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Big shins.

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Guess I'm gonna have
to grow my hair out.

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What?

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I said I guess I'm gonna have
to grow my hair out.

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Okay.

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Seriously, every other guy
tonight had long hair

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and they all had jobs
from the Middle Ages.

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Matt the carpenter.
Cosmo the cheesemonger.

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Sarah's husband owns
a mead brewery.

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Love, mead. Like in Robin Hood.

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Those are all real jobs
that still exist.

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You didn't tell them
you're launching
an app, did you?

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You know I did.
You were standing right next to me.

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Jesus Christ. One day
they'll burn you at the stake

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for that black magic.

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Kill the witch.

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Kill the witch!

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Go to sleep!

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- Ow!
- Oh!

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God, I'm sorry!

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Are you o-- God, is it bleeding?

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I don't know, is it?

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- No.
- Okay.

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Look, can you please
go back to sleep?

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-I have so much to do tomorrow.
-I'm sorry.

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I was just... you know,
thinking out loud.

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Well, think out loud
inside your head.

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Silently.

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- Love you.
- Love you.

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Don't worry baby, go to sleep.

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I'm, I'm trying.

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I was talking to Tony.

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Of course.

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Hey, uh, friendly reminder,
super quick,

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uh, that you said
we would train Tony

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to sleep in his own bed
after the move.

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I changed my mind.

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-Walt.
-So, this is permanent.

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We have a...
a literal cock-block between us until he croaks.

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Hey, don't talk
about him croaking.

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You're gonna live
a really long life,
aren't you, Baby?

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He's not a baby. They said
he's at least three or four.

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I don't care, he's my baby.

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How can you not wanna swallow
this little face

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and melt him into your body?

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You're sick.

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Hey, turn out the dang light
and let's go to sleep.

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You wanna go to the car
and have sex real quick?

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- Uh, not even a little.
- Wow.

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Oh, my God.

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- Hey, Walt.
- Yeah?

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- Do you love me?
- Yeah.

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Do you love me forever?

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Uh, yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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Walter Rossi, will you marry me?

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Wha-- what?

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Will you marry me?

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Why are you covering yourself?

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Uh, I jus-- I just, um,
I-- I feel horrible.

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Okay. This is
what I was worried about.

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-Yo-- you ambushed me.
-No. I'm sorry.

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I just figured--

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What?

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-Nothing.
-No. What? What?

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That if it were, um,
if it were left up to me,

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-it would never happen?
-No.

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Although it has been over a year
since we talked about it.

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Look, I just figured
that if I did it,

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it would be
one less thing on your plate.

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One less thing
on my plate. Jesus Christ,

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why do you make it sound
like you're offering

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-to pick up my dry cleaning?
-Okay.

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I mean, this,
this isn't just some errand

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you check off of your list.

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It, it, it--
it needs to feel right.

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-You're right.
I didn't mean it like that.
-It needs to be right.

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I don't think it's an errand,
but it j-- doesn't have
to be this, like,

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heavy, monumental
undertaking either.

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There's no suspense.
It's something we both want.

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Right?

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Can we just talk
about this later

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when I'm not so, like,

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soaking wet and sudsy, please?

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-Okay.
-Please.

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I need you
to not freak out, though.

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Okay.

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Oh, fuck me.

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Poor dear.

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Why are you so mad
at the ground?

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I, I thought I'd try
to clean this up, but...

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...I have no idea
what I'm doing.

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You kind of look
like a sexy mime.

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Yeah, just like that.
I like it silent.

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Are you sure you're gonna be
okay while I'm gone?

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It's your first time
alone with Tony.

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Wendy, it's three days.

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I can handle the damn dog.

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It's not like I have
anything else to do.

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That's not true.
You could unpack
some of your boxes.

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Can I just throw them away?
I don't even remember
what's in them.

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Walt, please.

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You know my brain,
just help me out.

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We'll see.

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-We'll see?
-Mm-hmm. We'll see.

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We'll see.

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If those boxes are still here
when I get back,

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-it's gonna be a homicide.
-Mm-hmm.

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And it'll be
worth the jail time.

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Yes!

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-Hi.
-Hi.

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I love his little walk.
Dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.

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It's definitely a walk.

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Now, remember,
we look both ways.

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Good job! All right.

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...this one?

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Who's this one?
Oh, can he have a treat?

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- Poppy, Poppy! Sit down.
- Ooh!

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Oh, my God.

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Not bad
for our new backyard, huh?

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I could do
without the accordion.

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-It's so surreal to be back.
-Is it?

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You always said
you wanted to move back.

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Yeah, but I was
imagining, like,

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ten years down the line
or something.

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My company is super successful,

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and we could have
a farmhouse by the water.

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And have dogs and chickens
and an art studio for you
over the garage.

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But it's good.
I'm glad I'm here for my dad.

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And I'm glad you're with me.

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"Dogs," plural, huh?

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Oh, yeah. At least four.

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Hey.

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- Are you getting nervous
about the competition?
- Yeah, a little.

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Hmm, I haven't worked out
all the kinks in my pitch yet.

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There are no kinks.
Your pitch is great.

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I would give you
all my money if I had any.

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But seriously,

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you did it.

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You knew exactly
what you wanted.

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You went for it,
and you built it, Wendy,

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an entire fucking company.

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I'm, like--

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I'm insanely proud of you.

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Thanks, lovey.
I'm proud of you too.

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Come on!
You h-- you don't have to say that just because I said it.

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I'm saying it
'cause I mean it, you dingus.

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-Okay.
-Changing careers is
a brave move,

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and I know
that it hasn't paid off yet,

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but I'm excited for you!

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You can explore any interest.

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Well, you know, on that note,

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I, um,
I actually have a job interview

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-this afternoon. Yeah!
-You do? Where?

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That, uh, place
that your cousin manages.

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-Your, your uncle
set it up. Yeah.
-The mussel farm?

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That's actually
a super cool company.

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And you probably
look sexy in oilers.

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I don't know, it's like
this low level factory job

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-that barely pays
above minimum wage.
-I'm sure that's just

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a starting point
so you can learn the process.

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-It's not really
in your wheelhouse.
-Well,

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how fucking hard can it be?
They're mussels.

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They're immobile
and they have no brain!

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Why are you applying
for the job if you have

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-so much disdain for it?
-Because I need to work,

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and this is the first lead
that I've had.

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It hasn't even been a month.

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What happened
to those graphic design classes?

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All of that shit
costs money, Wendy!

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-I am happy to cover us
if that's...
-I'm not happy

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-with you covering me for that.
-...what you're worried about.

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Oh, my God, Wendy!

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-Liv? Oh, my God. What?
-Hi!

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Walt, this is Liv!
We went to high school together.

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Hi, it's nice
to meet you! What--

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I thought we lost you
to Silicon Valley forever.

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-I know.
-And this app, it's huge.

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-Congratulations!
It's so exciting!
-Oh, thank you!

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- Sustainable marketplace?
Like, sign me up tomorrow.
-Yeah.

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Literally. I feel
like everybody is doing

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- all these big things.
It's kind of crazy.
-I know.

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Okay!
I'll see you in three days,

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my little angel
of love.

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Take good care
of Daddy, okay?

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You got everything you need?
Power suit, contact lenses?

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Something of mine to burn,
an effigy.

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Hey, can we just erase
that whiny idiot and,

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um, go back
to the me that's, like,

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really, really proud
and excited for you?

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I just want you
to be happy here.

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I know.

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-Okay.
-Okay.

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Okay. Bye!

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Oh, Tony. Tony, no, no, oh--

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- Ton-- Tony, no, T--
- Oh, sweetie! Oh!

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Over here. Over here.

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Wish me luck.

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You don't need it.

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You have brains and talent.

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And a nice butt.

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Thank you.

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Hey. Who loves you
more than I do?

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Tony.

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Bye, guys!

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I forgot to buy his food!

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I'm on it. Just call me
when you get to New York.

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I'm shitting!

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Shit.

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Stupid.

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What?

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Oh, crap.

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Oh, crap. Ah!

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Ten years at Webber and Ross.

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Yeah, it's an ad agency.

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Oh! You make anything
I might've seen?

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Nope. I was just the bookkeeper.

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So you're good with numbers?

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Yeah. Too good.

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That's why I left, actually.

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It, uh...

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...turns out that working
next to the thing

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you really wanna do is worse
than never doing it at all.

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What did you wanna do?

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Art direction, design stuff.

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Hmm. Okay.

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So why are you here, Walt?

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What about this job
speaks to you?

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I, I, I, I feel like
I'm supposed to say, "Mussels!"

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Well, you're not supposed
to say anything.

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Okay. Well, to be blunt--

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-Can I be blunt?
-You-- please be blunt.

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It was your father saying
there was a job here.

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- I actually
don't even like mussels.
- Okay.

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I appreciate your honesty. I do.

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Um...

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...let's try this.

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Throw that on. Um,

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trust me, it gets
super wet in there, so--

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So this here is today's haul.

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These guys do
the super important work

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of weeding out the duds!

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That there is Garrett,
fourth generation seaman.

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You got Eden,
sixth generation seaman.

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Dora in the back there.

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Basically found us
on a YouTube video,

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begged us for an internship.
And we got Thor here,

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00:16:50,791 --> 00:16:52,880
who's leading
our sustainability mission.

251
00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:55,492
- Let's go, Thor! Whoo!
- Whoo!

252
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,148
You kind of catching
my drift here, Walt?

253
00:17:00,279 --> 00:17:01,106
Yeah.

254
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:03,935
-All right.
-Yeah, I think so. Yeah.

255
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:07,982
Well, I'll walk you out.

256
00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:21,996
Okay, okay, I know. I, I know.

257
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:24,347
I-- My God.
Just gives-- give me--

258
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:26,914
just, like, give me a sec,
dude, okay? Please.

259
00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:33,007
All right, all right,
all right.

260
00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:36,924
- Oh, okay, okay.
- Oh, chill out, man.

261
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:55,247
This way.
You know how to go home.

262
00:17:55,421 --> 00:17:57,510
Come on, let's go home.
This way.

263
00:18:17,878 --> 00:18:18,792
Stay.

264
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:23,971
Hey. Hey.

265
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:27,192
Don't tell your mom, okay?

266
00:18:27,975 --> 00:18:29,020
Okay.

267
00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:31,240
Oh!

268
00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:51,347
...breaking the weed apart,
like, on my--

269
00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:53,218
it was, like--
and I got it all-- it was like,

270
00:18:53,392 --> 00:18:55,351
it was like-- you know what
I mean? Like Triscuits in bed.

271
00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:57,918
It was just like that.
It was just-- Yeah,
it was super crummy.

272
00:18:58,092 --> 00:19:00,443
So I was, like, shaking it out,
like a, like a, like a sheet.

273
00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:02,096
- Hey, man, what's up?
- Hey, man.

274
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:03,794
- What can we do for you tonight?
- I'm-- I'm,

275
00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:06,231
I'm looking for something for,
like, for anx-- anxiety.

276
00:19:06,405 --> 00:19:07,841
Yes. Yeah. Welcome.

277
00:19:08,015 --> 00:19:09,365
Wel-- uh, what kind
of anxiety do you have?

278
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:13,325
Is it, like, OCD or,
uh, perhaps social?

279
00:19:13,499 --> 00:19:16,807
Well, it--
it's like the, the kind
of anxiety where, like,

280
00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:18,548
I wanna, like,
claw myself out of my skin,

281
00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:20,419
but also sleep for, like,
three years.

282
00:19:22,247 --> 00:19:24,293
Okay, so probably a hybrid
is what you're after.

283
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:27,165
Um, that's
gonna give you this nice

284
00:19:27,339 --> 00:19:29,254
sort of sativa head high,

285
00:19:29,428 --> 00:19:32,562
but also...
mellow out your bones,

286
00:19:32,736 --> 00:19:34,999
you know, just like
a nice indica, full body effect.

287
00:19:35,173 --> 00:19:36,609
-Mm. Okay.
-Smell this.

288
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:38,698
It's called Kelin's Hat.
It's delicious.

289
00:19:38,872 --> 00:19:40,396
Great. I have no idea
what any of that means,

290
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:42,398
-but I will take it.
-Yeah. It's good--

291
00:19:42,572 --> 00:19:44,095
-it's good stuff. Yeah.
-Perfect.

292
00:19:44,269 --> 00:19:46,445
All my big city transplants,
they swear by this, so--

293
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:49,056
But n-- no judgment. Like--

294
00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:51,450
Sorry.
People from away just, like,

295
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:55,585
have, like, a certain,
uh... energy.

296
00:19:56,063 --> 00:19:59,023
Do, uh,
do Mainers not get anxious?

297
00:19:59,197 --> 00:20:02,679
Um, we're like a pretty
even keeled group of people.

298
00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:06,770
- Oh. Lucky you.
- Yeah. Well,
you're all set, man.

299
00:20:07,292 --> 00:20:10,252
Did you guys, like, move here
for the change of pace or--

300
00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:12,645
Uh, no. My girlfriend's dad
had a heart attack.

301
00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:15,996
Shit. Um, okay.
Well, I hope the joint helps...

302
00:20:16,170 --> 00:20:17,650
-Yeah, me too.
-...and, uh, if it doesn't,
you can come back,

303
00:20:17,824 --> 00:20:19,130
we're gonna have
more recommendations for you.

