1 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:26,647 Hey, Josh, you ever heard you're a bitch? 2 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:29,650 Jason, come on now, bro. 3 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:30,817 Come on, bro. 4 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:32,152 - Poor bitch. 5 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:33,654 Hey, Jay, catch it, bro. 6 00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:39,076 - Hey, guys, can I join? 7 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:40,827 Sure, loser. 8 00:02:42,746 --> 00:02:43,747 Move, loser. 9 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:46,833 This guy really thought he could play with us. 10 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:49,294 Have fun in Dork Land. 11 00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:11,900 I see you, buddy. 12 00:03:11,983 --> 00:03:14,695 Stop playing with your food and eat it. 13 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:20,534 So, Morgan, how was your day today? 14 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:22,786 Anything exciting? 15 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:30,043 Okay, sweetheart, I know it's been tough since the move, 16 00:03:30,127 --> 00:03:32,796 but I really think this will be good for you. 17 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:34,631 You know, it's a change of pace 18 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:38,301 and you'll get to meet new Kids... 19 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:43,181 - So Morgan, I hear that you are going to summer camp. 20 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:46,601 - I'm being sent to summer camp, against my will. 21 00:03:47,978 --> 00:03:49,604 - Clearly thrilled. - How could I be? 22 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:51,773 - I don't know, sometimes, 23 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:54,651 little surprises can be a good thing. 24 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:55,986 - Thank you. 25 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,195 - Oh yeah, I mean, 26 00:03:57,279 --> 00:03:59,740 I used to love to go to summer camp. 27 00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:02,033 I met the best man at my wedding there. 28 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:03,702 - Really? - Yeah. 29 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:08,415 You get to go and flirt and screw around, 30 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:11,585 and, take it from me, two months away from these two, 31 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:12,794 you'll never want to come home. 32 00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:15,630 - Oh, thanks. - All right, Pops. 33 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:18,425 Let's not convince our son to emancipate. 34 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:21,553 - Can I take that? - Yeah. Thank you. 35 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:22,596 - I'm done too. 36 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:24,473 - Oh no you're not. - Finish those veggies. 37 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:26,057 You'll grow strong. 38 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:30,437 - Hey, Morgan. 39 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:36,026 I think this camp sounds like a pretty fun thing. 40 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:38,445 I don't know. 41 00:04:39,237 --> 00:04:41,865 - Sometimes the best adventures are unplanned. 42 00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:52,417 My dad gave this to me when I was about your age 43 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:53,960 when I went to summer camp. 44 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:58,799 - Whoa. This is badass. 45 00:05:02,511 --> 00:05:06,807 - And more important, how sweet is it gonna be 46 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:09,810 to get away from those assholes. 47 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:11,311 Yeah. 48 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:13,814 - Roy, you wanna top up before dessert? 49 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:15,982 - Oh honey, you come and sit down, you have a seat. 50 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:18,568 I'm gonna get up and get these old legs moving again. 51 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:20,821 Morgan, you want another Merlot? 52 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:21,822 - Sure. 53 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,827 - Your grandpa's right. 54 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:28,912 Surprises can be a really good thing. 55 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:32,123 Keep an open mind, right? 56 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:45,846 Promise? 57 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:49,516 - Grandpa. - Oh my God. 58 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:52,435 - Dad, Dad, Dad! 59 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:55,605 - Dad? Dad? 60 00:05:56,898 --> 00:05:57,941 Call 911. 61 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:04,990 - I'm calling 911. 62 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:11,121 Hi, yes, I am at 352 Galway Court Road. 63 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:13,874 My father-in-law has collapsed. 64 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:09,220 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. 65 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:58,770 - Sweetie, tell your counselors 66 00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:01,690 if you have any trouble sleeping, okay? 67 00:08:01,773 --> 00:08:03,233 They can get in touch with us. 68 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:10,115 And speaking of sleeping, go easy on the sugar. 69 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:11,241 Okay? 70 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,201 I don't want you to have any more nightmares. 71 00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:15,996 - Hey, did I mention Jess from work is also sending her son, 72 00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:17,288 CJ, to camp this summer. 73 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:18,415 Gonna be a roommate. 74 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:22,002 - Yes, Dad, you told me this a million times already. 75 00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:23,545 It's just, CJ's a real dick. 76 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:24,921 - Oh, hey, language. 77 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:27,424 - You've met the kid literally one time. 78 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:28,925 Can't be that bad. 79 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,385 - Well, he is. 80 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:42,022 - Look, I know you don't understand this, 81 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:45,108 but you need this 82 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:48,486 and it's gonna be good. 83 00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:57,203 It's gonna be good. 84 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:37,744 Remember when you fucked it up last year? 85 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:39,287 We're not gonna do that again, okay? 86 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:41,081 So we're gonna make it look beautiful. 87 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:45,543 Everyone's on their way, can you move a little quicker. 88 00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:47,212 We do this every fucking year. 89 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:52,175 Thank you. 90 00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:12,487 - Avery, are you ready for another wild couple 91 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:13,530 of months, brother? 92 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,782 - Oh, sure, man, having to do the Lord's work. 93 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,158 - Amen. Amen. 94 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:19,119 Do you wanna roll one of those for me, will ya? 95 00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:20,120 Nothing wrong with getting a little high 96 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:22,122 right before we have to start delting. 97 00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:24,541 You like that? Right? 98 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,209 Like this? - Oh yeah. 99 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:29,796 - Ugh, get a room. 100 00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:32,132 - Why would we do that? Why would we get a room? 101 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:33,133 There's cabins everywhere. 102 00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:34,843 - Okay, I have to take care of these. 103 00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:37,262 Then I also took the badges from Collins' office. 