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Hi!

2
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Uh, you guys must be
new to town, right?

3
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New to town,
but not new to the country.

4
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We just moved from California.
We speak English.

5
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Oh, that's wonderful!
So do we!

6
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Um... Um...

7
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We're just curious.

8
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Um... are you Chinese?

9
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- Yes.
- Oh, great.

10
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Uh, we just wondered
if you would mind

11
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if your daughter played
with our daughter?

12
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Why our daughter?

13
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Oh! Oh, no, we just thought
Audrey might like to meet her.

14
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- Yeah.
- Audrey, say hi.

15
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You wanna play slide?

16
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Mmm-hmm.

17
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Slide's off limits
to Ching-Chongs.

18
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Fuck you.

19
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You wanna be best friends?

20
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My grandpa's name
is Joe, just like my dad's.

21
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He loves model trains,
and he has a gout.

22
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Why don't you look
like your family?

23
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'Cause I'm adopted from China.

24
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That's why I have a birth mom.

25
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I'd be so mad
if my parents gave me up.

26
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Did you do something?

27
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Her mom didn't
want her, obviously.

28
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Are you okay?

29
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You know what?
Fuck everyone else.

30
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You don't have to prove
anything to these losers.

31
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Ten, four, let's go, boss.

32
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You sure you're ready
for China?

33
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I got this, Frank.

34
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They do things
differently there.

35
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I'll close the deal.
Don't worry about that.

36
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You worried about that?

37
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Oh, fuck!

38
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Ah! Fuck!

39
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Oh, Jesus Christ! Cover that!

40
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Hey.

41
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God, this game fuckin' sucks.

42
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-Good game.
-Good game, boss.

43
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Thanks, Kevin.

44
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Mike C. Mike D.
Mike J. Michael.

45
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Josh. James. Dave. Other Dave.

46
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Michael again. Good seein' ya.

47
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Uh, eleven to four.

48
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Kicked my ass again, Sullivan.

49
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That's pretty good for a...

50
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-Woman.
-Asian.

51
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No, I was gonna
say "associate."

52
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Wait, can we say "Asian"
anymore or is that offensive?

53
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We can't say anything anymore.

54
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You're goddamn right, Kevin!
So shut the fuck up!

55
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I'm an ally.
I shop at 99 Ranch Market.

56
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Some of us are doin' the work.

57
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Yes. I really appreciated

58
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-that <i>Mulan-themed</i>
office birthday party.
-You're welcome.

59
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So, uh, you excited
for Beijing?

60
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I didn't know
you speak Chinese.

61
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Well, I'm not fluent

62
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but I have an excellent grasp
of conversational Mandarin.

63
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Yeah? How do you say,

64
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"I have an excellent grasp
of conversational Mandarin"
in Mandarin?

65
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You close ChinaWave this week,
I'm puttin' you up for partner.

66
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Took you long enough, ally.

67
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Well, come on,

68
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Ms. 3,000-Billable-Hours,
you knew this was coming.

69
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You know, if this works out,
you're gonna have
to move out to L.A.,

70
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work out of headquarters.

71
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That'd be amazing, actually.

72
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You know, I've been thinking

73
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it'd be nice to have a change.

74
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-Oh, you're gonna love LA.
-Yeah.

75
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I mean, there's a Chinatown,
a Thai Town, a Koreatown.

76
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-I mean, it's basically Asia.
-Sure.

77
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That's me off of the dick.

78
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Your dick is dust,
you pussy motherfucker!

79
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-Fuckin' dust!
-Anyway,

80
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close ChinaWave, make partner.

81
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-Don't worry. I will.
-You better.

82
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It's a big account. Good thing
you're fluent in Chinese.

83
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Yep.

84
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You know, and I actually have
a friend coming with me.

85
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She offered to be
my translator in Beijing.

86
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Oh, you have a friend who's
a professional translator?

87
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Total professional.

88
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Oh, what's up, landlord?

89
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-Sorry for the mess.
-Who are you talking to?

90
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I'm sending an Animoji
to Baron Davis

91
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with this cute bear.

92
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Look. Check it out.

93
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Oh.

94
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You have no idea
what I'm saying.

95
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No, I have an idea.
Who is Baron Davis?

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Basketball player.
Two-time NBA All-Star.

97
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Anyway, he's playin'
in China now.

98
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Since we're goin' to Beijing,
I slid in his DMs.

99
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He's learning the language,
so I'm teaching him.

100
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If you need help translating,

101
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I talked to Kat,
and she lives there now.

102
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-Ah, yes.
-So like if...

103
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Katherine Huang.
Your famous college roommate.

104
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- Yeah.
- Actress.

105
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-Okay.
-Spokesmodel.

106
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Lolo two-point-worse.

107
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Don't...

108
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You do understand
it's really important

109
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for me to be professional

110
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-the entire time...
-Of course.

111
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Audrey, I got you. Look at me.

112
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-You're thinking about a dick.
-Damn it. You're right.

113
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-But I'm a fellow profesh.
-Yeah. I know.

114
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Trust me. Oh, let me show you
my latest work.

115
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-Come on. It's at
the restaurant.
-Uh, it's... Okay.

116
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Licky cat. Ooh.

117
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See? It's like
a lucky cat except...

118
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-Yeah, no, I get it.
-The tongue?

119
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-I get it.
-Ready for this?

120
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The Look-Closer Lotus.

121
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-Look-Closer at wha... Oh, wow.
-Mmm-hmm.

122
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-Vaginas.
-Mmm-hmm. Pussy petals.

123
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-There's a lot of 'em.
-And this,

124
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my <i>piece de resistance...</i>

125
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"Adult Playground."

126
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- Oh. Whoa!
- Mmm-hmm.

127
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.

128
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Is this the playground
we went to as kids?

129
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Fuck yeah.
Look, titty sandbox.

130
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This is chaotic.

131
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That's what my art is
all about. Inspiring chaos.

132
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Challenging fetishes that
Asian people have to deal with

133
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around sexuality.

134
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I mean, it's just a lot.

135
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I hope someone likes it.

136
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I could really use
a commission right now.

137
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If you really need money,
you could pick up
some shifts here.

138
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Your parents need the help.

139
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I'm not tryin'
to be a sell-out.

140
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-I'm a starving artist.
-Mmm.

141
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I could bring one
of my pieces to Beijing.

142
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Lolo, this is such
an important work...

143
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-Work trip. Work trip.
-Right.

144
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-Or... And just hear me out.
-No. No. No "or."

145
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What if it's our first annual
best friends trip? You and me.

146
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Romy and Michele.
Bert and Elmo.

147
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-Ernie.
-Oh, my God,
I'm so embarrassed.

148
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I love the idea
of an annual trip

149
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but you're gonna have
to save some money.

150
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-Yeah.
-You're saving money
by living with me.

151
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And I'm so grateful.

152
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And it's been really fun
but I don't know,

153
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like, maybe I don't wanna live
in White Hills my whole life.

154
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Why not? This is home.

155
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Right, but...

156
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Lolo... we told you to stop
bringing your art in here.

157
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I ran out of space at Audrey's.

158
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Put it away.
We have to go get ready.

159
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-Okay, I'm coming.
-We're coming.

160
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Do you wanna just...

161
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- Are we gonna leave it here?
- Okay, I'm sorry.

162
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I'm not a radiologist
like Arthur.

163
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Okay.

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To Audrey!

165
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-To Audrey. Yes.
-Thanks for coming over.

166
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Oh. So proud of you.

167
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Guys, you didn't have
to throw a whole party.

168
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We're gonna be back in,
like, four days.

169
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We wanted to give you a nice
send-off. It's a big deal.

170
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Going to your birth country.

171
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It's a business trip.

172
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And it's so great
you're taking Lolo with you.

173
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-Anyway, we brought
<i>Hong Dou Bing.</i>
-Oh, yes.

174
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- These are red bean buns.
- Ooh.

175
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- Red bean.
- Audrey first.

176
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- Thank you so much.
They look so good.
Yes.

177
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You got the blue one.
Those are special.

178
00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:02,710
Will I like these?

179
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No, no. Probably not,
to be honest.

180
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-You're basically white.
-That's not true.

181
00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,648
You have a throw pillow
that says, "Wine o'clock."

182
00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:09,483
-Rose all day.
-You own a picnic basket.

183
00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:10,684
They're very useful.

184
00:09:10,785 --> 00:09:12,086
Name every character
on <i>Succession.</i>

185
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Logan, Kendall, Shiv, Roman...
Oh, you got me.

186
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So, I thought it would be fun
to look at some photos

187
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of Audrey from the last time
she was in China.

188
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Oh, my gosh. No. The Chens
don't wanna look at that.

189
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-That's for us.
-Yes.

190
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No, I...

191
00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:27,301
-Oh.
-Oh, honey, look,
this is the first time

192
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- you held her.
- Oh, God.

193
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-Oh, my God. I'm gonna cry.
-So am I.

194
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- No, I know. It's cute.
- Who's this?

195
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Look at that
head of hair.

196
00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:34,942
Oh. Oh, that's my birth mom.

197
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How have you never
shown me this?

198
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I don't know.
It's not a big deal.

199
00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:40,381
- Who was that actor?
- Yeah, she...

200
00:09:40,481 --> 00:09:42,016
Your adoption agency's
on the back.

201
00:09:42,917 --> 00:09:44,885
Yeah.

