1 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:14,014 [♪ "Secret" playing] 2 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:15,766 -Hurry, hurry, hurry. Come on. -[giggles] 3 00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:18,477 Hurry! Come on! 4 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:25,567 ♪ Things haven't been the same Since you came into my life ♪ 5 00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:28,278 [reporters chattering] 6 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:30,739 -[clamoring] -Hi. Hi. 7 00:00:30,822 --> 00:00:32,741 -John! John! -Hello. 8 00:00:32,824 --> 00:00:35,160 John! John, right here. John! 9 00:00:35,244 --> 00:00:36,620 [clamoring] 10 00:00:37,496 --> 00:00:42,668 ♪ Happiness lies in your own hand ♪ 11 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:46,380 ♪ It took me much too long ♪ 12 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:52,386 ♪ To understand how it could be ♪ 13 00:00:52,928 --> 00:00:57,808 ♪ Until you shared your secret with me ♪ 14 00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:00,143 -[Calvin] …you've got a great manicure. -John. 15 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:02,104 -[John] Hey. -Who are you with? 16 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:04,731 Oh, I'm flying solo tonight. Congrats on the line. 17 00:01:04,815 --> 00:01:07,067 I've been dying to put a coffee table into this world 18 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:09,695 since I was old enough to put my chin on one. 19 00:01:09,778 --> 00:01:13,574 And Donald Judd furniture in the flagship store. You've got guts. 20 00:01:13,657 --> 00:01:15,826 One, America will appreciate 21 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:19,454 a little Donald Judd injection into their boring homes, and two-- 22 00:01:19,538 --> 00:01:21,623 [Kelly] Who told you about the flagship store? 23 00:01:21,707 --> 00:01:24,585 Well, that was my two. Who told you? It's top secret. 24 00:01:24,668 --> 00:01:26,211 I have my sources. 25 00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:28,964 So do I, John. So do I. 26 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:31,008 I'm gonna get a drink. 27 00:01:34,011 --> 00:01:36,555 -I'm too nice. That's the problem. -[chuckles] 28 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:38,932 -This wouldn't happen. -[chuckling] No, you're absolutely not. 29 00:01:39,016 --> 00:01:42,811 ♪ Something's comin' over, mmm-mmm ♪ 30 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:47,566 ♪ Something's comin' over me ♪ 31 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:50,652 ♪ My baby's got a secret ♪ 32 00:01:50,736 --> 00:01:55,449 ♪ Mmm-mmm, something's comin' over ♪ 33 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:59,786 ♪ Mmm-mmm, something's comin' over ♪ 34 00:01:59,870 --> 00:02:06,710 ♪ Mmm-mmm, something's comin' over me ♪ 35 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:09,796 ♪ My baby's got a secret ♪ 36 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:14,760 ♪ Mmm-mmm, my baby's got a secret ♪ 37 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:16,928 Kelly convinced me to have riding lessons. 38 00:02:17,012 --> 00:02:18,930 -I fell off and broke my collarbone. -Disaster. 39 00:02:19,014 --> 00:02:20,807 He hasn't stopped talking about it. 40 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:22,559 [Calvin] I'm never going on a horse again! 41 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:25,062 Hey, guys, I'm gonna take off. Got an early morning. 42 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:28,607 Oh, I don't believe you for a second. Who are you chasing tonight? 43 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:30,651 I'm kinda off the market, Calvin. 44 00:02:31,443 --> 00:02:33,654 -Good night. -Good night, John. 45 00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:36,490 I bet he's on his way down for a nightcap in manhole. 46 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:38,700 -[Michael laughs] -[laughs] 47 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:40,494 -You never know. -[Michael speaks indistinctly] 48 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:41,912 [Calvin] Anyway, I fell off. 49 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:44,748 I broke my collarbone and ended up in the hospital for three weeks. 50 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:47,709 -[reporters chattering] -[vehicles passing] 51 00:02:49,628 --> 00:02:51,713 [clamoring] 52 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:00,514 [gasps] 53 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:02,599 -[whispering] Hi. -Stop, stop. 54 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,351 The paparazzi, they're… right there. 55 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:06,603 [chuckling] Go. 56 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:09,314 Go! Ten paces ahead. 20! 57 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:17,406 [both laughing] 58 00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:20,701 [kissing] 59 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:24,162 Come on. 60 00:03:27,999 --> 00:03:29,376 [Carolyn chuckles] 61 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:32,963 Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me. 62 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:36,591 -Did you forget your keys again? -No, they gotta be here somewhere. 63 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:40,178 [Carolyn] Oh. I guess it's just not in the cards for tonight. 64 00:03:40,262 --> 00:03:42,013 [John] Don't you even… mmm. 65 00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:44,433 -Oh, my God. Hi. -Oh, thank God. 66 00:03:44,516 --> 00:03:45,517 Thank you. 67 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:47,060 Thank you, sir. 68 00:03:47,144 --> 00:03:48,270 Good night. 69 00:04:00,699 --> 00:04:02,409 Seriously, I have to sleep at home tonight. 70 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:04,870 -I told you on the way over. -No, stay. But you always say that. 71 00:04:19,468 --> 00:04:20,677 [Carolyn] Hmm. 72 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:23,972 -[John] A wedding band. -Hmm. 73 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:26,183 I knew there was something you weren't telling me. 74 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,267 [Carolyn chuckles] 75 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:29,227 It's my dad's. 76 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:33,231 -What time is it? -7:30. 77 00:04:33,315 --> 00:04:34,316 [groans] 78 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:36,193 And you don't have to be in till 9:00, so, you know. 79 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:41,031 No, no. I have to get out of here before your photo seagulls arrive downstairs. 80 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:43,742 -No, come back. -[grunts] Okay. 81 00:04:43,825 --> 00:04:46,119 -We can both leave later together. -[scoffs] 82 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:48,121 -Oh, yeah? -I mean, it's gonna happen eventually. 83 00:04:48,205 --> 00:04:49,664 [Carolyn] Mm-hmm. 84 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:52,459 I was lucky enough the first time and missed the photos. 85 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:54,753 I'm just very, very happy there's a second time. 86 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:56,338 Me too. 87 00:04:57,756 --> 00:04:59,591 But I like it just right here. 88 00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:02,093 Just us. 89 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:04,387 That's it. 90 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:07,182 Okay. 91 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:09,100 Can I borrow this? 92 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:16,983 I should at least look a little different if I'm gonna go in in the same clothes. 93 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:23,031 -What? -You're gonna do it. 94 00:05:23,114 --> 00:05:25,116 You're gonna do it, aren't you? You're gonna break my heart. 95 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:28,620 Is that your morning-after line? 96 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:31,248 -[John chuckles] -So smooth. 97 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,916 Oh, it just makes me wanna… 98 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:35,168 -call into work… -Yeah? 99 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:36,378 -…quit… -Mm-hmm? 100 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:38,463 -…and stay in bed all day. -Yeah. 101 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:43,718 Who was the very first person to break your heart? 