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{\an8}‎(東方快車)

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‎四年前,尼克和奧黛麗斯皮茨

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‎偵破本世紀倍受關注的幾起謀殺疑案

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‎天啊!

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‎-要拔出來嗎?
‎-不行,這刀有30公分

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‎-我插回去
‎-不要

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‎遵循一炮而紅的慣例

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‎尼克和奧黛麗立刻辭掉工作

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‎他們投入畢生積蓄

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‎想在私家偵探界闖出一片天

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‎-對
‎-失陪一下

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‎好,沒問題

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‎你是有多愛吃洋芋片?

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‎妳敢講我?我看妳嗑掉兩份鮮蝦盅

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‎別再干擾我了,好嗎?

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‎不幸的是,轉職過程並不順利

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‎男人到了某個年紀...這跟妳沒有關係

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‎有些男人不會

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‎-對,可是...
‎-別拿我出氣

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‎羅恩,聽說你在偷吃

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‎不會吧?我們結婚25年了

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‎寶貝

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‎我最近一個人出門
‎是要安排結婚紀念日的驚喜

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‎-好貼心喔
‎-這...

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‎-別這樣
‎-對不起

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‎我愛妳

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‎不好意思,插個話

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‎麻煩付一下帳單

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‎我們就不打擾你們親熱了

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‎-帳單?你們要她付錢?
‎-不行

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‎-我們說好了...
‎-是妳勾引我

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‎-我是在臥底
‎-假裝勾引你

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‎越來越扯了

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‎生意每況愈下

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‎尼克和奧黛麗只能祈求天降奇蹟...

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‎快跑

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‎...希望身邊有人被做掉

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‎《奪命鴛殃 2》

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‎天啊

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‎老公

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‎不能放海浪或悅耳的聲音嗎?

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‎聽鯨魚的聲音,我比較好睡

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‎-妳沒收了我的安眠藥
‎-你知道為什麼嗎?

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‎記得你上次吃完怎麼樣嗎?

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‎你夢遊走到大廳

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‎穿著我的內褲,在沙發上澆水

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‎我不記得那件事

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‎你看,門房拍了照片
‎我拿來當螢幕保護程式

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‎-那是別人
‎-好吧

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‎聽我說

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‎寶貝

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‎如果你睡不著

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‎我們可以

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{\an8}‎一起看完一章

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{\an8}‎我看了幾頁

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‎那個人根本在亂講

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‎老公,考題是這個人出的

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‎你要考過才能取得執照

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‎我當過警察

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‎不需要一張紙來證明我的能力

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‎我知道我在幹嘛

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‎但我們都認同
‎這套課程對生意有幫助

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‎妳真的覺得生意不好是這個原因?

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‎我們都有執照
‎應該會有比較好的客戶上門

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‎懂得行銷,才會有好的客戶

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‎懂得行銷?例如你的牙線名片?

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{\an8}‎-對
‎-不會吧?天啊

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{\an8}‎這叫顛覆性行銷

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‎這沒有顛覆,人家會搞混
‎我們不是牙醫,我們...

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‎我可以講得比睡眠機大聲

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‎老公,不要這樣

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‎好啦,算了

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‎你不想當偵探了嗎?

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‎我想,我想當偵探

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‎只是,我們都只聊工作

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‎有一起工作又相處愉快的夫妻嗎?

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‎怪奇比莉和菲尼亞斯

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‎他們是兄妹

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‎寶貝,我知道
‎這跟我們當初想的不一樣

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‎(王公)

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‎那是什麼聲音?

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‎是我的手機

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‎王公,有禮了,什麼事?老兄

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‎尼克兄,在幹嘛?

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‎你在割草嗎?那是什麼聲音?

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‎我在騎水上摩托車啦,老哥!

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‎一邊騎水上摩托車,一邊講電話?

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‎尼克,哥兒們,我的好兄弟

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‎王公要結婚了!

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‎太棒了

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‎我跟奧黛麗講

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‎奧黛麗!他要結婚了

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‎-什麼?
‎-對

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‎維克!

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‎恭喜,我們很替你高興

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‎謝謝!她是巴黎的大美女

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‎就是有艾菲爾鐵塔的鬼地方

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‎週末我要在新買的私人島嶼結婚

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‎妳和尼克都要來,錢都我出

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‎我要看你們兩位貴賓
‎在舞池手淫足蹈!

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‎是“手舞足蹈”

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‎不是,老兄,我有...媽的!

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‎怎麼了?

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‎妳有聽到錢都他出嗎?

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‎-我們週末要工作
‎-我真的需要去度個假

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‎老公,記得上次度假發生什麼事嗎?

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‎記得,有些人死了

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‎不是有些人,是很多人

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‎死五個人算很多?

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‎好,等一下,我想一下

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‎-她要讓步了
‎-好,所以...

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‎-她要讓步了
‎-等一下

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‎好,說吧

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‎好,我同意

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‎我們應該可以休息一下

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‎-休息?
‎-遠離這些

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‎-只是放鬆一分鐘
‎-不...

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‎不對,至少放鬆一個週末

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‎一整個週末,我們不能...

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‎我們...我們的大腦需要休息一下

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‎-別聊這件事
‎-我起雞皮疙瘩了

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‎因為我們要去度假吧?

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‎-真好...
‎-好決定

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‎喜歡這個風景嗎,屎漬夫婦?

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‎不好意思,抱歉,是...

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‎我們是尼克和奧黛麗斯皮茨,是...

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‎不過,對,風景非常漂亮

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‎想聽音樂嗎,屎漬夫婦?

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‎是斯皮茨,不是屎漬,好嗎?

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‎對,有嘻哈鬥牛梗和泰勒屎漬

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‎好,他很堅持屎漬

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‎什麼都要加屎漬

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‎你是哪裡人?

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‎我是來自...

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‎歐洲

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‎應該是“瑞屎”吧

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‎(維克拉姆)

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‎我要下去了,天啊,謝謝

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‎不可思議,我要哭了

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‎-我們死了嗎?這是天堂嗎?搞什...
‎-好棒

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‎紅鸛穿了尿布,屎才不會拉在草坪上

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‎尼克和奧黛麗!

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‎哥兒們!王公!

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‎科莫湖的英雄!

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‎我的姊姊和我的哥哥
‎另一個媽媽生的

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‎-喝醉酒的媽媽
‎-天啊

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‎我的天啊!看看你

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‎尼克和奧黛麗,容我介紹
‎克勞黛喬貝特小姐

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‎珠貝

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‎我是奧黛麗,很高興認識妳

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‎妳比維克拉姆形容的還美

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‎有意思,沒有遺漏

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‎四次?我以為是兩次

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‎還有尼克

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‎-我一直很想見你
‎-好

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‎恭喜

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‎謝謝

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‎非常感謝,對,我喜歡

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‎-好了!停下來!
‎-怎麼了?

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‎可以了,別親了

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‎請過來

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‎我得告訴你們,巴黎是我最愛的城市

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‎妳上次去是什麼時候?

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‎其實我沒去過

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‎我是從電影和照片上看到...

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‎謝謝邀請我們來婚禮
‎有我們的位子,真是太好了

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‎-當然了
‎-不可思議

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‎多了兩個位子,我爸媽死了

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‎真是遺憾

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‎真糟糕

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‎開玩笑的啦

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‎原來如此,所以他們會來?

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‎不會,他們死了
‎但他們本來就不會來

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‎因為我討厭他們

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‎-好吧,這...
‎-好

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‎上校,你認識斯皮茨夫婦

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‎-什麼?
‎-上校!

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‎我的朋友

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‎-天啊
‎-天啊!你的手臂怎麼了?

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‎有那麼明顯嗎?

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‎上次見面,你的手臂比較長一點

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‎如果一定要失去一隻手臂
‎就是這隻了

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‎這隻已經沒有手了

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‎去電影院也不必跟人共用椅子扶手

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‎對

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‎但老實說

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‎上校在孟買幫我擋掉一顆子彈

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‎-真的嗎?
‎-有人要對你開槍?

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‎對,有人不喜歡我公司的經營方式

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‎可惜的是,上校受了傷

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‎不能全力保護我

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‎我要請一個新的頭號保鑣,路易先生

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‎-你們看
‎-你好,路易

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‎這個老兄可以雙手開攻

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‎雙手開攻,很好笑

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‎好,希望裡面沒有違禁品

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‎希望沒有

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‎我不想這麼說

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‎如果你跟上校打架,我賭上校贏

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‎他會用那隻手臂把你打到屁滾尿流

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‎不喜歡這個玩笑?只是鬧你的

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‎-幸會
‎-走吧

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‎跟我來

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‎來了

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‎很好聽

206
00:09:26,125 --> 00:09:29,000
‎你們應該沒參加過印度婚禮

207
00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,666
‎妳怎麼會這麼想?

208
00:09:30,666 --> 00:09:31,833
‎所以你們去過?

209
00:09:31,833 --> 00:09:32,750
‎沒有

210
00:09:32,750 --> 00:09:37,000
‎今晚是音樂派對,類似彩排的晚宴

211
00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:41,541
‎我們安排了一個
‎很有戲劇效果的驚喜登場

212
00:09:41,541 --> 00:09:43,750
‎你們應該會覺得很好玩

213
00:09:44,666 --> 00:09:47,166
‎我要接電話,別墅裡應有盡有

214
00:09:47,166 --> 00:09:48,541
‎就當自己的家

215
00:09:50,166 --> 00:09:51,333
‎-我們...
‎-再見,好好享受

216
00:09:51,333 --> 00:09:53,333
‎-再見,謝謝
‎-不親了,好

217
00:09:53,833 --> 00:09:56,958
‎我是在芳登廣場的手錶店認識她的

218
00:09:56,958 --> 00:10:00,125
‎當時她一文不名
‎我是一見鍾情,懂嗎?

219
00:10:00,125 --> 00:10:01,583
‎她讓我充滿...

220
00:10:02,125 --> 00:10:03,666
‎-幸福感
‎-真好

221
00:10:03,666 --> 00:10:06,958
‎你們對望的時候也有那種幸福感

222
00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:09,875
‎你們很幸福吧?

223
00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:11,541
‎-我們?你在說笑嗎?
‎-沒有她...

224
00:10:11,541 --> 00:10:13,833
‎我不會幸福
‎有了她,我是最幸福的人

225
00:10:13,833 --> 00:10:16,666
‎我每天都想大喊...我超愛你

226
00:10:16,666 --> 00:10:19,500
‎家裡大小事都她決定,我沒意見

227
00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:22,500
‎-進去享受吧
‎-謝謝你

228
00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:23,416
‎玩得開心

229
00:10:23,416 --> 00:10:25,625
‎好,我們...兄弟,再見

230
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:26,541
‎路易,走吧

231
00:10:30,583 --> 00:10:33,875
‎我的天啊

232
00:10:37,416 --> 00:10:41,500
‎他媽的,太豪華了

233
00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:42,833
‎你看這個

234
00:10:42,833 --> 00:10:43,750
‎天啊

235
00:10:43,750 --> 00:10:45,791
‎妳看看,這個景色

236
00:10:45,791 --> 00:10:48,416
‎寶貝,電視超大的

237
00:10:48,416 --> 00:10:49,583
‎天啊

238
00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:50,916
‎看看這玩意兒

239
00:10:56,125 --> 00:10:57,000
‎什麼?

240
00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:00,541
‎有敞篷屋頂,寶貝!

241
00:11:01,125 --> 00:11:03,166
‎把這個吃下去

242
00:11:05,208 --> 00:11:06,416
‎是獨角獸起司嗎?

243
00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,250
‎天啊,寶貝,有禮盒

244
00:11:08,916 --> 00:11:11,875
‎我再吃一塊起司就好

245
00:11:11,875 --> 00:11:13,625
‎什麼?這是給我們的?

246
00:11:13,625 --> 00:11:15,875
‎耳環?是上等貨吧?

247
00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:17,125
‎不敢相信

248
00:11:17,125 --> 00:11:19,458
‎-一人一支蘋果手機
‎-不會吧

249
00:11:19,458 --> 00:11:22,000
‎-我們結婚送什麼?
‎-人字拖

250
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,541
‎人字拖,還有止痛藥之類的?

251
00:11:24,541 --> 00:11:27,666
‎-復古飛人喬丹鞋?我的尺寸?
‎-好誇張

252
00:11:27,666 --> 00:11:31,583
‎王公的禮盒一定要有一點變態的東西

253
00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:33,875
‎-妳慘了
‎-別讓我失望

254
00:11:35,041 --> 00:11:37,458
‎這個反應我喜歡,好

255
00:11:37,458 --> 00:11:39,000
‎-什麼?
‎-好

256
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,875
‎等一下,我們才剛...這才剛發生

257
00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:44,166
‎-怎麼這麼快?
‎-太厲害了

258
00:11:44,166 --> 00:11:46,708
{\an8}‎老公,上面寫尼克和奧黛麗

259
00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:50,000
‎天啊,快到床上來!

260
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,125
‎我來了,寶貝

261
00:11:51,708 --> 00:11:53,875
‎我來了...

262
00:11:53,875 --> 00:11:55,208
‎天啊!

263
00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:56,750
‎寶貝

264
00:11:57,583 --> 00:11:59,125
‎-天啊
‎-怎麼了?

265
00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:01,875
‎不知道我有沒有把衣服準備好

266
00:12:01,875 --> 00:12:05,958
‎-我要確認一下
‎-我跟妳去

267
00:12:05,958 --> 00:12:07,041
‎走吧

268
00:12:12,250 --> 00:12:14,625
‎-天啊
‎-好,很好

269
00:12:14,625 --> 00:12:16,250
‎這是妳的衣服,對

270
00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:18,958
‎你有看到嗎?我沒看過...

271
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,333
‎寶貝,你看起來好帥

272
00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:35,083
‎-我...
‎-你竟然撐得起來

273
00:12:35,083 --> 00:12:37,708
‎-我要把那個脫掉
‎-走吧

274
00:12:37,708 --> 00:12:39,750
‎拜託,這件留下來

275
00:12:42,166 --> 00:12:43,208
‎天啊

276
00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,500
‎-嗨
‎-你好嗎?

277
00:12:53,958 --> 00:12:55,000
‎奧黛麗

278
00:12:55,833 --> 00:12:57,000
‎-上校
‎-嗨

279
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,041
‎太美了

280
00:12:59,291 --> 00:13:00,833
‎好帥啊

281
00:13:00,833 --> 00:13:02,916
‎尼克,我對你情有“獨”鍾

282
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,500
‎繼續保持,很好

283
00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:13,458
‎在最美的地方,最美的夜晚

284
00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:16,375
‎妳絕對是全世界最美的女人

285
00:13:19,125 --> 00:13:21,750
‎好,每根手指都要親

286
00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:24,125
‎我跟一萬多個女人做過愛

287
00:13:24,125 --> 00:13:26,500
‎-沒有一個比妳迷人
‎-好

288
00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:30,833
‎說到驚人的數字
‎這是跟我結婚16年的先生

289
00:13:30,833 --> 00:13:34,583
‎我跟一個女人做過愛
‎而且表現得很差

290
00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:39,125
‎天啊,你是那個
‎法蘭西斯科佩雷斯,對吧?

291
00:13:39,125 --> 00:13:40,875
‎這傢伙以前是足球選手

292
00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:43,791
‎有次用頭撞人,把人撞昏了

293
00:13:43,791 --> 00:13:47,500
‎對,我知道,我撞太用力
‎他不能再眨眼了

294
00:13:48,416 --> 00:13:50,583
‎好吧,很高興認識你,我們...

295
00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:52,958
‎兄弟,你怎麼會認識王公?

296
00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,500
‎我退役之後

297
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,125
‎他爸找我去他的公司帥維克

298
00:13:57,125 --> 00:13:58,625
‎當董事會主席

299
00:13:58,625 --> 00:14:03,041
‎還有,我幫他追到漂亮的新娘
‎那個金髮美女

300
00:14:03,791 --> 00:14:06,208
‎雖然她比不上這一個,天啊

301
00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:07,416
‎-好
‎-天啊,好

302
00:14:07,416 --> 00:14:09,000
‎待會見

303
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,875
‎1萬美元,你可以跟她睡一晚

304
00:14:11,875 --> 00:14:13,708
‎開玩笑的,死變態

305
00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:21,083
‎好大一盤

306
00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:24,000
‎你們國家沒有東西吃嗎?

