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‎（東方快車）

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‎四年前，尼克和奧黛麗斯皮茨

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‎偵破本世紀倍受關注的幾起謀殺疑案

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‎天啊！

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‎-要拔出來嗎？
‎-不行，這刀有30公分

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‎-我插回去
‎-不要

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‎遵循一炮而紅的慣例

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‎尼克和奧黛麗立刻辭掉工作

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‎他們投入畢生積蓄

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‎想在私家偵探界闖出一片天

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‎-對
‎-失陪一下

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‎好，沒問題

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‎你是有多愛吃洋芋片？

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‎妳敢講我？我看妳嗑掉兩份鮮蝦盅

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‎別再干擾我了，好嗎？

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‎不幸的是，轉職過程並不順利

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‎男人到了某個年紀…這跟妳沒有關係

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‎有些男人不會

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‎-對，可是…
‎-別拿我出氣

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‎羅恩，聽說你在偷吃

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‎不會吧？我們結婚25年了

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‎寶貝

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‎我最近一個人出門
‎是要安排結婚紀念日的驚喜

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‎-好貼心喔
‎-這…

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‎-別這樣
‎-對不起

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‎我愛妳

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‎不好意思，插個話

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‎麻煩付一下帳單

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‎我們就不打擾你們親熱了

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‎-帳單？你們要她付錢？
‎-不行

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‎-我們說好了…
‎-是妳勾引我

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‎-我是在臥底
‎-假裝勾引你

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‎越來越扯了

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‎生意每況愈下

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‎尼克和奧黛麗只能祈求天降奇蹟…

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‎快跑

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‎…希望身邊有人被做掉

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‎《奪命鴛殃 2》

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‎天啊

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‎老公

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‎不能放海浪或悅耳的聲音嗎？

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‎聽鯨魚的聲音，我比較好睡

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‎-妳沒收了我的安眠藥
‎-你知道為什麼嗎？

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‎記得你上次吃完怎麼樣嗎？

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‎你夢遊走到大廳

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‎穿著我的內褲，在沙發上澆水

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‎我不記得那件事

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‎你看，門房拍了照片
‎我拿來當螢幕保護程式

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‎-那是別人
‎-好吧

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‎聽我說

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‎寶貝

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‎如果你睡不著

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‎我們可以

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‎一起看完一章

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‎我看了幾頁

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‎那個人根本在亂講

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‎老公，考題是這個人出的

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‎你要考過才能取得執照

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‎我當過警察

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‎不需要一張紙來證明我的能力

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‎我知道我在幹嘛

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‎但我們都認同
‎這套課程對生意有幫助

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‎妳真的覺得生意不好是這個原因？

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‎我們都有執照
‎應該會有比較好的客戶上門

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‎懂得行銷，才會有好的客戶

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‎懂得行銷？例如你的牙線名片？

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‎-對
‎-不會吧？天啊

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‎這叫顛覆性行銷

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‎這沒有顛覆，人家會搞混
‎我們不是牙醫，我們…

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‎我可以講得比睡眠機大聲

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‎老公，不要這樣

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‎好啦，算了

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‎你不想當偵探了嗎？

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‎我想，我想當偵探

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‎只是，我們都只聊工作

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‎有一起工作又相處愉快的夫妻嗎？

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‎怪奇比莉和菲尼亞斯

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‎他們是兄妹

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‎寶貝，我知道
‎這跟我們當初想的不一樣

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‎（王公）

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‎那是什麼聲音？

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‎是我的手機

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‎王公，有禮了，什麼事？老兄

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‎尼克兄，在幹嘛？

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‎你在割草嗎？那是什麼聲音？

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‎我在騎水上摩托車啦，老哥！

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‎一邊騎水上摩托車，一邊講電話？

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‎尼克，哥兒們，我的好兄弟

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‎王公要結婚了！

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‎太棒了

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‎我跟奧黛麗講

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‎奧黛麗！他要結婚了

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‎-什麼？
‎-對

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‎維克！

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‎恭喜，我們很替你高興

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‎謝謝！她是巴黎的大美女

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‎就是有艾菲爾鐵塔的鬼地方

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‎週末我要在新買的私人島嶼結婚

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‎妳和尼克都要來，錢都我出

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‎我要看你們兩位貴賓
‎在舞池手淫足蹈！

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‎是“手舞足蹈”

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‎不是，老兄，我有…媽的！

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‎怎麼了？

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‎妳有聽到錢都他出嗎？

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‎-我們週末要工作
‎-我真的需要去度個假

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‎老公，記得上次度假發生什麼事嗎？

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‎記得，有些人死了

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‎不是有些人，是很多人

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‎死五個人算很多？

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‎好，等一下，我想一下

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‎-她要讓步了
‎-好，所以…

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‎-她要讓步了
‎-等一下

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‎好，說吧

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‎好，我同意

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‎我們應該可以休息一下

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‎-休息？
‎-遠離這些

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‎-只是放鬆一分鐘
‎-不…

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‎不對，至少放鬆一個週末

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‎一整個週末，我們不能…

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‎我們…我們的大腦需要休息一下

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‎-別聊這件事
‎-我起雞皮疙瘩了

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‎因為我們要去度假吧？

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‎-真好…
‎-好決定

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‎喜歡這個風景嗎，屎漬夫婦？

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‎不好意思，抱歉，是…

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‎我們是尼克和奧黛麗斯皮茨，是…

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‎不過，對，風景非常漂亮

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‎想聽音樂嗎，屎漬夫婦？

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‎是斯皮茨，不是屎漬，好嗎？

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‎對，有嘻哈鬥牛梗和泰勒屎漬

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‎好，他很堅持屎漬

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‎什麼都要加屎漬

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‎你是哪裡人？

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‎我是來自…

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‎歐洲

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‎應該是“瑞屎”吧

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‎（維克拉姆）

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‎我要下去了，天啊，謝謝

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‎不可思議，我要哭了

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‎-我們死了嗎？這是天堂嗎？搞什…
‎-好棒

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‎紅鸛穿了尿布，屎才不會拉在草坪上

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‎尼克和奧黛麗！

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‎哥兒們！王公！

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‎科莫湖的英雄！

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‎我的姊姊和我的哥哥
‎另一個媽媽生的

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‎-喝醉酒的媽媽
‎-天啊

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‎我的天啊！看看你

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‎尼克和奧黛麗，容我介紹
‎克勞黛喬貝特小姐

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‎珠貝

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‎我是奧黛麗，很高興認識妳

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‎妳比維克拉姆形容的還美

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‎有意思，沒有遺漏

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‎四次？我以為是兩次

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‎還有尼克

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‎-我一直很想見你
‎-好

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‎恭喜

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‎謝謝

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‎非常感謝，對，我喜歡

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‎-好了！停下來！
‎-怎麼了？

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‎可以了，別親了

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‎請過來

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‎我得告訴你們，巴黎是我最愛的城市

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‎妳上次去是什麼時候？

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‎其實我沒去過

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‎我是從電影和照片上看到…

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‎謝謝邀請我們來婚禮
‎有我們的位子，真是太好了

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‎-當然了
‎-不可思議

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‎多了兩個位子，我爸媽死了

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‎真是遺憾

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‎真糟糕

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‎開玩笑的啦

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‎原來如此，所以他們會來？

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‎不會，他們死了
‎但他們本來就不會來

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‎因為我討厭他們

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‎-好吧，這…
‎-好

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‎上校，你認識斯皮茨夫婦

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‎-什麼？
‎-上校！

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‎我的朋友

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‎-天啊
‎-天啊！你的手臂怎麼了？

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‎有那麼明顯嗎？

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‎上次見面，你的手臂比較長一點

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‎如果一定要失去一隻手臂
‎就是這隻了

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‎這隻已經沒有手了

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‎去電影院也不必跟人共用椅子扶手

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‎對

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‎但老實說

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‎上校在孟買幫我擋掉一顆子彈

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‎-真的嗎？
‎-有人要對你開槍？

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‎對，有人不喜歡我公司的經營方式

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‎可惜的是，上校受了傷

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‎不能全力保護我

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‎我要請一個新的頭號保鑣，路易先生

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‎-你們看
‎-你好，路易

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‎這個老兄可以雙手開攻

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‎雙手開攻，很好笑

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‎好，希望裡面沒有違禁品

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‎希望沒有

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‎我不想這麼說

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‎如果你跟上校打架，我賭上校贏

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‎他會用那隻手臂把你打到屁滾尿流

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‎不喜歡這個玩笑？只是鬧你的

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‎-幸會
‎-走吧

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‎跟我來

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‎來了

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‎很好聽

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‎你們應該沒參加過印度婚禮

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‎妳怎麼會這麼想？

208
00:09:30,755 --> 00:09:31,838
‎所以你們去過？

209
00:09:31,921 --> 00:09:32,755
‎沒有

210
00:09:32,838 --> 00:09:37,005
‎今晚是音樂派對，類似彩排的晚宴

211
00:09:37,088 --> 00:09:41,546
‎我們安排了一個
‎很有戲劇效果的驚喜登場

212
00:09:41,630 --> 00:09:43,755
‎你們應該會覺得很好玩

213
00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:47,171
‎我要接電話，別墅裡應有盡有

214
00:09:47,255 --> 00:09:48,546
‎就當自己的家

215
00:09:50,171 --> 00:09:51,338
‎-我們…
‎-再見，好好享受

216
00:09:51,421 --> 00:09:53,338
‎-再見，謝謝
‎-不親了，好

217
00:09:53,838 --> 00:09:56,963
‎我是在芳登廣場的手錶店認識她的

218
00:09:57,046 --> 00:10:00,130
‎當時她一文不名
‎我是一見鍾情，懂嗎？

219
00:10:00,213 --> 00:10:01,588
‎她讓我充滿…

220
00:10:02,130 --> 00:10:03,671
‎-幸福感
‎-真好

221
00:10:03,755 --> 00:10:06,963
‎你們對望的時候也有那種幸福感

222
00:10:08,046 --> 00:10:09,880
‎你們很幸福吧？

223
00:10:09,963 --> 00:10:11,546
‎-我們？你在說笑嗎？
‎-沒有她…

224
00:10:11,630 --> 00:10:13,838
‎我不會幸福
‎有了她，我是最幸福的人

225
00:10:13,921 --> 00:10:16,671
‎我每天都想大喊…我超愛你

226
00:10:16,755 --> 00:10:19,505
‎家裡大小事都她決定，我沒意見

227
00:10:19,588 --> 00:10:22,505
‎-進去享受吧
‎-謝謝你

228
00:10:22,588 --> 00:10:23,421
‎玩得開心

229
00:10:23,505 --> 00:10:25,630
‎好，我們…兄弟，再見

230
00:10:25,713 --> 00:10:26,546
‎路易，走吧

231
00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:33,880
‎我的天啊

232
00:10:37,421 --> 00:10:41,505
‎他媽的，太豪華了

233
00:10:41,588 --> 00:10:42,838
‎你看這個

234
00:10:42,921 --> 00:10:43,755
‎天啊

235
00:10:43,838 --> 00:10:45,796
‎妳看看，這個景色

236
00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:48,421
‎寶貝，電視超大的

237
00:10:48,505 --> 00:10:49,588
‎天啊

238
00:10:49,671 --> 00:10:50,921
‎看看這玩意兒

239
00:10:56,130 --> 00:10:57,005
‎什麼？

240
00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:00,546
‎有敞篷屋頂，寶貝！

241
00:11:01,130 --> 00:11:03,171
‎把這個吃下去

242
00:11:05,213 --> 00:11:06,421
‎是獨角獸起司嗎？

243
00:11:06,505 --> 00:11:08,255
‎天啊，寶貝，有禮盒

244
00:11:08,921 --> 00:11:11,880
‎我再吃一塊起司就好

245
00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:13,630
‎什麼？這是給我們的？

246
00:11:13,713 --> 00:11:15,880
‎耳環？是上等貨吧？

247
00:11:15,963 --> 00:11:17,130
‎不敢相信

248
00:11:17,213 --> 00:11:19,463
‎-一人一支蘋果手機
‎-不會吧

249
00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:22,005
‎-我們結婚送什麼？
‎-人字拖

250
00:11:22,088 --> 00:11:24,546
‎人字拖，還有止痛藥之類的？

251
00:11:24,630 --> 00:11:27,671
‎-復古飛人喬丹鞋？我的尺寸？
‎-好誇張

252
00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:31,588
‎王公的禮盒一定要有一點變態的東西

253
00:11:31,671 --> 00:11:33,880
‎-妳慘了
‎-別讓我失望

254
00:11:35,046 --> 00:11:37,463
‎這個反應我喜歡，好

255
00:11:37,546 --> 00:11:39,005
‎-什麼？
‎-好

256
00:11:39,088 --> 00:11:41,880
‎等一下，我們才剛…這才剛發生

257
00:11:41,963 --> 00:11:44,171
‎-怎麼這麼快？
‎-太厲害了

258
00:11:44,255 --> 00:11:46,713
‎老公，上面寫尼克和奧黛麗

259
00:11:47,463 --> 00:11:50,005
‎天啊，快到床上來！

260
00:11:50,088 --> 00:11:51,130
‎我來了，寶貝

261
00:11:51,713 --> 00:11:53,880
‎我來了…

262
00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:55,213
‎天啊！

263
00:11:55,921 --> 00:11:56,755
‎寶貝

264
00:11:57,588 --> 00:11:59,130
‎-天啊
‎-怎麼了？

265
00:11:59,630 --> 00:12:01,880
‎不知道我有沒有把衣服準備好

266
00:12:01,963 --> 00:12:05,963
‎-我要確認一下
‎-我跟妳去

267
00:12:06,046 --> 00:12:07,046
‎走吧

268
00:12:12,255 --> 00:12:14,630
‎-天啊
‎-好，很好

269
00:12:14,713 --> 00:12:16,255
‎這是妳的衣服，對

270
00:12:16,338 --> 00:12:18,963
‎你有看到嗎？我沒看過…

271
00:12:30,630 --> 00:12:32,338
‎寶貝，你看起來好帥

272
00:12:32,421 --> 00:12:35,088
‎-我…
‎-你竟然撐得起來

273
00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:37,713
‎-我要把那個脫掉
‎-走吧

274
00:12:37,796 --> 00:12:39,755
‎拜託，這件留下來

275
00:12:42,171 --> 00:12:43,213
‎天啊

276
00:12:46,671 --> 00:12:48,505
‎-嗨
‎-你好嗎？

277
00:12:53,963 --> 00:12:55,005
‎奧黛麗

278
00:12:55,838 --> 00:12:57,005
‎-上校
‎-嗨

279
00:12:57,088 --> 00:12:58,046
‎太美了

280
00:12:59,296 --> 00:13:00,838
‎好帥啊

281
00:13:00,921 --> 00:13:02,921
‎尼克，我對你情有“獨”鍾

282
00:13:03,421 --> 00:13:05,505
‎繼續保持，很好

283
00:13:10,296 --> 00:13:13,463
‎在最美的地方，最美的夜晚

284
00:13:13,546 --> 00:13:16,380
‎妳絕對是全世界最美的女人

285
00:13:19,130 --> 00:13:21,755
‎好，每根手指都要親

286
00:13:21,838 --> 00:13:24,130
‎我跟一萬多個女人做過愛

287
00:13:24,213 --> 00:13:26,505
‎-沒有一個比妳迷人
‎-好

288
00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:30,838
‎說到驚人的數字
‎這是跟我結婚16年的先生

289
00:13:30,921 --> 00:13:34,588
‎我跟一個女人做過愛
‎而且表現得很差

290
00:13:35,463 --> 00:13:39,130
‎天啊，你是那個
‎法蘭西斯科佩雷斯，對吧？

291
00:13:39,213 --> 00:13:40,880
‎這傢伙以前是足球選手

292
00:13:40,963 --> 00:13:43,796
‎有次用頭撞人，把人撞昏了

293
00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:47,505
‎對，我知道，我撞太用力
‎他不能再眨眼了

294
00:13:48,421 --> 00:13:50,588
‎好吧，很高興認識你，我們…

295
00:13:50,671 --> 00:13:52,963
‎兄弟，你怎麼會認識王公？

296
00:13:53,046 --> 00:13:54,505
‎我退役之後

297
00:13:54,588 --> 00:13:57,130
‎他爸找我去他的公司帥維克

298
00:13:57,213 --> 00:13:58,630
‎當董事會主席

299
00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:03,046
‎還有，我幫他追到漂亮的新娘
‎那個金髮美女

