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[siren wailing]

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[♪ somber music playing]

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[vehicles passing]

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[John] Feels weird to be back.

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[Carolyn] Hey, I was more than happy
to stay on that boat,

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sail it around the world.

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-Yeah?
-Mm-hmm.

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You're not sick of me
after those two weeks?

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Yes, those matching tattoos we got

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was my way of telling you
I need a little space.

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[chuckles]

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[kisses]

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-Wait a sec.
-Hmm?

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Aren't I supposed
to carry you across the threshold?

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What? [chuckles]

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The groom is supposed to carry
his new bride through the doorway,

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-otherwise it's bad juju.
-Mm-hmm. We don't have a doorway.

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Shit.

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You could carry me off the elevator.

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You're my wife.

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-I'm your wife.
-[chuckles] I can't stop saying that.

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You don't have to.

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[softly] Good.

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-Mr. Kennedy.
-[paparazzi clamoring]

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Sorry?

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[♪ playful music playing]

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What do we do?

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I'll take you in, and then
I'll come back out for the bags.

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Okay.

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[clamoring continues]

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Oh, my God. Give us some space.

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Oh, Oprah, Barbara Walters,
The Today Show.

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Everybody and their mother wants
to sit down with you.

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Look who's the belle of the ball now.

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Yeah, that's just what this moment needs:
more publicity.

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I mean, yeah,
how are we gonna get to our car?

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Well, they're all just clamoring

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for the first official shots of you and I
as husband and wife.

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Wait, I thought that's why we issued
the photo of you kissing my hand.

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Listen, I promise you,

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if we go down there and let them
get a couple clean shots of us,

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-they'll pack up and go.
-[sighs]

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And then you and I can
go have a nice, long brunch.

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You make it sound
like we'd be posing for a portrait.

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Don't you remember
how insane it was yesterday?

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Well, what if I go down
and talk to them first?

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Yeah, and say what?

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I'll tell them they can get their shots,
but they got to back off.

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[chuckles]

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-And give us some space…
-Hmm.

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…while we re-acclimate.

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A peace offering.

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Maybe you could lead them in song as well?

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Get everyone to harmonize?

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-You know I'm tone-deaf.
-Oh.

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-I wish I knew that before we got married.
-[chuckles]

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Just trust me.

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I trust you.

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-Good.
-[chuckles]

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[paparazzi clamoring]

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Hello. Hi. [clears throat]

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Uh, if you'll all indulge me for a moment,
I'm going to bring my wife down.

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I just ask that, you know, getting married
is a big adjustment.

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And for her, who was a private citizen
up until two weeks ago, it's even more so.

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So, I just ask that, you know,
any privacy you can give her

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while she makes that adjustment,
would be greatly appreciated.

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Thank you.

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-[paparazzo 1] Wait, John…
-[paparazzi clamoring]

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[inhales]

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-How'd it go?
-Great.

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-Hmm.
-They're gonna love you.

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-[chuckles]
-They already love you. Look at you.

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I got you.

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[paparazzi clamoring]

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John, how was the honeymoon?

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Great. I highly recommend it.

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Carolyn, are you enjoying married life?

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Any little John-Johns on the way?

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Not even gonna buy us a drink first, Sean?

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Uh, Vegas has the odds
at 3-to-1 it's a boy.

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Carolyn, don't twins run in your family?

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Thanks, folks. Appreciate it.

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[clamoring continues]

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[paparazzo 2] Smile.

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Hey. Off the car.

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[knocks on window]

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[engine starts]

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Hey, come on, guys. What did I just say?

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I don't think they're going anywhere.

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[John exhales] What did Caroline
and Ed get us again?

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A beautiful pearl-encrusted pillow
with our monograms on it.

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Oh, I put together
that list of stylists you asked for.

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Great. When can we meet 'em?

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We?

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You know
I don't actually work here, right?

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Hey, I can set you up
with an office right here, right now.

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Yeah, well, hopefully I have one
at Ralph Lauren after today.

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How do you feel about that?

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Good, I think.

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I haven't interviewed for a job
since I started at Calvin Klein.

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Well, Ralph Lauren called you personally,

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so I think the job is yours
for the taking.

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Yeah, well, that's what makes me nervous.

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I just want it to be because of
my qualifications, not because…

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You're the most famous woman in America?

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[gags]

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I'm proud of you.

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I haven't even gotten the job yet.

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-Yeah, well, I'm ready to be a kept man…
-[Carolyn chuckles]

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…so don't fuck it up.

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Berman pushed your meeting
with Allison Menno to 6:00.

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Okay. Thank you.

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Ooh. I gotta go. Wish me luck.

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You don't need it.

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Oh, uh…

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Don't forget we're taking
RoseMarie out for her birthday this week.

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I did not forget
that we're taking her out,

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-or that it was her birthday.
-Mm-hmm.

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Good luck.

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-[shrieks]
-Love you.

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Love you too. Bye.

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[John] Bye.

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[chuckles]

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We could not be more excited to have you.

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I mean, we have been talking
about what an amazing addition

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you would be to this team forever.

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Well before you left Calvin Klein.

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This is such a watershed moment
for the company, preparing to go public.

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I'm just so excited I can help
spearhead that transition, so thank you.

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[♪ pensive music playing]

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[paparazzi clamoring]

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I am so sorry. I-I had…

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I had no idea.

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No idea.

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The feedback from media buyers is
that we have a brand identity conflict.

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Not intellectual enough for wonks,
or glossy enough for tabloid consumers.

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I realize
your waning circulation isn't ideal,

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but you have an astonishing amount
of free media in the wake of your wedding.

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Your wife is a global sensation
in her own right.

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Michael mentioned you two probably
wouldn't be comfortable

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posing for the cover,
but from a PR standpoint,

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it would be a fucking juggernaut.

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[Berman] Yeah, and according to Page Six,

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she's already been offered the covers
of both Vogue and Harper's Bazaar.

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And she turned them both down.

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And, sorry, just so I'm clear,

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you don't want Carolyn's input,
but you'd happily put her on our cover?