102 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,848 If it ever happens, you'll be the first to know. 103 00:05:52,394 --> 00:05:54,646 [Carolyn screaming, laughing] 104 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:10,620 [phone rings] 105 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:17,919 [Calvin] Did you see this? 106 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:22,048 -Look, they're stealing the Kate posters. -[chuckles] 107 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:23,633 [Calvin] Give me that controversy. I love it. 108 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,051 Mmm. 109 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:27,888 [Calvin] However, there's this. 110 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:29,472 Kate's irate. 111 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:32,851 Irate about what? Being an overnight sensation with the world at her feet? 112 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:35,478 I think it's more about the world in her face. 113 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:37,022 I actually kinda feel for her. 114 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:38,648 [Calvin] Oh, come on. 115 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,859 She knew what she was signing up for. 116 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:43,069 [Carolyn] Did she? 117 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:47,365 She was just a girl from Croydon who booked a job and then all this. 118 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:50,076 I don't think she expected to be a sensation any more than we did. 119 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:53,580 Oh, I stopped feeling sorry for famous people a long time ago. 120 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:56,791 Yes, boo-hoo, fame takes some things away from you, 121 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:58,209 but it gives you more. 122 00:06:58,793 --> 00:06:59,919 And if young Kate doesn't like it, 123 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:01,921 -she can always go back to Croydon. -Mmm. 124 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,967 -Over your dead body. -[chuckles] 125 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:10,805 Hey, what is that that you're wearing? It's really kind of terrific. 126 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:14,309 Oh, I just threw it on this morning. 127 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:19,105 What are you doing? 128 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:21,650 -No, God. Please, no. -[chuckles] 129 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:25,236 -I hate it when you do this. -Don't run away from me. 130 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:26,738 Oh, God. 131 00:07:26,821 --> 00:07:27,947 -[camera shutter clicks] -No. 132 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:31,117 You can run, but you cannot hide. 133 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:32,577 -[chuckles] -Just put it… 134 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:34,871 Come on. You're wonderful. 135 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:36,081 Just one. 136 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:42,796 [camera shutter clicks] 137 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:45,048 Aphrodite. Second century BC. 138 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:48,051 I broke this once. 139 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:49,969 Glued it back together. She never noticed. 140 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:51,304 [chuckling] Of course she did. 141 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:57,477 Do we really have to sell all of this? 142 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,688 No, not everything. That's why we're here. 143 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:04,776 It's just the public auction of it all feels so intrusive. 144 00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:07,696 Well, a private auction isn't gonna generate a fraction of the money we need 145 00:08:07,779 --> 00:08:10,490 to pay off a $34 million inheritance tax. 146 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:13,785 They cataloged my high chair. 147 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:16,246 [chuckles] Do you wanna bid on it? 148 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:18,164 Oh, my God. 149 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:24,212 Wow. I'd ask what that is, but like any true artist, 150 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:26,214 you stated it very clearly on the page. 151 00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:27,465 This is an airplane. 152 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:29,884 I can't believe she kept this. 153 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:33,471 [Caroline] Is it flying over fire or the ocean? 154 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:36,725 -The landscape is subjective. -Mmm. 155 00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:38,017 You should keep that. 156 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:43,356 Oh, her swimming ring. 157 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:44,899 She'd wear this when she'd swim, 158 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:47,485 so she wouldn't lose her engagement and wedding ring. [chuckles] 159 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:51,156 I love that that is what was disposable in her mind. 160 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,370 How are you holding up? 161 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:00,123 [inhales deeply] 162 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:03,293 -Still feels surreal. -Mmm. 163 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:04,878 I think of things that would make her laugh, 164 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:07,422 and suddenly I'm reminded that she's not here anymore. 165 00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:11,426 I think this is the first time in my life where I actually feel as old as I am. 166 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:14,971 [sighs] Well, when you can't agonize over your parents' mortality, 167 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:17,223 you have no choice but to contemplate your own. 168 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:19,809 Hell of an appraisal. 169 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:23,396 It's funny, now that I have kids of my own, 170 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:26,232 I really understand why she needed to parent us differently. 171 00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:27,984 You realize from the minute they're born, 172 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,487 you need to be a different parent completely. 173 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:32,238 Clean slate. 174 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:35,158 How do you think she parented us differently? 175 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:39,120 I think after Dad, we were just ensconced in so much chaos. 176 00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:41,331 You needed structure and stability, 177 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:44,084 and I didn't wanna be treated like a little kid anymore. 178 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:45,335 I refused to be. 179 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:47,212 That I remember. 180 00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:51,758 I do like to think she held on until she knew you were ready. 181 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,010 Ready for what? 182 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,304 To make a life for yourself as you see fit. 183 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:03,895 -I gotta go. Oh. -Okay. [chuckles] 184 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:05,522 -I'll see you later. -Okay. 185 00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:08,274 Don't forget about dinner at ours. 186 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:10,360 -Saturday. -And don't break anything. 187 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:12,946 I'll try. 188 00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:20,703 [♪ "Secrets" playing] 189 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:23,248 -Fuck. Narcy, this is so good. -[Narciso chuckles] 190 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:25,125 [gasps] 191 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:29,129 Don't show this to Calvin. Keep this for yourself. 192 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:30,922 [scoffs] By the time I get the nerve to leave him, 193 00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:33,883 -this rag'll return to the earth. -[phone rings] 194 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:37,345 -Aren't you gonna go get it? -No, just let it ring. 195 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:39,764 -Okay. -[automated voice] Hello. 