 I knew it, like, deep down, I knew it. 1329 01:01:55,978 --> 01:01:57,446 Let's go call the cops. Let's go. 1330 01:01:57,479 --> 01:01:58,347 - What? - Right now. 1331 01:01:58,380 --> 01:01:59,348 Let's go call the cops. 1332 01:01:59,382 --> 01:02:02,385 [phone ringing] 1333 01:02:03,786 --> 01:02:04,887 - Greenview County PD. 1334 01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:06,255 - I would like to report a murder. 1335 01:02:06,288 --> 01:02:08,824 Helen Wheeler killed Wayne Lambert. 1336 01:02:08,858 --> 01:02:10,092 His head is in her house. 1337 01:02:10,126 --> 01:02:13,062 - Penal code 148.5 makes it illegal 1338 01:02:13,095 --> 01:02:14,964 to falsify a police report, 1339 01:02:14,997 --> 01:02:17,467 punishable by up to six months in jail. 1340 01:02:17,500 --> 01:02:19,334 If that sounds comfortable to you. 1341 01:02:19,368 --> 01:02:20,836 - No, I'm not lying. 1342 01:02:20,870 --> 01:02:22,872 My friend saw the head. - Yeah. Yeah. It's true. 1343 01:02:22,905 --> 01:02:25,174 It's Wayne Lambert. His head is in her house. 1344 01:02:25,207 --> 01:02:28,111 - Oh, wow. Oof. That sounds really crazy. 1345 01:02:28,144 --> 01:02:31,580 Only except they found Wayne Lambert this morning. 1346 01:02:31,613 --> 01:02:32,982 - What? 1347 01:02:34,517 --> 01:02:35,951 - Yeah, uh, it's all over the news. 1348 01:02:35,984 --> 01:02:38,487 Maybe you should turn on the television. 1349 01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:39,922 Stop prank calling the station. 1350 01:02:39,955 --> 01:02:41,257 Okay, 'cause we need this line open. 1351 01:02:41,290 --> 01:02:43,960 There could be an actual emergency. 1352 01:02:45,161 --> 01:02:48,764 - Mr. Lambert, how difficult was it to leave the cult? 1353 01:02:48,797 --> 01:02:51,734 - I just kind of, like, walked away. 1354 01:02:51,767 --> 01:02:53,169 I mean, they don't know that I'm gone. 1355 01:02:53,202 --> 01:02:54,570 It's like everything good about NXIVM... 1356 01:02:54,603 --> 01:02:56,371 - Dude, this is impossible. - Mixed with Heaven's Gate, 1357 01:02:56,405 --> 01:02:57,639 but keto. 1358 01:02:57,673 --> 01:02:59,641 - You heard it here first, folks. 1359 01:02:59,675 --> 01:03:01,944 Wayne Lambert is alive and well. 1360 01:03:01,978 --> 01:03:03,812 Was there something else? - Yeah, you should come. 1361 01:03:03,846 --> 01:03:05,714 - Oh, thank you. - It was his head. 1362 01:03:05,747 --> 01:03:06,915 - I feel like you'd be really good at yoga. 1363 01:03:06,949 --> 01:03:08,351 - This doesn't make any sense. - I, for one, 1364 01:03:08,384 --> 01:03:09,951 believe the residents of West Greenview 1365 01:03:09,985 --> 01:03:13,589 owe Ms. Wheeler a huge apology. 1366 01:03:13,622 --> 01:03:14,890 - Thank you very much, Debbie. 1367 01:03:14,923 --> 01:03:16,225 Well, you heard it here, folks. 1368 01:03:16,258 --> 01:03:20,195 Wayne Lambert alive and well, or at least just alive. 1369 01:03:20,228 --> 01:03:23,065 Wasn't that far away-- - Oh, my gosh. 1370 01:03:23,098 --> 01:03:24,267 - Dude. 1371 01:03:24,300 --> 01:03:27,002 - What? - Look. 1372 01:03:27,036 --> 01:03:28,671 - Wheeler's off the hook. 1373 01:03:28,704 --> 01:03:30,672 The Internet has turned. It's turned. 1374 01:03:30,706 --> 01:03:32,174 - But how? 1375 01:03:32,208 --> 01:03:34,109 - Everyone thinks Wheeler's innocent. 1376 01:03:34,142 --> 01:03:35,844 - Well, do your thing. Make the web. 1377 01:03:35,878 --> 01:03:37,446 - No, man. No one's gonna buy that. 1378 01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:38,614 Everyone thinks it's fake. 1379 01:03:38,648 --> 01:03:40,282 - But it's not fake, not anymore. 1380 01:03:40,315 --> 01:03:41,517 - All right. I hate to say this right now, 1381 01:03:41,550 --> 01:03:44,586 but this is exactly what I said would happen. 1382 01:03:44,619 --> 01:03:46,054 You know, back when we thought 1383 01:03:46,088 --> 01:03:47,923 we were framing an innocent woman. 1384 01:03:47,957 --> 01:03:49,191 Simpler times. 1385 01:03:49,224 --> 01:03:52,794 - Yeah, but I saw it. Okay, the head. 1386 01:03:52,828 --> 01:03:54,663 I guess I finally cracked. 1387 01:03:54,697 --> 01:03:56,265 I'm hallucinating. - Wait a second. 1388 01:03:56,298 --> 01:03:58,200 Philip did mention missing students. 1389 01:03:58,234 --> 01:04:00,836 Just let me see the open missing person cases. 1390 01:04:00,870 --> 01:04:02,238 - Philip's livestreaming. 1391 01:04:02,271 --> 01:04:03,972 - Looks like Wayne Lambert pulled a "Wild, Wild Country." 1392 01:04:04,006 --> 01:04:05,741 He joined a cult two towns over. 1393 01:04:05,775 --> 01:04:07,610 - Some of 'em are almost 40 years old. 1394 01:04:07,643 --> 01:04:10,012 - I knew there'd be more than one twist to this story, 1395 01:04:10,046 --> 01:04:11,981 but could it really be the end of it? 1396 01:04:12,014 --> 01:04:13,782 - Let me just cross-reference that. 1397 01:04:13,816 --> 01:04:15,150 Bam. 1398 01:04:15,184 --> 01:04:17,319 Eight missing West Greenview High students. 1399 01:04:17,353 --> 01:04:18,921 And they all have one thing in common. 1400 01:04:18,954 --> 01:04:20,923 They all took Wheeler. 