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If it combats the narrative
that we are a sinking ship? Yes.

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[Allison] All I'm saying is,

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you two have a hundred paparazzi camped
outside your apartment day in and day out.

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You might as well find a way
to use it to your advantage.

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My relationship is not the solution
to our problem.

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And Carolyn is trying
to make a very conscious effort

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to not attract any more attention
to herself, and I want to respect that.

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So that's off the table.

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Where are we on the George TV show?

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I told the network I'd be willing
to do an intro to each episode,

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but we still need a host.

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You know,

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I just don't understand
why you're willing to narrate

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Ed's documentary for HBO,
but it comes to your own show--

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Wait, what?

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I spoke with Richard Plepler at HBO.

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He told me you're narrating a documentary
on your father's legacy

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that Ed is executive producing.

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Well, this is the first I'm hearing of it.

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[Berman scoffs]

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Not so fun to be kept in the dark, is it?

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Well, I go down to the lobby
and there's a paparazzo trying

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to bribe the concierge,
and he's just waving lira in his face.

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Mind you, we'd been in Turkey
less than 12 hours.

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Well… [exhales] …at least we know
your appeal translates to the Near East.

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What did Carolyn say?

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I didn't tell her.

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I wasn't gonna ruin our trip
right out of the gate.

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I didn't say anything.

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Gin. It's like four games
in a row I've won.

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I'm starting to get concerned.

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You okay?

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Yeah, I'm fine.

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[chuckles] Uh…

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[clears throat] I don't want to make
a big thing out of it. I, um… [gulps]

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I went to get a screening the other day.

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They, uh… they found some nodules.

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Okay, um…

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[smacks lips] What does that, um…
What does that mean exactly?

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Well, it's not ideal. [chuckles]

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It means the cancer is back.
[clears throat]

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Apparently, it… [stutters] …leapfrogged
from my balls to my lungs.

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Wait, didn't you have a negative scan,
like, three months ago?

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And three months before that.
And a year before that.

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Anyway, doctor is confident
he can get them all out.

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And you've met the man.
He's, uh… [chuckles]

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He's got the bedside manner
of a prison warden, so--

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Y-You need to be getting treatment
at the NCI.

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I know the director, uh, Dr. Clauser.
I'll call him now.

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[chuckles] Why don't you call
the surgeon general while you're at it?

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Look. I-I appreciate your concern, really,
but could we just take a beat, please?

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What I really would like to do is
just go get a proper drink.

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[sighs]

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Yeah, okay.

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You're buying, obviously.

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Let me get my wallet.

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[exhales]

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You coming?

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Yeah, yeah, I'll be right there.

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I still don't know
how they found out I was there.

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I didn't think anyone was following me.

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Yeah, someone must have seen you go in.

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-How'd you leave it with them?
-I just apologized.

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I said it was obvious that my presence
at the company would be an imposition.

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I'm sorry, baby.

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-You want me to call Ralph?
-No.

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-I feel like I'm partially responsible.
-No, no.

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I think we should just leave it alone.

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[John exhales]

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Have you thought
about what you're gonna say to Ed?

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Yeah. Stop rubber-stamping business deals
with my fucking name.

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Or my father's for that matter.

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You have every right to be upset,
but they are hosting this party for us.

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Yeah, a party we didn't ask for.

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[camera shutters click]

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[paparazzi clamoring]

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Come on, guys, make some space.

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[paparazzo 1] Right here, sweetheart.

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-[Carolyn] John. [grunts]
-Carolyn.

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Carolyn!

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Guys, I ca-- I can't see.

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Carolyn.

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[paparazzo 3] Come on, princess.

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Back it up. Give us some space!

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[paparazzo 4]
Give us something to work with, baby!

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[John] Get out of here!

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-[doorman] Back off. Get out.
-You okay?

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-Yes, I'm fine.
-You sure?

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-[doorman] Get out of here.
-It's late. Let's just go.

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[Ed] I'm not sure I see where the issue
is. This is in the preliminary stage--

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No, the fact that you put my name
on something about my father

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without consulting me first.

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I never said that you agreed to it.
I simply suggested that we involve you--

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If this is how you want to capitalize
on our father's legacy, fine.

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Just leave me out of it.

243
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:38,294
What do you call this?

244
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:40,880
[John] It's tongue-in-cheek.

245
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:44,092
Everyone else gets to poke fun
at the family lore. Why shouldn't we?

246
00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:45,718
Because it isn't funny, John.

247
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:48,346
In fact, it's tone-deaf
and incredibly embarrassing.

248
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:51,349
Since when did you become
the steward of the family legacy?

249
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:53,101
Since you started dressing up celebrities

250
00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:54,393
like our father's alleged mistress,

251
00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:56,229
-I guess.
-[John exhales]

252
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,689
I mean, are you that desperate
to boost sales

253
00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:01,776
that you have to resort
to cheap, tawdry publicity stunts?

254
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,694
Oh, your husband doesn't seem
to mind my publicity

255
00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:06,948
since he's leveraging it
for a documentary about our father.

256
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:10,618
Hey, first of all, it was green-lit
before I ever mentioned your name,

257
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:13,121
and secondly,
I think Caroline was more hurt

258
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:14,622
that you didn't at least
give her a heads-up--

259
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:17,375
-Oh, take a laugh, Ed. Seriously.
-Don't talk to him like that.

260
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:18,584
It's okay. It's okay.

261
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:22,880
God, what's mind-boggling to me is
that you complain incessantly

262
00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:25,967
about wanting the magazine
to stand on its own merits,

263
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:28,928
yet routinely insert yourself
into the narrative.

264
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,681
You know, if you had actually stuck
your neck out and tried something--

265
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,725
I've written two books, John.
One on the merits of privacy.

266
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:36,644
You ought to give it a once-over.

267
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,439
If I had known that you didn't
wanna take part in the documentary,

268
00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:42,316
-I wouldn't have--
-No one's gonna take part in it.

269
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,443
I shut it down.

270
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:51,951
[chuckles] God, you're unbelievable.

