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‎（《零之使魔》第14卷）

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‎快来瞧

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‎敬文把小黄书带到了学校！

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‎这不是黄书

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‎让我看看！

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‎-住手！
‎-小黄书！

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‎不好 小胜在欺负敬文

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‎这下他惨了

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‎里面画得都是女人

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‎我就是知道是黄书

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‎-是黄书
‎-不 才不是

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‎-太黄了
‎-这叫奇幻轻小说

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‎“这叫‘妻换情’小说”

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‎说得没错！

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‎把小黄书给我

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‎澄夏姐姐

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‎（《零之使魔》第14卷
‎《水都市的圣女》）

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‎（山口升著）

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‎你们管这个叫黄书？

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‎你们不是小孩子了

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‎-快跑！
‎-小胜完蛋了

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‎真对不起 澄夏姐姐

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‎真对不起 澄夏姐姐

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‎澄夏小姐 你太厉害了

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‎对吧？那就是我的澄夏

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‎你把小胜吓得半死

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‎（舅舅：你这样就挺好）

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‎（回家）

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‎（卖得比洗碗布还便宜）

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‎可能是有这么回事

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‎在小学的头几年里 我好像是有点顽皮

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‎但到上中学的时候
‎我就变得很有女孩样了

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‎看到没？

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‎哇！

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‎是你跟敬文的合影

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‎-我要拍下来
‎-拍下来？

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‎（功能-播放-显示-缩放）

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‎你愿意的话
‎我可以把照片发到你的手机上

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‎-怎么发？
‎-用电子邮件之类的

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‎这部手机没有收件箱 而且无法打电话

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‎什么？

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‎手机不能用 你怎么跟敬文联系？

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‎不知道是否可以使用狼烟或旗帜

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‎公寓楼是禁烟的

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‎狼烟和旗帜…

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‎这间公寓是中世纪城堡吗？

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‎-什么？
‎-怎么了？

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‎这杯咖啡香得出奇 怎么回事？

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‎是吧？

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‎我20岁生日收到了一万日元
‎就买了磨咖啡机和一袋咖啡豆