1401 01:04:24,893 --> 01:04:26,662 - So that wasn't Wayne's head. 1402 01:04:26,695 --> 01:04:28,663 That was one of theirs. 1403 01:04:28,697 --> 01:04:30,066 - Mm-hmm. 1404 01:04:33,469 --> 01:04:35,470 - What are we gonna do? 1405 01:04:35,504 --> 01:04:38,808 [school bell rings] 1406 01:04:38,841 --> 01:04:40,142 - All right. We need real evidence, 1407 01:04:40,175 --> 01:04:41,410 and it's all in that house. 1408 01:04:41,444 --> 01:04:43,112 - Okay, so how do we get it? How do we stop her? 1409 01:04:43,145 --> 01:04:44,213 I don't know. I mean, 1410 01:04:44,246 --> 01:04:45,948 sooner or later, she has to leave, right? 1411 01:04:45,981 --> 01:04:47,049 We could just break in. 1412 01:04:47,082 --> 01:04:48,918 What if she has moved the head by now? 1413 01:04:48,951 --> 01:04:51,320 - Why? It's not like she knows you know. 1414 01:04:51,354 --> 01:04:52,955 - She doesn't know that you know. 1415 01:04:52,989 --> 01:04:54,189 - So as long as she doesn't know 1416 01:04:54,223 --> 01:04:56,858 that we both know, we'll be fine. 1417 01:04:56,892 --> 01:04:58,160 - Okay. Yeah. 1418 01:04:58,193 --> 01:05:01,163 - Last week was a crazy time here at West Greenview. 1419 01:05:01,197 --> 01:05:04,867 Accusations were cast, suspicions were flamed. 1420 01:05:04,900 --> 01:05:08,404 People jumped to ludicrous conclusions. 1421 01:05:08,437 --> 01:05:13,809 I think everyone owes Mrs. Wheeler 1422 01:05:13,842 --> 01:05:16,178 an apology. 1423 01:05:16,211 --> 01:05:19,581 The board has reinstated Mrs. Wheeler. 1424 01:05:19,614 --> 01:05:23,318 So hopefully we can put this whole ugliness behind us, 1425 01:05:23,352 --> 01:05:26,055 drop any wrongful termination lawsuits 1426 01:05:26,088 --> 01:05:27,456 that might be pending, 1427 01:05:27,490 --> 01:05:28,891 and just pretend like it-- 1428 01:05:28,924 --> 01:05:31,760 like it didn't happen in the first place. 1429 01:05:31,793 --> 01:05:38,100 Mrs. Wheeler, I'll leave you to it. 1430 01:05:41,136 --> 01:05:43,072 - Bet you've missed me. 1431 01:05:43,105 --> 01:05:45,207 [laughs] Well, don't worry. 1432 01:05:45,240 --> 01:05:48,410 You're in for a real treat. 1433 01:05:48,443 --> 01:05:49,812 Mr. Palmer. 1434 01:05:49,845 --> 01:05:51,347 [students gasping] 1435 01:05:52,948 --> 01:05:55,484 Yes, you, stand up against the wall. 1436 01:05:57,085 --> 01:06:00,089 Can you do it a little faster, please? 1437 01:06:00,122 --> 01:06:01,490 I will now demonstrate 1438 01:06:01,523 --> 01:06:05,161 the conservation of mechanical energy. 1439 01:06:07,696 --> 01:06:11,800 So when I release the ball, 1440 01:06:11,833 --> 01:06:14,369 it creates a pendulum effect. 1441 01:06:14,402 --> 01:06:18,207 It swings from gravitational potential energy 1442 01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:21,377 to kinetic energy and back. 1443 01:06:25,981 --> 01:06:28,517 Do you trust physics, Mr. Palmer? 1444 01:06:28,550 --> 01:06:29,986 - No, wait. 1445 01:06:32,921 --> 01:06:34,990 [all oohing] 1446 01:06:35,024 --> 01:06:36,792 [laughter] 1447 01:06:36,826 --> 01:06:38,494 - Yeah, science! 1448 01:06:38,527 --> 01:06:40,196 - Whoo! 1449 01:06:45,934 --> 01:06:47,903 And she was like this-- - Yeah. 1450 01:06:47,936 --> 01:06:49,037 - This close from, like & - I know. 1451 01:06:49,071 --> 01:06:50,305 - Bashing my head in. - I know. 1452 01:06:50,339 --> 01:06:51,506 You told me all about it. 1453 01:06:51,540 --> 01:06:52,708 - You should have seen the look in her eyes. 1454 01:06:52,742 --> 01:06:54,009 - No one believes us, all right? 1455 01:06:54,043 --> 01:06:55,277 We have to do this. 1456 01:06:55,311 --> 01:06:59,515 We have to prove to everyone that she's a killer. 1457 01:07:00,949 --> 01:07:02,684 - I don't know about this, Tanner. 1458 01:07:02,717 --> 01:07:04,720 - What? - This, okay? 1459 01:07:04,753 --> 01:07:05,955 I'm scared. 1460 01:07:05,988 --> 01:07:08,190 - I'm scared too, bro. 1461 01:07:09,391 --> 01:07:10,726 - I think I'm gonna throw up. 1462 01:07:12,928 --> 01:07:15,864 - It's gonna be okay, all right? 1463 01:07:15,898 --> 01:07:17,599 - Promise? - Yeah. 1464 01:07:17,633 --> 01:07:18,834 It's gonna be okay. 1465 01:07:18,867 --> 01:07:20,403 - Okay. 1466 01:07:22,270 --> 01:07:24,707 - You know, it'd be nice if you said it back. 1467 01:07:26,107 --> 01:07:28,143 - It's gonna be okay. - All right. Thanks. 1468 01:07:28,177 --> 01:07:29,512 - It's gonna be okay. - Jeez. 1469 01:07:29,545 --> 01:07:30,746 Is that so much to ask? 1470 01:07:30,779 --> 01:07:32,781 - It's gonna be okay. - Yeah. It's gonna be okay. 1471 01:07:32,814 --> 01:07:34,082 - All right. Okay. 1472 01:07:34,116 --> 01:07:37,319 [suspenseful music] 1473 01:07:45,661 --> 01:07:48,564 God, this is taking so long. 1474 01:07:52,968 --> 01:07:54,336 Tanner, wake up. - What? I was up. 1475 01:07:54,369 --> 01:07:55,837 - Why are you sleeping? - I was totally up. 1476 01:07:55,871 --> 01:07:57,906 - Shh. - My eyes were--sorry. 1477 01:07:57,940 --> 01:07:59,741 - Tell me the plan again. 1478 01:07:59,774 --> 01:08:01,510 - [sighs] Your mom. 1479 01:08:01,544 --> 01:08:03,546 - Oh, yeah. I think she's working the overnight shift. 