1 00:02:34,656 --> 00:02:36,557 - Hey, Josh, you ever heard you're a bitch? 2 00:02:36,591 --> 00:02:39,827 - Jason, come on now, bro. 3 00:02:39,861 --> 00:02:41,029 Come on, bro. 4 00:02:41,062 --> 00:02:42,262 - Poor bitch. 5 00:02:42,295 --> 00:02:43,898 Hey, Jay, catch it, bro. 6 00:02:47,001 --> 00:02:49,202 - Hey, guys, can I join? 7 00:02:49,236 --> 00:02:51,238 - Sure, loser. 8 00:02:52,807 --> 00:02:53,808 Move, loser. 9 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:57,045 This guy really thought he could play with us. 10 00:02:57,078 --> 00:02:59,346 Have fun in Dork Land. 11 00:03:20,902 --> 00:03:22,103 - I see you, buddy. 12 00:03:22,136 --> 00:03:24,806 Stop playing with your food and eat it. 13 00:03:28,341 --> 00:03:30,712 So, Morgan, how was your day today? 14 00:03:30,745 --> 00:03:32,980 Anything exciting? 15 00:03:36,784 --> 00:03:40,188 Okay, sweetheart, I know it's been tough since the move, 16 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:43,057 but I really think this will be good for you. 17 00:03:43,091 --> 00:03:44,592 You know, it's a change of pace 18 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:48,361 and you'll get to meet new kids... 19 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:53,300 - So Morgan, I hear that you are going to summer camp. 20 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:56,738 - I'm being sent to summer camp, against my will. 21 00:03:58,139 --> 00:03:59,774 - Clearly thrilled. - How could I be? 22 00:03:59,807 --> 00:04:02,043 - I don't know, sometimes, 23 00:04:02,076 --> 00:04:04,812 little surprises can be a good thing. 24 00:04:04,846 --> 00:04:06,180 - Thank you. 25 00:04:06,214 --> 00:04:07,314 - Oh yeah, I mean, 26 00:04:07,347 --> 00:04:09,650 I used to love to go to summer camp. 27 00:04:09,684 --> 00:04:12,220 I met the best man at my wedding there. 28 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,821 - Really? - Yeah. 29 00:04:15,523 --> 00:04:18,458 You get to go and flirt and screw around, 30 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:21,529 and, take it from me, two months away from these two, 31 00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:22,864 you'll never want to come home. 32 00:04:22,897 --> 00:04:25,600 - Oh, thanks. - All right, Pops. 33 00:04:25,633 --> 00:04:28,669 Let's not convince our son to emancipate. 34 00:04:29,704 --> 00:04:31,338 - Can I take that? - Yeah. Thank you. 35 00:04:31,371 --> 00:04:32,573 - I'm done too. 36 00:04:32,607 --> 00:04:34,709 - Oh no you're not. Finish those veggies. 37 00:04:34,742 --> 00:04:36,244 You'll grow strong. 38 00:04:39,180 --> 00:04:40,948 - Hey, Morgan. 39 00:04:40,982 --> 00:04:46,453 I think this camp sounds like a pretty fun thing. 40 00:04:46,486 --> 00:04:49,289 - I don't know. 41 00:04:49,322 --> 00:04:51,926 - Sometimes the best adventures are unplanned. 42 00:04:57,497 --> 00:05:02,469 My dad gave this to me when I was about your age 43 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:04,371 when I went to summer camp. 44 00:05:06,207 --> 00:05:09,376 - Whoa. This is badass. 45 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:17,084 - And more important, how sweet is it gonna be 46 00:05:17,118 --> 00:05:20,087 to get away from those assholes. 47 00:05:20,121 --> 00:05:21,421 - Yeah. 48 00:05:21,454 --> 00:05:23,724 - Roy, you wanna top up before dessert? 49 00:05:23,758 --> 00:05:25,993 - Oh honey, you come and sit down, you have a seat. 50 00:05:26,027 --> 00:05:28,563 I'm gonna get up and get these old legs moving again. 51 00:05:28,596 --> 00:05:31,032 Morgan, you want another Merlot? 52 00:05:31,065 --> 00:05:32,033 - Sure. 53 00:05:35,402 --> 00:05:36,871 - Your grandpa's right. 54 00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:39,040 Surprises can be a really good thing. 55 00:05:39,874 --> 00:05:42,475 Keep an open mind, right? 56 00:05:54,856 --> 00:05:56,023 Promise? 57 00:05:57,091 --> 00:05:59,760 - Grandpa. - Oh my God. 58 00:05:59,794 --> 00:06:02,697 - Dad, Dad, Dad! 59 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:05,800 - Dad? Dad? 60 00:06:06,968 --> 00:06:08,102 Call 911. 61 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:15,209 - I'm calling 911. 62 00:06:16,911 --> 00:06:21,315 Hi, yes, I am at 352 Galway Court Road. 63 00:06:21,349 --> 00:06:24,151 My father-in-law has collapsed. 64 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:19,407 - Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. 65 00:08:06,821 --> 00:08:08,756 - Sweetie, tell your counselors 66 00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:11,726 if you have any trouble sleeping, okay? 67 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:13,427 They can get in touch with us. 68 00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:20,267 And speaking of sleeping, go easy on the sugar. 69 00:08:20,301 --> 00:08:21,435 Okay? 70 00:08:21,469 --> 00:08:23,204 I don't want you to have any more nightmares. 71 00:08:23,237 --> 00:08:26,173 - Hey, did I mention Jess from work is also sending her son, 72 00:08:26,207 --> 00:08:27,241 CJ, to camp this summer. 73 00:08:27,274 --> 00:08:28,542 Gonna be a roommate. 74 00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:32,246 - Yes, Dad, you told me this a million times already. 75 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:33,614 It's just, CJ's a real dick. 76 00:08:33,647 --> 00:08:34,882 - Oh, hey, language. 77 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:37,551 - You've met the kid literally one time. 78 00:08:37,585 --> 00:08:39,086 Can't be that bad. 79 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:40,521 - Well, he is. 80 00:08:49,030 --> 00:08:52,233 - Look, I know you don't understand this, 81 00:08:52,266 --> 00:08:55,302 but you need this 82 00:08:57,238 --> 00:08:58,773 and it's gonna be good. 83 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,615 It's gonna be good. 84 00:09:46,187 --> 00:09:47,788 - Remember when you fucked it up last year? 85 00:09:47,822 --> 00:09:49,490 We're not gonna do that again, okay? 86 00:09:49,524 --> 00:09:51,225 So we're gonna make it look beautiful. 87 00:09:52,460 --> 00:09:55,663 Everyone's on their way, can you move a little quicker. 88 00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:57,631 We do this every fucking year. 89 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:02,369 Thank you. 90 00:10:20,988 --> 00:10:22,423 - Avery, are you ready for another wild couple 91 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:23,657 of months, brother? 92 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:26,026 - Oh, sure, man, having to do the Lord's work. 93 00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:27,228 - Amen. Amen. 94 00:10:27,261 --> 00:10:29,029 Do you wanna roll one of those for me, will ya? 95 00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:30,131 Nothing wrong with getting a little high 96 00:10:30,164 --> 00:10:32,366 right before we have to start delting. 97 00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:34,668 You like that? Right? 98 00:10:34,702 --> 00:10:36,270 Like this? - Oh yeah. 99 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:39,840 - Ugh, get a room. 100 00:10:39,874 --> 00:10:42,309 - Why would we do that? Why would we get a room? 101 00:10:42,343 --> 00:10:43,410 There's cabins everywhere. 102 00:10:43,444 --> 00:10:44,879 - Okay, I have to take care of these. 103 00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:47,481 Then I also took the badges from Collins' office. 104 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:51,018 Yeah, I'd love if you guys 105 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,621 picked up some slack around here. 106 00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:54,355 Everyone's busting their ass outside. 107 00:10:54,388 --> 00:10:56,957 Maybe you could, I dunno, put on a shirt, Kazswar. 108 00:10:56,991 --> 00:10:58,893 - What, and deprive you of all this? Come on. 109 00:10:58,926 --> 00:11:00,595 - Believe it or not, I can go an hour or two 110 00:11:00,629 --> 00:11:03,697 without seeing your chest, unlike some of us. 111 00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:06,500 - You don't need to be a bitch, Rachel. 112 00:11:06,535 --> 00:11:07,968 - Damn! 113 00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:11,238 - Hey-o, did somebody call the fun police? 114 00:11:11,272 --> 00:11:13,007 - Franklin, did you hear us laughing again 115 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,308 and you come in here to break up the party? 