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Raffo:
Not sure how I'm
allowed to be,
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to be honest.
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OhmyGod, she's like
a specimen on display.
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Jealous?
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Are you gonna be
like a bitch to me
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for the rest of our lives?
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I think I just realised
I'm moving out.
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What?
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Paul:
I feel like I can
finally trust her
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for the first
time in a while.
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We both knew it was wrong
the second it happened.
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I do feel betrayed.
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Sabi:
Maybe you should get some
help for the eating stuff?
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7ven:
I've decided we're
moving in together.
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Eeeeee!
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Mumtaz:
Your sister-in-law is
disrespecting her husband,
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and Sabi-
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Okay, enough!
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[people gasping]
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It looks like
you're moving out.
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Mom-
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Oh no, you're pregnant.
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Actually, yeah.
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Weird and not funny.
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I'm not joking.
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[sirens wailing]
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[horns blaring]
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And what
about marriage?
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What about marriage?
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Aqsa if you...
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if you...
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then you should...
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if...
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What do you
want me to say?
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Aqsa:
Mom, I need you
to understand
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I'm not marrying Izzy
because I'm pregnant.
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What other reason is
there to marry a person?
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Love?
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You don't love
each other?
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I'm about to lose
autonomy over my body
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so can we just pause
on giving me away
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in freaking matrimony?
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If you do not
marry Ismail,
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this baby
will be...
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undocumented.
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I don't think that's
the right word.
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The baby will
not be accepted.
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By who?
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Aqsa, are you so ignorant of
how this world of ours works?
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Bye.
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Elope. Do whatever.
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But just do it.
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For the sake
of the child.
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Please.
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I don't know what
to say again.
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I get a bad feeling
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when I think about doing
it for this reason.
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How you feel
doesn't matter.
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Yeah, it never
fucking seems to!
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This child belonging to
its people is what matters!
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Mom, can we chill?
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Hm.
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What's that smell?
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A mother's pain.
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Sorry.
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I, um, I lit the sage
stick in my room
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and then realised I had
nothing to put it out in.
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So, ignore me.
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[7ven coughing]
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7ven:
Sorry, oh my God.
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Um...
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[soft electronica music]
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Good morning, babe.
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Hey, hey, knocking
is a thing.
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Sorry, sorry. Ohmygosh.
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How'd you sleep?
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I slept so bad!
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We're roommates!
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I'm so pumped!
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[7ven knocks]
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7ven:
Can I come in?
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Yes.
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[7ven squealing]
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I'm so happy!
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Ah, I'm so happy!
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It feels so right!
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You and me
finally together!
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We're like...
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we're like...
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I can't think of a famous
duo that applies to us.
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Why did you decide
this was okay?
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You were right.
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Um, it kinda
made sense.
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Oh!
- Oh my God!
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Let's go to
work together!
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Let's get caffeine!
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Ugh, you wanna add
caffeine to this?
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Get changed.
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♪ Beautiful Dreamer
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♪ won't you
come and play ♪
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7ven:
Pregnant Aqsa.
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So joyful!
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So bleak.
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It's totally
both of those.
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There's gonna
be a beebee
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and we're gonna
be aunties.
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Joyful.
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Bleak because I feel
sad for the world
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when people as cool as
Aqsa become normies.
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It's an unplanned pregnancy
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so that's still cool.
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True.
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I'm so worried
it's gonna like,
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divide Aqsa and
my mom forever.
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Can I just point out
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that I didn't make this
convo about me once?
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Congrats.
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♪ Save yourself
for another
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♪ Beautiful Dreamer ♪
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Hey.
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It's gonna be fun.
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Where are we going?
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[gentle music]
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Instructor:
Who's ready to
ride the wheel?
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Okay, so you've got
your clay and, uh-
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Oh, we know what
we're doing.
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All right, have at it.
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Hey, I wonder if Demi Moore-
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Don't make a 'Ghost' joke.
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Okay.
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[on phone] Deenzie:
Buenos morning, y'all!
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Dad, you don't have
to be on this call.
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Enjoy your vacation.
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Where's he at?
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Costa Rica.
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[on phone] Deenzie:
I will always be there
for monthly Monday.
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Violet, where we at?
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About to go over
customer feedback.