300
00:14:03,796 --> 00:14:06,213
‎雖然她比不上這一個，天啊

301
00:14:06,296 --> 00:14:07,421
‎-好
‎-天啊，好

302
00:14:07,505 --> 00:14:09,005
‎待會見

303
00:14:09,088 --> 00:14:11,880
‎1萬美元，你可以跟她睡一晚

304
00:14:11,963 --> 00:14:13,713
‎開玩笑的，死變態

305
00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:21,088
‎好大一盤

306
00:14:21,171 --> 00:14:24,005
‎你們國家沒有東西吃嗎？

307
00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:30,755
‎不是…我只是…
‎我老公每次都拿我的東西吃

308
00:14:30,838 --> 00:14:32,255
‎已經變成習慣了

309
00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:34,713
‎妳說得對，我不需要這個

310
00:14:34,796 --> 00:14:35,796
‎不要！

311
00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:37,338
‎不要放回去

312
00:14:37,963 --> 00:14:39,546
‎我沒有要放回去

313
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:41,588
‎美國人

314
00:14:42,505 --> 00:14:43,588
‎美國人

315
00:15:00,296 --> 00:15:01,546
‎要試試嗎？

316
00:15:02,338 --> 00:15:04,463
‎不用，謝謝，改天吧

317
00:15:06,171 --> 00:15:09,005
‎所以…妳是新娘的親友嗎？

318
00:15:09,088 --> 00:15:11,296
‎不是，我是賽拉，新郎的妹妹

319
00:15:11,380 --> 00:15:14,046
‎我不知道維克有妹妹

320
00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:15,338
‎對啊

321
00:15:17,463 --> 00:15:19,213
‎這些桌子很矮

322
00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:23,505
‎妳在看書
‎是不喜歡這樣的婚禮，還是…

323
00:15:23,588 --> 00:15:26,838
‎不是，應該是說我不喜歡人

324
00:15:26,921 --> 00:15:28,921
‎尤其是這群人

325
00:15:29,005 --> 00:15:33,171
‎只要克勞黛和妳哥開心
‎其他都不重要

326
00:15:33,255 --> 00:15:36,380
‎對，我不懂怎麼會有人想結婚

327
00:15:36,463 --> 00:15:39,796
‎花那麼多時間
‎跟一個人在一起，妳能想像嗎？

328
00:15:45,213 --> 00:15:48,880
‎說到我的那一個人

329
00:15:49,505 --> 00:15:50,588
‎他就在這裡

330
00:15:50,671 --> 00:15:53,130
‎尼克，這是賽拉

331
00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:54,463
‎她是維克的妹妹

332
00:15:55,046 --> 00:15:56,130
‎-妳要不要…
‎-不要

333
00:15:56,213 --> 00:15:57,463
‎-不要嗎？
‎-她不要

334
00:15:57,546 --> 00:15:59,338
‎-我是尼克，幸會
‎-我是賽拉

335
00:15:59,421 --> 00:16:02,380
‎對了，我很愛妳哥，他超好玩的

336
00:16:02,463 --> 00:16:03,505
‎天啊

337
00:16:05,588 --> 00:16:08,546
‎好，如果你是想勾引我，這真的沒用

338
00:16:08,630 --> 00:16:09,463
‎天啊

339
00:16:09,546 --> 00:16:13,338
‎尼克，我剛剛想到你漂亮的老婆

340
00:16:13,421 --> 00:16:14,588
‎又來了

341
00:16:14,671 --> 00:16:16,296
‎看來你們見過法蘭西斯科了

342
00:16:16,380 --> 00:16:19,463
‎看來你們認識維克拉姆的潑婦妹妹

343
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,713
‎-他說剖腹嗎？
‎-潑婦

344
00:16:21,796 --> 00:16:25,588
‎女伯爵，看到克勞黛真的嫁給王公

345
00:16:25,671 --> 00:16:27,963
‎妳肯定臉上無光

346
00:16:28,046 --> 00:16:30,671
‎有沒有想過妳可能做錯了什麼？

347
00:16:30,755 --> 00:16:34,755
‎有沒有想過，長得夠高
‎能坐雲霄飛車是什麼感覺？

348
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:39,880
‎那是女伯爵塞寇

349
00:16:39,963 --> 00:16:41,671
‎維克的前未婚妻

350
00:16:41,755 --> 00:16:44,213
‎也是克勞黛的大學室友

351
00:16:44,296 --> 00:16:47,463
‎他們還是朋友？對了，她很沒有禮貌

352
00:16:47,546 --> 00:16:50,713
‎不僅如此，她還是克勞黛的伴娘

353
00:16:50,796 --> 00:16:53,421
‎-什麼？
‎-希望各位都看了教學影片

354
00:16:53,505 --> 00:16:55,588
‎因為舞會即將開始

355
00:16:55,671 --> 00:16:57,838
‎-什麼舞會？
‎-我要尿遁了

356
00:16:57,921 --> 00:17:00,380
‎-我不跳舞，妳去跳
‎-我沒拿到影片

357
00:17:00,463 --> 00:17:02,505
‎他們送去房間，我忘了告訴妳

358
00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:03,880
‎-謝了
‎-愛妳

359
00:17:29,588 --> 00:17:32,963
‎各位先生女士，請跟我一起歡迎

360
00:17:33,046 --> 00:17:34,213
‎新娘

361
00:18:06,963 --> 00:18:08,171
‎跟我們來！

362
00:18:22,588 --> 00:18:23,463
‎好，來吧！

363
00:18:30,338 --> 00:18:31,338
‎跳起來，寶貝

364
00:18:39,671 --> 00:18:41,421
‎時間到了

365
00:18:41,505 --> 00:18:44,213
‎大家引頸期盼的時刻

366
00:18:44,296 --> 00:18:45,255
‎新郎

367
00:18:45,963 --> 00:18:48,296
‎維克拉姆戈文丹！

368
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:50,963
‎太壯觀了

369
00:19:09,296 --> 00:19:10,171
‎哥！

370
00:19:10,755 --> 00:19:12,838
‎叫大家退後！

371
00:19:12,921 --> 00:19:13,838
‎退後

372
00:19:13,921 --> 00:19:14,755
‎維克！

373
00:19:14,838 --> 00:19:16,213
‎好

374
00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:18,380
‎他死了嗎？

375
00:19:20,546 --> 00:19:22,088
‎不是他，不是維克

376
00:19:22,171 --> 00:19:23,838
‎謝天謝地，只是盧先生

377
00:19:25,005 --> 00:19:27,130
‎-誰幹的？
‎-維克在哪裡？

378
00:19:27,213 --> 00:19:30,255
‎是誰？什麼？我的天啊

379
00:19:30,338 --> 00:19:31,505
‎維克在哪裡？

380
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:33,880
‎-是誰幹的？
‎-誰？你記得嗎？

381
00:19:33,963 --> 00:19:34,796
‎是…

382
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:37,421
‎快說，不要死

383
00:19:38,005 --> 00:19:39,546
‎-天啊
‎-維克在哪裡？

384
00:19:39,630 --> 00:19:41,005
‎-讓開
‎-維克在哪裡？

385
00:19:41,088 --> 00:19:43,171
‎快一點！

386
00:19:43,255 --> 00:19:44,380
‎讓開！

387
00:19:44,463 --> 00:19:45,630
‎這是聲東擊西

388
00:19:45,713 --> 00:19:47,005
‎要做什麼？

389
00:19:47,088 --> 00:19:47,921
‎逃跑

390
00:20:03,588 --> 00:20:05,005
‎開什麼玩笑？

391
00:20:05,088 --> 00:20:07,088
‎什麼叫通訊系統都壞了？

392
00:20:07,171 --> 00:20:08,880
‎快點修復！

393
00:20:08,963 --> 00:20:12,671
‎有個保安人員受傷，需要立刻就醫

394
00:20:12,755 --> 00:20:13,713
‎好

395
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:15,505
‎救命！

396
00:20:15,588 --> 00:20:18,130
‎不要…這樣很痛，小子！

397
00:20:18,213 --> 00:20:20,171
‎-兄弟！
‎-尼克！

398
00:20:25,380 --> 00:20:27,255
‎尼克！

399
00:20:27,338 --> 00:20:29,755
‎這實在爛透了！

400
00:20:31,255 --> 00:20:33,005
‎封鎖小島

401
00:20:33,088 --> 00:20:35,588
‎直到監視器恢復運作

402
00:20:36,088 --> 00:20:38,255
‎客人都要待在自己的房間

403
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:41,921
‎天啊，要趕緊處理，否則股票會暴跌

404
00:20:42,005 --> 00:20:45,463
‎我哥哥可能死了，你只擔心股價？

405
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:51,088
‎消息傳開後
‎妳覺得投資人會有什麼反應？

406
00:20:51,171 --> 00:20:53,630
‎少數族群股東小姐？

407
00:20:53,713 --> 00:20:56,755
‎把她所有的錢
‎拿去拯救鯨魚，治癒地球

408
00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:58,130
‎一堆狗屁

409
00:20:58,838 --> 00:20:59,671
‎上校

410
00:21:00,338 --> 00:21:01,463
‎維克在哪裡？

411
00:21:01,963 --> 00:21:03,213
‎我的先生在哪裡？

412
00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:05,713
‎我們會找到他的

413
00:21:07,671 --> 00:21:09,421
‎王公被綁架了

414
00:21:09,505 --> 00:21:10,838
‎-什麼？
‎-天啊

415
00:21:10,921 --> 00:21:12,796
‎-他被帶去哪裡？
‎-他還活著

416
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:16,130
‎有人拿機關槍
‎把他丟到船上，然後開走

417
00:21:16,213 --> 00:21:17,546
‎-有幾個綁匪？
‎-一個

418
00:21:17,630 --> 00:21:20,005
‎也就是說，他的同夥還在島上

419
00:21:20,088 --> 00:21:21,963
‎等等，你怎麼知道有兩個人？

420
00:21:22,046 --> 00:21:25,588
‎如果綁匪抓住維克
‎要把他帶去船上…

421
00:21:26,421 --> 00:21:28,463
‎就有人負責把大象帶進帳篷

422
00:21:28,546 --> 00:21:31,171
‎-謝謝
‎-島上有四百個人

423
00:21:31,255 --> 00:21:32,421
‎嫌犯太多了

424
00:21:32,505 --> 00:21:34,671
‎我們把範圍縮小，好嗎，上校？

425
00:21:34,755 --> 00:21:38,171
‎克勞黛
‎有幾個人知道儀式會有大象？

426
00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:39,171
‎只有董事知道

427
00:21:39,255 --> 00:21:42,380
‎對，我們得簽名同意支付大象的運費

428
00:21:42,463 --> 00:21:44,380
‎所以就是你們所有人

429
00:21:44,463 --> 00:21:45,963
‎這話是什麼意思？

430
00:21:46,046 --> 00:21:48,921
‎我的意思應該非常清楚

431
00:21:49,421 --> 00:21:51,421
‎你們其中一個人是共犯

432
00:21:54,588 --> 00:21:56,213
‎-太扯了
‎-我不是董事

433
00:21:56,296 --> 00:21:57,130
‎是嗎？

434
00:21:57,713 --> 00:21:59,005
‎你們都恨我哥

435
00:21:59,088 --> 00:22:01,213
‎什麼？沒有，我愛維克

436
00:22:02,213 --> 00:22:03,046
‎拜託

437
00:22:03,130 --> 00:22:04,880
‎妳從沒原諒我

438
00:22:04,963 --> 00:22:06,838
‎-原諒什麼？
‎-害你們解除婚約

439
00:22:06,921 --> 00:22:08,255
‎別自以為是了

440
00:22:08,338 --> 00:22:11,713
‎那是我們雙方家長的媒妁之言

441
00:22:11,796 --> 00:22:13,088
‎我們和平分手

442
00:22:13,171 --> 00:22:16,046
‎是為了促成你們所謂的“因愛結合”

443
00:22:16,130 --> 00:22:18,796
‎妳不希望我們完婚，所以綁架他！

444
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:21,755
‎-妳這個拜金…
‎-兩位小姐，住手！

445
00:22:21,838 --> 00:22:24,338
‎大家冷靜下來

446
00:22:24,421 --> 00:22:27,046
‎-我們靠這個維生，這是我們的工作
‎-我們的專長

447
00:22:27,130 --> 00:22:28,880
‎-這不是一般的案子
‎-不是

448
00:22:28,963 --> 00:22:31,005
‎-我們有私交
‎-對，這是維克

449
00:22:31,088 --> 00:22:34,255
‎-他對我們很重要
‎-我們會查出是誰幹的

450
00:22:34,338 --> 00:22:36,546
‎-沒錯
‎-也會查出動機

451
00:22:36,630 --> 00:22:37,463
‎對

452
00:22:37,546 --> 00:22:39,046
‎我們會把維克救回來

453
00:22:39,130 --> 00:22:42,630
‎我們的價碼非常低廉
‎只要2500萬美元

454
00:22:46,046 --> 00:22:48,338
‎2500萬美元，老公，拜託

455
00:22:48,421 --> 00:22:51,963
‎-1萬美元我就願意了
‎-開這個價錢？真扯

456
00:22:54,380 --> 00:22:56,130
‎你在做什麼？

457
00:22:56,213 --> 00:22:58,463
‎把門擋住，才不會有人進來

458
00:22:58,546 --> 00:23:00,255
‎老公，你會傷到背

459
00:23:00,338 --> 00:23:03,088
‎妳知道怎樣會傷到我的背嗎？
‎拿刀捅過去

460
00:23:03,171 --> 00:23:04,671
‎凶手知道我們在盯著

461
00:23:04,755 --> 00:23:06,755
‎下一個目標絕對是我們

462
00:23:06,838 --> 00:23:10,171
‎-維克怎麼了？
‎-綁架有錢人就是為了錢

463
00:23:10,255 --> 00:23:11,796
‎傷害他沒有好處

464
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:15,088
‎天啊，不會有人再邀請我們去哪裡了

465
00:23:15,171 --> 00:23:17,505
‎這起司征服了我，我停不下來

466
00:23:17,588 --> 00:23:20,713
‎你直接…切一片來吃，像個文明人

467
00:23:20,796 --> 00:23:23,088
‎-我不知道刀子在哪裡
‎-天啊

468
00:23:23,588 --> 00:23:24,671
‎幹嘛？頭痛嗎？

469
00:23:24,755 --> 00:23:26,005
‎-對
‎-真抱歉

470
00:23:26,088 --> 00:23:27,880
‎-你的背還好嗎？
‎-痛死了

471
00:23:27,963 --> 00:23:29,338
‎-我去拿止痛藥
‎-拜託

472
00:23:29,421 --> 00:23:32,713
‎-我再多吃點起司
‎-老公，別吃那麼多起司

473
00:23:32,796 --> 00:23:34,796
‎那會影響…你整晚會很痛苦

474
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:35,713
‎沒錯

475
00:23:35,796 --> 00:23:39,880
‎我在帳篷拍了照片
‎有件燒焦的長袍，上面有血跡

476
00:23:39,963 --> 00:23:41,671
‎有人想銷毀證據

477
00:23:41,755 --> 00:23:43,880
‎我很確定是大象訓練師

478
00:23:43,963 --> 00:23:45,213
‎觀察入微，老婆

479
00:23:45,296 --> 00:23:47,213
‎-我盡力而為，來
‎-好，謝謝

480
00:23:47,296 --> 00:23:49,255
‎-一、二、三、四
‎-好

481
00:23:52,588 --> 00:23:54,046
‎我要把這些搬走？

482
00:23:54,130 --> 00:23:55,338
‎萬一是凶手呢？

483
00:23:55,421 --> 00:23:57,671
‎-凶手不會敲門
‎-如果是客房服務呢？

484
00:23:57,755 --> 00:24:00,380
‎沒關係，我們不需要毛巾

485
00:24:00,463 --> 00:24:03,213
‎不對！我們需要毛巾，請放在門口

486
00:24:03,296 --> 00:24:05,338
‎才來十分鐘，你需要更多毛巾？

487
00:24:05,421 --> 00:24:07,171
‎妳洗澡要用30條毛巾

488
00:24:07,255 --> 00:24:08,671
‎抱歉，至少我會洗澡

489
00:24:08,755 --> 00:24:10,046
‎好吧，算妳贏

490
00:24:10,130 --> 00:24:11,963
‎是我！法蘭西斯科

491
00:24:12,046 --> 00:24:12,963
‎法蘭西斯科？

492
00:24:13,046 --> 00:24:15,088
‎等等，如果他是凶手呢？

493
00:24:15,171 --> 00:24:17,588
‎他只對一個東西有興趣，就是妳下面

494
00:24:18,588 --> 00:24:20,963
‎-快點，沒時間了
‎-馬上來，法蘭西斯科

495
00:24:21,046 --> 00:24:23,255
‎-我們來了
‎-我們知道你趕時間

496
00:24:25,296 --> 00:24:26,213
‎真抱歉

497
00:24:29,296 --> 00:24:30,130
‎你

498
00:24:31,380 --> 00:24:32,213
‎美女

499
00:24:33,755 --> 00:24:35,421
‎老天啊，好吧

500
00:24:36,171 --> 00:24:39,755
‎搬回去，好
‎你叫我們快點，有什麼事？

501
00:24:39,838 --> 00:24:41,505
‎-我有消息
‎-好

502
00:24:41,588 --> 00:24:43,796
‎大家都覺得克勞黛是拜金女

503
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:47,505
‎但沒有幾個人知道，為了防患未然