196 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:43,309 -Please leave a message after the tone. -[phone beeps] 197 00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:45,645 -[John] Hi, it's me, John. -Oh. 198 00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:48,231 Just, uh, seeing if you're around. 199 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:49,357 -Mm-hmm. [chuckles] -[chuckles] 200 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,818 -[John] Okay, bye. -Aw, keep going. 201 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:54,112 Oh, you are unreal. Screening him. 202 00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:55,780 What, did you read that in The Rules or something? 203 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:57,365 It's just feeling a little intense. 204 00:10:57,448 --> 00:11:01,077 Yeah, as it should be. Jesus. Enjoy it a little. 205 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,829 Have some fun. You always know when to bail. 206 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:04,539 I think I might have missed the moment this time. 207 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:09,294 It's all moving really fast. I'm meeting his friends tomorrow. 208 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:11,754 For drinks. I don't know. 209 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:14,591 Oh. Sick of JFK Jr. 210 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:17,927 Life, so tough, huh? What do you want? 211 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,680 Can you just call him John? You sound like a Post headline. 212 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:21,764 Okay. 213 00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:25,310 I don't know what I want. [groans, sighs] 214 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:28,730 I know what I don't want. 215 00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:32,150 If this keeps going, the press is gonna find out. 216 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:35,778 Maybe in a month. Maybe tomorrow. 217 00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:38,239 Before that happens, I need to know that it's real. 218 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:43,494 I can't just have fun and then forever be known as JFK Jr's ex. 219 00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:44,829 Hey, Carolyn, please. 220 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:46,706 -His name is John. Mmm? -Uh-huh. 221 00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,333 -[phone rings] -[groans] 222 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,752 Just go. Don't be weird. 223 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:55,381 [automated voice] Hello, please leave a message after the tone. 224 00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:56,466 [phone beeps] 225 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:59,302 [John] Hey, it's me again. Sorry to clog up your machine like this, 226 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:02,013 but, uh, I totally forgot to tell you something. 227 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:05,058 Yeah, I'm kind of, like, right outside your apartment right now. 228 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:06,768 -[screams] -Oh, my God. I have to come and see-- 229 00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:08,144 No, no, no. Stay here. 230 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,688 [John] And I was thinking about going to get a burger 231 00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:12,690 down at this dive at Breezy Point. 232 00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:16,027 They know who I am and they don't give one shit and it's really nice. 233 00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:17,320 -It's right on the water. -[Narciso] Oh. 234 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:20,573 They've got boats you can cruise around on, fresh air… 235 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:21,658 [groans] 236 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,494 …and I was wondering if you'd wanna come with me. 237 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:27,038 -If you don't go out there, I will. -But you're not home. 238 00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:28,498 -Stay. Stay. -Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? 239 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,208 You're not answering my calls right now. 240 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:32,377 [Narciso] Come on. 241 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:33,878 [♪ "Connected" playing] 242 00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:36,172 [engine whirring] 243 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,259 [Carolyn laughing] 244 00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:40,635 I guess you are home. 245 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:42,971 You're wild. 246 00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:45,556 ♪ If you make sure you're connected ♪ 247 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,976 ♪ The writing's on the wall ♪ 248 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:50,270 ♪ But if your mind's neglected ♪ 249 00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:52,272 ♪ Stumble, you might fall ♪ 250 00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:53,982 ♪ Stumble, you might fall ♪ 251 00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:56,567 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 252 00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:58,695 ♪ Stumble, you might fall ♪ 253 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,614 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 254 00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,162 ♪ I ain't gonna go blind ♪ 255 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:11,708 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 256 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,334 ♪ I see through you ♪ 257 00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:15,837 ♪ I see through you ♪ 258 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:17,839 ♪ I see through you ♪ 259 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,883 ♪ I see through you ♪ 260 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:23,761 ♪ I'm gonna get myself I'm gonna get myself ♪ 261 00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:25,930 ♪ I'm gonna get myself connected ♪ 262 00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,682 ♪ I ain't gonna go blind… ♪ 263 00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:29,767 I know that there's a ton of political magazines out there, 264 00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:31,102 but this one's gonna be different. 265 00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:33,187 It's gonna be full of ideas from unexpected places. 266 00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:35,606 -Uh, a public square-- -Your magazine needs to be sexy. 267 00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:39,694 Sorry, I love your ideas about content, 268 00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:42,196 but I talk about magazine ad buys all day. 269 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,992 And if you're gonna compete with a whole newsstand of sexy covers, 270 00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:49,954 then your cover has got to be sexy 271 00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:53,041 and let their brains be changed by what's on the inside. 272 00:13:53,124 --> 00:13:54,584 -You sound like Berman. -[gasps] 273 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,837 Could this Berman fellow actually be right about something? 274 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,422 He's right about a lot of things. 275 00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:02,008 He may not have magazine experience, but he's brilliant. 276 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:04,844 He's my partner, and he's always had my back. 277 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:08,389 I trust him. And trust for me is hard to come by. 278 00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:12,018 Yeah, same. 279 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,104 You close with your dad? 280 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,398 You always wear that, but he never seems to come up. 281 00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:23,696 Really close with my stepdad, but Dad Dad, he was great. 282 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:27,784 Shit, have I missed something? Did you lose your dad too? 283 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,827 No, no, no, no. My real dad's still alive. 284 00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:33,164 It was just your typical suburban 1970s divorce, 285 00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:34,791 but I was young, so it didn't register. 286 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,834 You know, bad things can register 287 00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:38,836 even if you're too young to understand them. 288 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:41,798 Maybe. 