1480 01:08:03,579 --> 01:08:04,879 I'll give her a text to let her know 1481 01:08:04,913 --> 01:08:05,948 I'm staying at your place. 1482 01:08:05,981 --> 01:08:07,849 - No, dude. Your mom. 1483 01:08:07,883 --> 01:08:09,985 What is she doing here? - What? 1484 01:08:10,018 --> 01:08:12,587 I'll call her. - Yeah. 1485 01:08:12,621 --> 01:08:14,990 [phone trilling] 1486 01:08:15,023 --> 01:08:16,826 - Pick up, pick up, pick up. 1487 01:08:19,194 --> 01:08:20,795 - Sh-- it's Wheeler. 1488 01:08:20,829 --> 01:08:22,431 - Oh, no. 1489 01:08:48,924 --> 01:08:50,626 She left the door open. 1490 01:09:03,405 --> 01:09:08,077 - Mr. Palmer, Ms. Tanner. Trouble always comes in pairs. 1491 01:09:08,110 --> 01:09:11,546 We've been expecting you. Please, have a seat. 1492 01:09:11,580 --> 01:09:13,949 - Mom, can we talk to you outside? 1493 01:09:13,983 --> 01:09:16,152 - Ben, don't be rude. Sit down. 1494 01:09:20,622 --> 01:09:23,325 [tea kettle whistling] - Oh, I'll be just a minute. 1495 01:09:31,767 --> 01:09:34,103 - She's a murderer. She's got heads in the closet. 1496 01:09:34,136 --> 01:09:35,003 - Okay, we have to get out of here. 1497 01:09:35,036 --> 01:09:36,071 Do not drink any-- 1498 01:09:36,104 --> 01:09:38,173 - I am so disappointed in both of you. 1499 01:09:38,207 --> 01:09:39,174 Cheating? 1500 01:09:39,208 --> 01:09:40,942 Mrs. Wheeler told me everything. 1501 01:09:40,975 --> 01:09:42,277 - No-- - And Tanner, I know 1502 01:09:42,310 --> 01:09:44,412 that you think this is fun and games, but it's fraud. 1503 01:09:44,446 --> 01:09:46,081 You guys framed an innocent woman. 1504 01:09:46,114 --> 01:09:47,983 - But Mom-- - Sit down and be quiet. 1505 01:09:48,017 --> 01:09:49,117 I am trying to smooth everything over 1506 01:09:49,151 --> 01:09:51,120 so you don't get expelled or arrested. 1507 01:09:51,153 --> 01:09:53,455 - Mom, no-- - I don't wanna hear it. 1508 01:09:55,357 --> 01:09:57,125 - Watch her every move. 1509 01:09:57,159 --> 01:09:59,361 - I ain't drinking that poison, yo. 1510 01:10:00,763 --> 01:10:03,732 [eerie music] 1511 01:10:17,546 --> 01:10:20,382 - So... 1512 01:10:20,415 --> 01:10:23,652 you know, your mother was in my class once upon a time. 1513 01:10:23,685 --> 01:10:26,955 - Your AP physics. That was my gateway science. 1514 01:10:26,989 --> 01:10:30,158 Then I took anatomy, and that led me to nursing. 1515 01:10:30,191 --> 01:10:31,627 - Oh, Julia. 1516 01:10:31,660 --> 01:10:33,695 - Julie. - Julie. 1517 01:10:33,729 --> 01:10:36,698 Oh, Julie, you're one of the good ones. 1518 01:10:36,732 --> 01:10:38,733 Like your son. 1519 01:10:38,767 --> 01:10:41,136 He came to see me the other day with flowers 1520 01:10:41,170 --> 01:10:45,406 for my George. 1521 01:10:45,440 --> 01:10:49,411 - Well, we know how hard it is to lose someone. 1522 01:10:49,444 --> 01:10:52,548 - Oh, he was-- he was magnificent. 1523 01:10:52,581 --> 01:10:56,451 What a guy. We shared everything. 1524 01:10:56,485 --> 01:10:59,455 - Everything, including hobbies? 1525 01:11:00,722 --> 01:11:02,891 - [laughs] Really. 1526 01:11:02,924 --> 01:11:06,495 You know, even the happily married woman has her secrets. 1527 01:11:06,528 --> 01:11:08,897 I mean, we must have a little mystery 1528 01:11:08,931 --> 01:11:12,835 to keep the romance going, if you know what I mean. 1529 01:11:12,868 --> 01:11:17,739 Oh, what are we waiting for? 1530 01:11:17,772 --> 01:11:19,508 Salute. 1531 01:11:26,848 --> 01:11:28,216 - No! - Benji! 1532 01:11:28,249 --> 01:11:31,153 - Um--um, I have to go to the restroom. 1533 01:11:31,186 --> 01:11:34,857 - I also have to go to the restroom. 1534 01:11:34,890 --> 01:11:38,026 - So just put the tea down, 1535 01:11:38,060 --> 01:11:39,627 wait for us to come back, 1536 01:11:39,661 --> 01:11:42,898 and we can all enjoy tea together. 1537 01:11:42,931 --> 01:11:44,600 Please. 1538 01:11:47,469 --> 01:11:49,771 - It's down the hallway on the right. 1539 01:11:49,805 --> 01:11:52,307 Not the left. 1540 01:11:52,341 --> 01:11:55,544 [dramatic music] 1541 01:11:59,114 --> 01:12:00,983 - Shit. 1542 01:12:04,686 --> 01:12:06,354 both: Dude. - We don't have long, 1543 01:12:06,388 --> 01:12:07,622 and we need a plan. 1544 01:12:07,656 --> 01:12:08,790 - Okay, I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think. 1545 01:12:08,823 --> 01:12:10,792 - I mean, even your mom loves Wheeler now. 1546 01:12:10,825 --> 01:12:12,627 - Okay, we could livestream our own murders, 1547 01:12:12,660 --> 01:12:13,962 and people would still think it's fake. 1548 01:12:13,995 --> 01:12:15,663 - Okay. That's a bad idea. 1549 01:12:15,697 --> 01:12:17,266 Um, let me think. Let me think. 1550 01:12:17,299 --> 01:12:18,733 Ooh! It seems like we need someone 1551 01:12:18,767 --> 01:12:20,703 with a big mouth with bolt cutters. 1552 01:12:20,736 --> 01:12:21,770 - What? - Right? 1553 01:12:21,804 --> 01:12:23,271 - No. No, no, no. We have to get out the truth-- 1554 01:12:23,305 --> 01:12:25,507 the whole truth. 