504
00:24:47,588 --> 00:24:50,630
‎董事會逼她簽了苛刻的婚前協議

505
00:24:50,713 --> 00:24:53,296
‎所以如果維克跟她離婚

506
00:24:53,963 --> 00:24:55,255
‎她一毛錢都沒有

507
00:24:58,380 --> 00:24:59,630
‎要再搬一次？

508
00:24:59,713 --> 00:25:01,380
‎等等，是誰？

509
00:25:01,463 --> 00:25:03,880
‎我是克勞黛，你們要聽我說

510
00:25:03,963 --> 00:25:05,463
‎好，等一下！

511
00:25:05,546 --> 00:25:06,880
‎你躲進衣櫥

512
00:25:06,963 --> 00:25:09,255
‎好，馬上來，我要吃點起司

513
00:25:09,338 --> 00:25:11,088
‎好，進去吧

514
00:25:11,588 --> 00:25:13,713
‎不要！放開…要命

515
00:25:13,796 --> 00:25:15,546
‎-來了，克勞黛
‎-抱歉，等一下

516
00:25:17,296 --> 00:25:18,130
‎快點

517
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:20,713
‎-妳好，克勞黛
‎-嗨

518
00:25:23,171 --> 00:25:25,755
‎大家都覺得我嫁給維克是為了錢

519
00:25:25,838 --> 00:25:26,921
‎尤其是女伯爵

520
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:29,796
‎我們剛認識她就嫉妒我

521
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:31,921
‎-真的？我可以想像
‎-我能想像

522
00:25:32,005 --> 00:25:34,338
‎但她仍然是我最好的朋友

523
00:25:34,421 --> 00:25:35,421
‎-對
‎-是啊

524
00:25:35,505 --> 00:25:36,713
‎-妳知道嗎？
‎-對

525
00:25:36,796 --> 00:25:38,046
‎我們原本很親近

526
00:25:38,755 --> 00:25:40,838
‎我偶爾會想她

527
00:25:42,005 --> 00:25:43,005
‎真遺憾

528
00:25:44,630 --> 00:25:47,463
‎我只是想知道是誰綁架了我的維克

529
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,713
‎他們都能從中得到好處

530
00:25:52,963 --> 00:25:55,213
‎-真糟糕
‎-我不能相信他們任何一個

531
00:25:55,296 --> 00:25:56,796
‎-有槍
‎-槍？

532
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:59,046
‎孟買事件後，上校被降職，心裡不爽

533
00:25:59,130 --> 00:26:01,546
‎賽拉老是想引人注意

534
00:26:02,046 --> 00:26:06,171
‎維克不久前發現了
‎法蘭西斯科不可告人的祕密

535
00:26:06,255 --> 00:26:07,546
‎-什麼？
‎-他有祕密？

536
00:26:08,088 --> 00:26:09,463
‎-要命
‎-天啊

537
00:26:10,838 --> 00:26:13,213
‎-沒必要這樣吧
‎-這很不賴…

538
00:26:13,296 --> 00:26:14,213
‎是誰？

539
00:26:14,296 --> 00:26:15,588
‎我是賽拉，讓我進去

540
00:26:15,671 --> 00:26:16,671
‎好，等一下

541
00:26:16,755 --> 00:26:18,505
‎-我要躲起來，衣櫥
‎-不行

542
00:26:18,588 --> 00:26:20,380
‎-別躲那裡，太暗了
‎-這邊

543
00:26:20,463 --> 00:26:22,505
‎-她放了一堆東西
‎-等一下，賽拉

544
00:26:22,588 --> 00:26:23,838
‎來了！馬上來！

545
00:26:26,130 --> 00:26:27,880
‎好，馬上開門

546
00:26:27,963 --> 00:26:30,671
‎-抱歉，等一下
‎-搬東西很好玩

547
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:34,130
‎-我知道你們要去查誰
‎-誰？

548
00:26:34,213 --> 00:26:35,713
‎-克勞黛
‎-克勞黛

549
00:26:35,796 --> 00:26:38,338
‎一看到她，我就跟維克說她不是好人

550
00:26:38,421 --> 00:26:40,255
‎她很可疑、自戀、善於操弄

551
00:26:40,338 --> 00:26:42,463
‎那件紅衣看起來又超廉價

552
00:26:42,546 --> 00:26:45,921
‎不好意思，抱歉打斷妳
‎當主人的不能失禮

553
00:26:46,005 --> 00:26:49,255
‎我要請妳吃一片精緻的手工起司…

554
00:26:49,338 --> 00:26:51,880
‎尼克，那塊起司呢？那塊大…

555
00:26:51,963 --> 00:26:53,338
‎-沒了
‎-在哪裡？

556
00:26:53,421 --> 00:26:54,546
‎在我肚子裡

557
00:26:54,630 --> 00:26:56,296
‎你吃掉整塊起司？

558
00:26:56,380 --> 00:26:57,463
‎羞辱我

559
00:26:57,546 --> 00:26:59,796
‎恐怕也喚不回起司…

560
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:01,921
‎抱歉，我不是故意要自私…

561
00:27:02,005 --> 00:27:03,713
‎抱歉，等等，這樣吧

562
00:27:03,796 --> 00:27:07,296
‎我幫妳倒杯酒，讓妳放鬆一下

563
00:27:07,380 --> 00:27:08,546
‎-來，親愛的
‎-不要

564
00:27:08,630 --> 00:27:10,505
‎-不要？好吧
‎-我不要

565
00:27:11,755 --> 00:27:13,255
‎媽的

566
00:27:13,338 --> 00:27:14,380
‎-是誰？
‎-不確定

567
00:27:14,463 --> 00:27:15,671
‎有人要來嗎？

568
00:27:15,755 --> 00:27:18,005
‎這裡就像餘興派對，大家不請自來

569
00:27:18,088 --> 00:27:21,088
‎妳先去臥室，以免發生什麼事情

570
00:27:21,171 --> 00:27:22,630
‎-我躲這裡就好
‎-不行

571
00:27:22,713 --> 00:27:24,338
‎怎麼可以？太明顯了

572
00:27:24,421 --> 00:27:25,963
‎-這裡很熱嗎？
‎-我也很熱

573
00:27:26,046 --> 00:27:28,171
‎-躲起來吧，親愛的
‎-好，我來了

574
00:27:28,255 --> 00:27:29,505
‎萬一是凶手呢？

575
00:27:29,588 --> 00:27:32,588
‎妳不希望是凶手嗎？讓他殺了我們

576
00:27:32,671 --> 00:27:33,921
‎我受夠了

577
00:27:34,005 --> 00:27:35,838
‎寶貝，我不太舒服

578
00:27:37,338 --> 00:27:38,880
‎妳好嗎？

579
00:27:38,963 --> 00:27:39,796
‎好

580
00:27:41,213 --> 00:27:42,088
‎很高興看到妳

581
00:27:42,171 --> 00:27:43,255
‎怎麼樣？

582
00:27:47,255 --> 00:27:48,505
‎我知道是誰幹的

583
00:27:48,588 --> 00:27:49,671
‎誰？

584
00:27:51,921 --> 00:27:53,255
‎法蘭西斯科

585
00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:54,671
‎法蘭西斯科

586
00:27:54,755 --> 00:27:58,005
‎他有超過85件親子鑑定訴訟案

587
00:27:58,088 --> 00:28:00,255
‎我們懷疑他一直在盜用公款

588
00:28:00,338 --> 00:28:02,880
‎來養他生的那些小孩

589
00:28:02,963 --> 00:28:04,713
‎胡說八道

590
00:28:04,796 --> 00:28:06,255
‎孩子的事沒有錯

591
00:28:06,338 --> 00:28:09,088
‎是真的，各地都有我的種

592
00:28:09,171 --> 00:28:11,921
‎但我這輩子沒有偷過東西

593
00:28:12,005 --> 00:28:13,046
‎你在這裡幹嘛？

594
00:28:13,130 --> 00:28:14,421
‎問得好

595
00:28:14,505 --> 00:28:17,088
‎-你們都在這裡幹嘛？
‎-賽拉來了

596
00:28:18,130 --> 00:28:20,338
‎-都不准動！
‎-天啊

597
00:28:20,421 --> 00:28:21,380
‎我沒動

598
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:24,796
‎是我的…

599
00:28:26,338 --> 00:28:27,755
‎-錯過了
‎-沒接到？

600
00:28:29,921 --> 00:28:30,963
‎有一則留言

601
00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:35,796
‎王公在我們手上

602
00:28:36,421 --> 00:28:39,255
‎如果報警，他就死定了

603
00:28:39,338 --> 00:28:41,671
‎早上7點會公布我們的要求

604
00:28:42,671 --> 00:28:45,463
‎這聲音很好笑，不得不承認

605
00:28:45,546 --> 00:28:47,630
‎大家都要待在這裡吧，上校？

606
00:28:47,713 --> 00:28:51,171
‎因為我們其中一個人
‎肯定是綁匪的同夥

607
00:28:51,255 --> 00:28:52,421
‎對

608
00:28:52,505 --> 00:28:53,588
‎動機

609
00:28:53,671 --> 00:28:55,046
‎機會

610
00:28:55,130 --> 00:28:56,380
‎在場的人

611
00:28:56,463 --> 00:28:58,130
‎我的頭有點暈

612
00:28:58,630 --> 00:28:59,963
‎老婆？

613
00:29:00,755 --> 00:29:02,463
‎寶貝，妳要睡一下？

614
00:29:02,546 --> 00:29:04,588
‎我也累了，所以大家…

615
00:29:05,421 --> 00:29:07,796
‎都別離開，等我們查出是誰幹的

616
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:10,755
‎很高興看到大家，謝謝你們來

617
00:29:27,838 --> 00:29:28,755
‎老天！

618
00:29:28,838 --> 00:29:29,671
‎什麼？

619
00:29:31,255 --> 00:29:32,546
‎天啊！尼克？

620
00:29:32,630 --> 00:29:33,588
‎-什麼事？
‎-尼克？

621
00:29:34,088 --> 00:29:35,005
‎什麼事？

622
00:29:35,088 --> 00:29:35,921
‎尼克！

623
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:39,546
‎尼克，老公，起來，我們被下藥了

624
00:29:39,630 --> 00:29:42,463
‎-怎麼了？
‎-寶貝，天啊，我們睡著了

625
00:29:42,546 --> 00:29:44,838
‎-是嗎？我們要睡了
‎-老公

626
00:29:44,921 --> 00:29:46,880
‎我不知道發生什麼事，我…

627
00:29:46,963 --> 00:29:49,588
‎-快點，尼克，起來！
‎-好，我起來了

628
00:29:49,671 --> 00:29:50,671
‎是誰幹的？

629
00:29:50,755 --> 00:29:52,963
‎什麼？好愛炫耀科技

630
00:29:53,463 --> 00:29:56,380
‎-快點！
‎-好，我來了，老婆，所以…

631
00:29:56,463 --> 00:29:58,130
‎-起來！
‎-我起來了

632
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,880
‎-冷靜點再說話
‎-我們不能放過下藥的人

633
00:30:01,963 --> 00:30:04,088
‎-可能沒有下藥
‎-太扯了，這是違法的

634
00:30:04,171 --> 00:30:06,130
‎可能是吃太多昏過去

635
00:30:06,213 --> 00:30:08,130
‎尼克、奧黛麗，來得正好

636
00:30:08,671 --> 00:30:09,921
‎-要幹嘛？
‎-要幹嘛？

637
00:30:10,005 --> 00:30:12,255
‎正牌的偵探剛剛抵達了

638
00:30:18,130 --> 00:30:19,296
‎康納米勒

639
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:22,463
‎前軍情六處的人質談判專家

640
00:30:22,546 --> 00:30:25,713
‎天啊，專門處理重要案子

641
00:30:25,796 --> 00:30:28,255
‎他從販毒集團手上
‎救回烏拉圭總統的兒子

642
00:30:28,338 --> 00:30:30,213
‎-書是他寫的
‎-寫什麼？

643
00:30:30,296 --> 00:30:32,421
‎落健不是誰擦都有效？

644
00:30:32,505 --> 00:30:34,421
‎那本書，那本偵探教科書

645
00:30:36,421 --> 00:30:38,921
‎你們好，聽說有案子要查

646
00:30:40,213 --> 00:30:41,463
‎上校

647
00:30:41,546 --> 00:30:42,380
‎好久不見

648
00:30:42,921 --> 00:30:44,338
‎法蘭西斯科佩雷斯

649
00:30:45,671 --> 00:30:46,755
‎我是忠實粉絲

650
00:30:48,005 --> 00:30:49,838
‎米勒先生，我們也是忠實粉絲

651
00:30:49,921 --> 00:30:51,338
‎我們可以告訴你情況

652
00:30:51,421 --> 00:30:54,671
‎我們已經知道至少有兩人涉案

653
00:30:54,755 --> 00:30:58,380
‎我看到第一個人跟維克搭船逃跑

654
00:30:58,463 --> 00:31:00,380
‎第二個人還在島上

655
00:31:00,463 --> 00:31:03,088
‎還有，我們兩人昨晚都被下藥

656
00:31:03,171 --> 00:31:05,588
‎不知道有沒有被下藥
‎我們喝了幾杯…

657
00:31:05,671 --> 00:31:07,255
‎-你們一定是斯皮茨夫婦
‎-對

658
00:31:07,338 --> 00:31:08,838
‎沒錯，我們就是

659
00:31:08,921 --> 00:31:10,671
‎你們名聲在外

660
00:31:10,755 --> 00:31:11,963
‎-講得好
‎-謝謝

661
00:31:12,046 --> 00:31:14,880
‎-好極了
‎-恐怕不是好的名聲

662
00:31:14,963 --> 00:31:16,005
‎好吧

663
00:31:16,088 --> 00:31:18,713
‎據我所知，上次你們涉入這種事

664
00:31:19,213 --> 00:31:20,338
‎大家都死了？

665
00:31:20,421 --> 00:31:21,546
‎那是…

666
00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:22,630
‎王公沒死

667
00:31:22,713 --> 00:31:24,130
‎他現在呢？

668
00:31:24,213 --> 00:31:25,213
‎-好吧
‎-也是

669
00:31:25,296 --> 00:31:28,255
‎-上校還在，大部分還在，很好
‎-我懂你的意思

670
00:31:28,755 --> 00:31:30,713
‎米勒先生，我看過你的書…

671
00:31:30,796 --> 00:31:33,005
‎上校，我要看所有監視畫面

672
00:31:33,088 --> 00:31:35,213
‎主機的檔案都刪掉了

673
00:31:35,296 --> 00:31:36,796
‎對，因為有內鬼

674
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:40,255
‎珠貝小姐，我們需要妳的手機
‎來分析留言的聲音