271
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,122
[door slams]

272
00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:00,585
You're lucky Mom couldn't come tonight.

273
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:02,962
Why, was she planning
on giving another toast?

274
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,298
Did you tell her about the interview?

275
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:09,051
-No, I told her I had one.
-[inhales, exhales]

276
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,555
How do you think
the press found out about it?

277
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:14,223
I don't know.

278
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,062
You don't think
it could've been anyone I told, right?

279
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,315
Oh, God, I hope not.

280
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,650
There's no point in trying
to keep Mom in the dark about this stuff.

281
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,903
She can read all about it
the next day in the press.

282
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,405
She told me
she's abstaining from any publication

283
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:30,948
that even mentions me.

284
00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:33,075
Well, she's gonna have
a blast reading The Economist

285
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,243
for the rest of her life.

286
00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:39,248
[grunts] I'm just trying
to avoid an "I told you so"

287
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,709
for as long as humanly possible.

288
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:46,214
Can you blame her?
Like, what the fuck is going on?

289
00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:47,465
I don't know.

290
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:48,549
I mean…

291
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:52,303
Obviously, I knew it'd be a little crazy
when we got back.

292
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:55,973
-I'm not naive, but this is--
-It's diabolical.

293
00:16:57,433 --> 00:17:00,061
Like, before we got married,

294
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,606
there'd be a few photographers waiting
outside a restaurant.

295
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,274
They'd get their shots,
and they'd go home,

296
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,068
but now they just…

297
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,946
They-They don't… They don't go home.

298
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:15,952
Like, they sleep in tents on our sidewalk
and seemingly spawn overnight.

299
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:19,872
I think it's safe to say that John's
little honeymoon speech fell on deaf ears.

300
00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:23,251
Yeah. We probably should
have workshopped that one.

301
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:27,088
I would've advised him not to tell
the press I'm no longer a private citizen.

302
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:32,134
I just think it's a little weird
that he only asked for privacy for you.

303
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,720
Like, he's fine with all of the attention.

304
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,931
"Please don't aggrieve my fragile wife."

305
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:40,518
Okay. I'd like to see you try
and wrangle a thousand reporters.

306
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,270
-[sighs]
-I need a drink.

307
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:47,692
-Okay, but I think it's a cash bar.
-[laughing]

308
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,863
Have you thought about which charities
you'll lend your name to?

309
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,532
Lend my name?

310
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:57,743
You know, Jackie was
a fierce conservationist.

311
00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:00,788
Single-handedly saved
Grand Central Terminal.

312
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:04,292
We've kept a board seat warm for you
at the Municipal Art Society.

313
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,711
-Ditto for the American Ballet.
-[chuckles]

314
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:11,716
Now is the time for you
to solidify your philanthropic credentials

315
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:14,969
before John answers the call, so to speak.

316
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,512
-[Anthony coughing]
-[Carolyn chuckles]

317
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,931
Carolyn, can I have
a glass of water, please? [coughs]

318
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:21,892
I'm so sorry.
Just excuse me for one moment.

319
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:25,146
[coughs, exhales]

320
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:26,230
Are you okay?

321
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:29,233
Yes, I'm fine. I'm shielding you
from those witches of East Hampton.

322
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:33,446
[both laughing]

323
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:37,325
-You are twisted, you know that?
-[laughs]

324
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:39,368
Well… [sucks teeth, clears throat]

325
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:42,622
You know, I've never been to a party
that was thrown for people

326
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:43,956
who weren't invited to another party.

327
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,375
-[chuckles] Yes.
-Like, on principle,

328
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,794
attending this as a guest
would be my own personal hell.

329
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,504
Yeah. Yes. Yes.

330
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,758
-Yes. Speaking of people not invited…
-Hmm?

331
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:58,971
I heard my mother sent you hair clips
as her wedding gifts.

332
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:01,891
-And scrunchies. [laughs]
-And scrunchies. [laughs]

333
00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:06,187
Well, huh, hell hath no fury
like a slighted Bouvier.

334
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,147
I told John to invite her.

335
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,440
Yeah.

336
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,152
How are you feeling?

337
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:17,281
Oh, just… peachy. [chuckles]

338
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,787
John said you were feeling optimistic
about the new clinical trial.

339
00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:25,414
Is that what he said?

340
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,916
[♪ wistful music playing]

341
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,211
-You know he can only think positively.
-I know, I know.

342
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:35,591
I have had a front-row seat to John's
version of reality my whole life,

343
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,969
and fortunately for me,
it's no longer my responsibility

344
00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:40,513
to remind him that he is a mere mortal

345
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:43,683
and that he cannot will things
into fruition.

346
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:46,435
-Best of luck.
-Mm-hmm.

347
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,438
-Do not call me for advice. I'm retired.
-[chuckles]

348
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:53,734
-[guests laughing]
-Ugh.

349
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:55,444
-All right, I gotta make the rounds.
-Yes, you do.

350
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,239
-You need anything else?
-I'm okay.

351
00:19:58,322 --> 00:19:59,365
Okay.

352
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,827
-Hey.
-Hmm?

353
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:06,831
You're a good sport.

354
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:23,305
[party guests chattering]

355
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:27,476
So, what's this I hear about you possibly
dipping your toe in the political waters?

356
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:31,147
Oh. I didn't realize you were
still on Uncle Teddy's payroll.

357
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,650
[chuckles] I'm a political consultant.
I'm on everyone's payroll.

358
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:35,735
Yeah.

359
00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:38,028
There's just been a lot
of chatter in the cloakroom

360
00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:40,406
as to how the party might best deploy you.

361
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:41,907
Oh.

362
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:45,035
Uh, I'm just saying,

363
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:49,498
senator sounds a lot better
than former editor of George.

364
00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:52,710
[guests laughing]

365
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,672
[consultant] Do you need me
to butter up your wife?

366
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:57,923
No.

367
00:20:58,007 --> 00:20:59,884
Do not say anything to her about this.

368
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,969
[Carolyn, guests laughing]

369
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:06,807
Well, she can certainly work a room.

370
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:14,982
Do-do, do, do, do. Again, again, again.

