1 00:00:03,586 --> 00:00:05,275 - ♪ Ha, I needed some shit with some bop in it ♪ 2 00:00:05,344 --> 00:00:06,413 - ♪ Let's go ♪ 3 00:00:06,482 --> 00:00:08,827 [engine revving] 4 00:00:08,896 --> 00:00:10,482 - As usual, my day is packed 5 00:00:10,551 --> 00:00:12,206 with important Hollywood business. 6 00:00:12,275 --> 00:00:15,413 Luckily, I got my clones on my grind. 7 00:00:15,482 --> 00:00:17,103 - ♪ I'm still with the shits, I'm a hot nigga ♪ 8 00:00:17,172 --> 00:00:19,137 ♪ Oh, you asking for pictures with niggas? ♪ 9 00:00:19,206 --> 00:00:20,931 ♪ What's your name? Get the fuck out the spot, nigga ♪ 10 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,758 ♪ Tryin' to figure which deal I'ma take ♪ 11 00:00:22,827 --> 00:00:25,379 ♪ I woke up, couple mil on my plate ♪ 12 00:00:25,448 --> 00:00:27,000 - Kevin Hart? - Hey. 13 00:00:27,068 --> 00:00:28,793 - Oh, man. It's you. 14 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,137 - Oh, man, listen, no problem. 15 00:00:32,206 --> 00:00:33,448 Let me tell you something about Kevin Hart. 16 00:00:33,517 --> 00:00:35,034 Kevin Hart loves the kids, okay? 17 00:00:35,103 --> 00:00:36,137 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 18 00:00:38,103 --> 00:00:39,551 - Well, I'll bet that you can't. 19 00:00:39,620 --> 00:00:40,827 As a matter of fact, I know you can't. 20 00:00:40,896 --> 00:00:41,896 You know why? 21 00:00:41,965 --> 00:00:43,206 - Why? - 'Cause I don't lose. 22 00:00:43,275 --> 00:00:44,827 Here's what I'm willing to do, little man. 23 00:00:44,896 --> 00:00:47,586 If you beat me in this race, you see that car over there? 24 00:00:47,655 --> 00:00:49,413 - Yeah. - That's a brand-new Pagani. 25 00:00:49,482 --> 00:00:50,586 It's yours. You can have it. 26 00:00:50,655 --> 00:00:52,310 Sports car in case you didn't know. 27 00:00:52,379 --> 00:00:54,000 - Yeah, I know what that is. 28 00:00:56,068 --> 00:00:57,310 Oh, it's on, homey. - Yeah, it is on. 29 00:00:57,379 --> 00:00:58,724 - See you at the finish line. 30 00:00:58,793 --> 00:00:59,965 - What you will see 31 00:01:00,034 --> 00:01:01,310 is the back of my feet, little boy. 32 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,068 - You can what? 33 00:01:05,137 --> 00:01:06,344 - Smoke you. - You can smoke me. 34 00:01:06,413 --> 00:01:07,827 What you need to do is lower your tone. 35 00:01:07,896 --> 00:01:09,206 That's what you need to do. 36 00:01:09,275 --> 00:01:11,344 All right, that's it. Little boy, line it up. 37 00:01:11,413 --> 00:01:13,241 [gunshot] Oh, shit! 38 00:01:13,310 --> 00:01:15,586 Hey, they shooting! They shoot-- 39 00:01:15,655 --> 00:01:18,103 [cell phone ringing] God damn it, where that boy go? 40 00:01:18,172 --> 00:01:19,482 Hello? 41 00:01:19,551 --> 00:01:21,241 - Hey. We're here at the "Essence" photo shoot. 42 00:01:21,310 --> 00:01:22,862 Where are you, best man? 43 00:01:22,931 --> 00:01:25,310 - God damn it, I forgot that that was today. 44 00:01:25,379 --> 00:01:26,310 - Well, how long is it gonna take you? 45 00:01:26,379 --> 00:01:27,586 'Cause I need the publicity. 46 00:01:27,655 --> 00:01:29,034 - Let me finish running this six miles, 47 00:01:29,103 --> 00:01:30,620 and I'll see you when I get back. 48 00:01:30,689 --> 00:01:32,724 - Come on, Kevin, it's gonna take your little legs two days 49 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:34,068 to run six miles. 50 00:01:34,137 --> 00:01:36,103 Come on! Bring your little ass on! 51 00:01:36,172 --> 00:01:37,379 - Just get your ass over here. 52 00:01:37,448 --> 00:01:39,137 - All right, bye. Hey! 53 00:01:39,206 --> 00:01:40,620 God damn it! 54 00:01:40,689 --> 00:01:42,586 [Baby Keem and Kendrick Lamar's "Family Ties"] 55 00:01:42,655 --> 00:01:45,206 - ♪ Jump in that, summon that bitch ♪ 56 00:01:45,275 --> 00:01:47,689 ♪ Jump in that, jump in that fire ♪ 57 00:01:49,068 --> 00:01:51,000 [upbeat music] 58 00:01:51,068 --> 00:01:54,310 - We just got back from Vegas, and we had the best time. 59 00:01:54,379 --> 00:01:58,275 Like, we went straight from the club to the airport. 60 00:01:58,344 --> 00:01:59,586 It was so lit. 61 00:01:59,655 --> 00:02:01,000 Like, we don't even need to sleep. 62 00:02:01,068 --> 00:02:02,448 Who needs to sleep? Huh, babe? 63 00:02:02,517 --> 00:02:03,758 - Oh, my God. - Babe! 64 00:02:03,827 --> 00:02:04,724 - Yeah, another club? 65 00:02:04,793 --> 00:02:06,241 - What? - Yo, what--what? 66 00:02:06,310 --> 00:02:07,758 - Oh, my God. What are you doing? 67 00:02:07,827 --> 00:02:10,551 - Yeah, I'll get more bottles. Sure, I got it, whatever. 68 00:02:10,620 --> 00:02:12,275 - So, speaking of bottles, 69 00:02:12,344 --> 00:02:13,965 I have a great idea for tonight. 70 00:02:14,034 --> 00:02:15,448 What if we go to Delilah's 71 00:02:15,517 --> 00:02:17,586 and then to J. Cole's after-party, 72 00:02:17,655 --> 00:02:20,758 and then after the after-party, we can go to New York 73 00:02:20,827 --> 00:02:23,034 for my girl Tiffany's birthday party at Nobu. 74 00:02:23,103 --> 00:02:24,931 - Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 75 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,448 Or hear me out. 76 00:02:26,517 --> 00:02:30,034 Um, maybe we could stay at the crib, 77 00:02:30,103 --> 00:02:32,448 get a little cheese, wine, play a little Scrabble. 78 00:02:32,517 --> 00:02:34,034 - Scrabble? - Yeah. 79 00:02:34,103 --> 00:02:35,482 - My man is so cute. 80 00:02:35,551 --> 00:02:38,655 He wants to play Scrabble. [laughs] 81 00:02:38,724 --> 00:02:41,586 But he only has, like, 15 words in his vocabulary. 82 00:02:41,655 --> 00:02:44,206 I love him, like, really love him, 83 00:02:44,275 --> 00:02:46,827 but "E.I., E.I." is not a word. 84 00:02:46,896 --> 00:02:47,965 Babe, we'll stay at home, 85 00:02:48,034 --> 00:02:50,000 and we can pop-- pop bottles at home. 86 00:02:50,068 --> 00:02:51,758 - Yay. - Yay. Turn up. 87 00:02:51,827 --> 00:02:54,655 - Okay, sweetheart, um, are we done here? 88 00:02:54,724 --> 00:02:56,379 - She's done. 89 00:02:56,448 --> 00:02:59,551 We could use some s-spackle on you. 90 00:02:59,620 --> 00:03:01,793 - What? There goes your tip. 91 00:03:01,862 --> 00:03:04,275 - Can somebody make a run to Home Depot? 92 00:03:04,344 --> 00:03:05,896 - You know the drill. 93 00:03:05,965 --> 00:03:07,965 - Thank you for the car, Kevin Hart. 94 00:03:08,034 --> 00:03:10,103 - Yeah, thanks for the car, you bitch. 95 00:03:10,172 --> 00:03:11,241 Hey, close that for me. 96 00:03:13,413 --> 00:03:14,310 [engine turning over] - [laughs] 97 00:03:14,379 --> 00:03:15,758 [child shouts indistinctly] 98 00:03:15,827 --> 00:03:18,344 - It's a rental! [engine revving] 99 00:03:18,413 --> 00:03:21,241 It's--it's a rental car! 100 00:03:21,310 --> 00:03:24,517 I don't even own it. I don't own it. 101 00:03:24,586 --> 00:03:28,241 [cell phone ringing] So jokes on him. 102 00:03:28,310 --> 00:03:30,931 Hey. Hey, babe. 103 00:03:36,068 --> 00:03:39,275 I-I didn't forget. Yes, the mani-pedi, right? 104 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:42,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I know, I know. 105 00:03:42,068 --> 00:03:44,000 H-here's what I'll do. Here's what I'll do. 106 00:03:44,068 --> 00:03:46,310 Why don't you meet me on the set of "Shaw Deal," right? 107 00:03:46,379 --> 00:03:48,000 I'll set up a drive-on for you, 108 00:03:48,068 --> 00:03:50,310 and--and I-- and I'll just see you there. 109 00:03:50,379 --> 00:03:52,103 Okay? [chuckles] 110 00:03:52,172 --> 00:03:54,275 I love you. 111 00:03:54,344 --> 00:03:56,482 God-- 112 00:03:56,551 --> 00:03:58,931 Got to walk. The hell I'm going! 113 00:04:01,172 --> 00:04:02,586 - JB, stop doing my poses. 114 00:04:02,655 --> 00:04:04,103 - I've been doing forever. - No, you haven't. 115 00:04:04,172 --> 00:04:05,896 - Since third grade, I been holding my chin. 116 00:04:05,965 --> 00:04:07,206 - You watching me like a hawk every fucking second. 