307
00:14:26,208 --> 00:14:30,750
‎不是...我只是...
‎我老公每次都拿我的東西吃

308
00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:32,250
‎已經變成習慣了

309
00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:34,708
‎妳說得對,我不需要這個

310
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:35,791
‎不要!

311
00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:37,333
‎不要放回去

312
00:14:37,958 --> 00:14:39,541
‎我沒有要放回去

313
00:14:40,541 --> 00:14:41,583
‎美國人

314
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:43,583
‎美國人

315
00:15:00,291 --> 00:15:01,541
‎要試試嗎?

316
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:04,458
‎不用,謝謝,改天吧

317
00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:09,000
‎所以...妳是新娘的親友嗎?

318
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,291
‎不是,我是賽拉,新郎的妹妹

319
00:15:11,291 --> 00:15:14,041
‎我不知道維克有妹妹

320
00:15:14,041 --> 00:15:15,333
‎對啊

321
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,208
‎這些桌子很矮

322
00:15:20,375 --> 00:15:23,500
‎妳在看書
‎是不喜歡這樣的婚禮,還是...

323
00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:26,833
‎不是,應該是說我不喜歡人

324
00:15:26,833 --> 00:15:28,916
‎尤其是這群人

325
00:15:28,916 --> 00:15:33,166
‎只要克勞黛和妳哥開心
‎其他都不重要

326
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:36,375
‎對,我不懂怎麼會有人想結婚

327
00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:39,791
‎花那麼多時間
‎跟一個人在一起,妳能想像嗎?

328
00:15:45,208 --> 00:15:48,875
‎說到我的那一個人

329
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:50,583
‎他就在這裡

330
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:53,125
‎尼克,這是賽拉

331
00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:54,458
‎她是維克的妹妹

332
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:56,125
‎-妳要不要...
‎-不要

333
00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:57,458
‎-不要嗎?
‎-她不要

334
00:15:57,458 --> 00:15:59,333
‎-我是尼克,幸會
‎-我是賽拉

335
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:02,375
‎對了,我很愛妳哥,他超好玩的

336
00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:03,500
‎天啊

337
00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:08,541
‎好,如果你是想勾引我,這真的沒用

338
00:16:08,541 --> 00:16:09,458
‎天啊

339
00:16:09,458 --> 00:16:13,333
‎尼克,我剛剛想到你漂亮的老婆

340
00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:14,583
‎又來了

341
00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:16,291
‎看來你們見過法蘭西斯科了

342
00:16:16,291 --> 00:16:19,458
‎看來你們認識維克拉姆的潑婦妹妹

343
00:16:19,458 --> 00:16:21,708
‎-他說剖腹嗎?
‎-潑婦

344
00:16:21,708 --> 00:16:25,583
‎女伯爵,看到克勞黛真的嫁給王公

345
00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:27,958
‎妳肯定臉上無光

346
00:16:27,958 --> 00:16:30,666
‎有沒有想過妳可能做錯了什麼?

347
00:16:30,666 --> 00:16:34,750
‎有沒有想過,長得夠高
‎能坐雲霄飛車是什麼感覺?

348
00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:39,875
‎那是女伯爵塞寇

349
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:41,666
‎維克的前未婚妻

350
00:16:41,666 --> 00:16:44,208
‎也是克勞黛的大學室友

351
00:16:44,208 --> 00:16:47,458
‎他們還是朋友?對了,她很沒有禮貌

352
00:16:47,458 --> 00:16:50,708
‎不僅如此,她還是克勞黛的伴娘

353
00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:53,416
‎-什麼?
‎-希望各位都看了教學影片

354
00:16:53,416 --> 00:16:55,583
‎因為舞會即將開始

355
00:16:55,583 --> 00:16:57,833
‎-什麼舞會?
‎-我要尿遁了

356
00:16:57,833 --> 00:17:00,375
‎-我不跳舞,妳去跳
‎-我沒拿到影片

357
00:17:00,375 --> 00:17:02,500
‎他們送去房間,我忘了告訴妳

358
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:03,875
‎-謝了
‎-愛妳

359
00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:32,958
‎各位先生女士,請跟我一起歡迎

360
00:17:32,958 --> 00:17:34,208
‎新娘

361
00:18:06,958 --> 00:18:08,166
‎跟我們來!

362
00:18:22,583 --> 00:18:23,458
‎好,來吧!

363
00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:31,333
‎跳起來,寶貝

364
00:18:39,666 --> 00:18:41,416
‎時間到了

365
00:18:41,416 --> 00:18:44,208
‎大家引頸期盼的時刻

366
00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:45,250
‎新郎

367
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,291
‎維克拉姆戈文丹!

368
00:18:49,541 --> 00:18:50,958
‎太壯觀了

369
00:19:09,291 --> 00:19:10,166
‎哥!

370
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,833
‎叫大家退後!

371
00:19:12,833 --> 00:19:13,833
‎退後

372
00:19:13,833 --> 00:19:14,750
‎維克!

373
00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:16,208
‎好

374
00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:18,375
‎他死了嗎?

375
00:19:20,541 --> 00:19:22,083
‎不是他,不是維克

376
00:19:22,083 --> 00:19:23,833
‎謝天謝地,只是盧先生

377
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,125
‎-誰幹的?
‎-維克在哪裡?

378
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:30,250
‎是誰?什麼?我的天啊

379
00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:31,500
‎維克在哪裡?

380
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:33,875
‎-是誰幹的?
‎-誰?你記得嗎?

381
00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:34,791
‎是...

382
00:19:34,791 --> 00:19:37,416
‎快說,不要死

383
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,541
‎-天啊
‎-維克在哪裡?

384
00:19:39,541 --> 00:19:41,000
‎-讓開
‎-維克在哪裡?

385
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,166
‎快一點!

386
00:19:43,166 --> 00:19:44,375
‎讓開!

387
00:19:44,375 --> 00:19:45,625
‎這是聲東擊西

388
00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:47,000
‎要做什麼?

389
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:47,916
‎逃跑

390
00:20:03,583 --> 00:20:05,000
‎開什麼玩笑?

391
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,083
‎什麼叫通訊系統都壞了?

392
00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:08,875
‎快點修復!

393
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:12,666
‎有個保安人員受傷,需要立刻就醫

394
00:20:12,666 --> 00:20:13,708
‎好

395
00:20:14,541 --> 00:20:15,500
‎救命!

396
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:18,125
‎不要...這樣很痛,小子!

397
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:20,166
‎-兄弟!
‎-尼克!

398
00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:27,250
‎尼克!

399
00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:29,750
‎這實在爛透了!

400
00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:33,000
‎封鎖小島

401
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,583
‎直到監視器恢復運作

402
00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:38,250
‎客人都要待在自己的房間

403
00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:41,916
‎天啊,要趕緊處理,否則股票會暴跌

404
00:20:41,916 --> 00:20:45,458
‎我哥哥可能死了,你只擔心股價?

405
00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:51,083
‎消息傳開後
‎妳覺得投資人會有什麼反應?

406
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,625
‎少數族群股東小姐?

407
00:20:53,625 --> 00:20:56,750
‎把她所有的錢
‎拿去拯救鯨魚,治癒地球

408
00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:58,125
‎一堆狗屁

409
00:20:58,833 --> 00:20:59,666
‎上校

410
00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:01,458
‎維克在哪裡?

411
00:21:01,958 --> 00:21:03,208
‎我的先生在哪裡?

412
00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:05,708
‎我們會找到他的

413
00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:09,416
‎王公被綁架了

414
00:21:09,416 --> 00:21:10,833
‎-什麼?
‎-天啊

415
00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:12,791
‎-他被帶去哪裡?
‎-他還活著

416
00:21:12,791 --> 00:21:16,125
‎有人拿機關槍
‎把他丟到船上,然後開走

417
00:21:16,125 --> 00:21:17,541
‎-有幾個綁匪?
‎-一個

418
00:21:17,541 --> 00:21:20,000
‎也就是說,他的同夥還在島上

419
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,958
‎等等,你怎麼知道有兩個人?

420
00:21:21,958 --> 00:21:25,583
‎如果綁匪抓住維克
‎要把他帶去船上...

421
00:21:26,416 --> 00:21:28,458
‎就有人負責把大象帶進帳篷

422
00:21:28,458 --> 00:21:31,166
‎-謝謝
‎-島上有四百個人

423
00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:32,416
‎嫌犯太多了

424
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:34,666
‎我們把範圍縮小,好嗎,上校?

425
00:21:34,666 --> 00:21:38,166
‎克勞黛
‎有幾個人知道儀式會有大象?

426
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:39,166
‎只有董事知道

427
00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:42,375
‎對,我們得簽名同意支付大象的運費

428
00:21:42,375 --> 00:21:44,375
‎所以就是你們所有人

429
00:21:44,375 --> 00:21:45,958
‎這話是什麼意思?

430
00:21:45,958 --> 00:21:48,916
‎我的意思應該非常清楚

431
00:21:49,416 --> 00:21:51,416
‎你們其中一個人是共犯

432
00:21:54,583 --> 00:21:56,208
‎-太扯了
‎-我不是董事

433
00:21:56,208 --> 00:21:57,125
‎是嗎?

434
00:21:57,708 --> 00:21:59,000
‎你們都恨我哥

435
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,208
‎什麼?沒有,我愛維克

436
00:22:02,208 --> 00:22:03,041
‎拜託

437
00:22:03,041 --> 00:22:04,875
‎妳從沒原諒我

438
00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:06,833
‎-原諒什麼?
‎-害你們解除婚約

439
00:22:06,833 --> 00:22:08,250
‎別自以為是了

440
00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:11,708
‎那是我們雙方家長的媒妁之言

441
00:22:11,708 --> 00:22:13,083
‎我們和平分手

442
00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:16,041
‎是為了促成你們所謂的“因愛結合”

443
00:22:16,041 --> 00:22:18,791
‎妳不希望我們完婚,所以綁架他!

444
00:22:18,791 --> 00:22:21,750
‎-妳這個拜金...
‎-兩位小姐,住手!

445
00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:24,333
‎大家冷靜下來

446
00:22:24,333 --> 00:22:27,041
‎-我們靠這個維生,這是我們的工作
‎-我們的專長

447
00:22:27,041 --> 00:22:28,875
‎-這不是一般的案子
‎-不是

448
00:22:28,875 --> 00:22:31,000
‎-我們有私交
‎-對,這是維克

449
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:34,250
‎-他對我們很重要
‎-我們會查出是誰幹的

450
00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:36,541
‎-沒錯
‎-也會查出動機

451
00:22:36,541 --> 00:22:37,458
‎對

452
00:22:37,458 --> 00:22:39,041
‎我們會把維克救回來

453
00:22:39,041 --> 00:22:42,625
‎我們的價碼非常低廉
‎只要2500萬美元

454
00:22:46,041 --> 00:22:48,333
‎2500萬美元,老公,拜託

455
00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:51,958
‎-1萬美元我就願意了
‎-開這個價錢?真扯

456
00:22:54,375 --> 00:22:56,125
‎你在做什麼?

457
00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:58,458
‎把門擋住,才不會有人進來

458
00:22:58,458 --> 00:23:00,250
‎老公,你會傷到背

459
00:23:00,250 --> 00:23:03,083
‎妳知道怎樣會傷到我的背嗎?
‎拿刀捅過去

460
00:23:03,083 --> 00:23:04,666
‎凶手知道我們在盯著

461
00:23:04,666 --> 00:23:06,750
‎下一個目標絕對是我們

462
00:23:06,750 --> 00:23:10,166
‎-維克怎麼了?
‎-綁架有錢人就是為了錢

463
00:23:10,166 --> 00:23:11,791
‎傷害他沒有好處

464
00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:15,083
‎天啊,不會有人再邀請我們去哪裡了

465
00:23:15,083 --> 00:23:17,500
‎這起司征服了我,我停不下來

466
00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:20,708
‎你直接...切一片來吃,像個文明人

467
00:23:20,708 --> 00:23:23,083
‎-我不知道刀子在哪裡
‎-天啊

468
00:23:23,583 --> 00:23:24,666
‎幹嘛?頭痛嗎?

469
00:23:24,666 --> 00:23:26,000
‎-對
‎-真抱歉

470
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,875
‎-你的背還好嗎?
‎-痛死了

471
00:23:27,875 --> 00:23:29,333
‎-我去拿止痛藥
‎-拜託

472
00:23:29,333 --> 00:23:32,708
‎-我再多吃點起司
‎-老公,別吃那麼多起司

473
00:23:32,708 --> 00:23:34,791
‎那會影響...你整晚會很痛苦

474
00:23:34,791 --> 00:23:35,708
‎沒錯

475
00:23:35,708 --> 00:23:39,875
‎我在帳篷拍了照片
‎有件燒焦的長袍,上面有血跡

476
00:23:39,875 --> 00:23:41,666
‎有人想銷毀證據

477
00:23:41,666 --> 00:23:43,875
‎我很確定是大象訓練師

478
00:23:43,875 --> 00:23:45,208
‎觀察入微,老婆

479
00:23:45,208 --> 00:23:47,208
‎-我盡力而為,來
‎-好,謝謝

480
00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:49,250
‎-一、二、三、四
‎-好

481
00:23:52,583 --> 00:23:54,041
‎我要把這些搬走?

482
00:23:54,041 --> 00:23:55,333
‎萬一是凶手呢?

483
00:23:55,333 --> 00:23:57,666
‎-凶手不會敲門
‎-如果是客房服務呢?

484
00:23:57,666 --> 00:24:00,375
‎沒關係,我們不需要毛巾

485
00:24:00,375 --> 00:24:03,208
‎不對!我們需要毛巾,請放在門口

486
00:24:03,208 --> 00:24:05,333
‎才來十分鐘,你需要更多毛巾?

487
00:24:05,333 --> 00:24:07,166
‎妳洗澡要用30條毛巾

488
00:24:07,166 --> 00:24:08,666
‎抱歉,至少我會洗澡

489
00:24:08,666 --> 00:24:10,041
‎好吧,算妳贏

490
00:24:10,041 --> 00:24:11,958
‎是我!法蘭西斯科

491
00:24:11,958 --> 00:24:12,958
‎法蘭西斯科?

492
00:24:12,958 --> 00:24:15,083
‎等等,如果他是凶手呢?

493
00:24:15,083 --> 00:24:17,583
‎他只對一個東西有興趣,就是妳下面

494
00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:20,958
‎-快點,沒時間了
‎-馬上來,法蘭西斯科

495
00:24:20,958 --> 00:24:23,250
‎-我們來了
‎-我們知道你趕時間

496
00:24:25,291 --> 00:24:26,208
‎真抱歉

497
00:24:29,291 --> 00:24:30,125
‎你

498
00:24:31,375 --> 00:24:32,208
‎美女

499
00:24:33,750 --> 00:24:35,416
‎老天啊,好吧

500
00:24:36,166 --> 00:24:39,750
‎搬回去,好
‎你叫我們快點,有什麼事?

501
00:24:39,750 --> 00:24:41,500
‎-我有消息
‎-好

502
00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:43,791
‎大家都覺得克勞黛是拜金女

503
00:24:43,791 --> 00:24:47,500
‎但沒有幾個人知道,為了防患未然

504
00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:50,625
‎董事會逼她簽了苛刻的婚前協議

505
00:24:50,625 --> 00:24:53,291
‎所以如果維克跟她離婚

506
00:24:53,958 --> 00:24:55,250
‎她一毛錢都沒有

507
00:24:58,375 --> 00:24:59,625
‎要再搬一次?

508
00:24:59,625 --> 00:25:01,375
‎等等,是誰?

509
00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:03,875
‎我是克勞黛,你們要聽我說

510
00:25:03,875 --> 00:25:05,458
‎好,等一下!

