1 00:00:30,243 --> 00:00:31,163 So... 2 00:00:32,843 --> 00:00:33,963 What time's the party? 3 00:00:33,963 --> 00:00:35,323 Oh, they'll be started early. 4 00:00:35,803 --> 00:00:38,283 Hoping relatives die off by nine. 5 00:00:38,683 --> 00:00:40,243 Free food? Fat chance. 6 00:00:40,723 --> 00:00:41,763 Vultures. 7 00:00:44,323 --> 00:00:45,883 I err, I texted Caroline. 8 00:00:45,883 --> 00:00:48,323 I'm not sure if she's upset with me for... 9 00:00:48,323 --> 00:00:49,643 She understands. 10 00:00:51,043 --> 00:00:52,283 I could always pop in. 11 00:00:52,283 --> 00:00:55,003 My flight's not until... No need, honestly. 12 00:00:56,083 --> 00:00:57,603 It's her engagement party. 13 00:00:57,723 --> 00:00:59,083 Ah, she'll be hammered. 14 00:00:59,683 --> 00:01:00,883 She won't even notice. 15 00:01:03,803 --> 00:01:05,723 Will you be okay here on those? 16 00:01:05,723 --> 00:01:06,683 I have Ant. 17 00:01:07,403 --> 00:01:08,403 And me. 18 00:01:10,363 --> 00:01:12,363 Main thing is you look after yourself. 19 00:01:12,843 --> 00:01:14,083 You're happy in London. 20 00:01:18,243 --> 00:01:21,283 Right. I've a few bits to do, so... 21 00:01:24,683 --> 00:01:26,923 I've put a little bit into your account 22 00:01:26,923 --> 00:01:28,563 just till you're back on your feet. 23 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:30,323 I'll pay you back. 24 00:01:30,643 --> 00:01:31,643 Ah. 25 00:01:32,363 --> 00:01:33,683 I won't walk you out. 26 00:02:15,403 --> 00:02:16,923 DOOR SLAMS SHUT 27 00:02:19,403 --> 00:02:20,763 She's better off. 28 00:02:20,763 --> 00:02:22,283 Absolutely. Totally. 29 00:02:22,963 --> 00:02:24,243 Much better off. 30 00:02:24,243 --> 00:02:25,283 Mmm. 31 00:02:26,043 --> 00:02:27,923 Can I make anyone a cup of tea? 32 00:02:28,203 --> 00:02:29,683 And where would you do that? 33 00:02:30,683 --> 00:02:31,963 Nowhere. 34 00:02:54,083 --> 00:02:55,243 You look good. 35 00:02:56,723 --> 00:02:58,723 I mean you always do, you jammy bastard. 36 00:03:03,443 --> 00:03:04,723 Remember that time you went 37 00:03:04,723 --> 00:03:06,163 straight to Aunty Ag's birthday party 38 00:03:06,163 --> 00:03:08,323 from an all-nighter and all she could talk about 39 00:03:08,323 --> 00:03:09,683 was how handsome you looked? 40 00:03:12,763 --> 00:03:14,203 And she said I looked fat. 41 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:21,403 I miss you. 42 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:26,483 I miss you every day. 43 00:03:54,603 --> 00:03:56,723 No, sorry! It's way too nice. 44 00:03:57,043 --> 00:04:01,363 I'll swap you for, oh, Saint Anthony, 45 00:04:02,483 --> 00:04:03,683 courtesy of Granny. 46 00:04:07,563 --> 00:04:10,243 She was a total pisshead, by the way! 47 00:04:11,283 --> 00:04:12,323 MELANCHOLIC MUSIC 48 00:04:23,083 --> 00:04:24,843 You're not allowed to lie on graves. 49 00:04:26,763 --> 00:04:27,803 Why? 50 00:04:28,323 --> 00:04:29,363 JAUNTY MUSIC 51 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:44,603 I'm not sure about this. 52 00:04:47,203 --> 00:04:50,643 Is it the font, or... ? No, about tonight. 53 00:04:50,923 --> 00:04:52,123 The sex thing. 54 00:04:52,603 --> 00:04:53,883 I thought you wanted to. 55 00:04:53,883 --> 00:04:57,803 I do want to. It's just it can't be anyone we know. 56 00:04:59,123 --> 00:05:00,883 But we've invited everyone we know. 57 00:05:01,163 --> 00:05:03,283 Rory, it's our first time! It should be special! 58 00:05:03,283 --> 00:05:04,163 I know! 59 00:05:04,163 --> 00:05:05,723 We should never see them again! 