117 00:04:07,275 --> 00:04:08,448 - Hey. - Damn. 118 00:04:08,517 --> 00:04:10,034 - Hey, Kevin. 119 00:04:10,103 --> 00:04:11,793 - Thanks for coming. - Hey, it's Pimp-a-Smurf. 120 00:04:11,862 --> 00:04:14,482 - Oh, that's just great. Terrific, Nick. 121 00:04:14,551 --> 00:04:16,068 - You're later than Nick's girlfriend. 122 00:04:16,137 --> 00:04:17,758 - Yeah, you're a little late. 123 00:04:17,827 --> 00:04:19,620 - Aren't you--aren't you supposed to be with the-- 124 00:04:19,689 --> 00:04:21,758 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, everything's under control. 125 00:04:21,827 --> 00:04:23,931 Everybody's where they're supposed to be. 126 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,931 - Good, good, good, good. 127 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,275 - What the hell y'all whispering about? 128 00:04:27,344 --> 00:04:29,000 - What? - Y'all just whispering. 129 00:04:29,068 --> 00:04:31,000 - We talking amongst ourselves. - We're doing a photo shoot. 130 00:04:31,068 --> 00:04:32,931 - Everything ain't got to be loud, JB. 131 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,448 I'm talking about The Rock and how I'm kicking his ass 132 00:04:35,517 --> 00:04:37,344 with all my fundraising I got going on. 133 00:04:37,413 --> 00:04:39,758 Taking the air out of all those muscles is what I'm doing. 134 00:04:39,827 --> 00:04:42,103 - You know, actually, I hear The Rock's doing 135 00:04:42,172 --> 00:04:43,448 a comedy fundraiser. 136 00:04:43,517 --> 00:04:45,482 He's got all the best-- Chappelle, Seinfeld. 137 00:04:45,551 --> 00:04:46,655 - Smoove. - Smoove. 138 00:04:46,724 --> 00:04:48,137 - Yeah, throw me in there. 139 00:04:48,206 --> 00:04:49,655 - You a dirty motherf-- - You a dirty motherfucker. 140 00:04:49,724 --> 00:04:51,586 - You a dirty motherfucker. - You dirty as fuck. 141 00:04:51,655 --> 00:04:52,896 - You supposed to be helping me, JB. 142 00:04:52,965 --> 00:04:54,275 - I'm helping your ass out by telling you. 143 00:04:54,344 --> 00:04:55,517 And matter of fact, I'm gonna help your ass out. 144 00:04:55,586 --> 00:04:57,551 Know why? My whole act is about you! 145 00:04:57,620 --> 00:04:58,793 - Oh. - How about that? 146 00:04:58,862 --> 00:05:00,413 - You know what? I got something for you. 147 00:05:00,482 --> 00:05:02,655 I got--On the same night, you know what I'ma do? 148 00:05:02,724 --> 00:05:04,068 I'ma do something bigger. 149 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:05,758 I'ma do a wrestling event on the same night. 150 00:05:05,827 --> 00:05:07,275 - Wrestling-- that's a great idea. 151 00:05:07,344 --> 00:05:08,482 Much better. 152 00:05:08,551 --> 00:05:10,448 - Yeah, 'cause that dumb shit you got, 153 00:05:10,517 --> 00:05:11,724 playing that gentrified "Verse Us," 154 00:05:11,793 --> 00:05:13,724 you ain't gonna earn no money with that. 155 00:05:13,793 --> 00:05:17,206 - You my man, Robin, but who wants to see you and Bieber? 156 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:19,241 - Black women. - Yeah. 157 00:05:19,310 --> 00:05:21,310 - Eh, but it's too watered down. 158 00:05:21,379 --> 00:05:22,931 Might as well call it "Whitey's Worzuz" 159 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,689 [laughter] - Why is it always about race? 160 00:05:25,758 --> 00:05:27,517 You used to like my music, brother. 161 00:05:27,586 --> 00:05:29,068 - Only when it featured Black people. 162 00:05:29,137 --> 00:05:31,379 - Okay, hey, why don't you just slow down Harriet Turban. 163 00:05:31,448 --> 00:05:32,896 Now, if y'all want to talk about race, 164 00:05:32,965 --> 00:05:34,620 we need to talk about what I just did at that marathon. 165 00:05:34,689 --> 00:05:36,724 I just destroyed that 10K marathon. 166 00:05:36,793 --> 00:05:38,034 - So did Trina try to kick your ass 167 00:05:38,103 --> 00:05:40,137 for missing a TV shoot for your 10K, Kevin? 168 00:05:40,206 --> 00:05:41,448 - No, she did not, 169 00:05:41,517 --> 00:05:42,793 because I know how to handle Trina, Boris. 170 00:05:42,862 --> 00:05:44,034 And this isn't, "The Price is Right." 171 00:05:44,103 --> 00:05:45,310 Why don't you stop smiling like that? 172 00:05:45,379 --> 00:05:46,896 You look stupid. 173 00:05:46,965 --> 00:05:49,896 Why don't you just focus on not being attractive anymore? 174 00:05:49,965 --> 00:05:53,344 Talking about falling off. Come on, here's your money. 175 00:05:53,413 --> 00:05:55,896 [hip-hop music] 176 00:05:55,965 --> 00:05:57,310 - Damn, Trina. 177 00:05:57,379 --> 00:05:59,620 I am Kevin Hart. You know what that means? 178 00:05:59,689 --> 00:06:01,482 I'm the top comedian in the world. 179 00:06:01,551 --> 00:06:03,000 You know what? Maybe the universe. 180 00:06:03,068 --> 00:06:05,000 - You're probably the greatest comedian to ever live. 181 00:06:05,068 --> 00:06:06,379 - Say it again, Trina. 182 00:06:06,448 --> 00:06:09,172 - Probably the greatest comedian to ever live. 183 00:06:09,241 --> 00:06:11,655 - Okay, then don't fuck up my Netflix deal 184 00:06:11,724 --> 00:06:13,965 like you did Mo'Nique, you know? Go on. 185 00:06:14,034 --> 00:06:16,931 - No, you're absolutely right, Kevin, and I'm ashamed 186 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,724 and embarrassed that I accepted their terms 187 00:06:18,793 --> 00:06:20,551 after the first round. 188 00:06:20,620 --> 00:06:21,931 I'll go back and fix it, 189 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,793 and I promise I'll never let it happen again. 190 00:06:24,862 --> 00:06:27,275 - You goddamn right. You gonna learn today. 191 00:06:27,344 --> 00:06:28,413 - [laughs] 192 00:06:28,482 --> 00:06:29,724 - No, after all, you are my greatest, 193 00:06:29,793 --> 00:06:31,310 richest, most amazing client. 194 00:06:31,379 --> 00:06:34,034 - Okay, cut, cut! I'm so--I'm sorry. 195 00:06:34,103 --> 00:06:36,482 Just--Um, what's going on? Is this-- 196 00:06:36,551 --> 00:06:38,241 - Kevin sent it over last night. 197 00:06:38,310 --> 00:06:40,068 - Kevin! - Yeah. 198 00:06:40,137 --> 00:06:43,000 - Kevin, what is this? Why did you change the script? 199 00:06:43,068 --> 00:06:44,517 - Why are you yelling? 200 00:06:44,586 --> 00:06:45,896 - Well, 'cause I just-- I would never say that and I-- 201 00:06:45,965 --> 00:06:47,172 - Stop, stop. - Yeah. 202 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:49,103 - Let's take a second to breathe, right? 203 00:06:49,172 --> 00:06:50,241 - Mm-hmm, yeah. - Right? 204 00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:51,689 - Enjoy the fact that we're all here. 205 00:06:51,758 --> 00:06:52,862 - Right. - We're alive. 206 00:06:52,931 --> 00:06:54,000 - Right, yeah. 207 00:06:54,068 --> 00:06:55,551 - And that we get to see each other. 208 00:06:55,620 --> 00:06:57,965 We're in each other's presence. You look amazing. 209 00:06:58,034 --> 00:06:59,827 Let's just stop and--and give you 210 00:06:59,896 --> 00:07:03,034 what you deserve, right? Your flowers. 211 00:07:03,103 --> 00:07:05,344 I mean, lipstick and the shoes, they're doing it for me. 212 00:07:05,413 --> 00:07:07,206 They really are. - Thank you. 213 00:07:07,275 --> 00:07:09,517 - Let's talk about the pages. You said I changed them? 214 00:07:09,586 --> 00:07:11,551 - Yeah. - I don't--I don't know. 215 00:07:11,620 --> 00:07:13,655 But if I did, I'm sorry. 216 00:07:13,724 --> 00:07:15,413 The last thing I want to do is hurt you. 217 00:07:15,482 --> 00:07:17,620 Is it this? Is this the page? 218 00:07:17,689 --> 00:07:19,172 - Yeah, that's--well, it's--it was right--oh. 219 00:07:19,241 --> 00:07:21,517 - Look, look, it's no more. All right? 220 00:07:21,586 --> 00:07:25,620 This page is no more. Let's go back to what you want. 221 00:07:25,689 --> 00:07:27,793 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 222 00:07:27,862 --> 00:07:31,241 - I've heard of some long-term side effects from COVID 223 00:07:31,310 --> 00:07:33,689 that were interesting. 