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PEDESTRIANS AND BICYCLES ONLY

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2017, fall.

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NURSE STATION
PATIENT ROOMS

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My uncle was struck by a truck
when he was 17.

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After 17 years of being in a coma…

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he awoke.

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Irellars Granbahamal tona galtoeba rilex.

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He had gone insane.

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Yes, well…

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Japanese?

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Sorry about that.

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I just came back from spending
17 years in Granbahamal.

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Let's check your temperature.

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Zalbe madira kolstonam kolstonam.

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Isn't that right?

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Del storba tona rabelt gal.

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All right, see you during the next round.

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You must be Takafumi, my sister's kid.

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You've grown up.

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Where is everyone?

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After you fell into a coma,

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the family fought bitterly over
what to do with you until it fell apart.

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Honestly speaking,
my mom would rather not see you.

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MY FAMILY FELL APART
DUE TO FIGHTING OVER ME

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Icuras cuora.

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Well then,

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let me prove to you that
I lived in another world.

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What? No, thanks.

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War-grent seld.

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SPRING WATER

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What?

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War-grent magna!

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War-grent rald!

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-This is hard to watch…
-War-grent neld!

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War-grent gad!

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War-grent pad!

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-You know…
-War-grent larch!

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…the economic decline
has been hard on me, too.

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I work part-time to support myself.

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I brought papers for you to apply
for self-reliance support and whatnot.

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Wind, lift!

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No way!

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Wind, return.

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Japanese works in this world.

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It's true.

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Anyway, were you about to hit me
with harsh reality just now?

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-Nope.
-You sure?

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What did you do just now?

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Magic.

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Fire.

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That's amazing! How do you do that?

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Never mind it.

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Who's winning the Console War? Is it SEGA?

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What?

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SEGA? Nowadays?

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In Japan, Sony and Nintendo
dominate the industry.

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What? What about SEGA?

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-Is that something you need to know--
-What about SEGA?

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Well… it gave up making consoles
a good while ago.

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Icuras cuora.

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What does "icuras cuora" do?

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This spell erases memories.

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I use it when things get unbearable.

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Is SEGA's decline such a big shock to him?

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The other world was fraught
with difficulties.

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Want to take a look?

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Oh, sure.

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Make me forget everything I read just now.

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I told you.

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Spirits of memory, deliver unto oblivion.

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SEGA's decline
truly was heart-wrenching to him.

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One week later…

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I decided to make a living
by making money off of my uncle's powers.

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ANOTHER WORLD - LIGHTSABER

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I uploaded videos on YouTube

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and earned about 60,000 yen from ads.

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UNCLE:
YOU'RE FINE THE WAY YOU ARE

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GET HOME

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SOLD CHEAPER THAN A SCOURING PAD

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I shouldn't say this, since I'm crashing,
but isn't this unit too big for just you?

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Yeah, I used to share this room
with someone else,

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but I had troubles with them.

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A roommate? Was it a girlfriend?

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Well, no…

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Wow…

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No, it's called a room share!
Haven't you heard of it?

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No.

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HISTORY OF ROOM SHARE

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There was no such thing 17 years ago?

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Wow, you looked that up in seconds.

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Electronic dictionaries sure have evolved.

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Yep… Wait, what?

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Little Takafumi…

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is old enough to recruit friends
and live with them.

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What were your friends like
in the other world?

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I basically played solo for 17 years.

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Is that right…

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Everyone over there is good-looking.

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They're all handsome men
and beautiful women.

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That's great.

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I must have looked ugly…

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I was hunted down as an orc variant.

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Uncle, hold on.

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-Then--
-It's too heavy!

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I don't want to hear this
while washing the dishes.

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That's how it usually went,
but some were particularly aggressive.

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I told you to wait!

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They followed me around every day
and pestered and harassed me.

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No matter what I did, they made fun of me
and wouldn't let me be who I am.

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How horrible…

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So that's the reality
of a parallel world fantasy life.

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I saved her life when I met her.
She didn't even thank me.

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She sounds like the worst.

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Right?

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She said, "No one asked for your help.
Don't touch me!

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Don't misinterpret it.
I didn't save you for your sake.

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I must be the only one who can stand
being with an orc face like you!"

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She berated me to no end.

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I got rid of her in some city
and took off.

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Don't touch me!

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Don't misinterpret me!

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I must be the only one who can stand
being with an orc face like you.

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The concept of tsundere
became popular around 2004.

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Four years after my uncle left
for the other world.

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What happened to her afterwards?

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What? Who knows?

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Anyway, my life didn't go well
in the other world, either.

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But now I've come back,

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there's the Internet, optical fiber,
and even "wii-fii"!

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This is great!

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With videos, even I can connect
with people from around the world.

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What?

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EVEN A 5TH GRADER LIKE ME
CAN TELL HOW FAKE THIS IS.

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SUCH AMATEUR EDITING.
IS IT A BAD JOKE?

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My uncle,
who returned from the other world…

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LOLOL -
MAD FACE UNCLE

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…stepped into a brand-new world,
the Internet.

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What? How can they see my face?