511
00:25:05,458 --> 00:25:06,875
‎你躲進衣櫥

512
00:25:06,875 --> 00:25:09,250
‎好,馬上來,我要吃點起司

513
00:25:09,250 --> 00:25:11,083
‎好,進去吧

514
00:25:11,583 --> 00:25:13,708
‎不要!放開...要命

515
00:25:13,708 --> 00:25:15,541
‎-來了,克勞黛
‎-抱歉,等一下

516
00:25:17,291 --> 00:25:18,125
‎快點

517
00:25:18,875 --> 00:25:20,708
‎-妳好,克勞黛
‎-嗨

518
00:25:23,166 --> 00:25:25,750
‎大家都覺得我嫁給維克是為了錢

519
00:25:25,750 --> 00:25:26,916
‎尤其是女伯爵

520
00:25:27,875 --> 00:25:29,791
‎我們剛認識她就嫉妒我

521
00:25:29,791 --> 00:25:31,916
‎-真的?我可以想像
‎-我能想像

522
00:25:31,916 --> 00:25:34,333
‎但她仍然是我最好的朋友

523
00:25:34,333 --> 00:25:35,416
‎-對
‎-是啊

524
00:25:35,416 --> 00:25:36,708
‎-妳知道嗎?
‎-對

525
00:25:36,708 --> 00:25:38,041
‎我們原本很親近

526
00:25:38,750 --> 00:25:40,833
‎我偶爾會想她

527
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,000
‎真遺憾

528
00:25:44,625 --> 00:25:47,458
‎我只是想知道是誰綁架了我的維克

529
00:25:47,458 --> 00:25:49,708
‎他們都能從中得到好處

530
00:25:52,958 --> 00:25:55,208
‎-真糟糕
‎-我不能相信他們任何一個

531
00:25:55,208 --> 00:25:56,791
‎-有槍
‎-槍?

532
00:25:56,791 --> 00:25:59,041
‎孟買事件後,上校被降職,心裡不爽

533
00:25:59,041 --> 00:26:01,541
‎賽拉老是想引人注意

534
00:26:02,041 --> 00:26:06,166
‎維克不久前發現了
‎法蘭西斯科不可告人的祕密

535
00:26:06,166 --> 00:26:07,541
‎-什麼?
‎-他有祕密?

536
00:26:08,083 --> 00:26:09,458
‎-要命
‎-天啊

537
00:26:10,833 --> 00:26:13,208
‎-沒必要這樣吧
‎-這很不賴...

538
00:26:13,208 --> 00:26:14,208
‎是誰?

539
00:26:14,208 --> 00:26:15,583
‎我是賽拉,讓我進去

540
00:26:15,583 --> 00:26:16,666
‎好,等一下

541
00:26:16,666 --> 00:26:18,500
‎-我要躲起來,衣櫥
‎-不行

542
00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:20,375
‎-別躲那裡,太暗了
‎-這邊

543
00:26:20,375 --> 00:26:22,500
‎-她放了一堆東西
‎-等一下,賽拉

544
00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:23,833
‎來了!馬上來!

545
00:26:26,125 --> 00:26:27,875
‎好,馬上開門

546
00:26:27,875 --> 00:26:30,666
‎-抱歉,等一下
‎-搬東西很好玩

547
00:26:31,875 --> 00:26:34,125
‎-我知道你們要去查誰
‎-誰?

548
00:26:34,125 --> 00:26:35,708
‎-克勞黛
‎-克勞黛

549
00:26:35,708 --> 00:26:38,333
‎一看到她,我就跟維克說她不是好人

550
00:26:38,333 --> 00:26:40,250
‎她很可疑、自戀、善於操弄

551
00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:42,458
‎那件紅衣看起來又超廉價

552
00:26:42,458 --> 00:26:45,916
‎不好意思,抱歉打斷妳
‎當主人的不能失禮

553
00:26:45,916 --> 00:26:49,250
‎我要請妳吃一片精緻的手工起司...

554
00:26:49,250 --> 00:26:51,875
‎尼克,那塊起司呢?那塊大...

555
00:26:51,875 --> 00:26:53,333
‎-沒了
‎-在哪裡?

556
00:26:53,333 --> 00:26:54,541
‎在我肚子裡

557
00:26:54,541 --> 00:26:56,291
‎你吃掉整塊起司?

558
00:26:56,291 --> 00:26:57,458
‎羞辱我

559
00:26:57,458 --> 00:26:59,791
‎恐怕也喚不回起司...

560
00:26:59,791 --> 00:27:01,916
‎抱歉,我不是故意要自私...

561
00:27:01,916 --> 00:27:03,708
‎抱歉,等等,這樣吧

562
00:27:03,708 --> 00:27:07,291
‎我幫妳倒杯酒,讓妳放鬆一下

563
00:27:07,291 --> 00:27:08,541
‎-來,親愛的
‎-不要

564
00:27:08,541 --> 00:27:10,500
‎-不要?好吧
‎-我不要

565
00:27:11,750 --> 00:27:13,250
‎媽的

566
00:27:13,250 --> 00:27:14,375
‎-是誰?
‎-不確定

567
00:27:14,375 --> 00:27:15,666
‎有人要來嗎?

568
00:27:15,666 --> 00:27:18,000
‎這裡就像餘興派對,大家不請自來

569
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,083
‎妳先去臥室,以免發生什麼事情

570
00:27:21,083 --> 00:27:22,625
‎-我躲這裡就好
‎-不行

571
00:27:22,625 --> 00:27:24,333
‎怎麼可以?太明顯了

572
00:27:24,333 --> 00:27:25,958
‎-這裡很熱嗎?
‎-我也很熱

573
00:27:25,958 --> 00:27:28,166
‎-躲起來吧,親愛的
‎-好,我來了

574
00:27:28,166 --> 00:27:29,500
‎萬一是凶手呢?

575
00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:32,583
‎妳不希望是凶手嗎?讓他殺了我們

576
00:27:32,583 --> 00:27:33,916
‎我受夠了

577
00:27:33,916 --> 00:27:35,833
‎寶貝,我不太舒服

578
00:27:37,333 --> 00:27:38,875
‎妳好嗎?

579
00:27:38,875 --> 00:27:39,791
‎好

580
00:27:41,208 --> 00:27:42,083
‎很高興看到妳

581
00:27:42,083 --> 00:27:43,250
‎怎麼樣?

582
00:27:47,250 --> 00:27:48,500
‎我知道是誰幹的

583
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:49,666
‎誰?

584
00:27:51,916 --> 00:27:53,250
‎法蘭西斯科

585
00:27:53,250 --> 00:27:54,666
‎法蘭西斯科

586
00:27:54,666 --> 00:27:58,000
‎他有超過85件親子鑑定訴訟案

587
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,250
‎我們懷疑他一直在盜用公款

588
00:28:00,250 --> 00:28:02,875
‎來養他生的那些小孩

589
00:28:02,875 --> 00:28:04,708
‎胡說八道

590
00:28:04,708 --> 00:28:06,250
‎孩子的事沒有錯

591
00:28:06,250 --> 00:28:09,083
‎是真的,各地都有我的種

592
00:28:09,083 --> 00:28:11,916
‎但我這輩子沒有偷過東西

593
00:28:11,916 --> 00:28:13,041
‎你在這裡幹嘛?

594
00:28:13,041 --> 00:28:14,416
‎問得好

595
00:28:14,416 --> 00:28:17,083
‎-你們都在這裡幹嘛?
‎-賽拉來了

596
00:28:18,125 --> 00:28:20,333
‎-都不准動!
‎-天啊

597
00:28:20,333 --> 00:28:21,375
‎我沒動

598
00:28:23,875 --> 00:28:24,791
‎是我的...

599
00:28:26,333 --> 00:28:27,750
‎-錯過了
‎-沒接到?

600
00:28:29,916 --> 00:28:30,958
‎有一則留言

601
00:28:34,208 --> 00:28:35,791
‎王公在我們手上

602
00:28:36,416 --> 00:28:39,250
‎如果報警,他就死定了

603
00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:41,666
‎早上7點會公布我們的要求

604
00:28:42,666 --> 00:28:45,458
‎這聲音很好笑,不得不承認

605
00:28:45,458 --> 00:28:47,625
‎大家都要待在這裡吧,上校?

606
00:28:47,625 --> 00:28:51,166
‎因為我們其中一個人
‎肯定是綁匪的同夥

607
00:28:51,166 --> 00:28:52,416
‎對

608
00:28:52,416 --> 00:28:53,583
‎動機

609
00:28:53,583 --> 00:28:55,041
‎機會

610
00:28:55,041 --> 00:28:56,375
‎在場的人

611
00:28:56,375 --> 00:28:58,125
‎我的頭有點暈

612
00:28:58,625 --> 00:28:59,958
‎老婆?

613
00:29:00,750 --> 00:29:02,458
‎寶貝,妳要睡一下?

614
00:29:02,458 --> 00:29:04,583
‎我也累了,所以大家...

615
00:29:05,416 --> 00:29:07,791
‎都別離開,等我們查出是誰幹的

616
00:29:07,791 --> 00:29:10,750
‎很高興看到大家,謝謝你們來

617
00:29:27,833 --> 00:29:28,750
‎老天!

618
00:29:28,750 --> 00:29:29,666
‎什麼?

619
00:29:31,250 --> 00:29:32,541
‎天啊!尼克?

620
00:29:32,541 --> 00:29:33,583
‎-什麼事?
‎-尼克?

621
00:29:34,083 --> 00:29:35,000
‎什麼事?

622
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:35,916
‎尼克!

623
00:29:36,875 --> 00:29:39,541
‎尼克,老公,起來,我們被下藥了

624
00:29:39,541 --> 00:29:42,458
‎-怎麼了?
‎-寶貝,天啊,我們睡著了

625
00:29:42,458 --> 00:29:44,833
‎-是嗎?我們要睡了
‎-老公

626
00:29:44,833 --> 00:29:46,875
‎我不知道發生什麼事,我...

627
00:29:46,875 --> 00:29:49,583
‎-快點,尼克,起來!
‎-好,我起來了

628
00:29:49,583 --> 00:29:50,666
‎是誰幹的?

629
00:29:50,666 --> 00:29:52,958
‎什麼?好愛炫耀科技

630
00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:56,375
‎-快點!
‎-好,我來了,老婆,所以...

631
00:29:56,375 --> 00:29:58,125
‎-起來!
‎-我起來了

632
00:29:58,875 --> 00:30:01,875
‎-冷靜點再說話
‎-我們不能放過下藥的人

633
00:30:01,875 --> 00:30:04,083
‎-可能沒有下藥
‎-太扯了,這是違法的

634
00:30:04,083 --> 00:30:06,125
‎可能是吃太多昏過去

635
00:30:06,125 --> 00:30:08,125
‎尼克、奧黛麗,來得正好

636
00:30:08,666 --> 00:30:09,916
‎-要幹嘛?
‎-要幹嘛?

637
00:30:09,916 --> 00:30:12,250
‎正牌的偵探剛剛抵達了

638
00:30:18,125 --> 00:30:19,291
‎康納米勒

639
00:30:19,875 --> 00:30:22,458
‎前軍情六處的人質談判專家

640
00:30:22,458 --> 00:30:25,708
‎天啊,專門處理重要案子

641
00:30:25,708 --> 00:30:28,250
‎他從販毒集團手上
‎救回烏拉圭總統的兒子

642
00:30:28,250 --> 00:30:30,208
‎-書是他寫的
‎-寫什麼?

643
00:30:30,208 --> 00:30:32,416
‎落健不是誰擦都有效?

644
00:30:32,416 --> 00:30:34,416
‎那本書,那本偵探教科書

645
00:30:36,416 --> 00:30:38,916
‎你們好,聽說有案子要查

646
00:30:40,208 --> 00:30:41,458
‎上校

647
00:30:41,458 --> 00:30:42,375
‎好久不見

648
00:30:42,916 --> 00:30:44,333
‎法蘭西斯科佩雷斯

649
00:30:45,666 --> 00:30:46,750
‎我是忠實粉絲

650
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,833
‎米勒先生,我們也是忠實粉絲

651
00:30:49,833 --> 00:30:51,333
‎我們可以告訴你情況

652
00:30:51,333 --> 00:30:54,666
‎我們已經知道至少有兩人涉案

653
00:30:54,666 --> 00:30:58,375
‎我看到第一個人跟維克搭船逃跑

654
00:30:58,375 --> 00:31:00,375
‎第二個人還在島上

655
00:31:00,375 --> 00:31:03,083
‎還有,我們兩人昨晚都被下藥

656
00:31:03,083 --> 00:31:05,583
‎不知道有沒有被下藥
‎我們喝了幾杯...

657
00:31:05,583 --> 00:31:07,250
‎-你們一定是斯皮茨夫婦
‎-對

658
00:31:07,250 --> 00:31:08,833
‎沒錯,我們就是

659
00:31:08,833 --> 00:31:10,666
‎你們名聲在外

660
00:31:10,666 --> 00:31:11,958
‎-講得好
‎-謝謝

661
00:31:11,958 --> 00:31:14,875
‎-好極了
‎-恐怕不是好的名聲

662
00:31:14,875 --> 00:31:16,000
‎好吧

663
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,708
‎據我所知,上次你們涉入這種事

664
00:31:19,208 --> 00:31:20,333
‎大家都死了?

665
00:31:20,333 --> 00:31:21,541
‎那是...

666
00:31:21,541 --> 00:31:22,625
‎王公沒死

667
00:31:22,625 --> 00:31:24,125
‎他現在呢?

668
00:31:24,125 --> 00:31:25,208
‎-好吧
‎-也是

669
00:31:25,208 --> 00:31:28,250
‎-上校還在,大部分還在,很好
‎-我懂你的意思

670
00:31:28,750 --> 00:31:30,708
‎米勒先生,我看過你的書...

671
00:31:30,708 --> 00:31:33,000
‎上校,我要看所有監視畫面

672
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,208
‎主機的檔案都刪掉了

673
00:31:35,208 --> 00:31:36,791
‎對,因為有內鬼

674
00:31:36,791 --> 00:31:40,250
‎珠貝小姐,我們需要妳的手機
‎來分析留言的聲音

675
00:31:40,250 --> 00:31:43,083
‎-我全力配合
‎-他們很專業,毫無疑問

676
00:31:43,083 --> 00:31:45,125
‎在電話裡講得簡明扼要

677
00:31:45,125 --> 00:31:49,250
‎對,我們也相信
‎內鬼假扮成大象訓練師

678
00:31:50,458 --> 00:31:52,708
‎斯皮茨太太
‎妳真的想討論誰有嫌疑?

679
00:31:52,708 --> 00:31:54,000
‎-好啊
‎-好

680
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,000
‎妳聽一下

681
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,750
‎一對夫妻,一個以前是紐約警察
‎差點當上警探

682
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:01,375
‎一個是美髮師,在網上修課

683
00:32:01,375 --> 00:32:05,625
‎兩人開了一間私家偵探社,瀕臨破產

684
00:32:05,625 --> 00:32:06,958
‎要我猜的話

685
00:32:06,958 --> 00:32:09,375
‎這可能危及了他們的婚姻

686
00:32:09,958 --> 00:32:12,250
‎他們迫切想挽救蕭條的生意

687
00:32:12,250 --> 00:32:16,125
‎億萬富商臨時邀請參加婚禮
‎他們欣然接受

688
00:32:16,125 --> 00:32:17,625
‎一項計畫油然而生

689
00:32:17,625 --> 00:32:21,041
‎他們抵達24小時後
‎就發生一起備受矚目的綁架案

690
00:32:21,041 --> 00:32:23,791
‎非常引人關注,能成就事業

691
00:32:24,916 --> 00:32:27,041
‎我推論得怎麼樣,兩位...

692
00:32:27,541 --> 00:32:28,583
‎偵探同行?