116 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,610 - So you're really still leaning 117 00:11:15,644 --> 00:11:17,077 into this jock counselor thing, huh? 118 00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:18,145 - Yeah. 119 00:11:18,179 --> 00:11:20,748 - Laurie, you wanna come help me down by the docks? 120 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:22,816 - Something to do. 121 00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:24,685 - Ah baby, I can give you something to do. 122 00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:29,056 - Oh, Kaz, by the way, I hear Collins is looking 123 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:31,158 for someone to put new air fresheners in the bathrooms. 124 00:11:31,192 --> 00:11:34,161 - Oh really? Thank you for that. 125 00:11:34,195 --> 00:11:35,664 - Collins can bite me. 126 00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:37,765 - Collins can what? - Oh, shit. 127 00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:42,571 - It's this kind of bullshit 128 00:11:42,604 --> 00:11:44,071 that got you nearly canned last summer. 129 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:45,806 Alright? You're here to work. 130 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:48,442 Put on a shirt, hang these up in the shitter, alright? 131 00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:49,743 - Really me? - Yeah. 132 00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:52,413 - Somebody took a weapons grade BM in there. 133 00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:54,982 - You suck, man. 134 00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:56,551 - What was that? - Huh? 135 00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:58,687 - I know, I know. I know what you said. 136 00:12:01,355 --> 00:12:02,456 And you? 137 00:12:06,695 --> 00:12:09,531 Do you understand, right, that you're the adult supervision. 138 00:12:09,564 --> 00:12:10,831 Okay? 139 00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:14,868 Just make yourself useful. 140 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:17,871 Go, go help out Kazswar with the bathrooms. 141 00:12:26,447 --> 00:12:28,315 - Last names A through M to the left, 142 00:12:28,349 --> 00:12:29,584 N through Z to the right. 143 00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,653 Hey, welcome back, guys. 144 00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:44,365 - Doesn't it look fun? 145 00:12:44,398 --> 00:12:46,635 It looks so cool, right? 146 00:12:46,668 --> 00:12:48,168 - Hey, welcome guys. 147 00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:52,106 Hey, how are y'all? Welcome, welcome. 148 00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:02,816 - This is so great, look at the climbing wall over there. 149 00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,785 How cool is that, huh? 150 00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:14,663 - Hello there, first-timer, welcome to Camp Almar. 151 00:13:14,696 --> 00:13:15,863 Can I get a name, buddy? 152 00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:17,264 - Uh, Morgan Davis. 153 00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:19,400 - Uh, Morgan? 154 00:13:19,433 --> 00:13:21,402 Yes, there you are. 155 00:13:21,435 --> 00:13:24,204 Okay, now Morgan, if I could get you to write 156 00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:26,473 your name on one of these lanyards, 157 00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:31,378 that is gonna give you access to food, 158 00:13:31,412 --> 00:13:33,581 renting fishing poles, all that fun stuff. 159 00:13:33,615 --> 00:13:36,950 Don't lose it or you'll be sleeping with the fishes. 160 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:40,387 Uh... 161 00:13:42,590 --> 00:13:44,291 - Okay. 162 00:13:44,325 --> 00:13:45,727 - Perfect. 163 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:47,461 - Okay, let's see your bunk. 164 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:51,298 - Actually, we don't allow parents past this point. 165 00:13:51,332 --> 00:13:52,466 Camp policy. 166 00:13:55,570 --> 00:13:56,571 - Okay? 167 00:13:58,472 --> 00:14:01,475 Listen to me, baby, you're gonna do so great. 168 00:14:01,509 --> 00:14:02,910 It's gonna be so much fun. 169 00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:09,483 Just be safe, behave, be brave, 170 00:14:09,517 --> 00:14:12,821 and I swear it's gonna be the best summer ever, okay? 171 00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:14,054 - Mom. 172 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:17,257 I love you so much. 173 00:14:24,398 --> 00:14:26,867 Oh, I almost forgot. 174 00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:32,005 I love you, love you, love you. 175 00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:47,087 - Okay. 176 00:14:47,121 --> 00:14:50,424 Are you ready to have the best summer ever? 177 00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:51,626 I know I am. 178 00:14:51,659 --> 00:14:54,895 Here, you know what, lemme get that bag for you. 179 00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:27,094 - Hey, CJ. 180 00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:32,933 - Hey, hey, I saw what you're doing. 181 00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:34,602 Guys, you need to get in your suits 182 00:15:34,636 --> 00:15:35,670 and grab your towels, all right? 183 00:15:35,703 --> 00:15:37,739 Meet all campers by the lakefront in 10 minutes 184 00:15:37,772 --> 00:15:39,239 for our welcome orientation. 185 00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:43,944 Keeping my eye on you guys. 186 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:46,581 Oh, by the way, I'm Franklin, nice to meet you. 187 00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:55,657 - I believe in myself and my abilities. 188 00:15:56,891 --> 00:15:59,426 I am the architect of my fate. 189 00:16:00,895 --> 00:16:02,496 I can achieve what I've- 190 00:16:02,530 --> 00:16:04,732 - Move, move, move, move, move, move. 191 00:16:04,766 --> 00:16:06,066 There we go. 192 00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:08,736 Alright, listen up, you little monsters and freaks, 193 00:16:08,770 --> 00:16:10,605 I need you to line up and shut up. 194 00:16:10,638 --> 00:16:12,105 You, back to your seats. 195 00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:14,041 You are very attractive. Hi, how are you? 196 00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:17,044 - You, hey, hey, get to your seat. 197 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,746 What are you doing? 198 00:16:18,780 --> 00:16:20,615 Yo, hey, what's your name, big dog. 199 00:16:20,648 --> 00:16:22,349 What's your name, huh? 200 00:16:24,886 --> 00:16:26,554 Does that say Doink? Effing Doink. 201 00:16:26,588 --> 00:16:29,524 Hey, Doink, listen, I'm in charge here. 202 00:16:29,557 --> 00:16:33,393 So when I say take your seats, I expect you to go. 203 00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:34,428 Capisce? 204 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,300 - First year here? 205 00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:45,439 - Yeah. 206 00:16:45,974 --> 00:16:47,174 - I can tell. 207 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,376 I'm Pilar. 208 00:16:49,978 --> 00:16:51,579 - That's a nice name. 209 00:16:51,613 --> 00:16:52,680 - Hey, thanks. 210 00:16:52,714 --> 00:16:54,281 I've had it since I was born. 211 00:16:57,919 --> 00:16:59,119 - I'm Morgan. 212 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,189 - Well, Morgan, you should probably shut up 213 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:04,692 so you don't get us in trouble with that jerk. 214 00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:10,364 - Go ahead and hand it over. 215 00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:11,465 - No, but I got a note and- 216 00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:13,166 I don't care if you got a note, right? 217 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:16,470 No tech anywhere out here. 218 00:17:16,504 --> 00:17:20,608 Hand it over, or I'm taking away your dessert privileges, 219 00:17:20,642 --> 00:17:23,310 and by the looks of it, you really wouldn't like that. 220 00:17:25,013 --> 00:17:26,681 There you go, big guy. Go ahead. 