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‎这是我第一次品尝现磨咖啡
‎口感确实不同

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‎舅舅给了你一万日元现金
‎作为生日礼物？

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‎太现实了

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‎只能如此了

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‎如今的年轻人喜欢什么
‎我完全没有头绪

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‎只要心意到 送什么都可以的

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‎真的吗？

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‎那世嘉掌机的电视调谐器呢？

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‎这不是一件好礼物

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‎（什么也看不了
‎模拟广播信号于2011年终止）

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‎说真的 我喜欢收现金

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‎还剩了一些钱 我会再买点咖啡豆的

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‎那给我买点甜食吧

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‎生日礼物吗？

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‎（新消息）

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‎（一件礼物）

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‎（是我初中的时候）

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‎有什么需要帮忙的？

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‎如何删除社交媒体上的照片

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‎等等 你为什么要删掉它？

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‎-我在网上找到如下…
‎-说真的 这样做很危险

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‎-删除社交媒体照片的方法
‎-有什么危险？

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‎你可能会被逮捕 遭到社会的排斥

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‎因为这个被逮捕？太可怕了！

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‎不会的

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‎事实上 我不太确定

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‎抱歉 可能我是有点草率了

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‎还有 拜托你不要给舅舅看

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‎（本月促销 埃塞俄比亚咖啡豆）

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‎今天咖啡豆特价 我要去买一袋！

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‎什么？

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‎澄夏小姐

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‎你拼上性命发的泳装照

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‎在吸引力方面
‎居然不敌咖啡豆的促销广告

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‎不 不是的

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‎我当时只是个中学生

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‎如果他看到我现在…

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‎冻结！

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‎你干什么？

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‎我把咖啡弄洒了！有没有烫到你？

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‎我不会用治愈系魔法

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‎可我怎么感觉自己被冻伤了呢

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‎那么…

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‎火之精灵

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‎用熊熊的地狱之火 把敌人化为灰烬

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‎别再用魔法了！

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‎拜托 那请洗个澡吧

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‎实在是太抱歉了

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‎我在这里 你可能会洗得不自在

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‎我出去几个钟头

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‎我会把敬文的衣服留在外面

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‎多么温暖惬意

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‎是男士衬衣

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‎要是敬文喜欢穿男士衬衣的女孩呢？

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‎不太可能吧？

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‎如果他看见我的裸体
‎对我的看法会不会有所改变？

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‎-被看见也没什么损失
‎-舅舅？

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‎帘子怎么拉上了？

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‎对…对不起

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‎真的 对不起！

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‎我出去几个钟头

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‎-敬文
‎-真对不起

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‎我正在努力不去想那种事

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‎但你这么可爱 我实在是忍不住

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‎被朋友那样盯着看
‎你一定很难为情 对吗？

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‎对不起

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‎你能那样看着我

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‎其实我很开心

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‎澄夏

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‎你总是这么体贴

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‎-我会负起全部责任的
‎-责任？

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‎你什么意思？

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‎我把旗帜倒过来挂上了

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‎旗？

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‎怎么回事？

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‎敬文 你遇到危险了吗？

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‎旗帜是紧急状态！

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‎这是怎么回事？

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‎我用旗帜作为信号 让舅舅赶快回家

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‎精灵会告诉他旗帜的状态

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‎（危险-回家-正常）

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‎他们说什么旗帜和狼烟 居然是认真的

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‎舅舅

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‎我不小心看到女性朋友在换衣服

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‎我想担起责任

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‎-拜托你抹除我的记忆
‎-什么！

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‎明白了 我会让你忘得一干二净

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‎记忆之灵 施以忘却…

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‎住手！

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‎你为什么要这样做 傻瓜？

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‎我完全不介意！

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‎澄夏

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‎-谢谢你
‎-住手！

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‎你一点都没变

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‎还是那么体贴

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‎别再这么说了！不要试图忘记这事！

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‎-澄夏…
‎-这是刚买的咖啡豆吗？

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‎尽管很难为情 你还是在照顾我的感受

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‎要我做点咖啡吗？

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‎-敢抹除记忆 我就再让你看一次！
‎-澄夏…

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‎一点都没变 是个很好很贴心的朋友

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‎-能跟她重逢 我太开心了
‎-笨蛋！

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‎希望她也有同感

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‎（光-暗-剑）

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‎（和乐怡水蜜桃 3%酒精度）

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‎注意了

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‎澄夏小姐 你不是还未成年吗？

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‎我今天20岁了 所以完全合法

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‎是吗？生日快乐

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‎非常感谢

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‎你从17岁那年起就待在异世界里
‎今年一定是34岁了

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‎三十党？

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‎不 我的生日已经过去了 所以是35岁

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‎明白了

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‎那就是四十党

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‎“三十党”和“四十党”是2006年
‎出现的日本流行语

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‎（存在各种说法）

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‎糟糕…

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‎没有什么特别的东西
‎可以当作生日礼物送给你

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‎不用 没关系的

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‎那至少让我送一句金玉良言吧

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‎这可是我的人生哲学

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‎“困难即是机遇”

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‎当你正要放弃时

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‎当你接连遭遇外界不利因素的打击时

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‎只要转移注意力 你就有可能改变局面

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‎所以无论你面临什么艰难困苦

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‎最重要的是抗争到底

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‎说得啰唆了点 但希望你永远不要忘记

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‎能听到你分享智慧之言 真是意外

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‎非常感谢

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‎“困难即是机遇”吗？

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‎异世界返回的油管主播说出这种话
‎好像还挺深刻

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‎拍马屁也没用

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‎但是现在

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‎连你们俩都到了法定饮酒年龄

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‎伊库拉斯埃尔兰

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‎这是我第一次喝酒的情形

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‎当时我刚满20岁

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‎-刚满20岁？
‎-刚满20岁？

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‎没错

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‎以前让你们看到的那些
‎都是这幅画面之前的事情

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‎-可以说是翩翩少年
‎-翩翩少年？

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‎我当时好年轻 现在真的老了

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‎-是啊
‎-说得对

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‎他看上去根本没变化！

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‎完全看不出区别

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‎哇 真漂亮

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‎哇…

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‎傲娇姐姐！

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‎看来她也在那里

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‎我依稀记得在第二天早上看到了她

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‎之前你舅舅变的
‎就是这位漂亮的姑娘吗？

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‎没错 一直跟着他呢

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‎-你是不是说反了？
‎-不 我没说错

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‎不知道为什么 但她总是跟着他

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‎-你们在说《秘境魔宝》吗？
‎-舅舅 不关你的事

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‎真是巧啊

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‎别处还有空桌…

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‎那天到底是怎么回事？

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‎你重新封闭了城市上空的屏障

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‎你在哪学会的？

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‎来 尝尝这个

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‎这是什么？味道不错

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‎还有别的菜呢

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‎如果你能不告诉别人屏障是我打破的
‎我会万分感激

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‎-什么？
‎-求你不要告诉别人

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‎你怎么会变得这么厉害 兽人脸？

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‎因为我独自苦练了无数次

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‎我不是这个意思

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‎三年前我第一次遇到你时…

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‎显然你还是个新手战士

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‎但不知如何 你居然杀死了毒龙

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‎我不知道那是毒龙

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‎是真的 它就是毒龙

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‎不知道对方是什么就跟它战斗了吗？
‎没有武器 也没经过训练？

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‎简直是送死 愚蠢的兽人脸…

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‎那我该怎么做？我只是想救你

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‎你就是这样到处勾引女孩的吗？

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‎当我杀死烈焰龙后
‎那个女孩确实对我感激涕零

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‎烈焰龙？

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‎你使用冻神剑了吗？

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‎你有没有被认作是冰之一族的继承人？

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‎-不 我没用剑就打败了它
‎-你一定是在开玩笑

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‎传说中的烈焰龙浑身都是魔法烈焰甲

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‎只能用冰加以封印

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‎不 你错了

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‎以烈焰对付烈焰

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‎在那条龙喷火时
‎用物理剑就能伤害到它

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‎什么？你是怎么想到这一层的？

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‎我用不同的策略多次挑战它

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‎你不相信我？

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‎这是那次的战利品 瓶装火焰

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‎只要打开瓶子 烈焰龙就会复活

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‎真的吗？

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‎反正你可以随时再杀死它

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‎兽人先生无所畏惧 对吗？

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‎这不是真的

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‎你之所以无法打败它
‎是因为你从一开始就放弃了

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‎你说什么？

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‎“困难即是机遇”