289 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,551 But hey, I cut you off. Go on about the magazine. 290 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:49,097 [chuckles] Convenient how that steers you away from talking about yourself. 291 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,557 [♪ "No Ordinary Love" playing] 292 00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:53,643 I put this song on. 293 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,394 I think I put this one on. 294 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:57,605 Or I did too. 295 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,234 You like this song? 296 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:04,654 -What animal doesn't like Sade? -[chuckles] 297 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:08,074 ♪ I gave you all the love I got ♪ 298 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:10,201 Come here. 299 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:15,289 ♪ I gave you love ♪ 300 00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:16,874 [Carolyn chuckles] 301 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:22,463 ♪ I gave you all that I have inside And you took my love ♪ 302 00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:26,551 ♪ You took my love ♪ 303 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:32,348 ♪ This is no ordinary love ♪ 304 00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:36,310 ♪ No ordinary love ♪ 305 00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:39,564 [song ends] 306 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,445 -The magazine cover should be sexy. -[Berman laughs] Hey. 307 00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:47,780 We can do sexy on the outside, 308 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:49,782 -wonky on the inside. -[Berman] Mmm. 309 00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:54,537 Well, I think I've been trying to sell you on that exact concept for months. 310 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:58,040 Yeah, well, maybe you were right. You are right about some things sometimes. 311 00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,292 -Oh. [chuckles] -[all laugh] 312 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,836 Maybe you can realize that sooner in the future? 313 00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,087 -Yeah, I'll try. -[Berman] Try hard. 314 00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:04,922 -[Santina] Hey, guys. -[all] Hey. 315 00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:06,340 Santina. 316 00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:08,676 [Santina] So where's the latest victim? 317 00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,511 Santina, be nice. 318 00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:13,264 I heard a little about her from Trey at Tunnel. 319 00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:16,142 He says he sees her out a lot. 320 00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:19,478 I think I know her a little bit better than your random drug dealer. 321 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,981 -Trey's a random drug friend, okay? -[all laugh] 322 00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:25,860 Just getting your back, checking around. No big. Where is she? 323 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,867 Wow, someone's giving John the John treatment. 324 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,244 Every minute she's late, I'm loving her more. 325 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,622 -[Colin] Mm-hmm. -Do you think she's gonna show? 326 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:40,583 She's the first woman I've dated 327 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:43,085 who doesn't wanna be seen with me in public, so… 328 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:45,922 -Not counting Madonna. -[all laugh] 329 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,507 Seriously, she's different, you guys. 330 00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:49,592 Okay. 331 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:50,801 They're always different. 332 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,888 -[Colin] Sounds like my ex-girlfriend. -[Tommy] Yeah. 333 00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:55,681 Aha. 334 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:59,185 -Hi, sorry I'm late. It was a work thing. -[all] Hi. 335 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:01,020 -[Carolyn] It just went on and on. Hi. -[John] Hi. 336 00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:03,898 -Hi. -Carolyn. 337 00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:07,109 Santina, Michael, Anthony, Tommy and Colin. 338 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:11,822 Hi, Santina, Michael, Anthony, Tommy, Colin. 339 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,742 -[Colin] Nice. -[Anthony] Wow. 340 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:17,078 Thank you. It's a pleasure. 341 00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:21,916 Carolyn, uh, Berman and I were just talking about the mag. 342 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:24,877 What was it you were asking me about, um, that discount thing? 343 00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:29,715 Oh, I just asked John if you guys were doing frequency discounts. 344 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:35,429 A rate for buyers who place a certain number of ads in a period. 345 00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:37,473 Yeah, yeah, we're working on that. Yeah. 346 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:40,977 -Berman, you think we should hire her? -[Carolyn] Oh, you can't afford me. 347 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:46,399 I told John I… I love your idea for the covers. It's just smart. 348 00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:48,609 Thank you. 349 00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:52,238 -Is it smart like the kayak company? -[Anthony laughs] 350 00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:53,656 [Colin, Tommy laugh] 351 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,450 Or is it smart like the rent-a-dog company? 352 00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:57,660 Hey, that was a good idea. 353 00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:59,245 You and John are just too smart. 354 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:00,746 -What can I say? -[John] Yeah, okay. 355 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:03,541 Anything more involved than the ball of yarn that Colin gets to play with 356 00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:07,086 at Dad's investment firm is a little bit too much for him to grasp. 357 00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,588 I will die richer than all of you. 358 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:11,549 You know, we haven't seen the waiter in a while. 359 00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,009 I'm gonna go get a bottle from the bar. 360 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:14,969 -[Santina] Yes, please. -[Colin] Sounds good. 361 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,053 Yeah. 362 00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,975 So how's everything at Calvin Klein? 363 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:22,059 Calvin's great. 364 00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,895 We're about to launch our new unisex fragrance, 365 00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:26,856 so if you guys play your cards right… 366 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,190 What does it smell like? 367 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,443 Oh. You know, like you could go either way. 368 00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:32,153 -[chuckles] Oh. -[all chuckle] 369 00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:33,237 [Carolyn] So… fitting. 370 00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:34,488 -That's good. -[Tommy] Smart. 371 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,241 -She means… -[Anthony] I got it. 372 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:44,832 [clears throat] 373 00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:49,045 Hey, that happens literally everywhere the guy goes. 374 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,339 He won't take her number, not in front of you. 375 00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:52,548 He's just being polite. 