104 00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:41,057 Yeah, I'd love if you guys 105 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,475 picked up some slack around here. 106 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:44,352 Everyone's busting their ass outside. 107 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:46,980 Maybe you could, I dunno, put on a shirt, Kazswar. 108 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,898 - What, and deprive you of all this? Come on. 109 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,400 - Believe it or not, I can go an hour or two 110 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:53,278 without seeing your chest, unlike some of us. 111 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:56,239 - You don't need to be a bitch, Rachel. 112 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:57,699 - Damn! 113 00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:00,410 Hey-o, did somebody call the fun police? 114 00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:03,037 - Franklin, did you hear us laughing again 115 00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:04,289 and you come in here to break up the party? 116 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:05,415 So you're really still leaning 117 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,000 into this jock counselor thing, huh? 118 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,168 - Yeah. 119 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:10,336 - Laurie, you wanna come help me down by the docks? 120 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:12,755 - Something to do. 121 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:14,549 Ah baby, I can give you something to do. 122 00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:19,137 - Oh, Kaz, by the way, I hear Collins is looking 123 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:21,181 for someone to put new air fresheners in the bathrooms. 124 00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:23,975 - Oh really? - Thank you for that. 125 00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:25,518 - Collins can bite me. 126 00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:27,353 - Collins can what? - Oh, shit. 127 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:32,358 - It's this kind of bullshit 128 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:34,152 that got you nearly canned last summer. 129 00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:35,737 Alright? You're here to work. 130 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:38,198 Put on a shirt, hang these up in the shitter, alright? 131 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:39,616 - Really me? - Yeah. 132 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,285 - Somebody took a weapons grade BM in there. 133 00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:44,996 - You suck, man. 134 00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:46,289 - What was that? - Huh? 135 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,291 - I know, I know. I know what you said. 136 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:52,212 And you? 137 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:59,260 Do you understand, right, that you're the adult supervision. 138 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:00,470 Okay? 139 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:04,807 Just make yourself useful. 140 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:07,518 Go, go help out Kazswar with the bathrooms. 141 00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:18,154 Last names A through M to the left, 142 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,322 N through Z to the right. 143 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:20,907 Hey, welcome back, guys. 144 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,254 Doesn't it look fun? 145 00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:36,422 It looks so cool, right? 146 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:38,258 Hey, welcome guys. 147 00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:41,844 Hey, how are y'all? Welcome, welcome. 148 00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:52,689 This is so great, look at the climbing wall over there. 149 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,357 How cool is that, huh? 150 00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:04,450 - Hello there, first-timer, welcome to Camp Almar. 151 00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:05,743 Can I get a name, buddy? 152 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,078 - Uh, Morgan Davis. 153 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:09,289 - Uh, Morgan? 154 00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:11,332 Yes, there you are. 155 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:14,294 Okay, now Morgan, if I could get you to write 156 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:16,379 your name on one of these lanyards, 157 00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:21,301 that is gonna give you access to food, 158 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:23,594 renting fishing poles, all that fun stuff. 159 00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:26,889 Don't lose it or you'll be sleeping with the fishes. 160 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:30,268 Uh... 161 00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:34,105 - Okay. 162 00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:35,523 - Perfect. 163 00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:37,442 - Okay, let's see your bunk. 164 00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:41,112 - Actually, we don't allow parents past this point. 165 00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:42,405 Camp policy. 166 00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:46,409 - Okay? 167 00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:51,331 Listen to me, baby, you're gonna do so great. 168 00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:52,790 It's gonna be so much fun. 169 00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:58,338 Just be safe, behave, be brave, 170 00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:02,633 and I swear it's gonna be the best summer ever, okay? 171 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:03,718 - Mom. 172 00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:07,055 I love you so much. 173 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,439 Oh, I almost forgot. 174 00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,652 I love you, love you, love you. 175 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,043 - Okay. 176 00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:40,254 Are you ready to have the best summer ever? 177 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:41,631 I know I am. 178 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,759 Here, you know what, lemme get that bag for you. 179 00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:16,749 Hey, CJ. 180 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,797 - Hey, hey, I saw what you're doing. 181 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,424 Guys, you need to get in your suits 182 00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:25,675 and grab your towels, all right? 183 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,468 Meet all campers by the lakefront in 10 minutes 184 00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:29,095 for our welcome orientation. 185 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,808 Keeping my eye on you guys. 186 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:36,519 Oh, by the way, I'm Franklin, nice to meet you. 187 00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:45,528 I believe in myself and my abilities. 188 00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:49,240 I am the architect of my fate. 189 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,452 I can achieve what I've- 190 00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,829 - Move, move, move, move, move, move. 191 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:55,997 There we go. 192 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,458 Alright, listen up, you little monsters and freaks, 193 00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:00,460 I need you to line up and shut up. 194 00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:02,044 You, back to your seats. 195 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,921 You are very attractive. Hi, how are you? 196 00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:06,924 - You, hey, hey, get to your seat. 197 00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:08,468 What are you doing? 198 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:10,470 Yo, hey, what's your name, big dog. 199 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,138 What's your name, huh? 200 00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,476 Does that say Doink? Effing Doink. 201 00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:19,479 Hey, Doink, listen, I'm in charge here. 202 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:23,149 So when I say take your seats, I expect you to go. 203 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:24,233 Capisce? 