693
00:32:28,583 --> 00:32:29,958
‎-滿厲害的
‎-太棒了

694
00:32:29,958 --> 00:32:33,291
‎全講錯了,但你那樣講
‎我差點也認同了

695
00:32:33,291 --> 00:32:35,166
‎-我差點就信了
‎-口音有幫助

696
00:32:35,750 --> 00:32:38,458
‎電話追蹤設置完成
‎綁匪應該隨時會來電

697
00:32:38,458 --> 00:32:40,208
‎失陪了,我有事要做

698
00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:41,833
‎-好,聽我說
‎-說吧,老公

699
00:32:41,833 --> 00:32:45,166
‎我們吃了好吃的起司
‎拿到免費蘋果手機,我滿足了

700
00:32:45,166 --> 00:32:48,333
‎什麼?你要去哪裡?
‎你有聽到他剛才講的嗎?

701
00:32:48,333 --> 00:32:50,041
‎-有
‎-不是這樣的

702
00:32:50,041 --> 00:32:53,250
‎我們要讓他們見識
‎尼克和奧黛麗斯皮茨的本事

703
00:32:53,250 --> 00:32:55,333
‎他很厲害,應該不需要我們

704
00:32:55,333 --> 00:32:56,833
‎-尼克、奧黛麗
‎-幹嘛?

705
00:32:56,833 --> 00:32:59,791
‎綁匪說他只要找被他開槍的人

706
00:32:59,791 --> 00:33:01,666
‎他們需要我們,好,他們需要我們

707
00:33:01,666 --> 00:33:02,666
‎-走吧
‎-走吧

708
00:33:05,875 --> 00:33:06,750
‎他們來了

709
00:33:09,125 --> 00:33:11,041
‎-他馬上會再打來
‎-好

710
00:33:11,041 --> 00:33:13,208
‎讓他保持冷靜,繼續講話

711
00:33:13,208 --> 00:33:14,833
‎-至少需要...
‎-45秒

712
00:33:14,833 --> 00:33:18,166
‎-我知道,我有經驗,老兄
‎-你做過人質談判?

713
00:33:18,166 --> 00:33:20,666
‎我娶了這個女人,每件事都要談判

714
00:33:20,666 --> 00:33:22,291
‎我懂的,謝謝

715
00:33:25,583 --> 00:33:27,000
‎(電話追蹤,待命)

716
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,250
‎(來電)

717
00:33:29,333 --> 00:33:31,625
‎45秒,現在...

718
00:33:32,208 --> 00:33:33,375
‎開始

719
00:33:33,375 --> 00:33:34,416
‎嗨

720
00:33:34,416 --> 00:33:35,708
‎綁匪,你好嗎?

721
00:33:35,708 --> 00:33:38,708
‎就是你想阻止我逃跑嗎?

722
00:33:38,708 --> 00:33:40,875
‎對,你對我開了槍

723
00:33:40,875 --> 00:33:42,541
‎幸好我閃開了

724
00:33:43,708 --> 00:33:47,708
‎告訴我,怎樣才能讓維克平安回來
‎我們只在乎這件事

725
00:33:47,708 --> 00:33:49,583
‎想讓王公回去

726
00:33:49,583 --> 00:33:51,458
‎我們要5千萬美元

727
00:33:52,208 --> 00:33:54,000
‎他媽的5千萬美元!

728
00:33:55,791 --> 00:33:56,833
‎(斷線)

729
00:33:56,833 --> 00:34:00,083
‎法蘭西斯科
‎這不是估價節目,不必喊價

730
00:34:00,083 --> 00:34:01,958
‎只贖一個人,這太多錢了

731
00:34:01,958 --> 00:34:04,041
‎很好,訊號沒了,謝了

732
00:34:04,041 --> 00:34:07,125
‎-怪我?那個人大吼大叫...
‎-幹嘛吼我?

733
00:34:07,125 --> 00:34:09,125
‎-妳對著我講...
‎-沒有,我是罵他

734
00:34:09,125 --> 00:34:12,125
‎他喝醉了,我被罵到臭頭!

735
00:34:12,125 --> 00:34:14,375
‎這就是“危及婚姻”的證明

736
00:34:14,375 --> 00:34:16,291
‎不好意思,起碼我們結婚了

737
00:34:16,291 --> 00:34:19,416
‎對,別激動
‎我們都這樣溝通,我們是紐約人

738
00:34:19,416 --> 00:34:20,958
‎可以保持冷靜嗎?

739
00:34:20,958 --> 00:34:22,583
‎-抱歉,當然可以
‎-我們很冷靜

740
00:34:22,583 --> 00:34:23,958
‎他要錢,他會再打來

741
00:34:23,958 --> 00:34:25,166
‎-放輕鬆
‎-對

742
00:34:25,750 --> 00:34:27,000
‎-來了,好
‎-所以...

743
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,416
‎-來吧
‎-交給我

744
00:34:28,416 --> 00:34:31,041
‎45秒,現在...開始

745
00:34:31,041 --> 00:34:33,708
‎抱歉,老兄,這裡很多人很焦慮

746
00:34:33,708 --> 00:34:35,833
‎有個醉漢,我們都有那種朋友

747
00:34:35,833 --> 00:34:37,708
‎價錢漲到6千萬美元了

748
00:34:39,250 --> 00:34:41,000
‎他們說:“很好,沒問題”

749
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:45,833
‎明晚8點,帶價值6千萬美元
‎無法追蹤的不記名債券

750
00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:47,541
‎到巴黎凱旋門

751
00:34:47,541 --> 00:34:50,250
‎拿這支電話等候指示

752
00:34:50,250 --> 00:34:52,750
‎你好,不好意思,抱歉插個話

753
00:34:52,750 --> 00:34:55,708
‎我們需要明確的證據

754
00:34:55,708 --> 00:34:58,541
‎證明人質還活著

755
00:34:58,541 --> 00:35:01,458
‎交付贖款前,我會證明他還活著

756
00:35:01,458 --> 00:35:03,041
‎-好
‎-非常感謝

757
00:35:03,041 --> 00:35:05,083
‎晚上8點到凱旋門來

758
00:35:05,083 --> 00:35:06,708
‎否則王公就沒命

759
00:35:07,291 --> 00:35:10,875
‎你的聲音經過處理,聽不太清楚

760
00:35:10,875 --> 00:35:13,458
‎-地點不清楚,對
‎-能再說一次嗎?哪裡?

761
00:35:13,458 --> 00:35:14,416
‎凱旋門

762
00:35:14,416 --> 00:35:15,916
‎你聽起來像這樣...

763
00:35:18,208 --> 00:35:20,666
‎-我們聽到的是這樣
‎-凱旋門

764
00:35:20,666 --> 00:35:22,625
‎好,凱子旋轉門

765
00:35:23,208 --> 00:35:26,875
‎-懂了,你是這樣說的吧?
‎-價錢漲到7千萬了

766
00:35:27,750 --> 00:35:28,958
‎付7千萬美元

767
00:35:28,958 --> 00:35:31,000
‎否則王公會死得很慘

768
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,833
‎你說碗公會死?

769
00:35:32,833 --> 00:35:33,750
‎天啊!

770
00:35:34,583 --> 00:35:39,208
‎你害我們多損失2千萬美元,白痴!

771
00:35:39,208 --> 00:35:41,083
‎我不要這兩個小丑參與了

772
00:35:41,083 --> 00:35:43,583
‎綁匪恐怕不這麼想,我們甩不掉他們

773
00:35:43,583 --> 00:35:45,583
‎成功了,追蹤到了

774
00:35:45,583 --> 00:35:46,625
‎我們成功了?

775
00:35:47,125 --> 00:35:49,166
‎-看到沒?小丑隊再下一城
‎-謝謝

776
00:35:49,166 --> 00:35:52,125
‎米勒,你可以回去海裡了
‎交給我們就行

777
00:35:52,125 --> 00:35:55,625
‎我們要去巴黎,東西帶好
‎準備一小時後出發

778
00:36:05,208 --> 00:36:07,958
‎付完贖金後
‎我們四處走走,怎麼樣?

779
00:36:07,958 --> 00:36:09,416
‎-可以嗎?
‎-當然

780
00:36:09,416 --> 00:36:10,666
‎你知道嗎?

781
00:36:10,666 --> 00:36:11,958
‎救回維克後

782
00:36:11,958 --> 00:36:14,833
‎我們可以去藝術橋重申誓約

783
00:36:16,375 --> 00:36:17,333
‎就這麼辦

784
00:36:18,375 --> 00:36:19,458
‎你們的手機給我

785
00:36:19,458 --> 00:36:20,791
‎-手機?
‎-為什麼?

786
00:36:20,791 --> 00:36:22,166
‎會影響辦案

787
00:36:22,166 --> 00:36:23,208
‎好吧

788
00:36:23,208 --> 00:36:25,416
‎會還給我們吧?這是全新的

789
00:36:25,416 --> 00:36:27,625
‎免費的,是禮盒的贈品

790
00:36:27,625 --> 00:36:29,416
‎他們送的,我們...

791
00:36:29,416 --> 00:36:32,250
‎-竟然有這種事
‎-手機拿不回來了

792
00:36:32,250 --> 00:36:34,500
‎我的裡面有老二照,現在沒了

793
00:36:34,500 --> 00:36:37,416
‎別想手機了,只有一支電話重要

794
00:36:37,416 --> 00:36:39,500
‎就是綁匪要打的,拿去

795
00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:43,208
‎我設定過了,大家都聽得到
‎你們一個人要帶槍

796
00:36:43,208 --> 00:36:45,583
‎-斯皮茨先生,你能拿槍嗎?
‎-可以

797
00:36:45,583 --> 00:36:47,541
‎我說過了,我當過警察,幹嘛?

798
00:36:47,541 --> 00:36:49,666
‎可能要交給我

799
00:36:49,666 --> 00:36:50,916
‎妳拿槍?

800
00:36:50,916 --> 00:36:52,500
‎-為什麼...
‎-你的槍法...

801
00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:55,500
‎我的槍法很準
‎幹嘛在他面前講這種話?

802
00:36:55,500 --> 00:36:56,416
‎他聽不到...

803
00:36:56,416 --> 00:36:58,875
‎這就像我在名模面前說妳穿塑身衣

804
00:36:58,875 --> 00:37:00,666
‎槍我來拿

805
00:37:01,166 --> 00:37:02,250
‎我槍法很準

806
00:37:02,250 --> 00:37:05,541
‎以前警隊都叫我“尼克手槍俠”
‎那是我的綽號

807
00:37:05,541 --> 00:37:08,083
‎黑道以前週末都會來請教我

808
00:37:08,083 --> 00:37:09,666
‎因為我槍法神準

809
00:37:09,666 --> 00:37:11,583
‎我會說:“我不能講,我不想幫你們”

810
00:37:11,583 --> 00:37:12,666
‎妳拿槍

811
00:37:12,666 --> 00:37:15,333
‎我拿槍,電話在我這裡,錢在你那裡

812
00:37:15,333 --> 00:37:18,458
‎他們打來後,遵守書裡第12章講的

813
00:37:18,458 --> 00:37:19,833
‎交付贖款三原則

814
00:37:19,833 --> 00:37:21,708
‎可以嗎?奧黛麗,記得嗎?

815
00:37:21,708 --> 00:37:25,666
‎第一,遵守所有合理的指示

816
00:37:25,666 --> 00:37:26,958
‎-對
‎-第二

817
00:37:26,958 --> 00:37:31,041
‎要先看到肉票,再交付贖金

818
00:37:31,041 --> 00:37:32,791
‎-沒錯
‎-第三

819
00:37:32,791 --> 00:37:36,083
‎不要跟他們去第二個地點

820
00:37:36,083 --> 00:37:37,250
‎非常好

821
00:37:37,250 --> 00:37:39,625
‎你們不會有事的,去吧

822
00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:41,750
‎-好
‎-“尼克手槍俠”風格,走吧

823
00:37:50,208 --> 00:37:52,125
‎-尼克,這個給你
‎-我拿...

824
00:37:52,125 --> 00:37:54,666
‎告訴我,誰叫過你“尼克手槍俠”?

825
00:37:54,666 --> 00:37:57,958
‎誰沒這樣叫我?大家都這樣叫我

826
00:37:57,958 --> 00:38:01,125
‎我沒碰過這麼重的一箱錢

827
00:38:01,125 --> 00:38:03,166
‎幹嘛不用線上支付?這重達...

828
00:38:03,166 --> 00:38:04,625
‎我的手好痛

829
00:38:04,625 --> 00:38:06,708
‎我要用兩隻手,這樣會怪嗎?

830
00:38:06,708 --> 00:38:09,458
‎-你的手很可愛
‎“可愛”?什麼意思?

831
00:38:09,458 --> 00:38:11,916
‎-小巧可愛
‎-妳家人的手都像紅猩猩

832
00:38:11,916 --> 00:38:14,000
‎妳從小就覺得大手很正常

833
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,291
‎我沒說你的手很秀氣

834
00:38:15,291 --> 00:38:18,041
‎但跟你擊掌很怪,因為你的手很小

835
00:38:18,041 --> 00:38:19,666
‎我的手是一般大小

836
00:38:19,666 --> 00:38:21,958
‎-妳奶奶的掌心放得下鬥牛犬
‎-拜託

837
00:38:21,958 --> 00:38:22,958
‎我們在找誰?

838
00:38:22,958 --> 00:38:24,833
‎-電話來了
‎-有人打來

839
00:38:24,833 --> 00:38:26,041
‎好,開始了

840
00:38:26,041 --> 00:38:27,583
‎啟動追蹤

841
00:38:27,583 --> 00:38:29,000
‎喂,你好

842
00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:33,166
‎女士,小姐,還是先生?請說

843
00:38:33,166 --> 00:38:34,208
‎尼克,是我!

844
00:38:35,416 --> 00:38:36,500
‎王公,還好嗎?

845
00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:39,958
‎錢在我們手上,我們要知道該往哪走

846
00:38:39,958 --> 00:38:42,083
‎告訴我們,我們救你出來

847
00:38:42,708 --> 00:38:43,791
‎怎麼了?

848
00:38:43,791 --> 00:38:45,250
‎證明人質還活著

849
00:38:45,250 --> 00:38:47,333
‎把錢拿去路邊的廂型車

850
00:38:47,333 --> 00:38:48,250
‎好

851
00:38:49,125 --> 00:38:50,791
‎-什麼廂型車?
‎-廂型車?

852
00:38:50,791 --> 00:38:52,916
‎什麼廂型車?那一輛?

853
00:38:52,916 --> 00:38:55,916
‎不要指,白痴,往那邊自然走過去

854
00:38:55,916 --> 00:38:57,166
‎好,我過去

855
00:38:57,166 --> 00:38:59,625
‎有異狀的話,王公就沒命

856
00:38:59,625 --> 00:39:01,708
‎別這樣,好,我們來了

857
00:39:02,250 --> 00:39:03,500
‎要去廂型車那裡

858
00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:05,208
‎-那一輛?
‎-不要指

859
00:39:05,208 --> 00:39:06,875
‎他不要我們指,那一輛

860
00:39:09,083 --> 00:39:09,916
‎嚇死人

861
00:39:09,916 --> 00:39:11,416
‎上車

862
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,291
‎我們用錢跟你交換王公

863
00:39:14,291 --> 00:39:15,291
‎他在附近

864
00:39:15,291 --> 00:39:17,166
‎快點上車

865
00:39:17,166 --> 00:39:19,208
‎-別上車
‎-你們的命運...

866
00:39:19,708 --> 00:39:22,458
‎-之前不是這樣說的
‎-原則三,不要上車

867
00:39:22,458 --> 00:39:25,333
‎上車,不然射穿你們的肚子

868
00:39:25,333 --> 00:39:28,083
‎把你們帶去鄉下,餵給豬吃

869
00:39:28,083 --> 00:39:29,625
‎-好,上車吧
‎-好...

870
00:39:30,541 --> 00:39:32,125
‎好,抱歉,好

871
00:39:36,958 --> 00:39:38,500
‎白痴美國人

872
00:39:46,375 --> 00:39:48,083
‎-把錢給我們
‎-把錢給你們

873
00:39:48,083 --> 00:39:50,500
‎-沒問題,錢
‎-把錢給他,拜託

874
00:39:50,500 --> 00:39:52,375
‎-等一下
‎-我還有這個

875
00:39:52,375 --> 00:39:53,708
‎搞什麼?