202
00:09:45,853 --> 00:09:47,254
Should we call them
and maybe get

203
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-information on your mom?
-No. I don't wanna do that.

204
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I mean, we used to talk
about it all the time

205
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when we were little, remember?

206
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A grand adventure
to find your birth mom?

207
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No. No. That was
because we were kids.

208
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And we're adults now.
We've moved on.

209
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At least I have, okay?
So let's not do that.

210
00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:02,169
Anyway, why would
I need more parents

211
00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:04,138
when I have the two best
parents in the world?

212
00:10:04,238 --> 00:10:06,440
-Aw, honey.
-Oh, we love you, sweetie.

213
00:10:06,541 --> 00:10:07,975
You're the best.

214
00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:09,477
Sandwich!

215
00:10:11,546 --> 00:10:12,680
White people.

216
00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:14,448
You know what?
Another toast.

217
00:10:14,549 --> 00:10:17,418
To Audrey. To movin' on
and movin' up.

218
00:10:17,519 --> 00:10:19,053
-Moving up.
-To the best daughter

219
00:10:19,153 --> 00:10:21,055
and the best lawyer
you could ever have.

220
00:10:21,155 --> 00:10:24,191
And Lolo's gonna probably
need a lawyer someday.

221
00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,460
Get the bail money ready.

222
00:10:28,863 --> 00:10:30,264
Gonna need a lawyer.

223
00:10:36,137 --> 00:10:37,972
Guess who's goin' back
to the motherland?

224
00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:40,774
So, if you're in Beijing
and you have a juicy pene

225
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or a vagine hit me up.

226
00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:44,945
<i>Audrey, say hi.</i>

227
00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:46,680
- <i>No, Lolo.</i>
<i>- Audrey, say hi.</i>

228
00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:52,653
Hey, so I kinda
can't stop thinking

229
00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:54,054
about the picture
of your birth mom.

230
00:10:54,155 --> 00:10:55,923
-Oh.
-You sure you don't wanna
look for her?

231
00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:57,658
-Yep.
-It could be something fun
we do together.

232
00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:59,528
Lolo, I just... I'm sorry,

233
00:10:59,628 --> 00:11:01,162
but remember
this is a work trip.

234
00:11:01,262 --> 00:11:02,930
-Work trip. Work trip.
-Thank you.

235
00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:05,232
Deadeye's coming, by the way.

236
00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:07,868
-What?
-Deadeye's coming.

237
00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:09,870
-Deadeye, your cousin?
-She's visiting friends.

238
00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:12,072
And her parents, you know,
just didn't want her to fly
alone, so I'm chaperoning.

239
00:11:12,173 --> 00:11:13,707
A chaperone?
For a grown woman?

240
00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:15,776
Before you say anything,
I know what you're thinking.

241
00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:17,378
-Your hair grew back.
-Not really.

242
00:11:17,478 --> 00:11:18,812
This is why
my part is this way.

243
00:11:18,913 --> 00:11:21,048
Yeah. That was forever ago.
And she's different now.

244
00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:25,152
I promise.
Deadeye has changed.

245
00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:29,356
She's into music. K-pop.
You know BTS. She's full army.

246
00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:30,758
She's super cool now.

247
00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:32,760
The energy has totally shifted.

248
00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:34,461
- Okay.
- Yeah, yeah.

249
00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:36,263
-Hey, Audrey.
-Whoa! Hi. Hey.

250
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,232
-Deadeye.
-Hi.

251
00:11:38,332 --> 00:11:39,601
So...

252
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,769
-Oh, good. Hi!
-Yeah.

253
00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:44,205
Um, so you're...
you're flying with us?

254
00:11:44,305 --> 00:11:45,873
-Just flying?
-Yeah, the pleasure's mine.

255
00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:47,908
- Me, too.
- Yeah. Um...

256
00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:49,210
so, when we get to Beijing,
you're gonna meet up

257
00:11:49,310 --> 00:11:50,579
-with your BTS friends, right?
-Yeah.

258
00:11:50,679 --> 00:11:51,879
-Awesome.
-Yes.

259
00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:54,616
@Jinderalla88, @JHopesGirl,
@SugaIsMyDaddy.

260
00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:56,685
Oh, online people?

261
00:11:56,784 --> 00:11:57,952
Yeah, they're my best friends.

262
00:11:58,052 --> 00:11:59,920
I went to @Jinderalla88's
wedding on Zoom.

263
00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:01,255
-Awesome.
-He married a pillow.

264
00:12:01,355 --> 00:12:02,423
Okay.

265
00:12:02,524 --> 00:12:03,692
Oh, oh, one second.

266
00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:05,459
Those can't be real people.

267
00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:07,761
She's just coming to hang out
with us, obviously.

268
00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:09,531
-Trust me. Right when we land,
-Lolo...

269
00:12:09,631 --> 00:12:12,032
Deadeye is gonna peace out
and it's gonna be you and me.

270
00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:13,635
Do you think I can bring
these lighters onto the plane?

271
00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:14,768
-I really think it's illegal.
-Okay. Yeah.

272
00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:15,903
- Oh, no.
- Oh, yeah.

273
00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:17,304
-Not again.
-Okay. I was wrong.

274
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,906
- My hair. My hair.
- Come on, it'll be fun.

275
00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:19,840
- We should check the other two.
- Friends trip!

276
00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,242
I'm gonna take these.

277
00:12:21,342 --> 00:12:22,776
We're gonna priority board
and we'll see you at...

278
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,078
- at the gate, okay?
- Yeah. Yeah.

279
00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:25,379
You're gonna Venmo me
for those or...

280
00:12:25,479 --> 00:12:27,314
- Lolo?
- I'll sneak you some snacks.

281
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:50,904
I don't think I've ever been
around only Asian people.

282
00:12:51,005 --> 00:12:54,074
I mean, we look like
everyone else for once.

283
00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:55,409
I think we blend right in.

284
00:12:55,510 --> 00:12:58,946
Yeah. But people here
can tell Chinese-Chinese

285
00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:00,615
from American-Chinese.

286
00:13:00,715 --> 00:13:02,182
-What do you mean?
-See?

287
00:13:02,283 --> 00:13:03,384
Hong Kong-Chinese.

288
00:13:03,484 --> 00:13:04,918
Bluetooth.

289
00:13:05,019 --> 00:13:07,087
Shanghai-Chinese. Bougie.

290
00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:08,789
Ooh, Taiwanese.

291
00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:10,357
- Weird, but cute.
- Aw.

292
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,159
What kinda Chinese are they?

293
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:13,762
What the fuck
is wrong with you?

294
00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,429
Are you tryin' to get canceled?
Those are Koreans.

295
00:13:15,530 --> 00:13:17,532
-Oh.
-That's Howdy Fun!

296
00:13:17,632 --> 00:13:19,133
-It's a K-pop group!
-Yeah,

297
00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:21,168
they all have the same face.
That's how you can tell.

298
00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:22,403
Mmm.

299
00:13:22,504 --> 00:13:24,238
I mean, why are they walking
right though security?

300
00:13:24,338 --> 00:13:27,441
- Because it's Howdy Fun!
- Okay.

301
00:13:30,311 --> 00:13:32,346
So, where...
Where are we goin'?

302
00:13:32,446 --> 00:13:33,347
Um, well,

303
00:13:33,447 --> 00:13:35,784
we are going to visit
my friend, Kat,

304
00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:37,686
on her set of
<i>The Emperor's Daughter.</i>

305
00:13:37,786 --> 00:13:39,420
Oh, I love that show.

306
00:13:39,521 --> 00:13:41,055
-Cool. Okay, let's go.
-Oh.

307
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:46,894
Hey.
I thought you said

308
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,295
it was just for the flight.

309
00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:49,963
She's hanging out with us now?

310
00:13:50,064 --> 00:13:51,800
I didn't even ask Kat
if she can come to set with us.

311
00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:53,535
Is Kat gonna make
a big deal out of it?

312
00:13:53,635 --> 00:13:54,803
-No. I mean, just no...
-Fuck her.

313
00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:56,236
Why do you have such
a problem with her?

314
00:13:56,337 --> 00:13:58,573
You know, you both actually
have a lot in common.

315
00:13:58,673 --> 00:14:01,208
I mean, you're both
very sexually...

316
00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:02,544
-Free?
-Yeah.

317
00:14:02,644 --> 00:14:04,078
She blew Nick and Joe Jonas.

318
00:14:04,178 --> 00:14:06,080
Not Kevin? Not impressed.

319
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:08,849
She has a tattoo
on her vagina.

320
00:14:11,553 --> 00:14:12,953
What?

321
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:14,955
She has...
She has a pussy tat?

322
00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:16,490
I shouldn't have told you.

323
00:14:16,591 --> 00:14:18,959
Um... You know what?
Forget I said anything.

324
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,361
Yeah.

325
00:14:20,461 --> 00:14:23,330
Um, never, never gonna talk
about it ever again.

326
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:26,033
What's it of?
Like, is it in color?

327
00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:27,935
Is it glow-in-the-dark?
Big? Small?

328
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:30,404
Like, are pussy tats
more common than I think?

329
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,473
Does she have one?

330
00:14:32,574 --> 00:14:33,941
Do they?

331
00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:38,580
Do you think she had, like,
ideas going in,

332
00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:41,248
or just pointed to the artist
and said, "Dealer's choice"?

333
00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:43,083
Horizontal. Vertical.
Optical illusion.