204 00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:30,031 - First year here? 205 00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:35,244 - Yeah. 206 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:36,829 - I can tell. 207 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,165 I'm Pilar. 208 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,417 - That's a nice name. 209 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:42,502 - Hey, thanks. 210 00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:44,003 I've had it since I was born. 211 00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:48,758 - I'm Morgan. 212 00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:52,136 - Well, Morgan, you should probably shut up 213 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:54,597 so you don't get us in trouble with that jerk. 214 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:00,520 - Go ahead and hand it over. 215 00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:01,521 - No, but I got a note and- 216 00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:03,105 I don't care if you got a note, right? 217 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,483 No tech anywhere out here. 218 00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:09,695 Hand it over, or I'm taking away your dessert privileges, 219 00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:13,032 and by the looks of it, you really wouldn't like that. 220 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,619 There you go, big guy. Go ahead. 221 00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:19,539 Oh, he flipped me off. 222 00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:21,624 Doink the Oink, everybody, give it up for him. 223 00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:25,461 - Really? - What? 224 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:28,589 What the hell? 225 00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:30,967 - Who is ready to have the time of their lives? 226 00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:35,555 For those of you who are new, my name is Hugh Collins. 227 00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,932 I'm the camp director and we are thrilled 228 00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:40,268 to have you here with us this summer. 229 00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:43,646 Now, just so you know, I oversee these knuckleheads, 230 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,023 but also disciplinary measures. 231 00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:48,276 So as I like to say, if you're seeing me, 232 00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:50,778 you're either infirmed or in trouble. 233 00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,198 Lots of laughter. 234 00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:56,200 Alright, how about a word or two about sunscreen? 235 00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:58,077 Now your folks probably- 236 00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,579 - I'm Morgan. 237 00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:00,663 - Doink, apparently. 238 00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:03,791 - I won't call you that if you don't mind. 239 00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:05,585 That guy seems to a total asshole. 240 00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:06,836 - Yeah, no shit. 241 00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:11,674 Dirk. 242 00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:14,594 - Now, since it's hot as balls out here, 243 00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:17,221 let's get you guys in that water, huh? 244 00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:21,392 Alright, you're gonna follow your cabin counselor down 245 00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:24,395 to the lake where they'll administer your swim test, 246 00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:26,147 and that'll clear you for the whole summer, 247 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,607 because as I like to say, 248 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:30,067 happiness is about making your own waves. 249 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:34,488 Don't- - Dude, you gotta stop it. 250 00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:35,823 It gets worse every year. 251 00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:37,575 - Alright, we got a lot to do here. 252 00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:39,452 Okay, so let's get moving. Let's go down to that water. 253 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,037 - Come on. - Let's go. 254 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,706 Who wants to have some fun? 255 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,270 - You gotta piss or something? 256 00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:09,440 Okay, who is ready to have some fun? 257 00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:11,817 Whoo! If you can hear me, clap once. 258 00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:14,070 If you can hear me, stomp your feet. 259 00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:16,864 Okay, great. 260 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,532 All right, so here are the rules. 261 00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,451 One camper per cabin at a time. 262 00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,787 Okay, you're gonna jump to the water, swim to the buoy, 263 00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:24,664 and then swim on back. 264 00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:27,041 Easy enough, right? 265 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:35,675 - Um, excuse me, Franklin, can I not do this? 266 00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:38,094 I don't swim. 267 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,804 - Wait, you can't swim? 268 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:42,848 Did y'all hear that? This nerd can't swim? 269 00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:46,143 - You know what, this happens every summer. 270 00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:47,687 Camper decides he doesn't wanna do it 271 00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,689 and then they regret it the next week. 272 00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:50,815 - She's right, Morgan. 273 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,817 That means zero lake privileges this summer. 274 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,653 No rowboats, no rope swing, no playing chicken. 275 00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:57,780 - I understand. 276 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:00,783 - Okay, let's move on. 277 00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:23,013 Hey! 278 00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:26,976 Why is the shy kid on his butt? 279 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,070 - Shit. 280 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:48,831 Congratulations, Corbin, 45 minutes into day one 281 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,125 and you're in the dog house. 282 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:52,334 - I didn't do anything. 283 00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:53,461 - Look, you know we have 284 00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:55,337 a zero tolerance policy for bullying. 285 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:58,674 - This is bullshit - Hey, try me. All right? 286 00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:00,676 You like cleaning toilets 287 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,011 because I got a couple of counselors who can't get 288 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,637 to the hard to reach places. 289 00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:10,728 All right, just get outta my office. 290 00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:18,319 And will you try to at least act like a decent human being? 291 00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:35,795 Dammit. 292 00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:08,828 - Is it? 293 00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:27,721 Morgan? 294 00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:30,516 Shit, I'm sorry man. 295 00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:31,809 - It's fine. 296 00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:34,895 - Anyways, I was telling Sam, oh, this is Sam, by the way, 297 00:22:34,979 --> 00:22:37,231 and that's Raj, they're roomed with me. 298 00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:38,858 - Hey man, I get it. 299 00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:40,067 I freak out all the time. 300 00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:41,151 I like attention. 301 00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:43,863 - Oh God, will you shut the hell up? 302 00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:45,447 - Anyone know any campfire songs? 303 00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:46,448 No. 304 00:22:48,951 --> 00:22:51,203 - How about a story? - How about a scary story? 305 00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:52,872 - Yeah. - Yes. 306 00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:57,918 - Has anyone here ever heard of the story about the Doctor? 