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‎什么？

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‎这是我的座右铭

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‎哪怕是面对最糟糕的局面
‎一个举动就能扭转乾坤

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‎所以永远都不能放弃 要继续努力

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‎被你说出来 真是出人意料的深刻
‎兽人脸 这句话出自哪？

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‎《噗呦噗呦》的攻略

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‎在玩《噗呦噗呦》时
‎即便是一半的屏幕都被占据了

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‎也不能放弃 要继续盖下去

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‎你有可能一次消掉很多 赢得很多分数

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‎他从《噗呦噗呦》的攻略里
‎学到人生经验

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‎我又上当了

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‎突然很想玩了

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‎你们想在世嘉土星上
‎玩《噗呦噗呦3》吗？

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‎等你们坐烦了 过来跟我一起玩

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‎舅舅已经干别的事去了

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‎你之后有事吗？

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‎我在客栈定了间房
‎你不如跟我一起去吧？

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‎你以为我会那么轻易跟你回住处吗？

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‎你终于暴露了真面目 兽人！

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‎别碰我

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‎怎么？

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‎干吗？

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‎-我们走
‎-好吧

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‎不 我不是那个意思

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‎舅舅

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‎喝醉了就会变成禽兽吗？

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‎能来和我玩一局《噗呦噗呦》…

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‎我们不玩！去玩个单人游戏

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‎给你

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‎《救火奇兵》

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‎没有多功能手柄 感觉不一样

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‎你对付他很有一套

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‎喂 你

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‎你…好好走路

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‎谢谢

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‎在碰到困难时你能在我身边 我很高兴

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‎什么？

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‎你一直在掩饰自己的痛苦

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‎说实话 真的很麻烦

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‎但幸好还有你

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‎房间在二楼

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‎好的

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‎没想到我对你这么重要

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‎到了

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‎钥匙呢？

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‎你真是笨死了！那好吧

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‎看来我别无选择
‎只能像这样永远帮你了

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‎不 现在不用了

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‎你救了我！喝醉了真麻烦！

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‎谢谢你送我回房间 再见了！

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‎敬文 没有多功能手柄
‎这款游戏太难玩了

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‎我睡着了吗？

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‎-是的
‎-是的

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‎快进到第二天早上看看

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‎我的头疼死了

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‎喂 兽人脸 瞌睡虫

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‎-你今天打算干什么？
‎-你怎么会在这？

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‎我打算去完成死亡陷阱迷宫

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‎这个姑娘真固执！

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‎-等等 看她的眼睛
‎-怎么了？

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‎没什么值得看的…对吧？

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‎-澄夏？
‎-我必须喝点酒！

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‎我能理解

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‎给 你也必须喝！

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‎（治愈系柠檬酸味酒 酒精度5%）

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‎舅舅居然喝光了

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‎当然了 小菜一碟…

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‎糟了 我想吐

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‎-我要回家了
‎-等等

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‎-是你害他喝醉的
‎-别担心 我会送你回家

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‎什么？不用了 我住得也不远…

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‎风之精灵！

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‎我好晕！

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‎没有多功能手柄 我飞不稳

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‎敬文！你舅舅已经无法区分
‎现实和电子游戏世界了！

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‎舅舅！

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‎我舅舅一点酒量都没有

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‎我告诫自己
‎以后决不再让他喝高度数酸味酒了

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‎放我们下去 舅舅！

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‎（死亡陷阱迷宫）

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‎你受伤了吗？都说了不要跟过来

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‎你中毒了？我帮你吸出来

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00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:12,956
‎-你别管
‎-我怎么能不管？

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‎你一定很不舒服 我帮你脱掉盔甲

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‎什么？

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‎最下面的不用脱！

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‎你没事吧？疼吗？

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‎我能为你做点什么吗？

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‎你能别管我了吗？

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‎别傻了 你这么虚弱 我怎么可能丢下你

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‎肚子这里是不是绑得太紧了？

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‎兽人脸…

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‎-嗯…
‎-怎么了？

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‎-对不起
‎-什么？

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‎与其说是毒药
‎不如说更像是成人漫画中的春药

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‎真有这种东西

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‎舅舅 没有画面了

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‎是精灵的发饰造成的

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‎使用发饰时 我们无法读取记忆

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‎她甚至用东西把解毒剂藏了起来

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‎吝啬鬼

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‎这下你们该看到毒药的危险性了

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‎连她那么坚强的精灵都差点没命…

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‎我想给敬文下毒 能给我一剂吗？

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‎为什么？你太可怕了

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