221 00:17:27,715 --> 00:17:29,483 Oh, he flipped me off. 222 00:17:29,517 --> 00:17:31,886 Doink the Oink, everybody, give it up for him. 223 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,590 - Really? - What? 224 00:17:37,692 --> 00:17:38,660 - What the hell? 225 00:17:38,693 --> 00:17:41,094 - Who is ready to have the time of their lives? 226 00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:45,633 For those of you who are new, my name is Hugh Collins. 227 00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:48,068 I'm the camp director and we are thrilled 228 00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:50,304 to have you here with us this summer. 229 00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:53,908 Now, just so you know, I oversee these knuckleheads, 230 00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:56,143 but also disciplinary measures. 231 00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:58,312 So as I like to say, if you're seeing me, 232 00:17:58,345 --> 00:18:00,982 you're either infirmed or in trouble. 233 00:18:03,017 --> 00:18:04,251 Lots of laughter. 234 00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,286 Alright, how about a word or two about sunscreen? 235 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:08,188 Now your folks probably- 236 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:09,724 - I'm Morgan. 237 00:18:09,757 --> 00:18:11,626 - Doink, apparently. 238 00:18:11,659 --> 00:18:13,995 - I won't call you that if you don't want me to. 239 00:18:14,028 --> 00:18:15,730 That guy seems like a total asshole. 240 00:18:15,763 --> 00:18:17,966 - Yeah, no shit. 241 00:18:20,535 --> 00:18:22,537 Dirk. 242 00:18:22,570 --> 00:18:24,639 - Now, since it's hot as balls out here, 243 00:18:24,672 --> 00:18:27,041 let's get you guys in that water, huh? 244 00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:31,378 Alright, you're gonna follow your cabin counselor down 245 00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:34,381 to the lake where they'll administer your swim test, 246 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,216 and that'll clear you for the whole summer, 247 00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:37,652 because as I like to say, 248 00:18:37,685 --> 00:18:40,354 happiness is about making your own waves. 249 00:18:42,557 --> 00:18:44,659 Don't- - Dude, you gotta stop it. 250 00:18:44,692 --> 00:18:46,027 It gets worse every year. 251 00:18:46,060 --> 00:18:47,494 - Alright, we got a lot to do here. 252 00:18:47,528 --> 00:18:49,429 Okay, so let's get moving. Let's go down to that water. 253 00:18:49,463 --> 00:18:51,164 Come on. - Let's go. 254 00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:53,901 - Who wants to have some fun? 255 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,323 - You gotta piss or something? 256 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:19,426 - Okay, who is ready to have some fun? 257 00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:21,996 Whoo! If you can hear me, clap once. 258 00:19:23,064 --> 00:19:24,197 If you can hear me, stomp your feet. 259 00:19:25,667 --> 00:19:27,068 Okay, great. 260 00:19:27,101 --> 00:19:28,503 All right, so here are the rules. 261 00:19:28,536 --> 00:19:30,437 One camper per cabin at a time. 262 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:33,007 Okay, you're gonna jump to the water, swim to the buoy, 263 00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:34,776 and then swim on back. 264 00:19:35,877 --> 00:19:37,377 Easy enough, right? 265 00:19:41,516 --> 00:19:45,787 - Um, excuse me, Franklin, can I not do this? 266 00:19:46,688 --> 00:19:48,221 I don't swim. 267 00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:50,792 - Wait, you can't swim? 268 00:19:50,825 --> 00:19:52,960 Did y'all hear that? This nerd can't swim? 269 00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:56,263 - You know what, this happens every summer. 270 00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,665 Camper decides he doesn't wanna do it 271 00:19:57,699 --> 00:19:59,834 and then they regret it the next week. 272 00:19:59,867 --> 00:20:00,835 - She's right, Morgan. 273 00:20:00,868 --> 00:20:02,837 That means zero lake privileges this summer. 274 00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:05,773 No rowboats, no rope swing, no playing chicken. 275 00:20:06,941 --> 00:20:07,942 - I understand. 276 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,211 - Okay, let's move on. 277 00:20:31,966 --> 00:20:33,366 - Hey! 278 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:37,337 Why is the shy kid on his butt? 279 00:20:47,215 --> 00:20:48,415 - Shit. 280 00:20:55,223 --> 00:20:59,093 - Congratulations, Corbin, 45 minutes into day one 281 00:20:59,127 --> 00:21:01,261 and you're in the dog house. 282 00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:02,395 - I didn't do anything. 283 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:03,497 - Look, you know we have 284 00:21:03,531 --> 00:21:05,398 a zero tolerance policy for bullying. 285 00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:08,803 - This is bullshit - Hey, try me. All right? 286 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:10,638 You like cleaning toilets 287 00:21:10,671 --> 00:21:12,206 because I got a couple of counselors who can't get 288 00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:13,775 to the hard to reach places. 289 00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:20,848 All right, just get outta my office. 290 00:21:25,219 --> 00:21:28,589 And will you try to at least act like a decent human being? 291 00:21:44,605 --> 00:21:45,907 Dammit. 292 00:22:17,972 --> 00:22:19,040 - Is it? 293 00:22:36,489 --> 00:22:37,825 - Morgan? 294 00:22:38,391 --> 00:22:40,294 Shit, I'm sorry man. 295 00:22:40,328 --> 00:22:41,729 - It's fine. 296 00:22:41,762 --> 00:22:44,966 - Anyways, I was telling Sam, oh, this is Sam, by the way, 297 00:22:44,999 --> 00:22:47,367 and that's Raj, they're roomed with me. 298 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,036 - Hey man, I get it. 299 00:22:49,070 --> 00:22:50,271 I freak out all the time. 300 00:22:50,304 --> 00:22:51,772 I like attention. 301 00:22:51,806 --> 00:22:53,774 - Oh God, will you shut the hell up? 302 00:22:53,808 --> 00:22:55,509 - Anyone know any campfire songs? 303 00:22:55,543 --> 00:22:56,510 - No. 304 00:22:58,846 --> 00:23:01,349 - How about a story? - How about a scary story? 305 00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:02,817 - Yeah. - Yes. 306 00:23:02,850 --> 00:23:08,055 - Has anyone here ever heard of the story about the Doctor? 307 00:23:08,089 --> 00:23:09,323 - Doink, no. 308 00:23:09,357 --> 00:23:13,694 I have to listen to this story every damn year and it sucks. 309 00:23:13,728 --> 00:23:15,029 - I've never heard it. 310 00:23:15,062 --> 00:23:17,298 - I can try to tell it. My brother told me at least- 311 00:23:17,331 --> 00:23:19,100 - No, I'll tell it. 312 00:23:19,133 --> 00:23:21,502 I'll keep it PG-13, don't worry. 313 00:23:24,872 --> 00:23:30,645 So way before Camp Almar, there used to be cabins 314 00:23:30,678 --> 00:23:33,814 all throughout these woods everywhere. 315 00:23:36,651 --> 00:23:39,086 One of those cabins belonged to a doctor. 316 00:23:44,292 --> 00:23:46,527 Yeah, he had a wife, two kids. 317 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:48,663 It was their summer home. 318 00:23:49,330 --> 00:23:51,766 And it was private. 319 00:23:52,934 --> 00:23:56,971 They'd come up here and they'd swim, fish, whatever. 320 00:23:57,004 --> 00:24:00,708 But the doctor had one rule while they stayed there. 321 00:24:01,976 --> 00:24:05,780 He had this, this huge cellar in the basement. 322 00:24:05,813 --> 00:24:08,349 And every night when the family went to sleep, 323 00:24:08,382 --> 00:24:10,084 the doctor would go down there, 324 00:24:10,117 --> 00:24:12,820 and he wouldn't come out until the sun came up. 325 00:24:14,055 --> 00:24:15,056 - How come? 326 00:24:15,957 --> 00:24:18,526 - See, his wife had the same question. 327 00:24:18,559 --> 00:24:22,263 So one night when the doctor thinks she's asleep, 328 00:24:22,296 --> 00:24:24,464 she follows him down there 329 00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:27,335 and she discovers something horrific. 330 00:24:29,537 --> 00:24:32,306 Men and women, mutilated. 331 00:24:32,340 --> 00:24:37,078 People's limbs were being ripped off and sewn back together, 332 00:24:37,111 --> 00:24:39,080 their features all warped. 