307 00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:59,461 - Doink, no. 308 00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:03,883 I have to listen to this story every damn year and it sucks. 309 00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:05,009 I've never heard it. 310 00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:07,094 - I can try to tell it. My brother told me at least- 311 00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:08,888 - No, I'll tell it. 312 00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:11,140 I'll keep it PG-13, don't worry. 313 00:23:14,977 --> 00:23:19,982 So way before Camp Almar, there used to be cabins 314 00:23:20,691 --> 00:23:23,569 all throughout these woods everywhere. 315 00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:28,991 One of those cabins belonged to a doctor. 316 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:36,457 Yeah, he had a wife, two Kids. 317 00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:38,375 It was their summer home. 318 00:23:39,168 --> 00:23:41,587 And it was private. 319 00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:46,926 They'd come up here and they'd swim, fish, whatever. 320 00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:50,429 But the doctor had one rule while they stayed there. 321 00:23:52,014 --> 00:23:55,809 He had this, this huge cellar in the basement. 322 00:23:55,893 --> 00:23:58,145 And every night when the family went to sleep, 323 00:23:58,228 --> 00:24:00,064 the doctor would go down there, 324 00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:02,608 and he wouldn't come out until the sun came up. 325 00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:04,944 - How come? 326 00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:07,613 - See, his wife had the same question. 327 00:24:08,489 --> 00:24:11,992 So one night when the doctor thinks she's asleep, 328 00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:13,702 she follows him down there 329 00:24:14,411 --> 00:24:17,122 and she discovers something horrific. 330 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:22,378 Men and women, mutilated. 331 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:26,966 People's limbs were being ripped off and sewn back together, 332 00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:29,009 their features all warped. 333 00:24:29,093 --> 00:24:32,763 You see, by day, the doctor was performing 334 00:24:32,846 --> 00:24:36,266 these life-saving surgeries, but by night, 335 00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:41,981 he was taking human lives and creating monsters. 336 00:24:44,942 --> 00:24:46,068 - Then what happened? 337 00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:48,112 - She tried to run. 338 00:24:48,946 --> 00:24:50,990 When the doctor caught her, he wanted to make sure 339 00:24:51,073 --> 00:24:54,368 that he would never lose his beloved family. 340 00:24:55,369 --> 00:24:58,163 He told the cops, she left, took the kids. 341 00:24:58,247 --> 00:25:03,502 But in reality, he sewed them all together. 342 00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:07,006 Mommy and her two babies combined 343 00:25:07,089 --> 00:25:10,092 into one happy family forever. 344 00:25:16,557 --> 00:25:20,144 Years later, they tore it down. We built Almar. 345 00:25:21,103 --> 00:25:26,108 But rumor has it, if you stay up too late 346 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,527 or if you leave your cabin past curfew, 347 00:25:29,486 --> 00:25:34,158 you just might see the doctor wandering through these woods, 348 00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:41,623 searching for his basement, his life's work, his family. 349 00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:43,959 - What about all those monsters? 350 00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:45,377 Caroline, stop. 351 00:25:47,129 --> 00:25:48,130 - Ask Kazswar. 352 00:25:49,173 --> 00:25:50,257 - Why? 353 00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:51,425 - Because I'm one of them! 354 00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:57,056 - Okay. 355 00:25:58,015 --> 00:25:59,016 - Welcome to camp. 356 00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:00,851 - No shit. 357 00:26:00,934 --> 00:26:03,353 - Let's not litter. - Thank you. 358 00:26:07,775 --> 00:26:09,151 Alright, back to your cabins. 359 00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:12,905 If you see a cup, pick it up. 360 00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:14,323 Thank you. 361 00:26:28,504 --> 00:26:33,467 - Hey, you okay, like, after what happened down at the lake? 362 00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:36,970 - Yeah, I was, I'm fine. 363 00:26:37,054 --> 00:26:39,348 - I just saw you were crying and- 364 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,266 - No, I don't, I don't think I was. 365 00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:50,776 Do you think that was a true story about 366 00:26:50,859 --> 00:26:52,528 the doctor or whatever? 367 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:54,571 - Ooh, are you scared, Morgan? 368 00:26:54,655 --> 00:26:56,907 - No, no, I was just asking. 369 00:26:57,783 --> 00:27:00,160 - I find summer camps to be inherently creepy. 370 00:27:00,244 --> 00:27:02,204 So counselors make this shit up 371 00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:04,915 to make sure we don't break curfew or whatever. 372 00:27:04,998 --> 00:27:07,126 I've heard like five different versions of that stupid story 373 00:27:07,209 --> 00:27:08,210 at this point. 374 00:27:10,087 --> 00:27:11,421 Well, this is you. 375 00:27:14,091 --> 00:27:15,676 - Wait, where's your cabin? 376 00:27:17,219 --> 00:27:19,096 - Over on the other side of camp. 377 00:27:19,263 --> 00:27:22,224 - Then, why'd you walk with me all the way to my cabin? 378 00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:25,227 - Because you're a fraidy-cat. 379 00:27:26,061 --> 00:27:28,021 See you tomorrow, dude. 380 00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:00,530 What is that? 381 00:29:25,931 --> 00:29:27,182 Help! 382 00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:29,977 - What the fuck was that? - Oh baby! 383 00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:31,728 Oh, come on, don't stop. 384 00:29:31,812 --> 00:29:32,854 - Sorry. 385 00:29:32,938 --> 00:29:34,356 Help! 386 00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:36,775 - Goddammit. 387 00:29:37,526 --> 00:29:39,152 Gotta go, shit, sorry. 388 00:29:39,236 --> 00:29:41,280 - Are you fucking kidding me? - Gotta go. 389 00:29:55,669 --> 00:29:57,296 - There's someone in my cabin. 390 00:30:02,384 --> 00:30:03,885 But I saw him. 391 00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:05,178 He came out of my room. 392 00:30:05,262 --> 00:30:08,473 Morgan, you have nothing to worry about, okay? 393 00:30:08,557 --> 00:30:10,726 Everyone is fast asleep. 394 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:12,394 - But the door was open... 395 00:30:13,979 --> 00:30:18,317 - Your file mentioned that you have nightmares sometimes. 396 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,777 I mean, do you think that maybe- - But, but I saw him. 397 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:25,324 Really, you two? 398 00:30:25,407 --> 00:30:26,950 - Guys, I told you we need to stop telling 399 00:30:27,034 --> 00:30:28,327 that stupid story. 400 00:30:28,410 --> 00:30:31,246 He's not real, Morgan, it's just a dumb story. 401 00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:34,499 - We have to tell the story. Campers insist on it. 402 00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:39,046 - Yeah, by the way, she's the one who's been telling it, 403 00:30:39,129 --> 00:30:40,714 so you should bitch at her. 404 00:30:40,797 --> 00:30:42,007 - Franklin, will you please walk Morgan 405 00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:43,008 back to his cabin? 406 00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:44,885 - Of course. - Thank you. 407 00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:47,304 - And get some sleep, okay? 408 00:30:51,641 --> 00:30:53,143 - So we good here? Do we- 409 00:30:53,226 --> 00:30:54,394 - I don't care. 410 00:30:54,478 --> 00:30:55,729 - All right! Let's go. 411 00:31:30,639 --> 00:31:33,392 - See, no doctor in here as far as I can tell. 412 00:31:33,475 --> 00:31:34,393 - But- 413 00:31:34,476 --> 00:31:36,395 - You've had a rough day, Morgan. 414 00:31:36,478 --> 00:31:38,563 I'm sure that stupid story didn't help, 415 00:31:38,647 --> 00:31:40,482 but Camp Almar is a safe place. 416 00:31:44,361 --> 00:31:46,988 Let's just take it easy, okay? 417 00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:48,240 Tomorrow, no surprises. 418 00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:51,284 Let's just have some fun, huh? 419 00:31:56,498 --> 00:31:57,499 Sweet dreams. 420 00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:17,769 - No running. 421 00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:25,527 Hey. 422 00:32:26,153 --> 00:32:27,529 - Look who it is. 423 00:32:28,530 --> 00:32:29,531 - Is that good? 424 00:32:30,657 --> 00:32:33,326 - It's okay. Kind of a downer, honestly. 425 00:32:35,537 --> 00:32:36,580 - I like to read. 426 00:32:36,663 --> 00:32:38,081 I read a lot actually. 