334
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:44,418
It looks like a vase

335
00:14:44,519 --> 00:14:46,186
-but then an old lady.
-Stop talking about it.

336
00:14:47,822 --> 00:14:48,989
- I decided...
- Stop!

337
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:50,592
-You know, I thought about it.
-Please.

338
00:14:50,692 --> 00:14:51,992
I thought about it. I thought
about it really, really hard.

339
00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,260
-Yes.
-And I decided I'm not gonna

340
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,962
stop talking about it.

341
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:57,665
Let's go see this trash bag
kitty cat pussy tat bitch.

342
00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:39,440
Cut. Cut. Cut.

343
00:15:40,608 --> 00:15:42,677
Bravo! Encore!

344
00:15:42,777 --> 00:15:44,646
- Encore!
- Audrey?

345
00:15:44,746 --> 00:15:47,414
Oh, my God! That was so good!

346
00:15:47,515 --> 00:15:48,382
You're such a big shot!

347
00:15:48,482 --> 00:15:49,851
Oh, come on.
You are the big shot.

348
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:51,118
You big shot lawyer.

349
00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:53,954
Best friends reunited.

350
00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:55,322
Oh.

351
00:16:06,701 --> 00:16:09,604
Whoo!

352
00:16:09,704 --> 00:16:12,941
What? That was so lame.
What was that?

353
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,609
You know, Kat and I were
part of the same

354
00:16:14,709 --> 00:16:15,844
college a cappella group...

355
00:16:15,944 --> 00:16:17,044
-The Tootles!
-Tootles!

356
00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:18,546
Stop!

357
00:16:18,646 --> 00:16:20,080
Right.

358
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,649
Oh, it's so nice to see you.

359
00:16:21,749 --> 00:16:24,686
I hear that you're living
in Audrey's garage

360
00:16:24,786 --> 00:16:25,820
and... And drawing
penises now.

361
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:27,054
Oh, no, I... Uh,

362
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:28,422
I told you,
Lolo's an amazing artist.

363
00:16:28,523 --> 00:16:30,257
-I do body positive art.
-Interesting.

364
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:32,259
And remind me your name again.

365
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,896
My legal name is Vanessa.
Call me Deadeye.

366
00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:38,031
Oh, where did that...
Come from?

367
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:42,302
You know, I think I get it.

368
00:16:43,505 --> 00:16:44,873
-Come to my chair.
-Are you serious?

369
00:16:44,973 --> 00:16:46,073
Come to my chair.

370
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:47,909
Wait, wait. Oh, my Gosh,
this is so cool!

371
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,443
Okay.

372
00:16:49,544 --> 00:16:51,178
So, when do we get
to meet your fiance?

373
00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:53,413
Oh. You just saw him.

374
00:16:53,515 --> 00:16:54,916
-He's the leading man.
-Uh...

375
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:57,519
Wait, the human Mushu?

376
00:16:57,619 --> 00:16:58,820
Oh, there he is.

377
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,176
Mmm.

378
00:17:23,277 --> 00:17:24,746
-Hey.
-Hi, honey.

379
00:17:24,846 --> 00:17:27,949
Hey, I'm so sorry. I had to,
uh, get outta my costume.

380
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,584
It's just so itchy and tight.

381
00:17:29,684 --> 00:17:31,118
Clarence,

382
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,788
Audrey is my best friend
from college.

383
00:17:33,888 --> 00:17:34,923
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- Oh.

384
00:17:35,023 --> 00:17:37,090
Hi. We're best friends,
actually.

385
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:38,191
Clarence and I met on the set
of the show.

386
00:17:38,292 --> 00:17:39,994
He plays the military hero.

387
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:42,764
Oh, we just saw you.
It was
so good. You're really great.

388
00:17:42,864 --> 00:17:44,298
And I play the good girl.

389
00:17:44,398 --> 00:17:47,401
Played the good girl
in my last two dramas too.
It's...

390
00:17:47,502 --> 00:17:48,736
I think it's kinda my brand.

391
00:17:48,836 --> 00:17:50,605
She's
an absolute angel, isn't she?

392
00:17:50,705 --> 00:17:56,109
Kat and I thank God every day
for bringing us together.

393
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,178
-Are you two Bible-thumpers?
-What?

394
00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:00,848
Oh, I... I have always
been a woman of God.

395
00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:03,250
I mean, remember that was one
of the first things I told you

396
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,720
- when we met, right, Audrey?
- That...

397
00:18:05,820 --> 00:18:07,956
I am a good Christian girl

398
00:18:08,056 --> 00:18:09,356
saving myself for marriage.

399
00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:11,593
-Wait, what?
-Wait, wait, wait. You two...

400
00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:14,094
have never had sex.

401
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,698
Our connection is
based on spiritual,

402
00:18:16,798 --> 00:18:18,198
not physical intimacy.

403
00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:20,133
Did you have
a spiritual connection

404
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,336
when the Jonas Brothers
were Eiffel towering you?

405
00:18:22,436 --> 00:18:24,371
Oh, my God.

406
00:18:26,507 --> 00:18:29,376
Oh, my God. That's so funny.
I love Paris.

407
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:31,045
Right?

408
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:32,379
I gotta go. You good?
You need anything?

409
00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:33,915
I'm good, my love. Thank you.

410
00:18:34,015 --> 00:18:36,316
- Okay, come here.
- Mmm.

411
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,019
<i>- Aw!

412
00:18:40,722 --> 00:18:41,889
Oh. Uh...

413
00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:43,858
Mmm, mmm, mmm.

414
00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:45,292
Mmm, mmm, oh, oh.

415
00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:48,261
-Ooh. Uh...
-Leave some room for Jesus.

416
00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:52,265
Yes!

417
00:18:52,366 --> 00:18:53,701
Yeah.

418
00:18:53,801 --> 00:18:55,703
- Nice to meet you all.
- So good to meet...

419
00:18:55,803 --> 00:18:58,072
Okay.

420
00:18:58,171 --> 00:18:59,473
Go away!

421
00:19:02,844 --> 00:19:06,279
So, has Clarence ever seen
your pussy tat?

422
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:12,887
I do confess that at one point
I did have a tiny sunflower

423
00:19:12,987 --> 00:19:14,722
on my inner thigh.

424
00:19:14,822 --> 00:19:16,124
"Edgy."

425
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:18,660
But it doesn't even matter
because, um, it's gone.

426
00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:20,061
Lasers work miracles.

427
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,229
Okay? Gone.

428
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:23,397
- Prove it.
- Lolo.

429
00:19:23,497 --> 00:19:26,299
Mmm.
YOLO, Lolo.

430
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,235
You know, I used to be
like you in college

431
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:29,469
but guess I just
grew out of it.

432
00:19:29,570 --> 00:19:32,106
Really? Oh, 'cause
you seem kinda tense

433
00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:34,042
from
all the no-boning.

434
00:19:34,142 --> 00:19:37,377
You sure you're good? You sure
you don't miss it?

435
00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:39,881
No tongue until the wedding
bell's rung, my friend.

436
00:19:39,981 --> 00:19:42,249
Okay. Um, well, we should
get going now, right?

437
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:45,553
So, um, we have to go to
this place called Radiance.

438
00:19:45,653 --> 00:19:47,789
It's crazy
that a business meeting
is happening at a club.

439
00:19:47,889 --> 00:19:51,258
-But when in Rome,
do what the Romans do.
-Bathe together.

440
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,392
- Huh.
- Well, lucky for you,

441
00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:54,428
I wrapped early,
so I can come now.

442
00:19:54,529 --> 00:19:56,296
I mean, you still need
a translator, right?

443
00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:58,198
-Actually Lolo offered...
-Yeah.

444
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:10,277
What is that?

445
00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:15,683
Okay.

446
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,153
- I like her.
- No, you don't.

447
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:35,268
Okay,
we gotta find the CEO.

448
00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:37,038
Just remember,
it's really important for me

449
00:20:37,138 --> 00:20:38,139
to get him to sign tonight.

450
00:20:40,108 --> 00:20:41,308
Oh, shit.

451
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:43,611
Hi!

452
00:20:43,711 --> 00:20:46,246
Hi, Mr. Lin. It's so nice
to meet you.

453
00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:47,882
I'm so excited to talk
about the deal.

454
00:20:49,117 --> 00:20:50,450
Oh. Oh.

455
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:52,787
Yeah. Uh-huh.

456
00:20:52,887 --> 00:20:53,688
Guys, what's he saying?

457
00:20:53,788 --> 00:20:55,723
-Uh, Chunhwa?
-Chunhwa. Yes.

458
00:21:00,194 --> 00:21:01,529
Choo-choo!

459
00:21:03,898 --> 00:21:05,533
Oh.

460
00:21:05,633 --> 00:21:08,736
Yes!

461
00:21:15,610 --> 00:21:17,044
Honestly,
Chao's way younger

462
00:21:17,145 --> 00:21:18,411
than I thought
he was gonna be.

463
00:21:18,513 --> 00:21:20,081
-Right?
-And hot.

464
00:21:20,181 --> 00:21:21,281
I'd smash.

465
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:23,050
Okay,
please don't hit on him.

466
00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:24,752
-Are you good?
-Mmm.

467
00:21:24,852 --> 00:21:26,554
You don't normally eat
real Chinese food.

468
00:21:26,654 --> 00:21:27,955
Yeah, and you don't have
to drink everything either.