304
00:20:19,304 --> 00:20:20,262
Thank you.

305
00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:22,046
Thank you for coming in!

306
00:20:23,743 --> 00:20:24,527
He'll be back.

307
00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:32,709
Oh, shit.

308
00:20:38,497 --> 00:20:39,498
Tony.

309
00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:42,109
Oh, shit. Ton--

310
00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:44,721
Tony? Tony?

311
00:20:45,504 --> 00:20:46,723
Tony! Tony!

312
00:20:47,332 --> 00:20:49,639
Tony! Tony! Come here, boy!

313
00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:51,554
Come here, boy!

314
00:20:52,032 --> 00:20:54,557
Come here! Hey! Uh,
have you guys seen my dog?

315
00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:56,036
Hey-- Come on, hav--

316
00:20:58,865 --> 00:21:00,214
Tony!

317
00:21:00,737 --> 00:21:03,261
Tony! Tony!

318
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:07,613
Tony! Hey, miss!
Miss, excuse me.

319
00:21:07,787 --> 00:21:10,137
Hold on. Hold on. Tony! Tony!

320
00:21:11,617 --> 00:21:12,749
Tony!

321
00:21:14,011 --> 00:21:17,580
I-- I, I n-- I need
to see your security cam
footage, please.

322
00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:20,452
-What?
-Yeah. Someone--
someone took my dog, man.

323
00:21:20,626 --> 00:21:22,193
- They took my dog.
- Oh, shit.

324
00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:28,068
Yeah. Yeah, man. Oh, shit!
Yeah. Oh, shit!

325
00:21:28,242 --> 00:21:29,940
I tied him up
to that fucking pole

326
00:21:30,114 --> 00:21:32,246
- right out there, and he's gone.
- Huh.

327
00:21:32,943 --> 00:21:34,727
Yeah. No, man, I,
I wouldn't do that.

328
00:21:34,901 --> 00:21:38,078
There have been, like,
a ton of robberies
and stolen shit.

329
00:21:38,252 --> 00:21:40,690
You have a security camera
outside, right?

330
00:21:40,864 --> 00:21:42,996
- Uh, no, actually.
- Can I just see?

331
00:21:43,170 --> 00:21:45,085
-Fuck. Yeah, that camera is not
recording anything, man...
-Oh, my God.

332
00:21:45,259 --> 00:21:47,784
...we sort of just set it up
like a, like a decoy.

333
00:21:48,785 --> 00:21:50,526
It didn't fucking work,
though, did it?

334
00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:52,005
- Did it w--
- I guess not.

335
00:21:52,179 --> 00:21:53,398
I gotta call 911, right?

336
00:21:53,572 --> 00:21:54,747
I have to call 911.
She's gonna--

337
00:21:54,921 --> 00:21:56,270
I don't think
you should call 911.

338
00:21:56,445 --> 00:21:57,446
This doesn't really qualify
as an emergency.

339
00:21:57,620 --> 00:21:58,664
It is a fucking emergency.

340
00:21:58,838 --> 00:22:00,013
It's the gravest
fucking emergency

341
00:22:00,187 --> 00:22:01,058
that I've ever had to deal with

342
00:22:01,232 --> 00:22:02,320
in my entire fucking life!

343
00:22:02,494 --> 00:22:04,844
- Okay?
- Okay. Yeah.

344
00:22:05,018 --> 00:22:07,673
Uh. Uh, police station
is right down the way. Just--

345
00:22:11,024 --> 00:22:12,461
What?

346
00:22:12,635 --> 00:22:15,289
I came right back out,
and he was gone.

347
00:22:15,464 --> 00:22:18,031
They di-- they, they didn't take
the, uh, the, the leash, though.

348
00:22:18,205 --> 00:22:20,556
They just--
Excuse me, gentlemen. Sorry.
Don't mean to bother you.

349
00:22:20,730 --> 00:22:23,167
Have you guys seen, like,
a grayish, whitish, blackish,

350
00:22:23,341 --> 00:22:25,082
<i>uh, cute little dog</i><i>
just running around?</i>

351
00:22:27,345 --> 00:22:29,913
<i>Her, her baby...</i>
<i>is, is missing.</i>

352
00:22:30,087 --> 00:22:31,958
And if I don't
get him back, I'm--

353
00:22:32,698 --> 00:22:34,265
So, I, I, I just need help.

354
00:22:43,187 --> 00:22:44,754
-My name's Walt.
-Okay.

355
00:22:45,537 --> 00:22:47,191
-Walt. Walt.
-Nice to meet you.

356
00:22:47,365 --> 00:22:49,367
Nice to meet you. Sorry
about your dog, by the way.

357
00:22:49,541 --> 00:22:50,455
-Thanks, man.
-Sorry.

358
00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:20,703
-Hey.
-Hey, hotshot!

359
00:23:21,225 --> 00:23:23,053
-Hey.
-Sorry I'm calling so late.

360
00:23:23,227 --> 00:23:25,577
There was a mandatory happy hour
when I got here.

361
00:23:25,751 --> 00:23:28,667
Wow, you know,
I didn't even realize
how late it was.

362
00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:31,540
I guess, uh,
you know, time flies
when you're having fun, right?

363
00:23:31,714 --> 00:23:33,629
Oh, you're having fun
without me?

364
00:23:34,151 --> 00:23:36,588
No, I don't, I-- I don't know
why I said that, actually.

365
00:23:36,762 --> 00:23:38,634
How was, um, how was,
how was the drive?

366
00:23:38,808 --> 00:23:41,637
Uh, fine.
Listened to a murder podcast.

367
00:23:41,811 --> 00:23:43,856
Spoiler alert, she got murdered.

368
00:23:44,030 --> 00:23:45,989
- <i>
-Very sad.</i>

369
00:23:46,163 --> 00:23:48,818
Anyway, how was day one
of father-son bonding?

370
00:23:53,126 --> 00:23:54,606
<i>Hello? Walt?</i>

371
00:23:55,651 --> 00:23:58,480
Uh, yeah. Yeah,
it w-- it was good.

372
00:24:01,047 --> 00:24:02,527
You wanna elaborate?

373
00:24:03,659 --> 00:24:06,400
Like, really,
really good, actually.

374
00:24:07,227 --> 00:24:09,055
<i>It was great. Okay.</i>

375
00:24:09,534 --> 00:24:11,231
Did you remember
to buy his food?

376
00:24:11,536 --> 00:24:14,278
Yep, yep. All,
um, all done and fed.

377
00:24:15,105 --> 00:24:17,368
<i>Thanks for taking care</i><i>
of our baby boy.</i>

378
00:24:17,847 --> 00:24:19,631
<i>I'm so glad he's in good hands.</i>

379
00:24:20,719 --> 00:24:23,200
Oh, my God! I'm so sorry.
How was your interview?

380
00:24:23,374 --> 00:24:25,289
Oh, you know what, it...

381
00:24:26,072 --> 00:24:28,945
...looks like I'm not gonna be
a sexy mussel farmer after all.

382
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:31,991
Shit. Well, you're gonna find
something better.

383
00:24:32,165 --> 00:24:33,297
I know it.

384
00:24:34,298 --> 00:24:36,300
Actually,
maybe it's a good thing
that you won't be working there,

385
00:24:36,474 --> 00:24:38,563
'cause I could eat, like,
five pounds of those things.

386
00:24:43,481 --> 00:24:44,438
<i>Walt.</i>

387
00:24:45,265 --> 00:24:47,833
- Yeah? <i>
-We'll figure it out.</i>

388
00:24:50,488 --> 00:24:52,142
So, any big plans for tomorrow?

389
00:24:53,839 --> 00:24:56,538
Uh, well, um--

390
00:25:06,635 --> 00:25:08,506
If you see him, can you
just give my number a call?

391
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:09,855
-Yeah, yeah!
-Right there.

392
00:25:38,449 --> 00:25:40,799
Hey, look at this. "Walt."

393
00:25:40,973 --> 00:25:42,758
- "Walt. Call Walt."
- "Call Walt."

394
00:25:42,932 --> 00:25:44,150
"Call Walt."

395
00:25:45,195 --> 00:25:47,240
-Tony's cute.
-Yeah.

396
00:25:47,414 --> 00:25:48,851
Maybe we'll find him.

397
00:25:49,025 --> 00:25:50,940
-Yeah, we can keep him.
-Oh, my God, a dorm dog.

398
00:26:05,171 --> 00:26:07,826
<i>♪ Come on, follow ♪</i>

399
00:26:08,784 --> 00:26:11,743
<i>♪ Down to the hollow ♪</i>

400
00:26:12,788 --> 00:26:16,574
<i>♪ And there we shall wallow ♪</i>

401
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:28,151
<i>
Every year, upwards <i>
of two million dogs are stolen,</i></i>

402
00:26:28,325 --> 00:26:31,763
<i>and only 10% are ever reunited</i><i>
with their owners.</i>

403
00:26:32,459 --> 00:26:33,983
<i>We asked a dognapper</i>

404
00:26:34,157 --> 00:26:36,507
<i>what he suggests</i><i>
for theft prevention.</i>

405
00:26:37,334 --> 00:26:40,119
<i>
My advice,</i><i>
buy a gerbil or a cat.</i>

406
00:26:44,297 --> 00:26:45,908
Oh, what a waste of time.

407
00:26:49,302 --> 00:26:50,390
Excuse me?

408
00:26:52,349 --> 00:26:54,525
"Lost time
is never found again."

409
00:26:55,700 --> 00:26:56,788
Benjamin Franklin.

410
00:27:00,313 --> 00:27:02,620
Of course, I don't think
he was talking about the herb.

411
00:27:07,059 --> 00:27:09,018
You had a great,
mature bush there,

412
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,325
and you destroyed it,
you chucklehead.

413
00:27:12,499 --> 00:27:16,895
Oh, what-- the thyme, the herb.
Shit, is that what that was?

414
00:27:17,461 --> 00:27:20,464
I, um, I thought
it was just weeds.

415
00:27:22,074 --> 00:27:23,685
You thought
you were killing weeds,

416
00:27:24,729 --> 00:27:25,991
but you were killing thyme.

417
00:27:27,427 --> 00:27:29,778
And now you're out of thyme.

418
00:27:31,562 --> 00:27:35,174
Yeah, I, uh, guess I am.

419
00:27:36,436 --> 00:27:39,483
Well, Jesus Christ,
you don't have to look so glum!

420
00:27:40,005 --> 00:27:43,574
It'll grow back
if you just stop hacking at it.

421
00:27:45,794 --> 00:27:49,014
I'm Marianne, by the way.
Not that you asked.

422
00:27:50,015 --> 00:27:54,150
Walt. I'm, I'm, I'm,
I'm Walt.

423
00:27:54,324 --> 00:27:56,935
Shouldn't you be inside
unpacking boxes

424
00:27:57,109 --> 00:27:58,937
like your life is on the line?

425
00:27:59,938 --> 00:28:03,594
She's a spitfire, that one.
I like her.

426
00:28:03,768 --> 00:28:06,989
I guess, uh, our private
backyard isn't very private.

427
00:28:07,163 --> 00:28:08,425
Ears like a dog.

428
00:28:09,121 --> 00:28:10,819
Speaking of,
where is that cute pup?

429
00:28:12,342 --> 00:28:14,910
Oh, God, there's that face!

430
00:28:15,084 --> 00:28:16,520
You look
like you ordered the pie

431
00:28:16,694 --> 00:28:18,783
and they served you
a hot buttered turd.

432
00:28:19,697 --> 00:28:20,698
What happened?

433
00:28:20,872 --> 00:28:22,831
I, um, I, I, I, um--

434
00:28:23,005 --> 00:28:24,833
well, he, he, he was--

435
00:28:25,964 --> 00:28:27,444
- I--
- Oh, hang on, hang on.

436
00:28:27,618 --> 00:28:29,881
-Is this a long story?
-Kind of.

437
00:28:30,055 --> 00:28:31,883
Because I really don't wanna get
a crick in my neck.

438
00:28:32,057 --> 00:28:34,059
Why don't you come up,
have a beer?

439
00:28:34,233 --> 00:28:36,758
Oh, no. Uh, no, no, no, thanks.

440
00:28:36,932 --> 00:28:39,238
Uh, actually, I should--
I-- I should get back inside

441
00:28:39,412 --> 00:28:42,720
-and unpack those boxes.
-Oh, blah, blah, blah.

442
00:28:42,894 --> 00:28:44,722
Spare me the excuses.

443
00:28:44,896 --> 00:28:47,899
You're home alone.
You got nothing better to do.

444
00:28:48,073 --> 00:28:49,771
Yeah? Get up here.

445
00:28:53,818 --> 00:28:57,387
And, uh...
you haven't told her why?

446
00:28:59,519 --> 00:29:04,133
She's at, like, the most
important meeting of her life.

447
00:29:04,307 --> 00:29:07,049
It's make or break. I,
I can't. I, I can't tell her.

448
00:29:10,966 --> 00:29:12,445
Sounds like you're screwed.

449
00:29:14,404 --> 00:29:15,840
-When's she back?
-Two days.

450
00:29:16,014 --> 00:29:17,973
I have to find Tony,
it's the only option.