1555 01:12:25,540 --> 01:12:28,076 - Ah, I got it. - What? 1556 01:12:28,110 --> 01:12:30,178 - I got an idea. 1557 01:12:30,212 --> 01:12:31,446 [phone trilling] 1558 01:12:31,480 --> 01:12:33,748 - You know, it's really rude to FaceTime someone 1559 01:12:33,782 --> 01:12:34,950 with no warning. 1560 01:12:34,983 --> 01:12:37,286 You're lucky I picked up. - No, shut up and listen. 1561 01:12:37,319 --> 01:12:38,687 We framed Wheeler. Okay? 1562 01:12:38,720 --> 01:12:41,957 I started the conspiracy theory with dummy accounts. 1563 01:12:41,990 --> 01:12:43,725 - Yeah, and I cheated on the physics midterm, okay? 1564 01:12:43,759 --> 01:12:45,193 And Wheeler was gonna fail the whole class, 1565 01:12:45,227 --> 01:12:46,194 so I wanted revenge. 1566 01:12:46,227 --> 01:12:47,696 - Okay. 1567 01:12:47,729 --> 01:12:49,164 Ew. Where are you guys right now? 1568 01:12:49,197 --> 01:12:50,999 - Okay, Philip, we don't have long. 1569 01:12:51,032 --> 01:12:53,535 If you want an exclusive access to our full confession, 1570 01:12:53,568 --> 01:12:54,937 you have to come over here right now. 1571 01:12:54,970 --> 01:12:56,437 - And we have real evidence. 1572 01:12:56,471 --> 01:12:58,574 Okay. Trust me. I'm gonna send you the address 1573 01:12:58,607 --> 01:12:59,640 and bring bolt cutters. 1574 01:12:59,674 --> 01:13:02,411 - Bolt cutters? Kinky. I'm in. 1575 01:13:03,479 --> 01:13:04,446 - Oh, my God. 1576 01:13:04,480 --> 01:13:06,247 Just shut up and come over here. 1577 01:13:06,281 --> 01:13:07,715 - Okay. Okay. 1578 01:13:07,749 --> 01:13:09,317 This will work. This will work. 1579 01:13:09,350 --> 01:13:11,053 We just got to make sure Wheeler's distracted 1580 01:13:11,086 --> 01:13:12,321 for a bit longer, right? 1581 01:13:12,354 --> 01:13:13,455 - Yeah. - Okay. 1582 01:13:13,488 --> 01:13:14,756 - All right. - Hey, Tanner. 1583 01:13:14,789 --> 01:13:16,758 - Yeah. 1584 01:13:16,791 --> 01:13:19,495 - I appreciate you believing me about all this. 1585 01:13:20,729 --> 01:13:21,763 Ow. 1586 01:13:21,797 --> 01:13:23,531 - Dude, of course. This is a murderer. 1587 01:13:23,564 --> 01:13:25,868 It beats whatever dumb fight we were having. 1588 01:13:27,269 --> 01:13:29,671 - Okay. - Wait. 1589 01:13:29,704 --> 01:13:32,541 Promise me that you'll do the summer mini-tour with me. 1590 01:13:35,343 --> 01:13:37,045 - We fly. 1591 01:13:42,017 --> 01:13:44,252 Mom? Mom. 1592 01:13:44,285 --> 01:13:47,288 - Can we drop the silly façade now? 1593 01:13:47,322 --> 01:13:48,923 - What did you do to her? 1594 01:13:48,957 --> 01:13:51,393 - I don't think she's gonna wake up for a while. 1595 01:13:51,426 --> 01:13:53,028 She'll probably forget our conversation 1596 01:13:53,061 --> 01:13:56,598 about how troubled you and Ms. Tanner are, 1597 01:13:56,632 --> 01:14:03,672 and how I fear you might harm yourselves or become runaways. 1598 01:14:03,705 --> 01:14:06,641 I'll have to remind her. 1599 01:14:06,675 --> 01:14:08,243 - You know what? It's two on one, 1600 01:14:08,276 --> 01:14:11,146 and we didn't drink any of your tea. 1601 01:14:11,180 --> 01:14:15,717 - Now, what made you think that I did anything... 1602 01:14:17,886 --> 01:14:18,987 To the tea? 1603 01:14:22,691 --> 01:14:26,094 I love thermodynamics. 1604 01:14:26,127 --> 01:14:30,398 Did you know that you could soak all sorts of chemicals 1605 01:14:30,432 --> 01:14:32,834 through your pores? 1606 01:14:32,867 --> 01:14:38,473 Skin is very, very absorbent. 1607 01:14:38,506 --> 01:14:41,776 Now, I'm aware that some compounds take 1608 01:14:41,810 --> 01:14:44,212 a little more time to take effect. 1609 01:14:44,246 --> 01:14:45,647 [chaotic music] 1610 01:14:45,680 --> 01:14:49,951 [echoing] All sorts of nasty things. 1611 01:14:49,985 --> 01:14:53,021 I should have upped the dosage. 1612 01:14:55,423 --> 01:14:57,259 Can you still feel your legs? 1613 01:14:57,292 --> 01:14:59,527 - [laughing] 1614 01:14:59,561 --> 01:15:02,264 - Sweet dreams. 1615 01:15:06,034 --> 01:15:08,203 - Let's clobber her. 1616 01:15:09,872 --> 01:15:11,406 - Yeah. That's-- 1617 01:15:11,440 --> 01:15:14,375 [eerie music] 1618 01:15:14,409 --> 01:15:15,878 [laughing] 1619 01:15:27,489 --> 01:15:30,225 [rock music blaring] 1620 01:15:44,172 --> 01:15:47,175 [tense music] 1621 01:15:58,452 --> 01:16:01,657 [rock music continues faintly] 1622 01:16:08,430 --> 01:16:09,298 - [grunts] 1623 01:16:15,437 --> 01:16:17,538 Tanner, wake up. 1624 01:16:17,572 --> 01:16:20,309 [panting] 1625 01:16:33,121 --> 01:16:36,291 [rock music blaring] 1626 01:16:36,325 --> 01:16:37,859 [music stops] 1627 01:16:39,261 --> 01:16:41,896 Tanner? Where are we? Tanner, wake up, please. 1628 01:16:41,930 --> 01:16:44,399 - Your little friend is sedated. 1629 01:16:44,432 --> 01:16:46,802 She can barely move her legs. 1630 01:16:57,412 --> 01:16:58,981 [knocking on door] 1631 01:17:00,047 --> 01:17:03,919 You make one sound, I'll take it out on her. 1632 01:17:11,125 --> 01:17:12,728 [door opens] 1633 01:17:14,363 --> 01:17:16,364 - Mrs. Wheeler. 