60 00:05:05,923 --> 00:05:06,963 No. 61 00:05:07,763 --> 00:05:08,803 Okay. 62 00:05:08,963 --> 00:05:10,003 JAUNTY MUSIC 63 00:05:12,923 --> 00:05:14,203 Banner looks great. 64 00:05:21,123 --> 00:05:22,643 DOOR BELL CHIMES 65 00:05:37,643 --> 00:05:39,443 Ah. I just came to drop this. 66 00:05:39,643 --> 00:05:40,643 Hmm. 67 00:05:41,643 --> 00:05:43,403 Most women like flowers. 68 00:05:44,483 --> 00:05:46,403 Should I have brought flowers? 69 00:05:46,883 --> 00:05:48,243 What are you doing here? 70 00:05:48,843 --> 00:05:50,683 You're not answering my calls. 71 00:05:50,763 --> 00:05:51,803 I told you. 72 00:05:51,803 --> 00:05:53,723 I don't want a serious relationship. 73 00:05:53,723 --> 00:05:55,923 I don't want a serious relationship either! 74 00:05:55,923 --> 00:05:57,363 You said you were in love 75 00:05:57,363 --> 00:05:58,763 and you moved into my flat. 76 00:05:58,763 --> 00:06:00,683 Okay, that was a bit... 77 00:06:01,123 --> 00:06:04,203 But can we not just go back to how it was before? 78 00:06:06,203 --> 00:06:07,723 You changed my life, Mina. 79 00:06:07,723 --> 00:06:09,003 You healed me. 80 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:11,843 I am an acupuncturist. It's what I do. 81 00:06:12,123 --> 00:06:15,163 But I don't want to have to help people all of the time. 82 00:06:16,163 --> 00:06:18,363 Tom, you're a nice man. 83 00:06:18,763 --> 00:06:20,323 We have nice sex. 84 00:06:20,763 --> 00:06:22,723 But you have too much baggage. 85 00:06:22,723 --> 00:06:23,763 No, I don't! 86 00:06:23,763 --> 00:06:26,083 I mean, I did I think maybe. 87 00:06:26,083 --> 00:06:27,443 But, I mean, now... 88 00:06:27,643 --> 00:06:29,123 Sorry, carry on. 89 00:06:29,123 --> 00:06:30,363 It's too complicated. 90 00:06:30,563 --> 00:06:31,723 It doesn't have to be. 91 00:06:32,283 --> 00:06:33,483 It can be meaningless. 92 00:06:33,483 --> 00:06:36,083 It can just be meaningless, casual sex. 93 00:06:37,003 --> 00:06:38,403 And you'd be happy with this? 94 00:06:38,603 --> 00:06:39,643 Yes. 95 00:06:40,243 --> 00:06:41,883 Are you sure? Absolutely. 96 00:06:46,363 --> 00:06:47,803 Can it mean a little bit? 97 00:06:47,803 --> 00:06:48,843 JAUNTY MUSIC 98 00:07:05,603 --> 00:07:06,643 Karen? 99 00:07:07,243 --> 00:07:09,803 Jesus! You frightened the shite out of me! 100 00:07:09,803 --> 00:07:11,243 Are you trying the dresses on? 101 00:07:11,923 --> 00:07:13,083 I can't fucking sell them 102 00:07:13,083 --> 00:07:14,963 if I don't know what they're like on. 103 00:07:15,403 --> 00:07:16,603 What is it like on? 104 00:07:16,923 --> 00:07:18,563 Does it make me arse look huge? 105 00:07:21,123 --> 00:07:22,403 I'm going back to London. 106 00:07:23,003 --> 00:07:24,603 I just came to say goodbye. 107 00:07:26,163 --> 00:07:27,203 What's in the bottle? 108 00:07:29,363 --> 00:07:30,403 Water. 109 00:07:30,483 --> 00:07:33,363 Oh. Can I have a swig? 110 00:07:35,003 --> 00:07:36,043 No. 111 00:07:36,963 --> 00:07:38,803 I fucking knew it. 112 00:07:39,003 --> 00:07:40,243 I knew it. 113 00:07:41,323 --> 00:07:42,403 Okay, look. 114 00:07:42,803 --> 00:07:44,323 There's a meeting in an hour. 115 00:07:44,323 --> 00:07:45,523 I'll change and we can... 116 00:07:45,523 --> 00:07:46,883 I'm not going to a meeting drunk. 117 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:48,443 I went to all my meetings drunk 118 00:07:48,443 --> 00:07:49,683 for the first two years. 119 00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:51,323 Just came to say goodbye. 