451
00:29:19,757 --> 00:29:22,020
- Did you go to the cops?
- Yeah.

452
00:29:22,194 --> 00:29:23,500
They didn't seem to give a shit.

453
00:29:25,110 --> 00:29:27,721
Well, what about fliers?

454
00:29:28,374 --> 00:29:30,202
I had a friend
who got her cat back that way.

455
00:29:31,029 --> 00:29:32,857
I can't believe
they offered a reward.

456
00:29:33,510 --> 00:29:34,728
Ugly little thing.

457
00:29:36,730 --> 00:29:39,385
Mm! My favorite color.

458
00:29:42,258 --> 00:29:45,827
Oh! Good start. Nice lettering.

459
00:29:47,785 --> 00:29:50,092
-Thanks.
-Reward is a tad low.

460
00:29:51,876 --> 00:29:52,746
Really?

461
00:29:53,835 --> 00:29:56,707
No, no, really? Uh, how mu--
how much should I have offered?

462
00:29:59,579 --> 00:30:01,190
How much
is your relationship worth?

463
00:30:38,705 --> 00:30:39,793
Hello.

464
00:30:41,404 --> 00:30:43,885
Oh, I'm s-- I'm,
I'm sorry, can't hear you.
Can you say that again?

465
00:30:47,932 --> 00:30:49,847
Yeah. Yes, that's, that's right.

466
00:30:52,241 --> 00:30:54,156
Well, why, why can't you
just tell me over the phone?

467
00:30:55,418 --> 00:30:58,203
Oh, no! No, no, no! No.
No, no, no. I'm-- I'm--
okay, okay, okay.

468
00:30:58,377 --> 00:31:00,597
I, uh, I can make that.
I can make that work.

469
00:31:01,903 --> 00:31:04,862
Thank you. Thank you.

470
00:31:06,211 --> 00:31:07,734
See you soon.

471
00:31:29,452 --> 00:31:32,585
Fuck.

472
00:31:32,759 --> 00:31:35,632
Uh, David?
David?

473
00:31:38,548 --> 00:31:39,810
Hey! Can I help you?

474
00:31:41,029 --> 00:31:43,901
-Yeah, I'm Walt.
-Yes! Yes! Come on, come on.
Come aboard, Walt.

475
00:31:44,075 --> 00:31:46,991
Oh, no, no. You can just--
you can tell me from there.

476
00:31:48,036 --> 00:31:50,255
Buddy, you, you worried
that I called you out here

477
00:31:50,429 --> 00:31:53,171
just so I can cut you up
and use you for bait?

478
00:31:57,175 --> 00:32:00,787
Shit-- oh.

479
00:32:08,186 --> 00:32:10,362
That better?

480
00:32:11,450 --> 00:32:13,017
Ah, come on, you big baby.

481
00:32:13,191 --> 00:32:15,019
Let's go. Come on.

482
00:32:15,541 --> 00:32:17,065
Watch your head. Don't trip.

483
00:32:18,066 --> 00:32:19,893
Water's cold. Seriously.

484
00:32:34,821 --> 00:32:39,870
Oh, uh, you, you said you had
information about my dog.

485
00:32:40,044 --> 00:32:41,915
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

486
00:32:54,493 --> 00:32:55,755
Well, that's Angus.

487
00:32:56,321 --> 00:32:58,845
- He's cute.
- Yeah.

488
00:32:59,020 --> 00:33:02,632
-He's my buddy. My boy!
-Huh.

489
00:33:05,069 --> 00:33:07,637
Two years ago,
somebody stole him.

490
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:10,335
I was 20 feet away.

491
00:33:12,859 --> 00:33:14,122
Just bought a fucking panini.

492
00:33:16,646 --> 00:33:18,474
Y-- you didn't get him back?

493
00:33:20,780 --> 00:33:24,654
You know, you read about a boy
and his dog, you know?

494
00:33:25,698 --> 00:33:28,310
Man's best friend. All that.

495
00:33:31,356 --> 00:33:35,447
But you don't really get it,
you know, until you have it.

496
00:33:38,407 --> 00:33:40,539
-You know.
-Mm.

497
00:33:41,627 --> 00:33:43,325
God. God!

498
00:33:43,499 --> 00:33:45,414
Of course you know.
Of course you know.

499
00:33:45,588 --> 00:33:47,242
Mm. What am I saying?

500
00:33:47,416 --> 00:33:52,334
-Mm.
-Tell me. Tell me about... Tony?

501
00:33:53,161 --> 00:33:54,684
-Tony, right?
-Yeah. Tony.

502
00:33:54,858 --> 00:33:56,555
-Yeah.
-Um...

503
00:33:59,123 --> 00:34:02,561
...yeah, h-- he's three or four,

504
00:34:02,735 --> 00:34:04,824
mm, uh, they told us, like--

505
00:34:04,998 --> 00:34:08,176
And, um, he's, oh, he's like a,
like a, like a terrier mix.

506
00:34:08,350 --> 00:34:10,917
- I can't remember which one,
but he's, like, this big.
- No, no, no, no, no--

507
00:34:11,092 --> 00:34:12,441
-May--
-Wait, wait, wait, wait. J--

508
00:34:13,964 --> 00:34:16,880
Tell me what Tony means,
means to you.

509
00:34:17,359 --> 00:34:18,882
Well, we've only had him
for a few months.

510
00:34:19,056 --> 00:34:20,840
-I hardly know the guy.
-Hmm.

511
00:34:24,540 --> 00:34:26,716
I know, I just--
it's, you know, it's--

512
00:34:26,890 --> 00:34:29,632
-Come on.
-I had very little say
in the matter, actually.

513
00:34:29,806 --> 00:34:31,242
My girlfriend wanted a dog.

514
00:34:32,765 --> 00:34:34,941
They, like,
they bonded immediately,

515
00:34:35,116 --> 00:34:38,075
and I just--
I haven't.

516
00:34:38,771 --> 00:34:41,557
- It's bad, right?
- It's bad, I know.

517
00:34:42,601 --> 00:34:44,560
- I know it's bad.
- It's bad.

518
00:34:45,865 --> 00:34:47,911
Jesus Christ,
what's wrong with me?

519
00:34:54,004 --> 00:34:56,137
I am so glad I called you, Walt!

520
00:34:57,094 --> 00:35:00,489
- You were--
- Oh.

521
00:35:00,663 --> 00:35:02,186
I-- you know, I--
in all of this,

522
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:03,666
I forgot
that you had informati--

523
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:05,929
Oh, thank you, thank you. This--

524
00:35:09,585 --> 00:35:10,977
We'll get you
through this, buddy.

525
00:35:13,284 --> 00:35:14,198
I got you.

526
00:35:39,484 --> 00:35:41,051
Hello!

527
00:35:41,225 --> 00:35:43,619
<i>
Walt, I'm freaking out.</i>

528
00:35:45,098 --> 00:35:46,404
What? Wh-- why?

529
00:35:46,926 --> 00:35:49,277
Everyone here is so much more
accomplished than me,

530
00:35:49,451 --> 00:35:52,280
and I just-- I don't know
what I'm doing here.

531
00:35:55,587 --> 00:35:57,807
You're there because
you were invited to be there.

532
00:35:57,981 --> 00:35:59,939
You're just as deserving
as those other nerds.

533
00:36:00,113 --> 00:36:02,072
No, a guy fell asleep
during my run through, love.

534
00:36:02,246 --> 00:36:04,292
He was snoring.

535
00:36:04,466 --> 00:36:06,859
-It's not funny.
I got so tripped up... <i>
-I'm sorry. I'm sorry.</i>

536
00:36:07,033 --> 00:36:10,385
...I kept forgetting my lines,
and the whole thing
was a giant fucking mess.

537
00:36:10,559 --> 00:36:11,995
I'm probably
gonna bomb tomorrow.

538
00:36:12,169 --> 00:36:14,389
Who was the guy? Was he a judge?

539
00:36:15,128 --> 00:36:16,826
<i>No, he was another contestant.</i>

540
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:20,917
Oh, well, there you have it!
Classic nerd sabotage.

541
00:36:21,091 --> 00:36:23,485
He was just faking it
to throw you off!

542
00:36:24,442 --> 00:36:26,923
Why would anybody do that?
That's so mean.

543
00:36:27,097 --> 00:36:28,881
Because there's a whole lot
of money on the line,

544
00:36:29,055 --> 00:36:30,666
and he knows
that you have a killer pitch.

545
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,276
<i>There's this</i><i>
18-year-old kid here</i>

546
00:36:32,450 --> 00:36:34,539
<i>who's launching</i><i>
his fourth company,</i>

547
00:36:34,713 --> 00:36:38,195
and he's so intimidating!
I'm intimidated by a child!

548
00:36:39,370 --> 00:36:40,893
<i>Wendy. Wendy.</i>

549
00:36:42,678 --> 00:36:44,506
You're the smartest person
I know.

550
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:47,813
It doesn't matter, being smart
is the bare minimum here.

551
00:36:47,987 --> 00:36:49,902
You have to stand out
in other ways.

552
00:36:50,555 --> 00:36:51,861
You know how you stand out.

553
00:36:53,602 --> 00:36:56,039
You're good.
You're a good person.

554
00:36:56,909 --> 00:36:59,390
<i>Everyone else says</i><i>
that they're out there</i><i>
trying to make a difference,</i>

555
00:36:59,564 --> 00:37:03,742
but you are.
You're actually out there
trying to make a difference.

556
00:37:03,916 --> 00:37:07,006
-But it's just an app. <i>
-It's not just an app.</i>

557
00:37:07,355 --> 00:37:10,793
It's th-- the Etsy
of sustainable shopping.

558
00:37:12,229 --> 00:37:14,405
Feel free to use that
as your tagline.

559
00:37:14,579 --> 00:37:19,062
And who cares
about some child prodigy?

560
00:37:19,236 --> 00:37:21,020
Your dad told me
that when you were ten,

561
00:37:21,194 --> 00:37:24,502
you sold, like, 500 cookies
to save manatees in Florida.

562
00:37:24,676 --> 00:37:26,504
<i>You've never</i><i>
even been to Florida.</i>

563
00:37:26,678 --> 00:37:29,768
Well,
it was 624 cookies,
and I was eight.

564
00:37:29,942 --> 00:37:31,596
- <i>
-See.</i>

565
00:37:32,162 --> 00:37:34,207
You're just as industrious
as that turd.

566
00:37:35,034 --> 00:37:36,558
<i>Thank you, lovey.</i>

567
00:37:36,732 --> 00:37:38,168
Hey, can we FaceTime
for a second?

568
00:37:38,342 --> 00:37:40,126
I feel like I need
to see my boys.

569
00:37:41,345 --> 00:37:43,913
Oh, uh...
yeah, you-- it's funny.

570
00:37:44,087 --> 00:37:46,350
We're, we're out right now,
we're-- we're on a--
we're on a walk.

571
00:37:46,524 --> 00:37:48,831
<i>-A long walk, actually.</i>
-So?

572
00:37:49,310 --> 00:37:50,963
I-- I don't wanna be
one of those assholes

573
00:37:51,137 --> 00:37:52,356
walking around on FaceTime.

574
00:37:52,530 --> 00:37:54,184
We hate those people.
Let's just--

575
00:37:54,358 --> 00:37:55,838
<i>let's save it for tomorrow.</i>

576
00:37:56,012 --> 00:37:57,796
No, I can't tomorrow.
Tomorrow's the pitch.

577
00:37:57,970 --> 00:37:59,363
I'm gonna be busy all day.

578
00:37:59,972 --> 00:38:02,497
<i>Um, can you at least-- uh, <i>
can you hold the phone up to him</i></i>

579
00:38:02,671 --> 00:38:03,846
<i>so I can tell him I love him?</i>

580
00:38:05,587 --> 00:38:06,414
Sure.

581
00:38:07,632 --> 00:38:10,113
<i>Hey, Tony, can you hear me?</i>

582
00:38:10,287 --> 00:38:13,551
<i>Hey, little sweetie,</i><i>
I miss you so much!</i>

583
00:38:13,725 --> 00:38:15,858
<i>I hope you're being</i><i>
a good boy for Daddy</i>

584
00:38:16,032 --> 00:38:18,251
<i>and that you ate all your food!</i>

585
00:38:18,426 --> 00:38:20,950
<i>I'm gonna be home so soon, okay?</i>

586
00:38:21,124 --> 00:38:23,909
<i>And then we're gonna have</i><i>
a party at the dog park,</i><i>
you and me, all right?</i>

587
00:38:41,623 --> 00:38:43,799
Heyo, chucklehead!

588
00:38:50,283 --> 00:38:53,199
It's not funny.

589
00:38:57,465 --> 00:39:02,426
God, "Grieving your fur baby."
You know, it--

590
00:39:04,036 --> 00:39:06,343
It's a wonder you're not
fish food right about now.

591
00:39:07,300 --> 00:39:10,521
Else I'd have to be the one
to tell Wendy about the dog.

592
00:39:11,304 --> 00:39:13,524
Oh, no, thank you.

593
00:39:13,916 --> 00:39:16,092
Which one do you think
she'd be more upset about?

594
00:39:16,266 --> 00:39:17,615
Oh, Tony. Hands down.

595
00:39:18,877 --> 00:39:20,705
Do you--
do you think Tony is dead?