675
00:31:40,338 --> 00:31:43,088
‎-我全力配合
‎-他們很專業，毫無疑問

676
00:31:43,171 --> 00:31:45,130
‎在電話裡講得簡明扼要

677
00:31:45,213 --> 00:31:49,255
‎對，我們也相信
‎內鬼假扮成大象訓練師

678
00:31:50,463 --> 00:31:52,713
‎斯皮茨太太
‎妳真的想討論誰有嫌疑？

679
00:31:52,796 --> 00:31:54,005
‎-好啊
‎-好

680
00:31:54,088 --> 00:31:55,005
‎妳聽一下

681
00:31:56,005 --> 00:31:58,755
‎一對夫妻，一個以前是紐約警察
‎差點當上警探

682
00:31:58,838 --> 00:32:01,380
‎一個是美髮師，在網上修課

683
00:32:01,463 --> 00:32:05,630
‎兩人開了一間私家偵探社，瀕臨破產

684
00:32:05,713 --> 00:32:06,963
‎要我猜的話

685
00:32:07,046 --> 00:32:09,380
‎這可能危及了他們的婚姻

686
00:32:09,963 --> 00:32:12,255
‎他們迫切想挽救蕭條的生意

687
00:32:12,338 --> 00:32:16,130
‎億萬富商臨時邀請參加婚禮
‎他們欣然接受

688
00:32:16,213 --> 00:32:17,630
‎一項計畫油然而生

689
00:32:17,713 --> 00:32:21,046
‎他們抵達24小時後
‎就發生一起備受矚目的綁架案

690
00:32:21,130 --> 00:32:23,796
‎非常引人關注，能成就事業

691
00:32:24,921 --> 00:32:27,046
‎我推論得怎麼樣，兩位…

692
00:32:27,546 --> 00:32:28,588
‎偵探同行？

693
00:32:28,671 --> 00:32:29,963
‎-滿厲害的
‎-太棒了

694
00:32:30,046 --> 00:32:33,296
‎全講錯了，但你那樣講
‎我差點也認同了

695
00:32:33,380 --> 00:32:35,171
‎-我差點就信了
‎-口音有幫助

696
00:32:35,755 --> 00:32:38,463
‎電話追蹤設置完成
‎綁匪應該隨時會來電

697
00:32:38,546 --> 00:32:40,213
‎失陪了，我有事要做

698
00:32:40,296 --> 00:32:41,838
‎-好，聽我說
‎-說吧，老公

699
00:32:41,921 --> 00:32:45,171
‎我們吃了好吃的起司
‎拿到免費蘋果手機，我滿足了

700
00:32:45,255 --> 00:32:48,338
‎什麼？你要去哪裡？
‎你有聽到他剛才講的嗎？

701
00:32:48,421 --> 00:32:50,046
‎-有
‎-不是這樣的

702
00:32:50,130 --> 00:32:53,255
‎我們要讓他們見識
‎尼克和奧黛麗斯皮茨的本事

703
00:32:53,338 --> 00:32:55,338
‎他很厲害，應該不需要我們

704
00:32:55,421 --> 00:32:56,838
‎-尼克、奧黛麗
‎-幹嘛？

705
00:32:56,921 --> 00:32:59,796
‎綁匪說他只要找被他開槍的人

706
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:01,671
‎他們需要我們，好，他們需要我們

707
00:33:01,755 --> 00:33:02,671
‎-走吧
‎-走吧

708
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:06,755
‎他們來了

709
00:33:09,130 --> 00:33:11,046
‎-他馬上會再打來
‎-好

710
00:33:11,130 --> 00:33:13,213
‎讓他保持冷靜，繼續講話

711
00:33:13,296 --> 00:33:14,838
‎-至少需要…
‎-45秒

712
00:33:14,921 --> 00:33:18,171
‎-我知道，我有經驗，老兄
‎-你做過人質談判？

713
00:33:18,255 --> 00:33:20,671
‎我娶了這個女人，每件事都要談判

714
00:33:20,755 --> 00:33:22,296
‎我懂的，謝謝

715
00:33:25,588 --> 00:33:27,005
‎（電話追蹤，待命）

716
00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:28,255
‎（來電）

717
00:33:29,338 --> 00:33:31,630
‎45秒，現在…

718
00:33:32,213 --> 00:33:33,380
‎開始

719
00:33:33,463 --> 00:33:34,421
‎嗨

720
00:33:34,505 --> 00:33:35,713
‎綁匪，你好嗎？

721
00:33:35,796 --> 00:33:38,713
‎就是你想阻止我逃跑嗎？

722
00:33:38,796 --> 00:33:40,880
‎對，你對我開了槍

723
00:33:40,963 --> 00:33:42,546
‎幸好我閃開了

724
00:33:43,713 --> 00:33:47,713
‎告訴我，怎樣才能讓維克平安回來
‎我們只在乎這件事

725
00:33:47,796 --> 00:33:49,588
‎想讓王公回去

726
00:33:49,671 --> 00:33:51,463
‎我們要5千萬美元

727
00:33:52,213 --> 00:33:54,005
‎他媽的5千萬美元！

728
00:33:55,796 --> 00:33:56,838
‎（斷線）

729
00:33:56,921 --> 00:34:00,088
‎法蘭西斯科
‎這不是估價節目，不必喊價

730
00:34:00,171 --> 00:34:01,963
‎只贖一個人，這太多錢了

731
00:34:02,046 --> 00:34:04,046
‎很好，訊號沒了，謝了

732
00:34:04,130 --> 00:34:07,130
‎-怪我？那個人大吼大叫…
‎-幹嘛吼我？

733
00:34:07,213 --> 00:34:09,130
‎-妳對著我講…
‎-沒有，我是罵他

734
00:34:09,213 --> 00:34:12,130
‎他喝醉了，我被罵到臭頭！

735
00:34:12,213 --> 00:34:14,380
‎這就是“危及婚姻”的證明

736
00:34:14,463 --> 00:34:16,296
‎不好意思，起碼我們結婚了

737
00:34:16,380 --> 00:34:19,421
‎對，別激動
‎我們都這樣溝通，我們是紐約人

738
00:34:19,505 --> 00:34:20,963
‎可以保持冷靜嗎？

739
00:34:21,046 --> 00:34:22,588
‎-抱歉，當然可以
‎-我們很冷靜

740
00:34:22,671 --> 00:34:23,963
‎他要錢，他會再打來

741
00:34:24,046 --> 00:34:25,171
‎-放輕鬆
‎-對

742
00:34:25,755 --> 00:34:27,005
‎-來了，好
‎-所以…

743
00:34:27,088 --> 00:34:28,421
‎-來吧
‎-交給我

744
00:34:28,505 --> 00:34:31,046
‎45秒，現在…開始

745
00:34:31,130 --> 00:34:33,713
‎抱歉，老兄，這裡很多人很焦慮

746
00:34:33,796 --> 00:34:35,838
‎有個醉漢，我們都有那種朋友

747
00:34:35,921 --> 00:34:37,713
‎價錢漲到6千萬美元了

748
00:34:39,255 --> 00:34:41,005
‎他們說：“很好，沒問題”

749
00:34:41,088 --> 00:34:45,838
‎明晚8點，帶價值6千萬美元
‎無法追蹤的不記名債券

750
00:34:45,921 --> 00:34:47,546
‎到巴黎凱旋門

751
00:34:47,630 --> 00:34:50,255
‎拿這支電話等候指示

752
00:34:50,338 --> 00:34:52,755
‎你好，不好意思，抱歉插個話

753
00:34:52,838 --> 00:34:55,713
‎我們需要明確的證據

754
00:34:55,796 --> 00:34:58,546
‎證明人質還活著

755
00:34:58,630 --> 00:35:01,463
‎交付贖款前，我會證明他還活著

756
00:35:01,546 --> 00:35:03,046
‎-好
‎-非常感謝

757
00:35:03,130 --> 00:35:05,088
‎晚上8點到凱旋門來

758
00:35:05,171 --> 00:35:06,713
‎否則王公就沒命

759
00:35:07,296 --> 00:35:10,880
‎你的聲音經過處理，聽不太清楚

760
00:35:10,963 --> 00:35:13,463
‎-地點不清楚，對
‎-能再說一次嗎？哪裡？

761
00:35:13,546 --> 00:35:14,421
‎凱旋門

762
00:35:14,505 --> 00:35:15,921
‎你聽起來像這樣…

763
00:35:18,213 --> 00:35:20,671
‎-我們聽到的是這樣
‎-凱旋門

764
00:35:20,755 --> 00:35:22,630
‎好，凱子旋轉門

765
00:35:23,213 --> 00:35:26,880
‎-懂了，你是這樣說的吧？
‎-價錢漲到7千萬了

766
00:35:27,755 --> 00:35:28,963
‎付7千萬美元

767
00:35:29,046 --> 00:35:31,005
‎否則王公會死得很慘

768
00:35:31,088 --> 00:35:32,838
‎你說碗公會死？

769
00:35:32,921 --> 00:35:33,755
‎天啊！

770
00:35:34,588 --> 00:35:39,213
‎你害我們多損失2千萬美元，白痴！

771
00:35:39,296 --> 00:35:41,088
‎我不要這兩個小丑參與了

772
00:35:41,171 --> 00:35:43,588
‎綁匪恐怕不這麼想，我們甩不掉他們

773
00:35:43,671 --> 00:35:45,588
‎成功了，追蹤到了

774
00:35:45,671 --> 00:35:46,630
‎我們成功了？

775
00:35:47,130 --> 00:35:49,171
‎-看到沒？小丑隊再下一城
‎-謝謝

776
00:35:49,255 --> 00:35:52,130
‎米勒，你可以回去海裡了
‎交給我們就行

777
00:35:52,213 --> 00:35:55,630
‎我們要去巴黎，東西帶好
‎準備一小時後出發

778
00:36:05,213 --> 00:36:07,963
‎付完贖金後
‎我們四處走走，怎麼樣？

779
00:36:08,046 --> 00:36:09,421
‎-可以嗎？
‎-當然

780
00:36:09,505 --> 00:36:10,671
‎你知道嗎？

781
00:36:10,755 --> 00:36:11,963
‎救回維克後

782
00:36:12,046 --> 00:36:14,838
‎我們可以去藝術橋重申誓約

783
00:36:16,380 --> 00:36:17,338
‎就這麼辦

784
00:36:18,380 --> 00:36:19,463
‎你們的手機給我

785
00:36:19,546 --> 00:36:20,796
‎-手機？
‎-為什麼？

786
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:22,171
‎會影響辦案

787
00:36:22,255 --> 00:36:23,213
‎好吧

788
00:36:23,296 --> 00:36:25,421
‎會還給我們吧？這是全新的

789
00:36:25,505 --> 00:36:27,630
‎免費的，是禮盒的贈品

790
00:36:27,713 --> 00:36:29,421
‎他們送的，我們…

791
00:36:29,505 --> 00:36:32,255
‎-竟然有這種事
‎-手機拿不回來了

792
00:36:32,338 --> 00:36:34,505
‎我的裡面有老二照，現在沒了

793
00:36:34,588 --> 00:36:37,421
‎別想手機了，只有一支電話重要

794
00:36:37,505 --> 00:36:39,505
‎就是綁匪要打的，拿去

795
00:36:39,588 --> 00:36:43,213
‎我設定過了，大家都聽得到
‎你們一個人要帶槍

796
00:36:43,296 --> 00:36:45,588
‎-斯皮茨先生，你能拿槍嗎？
‎-可以

797
00:36:45,671 --> 00:36:47,546
‎我說過了，我當過警察，幹嘛？

798
00:36:47,630 --> 00:36:49,671
‎可能要交給我

799
00:36:49,755 --> 00:36:50,921
‎妳拿槍？

800
00:36:51,005 --> 00:36:52,505
‎-為什麼…
‎-你的槍法…

801
00:36:52,588 --> 00:36:55,505
‎我的槍法很準
‎幹嘛在他面前講這種話？

802
00:36:55,588 --> 00:36:56,421
‎他聽不到…

803
00:36:56,505 --> 00:36:58,880
‎這就像我在名模面前說妳穿塑身衣

804
00:36:58,963 --> 00:37:00,671
‎槍我來拿

805
00:37:01,171 --> 00:37:02,255
‎我槍法很準

806
00:37:02,338 --> 00:37:05,546
‎以前警隊都叫我“尼克手槍俠”
‎那是我的綽號

807
00:37:05,630 --> 00:37:08,088
‎黑道以前週末都會來請教我

808
00:37:08,171 --> 00:37:09,671
‎因為我槍法神準

809
00:37:09,755 --> 00:37:11,588
‎我會說：“我不能講，我不想幫你們”

810
00:37:11,671 --> 00:37:12,671
‎妳拿槍

811
00:37:12,755 --> 00:37:15,338
‎我拿槍，電話在我這裡，錢在你那裡

812
00:37:15,421 --> 00:37:18,463
‎他們打來後，遵守書裡第12章講的

813
00:37:18,546 --> 00:37:19,838
‎交付贖款三原則

814
00:37:19,921 --> 00:37:21,713
‎可以嗎？奧黛麗，記得嗎？

815
00:37:21,796 --> 00:37:25,671
‎第一，遵守所有合理的指示

816
00:37:25,755 --> 00:37:26,963
‎-對
‎-第二

817
00:37:27,046 --> 00:37:31,046
‎要先看到肉票，再交付贖金

818
00:37:31,130 --> 00:37:32,796
‎-沒錯
‎-第三

819
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:36,088
‎不要跟他們去第二個地點

820
00:37:36,171 --> 00:37:37,255
‎非常好

821
00:37:37,338 --> 00:37:39,630
‎你們不會有事的，去吧

822
00:37:39,713 --> 00:37:41,755
‎-好
‎-“尼克手槍俠”風格，走吧

823
00:37:50,213 --> 00:37:52,130
‎-尼克，這個給你
‎-我拿…

824
00:37:52,213 --> 00:37:54,671
‎告訴我，誰叫過你“尼克手槍俠”？

825
00:37:54,755 --> 00:37:57,963
‎誰沒這樣叫我？大家都這樣叫我

826
00:37:58,046 --> 00:38:01,130
‎我沒碰過這麼重的一箱錢

827
00:38:01,213 --> 00:38:03,171
‎幹嘛不用線上支付？這重達…

828
00:38:03,255 --> 00:38:04,630
‎我的手好痛

829
00:38:04,713 --> 00:38:06,713
‎我要用兩隻手，這樣會怪嗎？

830
00:38:06,796 --> 00:38:09,463
‎-你的手很可愛
‎“可愛”？什麼意思？

831
00:38:09,546 --> 00:38:11,921
‎-小巧可愛
‎-妳家人的手都像紅猩猩

832
00:38:12,005 --> 00:38:14,005
‎妳從小就覺得大手很正常

833
00:38:14,088 --> 00:38:15,296
‎我沒說你的手很秀氣

834
00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:18,046
‎但跟你擊掌很怪，因為你的手很小