371
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:17,818
-Do, do, do-do.
-[kid 1] Again.

372
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,404
[imitates airplane]

373
00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:21,614
Ah.

374
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:24,617
Can we go downstairs
and get some candy from Edgar?

375
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:28,120
I thought you'd never ask.
[whispering] Let's go.

376
00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:30,831
[kid 2 giggling]

377
00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:33,125
-[John imitates airplane]
-[kid 2 giggling]

378
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:43,052
Where's my other daughter?

379
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:44,804
[kid 2] Stop.

380
00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:46,055
-Excuse me.
-[John] No way!

381
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,223
[kid 2 giggles]

382
00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:50,559
[doorman] There it is.
[exhales] Blow on it. Blow.

383
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:51,811
[blows]

384
00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:52,937
[chuckles]

385
00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:54,897
-You're right.
-[kid 1 giggles]

386
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,107
-[doorman] Very special ball.
-[kid 1 giggles]

387
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,361
-[doorman] Where?
-[Carolyn chuckles]

388
00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:01,612
[paparazzo 5] There she is!

389
00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,280
Hey, let's go upstairs.

390
00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:05,324
Yeah, we don't wanna be down here.

391
00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,701
-[softly] Bye.
-[elevator bell dings]

392
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:10,913
What are you doing?

393
00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:11,997
What? I-I wasn't…

394
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,292
[sighs]

395
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,170
[♪ somber music plays]

396
00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:21,465
I… I'm so sorry.

397
00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:24,510
The last thing I'd ever wanna do is
endanger one of your kids--

398
00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:25,594
It's fine.

399
00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:31,392
Yeah, she asked me to get candy with her.

400
00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:33,894
I wasn't expecting
they'd take photos of us inside.

401
00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:35,896
'Cause they normally exhibit
so much restraint?

402
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,449
[guests chattering]

403
00:22:57,501 --> 00:23:00,421
Look, you know
that I have very strict boundaries

404
00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:03,299
when it comes to my children
and the press,

405
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:06,260
so if you and John are going
to spend any time with them,

406
00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:09,597
you have to be very mindful
of this feeding frenzy you bring with you

407
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:10,931
everywhere you go.

408
00:23:11,015 --> 00:23:12,892
I understand.

409
00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:15,811
I mean, I'm still getting used
to this feeding frenzy.

410
00:23:17,021 --> 00:23:20,024
I would think you of all people would
be able to empathize with my situation.

411
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,610
I didn't choose this, Carolyn.

412
00:23:23,569 --> 00:23:25,738
You could've lived any other life,

413
00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:28,574
but you chose this one.

414
00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:31,452
I chose your brother
in spite of this life.

415
00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:33,621
Well… [chuckles] …then I don't really know
what to tell you.

416
00:23:33,704 --> 00:23:34,914
[scoffs]

417
00:23:34,997 --> 00:23:36,415
[♪ somber music playing]

418
00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:47,593
Look, I… I know I'm not someone
you'd normally associate with.

419
00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:48,928
[scoffs]

420
00:23:49,011 --> 00:23:50,846
But I love your brother
more than anything,

421
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:54,224
and I just don't want there
to be any animosity between us.

422
00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:02,149
Well, we should get back to the party.

423
00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:03,484
We've been gone a long time.

424
00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:14,578
You okay?

425
00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:18,499
I'll be fine.

426
00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:23,712
-I can see the wheels turning in there.
-[chuckles]

427
00:24:24,338 --> 00:24:25,589
What are you thinking about?

428
00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:32,012
-How cold your feet are.
-[chuckles]

429
00:24:32,096 --> 00:24:33,305
[♪ gentle music playing]

430
00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:38,477
I know we're in the thick of it right now,
but this will pass.

431
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:42,106
I promise. Okay?

432
00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:48,404
-When?
-Soon.

433
00:24:56,704 --> 00:24:58,205
You know how much I love you?

434
00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:01,959
How much?

435
00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:04,461
-It's unquantifiable.
-[chuckles] Mmm.

436
00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:10,009
-You're not that good at math, though.
-[chuckles]

437
00:25:10,092 --> 00:25:11,218
So… [chuckles]

438
00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:18,809
I wish we could stay here forever.

439
00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:21,228
-In bed?
-No.

440
00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:25,190
Just here.

441
00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:30,404
In this moment.

442
00:26:09,026 --> 00:26:12,905
Where is she, John?
Come on. We haven't seen her all week.

443
00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:20,621
[Carolyn] At least she had the courtesy
to conceal my identity.

444
00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:23,540
[caller] CKB. Oh, yeah, very subtle.

445
00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:25,417
Is that just so you can't
sue her ass for libel?

446
00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:27,294
Hey, none of the other publications
are worried

447
00:26:27,377 --> 00:26:30,798
about smearing my reputation,
so why should she?

448
00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:33,592
I'll call you back.

449
00:26:36,678 --> 00:26:39,640
-Jesus, it's fucking freezing out there.
-How far did you run?

450
00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:41,475
-Up to the catacombs.
-Hmm.

451
00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:44,061
Ooh. Your lips are cold.

452
00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:48,774
Are you training
for something I'm not aware of?

453
00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:51,360
Well, this holiday weight's
not gonna lose itself.

454
00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:54,488
Hmm. Yeah, you've really let yourself go.

455
00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:57,199
[John chuckles]

456
00:26:57,282 --> 00:26:59,409
Hey, was anything messengered over for me?

457
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:01,161
No. Why?

458
00:27:01,245 --> 00:27:03,997
One of the Murphy Brown producers are
supposed to be sending me a script today.

459
00:27:04,081 --> 00:27:06,125
Do you have, like, a big part
in this show or something?

460
00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:09,211
No. No, it's just like one scene
with Candice Bergen.

461
00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:12,089
I'm handing her a copy
of the new issue of George.

462
00:27:12,172 --> 00:27:14,967
What if they make you a series regular?

463
00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:17,177
How will you choose
between Hollywood stardom and George?

464
00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:20,347
Well, I don't think it's that big
of a role, but maybe…

465
00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:22,349
Oh, baby, I was joking.