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[on phone] Deenzie:
Got it.
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Sabi, kick us off.
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Aqsa's pregnant.
I'm processing.
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[on phone] Deenzie:
That's great!
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I mean, is it?
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It is, um, but it's also,
like, kinda complicated.
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The whole not being married
thing is breaking my mom.
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[on phone] Deenzie:
Yeah, I actually get that.
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When I got knocked up,
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Wolf's dad and I
had a civil union.
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Felt like we needed a ritual
to kinda join us as a family.
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Ah, did it?
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[on phone] Deenzie:
It wasn't legally binding,
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but it changed the way we
were, like, seen by our people.
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Oh my gosh!
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Guaro time!
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Yes, si, si, si,
I'm coming!
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I'm coming! I'm coming!
I'm coming! I'm coming!
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I gotta go.
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Izzy:
How would that even work?
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Sabi:
We just take some
pics and video,
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Mom gets to tell
everybody you got married.
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OhmyGod, we'll
get all dressed up
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and our template will be
Connie Corleone's wedding.
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Satin, silk, violence,
and la busta!
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Is a garter too patriarchal?
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Their people don't do that.
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Sorry, that was
culturally insensitive.
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Izzy:
What and-and no
family there?
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Well, we gotta probably
make it look like you did it
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without mom knowing
otherwise she'll get grief
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for letting you get
married this way.
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Why should we do this?
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Well, for Mom.
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We'll have mehndi,
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and I totally have the perfect
mirror for the Arsi Mushaf
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and OMG I'm gonna check
in on renting an elephant!
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Aqsa:
Are you serious?
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Ugh.
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[soft music]
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The elephant was too much?
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Hm, yeah, the
elephant was too much.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ Go on take up
space in my head
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♪ Make a mess now ♪
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No, the issue isn't the
number of claims submitted.
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It's if you-
[door knocking]
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Uh, one sec.
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Helloooo.
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Sorry, Klaus, my sibling
just dropped in.
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Do you mind if I put you
on mute for a second?
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I'm fine.
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Sabi:
Hey, I um,
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I just wanted to check in.
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Are you gonna try
to convince me
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to do this sham
wedding thing?
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No, um, I'm like
seriously here
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'cause I know how messed
up all of this is
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and how out of control I
would feel if I were you.
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Okay.
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Thanks.
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[gentle music]
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Do you know what I was
weirdly thinking about today?
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Remember when we were
trying to explain
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what camping was to Dad?
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Oh my God.
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[imitating Imran] "Oh,
we moved from Pakistan
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"so you wouldn't have
to live like this.
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"Now you want to do
this for fun, huh?"
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They went through
a bit with us.
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Well, hey, I mean,
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I was harder for
them than you were.
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You were more
of a mind-fuck,
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but I wasn't easy.
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Can I say something?
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Mm-hmm.
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I see how much shit you
handle 'cause of who you are
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and I know what I get away
with 'cause of who I am
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or like how I'm
perceived or whatever.
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And now Dad is gone
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and there's still some
weird expectation for you
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to be this like
good Paki girl.
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But in spite of what
you've done for this fam,
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you can never
be a good girl.
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You will always be a slutty,
pregnant-out of-wedlock,
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wild-ass woman who
cannot be domesticated.
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Ah, thank you
for saying that.
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This child's gonna
bring some joy I hope.
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Yeah, that would be nice.
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'Kay. If I do this,
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get fake married
or whatever,
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let's not pretend it's
not what it is, okay?
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00:09:02,136 --> 00:09:06,000
Which is a firewall
to protect Mom
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and whoever is inside me
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against the ridiculousness
of this world.
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Gotcha.
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Okay.
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I have to get
back to work.
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All marriage is
fake anyways.
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Oh, nice.
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Life is a big empty
void and then you die.
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Paul:
I've been going
to meetings again.
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Food stuff?
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Has it been bad?
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Problematic for sure.
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00:09:39,573 --> 00:09:41,714
For how long?
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Ever since you went
into the hospital.
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I've been sharing at the
meetings and it feels weird.
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How's it going?
- We're good.
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Okay.
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Ah, what have you
been sharing?
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Mostly stuff around us.