596
00:39:20,879 --> 00:39:23,926
Nah. You don't steal a dog
like that to kill it.

597
00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:25,623
You steal it to sell it.

598
00:39:26,102 --> 00:39:27,538
Worst case scenario,

599
00:39:28,017 --> 00:39:30,933
he gets bought up
by some Kennebunkport snob

600
00:39:31,107 --> 00:39:32,674
who names him Jasper

601
00:39:32,848 --> 00:39:35,764
and dresses him up
like a sailor.

602
00:39:35,938 --> 00:39:37,374
I'd like to see that, actually.

603
00:39:39,898 --> 00:39:43,380
Oh, shit. I, uh...
I just, like, realized

604
00:39:43,554 --> 00:39:45,643
that I've been so preoccupied
by my own bullshit

605
00:39:45,817 --> 00:39:47,602
that I haven't asked you
a single question.

606
00:39:47,776 --> 00:39:50,256
Oh, pshaw.

607
00:39:50,431 --> 00:39:53,216
Your bullshit is
way more interesting
than any chitchat.

608
00:39:53,390 --> 00:39:55,740
Yeah, well, I'd like to, uh,
forget about it for a moment,

609
00:39:55,914 --> 00:39:57,133
-if that's okay with you.
-Mm-hmm.

610
00:39:57,307 --> 00:39:58,917
So, um...

611
00:39:59,962 --> 00:40:05,228
...what do you...
do for a living, Marianne?

612
00:40:07,752 --> 00:40:09,928
-That is a terrible question.
-I know.

613
00:40:10,102 --> 00:40:12,191
I fucking hate that question.
I'm sorry I asked.

614
00:40:12,365 --> 00:40:13,802
It's, um...

615
00:40:15,368 --> 00:40:17,806
...uh, have, um,
have you ever been married?

616
00:40:18,676 --> 00:40:19,808
Gay.

617
00:40:19,982 --> 00:40:21,940
Well, gay people
can get married.

618
00:40:22,114 --> 00:40:24,029
Not when I would've had
any interest in it.

619
00:40:24,203 --> 00:40:25,596
Hmm. Kids?

620
00:40:25,770 --> 00:40:28,207
Barren as the Atacama Desert.

621
00:40:30,383 --> 00:40:32,908
And that's enough of that.

622
00:40:37,086 --> 00:40:38,653
Wanna see my outhouse?

623
00:40:40,959 --> 00:40:42,395
Your outhouse?

624
00:40:47,749 --> 00:40:49,577
-You, you made this?
-Yeah.

625
00:40:54,277 --> 00:40:55,147
Wow!

626
00:40:55,321 --> 00:40:59,674
I even made a teeny tiny

627
00:40:59,848 --> 00:41:01,502
roll of toilet paper!

628
00:41:01,676 --> 00:41:03,591
It took me two hours!

629
00:41:03,765 --> 00:41:05,723
I was cracking up
the whole time.

630
00:41:05,897 --> 00:41:08,421
Oh, I bet.

631
00:41:10,728 --> 00:41:12,687
Oh! Oh, here.

632
00:41:12,861 --> 00:41:15,516
I have to sand this, but, uh,

633
00:41:15,690 --> 00:41:19,737
my hands
keep cramping up, so, um,

634
00:41:19,911 --> 00:41:22,218
you sand, I'll cut.

635
00:41:27,179 --> 00:41:28,529
You make art of any kind?

636
00:41:31,488 --> 00:41:32,445
No.

637
00:41:32,968 --> 00:41:35,710
-I mean, I do love to draw.
-Hmm.

638
00:41:36,406 --> 00:41:38,843
I always thought that I would do
something creative,

639
00:41:39,017 --> 00:41:40,671
but now it just seems--

640
00:41:43,456 --> 00:41:44,457
It's, um...

641
00:41:46,198 --> 00:41:49,767
...it's like I'm--
it's like I'm outside
of this glass dome, right?

642
00:41:49,941 --> 00:41:51,726
And, like,
everything that I want,

643
00:41:51,900 --> 00:41:52,988
everything that
I should be doing

644
00:41:53,162 --> 00:41:54,163
it's on the other side,

645
00:41:54,337 --> 00:41:55,381
and I, I can see it.

646
00:41:55,556 --> 00:41:57,688
And I'm searching
for an entrance,

647
00:41:57,862 --> 00:42:02,737
but I can't find it.
I can't get over there,
you know? It's, um, it's--

648
00:42:06,001 --> 00:42:09,134
...fuck, it's maddening,
you know?

649
00:42:10,527 --> 00:42:11,659
Jesus.

650
00:42:13,008 --> 00:42:15,271
You need to get to zero fucks.

651
00:42:15,967 --> 00:42:17,752
Uh, zero fucks?

652
00:42:17,926 --> 00:42:21,407
Where you're not agonizing
over every little thing.

653
00:42:23,671 --> 00:42:26,630
I used to be like you, you know.
If you can believe it.

654
00:42:27,196 --> 00:42:29,807
- Oh.
- Then I had my epiphany.

655
00:42:31,113 --> 00:42:31,983
How?

656
00:42:33,855 --> 00:42:34,943
Chopping onions.

657
00:42:36,509 --> 00:42:38,947
I was working
as a prep cook downtown,

658
00:42:39,121 --> 00:42:42,167
chopping this massive pile
of onions.

659
00:42:43,778 --> 00:42:46,563
My eyes were burning
like syphilitic balls.

660
00:42:48,609 --> 00:42:51,699
And all of a sudden,
all I could think about was

661
00:42:52,177 --> 00:42:55,267
every sad sack
throughout human history

662
00:42:55,441 --> 00:42:57,269
who had ever chopped onions.

663
00:42:58,096 --> 00:43:02,057
I could see each one of us
lined up through time.

664
00:43:02,231 --> 00:43:04,537
Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop.

665
00:43:05,713 --> 00:43:07,758
Since the dawn of mankind.

666
00:43:09,586 --> 00:43:11,980
Or whenever the hell
we discovered onions.

667
00:43:12,937 --> 00:43:17,594
Anyway, I got up and walked out,
never looked back.

668
00:43:18,900 --> 00:43:21,990
Poof. Zero fucks.

669
00:43:26,690 --> 00:43:27,604
So you...

670
00:43:28,779 --> 00:43:31,608
...what, you realized you wanted
a more fulfilling job?

671
00:43:33,741 --> 00:43:35,612
Oh, Christ on a bike.

672
00:43:38,659 --> 00:43:41,574
Shut up and finish sanding. Hmm?

673
00:43:49,321 --> 00:43:52,194
- It's great.
- Do you want all sides or--

674
00:43:52,368 --> 00:43:54,326
Yes. Like, just--
That's perfect.

675
00:43:54,500 --> 00:43:57,068
-Great. Heh.
-There are 20 more.

676
00:43:59,114 --> 00:44:01,420
Great! Great.

677
00:44:36,151 --> 00:44:37,761
<i>
Hi. This message is for Walt.</i>

678
00:44:39,458 --> 00:44:40,503
<i>I have Tony.</i>

679
00:44:41,634 --> 00:44:44,289
<i>Bring the cash</i><i>
to Battery Steele, 3:00 p.m.</i>

680
00:44:45,029 --> 00:44:45,900
<i>See you there.</i>

681
00:44:47,075 --> 00:44:51,166
<i>Oh, yeah. No cops or you will</i><i>
never see him again.</i>

682
00:45:05,658 --> 00:45:07,095
Jesus.

683
00:45:52,662 --> 00:45:55,970
-Oh, hey. Um, uh,
sorry. Excuse me.
-Yeah?

684
00:45:56,144 --> 00:45:58,886
Um, h-- how do, how do I get
to Battery Steele?

685
00:45:59,060 --> 00:46:02,367
It's, uh, it's about a mile
directly across the island.

686
00:46:03,412 --> 00:46:04,413
A mile.

687
00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:06,154
Need a bike?

688
00:46:15,554 --> 00:46:17,818
<i>♪ Tell you now</i><i>
don't stand in my way ♪</i>

689
00:46:19,341 --> 00:46:21,386
<i>♪ If you do</i><i>
you get hurt today ♪</i>

690
00:46:22,866 --> 00:46:25,260
<i>♪ I'm sick of people</i><i>
questioning me ♪</i>

691
00:46:27,001 --> 00:46:29,133
<i>♪ Breaking out</i><i>
but don't try to hold me ♪</i>

692
00:46:30,047 --> 00:46:32,876
<i>♪ Don't stand in my way</i><i>
don't you stand in my way ♪</i>

693
00:46:33,050 --> 00:46:34,791
<i>♪ Don't you stand in my way ♪</i>

694
00:46:34,965 --> 00:46:37,141
<i>♪ Breaking loose</i><i>
and getting away ♪</i>

695
00:46:40,666 --> 00:46:44,670
<i>♪ Don't you stand in my way</i><i>
don't you stand in my way ♪</i>

696
00:46:48,022 --> 00:46:49,066
Oh, shit.

697
00:47:24,885 --> 00:47:26,582
Hello?

698
00:47:29,585 --> 00:47:30,716
Tony?

699
00:47:40,770 --> 00:47:42,772
No. No fucking way
I'm doing this.

700
00:47:43,512 --> 00:47:45,209
You Walt?

701
00:47:45,383 --> 00:47:48,647
Oh, shit.

702
00:47:50,388 --> 00:47:52,608
Yeah. I'm Walt.

703
00:47:53,174 --> 00:47:55,524
-You bring the money?
-You bring the dog?

704
00:47:55,698 --> 00:47:56,917
Yeah, he's in the car.

705
00:47:57,743 --> 00:47:59,136
Bad news, though.

706
00:47:59,310 --> 00:48:00,790
Looks like the price
is being upped.

707
00:48:00,964 --> 00:48:03,053
I got another buyer
who's willing to give two grand.

708
00:48:03,227 --> 00:48:04,402
No, you fucking don't.

709
00:48:04,576 --> 00:48:06,013
Yeah-huh.

710
00:48:07,275 --> 00:48:10,365
She's, uh--
her name's, uh, Buffy.

711
00:48:10,539 --> 00:48:12,933
Yeah, she, she wants the dog
for breeding and shit.

712
00:48:13,107 --> 00:48:14,673
You know
how much money's in that.

713
00:48:14,847 --> 00:48:16,675
Oh, well, did you tell Buffy
that he has no balls?

714
00:48:16,849 --> 00:48:19,026
Or do you need me to explain
to you how babies are made?

715
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:21,289
-Man, fuck you. No, fuck you!
-Man, fuck you.

716
00:48:21,463 --> 00:48:23,552
- No, fuck you!
No, fuck you, man! Fuck you!
-Fuck you!

717
00:48:23,726 --> 00:48:25,815
Fuck you, fuck you!
You stole my dog,

718
00:48:25,989 --> 00:48:27,469
and now
you're trying to gouge me!

719
00:48:27,643 --> 00:48:29,210
I'm offering you $1000

720
00:48:29,384 --> 00:48:32,126
for a... four
to six-year-old rescue mutt,

721
00:48:32,300 --> 00:48:34,476
and you're not gonna
get better than that!

722
00:48:34,650 --> 00:48:35,564
You're not.

723
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:39,481
You know what?

724
00:48:41,309 --> 00:48:43,441
You don't deserve the dog.

725
00:48:44,138 --> 00:48:45,400
Have a nice day.

726
00:48:45,574 --> 00:48:47,489
What? N-- no. Uh, wait, wait.

727
00:48:47,663 --> 00:48:49,143
-Hold on-- Oh!
-Yo, back the fuck off.

728
00:48:49,317 --> 00:48:50,971
Okay. Oh, shit. Is that a gun?

729
00:48:51,710 --> 00:48:54,235
No, it's not a gun!
This is my mom's pepper spray.

730
00:48:55,062 --> 00:48:56,889
- I will use it.
- Okay.

731
00:48:57,978 --> 00:48:59,196
Okay, okay.

732
00:49:00,981 --> 00:49:02,330
I don't have two grand.

733
00:49:04,158 --> 00:49:05,289
All right? But, um...

734
00:49:08,205 --> 00:49:10,816
it's-- I, I,
I have something else, okay?

735
00:49:14,820 --> 00:49:16,518
-What's that?
-They're real diamonds.

736
00:49:17,388 --> 00:49:19,173
-Let me see.
-No, no.

737
00:49:19,825 --> 00:49:21,914
How do I know
that you actually have my dog?

738
00:49:22,089 --> 00:49:25,135
It's got a dark gray tail,
white tip.

739
00:49:25,309 --> 00:49:27,007
Looks like a little paint brush.

740
00:49:29,748 --> 00:49:32,925
You don't even know
your own fucking dog!

741
00:49:33,100 --> 00:49:34,623
Not every fucking inch
of him, okay?

742
00:49:34,797 --> 00:49:36,668
Well, I guess
you'll have to trust me, then.

743
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:42,631
Fine.

744
00:49:45,025 --> 00:49:47,114
$1000 and--

745
00:49:51,727 --> 00:49:55,165
Thank you. Stay right there.

746
00:49:56,471 --> 00:49:58,386
All right,
now count to five Mississippi

747
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:00,562
-and follow me to the car.
-Why do I have to count?