333 00:24:39,113 --> 00:24:42,750 You see, by day, the doctor was performing 334 00:24:42,783 --> 00:24:47,154 these life-saving surgeries, but by night, 335 00:24:47,188 --> 00:24:52,093 he was taking human lives and creating monsters. 336 00:24:55,062 --> 00:24:56,496 - Then what happened? 337 00:24:57,264 --> 00:24:58,532 - She tried to run. 338 00:24:59,633 --> 00:25:01,002 When the doctor caught her, he wanted to make sure 339 00:25:01,035 --> 00:25:05,473 that he would never lose his beloved family. 340 00:25:05,506 --> 00:25:08,376 He told the cops, she left, took the kids. 341 00:25:08,409 --> 00:25:13,981 But in reality, he sewed them all together. 342 00:25:14,015 --> 00:25:17,184 Mommy and her two babies combined 343 00:25:17,218 --> 00:25:20,488 into one happy family forever. 344 00:25:26,627 --> 00:25:31,098 Years later, they tore it down. We built Almar. 345 00:25:31,132 --> 00:25:36,570 But rumor has it, if you stay up too late 346 00:25:36,604 --> 00:25:39,340 or if you leave your cabin past curfew, 347 00:25:39,373 --> 00:25:45,046 you just might see the doctor wandering through these woods, 348 00:25:45,079 --> 00:25:51,886 searching for his basement, his life's work, his family. 349 00:25:52,853 --> 00:25:54,121 - What about all those monsters? 350 00:25:54,155 --> 00:25:55,723 - Caroline, stop. 351 00:25:57,291 --> 00:25:58,292 - Ask Kazswar. 352 00:25:59,393 --> 00:26:00,461 - Why? 353 00:26:00,494 --> 00:26:01,562 - Because I'm one of them! 354 00:26:06,167 --> 00:26:07,168 - Okay. 355 00:26:08,135 --> 00:26:09,136 - Welcome to camp. 356 00:26:09,970 --> 00:26:10,838 - No shit. 357 00:26:10,871 --> 00:26:13,542 - Let's not litter. Thank you. 358 00:26:17,778 --> 00:26:19,346 Alright, back to your cabins. 359 00:26:20,848 --> 00:26:23,084 If you see a cup, pick it up. 360 00:26:23,117 --> 00:26:24,519 Thank you. 361 00:26:38,399 --> 00:26:43,804 - Hey, you okay, like, after what happened down at the lake? 362 00:26:43,838 --> 00:26:46,941 - Yeah, I was, I'm fine. 363 00:26:46,974 --> 00:26:49,544 - I just saw you were crying and- 364 00:26:49,578 --> 00:26:51,679 - No, I don't, I don't think I was. 365 00:26:56,884 --> 00:27:00,855 Do you think that was a true story about 366 00:27:00,888 --> 00:27:02,656 the doctor or whatever? 367 00:27:02,690 --> 00:27:04,692 - Ooh, are you scared, Morgan? 368 00:27:04,725 --> 00:27:07,761 - No, no, I was just asking. 369 00:27:07,795 --> 00:27:10,431 - I find summer camps to be inherently creepy. 370 00:27:10,464 --> 00:27:12,266 So counselors make this shit up 371 00:27:12,299 --> 00:27:14,902 to make sure we don't break curfew or whatever. 372 00:27:14,935 --> 00:27:17,304 I've heard like five different versions of that stupid story 373 00:27:17,338 --> 00:27:18,372 at this point. 374 00:27:20,207 --> 00:27:21,775 Well, this is you. 375 00:27:24,011 --> 00:27:25,946 - Wait, where's your cabin? 376 00:27:27,448 --> 00:27:29,250 - Over on the other side of camp. 377 00:27:29,283 --> 00:27:32,987 - Then, why'd you walk with me all the way to my cabin? 378 00:27:33,020 --> 00:27:35,289 - Because you're a fraidy-cat. 379 00:27:36,190 --> 00:27:38,192 See you tomorrow, dude. 380 00:29:08,683 --> 00:29:10,884 - What is that? 381 00:29:36,143 --> 00:29:37,612 Help! 382 00:29:37,646 --> 00:29:40,347 - What the fuck was that? - Oh baby! 383 00:29:40,381 --> 00:29:42,049 Oh, come on, don't stop. 384 00:29:42,082 --> 00:29:43,117 - Sorry. 385 00:29:43,150 --> 00:29:44,418 - Help! 386 00:29:45,252 --> 00:29:47,054 - Goddammit. 387 00:29:47,689 --> 00:29:49,123 Gotta go, shit, sorry. 388 00:29:49,156 --> 00:29:51,526 - Are you fucking kidding me? - Gotta go. 389 00:30:05,806 --> 00:30:07,408 - There's someone in my cabin. 390 00:30:12,446 --> 00:30:13,715 But I saw him. 391 00:30:13,748 --> 00:30:15,149 He came out of my room. 392 00:30:15,182 --> 00:30:18,687 - Morgan, you have nothing to worry about, okay? 393 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:20,888 Everyone is fast asleep. 394 00:30:20,921 --> 00:30:22,557 - But the door was open... 395 00:30:23,991 --> 00:30:28,362 - Your file mentioned that you have nightmares sometimes. 396 00:30:28,395 --> 00:30:30,898 I mean, do you think that maybe- - But, but I saw him. 397 00:30:33,901 --> 00:30:35,269 - Really, you two? 398 00:30:35,302 --> 00:30:37,004 - Guys, I told you we need to stop telling 399 00:30:37,037 --> 00:30:38,405 that stupid story. 400 00:30:38,439 --> 00:30:41,208 He's not real, Morgan, it's just a dumb story. 401 00:30:41,241 --> 00:30:44,912 - We have to tell the story. Campers insist on it. 402 00:30:47,448 --> 00:30:49,083 - Yeah, by the way, she's the one who's been telling it, 403 00:30:49,116 --> 00:30:50,851 so you should bitch at her. 404 00:30:50,884 --> 00:30:52,252 - Franklin, will you please walk Morgan 405 00:30:52,286 --> 00:30:53,053 back to his cabin? 406 00:30:53,087 --> 00:30:54,955 - Of course. - Thank you. 407 00:30:54,988 --> 00:30:57,424 - And get some sleep, okay? 408 00:31:01,796 --> 00:31:03,330 - So we good here? Do we- 409 00:31:03,364 --> 00:31:04,666 - I don't care. 410 00:31:04,699 --> 00:31:05,866 - All right! Let's go. 411 00:31:40,602 --> 00:31:43,638 - See, no doctor in here as far as I can tell. 412 00:31:43,671 --> 00:31:44,639 - But- 413 00:31:44,672 --> 00:31:46,306 - You've had a rough day, Morgan. 414 00:31:46,340 --> 00:31:48,777 I'm sure that stupid story didn't help, 415 00:31:48,810 --> 00:31:50,612 but Camp Almar is a safe place. 416 00:31:54,281 --> 00:31:57,050 Let's just take it easy, okay? 417 00:31:57,084 --> 00:31:58,218 Tomorrow, no surprises. 418 00:31:58,252 --> 00:32:01,422 Let's just have some fun, huh? 419 00:32:06,628 --> 00:32:07,629 Sweet dreams. 420 00:32:26,915 --> 00:32:28,115 - No running. 421 00:32:34,823 --> 00:32:36,323 - Hey. 422 00:32:36,356 --> 00:32:37,659 - Look who it is. 423 00:32:38,593 --> 00:32:39,594 - Is that good? 424 00:32:40,829 --> 00:32:43,464 - It's okay. Kind of a downer, honestly. 425 00:32:45,633 --> 00:32:46,801 - I like to read. 426 00:32:46,835 --> 00:32:48,335 I read a lot actually. 427 00:32:48,368 --> 00:32:49,604 - Really? 428 00:32:49,637 --> 00:32:53,006 Well, maybe we could go on a little reading date. 429 00:32:54,909 --> 00:32:56,109 Outing? 430 00:32:57,612 --> 00:33:00,047 - Yeah, yeah that would be cool. 431 00:33:02,249 --> 00:33:05,520 - Hey, my cabin signed up for a bird watching hike, 432 00:33:05,553 --> 00:33:07,287 so I should get going. 433 00:33:13,427 --> 00:33:14,394 See you around. 434 00:33:16,564 --> 00:33:17,699 - The best flavor. 435 00:33:21,503 --> 00:33:24,004 - So, is that your new girlfriend? 436 00:33:24,037 --> 00:33:25,038 - Shut up. 437 00:33:25,072 --> 00:33:26,908 You guys are such dicks. 438 00:33:26,941 --> 00:33:29,409 - Come on, you know you love us. 439 00:33:30,979 --> 00:33:33,380 - Come on, let's go play some badminton. 440 00:34:30,470 --> 00:34:31,471 - CJ? 441 00:34:36,644 --> 00:34:38,713 - Leave me the fuck alone. 442 00:34:58,833 --> 00:35:00,735 - Knock, knock. 443 00:35:00,768 --> 00:35:02,402 You doing okay, Morgan? 444 00:35:04,171 --> 00:35:06,239 - Yeah, I guess. 445 00:35:13,915 --> 00:35:18,385 Franklin, do you think maybe I could... 446 00:35:19,053 --> 00:35:21,656 not room with CJ? 447 00:35:25,359 --> 00:35:28,328 - Look, I know it might not make sense, 448 00:35:28,362 --> 00:35:30,531 but at Almar, we don't give up on kids. 449 00:35:38,472 --> 00:35:43,044 You know, growing up, my mom would let me sulk for the day. 450 00:35:43,077 --> 00:35:46,380 She'd say, "Your bad day doesn't deserve your good tomorrow." 451 00:35:48,082 --> 00:35:49,282 She wasn't wrong. 452 00:35:52,954 --> 00:35:54,555 - Yeah, I guess. 453 00:35:56,289 --> 00:35:58,726 - You take the rest of this night to yourself, Morgan. 454 00:35:59,994 --> 00:36:01,194 You hear me? 455 00:36:02,229 --> 00:36:04,264 Alright, night, bud. 456 00:36:05,033 --> 00:36:06,834 - Good night. 457 00:36:21,348 --> 00:36:25,318 - So, he was different? 458 00:36:25,352 --> 00:36:29,222 - Yeah, it was weird. He wasn't himself. 459 00:36:29,256 --> 00:36:32,794 - And you two never hung out outside of camp, right? 460 00:36:32,827 --> 00:36:33,795 - No. 461 00:36:33,828 --> 00:36:35,630 - Probably just going through puberty, dude. 462 00:36:35,663 --> 00:36:38,599 - Boys are weird, present company included. 463 00:36:41,201 --> 00:36:43,203 - I know how it sounds, but CJ- 464 00:36:43,236 --> 00:36:44,438 - Hey Morgan. 465 00:36:46,574 --> 00:36:48,208 - Hey, CJ. 466 00:36:48,241 --> 00:36:49,544 - Can we talk? 467 00:36:51,179 --> 00:36:54,481 - Um, yeah, sure. 468 00:36:55,116 --> 00:36:56,517 - Your funeral. 