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[soft hip hop music]
253
00:10:03,037 --> 00:10:06,540
7ven:
You gotta look at these
nikah flower sculptures
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00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,622
I found on Etsy.
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00:10:08,722 --> 00:10:09,623
You need to tamp
yourself down,
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00:10:09,723 --> 00:10:10,743
it's a fake wedding.
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00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:11,743
It can't feel too real.
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00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:12,987
Aqsa doesn't want that.
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00:10:13,087 --> 00:10:14,627
She wants to be
celebrated though.
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00:10:14,728 --> 00:10:15,829
Everybody does.
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00:10:15,930 --> 00:10:17,310
Not everybody.
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00:10:17,411 --> 00:10:19,993
While I applaud the level of
sensitivity you are exhibiting,
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00:10:20,094 --> 00:10:22,276
y'all's limited perception
of the label of marriage
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is your own shit.
265
00:10:23,695 --> 00:10:26,040
Now, rose petals
I'm thinking-
266
00:10:26,140 --> 00:10:28,002
I don't know how you
manage to do that.
267
00:10:28,102 --> 00:10:31,864
You're being, like, so positive
about something so fake.
268
00:10:33,107 --> 00:10:34,407
Yeah, sure.
269
00:10:34,508 --> 00:10:37,011
It's a wretched institution
about ownership
270
00:10:37,111 --> 00:10:39,854
and possibly the end
of voluntary affection.
271
00:10:39,954 --> 00:10:42,016
But you know what
else marriage is?
272
00:10:42,116 --> 00:10:43,617
Whatever you make it.
273
00:10:43,717 --> 00:10:46,060
♪ Whatever you make it, mm ♪
274
00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:48,162
No rose petals though.
275
00:10:49,162 --> 00:10:51,906
♪ Beautiful Dreamer
276
00:10:52,006 --> 00:10:53,867
♪ Won't you
come and play ♪
277
00:10:53,968 --> 00:10:55,069
I can't believe
this is happening.
278
00:10:55,169 --> 00:10:56,670
But it is.
And it's beautiful.
279
00:10:56,770 --> 00:10:58,112
Shut up.
280
00:10:58,212 --> 00:11:00,534
Think of the story you'll be
able to tell little 7ven Junior.
281
00:11:01,855 --> 00:11:02,916
Aw!
282
00:11:03,017 --> 00:11:04,959
Okay, so you're just
gonna go to camera here
283
00:11:05,059 --> 00:11:06,680
and then video is here.
284
00:11:06,780 --> 00:11:07,681
Got it.
285
00:11:07,781 --> 00:11:09,782
Yeah, yeah.
286
00:11:11,825 --> 00:11:14,348
Why do I feel like, ah,
throwing up right now?
287
00:11:16,190 --> 00:11:18,232
Aqsa:
What if Mom finds
out this is a sham?
288
00:11:19,272 --> 00:11:20,935
I think she's gonna
know it's a sham
289
00:11:21,035 --> 00:11:22,175
just like
everyone else will
290
00:11:22,276 --> 00:11:23,978
but none of them
will dare admit it.
291
00:11:24,078 --> 00:11:25,338
You think so?
292
00:11:25,439 --> 00:11:26,618
Sabi:
Oh yeah.
293
00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,541
Oh my God, remember
Memoona's abortion
294
00:11:28,642 --> 00:11:31,025
and her mom told everyone
it was a miscarriage
295
00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:32,826
but then no one
really bought it
296
00:11:32,925 --> 00:11:35,189
and no one really
said anything?
297
00:11:35,289 --> 00:11:37,290
Same thing.
298
00:11:38,092 --> 00:11:41,555
Memoona's abortion story
always made me feel hopeful.
299
00:11:41,655 --> 00:11:43,656
Sabi:
Me too.
300
00:11:44,338 --> 00:11:45,559
Welcome back.
301
00:11:45,659 --> 00:11:46,839
Good job on your vases.
302
00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:48,941
The first firing was fine.
303
00:11:49,541 --> 00:11:50,964
Which dildo
is your dildo?
304
00:11:51,065 --> 00:11:52,806
Oh, mine's the good one.
305
00:11:52,906 --> 00:11:55,647
Bessy:
Oh, well you wouldn't know
a good one if you sat on it.