120 00:07:51,323 --> 00:07:52,923 Do you think that's a good idea? 121 00:07:52,923 --> 00:07:54,043 Everyone else does. 122 00:07:54,403 --> 00:07:55,883 What about your recovery? 123 00:07:55,883 --> 00:07:57,363 I've been drinking all week. 124 00:07:57,763 --> 00:07:59,683 Glass of wine here, vodka there. 125 00:07:59,843 --> 00:08:01,643 Didn't binge. No one even noticed. 126 00:08:01,643 --> 00:08:03,883 Ah, yeah. You just have to manage it. 127 00:08:04,043 --> 00:08:05,003 Except you can't 128 00:08:05,003 --> 00:08:06,723 because you're a fucking alcoholic! 129 00:08:06,723 --> 00:08:08,283 Maybe it was just a phase. 130 00:08:08,323 --> 00:08:10,723 Says the girl with the gin in the water bottle. 131 00:08:11,963 --> 00:08:13,203 Vodka, actually. 132 00:08:13,683 --> 00:08:15,643 It's one day at time for a reason. 133 00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:17,403 You fell off the wagon today 134 00:08:17,403 --> 00:08:18,243 It's okay. 135 00:08:18,243 --> 00:08:20,603 You get back up and you start again tomorrow. 136 00:08:20,603 --> 00:08:21,883 You don't get to wipe the slate 137 00:08:21,883 --> 00:08:23,203 and start again whenever it suits. 138 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:25,083 Some things you don't get to do over. 139 00:08:26,203 --> 00:08:28,763 By the way, I didn't do my moral inventory. 140 00:08:30,003 --> 00:08:31,003 Because it s bullshit! 141 00:08:31,003 --> 00:08:32,283 This is your mask, Shiv. 142 00:08:32,283 --> 00:08:34,563 This is how you face the world because you're scared. 143 00:08:34,563 --> 00:08:35,803 It's not the real you. 144 00:08:35,843 --> 00:08:36,843 No offence, Karen, 145 00:08:36,843 --> 00:08:38,363 you don't know the real me. 146 00:08:39,883 --> 00:08:42,243 You're a weirdo that I met in a room 147 00:08:42,243 --> 00:08:43,203 full of weirdos. 148 00:08:43,203 --> 00:08:45,083 In real life we'd never even be friends. 149 00:08:46,083 --> 00:08:50,123 And yes, that dress does make your arse look huge. 150 00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:52,923 You look fucking ridiculous. 151 00:08:52,923 --> 00:08:53,963 MELANCHOLIC MUSIC 152 00:09:13,083 --> 00:09:14,123 I need a pen. 153 00:09:39,603 --> 00:09:41,403 What is that, a novel, or...? 154 00:09:44,963 --> 00:09:46,163 Moral inventory. 155 00:09:49,083 --> 00:09:51,963 Are you a high-functioning alcoholic? 156 00:09:52,563 --> 00:09:55,163 I'm a low-functioning alcoholic. 157 00:09:56,603 --> 00:09:57,883 I'm a CEO. 158 00:09:58,003 --> 00:10:00,323 I wouldn't trust me with the keys to a padlock, 159 00:10:00,323 --> 00:10:03,123 never mind a multinational corporation, 160 00:10:03,123 --> 00:10:04,443 but, hey. 161 00:10:16,643 --> 00:10:18,643 I'm missing my sister's engagement party. 162 00:10:19,083 --> 00:10:21,203 You can't miss your sister s engagement party. 163 00:10:21,203 --> 00:10:22,243 It's family. 164 00:10:22,243 --> 00:10:23,883 - My family don't like me. 165 00:10:24,683 --> 00:10:26,123 They don't get a choice. 166 00:10:28,723 --> 00:10:29,763 PLAYFUL MUSIC 167 00:10:33,163 --> 00:10:34,283 I'm going to that party. 168 00:10:34,403 --> 00:10:35,603 Yes, you are! 169 00:10:36,723 --> 00:10:38,523 I'm gonna be the best fucking guest there! 170 00:10:38,563 --> 00:10:39,883 Yes, you fucking are! Yep. 171 00:10:39,883 --> 00:10:40,923 Yeah! Mm-hmm. 172 00:10:40,923 --> 00:10:42,323 Mmm. You go, girl. 173 00:10:42,363 --> 00:10:43,203 Yeah. Yeah. 174 00:10:43,203 --> 00:10:44,403 Yeah. You go. 175 00:10:47,643 --> 00:10:49,403 I should probably call my sponsor. 