427 00:32:38,165 --> 00:32:39,541 - Really? 428 00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:42,586 Well, maybe we could go on a little reading date. 429 00:32:44,754 --> 00:32:45,755 Outing? 430 00:32:47,549 --> 00:32:49,634 - Yeah, yeah that would be cool. 431 00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:55,348 - Hey, my cabin signed up for a bird watching hike, 432 00:32:55,432 --> 00:32:57,017 so I should get going. 433 00:33:03,231 --> 00:33:04,149 See you around. 434 00:33:06,443 --> 00:33:07,569 - Fascinating. 435 00:33:11,573 --> 00:33:13,867 - So, is that your new girlfriend? 436 00:33:13,950 --> 00:33:14,910 Shut up. 437 00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:16,703 You guys are such dicks. 438 00:33:16,786 --> 00:33:19,206 - Come on, you know you love her. 439 00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:23,168 - Come on, let's go play some badminton. 440 00:34:20,267 --> 00:34:21,268 - CJ? 441 00:34:26,523 --> 00:34:28,650 - Leave me the fuck alone. 442 00:34:48,670 --> 00:34:50,589 Knock, knock. 443 00:34:50,672 --> 00:34:52,132 You doing okay, Morgan? 444 00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:55,885 - Yeah, I guess. 445 00:35:03,685 --> 00:35:08,106 Franklin, do you think maybe I could... 446 00:35:08,898 --> 00:35:11,526 not room with CJ? 447 00:35:15,363 --> 00:35:18,283 - Look, I know it might not make sense, 448 00:35:18,366 --> 00:35:20,327 but at Almar, we don't give up on kids. 449 00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:32,088 You know, growing up, my mom would let me sulk for the day. 450 00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:36,092 She'd say, "Your bad day doesn't deserve your good tomorrow." 451 00:35:37,927 --> 00:35:38,928 She wasn't wrong. 452 00:35:42,724 --> 00:35:44,351 - Yeah, I guess. 453 00:35:46,269 --> 00:35:48,605 - You take the rest of this night to yourself, Morgan. 454 00:35:49,773 --> 00:35:50,774 You hear me? 455 00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:53,902 Alright, night, bud. 456 00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:56,738 - Good night. 457 00:36:11,336 --> 00:36:14,631 So, he was different? 458 00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:19,094 - Yeah, it was weird. He wasn't himself. 459 00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:22,681 - And you two never hung out outside of camp, right? 460 00:36:22,764 --> 00:36:23,723 - No. 461 00:36:23,807 --> 00:36:25,684 - Probably just going through puberty, dude. 462 00:36:25,767 --> 00:36:28,395 - Boys are weird, present company included. 463 00:36:31,064 --> 00:36:33,066 - I know how it sounds, but CJ- 464 00:36:33,149 --> 00:36:34,150 - Hey Morgan. 465 00:36:36,361 --> 00:36:38,071 - Hey, CJ. 466 00:36:38,154 --> 00:36:39,280 - Can we talk? 467 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:44,202 - Um, yeah, sure. 468 00:36:44,953 --> 00:36:46,246 - Your funeral. 469 00:36:58,758 --> 00:37:01,469 - I guess, we just got off on the wrong foot. 470 00:37:02,554 --> 00:37:05,098 I don't know, if I'm being honest, it felt kind of weird, 471 00:37:05,181 --> 00:37:07,642 you know, my parents making me room with someone 472 00:37:07,726 --> 00:37:08,810 I barely know. 473 00:37:10,812 --> 00:37:12,480 - Yeah, I get it. 474 00:37:16,526 --> 00:37:19,112 - Hope we can reset, start fresh, 475 00:37:19,988 --> 00:37:22,073 do some stuff we've been putting off. 476 00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:25,326 - Like what? 477 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:29,247 - Like your swim test. 478 00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:44,679 - What the hell do you think you're doing? 479 00:38:53,081 --> 00:38:54,582 - Laurie, get CJ. 480 00:38:55,917 --> 00:38:57,836 - CJ, what are you doing? 481 00:38:57,919 --> 00:38:59,337 Stop, stop. 482 00:39:04,092 --> 00:39:06,010 - Get off. Hey, hey! 483 00:39:09,389 --> 00:39:10,765 Get the goddamn nurse. 484 00:39:14,602 --> 00:39:15,520 - Come on! 485 00:39:15,603 --> 00:39:18,940 One, two, three, good! 486 00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:22,277 Oh yeah, buddy. Good, good, good. 487 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:23,361 Breathe. 488 00:39:51,347 --> 00:39:53,766 Being scared means you're 489 00:39:53,850 --> 00:39:57,020 about do something really, really, brave. 490 00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:03,002 You're dead! 491 00:41:03,086 --> 00:41:05,713 - Hey Morgan, Morgan, come on. Wake up. 492 00:41:05,797 --> 00:41:07,298 Raj got his ass kicked, 493 00:41:07,382 --> 00:41:08,675 but he's still out playing with us. 494 00:41:08,758 --> 00:41:11,177 Come on, sucker, move, move, move. 495 00:41:11,260 --> 00:41:13,179 - You guys are assholes. 496 00:41:14,764 --> 00:41:17,016 - Morgan, Cassidy Moon tripped, 497 00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:18,810 so I blasted her with my light. 498 00:41:18,893 --> 00:41:21,020 That's great, dude. 499 00:41:22,855 --> 00:41:25,566 - Hey, give the poor guy a break, will you? 500 00:41:26,359 --> 00:41:28,069 - Later, doofus, come on. - Doofus. 501 00:41:39,288 --> 00:41:42,083 - I figured you shouldn't have to miss out on all the fun. 502 00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:51,092 For what it's worth, we have a lot of work to do with CJ, 503 00:41:52,093 --> 00:41:53,720 a reset, if you will. 504 00:41:55,096 --> 00:41:57,807 We don't condone that kind of behavior here at Almar. 505 00:41:58,808 --> 00:42:03,104 So just hang in there. Things are gonna shape up, all right? 506 00:42:10,903 --> 00:42:14,741 And hey, drink that cocoa. 507 00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:16,617 That's an order. 508 00:42:42,185 --> 00:42:43,561 - Don't spill it. Careful. 509 00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:47,648 Here we go. 510 00:42:47,732 --> 00:42:49,233 - Thanks. - You got it. 511 00:42:49,317 --> 00:42:51,360 Okay, campers, when we are done, we are going 512 00:42:51,444 --> 00:42:52,820 to throw away our cups, okay, 513 00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:54,447 and then we're gonna head back to our cabins. 514 00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:56,449 And finish your cups please. 515 00:42:56,532 --> 00:42:58,117 We cannot dump this stuff out here. 516 00:42:58,201 --> 00:42:59,577 It kills the trees. 517 00:42:59,660 --> 00:43:02,163 Got it? Okay, cool? 518 00:43:13,174 --> 00:43:15,551 - Morgan? - I can see you. 519 00:43:15,635 --> 00:43:18,096 Morgan, I can see you. 520 00:43:18,179 --> 00:43:19,972 I can see you now. 521 00:43:20,056 --> 00:43:23,017 Morgan, I can see you. 522 00:43:23,434 --> 00:43:24,936 Morgan? 523 00:43:25,019 --> 00:43:26,104 Morgan? 524 00:43:26,187 --> 00:43:27,105 Morgan? 525 00:43:27,188 --> 00:43:28,106 Morgan? 526 00:43:28,189 --> 00:43:30,108 Morgan? Morgan? 527 00:43:30,191 --> 00:43:31,609 Morgan? 528 00:43:31,692 --> 00:43:33,694 I get to see you now. 529 00:43:49,043 --> 00:43:50,128 - Grandpa! 530 00:43:50,211 --> 00:43:51,504 Where are we? 531 00:43:55,216 --> 00:43:57,051 Where are we? 532 00:43:57,135 --> 00:43:59,178 - I get to see you now. 533 00:43:59,262 --> 00:44:01,222 I get to see you now. 534 00:44:03,224 --> 00:44:05,143 Where you going Morgan? Morgan, where you going? 535 00:44:13,484 --> 00:44:15,611 - Help me. Help! 536 00:44:24,245 --> 00:44:27,248 ...in the fucking gut. 537 00:47:53,496 --> 00:47:54,914 - CJ... 538 00:48:32,952 --> 00:48:34,495 Help! Help me! 539 00:48:53,389 --> 00:48:55,558 You guys, Dirk, you gotta wake up. 540 00:48:56,517 --> 00:48:57,977 Wake up! 541 00:48:58,060 --> 00:48:59,520 - I'm up, I'm up, I'm up. What the hell? 542 00:48:59,603 --> 00:49:01,397 - What the fuck? 543 00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:02,982 - The doctor? - Huh? 544 00:49:03,065 --> 00:49:05,025 - The Doctor, he had CJ in some sort of like operating room. 545 00:49:05,109 --> 00:49:06,110 There's blood everywhere. 546 00:49:06,193 --> 00:49:07,236 - What the hell are you talking about? 547 00:49:07,319 --> 00:49:08,320 - You guys, he's real. 548 00:49:08,404 --> 00:49:10,239 He had other kids too. 549 00:49:10,322 --> 00:49:13,075 I know how it sounds, but you gotta believe me, man. 550 00:49:13,159 --> 00:49:14,243 He's real. 551 00:49:14,326 --> 00:49:15,453 We have to get outta here now. 552 00:49:15,536 --> 00:49:16,537 Enough, Morgan. 553 00:49:16,620 --> 00:49:18,539 Jesus, I'm tired. 554 00:49:19,415 --> 00:49:21,208 Got my ass kicked today. 555 00:49:21,292 --> 00:49:22,918 We're done dealing with your shit. 556 00:49:23,752 --> 00:49:25,004 He's not real. 557 00:49:39,059 --> 00:49:40,269 Shit. 558 00:49:46,025 --> 00:49:48,110 - You guys, go! 559 00:49:55,659 --> 00:49:58,037 Help! Help! Help! 560 00:50:12,384 --> 00:50:14,595 No, no, no! 561 00:50:21,393 --> 00:50:22,603 - What the fuck? 562 00:50:32,947 --> 00:50:34,740 Hey, we got a Bronco Butler. 563 00:50:34,823 --> 00:50:37,326 I repeat, we got a code Bronco Butler. 564 00:50:37,409 --> 00:50:38,410 Shit! 565 00:50:38,786 --> 00:50:40,746 - Okay, all campers, if you're outside, 566 00:50:40,829 --> 00:50:43,415 come into the mess hall right now. 567 00:50:43,499 --> 00:50:45,042 Campers, if you can hear my voice, 568 00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:46,085 come into the mess hall. 569 00:50:46,168 --> 00:50:47,211 Let's go. Let's go. 570 00:50:47,294 --> 00:50:49,171 Move it. Come on, let's go. Let's go, let's go. 571 00:50:49,255 --> 00:50:50,548 Thank you. Come on. 572 00:50:50,631 --> 00:50:52,174 Go, go, go! 573 00:50:59,807 --> 00:51:01,016 - We should find an adult, right? 