306
00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,611
Paul:
Is it hard to imagine
a straight cis man
307
00:11:57,711 --> 00:11:59,713
recognising an
effective sex toy?
308
00:12:00,914 --> 00:12:02,915
Ooh.
- Please, come in.
309
00:12:03,717 --> 00:12:06,300
Like, I-I feel
fine in my head
310
00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,622
but my body is jumping
out of the plane.
311
00:12:08,722 --> 00:12:12,086
All right, let's get your
anxiety outta your body.
312
00:12:13,207 --> 00:12:16,069
Talk it out, you know,
just start talking.
313
00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:19,433
Izzy:
Mm, mm-hmm, no I
mean I, I, I had a,
314
00:12:19,532 --> 00:12:21,435
oh, I had a simple life.
315
00:12:21,535 --> 00:12:24,478
Well, I-I-I would go
to work and be happy
316
00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:27,481
and then I would come home
and get high and be happy.
317
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,983
And now, now,
I'm gonna be a dad
318
00:12:30,983 --> 00:12:32,986
with a woman who is just...
319
00:12:33,827 --> 00:12:35,689
way out of my league.
320
00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:38,132
Izzy, you're a
significantly solid catch.
321
00:12:38,232 --> 00:12:40,794
Wait, so-so-so-so
Aqsa's not outta my league?
322
00:12:43,237 --> 00:12:45,439
Aqsa's kind of outta
everybody's league.
323
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,622
Aqsa:
I need to know that
Izzy looks good.
324
00:12:48,722 --> 00:12:50,184
What do you think he's
wearing right now?
325
00:12:50,284 --> 00:12:51,704
He's always a smoke show.
326
00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:53,107
Tiger of Sweden I think.
327
00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:54,708
Okay, good.
328
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:57,911
And everything's
been arranged, yeah?
329
00:12:58,011 --> 00:12:59,752
In terms of...?
330
00:12:59,853 --> 00:13:01,954
You paid an event
fee or whatever?
331
00:13:02,055 --> 00:13:05,018
There's a certain area
that's been reserved for us?
332
00:13:09,262 --> 00:13:12,445
If you made me get
wedding-ed up for nothing
333
00:13:12,546 --> 00:13:15,169
I am going to murder you.
334
00:13:15,268 --> 00:13:17,211
Bessy:
Your dildo has
too much girth.
335
00:13:17,310 --> 00:13:18,570
Yeah, but look
at my curvature.
336
00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:20,374
Yeah, but your
girth is garbage.
337
00:13:20,473 --> 00:13:21,454
I don't think my
girth is garbage.
338
00:13:21,555 --> 00:13:22,656
Look at my girth.
339
00:13:22,756 --> 00:13:24,218
Look at it.
340
00:13:24,318 --> 00:13:25,259
It's elegant.
341
00:13:25,358 --> 00:13:26,980
Your girth is obscene.
342
00:13:27,079 --> 00:13:28,622
Be honest with yourself.
343
00:13:28,722 --> 00:13:30,064
Honestly?
344
00:13:30,164 --> 00:13:32,925
I like us saying the word
girth over and over again.
345
00:13:36,329 --> 00:13:37,271
Hey.
346
00:13:37,371 --> 00:13:39,373
Yeah?
347
00:13:39,933 --> 00:13:42,714
I'd like to ask you to share,
348
00:13:42,816 --> 00:13:45,118
like you would at
your meetings?
349
00:13:45,219 --> 00:13:46,839
On what topic?
350
00:13:46,940 --> 00:13:48,922
Maybe what it
was like for you
351
00:13:49,021 --> 00:13:51,022
when I was in the hospital?
352
00:13:51,345 --> 00:13:54,127
You know, I don't
really have a,
353
00:13:54,228 --> 00:13:56,250
a sense.
354
00:13:56,349 --> 00:13:58,352
Um...
355
00:14:01,194 --> 00:14:05,259
When I first got the call
that you were non-responsive
356
00:14:05,358 --> 00:14:07,361
they asked me all these
questions about you.
357
00:14:08,642 --> 00:14:11,165
I didn't know the answers
to a whole bunch of stuff.
358
00:14:13,646 --> 00:14:16,410
I felt like I was
disappointing you?