748
00:50:00,736 --> 00:50:02,825
'Cause I don't trust
your dumb ass right behind me.

749
00:50:02,999 --> 00:50:04,696
- Oh, you
don't trust me? Okay, fine.
- Yeah.

750
00:50:04,870 --> 00:50:05,958
Whatever. Go.

751
00:50:06,133 --> 00:50:09,962
One, two, three, four--

752
00:50:10,137 --> 00:50:11,355
Mississippi!

753
00:50:12,530 --> 00:50:15,055
One Mississippi,
two Mississippi--

754
00:50:15,620 --> 00:50:16,491
Oh, shit!

755
00:50:18,580 --> 00:50:19,929
Wait! wait! Man, wait!

756
00:50:20,712 --> 00:50:24,020
Wait! Hey, wait!

757
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:25,891
Wait!

758
00:50:27,502 --> 00:50:28,329
Fuck.

759
00:50:36,032 --> 00:50:37,077
Fuck!

760
00:50:49,611 --> 00:50:52,962
- Oh, shit!
- Hi, lovey, it's me.

761
00:50:53,484 --> 00:50:56,879
- Uh, sorry I missed your calls.
- I was just, um-- -Goddammit!

762
00:50:58,707 --> 00:50:59,708
-Uh...
-Fuck.

763
00:51:00,187 --> 00:51:01,579
...look, the, the, the thing is,

764
00:51:01,753 --> 00:51:02,624
- I need to tell you something.
- Fucking--

765
00:51:02,798 --> 00:51:04,539
Fuck you!

766
00:51:04,713 --> 00:51:06,193
I'm sorry that
I've been acting so weird,

767
00:51:06,367 --> 00:51:08,412
- it's just that...
- Oh, shit!

768
00:51:08,586 --> 00:51:10,110
...the other day,
after you left,

769
00:51:10,284 --> 00:51:12,721
- I, uh...
Oh, God-- oh, God!

770
00:51:12,895 --> 00:51:14,723
- ...I took Tony for a walk--
- Fucking piece of shit!

771
00:51:14,897 --> 00:51:17,160
Plastic bastard motherfucker!

772
00:51:18,379 --> 00:51:21,077
Hey. Jesus Christ, man,
do you mind?

773
00:51:21,947 --> 00:51:25,168
- Oh! Hey!
- Fuck.

774
00:51:26,691 --> 00:51:27,910
Hey!

775
00:51:28,737 --> 00:51:31,087
Oh, shit. Can you help me?

776
00:51:31,261 --> 00:51:33,307
Lovey,
I'm gonna call you back.

777
00:51:33,481 --> 00:51:35,787
I'm about to have
a fucking heart attack.

778
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:38,094
-What's your name?
-Walt.

779
00:51:38,660 --> 00:51:39,617
Walt.

780
00:51:40,357 --> 00:51:42,490
Oh. I'm Brent.

781
00:51:43,317 --> 00:51:44,709
Do you like pickles, Walt?

782
00:51:44,883 --> 00:51:46,058
-Pickles?
-Yeah.

783
00:51:46,581 --> 00:51:48,800
I run a homemade pi--
Well, sorry.

784
00:51:49,366 --> 00:51:52,761
Artisanal pickle biz,
and there is a case
with your name on it

785
00:51:52,935 --> 00:51:54,371
if you help me
carry this crap home.

786
00:51:54,545 --> 00:51:56,199
-Oh, man, I don--
-Oh, please, please!

787
00:51:56,373 --> 00:51:58,593
I wretched my shoulder
pretending to be someone

788
00:51:58,767 --> 00:52:00,769
who fishes from a fucking kayak,

789
00:52:01,465 --> 00:52:03,946
and I need help carrying
that fucking thing back!

790
00:52:04,642 --> 00:52:06,514
Please!

791
00:52:08,037 --> 00:52:10,909
- My body hurts.
- Okay.

792
00:52:11,083 --> 00:52:12,737
-All right. I hate to ask.
-Okay. Okay.

793
00:52:12,911 --> 00:52:14,652
-Oh, God! Really?
-Oka-- Yeah.

794
00:52:14,826 --> 00:52:17,438
Really? Oh, God! You are a gem!

795
00:52:17,916 --> 00:52:20,789
A man among men.
Here, take this stuff.

796
00:52:20,963 --> 00:52:23,966
- Yeah.
- I'll get your bicycle helmet.

797
00:52:24,793 --> 00:52:29,624
Okay. Here you go.
Just grab the kayak
and follow me.

798
00:52:33,018 --> 00:52:34,977
Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you!

799
00:52:35,151 --> 00:52:37,806
Yeah.

800
00:52:44,769 --> 00:52:47,163
Damn. Shit. Oh, shit.

801
00:52:47,337 --> 00:52:50,384
You can just drop,
drop that shit anywhere.

802
00:52:50,993 --> 00:52:53,125
Ah! Fuck me.

803
00:52:56,738 --> 00:52:58,827
-Thanks again, Walt.
-Yeah.

804
00:52:59,001 --> 00:53:03,397
Oh! Oh. So much
for new hobbies, huh?

805
00:53:03,571 --> 00:53:06,182
-Huh.
-I'd say it was fun
while it lasted.

806
00:53:06,356 --> 00:53:07,705
But you know what?

807
00:53:08,706 --> 00:53:11,100
It wasn't fun at all.
It was cold and wet,

808
00:53:11,274 --> 00:53:15,974
and I didn't get any bites.
And trying to balance
in that goddamn blue banana

809
00:53:16,148 --> 00:53:19,195
is the dumbest fucking thing
ever invented.

810
00:53:19,369 --> 00:53:21,241
Oh! Oh, let me go
get you those pickles.

811
00:53:21,415 --> 00:53:23,939
Oh, uh, hey, no pickles
necessary, but thanks, man.

812
00:53:24,113 --> 00:53:25,636
Oh, come on,
at least a couple of jars!

813
00:53:25,810 --> 00:53:27,290
-No, no!
-Oh, no, no, no!

814
00:53:27,464 --> 00:53:29,466
It's not-- it's not
just cucumbers, all right?

815
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:31,729
-No, I got sauerkraut,
green beans, kimchi.
-Thank you, thank you,

816
00:53:31,903 --> 00:53:33,862
really, I think I'm just gonna--

817
00:53:34,036 --> 00:53:35,472
I'm just gonna go home and...

818
00:53:36,865 --> 00:53:38,780
...wait for my life
to implode, so--

819
00:53:40,825 --> 00:53:42,174
Jesus Christ.

820
00:53:42,871 --> 00:53:44,002
See, uh,

821
00:53:44,786 --> 00:53:47,136
I knew that phone call
was no good.

822
00:53:48,268 --> 00:53:50,400
What happened? You cheat on her?

823
00:53:51,053 --> 00:53:52,402
Oh, worse.

824
00:53:55,318 --> 00:53:58,756
Well, I have just the thing
for a catastrophe.

825
00:54:00,497 --> 00:54:01,759
What? Pickles?

826
00:54:02,456 --> 00:54:03,370
Bourbon.

827
00:54:04,588 --> 00:54:05,807
I don't know.

828
00:54:05,981 --> 00:54:08,375
I am genuinely flabbergasted.

829
00:54:09,071 --> 00:54:10,812
We don't get
much crime on Peaks.

830
00:54:10,986 --> 00:54:12,292
-Mm.
-Mm.

831
00:54:13,423 --> 00:54:15,033
Do you think it was an islander?

832
00:54:15,207 --> 00:54:17,035
Oh, he drove off in a golf cart.

833
00:54:17,209 --> 00:54:18,776
Oh, son of a bitch.

834
00:54:18,950 --> 00:54:20,300
Well, it could've been a rental.

835
00:54:23,390 --> 00:54:25,305
If it was an islander,
I'd have known him.

836
00:54:26,175 --> 00:54:30,962
-It was a kid?
-Yeah, a teenager.
Like, 15 or 16.

837
00:54:31,136 --> 00:54:32,442
They gave you a name
or anything?

838
00:54:32,616 --> 00:54:34,575
Nope. Oh, no!

839
00:54:34,749 --> 00:54:36,533
Yeah! Yeah. He did.

840
00:54:36,707 --> 00:54:38,230
Uh, it was a fake name

841
00:54:38,405 --> 00:54:41,059
when he lied
about having a better offer.

842
00:54:41,233 --> 00:54:42,234
Buffy.

843
00:54:44,106 --> 00:54:45,977
-He said, "Buffy"?
-Yeah.

844
00:54:46,151 --> 00:54:48,545
Buffy wanted to buy the dog
for breeding,

845
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:50,808
despite the fact
that he was already neutered.

846
00:54:51,287 --> 00:54:53,724
I-- I sh-- I should've
known then that he didn't
actually have my dog,

847
00:54:53,898 --> 00:54:56,336
I'm a-- such a fucking idiot.

848
00:54:56,510 --> 00:54:58,903
No.

849
00:54:59,861 --> 00:55:01,253
No, he's the idiot.

850
00:55:02,559 --> 00:55:05,736
Oh, my God, that dumbass
gave you his mom's name.

851
00:55:07,303 --> 00:55:09,827
Wait. You, you know them?

852
00:55:10,306 --> 00:55:12,264
Uh, we live on a tiny island.

853
00:55:13,570 --> 00:55:16,268
Buffy and I go way back.
She's...

854
00:55:16,834 --> 00:55:18,923
...she's a l-- she's a little
rough around the edges,

855
00:55:19,097 --> 00:55:20,142
but a sweetheart.

856
00:55:20,316 --> 00:55:21,752
And Mikey, he's,
he's a good kid.

857
00:55:21,926 --> 00:55:24,146
-He's just a little--
-A good kid?

858
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:27,628
He robbed me, and, and, and,
and then pulled a gun on me.

859
00:55:27,802 --> 00:55:29,325
Whoa, whoa! Wait, what?

860
00:55:32,894 --> 00:55:36,767
Uh, well, I-- I mean,
it was a pepper spray gun.

861
00:55:36,941 --> 00:55:38,595
-Oh.
-But--

862
00:55:38,769 --> 00:55:40,684
No. No, no, no,
that's definitely not cool.

863
00:55:40,858 --> 00:55:42,207
Not cool.

864
00:55:42,382 --> 00:55:44,384
Poor Buff.

865
00:55:46,037 --> 00:55:47,038
Poor Buff?

866
00:55:47,691 --> 00:55:51,303
Mm. Come on.

867
00:55:51,478 --> 00:55:53,436
We're gonna go over there
and get your stuff back.

868
00:55:53,958 --> 00:55:56,308
-Okay.
-I'll sort this out.

869
00:55:56,483 --> 00:55:59,224
Oh! This--

870
00:56:00,791 --> 00:56:02,271
- Come on.
- Okay.

871
00:56:06,710 --> 00:56:09,539
Oh, there, there!
There it is. That's the,
uh, that's the golf cart.

872
00:56:14,196 --> 00:56:15,719
What, do you need me
to go with you?

873
00:56:20,681 --> 00:56:22,465
That's your stuff
in there, isn't that?

874
00:56:22,639 --> 00:56:24,772
-Yeah. Yeah.
-Yeah.

875
00:56:24,946 --> 00:56:29,690
- Why? Are you afraid
of a 15-year-old pipsqueak?
- No.

876
00:56:35,783 --> 00:56:38,350
Hey! Hey, are you
bringing them a gift?

877
00:56:38,525 --> 00:56:41,397
- Yep.
- Oh, hey, hold on, man!

878
00:56:49,405 --> 00:56:53,714
Buff? Mikey? It's Brent.

879
00:56:57,935 --> 00:57:00,547
Look who came out
of hiding.

880
00:57:03,288 --> 00:57:04,768
-How you doing, sugar?
-I'm all right.

881
00:57:04,942 --> 00:57:06,335
Yeah? You look like hell.

882
00:57:08,293 --> 00:57:11,253
-You eating? Yeah?
-Yeah. I'm okay. I'm okay.

883
00:57:11,427 --> 00:57:14,517
- I see you, you stopped smoking.
That's great.
-Yeah.

884
00:57:14,691 --> 00:57:17,259
- Listen, I--
- I, I'm really, um...

885
00:57:18,260 --> 00:57:20,392
-...I'm sorry I,
I didn't call or--
-No.

886
00:57:20,567 --> 00:57:22,873
Yeah, um, reach out or--

887
00:57:26,181 --> 00:57:28,096
Oh! Who's this cutie?

888
00:57:28,270 --> 00:57:30,315
Oh, this is my new buddy, Walt.

889
00:57:30,490 --> 00:57:32,317
- Hey.
- Uh, we're...

890
00:57:32,492 --> 00:57:36,844
...we're actually here
for a kind of, um,
awkward reason.

891
00:57:37,018 --> 00:57:38,454
Uh, is Mikey around?

892
00:57:39,629 --> 00:57:41,239
What do you want Mikey for?

893
00:57:41,413 --> 00:57:44,678
It sounds like maybe he, um,

894
00:57:44,852 --> 00:57:49,509
he might have s-- stolen
some money. Walt's money.

895
00:57:49,683 --> 00:57:50,988
-And my ring.
-And his ring.

896
00:57:51,162 --> 00:57:52,903
-Maybe my dog.
-Don't with the--

897
00:57:55,732 --> 00:57:57,299
How long have you
known me, Brent?