224 00:07:33,758 --> 00:07:36,551 This is crazy. 225 00:07:36,620 --> 00:07:40,068 I mean, I love it, but it's crazy, right? 226 00:07:40,137 --> 00:07:41,344 Thank you, Kev. 227 00:07:41,413 --> 00:07:42,896 - Yeah, yeah. Wow. 228 00:07:42,965 --> 00:07:44,827 - Wow. Wow is really--wow. 229 00:07:44,896 --> 00:07:46,689 - Let's get it, right? - Okay. 230 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:48,689 - Let's make a good show. - Yeah. 231 00:07:48,758 --> 00:07:50,068 - Can't make a good show without good people, 232 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:51,275 and we got great ones. 233 00:07:51,344 --> 00:07:53,482 She's so special, right? 234 00:07:53,551 --> 00:07:56,517 - Yeah. - [laughs] 235 00:07:56,586 --> 00:07:58,655 - Hey. - Kev, what's up, brother? 236 00:07:58,724 --> 00:08:00,379 Kevin Hart now. What's up, brother? 237 00:08:00,448 --> 00:08:01,620 - Yes, hey. 238 00:08:01,689 --> 00:08:02,724 - Go on, get you some of them Bugles. 239 00:08:02,793 --> 00:08:04,517 - Oh, no. - You don't want none? 240 00:08:04,586 --> 00:08:06,172 - No, I'm sorry. 241 00:08:06,241 --> 00:08:08,586 The gesture means everything, but I can't. 242 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:11,000 - Man, listen, hey, Kev, 243 00:08:11,068 --> 00:08:13,793 I know you and the fellas got that poker game tonight, right? 244 00:08:13,862 --> 00:08:16,827 - Yeah. - I indulge in the card arts. 245 00:08:16,896 --> 00:08:18,551 - Mm. - Listen, bro... 246 00:08:18,620 --> 00:08:20,172 what do you think if I slide through? 247 00:08:20,241 --> 00:08:21,275 Can I come through, Kev? 248 00:08:21,344 --> 00:08:23,000 - What do you mean what do I think? 249 00:08:23,068 --> 00:08:24,068 Absolutely. 250 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:25,793 - Listen, that little thou-wow, 251 00:08:25,862 --> 00:08:27,103 that's a little steep. 252 00:08:27,172 --> 00:08:29,275 - Okay, well, say no more. It's on me. 253 00:08:29,344 --> 00:08:30,482 I understand. 254 00:08:30,551 --> 00:08:31,448 Everybody can't play those stakes. 255 00:08:31,517 --> 00:08:32,758 - It's on you? - Yes. 256 00:08:32,827 --> 00:08:33,931 - So you not-- you not playing? 257 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,448 - No, I'll take care of it. 258 00:08:35,517 --> 00:08:37,724 - Here, take that. Put your number in that phone. 259 00:08:37,793 --> 00:08:39,758 - Okay, I'll tell you what. - Yeah. 260 00:08:39,827 --> 00:08:43,413 - I'm gonna--I'm gonna send you a message. 261 00:08:43,482 --> 00:08:46,172 And in this mess--Here you go. You got Boris' number. 262 00:08:46,241 --> 00:08:52,034 Here's Nick, right? JB, Duane, and myself. 263 00:08:52,103 --> 00:08:53,931 So, if you can't get me, you get them, okay? 264 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,172 - So you gave me all the guys' numbers? 265 00:08:55,241 --> 00:08:56,655 - You have every one of their numbers, 266 00:08:56,724 --> 00:08:58,862 but more importantly, hey, what you have is company. 267 00:08:58,931 --> 00:09:01,413 We'd love to have you. All right? 268 00:09:01,482 --> 00:09:02,689 That's a nice shirt. 269 00:09:02,758 --> 00:09:04,965 It's a nice shirt. Good for you. 270 00:09:05,034 --> 00:09:07,000 - Jesus Christ. - You see his shirt? 271 00:09:07,068 --> 00:09:08,724 - Whew! - What a guy. Everything good? 272 00:09:08,793 --> 00:09:10,206 - Yeah, great. - Happy? 273 00:09:10,275 --> 00:09:11,689 - Yes, I'm very happy. Thank you. 274 00:09:11,758 --> 00:09:13,344 - You're happy. - I am happy. 275 00:09:13,413 --> 00:09:15,068 And I'm glad that you're concerned about it. 276 00:09:15,137 --> 00:09:16,275 Thank you very much. - No problem. 277 00:09:16,344 --> 00:09:18,241 Your feelings are what's important. 278 00:09:18,310 --> 00:09:19,655 Oh. - Guess who. 279 00:09:19,724 --> 00:09:21,034 - Um... 280 00:09:21,103 --> 00:09:22,724 I'm afraid to guess, because if it isn't 281 00:09:22,793 --> 00:09:24,482 who I want it to be, then I'm gonna cry. 282 00:09:24,551 --> 00:09:26,965 - Aw. - I'm gonna cry. 283 00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:28,172 It's who I want it to be! 284 00:09:28,241 --> 00:09:30,000 - Kevin. - It's who I wanted it to be! 285 00:09:30,068 --> 00:09:32,379 I wanted it to be you! - Aw. 286 00:09:32,448 --> 00:09:33,310 Baby. - Oh. 287 00:09:33,379 --> 00:09:34,896 - Oh. 288 00:09:34,965 --> 00:09:36,517 Okay, are you ready for your mani and pedi, 289 00:09:36,586 --> 00:09:39,758 because those feet need some TLC after that race? 290 00:09:39,827 --> 00:09:42,448 - [sighs] After the race? - Yeah. 291 00:09:42,517 --> 00:09:45,448 - The only place that I want to race is back into your arms. 292 00:09:45,517 --> 00:09:47,241 - Oh, my gosh. 293 00:09:47,310 --> 00:09:49,896 Ever since therapy, Kevin has been keeping his promise 294 00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:51,310 to spend more time with me. 295 00:09:51,379 --> 00:09:54,482 I'm so, so grateful. 296 00:09:54,551 --> 00:09:58,103 I don't know who to sleep with, him or Dr Phil. 297 00:09:58,172 --> 00:10:00,620 - Hey, any changes, anything you need from me, 298 00:10:00,689 --> 00:10:02,103 you got me, all right? 299 00:10:02,172 --> 00:10:03,793 - Thank you. - All right, thank you. 300 00:10:03,862 --> 00:10:05,172 - You guys have a great day. - All right. 301 00:10:05,241 --> 00:10:06,965 - Oh, we will. - You have a better one. 302 00:10:07,034 --> 00:10:10,206 [humming melody] No thou-wow! 303 00:10:10,275 --> 00:10:13,275 [hip-hop music] 304 00:10:13,344 --> 00:10:14,793 - Speak for yourself. 305 00:10:14,862 --> 00:10:17,655 - I'm retiring the credit card. 306 00:10:17,724 --> 00:10:20,172 - This reminds me of when I did a campaign for Rémy Martin. 307 00:10:20,241 --> 00:10:22,310 - Oh, shit. - The rapper? 308 00:10:22,379 --> 00:10:24,724 - All right. - Now let's bring out the star. 309 00:10:24,793 --> 00:10:26,068 - Who's that? all: Oh! 310 00:10:26,137 --> 00:10:28,137 - Thank you, fellas. - Look at you, man. 311 00:10:28,206 --> 00:10:31,517 - Check her out. - Look at me! 312 00:10:31,586 --> 00:10:32,896 - Look at this. - Outstanding. 313 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:34,448 - Lucky man. - You already know that. 314 00:10:34,517 --> 00:10:36,689 - Fellas looking handsome... [phone buzzing] 315 00:10:36,758 --> 00:10:38,758 But nobody's looking better than my man. 316 00:10:38,827 --> 00:10:40,482 - Oh, thank you. - Bullshit. 317 00:10:40,551 --> 00:10:42,206 - Yo. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. - What? 318 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:43,862 - We got a 911 situation. 319 00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:47,310 - Hey, man, what the fuck you clapping at 320 00:10:47,379 --> 00:10:48,689 all up in my face for? 321 00:10:48,758 --> 00:10:50,206 Clap it again in my face, I swear to God it'll be 322 00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:51,862 "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" up in here. 323 00:10:51,931 --> 00:10:54,000 - Who else saw this? - Just a few people on YouTube. 324 00:10:55,758 --> 00:10:57,724 - Damn it. Uh, me and Duane got to go. 325 00:10:57,793 --> 00:10:59,482 Both: What? - This is my photo shoot, bro. 326 00:10:59,551 --> 00:11:00,862 You're the best man. 327 00:11:00,931 --> 00:11:02,620 - Which is why I'm making the best decision, okay? 328 00:11:02,689 --> 00:11:03,896 And that is to get out of here. 329 00:11:03,965 --> 00:11:05,241 I'll see you at the next wedding. 330 00:11:05,310 --> 00:11:06,344 Who we fooling? 331 00:11:06,413 --> 00:11:07,793 This thing isn't gonna last anyway. 332 00:11:07,862 --> 00:11:09,965 No offense, Ang. By the way, money shot. 333 00:11:10,034 --> 00:11:12,068 - Get your little friend. 