359
00:14:17,211 --> 00:14:19,313
Izzy:
No, no, no, no.
360
00:14:19,412 --> 00:14:20,314
I can't do this.
361
00:14:20,414 --> 00:14:21,595
I can't do this!
362
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,316
How am I gonna do this?
363
00:14:23,416 --> 00:14:26,920
I am gonna disappoint her
over and over and over
364
00:14:27,020 --> 00:14:29,603
until she realises that-that
she is too good for me!
365
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,325
Okay, you're just
jumping a smidge
366
00:14:31,425 --> 00:14:32,566
too far ahead
in the timeline.
367
00:14:32,665 --> 00:14:34,568
Let's just come back
to right now, okay?
368
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,329
Aqsa:
Okay, this is what
we're gonna do.
369
00:14:36,430 --> 00:14:38,332
Get ten pics in
front of the castle
370
00:14:38,432 --> 00:14:40,213
and one video of the two of
us in front of the barns
371
00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:43,176
feeding each other cake
and then we're out, got it?
372
00:14:43,277 --> 00:14:45,279
Got it.
373
00:14:47,079 --> 00:14:48,820
Where's Izzy?
374
00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:50,204
♪ Here goes nothin',
I am doin' something ♪
[Izzy panting]
375
00:14:50,204 --> 00:14:51,984
In for a count of four.
376
00:14:52,085 --> 00:14:53,186
Oh God!
377
00:14:53,287 --> 00:14:55,189
Oh, oh, oh God!
378
00:14:55,289 --> 00:14:56,989
OhmyGod, I think
I'm gonna pass out.
379
00:14:57,089 --> 00:14:58,632
♪ Emotion peeling
off my sweater ♪
380
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:00,733
Hey, what is happening?!
381
00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:03,597
I don't know if
he can do this.
382
00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:06,200
Oh God! Oh God!
383
00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:08,202
You cannot leave my
sister at the altar.
384
00:15:08,301 --> 00:15:09,683
Castle. Whatever.
385
00:15:09,782 --> 00:15:11,785
Izzy:
Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!
386
00:15:13,534 --> 00:15:14,955
Sabi:
It's a fake wedding, Iz.
387
00:15:15,056 --> 00:15:16,237
You already got
her real pregnant.
388
00:15:16,337 --> 00:15:18,559
You kinda did the part
you can't come back from.
389
00:15:18,659 --> 00:15:23,364
Sabi, I have loved Aqsa
since before I can remember.
390
00:15:23,463 --> 00:15:25,205
Okay, so what is the problem?
391
00:15:25,306 --> 00:15:27,969
She really didn't see
me in a romantic way
392
00:15:28,069 --> 00:15:30,251
until your dad died.
393
00:15:30,349 --> 00:15:32,412
And now she is knocked up
394
00:15:32,512 --> 00:15:35,076
and she keeps getting pushed
into this corner and I...
395
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:38,479
how do I even know
if she likes me?
396
00:15:39,881 --> 00:15:42,864
She loves you and
all marriage is fake
397
00:15:42,963 --> 00:15:46,708
and marriage is this, like,
totally wretched institution
398
00:15:46,808 --> 00:15:49,230
that's all about
ownership and is, like,
399
00:15:49,329 --> 00:15:51,512
the end of
voluntary affection.
400
00:15:51,612 --> 00:15:54,035
But you wanna know
what else it is?
401
00:15:54,135 --> 00:15:56,137
Whatever you make it.
402
00:15:56,978 --> 00:16:00,040
That was your
marriage pep talk?
403
00:16:00,141 --> 00:16:01,082
Wow.
404
00:16:01,182 --> 00:16:04,285
Okay, yeah, I wanna
be alone forever now.
405
00:16:04,385 --> 00:16:09,849
[soothing music]
406
00:16:09,951 --> 00:16:11,953
It did sound better
when 7ven said it.
407
00:16:12,954 --> 00:16:14,935
Paul:
When I found out you were
on an antidepressant
408
00:16:15,036 --> 00:16:19,380
I felt angry with
myself because...
409
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:20,702
what was it about me
410
00:16:20,801 --> 00:16:23,564
that made you feel you
couldn't tell me that?