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-Maybe through this tiny lens?
-It's what people say on the Internet.

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A "sock puppet"? I'm not a hoax!

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Those are commonly used phrases.
Nothing more.

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Hey, why is "LOL" everywhere?

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He doesn't know how to deal with
haters yet.

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MEMORY INTO OBLIVION - THANKS

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USED - GOOD

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I want this cell phone.

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It doesn't open up but slides around.

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Uncle, that one's a 2G.

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Can I buy it through this online auction?

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You can't make calls on it
since it uses an outdated radio wave.

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That's fine. I don't care about calls.

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What about your junior high
and high school friends?

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Takafumi,

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a man who chooses SEGA console
cannot live an ordinary life.

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PERSONAL OPINION

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Why do game consoles dictate
so much of his life?

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That one looks like the cheapest option.

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You already researched it.

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Those smartphones may be tiny,
but they sure are powerful.

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You'll soon get the hang of it.

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"Touch," "swipe," "pinch out"…

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For now,
I want a phone with lots of buttons.

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Yeah?

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But the cool ones that open up,
slide, or spin around are all gone.

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Technological innovation.
Everyone uses touch panel phones now.

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That's 17 years of innovation.

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Actually, I made a technological
advancement in the other world.

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What did you invent?

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I created a vase that poured out water
in a drought-stricken village.

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Awesome! How did you do that?

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I used two spells to…

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It'll be easier to show you my memory.

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Icuras elran.

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This image!

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It's your memory from the other world!

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These magic-storing cards
are called talismans.

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I'll forgo the details, but it worked by
reversing the water electrolysis process.

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Modern science is undefeated!

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Uncle, you dominated the other world.

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The people must have sung your praises
and revered you.

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Not really.

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They tried to hang me.

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The vase, smashed to smithereens.

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It wasn't acceptable in their religion.

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Hold it!

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Someone came to rescue you.

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Yeah, that's the girl
bent on harassing me.

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This girl?

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Yes, he has an evil countenance.
He is more like an orc than a man.

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I don't blame you for distrusting him,
however--

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War-grent grakka.

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That was rough…

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That's how it went.

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Sorry.

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It's hard to see
from the first-person view.

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That bothers you?

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Swipe it like this to turn the camera.

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-Here we go.
-How is that possible?

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Pinch in to make it smaller.

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They almost hunted you down.

201
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:41,046
Can we see what happened to that girl?

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Sure. Let's pinch out to enlarge.

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There she is.

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That coward…

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He ran away.

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Goodness…

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00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:01,692
What a kind girl!
She's also super beautiful!

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That's right, I'm a coward.

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00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,530
END OF AUCTION NOTIFICATION

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Yes, the auction.

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TIME LEFT

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00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:10,576
It's about to end!

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PLACE A BID

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00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:15,080
I'm placing a bid!

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00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,582
What's the shipping cost?

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00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:17,791
What?

217
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:20,044
AUCTION ENDED -
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU WON!

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CHECK YOUR TRANSACTION

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00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,422
BID WON - 1,600 YEN,
SHIPMENT FEE - 2,000 YEN

220
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:27,343
The shipping is 2,000 yen.

221
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:29,887
It's shipped from a remote island
I've never heard of.

222
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:35,267
We don't have to pay for shipping
if we pick it up in person.

223
00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:49,907
What?

224
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:53,369
Uncle!

225
00:15:57,706 --> 00:15:59,166
I'll be back soon.

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00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:07,257
30 MINUTES LATER

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00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:08,342
I'm back.

228
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:14,264
Uncle…

229
00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:19,019
How do you like this headphone?

230
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:21,355
-Where is it auctioned from?
-Kumamoto.

231
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:23,440
Five minutes tops.

232
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:26,902
How about this couch?

233
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,570
Too heavy to haul around.

234
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,531
I'll give you a shoulder massage
afterward.

235
00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:32,449
Well, okay then.

236
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:36,996
My uncle learned how to buy online
with free shipping.

237
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:40,541
Thank you.

238
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:44,837
I could have gone to get it.

239
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:47,006
This rice was on a special discount
on Amazon.

240
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,215
Can you grab me a knife?

241
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:52,261
-Here you go.
-Thanks.

242
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:56,807
What's this? Where'd you get it?

243
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,642
Dimensional storage.

244
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:01,645
Also, this. It's for slaying dragons,
so handle with caution.

245
00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:03,897
You had that at the hospital.

246
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:06,984
Do you have anything else
from the other world?

247
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,110
Certainly.

248
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:11,488
I have this magic sword.

249
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:15,159
My deposit…

250
00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:17,327
I have precious metals, too.

251
00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:21,415
This crystallization of mermaid's tears
was crafted with magic.

252
00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:24,001
This ring is sculpted from rainbow coral.

253
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:26,795
This gem alone can pay to build a castle
in the other world.

254
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,088
Let's sell it!

255
00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:30,340
Fifty yen.

256
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,302
I took it to a pawn shop.

257
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,429
It was appraised for 50 yen.

258
00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:36,764
It's a bit too rare.

259
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:41,560
Our views aren't growing.