334 00:11:12,137 --> 00:11:13,965 - That's the one you use for the wedding album. 335 00:11:14,034 --> 00:11:15,241 - Something going on, Boris. - I know. 336 00:11:15,310 --> 00:11:16,862 What you want to do? - Let's go. 337 00:11:16,931 --> 00:11:18,724 - Wait, this way. 338 00:11:18,793 --> 00:11:20,413 Sorry. Happy birthday. 339 00:11:20,482 --> 00:11:22,172 - Congratulations. 340 00:11:22,241 --> 00:11:23,931 - What in the hell? - Where y'all going? 341 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,758 [quirky music] 342 00:11:26,827 --> 00:11:28,310 - You don't listen! 343 00:11:28,379 --> 00:11:30,482 I told you I want the same goddamn trailer 344 00:11:30,551 --> 00:11:32,344 as LeBron had in "Space Jam." 345 00:11:32,413 --> 00:11:34,758 What is this shit, huh? What is this shit? 346 00:11:34,827 --> 00:11:36,965 - [chokes] - [screams] 347 00:11:37,034 --> 00:11:39,586 - Oh, who the white woman? Move. 348 00:11:39,655 --> 00:11:41,000 Hey! 349 00:11:42,965 --> 00:11:45,758 You better be lucky. You better be lucky. 350 00:11:45,827 --> 00:11:47,034 [grunting] 351 00:11:47,103 --> 00:11:50,034 - Oh, Mommy. Oh, Mommy. 352 00:11:50,103 --> 00:11:52,862 [smooth R&B music] 353 00:11:52,931 --> 00:11:54,310 - Go, go, go! 354 00:11:54,379 --> 00:11:55,724 [engine turning over] 355 00:11:55,793 --> 00:11:57,103 Hey! 356 00:11:57,172 --> 00:11:58,896 [tires squealing] That car's not under warranty. 357 00:11:58,965 --> 00:12:00,517 - Where the fuck is he going? - I got it. 358 00:12:00,586 --> 00:12:01,827 I got him. I got him. 359 00:12:01,896 --> 00:12:03,793 - Go figure it out, Duane! 360 00:12:03,862 --> 00:12:05,310 God damn it. 361 00:12:07,896 --> 00:12:09,172 - Whoa! 362 00:12:09,241 --> 00:12:10,793 Get the fuck away from me! - Hey, hey! 363 00:12:10,862 --> 00:12:12,413 - Get the fuck away! - Whoa! 364 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,689 - Get the fuck away from me! - Whoa, what's going on? 365 00:12:14,758 --> 00:12:17,137 - You just choked me, you asshole! 366 00:12:17,206 --> 00:12:18,862 - Man, I-I was probably going through something. 367 00:12:18,931 --> 00:12:20,413 My sugar--my sugar probably dropped. 368 00:12:20,482 --> 00:12:22,206 I just--I just needed a Snickers or something. 369 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:23,689 - You said get the Snickers off the crafty 370 00:12:23,758 --> 00:12:25,068 'cause you hate nougat. 371 00:12:25,137 --> 00:12:27,586 - I--Wait, hold on. What did you-- 372 00:12:27,655 --> 00:12:29,172 Say that again. 373 00:12:29,241 --> 00:12:30,689 - [sighs] 374 00:12:30,758 --> 00:12:34,000 Jesus Christ. I hate nougats. 375 00:12:34,068 --> 00:12:35,068 Get back. - Hey, Greg? 376 00:12:35,137 --> 00:12:36,068 - Yes? - I called the police. 377 00:12:36,137 --> 00:12:37,275 - Oh-- - Good, thank you. 378 00:12:37,344 --> 00:12:38,344 Thank you, Karen. - You called the what? 379 00:12:38,413 --> 00:12:40,206 Hey, hey! God damn it, don't you... 380 00:12:40,275 --> 00:12:41,482 - Stay away from her. - Don't you call the cops! 381 00:12:41,551 --> 00:12:42,620 Hey! 382 00:12:42,689 --> 00:12:44,965 - Hi, Karen. It's Karen. 383 00:12:45,034 --> 00:12:48,620 [giggles] How are you? He's about 5'3" to 6'7". 384 00:12:48,689 --> 00:12:51,793 So any Black person that fits that description. 385 00:12:51,862 --> 00:12:53,379 [crying] Can you please just come? 386 00:12:53,448 --> 00:12:55,000 I don't know what to do. 387 00:12:55,068 --> 00:12:58,620 I feel so threatened, and I'm scared, and I just-- 388 00:12:58,689 --> 00:13:02,551 [sobbing] 389 00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:05,172 - Put it down. Let's all settle down. 390 00:13:05,241 --> 00:13:07,862 - Kevin, look, this-- this, uh--this whole shoot 391 00:13:07,931 --> 00:13:09,689 has been a-a shit show. - No. 392 00:13:09,758 --> 00:13:11,344 - No, no, no, maybe--maybe we should just-- 393 00:13:11,413 --> 00:13:13,482 I should just, you know, hire somebody else. 394 00:13:13,551 --> 00:13:17,896 - I'm--I'm--I'm--I'm going through something, right? 395 00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:19,275 - Okay. - I'm going through something. 396 00:13:19,344 --> 00:13:21,000 That's why you're--you're seeing what you're seeing. 397 00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:22,551 And I got to get my stuff together. 398 00:13:22,620 --> 00:13:23,724 - Okay. - Right? 399 00:13:23,793 --> 00:13:25,172 You want to talk turkey? - Okay. 400 00:13:25,241 --> 00:13:26,620 - Let's--let's talk turkey, okay. 401 00:13:26,689 --> 00:13:28,000 - Turkey. Go ahead. - Right now I got the turkey. 402 00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:29,034 I'm about to put it in the oven, 403 00:13:29,103 --> 00:13:30,448 but before I do, let me season it. 404 00:13:30,517 --> 00:13:31,620 - Let's season it up. 405 00:13:31,689 --> 00:13:32,655 - Can I season it up? - Do it up. 406 00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:33,758 - What if I want to let you direct 407 00:13:33,827 --> 00:13:36,413 my next three movies, huh? 408 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:37,689 You, they're yours. 409 00:13:37,758 --> 00:13:39,275 - Three? All three? - Three, in the bag. 410 00:13:39,344 --> 00:13:41,034 - Boom, boom, boom? - All three of them, yours. 411 00:13:41,103 --> 00:13:44,275 - No--no--no--no sequels. "Get Harder 2," that's not-- 412 00:13:44,344 --> 00:13:45,862 - "Get Hard." Now, wait a minute now. 413 00:13:45,931 --> 00:13:47,344 "Get Hard" was a good-- that was-- 414 00:13:47,413 --> 00:13:49,689 - It was okay. - It's a good movie, right? 415 00:13:49,758 --> 00:13:51,758 - Not great, but it was okay. - Okay, I get it. 416 00:13:51,827 --> 00:13:52,862 I mean, but we can--we can-- 417 00:13:52,931 --> 00:13:54,034 - No, we're good. We're good. 418 00:13:54,103 --> 00:13:55,275 I think we're good. - Okay, okay. 419 00:13:55,344 --> 00:13:56,413 But if that--are we-- they're yours. 420 00:13:56,482 --> 00:13:57,482 Are we good? - No, we're--we're-- 421 00:13:57,551 --> 00:13:58,896 - You say action-- - Come on. 422 00:13:58,965 --> 00:14:00,344 I feel bad about--come on. - Okay, come on, man. 423 00:14:00,413 --> 00:14:01,758 - Here we go. - All right? 424 00:14:01,827 --> 00:14:03,034 It's just a misunderstanding. 425 00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:05,206 - No, I know. And I love you. 426 00:14:05,275 --> 00:14:07,137 - All right, tempers get to flaring and flying. 427 00:14:07,206 --> 00:14:09,103 - Foo! I'm good. - Okay, hey, hey. 428 00:14:09,172 --> 00:14:11,000 Are we-- - Karen? 429 00:14:11,068 --> 00:14:12,172 - Where'd she go? - No, she's--she's fine. 430 00:14:12,241 --> 00:14:13,931 - How the fuck she get back there? 431 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,758 - She's just-- - Hey, hang up the phone. 432 00:14:15,827 --> 00:14:17,482 - Hang up, hang up. Stay safe. 433 00:14:17,551 --> 00:14:19,448 - Thank you. O-okay. - All right. 434 00:14:19,517 --> 00:14:20,931 - Thank you, man. - Okay, you're my guy. 435 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,827 - I'll make it worth your time. - No, you're my guy. 436 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,137 - All right. - You're my guy. 437 00:14:24,206 --> 00:14:25,655 I love you. You're my guy. 438 00:14:25,724 --> 00:14:28,931 I love you. Oh, boy. [sighs] 439 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:32,034 [hip-hop music] 440 00:14:32,103 --> 00:14:35,172 - Come on here, my queen. Oh, beautiful. 441 00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:37,344 - I should only be an hour. - Okay, cool. 442 00:14:37,413 --> 00:14:39,241 I got time to get me a foot massage 443 00:14:39,310 --> 00:14:42,413 and, uh, before you go, give me my sugar. 