376 00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:54,133 To her or to me? 377 00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:57,136 [chuckles] 378 00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:07,730 [Tommy] What you got? 379 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:10,524 -White wine. -[all exclaim] 380 00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:13,027 Hey. All right, who wants some? Here we go. 381 00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:15,071 [Santina] Where's my glass? 382 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:20,326 [all chattering] 383 00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:23,746 Nice lighter. "Blue eyes." 384 00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:27,166 -Gift from an ex. -[all] Oh! 385 00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:28,668 -Wow. Classic John. -[Carolyn chuckles] 386 00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:30,211 [all chuckle] 387 00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,511 What did she expect from Margot? 388 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:41,764 Ugh, still such a fricking DG girl. 389 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,516 -You've got to give me that. -[all laugh] 390 00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:47,812 Hey, do you know Trey from Tunnel? 391 00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,647 -Trey. Um… -[Colin] Mm-hmm. 392 00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:51,774 Nope, why? Is he a friend of yours? 393 00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:55,236 -From what I've heard, I hope not. -[all laugh] 394 00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:59,407 -[Tommy] Smells like victory. -[all chatter indistinctly] 395 00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:01,492 -You guys, I gotta go. -No, stay for dinner. 396 00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,285 No. You said drinks. So, I made dinner plans. 397 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,204 We got more questions. Cancel. 398 00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:08,624 You do not know my mother. You do not cancel on Ann Marie Messina. 399 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,459 Take me with you. These guys bore me. 400 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:11,919 You also don't know my mother. 401 00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:13,421 Showing up with you spur of the moment 402 00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:15,673 would not go over well with Ann Marie Messina. 403 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:19,552 But you guys, this was so fun after hearing so much about you. 404 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:23,931 No matter what John says, I think you guys are great. 405 00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:25,641 [all laugh] 406 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,935 [Carolyn] Bye. The next one, when we have more time. 407 00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:29,019 [all] Bye. 408 00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:32,940 [Tommy] Damn, always leave them wanting more. 409 00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:34,483 This one knows how to play the game. 410 00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:38,863 Yeah. Hold on a second. 411 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,281 [♪ soft music playing] 412 00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:46,746 She's not playing. You guys just don't know a real one when you see one. 413 00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:49,415 [scoffs] I've seen plenty of real ones. 414 00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:54,712 [John] Hey. 415 00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:57,131 What are you doing tomorrow night? 416 00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:58,215 [chuckles] 417 00:20:58,299 --> 00:21:00,593 My sister's throwing a party. You should come. 418 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,345 Wouldn't that be a little soon? 419 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,556 Yeah, but I want you to meet her. 420 00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:10,394 Okay, sure. 421 00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:13,230 -Sure, why not? -Great. 422 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:31,540 What can I bring? A bottle of wine? Flowers? 423 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,375 No, no. They've always got everything covered. 424 00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:35,461 I'm just happy to bring you. 425 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:38,714 -Night. -[John] Bye. 426 00:21:50,184 --> 00:21:52,394 Calvin has his moods, but if you give him space, 427 00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:54,772 you remind him of the bigger picture, he comes around. 428 00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:57,024 -I kinda wanna meet him, but I'm scared. -[Carolyn] Mmm. 429 00:21:57,733 --> 00:22:01,946 Mom, stop cleaning. It's just gonna get messy as soon as you leave. 430 00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:05,115 I cannot eat my dinner looking at this. 431 00:22:05,199 --> 00:22:06,367 -[chuckles] -[Ann] All right? 432 00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:09,745 Oh, I hope he knows how lucky he is to have you, 433 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:13,707 because I could not endure that kind of ego day in and day out. 434 00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:19,255 Yeah, probably makes you wanna be around, like, normal, hardworking people. 435 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,715 Like, low-maintenance. 436 00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:24,260 -Low profile. -[whispering] Stop. 437 00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:26,387 What? What does that mean? 438 00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:28,097 -Nothing. -[Lauren] Just tell her. 439 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,182 -[Carolyn] There's nothing to tell. Stop. -She's not gonna care. 440 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:32,852 Carolyn's, uh, hanging out with John again. 441 00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:35,771 -John? -[Lauren] Sorry, Kennedy Jr. 442 00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,189 I should've clarified. 443 00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:41,986 What happened to the movie star that he left you for? 444 00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:43,487 [Lauren scoffs] 445 00:22:43,571 --> 00:22:45,906 -Nobody left anybody. -Mm-hmm. 446 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:46,991 Both of us were just… 447 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,828 -It was bad timing. -[Ann] Mmm. 448 00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:52,413 But it's good timing now? 449 00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:54,081 [Carolyn] It's different this time. 450 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,835 But it's also not serious. We're just having fun. 451 00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:01,922 Oh, yeah. Like going to his sister, Caroline's house tomorrow night. 452 00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:03,841 -Lauren, can you just stop. -[Lauren chuckles] 453 00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:06,594 No, no. She seems like a ball. 454 00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:13,434 So, it's not serious, it's new, but you're meeting his sister? 455 00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:17,563 It's just a party. It's not like we're meeting up to meet each other. 456 00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:19,648 It's really not a big deal, Mom. I swear. 457 00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:22,693 Right, well, but you're giving him a second chance, 458 00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:25,988 so that leads me to believe otherwise, right? 459 00:23:27,197 --> 00:23:31,744 Listen, honey, everything is going so well right now. 460 00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:37,625 And that is because of who you are, just you and the hard work that you do. 461 00:23:39,335 --> 00:23:42,296 I just don't want you to lose yourself. 462 00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:44,048 When has that ever happened? 463 00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:45,424 Exactly. 464 00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:48,135 I also didn't think you were the kind of woman 465 00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:51,639 who says, "It's different this time." 466 00:23:58,145 --> 00:24:03,192 -You want some sweet and sour sauce? -Stop, stop. [giggles] 467 00:24:17,665 --> 00:24:18,666 [John] Hi. 468 00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:24,880 One second. 469 00:24:27,216 --> 00:24:29,134 C, you're gorgeous. 