411
00:16:25,006 --> 00:16:27,387
Then we weren't
sure whether or not
412
00:16:27,488 --> 00:16:29,489
you were ever gonna
be functional again.
413
00:16:31,012 --> 00:16:33,012
I felt deeply powerless.
414
00:16:35,656 --> 00:16:38,319
But also, in-in
case you got better,
415
00:16:38,419 --> 00:16:41,462
I had this fantasy that our
relationship would become like,
416
00:16:43,064 --> 00:16:45,066
radically honest?
417
00:16:45,626 --> 00:16:46,926
Where you could literally
tell me anything
418
00:16:47,028 --> 00:16:49,030
and I could tell
you anything...
419
00:16:51,070 --> 00:16:54,753
without fear the other
would bail on the other.
420
00:17:01,883 --> 00:17:04,764
I'm impressed with
your curvature.
421
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,932
It is satisfying, isn't it?
422
00:17:12,092 --> 00:17:14,195
Aqsa:
Izzy, what the serious fuck?!
423
00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:16,597
He's concerned that,
um, you don't love him
424
00:17:16,697 --> 00:17:17,999
as much as he loves you.
425
00:17:18,099 --> 00:17:19,280
Did I say that okay?
426
00:17:19,379 --> 00:17:20,681
That's pretty accurate.
427
00:17:20,781 --> 00:17:22,443
Aqsa:
Izzy! I am having
a baby with you!
428
00:17:22,543 --> 00:17:25,284
What more of a declaration
of love do you need?
429
00:17:25,386 --> 00:17:28,850
Sorry, I'm-I'm just like
freaking out right now.
430
00:17:28,950 --> 00:17:30,649
Do you need me to propose?
431
00:17:30,751 --> 00:17:33,514
[thunder rumbles]
432
00:17:35,396 --> 00:17:38,339
Ugh, oh my God, I can't
believe I'm doing this.
433
00:17:38,438 --> 00:17:42,904
Okay, um, Izzy Shak,
434
00:17:43,004 --> 00:17:45,867
will you fake marry me?
435
00:17:45,966 --> 00:17:47,748
Oh shit!
436
00:17:47,848 --> 00:17:50,872
I'm sorry, I know that you're
probably freaking out too.
437
00:17:50,972 --> 00:17:52,393
I am completely losing it.
438
00:17:52,493 --> 00:17:54,916
So please let's get this shit
going before we get arrested.
439
00:17:55,015 --> 00:17:56,998
[upbeat music]
440
00:17:57,098 --> 00:18:00,321
7ven! Get those fucking
rose petals ready.
441
00:18:00,421 --> 00:18:02,322
[7ven squealing]
442
00:18:02,423 --> 00:18:04,125
[thunder rumbles]
443
00:18:04,225 --> 00:18:05,927
Sabi, take the umbrellas!
444
00:18:06,027 --> 00:18:07,528
Okay, okay, give me a second.
445
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,370
7ven:
Wedding day rain,
it's good luck my baby.
446
00:18:09,470 --> 00:18:10,972
Sabi:
How do I even close mine?
447
00:18:11,072 --> 00:18:12,934
7ven:
Get in front of the flowers.
448
00:18:13,033 --> 00:18:13,935
[people clamouring]
449
00:18:14,034 --> 00:18:14,975
Get in there.
450
00:18:15,076 --> 00:18:16,937
Throw it up in the air
and let it cascade down.
451
00:18:17,038 --> 00:18:18,539
Izzy:
Are you taking the photos?
452
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:19,540
Yes.
- Okay, there we go.
453
00:18:19,639 --> 00:18:20,541
Slow it down.
454
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:21,581
How do you put it
on video mode?
455
00:18:21,682 --> 00:18:22,582
Are you kidding?
456
00:18:22,683 --> 00:18:23,582
I forgot.
457
00:18:23,684 --> 00:18:24,585
Sorry, sorry, there.
458
00:18:24,685 --> 00:18:26,947
[people clamouring]
459
00:18:27,048 --> 00:18:29,070
Yes, we're getting
the flowers, geez.
460
00:18:29,169 --> 00:18:30,591
Okay, oh my God!