466
00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:25,394
-But good to know where your head's at.
-Mm-hmm.

467
00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:28,480
How are they even finding time for this?
Your schedule's insane.

468
00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:32,818
Well, fortunately,
that is a RoseMarie problem, not mine.

469
00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:36,572
Weren't you supposed
to be seeing Dr. Waters today?

470
00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:40,284
-Yeah, I don't think he's for me.
-Mmm?

471
00:27:42,536 --> 00:27:45,330
Our last session,
I told him I wasn't sleeping,

472
00:27:45,414 --> 00:27:46,415
and, um…

473
00:27:47,374 --> 00:27:51,879
he said a woman's mind is
an ocean of secrets.

474
00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:56,300
That's it. That was the only insight.

475
00:27:57,634 --> 00:27:59,678
Speaking of healing,
what time's your lunch?

476
00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:01,346
-Two o'clock.
-Mm-hmm.

477
00:28:01,430 --> 00:28:04,266
I don't think she wants us duking it out
over the lunch rush.

478
00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:05,934
Yeah, just hear her out

479
00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:08,770
and don't be afraid
to swallow your pride if you have to.

480
00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:11,273
But I don't think
she's going to concede to anything.

481
00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:13,942
-She's the most stubborn person I know.
-Okay, see that right there?

482
00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:15,944
That's not gonna help you mend things
with your sister.

483
00:28:17,738 --> 00:28:19,031
And don't bring up Ed.

484
00:28:19,114 --> 00:28:21,491
You two will just… go in circles.

485
00:28:21,575 --> 00:28:24,286
Yeah, well, she needs to understand
that you are my priority now.

486
00:28:26,914 --> 00:28:28,707
It shouldn't have to be one or the other.

487
00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:31,335
You need your sister.

488
00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:33,962
Make it right.

489
00:28:35,005 --> 00:28:36,006
All right.

490
00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:39,676
-I'm gonna go shower.
-Mm-hmm.

491
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:40,761
Yeah.

492
00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:43,805
-And don't be late!
-Okay.

493
00:29:07,955 --> 00:29:10,040
I read your interview
with Reverend Graham.

494
00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:13,126
-It was beautiful.
-Oh.

495
00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:15,003
Thank you.

496
00:29:15,087 --> 00:29:18,382
"Where does our own free will end,
and God's will begin?"

497
00:29:20,509 --> 00:29:22,219
Sounds like you had a lot on your mind.

498
00:29:23,345 --> 00:29:26,556
Yeah, well, it's been
a pretty stressful couple of months.

499
00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:30,268
And you and I not talking
hasn't made it any easier.

500
00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:34,356
I was really hoping
you'd have reached out to her by now.

501
00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:36,066
-To say what?
-I don't know.

502
00:29:36,149 --> 00:29:39,778
Extend an olive branch?
De-escalate the situation?

503
00:29:41,655 --> 00:29:45,659
Look, I just think
the whole documentary thing stirred up

504
00:29:45,742 --> 00:29:47,327
some bigger issues,

505
00:29:47,411 --> 00:29:50,747
which is that I sometimes feel
like I'm relegated to the kids' table,

506
00:29:50,831 --> 00:29:52,541
like I'm not trusted enough
to weigh in, or--

507
00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:55,002
I honestly didn't think that much of it
when he told me,

508
00:29:55,085 --> 00:29:57,963
and because you already have
so much going on all the time,

509
00:29:58,672 --> 00:30:01,049
and you occupy such a huge space
in our family

510
00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:03,927
that Ed wanting to carve out
something small for himself

511
00:30:04,011 --> 00:30:05,971
would barely be a blip on your radar.

512
00:30:06,054 --> 00:30:08,390
-It's a very personal project.
-I agree.

513
00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:11,268
Which is why I felt like my husband
could be entrusted with it.

514
00:30:11,977 --> 00:30:14,688
And then
when you unilaterally shut it down,

515
00:30:14,771 --> 00:30:17,190
it felt
like you were wielding your cachet,

516
00:30:17,274 --> 00:30:20,902
making it very clear that the buck stops
with you and only you in this family.

517
00:30:20,986 --> 00:30:22,279
But that's not even true.

518
00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:26,199
I've been answering to you my whole life.

519
00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:29,494
Well, that obviously isn't
our dynamic anymore.

520
00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:32,372
[exhales]

521
00:30:32,873 --> 00:30:35,834
So I… I should've talked to you
before I shut it down.

522
00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:38,211
I'm sorry.

523
00:30:47,596 --> 00:30:48,889
How's Carolyn holding up?

524
00:30:52,142 --> 00:30:55,353
I read the news like everybody else.
I know she's been struggling.

525
00:30:55,437 --> 00:31:00,358
-Well, a lot of it is exaggerated.
-Well, I don't know about that.

526
00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:03,361
All the reports on our friction have
been pretty spot-on.

527
00:31:03,445 --> 00:31:06,990
Well, it's, um… obviously,
hasn't been easy.

528
00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:11,328
You know, the paparazzi camp
outside of her gynecologist's office,

529
00:31:11,411 --> 00:31:13,538
the press calls her a drug addict.

530
00:31:13,622 --> 00:31:15,999
They publish photos of her
leaving therapy.

531
00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:19,211
-It's just a lot.
-I'm sorry.

532
00:31:21,463 --> 00:31:22,464
For everything.

533
00:31:24,508 --> 00:31:25,801
It's deplorable.

534
00:31:28,303 --> 00:31:31,098
You know, I really thought
that this would all be over with by now.

535
00:31:32,682 --> 00:31:34,601
I keep telling her it'll pass, but…

536
00:31:35,268 --> 00:31:37,354
Maybe she doesn't
wanna hear that, John, anymore.

537
00:31:37,437 --> 00:31:39,314
Maybe she just wants to know the truth.

538
00:31:39,397 --> 00:31:40,982
No, I just don't think it's constructive

539
00:31:41,066 --> 00:31:43,276
to dwell on the things
that are outside of our control.