444 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,586 - New countertops and a she-shed 445 00:14:44,655 --> 00:14:46,448 will make a sister overlook some things-- 446 00:14:46,517 --> 00:14:48,137 a few things... 447 00:14:48,206 --> 00:14:49,517 a lot of things... 448 00:14:49,586 --> 00:14:50,896 several things... 449 00:14:50,965 --> 00:14:52,965 okay, all the things. 450 00:14:54,758 --> 00:14:56,000 - Peace. [car horn honks] 451 00:14:56,068 --> 00:14:58,103 - Prince Alibaba. 452 00:14:59,379 --> 00:15:01,724 Hi, Nick, we see you. It's just us. 453 00:15:01,793 --> 00:15:03,793 - Make sure. Stay ready so you never get ready, sister. 454 00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:05,103 - Yes. Yes, sir. 455 00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:06,172 - All right, all right. Down. 456 00:15:06,241 --> 00:15:08,206 All right. - Oh. 457 00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,448 - Appreciate you, cock brother number one. 458 00:15:10,517 --> 00:15:12,793 - Hey, you never texted me back, man. 459 00:15:12,862 --> 00:15:16,137 - My brother, I have never had the opportunity to allow you 460 00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:18,103 to meet my royal acquaintance, therefore, 461 00:15:18,172 --> 00:15:19,724 I don't know you, nigga. 462 00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:21,137 - All right, cool. I'll see you tonight. 463 00:15:21,206 --> 00:15:22,620 - Bye, babe. 464 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:24,517 - How did he get my number? [engine turning over] 465 00:15:24,586 --> 00:15:26,137 - I will put the cock brothers on him. 466 00:15:26,206 --> 00:15:27,689 We cock strong out here. 467 00:15:27,758 --> 00:15:30,172 - Your cock is strong, sir. Yes, come on, let's go. 468 00:15:31,689 --> 00:15:35,413 [clock ticking] 469 00:15:37,068 --> 00:15:40,689 - But, Nick, we have you on tape saying, "White kids suck." 470 00:15:40,758 --> 00:15:42,000 - You ain't got me on tape. 471 00:15:42,068 --> 00:15:44,172 I have said some horrible things 472 00:15:44,241 --> 00:15:45,896 about white people in my day, 473 00:15:45,965 --> 00:15:48,482 but I have never said that publicly. 474 00:15:48,551 --> 00:15:50,275 Sometimes the white kids that stay down the block... 475 00:15:50,344 --> 00:15:51,758 - Really? - Them motherfuckers suck. 476 00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:53,344 - Shh, shh. - Um... 477 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,000 - White kids suck. White kids suck. 478 00:15:56,068 --> 00:15:57,172 White kids suck. 479 00:15:57,241 --> 00:16:00,793 [dramatic music] 480 00:16:00,862 --> 00:16:01,827 - Mm. 481 00:16:01,896 --> 00:16:09,000 ♪ ♪ 482 00:16:10,068 --> 00:16:12,379 - That's one of the Wayans. 483 00:16:12,448 --> 00:16:13,724 - It does look like you. - In the eyes. 484 00:16:13,793 --> 00:16:15,172 That's one of the Wayans. That ain't me. 485 00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:17,241 - I mean, honestly, it could be anybody. 486 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,931 How do we know that this is legitimate? 487 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,172 I mean, I would hate for Nick to lose his job 488 00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:23,206 over one of those deepfake tapes. 489 00:16:23,275 --> 00:16:25,206 - Agreed. That's why we're investigating. 490 00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:27,241 Uh, we're not gonna make any hasty decisions 491 00:16:27,310 --> 00:16:29,103 until we have all the facts. 492 00:16:29,172 --> 00:16:30,517 As far as we're concerned, 493 00:16:30,586 --> 00:16:32,517 Nick is still the host of "Costume Star." 494 00:16:32,586 --> 00:16:34,931 - Investigate? Am I on trial here, huh? 495 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,344 Y'all treat me like I'm one of the Chicago Six. 496 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:39,586 - It was actually seven. 497 00:16:39,655 --> 00:16:41,965 - It was actually six, Trina, all right? 498 00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:44,206 'Cause the Black man ain't had shit to do with that, 499 00:16:44,275 --> 00:16:45,724 just like I ain't got shit to do with this. 500 00:16:45,793 --> 00:16:48,137 I don't care what tape you got. Me and Bobby Seale-- 501 00:16:48,206 --> 00:16:50,000 - Okay, all right, got it. 502 00:16:51,862 --> 00:16:54,344 Ten. - Six! 503 00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:56,103 - Do we know where the tape originated? 504 00:16:56,172 --> 00:16:58,344 - That's confidential. 505 00:16:58,413 --> 00:17:00,724 - Like the plot to take down DaBaby? 506 00:17:00,793 --> 00:17:02,793 - Okay, Nick. All right, you know what? 507 00:17:02,862 --> 00:17:05,241 I'm gonna ask you to just step outside for a moment, okay? 508 00:17:05,310 --> 00:17:06,827 And let me talk to them privately, okay? 509 00:17:06,896 --> 00:17:10,965 - You all want to have some beige conversation, huh? 510 00:17:11,034 --> 00:17:12,586 I need you to be Angela Davis beige. 511 00:17:12,655 --> 00:17:15,482 - I got you. - Not Sade, Angela. 512 00:17:19,517 --> 00:17:22,172 - No, no, no. The clone is at the condo. 513 00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:24,137 I told him to stay put. 514 00:17:24,206 --> 00:17:26,137 Yo, I got to go. 515 00:17:26,206 --> 00:17:27,517 What's up, Nick? 516 00:17:27,586 --> 00:17:29,000 - Man, what you doing here? 517 00:17:29,068 --> 00:17:31,413 - What? What you mean what am I doing here, Nick? 518 00:17:31,482 --> 00:17:33,965 - Yeah. - I'm here to support you, man. 519 00:17:34,034 --> 00:17:36,620 I heard that white whipping you took. 520 00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:38,344 - Devils is busy. 521 00:17:38,413 --> 00:17:40,689 - We got to stick together, Nick. 522 00:17:40,758 --> 00:17:43,275 - That's what's up, Black man. You know what's going on, man-- 523 00:17:43,344 --> 00:17:45,793 - Next up for host, Duane Martin. 524 00:17:45,862 --> 00:17:47,586 - Present. 525 00:17:47,655 --> 00:17:49,793 [dramatic music] 526 00:17:49,862 --> 00:17:52,724 - You here to audition for my job, Duane? 527 00:17:54,172 --> 00:17:55,896 - Why would I do something like that, Nick? 528 00:17:55,965 --> 00:17:57,448 Why would you accuse me 529 00:17:57,517 --> 00:18:00,310 of doing something like that, Nick, huh? 530 00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:02,896 It's me, man. Nick-- 531 00:18:05,689 --> 00:18:07,862 You know, I'm--I'm going through a lot right now. 532 00:18:07,931 --> 00:18:09,724 Everybody's blaming me for everything. 533 00:18:09,793 --> 00:18:10,724 They think-- 534 00:18:14,620 --> 00:18:16,413 I'm so disappointed. I was so here for you. 535 00:18:16,482 --> 00:18:19,379 My heart was so open, and my, my-- 536 00:18:23,137 --> 00:18:26,206 [breathes deeply] 537 00:18:34,931 --> 00:18:37,517 [Young Thug's "Ski"] 538 00:18:37,586 --> 00:18:38,724 - All right, guys. Everybody ante. 539 00:18:38,793 --> 00:18:40,793 Two chips in. Two chips in. 540 00:18:40,862 --> 00:18:42,275 All right, and we'll do 1,000 per person, okay? 541 00:18:42,344 --> 00:18:43,448 - Here you go. 542 00:18:43,517 --> 00:18:44,724 - Before the game, let's address 543 00:18:44,793 --> 00:18:46,448 the elephant in the room, JB. - JB. 544 00:18:46,517 --> 00:18:48,413 - You have to pay when you lose. 545 00:18:48,482 --> 00:18:50,724 - You got to pay, JB. - Okay? You cannot-- 546 00:18:50,793 --> 00:18:52,241 - Stop the bullshit, JB. 547 00:18:52,310 --> 00:18:53,758 - You can't keep showing up to the next game 548 00:18:53,827 --> 00:18:55,758 as if you paid your debt for the last game... 549 00:18:55,827 --> 00:18:56,862 - That's right. - When you didn't pay it. 550 00:18:56,931 --> 00:18:58,241 - I always pay my debt. 551 00:18:58,310 --> 00:18:59,448 You want me to pay as soon as the game is over? 552 00:18:59,517 --> 00:19:00,965 I'm just gonna pay right there? 