176 00:10:54,763 --> 00:10:56,763 She's much better off in London. 177 00:10:57,363 --> 00:10:58,403 Yeah. 178 00:10:59,483 --> 00:11:01,123 Rory, you want to take things slow 179 00:11:01,123 --> 00:11:03,483 but you've brought me to a room full of relatives. 180 00:11:03,643 --> 00:11:05,683 It's a free bar. Come on. 181 00:11:06,723 --> 00:11:07,883 Would you like a drink? 182 00:11:08,483 --> 00:11:10,723 - You know, she was drinking the whole time? 183 00:11:11,163 --> 00:11:12,203 No. 184 00:11:12,203 --> 00:11:14,523 I found gin bottle stashed under the bed. 185 00:11:15,203 --> 00:11:16,243 Little ones. 186 00:11:16,603 --> 00:11:18,483 Like the ones that I bought Mammy? 187 00:11:18,643 --> 00:11:19,683 - What? GLASS CLINKING 188 00:11:20,043 --> 00:11:21,763 If I could just have 189 00:11:22,123 --> 00:11:24,083 everyone's attention for a moment. 190 00:11:24,083 --> 00:11:25,963 I just want to say a few words. 191 00:11:26,043 --> 00:11:29,283 When two young people decide to tie the knot, 192 00:11:29,283 --> 00:11:31,323 it's always a happy occasion. 193 00:11:31,683 --> 00:11:33,483 What about her? She's pretty. 194 00:11:34,283 --> 00:11:35,523 That's my cousin Tara. 195 00:11:35,723 --> 00:11:38,083 It serves as a reminder to us all 196 00:11:38,083 --> 00:11:41,763 that love and friendship 197 00:11:42,123 --> 00:11:45,843 and loyalty still 198 00:11:45,843 --> 00:11:48,083 do have a place in our world. 199 00:11:48,203 --> 00:11:49,403 What about the waiters? 200 00:11:50,083 --> 00:11:52,363 Or the waiter? Look, he's a ride. 201 00:11:53,283 --> 00:11:55,043 Oh, he smiled at me. 202 00:11:55,043 --> 00:11:58,163 And I can't think of two people more committed 203 00:11:58,363 --> 00:12:00,883 to one another than Rory and Caroline. 204 00:12:00,883 --> 00:12:02,363 We'd be doing a threesome, yeah? 205 00:12:02,363 --> 00:12:03,443 So now... 206 00:12:03,643 --> 00:12:05,483 If you're comfortable with that. 207 00:12:05,483 --> 00:12:07,123 Yeah. Totally. 208 00:12:07,123 --> 00:12:09,683 If you could all please raise your glasses 209 00:12:10,923 --> 00:12:12,683 to the happy couple to be. 210 00:12:13,003 --> 00:12:16,923 [ALL] To the happy couple to be! (CHEERING) 211 00:12:17,123 --> 00:12:18,683 Will I ask him? 212 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,443 I thought you were on a plane. 213 00:12:45,443 --> 00:12:46,483 Ah. 214 00:12:46,963 --> 00:12:48,643 Well, well. 215 00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:51,363 Look what the cat dragged in on its way to London. 216 00:12:51,763 --> 00:12:53,643 Suppose you lost another job, did you? 217 00:12:53,643 --> 00:12:54,683 No. 218 00:12:56,403 --> 00:12:58,163 But I did fuck my boss's boyfriend. 219 00:12:58,163 --> 00:12:59,603 -CHOKES ON DRINK 220 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:02,403 Oh, close your mouth, you old cow! 221 00:13:08,003 --> 00:13:09,683 So, you are drinking? 222 00:13:11,923 --> 00:13:13,123 Don't tell Mum, Aunty Rita. 223 00:13:13,123 --> 00:13:14,603 I'm in the bad books. 224 00:13:14,763 --> 00:13:16,723 Still no man, Shiv, no? 225 00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:20,763 Not really, Uncle Joe, no. 226 00:13:21,723 --> 00:13:23,203 Still an alcoholic? 227 00:13:24,843 --> 00:13:25,843 Nah. 228 00:13:52,963 --> 00:13:54,643 Where's Kirsten? Kristen? 229 00:13:56,563 --> 00:13:57,683 Inside. 230 00:14:01,403 --> 00:14:02,763 Do you wanna fuck? 231 00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:06,123 Have you been drinking? 