835
00:38:18,130 --> 00:38:19,671
‎我的手是一般大小

836
00:38:19,755 --> 00:38:21,963
‎-妳奶奶的掌心放得下鬥牛犬
‎-拜託

837
00:38:22,046 --> 00:38:22,963
‎我們在找誰？

838
00:38:23,046 --> 00:38:24,838
‎-電話來了
‎-有人打來

839
00:38:24,921 --> 00:38:26,046
‎好，開始了

840
00:38:26,130 --> 00:38:27,588
‎啟動追蹤

841
00:38:27,671 --> 00:38:29,005
‎喂，你好

842
00:38:29,505 --> 00:38:33,171
‎女士，小姐，還是先生？請說

843
00:38:33,255 --> 00:38:34,213
‎尼克，是我！

844
00:38:35,421 --> 00:38:36,505
‎王公，還好嗎？

845
00:38:36,588 --> 00:38:39,963
‎錢在我們手上，我們要知道該往哪走

846
00:38:40,046 --> 00:38:42,088
‎告訴我們，我們救你出來

847
00:38:42,713 --> 00:38:43,796
‎怎麼了？

848
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:45,255
‎證明人質還活著

849
00:38:45,338 --> 00:38:47,338
‎把錢拿去路邊的廂型車

850
00:38:47,421 --> 00:38:48,255
‎好

851
00:38:49,130 --> 00:38:50,796
‎-什麼廂型車？
‎-廂型車？

852
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:52,921
‎什麼廂型車？那一輛？

853
00:38:53,005 --> 00:38:55,921
‎不要指，白痴，往那邊自然走過去

854
00:38:56,005 --> 00:38:57,171
‎好，我過去

855
00:38:57,255 --> 00:38:59,630
‎有異狀的話，王公就沒命

856
00:38:59,713 --> 00:39:01,713
‎別這樣，好，我們來了

857
00:39:02,255 --> 00:39:03,505
‎要去廂型車那裡

858
00:39:03,588 --> 00:39:05,213
‎-那一輛？
‎-不要指

859
00:39:05,296 --> 00:39:06,880
‎他不要我們指，那一輛

860
00:39:09,088 --> 00:39:09,921
‎嚇死人

861
00:39:10,005 --> 00:39:11,421
‎上車

862
00:39:12,005 --> 00:39:14,296
‎我們用錢跟你交換王公

863
00:39:14,380 --> 00:39:15,296
‎他在附近

864
00:39:15,380 --> 00:39:17,171
‎快點上車

865
00:39:17,255 --> 00:39:19,213
‎-別上車
‎-你們的命運…

866
00:39:19,713 --> 00:39:22,463
‎-之前不是這樣說的
‎-原則三，不要上車

867
00:39:22,546 --> 00:39:25,338
‎上車，不然射穿你們的肚子

868
00:39:25,421 --> 00:39:28,088
‎把你們帶去鄉下，餵給豬吃

869
00:39:28,171 --> 00:39:29,630
‎-好，上車吧
‎-好…

870
00:39:30,546 --> 00:39:32,130
‎好，抱歉，好

871
00:39:36,963 --> 00:39:38,505
‎白痴美國人

872
00:39:46,380 --> 00:39:48,088
‎-把錢給我們
‎-把錢給你們

873
00:39:48,171 --> 00:39:50,505
‎-沒問題，錢
‎-把錢給他，拜託

874
00:39:50,588 --> 00:39:52,380
‎-等一下
‎-我還有這個

875
00:39:52,463 --> 00:39:53,713
‎搞什麼？

876
00:39:53,796 --> 00:39:56,630
‎我帶來，以免我們之後想慶祝…

877
00:39:56,713 --> 00:39:58,171
‎-你瘋了嗎？
‎-計畫調整一下

878
00:39:58,255 --> 00:40:02,171
‎我把這邊銬在這裡，這邊銬在這裡

879
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:05,130
‎錢要跟著我們走了

880
00:40:05,213 --> 00:40:07,380
‎懂嗎？我不知道鑰匙在哪…

881
00:40:08,130 --> 00:40:09,671
‎-怎麼了？
‎-什麼？

882
00:40:09,755 --> 00:40:11,296
‎-哈囉？
‎-斷線了？

883
00:40:11,380 --> 00:40:12,546
‎待命

884
00:40:12,630 --> 00:40:15,046
‎馬上帶我們去見王公

885
00:40:15,130 --> 00:40:15,963
‎妳覺得如何？

886
00:40:16,046 --> 00:40:17,255
‎把手砍斷

887
00:40:17,338 --> 00:40:18,380
‎-把手砍斷？
‎-什麼？

888
00:40:18,463 --> 00:40:20,046
‎-對
‎-不要！斧頭！

889
00:40:20,130 --> 00:40:21,880
‎-不要，快找鑰匙
‎-我知道在哪裡

890
00:40:21,963 --> 00:40:23,880
‎-找這裡
‎-糟糕

891
00:40:23,963 --> 00:40:25,630
‎-我找不到
‎-找其他口袋

892
00:40:25,713 --> 00:40:29,463
‎媽的，我好像沒辦法扣下扳機找鑰匙

893
00:40:29,546 --> 00:40:31,088
‎老公，你在講什麼？

894
00:40:31,171 --> 00:40:33,421
‎妳的槍！射這個混蛋！

895
00:40:39,713 --> 00:40:40,838
‎天啊！

896
00:40:49,713 --> 00:40:51,588
‎我的天啊！

897
00:40:51,671 --> 00:40:52,713
‎對不起！

898
00:40:52,796 --> 00:40:55,296
‎不要道歉，妳殺了綁匪

899
00:40:56,546 --> 00:40:57,421
‎天啊

900
00:40:59,671 --> 00:41:01,005
‎射這個傢伙！

901
00:41:01,088 --> 00:41:03,421
‎可以射腿嗎？我不想再殺人

902
00:41:03,505 --> 00:41:06,088
‎有什麼差別？妳已經是殺人犯了！

903
00:41:06,171 --> 00:41:08,088
‎我不想當殺人狂！

904
00:41:11,671 --> 00:41:13,213
‎-拿斧頭
‎-好

905
00:41:20,046 --> 00:41:20,880
‎怎麼了？

906
00:41:22,255 --> 00:41:23,838
‎天啊！

907
00:41:23,921 --> 00:41:26,255
‎老婆，妳不只是殺人狂

908
00:41:26,338 --> 00:41:27,755
‎妳是斧頭殺手

909
00:41:28,963 --> 00:41:30,255
‎老公，他在動

910
00:41:30,338 --> 00:41:33,046
‎天啊，我覺得他可能沒事

911
00:41:34,171 --> 00:41:36,171
‎那是臨死的抽搐，老婆

912
00:41:40,588 --> 00:41:42,088
‎老天！

913
00:41:43,755 --> 00:41:45,505
‎他的腳卡在油門上

914
00:41:47,463 --> 00:41:48,963
‎抓住方向盤！

915
00:41:49,046 --> 00:41:50,463
‎天啊

916
00:41:57,796 --> 00:42:00,046
‎媽的！好噁心！我碰到了

917
00:42:02,463 --> 00:42:05,546
‎好耶，現在是誰要餵誰給豬吃？

918
00:42:05,630 --> 00:42:07,755
‎那一個已經死了，尼克！

919
00:42:15,505 --> 00:42:16,963
‎糟糕，大家快閃

920
00:42:21,546 --> 00:42:22,588
‎媽的！

921
00:42:22,671 --> 00:42:24,921
‎妳真的什麼都撞嗎？

922
00:42:37,588 --> 00:42:40,005
‎-車門開了
‎-天啊！你做了什麼？

923
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,088
‎天啊，老公

924
00:42:54,588 --> 00:42:56,213
‎我的天啊

925
00:43:01,588 --> 00:43:02,588
‎老公，桿子！

926
00:43:02,671 --> 00:43:04,755
‎-什麼？
‎-有一根桿子！

927
00:43:05,630 --> 00:43:06,588
‎我聽不到！

928
00:43:08,213 --> 00:43:09,171
‎天啊

929
00:43:09,255 --> 00:43:10,088
‎算了

930
00:43:16,671 --> 00:43:17,505
‎好了，寶貝

931
00:43:31,921 --> 00:43:34,255
‎-你好
‎-你好，大家沒事吧？

932
00:43:34,338 --> 00:43:35,963
‎抱歉，來，讓我下去

933
00:43:36,046 --> 00:43:37,588
‎小心，我的天

934
00:43:37,671 --> 00:43:39,046
‎-老天
‎-大家沒事吧？

935
00:43:39,130 --> 00:43:41,130
‎嗨，午餐好吃嗎？

936
00:43:43,963 --> 00:43:44,921
‎-幹嘛？
‎-幹嘛？

937
00:43:46,963 --> 00:43:48,463
‎-什麼？
‎-什麼？

938
00:43:49,130 --> 00:43:50,296
‎糟了

939
00:43:50,380 --> 00:43:52,046
‎（“起司刀殺手”）

940
00:43:52,213 --> 00:43:54,005
‎-等一下，什麼？不對！
‎-搞什麼…

941
00:43:54,088 --> 00:43:56,296
‎我沒拿起司刀，我是拿起司

942
00:43:56,380 --> 00:43:58,296
‎你幹嘛拿？你幹嘛吃起司？

943
00:43:58,380 --> 00:44:00,755
‎我抽了水菸筒，開始嘴饞

944
00:44:00,838 --> 00:44:02,255
‎那個起司很好吃

945
00:44:02,338 --> 00:44:04,588
‎那把刀沒離開過房間，尼克

946
00:44:04,671 --> 00:44:08,130
‎但我們離開了房間
‎他們可能偷了刀，換成我們的臉

947
00:44:08,213 --> 00:44:09,671
‎上面都是我們的指紋

948
00:44:09,755 --> 00:44:10,921
‎這是狗屁！

949
00:44:11,005 --> 00:44:13,421
‎-不是我們
‎-電視都亂講！

950
00:44:13,505 --> 00:44:15,005
‎我們沒有能力…

951
00:44:15,088 --> 00:44:17,505
‎我們是無辜的

952
00:44:17,588 --> 00:44:18,421
‎…做這種事

953
00:44:18,505 --> 00:44:20,838
‎跟OJ辛普森相反

954
00:44:20,921 --> 00:44:23,213
‎我們不會做這種事，我發誓

955
00:44:23,296 --> 00:44:24,505
‎-不會
‎-我保證

956
00:44:31,505 --> 00:44:33,380
‎這是意外，難免的

957
00:44:38,796 --> 00:44:39,630
‎天啊

958
00:44:40,255 --> 00:44:42,296
‎我叫你們不要上車

959
00:44:42,380 --> 00:44:43,588
‎-我們…
‎-他有槍

960
00:44:43,671 --> 00:44:45,630
‎-你們也有槍
‎-對

961
00:44:45,713 --> 00:44:47,796
‎-我用了槍
‎-她用得很好

962
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:50,338
‎你有看到
‎他們在電視上怎麼搞我們嗎？

963
00:44:50,421 --> 00:44:52,296
‎-那是電腦修過的
‎-對

964
00:44:52,380 --> 00:44:55,755
‎-我就知道你看得懂
‎-謝謝你注意到了，很專業

965
00:44:55,838 --> 00:44:57,255
‎箱子還好嗎？

966
00:45:02,130 --> 00:45:04,713
‎好耶，我們聯手制伏他

967
00:45:04,796 --> 00:45:05,880
‎很不賴

968
00:45:05,963 --> 00:45:07,296
‎怎麼這麼快就來了？

969
00:45:07,380 --> 00:45:08,880
‎他們有7千萬個理由

970
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:11,296
‎箱子給我，你有鑰匙嗎？

971
00:45:11,380 --> 00:45:13,713
‎鑰匙？幹嘛？這是情趣手銬

972
00:45:13,796 --> 00:45:15,921
‎你看，這樣就解開了

973
00:45:18,671 --> 00:45:21,005
‎好，他們看我拿箱子，就會追我

974
00:45:21,088 --> 00:45:22,630
‎-對
‎-我什麼都應付得來

975
00:45:22,713 --> 00:45:23,588
‎我知道

976
00:45:23,671 --> 00:45:25,796
‎晚上7點在瑪達肋納堂會合

977
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:27,588
‎沒問題，我們會去

978
00:45:28,255 --> 00:45:29,963
‎我太貶低你們的事業了

979
00:45:30,046 --> 00:45:32,838
‎我們可能等級不同，但有一樣的熱情

980
00:45:33,338 --> 00:45:35,505
‎我現在知道了，再見！

981
00:45:35,588 --> 00:45:37,630
‎我錯了，這傢伙好帥

982
00:45:37,713 --> 00:45:38,546
‎老公

983
00:45:39,380 --> 00:45:40,963
‎如果米勒是綁匪呢？

984
00:45:41,046 --> 00:45:43,505
‎他說晚上7點要在瑪達肋納堂會合

985
00:45:43,588 --> 00:45:45,671
‎我知道，但壞人會說謊

986
00:45:45,755 --> 00:45:49,713
‎好嗎？我們剛把7千萬美元交給了他

987
00:45:49,796 --> 00:45:52,046
‎-天啊，妳可能說得對
‎-只是猜測

988
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:57,713
‎不對，妳猜錯了

989
00:46:01,171 --> 00:46:03,671
‎-這是誰？
‎-不知道，從哪冒出來的？

990
00:46:04,921 --> 00:46:07,671
‎-直接走進火海？
‎-他直接走過去

991
00:46:09,255 --> 00:46:10,421
‎他拿到手提箱了

992
00:46:11,380 --> 00:46:13,796
‎-不！天啊！
‎-天啊，我搞糊塗了

993
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:16,046
‎-糟了，這傢伙是誰？
‎-這是誰？