461
00:18:30,691 --> 00:18:35,656
[upbeat music]
[rain pattering]
462
00:18:38,099 --> 00:18:39,399
♪ Go on take up
space in my head ♪
463
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:41,002
We love you, Mom.
[camera clicking]
464
00:18:41,101 --> 00:18:42,101
Oh my God, pack up! Pack up!
[people clamouring]
465
00:18:42,101 --> 00:18:44,205
Hey! You got a permit?
466
00:18:44,302 --> 00:18:45,284
We have to go!
467
00:18:45,386 --> 00:18:46,807
Security:
You can't be here.
468
00:18:46,907 --> 00:18:48,089
I will call the police.
469
00:18:48,188 --> 00:18:49,450
7ven:
Get outta here!
470
00:18:49,550 --> 00:18:51,012
It's a public space, sir!
471
00:18:51,111 --> 00:18:52,213
Sabi:
I'm so sorry.
472
00:18:52,312 --> 00:18:53,454
7ven, hurry!
473
00:18:53,552 --> 00:18:54,815
We have to run!
Come on, guys!
474
00:18:54,915 --> 00:18:56,456
This cake is so heavy!
475
00:18:56,557 --> 00:18:57,697
Let's go!
476
00:18:57,798 --> 00:18:59,300
Suck it!
477
00:18:59,399 --> 00:19:01,022
♪ Go on take up space in
my head, make a mess now ♪
478
00:19:01,121 --> 00:19:02,463
Hey.
479
00:19:02,562 --> 00:19:04,504
What?
480
00:19:04,605 --> 00:19:06,908
You got through an
incredibly difficult time
481
00:19:07,008 --> 00:19:08,469
and you got our
kids through it,
482
00:19:08,569 --> 00:19:10,110
and you were there for me
483
00:19:10,211 --> 00:19:14,895
and you let a hard
time make you... softer.
484
00:19:17,378 --> 00:19:20,081
And I think that's
kind of exceptional.
485
00:19:20,181 --> 00:19:21,762
Thank you for saying that.
486
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,484
But I think our
pottery days are over.
487
00:19:23,582 --> 00:19:24,485
Seriously?
488
00:19:24,585 --> 00:19:25,765
I was kind of
getting back into it.
489
00:19:25,866 --> 00:19:28,829
[soothing music]
490
00:19:31,192 --> 00:19:33,194
Shehraz:
So, they eloped?
491
00:19:34,075 --> 00:19:36,157
Sort of like that, yeah.
492
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:41,242
Casa Loma?
493
00:19:41,682 --> 00:19:43,684
Something like that.
494
00:19:47,288 --> 00:19:49,290
Classy.
495
00:19:53,332 --> 00:19:56,297
I would've liked to have seen
my daughter getting married.
496
00:20:06,907 --> 00:20:08,908
I'll share it
with the family?
497
00:20:11,111 --> 00:20:13,114
Haan, teekh hai.
498
00:20:16,117 --> 00:20:17,658
[on video] Aqsa:
We love you, Mom.
499
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:20,461
[soft upbeat music]
500
00:20:20,561 --> 00:20:22,223
Oh my God,
this is so good.
501
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:23,904
Oh my God, that's [laughs]-
502
00:20:24,004 --> 00:20:25,225
[laughing] Oh my God!
503
00:20:25,326 --> 00:20:26,226
[soft upbeat music]
504
00:20:26,327 --> 00:20:27,828
That's so mean!
505
00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:30,071
Yeah, you deserved it!
- Oh yeah I did.
506
00:20:30,171 --> 00:20:31,872
Aqsa:
Oh, that cake was so good.
507
00:20:31,972 --> 00:20:34,313
Izzy:
I know, they did, oh no!
[Izzy laughing]
508
00:20:34,415 --> 00:20:37,038
[soft upbeat music]
509
00:20:37,138 --> 00:20:39,139
[on video] Aqsa:
We love you, Mom.
510
00:20:40,020 --> 00:20:42,983
I can't believe I'm real
crying about a fake wedding.
511
00:20:49,389 --> 00:20:51,492
♪ It's just imaginary
512
00:20:51,591 --> 00:20:56,557
♪ Feels like something
left behind, deja vu ♪
513
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:03,444
♪ Feels like something
left behind, deja vu ♪