898
00:57:57,473 --> 00:58:00,345
And you, you, you bring
some stranger to my house?

899
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:03,697
You, you, you accuse my son
of doing something like that?

900
00:58:03,871 --> 00:58:05,873
You accuse me
of being the kind of mother

901
00:58:06,047 --> 00:58:08,136
- who would raise a kid
who'd do something like that?
- I...

902
00:58:08,310 --> 00:58:11,443
...no, we're not-- No.
We're not accusing
anybody of anything.

903
00:58:11,618 --> 00:58:13,315
We just,
we just want to talk to him.

904
00:58:13,750 --> 00:58:15,491
No. He's not home.

905
00:58:15,665 --> 00:58:18,538
Well, did, did,
did, did he bring
a new dog home recently?

906
00:58:20,278 --> 00:58:22,324
- Okay.
- I would suggest

907
00:58:22,498 --> 00:58:24,108
you get back on the ferry

908
00:58:24,587 --> 00:58:28,112
-and stay the fuck away
from my kid.
-Look, lady--

909
00:58:28,286 --> 00:58:30,201
-Oh, no! Don't call her that.
-"Lady"?

910
00:58:30,375 --> 00:58:31,507
- I don't even care
about the money.
- ...no, h-- no...

911
00:58:31,681 --> 00:58:33,422
-I just need my dog and my ring.
-"Lady"?

912
00:58:33,596 --> 00:58:34,989
- Tony! Tony!
- Okay. Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!

913
00:58:35,163 --> 00:58:36,338
Hey, hey, hey! Hey! Hey...

914
00:58:36,512 --> 00:58:37,731
How many do you have
in there, ma'am?

915
00:58:37,905 --> 00:58:38,949
...all right!
Everybody calm down.

916
00:58:39,123 --> 00:58:40,298
Calm down! Calm down, all right.

917
00:58:40,472 --> 00:58:42,083
Whoa, whoa! Buff.

918
00:58:42,257 --> 00:58:43,867
Can you just, just ask Mikey

919
00:58:44,041 --> 00:58:45,390
if he knows
anything about the damn dog?

920
00:58:45,565 --> 00:58:46,914
Okay? This is nuts.

921
00:58:47,088 --> 00:58:48,306
Bullshit. Let's go. Ow.

922
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:50,091
Get your hands off me. What--

923
00:58:50,265 --> 00:58:51,396
- What are yo--
- what are y--

924
00:58:51,571 --> 00:58:52,963
- Oh, my God!
- Oh!

925
00:58:53,137 --> 00:58:54,922
Oh, wow!

926
00:58:58,012 --> 00:59:00,797
That's
for betraying us.

927
00:59:00,971 --> 00:59:03,974
Is that the flavor I like?

928
00:59:04,148 --> 00:59:06,629
- Yeah.
- Get the fuck out of here.

929
00:59:06,803 --> 00:59:09,371
Okay.

930
00:59:09,850 --> 00:59:12,026
Fuck.

931
00:59:14,071 --> 00:59:15,595
Do you think I need
to go to the hospital?

932
00:59:15,769 --> 00:59:18,032
Like, what if it swells up
and I can't breathe, man?

933
00:59:18,728 --> 00:59:21,296
You can breathe
through your mouth, right?

934
00:59:21,905 --> 00:59:25,213
Yeah. Oh! Oh, man!
She really nailed me.

935
00:59:25,387 --> 00:59:29,130
- Did you see that?
-Yeah.
My eyes are watering.

936
00:59:29,304 --> 00:59:31,349
-You know what?
We should call the police.
-No, no. Whoa.

937
00:59:31,523 --> 00:59:32,916
-No, no, no, no. No, no. D--
-Why not?

938
00:59:33,090 --> 00:59:34,831
-do-- don't do that.
-Why not? Mikey robbed me

939
00:59:35,005 --> 00:59:37,051
and she just assaulted
both of us!

940
00:59:37,225 --> 00:59:39,183
-They can't get away with it
because you have a soft spot.
-I--

941
00:59:39,357 --> 00:59:40,968
I know, I know, but...

942
00:59:41,142 --> 00:59:43,231
...we can't just have them
thrown in jail, all right?

943
00:59:43,405 --> 00:59:44,536
He's just a kid.

944
00:59:45,494 --> 00:59:46,713
They've been through enough.

945
00:59:47,539 --> 00:59:48,453
Fine.

946
00:59:49,672 --> 00:59:50,978
Fine. Then what do we do?

947
00:59:58,202 --> 01:00:01,684
You think I'm, like,
gonna be scarred from this?

948
01:00:02,380 --> 01:00:04,861
-Physically or emotionally?
-Physically.

949
01:00:05,035 --> 01:00:06,733
Will I have just, like,

950
01:00:06,907 --> 01:00:10,127
- one wonky nostril from now on?
- Nah.

951
01:00:11,433 --> 01:00:12,869
Wait. Hold on.

952
01:00:16,830 --> 01:00:20,224
- Maybe.
- Oh. Great.

953
01:00:21,530 --> 01:00:23,271
One more way
to disappoint Wendy.

954
01:00:24,925 --> 01:00:27,014
But I'm pretty sure
this is the last straw.

955
01:00:27,188 --> 01:00:29,843
No.
Nah, it's not your fault.

956
01:00:30,017 --> 01:00:31,975
At, at least, not entirely.

957
01:00:32,149 --> 01:00:33,760
Oh, no, no, it's not--
it's not just this.

958
01:00:33,934 --> 01:00:35,022
I have been such a...

959
01:00:36,545 --> 01:00:38,678
...sniveling ass
the last three weeks.

960
01:00:38,852 --> 01:00:41,463
Th-- the whole last year,
actually.

961
01:00:43,813 --> 01:00:45,510
I don't know why
she proposed to me.

962
01:00:46,598 --> 01:00:48,992
Sh-- she proposed to you?

963
01:00:49,166 --> 01:00:50,559
Yeah. But I said no.

964
01:00:52,300 --> 01:00:54,694
Ha-- hang on. I thou--
hang on. Wha-- the...

965
01:00:54,868 --> 01:00:57,131
...why did you have a ring

966
01:00:57,305 --> 01:00:58,698
if you didn't wanna get hitched?

967
01:00:58,872 --> 01:01:02,484
No, I-- I, I-- I want to,
I plan to, I just--

968
01:01:04,399 --> 01:01:07,489
I wanted to wait until I,
you know, I had, like,
something to offer her.

969
01:01:07,663 --> 01:01:11,841
Something more than the promise
of your eternal love?

970
01:01:12,015 --> 01:01:13,321
Yeah! Like...

971
01:01:14,801 --> 01:01:16,367
...I don't know, stability.

972
01:01:19,719 --> 01:01:22,417
Oh! Hey, man! Ow, shit.

973
01:01:22,591 --> 01:01:24,724
That's the dumbest
fucking thing I ever heard.

974
01:01:24,898 --> 01:01:26,943
There's no such thing
as stability!

975
01:01:27,117 --> 01:01:29,511
You can have it all figured out.
You can have your house,

976
01:01:29,685 --> 01:01:33,080
your job, your marriage,
health, and then wham!

977
01:01:33,863 --> 01:01:36,692
Pornhub comes along
and swallows your business,

978
01:01:36,866 --> 01:01:38,389
and then your wife dies
in her sleep

979
01:01:38,563 --> 01:01:41,044
from a condition neither of you
even knew she had.

980
01:01:41,218 --> 01:01:45,788
Life, life is... fucking short,

981
01:01:45,962 --> 01:01:47,964
and it is brutally arbitrary.

982
01:01:48,138 --> 01:01:50,837
And if, if you find someone
that wants to hold your hand

983
01:01:51,011 --> 01:01:53,317
through this hellscape,
then you fucking take it

984
01:01:53,491 --> 01:01:55,189
and you hang on
as hard as you can

985
01:01:55,363 --> 01:01:56,668
for as long as you can.

986
01:02:01,630 --> 01:02:02,805
Sorry.

987
01:02:09,290 --> 01:02:11,335
I'm s-- I'm s--
I'm sorry about your wife.

988
01:02:14,425 --> 01:02:15,426
That's awful.

989
01:02:16,297 --> 01:02:18,734
Yeah, it is.

990
01:02:20,605 --> 01:02:24,566
Nine months
and I still can't breathe.

991
01:02:30,615 --> 01:02:32,182
Di-- did you say, um...

992
01:02:33,749 --> 01:02:37,622
...Pornhub took your business,
like, like, pickle business?

993
01:02:37,797 --> 01:02:39,624
No-- Yeah. No.

994
01:02:40,974 --> 01:02:42,149
Before the pickles.

995
01:02:42,802 --> 01:02:47,197
Angie and I used to run
an amateur porn collective.

996
01:02:48,938 --> 01:02:52,289
- Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. You know...
- Wow!

997
01:02:52,463 --> 01:02:56,859
...yeah, yeah. It was
our little bohemian love den.

998
01:02:57,033 --> 01:02:59,906
Uh, you'd be surprised
how many people wanna watch

999
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:02,604
a real loving couple
have good sex.

1000
01:03:03,997 --> 01:03:08,915
She-- One Christmas,
she gave me a mug that said,

1001
01:03:10,003 --> 01:03:13,658
"My tits belong to the world,
but my heart belongs to you."

1002
01:03:19,273 --> 01:03:22,058
I chipped it last week,

1003
01:03:22,232 --> 01:03:23,886
and I nearly lost my mind.

1004
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:31,502
What was she like?

1005
01:03:32,025 --> 01:03:34,157
And not in porn,
just, like, as a person.

1006
01:03:35,115 --> 01:03:36,812
She was extraordinary.

1007
01:03:37,552 --> 01:03:40,990
One of those people
who everyone instantly loved,

1008
01:03:41,773 --> 01:03:45,386
you know? And she brought out
the best in everyone around her,

1009
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:47,562
you know, especially me.

1010
01:03:48,650 --> 01:03:51,522
-Yeah, sounds like Wendy. Yeah.
-Yeah?

1011
01:03:52,088 --> 01:03:55,265
Then you have yourself a keeper,
my friend.

1012
01:03:59,966 --> 01:04:00,836
<i>
So, baby...</i>

1013
01:04:01,837 --> 01:04:04,405
...I just got one thing.
I know you gotta leave.

1014
01:04:07,364 --> 01:04:09,758
And I g-- just got
one thing I gotta say

1015
01:04:09,932 --> 01:04:12,761
before you spread your wings.

1016
01:04:14,197 --> 01:04:15,895
<i>♪ Here, here is-- ♪</i>Wait.

1017
01:04:16,069 --> 01:04:17,809
<i>♪ Here is-- ♪</i>Wait.

1018
01:04:17,984 --> 01:04:20,160
<i>♪ Here-- ♪</i>
Wait.

1019
01:04:28,603 --> 01:04:30,257
Don't, don't make,
don't make that sound.

1020
01:04:30,431 --> 01:04:32,215
- Sorry.
- That's a terrible...

1021
01:04:38,743 --> 01:04:39,701
Faster!

1022
01:04:41,703 --> 01:04:42,573
Faster!

1023
01:04:54,063 --> 01:04:56,065
Hey, Brent.

1024
01:04:57,501 --> 01:05:00,635
- Brent, wake up.
-Here's--
everybody's...

1025
01:05:02,028 --> 01:05:03,420
-...okay?
-Hey.

1026
01:05:04,508 --> 01:05:05,553
Let's go get my dog.

1027
01:05:05,727 --> 01:05:07,120
-Okay. Yeah.
-Yeah.

1028
01:05:07,294 --> 01:05:08,382
Come on.

1029
01:05:09,731 --> 01:05:11,080
Got your keys.

1030
01:05:11,254 --> 01:05:12,081
Okay.

1031
01:05:21,482 --> 01:05:22,657
Okay. Come on, let's do this.

1032
01:05:22,831 --> 01:05:24,050
Oh! Um, yeah.

1033
01:05:24,224 --> 01:05:25,399
Well, I would, but...

1034
01:05:25,573 --> 01:05:27,705
my shoulder is still jacked.

1035
01:05:27,879 --> 01:05:29,881
It didn't seem to bother you
last night, when you made me sit

1036
01:05:30,056 --> 01:05:31,709
through every guitar riff
you ever learned.

1037
01:05:31,883 --> 01:05:34,451
Yeah, well, I had about
half a bottle of bourbon in me.

1038
01:05:34,625 --> 01:05:37,106
- And also, fuck you!
- You were enjoying it.

1039
01:05:38,020 --> 01:05:39,804
Get your ass in there
before they wake up.

1040
01:05:45,158 --> 01:05:46,072
Oh.

1041
01:05:46,724 --> 01:05:48,596
Can you pull up a little bit?
I can't get out.

1042
01:06:17,973 --> 01:06:18,843
Huh.

1043
01:06:33,728 --> 01:06:34,598
All right.

1044
01:06:51,224 --> 01:06:53,704
Shit.

1045
01:07:53,721 --> 01:07:54,809
Fuck, fuck.

1046
01:08:38,461 --> 01:08:40,420
Oh, shit!

1047
01:08:51,431 --> 01:08:54,738
Mikey! Walk the dogs! Now!

1048
01:08:55,217 --> 01:08:56,175
Tony.