260
00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:43,520
We need a breakthrough.

261
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:44,688
Uncle,

262
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:49,401
did you have this ring because
you meant to gift it to someone?

263
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:52,780
Not really.
Gems are more like memorabilia.

264
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:56,617
They can only be obtained
after beating challenging dungeons.

265
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:57,868
Is that so?

266
00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:09,004
You want to talk about relationships?

267
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:13,175
Not really. You don't seem interested in
that kind of thing. So, no thanks.

268
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:16,512
Cut the nonsense.
I've lived for over 30 years.

269
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,097
That comes with experience.

270
00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:23,102
I met my first love in grade school.

271
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,394
What were they like?

272
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:26,230
They were Sonic and Tails.

273
00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:28,065
What?

274
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:41,245
I stopped by the toy shop's display window
every day and spent hours watching the TV.

275
00:18:43,038 --> 00:18:47,126
The title scene was so cute,
I never got tired of it.

276
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,336
Do you have any experience
involving people?

277
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:50,838
Of course I do.

278
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:54,800
Kaede Nanase was a good friend of mine.

279
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:57,970
The enemy group's leader murdered her.

280
00:18:58,053 --> 00:19:00,681
She was then revived as a living machine.

281
00:19:00,764 --> 00:19:04,393
They relentlessly attack her to obtain
the salvation weapon Seven Force.

282
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:06,687
Stage three's boss is the fifth form of…

283
00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:10,315
Does he have any experience
outside of video games in his life?

284
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,235
Did you meet any girls in the other world?

285
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,195
-I did.
-What?

286
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:18,657
Icuras elran.

287
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:40,637
Thank you very much.

288
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:15,088
And that's how I saved her from a monster.

289
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:19,593
More like she offered her life
in exchange for her brothers'.

290
00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:21,470
Wasn't that smooth?

291
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:25,515
Immediately afterward, I was struck
from a blind spot by some goblins.

292
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,769
They threw me off a cliff,
and that was that.

293
00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:30,646
What a disaster.

294
00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:37,486
The two brothers snuck behind him
with terrifying looks on their faces.

295
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,863
Let's check how that ambush occurred.

296
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:41,406
I'm sure they were goblins.

297
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:44,117
-Yeah?
-Yeah, absolutely!

298
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:49,414
I was on the brink of death
when she stumbled into me.

299
00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:52,292
I hate to say this, but she saved me.

300
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:05,347
You…

301
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:07,891
Why did you…

302
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,184
Don't you misunderstand.

303
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,061
You are indebted to me now.

304
00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:14,147
Spend the rest of your life bowing to me.

305
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:17,234
The rest of my life?

306
00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:18,318
What?

307
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,948
That's not what I meant.

308
00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:25,534
I didn't mean "together forever"
or anything.

309
00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:30,122
W-what? Stay away from me!

310
00:21:30,205 --> 00:21:33,041
I'd rather not owe you a huge favor.

311
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,835
-Will this do?
-What?

312
00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:38,005
What?

313
00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:41,842
It's a cosmite ring, said to be
one of the only seven in existence.

314
00:21:41,925 --> 00:21:44,344
What are you doing?

315
00:21:49,766 --> 00:21:50,767
How does it fit?

316
00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:52,811
Wait, hold on!

317
00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:56,148
It's too sudden…

318
00:21:56,231 --> 00:21:57,524
Do you not want it?

319
00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:05,365
I do…

320
00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:14,875
My uncle is about to do
something outrageous!

321
00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:17,252
Was that okay to do?

322
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:21,840
Looks like it means the same in the other
world. Did you take responsibility?

323
00:22:21,923 --> 00:22:23,175
Of course I did.

324
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:28,638
I was responsible enough to have it
redeemed at the next town.

325
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:30,223
Uncle!

326
00:22:36,646 --> 00:22:40,400
You said you dodged her in some town.
So it was this one.

327
00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:42,903
No. She kept following me around.

328
00:22:42,986 --> 00:22:44,780
Maybe she got a taste for money.

329
00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:48,200
I deposited it at a bank.
Where are you going next?

330
00:22:48,283 --> 00:22:51,578
What? You'll stay here for now?
What a coincidence. Me, too!

331
00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:53,121
She's resilient.

332
00:22:54,581 --> 00:22:56,208
As you can see,

333
00:22:56,291 --> 00:22:59,711
these kinds of rare items
can be useful on many occasions.

334
00:23:00,378 --> 00:23:02,923
Let's stash that knife in here.

335
00:23:03,006 --> 00:23:04,049
Sure.

336
00:23:15,143 --> 00:23:16,478
UNCLE!?

337
00:23:16,561 --> 00:23:20,315
My uncle's new video
surpassed 2,000,000 views.

338
00:23:20,398 --> 00:23:22,859
I'M ALIVE

339
00:23:37,624 --> 00:23:40,001
2017, fall.

340
00:23:41,336 --> 00:23:42,963
My new life with my uncle

341
00:23:44,381 --> 00:23:46,258
had just begun.

342
00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:50,929
Subtitle translation by:
Minoru Nishikawa