553 00:19:01,034 --> 00:19:02,896 - Okay, can--can we-- can we make it very clear 554 00:19:02,965 --> 00:19:04,482 that after today you pay? 555 00:19:04,551 --> 00:19:06,000 - I pay. - Thank you. 556 00:19:06,068 --> 00:19:07,689 Uh, I wish y'all could have been with me on set today. 557 00:19:07,758 --> 00:19:09,620 When I tell y'all Gail is killing me-- 558 00:19:09,689 --> 00:19:12,068 Dude, the performance, everything, the whole nine. 559 00:19:12,137 --> 00:19:13,896 - Yeah, we heard you were cussing out some people. 560 00:19:13,965 --> 00:19:16,241 - Shit, I think I might have to cuss some people out on my set. 561 00:19:16,310 --> 00:19:17,344 - Yeah. - [whispering] White people. 562 00:19:17,413 --> 00:19:18,689 - Yeah, we get it. 563 00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:20,310 - Wait, what-- it's not shocking anymore. 564 00:19:20,379 --> 00:19:22,103 You're not dropping big news on us 565 00:19:22,172 --> 00:19:23,448 when you say "white people." 566 00:19:23,517 --> 00:19:25,137 We don't expect it to be anybody else 567 00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:26,310 at this point, Nick. 568 00:19:26,379 --> 00:19:27,620 Stop messing up my stories. 569 00:19:27,689 --> 00:19:29,103 I'm trying to give good news to the table. 570 00:19:29,172 --> 00:19:30,241 You keep... - Keep dealing. 571 00:19:30,310 --> 00:19:31,827 - Cutting me off. - Man, why you--? 572 00:19:31,896 --> 00:19:33,896 - All right, uh, I want to put this in the air now. 573 00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:35,793 Don't be shocked when you hear Oscar buzz. 574 00:19:35,862 --> 00:19:38,310 That's right-- I will be getting a call, 575 00:19:38,379 --> 00:19:40,275 but this time it will be about a nomination. 576 00:19:40,344 --> 00:19:41,379 Mark my words. 577 00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:42,689 - After all they did to you, 578 00:19:42,758 --> 00:19:44,379 you gonna chase that white man's award. 579 00:19:44,448 --> 00:19:45,586 - Ain't nobody chasing no white man's award. 580 00:19:45,655 --> 00:19:47,034 I'm talking about getting nominated, Nick. 581 00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,655 [cell phone ringing] You just stay off my ass, man. 582 00:19:48,724 --> 00:19:51,448 - Oscar's a black name. Oscar Robinson. 583 00:19:51,517 --> 00:19:54,344 Oscar "Mooshay", Oscar Mayer, Oscar the Grouch. 584 00:19:54,413 --> 00:19:57,689 That was a green brother in the trash can in Harlem, Uptown. 585 00:19:57,758 --> 00:19:59,379 - It's Micheaux, not Mooshay. 586 00:20:00,758 --> 00:20:02,068 - Everybody knows it's Mooshay. 587 00:20:02,137 --> 00:20:03,310 - I don't know who "Mooshow" is. 588 00:20:03,379 --> 00:20:04,310 - Why is Trina here? - All y'all wrong. 589 00:20:04,379 --> 00:20:05,862 - Buzz her in. 590 00:20:05,931 --> 00:20:08,724 - So is that where you and Duane snuck off to? 591 00:20:08,793 --> 00:20:09,896 The photo shoot? 592 00:20:09,965 --> 00:20:12,172 [dramatic note] 593 00:20:12,241 --> 00:20:13,241 - Uh... 594 00:20:13,310 --> 00:20:16,206 Yes. Yes. Where else would I be? 595 00:20:16,275 --> 00:20:17,724 Boris, come on, man. Stop. 596 00:20:17,793 --> 00:20:19,241 - Boris is right. 597 00:20:19,310 --> 00:20:21,724 How your ass gonna be in two places at one goddamn time? 598 00:20:21,793 --> 00:20:23,413 - Exactly. - Shah told me she saw 599 00:20:23,482 --> 00:20:25,862 a photo of you and Akira getting a mani-pedi. 600 00:20:25,931 --> 00:20:27,482 - Okay, you know what? - What was that about? 601 00:20:27,551 --> 00:20:29,034 - You know what? I'll tell you exactly what it's about. 602 00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:30,103 - What was that all about? 603 00:20:30,172 --> 00:20:31,379 - First of all, good scheduling. 604 00:20:31,448 --> 00:20:33,034 That's what it's about. Good scheduling. 605 00:20:33,103 --> 00:20:34,724 Second of all, I don't want to start any trouble 606 00:20:34,793 --> 00:20:36,448 'cause it's not what I'm here to do, 607 00:20:36,517 --> 00:20:37,896 but I want to tell you this, 608 00:20:37,965 --> 00:20:40,310 and I want to tell you in the nicest way possible. 609 00:20:40,379 --> 00:20:41,931 She's a fucking liar. 610 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,310 You hear me? She's a fucking liar, JB. 611 00:20:44,379 --> 00:20:45,586 - You know what I'm gonna do? - Yeah. 612 00:20:45,655 --> 00:20:46,862 - I'ma tell her ass you said that, too. 613 00:20:46,931 --> 00:20:48,275 - You can tell her. - And then what I'ma do? 614 00:20:48,344 --> 00:20:50,034 I'ma set one of those celebrity boxing matches up 615 00:20:50,103 --> 00:20:51,551 and--and have her fuck you up. 616 00:20:51,620 --> 00:20:53,103 - What is wrong with a brother taking care of himself 617 00:20:53,172 --> 00:20:54,689 getting a mani and pedi? 618 00:20:54,758 --> 00:20:56,551 I take care of my cuticles. Let me see your cuticles. 619 00:20:56,620 --> 00:20:58,517 - You take care of your what? - Cuticles. 620 00:20:58,586 --> 00:21:00,206 - Listen to this dumb shit here. 621 00:21:00,275 --> 00:21:01,758 Explain it to me. 622 00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:03,655 Tell me how you go in your office and you clean up 623 00:21:03,724 --> 00:21:04,931 those little boxes that people work in. 624 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,344 - That's a cubicle, you dummy. Cubicle. 625 00:21:08,413 --> 00:21:12,517 - I said "cuticle." Cu-ticle. 626 00:21:12,586 --> 00:21:15,241 - Okay. Learn something new every day. 627 00:21:15,310 --> 00:21:16,827 - Can we just play? - Yeah, it's fine, we can play. 628 00:21:16,896 --> 00:21:19,103 Go back to play-- - What's up, fellas? 629 00:21:19,172 --> 00:21:20,931 Hope y'all like Italian. 630 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,275 - Is this the--What? - What's up, Kev? 631 00:21:22,344 --> 00:21:23,758 - What--what is happening? 632 00:21:23,827 --> 00:21:25,137 - What's going on, boy? How you feel? 633 00:21:25,206 --> 00:21:26,172 What's up, OG? - Hey, hey. 634 00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:27,482 - Bless. What's up, Big? 635 00:21:27,551 --> 00:21:29,448 - Hey. - JB Smoove, what's up? 636 00:21:29,517 --> 00:21:31,000 - Hey. - I thought this was family. 637 00:21:31,068 --> 00:21:32,965 What are you doing here? - Don't do that, man. 638 00:21:33,034 --> 00:21:35,586 You told me if I come through, you'd spot that thou-wow. 639 00:21:35,655 --> 00:21:37,551 Let me get a couple chips. 640 00:21:37,620 --> 00:21:39,517 - I spot you a thou-wow? 641 00:21:39,586 --> 00:21:42,482 - Yeah. Come on, don't be like that, brother. 642 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,482 - These clones are out of control-- 643 00:21:44,551 --> 00:21:46,793 shopping sprees, choking directors. 644 00:21:46,862 --> 00:21:49,448 Now I got Chef Bum-ardee in the damn kitchen. 645 00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:51,241 I got to have a talk with myselves. 646 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,758 And you gave me the guys' numbers, okay? 647 00:21:52,827 --> 00:21:54,655 - I gave you the guys' numbers? 648 00:21:54,724 --> 00:21:56,896 - Is that you who's calling me all the time? 649 00:21:56,965 --> 00:21:58,068 - Of course that's me. 650 00:21:58,137 --> 00:21:59,655 You don't never pick up the phone. 651 00:21:59,724 --> 00:22:01,551 Nick, you still ain't text me back, man. 652 00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:03,551 - Nigga, I don't know you! - [chuckles] 653 00:22:03,620 --> 00:22:05,586 - Why he on me like I owe him child support? 