1634 01:17:16,397 --> 01:17:17,832 - Joe. 1635 01:17:17,866 --> 01:17:18,900 - You're here late. 1636 01:17:18,933 --> 01:17:22,204 - Yeah. I'm working on my lesson plan. 1637 01:17:22,237 --> 01:17:23,771 - Oh. - Yeah. 1638 01:17:23,804 --> 01:17:25,440 - Can I get the trash for you? 1639 01:17:25,473 --> 01:17:28,410 - No, won't be necessary. Thank you. 1640 01:17:28,443 --> 01:17:30,278 - [grunting] 1641 01:17:33,114 --> 01:17:37,018 - Hey, um, I just want to say that, uh, 1642 01:17:37,051 --> 01:17:39,354 I feel really badly about everything that happened, 1643 01:17:39,387 --> 01:17:42,990 and, um, I want you to know that I was on your side, 1644 01:17:43,024 --> 01:17:45,560 'cause, you know, you're the best. 1645 01:17:45,593 --> 01:17:48,763 - Well, I--I appreciate that. 1646 01:17:48,797 --> 01:17:51,867 - Don't work too late. You going to the club? 1647 01:17:57,605 --> 01:17:59,707 - Yo, what's up? You've reached Tanner. 1648 01:17:59,741 --> 01:18:00,908 Not here. 1649 01:18:00,942 --> 01:18:03,711 Leave a message and I'll call you back or not. 1650 01:18:03,745 --> 01:18:05,380 - Ha-ha. You got me. 1651 01:18:05,414 --> 01:18:08,216 Really lame prank, though. No one was even home. 1652 01:18:17,558 --> 01:18:19,927 - One last lesson, Mr. Palmer. 1653 01:18:19,961 --> 01:18:22,564 If only you had confessed. 1654 01:18:22,597 --> 01:18:24,532 - Please, Mrs. Wheeler. 1655 01:18:24,565 --> 01:18:26,701 - But you didn't, you little devil. 1656 01:18:26,734 --> 01:18:30,504 You doubled down and framed me for murder. 1657 01:18:30,538 --> 01:18:33,074 I was gonna give you an F. 1658 01:18:33,107 --> 01:18:36,144 Hardly a proportional response, right? 1659 01:18:36,177 --> 01:18:37,578 But you know what? 1660 01:18:37,612 --> 01:18:40,448 You turned the class against me. 1661 01:18:40,481 --> 01:18:42,650 You had me fired. 1662 01:18:42,683 --> 01:18:45,487 And then... 1663 01:18:45,520 --> 01:18:47,956 you found my head. 1664 01:18:49,957 --> 01:18:52,928 You've seen my hall of fame. 1665 01:18:52,961 --> 01:18:57,466 These are the ones who didn't make the cut. 1666 01:18:59,467 --> 01:19:01,136 Now you know my secret. 1667 01:19:03,605 --> 01:19:06,208 - Tanner, Tanner. Tanner, Tanner. 1668 01:19:09,443 --> 01:19:11,179 - Oh, I'm fucked. 1669 01:19:11,213 --> 01:19:12,414 - Hello. - [gasps] 1670 01:19:12,447 --> 01:19:14,048 - Remember me, Mrs. Tanner? 1671 01:19:14,081 --> 01:19:17,886 You are truly special, because I have never collected 1672 01:19:17,919 --> 01:19:20,755 one person who is not a student of mine. 1673 01:19:20,789 --> 01:19:22,657 Well done. 1674 01:19:22,690 --> 01:19:25,460 - Mrs. Wheeler, please don't hurt her. 1675 01:19:25,494 --> 01:19:26,827 It was a joke. 1676 01:19:26,861 --> 01:19:30,431 - And it was funny. 1677 01:19:30,465 --> 01:19:32,900 I thought it was especially funny 1678 01:19:32,934 --> 01:19:34,936 when my George died. 1679 01:19:34,969 --> 01:19:36,404 - That wasn't us. 1680 01:19:36,437 --> 01:19:37,772 - He had a bad heart, 1681 01:19:37,805 --> 01:19:39,640 and he died because of the stress 1682 01:19:39,674 --> 01:19:41,776 that you caused him. 1683 01:19:41,810 --> 01:19:42,911 - Mrs. Wheeler, I'm sorry. 1684 01:19:42,944 --> 01:19:45,280 We didn't kill your husband. 1685 01:19:46,548 --> 01:19:48,517 - You think this is funny? 1686 01:19:49,884 --> 01:19:51,186 - [screams] 1687 01:19:55,023 --> 01:19:58,293 - Ah, shut up, you little fucks. 1688 01:20:01,763 --> 01:20:05,066 - I'm sorry I got you into this. 1689 01:20:05,099 --> 01:20:08,736 - It's okay. I'm sorry I got you into this. 1690 01:20:08,770 --> 01:20:11,973 [rock music blaring] 1691 01:20:12,707 --> 01:20:14,176 What are we gonna do? 1692 01:20:20,915 --> 01:20:22,818 We gotta get out of here. 1693 01:20:30,959 --> 01:20:33,394 I think I can feel my feet again. 1694 01:20:33,428 --> 01:20:34,963 They're tingly. 1695 01:20:34,996 --> 01:20:37,198 - Come on, Tanner. Come on. 1696 01:20:37,232 --> 01:20:39,200 - I'm trying. 1697 01:20:39,233 --> 01:20:40,235 [gasps] 1698 01:20:41,602 --> 01:20:44,272 - You're first up, Mei Tanner. 1699 01:20:58,286 --> 01:21:00,788 [both grunting] 1700 01:21:00,821 --> 01:21:02,557 What are you doing? [yells] 1701 01:21:02,590 --> 01:21:04,226 Ow! Ah. 1702 01:21:09,431 --> 01:21:12,434 [suspenseful music] 1703 01:21:18,606 --> 01:21:19,841 - [screams] 1704 01:21:19,874 --> 01:21:22,443 - Hey! 1705 01:21:22,477 --> 01:21:23,979 - Go, go. 1706 01:21:28,215 --> 01:21:30,352 - It's locked. It's locked! 1707 01:21:30,385 --> 01:21:32,320 - The windows. The windows. - Okay. 1708 01:21:36,657 --> 01:21:38,626 - Janitor Joe! - Loretta! 1709 01:21:38,660 --> 01:21:40,294 [muffled] Help! 1710 01:21:40,328 --> 01:21:43,464 - I'm just saying, hire another janitor, you know? 1711 01:21:43,497 --> 01:21:44,999 - Sure. - It's enough. 1712 01:21:45,033 --> 01:21:46,767 - Absolutely. - I can't do the whole thing. 1713 01:21:46,801 --> 01:21:48,536 - No. Do you know that there's 1714 01:21:48,569 --> 01:21:52,273 actually no chicken in the chicken strips at all? 1715 01:21:52,307 --> 01:21:53,307 - Help! - They can't hear us. 1716 01:21:53,341 --> 01:21:55,243 [buzzsaw whirring] - [gasps] 1717 01:21:58,312 --> 01:22:00,682 I got some--there's rope! I got something. 