232 00:14:08,243 --> 00:14:09,283 -CLEARS THROAT 233 00:14:12,403 --> 00:14:13,363 Jesus, Shiv. 234 00:14:14,923 --> 00:14:17,443 Sober Shiv Sheridan was never really gonna work, was it? 235 00:14:21,043 --> 00:14:22,723 Look, I'm sorry about last week. 236 00:14:22,723 --> 00:14:24,403 My head was all over the place. 237 00:14:26,363 --> 00:14:27,403 I miss you. 238 00:14:29,883 --> 00:14:31,083 And I was thinking that 239 00:14:32,043 --> 00:14:33,683 if you're going back to London now 240 00:14:35,043 --> 00:14:37,643 if Kristen's here, maybe 241 00:14:39,643 --> 00:14:41,003 we could work something out, 242 00:14:42,163 --> 00:14:43,083 you know? 243 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:45,483 Thought you had a family to think about? 244 00:14:45,723 --> 00:14:46,843 I'm an artist, Shiv. 245 00:14:46,843 --> 00:14:49,243 I can't live some conventional life. 246 00:14:49,883 --> 00:14:51,243 And neither can you. 247 00:14:53,243 --> 00:14:54,283 We're different. 248 00:14:55,403 --> 00:14:57,083 And the more successful you become, 249 00:14:57,443 --> 00:14:59,883 you need people around you who don't bullshit. 250 00:15:01,803 --> 00:15:03,683 You always tell me the truth. 251 00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:09,883 You want the truth? 252 00:15:10,283 --> 00:15:11,363 Always. 253 00:15:21,643 --> 00:15:23,203 I was in love with you. 254 00:15:24,963 --> 00:15:26,683 For years and years it was you. 255 00:15:28,603 --> 00:15:31,603 Because we have this thing. It's big and it's messy. 256 00:15:32,603 --> 00:15:33,683 It's deep. 257 00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:37,323 I never understood why we 258 00:15:37,323 --> 00:15:40,043 couldn't just be in a normal relationship, 259 00:15:40,043 --> 00:15:42,523 where you couldn't just commit, and now I get it. 260 00:15:44,203 --> 00:15:45,523 I get it. 261 00:15:49,843 --> 00:15:51,643 It's because you're a selfish prick, 262 00:15:53,123 --> 00:15:55,163 and a mediocre artist. 263 00:15:58,963 --> 00:16:00,683 Sorry, truth. 264 00:16:02,803 --> 00:16:05,123 Truth, ahem. 265 00:16:26,603 --> 00:16:27,683 Is that Shiv? 266 00:16:29,763 --> 00:16:31,043 Oh Jesus! 267 00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:34,123 Hello, hi! [LAUGHS] 268 00:16:34,763 --> 00:16:36,963 Hi. Can you all hear me? 269 00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:39,683 [ALL] Yes! [CHEERING] 270 00:16:39,763 --> 00:16:41,443 She's not gonna make a speech! 271 00:16:41,923 --> 00:16:44,883 I would like to make a speech! CHEERING 272 00:16:45,403 --> 00:16:46,443 KISSING SOUNDS 273 00:16:51,843 --> 00:16:53,843 Oh, Shiv's making a speech. 274 00:16:53,963 --> 00:16:55,723 Shiv's here? Yeah, and she is locked. 275 00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:57,523 Oh, fuck! Mm-hmm. 276 00:17:02,163 --> 00:17:04,003 There they are! The happy couple! 277 00:17:04,003 --> 00:17:05,403 CROWD CHEERING 278 00:17:05,403 --> 00:17:07,083 They've been together since school. 279 00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:09,283 Now, I know, I know what you're thinking 280 00:17:09,283 --> 00:17:11,123 fucking boring. LAUGHTER 281 00:17:11,123 --> 00:17:14,003 But you're wrong. They're an amazing couple. 282 00:17:14,003 --> 00:17:16,283 I mean, they can tell each other anything, 283 00:17:16,323 --> 00:17:18,643 you know, no matter how awkward 284 00:17:18,643 --> 00:17:18,683 you know, no matter how awkward or humiliating. 285 00:17:18,683 --> 00:17:20,643 or humiliating. 286 00:17:21,003 --> 00:17:22,163 You know, Rory, 287 00:17:22,243 --> 00:17:24,443 I've so much respect for what you've been through. 