574 00:51:01,100 --> 00:51:03,185 - We gotta get Pilar. 575 00:51:03,269 --> 00:51:04,562 - You wanna save your girlfriend first? 576 00:51:04,645 --> 00:51:06,564 - Come on, we need to get the hell outta here, dude. 577 00:51:06,647 --> 00:51:10,192 - Wait, wait, wait guys, guys, guys, listen, listen. 578 00:51:29,044 --> 00:51:30,671 Shit! 579 00:51:48,606 --> 00:51:49,690 - What is that? 580 00:51:55,571 --> 00:51:56,905 Where are you going? 581 00:51:56,989 --> 00:51:58,449 - I'm up. I want a snack. 582 00:51:58,532 --> 00:52:00,451 - No, I think we should stay inside. 583 00:52:00,534 --> 00:52:01,619 Pilar! 584 00:52:01,702 --> 00:52:03,621 Pilar, it's the doctor. 585 00:52:03,704 --> 00:52:07,082 He's real. 586 00:52:08,375 --> 00:52:10,210 The story is real. 587 00:52:10,294 --> 00:52:12,004 - Oh, brother. 588 00:52:12,087 --> 00:52:14,423 - Okay, I'm just trying to convince you guys. 589 00:52:14,506 --> 00:52:15,633 Look at Dirk and Sam? 590 00:52:15,716 --> 00:52:18,135 - Yeah, they're sweaty, they're always sweaty. 591 00:52:20,721 --> 00:52:23,724 - What? Where am I? Oh my g- 592 00:52:24,433 --> 00:52:25,684 - Is she sleepwalking? 593 00:52:28,312 --> 00:52:29,813 - Can you guys be quiet? 594 00:52:34,109 --> 00:52:35,402 Real funny. 595 00:52:40,741 --> 00:52:42,534 Holy shit! 596 00:52:50,668 --> 00:52:53,754 Guys, guys, wait for me. 597 00:53:08,727 --> 00:53:11,146 Come on, move it, move it. 598 00:53:13,774 --> 00:53:15,359 Oh my God. 599 00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:22,574 What the hell's going on? 600 00:53:22,658 --> 00:53:24,201 If you can hear my voice, 601 00:53:24,284 --> 00:53:26,453 report to the mess hall. 602 00:53:26,537 --> 00:53:29,206 - Okay, we heard her. Let's go. 603 00:53:29,289 --> 00:53:31,709 - No way, we can't trust anybody at this point. 604 00:53:31,792 --> 00:53:32,918 We gotta get a weapon. 605 00:53:33,001 --> 00:53:34,795 Can we please stop to get a weapon? 606 00:53:34,878 --> 00:53:35,963 - Look... 607 00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:43,804 - We have to go now. 608 00:53:43,887 --> 00:53:45,139 - We should swim across the lake. 609 00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:47,808 - No, we're not swimming, Sam! 610 00:53:50,853 --> 00:53:52,229 - Shit. 611 00:54:02,489 --> 00:54:03,741 What are you doing? 612 00:54:03,824 --> 00:54:06,118 Stop it. Stop it right now. 613 00:54:06,201 --> 00:54:07,202 Wait, stop! 614 00:54:19,047 --> 00:54:20,591 - Chop! Chop! - This way. This way. 615 00:54:20,674 --> 00:54:22,760 Come on, come on, quick. Be careful. Don't fall. 616 00:54:22,843 --> 00:54:23,844 Are we gonna die? 617 00:54:23,927 --> 00:54:26,722 - Don't be ridiculous. Everyone's gonna be fine. 618 00:54:26,805 --> 00:54:28,682 Everyone's gonna be fine, right? 619 00:54:30,851 --> 00:54:31,852 - Kaz, stop it. 620 00:54:31,935 --> 00:54:33,520 - Uh-uh-uh, how many are left? 621 00:54:33,604 --> 00:54:35,981 - Don't do anything stupid. - No promises. 622 00:54:36,064 --> 00:54:37,316 Whoo. 623 00:54:40,402 --> 00:54:42,154 That's not gonna go well. 624 00:54:42,237 --> 00:54:43,238 You're in charge. 625 00:54:43,947 --> 00:54:45,157 I'm on my way back. 626 00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:46,533 Okay. 627 00:55:02,883 --> 00:55:04,802 - Let's wait until there's a lull and make a run for it. 628 00:55:04,885 --> 00:55:05,803 - Why? 629 00:55:05,886 --> 00:55:07,805 Haven't you noticed we're in a room full of vehicles. 630 00:55:07,888 --> 00:55:09,473 Boats, Pilar. 631 00:55:09,556 --> 00:55:11,600 Where would you take a boat? 632 00:55:11,683 --> 00:55:13,060 This is a lake, dude. 633 00:55:13,143 --> 00:55:14,812 Even if you made it to the other side, 634 00:55:14,895 --> 00:55:16,730 you would still be in the woods. 635 00:55:17,898 --> 00:55:18,899 Then what? 636 00:55:19,733 --> 00:55:21,485 - Still a good plan. 637 00:55:21,568 --> 00:55:23,445 No. 638 00:55:23,529 --> 00:55:25,864 Our best bet is regrouping with the rest of the campers. 639 00:55:25,948 --> 00:55:28,116 I'm sure the adults have something in mind. 640 00:55:30,077 --> 00:55:31,411 - I'm on Team Boat. 641 00:55:31,954 --> 00:55:33,789 - Oh my God. 642 00:55:33,914 --> 00:55:36,041 - I don't think splitting up is a good idea? 643 00:55:36,124 --> 00:55:37,543 Don't be such a pussy. 644 00:55:37,626 --> 00:55:40,546 - Hey, he doesn't do water, Sam. Jesus Christ. 645 00:55:40,629 --> 00:55:42,506 - I think we should just stop yelling, 646 00:55:42,589 --> 00:55:44,424 just as a blanket rule of hiding. 647 00:55:51,223 --> 00:55:52,975 How come you don't do water, Morgan? 648 00:56:02,943 --> 00:56:05,445 - Well, we had a pool 649 00:56:06,947 --> 00:56:09,116 in the backyard of my old house and 650 00:56:09,783 --> 00:56:10,701 I fell in... 651 00:56:13,996 --> 00:56:16,790 I tripped over a vacuum we used to clean the bottom. 652 00:56:20,627 --> 00:56:22,880 I sunk straight down 653 00:56:26,258 --> 00:56:29,887 until my Grandpa Roy pulled me out. 654 00:56:29,970 --> 00:56:32,556 - Morgan! 655 00:56:33,807 --> 00:56:38,979 - I will never forget that feeling of losing my breath, 656 00:56:41,189 --> 00:56:42,441 of losing control. 657 00:56:48,530 --> 00:56:50,115 I'm not gonna hold anyone back. 658 00:56:50,198 --> 00:56:53,577 Please take the boat, get to safety. 659 00:56:54,828 --> 00:56:56,079 I just can't do it. 660 00:56:59,374 --> 00:57:03,670 - Hey, we stick together, pal. Got it? 661 00:57:08,008 --> 00:57:09,176 Guys... 662 00:57:34,034 --> 00:57:35,035 - Hello? 663 00:57:55,305 --> 00:57:56,473 Hello? 664 00:58:03,522 --> 00:58:05,023 - Dude, Kazswar. 665 00:58:05,107 --> 00:58:07,025 - Hey, hey, hey, bud. What's your name? 666 00:58:07,109 --> 00:58:08,151 What's your name? - Sam. 667 00:58:08,235 --> 00:58:09,653 - Sam? - You okay? 668 00:58:09,736 --> 00:58:10,904 - Yeah. - Okay, come on. 669 00:58:10,988 --> 00:58:12,531 We're gonna get you outta here. 670 00:58:13,073 --> 00:58:15,367 Hey, listen, where are the rest of your friends? 671 00:58:18,620 --> 00:58:20,080 Let's get you outta here, bud. 672 00:58:21,081 --> 00:58:22,874 Hey! Wait! 673 00:58:29,006 --> 00:58:30,090 - Hey, what the? 674 00:58:34,136 --> 00:58:37,472 - I think he's friends with the crybaby and the chubby kid. 675 00:58:37,556 --> 00:58:38,557 I'll get 'em. 676 00:58:39,099 --> 00:58:40,017 Go! 677 00:58:42,102 --> 00:58:43,020 God... 678 00:58:43,103 --> 00:58:44,104 Go, go, go, go. 679 00:58:44,187 --> 00:58:45,605 Dammit! 680 00:58:46,273 --> 00:58:48,525 Son of a bitch. Dammit! 681 00:58:51,361 --> 00:58:52,404 Dammit! 682 00:58:52,487 --> 00:58:54,531 Get him outta here. Go! 683 00:59:26,146 --> 00:59:29,066 - Everybody, everything is under control, okay? 684 00:59:29,149 --> 00:59:31,068 We are all okay. 685 00:59:31,151 --> 00:59:32,194 Okay? 686 00:59:32,277 --> 00:59:34,071 Everyone stay over this way, please. 687 01:00:11,233 --> 01:00:12,234 - No. 688 01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:23,203 You guys, where the hell's Caroline? 689 01:00:35,465 --> 01:00:37,634 Somebody help us? 690 01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:43,098 Shit! 691 01:00:52,691 --> 01:00:53,692 Oh no! 692 01:00:55,110 --> 01:00:55,986 Okay! 693 01:01:08,081 --> 01:01:09,624 We should have taken a boat! 694 01:01:26,266 --> 01:01:27,267 Thank God. 695 01:01:28,143 --> 01:01:29,936 Please, somebody help. 696 01:01:45,410 --> 01:01:46,369 So fucked! 697 01:01:46,453 --> 01:01:49,206 - Dude, take a chill pill. 698 01:01:49,289 --> 01:01:51,208 - I dunno, I dunno... 699 01:01:54,294 --> 01:01:55,921 - Franklin? 700 01:01:56,004 --> 01:01:57,005 - Dirk. 701 01:01:58,298 --> 01:01:59,674 You guys, are you okay? 702 01:01:59,758 --> 01:02:01,134 - Franklin, what's going on? 703 01:02:01,218 --> 01:02:02,636 - It's the Doctor. He's killing everyone. 704 01:02:02,719 --> 01:02:04,221 - It's Kazswar too. They're working together. 705 01:02:04,304 --> 01:02:05,805 - Hey, hey, hey, hey. Calm down. Okay. 706 01:02:05,889 --> 01:02:06,806 Let's just take a minute here. 707 01:02:06,890 --> 01:02:10,227 - It's true. We need your help. 708 01:02:16,858 --> 01:02:18,944 - Collins has a phone in his office. 709 01:02:19,027 --> 01:02:20,904 60108-pound. 710 01:02:21,154 --> 01:02:22,656 - 60108-pound. 711 01:02:22,739 --> 01:02:24,115 - Run. Go. I'll buy you some time. 712 01:02:24,199 --> 01:02:25,242 Thank you. 713 01:02:43,009 --> 01:02:46,972 - Here, over here. Help, please! 714 01:02:52,352 --> 01:02:53,770 Oh my God, please... 715 01:02:54,354 --> 01:02:55,313 Thank God. Please! 716 01:02:55,397 --> 01:02:58,149 You have to help my friends. You need to help us, please. 717 01:02:58,233 --> 01:02:59,442 Please, we have to go. 718 01:02:59,526 --> 01:03:02,279 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, listen to me. 719 01:03:02,362 --> 01:03:04,114 I need you to take a deep breath. 720 01:03:04,197 --> 01:03:05,240 I need you to- 721 01:03:05,323 --> 01:03:06,283 - We have to go now, we have to go now. 722 01:03:06,366 --> 01:03:07,617 - Alright, alright, alright. 723 01:03:07,701 --> 01:03:09,286 We have to, we have to go, please. 724 01:03:09,369 --> 01:03:12,038 We have to go now. They have my friends. 725 01:03:12,789 --> 01:03:14,249 Go! 726 01:03:25,093 --> 01:03:26,261 Phone! 727 01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:31,349 What the fuck are you doing? 728 01:03:31,433 --> 01:03:32,434 I'm waiting for confirmation. 729 01:03:32,517 --> 01:03:34,144 - What the hell? - I don't see anyone. 730 01:03:34,227 --> 01:03:36,479 Deploy team members to your location. 