469
00:21:28,055 --> 00:21:30,423
I heard that if you keep up
with Chinese businessmen

470
00:21:30,525 --> 00:21:31,893
they respect you more.

471
00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:37,799
- What are these?
Shit.
Thousand-year-old egg shots.

472
00:21:37,899 --> 00:21:39,200
So fucking good.

473
00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:41,035
I don't know if you can
handle it, though.

474
00:21:41,135 --> 00:21:42,837
They're so black and gooey.

475
00:21:42,937 --> 00:21:44,105
I love goo.

476
00:21:59,220 --> 00:22:01,088
- Audrey, you okay?
- Mmm.

477
00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:04,491
Mmm.

478
00:22:05,026 --> 00:22:06,393
Mmm, mmm.

479
00:22:08,896 --> 00:22:10,064
Swallow it.

480
00:22:24,111 --> 00:22:25,079
Oh.

481
00:22:25,179 --> 00:22:26,147
Let's play!

482
00:22:26,247 --> 00:22:28,549
Oh, is this a drinking game?

483
00:22:28,649 --> 00:22:29,917
What are...
What are the rules?

484
00:22:30,017 --> 00:22:31,219
- Oh.
- Ah!

485
00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:35,923
Oh!

486
00:22:42,029 --> 00:22:43,030
Okay.

487
00:22:47,201 --> 00:22:48,703
You ready to lose
to a celebrity?

488
00:22:48,803 --> 00:22:51,505
Oh, I can't wait to slap
the shit outta you.

489
00:22:51,606 --> 00:22:53,608
Mmm.

490
00:22:57,111 --> 00:22:58,411
Oh! Ah!

491
00:22:58,512 --> 00:23:00,548
Oh, okay. Mmm.

492
00:23:00,648 --> 00:23:02,149
Mmm.

493
00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:03,450
Oh.

494
00:23:05,253 --> 00:23:07,088
Oh!

495
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:14,328
Audrey...

496
00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:15,696
You and me?
You and me?

497
00:23:15,796 --> 00:23:17,430
-Yeah. Uh...
-Yeah. Let's fucking go!

498
00:23:17,531 --> 00:23:19,600
Yeah, you're evens, okay?
Uh, you got this.

499
00:23:19,700 --> 00:23:21,235
Close this fucking deal.

500
00:23:21,335 --> 00:23:23,004
That's my bitch!

501
00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:31,712
I won? I won! I won, right?

502
00:23:31,812 --> 00:23:32,680
I won!

503
00:23:34,548 --> 00:23:36,317
I won! I won!

504
00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:37,752
Audrey!

505
00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:43,758
Oh, shit.

506
00:23:43,858 --> 00:23:45,960
Audrey! Audrey! Yes!

507
00:23:46,060 --> 00:23:49,330
You just nailed him
like Mike fuckin' Tyson!

508
00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:50,698
I'm so sorry.

509
00:23:56,203 --> 00:23:57,437
Oh, no, you're good.

510
00:23:57,538 --> 00:23:58,539
- Did I hit him?
- Yeah, yeah, he's fine.

511
00:23:58,639 --> 00:24:00,374
Yeah! Yeah!

512
00:24:00,473 --> 00:24:01,542
I'm just gonna... Yeah!

513
00:24:06,981 --> 00:24:09,050
I'm so, so fucked.

514
00:24:09,150 --> 00:24:10,351
No, no, you're good.

515
00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:12,586
Oh, thank God for Kat.
Look at her.

516
00:24:12,687 --> 00:24:15,289
Chunhwa just schmoozing
with those businessmen,

517
00:24:15,389 --> 00:24:16,557
salvaging our night.

518
00:24:16,657 --> 00:24:19,026
God. I love her.

519
00:24:19,126 --> 00:24:21,429
-God, I'm gonna be sick again.
-I'll get you a ginger ale.

520
00:24:21,529 --> 00:24:24,699
Get me a new face or stomach,
or something.

521
00:24:24,799 --> 00:24:26,267
Are you feeling better?
- I'm so sorry.

522
00:24:26,367 --> 00:24:29,370
I... I usually don't, um,
have eggs like that and...

523
00:24:29,469 --> 00:24:30,671
Wait. Uh.

524
00:24:31,305 --> 00:24:32,573
Do you speak English?

525
00:24:32,673 --> 00:24:34,474
Many Chinese people
speak English.

526
00:24:34,575 --> 00:24:38,079
But most Americans
do not speak Chinese.

527
00:24:38,179 --> 00:24:39,814
It's always fun to pretend.

528
00:24:39,914 --> 00:24:42,616
By the way, I appreciate that
you would want to smash this.

529
00:24:42,717 --> 00:24:45,886
Oh. Well, I would.
I'd smash it really...

530
00:24:45,987 --> 00:24:48,289
I can see it's your first time
in China.

531
00:24:48,389 --> 00:24:49,824
Yeah. You know what? I'm...

532
00:24:49,924 --> 00:24:51,993
I'm usually not like this.
I'm... I'm so sorry, I got sick.

533
00:24:52,093 --> 00:24:54,795
But I'm... I'm very ready
to go over the terms

534
00:24:54,895 --> 00:24:56,063
of our business proposal.

535
00:24:56,163 --> 00:24:58,065
You know,
there's a saying in Chinese.

536
00:25:03,504 --> 00:25:05,606
It means,
you can tell a lot
about a person

537
00:25:05,706 --> 00:25:06,807
by their family.

538
00:25:06,907 --> 00:25:08,809
Do you have any relatives
in China?

539
00:25:08,909 --> 00:25:10,444
Oh, uh, yeah, well, probably.

540
00:25:10,544 --> 00:25:13,547
Uh, sure, yes.
Definitely, probably.

541
00:25:13,647 --> 00:25:15,182
Um, I... I was adopted, so...

542
00:25:15,282 --> 00:25:18,252
Oh, well, if you do not know
where you come from,

543
00:25:18,352 --> 00:25:19,687
how do you know who you are?

544
00:25:19,787 --> 00:25:21,989
Oh, God. No, no,
I know where I'm from.

545
00:25:22,089 --> 00:25:23,991
Actually, you know, I was
born here, but I am American.

546
00:25:24,091 --> 00:25:26,260
So, you have no contact
with your Chinese family.

547
00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:28,596
That's a shame.

548
00:25:30,998 --> 00:25:33,634
Uh...
What? What'd he say?

549
00:25:33,734 --> 00:25:37,571
Well, she's actually really
close with her birth mother.

550
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:41,842
- Yeah. Like that.
- Oh.

551
00:25:41,942 --> 00:25:43,711
- Really?
- Yeah, yeah.

552
00:25:43,811 --> 00:25:45,046
We're actually meeting up
with her this week.

553
00:25:46,113 --> 00:25:47,415
My mother is celebrating

554
00:25:47,516 --> 00:25:48,783
her 70th birthday this Friday.

555
00:25:48,883 --> 00:25:50,618
-Oh, wow.
-It's gonna be a big event.

556
00:25:50,718 --> 00:25:52,720
Her favorite performer's
gonna be there. DJ Tiesto.

557
00:25:52,820 --> 00:25:55,623
We're gonna have gift bags,
oranges, Teslas,

558
00:25:55,723 --> 00:25:57,526
Bitcoin, that kinda thing.

559
00:25:57,625 --> 00:26:00,361
I would love for you to come.
Bring your mother.

560
00:26:00,461 --> 00:26:02,129
My mother? Um, no... Oh...

561
00:26:02,229 --> 00:26:04,065
Oh, you know what,
uh, we couldn't impose.

562
00:26:04,165 --> 00:26:06,600
-No, no, I insist.
-You insist. He insists.

563
00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:09,070
-Oh, yeah. This one.
-How are we supposed
to do business together

564
00:26:09,170 --> 00:26:10,905
if we do not know
each other's families?

565
00:26:11,005 --> 00:26:12,306
We can't do business
if we don't...

566
00:26:12,406 --> 00:26:14,742
Come to the event,
and we'll close the deal there.

567
00:26:14,842 --> 00:26:17,078
Oh, yeah.

568
00:26:20,314 --> 00:26:21,816
Oh. Finally.

569
00:26:21,916 --> 00:26:23,484
We'll be there.
It's... It's a mom party.

570
00:26:23,584 --> 00:26:25,686
So, it's settled then.

571
00:26:25,786 --> 00:26:28,322
I... Just give me a minute.

572
00:26:29,623 --> 00:26:30,891
Hell yeah,
I'm not okay.

573
00:26:30,991 --> 00:26:32,593
I can't feel my face.

574
00:26:32,693 --> 00:26:34,595
Oh, fuck.

575
00:26:34,695 --> 00:26:36,730
Fuck. That went
so fucking terribly.

576
00:26:36,831 --> 00:26:38,732
Not to me. Uh, I feel closer
to you than ever.

577
00:26:38,833 --> 00:26:40,234
- Oh, my God.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

578
00:26:40,334 --> 00:26:42,203
Uh, no, no, no. I'm good.
I'm good. Deadeye, I'm so...

579
00:26:42,303 --> 00:26:44,738
I'm so sorry again that
I threw up on you. We got...

580
00:26:44,839 --> 00:26:45,906
We better clean you up.

581
00:26:46,006 --> 00:26:47,708
Okay, I... I'll find something.

582
00:26:49,743 --> 00:26:51,278
See, I knew
this was gonna happen

583
00:26:51,378 --> 00:26:52,913
if I brought you on
this business trip, Lolo.