994
00:46:16,130 --> 00:46:16,963
‎天啊

995
00:46:18,296 --> 00:46:21,005
‎NE-413-DAN

996
00:46:21,088 --> 00:46:23,546
‎我們又成了歐洲頭號通緝犯，快跑

997
00:46:23,630 --> 00:46:25,505
‎-我來拿…好
‎-拿帽子

998
00:46:26,255 --> 00:46:27,671
‎-這是…
‎-這是什麼？

999
00:46:29,005 --> 00:46:31,046
‎是杜拉克瓦！這傢伙喜歡我們

1000
00:46:33,546 --> 00:46:36,296
‎我聽到他說“歌劇”，好，快走

1001
00:47:14,505 --> 00:47:16,296
‎-是我們
‎-奧黛麗和尼克

1002
00:47:16,380 --> 00:47:19,588
‎-菸圈好帥，你好嗎？
‎-有收到我們的聖誕卡嗎？

1003
00:47:19,671 --> 00:47:22,755
‎我很好，我收到了
‎搭配的毛衣很不錯

1004
00:47:23,338 --> 00:47:24,380
‎我的點子

1005
00:47:24,463 --> 00:47:26,921
‎我們需要你幫個小忙

1006
00:47:27,005 --> 00:47:28,713
‎-是一個大忙
‎-對

1007
00:47:29,296 --> 00:47:31,255
‎-你們被捕了
‎-沒有

1008
00:47:32,046 --> 00:47:34,088
‎很難分辨你什麼時候是認真的

1009
00:47:34,171 --> 00:47:35,713
‎看起來很認真，是嗎？

1010
00:47:35,796 --> 00:47:37,671
‎你們綁架了王公

1011
00:47:37,755 --> 00:47:39,171
‎謀殺他的保鏢

1012
00:47:39,255 --> 00:47:41,671
‎偷走7千萬美元

1013
00:47:41,755 --> 00:47:43,921
‎-偷走…
‎-破壞城市多個街區

1014
00:47:44,005 --> 00:47:46,046
‎你們進歌劇院也沒付錢吧？

1015
00:47:46,130 --> 00:47:48,921
‎-我們一件也沒做
‎-我們做了第四項和第六項

1016
00:47:49,005 --> 00:47:50,463
‎我們是被陷害的

1017
00:47:50,546 --> 00:47:52,380
‎我們有預感是誰幹的

1018
00:47:52,463 --> 00:47:54,546
‎我們需要你幫忙追蹤一個車牌

1019
00:47:54,630 --> 00:47:56,671
‎我非常樂意幫忙

1020
00:47:56,755 --> 00:48:01,005
‎但這樣我就得立即向上級報告

1021
00:48:01,088 --> 00:48:03,296
‎否則就是協助和煽動犯罪

1022
00:48:03,380 --> 00:48:05,296
‎這樣吧，我們把你綁起來

1023
00:48:05,380 --> 00:48:08,505
‎你可以說是我們逼迫你幫忙

1024
00:48:09,796 --> 00:48:11,338
‎等一下，你要打給誰？

1025
00:48:11,421 --> 00:48:12,963
‎我沒有要打電話

1026
00:48:13,046 --> 00:48:16,130
‎我有個應用程式，能用車牌追蹤車子

1027
00:48:16,213 --> 00:48:17,838
‎有這種應用程式？

1028
00:48:19,130 --> 00:48:21,588
‎天啊，上面有Shazam嗎？

1029
00:48:21,671 --> 00:48:23,546
‎我想知道這是什麼歌

1030
00:48:25,213 --> 00:48:26,421
‎應用程式顯示

1031
00:48:26,505 --> 00:48:30,296
‎卡車停在80公里外的城堡？

1032
00:48:31,171 --> 00:48:33,255
‎不好意思，能幫我抓鼻子嗎？

1033
00:48:36,005 --> 00:48:37,213
‎輕一點

1034
00:48:41,380 --> 00:48:43,921
‎-謝謝
‎-還有，可以跟你借車嗎？

1035
00:48:44,630 --> 00:48:46,463
‎-鑰匙在我褲子的口袋裡
‎-好

1036
00:48:46,546 --> 00:48:49,963
‎這你也要叫奧黛麗做？我來拿

1037
00:48:50,046 --> 00:48:52,421
‎我能說什麼？試試也無妨

1038
00:48:53,713 --> 00:48:56,838
‎好，這是馬鈴薯還是鑰匙？
‎因為我…好，拿到了

1039
00:48:56,921 --> 00:48:57,880
‎交給我們

1040
00:48:58,713 --> 00:49:00,421
‎車內不准吃東西

1041
00:49:02,046 --> 00:49:05,213
‎杜拉克瓦的車子一定很帥

1042
00:49:11,380 --> 00:49:12,671
‎（警察）

1043
00:49:14,505 --> 00:49:15,463
‎不好意思

1044
00:49:17,671 --> 00:49:18,880
‎警探，夜安

1045
00:49:18,963 --> 00:49:20,796
‎-夜安，上校！
‎-幸會！

1046
00:49:26,296 --> 00:49:27,755
‎警察在找你們

1047
00:49:27,838 --> 00:49:30,630
‎對，沒錯，上校，這不是我們幹的

1048
00:49:30,713 --> 00:49:34,296
‎我知道，但凶器上面都是你們的指紋

1049
00:49:34,380 --> 00:49:36,671
‎還拍到你們帶著凶器跑出帳篷

1050
00:49:36,755 --> 00:49:39,921
‎-對
‎-我們度假都會碰到這種鳥事

1051
00:49:40,005 --> 00:49:42,088
‎對了，米勒死了，錢也搞丟了

1052
00:49:42,171 --> 00:49:43,671
‎看來像是你們拿的

1053
00:49:43,755 --> 00:49:46,088
‎更慘的是，綁匪剛打電話來

1054
00:49:46,171 --> 00:49:48,755
‎限我們午夜之前交出贖金

1055
00:49:48,838 --> 00:49:50,338
‎否則要殺死王公

1056
00:49:50,421 --> 00:49:52,838
‎好，上校，可以幫我們拖時間嗎？

1057
00:49:52,921 --> 00:49:55,005
‎-非常感謝
‎-好，上校，謝謝

1058
00:50:08,171 --> 00:50:09,880
‎我的天啊

1059
00:50:09,963 --> 00:50:13,046
‎現在妳知道
‎綁匪為什麼需要7千萬美元了

1060
00:50:13,130 --> 00:50:14,421
‎要付暖氣費用

1061
00:50:19,130 --> 00:50:20,421
‎天啊

1062
00:50:20,505 --> 00:50:22,713
‎好，那條護城河大概

1063
00:50:23,213 --> 00:50:24,338
‎3公尺寬？

1064
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:26,046
‎我應該跨得過去

1065
00:50:26,130 --> 00:50:28,338
‎尼克，3公尺大概是10英尺

1066
00:50:28,421 --> 00:50:30,921
‎我是高中跳遠紀錄保持人

1067
00:50:31,005 --> 00:50:33,963
‎我沒開玩笑，我以前跳得比這還遠

1068
00:50:34,838 --> 00:50:35,838
‎-是嗎？
‎-對

1069
00:50:35,921 --> 00:50:38,838
‎他們以前叫你什麼？“尼克長腿俠”？

1070
00:50:38,921 --> 00:50:39,755
‎妳在笑我？

1071
00:50:39,838 --> 00:50:41,921
‎我只是說你跳不過去

1072
00:50:42,005 --> 00:50:43,296
‎我要證明妳錯了

1073
00:50:43,380 --> 00:50:45,671
‎雖然我不會因此開心，好嗎？

1074
00:50:49,088 --> 00:50:52,130
‎好，從那個角度來看
‎確實不止3公尺

1075
00:50:52,213 --> 00:50:55,046
‎-真糟糕
‎-妳覺得妳可以嗎？

1076
00:50:55,796 --> 00:50:56,963
‎你要我跳過去？

1077
00:50:59,046 --> 00:51:00,130
‎夜安

1078
00:51:00,213 --> 00:51:01,463
‎-女伯爵？
‎-女伯爵？

1079
00:51:01,546 --> 00:51:02,880
‎驚訝嗎？

1080
00:51:02,963 --> 00:51:05,838
‎對…妳有聽到我們說“女伯爵”嗎？

1081
00:51:07,671 --> 00:51:08,546
‎天啊

1082
00:51:11,755 --> 00:51:13,005
‎維克在哪裡？

1083
00:51:14,213 --> 00:51:15,755
‎應該在綁匪那裡

1084
00:51:15,838 --> 00:51:17,713
‎綁…妳們不是綁匪？

1085
00:51:17,796 --> 00:51:18,630
‎不是

1086
00:51:19,338 --> 00:51:21,046
‎我不會做這種事

1087
00:51:21,130 --> 00:51:22,421
‎維克拉朗是我朋友

1088
00:51:22,505 --> 00:51:23,421
‎妳朋友？

1089
00:51:24,046 --> 00:51:24,963
‎妳愛過他

1090
00:51:26,171 --> 00:51:27,213
‎天啊

1091
00:51:27,838 --> 00:51:28,838
‎我愛錢

1092
00:51:29,630 --> 00:51:32,671
‎聽到你們兩個門外漢要碰這麼多錢

1093
00:51:32,755 --> 00:51:33,796
‎我必須拿到手

1094
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:35,338
‎“必須拿到手”

1095
00:51:36,005 --> 00:51:38,713
‎-所以，妳沒放那把刀？
‎-或偽造影片？

1096
00:51:38,796 --> 00:51:41,213
‎或晚上在我們的飲料下藥？

1097
00:51:41,296 --> 00:51:43,005
‎提這幹嘛？又沒有關聯

1098
00:51:43,088 --> 00:51:44,921
‎當然有關聯

1099
00:51:45,005 --> 00:51:47,630
‎-非常有關聯
‎-別說了

1100
00:51:47,713 --> 00:51:50,755
‎-天啊
‎-兩個壞人絕對會起內鬨

1101
00:51:50,838 --> 00:51:53,796
‎-一定會有人出賣對方
‎-電影都這樣演

1102
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:55,130
‎-我們看過
‎-很多次

1103
00:51:55,213 --> 00:51:56,088
‎相信我們

1104
00:51:56,171 --> 00:51:57,171
‎-妳要自救
‎-伊瑪妮

1105
00:51:58,005 --> 00:51:59,755
‎車子準備好了嗎？

1106
00:51:59,838 --> 00:52:01,546
‎-好了，女伯爵
‎-很好

1107
00:52:02,380 --> 00:52:03,838
‎-不要！
‎-不要！

1108
00:52:06,213 --> 00:52:08,421
‎-天啊
‎-我跟妳講得很清楚

1109
00:52:08,505 --> 00:52:11,088
‎-電影就是這樣演的
‎-對

1110
00:52:12,046 --> 00:52:15,838
‎運氣好的話，你們會先嗆死，再燒死

1111
00:52:19,588 --> 00:52:20,421
‎不！

1112
00:52:21,088 --> 00:52:21,921
‎糟糕

1113
00:52:26,713 --> 00:52:27,630
‎什麼？

1114
00:52:27,713 --> 00:52:29,880
‎回馬槍

1115
00:52:34,546 --> 00:52:37,755
‎天啊，這兩個混蛋死了
‎一定會怪在我們頭上

1116
00:52:37,838 --> 00:52:40,171
‎快走，我們要跳出去

1117
00:52:40,255 --> 00:52:42,171
‎來，跳吧，一起跳

1118
00:52:42,921 --> 00:52:44,588
‎-天啊！
‎-快點，退後！

1119
00:52:44,671 --> 00:52:47,296
‎去窗戶那裡，快點

1120
00:52:47,380 --> 00:52:48,546
‎媽的

1121
00:52:48,630 --> 00:52:49,963
‎-天啊
‎-妳還好嗎？

1122
00:52:50,046 --> 00:52:51,921
‎-你還好嗎？
‎-開始滾

1123
00:52:52,713 --> 00:52:54,088
‎不對！是滾那邊

1124
00:52:55,005 --> 00:52:56,630
‎天啊，你好大！

1125
00:52:56,713 --> 00:53:00,171
‎度蜜月妳就說過了
‎我們要跟當時一樣繼續嘗試

1126
00:53:01,921 --> 00:53:05,755
‎天啊，老公
‎我都不知道要滾去哪裡了

1127
00:53:05,838 --> 00:53:08,130
‎-我不知道
‎-天啊

1128
00:53:09,005 --> 00:53:10,713
‎藥是我放的

1129
00:53:11,296 --> 00:53:12,546
‎什麼？

1130
00:53:12,630 --> 00:53:15,130
‎應該說是妳放的，不過是因為我

1131
00:53:15,213 --> 00:53:19,588
‎我把安眠藥放在妳的止痛藥瓶裡

1132
00:53:19,671 --> 00:53:22,671
‎我壓力太大了，對不起，都怪我

1133
00:53:22,755 --> 00:53:25,463
‎別道歉，要道歉的是我

1134
00:53:25,546 --> 00:53:28,505
‎我一直批評你，我好內疚

1135
00:53:28,588 --> 00:53:30,088
‎-對不起
‎-沒關係

1136
00:53:30,171 --> 00:53:32,380
‎你的廣告招牌和牙線名片

1137
00:53:32,463 --> 00:53:35,255
‎-牙線名片
‎-我知道，我不…

1138
00:53:35,338 --> 00:53:37,796
‎-那個點子不錯
‎-不是，名片上的刀片

1139
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:40,546
‎我能用來剪斷膠帶，我口袋裡有一張