1718 01:22:02,950 --> 01:22:05,053 - Think, think. Uh... 1719 01:22:12,527 --> 01:22:13,662 I have an idea. 1720 01:22:15,796 --> 01:22:17,065 - Oh, shit. 1721 01:22:18,332 --> 01:22:21,069 Wait, wait. 1722 01:22:24,238 --> 01:22:26,240 - I hope this works 'cause I want to live, 1723 01:22:26,274 --> 01:22:29,277 but you should totally get an A in physics, dude. 1724 01:22:29,310 --> 01:22:31,445 Okay. 1725 01:22:31,479 --> 01:22:32,847 both: We fly. 1726 01:22:32,881 --> 01:22:35,550 [dramatic music] 1727 01:22:49,497 --> 01:22:52,033 - Oh, my God. 1728 01:22:52,066 --> 01:22:53,568 [phone buttons beeping] 1729 01:22:53,601 --> 01:22:54,835 Hello. Yeah. 1730 01:22:54,869 --> 01:22:56,971 I have to report a decapitation. 1731 01:22:57,005 --> 01:22:59,207 West Greenview High. 1732 01:23:00,308 --> 01:23:02,744 Yeah. There's a head on my car right now. 1733 01:23:02,777 --> 01:23:04,712 You have to come right-- oh, my God! 1734 01:23:04,745 --> 01:23:06,013 - Take it easy, Joe. Come on. 1735 01:23:06,047 --> 01:23:07,148 - Oh, my God! - Take it easy. 1736 01:23:07,181 --> 01:23:08,549 - There's a head on my car. 1737 01:23:08,583 --> 01:23:10,485 [scraping] 1738 01:23:10,518 --> 01:23:11,552 - Oh, shit. - Go. 1739 01:23:11,585 --> 01:23:12,587 Go, go, go. 1740 01:23:13,955 --> 01:23:17,158 [dramatic music] 1741 01:24:11,613 --> 01:24:13,013 [metal clanging] 1742 01:24:13,047 --> 01:24:15,382 [door creaks] 1743 01:24:15,416 --> 01:24:17,819 [panting] 1744 01:24:17,852 --> 01:24:19,454 - [breathing shakily] 1745 01:24:19,487 --> 01:24:20,622 [door opens] 1746 01:24:33,134 --> 01:24:36,337 [scraping] 1747 01:24:51,486 --> 01:24:52,587 [screams] 1748 01:24:56,558 --> 01:24:58,159 - [grunts] - Ah! 1749 01:25:00,294 --> 01:25:02,663 - [yelling and panting] 1750 01:25:02,696 --> 01:25:04,799 [slapping on door] 1751 01:25:04,833 --> 01:25:07,836 [siren wailing] 1752 01:25:15,043 --> 01:25:18,246 [upbeat music] 1753 01:25:19,546 --> 01:25:22,383 - In other news, notorious serial killer 1754 01:25:22,416 --> 01:25:25,953 Helen Wheeler was arraigned in federal court today. 1755 01:25:25,986 --> 01:25:27,288 While it remains unclear how she was able 1756 01:25:27,321 --> 01:25:29,457 to evade detection for so long 1757 01:25:29,490 --> 01:25:33,528 whilst hiding in plain sight-- 1758 01:25:33,561 --> 01:25:35,196 - Ben. 1759 01:25:35,229 --> 01:25:38,332 I was thinking, maybe we go shopping this weekend. 1760 01:25:38,366 --> 01:25:40,334 Get some supplies for your dorm. 1761 01:25:40,367 --> 01:25:43,571 You up for it? - Sure. 1762 01:25:43,604 --> 01:25:44,805 Thanks, Mom. 1763 01:25:44,838 --> 01:25:47,474 - [singing] Bad things happen to the people you love 1764 01:25:47,508 --> 01:25:49,644 And you'll find yourself praying 1765 01:25:49,677 --> 01:25:50,911 - There you go, po po. 1766 01:25:50,944 --> 01:25:52,179 - [singing] Up to heaven above 1767 01:25:52,212 --> 01:25:55,717 But honestly, I've never had much sympathy 1768 01:25:55,750 --> 01:25:57,384 - Yo. 1769 01:25:57,418 --> 01:26:00,121 Time waits for no one. Let's go. 1770 01:26:00,154 --> 01:26:01,989 - See you tonight, po po. Love you. 1771 01:26:02,022 --> 01:26:08,962 - [singing] Run run away, run away, run away and never come back 1772 01:26:08,996 --> 01:26:11,331 Run run away, run run away 1773 01:26:11,365 --> 01:26:14,202 - Principal Henderson. - Hey. 1774 01:26:14,235 --> 01:26:17,138 - Looks like somebody got the good spot today. 1775 01:26:17,171 --> 01:26:19,240 - [laughing] Yeah. 1776 01:26:19,273 --> 01:26:20,140 [school bell ringing] 1777 01:26:20,174 --> 01:26:21,342 [all cheering] 1778 01:26:21,376 --> 01:26:24,411 - [singing] Run run away, run run away 1779 01:26:24,445 --> 01:26:29,717 Run away, run away and never look back 1780 01:26:29,751 --> 01:26:32,653 Run run away, run run away 1781 01:26:32,686 --> 01:26:37,258 Run away, show 'em that your color is black 1782 01:26:37,291 --> 01:26:40,127 I'm gonna run run away, run run away 1783 01:26:40,161 --> 01:26:41,295 - Oh, my gosh. 1784 01:26:41,328 --> 01:26:43,397 - Yeah. I'm never gonna get used to that. 1785 01:26:43,431 --> 01:26:46,067 - Yeah. Uh, see you at lunch? 1786 01:26:46,100 --> 01:26:47,401 - Of course. 1787 01:26:47,434 --> 01:26:50,538 all: One of us. One of us. One of us. 1788 01:26:50,571 --> 01:26:53,207 - Come on. all: One of us. One of us. 1789 01:26:53,240 --> 01:26:56,043 - Yeah! - One of us. 1790 01:26:56,076 --> 01:26:57,478 - Whoo! 1791 01:26:57,511 --> 01:27:00,114 - I didn't know I wasn't one of you guys, but this is nice. 1792 01:27:00,148 --> 01:27:02,115 - Oh, I'm sorry we've never let you sit here. 1793 01:27:02,149 --> 01:27:03,384 - I'm Joe, by the way. - Joe. 1794 01:27:03,417 --> 01:27:04,985 - Yeah. - Thank you. 1795 01:27:05,019 --> 01:27:06,621 [school bell rings] 1796 01:27:08,790 --> 01:27:10,425 - Did you guys hear about Scott Queen 1797 01:27:10,458 --> 01:27:12,059 and Derek Potter's moms? 1798 01:27:12,092 --> 01:27:13,560 Well, they had an affair last summer 1799 01:27:13,594 --> 01:27:15,195 and now during every soccer game, 1800 01:27:15,229 --> 01:27:16,330 they sext each other 1801 01:27:16,363 --> 01:27:18,599 while their husbands scream at the ref. 1802 01:27:18,633 --> 01:27:20,468 Kaylee Anderson has a screenshot 1803 01:27:20,501 --> 01:27:22,603 of one of the sexts; it's highly erotic. 