469 00:37:08,629 --> 00:37:12,466 - I guess, we just got off on the wrong foot. 470 00:37:12,499 --> 00:37:15,235 I don't know, if I'm being honest, it felt kind of weird, 471 00:37:15,268 --> 00:37:17,805 you know, my parents making me room with someone 472 00:37:17,839 --> 00:37:19,006 I barely know. 473 00:37:21,042 --> 00:37:22,677 - Yeah, I get it. 474 00:37:26,514 --> 00:37:30,118 - Hope we can reset, start fresh, 475 00:37:30,151 --> 00:37:32,419 do some stuff we've been putting off. 476 00:37:34,589 --> 00:37:35,590 - Like what? 477 00:37:38,325 --> 00:37:39,359 - Like your swim test. 478 00:37:52,507 --> 00:37:54,809 - What the hell do you think you're doing? 479 00:39:03,244 --> 00:39:04,779 - Laurie, get CJ. 480 00:39:06,013 --> 00:39:07,982 - CJ, what are you doing? 481 00:39:08,015 --> 00:39:09,917 Stop, stop. 482 00:39:14,255 --> 00:39:16,224 - Get off. Hey, hey! 483 00:39:19,459 --> 00:39:20,895 Get the goddamn nurse. 484 00:39:24,799 --> 00:39:25,566 - Come on! 485 00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:29,003 One, two, three, good! 486 00:39:30,338 --> 00:39:32,607 Oh yeah, buddy. Good, good, good. 487 00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:33,641 Breathe. 488 00:40:01,434 --> 00:40:03,738 - Being scared means you're 489 00:40:03,771 --> 00:40:07,241 about do something really, really, brave. 490 00:41:10,338 --> 00:41:13,274 - You're dead! 491 00:41:13,307 --> 00:41:15,710 - Hey Morgan, Morgan, come on. Wake up. 492 00:41:15,743 --> 00:41:17,445 Raj got his ass kicked, 493 00:41:17,477 --> 00:41:18,713 but he's still out playing with us. 494 00:41:18,746 --> 00:41:21,382 Come on, sucker, move, move, move. 495 00:41:21,415 --> 00:41:23,384 - You guys are assholes. 496 00:41:24,752 --> 00:41:27,288 - Morgan, Cassidy Moon tripped, 497 00:41:27,321 --> 00:41:28,823 so I blasted her with my light. 498 00:41:28,856 --> 00:41:31,292 That's great, dude. 499 00:41:32,793 --> 00:41:36,464 - Hey, give the poor guy a break, will you? 500 00:41:36,496 --> 00:41:38,332 - Later, doofus, come on. - Doofus. 501 00:41:49,243 --> 00:41:52,146 - I figured you shouldn't have to miss out on all the fun. 502 00:41:57,685 --> 00:42:01,188 For what it's worth, we have a lot of work to do with CJ, 503 00:42:02,289 --> 00:42:03,891 a reset, if you will. 504 00:42:05,059 --> 00:42:08,763 We don't condone that kind of behavior here at Almar. 505 00:42:08,796 --> 00:42:13,534 So just hang in there. Things are gonna shape up, all right? 506 00:42:20,841 --> 00:42:24,945 And hey, drink that cocoa. 507 00:42:25,514 --> 00:42:26,881 That's an order. 508 00:42:52,406 --> 00:42:53,841 - Don't spill it. Careful. 509 00:42:56,644 --> 00:42:57,711 Here we go. 510 00:42:57,745 --> 00:42:59,246 - Thanks. - You got it. 511 00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:01,550 Okay, campers, when we are done, we are going 512 00:43:01,582 --> 00:43:02,817 to throw away our cups, okay, 513 00:43:02,850 --> 00:43:04,585 and then we're gonna head back to our cabins. 514 00:43:04,618 --> 00:43:06,587 And finish your cups please. 515 00:43:06,620 --> 00:43:08,389 We cannot dump this stuff out here. 516 00:43:08,422 --> 00:43:09,690 It kills the trees. 517 00:43:09,723 --> 00:43:12,293 Got it? Okay, cool? 518 00:43:23,404 --> 00:43:25,673 - Morgan? I can see you. 519 00:43:25,706 --> 00:43:28,342 Morgan, I can see you. 520 00:43:28,375 --> 00:43:30,144 I can see you now. 521 00:43:30,177 --> 00:43:33,147 Morgan, I can see you. 522 00:43:33,582 --> 00:43:35,116 Morgan? 523 00:43:35,149 --> 00:43:36,383 Morgan? 524 00:43:36,417 --> 00:43:37,384 Morgan? 525 00:43:37,418 --> 00:43:38,385 Morgan? 526 00:43:38,419 --> 00:43:40,387 Morgan? Morgan? 527 00:43:40,421 --> 00:43:41,722 Morgan? 528 00:43:41,755 --> 00:43:43,958 I get to see you now. 529 00:43:59,173 --> 00:44:00,407 - Grandpa! 530 00:44:00,441 --> 00:44:01,842 Where are we? 531 00:44:05,379 --> 00:44:07,214 Where are we? 532 00:44:07,248 --> 00:44:09,250 - I get to see you now. 533 00:44:09,283 --> 00:44:11,652 I get to see you now. 534 00:44:13,087 --> 00:44:15,356 Where you going Morgan? Morgan, where you going? 535 00:44:23,632 --> 00:44:25,733 - Help me. Help! 536 00:44:34,408 --> 00:44:37,344 - ...in the fucking gut. 537 00:48:03,718 --> 00:48:05,185 - CJ... 538 00:48:43,056 --> 00:48:45,325 Help! Help me! 539 00:49:03,310 --> 00:49:05,979 You guys, Dirk, you gotta wake up. 540 00:49:06,681 --> 00:49:08,048 Wake up! 541 00:49:08,081 --> 00:49:09,784 - I'm up, I'm up, I'm up. What the hell? 542 00:49:09,818 --> 00:49:11,318 - What the fuck? 543 00:49:11,351 --> 00:49:12,854 - The doctor? - Huh? 544 00:49:12,887 --> 00:49:15,055 - The Doctor, he had CJ in some sort of like operating room. 545 00:49:15,088 --> 00:49:16,190 There's blood everywhere. 546 00:49:16,223 --> 00:49:17,424 - What the hell are you talking about? 547 00:49:17,458 --> 00:49:18,492 - You guys, he's real. 548 00:49:18,526 --> 00:49:20,227 He had other kids too. 549 00:49:20,260 --> 00:49:23,330 I know how it sounds, but you gotta believe me, man. 550 00:49:23,363 --> 00:49:24,231 He's real. 551 00:49:24,264 --> 00:49:25,633 We have to get outta here now. 552 00:49:25,667 --> 00:49:26,801 - Enough, Morgan. 553 00:49:26,835 --> 00:49:28,636 Jesus, I'm tired. 554 00:49:29,537 --> 00:49:31,205 Got my ass kicked today. 555 00:49:31,238 --> 00:49:33,207 We're done dealing with your shit. 556 00:49:33,908 --> 00:49:35,275 He's not real. 557 00:49:49,323 --> 00:49:50,457 Shit. 558 00:49:56,096 --> 00:49:58,365 - You guys, go! 559 00:50:05,874 --> 00:50:08,308 - Help! Help! Help! 560 00:50:22,322 --> 00:50:24,759 - No, no, no! 561 00:50:31,533 --> 00:50:32,800 - What the fuck? 562 00:50:43,043 --> 00:50:44,946 Hey, we got a Bronco Butler. 563 00:50:44,979 --> 00:50:47,515 I repeat, we got a code Bronco Butler. 564 00:50:47,549 --> 00:50:48,550 Shit! 565 00:50:49,449 --> 00:50:50,952 - Okay, all campers, if you're outside, 566 00:50:50,985 --> 00:50:53,387 come into the mess hall right now. 567 00:50:53,420 --> 00:50:55,155 Campers, if you can hear my voice, 568 00:50:55,188 --> 00:50:55,990 come into the mess hall. 569 00:50:56,024 --> 00:50:57,291 Let's go. Let's go. 570 00:50:57,324 --> 00:50:59,226 Move it. Come on, let's go. Let's go, let's go. 571 00:50:59,259 --> 00:51:00,728 Thank you. Come on. 572 00:51:00,762 --> 00:51:02,429 - Go, go, go! 573 00:51:09,971 --> 00:51:11,138 - We should find an adult, right? 574 00:51:11,171 --> 00:51:13,173 - We gotta get Pilar. 575 00:51:13,206 --> 00:51:14,474 - You wanna save your girlfriend first? 576 00:51:14,509 --> 00:51:16,611 - Come on, we need to get the hell outta here, dude. 577 00:51:16,644 --> 00:51:20,247 - Wait, wait, wait guys, guys, guys, listen, listen. 578 00:51:39,132 --> 00:51:40,735 - Shit! 579 00:51:58,720 --> 00:51:59,821 - What is that? 580 00:52:05,693 --> 00:52:07,095 Where are you going? 581 00:52:07,127 --> 00:52:08,428 - I'm up. I want a snack. 582 00:52:08,462 --> 00:52:10,632 - No, I think we should stay inside. 583 00:52:10,665 --> 00:52:11,833 - Pilar! 584 00:52:11,866 --> 00:52:13,901 Pilar, it's the doctor. 585 00:52:13,935 --> 00:52:17,371 He's real. 586 00:52:18,573 --> 00:52:20,474 The story is real. 587 00:52:20,508 --> 00:52:22,142 - Oh, brother. 588 00:52:22,175 --> 00:52:24,378 - Okay, I'm just trying to convince you guys. 589 00:52:24,411 --> 00:52:25,613 Look at Dirk and Sam? 590 00:52:25,647 --> 00:52:28,415 - Yeah, they're sweaty, they're always sweaty. 591 00:52:30,952 --> 00:52:33,821 - What? Where am I? Oh my g- 592 00:52:34,421 --> 00:52:36,189 - Is she sleepwalking? 593 00:52:38,325 --> 00:52:40,227 - Can you guys be quiet? 594 00:52:44,197 --> 00:52:45,600 Real funny. 595 00:52:50,972 --> 00:52:52,707 - Holy shit! 596 00:53:00,581 --> 00:53:03,818 - Guys, guys, wait for me. 597 00:53:18,599 --> 00:53:21,268 - Come on, move it, move it. 598 00:53:23,938 --> 00:53:26,074 Oh my God. 599 00:53:31,311 --> 00:53:32,547 - What the hell's going on? 600 00:53:32,580 --> 00:53:34,314 - If you can hear my voice, 601 00:53:34,347 --> 00:53:36,450 report to the mess hall. 602 00:53:36,483 --> 00:53:39,319 - Okay, we heard her. Let's go. 603 00:53:39,352 --> 00:53:41,989 - No way, we can't trust anybody at this point. 604 00:53:42,023 --> 00:53:43,124 - We gotta get a weapon. 605 00:53:43,157 --> 00:53:45,059 Can we please stop to get a weapon? 606 00:53:45,093 --> 00:53:46,160 - Look... 607 00:53:52,834 --> 00:53:54,068 - We have to go now. 608 00:53:54,102 --> 00:53:55,268 - We should swim across the lake. 609 00:53:55,302 --> 00:53:57,972 - No, we're not swimming, Sam! 610 00:54:01,075 --> 00:54:02,342 - Shit. 611 00:54:12,486 --> 00:54:13,955 - What are you doing? 