470 00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:32,054 Come on. 471 00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:37,059 This is friendly territory. They're gonna love you. 472 00:24:48,362 --> 00:24:50,823 -[speaks indistinctly] -[Caroline chuckles] Yeah. 473 00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:56,954 -This is a dinner. -Yeah, sort of, I guess. 474 00:24:57,997 --> 00:25:01,625 -I thought this was a party-party. -This is a party-party. 475 00:25:01,709 --> 00:25:03,544 -Hello. Hi. -Hi. How are you? 476 00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:04,753 -Good. -Good. 477 00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:06,338 Hi. [chuckles] 478 00:25:06,422 --> 00:25:07,798 Carolyn, this is my sister Caroline. 479 00:25:07,881 --> 00:25:08,882 -[Carolyn] Hi. -Lovely to meet you. 480 00:25:08,966 --> 00:25:10,217 -Yes, likewise. -[John] Her husband, Ed. 481 00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:12,720 Hi. Thank you so much for having me. 482 00:25:12,803 --> 00:25:15,389 -Of course. -[guest] Happy birthday, Caroline. 483 00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:16,890 Thank you, Sonia. 484 00:25:16,974 --> 00:25:18,350 -Hey. -[Sonia] Hi. 485 00:25:18,434 --> 00:25:21,562 I'm gonna go make a quick adjustment. Uh, would you grab her a drink? 486 00:25:21,645 --> 00:25:23,397 -[Ed] Absolutely. -[Caroline] Excuse me. 487 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,274 -[John] She likes white wine. -[Ed] Coming right up. 488 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:26,358 I'll be right back. 489 00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:27,860 Anthony. 490 00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:37,911 [Carolyn] I'm so sorry. 491 00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:41,248 John failed to mention I was crashing a sit-down dinner. 492 00:25:41,331 --> 00:25:44,168 Oh, it's fine, please. He does that kind of thing all the time. 493 00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:45,461 [chuckles] 494 00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:50,591 I-I just mean that he's forgetful, not that he's bringing women unannounced. 495 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:56,305 He also didn't mention it's your birthday. Happy birthday. 496 00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:58,057 Thank you. 497 00:25:58,140 --> 00:25:59,808 Oh. There's Ed with your wine. 498 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:02,061 -Thank you. -Sure. 499 00:26:02,770 --> 00:26:05,355 -You wanna drop your coat? -[Carolyn] Sure. 500 00:26:08,942 --> 00:26:09,943 [sighs] 501 00:26:10,027 --> 00:26:13,197 -Wait, what? [chuckles] -I forgot my line. I had to improvise. 502 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:16,366 It's Glengarry Glen Ross. You can't make shit up. 503 00:26:16,450 --> 00:26:19,536 St. Davids put on Joseph's Technicolor Dreamcoat every year, 504 00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:20,746 and John had one line, 505 00:26:20,829 --> 00:26:23,248 and he always went up and then his voice cracked every time. [chuckles] 506 00:26:23,332 --> 00:26:26,835 I did the production at Gravestone. I played Joseph. 507 00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:28,462 [all chattering] 508 00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:31,965 He-He's 73 going on 100. 509 00:26:32,049 --> 00:26:35,677 He-he… I mean, they gotta get a better candidate. 510 00:26:36,178 --> 00:26:37,846 A legislator, not a visionary. 511 00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:43,811 So funny. To this day, when people ask, "Where'd you go to college?" 512 00:26:43,894 --> 00:26:45,562 He says, "In Cambridge." 513 00:26:45,646 --> 00:26:48,315 Yes, Caroline always used to say, "Just outside of Boston." 514 00:26:48,816 --> 00:26:50,192 Like it's not public record. 515 00:26:51,068 --> 00:26:52,945 -Carolyn, where'd you go? -Uh, BU. 516 00:26:53,028 --> 00:26:55,364 Oh, you know what, Serena, I just realized you went to Princeton. 517 00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:57,199 So, you're shit out of luck, aren't you? 518 00:26:57,282 --> 00:26:59,076 Well, okay, I am a proud Tiger, 519 00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:00,953 though we both know that it's not the same thing. 520 00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:03,455 [Anthony] Anyway, say what you were saying earlier about the lamb. 521 00:27:03,539 --> 00:27:04,998 [Caroline] It's my mothers recipe. 522 00:27:05,082 --> 00:27:06,458 [Anthony] Oh, yeah? Really? 523 00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:07,876 -Did you ever cook? -[John] Me? 524 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:08,961 -[Anthony] Yeah. -[John] No. 525 00:27:15,342 --> 00:27:16,426 What are you looking for? 526 00:27:16,510 --> 00:27:17,511 Candles. 527 00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:21,682 Ed was gonna go to the deli, but I know they're here somewhere. 528 00:27:23,392 --> 00:27:24,768 Are you mad at me or something? 529 00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:27,187 Why would I be mad at you, John? 530 00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:30,816 All right, you already don't like her. 531 00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:31,900 [Caroline] I don't know her. 532 00:27:32,609 --> 00:27:35,904 You didn't bother to tell me you were bringing her, so allow me to catch up. 533 00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:37,698 All right, well, that's not her fault. 534 00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:39,700 I mean she understands she wasn't expected here tonight. 535 00:27:39,783 --> 00:27:40,993 Why would you put her in that position? 536 00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:43,745 I really didn't think you would mind. 537 00:27:46,081 --> 00:27:50,711 You say you're feeling older? Wonderful. Act like it. 538 00:27:57,843 --> 00:28:02,222 I'm assuming if you've brought her here tonight, she's important to you? 539 00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:08,562 She is. She's very important to me. 540 00:28:11,732 --> 00:28:14,318 I'm really starting to feel like she's my person. 541 00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:21,408 Then act like she's your person. 542 00:28:34,671 --> 00:28:35,672 [groans] 543 00:28:37,424 --> 00:28:39,217 -[John] I love you. -[Caroline] Love you. 544 00:28:42,512 --> 00:28:46,558 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 545 00:28:46,642 --> 00:28:50,646 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 546 00:28:51,229 --> 00:28:56,068 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Caroline ♪ 547 00:28:56,652 --> 00:29:01,281 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 548 00:29:03,283 --> 00:29:04,660 [all cheering] 549 00:29:11,792 --> 00:29:14,836 Hey, Kelly. Have you seen these drafts for… 550 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:15,921 What? 551 00:29:16,964 --> 00:29:17,965 Nothing. 552 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,510 Oh, shit. Who told you? 553 00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:23,345 Don't worry. Come sit. 554 00:29:23,428 --> 00:29:25,305 No. Do people know? I don't want people to know. 555 00:29:25,389 --> 00:29:26,431 Hilarious. 556 00:29:26,515 --> 00:29:30,644 The one woman who doesn't want to be known as his girlfriend is his girlfriend. 557 00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:33,230 Yeah, I-I don't want to be known as someone's other half. 558 00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:35,357 Neither do I. Trust me. 559 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:40,028 No, Kelly. I didn't mean it's a bad thing to be a famous person's other half. 560 00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:42,406 You and Calvin, you're-you're married. 561 00:29:42,489 --> 00:29:45,617 You have a business together. You're a team. We're… 562 00:29:47,411 --> 00:29:49,079 I don't even know what we are yet. 563 00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:51,373 Well, it's a good thing you didn't start a few years ago. 564 00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:54,042 I mean, he has to settle down soon and get on with it. 565 00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:59,589 John single at 40 is not a good look. You've got good timing. 566 00:29:59,673 --> 00:30:01,049 No, I'm not timing anything. 567 00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:06,013 Oh, I know. You're not like that. [chuckles] That's the beauty of it. 568 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:11,143 And he's such a good guy, and he just keeps getting better. 569 00:30:12,269 --> 00:30:13,854 Don't worry it to death. 570 00:30:14,354 --> 00:30:17,649 Hey, if it all works out, you're here for a couple more years 571 00:30:17,733 --> 00:30:19,735 and then you get to be a Kennedy. 572 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,446 Could be a lot worse. 573 00:30:24,531 --> 00:30:26,950 I just wanted you to know how happy I am for you. 574 00:30:28,243 --> 00:30:31,204 -But even more happy for him. -[giggles] Thanks. 575 00:30:33,206 --> 00:30:35,500 But can you please not tell anyone? 576 00:30:35,584 --> 00:30:36,710 Oh. 577 00:30:36,793 --> 00:30:38,587 Please don't tell Calvin. 