540
00:31:47,948 --> 00:31:49,116
Maybe you could talk to her?

541
00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:53,120
I feel like she's alone
on an island right now.

542
00:31:54,121 --> 00:31:55,789
Carolyn and I haven't spoken
since the party.

543
00:31:55,872 --> 00:31:58,250
I'm not sure… [chuckles]
…I'm an ideal confidant.

544
00:31:58,333 --> 00:31:59,376
What are you talking about?

545
00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:01,128
You lived your entire life
in the public eye,

546
00:32:01,211 --> 00:32:03,171
and somehow you still manage
to maintain your privacy.

547
00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:05,340
Yes, compared to you.

548
00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:07,843
But I also worked very hard

549
00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:12,264
and had to make a lot of choices
to maintain that semblance of privacy.

550
00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:16,184
Choices you were less inclined to make,
which is fine. To each their own.

551
00:32:17,811 --> 00:32:21,398
But you're not on your own anymore, John.
You're a package deal.

552
00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:26,236
Her relationship with the press
won't change until yours does.

553
00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:31,074
Yeah.

554
00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:37,455
Hey.

555
00:32:37,539 --> 00:32:39,833
-Sorry I'm late.
-No, that's okay.

556
00:32:39,916 --> 00:32:40,917
-Hi.
-Hi.

557
00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:43,962
-Ooh, I like this.
-Oh. Thank you.

558
00:32:45,213 --> 00:32:46,673
Did I buy that for you?

559
00:32:47,174 --> 00:32:48,633
-No. [chuckles]
-Hmm.

560
00:32:49,843 --> 00:32:54,431
My boss just called me from his honeymoon.
He's on a fucking safari.

561
00:32:55,182 --> 00:32:57,184
That perv
that always compliments your nylons?

562
00:32:57,726 --> 00:32:59,895
-No, that guy got fired.
-For being a perv?

563
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:02,981
No, he showed up coked out
to our last IPO pitch

564
00:33:03,064 --> 00:33:06,776
and said many bad things
in very bad Mandarin.

565
00:33:09,446 --> 00:33:10,989
I was greeted by your cohort outside.

566
00:33:11,072 --> 00:33:12,866
We're apparently
on a first name basis now.

567
00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:15,827
Mmm. Yeah, I miss
when they called me Carolyn.

568
00:33:15,911 --> 00:33:17,996
"Bitch" just doesn't have
the same ring to it.

569
00:33:22,459 --> 00:33:23,793
Um, here.

570
00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:27,255
-[chuckles] What is this?
-What do you mean?

571
00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:29,174
We're celebrating your promotion.

572
00:33:29,257 --> 00:33:31,718
My big sister is vice president
at Morgan Stanley.

573
00:33:33,220 --> 00:33:35,889
I'm still not exactly sure
what it is that you do,

574
00:33:35,972 --> 00:33:39,142
but I know it's very important
and I'm very proud.

575
00:33:39,226 --> 00:33:42,812
Wow, I, God, really don't feel
like having my picture taken right now.

576
00:33:42,896 --> 00:33:46,066
Do you wanna move tables?
We can, um… we can go somewhere else.

577
00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:49,152
No, it's fine.
They'd just follow us, anyway. [scoffs]

578
00:33:49,236 --> 00:33:51,154
I'm just gonna open this when I get home.

579
00:33:55,825 --> 00:33:57,494
Did Nana call you?

580
00:34:00,538 --> 00:34:01,539
No. Why?

581
00:34:02,582 --> 00:34:04,584
She just said she hadn't talked to you
in a while.

582
00:34:05,252 --> 00:34:06,544
Uh-huh.

583
00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:10,882
I think she saw something about you…

584
00:34:11,967 --> 00:34:14,719
being addicted to Prozac and freaked out.

585
00:34:14,803 --> 00:34:15,804
What?

586
00:34:17,555 --> 00:34:19,724
She doesn't understand
how any of this works,

587
00:34:19,808 --> 00:34:21,935
that people can
just make shit up about you.

588
00:34:22,018 --> 00:34:25,063
Well, why wouldn't she…
Why wouldn't she just call me?

589
00:34:25,981 --> 00:34:31,027
Oh. I don't know.
I think some people feel like,

590
00:34:31,111 --> 00:34:33,238
'cause you're, like, so famous now,

591
00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:37,117
-it's like an imposition to call you.
-Mm-hmm.

592
00:34:41,454 --> 00:34:42,998
Oh. You should be talking to someone.

593
00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:45,125
-I'm talking to you.
-No, I'm serious.

594
00:34:50,505 --> 00:34:51,506
What's going on with work?

595
00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:56,803
Um… Yeah, John and I
are meant to go to London

596
00:34:56,886 --> 00:34:59,097
to meet with the European advertisers
for George.

597
00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:00,849
I'm not talking about John's career.

598
00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:04,519
I'm talking about yours.
What are you doing for yourself?

599
00:35:09,858 --> 00:35:13,028
I impose a circus on anyone
who comes within 15 feet of me.

600
00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:15,697
Where am I supposed to go?

601
00:35:16,656 --> 00:35:17,699
[exhales deeply]

602
00:35:18,491 --> 00:35:21,411
I just feel
like for as long as I can remember,

603
00:35:21,494 --> 00:35:24,205
I've known exactly who I am
and what I want,

604
00:35:24,289 --> 00:35:27,208
and now I just feel like…

605
00:35:30,754 --> 00:35:32,005
paralyzed.

606
00:35:32,631 --> 00:35:35,133
[inhales] I'm terrified of making
the wrong move

607
00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:37,677
-or drawing any more attention to myself.
-[camera shutter clicks]

608
00:35:39,095 --> 00:35:40,430
[softly] I'm doing that right now.

609
00:35:41,890 --> 00:35:42,891
Oh.

610
00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:45,977
-What does John say about all this?
-He feels terrible.

611
00:35:47,937 --> 00:35:50,565
He tries to be positive and supportive,
but it's weird

612
00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:53,902
'cause you'd expect him to be an expert
in all this, but… [sniffles]

613
00:35:56,821 --> 00:35:59,658
…he's never lost his anonymity before.
He's never had it.