584
00:26:53,013 --> 00:26:54,348
You're always doing
shit like this.

585
00:26:54,448 --> 00:26:55,916
What about a "thank you?"

586
00:26:56,016 --> 00:26:57,952
I mean, you were
sinking in there,
and I saved your ass.

587
00:26:58,052 --> 00:26:59,687
Well, whatever you were doing,
you failed.

588
00:26:59,787 --> 00:27:01,255
This is my job.

589
00:27:01,355 --> 00:27:03,290
Why would you lie and tell
Chao that I knew my birth mom?

590
00:27:03,390 --> 00:27:04,792
-That's insane.
-That is insane.

591
00:27:04,892 --> 00:27:07,394
Are you her echo? Who the fuck
asked for your opinion?

592
00:27:07,495 --> 00:27:08,829
Well, what do you expect
her to do now?

593
00:27:08,929 --> 00:27:10,865
She could go find
her birth mom.

594
00:27:10,965 --> 00:27:11,932
Just like we always said
we would.

595
00:27:12,032 --> 00:27:13,067
That was hypothetical.

596
00:27:13,167 --> 00:27:14,569
We don't even know
where she is.

597
00:27:14,668 --> 00:27:15,836
What, you want me to search
all of China?

598
00:27:15,936 --> 00:27:17,271
Give it to me!

599
00:27:18,839 --> 00:27:20,708
-Great.
-So, the other day,

600
00:27:20,808 --> 00:27:22,676
I may have called
the adoption agency

601
00:27:22,776 --> 00:27:23,911
and pretended to be you.

602
00:27:24,011 --> 00:27:25,813
- What are you talking about?
- Wow!

603
00:27:25,913 --> 00:27:27,481
Apparently,
at the time of adoption

604
00:27:27,582 --> 00:27:28,883
she agreed to be contacted.

605
00:27:28,983 --> 00:27:30,217
She's open to meeting you.

606
00:27:31,218 --> 00:27:33,420
Her address is on there.
She lives in Haiching,

607
00:27:33,522 --> 00:27:34,722
which is super close
to Nai Nai's.

608
00:27:34,822 --> 00:27:36,157
And we'll just stay with them.

609
00:27:36,257 --> 00:27:38,692
Oh, no, no, no.
She can't handle it!

610
00:27:38,792 --> 00:27:40,027
Wait, no. Why not?
I can handle it.

611
00:27:40,127 --> 00:27:42,029
Nai Nai's like,
Chinese-Chinese.

612
00:27:42,129 --> 00:27:44,165
Like, "super long hair
coming out of a mole

613
00:27:44,265 --> 00:27:46,433
"and refuses to pluck it
'cause it's bad luck" Chinese.

614
00:27:46,535 --> 00:27:47,835
"Forces you to overeat,

615
00:27:47,935 --> 00:27:49,470
"and then comments
on your weight later" Chinese.

616
00:27:49,571 --> 00:27:51,672
Like, literally,
"take her bra off,
wipe her under-boob sweat

617
00:27:51,772 --> 00:27:52,873
"in the middle of
a Buddhist temple

618
00:27:52,973 --> 00:27:54,375
"and make you sniff it" Chinese.

619
00:27:54,475 --> 00:27:56,511
"Has a plastic bag full of
other plastic bags" Chinese.

620
00:27:56,611 --> 00:27:58,012
Don't act like
you know my family.

621
00:27:58,112 --> 00:28:00,214
You don't know
what we've been through.
Look at Deadeye!

622
00:28:00,314 --> 00:28:02,149
Look at me! Look at me!

623
00:28:02,249 --> 00:28:04,685
It'll be fine.
We'll take the train and...

624
00:28:04,785 --> 00:28:06,220
And go straight to Haiching

625
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:07,488
and we'll be there
tomorrow afternoon.

626
00:28:07,589 --> 00:28:08,889
And I'm gonna close this deal.

627
00:28:08,989 --> 00:28:11,058
And it'd be really nice
to meet your birth mother.

628
00:28:12,426 --> 00:28:13,827
Okay.

629
00:28:15,196 --> 00:28:16,463
Okay, will you guys
come with me?

630
00:28:16,565 --> 00:28:17,865
Fuck yes, bitch.

631
00:28:17,965 --> 00:28:19,733
-I'm here for you, Audrey.
-Oh, my God, thank you.

632
00:28:19,833 --> 00:28:21,636
- Really?
- I love a grand adventure.

633
00:28:21,735 --> 00:28:23,804
Thank you. Thank you. Okay.

634
00:28:23,904 --> 00:28:25,272
Okay, so were gonna go
to Haiching.

635
00:28:25,372 --> 00:28:26,508
Okay, all right. Yeah,
we're doin' it. We're doin' it.

636
00:28:26,608 --> 00:28:27,576
-Haiching, baby!
-Yes!

637
00:28:29,410 --> 00:28:31,345
Guys, guys, I'm a boy.

638
00:28:41,088 --> 00:28:42,156
Just so you guys know,

639
00:28:42,256 --> 00:28:45,159
I have extra cash
in my money belt.

640
00:28:45,259 --> 00:28:46,727
And also, our passports
are in there too.

641
00:28:46,827 --> 00:28:48,429
- Why are you being paranoid?
- Don't worry.

642
00:28:48,530 --> 00:28:50,831
I've got locks on my bag.
Just put it in here.

643
00:28:50,931 --> 00:28:52,399
-Really?
-Of course.

644
00:28:52,499 --> 00:28:53,801
Okay. Make sure your
bags are zipped at all times.

645
00:28:53,901 --> 00:28:55,302
See? Zip it. Zip it. Zip it.

646
00:28:55,402 --> 00:28:57,438
We're in China.
It's the safest place
in the world.

647
00:28:57,539 --> 00:28:58,906
I heard that if you're short,

648
00:28:59,006 --> 00:29:00,609
you'll get kidnapped to go
live on a gymnastics farm.

649
00:29:00,709 --> 00:29:02,009
That's not a thing.

650
00:29:02,109 --> 00:29:03,511
All I'm saying is
that as foreigners,

651
00:29:03,612 --> 00:29:05,079
we need to be extra vigilant,
okay?

652
00:29:05,179 --> 00:29:06,814
Just keep our heads on
a swivel. And watch what

653
00:29:06,914 --> 00:29:08,516
-we eat and what we drink.
-Ooh, good call.

654
00:29:08,617 --> 00:29:10,518
-Let's get some snacks.
-Nom, nom, nom.

655
00:29:10,619 --> 00:29:12,019
-Squid on a stick.
-Okay.

656
00:29:12,119 --> 00:29:13,655
Just come back here, okay?

657
00:29:13,787 --> 00:29:15,089
- We have eight minutes.
- Okay, guess what?

658
00:29:15,189 --> 00:29:17,559
Remember when I told you
I auditioned for that movie?

659
00:29:17,659 --> 00:29:18,727
<i>Sweet Home Orange County?</i>

660
00:29:18,826 --> 00:29:20,662
-Well, I got the part.
-You what?

661
00:29:20,761 --> 00:29:22,564
I'm gonna be in LA next summer.

662
00:29:22,664 --> 00:29:23,931
Oh, congratulations.

663
00:29:24,031 --> 00:29:25,466
Isn't there a chance
you're gonna be in LA too?

664
00:29:25,567 --> 00:29:26,534
Yeah.

665
00:29:26,635 --> 00:29:28,302
-Hotties in La La Land!
-See,

666
00:29:28,402 --> 00:29:30,404
this is why I have to close
this deal and make partner.

667
00:29:30,505 --> 00:29:31,740
It's gonna be so amazing

668
00:29:31,839 --> 00:29:33,608
to have a friend there.
I mean, you really...

669
00:29:33,708 --> 00:29:34,775
You really know me.

670
00:29:34,875 --> 00:29:36,043
-Yeah, I know.
-You've seen a lot.

671
00:29:36,143 --> 00:29:37,311
I've seen a little too much.

672
00:29:41,982 --> 00:29:44,151
Do you think it's okay that
I haven't told Clarence

673
00:29:44,251 --> 00:29:45,553
everything about
my past and...

674
00:29:45,654 --> 00:29:47,955
Yeah, no, it's totally okay.

675
00:29:48,055 --> 00:29:49,624
I mean, hey, can you...

676
00:29:49,724 --> 00:29:50,924
-Okay.
-...not mention LA to Lolo?

677
00:29:51,025 --> 00:29:52,459
I haven't really told her
about it yet.

678
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:53,927
Is there an issue there?

679
00:29:54,028 --> 00:29:55,530
Yeah, no, I mean,
I'll tell her eventually.

680
00:29:55,630 --> 00:29:58,299
But, uh, you know, she doesn't
have as much going on as I do.

681
00:30:01,001 --> 00:30:01,969
And I,
I just think it might be

682
00:30:02,069 --> 00:30:03,571
great to have some space.

683
00:30:03,672 --> 00:30:05,806
I get it.

684
00:30:06,508 --> 00:30:07,642
It's between you and me.

685
00:30:07,742 --> 00:30:09,511
-Thank you. Zip.
-Zip.

686
00:30:10,444 --> 00:30:11,278
Where do we sit?

687
00:30:11,378 --> 00:30:13,380
Find any car
with open seats.

688
00:30:16,950 --> 00:30:18,485
Those guys look shady.

689
00:30:18,586 --> 00:30:20,387
- Oh, there's room here.
- I'm not really...