612 00:54:13,988 --> 00:54:16,256 Stop it. Stop it right now. 613 00:54:16,289 --> 00:54:17,491 Wait, stop! 614 00:54:28,970 --> 00:54:30,571 - Chop! Chop! This way. This way. 615 00:54:30,605 --> 00:54:32,874 - Come on, come on, quick. Be careful. Don't fall. 616 00:54:32,907 --> 00:54:33,908 - Are we gonna die? 617 00:54:33,941 --> 00:54:36,644 - Don't be ridiculous. Everyone's gonna be fine. 618 00:54:36,677 --> 00:54:38,813 Everyone's gonna be fine, right? 619 00:54:41,048 --> 00:54:42,116 - Kaz, stop it. 620 00:54:42,150 --> 00:54:43,518 - Uh-uh-uh, how many are left? 621 00:54:43,551 --> 00:54:46,187 - Don't do anything stupid. - No promises. 622 00:54:46,220 --> 00:54:47,588 Whoo. 623 00:54:50,457 --> 00:54:52,292 - That's not gonna go well. 624 00:54:52,325 --> 00:54:53,528 You're in charge. 625 00:54:54,162 --> 00:54:55,295 I'm on my way back. 626 00:54:55,328 --> 00:54:56,531 - Okay. 627 00:55:12,814 --> 00:55:14,715 - Let's wait until there's a lull and make a run for it. 628 00:55:14,749 --> 00:55:15,850 - Why? 629 00:55:15,883 --> 00:55:18,052 Haven't you noticed we're in a room full of vehicles. 630 00:55:18,085 --> 00:55:19,520 Boats, Pilar. 631 00:55:19,554 --> 00:55:21,789 - Where would you take a boat? 632 00:55:21,823 --> 00:55:23,257 This is a lake, dude. 633 00:55:23,291 --> 00:55:25,059 Even if you made it to the other side, 634 00:55:25,092 --> 00:55:26,861 you would still be in the woods. 635 00:55:28,095 --> 00:55:29,096 Then what? 636 00:55:29,864 --> 00:55:31,732 - Still a good plan. 637 00:55:31,766 --> 00:55:33,500 - No. 638 00:55:33,534 --> 00:55:35,937 Our best bet is regrouping with the rest of the campers. 639 00:55:35,970 --> 00:55:38,471 I'm sure the adults have something in mind. 640 00:55:40,241 --> 00:55:41,676 - I'm on Team Boat. 641 00:55:42,176 --> 00:55:43,845 - Oh my God. 642 00:55:43,878 --> 00:55:46,247 - I don't think splitting up is a good idea? 643 00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:47,582 - Don't be such a pussy. 644 00:55:47,615 --> 00:55:50,585 - Hey, he doesn't do water, Sam. Jesus Christ. 645 00:55:50,618 --> 00:55:52,553 - I think we should just stop yelling, 646 00:55:52,587 --> 00:55:54,989 just as a blanket rule of hiding. 647 00:56:01,361 --> 00:56:03,396 How come you don't do water, Morgan? 648 00:56:13,107 --> 00:56:15,710 - Well, we had a pool 649 00:56:16,944 --> 00:56:19,479 in the backyard of my old house and 650 00:56:19,914 --> 00:56:20,882 I fell in... 651 00:56:24,018 --> 00:56:26,921 I tripped over a vacuum we used to clean the bottom. 652 00:56:30,658 --> 00:56:33,027 I sunk straight down 653 00:56:36,396 --> 00:56:40,001 until my Grandpa Roy pulled me out. 654 00:56:40,034 --> 00:56:43,704 - Morgan! 655 00:56:43,738 --> 00:56:49,043 - I will never forget that feeling of losing my breath, 656 00:56:51,345 --> 00:56:52,713 of losing control. 657 00:56:58,552 --> 00:57:00,321 I'm not gonna hold anyone back. 658 00:57:00,354 --> 00:57:03,791 Please take the boat, get to safety. 659 00:57:04,959 --> 00:57:06,493 I just can't do it. 660 00:57:09,462 --> 00:57:13,868 - Hey, we stick together, pal. Got it? 661 00:57:18,172 --> 00:57:19,540 - Wait... 662 00:57:44,265 --> 00:57:45,465 - Hello? 663 00:58:05,453 --> 00:58:07,021 Hello? 664 00:58:13,594 --> 00:58:15,296 - Dude, Kazswar. 665 00:58:15,329 --> 00:58:17,298 - Hey, hey, hey, bud. What's your name? 666 00:58:17,331 --> 00:58:18,366 What's your name? - Sam. 667 00:58:18,399 --> 00:58:19,700 - Sam? - You okay? 668 00:58:19,734 --> 00:58:20,868 - Yeah. - Okay, come on. 669 00:58:20,901 --> 00:58:22,970 We're gonna get you outta here. 670 00:58:23,004 --> 00:58:25,706 Hey, listen, where are the rest of your friends? 671 00:58:28,642 --> 00:58:30,244 Let's get you outta here, bud. 672 00:58:31,245 --> 00:58:33,014 Hey! Wait! 673 00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:40,354 - Hey, what the? 674 00:58:44,158 --> 00:58:47,595 - I think he's friends with the crybaby and the chubby kid. 675 00:58:47,628 --> 00:58:48,829 I'll get 'em. 676 00:58:49,430 --> 00:58:50,297 - Go! 677 00:58:52,199 --> 00:58:53,267 - God... 678 00:58:53,300 --> 00:58:54,368 - Go, go, go, go. 679 00:58:54,402 --> 00:58:55,803 - Dammit! 680 00:58:56,437 --> 00:58:58,639 Son of a bitch. Dammit! 681 00:59:01,510 --> 00:59:02,543 Dammit! 682 00:59:02,576 --> 00:59:04,812 Get him outta here. Go! 683 00:59:36,077 --> 00:59:39,246 - Everybody, everything is under control, okay? 684 00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:41,248 We are all okay. 685 00:59:41,282 --> 00:59:42,416 Okay? 686 00:59:42,450 --> 00:59:44,085 Everyone stay over this way, please. 687 01:00:21,455 --> 01:00:22,656 - No. 688 01:00:30,231 --> 01:00:33,634 - You guys, where the hell's Caroline? 689 01:00:45,614 --> 01:00:47,915 - Somebody help us? 690 01:00:51,952 --> 01:00:53,522 Shit! 691 01:01:02,963 --> 01:01:03,964 Oh no! 692 01:01:05,232 --> 01:01:06,601 Okay! 693 01:01:18,012 --> 01:01:20,114 We should have taken a boat! 694 01:01:36,463 --> 01:01:37,464 Thank God. 695 01:01:38,265 --> 01:01:40,134 Please, somebody help. 696 01:01:55,584 --> 01:01:56,585 - So fucked! 697 01:01:56,618 --> 01:01:59,420 - Dude, take a chill pill. 698 01:01:59,453 --> 01:02:01,322 - I dunno, I dunno... 699 01:02:04,425 --> 01:02:06,160 - Franklin? 700 01:02:06,193 --> 01:02:07,194 - Dirk. 701 01:02:08,395 --> 01:02:09,797 You guys, are you okay? 702 01:02:09,830 --> 01:02:11,098 - Franklin, what's going on? 703 01:02:11,131 --> 01:02:12,766 - It's the Doctor. He's killing everyone. 704 01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:14,235 - It's Kazswar too. They're working together. 705 01:02:14,268 --> 01:02:15,869 - Hey, hey, hey, hey. Calm down. Okay. 706 01:02:15,903 --> 01:02:16,870 Let's just take a minute here. 707 01:02:16,904 --> 01:02:20,341 - It's true. We need your help. 708 01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:29,183 - Collins has a phone in his office. 709 01:02:29,216 --> 01:02:31,252 60108-pound. 710 01:02:31,285 --> 01:02:32,786 - 60108-pound. 711 01:02:32,820 --> 01:02:34,288 - Run. Go. I'll buy you some time. 712 01:02:34,321 --> 01:02:35,356 - Thank you. 713 01:02:53,007 --> 01:02:57,177 - Here, over here. Help, please! 714 01:03:02,416 --> 01:03:04,184 Oh my God, please... 715 01:03:04,218 --> 01:03:05,386 Thank God. Please! 716 01:03:05,419 --> 01:03:08,322 You have to help my friends. You need to help us, please. 717 01:03:08,355 --> 01:03:09,658 Please, we have to go. 718 01:03:09,691 --> 01:03:12,259 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, listen to me. 719 01:03:12,293 --> 01:03:13,861 I need you to take a deep breath. 720 01:03:13,894 --> 01:03:15,162 I need you to- 721 01:03:15,195 --> 01:03:16,531 - We have to go now, we have to go now. 722 01:03:16,564 --> 01:03:17,766 - Alright, alright, alright. 723 01:03:17,798 --> 01:03:19,266 - We have to, we have to go, please. 724 01:03:19,300 --> 01:03:22,236 We have to go now. They have my friends. 725 01:03:22,870 --> 01:03:24,371 - Go! 726 01:03:35,282 --> 01:03:36,383 Phone! 727 01:03:39,887 --> 01:03:41,322 - What the fuck are you doing? 728 01:03:41,355 --> 01:03:42,691 - I'm waiting for confirmation. 729 01:03:42,724 --> 01:03:44,291 - What the hell? - I don't see anyone. 730 01:03:44,325 --> 01:03:46,894 - Deploy team members to your location. 731 01:03:47,796 --> 01:03:49,263 We have been notified- 732 01:03:49,296 --> 01:03:50,164 - It's not working. 733 01:03:50,197 --> 01:03:52,333 - What do you mean it's not working? 734 01:03:52,366 --> 01:03:53,367 Is it plugged in? 735 01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:56,036 - No, it's just a message replaying over and over. 736 01:04:01,475 --> 01:04:03,210 - What the hell is that? 737 01:04:05,346 --> 01:04:08,315 - Compulsion, aggressive behavior, 738 01:04:08,349 --> 01:04:09,883 problem contained. 739 01:04:12,886 --> 01:04:15,222 - Leave me the fuck alone. 740 01:04:25,834 --> 01:04:28,068 - It doesn't make any fucking sense, huh? 741 01:04:28,102 --> 01:04:30,237 It doesn't make any sense. Those little shits. 742 01:04:30,270 --> 01:04:31,305 - Calm down, Kaz. 743 01:04:31,338 --> 01:04:33,708 - Don't fucking tell me to calm down. 744 01:04:33,742 --> 01:04:35,142 If I didn't have a fucking job to do, 745 01:04:35,175 --> 01:04:36,143 I would fuck you up right now. 746 01:04:36,176 --> 01:04:37,444 - I wish you fucking would. 