614
00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:05,121
[exhales]

615
00:36:05,205 --> 00:36:12,003
The thing is, you could skip
down the street with a smile on your face,

616
00:36:12,087 --> 00:36:15,382
and they would still find something
to write about you

617
00:36:15,465 --> 00:36:21,012
because at the end of the day,
a happy couple doesn't sell papers.

618
00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:24,974
Every story needs an angle.

619
00:36:25,058 --> 00:36:27,185
A protagonist and an antagonist.

620
00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:30,355
John is the living embodiment
of a protagonist,

621
00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:31,731
which means that you…

622
00:36:33,274 --> 00:36:35,318
only have one role that you can play.

623
00:36:47,831 --> 00:36:48,832
-Ready?
-Yeah.

624
00:36:48,915 --> 00:36:49,916
Okay.

625
00:36:53,336 --> 00:36:55,630
-[paparazzi clamoring]
-[John clears throat]

626
00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:09,644
[paparazzo 5] Smile, smile…

627
00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:11,938
[paparazzo 6] Fucking cunt.

628
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:18,820
-[Sean] John.
-What?

629
00:37:19,612 --> 00:37:20,613
[Sean] Come on, man.

630
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:22,657
Sorry, she isn't feeling well.

631
00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:24,492
-Morning sickness?
-No, no.

632
00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:27,996
[reporter 1] Loose dress tonight.
She hiding a baby bump under there?

633
00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:29,998
No, no, no, nothing like that.

634
00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:32,751
[reporter 2] John, who is she wearing?

635
00:37:32,834 --> 00:37:36,004
[John] Oh, I'm gonna butcher this,
but, uh, I believe it's Yamamoto.

636
00:37:51,352 --> 00:37:52,979
[sobs]

637
00:38:00,403 --> 00:38:01,696
[John] Here you go, buddy.

638
00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:07,452
Have a good day, okay?

639
00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:16,377
Uh, I have a dinner with David Pecker
after work tonight,

640
00:38:16,461 --> 00:38:18,463
so I'm gonna be home late.

641
00:38:23,551 --> 00:38:24,552
Okay.

642
00:38:25,595 --> 00:38:26,596
What is it?

643
00:38:35,063 --> 00:38:39,442
"Rumors of Carolyn Bessette Kennedy's
pregnancy reignited last night

644
00:38:39,526 --> 00:38:42,153
at the Guggenheim, when she appeared

645
00:38:42,237 --> 00:38:46,491
with a… [sniffles] …noticeably fuller face
and bulging abdomen.

646
00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:50,453
One guest remarked, 'She no doubt had
that pregnancy glow.'

647
00:38:50,537 --> 00:38:53,206
Another, 'If she's depressed,
you'd never know it.'"

648
00:38:55,625 --> 00:38:57,502
You and I aren't trying
to have a baby right now,

649
00:38:57,585 --> 00:38:59,712
but what if I was pregnant
and I miscarried?

650
00:39:01,297 --> 00:39:05,218
What if I couldn't get pregnant at all?
How will all these headlines feel then?

651
00:39:05,301 --> 00:39:06,678
Don't do this to yourself.

652
00:39:08,096 --> 00:39:09,639
You shouldn't
be reading this crap, anyway.

653
00:39:09,722 --> 00:39:11,599
You read everything
that's ever written about you.

654
00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:12,809
Oh, it's different.

655
00:39:13,768 --> 00:39:15,603
I've been dealing with this shit
my whole life.

656
00:39:15,687 --> 00:39:17,647
They called me a fucking cunt.

657
00:39:18,815 --> 00:39:19,816
Who did?

658
00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:22,777
You know, I knew…

659
00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:27,282
I knew this transition
was never going to be easy.

660
00:39:29,576 --> 00:39:32,120
Any woman who married you
would've faced an uphill battle

661
00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:34,455
in the court of public opinion, but in my…

662
00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:41,421
worst fears, I never could have imagined
being called a drug addict,

663
00:39:42,547 --> 00:39:45,633
a coke whore, a cunt

664
00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:50,054
every time I leave my door
by men who live outside my house!

665
00:39:50,972 --> 00:39:53,725
And I know.
I know, obviously, it's all bullshit,

666
00:39:53,808 --> 00:39:56,644
but I… but I can't help but think about…

667
00:39:58,479 --> 00:40:04,277
[crying] …my friends back home,
my teachers, my coworkers at Calvin Klein,

668
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:09,115
my f-family, who read this crap

669
00:40:09,198 --> 00:40:12,201
and think, like,
"What happened to that little girl?"

670
00:40:14,621 --> 00:40:17,248
"She had so much promise."

671
00:40:19,959 --> 00:40:22,879
And people will say that,
"She knew what she was signing up for."

672
00:40:22,962 --> 00:40:23,963
But-But…

673
00:40:25,715 --> 00:40:28,176
you didn't even know
what we were signing up for.

674
00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:32,180
We both thought the life we had
before we got married

675
00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:35,224
was the life that we were coming home to
and, John… [inhales]

676
00:40:35,850 --> 00:40:40,438
…I know you say that you have
the press under control, but it's…

677
00:40:42,982 --> 00:40:45,443
It's really starting to feel
like the opposite.

678
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:49,906
And I haven't said any of this to you
because I…

679
00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:56,454
[smacks lips, whispering]
I love you so much.

680
00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:01,376
And this is supposed
to be the happiest time in our life

681
00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:02,794
and that's what I want.

682
00:41:03,586 --> 00:41:06,839
[sobbing] I want that for you, I want that
for us, and I don't want to be…

683
00:41:07,757 --> 00:41:09,801
-I don't want to be a liability.
-No, no, no.

684
00:41:09,884 --> 00:41:12,595
I don't… [sobs] …I don't want you to feel
like I'm not cut out for this,

685
00:41:12,679 --> 00:41:13,805
but I'm just…

686
00:41:19,185 --> 00:41:20,812
I'm so tired.