876
00:39:53,708 --> 00:39:56,625
‎我帶來,以免我們之後想慶祝...

877
00:39:56,625 --> 00:39:58,166
‎-你瘋了嗎?
‎-計畫調整一下

878
00:39:58,166 --> 00:40:02,166
‎我把這邊銬在這裡,這邊銬在這裡

879
00:40:02,875 --> 00:40:05,125
‎錢要跟著我們走了

880
00:40:05,125 --> 00:40:07,375
‎懂嗎?我不知道鑰匙在哪...

881
00:40:08,125 --> 00:40:09,666
‎-怎麼了?
‎-什麼?

882
00:40:09,666 --> 00:40:11,291
‎-哈囉?
‎-斷線了?

883
00:40:11,291 --> 00:40:12,541
‎待命

884
00:40:12,541 --> 00:40:15,041
‎馬上帶我們去見王公

885
00:40:15,041 --> 00:40:15,958
‎妳覺得如何?

886
00:40:15,958 --> 00:40:17,250
‎把手砍斷

887
00:40:17,250 --> 00:40:18,375
‎-把手砍斷?
‎-什麼?

888
00:40:18,375 --> 00:40:20,041
‎-對
‎-不要!斧頭!

889
00:40:20,041 --> 00:40:21,875
‎-不要,快找鑰匙
‎-我知道在哪裡

890
00:40:21,875 --> 00:40:23,875
‎-找這裡
‎-糟糕

891
00:40:23,875 --> 00:40:25,625
‎-我找不到
‎-找其他口袋

892
00:40:25,625 --> 00:40:29,458
‎媽的,我好像沒辦法扣下扳機找鑰匙

893
00:40:29,458 --> 00:40:31,083
‎老公,你在講什麼?

894
00:40:31,083 --> 00:40:33,416
‎妳的槍!射這個混蛋!

895
00:40:39,708 --> 00:40:40,833
‎天啊!

896
00:40:49,708 --> 00:40:51,583
‎我的天啊!

897
00:40:51,583 --> 00:40:52,708
‎對不起!

898
00:40:52,708 --> 00:40:55,291
‎不要道歉,妳殺了綁匪

899
00:40:56,541 --> 00:40:57,416
‎天啊

900
00:40:59,666 --> 00:41:01,000
‎射這個傢伙!

901
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,416
‎可以射腿嗎?我不想再殺人

902
00:41:03,416 --> 00:41:06,083
‎有什麼差別?妳已經是殺人犯了!

903
00:41:06,083 --> 00:41:08,083
‎我不想當殺人狂!

904
00:41:11,666 --> 00:41:13,208
‎-拿斧頭
‎-好

905
00:41:20,041 --> 00:41:20,875
‎怎麼了?

906
00:41:22,250 --> 00:41:23,833
‎天啊!

907
00:41:23,833 --> 00:41:26,250
‎老婆,妳不只是殺人狂

908
00:41:26,250 --> 00:41:27,750
‎妳是斧頭殺手

909
00:41:28,958 --> 00:41:30,250
‎老公,他在動

910
00:41:30,250 --> 00:41:33,041
‎天啊,我覺得他可能沒事

911
00:41:34,166 --> 00:41:36,166
‎那是臨死的抽搐,老婆

912
00:41:40,583 --> 00:41:42,083
‎老天!

913
00:41:43,750 --> 00:41:45,500
‎他的腳卡在油門上

914
00:41:47,458 --> 00:41:48,958
‎抓住方向盤!

915
00:41:48,958 --> 00:41:50,458
‎天啊

916
00:41:57,791 --> 00:42:00,041
‎媽的!好噁心!我碰到了

917
00:42:02,458 --> 00:42:05,541
‎好耶,現在是誰要餵誰給豬吃?

918
00:42:05,541 --> 00:42:07,750
‎那一個已經死了,尼克!

919
00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:16,958
‎糟糕,大家快閃

920
00:42:21,541 --> 00:42:22,583
‎媽的!

921
00:42:22,583 --> 00:42:24,916
‎妳真的什麼都撞嗎?

922
00:42:37,583 --> 00:42:40,000
‎-車門開了
‎-天啊!你做了什麼?

923
00:42:45,875 --> 00:42:47,083
‎天啊,老公

924
00:42:54,583 --> 00:42:56,208
‎我的天啊

925
00:43:01,583 --> 00:43:02,583
‎老公,桿子!

926
00:43:02,583 --> 00:43:04,750
‎-什麼?
‎-有一根桿子!

927
00:43:05,625 --> 00:43:06,583
‎我聽不到!

928
00:43:08,208 --> 00:43:09,166
‎天啊

929
00:43:09,166 --> 00:43:10,083
‎算了

930
00:43:16,666 --> 00:43:17,500
‎好了,寶貝

931
00:43:31,916 --> 00:43:34,250
‎-你好
‎-你好,大家沒事吧?

932
00:43:34,250 --> 00:43:35,958
‎抱歉,來,讓我下去

933
00:43:35,958 --> 00:43:37,583
‎小心,我的天

934
00:43:37,583 --> 00:43:39,041
‎-老天
‎-大家沒事吧?

935
00:43:39,041 --> 00:43:41,125
‎嗨,午餐好吃嗎?

936
00:43:43,958 --> 00:43:44,916
‎-幹嘛?
‎-幹嘛?

937
00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:48,458
‎-什麼?
‎-什麼?

938
00:43:49,125 --> 00:43:50,291
‎糟了

939
00:43:50,291 --> 00:43:52,041
{\an8}‎(“起司刀殺手”)

940
00:43:52,208 --> 00:43:54,000
{\an8}‎-等一下,什麼?不對!
‎-搞什麼...

941
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,291
‎我沒拿起司刀,我是拿起司

942
00:43:56,291 --> 00:43:58,291
‎你幹嘛拿?你幹嘛吃起司?

943
00:43:58,291 --> 00:44:00,750
‎我抽了水菸筒,開始嘴饞

944
00:44:00,750 --> 00:44:02,250
‎那個起司很好吃

945
00:44:02,250 --> 00:44:04,583
‎那把刀沒離開過房間,尼克

946
00:44:04,583 --> 00:44:08,125
‎但我們離開了房間
‎他們可能偷了刀,換成我們的臉

947
00:44:08,125 --> 00:44:09,666
‎上面都是我們的指紋

948
00:44:09,666 --> 00:44:10,916
‎這是狗屁!

949
00:44:10,916 --> 00:44:13,416
‎-不是我們
‎-電視都亂講!

950
00:44:13,416 --> 00:44:15,000
‎我們沒有能力...

951
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,500
‎我們是無辜的

952
00:44:17,500 --> 00:44:18,416
‎...做這種事

953
00:44:18,416 --> 00:44:20,833
‎跟OJ辛普森相反

954
00:44:20,833 --> 00:44:23,208
‎我們不會做這種事,我發誓

955
00:44:23,208 --> 00:44:24,500
‎-不會
‎-我保證

956
00:44:31,500 --> 00:44:33,375
‎這是意外,難免的

957
00:44:38,791 --> 00:44:39,625
‎天啊

958
00:44:40,250 --> 00:44:42,291
‎我叫你們不要上車

959
00:44:42,291 --> 00:44:43,583
‎-我們...
‎-他有槍

960
00:44:43,583 --> 00:44:45,625
‎-你們也有槍
‎-對

961
00:44:45,625 --> 00:44:47,791
‎-我用了槍
‎-她用得很好

962
00:44:47,791 --> 00:44:50,333
‎你有看到
‎他們在電視上怎麼搞我們嗎?

963
00:44:50,333 --> 00:44:52,291
‎-那是電腦修過的
‎-對

964
00:44:52,291 --> 00:44:55,750
‎-我就知道你看得懂
‎-謝謝你注意到了,很專業

965
00:44:55,750 --> 00:44:57,250
‎箱子還好嗎?

966
00:45:02,125 --> 00:45:04,708
‎好耶,我們聯手制伏他

967
00:45:04,708 --> 00:45:05,875
‎很不賴

968
00:45:05,875 --> 00:45:07,291
‎怎麼這麼快就來了?

969
00:45:07,291 --> 00:45:08,875
‎他們有7千萬個理由

970
00:45:09,875 --> 00:45:11,291
‎箱子給我,你有鑰匙嗎?

971
00:45:11,291 --> 00:45:13,708
‎鑰匙?幹嘛?這是情趣手銬

972
00:45:13,708 --> 00:45:15,916
‎你看,這樣就解開了

973
00:45:18,666 --> 00:45:21,000
‎好,他們看我拿箱子,就會追我

974
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:22,625
‎-對
‎-我什麼都應付得來

975
00:45:22,625 --> 00:45:23,583
‎我知道

976
00:45:23,583 --> 00:45:25,791
‎晚上7點在瑪達肋納堂會合

977
00:45:25,791 --> 00:45:27,583
‎沒問題,我們會去

978
00:45:28,250 --> 00:45:29,958
‎我太貶低你們的事業了

979
00:45:29,958 --> 00:45:32,833
‎我們可能等級不同,但有一樣的熱情

980
00:45:33,333 --> 00:45:35,500
‎我現在知道了,再見!

981
00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:37,625
‎我錯了,這傢伙好帥

982
00:45:37,625 --> 00:45:38,541
‎老公

983
00:45:39,375 --> 00:45:40,958
‎如果米勒是綁匪呢?

984
00:45:40,958 --> 00:45:43,500
‎他說晚上7點要在瑪達肋納堂會合

985
00:45:43,500 --> 00:45:45,666
‎我知道,但壞人會說謊

986
00:45:45,666 --> 00:45:49,708
‎好嗎?我們剛把7千萬美元交給了他

987
00:45:49,708 --> 00:45:52,041
‎-天啊,妳可能說得對
‎-只是猜測

988
00:45:55,875 --> 00:45:57,708
‎不對,妳猜錯了

989
00:46:01,166 --> 00:46:03,666
‎-這是誰?
‎-不知道,從哪冒出來的?

990
00:46:04,916 --> 00:46:07,666
‎-直接走進火海?
‎-他直接走過去

991
00:46:09,250 --> 00:46:10,416
‎他拿到手提箱了

992
00:46:11,375 --> 00:46:13,791
‎-不!天啊!
‎-天啊,我搞糊塗了

993
00:46:13,791 --> 00:46:16,041
‎-糟了,這傢伙是誰?
‎-這是誰?

994
00:46:16,041 --> 00:46:16,958
‎天啊

995
00:46:18,291 --> 00:46:21,000
‎NE-413-DAN

996
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,541
‎我們又成了歐洲頭號通緝犯,快跑

997
00:46:23,541 --> 00:46:25,500
‎-我來拿...好
‎-拿帽子

998
00:46:26,250 --> 00:46:27,666
‎-這是...
‎-這是什麼?

999
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,041
{\an8}‎是杜拉克瓦!這傢伙喜歡我們

1000
00:46:33,541 --> 00:46:36,291
‎我聽到他說“歌劇”,好,快走

1001
00:47:14,500 --> 00:47:16,291
‎-是我們
‎-奧黛麗和尼克

1002
00:47:16,291 --> 00:47:19,583
‎-菸圈好帥,你好嗎?
‎-有收到我們的聖誕卡嗎?

1003
00:47:19,583 --> 00:47:22,750
‎我很好,我收到了
‎搭配的毛衣很不錯

1004
00:47:23,333 --> 00:47:24,375
‎我的點子

1005
00:47:24,375 --> 00:47:26,916
‎我們需要你幫個小忙

1006
00:47:26,916 --> 00:47:28,708
‎-是一個大忙
‎-對

1007
00:47:29,291 --> 00:47:31,250
‎-你們被捕了
‎-沒有

1008
00:47:32,041 --> 00:47:34,083
‎很難分辨你什麼時候是認真的

1009
00:47:34,083 --> 00:47:35,708
‎看起來很認真,是嗎?

1010
00:47:35,708 --> 00:47:37,666
‎你們綁架了王公

1011
00:47:37,666 --> 00:47:39,166
‎謀殺他的保鏢

1012
00:47:39,166 --> 00:47:41,666
‎偷走7千萬美元

1013
00:47:41,666 --> 00:47:43,916
‎-偷走...
‎-破壞城市多個街區

1014
00:47:43,916 --> 00:47:46,041
‎你們進歌劇院也沒付錢吧?

1015
00:47:46,041 --> 00:47:48,916
‎-我們一件也沒做
‎-我們做了第四項和第六項

1016
00:47:48,916 --> 00:47:50,458
‎我們是被陷害的

1017
00:47:50,458 --> 00:47:52,375
‎我們有預感是誰幹的

1018
00:47:52,375 --> 00:47:54,541
‎我們需要你幫忙追蹤一個車牌

1019
00:47:54,541 --> 00:47:56,666
‎我非常樂意幫忙

1020
00:47:56,666 --> 00:48:01,000
‎但這樣我就得立即向上級報告

1021
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,291
‎否則就是協助和煽動犯罪

1022
00:48:03,291 --> 00:48:05,291
‎這樣吧,我們把你綁起來

1023
00:48:05,291 --> 00:48:08,500
‎你可以說是我們逼迫你幫忙

1024
00:48:09,791 --> 00:48:11,333
‎等一下,你要打給誰?

1025
00:48:11,333 --> 00:48:12,958
‎我沒有要打電話

1026
00:48:12,958 --> 00:48:16,125
‎我有個應用程式,能用車牌追蹤車子

1027
00:48:16,125 --> 00:48:17,833
‎有這種應用程式?

1028
00:48:19,125 --> 00:48:21,583
‎天啊,上面有Shazam嗎?

1029
00:48:21,583 --> 00:48:23,541
‎我想知道這是什麼歌

1030
00:48:25,208 --> 00:48:26,416
‎應用程式顯示

1031
00:48:26,416 --> 00:48:30,291
‎卡車停在80公里外的城堡?

1032
00:48:31,166 --> 00:48:33,250
‎不好意思,能幫我抓鼻子嗎?

1033
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,208
‎輕一點

1034
00:48:41,375 --> 00:48:43,916
‎-謝謝
‎-還有,可以跟你借車嗎?

1035
00:48:44,625 --> 00:48:46,458
‎-鑰匙在我褲子的口袋裡
‎-好

1036
00:48:46,458 --> 00:48:49,958
‎這你也要叫奧黛麗做?我來拿

1037
00:48:49,958 --> 00:48:52,416
‎我能說什麼?試試也無妨

1038
00:48:53,708 --> 00:48:56,833
‎好,這是馬鈴薯還是鑰匙?
‎因為我...好,拿到了

1039
00:48:56,833 --> 00:48:57,875
‎交給我們

1040
00:48:58,708 --> 00:49:00,416
‎車內不准吃東西

1041
00:49:02,041 --> 00:49:05,208
‎杜拉克瓦的車子一定很帥

1042
00:49:11,375 --> 00:49:12,666
‎(警察)

1043
00:49:14,500 --> 00:49:15,458
‎不好意思

1044
00:49:17,666 --> 00:49:18,875
‎警探,夜安

1045
00:49:18,875 --> 00:49:20,791
‎-夜安,上校!
‎-幸會!

1046
00:49:26,291 --> 00:49:27,750
‎警察在找你們

1047
00:49:27,750 --> 00:49:30,625
‎對,沒錯,上校,這不是我們幹的

1048
00:49:30,625 --> 00:49:34,291
‎我知道,但凶器上面都是你們的指紋

1049
00:49:34,291 --> 00:49:36,666
‎還拍到你們帶著凶器跑出帳篷

1050
00:49:36,666 --> 00:49:39,916
‎-對
‎-我們度假都會碰到這種鳥事

1051
00:49:39,916 --> 00:49:42,083
‎對了,米勒死了,錢也搞丟了

1052
00:49:42,083 --> 00:49:43,666
‎看來像是你們拿的

1053
00:49:43,666 --> 00:49:46,083
‎更慘的是,綁匪剛打電話來

1054
00:49:46,083 --> 00:49:48,750
‎限我們午夜之前交出贖金

1055
00:49:48,750 --> 00:49:50,333
‎否則要殺死王公

1056
00:49:50,333 --> 00:49:52,833
‎好,上校,可以幫我們拖時間嗎?