1140
00:53:40,630 --> 00:53:42,463
‎-哪裡？
‎-在後面的口袋

1141
00:53:42,546 --> 00:53:44,630
‎等一下

1142
00:53:44,713 --> 00:53:45,963
‎我在找了

1143
00:53:46,046 --> 00:53:48,421
‎幫我一下，伸進去拿

1144
00:53:48,505 --> 00:53:51,380
‎-伸進去，拜託
‎-我拿到了

1145
00:53:51,463 --> 00:53:54,921
‎天啊，可以嗎？要切斷了嗎？

1146
00:53:55,005 --> 00:53:56,630
‎-有用嗎？
‎-好像有用

1147
00:53:56,713 --> 00:53:58,421
‎我的天啊

1148
00:53:58,505 --> 00:54:00,921
‎牙線名片，我愛你，我愛死你了

1149
00:54:01,005 --> 00:54:02,005
‎拜託

1150
00:54:02,088 --> 00:54:03,796
‎太好了！

1151
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:06,088
‎太好了，切斷腳上的膠帶

1152
00:54:06,171 --> 00:54:09,130
‎-好了！
‎-好，趕快跑！

1153
00:54:09,796 --> 00:54:10,796
‎糟糕

1154
00:54:11,380 --> 00:54:13,255
‎-你在幹嘛？
‎-天啊

1155
00:54:13,338 --> 00:54:16,005
‎來，拿好，我要擊破窗戶

1156
00:54:17,171 --> 00:54:18,130
‎天啊

1157
00:54:19,755 --> 00:54:21,755
‎要命！這是法國槍！

1158
00:54:21,838 --> 00:54:22,713
‎老公

1159
00:54:22,796 --> 00:54:24,463
‎-不
‎-什麼？

1160
00:54:25,005 --> 00:54:26,380
‎不！

1161
00:55:01,213 --> 00:55:02,046
‎寶貝！

1162
00:55:02,630 --> 00:55:03,463
‎我愛你

1163
00:55:12,338 --> 00:55:13,171
‎天啊

1164
00:55:14,838 --> 00:55:18,338
‎-什麼？不…
‎-不…

1165
00:55:18,421 --> 00:55:19,755
‎媽的

1166
00:55:19,838 --> 00:55:20,671
‎尼克

1167
00:55:25,796 --> 00:55:27,171
‎這次換我開了

1168
00:55:27,255 --> 00:55:28,088
‎好

1169
00:55:39,296 --> 00:55:41,588
‎開什麼玩笑？我不…

1170
00:55:42,088 --> 00:55:43,546
‎老婆，又是妳開

1171
00:55:43,630 --> 00:55:44,921
‎-對不起
‎-沒關係

1172
00:55:50,671 --> 00:55:51,755
‎各位先生女士

1173
00:55:52,713 --> 00:55:55,046
‎我是羅宏杜拉克瓦警探

1174
00:55:55,880 --> 00:55:59,880
‎15分鐘前，國際刑警組織
‎對此案展開控制行動

1175
00:55:59,963 --> 00:56:01,921
‎指派我領導特別小組

1176
00:56:02,796 --> 00:56:07,088
‎好，我們知道了
‎但國際刑警怎麼突然介入？

1177
00:56:07,171 --> 00:56:09,046
‎這些罪行令人髮指

1178
00:56:09,130 --> 00:56:14,046
‎多起謀殺案、一宗綁架案
‎巴黎歷史最悠久的咖啡館遭摧毀

1179
00:56:14,130 --> 00:56:17,963
‎一位帥氣十足的歌劇迷遭到捆綁

1180
00:56:18,046 --> 00:56:19,213
‎老天啊

1181
00:56:19,296 --> 00:56:23,255
‎好，但我們為什麼要相信
‎你找得到尼克和奧黛麗斯皮茨？

1182
00:56:23,338 --> 00:56:25,671
‎因為他們就在電話線上

1183
00:56:27,171 --> 00:56:29,755
‎-喂？大家都在嗎？
‎-是的，奧黛麗

1184
00:56:29,838 --> 00:56:30,880
‎大家都在，除了…

1185
00:56:30,963 --> 00:56:33,005
‎女伯爵和她的怪朋友？

1186
00:56:33,088 --> 00:56:34,921
‎把維克拉姆帶回來，你們這些壞蛋

1187
00:56:35,005 --> 00:56:37,296
‎-錢在你們手上了
‎-錢確實在我們手上

1188
00:56:37,380 --> 00:56:40,505
‎想再看到這筆錢，最好告訴綁匪

1189
00:56:40,588 --> 00:56:44,171
‎把王公帶去朱爾斯凡爾餐廳

1190
00:56:44,255 --> 00:56:45,380
‎什麼？

1191
00:56:45,921 --> 00:56:47,296
‎朱爾斯凡爾餐廳

1192
00:56:47,380 --> 00:56:49,546
‎朱爾斯凡爾餐廳？我懂了

1193
00:56:49,630 --> 00:56:50,796
‎是儒勒凡爾納餐廳

1194
00:56:51,380 --> 00:56:54,338
‎午夜的時候，在艾菲爾鐵塔觀景台

1195
00:56:54,421 --> 00:56:55,255
‎對

1196
00:56:55,338 --> 00:56:56,963
‎什麼意思？我哥不在我們手上

1197
00:56:57,046 --> 00:56:59,630
‎-放屁！
‎-在你們其中一人手上，好嗎？

1198
00:56:59,713 --> 00:57:03,671
‎聽我老婆的話，午夜
‎我們要見到活著的王公

1199
00:57:03,755 --> 00:57:06,505
‎警探，我們想開你的車

1200
00:57:06,588 --> 00:57:09,130
‎可是發不動，所以留在原地

1201
00:57:09,213 --> 00:57:10,213
‎什麼？

1202
00:57:10,296 --> 00:57:13,671
‎我們偷了一輛藍寶堅尼
‎事後可以給你

1203
00:57:13,755 --> 00:57:14,880
‎好喔

1204
00:57:16,796 --> 00:57:18,713
‎（巴黎，奧爾良）

1205
00:57:38,046 --> 00:57:39,380
‎天啊

1206
00:57:39,463 --> 00:57:40,671
‎好漂亮

1207
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:43,380
‎幹嘛盛裝打扮？

1208
00:57:43,463 --> 00:57:45,671
‎網路上說要穿正式服裝

1209
00:57:45,755 --> 00:57:48,505
‎有次我穿短褲，進不去綠苑酒廊

1210
00:57:48,588 --> 00:57:50,213
‎-怎麼沒有客人？
‎-對啊

1211
00:57:50,296 --> 00:57:53,088
‎我們包下餐廳，免得被打擾

1212
00:57:53,171 --> 00:57:55,421
‎我們故意選在公共場所

1213
00:57:55,505 --> 00:57:57,421
‎就是因為旁邊有人

1214
00:57:57,505 --> 00:58:00,713
‎-你們這身衣服是哪來的？
‎-妳還做了頭髮？

1215
00:58:00,796 --> 00:58:02,546
‎我們碰到了狀況，好嗎？

1216
00:58:02,630 --> 00:58:05,880
‎有條護城河，然後我們…
‎我不必解釋，好嗎？

1217
00:58:05,963 --> 00:58:08,088
‎我們來問問題，怎麼樣？

1218
00:58:08,171 --> 00:58:11,380
‎-來吧，問問題
‎-來看誰有嫌疑，好嗎？

1219
00:58:12,046 --> 00:58:13,130
‎請便吧

1220
00:58:13,213 --> 00:58:15,755
‎從賽拉戈文丹開始

1221
00:58:15,838 --> 00:58:16,838
‎我？

1222
00:58:18,005 --> 00:58:19,380
‎我替你們講過話

1223
00:58:19,921 --> 00:58:21,338
‎我其實很喜歡你們

1224
00:58:21,421 --> 00:58:24,505
‎我知道，我們也很喜歡妳
‎妳一直對我們很好

1225
00:58:24,588 --> 00:58:26,130
‎這算是我們的工作

1226
00:58:26,213 --> 00:58:28,630
‎綁架我自己的哥哥？

1227
00:58:28,713 --> 00:58:30,713
‎-她不高興了
‎-我知道，她就在我面前

1228
00:58:30,796 --> 00:58:32,088
‎妳瘋了嗎？

1229
00:58:32,171 --> 00:58:34,130
‎-下一個，奧黛麗，下一個
‎-下一個

1230
00:58:34,213 --> 00:58:35,171
‎沒事的，賽拉

1231
00:58:35,255 --> 00:58:37,671
‎法蘭西斯科，董事會主席

1232
00:58:38,296 --> 00:58:42,088
‎王公走了，你就可以隨意盜用公款

1233
00:58:42,171 --> 00:58:45,380
‎來支付兩千個小孩的親子鑑定訴訟

1234
00:58:45,463 --> 00:58:47,921
‎妳跟我也生一個吧？

1235
00:58:48,005 --> 00:58:48,963
‎給我滾

1236
00:58:49,046 --> 00:58:50,671
‎噁爛的豬哥

1237
00:58:50,755 --> 00:58:52,171
‎克勞黛喬貝兒

1238
00:58:52,255 --> 00:58:53,255
‎珠貝

1239
00:58:53,338 --> 00:58:56,046
‎巴黎女店員，想錢想瘋了

1240
00:58:56,630 --> 00:58:59,296
‎我要錢的話，嫁給他就行了

1241
00:58:59,380 --> 00:59:01,921
‎董事會逼妳簽了苛刻的婚前協議

1242
00:59:03,338 --> 00:59:05,963
‎那上校呢？他有什麼動機？

1243
00:59:06,046 --> 00:59:10,921
‎他可能不想再幫有錢人做事
‎因為你們爛死了

1244
00:59:11,630 --> 00:59:12,463
‎或者

1245
00:59:12,546 --> 00:59:13,505
‎上校

1246
00:59:14,505 --> 00:59:17,380
‎需要一大筆錢，幫自己買

1247
00:59:18,546 --> 00:59:19,963
‎一隻仿生手臂

1248
00:59:20,588 --> 00:59:23,046
‎我查過了，不會很貴

1249
00:59:23,546 --> 00:59:26,171
‎-多少錢？
‎-2萬、3萬美元

1250
00:59:26,255 --> 00:59:29,213
‎這麼便宜？我可能要買一個

1251
00:59:29,296 --> 00:59:31,130
‎你要先斷一隻手臂

1252
00:59:31,213 --> 00:59:32,921
‎我不是要買手臂

1253
00:59:35,171 --> 00:59:36,463
‎好

1254
00:59:36,546 --> 00:59:37,880
‎都問過了

1255
00:59:39,671 --> 00:59:40,630
‎是誰幹的？

1256
00:59:45,630 --> 00:59:46,546
‎維克

1257
00:59:51,755 --> 00:59:53,588
‎他們要我來給你們看

1258
00:59:53,671 --> 00:59:55,046
‎這個厲害的炸藥

1259
00:59:56,380 --> 00:59:57,671
‎天啊

1260
00:59:57,755 --> 01:00:00,171
‎足以炸掉整座塔，朋友

1261
01:00:00,255 --> 01:00:03,380
‎聽好，你們要把錢放在電梯裡

1262
01:00:03,463 --> 01:00:05,296
‎送到頂樓

1263
01:00:05,380 --> 01:00:09,213
‎他們點收無誤，就會交出那個…

1264
01:00:09,296 --> 01:00:12,171
‎天啊，那個叫什麼？爆破炸藥那個？

1265
01:00:12,255 --> 01:00:14,213
‎-遙控引爆器？
‎-對，那個東西

1266
01:00:14,296 --> 01:00:17,338
‎他們會把那個送下來，我們就能離開

1267
01:00:17,421 --> 01:00:20,671
‎時間有一點趕，因為…

1268
01:00:21,171 --> 01:00:22,338
‎你們看

1269
01:00:22,421 --> 01:00:23,630
‎天啊，尼克

1270
01:00:23,713 --> 01:00:26,880
‎尼克，錢，你要把錢放進電梯

1271
01:00:26,963 --> 01:00:27,796
‎現在

1272
01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:29,296
‎-不要
‎-“不要”？

1273
01:00:29,380 --> 01:00:31,421
‎-你在幹嘛？
‎-他們不會炸掉他

1274
01:00:31,505 --> 01:00:32,588
‎-天啊
‎-尼克

1275
01:00:32,671 --> 01:00:34,713
‎你真的要憑直覺決定？

1276
01:00:34,796 --> 01:00:35,796
‎-相信我
‎-尼克

1277
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:36,713
‎兄弟

1278
01:00:36,796 --> 01:00:39,463
‎不會有事的，王公

1279
01:00:39,546 --> 01:00:42,421
‎歹徒受過嚴格的訓練，對吧？

1280
01:00:42,505 --> 01:00:45,088
‎因為他殺了狠角色盧先生

1281
01:00:45,171 --> 01:00:46,880
‎時間在倒數了，朋友

1282
01:00:46,963 --> 01:00:48,380
‎不行，尼克

1283
01:00:48,463 --> 01:00:51,630
‎我們知道綁匪的駭客技術非常高明

1284
01:00:51,713 --> 01:00:53,630
‎能取得影片，進行換臉

1285
01:00:53,713 --> 01:00:55,088
‎快點，尼克

1286
01:00:55,755 --> 01:00:59,796
‎他很清楚，在婚禮後臺
‎要去哪裡找盧先生和維克

1287
01:00:59,880 --> 01:01:02,296
‎才能在大象登場時把他們互換

1288
01:01:02,380 --> 01:01:04,255
‎-但老公…
‎-尼克！我要爆炸了

1289
01:01:04,338 --> 01:01:06,005
‎有這麼多專業知識…

1290
01:01:06,088 --> 01:01:07,171
‎天啊，尼克

1291
01:01:07,963 --> 01:01:09,838
‎這傢伙應該寫一本書

1292
01:01:09,921 --> 01:01:11,671
‎我的天啊，尼克！

1293
01:01:22,838 --> 01:01:24,880
‎“許多的研究顯示

1294
01:01:24,963 --> 01:01:27,421
‎綁匪不會輕舉妄動

1295
01:01:27,505 --> 01:01:30,213
‎害自己拿不到贖金”

1296
01:01:30,296 --> 01:01:35,171
‎康納米勒先生的書，第9章，第3節

1297
01:01:35,796 --> 01:01:37,046
‎你看了書

1298
01:01:37,130 --> 01:01:38,963
‎整本看完，寫得很爛

1299
01:01:39,046 --> 01:01:41,046
‎妳要喝喝看，很好喝

1300
01:01:41,130 --> 01:01:43,130
‎你把我嚇死了

1301
01:01:50,505 --> 01:01:51,463
‎怎麼回事？

1302
01:01:53,296 --> 01:01:54,171
‎什麼？

1303
01:01:57,130 --> 01:01:58,046
‎非常厲害

1304
01:01:58,130 --> 01:02:01,005
‎休旅車爆炸了，你怎麼能先下車？

1305
01:02:01,088 --> 01:02:02,171
‎我沒有下車

1306
01:02:02,713 --> 01:02:05,505
‎我爬到後座的防彈鈦製空間

1307
01:02:05,588 --> 01:02:09,546
‎在大庭廣眾下身亡
‎這是排除嫌疑最好的方法

1308
01:02:09,630 --> 01:02:10,463
‎對

1309
01:02:10,963 --> 01:02:13,380
‎但事情沒有照你的計畫走吧？

1310
01:02:13,463 --> 01:02:15,421
‎你的手下拿到了錢

1311
01:02:15,505 --> 01:02:17,130
‎就要逃之夭夭

1312
01:02:17,213 --> 01:02:18,755
‎突然…

1313
01:02:18,838 --> 01:02:21,005
‎貪心的前未婚妻登場

1314
01:02:21,588 --> 01:02:23,380
‎7千萬美元

1315
01:02:23,463 --> 01:02:24,505
‎是一大筆錢

1316
01:02:24,588 --> 01:02:26,171
‎就算她是女伯爵

1317
01:02:26,255 --> 01:02:29,755
‎所以她派伊瑪妮來劫走搶匪的錢

1318
01:02:29,838 --> 01:02:31,546
‎-誰？
‎-伊瑪妮

1319
01:02:31,630 --> 01:02:33,671
‎-誰？
‎-伊瑪…那個丫鬟…

1320
01:02:33,755 --> 01:02:35,755
‎女伯爵的…學她笑

1321
01:02:35,838 --> 01:02:37,796
‎-一定要嗎？
‎-一下就好

1322
01:02:39,921 --> 01:02:40,755
‎他們知道了

1323
01:02:40,838 --> 01:02:42,171
‎然後她出現

1324
01:02:42,255 --> 01:02:45,671
‎在你的眼皮下偷走了贖金

1325
01:02:47,505 --> 01:02:48,755
‎一定很痛吧

1326
01:02:49,255 --> 01:02:52,088
‎你們要是認真看過我的書

1327
01:02:52,588 --> 01:02:56,838
‎就會記得，匿名罪犯的身分一旦揭曉

1328
01:02:56,921 --> 01:03:01,130
‎所有知情的人都會有危險

1329
01:03:01,671 --> 01:03:02,796
‎這表示

1330
01:03:04,380 --> 01:03:06,213
‎我要殺了你們所有人

1331
01:03:07,838 --> 01:03:09,213
‎天啊！

1332
01:03:10,338 --> 01:03:11,505
‎蓋瑞？

1333
01:03:13,255 --> 01:03:14,421
‎妳是哪位？

1334
01:03:14,505 --> 01:03:15,880
‎我是蘇珊

1335
01:03:18,463 --> 01:03:20,630
‎-妳知道她是誰嗎？
‎-不知道

1336
01:03:20,713 --> 01:03:25,421
‎十年前，我來這裡留學的時候
‎認識了蓋瑞

1337
01:03:25,505 --> 01:03:26,880
‎我們約好了

1338
01:03:26,963 --> 01:03:29,046
‎我們如果還愛著對方

1339
01:03:29,130 --> 01:03:30,880
‎也還沒找到另一半

1340
01:03:30,963 --> 01:03:36,338
‎今晚午夜，就約在艾菲爾鐵塔
‎中間這一層碰面

1341
01:03:38,046 --> 01:03:39,880
‎我還是深愛著他

1342
01:03:41,421 --> 01:03:43,046
‎蓋瑞在這裡嗎？

1343
01:03:45,130 --> 01:03:47,005
‎把手放下，法蘭西斯科

1344
01:03:48,546 --> 01:03:50,046
‎-天啊
‎-小心！

1345
01:03:54,046 --> 01:03:54,963
‎天啊！

1346
01:04:00,588 --> 01:04:01,755
‎準備好

1347
01:04:05,463 --> 01:04:08,671
‎最後我想說，很高興跟你們交手

1348
01:04:10,755 --> 01:04:12,713
‎爆破按鈕還在他手上

1349
01:04:17,505 --> 01:04:18,838
‎奧黛麗

1350
01:04:21,796 --> 01:04:22,755
‎天啊

1351
01:04:24,380 --> 01:04:26,005
‎跟我想的不一樣！

1352
01:04:39,463 --> 01:04:42,255
‎妳真的很會一錯再錯，對吧？

1353
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:45,005
‎尼克！不敢相信我要這麼做

1354
01:04:45,088 --> 01:04:46,171
‎拿我的槍

1355
01:04:46,755 --> 01:04:49,755
‎等一下，你需要子彈，在我口袋裡

1356
01:04:50,255 --> 01:04:52,421
‎你這個臭小子

1357
01:04:53,005 --> 01:04:55,296
‎-要伸進去一點
‎-沒問題

1358
01:04:56,755 --> 01:04:59,671
‎蘇珊，壓住警探的傷口

1359
01:04:59,755 --> 01:05:02,171
‎這是互動劇場嗎？

1360
01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:12,838
‎很高興我的忠實粉絲能看到這個

1361
01:05:12,921 --> 01:05:16,005
‎其實，我現在沒那麼喜歡你了

1362
01:05:16,088 --> 01:05:19,005
‎真可惜，因為我要示範最後一課了

1363
01:05:20,171 --> 01:05:22,046
‎炸掉艾菲爾鐵塔，金蟬脫殼

1364
01:05:22,130 --> 01:05:23,463
‎你不會幹這種事

1365
01:05:23,546 --> 01:05:26,338
‎除了目擊者之外，我最討厭一種東西

1366
01:05:26,421 --> 01:05:27,671
‎就是法國人

1367
01:05:31,255 --> 01:05:32,463
‎那扇門一開

1368
01:05:32,546 --> 01:05:34,463
‎裡面的人都會死，懂嗎？

1369
01:05:35,171 --> 01:05:39,546
‎尼克！不要！

1370
01:05:40,338 --> 01:05:41,338
‎尼克

1371
01:05:42,463 --> 01:05:45,796
‎（你欠我們蘋果手機
‎愛你喲，尼克手槍俠）

1372
01:05:51,171 --> 01:05:52,046
‎卡住了

1373
01:05:52,130 --> 01:05:54,921
‎-把它拿掉，我很脆弱
‎-背心是中號的

1374
01:05:55,005 --> 01:05:56,713
‎你14歲就穿不下中號的了

1375
01:05:56,796 --> 01:05:59,171
‎別激動，拜託，把背心脫掉

1376
01:05:59,255 --> 01:06:00,213
‎還好嗎？

1377
01:06:00,296 --> 01:06:02,046
‎我需要電子菸

1378
01:06:02,130 --> 01:06:03,755
‎-好
‎-在我口袋裡

1379
01:06:04,255 --> 01:06:05,546
‎-右邊口袋
‎-這個？

1380
01:06:05,630 --> 01:06:07,755
‎-不…
‎-不是，那是你的老二

1381
01:06:07,838 --> 01:06:09,838
‎-妳拿到了
‎-拿到了

1382
01:06:09,921 --> 01:06:11,963
‎中了彈恐怕不適合抽這個

1383
01:06:12,046 --> 01:06:13,546
‎不過，你抽吧

1384
01:06:27,588 --> 01:06:28,838
‎布魯克林人來了

1385
01:06:42,505 --> 01:06:43,338
‎停了！

1386
01:06:50,421 --> 01:06:51,505
‎（引爆器啟動）

1387
01:07:07,796 --> 01:07:09,088
‎拆掉這鬼東西！

1388
01:07:17,838 --> 01:07:19,588
‎退後，不然錢就飛了

1389
01:07:19,671 --> 01:07:21,046
‎我不相信妳

1390
01:07:36,546 --> 01:07:39,338
‎你這樣怎麼不會腦震盪？

1391
01:07:39,921 --> 01:07:40,796
‎神的恩賜

1392
01:07:41,505 --> 01:07:43,213
‎他不會再眨眼了

1393
01:07:43,296 --> 01:07:45,963
‎-尼克！
‎-我們來了，寶貝

1394
01:07:46,046 --> 01:07:47,380
‎交給我，拜託

1395
01:07:49,005 --> 01:07:49,838
‎可能

1396
01:07:50,338 --> 01:07:51,671
‎有輕微腦震盪

1397
01:07:59,630 --> 01:08:01,671
‎-拆掉！
‎-我們都會爆炸！

1398
01:08:01,755 --> 01:08:02,755
‎我沒有頭緒

1399
01:08:03,546 --> 01:08:04,838
‎沒事的，寶貝

1400
01:08:05,588 --> 01:08:07,671
‎尼克雙槍俠登場

1401
01:08:21,546 --> 01:08:22,880
‎有打中什麼嗎？

1402
01:08:22,963 --> 01:08:24,963
‎射到引爆器了，老公

1403
01:08:25,046 --> 01:08:26,880
‎很好，我就是瞄準那個

1404
01:08:33,338 --> 01:08:34,463
‎我的寶貝

1405
01:08:40,255 --> 01:08:42,171
‎菸圈，愛的菸圈

1406
01:08:43,505 --> 01:08:47,046
‎好，現在要用槍
‎來幹另一件事，對吧？

1407
01:08:47,130 --> 01:08:49,296
‎把你朋友痛扁了一頓，現在換你

1408
01:08:49,880 --> 01:08:51,046
‎來啊

1409
01:08:53,463 --> 01:08:54,338
‎好

1410
01:08:56,546 --> 01:08:58,088
‎你要去哪裡？寶貝！

1411
01:08:58,838 --> 01:09:00,046
‎奧黛麗！

1412
01:09:07,921 --> 01:09:08,796
‎老公！

1413
01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:11,921
‎沒事的，寶貝，我會救妳，撐住！