654 00:22:05,655 --> 00:22:08,000 - Well, man, you probably do. - Maybe he's your son. 655 00:22:09,586 --> 00:22:11,931 - Can I talk to him? 656 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,068 I ain't the one to start no trouble, man, 657 00:22:14,137 --> 00:22:15,551 but I know who set you up. 658 00:22:15,620 --> 00:22:17,241 [dramatic note] 659 00:22:17,310 --> 00:22:19,034 - Wait, what? - Yeah. 660 00:22:19,103 --> 00:22:20,896 - No. - We don't-- 661 00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:22,344 - Are we gossiping now? Is that what we're doing? 662 00:22:22,413 --> 00:22:23,758 - No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. 663 00:22:23,827 --> 00:22:25,379 You ain't gonna be disrespecting my guest. 664 00:22:25,448 --> 00:22:26,862 - What you know, man? - Yeah. 665 00:22:26,931 --> 00:22:30,310 He don't wear a costume, steals Black music, 666 00:22:30,379 --> 00:22:32,379 Elvis hair. 667 00:22:32,448 --> 00:22:34,655 - Robin. - Robin, Robin. 668 00:22:34,724 --> 00:22:36,551 - I asked Robin to AirDrop me 669 00:22:36,620 --> 00:22:39,034 the Spanish version of "What's Going On." 670 00:22:39,103 --> 00:22:43,931 He sent the wrong file. Now I know all what's going on. 671 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,413 - I knew it was that bird motherfucker. 672 00:22:46,482 --> 00:22:47,379 - Let that out, Nick. 673 00:22:47,448 --> 00:22:51,068 - Ooh! 674 00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:54,068 I should drive over Robin's house right now 675 00:22:54,137 --> 00:22:57,034 and go straight Turner on that motherfucker! 676 00:22:57,103 --> 00:23:01,827 Nat, Ike, Truck, Tina! 677 00:23:03,689 --> 00:23:06,137 I got better plans. [giggles] 678 00:23:06,206 --> 00:23:10,413 I got better plans for that ass, Robin. 679 00:23:10,482 --> 00:23:11,896 - Now, hold on, Nick. 680 00:23:11,965 --> 00:23:14,241 You getting a heavy level of chap brewing on your lips. 681 00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:15,551 You need to calm down. 682 00:23:15,620 --> 00:23:16,931 Don't get your turban in a bunch. 683 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:20,034 Now, Robin may be a piece of shit at times, 684 00:23:20,103 --> 00:23:21,827 but he would never do that to you, Nick. 685 00:23:21,896 --> 00:23:23,586 He would never do that to you. Now, come on. 686 00:23:23,655 --> 00:23:25,275 Let's just play an innocent game. 687 00:23:25,344 --> 00:23:27,206 - Nigga... 688 00:23:27,275 --> 00:23:29,034 I got the receipts. 689 00:23:29,103 --> 00:23:30,655 You want to see? 690 00:23:30,724 --> 00:23:34,034 Don't do this to me, baby. Let me see. 691 00:23:34,103 --> 00:23:36,172 Lettin' everybody play with my phone. 692 00:23:36,241 --> 00:23:38,551 [cell phone beeps] Any one of y'all got a charger 693 00:23:38,620 --> 00:23:41,137 for a Motorola Razr flip phone? 694 00:23:41,206 --> 00:23:44,000 - Yeah, yeah, let me see it. What kind is it? 695 00:23:44,068 --> 00:23:47,103 - Oh, it's a Moto Razr. - Is it? 696 00:23:47,172 --> 00:23:49,034 I'm just trying to make sure it's the one that I got. 697 00:23:49,103 --> 00:23:51,758 Yeah, yeah, I got this. Here we go right here. 698 00:23:51,827 --> 00:23:53,620 Let's just put this in this goddamn lasagna 699 00:23:53,689 --> 00:23:54,862 and get your ass out of here. 700 00:23:54,931 --> 00:23:57,620 Take it out! - Kevin, be nice. 701 00:23:57,689 --> 00:23:59,965 - Ain't no--ain't no eggplant in it? 702 00:24:00,034 --> 00:24:01,551 No peas? Carrots? 703 00:24:01,620 --> 00:24:04,862 - I don't know how I attract these levels of uncomfort. 704 00:24:04,931 --> 00:24:06,827 But if that--was that okay to y'all? 705 00:24:06,896 --> 00:24:08,172 - Who is this guy? - What do you mean? 706 00:24:08,241 --> 00:24:09,827 That's Trina's man. I got no idea. 707 00:24:09,896 --> 00:24:11,724 - What's he doing here? - I thought it was Trina. 708 00:24:11,793 --> 00:24:14,551 - He said you gave him our numbers! 709 00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:17,137 - Okay, obviously, guys, if I'd have done that, 710 00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:18,896 then I would have said I did it--I didn't do that. 711 00:24:18,965 --> 00:24:20,448 I didn't--I didn't know he was coming here tonight. 712 00:24:20,517 --> 00:24:22,241 - A white man... - Okay. 713 00:24:22,310 --> 00:24:24,758 - Is trying to ruin me... - Okay, Nick, Nick. 714 00:24:24,827 --> 00:24:26,034 - Again! 715 00:24:28,034 --> 00:24:30,413 - The first time-- in the white man's defense, 716 00:24:30,482 --> 00:24:32,241 you ruined yourself. 717 00:24:32,310 --> 00:24:35,379 - ♪ Rep your city, rep your city ♪ 718 00:24:35,448 --> 00:24:36,862 [cheers and applause] 719 00:24:36,931 --> 00:24:40,103 All right. Yes, yeah. 720 00:24:40,172 --> 00:24:41,724 Yeah! 721 00:24:43,862 --> 00:24:47,413 Yeah, yeah, all right. 722 00:24:47,482 --> 00:24:49,655 Settle down. Settle down. 723 00:24:49,724 --> 00:24:51,344 Now, I want you guys all to understand 724 00:24:51,413 --> 00:24:54,551 that normally "Verse Us" features conglomerates, 725 00:24:54,620 --> 00:24:58,068 major artists of our generation going head-to-head, right? 726 00:24:58,137 --> 00:24:59,689 Tonight's gonna be a little different, 727 00:24:59,758 --> 00:25:02,275 and I'ma tell you why, 'cause we're raising money for kids. 728 00:25:02,344 --> 00:25:04,931 Keep that in your mind. It's a good cause, all right? 729 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,517 Now, with that being said, 730 00:25:06,586 --> 00:25:08,344 our first artist coming up here tonight, 731 00:25:08,413 --> 00:25:09,931 he's got, like, maybe one, maybe two hits, 732 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,172 depending on who you are-- might like it, might not. 733 00:25:12,241 --> 00:25:14,413 Without further ado, Robin Thicke! 734 00:25:14,482 --> 00:25:17,551 [cheers and applause] 735 00:25:26,206 --> 00:25:27,482 - All right, hit it. 736 00:25:27,551 --> 00:25:29,241 [Robin Thicke's "Wanna Love You Girl" plays] 737 00:25:29,310 --> 00:25:30,310 Hey. 738 00:25:30,379 --> 00:25:33,310 ♪ ♪ 739 00:25:33,379 --> 00:25:36,965 ♪ She's the kinda girl you want to marry ♪ 740 00:25:37,034 --> 00:25:39,034 - Yo, yo, yo, what up, bro? 741 00:25:39,103 --> 00:25:40,931 Listen, we got a little bit of a problem. 742 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,517 - What do you mean we got a problem? 743 00:25:42,586 --> 00:25:44,068 - Not a big problem, just a little bit about your height. 744 00:25:44,137 --> 00:25:45,413 - Something wrong with the clones? 745 00:25:45,482 --> 00:25:46,551 - Nothing's wrong with the clones. 746 00:25:46,620 --> 00:25:47,655 Look, who's handling the clones? 747 00:25:47,724 --> 00:25:48,827 - You are. - Right. 748 00:25:48,896 --> 00:25:50,241 Nothing's wrong with the clones. 749 00:25:50,310 --> 00:25:52,793 But Beib went to a Triple-A meeting. 750 00:25:52,862 --> 00:25:54,827 - A Triple-A-- - No, no, double A. 751 00:25:54,896 --> 00:25:56,000 What is it? Triple, double? 752 00:25:56,068 --> 00:25:57,620 - What do you mean? An AA meeting? 753 00:25:57,689 --> 00:25:58,965 - Yea, the thing-- the drink thing. 754 00:25:59,034 --> 00:26:01,068 He had the shakes. - Well, it's anonymous. 755 00:26:01,137 --> 00:26:02,896 They're not gonna know he's not there. 756 00:26:02,965 --> 00:26:04,241 I'm trying to raise money, Duane. 757 00:26:04,310 --> 00:26:05,620 What am I gonna do now? 758 00:26:05,689 --> 00:26:07,034 - I got a plan, right? This one is gonna work. 759 00:26:07,103 --> 00:26:08,379 You got to trust me on this, okay? 760 00:26:08,448 --> 00:26:10,034 - I got to trust you? - We don't need Beibs. 761 00:26:10,103 --> 00:26:11,931 - It's bad enough I'm over here dealing with El Salvador. 762 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,793 Okay, I'm already in the shit show. 763 00:26:14,862 --> 00:26:16,344 - I got you. 764 00:26:16,413 --> 00:26:20,517 - ♪ I want to love you ♪ 765 00:26:20,586 --> 00:26:22,241 Whoo! 766 00:26:22,310 --> 00:26:25,172 [cheers and applause] 767 00:26:39,551 --> 00:26:41,862 - Um...wow. 768 00:26:41,931 --> 00:26:43,448 I know everybody was expecting 769 00:26:43,517 --> 00:26:45,103 Justin Bieber to be here... [audience groans] 770 00:26:45,172 --> 00:26:46,793 But he's going through some stuff. 