1057
00:49:52,833 --> 00:49:55,000
‎-非常感謝
‎-好,上校,謝謝

1058
00:50:08,166 --> 00:50:09,875
‎我的天啊

1059
00:50:09,875 --> 00:50:13,041
‎現在妳知道
‎綁匪為什麼需要7千萬美元了

1060
00:50:13,041 --> 00:50:14,416
‎要付暖氣費用

1061
00:50:19,125 --> 00:50:20,416
‎天啊

1062
00:50:20,416 --> 00:50:22,708
‎好,那條護城河大概

1063
00:50:23,208 --> 00:50:24,333
‎3公尺寬?

1064
00:50:24,875 --> 00:50:26,041
‎我應該跨得過去

1065
00:50:26,041 --> 00:50:28,333
‎尼克,3公尺大概是10英尺

1066
00:50:28,333 --> 00:50:30,916
‎我是高中跳遠紀錄保持人

1067
00:50:30,916 --> 00:50:33,958
‎我沒開玩笑,我以前跳得比這還遠

1068
00:50:34,833 --> 00:50:35,833
‎-是嗎?
‎-對

1069
00:50:35,833 --> 00:50:38,833
‎他們以前叫你什麼?“尼克長腿俠”?

1070
00:50:38,833 --> 00:50:39,750
‎妳在笑我?

1071
00:50:39,750 --> 00:50:41,916
‎我只是說你跳不過去

1072
00:50:41,916 --> 00:50:43,291
‎我要證明妳錯了

1073
00:50:43,291 --> 00:50:45,666
‎雖然我不會因此開心,好嗎?

1074
00:50:49,083 --> 00:50:52,125
‎好,從那個角度來看
‎確實不止3公尺

1075
00:50:52,125 --> 00:50:55,041
‎-真糟糕
‎-妳覺得妳可以嗎?

1076
00:50:55,791 --> 00:50:56,958
‎你要我跳過去?

1077
00:50:59,041 --> 00:51:00,125
‎夜安

1078
00:51:00,125 --> 00:51:01,458
‎-女伯爵?
‎-女伯爵?

1079
00:51:01,458 --> 00:51:02,875
‎驚訝嗎?

1080
00:51:02,875 --> 00:51:05,833
‎對...妳有聽到我們說“女伯爵”嗎?

1081
00:51:07,666 --> 00:51:08,541
‎天啊

1082
00:51:11,750 --> 00:51:13,000
‎維克在哪裡?

1083
00:51:14,208 --> 00:51:15,750
‎應該在綁匪那裡

1084
00:51:15,750 --> 00:51:17,708
‎綁...妳們不是綁匪?

1085
00:51:17,708 --> 00:51:18,625
‎不是

1086
00:51:19,333 --> 00:51:21,041
‎我不會做這種事

1087
00:51:21,041 --> 00:51:22,416
‎維克拉朗是我朋友

1088
00:51:22,416 --> 00:51:23,416
‎妳朋友?

1089
00:51:24,041 --> 00:51:24,958
‎妳愛過他

1090
00:51:26,166 --> 00:51:27,208
‎天啊

1091
00:51:27,833 --> 00:51:28,833
‎我愛錢

1092
00:51:29,625 --> 00:51:32,666
‎聽到你們兩個門外漢要碰這麼多錢

1093
00:51:32,666 --> 00:51:33,791
‎我必須拿到手

1094
00:51:33,791 --> 00:51:35,333
‎“必須拿到手”

1095
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,708
‎-所以,妳沒放那把刀?
‎-或偽造影片?

1096
00:51:38,708 --> 00:51:41,208
‎或晚上在我們的飲料下藥?

1097
00:51:41,208 --> 00:51:43,000
‎提這幹嘛?又沒有關聯

1098
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,916
‎當然有關聯

1099
00:51:44,916 --> 00:51:47,625
‎-非常有關聯
‎-別說了

1100
00:51:47,625 --> 00:51:50,750
‎-天啊
‎-兩個壞人絕對會起內鬨

1101
00:51:50,750 --> 00:51:53,791
‎-一定會有人出賣對方
‎-電影都這樣演

1102
00:51:53,791 --> 00:51:55,125
‎-我們看過
‎-很多次

1103
00:51:55,125 --> 00:51:56,083
‎相信我們

1104
00:51:56,083 --> 00:51:57,166
‎-妳要自救
‎-伊瑪妮

1105
00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:59,750
‎車子準備好了嗎?

1106
00:51:59,750 --> 00:52:01,541
‎-好了,女伯爵
‎-很好

1107
00:52:02,375 --> 00:52:03,833
‎-不要!
‎-不要!

1108
00:52:06,208 --> 00:52:08,416
‎-天啊
‎-我跟妳講得很清楚

1109
00:52:08,416 --> 00:52:11,083
‎-電影就是這樣演的
‎-對

1110
00:52:12,041 --> 00:52:15,833
‎運氣好的話,你們會先嗆死,再燒死

1111
00:52:19,583 --> 00:52:20,416
‎不!

1112
00:52:21,083 --> 00:52:21,916
‎糟糕

1113
00:52:26,708 --> 00:52:27,625
‎什麼?

1114
00:52:27,625 --> 00:52:29,875
‎回馬槍

1115
00:52:34,541 --> 00:52:37,750
‎天啊,這兩個混蛋死了
‎一定會怪在我們頭上

1116
00:52:37,750 --> 00:52:40,166
‎快走,我們要跳出去

1117
00:52:40,166 --> 00:52:42,166
‎來,跳吧,一起跳

1118
00:52:42,916 --> 00:52:44,583
‎-天啊!
‎-快點,退後!

1119
00:52:44,583 --> 00:52:47,291
‎去窗戶那裡,快點

1120
00:52:47,291 --> 00:52:48,541
‎媽的

1121
00:52:48,541 --> 00:52:49,958
‎-天啊
‎-妳還好嗎?

1122
00:52:49,958 --> 00:52:51,916
‎-你還好嗎?
‎-開始滾

1123
00:52:52,708 --> 00:52:54,083
‎不對!是滾那邊

1124
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:56,625
‎天啊,你好大!

1125
00:52:56,625 --> 00:53:00,166
‎度蜜月妳就說過了
‎我們要跟當時一樣繼續嘗試

1126
00:53:01,916 --> 00:53:05,750
‎天啊,老公
‎我都不知道要滾去哪裡了

1127
00:53:05,750 --> 00:53:08,125
‎-我不知道
‎-天啊

1128
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:10,708
‎藥是我放的

1129
00:53:11,291 --> 00:53:12,541
‎什麼?

1130
00:53:12,541 --> 00:53:15,125
‎應該說是妳放的,不過是因為我

1131
00:53:15,125 --> 00:53:19,583
‎我把安眠藥放在妳的止痛藥瓶裡

1132
00:53:19,583 --> 00:53:22,666
‎我壓力太大了,對不起,都怪我

1133
00:53:22,666 --> 00:53:25,458
‎別道歉,要道歉的是我

1134
00:53:25,458 --> 00:53:28,500
‎我一直批評你,我好內疚

1135
00:53:28,500 --> 00:53:30,083
‎-對不起
‎-沒關係

1136
00:53:30,083 --> 00:53:32,375
‎你的廣告招牌和牙線名片

1137
00:53:32,375 --> 00:53:35,250
‎-牙線名片
‎-我知道,我不...

1138
00:53:35,250 --> 00:53:37,791
‎-那個點子不錯
‎-不是,名片上的刀片

1139
00:53:37,791 --> 00:53:40,541
‎我能用來剪斷膠帶,我口袋裡有一張

1140
00:53:40,541 --> 00:53:42,458
‎-哪裡?
‎-在後面的口袋

1141
00:53:42,458 --> 00:53:44,625
‎等一下

1142
00:53:44,625 --> 00:53:45,958
‎我在找了

1143
00:53:45,958 --> 00:53:48,416
‎幫我一下,伸進去拿

1144
00:53:48,416 --> 00:53:51,375
‎-伸進去,拜託
‎-我拿到了

1145
00:53:51,375 --> 00:53:54,916
‎天啊,可以嗎?要切斷了嗎?

1146
00:53:54,916 --> 00:53:56,625
‎-有用嗎?
‎-好像有用

1147
00:53:56,625 --> 00:53:58,416
‎我的天啊

1148
00:53:58,416 --> 00:54:00,916
‎牙線名片,我愛你,我愛死你了

1149
00:54:00,916 --> 00:54:02,000
‎拜託

1150
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,791
‎太好了!

1151
00:54:03,791 --> 00:54:06,083
‎太好了,切斷腳上的膠帶

1152
00:54:06,083 --> 00:54:09,125
‎-好了!
‎-好,趕快跑!

1153
00:54:09,791 --> 00:54:10,791
‎糟糕

1154
00:54:11,375 --> 00:54:13,250
‎-你在幹嘛?
‎-天啊

1155
00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:16,000
‎來,拿好,我要擊破窗戶

1156
00:54:17,166 --> 00:54:18,125
‎天啊

1157
00:54:19,750 --> 00:54:21,750
‎要命!這是法國槍!

1158
00:54:21,750 --> 00:54:22,708
‎老公

1159
00:54:22,708 --> 00:54:24,458
‎-不
‎-什麼?

1160
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,375
‎不!

1161
00:55:01,208 --> 00:55:02,041
‎寶貝!

1162
00:55:02,625 --> 00:55:03,458
‎我愛你

1163
00:55:12,333 --> 00:55:13,166
‎天啊

1164
00:55:14,833 --> 00:55:18,333
‎-什麼?不...
‎-不...

1165
00:55:18,333 --> 00:55:19,750
‎媽的

1166
00:55:19,750 --> 00:55:20,666
‎尼克

1167
00:55:25,791 --> 00:55:27,166
‎這次換我開了

1168
00:55:27,166 --> 00:55:28,083
‎好

1169
00:55:39,291 --> 00:55:41,583
‎開什麼玩笑?我不...

1170
00:55:42,083 --> 00:55:43,541
‎老婆,又是妳開

1171
00:55:43,541 --> 00:55:44,916
‎-對不起
‎-沒關係

1172
00:55:50,666 --> 00:55:51,750
‎各位先生女士

1173
00:55:52,708 --> 00:55:55,041
‎我是羅宏杜拉克瓦警探

1174
00:55:55,875 --> 00:55:59,875
‎15分鐘前,國際刑警組織
‎對此案展開控制行動

1175
00:55:59,875 --> 00:56:01,916
‎指派我領導特別小組

1176
00:56:02,791 --> 00:56:07,083
‎好,我們知道了
‎但國際刑警怎麼突然介入?

1177
00:56:07,083 --> 00:56:09,041
‎這些罪行令人髮指

1178
00:56:09,041 --> 00:56:14,041
‎多起謀殺案、一宗綁架案
‎巴黎歷史最悠久的咖啡館遭摧毀

1179
00:56:14,041 --> 00:56:17,958
‎一位帥氣十足的歌劇迷遭到捆綁

1180
00:56:17,958 --> 00:56:19,208
‎老天啊

1181
00:56:19,208 --> 00:56:23,250
‎好,但我們為什麼要相信
‎你找得到尼克和奧黛麗斯皮茨?

1182
00:56:23,250 --> 00:56:25,666
‎因為他們就在電話線上

1183
00:56:27,166 --> 00:56:29,750
‎-喂?大家都在嗎?
‎-是的,奧黛麗

1184
00:56:29,750 --> 00:56:30,875
‎大家都在,除了...

1185
00:56:30,875 --> 00:56:33,000
‎女伯爵和她的怪朋友?

1186
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:34,916
‎把維克拉姆帶回來,你們這些壞蛋

1187
00:56:34,916 --> 00:56:37,291
‎-錢在你們手上了
‎-錢確實在我們手上

1188
00:56:37,291 --> 00:56:40,500
‎想再看到這筆錢,最好告訴綁匪

1189
00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:44,166
‎把王公帶去朱爾斯凡爾餐廳

1190
00:56:44,166 --> 00:56:45,375
‎什麼?

1191
00:56:45,916 --> 00:56:47,291
‎朱爾斯凡爾餐廳

1192
00:56:47,291 --> 00:56:49,541
‎朱爾斯凡爾餐廳?我懂了

1193
00:56:49,541 --> 00:56:50,791
‎是儒勒凡爾納餐廳

1194
00:56:51,375 --> 00:56:54,333
‎午夜的時候,在艾菲爾鐵塔觀景台

1195
00:56:54,333 --> 00:56:55,250
‎對

1196
00:56:55,250 --> 00:56:56,958
‎什麼意思?我哥不在我們手上

1197
00:56:56,958 --> 00:56:59,625
‎-放屁!
‎-在你們其中一人手上,好嗎?

1198
00:56:59,625 --> 00:57:03,666
‎聽我老婆的話,午夜
‎我們要見到活著的王公

1199
00:57:03,666 --> 00:57:06,500
‎警探,我們想開你的車

1200
00:57:06,500 --> 00:57:09,125
‎可是發不動,所以留在原地

1201
00:57:09,125 --> 00:57:10,208
‎什麼?

1202
00:57:10,208 --> 00:57:13,666
‎我們偷了一輛藍寶堅尼
‎事後可以給你

1203
00:57:13,666 --> 00:57:14,875
‎好喔

1204
00:57:16,791 --> 00:57:18,708
‎(巴黎,奧爾良)

1205
00:57:38,041 --> 00:57:39,375
‎天啊

1206
00:57:39,375 --> 00:57:40,666
‎好漂亮

1207
00:57:41,875 --> 00:57:43,375
‎幹嘛盛裝打扮?

1208
00:57:43,375 --> 00:57:45,666
‎網路上說要穿正式服裝

1209
00:57:45,666 --> 00:57:48,500
‎有次我穿短褲,進不去綠苑酒廊

1210
00:57:48,500 --> 00:57:50,208
‎-怎麼沒有客人?
‎-對啊

1211
00:57:50,208 --> 00:57:53,083
‎我們包下餐廳,免得被打擾

1212
00:57:53,083 --> 00:57:55,416
‎我們故意選在公共場所

1213
00:57:55,416 --> 00:57:57,416
‎就是因為旁邊有人

1214
00:57:57,416 --> 00:58:00,708
‎-你們這身衣服是哪來的?
‎-妳還做了頭髮?

1215
00:58:00,708 --> 00:58:02,541
‎我們碰到了狀況,好嗎?

1216
00:58:02,541 --> 00:58:05,875
‎有條護城河,然後我們...
‎我不必解釋,好嗎?

1217
00:58:05,875 --> 00:58:08,083
‎我們來問問題,怎麼樣?

1218
00:58:08,083 --> 00:58:11,375
‎-來吧,問問題
‎-來看誰有嫌疑,好嗎?

1219
00:58:12,041 --> 00:58:13,125
‎請便吧

1220
00:58:13,125 --> 00:58:15,750
‎從賽拉戈文丹開始

1221
00:58:15,750 --> 00:58:16,833
‎我?

1222
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:19,375
‎我替你們講過話

1223
00:58:19,916 --> 00:58:21,333
‎我其實很喜歡你們

1224
00:58:21,333 --> 00:58:24,500
‎我知道,我們也很喜歡妳
‎妳一直對我們很好

1225
00:58:24,500 --> 00:58:26,125
‎這算是我們的工作

1226
00:58:26,125 --> 00:58:28,625
‎綁架我自己的哥哥?

1227
00:58:28,625 --> 00:58:30,708
‎-她不高興了
‎-我知道,她就在我面前

1228
00:58:30,708 --> 00:58:32,083
‎妳瘋了嗎?

1229
00:58:32,083 --> 00:58:34,125
‎-下一個,奧黛麗,下一個
‎-下一個

1230
00:58:34,125 --> 00:58:35,166
‎沒事的,賽拉

1231
00:58:35,166 --> 00:58:37,666
‎法蘭西斯科,董事會主席

1232
00:58:38,291 --> 00:58:42,083
‎王公走了,你就可以隨意盜用公款

1233
00:58:42,083 --> 00:58:45,375
‎來支付兩千個小孩的親子鑑定訴訟

1234
00:58:45,375 --> 00:58:47,916
‎妳跟我也生一個吧?