1414
01:09:21,838 --> 01:09:24,671
‎我一定是跳過了踢臉那一章

1415
01:09:45,880 --> 01:09:47,088
‎天啊

1416
01:09:51,130 --> 01:09:52,713
‎過來

1417
01:10:02,421 --> 01:10:04,546
‎要撒紙花了，王八蛋

1418
01:10:07,338 --> 01:10:09,296
‎不！

1419
01:10:24,046 --> 01:10:24,921
‎來吧，寶貝

1420
01:10:39,630 --> 01:10:40,963
‎幹掉其他人

1421
01:10:47,755 --> 01:10:48,588
‎好

1422
01:11:05,421 --> 01:11:06,463
‎什麼聲音？

1423
01:11:06,546 --> 01:11:08,046
‎真是破壞氣氛

1424
01:11:10,671 --> 01:11:11,838
‎米勒

1425
01:11:14,921 --> 01:11:16,005
‎我老公說得對

1426
01:11:16,505 --> 01:11:17,880
‎你的書很爛

1427
01:11:19,463 --> 01:11:21,338
‎她百發百中

1428
01:11:23,380 --> 01:11:25,088
‎對不起

1429
01:11:25,171 --> 01:11:27,296
‎-這次失誤？
‎-對不起，寶貝，對不起

1430
01:11:29,505 --> 01:11:30,338
‎靠！

1431
01:11:30,421 --> 01:11:32,546
‎媽的！妳是瞄準我還是他？

1432
01:11:32,630 --> 01:11:34,671
‎他！我發誓

1433
01:11:34,755 --> 01:11:36,546
‎-天啊
‎-快射他

1434
01:11:36,630 --> 01:11:37,671
‎射他

1435
01:11:37,755 --> 01:11:40,171
‎我“繩”經衰弱了，你懂嗎？

1436
01:11:40,255 --> 01:11:43,213
‎腦袋像輪子一樣轉個不停…

1437
01:11:45,171 --> 01:11:46,755
‎天啊，好吧

1438
01:11:49,005 --> 01:11:49,963
‎百發百中？

1439
01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:53,380
‎看來不是每個人都像你這麼厲害

1440
01:11:59,255 --> 01:12:00,671
‎一路順風，米勒

1441
01:12:15,088 --> 01:12:16,380
‎天啊

1442
01:12:18,546 --> 01:12:19,713
‎蹲下來！

1443
01:12:24,838 --> 01:12:25,921
‎天啊！

1444
01:12:39,213 --> 01:12:40,505
‎巴黎好奇怪

1445
01:12:41,546 --> 01:12:43,171
‎-他這次死了
‎-徹底死了

1446
01:12:43,255 --> 01:12:44,755
‎他…沒戲唱了

1447
01:12:45,421 --> 01:12:48,088
‎妳怎麼會想到這個方法？
‎怎麼辦到的？

1448
01:12:48,171 --> 01:12:49,755
‎-我不知道
‎-妳是天才

1449
01:12:49,838 --> 01:12:52,588
‎靈機一動，我就想…我的寶貝

1450
01:12:52,671 --> 01:12:55,463
‎太厲害了
‎我絕對想不到這麼好的方法

1451
01:12:55,546 --> 01:12:58,213
‎我不知道自己做了什麼，好可怕

1452
01:12:59,463 --> 01:13:00,963
‎-幹嘛？
‎-我們是團隊了

1453
01:13:01,546 --> 01:13:03,171
‎不是，叫他走開…

1454
01:13:03,255 --> 01:13:06,421
‎-不要碰她，她不高興
‎-退後，走開

1455
01:13:06,505 --> 01:13:10,171
‎你做得很好，但不要過來
‎給我們空間，謝謝

1456
01:13:10,796 --> 01:13:13,171
‎-寶貝
‎-沒事了，我愛妳，寶貝

1457
01:13:13,255 --> 01:13:14,255
‎這實在是…

1458
01:13:14,338 --> 01:13:16,796
‎撇開這件事，巴黎今晚還滿美的

1459
01:13:17,296 --> 01:13:18,255
‎對

1460
01:13:26,671 --> 01:13:27,671
‎太好了

1461
01:13:27,755 --> 01:13:30,380
‎-尼克！奧黛麗！
‎-你們又立功了！

1462
01:13:31,463 --> 01:13:34,130
‎-維克，錢的事很抱歉
‎-沒錯

1463
01:13:34,213 --> 01:13:36,421
‎對不起，丟了很多錢

1464
01:13:36,505 --> 01:13:39,088
‎巴黎居民應該會打從心底感激你

1465
01:13:39,171 --> 01:13:43,005
‎別擔心，只要我的親友
‎沒被謀殺就好了

1466
01:13:43,505 --> 01:13:44,963
‎除了盧先生

1467
01:13:45,046 --> 01:13:46,880
‎是啊，沒錯

1468
01:13:47,463 --> 01:13:48,630
‎哪個盧先生啊？

1469
01:13:49,588 --> 01:13:52,713
‎糟糕，妳怎麼了？怎麼在流血？

1470
01:13:52,796 --> 01:13:55,255
‎沒有…我沒流血，是指甲花染料

1471
01:13:55,338 --> 01:13:57,296
‎一定是混亂中沾到的

1472
01:13:57,921 --> 01:14:00,755
‎謝天謝地，我受夠了
‎今晚別再有意外了

1473
01:14:00,838 --> 01:14:03,380
‎別再流血了，拜託，我真的以為是血

1474
01:14:03,463 --> 01:14:05,130
‎累死了，你也是吧？

1475
01:14:06,130 --> 01:14:07,005
‎是啊

1476
01:14:08,838 --> 01:14:12,171
‎妳在嘀咕什麼？妳又在嘀咕了

1477
01:14:14,796 --> 01:14:17,213
‎抱歉，這完全說不通

1478
01:14:17,296 --> 01:14:19,046
‎賽拉，不好意思…

1479
01:14:19,130 --> 01:14:23,046
‎妳說指甲花染料是混亂中沾到的？

1480
01:14:23,130 --> 01:14:24,255
‎沒錯

1481
01:14:25,338 --> 01:14:26,505
‎有意思

1482
01:14:27,755 --> 01:14:29,088
‎為什麼有意思？

1483
01:14:29,171 --> 01:14:30,713
‎對，這為什麼有意思？

1484
01:14:31,296 --> 01:14:35,005
‎我在歡迎舞會上沒有看到妳

1485
01:14:35,088 --> 01:14:39,130
‎大象來了之後，妳就出現了

1486
01:14:39,213 --> 01:14:40,171
‎對

1487
01:14:40,255 --> 01:14:42,338
‎我之前去喝酒了

1488
01:14:42,421 --> 01:14:46,463
‎親愛的，我當過美髮師
‎對染料略知一二

1489
01:14:46,546 --> 01:14:48,380
‎指甲花染料乾了之後

1490
01:14:48,921 --> 01:14:50,255
‎不會沾染

1491
01:14:51,671 --> 01:14:54,671
‎抱歉，我不知道妳在說什麼

1492
01:14:54,755 --> 01:14:58,338
‎我在大象訓練師的長袍上
‎看到的不是血跡

1493
01:14:58,421 --> 01:14:59,796
‎是指甲花染料

1494
01:14:59,880 --> 01:15:03,630
‎那是妳的指甲花染料
‎案發當晚還來不及乾掉

1495
01:15:03,713 --> 01:15:05,338
‎天啊！

1496
01:15:05,421 --> 01:15:06,838
‎是妹妹幹的！

1497
01:15:07,880 --> 01:15:08,713
‎不會吧！

1498
01:15:08,796 --> 01:15:12,005
‎拜託，這太荒謬了
‎我們不是討論過了？

1499
01:15:12,088 --> 01:15:15,338
‎我愛我哥哥，我有什麼理由要…

1500
01:15:15,421 --> 01:15:18,838
‎可能是爸媽把家族事業交給他

1501
01:15:18,921 --> 01:15:20,546
‎雖然妳比較聰明

1502
01:15:20,630 --> 01:15:23,630
‎而他想當水上摩托車饒舌歌手
‎卻完全沒才華？

1503
01:15:24,213 --> 01:15:25,046
‎不要見怪

1504
01:15:25,130 --> 01:15:26,338
‎有點受傷

1505
01:15:26,421 --> 01:15:29,838
‎妳在孟買想殺他，不也是這個原因？

1506
01:15:30,421 --> 01:15:31,380
‎妳！

1507
01:15:33,380 --> 01:15:34,921
‎我爸媽說對一件事

1508
01:15:35,838 --> 01:15:37,755
‎想把事情做好

1509
01:15:38,588 --> 01:15:39,963
‎就要自己動手

1510
01:15:42,421 --> 01:15:43,671
‎賽拉！

1511
01:15:43,755 --> 01:15:45,046
‎不！

1512
01:15:46,046 --> 01:15:48,630
‎這個可憐蟲，他快沒有手臂了

1513
01:15:51,546 --> 01:15:53,213
‎-別想在我地盤撒野
‎-好耶！

1514
01:15:53,296 --> 01:15:54,921
‎我的寶貝！

1515
01:15:55,505 --> 01:15:57,713
‎-寶貝，謝謝
‎-我要…

1516
01:15:58,296 --> 01:16:00,755
‎還好嗎？沒事的

1517
01:16:00,838 --> 01:16:04,005
‎好樣的，老兄，你是我的頭號保鏢

1518
01:16:04,088 --> 01:16:06,171
‎不只是因為上一個被幹掉了

1519
01:16:06,255 --> 01:16:09,255
‎今年的寬扎節獎金最好有一大包

1520
01:16:09,755 --> 01:16:12,630
‎送你一隻仿生手臂啦，好嗎？

1521
01:16:12,713 --> 01:16:14,088
‎-真的？
‎-對！

1522
01:16:15,546 --> 01:16:17,171
‎-你沒事
‎-天啊

1523
01:16:17,255 --> 01:16:19,630
‎-年輕人，怎麼樣？
‎-還好嗎？

1524
01:16:19,713 --> 01:16:22,630
‎-我沒事
‎-羅宏非常與眾不同，對吧？

1525
01:16:22,713 --> 01:16:25,046
‎你出院後，我們要去吃晚餐

1526
01:16:26,296 --> 01:16:28,630
‎巴黎再次施展魔法

1527
01:16:29,130 --> 01:16:30,171
‎早日康復

1528
01:16:30,255 --> 01:16:31,255
‎-好
‎-謝謝

1529
01:16:31,338 --> 01:16:32,880
‎要告訴他們嗎？好

1530
01:16:32,963 --> 01:16:33,796
‎兩位

1531
01:16:33,880 --> 01:16:35,213
‎我們決定要

1532
01:16:35,713 --> 01:16:37,880
‎-私奔
‎-這絕對是明智的選擇

1533
01:16:37,963 --> 01:16:39,796
‎-太棒了
‎-很好

1534
01:16:39,880 --> 01:16:42,130
‎對，不邀請家人，不過

1535
01:16:42,630 --> 01:16:44,380
‎你們救了我一命

1536
01:16:44,463 --> 01:16:46,255
‎你們兩個沒事就好了

1537
01:16:46,338 --> 01:16:49,130
‎老實說，謝謝你們給了我們一場…

1538
01:16:49,213 --> 01:16:51,755
‎-對
‎-…永生難忘的冒險

1539
01:16:52,505 --> 01:16:54,630
‎-對
‎-看來扯平了，再見

1540
01:16:54,713 --> 01:16:55,838
‎再見

1541
01:16:55,921 --> 01:16:57,130
‎-拜拜
‎-再會

1542
01:16:57,213 --> 01:16:59,546
‎對了，很遺憾你妹妹是神經病

1543
01:16:59,630 --> 01:17:01,880
‎別管她，她是人渣

1544
01:17:01,963 --> 01:17:03,338
‎-沒錯
‎-對

1545
01:17:03,421 --> 01:17:05,505
‎-好
‎-老公，我準備要回家了

1546
01:17:05,588 --> 01:17:07,671
‎-我也是
‎-我好想回家

1547
01:17:09,130 --> 01:17:10,921
‎我們要先做一件事

1548
01:17:11,755 --> 01:17:14,630
‎-相信我
‎-什麼？好吧

1549
01:17:14,713 --> 01:17:16,005
‎-去看看上校
‎-好

1550
01:17:16,088 --> 01:17:17,380
‎-你還好嗎？
‎-上校

1551
01:17:17,463 --> 01:17:19,088
‎你不會失去這隻手臂？

1552
01:17:29,838 --> 01:17:31,921
‎扣住，完成了

1553
01:17:32,630 --> 01:17:36,630
‎現在我們一輩子都要鎖在一起了

1554
01:17:36,713 --> 01:17:38,713
‎我只想跟你鎖在一起

1555
01:17:38,796 --> 01:17:39,880
‎我也是，老婆

1556
01:17:39,963 --> 01:17:41,005
‎妳是…

1557
01:17:41,088 --> 01:17:41,921
‎屎漬

1558
01:17:42,671 --> 01:17:43,671
‎什麼？

1559
01:17:44,171 --> 01:17:45,338
‎尼克和奧黛麗屎漬

1560
01:17:45,421 --> 01:17:48,296
‎-開直升機的？搞什…
‎-你在這裡幹嘛？

1561
01:17:48,380 --> 01:17:49,338
‎接電話

1562
01:17:50,088 --> 01:17:51,046
‎喂？

1563
01:17:51,130 --> 01:17:54,630
‎我們當然沒有扯平
‎搭我的直升機，想去哪就去哪

1564
01:17:54,713 --> 01:17:57,963
‎你們需要好好度一次蜜月
‎還有一點現金

1565
01:17:58,046 --> 01:17:59,588
‎-什麼？
‎-現金？

1566
01:17:59,671 --> 01:18:01,046
‎-一袋…
‎-真的嗎？

1567
01:18:01,796 --> 01:18:03,755
‎天啊，你看

1568
01:18:03,838 --> 01:18:07,005
‎-我的天…
‎-對，這些錢應該夠了，謝謝

1569
01:18:07,088 --> 01:18:09,463
‎只有1千萬美元，別一次花光

1570
01:18:09,546 --> 01:18:12,713
‎如果花光光，就把包包賣掉

1571
01:18:12,796 --> 01:18:14,255
‎那值3百萬美元

1572
01:18:14,338 --> 01:18:15,921
‎是恐龍皮

1573
01:18:16,005 --> 01:18:18,796
‎-天啊
‎-恐龍？我們不能收，拜託

1574
01:18:18,880 --> 01:18:21,130
‎好吧，我們收下，謝謝

1575
01:18:21,213 --> 01:18:24,088
‎你們兩個繼續手淫足蹈，王公告辭！

1576
01:18:24,171 --> 01:18:27,338
‎-妳想做的第一件事是什麼？
‎-我想親你

1577
01:18:31,380 --> 01:18:32,630
‎真不敢相信

1578
01:18:39,463 --> 01:18:41,421
‎-我的寶貝
‎-親愛的

1579
01:18:41,505 --> 01:18:43,671
‎遲來的豪華蜜月

1580
01:18:43,755 --> 01:18:44,630
‎沒錯

1581
01:18:44,713 --> 01:18:45,671
‎終於實現

1582
01:18:47,380 --> 01:18:49,671
‎你能相信我們有多幸運嗎？

1583
01:18:53,171 --> 01:18:54,296
‎酒好喝嗎？

1584
01:18:54,380 --> 01:18:56,463
‎-什麼？
‎-你在開玩笑嗎？

1585
01:18:56,546 --> 01:18:57,838
‎包包給我

1586
01:18:57,921 --> 01:18:59,296
‎什麼？那個…

1587
01:18:59,380 --> 01:19:01,588
‎-包包，包包給我
‎-你要這個？

1588
01:19:01,671 --> 01:19:02,963
‎-沒問題
‎-包包給他

1589
01:19:03,713 --> 01:19:05,380
‎你的口音到哪去了？

1590
01:19:06,130 --> 01:19:07,421
‎回澤西了

1591
01:19:07,505 --> 01:19:09,630
‎我們好好談談

1592
01:19:09,713 --> 01:19:11,463
‎再也不見，屎蛋！

1593
01:19:11,546 --> 01:19:15,046
‎-天啊！他…
‎-我的媽呀！

1594
01:28:43,046 --> 01:28:44,421
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