690
00:30:20,487 --> 00:30:21,822
We'd have to squeeze.

691
00:30:21,922 --> 00:30:23,857
I hate the smell of oranges.

692
00:30:25,459 --> 00:30:28,228
Oh, hi, um, is anyone else
sitting here with you?

693
00:30:29,764 --> 00:30:32,333
No. Sorry. No.
They're not sitting here.

694
00:30:32,433 --> 00:30:33,635
Oh, amazing. Hey, guys!

695
00:30:33,735 --> 00:30:35,603
Guys, guys, come on.
I found one.

696
00:30:36,805 --> 00:30:39,406
It's so nice
to see an American.

697
00:30:39,507 --> 00:30:40,675
Where are you visiting from?

698
00:30:40,775 --> 00:30:42,943
Oh, um,
I actually live in Beijing.

699
00:30:43,043 --> 00:30:44,612
No way. She lives here.

700
00:30:44,713 --> 00:30:45,846
Yeah.
I moved here, like,

701
00:30:45,946 --> 00:30:46,947
I wanna say, five years ago.
I love it.

702
00:30:47,047 --> 00:30:49,049
Also, looking like me here

703
00:30:49,149 --> 00:30:50,951
-I get so much attention.
-Totally.

704
00:30:51,051 --> 00:30:52,152
Asian people with me,

705
00:30:52,252 --> 00:30:53,822
it's just... They've...
I... I'm Gisele.

706
00:30:53,954 --> 00:30:55,055
Yeah.
So, you like living here?

707
00:30:55,155 --> 00:30:56,857
I love it.
The people are great,

708
00:30:56,957 --> 00:30:58,292
the food's incredible.
And it's safe.

709
00:30:58,392 --> 00:31:01,161
Is it safe?
Because, I... I mean,

710
00:31:01,261 --> 00:31:03,197
I just, I hear there's a lot
of pickpockets here, right?

711
00:31:03,297 --> 00:31:05,933
And Chinese youths
are getting really into drugs.

712
00:31:06,033 --> 00:31:07,334
Fuck yeah, they are.

713
00:31:07,434 --> 00:31:08,902
Chinese kids
are cool as fuck.

714
00:31:09,002 --> 00:31:10,270
They fucking party.

715
00:31:10,371 --> 00:31:11,706
You can get anything
you want here.

716
00:31:11,806 --> 00:31:14,108
I... It's...
It's so unbelievable.

717
00:31:14,208 --> 00:31:15,577
I mean, anything you want.

718
00:31:15,677 --> 00:31:16,977
China White, benzos,
bush, kush.

719
00:31:17,077 --> 00:31:18,680
Uh, just curious,
what do you do for work?

720
00:31:18,780 --> 00:31:19,748
-Hmm?
-Mmm?

721
00:31:19,848 --> 00:31:21,482
Oh, I do import. I do import

722
00:31:21,583 --> 00:31:23,752
-and then I... I also do export.
-That's so cool.

723
00:31:23,852 --> 00:31:25,319
So like, like furniture?

724
00:31:25,419 --> 00:31:26,588
Sure.

725
00:31:26,688 --> 00:31:29,089
I have my period.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

726
00:31:29,189 --> 00:31:31,559
Oh, shit.
I'm bleeding.

727
00:31:32,794 --> 00:31:34,061
Fuck.

728
00:31:34,161 --> 00:31:35,764
-Oh, my God. She's so sweet!
-Are you serious?

729
00:31:35,864 --> 00:31:38,031
-That bitch is so suspicious.
-What are you talking about?

730
00:31:38,132 --> 00:31:40,401
-She's super nice.
-Okay, I know you chose her

731
00:31:40,501 --> 00:31:43,505
because she's American
varsity blue corn-fed bitch,

732
00:31:43,605 --> 00:31:44,773
but, like, no!

733
00:31:44,873 --> 00:31:46,306
No, she's totally sus!
There's something

734
00:31:46,407 --> 00:31:47,975
-wrong with her.
-Yeah, you're not my favorite,

735
00:31:48,075 --> 00:31:49,209
- but I do agree.
- Shit! Fuck!

736
00:31:49,309 --> 00:31:50,477
-Hey, are you...
-Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

737
00:31:50,578 --> 00:31:51,780
Are you okay?

738
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:53,013
Pox is gonna kill me.

739
00:31:53,113 --> 00:31:54,516
- I know it's hot in here.
- Fuck!

740
00:31:54,616 --> 00:31:55,949
-You can't open that window.
-What are you looking at?

741
00:31:56,049 --> 00:31:57,351
There's nothing
to fucking see here.

742
00:31:57,451 --> 00:31:58,986
Don't look at me like that.

743
00:31:59,086 --> 00:32:00,622
What is that?

744
00:32:04,958 --> 00:32:06,460
It's the cops.
They're doing a bag check.

745
00:32:06,561 --> 00:32:08,095
Um, yeah, there's a drug
dealer on the train.

746
00:32:08,195 --> 00:32:10,532
-Oh, fuck!
-Who do we think it is?

747
00:32:10,632 --> 00:32:11,900
The family with the oranges?

748
00:32:11,999 --> 00:32:14,968
Audrey, get a fucking grip!
It's this bitch.

749
00:32:15,068 --> 00:32:16,370
Oh, my God!
You're a drug dealer?

750
00:32:16,470 --> 00:32:18,138
Of course, I am. I was trying
to sell you drugs.

751
00:32:18,238 --> 00:32:19,541
Okay, you need
to get rid of that now.

752
00:32:19,641 --> 00:32:21,041
Get rid of it.

753
00:32:21,141 --> 00:32:22,476
We need to get rid of that.
'Cause if I'm going down,

754
00:32:22,577 --> 00:32:24,244
you little dipshits
are going down with me.

755
00:32:24,344 --> 00:32:25,780
We're American. They're gonna
come after all of us.

756
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,948
If the cops ask, we'll just
say we have nothing to do

757
00:32:28,048 --> 00:32:29,049
with her.

758
00:32:30,417 --> 00:32:32,119
You're drug dealers now,
bitches!

759
00:32:32,219 --> 00:32:33,287
What the fuck?

760
00:32:33,387 --> 00:32:35,122
Okay, that is good shit,
by the way.

761
00:32:35,222 --> 00:32:36,390
Yeah, I only sell the best.

762
00:32:37,958 --> 00:32:39,193
Oh, fuck. Fuck.

763
00:32:39,293 --> 00:32:40,461
- No, no, no.
- Oh, shit.

764
00:32:40,562 --> 00:32:42,095
We can't get caught
with drugs in China.

765
00:32:42,196 --> 00:32:43,798
We'll get deported.
Or jail, probably for life.

766
00:32:43,898 --> 00:32:45,767
Oh, my God, is this what
happened in <i>Brokedown Palace?</i>

767
00:32:45,867 --> 00:32:46,935
That was Thailand!

768
00:32:47,034 --> 00:32:48,035
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna get disbarred.

769
00:32:48,135 --> 00:32:49,704
I am too famous for jail.

770
00:32:49,804 --> 00:32:51,038
You guys need to
calm the fuck down

771
00:32:51,138 --> 00:32:52,172
and you need to fuckin'
listen to me, okay?

772
00:32:52,272 --> 00:32:53,608
Since that window's
not working,

773
00:32:53,708 --> 00:32:55,075
we have two options.
We hide the drugs in our body,

774
00:32:55,175 --> 00:32:56,945
or we do them, okay?
I need your help.

775
00:32:57,044 --> 00:32:58,145
You look like you've done
a lot of drugs.

776
00:32:58,245 --> 00:32:59,313
-That's correct.
-You look like you've

777
00:32:59,413 --> 00:33:00,515
had a lot of things
in your asshole.

778
00:33:00,615 --> 00:33:02,115
Uh, not a lot of things.
Just one thing.

779
00:33:02,216 --> 00:33:03,450
But maybe different varieties
of that one thing,

780
00:33:03,551 --> 00:33:06,253
um, which is dick. I mean,
no, no!

781
00:33:06,353 --> 00:33:07,689
You don't understand.
Cocaine makes me really horny.

782
00:33:07,789 --> 00:33:09,356
-It could get really weird.
-I know you two aren't

783
00:33:09,456 --> 00:33:11,626
drug people and I know
you're super scared right now

784
00:33:11,726 --> 00:33:13,093
but you're gonna
need to decide.

785
00:33:13,193 --> 00:33:14,394
Are you gonna step up
for your fellow countrywoman?

786
00:33:14,495 --> 00:33:16,330
You gonna plug
or you gonna play?

787
00:33:16,430 --> 00:33:17,364
No. Neither.

788
00:33:17,464 --> 00:33:19,734
Is that a condom?

789
00:33:19,834 --> 00:33:22,604
I'm not ready to have sex!

790
00:33:28,275 --> 00:33:30,545
Fuck! Group project!

791
00:33:38,853 --> 00:33:39,921
Deadeye, get in there.

792
00:33:52,534 --> 00:33:54,034
You know what,
I'll handle this, okay?

793
00:33:54,134 --> 00:33:55,637
I got it. I got it, guys.
I got it, got it.

794
00:33:55,737 --> 00:33:57,170
Attention, Chinese policemen.

795
00:33:57,271 --> 00:33:59,106
Oh, shit.
You're about to get lawyered.

796
00:33:59,206 --> 00:34:00,675
Hello. Hi. Hi. Hi.