1235
00:58:47,916 --> 00:58:48,958
‎給我滾

1236
00:58:48,958 --> 00:58:50,666
‎噁爛的豬哥

1237
00:58:50,666 --> 00:58:52,166
‎克勞黛喬貝兒

1238
00:58:52,166 --> 00:58:53,250
‎珠貝

1239
00:58:53,250 --> 00:58:56,041
‎巴黎女店員,想錢想瘋了

1240
00:58:56,625 --> 00:58:59,291
‎我要錢的話,嫁給他就行了

1241
00:58:59,291 --> 00:59:01,916
‎董事會逼妳簽了苛刻的婚前協議

1242
00:59:03,333 --> 00:59:05,958
‎那上校呢?他有什麼動機?

1243
00:59:05,958 --> 00:59:10,916
‎他可能不想再幫有錢人做事
‎因為你們爛死了

1244
00:59:11,625 --> 00:59:12,458
‎或者

1245
00:59:12,458 --> 00:59:13,500
‎上校

1246
00:59:14,500 --> 00:59:17,375
‎需要一大筆錢,幫自己買

1247
00:59:18,541 --> 00:59:19,958
‎一隻仿生手臂

1248
00:59:20,583 --> 00:59:23,041
‎我查過了,不會很貴

1249
00:59:23,541 --> 00:59:26,166
‎-多少錢?
‎-2萬、3萬美元

1250
00:59:26,166 --> 00:59:29,208
‎這麼便宜?我可能要買一個

1251
00:59:29,208 --> 00:59:31,125
‎你要先斷一隻手臂

1252
00:59:31,125 --> 00:59:32,916
‎我不是要買手臂

1253
00:59:35,166 --> 00:59:36,458
‎好

1254
00:59:36,458 --> 00:59:37,875
‎都問過了

1255
00:59:39,666 --> 00:59:40,625
‎是誰幹的?

1256
00:59:45,625 --> 00:59:46,541
‎維克

1257
00:59:51,750 --> 00:59:53,583
‎他們要我來給你們看

1258
00:59:53,583 --> 00:59:55,041
‎這個厲害的炸藥

1259
00:59:56,375 --> 00:59:57,666
‎天啊

1260
00:59:57,666 --> 01:00:00,166
‎足以炸掉整座塔,朋友

1261
01:00:00,166 --> 01:00:03,375
‎聽好,你們要把錢放在電梯裡

1262
01:00:03,375 --> 01:00:05,291
‎送到頂樓

1263
01:00:05,291 --> 01:00:09,208
‎他們點收無誤,就會交出那個...

1264
01:00:09,208 --> 01:00:12,166
‎天啊,那個叫什麼?爆破炸藥那個?

1265
01:00:12,166 --> 01:00:14,208
‎-遙控引爆器?
‎-對,那個東西

1266
01:00:14,208 --> 01:00:17,333
‎他們會把那個送下來,我們就能離開

1267
01:00:17,333 --> 01:00:20,666
‎時間有一點趕,因為...

1268
01:00:21,166 --> 01:00:22,333
‎你們看

1269
01:00:22,333 --> 01:00:23,625
‎天啊,尼克

1270
01:00:23,625 --> 01:00:26,875
‎尼克,錢,你要把錢放進電梯

1271
01:00:26,875 --> 01:00:27,791
‎現在

1272
01:00:27,791 --> 01:00:29,291
‎-不要
‎-“不要”?

1273
01:00:29,291 --> 01:00:31,416
‎-你在幹嘛?
‎-他們不會炸掉他

1274
01:00:31,416 --> 01:00:32,583
‎-天啊
‎-尼克

1275
01:00:32,583 --> 01:00:34,708
‎你真的要憑直覺決定?

1276
01:00:34,708 --> 01:00:35,791
‎-相信我
‎-尼克

1277
01:00:35,791 --> 01:00:36,708
{\an8}‎兄弟

1278
01:00:36,708 --> 01:00:39,458
{\an8}‎不會有事的,王公

1279
01:00:39,458 --> 01:00:42,416
‎歹徒受過嚴格的訓練,對吧?

1280
01:00:42,416 --> 01:00:45,083
‎因為他殺了狠角色盧先生

1281
01:00:45,083 --> 01:00:46,875
‎時間在倒數了,朋友

1282
01:00:46,875 --> 01:00:48,375
‎不行,尼克

1283
01:00:48,375 --> 01:00:51,625
‎我們知道綁匪的駭客技術非常高明

1284
01:00:51,625 --> 01:00:53,625
‎能取得影片,進行換臉

1285
01:00:53,625 --> 01:00:55,083
‎快點,尼克

1286
01:00:55,750 --> 01:00:59,791
‎他很清楚,在婚禮後臺
‎要去哪裡找盧先生和維克

1287
01:00:59,791 --> 01:01:02,291
‎才能在大象登場時把他們互換

1288
01:01:02,291 --> 01:01:04,250
‎-但老公...
‎-尼克!我要爆炸了

1289
01:01:04,250 --> 01:01:06,000
‎有這麼多專業知識...

1290
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:07,166
‎天啊,尼克

1291
01:01:07,958 --> 01:01:09,833
‎這傢伙應該寫一本書

1292
01:01:09,833 --> 01:01:11,666
‎我的天啊,尼克!

1293
01:01:22,833 --> 01:01:24,875
‎“許多的研究顯示

1294
01:01:24,875 --> 01:01:27,416
‎綁匪不會輕舉妄動

1295
01:01:27,416 --> 01:01:30,208
‎害自己拿不到贖金”

1296
01:01:30,208 --> 01:01:35,166
‎康納米勒先生的書,第9章,第3節

1297
01:01:35,791 --> 01:01:37,041
‎你看了書

1298
01:01:37,041 --> 01:01:38,958
‎整本看完,寫得很爛

1299
01:01:38,958 --> 01:01:41,041
‎妳要喝喝看,很好喝

1300
01:01:41,041 --> 01:01:43,125
‎你把我嚇死了

1301
01:01:50,500 --> 01:01:51,458
‎怎麼回事?

1302
01:01:53,291 --> 01:01:54,166
‎什麼?

1303
01:01:57,125 --> 01:01:58,041
‎非常厲害

1304
01:01:58,041 --> 01:02:01,000
‎休旅車爆炸了,你怎麼能先下車?

1305
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:02,166
‎我沒有下車

1306
01:02:02,708 --> 01:02:05,500
‎我爬到後座的防彈鈦製空間

1307
01:02:05,500 --> 01:02:09,541
‎在大庭廣眾下身亡
‎這是排除嫌疑最好的方法

1308
01:02:09,541 --> 01:02:10,458
‎對

1309
01:02:10,958 --> 01:02:13,375
‎但事情沒有照你的計畫走吧?

1310
01:02:13,375 --> 01:02:15,416
‎你的手下拿到了錢

1311
01:02:15,416 --> 01:02:17,125
‎就要逃之夭夭

1312
01:02:17,125 --> 01:02:18,750
‎突然...

1313
01:02:18,750 --> 01:02:21,000
‎貪心的前未婚妻登場

1314
01:02:21,583 --> 01:02:23,375
‎7千萬美元

1315
01:02:23,375 --> 01:02:24,500
‎是一大筆錢

1316
01:02:24,500 --> 01:02:26,166
‎就算她是女伯爵

1317
01:02:26,166 --> 01:02:29,750
‎所以她派伊瑪妮來劫走搶匪的錢

1318
01:02:29,750 --> 01:02:31,541
‎-誰?
‎-伊瑪妮

1319
01:02:31,541 --> 01:02:33,666
‎-誰?
‎-伊瑪...那個丫鬟...

1320
01:02:33,666 --> 01:02:35,750
‎女伯爵的...學她笑

1321
01:02:35,750 --> 01:02:37,791
‎-一定要嗎?
‎-一下就好

1322
01:02:39,916 --> 01:02:40,750
‎他們知道了

1323
01:02:40,750 --> 01:02:42,166
‎然後她出現

1324
01:02:42,166 --> 01:02:45,666
‎在你的眼皮下偷走了贖金

1325
01:02:47,500 --> 01:02:48,750
‎一定很痛吧

1326
01:02:49,250 --> 01:02:52,083
‎你們要是認真看過我的書

1327
01:02:52,583 --> 01:02:56,833
‎就會記得,匿名罪犯的身分一旦揭曉

1328
01:02:56,833 --> 01:03:01,125
‎所有知情的人都會有危險

1329
01:03:01,666 --> 01:03:02,791
‎這表示

1330
01:03:04,375 --> 01:03:06,208
‎我要殺了你們所有人

1331
01:03:07,833 --> 01:03:09,208
‎天啊!

1332
01:03:10,333 --> 01:03:11,500
‎蓋瑞?

1333
01:03:13,250 --> 01:03:14,416
‎妳是哪位?

1334
01:03:14,416 --> 01:03:15,875
‎我是蘇珊

1335
01:03:18,458 --> 01:03:20,625
‎-妳知道她是誰嗎?
‎-不知道

1336
01:03:20,625 --> 01:03:25,416
‎十年前,我來這裡留學的時候
‎認識了蓋瑞

1337
01:03:25,416 --> 01:03:26,875
‎我們約好了

1338
01:03:26,875 --> 01:03:29,041
‎我們如果還愛著對方

1339
01:03:29,041 --> 01:03:30,875
‎也還沒找到另一半

1340
01:03:30,875 --> 01:03:36,333
‎今晚午夜,就約在艾菲爾鐵塔
‎中間這一層碰面

1341
01:03:38,041 --> 01:03:39,875
‎我還是深愛著他

1342
01:03:41,416 --> 01:03:43,041
‎蓋瑞在這裡嗎?

1343
01:03:45,125 --> 01:03:47,000
‎把手放下,法蘭西斯科

1344
01:03:48,541 --> 01:03:50,041
‎-天啊
‎-小心!

1345
01:03:54,041 --> 01:03:54,958
‎天啊!

1346
01:04:00,583 --> 01:04:01,750
‎準備好

1347
01:04:05,458 --> 01:04:08,666
‎最後我想說,很高興跟你們交手

1348
01:04:10,750 --> 01:04:12,708
‎爆破按鈕還在他手上

1349
01:04:17,500 --> 01:04:18,833
‎奧黛麗

1350
01:04:21,791 --> 01:04:22,750
‎天啊

1351
01:04:24,375 --> 01:04:26,000
‎跟我想的不一樣!

1352
01:04:39,458 --> 01:04:42,250
‎妳真的很會一錯再錯,對吧?

1353
01:04:42,875 --> 01:04:45,000
‎尼克!不敢相信我要這麼做

1354
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:46,166
‎拿我的槍

1355
01:04:46,750 --> 01:04:49,750
‎等一下,你需要子彈,在我口袋裡

1356
01:04:50,250 --> 01:04:52,416
‎你這個臭小子

1357
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:55,291
‎-要伸進去一點
‎-沒問題

1358
01:04:56,750 --> 01:04:59,666
‎蘇珊,壓住警探的傷口

1359
01:04:59,666 --> 01:05:02,166
‎這是互動劇場嗎?

1360
01:05:10,875 --> 01:05:12,833
‎很高興我的忠實粉絲能看到這個

1361
01:05:12,833 --> 01:05:16,000
‎其實,我現在沒那麼喜歡你了

1362
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:19,000
‎真可惜,因為我要示範最後一課了

1363
01:05:20,166 --> 01:05:22,041
‎炸掉艾菲爾鐵塔,金蟬脫殼

1364
01:05:22,041 --> 01:05:23,458
‎你不會幹這種事

1365
01:05:23,458 --> 01:05:26,333
‎除了目擊者之外,我最討厭一種東西

1366
01:05:26,333 --> 01:05:27,666
‎就是法國人

1367
01:05:31,250 --> 01:05:32,458
‎那扇門一開

1368
01:05:32,458 --> 01:05:34,458
‎裡面的人都會死,懂嗎?

1369
01:05:35,166 --> 01:05:39,541
‎尼克!不要!

1370
01:05:40,333 --> 01:05:41,333
‎尼克

1371
01:05:42,458 --> 01:05:45,791
‎(你欠我們蘋果手機
‎愛你喲,尼克手槍俠)

1372
01:05:51,166 --> 01:05:52,041
‎卡住了

1373
01:05:52,041 --> 01:05:54,916
‎-把它拿掉,我很脆弱
‎-背心是中號的

1374
01:05:54,916 --> 01:05:56,708
‎你14歲就穿不下中號的了

1375
01:05:56,708 --> 01:05:59,166
‎別激動,拜託,把背心脫掉

1376
01:05:59,166 --> 01:06:00,208
‎還好嗎?

1377
01:06:00,208 --> 01:06:02,041
‎我需要電子菸

1378
01:06:02,041 --> 01:06:03,750
‎-好
‎-在我口袋裡

1379
01:06:04,250 --> 01:06:05,541
‎-右邊口袋
‎-這個?

1380
01:06:05,541 --> 01:06:07,750
‎-不...
‎-不是,那是你的老二

1381
01:06:07,750 --> 01:06:09,833
‎-妳拿到了
‎-拿到了

1382
01:06:09,833 --> 01:06:11,958
‎中了彈恐怕不適合抽這個

1383
01:06:11,958 --> 01:06:13,541
‎不過,你抽吧

1384
01:06:27,583 --> 01:06:28,833
‎布魯克林人來了

1385
01:06:42,500 --> 01:06:43,333
{\an8}‎停了!

1386
01:06:50,416 --> 01:06:51,500
‎(引爆器啟動)

1387
01:07:07,791 --> 01:07:09,083
‎拆掉這鬼東西!

1388
01:07:17,833 --> 01:07:19,583
‎退後,不然錢就飛了

1389
01:07:19,583 --> 01:07:21,041
‎我不相信妳

1390
01:07:36,541 --> 01:07:39,333
‎你這樣怎麼不會腦震盪?

1391
01:07:39,916 --> 01:07:40,791
‎神的恩賜

1392
01:07:41,500 --> 01:07:43,208
‎他不會再眨眼了

1393
01:07:43,208 --> 01:07:45,958
‎-尼克!
‎-我們來了,寶貝

1394
01:07:45,958 --> 01:07:47,375
‎交給我,拜託

1395
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:49,833
‎可能

1396
01:07:50,333 --> 01:07:51,666
‎有輕微腦震盪

1397
01:07:59,625 --> 01:08:01,666
‎-拆掉!
‎-我們都會爆炸!

1398
01:08:01,666 --> 01:08:02,750
‎我沒有頭緒

1399
01:08:03,541 --> 01:08:04,833
‎沒事的,寶貝

1400
01:08:05,583 --> 01:08:07,666
‎尼克雙槍俠登場

1401
01:08:21,541 --> 01:08:22,875
‎有打中什麼嗎?

1402
01:08:22,875 --> 01:08:24,958
‎射到引爆器了,老公

1403
01:08:24,958 --> 01:08:26,875
‎很好,我就是瞄準那個

1404
01:08:33,333 --> 01:08:34,458
‎我的寶貝

1405
01:08:40,250 --> 01:08:42,166
‎菸圈,愛的菸圈

1406
01:08:43,500 --> 01:08:47,041
‎好,現在要用槍
‎來幹另一件事,對吧?

1407
01:08:47,041 --> 01:08:49,291
‎把你朋友痛扁了一頓,現在換你

1408
01:08:49,875 --> 01:08:51,041
‎來啊

1409
01:08:53,458 --> 01:08:54,333
‎好

1410
01:08:56,541 --> 01:08:58,083
‎你要去哪裡?寶貝!

1411
01:08:58,833 --> 01:09:00,041
‎奧黛麗!

1412
01:09:07,916 --> 01:09:08,791
‎老公!

1413
01:09:08,791 --> 01:09:11,916
‎沒事的,寶貝,我會救妳,撐住!