771 00:26:46,862 --> 00:26:48,551 So, you guys, instead of having him, 772 00:26:48,620 --> 00:26:50,758 you guys got--you got me, okay? 773 00:26:50,827 --> 00:26:53,000 all: Boo! - No. 774 00:26:55,275 --> 00:26:57,206 Yeah. Yeah. 775 00:26:57,275 --> 00:27:01,551 Well, speaking of boo, I want to dedicate 776 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:04,448 this next song to my boo... 777 00:27:04,517 --> 00:27:05,448 Akira. 778 00:27:05,517 --> 00:27:06,827 all: Aw. 779 00:27:06,896 --> 00:27:08,620 - This is--this is for you. 780 00:27:08,689 --> 00:27:11,413 ♪ Oh ♪ 781 00:27:11,482 --> 00:27:13,241 - He's gonna kill him. Robin's gonna kill. 782 00:27:13,310 --> 00:27:17,413 - He's gonna suck so bad. [both chuckling] 783 00:27:17,482 --> 00:27:20,068 - Oh, my God, he's gonna die on that stage. 784 00:27:20,137 --> 00:27:22,758 - Let's go, let's go. One, two, three, hit it! 785 00:27:22,827 --> 00:27:24,965 ♪ Sweet lady ♪ 786 00:27:25,034 --> 00:27:26,862 ♪ Would you be my ♪ 787 00:27:26,931 --> 00:27:30,379 ♪ Sweet love for a lifetime? ♪ 788 00:27:30,448 --> 00:27:34,413 ♪ I'll be there when you need me ♪ 789 00:27:34,482 --> 00:27:35,724 - What the-- 790 00:27:35,793 --> 00:27:37,310 ♪ ♪ 791 00:27:37,379 --> 00:27:39,931 [vocalizing] 792 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,379 - ♪ My sweet lady ♪ 793 00:27:42,448 --> 00:27:44,517 ♪ ♪ 794 00:27:44,586 --> 00:27:46,517 ♪ Now, any other day ♪ 795 00:27:46,586 --> 00:27:48,241 ♪ I would play it cool ♪ 796 00:27:48,310 --> 00:27:52,068 ♪ But I can't now 'cause I want you ♪ 797 00:27:52,137 --> 00:27:55,448 ♪ See, I'm hooked on how you flex your style ♪ 798 00:27:55,517 --> 00:27:59,103 ♪ And I want to talk for a little while ♪ 799 00:27:59,172 --> 00:28:01,241 ♪ I've never really-- ♪ 800 00:28:01,310 --> 00:28:05,517 - Yo! I tried to tell him. I had a plan. 801 00:28:05,586 --> 00:28:07,724 I heard the clone singing in the shower. 802 00:28:07,793 --> 00:28:08,862 I wasn't looking. 803 00:28:08,931 --> 00:28:10,586 And I was like, "Damn, 804 00:28:10,655 --> 00:28:13,413 I wish there was a way I could manage his music career." 805 00:28:13,482 --> 00:28:16,793 - ♪ Sweet lady, would you be my ♪ 806 00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:21,206 ♪ Sweet love for a lifetime? ♪ 807 00:28:21,275 --> 00:28:24,068 ♪ I'll be there when you need me ♪ 808 00:28:24,137 --> 00:28:27,482 ♪ Just call me, my sweet lady ♪ 809 00:28:27,551 --> 00:28:29,000 ♪ Sweet lady ♪ 810 00:28:29,068 --> 00:28:31,344 - I don't know what's going on. 811 00:28:31,413 --> 00:28:34,931 Last time I heard Kevin sing, he sounded like shit! 812 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,551 Something fishy going on here. 813 00:28:36,620 --> 00:28:39,758 - ♪ When you need me, just call me ♪ 814 00:28:39,827 --> 00:28:42,241 ♪ My sweet lady ♪ 815 00:28:42,310 --> 00:28:44,793 ♪ Yeah ♪ 816 00:28:44,862 --> 00:28:47,172 [cheers and applause] 817 00:28:47,241 --> 00:28:48,758 - Wow. 818 00:28:48,827 --> 00:28:50,344 - The devil's in the building. 819 00:28:50,413 --> 00:28:53,206 All this running around lying and sneaking around, Kevin. 820 00:28:53,275 --> 00:28:56,206 Whoo-whee, I know what's going on here, man. 821 00:28:56,275 --> 00:28:58,103 And now your ass can sing, huh? 822 00:28:58,172 --> 00:28:59,724 I know you're part of that Illuminati. 823 00:28:59,793 --> 00:29:01,310 I know what's happening, Kevin, huh? 824 00:29:01,379 --> 00:29:04,241 It's time for Operation: Stalk Kevin Hart. 825 00:29:04,310 --> 00:29:07,689 - Thank you so much, man. You're--you're an inspiration. 826 00:29:07,758 --> 00:29:09,000 - It's okay. You set me up. 827 00:29:09,068 --> 00:29:10,413 - I love you, man. - All right. 828 00:29:10,482 --> 00:29:12,517 - No, you set me up, motherfucker. 829 00:29:12,586 --> 00:29:13,793 [dramatic note] 830 00:29:13,862 --> 00:29:16,206 - Who's a motherfucker? 831 00:29:16,275 --> 00:29:17,793 - Gosh. - Kevin, come here, baby. 832 00:29:17,862 --> 00:29:19,068 - What? What you talking about? 833 00:29:19,137 --> 00:29:22,068 - You know what I'm talking about--that tape. 834 00:29:22,137 --> 00:29:24,275 - Oh, oh, yeah, the tape. 835 00:29:24,344 --> 00:29:27,275 - Goddamn right I saw the tape. This motherfucker's a fake. 836 00:29:27,344 --> 00:29:28,793 - Hey, man. - This ain't hip-hop. 837 00:29:28,862 --> 00:29:30,241 He lip syncing! He from Malibu! 838 00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:31,896 - Oh, you want to do something about it, cuz? 839 00:29:31,965 --> 00:29:34,206 Come on. - I'll whup your white ass. 840 00:29:34,275 --> 00:29:37,000 - You got a white baby mama. - That's beside the point! 841 00:29:37,068 --> 00:29:39,275 This grouches up on my on my Jadakiss shit. 842 00:29:39,344 --> 00:29:41,517 - Toro, motherfucker. - [grunts] 843 00:29:41,586 --> 00:29:44,517 [people screaming] 844 00:29:48,724 --> 00:29:50,103 - It's not too hard, is it? 845 00:29:50,172 --> 00:29:51,413 - No. - Okay. 846 00:29:51,482 --> 00:29:54,206 - I love having you here to myself. 847 00:29:54,275 --> 00:29:56,103 - I love being here for you... 848 00:29:56,172 --> 00:29:58,379 for you to have me to yourself. 849 00:29:58,448 --> 00:30:00,206 [chuckles] You're my priority. I told you that. 850 00:30:00,275 --> 00:30:03,137 I want to make you the priority for everything-- 851 00:30:03,206 --> 00:30:05,241 just you, all about you. 852 00:30:05,310 --> 00:30:08,482 Always will be about you. Nothing else matters but you. 853 00:30:08,551 --> 00:30:12,862 - Oh, my God, that feels so good, you saying that. 854 00:30:12,931 --> 00:30:14,379 [sighs] 855 00:30:14,448 --> 00:30:17,689 Shit, I'm about to put the drawz on him. 856 00:30:17,758 --> 00:30:18,931 Come here. - Ooh. 857 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,413 Okay. Oh, God. 858 00:30:20,482 --> 00:30:22,310 [door beeps] 859 00:30:22,379 --> 00:30:24,896 [distant dog barking] - Oh, God. 860 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,379 - Oh, my God, that feels so good. 861 00:30:31,758 --> 00:30:33,862 - Stuff is starting to tingle a little bit. 862 00:30:33,931 --> 00:30:35,862 - Good, I like that. 863 00:30:35,931 --> 00:30:37,379 Okay, shh. 864 00:30:37,448 --> 00:30:41,586 Baby, I'm gonna rock your world. 865 00:30:41,655 --> 00:30:43,310 - [whispering] Akira. 866 00:30:43,379 --> 00:30:46,000 - [moaning] 867 00:30:49,724 --> 00:30:53,862 I'm gonna make you the happiest man in the world. 868 00:30:53,931 --> 00:30:56,241 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 869 00:30:56,310 --> 00:30:57,931 - Oh, oh. 870 00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,862 - Oh, we're gonna have twins, baby! 871 00:30:59,931 --> 00:31:01,758 - What the hell is going on, huh? 872 00:31:01,827 --> 00:31:02,965 [gasps] 873 00:31:03,034 --> 00:31:04,862 [dramatic note] 874 00:31:04,931 --> 00:31:07,275 - Oh, my God. What the fuck? 875 00:31:07,344 --> 00:31:08,413 Wait. 876 00:31:08,482 --> 00:31:10,413 K-Kevin? 877 00:31:10,482 --> 00:31:12,586 Wait. 878 00:31:12,655 --> 00:31:15,137 What the fuck? 879 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,655 ♪ Got a story, back it up ♪ 880 00:31:22,724 --> 00:31:25,172 ♪ Yeah, you told me you was with your homeys ♪ 881 00:31:25,241 --> 00:31:28,275 ♪ You never phone me just to say "what's up?" ♪ 882 00:31:28,344 --> 00:31:30,931 ♪ I can't believe a word you say ♪ 883 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,827 ♪ Word you say, no more ♪ 884 00:31:32,896 --> 00:31:34,965 ♪ Why do you got two plates on your receipt from the store? ♪ 885 00:31:35,034 --> 00:31:37,448 ♪ Why you buying clothes you can't afford? ♪ 886 00:31:37,517 --> 00:31:39,137 ♪ Who are you trying to impress? ♪