288 00:17:25,563 --> 00:17:27,603 APPLAUSE Yeah, I have. 289 00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:29,403 Does she seem drunk? 290 00:17:29,723 --> 00:17:31,723 Tom! Do something! 291 00:17:32,363 --> 00:17:33,403 What? 292 00:17:33,963 --> 00:17:37,403 Mum and Dad! AWWING AND CHEERING 293 00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:39,723 They don't like me making speeches 294 00:17:39,723 --> 00:17:40,643 because they're worried 295 00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:42,403 I'm going to do something embarrassing. 296 00:17:42,403 --> 00:17:43,443 So... 297 00:17:45,043 --> 00:17:46,683 Let's get that out of the way. 298 00:17:47,003 --> 00:17:48,043 MICROPHONE FEEDBACK 299 00:17:50,643 --> 00:17:51,683 Oh, my god. 300 00:17:52,203 --> 00:17:54,883 CHEERING & WHOOPING 301 00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:56,243 Oh, my Jesus. 302 00:17:58,843 --> 00:17:59,763 SHIV: Whoo! 303 00:18:01,563 --> 00:18:03,683 See, I'm tired of bullshitting. 304 00:18:05,403 --> 00:18:07,443 I'm an alcoholic and 305 00:18:09,203 --> 00:18:10,243 I'm drunk. 306 00:18:10,483 --> 00:18:15,483 And this is my moral inventory 307 00:18:15,643 --> 00:18:22,243 where you write down all the shitty things 308 00:18:22,243 --> 00:18:24,403 you've ever done and then you tell someone 309 00:18:25,043 --> 00:18:26,163 like a confession. 310 00:18:27,003 --> 00:18:31,683 And then, then you recover, ha! 311 00:18:36,963 --> 00:18:39,203 LAUGHS As if! 312 00:18:41,963 --> 00:18:44,763 I mean, what does that even mean, recovery, like? 313 00:18:45,483 --> 00:18:47,683 Like how are you supposed to recover, 314 00:18:48,283 --> 00:18:49,323 you know, 315 00:18:51,443 --> 00:18:52,683 from life? 316 00:18:56,563 --> 00:18:58,643 How do you recover from your husband telling you 317 00:18:58,643 --> 00:19:01,083 after 40 years that he's met a reflexologist 318 00:19:01,083 --> 00:19:02,483 and he's in love with her? 319 00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,083 or how do you recover when your 320 00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:06,843 girlfriend bones a consultant 321 00:19:06,963 --> 00:19:09,123 and then proposes to you out of guilt? 322 00:19:09,803 --> 00:19:10,803 What? 323 00:19:11,203 --> 00:19:14,883 How do you recover from being raped 324 00:19:14,883 --> 00:19:17,163 or molested or... 325 00:19:20,643 --> 00:19:21,963 or losing a kid? 326 00:19:22,083 --> 00:19:23,523 I can't listen to this. 327 00:19:24,043 --> 00:19:25,443 Or finding your brother, 328 00:19:27,803 --> 00:19:29,843 who you love more than anything 329 00:19:30,483 --> 00:19:32,043 in the whole world 330 00:19:33,363 --> 00:19:34,403 dead? 331 00:19:36,163 --> 00:19:38,043 Dead in his bed because he didn't want to 332 00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:39,923 be here one more day. 333 00:19:42,803 --> 00:19:45,483 You know, I think, given the circumstances 334 00:19:45,483 --> 00:19:46,723 that we are all in, 335 00:19:46,723 --> 00:19:49,683 is it any wonder we reach for a drink? 336 00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:53,323 Or a reflexologist, you know? 337 00:19:54,763 --> 00:19:57,163 And then we just keep on reaching, 338 00:19:57,323 --> 00:19:59,283 keep on reaching and reaching 339 00:19:59,723 --> 00:20:02,403 and I have destroyed my life. 340 00:20:06,643 --> 00:20:08,483 My mother's angry with me. 341 00:20:09,443 --> 00:20:10,963 She wants me to disappear, 342 00:20:10,963 --> 00:20:13,043 go back to London, not be her problem anymore. 