1804 01:27:22,637 --> 01:27:24,004 - I guess we're anonymous again. 1805 01:27:24,038 --> 01:27:25,573 - Eh, the cycle rolls on. 1806 01:27:27,574 --> 01:27:30,912 Chicken strips, please and thank you. 1807 01:27:30,945 --> 01:27:32,080 Come on. 1808 01:27:32,113 --> 01:27:34,415 After all that we've been through, 1809 01:27:34,448 --> 01:27:36,117 we don't get an extra strip? 1810 01:27:36,150 --> 01:27:38,285 - Unless you've gotten the school to increase my budget, 1811 01:27:38,319 --> 01:27:40,354 there's only two strips per kid. 1812 01:27:40,388 --> 01:27:41,555 - Oh, come on. 1813 01:27:41,589 --> 01:27:43,491 We took down West Greenview's biggest threat. 1814 01:27:43,524 --> 01:27:44,925 Can't you make an exception? 1815 01:27:44,958 --> 01:27:47,428 - Great. I got you on me too? 1816 01:27:47,461 --> 01:27:49,731 I guess trouble always comes in pairs. 1817 01:27:51,265 --> 01:27:54,568 Sorry about Wheeler. Too bad, huh? 1818 01:27:54,602 --> 01:27:57,372 You know what? I gotta fess up. 1819 01:27:57,405 --> 01:28:01,408 Truth is I can give you as much chicken as you want. 1820 01:28:01,441 --> 01:28:04,144 I just wanna see what you do. 1821 01:28:04,177 --> 01:28:06,013 Even in chaos, there's order. 1822 01:28:06,047 --> 01:28:09,017 [eerie music] 1823 01:28:13,253 --> 01:28:15,322 Enjoy your lunch. 1824 01:28:15,356 --> 01:28:18,559 [dramatic music] 1825 01:28:51,825 --> 01:28:55,196 [both singing] - Let's go, Frock Swap 1826 01:28:55,229 --> 01:28:56,864 - Mrow - Yeah, yeah, yeah 1827 01:28:56,897 --> 01:28:58,866 Get ready - Wom, wom 1828 01:28:58,899 --> 01:29:00,234 - Frock Swap 1829 01:29:00,267 --> 01:29:02,103 both: Pineapple, hell no 1830 01:29:02,136 --> 01:29:05,072 If you really like it, it's time to go 1831 01:29:05,105 --> 01:29:06,740 Pineapple, hell no 1832 01:29:06,773 --> 01:29:09,910 If you really like it, it's time to go 1833 01:29:09,943 --> 01:29:11,612 Pineapple, hell no 1834 01:29:11,645 --> 01:29:14,782 If you really like it, it's time to go 1835 01:29:14,815 --> 01:29:16,450 Pineapple, hell no 1836 01:29:16,483 --> 01:29:20,254 If you really like it, it's time to go 1837 01:29:20,288 --> 01:29:22,522 - What's your stakeout code name? 1838 01:29:22,556 --> 01:29:23,724 - That's a tough question. 1839 01:29:23,758 --> 01:29:25,425 You know, 'cause there's so many-- 1840 01:29:25,459 --> 01:29:26,960 - Yeah. - So many great--Bobcat. 1841 01:29:26,994 --> 01:29:28,695 - [gasps] [growls] 1842 01:29:28,729 --> 01:29:30,097 Love it. - Great. What about you? 1843 01:29:30,130 --> 01:29:31,365 - Stingray. - Stingray. 1844 01:29:31,398 --> 01:29:33,100 - Stingray. [imitates zapping] 1845 01:29:33,134 --> 01:29:35,169 - Okay. And bye. 1846 01:29:35,203 --> 01:29:36,504 But you're not putting this away? 1847 01:29:36,537 --> 01:29:38,505 I have to put this away? "Thank you, Mom. 1848 01:29:38,539 --> 01:29:40,742 You're the best mom in the universe." 1849 01:29:41,809 --> 01:29:43,311 - Gluten-free? 1850 01:29:43,344 --> 01:29:45,245 I have nothing for you. 1851 01:29:45,279 --> 01:29:46,847 [laughter] 1852 01:29:46,880 --> 01:29:47,915 [laughs] 1853 01:29:47,949 --> 01:29:50,250 - But in this case, it's a little bit different, 1854 01:29:50,284 --> 01:29:52,587 because she did want to eat him. 1855 01:29:52,620 --> 01:29:54,455 Old people are weird. 1856 01:29:54,488 --> 01:29:55,456 - I got it. - You're sure? 1857 01:29:55,490 --> 01:29:56,891 - Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I love this. 1858 01:29:56,924 --> 01:29:59,193 I love doing this. This is why I got into this. 1859 01:29:59,226 --> 01:30:00,728 Yeah, this is it. 1860 01:30:00,761 --> 01:30:02,596 This is really great for me. 1861 01:30:02,630 --> 01:30:04,332 - I flushed him out with a flashbang, 1862 01:30:04,365 --> 01:30:06,500 and then I no-scoped him in the dick. 1863 01:30:06,533 --> 01:30:09,604 Yeah, it was very gratifying. 1864 01:30:10,471 --> 01:30:12,406 - Oh, Principal-- Principal Henderson. 1865 01:30:12,439 --> 01:30:15,076 - Yes. - Is it "Flubber" with two Bs? 1866 01:30:15,109 --> 01:30:16,644 - You're kidding me, right? 1867 01:30:19,012 --> 01:30:21,082 Just say no. 1868 01:30:25,386 --> 01:30:27,522 - This stinks. 1869 01:30:28,923 --> 01:30:30,491 Smells like a devil pissed in it. 1870 01:30:30,525 --> 01:30:31,659 - Wait, what? 1871 01:30:31,692 --> 01:30:33,193 - Doesn't look like anything I've ever seen. 1872 01:30:33,227 --> 01:30:35,329 - Yeah. Right? - Devil's piss. 1873 01:30:35,362 --> 01:30:37,231 - Yeah. This is devil's piss. 1874 01:30:37,264 --> 01:30:40,468 - [laughing] 1875 01:30:49,877 --> 01:30:52,479 - And now for an editorial from yours truly. 1876 01:30:52,512 --> 01:30:54,481 Jumping to conclusions, we all do it. 1877 01:30:54,515 --> 01:30:57,217 We've all done it. We're doing it right now. 1878 01:30:57,251 --> 01:30:59,252 How do we stop? 1879 01:30:59,286 --> 01:31:01,255 And is it really that bad? 1880 01:31:01,288 --> 01:31:04,391 - There's these Swiss banks that are hidden in the Alps. 1881 01:31:04,425 --> 01:31:05,993 - What? Like, in the mountains? 