747 01:04:37,478 --> 01:04:39,113 - Oh yeah, you wanna go, take this outside right now? 748 01:04:39,146 --> 01:04:41,482 I'll beat the fuck outta you man! 749 01:04:41,516 --> 01:04:42,550 Oh shit. 750 01:04:44,184 --> 01:04:46,053 - Thanks for the goose egg, jackass. 751 01:04:46,086 --> 01:04:47,888 - Sorry, I got lost in character. 752 01:04:47,921 --> 01:04:49,223 - We don't have time for this, all right? 753 01:04:49,256 --> 01:04:50,692 We still got four campers out there 754 01:04:50,725 --> 01:04:52,126 and the sun will be up in an hour. 755 01:04:52,159 --> 01:04:54,094 - I'm sorry, what do you think we've been doing? 756 01:04:54,128 --> 01:04:55,764 - Some of us anyway. 757 01:05:00,067 --> 01:05:04,004 - Okay, I see what's been going on. 758 01:05:05,205 --> 01:05:09,611 Franklin, I'm gonna ask you this nicely, okay? 759 01:05:11,412 --> 01:05:12,614 Where are they? 760 01:05:15,916 --> 01:05:18,018 Where the fuck are they? 761 01:05:27,595 --> 01:05:29,129 - What are you doing? 762 01:05:29,163 --> 01:05:33,467 - I don't know, looking for keys or a walkie-talkie. 763 01:05:33,500 --> 01:05:36,069 There has to be a way outta this damn place. 764 01:05:38,673 --> 01:05:40,274 - I'm scared too, Pilar. 765 01:05:55,623 --> 01:05:57,792 To be honest. I didn't think 766 01:05:57,826 --> 01:05:59,594 I'd make camp friends this summer. 767 01:06:00,994 --> 01:06:04,632 - Bro, we're not camp friends, dude, right? 768 01:06:05,867 --> 01:06:07,635 We're friend-friends. 769 01:06:09,571 --> 01:06:11,138 - When there's a fucking problem, who do you call? 770 01:06:11,171 --> 01:06:13,974 Who do you call? Me. Fucking me, huh? 771 01:06:14,007 --> 01:06:15,142 No, get back to work. 772 01:06:15,175 --> 01:06:17,444 Get back to fucking work. 773 01:06:20,080 --> 01:06:21,315 - Stay here. 774 01:06:22,449 --> 01:06:23,217 Fucker! 775 01:06:24,619 --> 01:06:27,254 That asshole's coming straight towards us. 776 01:06:28,455 --> 01:06:30,859 We need to find a hiding spot now. 777 01:06:30,892 --> 01:06:32,092 The closet. 778 01:06:33,060 --> 01:06:34,729 - What the hell are you doing, man? 779 01:06:34,762 --> 01:06:35,897 Get in here. 780 01:06:35,930 --> 01:06:38,999 - Morgan, this is between me and him. 781 01:06:39,032 --> 01:06:40,668 - That's always me. No, go ahead. 782 01:06:40,702 --> 01:06:41,836 - Don't open this door 783 01:06:41,870 --> 01:06:43,003 for any reason until I find help. 784 01:06:43,036 --> 01:06:45,305 - No, no! 785 01:06:45,339 --> 01:06:47,474 - We don't have time for this shit. I'm sorry. 786 01:06:47,509 --> 01:06:49,042 Did you get hit in the face with a fucking boat? 787 01:06:49,076 --> 01:06:50,277 No. No, I did. 788 01:06:50,310 --> 01:06:52,346 Fucking bitch. Who do you think you fucking are? 789 01:06:52,379 --> 01:06:55,482 Doink! 790 01:06:55,517 --> 01:06:56,985 Zero... 791 01:06:57,017 --> 01:06:58,218 Doink! 792 01:07:02,189 --> 01:07:03,791 Oh, I'm coming in. 793 01:07:04,926 --> 01:07:06,661 Jesus-fucking-Christ! 794 01:07:06,694 --> 01:07:07,896 Doink! 795 01:07:07,929 --> 01:07:10,732 Okay, Doink, did you ever hear the story 796 01:07:10,765 --> 01:07:12,299 about the three little pigs? 797 01:07:12,967 --> 01:07:15,904 Huh, Bud? Did you? 798 01:07:15,937 --> 01:07:19,406 Okay, I'm gonna huff and I'm going to puff 799 01:07:19,439 --> 01:07:23,477 and I'm going to kick the shit out of some fucking freaks. 800 01:07:23,511 --> 01:07:26,681 You gonna open up that door for me, huh? 801 01:07:27,015 --> 01:07:28,081 Fuck! 802 01:07:28,115 --> 01:07:29,416 Knock! 803 01:07:29,449 --> 01:07:30,183 Knock! 804 01:07:45,867 --> 01:07:48,603 - My name is Dirk, shit-breath. 805 01:07:49,671 --> 01:07:50,838 Fuck that punk! 806 01:08:17,364 --> 01:08:18,866 - It seems like you got 807 01:08:18,900 --> 01:08:20,367 a little situation here. 808 01:08:25,540 --> 01:08:27,075 Wait, wait, wait, wait, no don't. 809 01:08:31,913 --> 01:08:33,113 Jesus Christ. 810 01:08:33,146 --> 01:08:36,316 You need to get your shit together, now. 811 01:08:47,762 --> 01:08:50,031 - Initiate rollback protocol. 812 01:08:50,064 --> 01:08:53,568 I repeat, initiate rollback protocol. 813 01:09:34,075 --> 01:09:37,979 - Baby, they really did a number on you. 814 01:09:38,012 --> 01:09:39,147 - Yeah. 815 01:09:39,179 --> 01:09:40,715 - You okay? 816 01:09:41,248 --> 01:09:42,884 - Yeah. Yeah. 817 01:09:46,253 --> 01:09:47,789 Does it look bad? 818 01:09:49,757 --> 01:09:50,958 - No. 819 01:09:50,992 --> 01:09:53,928 - Okay. - No, you look hot. 820 01:09:53,961 --> 01:09:55,530 - Awesome. - Yeah. 821 01:09:55,563 --> 01:09:56,898 - That's good. 822 01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:00,635 - Okay, we ready to go? 823 01:10:00,668 --> 01:10:01,703 - No. 824 01:10:01,736 --> 01:10:03,437 - I think we need to. - Okay. 825 01:10:03,470 --> 01:10:05,205 - Okay. Come on, I got you. 826 01:10:05,238 --> 01:10:06,908 - Okay. Wait, wait. 827 01:10:08,576 --> 01:10:09,342 Okay, okay. 828 01:10:09,376 --> 01:10:11,445 - Yeah, okay, here we go. Ready? 829 01:10:11,478 --> 01:10:13,213 Shit. 830 01:10:13,246 --> 01:10:14,749 - Okay. 831 01:10:50,118 --> 01:10:51,986 - I hope Dirk is okay. 832 01:10:52,019 --> 01:10:53,487 It's been a while. 833 01:10:56,490 --> 01:10:58,126 - This is strange, right? 834 01:10:58,159 --> 01:10:59,927 I mean, all of this is strange, 835 01:10:59,961 --> 01:11:03,463 but personal files for camp? 836 01:11:06,266 --> 01:11:08,502 - CJ... 837 01:11:08,536 --> 01:11:10,437 - Hey Morgan, I found yours. 838 01:11:10,470 --> 01:11:12,874 - Pilar, what does DOD stand for? 839 01:11:13,574 --> 01:11:14,675 - Huh? 840 01:11:14,709 --> 01:11:17,245 - On CJ's file, it says DOB stands for date of birth. 841 01:11:17,277 --> 01:11:19,446 But what does DOD stand for? 842 01:11:21,048 --> 01:11:22,049 - Let me see that. 843 01:11:30,625 --> 01:11:32,226 - Where's my file? 844 01:11:32,260 --> 01:11:33,928 - No... 845 01:11:40,234 --> 01:11:41,434 Morgan? 846 01:11:47,642 --> 01:11:50,410 - I get to see you now. - I get to see you now. 847 01:13:46,928 --> 01:13:49,864 - We are gonna have some explaining to do tomorrow. 848 01:13:52,767 --> 01:13:57,571 Do you have any idea how much this is gonna set us back? 849 01:13:57,605 --> 01:13:59,307 - I know, I know, I know. 850 01:13:59,340 --> 01:14:00,341 - That's not an answer. 851 01:14:00,374 --> 01:14:01,542 Do you know there's still a couple 852 01:14:01,575 --> 01:14:03,077 of them out there somewhere? 853 01:14:03,844 --> 01:14:06,380 - What do you want me to say? 854 01:14:06,414 --> 01:14:09,317 - Did you forget to sedate the cocoa? 855 01:14:09,350 --> 01:14:10,483 - Seriously? 856 01:14:10,518 --> 01:14:12,320 - Well, then what the hell happened, Rachel? 857 01:14:12,353 --> 01:14:13,821 - Okay, I'll tell you what happened. 858 01:14:13,854 --> 01:14:17,490 This whole ruse has been fucked from the get-go, okay? 859 01:14:17,525 --> 01:14:20,094 The cocoa puts them to sleep, right? 860 01:14:20,127 --> 01:14:21,896 It doesn't incapacitate them. 861 01:14:21,929 --> 01:14:24,565 Yeah, I'm genuinely shocked that this is the first time... 862 01:14:26,634 --> 01:14:27,902 - She acting all high and mighty 863 01:14:27,935 --> 01:14:29,770 like she knew this wasn't gonna work the whole time. 864 01:14:29,804 --> 01:14:31,305 - Oh, go to hell, Kazswar. 865 01:14:31,339 --> 01:14:32,173 - Fuck you. 866 01:14:32,873 --> 01:14:33,941 - Stop talking. 867 01:14:33,975 --> 01:14:36,143 - His face is fucked. I'm gonna go get a med pack. 868 01:14:36,177 --> 01:14:37,812 - Is it bad? 869 01:14:37,845 --> 01:14:38,846 Fuck. 870 01:14:39,914 --> 01:14:42,850 - You know, we slip under the cover of darkness 871 01:14:42,883 --> 01:14:45,519 operating on these kids in the middle of the night. 872 01:14:45,553 --> 01:14:48,589 - No, I operate on them, okay. 873 01:14:48,622 --> 01:14:51,025 Your job is to convince them that they're a part 874 01:14:51,058 --> 01:14:52,326 of something special here. 875 01:14:52,360 --> 01:14:56,430 That's all you have to do is keep the illusion on track. 876 01:14:56,464 --> 01:14:58,933 - Keep it on track. Really? 877 01:14:58,966 --> 01:15:00,067 I'm sorry. 878 01:15:00,101 --> 01:15:02,136 I've been doing this with you for how long now, Hugh? 879 01:15:02,169 --> 01:15:04,638 - Well then you of all people should understand 880 01:15:04,672 --> 01:15:05,873 that what happened. 881 01:15:18,252 --> 01:15:19,987 - Are we dead? 882 01:15:23,858 --> 01:15:25,526 Are we, are we fucking dead? 883 01:15:25,559 --> 01:15:27,395 - Relax. - Relax. 884 01:15:27,428 --> 01:15:29,296 Are you kidding me? 885 01:15:29,330 --> 01:15:30,865 - We found our files. 886 01:15:30,898 --> 01:15:32,566 I drowned. 