1049
01:08:57,219 --> 01:08:58,089
Tony.

1050
01:09:04,792 --> 01:09:05,836
Tony?

1051
01:09:16,151 --> 01:09:17,979
Hey.

1052
01:09:27,206 --> 01:09:31,035
Brent!
Brent, open the door!

1053
01:09:31,210 --> 01:09:33,212
-Jeez. Okay, okay! What the--
-Open!

1054
01:09:33,386 --> 01:09:35,692
- Come on. Oh, jeez, here you go!
- Okay. Oh!

1055
01:09:35,866 --> 01:09:37,781
- Oh, wait! Wait, wha-- what
the fuck happened in there?
- Keep going!

1056
01:09:37,955 --> 01:09:40,001
Oh, man. A lot of stuff.
Here you go. Drive.

1057
01:09:40,175 --> 01:09:41,524
-Start the car and drive, man.
-Wait! Wait! Wait, what the--

1058
01:09:41,698 --> 01:09:43,439
what the hell, man?
These are her dogs!

1059
01:09:43,613 --> 01:09:45,180
-They are?
-I mean, wha--
where's your dog? Where's--

1060
01:09:45,354 --> 01:09:46,573
-I don't know!
He wasn't in there!
-Where's--

1061
01:09:46,747 --> 01:09:47,835
But start the car, man,
we gotta go!

1062
01:09:48,009 --> 01:09:49,010
I can't-- I don't--

1063
01:09:49,184 --> 01:09:50,316
-Where are my keys?
-Oh!

1064
01:09:50,490 --> 01:09:52,318
Oh, Jesus Christ!

1065
01:09:52,970 --> 01:09:54,581
Why'd you steal the turtle?

1066
01:09:54,755 --> 01:09:55,930
-I thought that they were
all stolen.
-Oh, okay.

1067
01:09:56,104 --> 01:09:57,801
We're gonna give them
their pets back.

1068
01:09:57,975 --> 01:09:59,455
- Even the turtle?
-...yeah.
Oh, Jesus Christ!

1069
01:09:59,629 --> 01:10:01,544
Son of a bitch, you brought
that psycho to my house!

1070
01:10:01,718 --> 01:10:03,416
- I'm--
- I'm gonna take off now.

1071
01:10:03,590 --> 01:10:06,245
...go man, drive. Start the car.
Start the car. Start the car!

1072
01:10:06,419 --> 01:10:08,116
- I'm gonna take off
so that you can...
- ...I swear to God,

1073
01:10:08,290 --> 01:10:09,465
-Brent! I swear
to God I'll smash...
-...calm down--

1074
01:10:09,639 --> 01:10:10,814
...your window, Brent.
I will smash it.

1075
01:10:10,988 --> 01:10:12,773
...oh, hey! Hey, Mikey!

1076
01:10:12,947 --> 01:10:14,035
- I will be back...
- -I'll smash your window, Bre--

1077
01:10:14,209 --> 01:10:15,384
-...with the dogs.
-I'm sorry!

1078
01:10:15,558 --> 01:10:17,038
I thought they were stolen!

1079
01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:22,348
Iggy! Iggy!
Iggy, good dog!

1080
01:10:22,522 --> 01:10:23,914
Iggy!

1081
01:10:36,971 --> 01:10:39,103
Hey. Thanks.

1082
01:10:40,496 --> 01:10:41,323
For what?

1083
01:10:43,151 --> 01:10:45,806
For getting me
out of my head for a few hours.

1084
01:10:52,856 --> 01:10:54,380
Well, uh...

1085
01:10:57,818 --> 01:10:58,775
...here I go.

1086
01:11:00,342 --> 01:11:03,345
You'll be okay. Or not.

1087
01:11:03,519 --> 01:11:06,087
Probably not.

1088
01:11:09,612 --> 01:11:11,092
-Give me a--
-Give me a man hug.

1089
01:11:15,444 --> 01:11:17,316
Yeah.

1090
01:11:19,492 --> 01:11:20,319
Right.

1091
01:11:23,147 --> 01:11:25,324
Hey, if she kicks you out,
you can't stay with me.

1092
01:11:25,976 --> 01:11:27,891
- Wouldn't want to anyway.
- All right.

1093
01:12:25,558 --> 01:12:28,735
<i>Okay, lovey. Uh,</i><i>
I gotta tell you something.</i>

1094
01:12:28,909 --> 01:12:31,085
I lost the dog.

1095
01:12:33,348 --> 01:12:35,176
I lost the dog. The, uh,

1096
01:12:35,350 --> 01:12:36,960
the dog-- the dog was stolen.

1097
01:12:39,049 --> 01:12:42,226
Dog was s--

1098
01:12:55,196 --> 01:12:56,240
Hello?

1099
01:13:13,170 --> 01:13:15,869
- Tony! Come here, boy!
- Come here, boy!

1100
01:13:16,043 --> 01:13:19,220
Come here, boy! Come here!
Oh! Oh, my goodness!

1101
01:13:21,788 --> 01:13:23,790
Oh, it's so good
to see you!

1102
01:13:23,964 --> 01:13:27,446
I'm so sorry.
I am so sorry.

1103
01:13:29,752 --> 01:13:31,406
I'm so sorry.

1104
01:13:34,801 --> 01:13:36,063
What do you have to say?

1105
01:13:39,762 --> 01:13:40,763
Look, I'm sorry.

1106
01:13:42,983 --> 01:13:45,115
I was never gonna hurt him,
just so you know.

1107
01:13:45,855 --> 01:13:46,856
He's a great dog.

1108
01:13:50,686 --> 01:13:52,253
All right. Hey, hey,
go wait in the car.

1109
01:13:52,427 --> 01:13:53,733
- Yeah.
- Go wait in the car.

1110
01:14:01,131 --> 01:14:03,525
I, uh-- yeah, I didn't know
he was in the shed, I swear.

1111
01:14:05,179 --> 01:14:08,225
Guess, yeah--
thought he could keep him

1112
01:14:09,226 --> 01:14:10,576
after robbing you...

1113
01:14:12,447 --> 01:14:14,101
...of your money
and your ring and--

1114
01:14:18,279 --> 01:14:21,238
I am so tired.
I don't even know
what to do anymore.

1115
01:14:25,373 --> 01:14:26,766
You gonna press charges?

1116
01:14:29,159 --> 01:14:30,421
I won't if you won't.

1117
01:14:39,866 --> 01:14:41,998
Also, I'm really sorry
about your nose!

1118
01:14:42,172 --> 01:14:45,567
Yeah.
Come on, buddy. Let's go.

1119
01:14:45,741 --> 01:14:47,003
I got you good, though!

1120
01:15:05,892 --> 01:15:06,980
Hey, guess what?

1121
01:15:07,720 --> 01:15:08,808
I'm gonna propose to Mom.

1122
01:15:08,982 --> 01:15:11,027
What do you think
of that?

1123
01:15:11,201 --> 01:15:13,334
Yeah. I might even
let you come to the wedding.

1124
01:15:46,280 --> 01:15:48,238
I cannot believe you were lying
to me this whole time.

1125
01:15:48,412 --> 01:15:51,764
I-- I didn't lie,
I just, I-- I, I, um,

1126
01:15:52,242 --> 01:15:53,200
I omitted.

1127
01:15:55,768 --> 01:15:58,248
Okay, fine. I lied.
I lied, okay? And...

1128
01:15:59,815 --> 01:16:01,904
-...I'm so sorry.
-Did you take him to the vet?

1129
01:16:02,383 --> 01:16:04,428
No. He seems fine.

1130
01:16:04,603 --> 01:16:06,169
How do you know he's fine?

1131
01:16:06,343 --> 01:16:08,737
People who steal dogs
are not good people, Walt.

1132
01:16:08,911 --> 01:16:10,130
It w-- it-- it wasn't like that.

1133
01:16:10,304 --> 01:16:11,914
Actually, it was
just like this, like,

1134
01:16:13,176 --> 01:16:15,222
really, really troubled,
troubled teen.

1135
01:16:15,875 --> 01:16:16,789
Um...

1136
01:16:17,441 --> 01:16:18,878
now that I think about it,

1137
01:16:19,052 --> 01:16:20,575
it was actually a pretty
funny story. There was,

1138
01:16:20,749 --> 01:16:22,751
like, this guy named Brent,
who's a really funny guy,

1139
01:16:22,925 --> 01:16:24,535
-actually, really foul mou--
-What the fuck
are you talking about?

1140
01:16:24,710 --> 01:16:27,060
Sorry. I'm,
I'm trying to say that,

1141
01:16:27,234 --> 01:16:29,628
uh, he was, he was
well taken care of, okay?

1142
01:16:29,802 --> 01:16:31,455
It was probably, like,
the best case scenario

1143
01:16:31,630 --> 01:16:32,848
-when you think about it.
-The best case scene--

1144
01:16:33,022 --> 01:16:34,415
the best case scenario
would've been

1145
01:16:34,589 --> 01:16:35,851
for you to not tie him
to a telephone pole

1146
01:16:36,025 --> 01:16:37,723
-so you could go buy a joint.
-Hey.

1147
01:16:39,115 --> 01:16:40,726
I was trying to help myself.

1148
01:16:41,727 --> 01:16:45,600
Okay? You, um,
you have, you have no idea
what it's like to, like,

1149
01:16:45,774 --> 01:16:49,343
-be in here all day long.
-Yeah, well, that's 'cause
you never talk to me.

1150
01:16:50,257 --> 01:16:52,607
Okay. Let's talk. Let's talk.

1151
01:16:52,781 --> 01:16:54,653
Um, I have spent
the last three days,

1152
01:16:54,827 --> 01:16:57,612
morning, noon, and night, uh,
scouring this entire city,

1153
01:16:57,786 --> 01:16:59,919
dealing with every
single nut bag out there,

1154
01:17:00,093 --> 01:17:02,748
trying to make sure
that I got this guy home
before you got back.

1155
01:17:02,922 --> 01:17:04,488
Does that mean that if I hadn't
have found the flier,

1156
01:17:04,663 --> 01:17:06,882
-you just weren't gonna tell me?
-I wanted to tell you.

1157
01:17:07,056 --> 01:17:10,494
I planned to tell you.
I just wanted it to have
a happy ending, Wendy.

1158
01:17:10,669 --> 01:17:12,105
Walt, what if they had hurt him?

1159
01:17:12,279 --> 01:17:14,934
Okay, what if?
What if, what if, what if.

1160
01:17:15,108 --> 01:17:17,197
- What if had killed him?
- They didn't!

1161
01:17:17,371 --> 01:17:20,809
They di-- He's here!
He's not dead. He's fine!

1162
01:17:24,204 --> 01:17:25,684
I can't be around you right now.

1163
01:17:28,164 --> 01:17:29,426
Walt, I need you to leave.

1164
01:17:33,126 --> 01:17:34,083
Oh, okay.

1165
01:17:36,695 --> 01:17:40,133
Okay. Yeah. That's,
that's best probably.

1166
01:17:40,873 --> 01:17:44,703
You're okay, buddy. You're okay.

1167
01:17:48,489 --> 01:17:50,752
...loosen everything
in your body...

1168
01:17:52,058 --> 01:17:57,411
...shake out your arms,
your hips, shake out
your shoulders...

1169
01:18:00,457 --> 01:18:02,895
...your arms are like jelly.

1170
01:18:04,244 --> 01:18:06,289
Okay, we're gonna go
into our three swoops.

1171
01:18:06,463 --> 01:18:08,378
Ready? One,

1172
01:18:09,510 --> 01:18:10,641
two,

1173
01:18:11,991 --> 01:18:13,122
three.

1174
01:18:23,567 --> 01:18:25,787
Think of every idiot
in your life!

1175
01:18:27,223 --> 01:18:28,572
Practice...

1176
01:18:32,402 --> 01:18:34,491
...let it all out!

1177
01:18:53,380 --> 01:18:55,164
- <i>Oh!
- </i> -<i>Thanks</i><i> for coming over, you guys.</i>

1178
01:18:55,338 --> 01:18:56,644
Oh, so sweet of you!

1179
01:18:56,818 --> 01:18:58,559
Well...
didn't mean to pop in--

1180
01:18:58,733 --> 01:19:00,517
What did you get?

1181
01:19:00,691 --> 01:19:03,172
-Oh, dumplings--
-Oh, we got some shrimp,
and we got some--

1182
01:19:03,346 --> 01:19:08,134
- Hey!
- Oh!

1183
01:19:09,526 --> 01:19:12,573
Oh! Oh, Walt,
you look terrible, honey.

1184
01:19:12,747 --> 01:19:16,229
-What happened?-
-Um-- Oh, no, it's a,
it's a long, long story.

1185
01:19:16,403 --> 01:19:18,797
We heard about Tony.

1186
01:19:18,971 --> 01:19:21,364
Oh! Rough couple
of days, huh? Aw.

1187
01:19:21,538 --> 01:19:23,889
Yeah, yeah.
And I'm, I'm, I'm sorry that I didn't know

1188
01:19:24,063 --> 01:19:26,282
- you were coming, I would've--
- Oh, no, don't be sorry!

1189
01:19:26,456 --> 01:19:28,110
-We didn't tell Wendy
we were coming, either.
-So good t-- so good to see you.