731 01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:39,024 We have been notified- 732 01:03:39,107 --> 01:03:40,191 - It's not working. 733 01:03:40,275 --> 01:03:42,319 - What do you mean it's not working? 734 01:03:42,402 --> 01:03:43,320 Is it plugged in? 735 01:03:43,403 --> 01:03:45,697 - No, it's just a message replaying over and over. 736 01:03:51,411 --> 01:03:52,996 - What the hell is that? 737 01:03:55,415 --> 01:03:58,126 Compulsion, aggressive behavior, 738 01:03:58,209 --> 01:03:59,461 problem contained. 739 01:04:02,797 --> 01:04:05,008 - Leave me the fuck alone. 740 01:04:15,685 --> 01:04:18,021 - It doesn't make any fucking sense, huh? 741 01:04:18,104 --> 01:04:19,981 It doesn't make any sense. Those little shits. 742 01:04:20,065 --> 01:04:21,358 - Calm down, Kaz. 743 01:04:21,441 --> 01:04:23,485 - Don't fucking tell me to calm down. 744 01:04:23,568 --> 01:04:25,153 If I didn't have a fucking job to do, 745 01:04:25,236 --> 01:04:26,363 I would fuck you up right now. 746 01:04:26,446 --> 01:04:27,364 - I wish you fucking would. 747 01:04:27,447 --> 01:04:29,115 - Oh yeah, you wanna go, take this outside right now? 748 01:04:29,199 --> 01:04:31,368 I'll beat the fuck outta you man! 749 01:04:31,451 --> 01:04:32,369 Oh shit. 750 01:04:34,245 --> 01:04:35,997 Thanks for the goose egg, jackass. 751 01:04:36,081 --> 01:04:37,749 - Sorry, I got lost in character. 752 01:04:37,832 --> 01:04:39,250 We don't have time for this, all right? 753 01:04:39,334 --> 01:04:40,418 We still got four campers out there 754 01:04:40,502 --> 01:04:42,045 and the sun will be up in an hour. 755 01:04:42,128 --> 01:04:44,047 - I'm sorry, what do you think we've been doing? 756 01:04:44,130 --> 01:04:45,548 - Some of us anyway. 757 01:04:50,053 --> 01:04:53,640 - Okay, I see what's been going on. 758 01:04:55,266 --> 01:04:59,479 Franklin, I'm gonna ask you this nicely, okay? 759 01:05:01,272 --> 01:05:02,482 Where are they? 760 01:05:05,777 --> 01:05:07,779 Where the fuck are they? 761 01:05:17,497 --> 01:05:19,082 What are you doing? 762 01:05:19,165 --> 01:05:23,420 - I don't know, looking for keys or a walkie-talkie. 763 01:05:23,503 --> 01:05:25,713 There has to be a way outta this damn place. 764 01:05:28,508 --> 01:05:30,135 - I'm scared too, Pilar. 765 01:05:45,525 --> 01:05:47,569 To be honest. I didn't think 766 01:05:47,652 --> 01:05:49,529 I'd make camp friends this summer. 767 01:05:50,905 --> 01:05:54,534 - Bro, we're not camp friends, dude, right? 768 01:05:55,702 --> 01:05:57,537 We're friend-friends. 769 01:05:59,539 --> 01:06:01,082 - When there's a fucking problem, who do you call? 770 01:06:01,166 --> 01:06:03,835 Who do you call? Me. Fucking me, huh? 771 01:06:03,918 --> 01:06:05,086 No, get back to work. 772 01:06:05,170 --> 01:06:07,255 Get back to fucking work. 773 01:06:10,008 --> 01:06:11,050 - Stay here. 774 01:06:12,302 --> 01:06:13,178 Fucker! 775 01:06:14,596 --> 01:06:16,973 That asshole's coming straight towards us. 776 01:06:18,558 --> 01:06:20,643 We need to find a hiding spot now. 777 01:06:20,727 --> 01:06:21,728 The closet. 778 01:06:22,729 --> 01:06:24,481 What the hell are you doing, man? 779 01:06:24,564 --> 01:06:25,690 Get in here. 780 01:06:25,773 --> 01:06:28,860 Morgan, this is between me and him. 781 01:06:28,943 --> 01:06:30,487 - That's always me. No, go ahead. 782 01:06:30,570 --> 01:06:31,571 Don't open this door 783 01:06:31,654 --> 01:06:32,864 for any reason until I find help. 784 01:06:32,947 --> 01:06:34,574 No, no! 785 01:06:35,408 --> 01:06:37,494 We don't have time for this shit. I'm sorry. 786 01:06:37,577 --> 01:06:39,120 Did you get hit in the face with a fucking boat? 787 01:06:39,204 --> 01:06:40,288 No. No, I did. 788 01:06:40,371 --> 01:06:42,373 Fucking bitch. Who do you think you fucking are? 789 01:06:42,457 --> 01:06:45,293 Doink! 790 01:06:45,376 --> 01:06:46,794 Zero... 791 01:06:46,878 --> 01:06:47,879 Doink! 792 01:06:52,175 --> 01:06:53,593 Oh, I'm coming in. 793 01:06:54,761 --> 01:06:56,513 Jesus-fucking-Christ! 794 01:06:56,596 --> 01:06:57,680 Doink! 795 01:06:57,764 --> 01:07:00,517 Okay, Doink, did you ever hear the story 796 01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:02,018 about the three little pigs? 797 01:07:02,810 --> 01:07:05,688 Huh, Bud? Did you? 798 01:07:05,772 --> 01:07:09,484 Okay, I'm gonna huff and I'm going to puff 799 01:07:09,567 --> 01:07:13,530 and I'm going to kick the shit out of some fucking freaks. 800 01:07:13,613 --> 01:07:16,616 You gonna open up that door for me, huh? 801 01:07:16,866 --> 01:07:17,951 Fuck! 802 01:07:18,034 --> 01:07:19,160 Knock! 803 01:07:19,244 --> 01:07:20,119 Knock! 804 01:07:35,635 --> 01:07:38,471 - My name is Dirk, shit-breath. 805 01:07:39,556 --> 01:07:40,557 Fuck that punk! 806 01:08:07,417 --> 01:08:08,585 It seems like you got 807 01:08:08,668 --> 01:08:10,086 a little situation here. 808 01:08:15,675 --> 01:08:16,884 Wait, wait, wait, wait, no don't. 809 01:08:21,681 --> 01:08:22,974 Jesus Christ. 810 01:08:23,057 --> 01:08:25,977 You need to get your shit together, now. 811 01:08:37,697 --> 01:08:39,824 - Initiate rollback protocol. 812 01:08:39,907 --> 01:08:43,369 I repeat, initiate rollback protocol. 813 01:09:23,910 --> 01:09:27,705 - Baby, they really did a number on you. 814 01:09:27,789 --> 01:09:28,998 - Yeah. 815 01:09:29,082 --> 01:09:30,583 - You okay? 816 01:09:31,167 --> 01:09:32,752 - Yeah. Yeah. 817 01:09:36,172 --> 01:09:37,674 Does it look bad? 818 01:09:39,634 --> 01:09:40,677 No. 819 01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:43,680 - Okay. - No, you look hot. 820 01:09:43,763 --> 01:09:45,264 - Awesome. - Yeah. 821 01:09:45,348 --> 01:09:46,766 - That's good. 822 01:09:48,768 --> 01:09:50,395 Okay, we ready to go? 823 01:09:50,478 --> 01:09:51,688 - No. 824 01:09:51,771 --> 01:09:53,398 - I think we need to. - Okay. 825 01:09:53,481 --> 01:09:55,066 Okay. Come on, I got you. 826 01:09:55,149 --> 01:09:56,776 - Okay. Wait, wait. 827 01:09:58,361 --> 01:09:59,278 Okay, okay. 828 01:09:59,362 --> 01:10:01,406 - Yeah, okay, here we go. Ready? 829 01:10:01,489 --> 01:10:03,074 Shit. 830 01:10:03,157 --> 01:10:04,617 Okay. 831 01:10:39,902 --> 01:10:41,738 - I hope Dirk is okay. 832 01:10:41,821 --> 01:10:43,197 It's been a while. 833 01:10:46,492 --> 01:10:47,910 - This is strange, right? 834 01:10:47,994 --> 01:10:49,746 I mean, all of this is strange, 835 01:10:49,829 --> 01:10:53,124 but personal files for camp? 836 01:10:56,127 --> 01:10:57,670 - CJ... 837 01:10:58,546 --> 01:11:00,381 Hey Morgan, I found yours. 838 01:11:00,465 --> 01:11:02,759 - Pilar, what does DOD stand for? 839 01:11:03,676 --> 01:11:04,761 - Huh? 840 01:11:04,844 --> 01:11:07,054 - On CJ's file, it says DOB stands for date of birth. 841 01:11:07,138 --> 01:11:09,098 But what does DOD stand for? 842 01:11:10,850 --> 01:11:11,851 - Let me see that. 843 01:11:20,693 --> 01:11:22,028 Where's my file? 844 01:11:22,111 --> 01:11:23,780 No... 845 01:11:30,077 --> 01:11:31,078 Morgan? 846 01:11:37,710 --> 01:11:40,296 - I get to see you now. - I get to see you now. 847 01:13:36,996 --> 01:13:39,665 - We are gonna have some explaining to do tomorrow. 848 01:13:42,835 --> 01:13:47,506 Do you have any idea how much this is gonna set us back? 849 01:13:47,590 --> 01:13:49,175 - I know, I know, I know. 850 01:13:49,258 --> 01:13:50,134 - That's not an answer. 851 01:13:50,217 --> 01:13:51,427 Do you know there's still a couple 852 01:13:51,510 --> 01:13:53,012 of them out there somewhere? 853 01:13:53,930 --> 01:13:56,182 - What do you want me to say? 854 01:13:56,265 --> 01:13:59,268 - Did you forget to sedate the cocoa? 855 01:13:59,352 --> 01:14:00,353 - Seriously? 856 01:14:00,436 --> 01:14:02,104 - Well, then what the hell happened, Rachel? 857 01:14:02,188 --> 01:14:03,856 - Okay, I'll tell you what happened. 858 01:14:03,940 --> 01:14:07,360 This whole ruse has been fucked from the get-go, okay? 859 01:14:07,443 --> 01:14:09,946 The cocoa puts them to sleep, right? 860 01:14:10,029 --> 01:14:11,948 It doesn't incapacitate them. 861 01:14:12,031 --> 01:14:14,450 Yeah, I'm genuinely shocked that this is the first time... 862 01:14:16,661 --> 01:14:17,954 - She acting all high and mighty 863 01:14:18,037 --> 01:14:19,789 like she knew this wasn't gonna work the whole time. 864 01:14:19,872 --> 01:14:21,040 Oh, go to hell, Kazswar. 865 01:14:21,123 --> 01:14:22,124 - Fuck you. 866 01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:23,960 - Stop talking. 867 01:14:24,043 --> 01:14:25,962 - His face is fucked. I'm gonna go get a med pack. 868 01:14:26,045 --> 01:14:27,546 - Is it bad? 869 01:14:27,630 --> 01:14:28,631 Fuck. 870 01:14:30,049 --> 01:14:32,927 - You know, we slip under the cover of darkness 871 01:14:33,010 --> 01:14:35,388 operating on these kids in the middle of the night. 872 01:14:35,471 --> 01:14:38,474 - No, I operate on them, okay. 873 01:14:38,557 --> 01:14:40,851 Your job is to convince them that they're a part 874 01:14:40,935 --> 01:14:42,395 of something special here. 875 01:14:42,478 --> 01:14:46,232 That's all you have to do is keep the illusion on track. 876 01:14:46,315 --> 01:14:48,985 - Keep it on track. Really? 877 01:14:49,068 --> 01:14:49,986 I'm sorry. 878 01:14:50,069 --> 01:14:52,071 I've been doing this with you for how long now, Hugh? 879 01:14:52,154 --> 01:14:54,573 - Well then you of all people should understand 880 01:14:54,657 --> 01:14:55,616 that what happened. 881 01:15:08,087 --> 01:15:09,797 - Are we dead? 882 01:15:13,926 --> 01:15:15,386 Are we, are we fucking dead? 883 01:15:15,469 --> 01:15:17,179 - Relax. - Relax. 