887 01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:38,706 - Look, I get that this is a lot for the two of you 888 01:15:38,739 --> 01:15:41,475 to comprehend, right? 889 01:15:41,510 --> 01:15:45,646 So, I think it's best if Laurie and I, 890 01:15:45,679 --> 01:15:47,481 we're just going to take that- 891 01:15:47,516 --> 01:15:49,250 Okay, okay. 892 01:15:53,954 --> 01:15:54,789 All right. Yeah. 893 01:15:54,822 --> 01:15:57,591 - Look, you're not dead. You're not. 894 01:15:57,625 --> 01:16:00,694 Because you know what, you were never even born. 895 01:16:09,770 --> 01:16:11,939 You saw the files. 896 01:16:13,174 --> 01:16:14,975 Morgan Davis is dead. 897 01:16:15,009 --> 01:16:18,179 He died last year, and I'm sorry, pal, 898 01:16:18,212 --> 01:16:19,947 but you're not him. 899 01:16:21,782 --> 01:16:23,117 How do I say this? 900 01:16:24,752 --> 01:16:29,323 You are an approximation of what he could have been. 901 01:16:31,225 --> 01:16:32,293 A guesstimate. 902 01:16:32,326 --> 01:16:34,128 - Stop it right now. 903 01:16:38,365 --> 01:16:40,201 Look at you, Collins. 904 01:16:40,234 --> 01:16:41,570 Look at us. These are kids. 905 01:16:41,602 --> 01:16:43,637 - They're not, Franklin. You know that. 906 01:16:43,671 --> 01:16:47,041 - Oh really? They're crying and they're afraid. 907 01:16:47,074 --> 01:16:50,945 This is supposed to be a safe and humane process, right? 908 01:16:50,978 --> 01:16:53,614 This is not humane. This is terrifying. 909 01:17:05,726 --> 01:17:09,663 - I lost my son in 2009. His name was Benjamin. 910 01:17:11,699 --> 01:17:14,034 I understand why this feels so sinister to you, 911 01:17:14,068 --> 01:17:16,237 but I'm trying to do something good. 912 01:17:17,539 --> 01:17:19,907 I'm trying to keep families together. 913 01:17:21,842 --> 01:17:24,678 This technology has given us a way 914 01:17:24,712 --> 01:17:28,115 to alleviate every parent's worst nightmare. 915 01:17:30,284 --> 01:17:31,385 So how can that be bad? 916 01:18:02,517 --> 01:18:03,918 - Franklin, what are we doing? 917 01:18:03,951 --> 01:18:05,786 - Just go. - Look, they know. 918 01:18:05,819 --> 01:18:08,022 - Go. I'll do a system wipe. 919 01:18:11,692 --> 01:18:12,793 - Okay, let's go. 920 01:18:12,826 --> 01:18:15,029 Got a lot of shit to do. 921 01:18:36,951 --> 01:18:39,086 - What do you want to know? 922 01:18:57,104 --> 01:19:00,140 Outside, they're preparing for what we call a rollback. 923 01:19:00,174 --> 01:19:02,876 That means we messed up, big time. 924 01:19:05,179 --> 01:19:06,880 Essentially, these engineers come in 925 01:19:06,914 --> 01:19:09,883 to wipe the last 24 hours from all campers memories. 926 01:19:16,625 --> 01:19:19,827 - So we're robots? 927 01:19:19,860 --> 01:19:21,362 - Not necessarily. 928 01:19:22,129 --> 01:19:24,398 - But we're not human. 929 01:19:24,431 --> 01:19:26,467 - Not completely. 930 01:19:27,301 --> 01:19:29,370 - Why all the operations? 931 01:19:30,504 --> 01:19:32,206 - Since you are what you are, 932 01:19:32,239 --> 01:19:34,375 you don't necessarily grow on your own. 933 01:19:34,408 --> 01:19:36,477 Sure, you eat and drink and bleed and all that stuff, 934 01:19:36,511 --> 01:19:38,912 but it's all part of the program. 935 01:19:40,414 --> 01:19:42,116 So they designed this camp where you come 936 01:19:42,149 --> 01:19:44,051 and get tweaked all summer long. 937 01:19:44,084 --> 01:19:46,387 After two months, you've grown a couple inches 938 01:19:46,420 --> 01:19:48,289 or your legs get hairier. 939 01:19:59,833 --> 01:20:02,036 - And the doctor? 940 01:20:04,905 --> 01:20:06,273 - He's not real. 941 01:20:06,307 --> 01:20:07,441 Collins made up the doctor story 942 01:20:07,474 --> 01:20:10,144 to scare kids into staying in their bunks. 943 01:20:10,177 --> 01:20:13,314 Those outfits are what we have to wear during the operations. 944 01:20:13,347 --> 01:20:15,182 The masks essentially translate our words 945 01:20:15,215 --> 01:20:16,518 into frequencies you can't decipher 946 01:20:16,551 --> 01:20:18,118 so we don't wake you up. 947 01:20:20,421 --> 01:20:22,691 - Are you a doctor? 948 01:20:22,724 --> 01:20:23,891 - As of now, my official title 949 01:20:23,924 --> 01:20:25,560 is senior programmer. 950 01:20:26,894 --> 01:20:29,396 - So we just come to camp every year 951 01:20:29,430 --> 01:20:32,266 for the rest of our lives. 952 01:20:32,299 --> 01:20:34,301 - Well, the rest of your adolescence, sure. 953 01:20:34,335 --> 01:20:35,537 But as you approach your late teens, 954 01:20:35,570 --> 01:20:37,471 you'll probably attend something akin to camp, 955 01:20:37,504 --> 01:20:40,107 like college trips, whatever. 956 01:21:09,069 --> 01:21:10,638 - Do my friends know? 957 01:21:11,773 --> 01:21:13,907 - Not unless your parents told them? 958 01:21:13,941 --> 01:21:15,943 Most families like to start pretty new. 959 01:21:15,976 --> 01:21:17,478 They get a... 960 01:21:18,546 --> 01:21:19,714 A you. 961 01:21:25,152 --> 01:21:27,254 They'll be repaired, physically, 962 01:21:27,287 --> 01:21:29,557 and of course wake up with stiff limbs 963 01:21:29,591 --> 01:21:31,191 and sore backs from everything, 964 01:21:31,225 --> 01:21:34,194 but otherwise, it'll be like nothing ever happened. 965 01:21:49,376 --> 01:21:52,146 - Why are you telling us all this? 966 01:21:54,448 --> 01:21:58,452 - Because I think we're going to forget it. 967 01:22:00,622 --> 01:22:05,325 - That's one of the best parts of being a kid: Not knowing. 968 01:22:09,564 --> 01:22:16,270 Tomorrow, they'll wake up and they'll just be kids again. 969 01:22:29,884 --> 01:22:32,319 I wanna give you both a choice. 970 01:22:32,352 --> 01:22:35,122 Do you wanna forget all of this or... 971 01:22:35,155 --> 01:22:37,625 ...do you wanna have a say in what comes next? 972 01:24:05,613 --> 01:24:09,517 - Okay, meal groups B and D can line up now. 973 01:24:21,029 --> 01:24:23,965 - I'm glad you dudes are okay. 974 01:24:23,998 --> 01:24:26,133 - What are you talking about, man? 975 01:24:27,067 --> 01:24:28,536 - Nothing. 976 01:24:28,570 --> 01:24:30,103 - Morgan, what's up? 977 01:24:32,372 --> 01:24:33,541 - Hey. 978 01:24:33,575 --> 01:24:36,343 - All right, guys, make sure you clean up all your trash 979 01:24:36,376 --> 01:24:37,946 and your plates and garbage and- 980 01:24:37,979 --> 01:24:40,314 - What the hell happened to you? 981 01:24:42,717 --> 01:24:47,087 - I had a, a hiking accident. 982 01:24:49,356 --> 01:24:51,559 - You sure it wasn't a boating accident? 983 01:25:23,725 --> 01:25:24,792 - We just don't know what the hell 984 01:25:24,826 --> 01:25:26,027 we're dealing with here. 985 01:25:26,060 --> 01:25:28,328 - No, no, no, Sal, you don't know what you're dealing with. 986 01:25:28,362 --> 01:25:30,430 All right? I started the goddamn program. 987 01:25:30,464 --> 01:25:31,866 - I'm not talking about your catastrophe 988 01:25:31,899 --> 01:25:33,433 last night Hugh. 989 01:25:33,467 --> 01:25:35,770 The team has been drowning in the malfunction reports. 990 01:25:35,803 --> 01:25:37,105 - The CJ thing? 991 01:25:37,137 --> 01:25:39,206 It happens, all right. 992 01:25:39,239 --> 01:25:40,808 We have a glitch. 993 01:25:40,842 --> 01:25:41,809 I reset the kid. 994 01:25:41,843 --> 01:25:43,044 It's under control. 995 01:25:43,077 --> 01:25:44,344 - No, you're not hearing me. 996 01:25:44,378 --> 01:25:46,014 We've received dozens of reports, 997 01:25:46,047 --> 01:25:48,348 just like CJ's in the last 24 hours 998 01:25:48,382 --> 01:25:50,350 from every goddamn camp on the grid. 999 01:25:50,384 --> 01:25:52,152 - What are you talking about? 1000 01:25:53,521 --> 01:25:56,323 - We're experiencing some sort of systemic issue. 1001 01:25:57,424 --> 01:25:59,794 It's unlike anything we've ever seen before. 1002 01:26:01,228 --> 01:26:03,731 The algorithms of these kids are exhibiting 1003 01:26:03,765 --> 01:26:06,233 an alarming deviation from the program. 1004 01:26:07,501 --> 01:26:09,570 They're becoming hostile. 1005 01:26:19,212 --> 01:26:20,615 The team's working away. 1006 01:26:20,648 --> 01:26:23,518 We've got a full blown crisis on our hands here. 1007 01:26:23,551 --> 01:26:25,153 Dispatch teams are being deployed 1008 01:26:25,185 --> 01:26:26,754 to help contain this mess. 1009 01:26:26,788 --> 01:26:29,624 But Hugh, it's your neck on the line until we figure out 1010 01:26:29,657 --> 01:26:31,826 what the fuck we're dealing with here. 1011 01:26:36,964 --> 01:26:37,965 Hugh? 1012 01:26:40,200 --> 01:26:42,704 Goddammit, did you hear a single word I said? 1013 01:26:44,204 --> 01:26:45,873 Hugh? 1014 01:26:45,907 --> 01:26:48,109 You are fucking with...