578 00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:42,507 Oh, please. Unless something directly affects Calvin, it doesn't exist. 579 00:30:42,591 --> 00:30:47,471 Oh, um, will you come to the meeting at 3:00 today with the flagship architects? 580 00:30:48,221 --> 00:30:49,973 -Three o'clock today? -Mm-hmm. 581 00:30:52,434 --> 00:30:53,894 -Yeah. -[squeals] 582 00:30:56,438 --> 00:30:57,439 Don't tell anyone. 583 00:30:58,648 --> 00:30:59,649 [Kelly] Okay. 584 00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:03,612 [♪ "You Wreck Me" playing] 585 00:31:07,115 --> 00:31:08,992 -Hey, fellas. -[Colin] Hey, John. 586 00:31:10,744 --> 00:31:13,455 -When the little hand-- -[John] Oh, don't give me that. 587 00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:18,001 -How you doing? -[Anthony] Yeah. 588 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,508 -Has she showed up yet? -I haven't seen her. 589 00:31:25,092 --> 00:31:26,885 She did great last night, by the way. 590 00:31:28,261 --> 00:31:29,554 Not sure I did. 591 00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:33,100 I didn't exactly tell Caroline I was bringing someone. 592 00:31:33,183 --> 00:31:34,184 Oh, dude. 593 00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:37,020 And forgot to mention to Carolyn that it was Caroline's birthday. 594 00:31:37,104 --> 00:31:38,105 [laughs] 595 00:31:38,188 --> 00:31:39,523 Or that it was a dinner. 596 00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:41,399 [laughing] Oh, my God. 597 00:31:42,692 --> 00:31:47,614 [sighs] W-Well, I guess you were just being you. 598 00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:49,699 [laughs] 599 00:31:49,783 --> 00:31:52,369 I love you, buddy, but that is kind of classic you shit. 600 00:31:52,953 --> 00:31:54,204 I don't think it works for her. 601 00:31:55,789 --> 00:31:57,958 I don't think it really works for me either anymore. 602 00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:01,128 Yeah, she's the first woman I've dated in years 603 00:32:01,211 --> 00:32:04,005 who's not actively trying to marry me. 604 00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:08,176 Either that or she's playing some Kasparov-level chess. 605 00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:10,887 Well, from what you've been telling me, I don't think she's playing chess. 606 00:32:10,971 --> 00:32:14,516 I-I-I think you just finally met someone who's kinda… 607 00:32:15,684 --> 00:32:16,685 great, 608 00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:19,771 who isn't interested in the bullshit that follows in your wake. 609 00:32:19,855 --> 00:32:21,606 -Not all of it, at least. -[scoffs] 610 00:32:23,150 --> 00:32:25,527 -I just don't want to blow it, you know. -Yeah. 611 00:32:27,112 --> 00:32:30,073 I don't know, so maybe don't? 612 00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:33,368 -Yeah. -Yeah. 613 00:32:33,451 --> 00:32:35,579 Yeah, you're always full of great advice, buddy. 614 00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:36,746 Thank you. [grunts] 615 00:32:37,247 --> 00:32:38,248 [coughs] 616 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,458 -You okay? -Yeah, yeah. 617 00:32:40,542 --> 00:32:41,543 [Tommy] Now, say hut. 618 00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:47,757 [John sighs] 619 00:32:47,841 --> 00:32:49,593 [all chattering] 620 00:32:49,676 --> 00:32:50,886 Ready. Say hut. 621 00:32:51,386 --> 00:32:53,388 [all chattering] 622 00:32:53,471 --> 00:32:54,472 [grunts] 623 00:32:55,849 --> 00:32:57,475 Hey, who knows what time it is? 624 00:32:57,559 --> 00:32:58,810 Uh, it's like 3:45. 625 00:33:00,020 --> 00:33:01,605 -Good catch. -Yeah, thanks. 626 00:33:01,688 --> 00:33:03,356 [all chattering] 627 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,859 -[John] See you. Good game. -Good game. 628 00:33:33,637 --> 00:33:36,056 [singsongy] Hello. 629 00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:38,475 Aye aye aye, sorry about football. 630 00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:41,353 Kelly had me stay late for a meeting. 631 00:33:45,273 --> 00:33:46,900 How was the game? Did you win? 632 00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:48,818 -Yeah. -Yay. 633 00:33:51,404 --> 00:33:53,865 What's a girl gotta do to get a scoop of Chardonnay around here? 634 00:33:55,242 --> 00:33:56,243 It's in the fridge. 635 00:34:05,669 --> 00:34:06,711 What is it? What's wrong? 636 00:34:07,295 --> 00:34:08,421 Nothing. Just… 637 00:34:09,839 --> 00:34:11,258 thinking about how we met. 638 00:34:12,592 --> 00:34:14,219 I'm just trying to remember. 639 00:34:14,803 --> 00:34:16,596 It was Calvin's idea to introduce us, yeah? 640 00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:21,101 Why are you asking me this? 641 00:34:24,104 --> 00:34:26,773 John, what's wrong? You have to tell me right now. 642 00:34:26,856 --> 00:34:30,694 You know, it'd have been fine if you asked him to introduce us. 643 00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:33,405 I didn't ask anyone to introduce us. 644 00:34:34,864 --> 00:34:37,492 Then Calvin did. Then you asked for my number. 645 00:34:37,575 --> 00:34:40,620 Then I didn't give it to you. Then you tracked me down in the showroom. 646 00:34:41,997 --> 00:34:44,082 Okay, I'm not gonna stand here and wait for you 647 00:34:44,165 --> 00:34:45,875 to tell me whatever the fuck this is. 648 00:34:45,959 --> 00:34:47,502 I'm gonna get my shit and leave. 649 00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:49,879 Somebody left a letter in my bag. 650 00:34:50,839 --> 00:34:52,632 It's a lot of stuff about you. 651 00:34:53,383 --> 00:34:55,427 Like men you've dated, 652 00:34:56,678 --> 00:34:57,679 drugs, 653 00:34:58,513 --> 00:35:00,140 shady friends that you've got. 654 00:35:00,223 --> 00:35:03,768 Things like… like you were trying to meet me, 655 00:35:03,852 --> 00:35:05,895 that you were fixated on me. 656 00:35:05,979 --> 00:35:09,608 That you were asking everybody about me, that you were trying to land me. 657 00:35:12,861 --> 00:35:13,987 Where is it? 658 00:35:23,079 --> 00:35:25,332 -Hold on, Carolyn. Wait-- -Shut up. 659 00:35:39,220 --> 00:35:42,974 I've been driving myself crazy trying to figure out what's between us… 660 00:35:45,060 --> 00:35:46,728 where this is going, how strong it is, 661 00:35:46,811 --> 00:35:47,937 and this-this is… 662 00:35:49,272 --> 00:35:50,523 this is how strong it is for you. 663 00:35:51,483 --> 00:35:52,651 Someone writes these terrible things 664 00:35:52,734 --> 00:35:53,735 -about me… -Hold on. 665 00:35:53,818 --> 00:35:55,236 …and some friend of yours shoves it in your bag. 666 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,405 Suddenly everything between us just disappears. 667 00:35:57,489 --> 00:35:59,240 -Carolyn, hold on. -That's all it takes. 668 00:35:59,324 --> 00:36:01,910 -Carol-- Carolyn. -No, this is it. 669 00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:03,662 That's all that's between us. 670 00:36:03,745 --> 00:36:06,665 -Carolyn, just wait a second. -Goodbye, John. 671 00:36:06,748 --> 00:36:07,749 [door closes] 672 00:36:16,424 --> 00:36:18,343 -[phone beeps] -[John on phone] Carolyn. 673 00:36:18,426 --> 00:36:20,637 Please, Carolyn. Where are you? 674 00:36:22,639 --> 00:36:26,976 I'm sorry. Carolyn, please, please call me back. 675 00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:28,770 [♪ "Lover, You should've Come Over" plays] 676 00:36:28,853 --> 00:36:30,146 ♪ Looking out the door, I see the rain ♪ 677 00:36:30,230 --> 00:36:34,067 ♪ Fall upon the funeral mourners ♪ 678 00:36:37,987 --> 00:36:42,450 ♪ Parading in a wake of sad relations ♪ 679 00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:45,328 ♪ As their shoes fill up with water ♪ 680 00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:51,584 [phone rings] 681 00:36:51,668 --> 00:36:54,504 ♪ Maybe I'm too young ♪ 682 00:36:54,587 --> 00:36:55,922 [ringing continues] 683 00:36:56,005 --> 00:36:58,883 ♪ To keep good love from going wrong ♪ 684 00:36:58,967 --> 00:37:00,343 Hello? 685 00:37:01,261 --> 00:37:07,392 ♪ But tonight you're on my mind ♪ 686 00:37:07,475 --> 00:37:09,018 Carolyn? 687 00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:12,689 ♪ So you never know ♪ 688 00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:18,069 ♪ Broken down and hungry for your love ♪ 689 00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:20,780 ♪ With no way to feed it ♪ 690 00:37:20,864 --> 00:37:22,407 [Caroline] So, someone you were playing with? 691 00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:24,033 [John] I mean, I assume so. Yeah. 692 00:37:24,617 --> 00:37:27,287 -We were in the middle of Central Park. -[Caroline] Jesus Christ. 693 00:37:27,871 --> 00:37:30,123 Of all the impulses you've indulged, 694 00:37:30,206 --> 00:37:33,752 whether it's ice climbing or diving for sunken treasure, 695 00:37:33,835 --> 00:37:36,171 -this might be the most thoughtless. -[John sighs] 696 00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:38,798 [Caroline] I mean, for someone who's dragged through the rumor mill 697 00:37:38,882 --> 00:37:40,091 on a daily basis, 698 00:37:40,175 --> 00:37:42,302 you'd think you'd exercise a little more discernment 699 00:37:42,385 --> 00:37:44,679 before running to the woman you claim to care about 700 00:37:44,763 --> 00:37:47,724 with an anonymous letter assassinating her character. 