1414
01:09:21,833 --> 01:09:24,666
‎我一定是跳過了踢臉那一章

1415
01:09:45,875 --> 01:09:47,083
‎天啊

1416
01:09:51,125 --> 01:09:52,708
‎過來

1417
01:10:02,416 --> 01:10:04,541
‎要撒紙花了,王八蛋

1418
01:10:07,333 --> 01:10:09,291
‎不!

1419
01:10:24,041 --> 01:10:24,916
‎來吧,寶貝

1420
01:10:39,625 --> 01:10:40,958
‎幹掉其他人

1421
01:10:47,750 --> 01:10:48,583
‎好

1422
01:11:05,416 --> 01:11:06,458
‎什麼聲音?

1423
01:11:06,458 --> 01:11:08,041
‎真是破壞氣氛

1424
01:11:10,666 --> 01:11:11,833
‎米勒

1425
01:11:14,916 --> 01:11:16,000
‎我老公說得對

1426
01:11:16,500 --> 01:11:17,875
‎你的書很爛

1427
01:11:19,458 --> 01:11:21,333
‎她百發百中

1428
01:11:23,375 --> 01:11:25,083
‎對不起

1429
01:11:25,083 --> 01:11:27,291
‎-這次失誤?
‎-對不起,寶貝,對不起

1430
01:11:29,500 --> 01:11:30,333
‎靠!

1431
01:11:30,333 --> 01:11:32,541
‎媽的!妳是瞄準我還是他?

1432
01:11:32,541 --> 01:11:34,666
‎他!我發誓

1433
01:11:34,666 --> 01:11:36,541
‎-天啊
‎-快射他

1434
01:11:36,541 --> 01:11:37,666
‎射他

1435
01:11:37,666 --> 01:11:40,166
‎我“繩”經衰弱了,你懂嗎?

1436
01:11:40,166 --> 01:11:43,208
‎腦袋像輪子一樣轉個不停...

1437
01:11:45,166 --> 01:11:46,750
‎天啊,好吧

1438
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:49,958
‎百發百中?

1439
01:11:50,875 --> 01:11:53,375
‎看來不是每個人都像你這麼厲害

1440
01:11:59,250 --> 01:12:00,666
‎一路順風,米勒

1441
01:12:15,083 --> 01:12:16,375
‎天啊

1442
01:12:18,541 --> 01:12:19,708
‎蹲下來!

1443
01:12:24,833 --> 01:12:25,916
‎天啊!

1444
01:12:39,208 --> 01:12:40,500
‎巴黎好奇怪

1445
01:12:41,541 --> 01:12:43,166
‎-他這次死了
‎-徹底死了

1446
01:12:43,166 --> 01:12:44,750
‎他...沒戲唱了

1447
01:12:45,416 --> 01:12:48,083
‎妳怎麼會想到這個方法?
‎怎麼辦到的?

1448
01:12:48,083 --> 01:12:49,750
‎-我不知道
‎-妳是天才

1449
01:12:49,750 --> 01:12:52,583
‎靈機一動,我就想...我的寶貝

1450
01:12:52,583 --> 01:12:55,458
‎太厲害了
‎我絕對想不到這麼好的方法

1451
01:12:55,458 --> 01:12:58,208
‎我不知道自己做了什麼,好可怕

1452
01:12:59,458 --> 01:13:00,958
‎-幹嘛?
‎-我們是團隊了

1453
01:13:01,541 --> 01:13:03,166
‎不是,叫他走開...

1454
01:13:03,166 --> 01:13:06,416
‎-不要碰她,她不高興
‎-退後,走開

1455
01:13:06,416 --> 01:13:10,166
‎你做得很好,但不要過來
‎給我們空間,謝謝

1456
01:13:10,791 --> 01:13:13,166
‎-寶貝
‎-沒事了,我愛妳,寶貝

1457
01:13:13,166 --> 01:13:14,250
‎這實在是...

1458
01:13:14,250 --> 01:13:16,791
‎撇開這件事,巴黎今晚還滿美的

1459
01:13:17,291 --> 01:13:18,250
‎對

1460
01:13:26,666 --> 01:13:27,666
‎太好了

1461
01:13:27,666 --> 01:13:30,375
‎-尼克!奧黛麗!
‎-你們又立功了!

1462
01:13:31,458 --> 01:13:34,125
‎-維克,錢的事很抱歉
‎-沒錯

1463
01:13:34,125 --> 01:13:36,416
‎對不起,丟了很多錢

1464
01:13:36,416 --> 01:13:39,083
‎巴黎居民應該會打從心底感激你

1465
01:13:39,083 --> 01:13:43,000
‎別擔心,只要我的親友
‎沒被謀殺就好了

1466
01:13:43,500 --> 01:13:44,958
‎除了盧先生

1467
01:13:44,958 --> 01:13:46,875
‎是啊,沒錯

1468
01:13:47,458 --> 01:13:48,625
‎哪個盧先生啊?

1469
01:13:49,583 --> 01:13:52,708
‎糟糕,妳怎麼了?怎麼在流血?

1470
01:13:52,708 --> 01:13:55,250
‎沒有...我沒流血,是指甲花染料

1471
01:13:55,250 --> 01:13:57,291
‎一定是混亂中沾到的

1472
01:13:57,916 --> 01:14:00,750
‎謝天謝地,我受夠了
‎今晚別再有意外了

1473
01:14:00,750 --> 01:14:03,375
‎別再流血了,拜託,我真的以為是血

1474
01:14:03,375 --> 01:14:05,125
‎累死了,你也是吧?

1475
01:14:06,125 --> 01:14:07,000
‎是啊

1476
01:14:08,833 --> 01:14:12,166
‎妳在嘀咕什麼?妳又在嘀咕了

1477
01:14:14,791 --> 01:14:17,208
‎抱歉,這完全說不通

1478
01:14:17,208 --> 01:14:19,041
‎賽拉,不好意思...

1479
01:14:19,041 --> 01:14:23,041
‎妳說指甲花染料是混亂中沾到的?

1480
01:14:23,041 --> 01:14:24,250
‎沒錯

1481
01:14:25,333 --> 01:14:26,500
‎有意思

1482
01:14:27,750 --> 01:14:29,083
‎為什麼有意思?

1483
01:14:29,083 --> 01:14:30,708
‎對,這為什麼有意思?

1484
01:14:31,291 --> 01:14:35,000
‎我在歡迎舞會上沒有看到妳

1485
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:39,125
‎大象來了之後,妳就出現了

1486
01:14:39,125 --> 01:14:40,166
‎對

1487
01:14:40,166 --> 01:14:42,333
‎我之前去喝酒了

1488
01:14:42,333 --> 01:14:46,458
‎親愛的,我當過美髮師
‎對染料略知一二

1489
01:14:46,458 --> 01:14:48,375
‎指甲花染料乾了之後

1490
01:14:48,916 --> 01:14:50,250
‎不會沾染

1491
01:14:51,666 --> 01:14:54,666
‎抱歉,我不知道妳在說什麼

1492
01:14:54,666 --> 01:14:58,333
‎我在大象訓練師的長袍上
‎看到的不是血跡

1493
01:14:58,333 --> 01:14:59,791
‎是指甲花染料

1494
01:14:59,791 --> 01:15:03,625
‎那是妳的指甲花染料
‎案發當晚還來不及乾掉

1495
01:15:03,625 --> 01:15:05,333
‎天啊!

1496
01:15:05,333 --> 01:15:06,833
‎是妹妹幹的!

1497
01:15:07,875 --> 01:15:08,708
‎不會吧!

1498
01:15:08,708 --> 01:15:12,000
‎拜託,這太荒謬了
‎我們不是討論過了?

1499
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:15,333
‎我愛我哥哥,我有什麼理由要...

1500
01:15:15,333 --> 01:15:18,833
‎可能是爸媽把家族事業交給他

1501
01:15:18,833 --> 01:15:20,541
‎雖然妳比較聰明

1502
01:15:20,541 --> 01:15:23,625
‎而他想當水上摩托車饒舌歌手
‎卻完全沒才華?

1503
01:15:24,208 --> 01:15:25,041
‎不要見怪

1504
01:15:25,041 --> 01:15:26,333
‎有點受傷

1505
01:15:26,333 --> 01:15:29,833
‎妳在孟買想殺他,不也是這個原因?

1506
01:15:30,416 --> 01:15:31,375
‎妳!

1507
01:15:33,375 --> 01:15:34,916
‎我爸媽說對一件事

1508
01:15:35,833 --> 01:15:37,750
‎想把事情做好

1509
01:15:38,583 --> 01:15:39,958
‎就要自己動手

1510
01:15:42,416 --> 01:15:43,666
‎賽拉!

1511
01:15:43,666 --> 01:15:45,041
‎不!

1512
01:15:46,041 --> 01:15:48,625
‎這個可憐蟲,他快沒有手臂了

1513
01:15:51,541 --> 01:15:53,208
‎-別想在我地盤撒野
‎-好耶!

1514
01:15:53,208 --> 01:15:54,916
‎我的寶貝!

1515
01:15:55,500 --> 01:15:57,708
‎-寶貝,謝謝
‎-我要...

1516
01:15:58,291 --> 01:16:00,750
‎還好嗎?沒事的

1517
01:16:00,750 --> 01:16:04,000
‎好樣的,老兄,你是我的頭號保鏢

1518
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:06,166
‎不只是因為上一個被幹掉了

1519
01:16:06,166 --> 01:16:09,250
‎今年的寬扎節獎金最好有一大包

1520
01:16:09,750 --> 01:16:12,625
‎送你一隻仿生手臂啦,好嗎?

1521
01:16:12,625 --> 01:16:14,083
‎-真的?
‎-對!

1522
01:16:15,541 --> 01:16:17,166
‎-你沒事
‎-天啊

1523
01:16:17,166 --> 01:16:19,625
‎-年輕人,怎麼樣?
‎-還好嗎?

1524
01:16:19,625 --> 01:16:22,625
‎-我沒事
‎-羅宏非常與眾不同,對吧?

1525
01:16:22,625 --> 01:16:25,041
‎你出院後,我們要去吃晚餐

1526
01:16:26,291 --> 01:16:28,625
‎巴黎再次施展魔法

1527
01:16:29,125 --> 01:16:30,166
‎早日康復

1528
01:16:30,166 --> 01:16:31,250
‎-好
‎-謝謝

1529
01:16:31,250 --> 01:16:32,875
‎要告訴他們嗎?好

1530
01:16:32,875 --> 01:16:33,791
‎兩位

1531
01:16:33,791 --> 01:16:35,208
‎我們決定要

1532
01:16:35,708 --> 01:16:37,875
‎-私奔
‎-這絕對是明智的選擇

1533
01:16:37,875 --> 01:16:39,791
‎-太棒了
‎-很好

1534
01:16:39,791 --> 01:16:42,125
‎對,不邀請家人,不過

1535
01:16:42,625 --> 01:16:44,375
‎你們救了我一命

1536
01:16:44,375 --> 01:16:46,250
‎你們兩個沒事就好了

1537
01:16:46,250 --> 01:16:49,125
‎老實說,謝謝你們給了我們一場...

1538
01:16:49,125 --> 01:16:51,750
‎-對
‎-...永生難忘的冒險

1539
01:16:52,500 --> 01:16:54,625
‎-對
‎-看來扯平了,再見

1540
01:16:54,625 --> 01:16:55,833
‎再見

1541
01:16:55,833 --> 01:16:57,125
‎-拜拜
‎-再會

1542
01:16:57,125 --> 01:16:59,541
‎對了,很遺憾你妹妹是神經病

1543
01:16:59,541 --> 01:17:01,875
‎別管她,她是人渣

1544
01:17:01,875 --> 01:17:03,333
‎-沒錯
‎-對

1545
01:17:03,333 --> 01:17:05,500
‎-好
‎-老公,我準備要回家了

1546
01:17:05,500 --> 01:17:07,666
‎-我也是
‎-我好想回家

1547
01:17:09,125 --> 01:17:10,916
‎我們要先做一件事

1548
01:17:11,750 --> 01:17:14,625
‎-相信我
‎-什麼?好吧

1549
01:17:14,625 --> 01:17:16,000
‎-去看看上校
‎-好

1550
01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:17,375
‎-你還好嗎?
‎-上校

1551
01:17:17,375 --> 01:17:19,083
‎你不會失去這隻手臂?

1552
01:17:29,833 --> 01:17:31,916
‎扣住,完成了

1553
01:17:32,625 --> 01:17:36,625
‎現在我們一輩子都要鎖在一起了

1554
01:17:36,625 --> 01:17:38,708
‎我只想跟你鎖在一起

1555
01:17:38,708 --> 01:17:39,875
‎我也是,老婆

1556
01:17:39,875 --> 01:17:41,000
‎妳是...

1557
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:41,916
‎屎漬

1558
01:17:42,666 --> 01:17:43,666
‎什麼?

1559
01:17:44,166 --> 01:17:45,333
‎尼克和奧黛麗屎漬

1560
01:17:45,333 --> 01:17:48,291
‎-開直升機的?搞什...
‎-你在這裡幹嘛?

1561
01:17:48,291 --> 01:17:49,333
‎接電話

1562
01:17:50,083 --> 01:17:51,041
‎喂?

1563
01:17:51,041 --> 01:17:54,625
‎我們當然沒有扯平
‎搭我的直升機,想去哪就去哪

1564
01:17:54,625 --> 01:17:57,958
‎你們需要好好度一次蜜月
‎還有一點現金

1565
01:17:57,958 --> 01:17:59,583
‎-什麼?
‎-現金?

1566
01:17:59,583 --> 01:18:01,041
‎-一袋...
‎-真的嗎?

1567
01:18:01,791 --> 01:18:03,750
‎天啊,你看

1568
01:18:03,750 --> 01:18:07,000
‎-我的天...
‎-對,這些錢應該夠了,謝謝

1569
01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:09,458
‎只有1千萬美元,別一次花光

1570
01:18:09,458 --> 01:18:12,708
‎如果花光光,就把包包賣掉

1571
01:18:12,708 --> 01:18:14,250
‎那值3百萬美元

1572
01:18:14,250 --> 01:18:15,916
‎是恐龍皮

1573
01:18:15,916 --> 01:18:18,791
‎-天啊
‎-恐龍?我們不能收,拜託

1574
01:18:18,791 --> 01:18:21,125
‎好吧,我們收下,謝謝

1575
01:18:21,125 --> 01:18:24,083
‎你們兩個繼續手淫足蹈,王公告辭!

1576
01:18:24,083 --> 01:18:27,333
‎-妳想做的第一件事是什麼?
‎-我想親你

1577
01:18:31,375 --> 01:18:32,625
‎真不敢相信

1578
01:18:39,458 --> 01:18:41,416
‎-我的寶貝
‎-親愛的

1579
01:18:41,416 --> 01:18:43,666
‎遲來的豪華蜜月

1580
01:18:43,666 --> 01:18:44,625
‎沒錯

1581
01:18:44,625 --> 01:18:45,666
‎終於實現

1582
01:18:47,375 --> 01:18:49,666
‎你能相信我們有多幸運嗎?

1583
01:18:53,166 --> 01:18:54,291
‎酒好喝嗎?

1584
01:18:54,291 --> 01:18:56,458
‎-什麼?
‎-你在開玩笑嗎?

1585
01:18:56,458 --> 01:18:57,833
‎包包給我

1586
01:18:57,833 --> 01:18:59,291
‎什麼?那個...

1587
01:18:59,291 --> 01:19:01,583
‎-包包,包包給我
‎-你要這個?

1588
01:19:01,583 --> 01:19:02,958
‎-沒問題
‎-包包給他

1589
01:19:03,708 --> 01:19:05,375
‎你的口音到哪去了?

1590
01:19:06,125 --> 01:19:07,416
‎回澤西了

1591
01:19:07,416 --> 01:19:09,625
‎我們好好談談

1592
01:19:09,625 --> 01:19:11,458
‎再也不見,屎蛋!

1593
01:19:11,458 --> 01:19:15,041
‎-天啊!他...
‎-我的媽呀!

1594
01:28:43,041 --> 01:28:44,416
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