884 01:15:17,263 --> 01:15:19,015 Are you kidding me? 885 01:15:19,098 --> 01:15:20,599 - We found our files. 886 01:15:20,683 --> 01:15:22,435 I drowned. 887 01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:28,649 - Look, I get that this is a lot for the two of you 888 01:15:28,733 --> 01:15:31,277 to comprehend, right? 889 01:15:31,360 --> 01:15:35,531 So, I think it's best if Laurie and I, 890 01:15:35,614 --> 01:15:37,283 we're just going to take that- 891 01:15:37,366 --> 01:15:39,118 Okay, okay. 892 01:15:43,748 --> 01:15:44,790 All right. Yeah. 893 01:15:44,874 --> 01:15:47,460 - Look, you're not dead. You're not. 894 01:15:47,543 --> 01:15:50,337 Because you know what, you were never even born. 895 01:15:59,764 --> 01:16:01,724 You saw the files. 896 01:16:03,100 --> 01:16:04,769 Morgan Davis is dead. 897 01:16:05,144 --> 01:16:08,064 He died last year, and I'm sorry, pal, 898 01:16:08,147 --> 01:16:09,732 but you're not him. 899 01:16:11,776 --> 01:16:12,985 How do I say this? 900 01:16:14,737 --> 01:16:19,158 You are an approximation of what he could have been. 901 01:16:21,160 --> 01:16:22,078 A guesstimate. 902 01:16:22,161 --> 01:16:23,996 Stop it right now. 903 01:16:28,167 --> 01:16:30,086 Look at you, Collins. 904 01:16:30,169 --> 01:16:31,420 Look at us. These are kids. 905 01:16:31,504 --> 01:16:33,506 They're not, Franklin. You know that. 906 01:16:33,589 --> 01:16:37,093 - Oh really? They're crying and they're afraid. 907 01:16:37,176 --> 01:16:40,054 This is supposed to be a safe and humane process, right? 908 01:16:41,055 --> 01:16:43,182 This is not humane. This is terrifying. 909 01:16:55,653 --> 01:16:59,240 - I lost my son in 2009. His name was Benjamin. 910 01:17:01,617 --> 01:17:04,120 I understand why this feels so sinister to you, 911 01:17:04,203 --> 01:17:06,122 but I'm trying to do something good. 912 01:17:07,373 --> 01:17:09,625 I'm trying to keep families together. 913 01:17:11,836 --> 01:17:14,547 This technology has given us a way 914 01:17:14,630 --> 01:17:17,925 to alleviate every parent's worst nightmare. 915 01:17:20,219 --> 01:17:21,220 So how can that be bad? 916 01:17:52,293 --> 01:17:53,878 - Franklin, what are we doing? 917 01:17:53,961 --> 01:17:55,671 - Just go. - Look, they know. 918 01:17:55,754 --> 01:17:57,756 - Go. I'll do a system wipe. 919 01:18:01,552 --> 01:18:02,720 - Okay, let's go. 920 01:18:02,803 --> 01:18:04,763 Got a lot of shit to do. 921 01:18:26,952 --> 01:18:28,871 - What do you want to know? 922 01:18:47,181 --> 01:18:50,226 Outside, they're preparing for what we call a rollback. 923 01:18:50,309 --> 01:18:52,519 That means we messed up, big time. 924 01:18:55,397 --> 01:18:56,607 Essentially, these engineers come in 925 01:18:56,690 --> 01:18:59,526 to wipe the last 24 hours from all campers memories. 926 01:19:06,450 --> 01:19:09,662 So we're robots? 927 01:19:09,745 --> 01:19:11,247 Not necessarily. 928 01:19:12,206 --> 01:19:13,707 But we're not human. 929 01:19:14,333 --> 01:19:16,335 Not completely. 930 01:19:17,169 --> 01:19:19,255 - Why all the operations? 931 01:19:20,339 --> 01:19:22,258 - Since you are what you are, 932 01:19:22,341 --> 01:19:24,301 you don't necessarily grow on your own. 933 01:19:24,385 --> 01:19:26,262 Sure, you eat and drink and bleed and all that stuff, 934 01:19:26,345 --> 01:19:28,555 but it's all part of the program. 935 01:19:30,391 --> 01:19:32,142 So they designed this camp where you come 936 01:19:32,226 --> 01:19:34,061 and get tweaked all summer long. 937 01:19:34,144 --> 01:19:36,272 After two months, you've grown a couple inches 938 01:19:36,355 --> 01:19:38,148 or your legs get hairier. 939 01:19:49,743 --> 01:19:51,745 - And the doctor? 940 01:19:54,832 --> 01:19:56,292 - He's not real. 941 01:19:56,375 --> 01:19:57,376 Collins made up the doctor story 942 01:19:57,459 --> 01:20:00,170 to scare kids into staying in their bunks. 943 01:20:00,254 --> 01:20:03,299 Those outfits are what we have to wear during the operations. 944 01:20:03,382 --> 01:20:05,259 The masks essentially translate our words 945 01:20:05,342 --> 01:20:06,302 into frequencies you can't decipher 946 01:20:06,385 --> 01:20:07,845 so we don't hook you up. 947 01:20:10,306 --> 01:20:11,598 Are you a doctor? 948 01:20:12,558 --> 01:20:13,767 As of now, my official title 949 01:20:13,851 --> 01:20:15,394 is senior programmer. 950 01:20:16,770 --> 01:20:19,231 So we just come to camp every year 951 01:20:19,315 --> 01:20:21,317 for the rest of our lives. 952 01:20:22,401 --> 01:20:24,486 - Well, the rest of your adolescence, sure. 953 01:20:24,570 --> 01:20:25,529 But as you approach your late teens, 954 01:20:25,612 --> 01:20:27,323 you'll probably attend something akin to camp, 955 01:20:27,406 --> 01:20:29,908 like college trips, whatever. 956 01:20:59,063 --> 01:21:00,439 - Do my friends know? 957 01:21:01,607 --> 01:21:03,776 - Not unless your parents told them? 958 01:21:03,859 --> 01:21:05,819 Most families like to start pretty new. 959 01:21:05,903 --> 01:21:07,363 They get a... 960 01:21:08,447 --> 01:21:09,490 A you. 961 01:21:15,204 --> 01:21:17,289 They'll be repaired, physically, 962 01:21:17,373 --> 01:21:19,375 and of course wake up with stiff limbs 963 01:21:19,458 --> 01:21:21,210 and sore backs from everything, 964 01:21:21,293 --> 01:21:23,921 but otherwise, it'll be like nothing ever happened. 965 01:21:39,478 --> 01:21:41,855 - Why are you telling us all this? 966 01:21:44,483 --> 01:21:48,320 - Because I think we're going to forget it. 967 01:21:50,656 --> 01:21:55,119 - That's one of the best parts of being a kid: Not knowing. 968 01:21:59,540 --> 01:22:06,130 Tomorrow, they'll wake up and they'll just be kids again. 969 01:22:19,726 --> 01:22:21,603 I wanna give you both a choice. 970 01:22:22,438 --> 01:22:24,523 Do you wanna forget all of this or... 971 01:22:25,149 --> 01:22:27,526 ...do you wanna have a say in what comes next? 972 01:22:53,719 --> 01:22:58,765 ♪ I see trees of green ♪ 973 01:23:00,809 --> 01:23:03,854 ♪ Red roses too ♪ 974 01:23:05,564 --> 01:23:08,692 ♪ I see them bloom ♪ 975 01:23:08,775 --> 01:23:13,572 ♪ For me and you ♪ 976 01:23:14,948 --> 01:23:18,410 ♪ And I think to myself ♪ 977 01:23:19,286 --> 01:23:23,582 ♪ What a wonderful world ♪ 978 01:23:25,584 --> 01:23:30,589 ♪ I see skies of blue ♪ 979 01:23:32,299 --> 01:23:35,594 ♪ And clouds of white ♪ 980 01:23:36,803 --> 01:23:40,015 ♪ The bright blessed day ♪ 981 01:23:41,475 --> 01:23:44,269 ♪ The dark sacred night ♪ 982 01:23:44,978 --> 01:23:48,357 ♪ And I think to myself ♪ 983 01:23:48,440 --> 01:23:52,402 ♪ What a wonderful world ♪ 984 01:23:55,614 --> 01:23:59,326 - Okay, meal groups B and D can line up now. 985 01:24:00,536 --> 01:24:03,539 ♪ Are also on the faces ♪ 986 01:24:03,705 --> 01:24:06,625 ♪ Of people going by ♪ 987 01:24:06,750 --> 01:24:10,629 ♪ I see friends shaking hands ♪ 988 01:24:10,879 --> 01:24:13,632 - I'm glad you dudes are okay. 989 01:24:13,840 --> 01:24:15,717 - What are you talking about, man? 990 01:24:16,927 --> 01:24:17,928 - Nothing. 991 01:24:18,428 --> 01:24:19,680 - Morgan, what's up? 992 01:24:22,474 --> 01:24:23,559 - Hey. 993 01:24:23,642 --> 01:24:26,353 - All right, guys, make sure you clean up all your trash 994 01:24:26,436 --> 01:24:27,729 and your plates and garbage and- 995 01:24:27,813 --> 01:24:30,023 - What the hell happened to you? 996 01:24:32,651 --> 01:24:36,655 - I had a, a hiking accident. 997 01:24:39,366 --> 01:24:41,368 - You sure it wasn't a boating accident? 998 01:25:13,692 --> 01:25:14,776 We just don't know what the hell 999 01:25:14,860 --> 01:25:16,069 we're dealing with here. 1000 01:25:16,153 --> 01:25:18,280 - No, no, no, Sal, you don't know what you're dealing with. 1001 01:25:18,363 --> 01:25:20,449 All right? I started the goddamn program. 1002 01:25:20,532 --> 01:25:21,617 I'm not talking about your catastrophe 1003 01:25:21,700 --> 01:25:23,243 last night Hugh. 1004 01:25:23,327 --> 01:25:25,621 The team has been drowning in the malfunction reports. 1005 01:25:25,704 --> 01:25:26,913 - The CJ thing? 1006 01:25:26,997 --> 01:25:29,082 It happens, all right. 1007 01:25:29,166 --> 01:25:30,626 We have a glitch. 1008 01:25:30,709 --> 01:25:31,627 I reset the kid. 1009 01:25:31,710 --> 01:25:32,836 It's under control. 1010 01:25:32,919 --> 01:25:34,296 No, you're not hearing me. 1011 01:25:34,379 --> 01:25:35,797 We've received dozens of reports, 1012 01:25:35,881 --> 01:25:38,300 just like CJ's in the last 24 hours 1013 01:25:38,383 --> 01:25:40,302 from every goddamn camp on the grid. 1014 01:25:40,385 --> 01:25:41,720 - What are you talking about? 1015 01:25:42,721 --> 01:25:46,016 We're experiencing some sort of systemic issue. 1016 01:25:47,476 --> 01:25:49,728 It's unlike anything we've ever seen before. 1017 01:25:51,104 --> 01:25:53,649 The algorithms of these kids are exhibiting 1018 01:25:53,732 --> 01:25:55,817 an alarming deviation from the program. 1019 01:25:57,569 --> 01:25:59,363 They're becoming hostile. 1020 01:26:09,122 --> 01:26:10,666 The team's working away. 1021 01:26:10,749 --> 01:26:13,543 We've got a full blown crisis on our hands here. 1022 01:26:13,627 --> 01:26:15,045 Dispatch teams are being deployed 1023 01:26:15,128 --> 01:26:16,672 to help contain this mess. 1024 01:26:16,755 --> 01:26:19,675 But Hugh, it's your neck on the line until we figure out 1025 01:26:19,758 --> 01:26:21,677 what the fuck we're dealing with here. 1026 01:26:26,765 --> 01:26:27,766 Hugh? 1027 01:26:30,102 --> 01:26:32,562 Goddammit, did you hear a single word I said? 1028 01:26:34,064 --> 01:26:35,023 Hugh? 1029 01:26:35,774 --> 01:26:37,901 You are fucking with... 1030 01:27:02,843 --> 01:27:06,388 ♪ What a wonderful world ♪