687
00:41:24,899 --> 00:41:26,192
[sobbing]

688
00:41:29,946 --> 00:41:31,572
Come on. Come here.

689
00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:36,035
-[sobbing]
-I'm so sorry.

690
00:41:36,119 --> 00:41:38,788
-[buzzing]
-[wailing]

691
00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:46,004
-[buzzing]
-[sobbing] They won't leave us alone!

692
00:41:46,087 --> 00:41:47,630
They won't…

693
00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:51,092
[buzzing]

694
00:41:53,928 --> 00:41:55,471
-[paparazzo 7] Where is she?
-[paparazzo 8] You hiding her

695
00:41:55,555 --> 00:41:57,974
-in your briefcase?
-Don't worry, we ain't gonna boo.

696
00:41:59,642 --> 00:42:03,104
-What the hell?
-What's his problem? Jerk.

697
00:42:07,108 --> 00:42:08,359
[Berman] Unbelievable.

698
00:42:09,318 --> 00:42:10,820
We're working our asses off here,

699
00:42:10,903 --> 00:42:13,156
and then, what, he just shows up
if he wants?

700
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:15,116
I'm sick of it. He's always…

701
00:42:17,410 --> 00:42:19,829
Where were you?
We had a 9:00 a.m. staff meeting.

702
00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:21,247
Yeah, I had shit to deal with.

703
00:42:21,330 --> 00:42:23,291
Yeah, well, we have shit to deal with
here too, you know?

704
00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:25,376
I can't run this entire magazine
on my own.

705
00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:27,378
Give me a fucking minute, will you?

706
00:42:31,758 --> 00:42:34,385
You know, everyone else might
be comfortable

707
00:42:34,469 --> 00:42:37,346
with operating on John time,
but I'm not one of them.

708
00:42:37,430 --> 00:42:39,640
Look, Carolyn and I are going through
some stuff right now--

709
00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:41,851
Oh, I could give a fuck about your wife!

710
00:42:41,934 --> 00:42:43,978
Honestly, I am so sick of Carolyn

711
00:42:44,062 --> 00:42:46,439
and the endless saga
that is your personal life!

712
00:42:46,522 --> 00:42:49,150
Never say her fucking name again.
You hear me?

713
00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:51,944
Look. Legal has been waiting for you
to sign this TV deal for days.

714
00:42:52,028 --> 00:42:54,739
I don't care!
I will sign it when I'm ready!

715
00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:56,741
Or better yet,
why don't you offer yourself up

716
00:42:56,824 --> 00:42:57,950
for the TV deal, Michael?

717
00:42:58,034 --> 00:43:00,536
Oh, yeah. That's right,
no one gives a shit about you.

718
00:43:00,620 --> 00:43:02,038
You know, you're a fucking tragedy.

719
00:43:02,663 --> 00:43:05,166
This is it? This is what you've
been whoring me out for?

720
00:43:12,882 --> 00:43:13,883
[Berman chuckles]

721
00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:22,558
[breathes sharply] Do you have any idea
what life is like, propping you up 24-7?

722
00:43:24,644 --> 00:43:26,646
I mean, you can't do anything on your own.

723
00:43:26,729 --> 00:43:28,689
I've had to be your mommy
and your fucking daddy!

724
00:43:28,773 --> 00:43:30,441
Shut the fuck up. Do you hear me?

725
00:43:32,151 --> 00:43:33,486
You're nothing without your name.

726
00:43:33,569 --> 00:43:35,863
You're a sympathy case
with a pretty smile.

727
00:43:36,739 --> 00:43:38,658
-[Berman groans]
-Fuck.

728
00:43:40,409 --> 00:43:42,620
[Berman screams, grunts]

729
00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:48,501
[Berman grunts]

730
00:43:48,584 --> 00:43:49,627
Fuck you!

731
00:43:50,169 --> 00:43:52,922
[Berman groaning]

732
00:43:53,881 --> 00:43:56,050
-Get the fuck out of my office!
-[panting]

733
00:43:59,929 --> 00:44:00,930
[scoffs]

734
00:44:01,889 --> 00:44:02,890
Gladly.

735
00:44:05,601 --> 00:44:06,602
I quit.

736
00:44:08,146 --> 00:44:11,399
I can't wait for the rest of the world
to see what a joke you really are.

737
00:44:15,570 --> 00:44:16,571
Fuck.

738
00:44:28,249 --> 00:44:29,333
[exhales]

739
00:44:39,594 --> 00:44:41,220
Hey. It's John.

740
00:44:42,388 --> 00:44:43,806
Are you free tonight?

741
00:45:00,781 --> 00:45:02,158
[exhales] Sorry I'm late.

742
00:45:03,242 --> 00:45:06,913
I told you, you can throw your hat
in the ring whenever you want.

743
00:45:11,417 --> 00:45:12,668
What did you have in mind?

744
00:45:15,755 --> 00:45:18,257
[♪ "Sullen Girl" playing]

745
00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:41,906
♪ Days like this
I don't know what to do with myself ♪

746
00:45:41,989 --> 00:45:46,244
♪ All day and all night ♪

747
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,748
♪ I wander the halls along the walls ♪

748
00:45:50,831 --> 00:45:53,501
♪ And under my breath
I say to myself ♪

749
00:45:53,584 --> 00:45:57,171
♪ I need fuel to take flight ♪

750
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:06,013
♪ And there's too much going on ♪

751
00:46:07,139 --> 00:46:12,103
♪ But it's calm under the waves ♪

752
00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:17,525
♪ In the blue of my oblivion ♪

753
00:46:19,735 --> 00:46:22,905
♪ Under the waves ♪

754
00:46:23,406 --> 00:46:28,327
♪ In the blue of my oblivion ♪

755
00:46:30,496 --> 00:46:33,958
♪ Under the waves ♪

756
00:46:34,041 --> 00:46:38,587
♪ In the blue of my oblivion ♪

757
00:46:39,338 --> 00:46:44,260
♪ It's calm under the waves ♪

758
00:46:44,343 --> 00:46:49,307
♪ In the blue of my oblivion ♪