1882 01:31:06,026 --> 01:31:08,562 - Yeah. And the bad guys put the money 1883 01:31:08,595 --> 01:31:09,830 and you can't get to it. 1884 01:31:09,864 --> 01:31:11,465 - Whoa. Do you have to, like, 1885 01:31:11,498 --> 01:31:13,868 ski down it and know a code? 1886 01:31:13,901 --> 01:31:14,935 - You can't--you can't even. - Who knows? 1887 01:31:14,969 --> 01:31:15,936 We don't even know. 1888 01:31:15,970 --> 01:31:17,037 - You can't even do that. - Can't even ski? 1889 01:31:17,071 --> 01:31:18,205 - No. - Oh, man. 1890 01:31:18,239 --> 01:31:20,508 - They're prepared for that. They have it on lockdown. 1891 01:31:20,541 --> 01:31:23,744 [all speaking at once] 1892 01:31:23,778 --> 01:31:26,481 - You killed her. You killed her! 1893 01:31:32,686 --> 01:31:34,154 - Little asshole. 1894 01:31:34,188 --> 01:31:36,257 [laughter] 1895 01:31:36,290 --> 01:31:39,627 Do you trust physics, Mr. Connor? 1896 01:31:39,660 --> 01:31:41,394 Ooh! [spluttering] 1897 01:31:41,428 --> 01:31:44,097 [laughter] 1898 01:31:44,131 --> 01:31:46,233 - Mrs. Palmer. 1899 01:31:46,267 --> 01:31:47,735 Ah, shit. That's my name. 1900 01:31:53,273 --> 01:31:55,743 - What the--what the-- 1901 01:31:58,412 --> 01:32:00,248 What was-- 1902 01:32:02,783 --> 01:32:05,820 This head keeps hitting us. 1903 01:32:07,621 --> 01:32:08,622 - I wanna tase her. 1904 01:32:08,656 --> 01:32:10,191 - She flipped me off. - Yeah. 1905 01:32:10,224 --> 01:32:11,592 Well-- - Hey, gang. 1906 01:32:11,625 --> 01:32:14,461 How we doing? - Yeah. 1907 01:32:14,495 --> 01:32:16,597 - Another positive cop interaction. 1908 01:32:16,630 --> 01:32:18,766 - Indeed. - Tell your friends. 1909 01:32:18,799 --> 01:32:23,170 - You know, her husband, he's the sweetest guy ever, 1910 01:32:23,203 --> 01:32:24,638 but not her. 1911 01:32:24,671 --> 01:32:27,174 She's terrible to everybody. 1912 01:32:27,207 --> 01:32:29,009 Just a nightmare. 1913 01:32:29,042 --> 01:32:31,978 Just freaked everybody out all the time. 1914 01:32:32,012 --> 01:32:33,915 You know. 1915 01:32:35,550 --> 01:32:38,152 And, uh, like, that's why we have to have her back 1916 01:32:38,185 --> 01:32:39,954 no matter what she did. 1917 01:32:39,987 --> 01:32:42,857 So I--yeah. 1918 01:32:44,292 --> 01:32:46,693 - And she's the killer. - [gasps] 1919 01:32:46,727 --> 01:32:50,298 - Maybe not that big. - [laughs] 1920 01:32:53,434 --> 01:32:56,070 - Shit. Son of a bitch. 1921 01:32:56,103 --> 01:32:56,937 - [laughs] Shake it. 1922 01:32:56,971 --> 01:32:58,706 - That's not-- give a break. 1923 01:32:58,739 --> 01:33:00,274 - Wayne Lambert wrote that? 1924 01:33:00,308 --> 01:33:01,742 - That's Drake. 1925 01:33:04,545 --> 01:33:07,381 - Wayne Lambert is Drake? 1926 01:33:07,414 --> 01:33:09,483 Probably not. You're right. That's-- 1927 01:33:09,516 --> 01:33:13,053 - Yeah. - Drake's Canadian. 1928 01:33:13,087 --> 01:33:13,888 [indistinct chatter] 1929 01:33:13,921 --> 01:33:16,523 - Yep. That's the only reason why. 1930 01:33:16,557 --> 01:33:19,226 - I--I just don't-- 1931 01:33:19,259 --> 01:33:19,927 I'll have to call you back. 1932 01:33:19,960 --> 01:33:21,828 [door slams] [clattering] 1933 01:33:21,862 --> 01:33:25,066 - This--[laughing] I'm sorry! 1934 01:33:28,235 --> 01:33:30,037 Oh, shit. 1935 01:33:30,070 --> 01:33:31,138 I'm a goner. 1936 01:33:32,506 --> 01:33:34,175 I'll be just a minute. 1937 01:33:35,542 --> 01:33:38,345 [laughter] 1938 01:33:38,379 --> 01:33:39,746 - She touched her own tea. 1939 01:33:39,779 --> 01:33:41,649 - But I'm a dancer. You don't understand. 1940 01:33:41,682 --> 01:33:43,416 - She dances out of the room. - You don't understand. 1941 01:33:43,450 --> 01:33:46,654 [humming] 1942 01:33:47,554 --> 01:33:50,157 [both vocalizing] 1943 01:33:53,894 --> 01:33:57,264 - Can you take it away from the door for a second? 1944 01:34:00,334 --> 01:34:01,601 You need a break, Rita? 1945 01:34:01,635 --> 01:34:04,338 - Oh, no. I was acting. [laughter] 1946 01:34:04,372 --> 01:34:07,540 So--oh, oh. God. 1947 01:34:07,574 --> 01:34:09,944 Ah, Jesus. 1948 01:34:09,977 --> 01:34:11,712 - Mrs. Wheeler. - What, what, what-- 1949 01:34:11,745 --> 01:34:14,214 - Mrs. Wheeler. - Why--why-- 1950 01:34:14,247 --> 01:34:16,317 - Do you--do you need help, Mrs. Wheeler? 1951 01:34:16,350 --> 01:34:19,219 - [laughing] - Okay. 1952 01:34:19,253 --> 01:34:20,687 - I'm breaking myself up. 1953 01:34:20,721 --> 01:34:22,088 That's stupid. 1954 01:34:22,122 --> 01:34:25,126 [laughter] 1955 01:34:28,028 --> 01:34:29,696 - I love it. - Okay, cut. 1956 01:34:29,730 --> 01:34:32,033 [laughter] 1957 01:34:58,926 --> 01:35:00,427 - Dude, get the hell outta here. 1958 01:35:00,460 --> 01:35:02,095 Okay, why are you--go. 1959 01:35:02,129 --> 01:35:03,897 - You guys stayed for all of this? 1960 01:35:03,930 --> 01:35:05,633 - Like, I--I was being the nice guy... 1961 01:35:05,666 --> 01:35:07,167 - All of this? - For, like--for funsies. 1962 01:35:07,200 --> 01:35:08,868 But like, come on. - I can't believe it. 1963 01:35:08,902 --> 01:35:10,938 - Like, it's enough, man.