1190
01:19:28,284 --> 01:19:30,025
- So good to see you! Yeah.
- We just couldn't wait!

1191
01:19:30,199 --> 01:19:32,027
- We couldn't wait to celebrate!
- Me too!

1192
01:19:32,201 --> 01:19:34,421
So good! Amazing!

1193
01:19:36,336 --> 01:19:37,337
The pitch.

1194
01:19:38,729 --> 01:19:40,775
I won. I got the investment.

1195
01:19:41,776 --> 01:19:43,125
-You won.
-Yeah.

1196
01:19:44,126 --> 01:19:45,824
Oh, my God. That's fantastic!

1197
01:19:47,826 --> 01:19:49,915
Um. Yeah. I--

1198
01:19:51,742 --> 01:19:54,267
-Congratulations.
-Yeah.

1199
01:19:54,833 --> 01:19:57,313
That's why I tried calling you
so many times,

1200
01:19:58,184 --> 01:20:01,143
but you were busy
covering up your lies, so--

1201
01:20:03,885 --> 01:20:05,931
-Hey, let's, let's eat.
-Yeah.

1202
01:20:06,105 --> 01:20:07,933
- Great.
- -Can I, can I help with some of this?

1203
01:20:08,107 --> 01:20:09,804
Yes, sure. Grab some of that...

1204
01:20:09,978 --> 01:20:11,675
I'll get this stuff.
Yeah, yeah, you go ahead.

1205
01:20:11,850 --> 01:20:13,982
...in the bag that's
still there.

1206
01:20:37,353 --> 01:20:39,051
So, uh, Art, how,
how are you feeling?

1207
01:20:39,225 --> 01:20:40,617
You, um, you look,
you look well.

1208
01:20:41,662 --> 01:20:43,142
I feel like a million bucks.

1209
01:20:43,316 --> 01:20:45,187
Don't let the cane fool you.

1210
01:20:45,361 --> 01:20:47,189
- Sue makes me use it.
- That's great, I--

1211
01:20:47,363 --> 01:20:48,930
I'm so-- I'm happy for you.

1212
01:20:50,627 --> 01:20:53,761
What about you, Walt?
Are you liking Portland so far?

1213
01:20:54,414 --> 01:20:56,068
All things considered.

1214
01:20:56,242 --> 01:20:58,809
- Um, actually--
- Walt hates Portland, Mom.

1215
01:20:58,984 --> 01:21:00,594
That, that, that, that,
that's not true.

1216
01:21:00,768 --> 01:21:03,379
No? Name one thing that
you haven't complained about

1217
01:21:03,553 --> 01:21:04,598
since we got here.

1218
01:21:05,164 --> 01:21:06,992
There are no jobs.
Mussels are dumb.

1219
01:21:07,166 --> 01:21:08,515
We're not having sex.

1220
01:21:08,689 --> 01:21:10,038
-Whoa.
-Hey.

1221
01:21:10,212 --> 01:21:13,737
Well, sex is important.

1222
01:21:14,869 --> 01:21:17,132
Uh, maybe Walt just needs

1223
01:21:17,306 --> 01:21:19,439
a little more time
to settle in, honey.

1224
01:21:19,613 --> 01:21:21,484
Moves are very stressful.

1225
01:21:21,658 --> 01:21:23,269
You didn't even unpack
a single box.

1226
01:21:23,443 --> 01:21:25,619
Oh, actually,
I did unpack a single box.

1227
01:21:25,793 --> 01:21:27,403
And the reason I didn't unpack
the rest of them

1228
01:21:27,577 --> 01:21:29,971
was 'cause I was out d--
day and night looking for Tony.

1229
01:21:30,145 --> 01:21:31,886
Okay, you keep saying that
like you're not the reason

1230
01:21:32,060 --> 01:21:33,801
- he went missing in the first place.
- -Look, I know

1231
01:21:33,975 --> 01:21:38,066
that I'm the reason, and I feel
fucking terrible about it, okay?

1232
01:21:38,240 --> 01:21:39,372
But you wanna know what?

1233
01:21:40,155 --> 01:21:42,810
You wanted a dog,
so I got a dog.

1234
01:21:42,984 --> 01:21:45,421
You wanted to move.
So what did I do? I--
I moved.

1235
01:21:45,595 --> 01:21:46,857
So could you please
just give me, like,

1236
01:21:47,032 --> 01:21:48,511
uh, the tiniest bit
of credit here?

1237
01:21:48,685 --> 01:21:51,079
You are so selfish.
You think I wanted to move?

1238
01:21:51,253 --> 01:21:54,387
That I wanted to reconfigure
my entire business plan
right before launch?

1239
01:21:54,561 --> 01:21:57,129
-My dad had a heart attack.
-I know he did!

1240
01:21:57,303 --> 01:21:59,174
I know you did.
I'm sorry about that.

1241
01:21:59,348 --> 01:22:00,828
I'm fine. I'm fine.

1242
01:22:01,002 --> 01:22:02,873
I thought you quitting your job
would free you

1243
01:22:03,048 --> 01:22:04,875
from whatever it was
that was holding you back,

1244
01:22:05,050 --> 01:22:07,574
but instead,
you're just retreating
further into yourself.

1245
01:22:07,748 --> 01:22:10,185
And I'm trying so hard
to be supportive, Walt,

1246
01:22:10,359 --> 01:22:11,578
but you kind of suck right now!

1247
01:22:13,841 --> 01:22:17,714
I know. I know I suck,
Wendy. Fuck, Wend--

1248
01:22:17,888 --> 01:22:20,979
Come on! Like, I just, I don't,
I don't know how not to.

1249
01:22:21,153 --> 01:22:23,503
I don't know
how to get out of it, okay?
And, like, you just, like,

1250
01:22:23,677 --> 01:22:25,722
so easily hit
all of these benchmarks,

1251
01:22:25,896 --> 01:22:28,508
an-- and I feel like I'm,
I'm just, like...

1252
01:22:29,074 --> 01:22:32,207
drowning from,
like, the bottom,
like, watching you,

1253
01:22:32,381 --> 01:22:34,993
because I, I, I have
no other higher calling, Wendy.

1254
01:22:35,167 --> 01:22:36,603
I just-- I,
I feel like, honestly,

1255
01:22:36,777 --> 01:22:38,692
honestly, you wanna know
honestly what I think?

1256
01:22:38,866 --> 01:22:40,389
I feel like I don't deserve you.

1257
01:22:40,955 --> 01:22:42,261
What are you talking about?

1258
01:22:42,435 --> 01:22:43,697
I'm the one
who asked you to marry me!

1259
01:22:43,871 --> 01:22:45,525
Yeah, because you didn't think

1260
01:22:45,699 --> 01:22:47,396
that I would actually
have the guts to do it myself--

1261
01:22:47,570 --> 01:22:50,878
No, because I actually wanna
marry you, you butthead!

1262
01:22:52,184 --> 01:22:54,142
Why can't you wrap
your big, stupid brain

1263
01:22:54,316 --> 01:22:55,926
around the fact
that if I wanted you to be

1264
01:22:56,101 --> 01:22:57,450
a completely different person,

1265
01:22:57,624 --> 01:22:59,669
I would be with a completely
different person?

1266
01:23:02,411 --> 01:23:05,458
But you should want to be with
a completely different person.

1267
01:23:09,940 --> 01:23:12,856
How do I see that
and you don't--
Um,

1268
01:23:13,553 --> 01:23:15,207
I, um...

1269
01:23:17,165 --> 01:23:18,036
Walt--

1270
01:23:19,994 --> 01:23:21,517
It's was nice to see you both.

1271
01:23:25,478 --> 01:23:27,436
Did you really
move back here because of me?

1272
01:23:36,489 --> 01:23:38,317
Gonna have to go back
eventually, you know?

1273
01:23:45,019 --> 01:23:46,238
Does Wendy make you happy?

1274
01:23:47,804 --> 01:23:49,284
Yes.

1275
01:23:49,458 --> 01:23:50,416
Wrong.

1276
01:23:51,808 --> 01:23:53,114
You make you happy.

1277
01:23:54,115 --> 01:23:55,812
Don't put that shit
on another person.

1278
01:23:55,986 --> 01:24:01,688
You know, yo-- your whole,
uh, zen-zero fucks thing is...

1279
01:24:03,255 --> 01:24:04,821
...is actually quite annoying.

1280
01:24:06,171 --> 01:24:08,825
Well, it's a good thing
I give zero fucks

1281
01:24:08,999 --> 01:24:11,132
about being annoying then, huh?

1282
01:24:25,103 --> 01:24:27,453
Here. Read this.

1283
01:24:32,284 --> 01:24:33,720
"I like myself."

1284
01:24:33,894 --> 01:24:34,851
Mm-hmm.

1285
01:24:35,722 --> 01:24:37,027
Now read it four more times.

1286
01:24:38,725 --> 01:24:41,031
-Nah.
-Oh. Come on.

1287
01:24:41,206 --> 01:24:43,382
-Uh, uh, uh, no, no, no, no, no.
-Humor me.

1288
01:24:48,038 --> 01:24:50,954
"I like myself, I like myself,
I like myself, I like myself."

1289
01:24:51,129 --> 01:24:53,783
- Okay.
- Did I ask you
to read shit?

1290
01:24:53,957 --> 01:24:55,263
What? No.

1291
01:24:55,916 --> 01:24:58,658
Then why did you spit it out
like that?

1292
01:24:59,137 --> 01:25:02,836
You gotta sit with it
a sec each time.

1293
01:25:04,403 --> 01:25:05,621
Otherwise it doesn't work!

1294
01:25:06,622 --> 01:25:07,493
Try it again.

1295
01:25:49,143 --> 01:25:50,840
Hey, I'm, I'm just gonna--

1296
01:25:51,798 --> 01:25:54,017
I'm gonna just go sleep
on the couch, okay?

1297
01:25:55,802 --> 01:25:56,759
Okay.

1298
01:25:59,414 --> 01:26:01,286
Is that from where I hit you
the other night?

1299
01:26:01,460 --> 01:26:04,593
No, no. Some lady just shoved
her cigarette up my nose.

1300
01:26:04,767 --> 01:26:06,073
-What?
-Yeah.

1301
01:26:06,726 --> 01:26:08,162
Well, let me see.

1302
01:26:20,653 --> 01:26:21,654
Are you okay?

1303
01:26:31,620 --> 01:26:32,534
Well, uh--

1304
01:26:40,238 --> 01:26:41,195
Good night.

1305
01:26:46,722 --> 01:26:47,593
Tony?

1306
01:27:19,755 --> 01:27:20,843
Oh.

1307
01:27:45,346 --> 01:27:46,739
-Hey.
-Hey.

1308
01:27:49,394 --> 01:27:53,311
I was, uh, just about
to take Tony out for a walk.

1309
01:27:53,485 --> 01:27:54,355
You, um...

1310
01:27:56,705 --> 01:27:57,880
...you wanna join us?

1311
01:28:00,274 --> 01:28:01,144
Sure.

1312
01:28:17,509 --> 01:28:18,379
Oh.

1313
01:28:24,472 --> 01:28:25,647
Good boy!

1314
01:28:36,092 --> 01:28:38,225
- Oh, hey, chucklehead!
- Hey.

1315
01:28:39,661 --> 01:28:41,576
-You know her?
-Mm-hmm.

1316
01:28:41,750 --> 01:28:42,969
That's my buddy, Marianne.

1317
01:29:07,297 --> 01:29:10,736
Yeah!

1318
01:29:12,128 --> 01:29:13,260
Oh!

1319
01:29:13,434 --> 01:29:15,828
Oh.

1320
01:30:26,115 --> 01:30:27,856
<i>♪ Wicked good ♪</i>

1321
01:30:28,640 --> 01:30:31,817
<i>♪ I love you darling</i><i>
'cause you're wicked good ♪</i>

1322
01:30:32,600 --> 01:30:35,560
<i>♪ You started fires</i><i>
in my heart of wood ♪</i>

1323
01:30:35,734 --> 01:30:38,780
<i>♪ And they're burning hot</i><i>
because you're wicked good ♪</i>

1324
01:30:41,783 --> 01:30:43,698
<i>♪ Wicked sharp ♪</i>

1325
01:30:43,872 --> 01:30:47,267
<i>♪ Everything about you</i><i>
is wicked sharp ♪</i>

1326
01:30:47,441 --> 01:30:51,140
<i>♪ When I saw you</i><i>
at the counter</i><i>
of the old Kmart ♪</i>

1327
01:30:51,314 --> 01:30:54,579
<i>♪ Fell in love with you</i><i>
because you're wicked sharp ♪</i>

1328
01:30:57,190 --> 01:31:01,499
<i>♪ I've been</i><i>
halfway around the world</i><i>
and halfway back again ♪</i>

1329
01:31:01,673 --> 01:31:04,545
<i>♪ From Paris, Maine</i><i>
to Paris, France ♪</i>

1330
01:31:04,719 --> 01:31:07,592
<i>♪ And darling, I think</i><i>
you're the cutest girl ♪</i>

1331
01:31:07,766 --> 01:31:12,422
<i>♪ I ever did see <i>
won't you take me to the dance ♪</i></i>

1332
01:31:12,597 --> 01:31:14,903
<i>♪ Darling, wicked good ♪</i>