701 00:37:47,807 --> 00:37:50,059 Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking, all right? 702 00:37:50,143 --> 00:37:51,561 It just fucked with my head. 703 00:37:51,644 --> 00:37:53,438 If someone who claimed to be my friend 704 00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:56,274 cravenly stuffed an anonymous note into my bag, 705 00:37:57,317 --> 00:37:59,903 I'd take a really hard look at the company I'm keeping. 706 00:38:03,072 --> 00:38:07,535 People give me a hard time about being closed off and guarded, 707 00:38:08,870 --> 00:38:10,663 but this is why, John. 708 00:38:11,164 --> 00:38:15,001 My whole life, I've watched people ingratiate themselves with Mom. 709 00:38:15,877 --> 00:38:20,131 Calls for play dates with girls at school I never even knew, drove me crazy. 710 00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:24,260 I know you like to give people the benefit of the doubt 711 00:38:24,344 --> 00:38:26,721 because it makes you believe that your life is normal, 712 00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:28,431 but it isn't. 713 00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:34,479 It's never been normal. It never will be normal. 714 00:38:34,562 --> 00:38:38,608 And if you let everyone in because you're afraid of looking like a bad guy… 715 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,194 then who does that leave room for? 716 00:38:41,903 --> 00:38:43,238 So what are you saying I do? 717 00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:46,574 Change my whole world? Fire all my friends? 718 00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:50,245 No. I mean, maybe I could help make suggestions at a later date. 719 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:51,329 [scoffs] 720 00:38:55,333 --> 00:39:00,338 You were raised by judicious women. You know who you can trust. 721 00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:04,342 Yeah, I trust her. She's the only one who doesn't want something from me. 722 00:39:04,425 --> 00:39:05,802 Well, that's obviously not true. 723 00:39:07,053 --> 00:39:09,848 Because if she cares about you, she's going to have wants and needs. 724 00:39:10,807 --> 00:39:14,269 They just shouldn't have anything to do with your access or your notoriety. 725 00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:17,772 No, she doesn't even want to talk to me. I don't blame her. 726 00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:19,065 Then try harder. 727 00:39:19,148 --> 00:39:21,067 And if it doesn't work out, then learn from it 728 00:39:21,150 --> 00:39:22,443 and be better next time. 729 00:39:23,987 --> 00:39:26,364 -Just please, no more actresses. -[chuckles] 730 00:39:26,447 --> 00:39:28,074 They're way too high maintenance. 731 00:39:29,826 --> 00:39:30,827 [Caroline sighs] 732 00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:34,372 -I love you. -Love you. 733 00:39:37,083 --> 00:39:38,501 [sighs] 734 00:40:08,865 --> 00:40:11,701 -How'd you get in here? -[John] The super let me in. 735 00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:17,123 -I'm gonna get him fired. -Please don't. 736 00:40:20,335 --> 00:40:21,628 John, don't. 737 00:40:23,796 --> 00:40:25,340 There's no coming back from that. 738 00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:26,716 I'm an idiot. 739 00:40:26,799 --> 00:40:28,843 You're not an idiot. You're just weak. 740 00:40:28,927 --> 00:40:34,682 Yes. Yes, absolutely, I'm weak. I have a weakness, a big one. 741 00:40:34,766 --> 00:40:35,767 Don't. 742 00:40:37,644 --> 00:40:41,272 The world gets out of my way. It just winks and waves me through. 743 00:40:41,356 --> 00:40:44,150 It gives me what I want when I want it, mostly. 744 00:40:46,361 --> 00:40:49,155 I enjoy the way the world treats me. 745 00:40:49,238 --> 00:40:50,698 -[Carolyn chuckles] -Who wouldn't? 746 00:40:51,824 --> 00:40:53,952 But I know that deep down… 747 00:40:55,745 --> 00:40:57,455 the way I live my life isn't real. 748 00:41:03,503 --> 00:41:06,381 So when someone wrote that, wrote that you were not real, 749 00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:10,051 that you were exactly what I was afraid of, 750 00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:12,887 it made me doubt my whole experience with you, 751 00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:18,267 because my experience is generally not trustworthy, you know. 752 00:41:20,895 --> 00:41:24,357 I'm always trying to understand what parts are real and what parts aren't. 753 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:25,566 But us… 754 00:41:26,651 --> 00:41:29,112 That felt so, so real. 755 00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:39,497 The whole world makes you look unreal. 756 00:41:40,707 --> 00:41:44,752 But when it was just… just us, just you and me, no world, that was… 757 00:41:49,382 --> 00:41:54,387 You somehow seemed so much better than the world's version, and then you didn't. 758 00:41:56,806 --> 00:41:59,017 This, I don't wear this because I love my father. 759 00:42:01,185 --> 00:42:05,481 I wear this to remind me that what he seemed to be, he wasn't. 760 00:42:07,066 --> 00:42:09,819 And anyone else who seems as wonderful as he did, they're… 761 00:42:11,946 --> 00:42:13,239 they're probably not either. 762 00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:18,286 I wear it to remind me to be careful, and I am. I'm… 763 00:42:21,622 --> 00:42:22,790 [sniffles] 764 00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:25,084 I'm… I'm too careful. 765 00:42:26,169 --> 00:42:27,670 [John] And I'm not careful enough. 766 00:42:29,213 --> 00:42:34,302 Everything for me right now, it's all question marks except for you. 767 00:42:35,053 --> 00:42:41,100 You, this, this is where I begin if you let me. I… 768 00:42:42,769 --> 00:42:43,770 I love you. 769 00:42:46,814 --> 00:42:48,566 I love you so much, Carolyn. 770 00:42:49,108 --> 00:42:50,943 I never thought I could love someone like this. 771 00:42:51,819 --> 00:42:53,905 I couldn't until now. 772 00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:56,407 [sobs] 773 00:42:56,491 --> 00:42:57,575 Until you. 774 00:43:01,037 --> 00:43:02,038 That's real. 775 00:43:03,206 --> 00:43:04,248 This is real. 776 00:43:05,958 --> 00:43:07,376 And I want to start right now. 777 00:43:13,633 --> 00:43:14,717 I love you too. 778 00:43:36,823 --> 00:43:37,865 [Carolyn sighs] 779 00:43:43,454 --> 00:43:44,997 I don't want to keep it a secret. 780 00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:47,875 We'll get to that later. 781 00:44:01,848 --> 00:44:03,850 [♪ "Linger" playing] 782 00:44:09,897 --> 00:44:14,902 [♪ vocalizing] 783 00:44:24,912 --> 00:44:29,458 [♪ vocalizing continues] 784 00:44:50,313 --> 00:44:54,692 ♪ If you, if you could return ♪ 785 00:44:54,775 --> 00:44:59,530 ♪ Don't let it burn, don't let it fade ♪ 786 00:44:59,614 --> 00:45:04,619 ♪ I'm sure I'm not being rude But it's just your attitude ♪ 787 00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:10,458 ♪ It's tearing me apart It's ruinin' everything ♪ 788 00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:14,921 ♪ And I swore, I swore I would be true ♪ 789 00:45:15,004 --> 00:45:18,591 ♪ And, honey, so did you ♪ 790 00:45:18,674 --> 00:45:22,595 ♪ So why were you holding her hand? ♪ 791 00:45:22,678 --> 00:45:25,014 ♪ Is that the way we stand? ♪ 792 00:45:25,097 --> 00:45:30,061 ♪ Were you lyin' all the time? Was it just a game to you? ♪ 793 00:45:30,144 --> 00:45:34,649 ♪ But I'm in so deep ♪ 794 00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:39,320 ♪ You know I'm such a fool for you ♪ 795 00:45:40,821 --> 00:45:41,822 Jesus. 796 00:45:41,906 --> 00:45:45,201 ♪ You got me wrapped around your finger ♪ 797 00:45:45,284 --> 00:45:48,037 ♪ Do you have to let it linger? ♪ 798 00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,373 ♪ Do you have to, do you have to ♪ 799 00:45:50,456 --> 00:45:53,834 ♪ Do you have to let it linger? ♪ 800 00:45:54,752 --> 00:46:01,133 ♪ Oh, I thought the world of you ♪ 801 00:46:01,217 --> 00:46:06,180 ♪ I thought nothing could go wrong ♪ 802 00:46:06,264 --> 00:46:12,061 ♪ But I was wrong, I was wrong ♪ 803 00:46:12,144 --> 00:46:16,399 ♪ If you, if you could get by ♪ 804 00:46:16,482 --> 00:46:19,777 ♪ Trying not to lie ♪ 805 00:46:20,278 --> 00:46:23,739 ♪ Things wouldn't be so confused ♪ 806 00:46:23,823 --> 00:46:26,325 ♪ And I wouldn't feel so used ♪ 807 00:46:26,409 --> 00:46:31,497 ♪ But you always really knew I just wanna be with you ♪ 808 00:46:31,580 --> 00:46:35,960 ♪ But I'm in so deep ♪ 809 00:46:36,043 --> 00:46:41,007 ♪ You know I'm such a fool for you ♪ 810 00:46:41,090 --> 00:46:46,345 ♪ You got me wrapped around your finger ♪ 811 00:46:46,429 --> 00:46:49,265 ♪ Do you have to let it linger? ♪ 812 00:46:49,348 --> 00:46:51,892 ♪ Do you have to, do you have to ♪ 813 00:46:51,976 --> 00:46:55,146 ♪ Do you have to let it linger? ♪ 814 00:46:55,229 --> 00:46:57,148 [song fades]