797
00:34:00,775 --> 00:34:02,276
I know that you think
that we have drugs,

798
00:34:02,376 --> 00:34:05,245
and we do not have drugs.
In fact, I'm a lawyer.

799
00:34:05,345 --> 00:34:08,282
I'm a lawyer. I'm in fact,
a very good lawyer.

800
00:34:08,382 --> 00:34:09,483
And so I just
want you to know that

801
00:34:09,584 --> 00:34:11,886
we are citizens of Amer...
America.

802
00:34:11,986 --> 00:34:13,588
And that is why
I rest my case.

803
00:34:13,688 --> 00:34:15,723
-Bonk! Bonk!
-Mmm.

804
00:34:28,135 --> 00:34:29,704
- Mmm-mmm.
- Okay?

805
00:34:29,804 --> 00:34:32,072
And she took my suitcase.
She took my suitcase.

806
00:34:34,141 --> 00:34:35,108
Hey! This is mine!

807
00:34:36,476 --> 00:34:37,545
Are you kidding? This is mine.

808
00:34:37,645 --> 00:34:39,948
I've never done
drugs in my life.

809
00:34:46,153 --> 00:34:47,321
Okay, okay. We're good,

810
00:34:47,421 --> 00:34:48,823
we're good, we're good,
we're good. Okay.

811
00:34:48,923 --> 00:34:50,290
Every... Everybody, calm down.
Calm down. Calm down.

812
00:34:50,390 --> 00:34:51,960
Oh, my God! What the fuck?

813
00:34:52,060 --> 00:34:53,828
That American girl stole
Kat's suitcase.

814
00:34:53,928 --> 00:34:55,495
Our passports are in there.

815
00:34:55,597 --> 00:34:57,331
Well, the bright side is,
we just got
kicked off the train.

816
00:34:57,431 --> 00:34:59,366
We're not hanging by our
nipples in a meat freezer.

817
00:34:59,466 --> 00:35:01,134
No, no, no, no. If we do not
have our passports,

818
00:35:01,234 --> 00:35:02,971
then we can't go home.
And if we can't go home,

819
00:35:03,071 --> 00:35:04,939
then we can't go to our jobs.
And if we don't have jobs,

820
00:35:05,039 --> 00:35:06,507
we can't get more money
to get more coke.

821
00:35:06,608 --> 00:35:09,010
I want more coke. Oh, my God.
Is anyone else itchy?

822
00:35:09,109 --> 00:35:10,410
I'm sorry. I'm just,
I'm fucking itchy.

823
00:35:10,511 --> 00:35:12,179
Fuck. Fuck.
Kat, honey, you good?

824
00:35:12,279 --> 00:35:13,615
-Are they coming out?
-Yeah, but only seven.

825
00:35:13,715 --> 00:35:15,917
-And I think I put in eight.
-If you get a clean one

826
00:35:16,017 --> 00:35:17,250
could you just, um,
keep me posted?

827
00:35:17,351 --> 00:35:19,419
I hate you so much right now!

828
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:21,556
Just push. Pull.
I mean, twist it.

829
00:35:21,656 --> 00:35:23,524
It's not a Bop It,
it's my asshole!

830
00:35:23,625 --> 00:35:25,292
Okay, just stick
your hand up there

831
00:35:25,392 --> 00:35:28,062
like a claw machine tryin'
to get the stuffed bear.

832
00:35:28,161 --> 00:35:30,197
-Okay.
-Deeper!

833
00:35:30,297 --> 00:35:31,699
- Okay.
- Higher!

834
00:35:31,799 --> 00:35:33,333
-Okay!
-Get that bear!

835
00:35:33,433 --> 00:35:35,069
I'm getting the bear!

836
00:35:35,168 --> 00:35:36,804
How are you so normal?

837
00:35:36,904 --> 00:35:38,940
You did, like, twice as much
stuff as the rest of us.

838
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,676
I think all the coke and molly
just balanced out my system.

839
00:35:41,776 --> 00:35:43,143
I just feel good.

840
00:35:43,243 --> 00:35:44,344
Like, "just watched a child

841
00:35:44,444 --> 00:35:45,980
"fall through
a manhole cover" good.

842
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:48,382
You deserve it,
little shit.

843
00:35:48,482 --> 00:35:50,685
You're a beautiful
silk kimono.

844
00:35:53,487 --> 00:35:55,288
Is this a hot dog on a stick?

845
00:35:55,389 --> 00:35:57,091
You know what?
Maybe I just miscounted.

846
00:35:57,190 --> 00:35:58,392
It's probably seven.

847
00:36:08,736 --> 00:36:12,272
Deadeye! If you find coke,
come back!

848
00:36:12,372 --> 00:36:14,441
Guys, how have
we walked for hours

849
00:36:14,542 --> 00:36:16,110
and haven't seen one car?

850
00:36:16,209 --> 00:36:18,579
It's all good.
I DM'd Baron Davis.

851
00:36:19,580 --> 00:36:23,618
Fuck. The next town
is 27 kilometers away.

852
00:36:23,718 --> 00:36:25,653
My basketball boo
is on his way, okay?

853
00:36:25,753 --> 00:36:27,387
Oh. Although, at this point,

854
00:36:27,487 --> 00:36:29,256
I don't even wanna be
rescued, okay?

855
00:36:29,356 --> 00:36:30,992
I cannot be seen in public

856
00:36:31,092 --> 00:36:32,160
looking like this.

857
00:36:32,259 --> 00:36:33,360
Yeah, you look like
Hello Kitty

858
00:36:33,460 --> 00:36:34,996
just got skull-fucked
by Grobie.

859
00:36:35,096 --> 00:36:38,766
Oh, my God,
you're so funny!

860
00:36:38,866 --> 00:36:40,034
Fuck you!

861
00:36:40,134 --> 00:36:42,003
This is all your fault.

862
00:36:42,103 --> 00:36:43,504
How is it my fault?

863
00:36:43,604 --> 00:36:45,673
I'm not the one who
chose the train cabin

864
00:36:45,773 --> 00:36:47,575
with the one
obvious drug dealer

865
00:36:47,675 --> 00:36:50,645
just 'cause I'm a wee bit
racist against my own people.

866
00:36:50,745 --> 00:36:53,181
-I'm not racist.
-Hey, "not racist."

867
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,481
But you don't like boba

868
00:36:54,582 --> 00:36:56,316
and you've never fucked
an Asian guy, so...

869
00:36:56,416 --> 00:36:58,619
-Damn. Still?
-No, no. Remember that

870
00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:01,155
foreign exchange student
from Kazakhstan?

871
00:37:01,288 --> 00:37:02,790
B... Bizi... Bizip? Uh, Bazid?

872
00:37:02,890 --> 00:37:04,792
-David?
-David. David.

873
00:37:04,892 --> 00:37:05,960
Is Kazakhstan even in Asia?

874
00:37:06,060 --> 00:37:07,294
They look kind of
Asian sometimes.

875
00:37:07,394 --> 00:37:09,496
- Oh, my God!
- Okay. Racist.

876
00:37:09,597 --> 00:37:11,933
When I masturbate, I sometimes
fantasize about Splinter.

877
00:37:12,033 --> 00:37:13,101
-He's Asian.
-He's a rat.

878
00:37:13,201 --> 00:37:14,736
He's a good father.

879
00:37:14,836 --> 00:37:17,739
Fine. Fine. I'm sorry, okay?
It's my fault.

880
00:37:19,140 --> 00:37:20,208
Oh, my God.

881
00:37:20,307 --> 00:37:21,843
We're in the middle
of nowhere.

882
00:37:22,910 --> 00:37:23,945
My phone is dead.

883
00:37:24,045 --> 00:37:25,479
We don't have
any food or water.

884
00:37:25,580 --> 00:37:27,715
God. I should have
never come to China.

885
00:37:27,815 --> 00:37:29,249
Wait, there's someone
on the road.

886
00:37:29,349 --> 00:37:31,152
No, there isn't.
You're probably hallucinating.

887
00:37:31,251 --> 00:37:33,187
Okay, maybe because
I also see a giraffe

888
00:37:33,286 --> 00:37:34,387
peeling off his spots

889
00:37:34,488 --> 00:37:35,857
and throwing them
like a frisbee.

890
00:37:35,957 --> 00:37:36,924
Oh, shit!

891
00:37:37,024 --> 00:37:38,391
Jeez.

892
00:37:38,492 --> 00:37:39,927
Okay, but that's a bus, right?

893
00:37:50,838 --> 00:37:51,639
Baron.

894
00:37:51,739 --> 00:37:53,440
I knew you would come for me.

895
00:37:53,541 --> 00:37:54,976
<i>Ni hao,</i> Lolo.

896
00:37:55,676 --> 00:37:57,512
I heard y'all needed a ride.

897
00:38:09,289 --> 00:38:11,225
Okay, so the team is going
to give us a ride to Haiching

898
00:38:11,324 --> 00:38:12,392
first thing in the morning.

899
00:38:12,492 --> 00:38:14,294
- And then we can...
- Ooh, ooh.

900
00:38:14,394 --> 00:38:15,797
Oh.

901
00:38:25,405 --> 00:38:27,875
Audrey, are you eye-fucking
an Asian guy?

902
00:38:27,975 --> 00:38:30,278
No. No, no. Don't. No. Lolo,
don't get us in trouble.