343 00:20:13,043 --> 00:20:16,243 I really don't blame her, 344 00:20:18,163 --> 00:20:19,803 because I'd like to disappear too. 345 00:20:21,243 --> 00:20:23,123 I'd like to get away from me too. 346 00:20:23,123 --> 00:20:25,723 I'd really like to forget 347 00:20:25,723 --> 00:20:30,203 every single disgusting thing 348 00:20:30,203 --> 00:20:33,163 that's in that book that I did. 349 00:20:34,643 --> 00:20:37,083 I did it, it makes my skin crawl. 350 00:20:37,083 --> 00:20:39,683 I really want to get away from me too. 351 00:20:45,203 --> 00:20:46,843 And that's why I drink. 352 00:20:53,563 --> 00:20:55,923 But I was sober for six months. 353 00:20:57,563 --> 00:20:59,923 I don't have a man 354 00:20:59,923 --> 00:21:02,283 and I don't have a job and I'm 35 355 00:21:02,283 --> 00:21:04,003 and I slept with a pregnant woman's boyfriend 356 00:21:04,003 --> 00:21:08,323 But I didn't reach for a drink 357 00:21:09,123 --> 00:21:10,603 for a whole six months 358 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:15,843 and, well, that's something, huh? 359 00:21:17,283 --> 00:21:19,883 SNIFFS So, I just wanted to say... 360 00:21:22,043 --> 00:21:23,723 What was it I wanted to say? 361 00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:26,723 Oh yeah, ha! 362 00:21:26,883 --> 00:21:29,683 Happy anniversary! CROWD GASPS 363 00:21:34,163 --> 00:21:35,203 Shiv. 364 00:21:35,803 --> 00:21:38,803 Shiv, come on love. Come on. 365 00:21:39,323 --> 00:21:40,443 Oh. 366 00:21:42,123 --> 00:21:43,523 Cover her up. 367 00:21:49,283 --> 00:21:50,323 Come on. 368 00:22:00,403 --> 00:22:02,003 Too much for a first date? 369 00:22:17,203 --> 00:22:18,323 Rory, you coming? 370 00:22:18,883 --> 00:22:19,923 Is it true? 371 00:22:21,803 --> 00:22:23,083 What Shiv said? 372 00:22:23,363 --> 00:22:25,043 For god's sake, Rory, she's hammered. 373 00:22:28,083 --> 00:22:29,923 You wanted to sleep with other people too. 374 00:22:30,443 --> 00:22:32,083 Yeah, but I told you. 375 00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:36,603 Rory. 376 00:22:38,723 --> 00:22:39,763 Rory! 377 00:22:43,683 --> 00:22:44,723 VAN DOOR SLAMS SHUT 378 00:22:44,763 --> 00:22:45,803 MELANCHOLIC MUSIC 379 00:22:57,883 --> 00:22:59,643 What the fuck? 380 00:24:50,683 --> 00:24:52,323 Jesus, what a night. 381 00:25:03,243 --> 00:25:05,203 Were we terrible parents? 382 00:25:14,163 --> 00:25:15,923 We were parents, Bernie. 383 00:25:17,723 --> 00:25:19,163 We did our best. 384 00:25:25,283 --> 00:25:26,523 And Pam. 385 00:25:26,843 --> 00:25:29,643 Pam! Jesus! 386 00:25:30,723 --> 00:25:32,003 You were right. 387 00:25:34,683 --> 00:25:35,843 I need a drink. 388 00:25:36,563 --> 00:25:38,283 I need a fucking drink. 389 00:25:59,123 --> 00:26:00,163 GLASSES CLINK 390 00:26:40,923 --> 00:26:42,123 We'll wait here. 391 00:26:57,803 --> 00:26:59,803 God, it's depressing, isn't it? 392 00:27:09,923 --> 00:27:11,043 KAREN Howareyis? 393 00:27:14,043 --> 00:27:16,003 Right, yis all know the drill. 394 00:27:19,483 --> 00:27:20,723 We'll start with a reading, 395 00:27:20,723 --> 00:27:23,043 open the floor for shares, blah, blah, blah. 396 00:27:23,323 --> 00:27:24,763 You going to take a seat? 397 00:27:41,123 --> 00:27:43,203 I see we have some old faces here today, 398 00:27:43,963 --> 00:27:45,603 along with some newcomers. 399 00:27:47,603 --> 00:27:51,203 First one's always the hardest. So, well done. 400 00:27:53,683 --> 00:27:56,603 Right, let's get this show on the road.