903
00:38:30,377 --> 00:38:31,546
We're just, you know, just,

904
00:38:31,646 --> 00:38:33,247
they're our ride,
so let's just be cool.

905
00:38:33,346 --> 00:38:35,917
-Let's be cool.
-I'm cool. I'm very cool.

906
00:38:36,017 --> 00:38:38,686
I'm gonna <i>Jaws</i> the fuck
outta Baron Davis tonight.

907
00:38:39,287 --> 00:38:40,387
Aah. Aah.

908
00:38:40,487 --> 00:38:42,089
-Your mouth is so big.
-Oh, my God.

909
00:38:42,190 --> 00:38:44,926
I know. But, look,
without teeth, not as big.

910
00:38:45,993 --> 00:38:47,494
-Why is mine so tiny?
-I'm all underbite.

911
00:38:47,595 --> 00:38:49,597
Okay. Can everyone
just close our mouths?

912
00:38:49,697 --> 00:38:52,499
Let's just be adults, right?

913
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:56,436
Okay, they're just
some normal, attractive men.

914
00:38:56,537 --> 00:38:59,874
It's nothing to lose your
minds over. It's...

915
00:39:04,011 --> 00:39:05,546
-You okay?
-Oh, my God.

916
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:08,348
It was eight coke bags.

917
00:39:08,448 --> 00:39:11,118
It was eight. I just
felt it burst.

918
00:39:14,689 --> 00:39:16,958
Your mouth is
pretty fuckin' big too.

919
00:39:17,058 --> 00:39:19,293
Are you horny? Finger me twice
if you're horny.

920
00:39:19,392 --> 00:39:21,262
Kat?

921
00:39:21,361 --> 00:39:24,031
Oh, shit.
What's up, <i>chica?</i>

922
00:39:24,131 --> 00:39:26,433
Fancy seeing you here.

923
00:39:26,534 --> 00:39:28,870
-I have no idea who you are.
-Wait. Todd?

924
00:39:28,970 --> 00:39:31,505
-What are you doing in China?
-Hey, China!

925
00:39:31,606 --> 00:39:33,274
Oh, man, you know...

926
00:39:33,373 --> 00:39:35,509
I'm just out here
hoopin' professionally.

927
00:39:35,610 --> 00:39:36,911
Why is Kat pretending
like she doesn't know me?

928
00:39:37,011 --> 00:39:38,679
Uh, my name's not Kat.

929
00:39:38,779 --> 00:39:40,114
Yeah, no, that's not Kat.

930
00:39:40,214 --> 00:39:43,284
That's... Hermione.

931
00:39:43,383 --> 00:39:45,786
I'm Ron. This is Harry.

932
00:39:46,386 --> 00:39:47,355
-Hagrid.
-This...

933
00:39:47,454 --> 00:39:48,856
Okay.

934
00:39:48,956 --> 00:39:50,258
Just one sec.

935
00:39:50,358 --> 00:39:52,193
Okay. Yeah.

936
00:39:52,293 --> 00:39:55,462
Hey, not Kat. Um, mmm.

937
00:39:55,563 --> 00:39:57,531
You know, sometimes I just
find myself

938
00:39:57,632 --> 00:39:59,700
thinkin' back to this time
when me and someone who looks

939
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:02,270
so much like you rode out
to the Grand Canyon

940
00:40:02,370 --> 00:40:05,405
in my Ford F-150
pick-up truck. And then...

941
00:40:05,506 --> 00:40:06,874
You used to bang this dude?

942
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:08,776
Yeah.

943
00:40:08,876 --> 00:40:10,845
-No. I'm actually engaged now.
-Whoa. Okay.

944
00:40:10,945 --> 00:40:12,412
-So I have a...
-Okay. Yeah. No, that's cool.

945
00:40:12,513 --> 00:40:13,681
- I see that.
- ...fiance.

946
00:40:13,781 --> 00:40:16,017
Yep. That's okay.
Great. Thank you. Wow.

947
00:40:16,117 --> 00:40:19,253
I'm happy for you, Huang.
That's awesome.

948
00:40:19,353 --> 00:40:21,622
Oh, man. Hey.

949
00:40:21,722 --> 00:40:23,124
I'm happy you're puttin' that

950
00:40:23,224 --> 00:40:25,793
big ol' mouth of yours to
good use, huh?

951
00:40:25,893 --> 00:40:27,427
Good seeing you.

952
00:40:27,528 --> 00:40:29,130
- Oh, my God.
- You all have a good night.

953
00:40:29,230 --> 00:40:30,364
-Good seeing ya.
-Yeah, you too.

954
00:40:30,463 --> 00:40:32,432
- Yeah.
- Okay.

955
00:40:33,067 --> 00:40:34,635
Hoo-hoo-hoo.

956
00:40:34,735 --> 00:40:36,037
So we know what's
happening tonight.

957
00:40:36,137 --> 00:40:40,074
No, no. I'm not hooking up
with Todd, okay? Okay?

958
00:40:40,174 --> 00:40:42,009
I am not horny at all.

959
00:40:42,109 --> 00:40:46,681
The coke that literally just
exploded inside my butthole

960
00:40:46,781 --> 00:40:49,417
has no effect
on me whatsoever.

961
00:40:49,517 --> 00:40:51,285
Um, I am gonna go now.

962
00:40:51,385 --> 00:40:54,422
Have fun DJing
in between your legs tonight.

963
00:40:55,856 --> 00:40:57,490
Oh, shit.
Baron just texted me.

964
00:40:57,591 --> 00:40:58,726
Okay. Promise me

965
00:40:58,826 --> 00:41:00,294
-you'll have some fun tonight.
-Okay.

966
00:41:00,394 --> 00:41:02,396
All right, hit the bar.
Let loose, okay?

967
00:41:02,495 --> 00:41:03,698
Okay. Great.

968
00:41:03,798 --> 00:41:05,433
Linsanity!

969
00:41:05,533 --> 00:41:07,234
Lin... Oh, Lin-Manuel Miranda?

970
00:41:09,503 --> 00:41:11,038
So much to learn.

971
00:41:11,138 --> 00:41:13,040
Finally, those two
fuckin' losers are gone.

972
00:41:13,774 --> 00:41:15,843
Now it's just two cool cats.

973
00:41:15,943 --> 00:41:17,979
Dynamic duo.
Thelma and Louise.

974
00:41:18,079 --> 00:41:20,414
-We hangin' or what?
-I actually have a lot of...

975
00:41:20,514 --> 00:41:21,716
I gotta do some work.

976
00:41:21,816 --> 00:41:23,951
Yeah. Study buddies.
MVP of group projects.

977
00:41:24,051 --> 00:41:25,586
I actually really need
some alone time.

978
00:41:26,253 --> 00:41:27,722
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

979
00:41:28,189 --> 00:41:29,489
Um...

980
00:41:29,590 --> 00:41:31,892
No, but you should...
You should have some fun.

981
00:41:31,993 --> 00:41:33,294
-Yeah.
-They seem really nice.

982
00:41:33,394 --> 00:41:34,695
You should go...
Oh, my God. Wait, look.

983
00:41:34,795 --> 00:41:37,131
He has a BTS shirt on.
You should go talk to him.

984
00:41:37,231 --> 00:41:38,232
-Really?
-Yeah.

985
00:41:38,332 --> 00:41:39,333
No.

986
00:41:39,433 --> 00:41:41,268
I... Okay.

987
00:41:41,369 --> 00:41:44,171
Okay. I'll see you tomorrow,
okay? Get some sleep.

988
00:41:44,271 --> 00:41:45,272
Okay. See you.

989
00:42:09,063 --> 00:42:12,199
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I don't speak Chinese.

990
00:42:12,299 --> 00:42:14,235
-Hi.
-Hi.

991
00:42:14,335 --> 00:42:15,836
I'm Kenny. Uh, this is Arvind.

992
00:42:15,936 --> 00:42:17,872
I think he wanted
to buy you a drink.

993
00:42:17,972 --> 00:42:19,974
- But he only speaks Chinese.
- Oh.

994
00:42:20,074 --> 00:42:23,978
And Hindi, which I'm assuming
you don't speak.

995
00:42:24,078 --> 00:42:26,747
Oh, no.
I don't. Sorry, I'm...

996
00:42:26,847 --> 00:42:30,217
I'm just a garbage American
who only speaks English.

997
00:42:30,317 --> 00:42:31,986
And a little Gollum.

998
00:42:32,086 --> 00:42:35,456
"My precious!"

999
00:42:35,589 --> 00:42:37,725
"They are filthy Hobbitses!"

1000
00:42:38,793 --> 00:42:41,062
-Do you guys have that here?
-Uh, yeah, we have.

1001
00:42:41,162 --> 00:42:43,230
It's all over the world.

1002
00:42:43,330 --> 00:42:45,032
-Right.
-Yeah. Um...

1003
00:43:00,581 --> 00:43:02,283
Shit.

1004
00:43:03,617 --> 00:43:04,852
Hey.

1005
00:43:05,953 --> 00:43:07,556
Hello.

1006
00:43:07,655 --> 00:43:09,256
It's hot in here, huh?

1007
00:43:09,356 --> 00:43:10,357
The AC broken or somethin'?

1008
00:43:10,458 --> 00:43:11,826
Oh, my God.

1009
00:43:11,926 --> 00:43:14,128
Whoa.

1010
00:43:16,997 --> 00:43:18,032
Lolo.

1011
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,302
-Baron.
-What's up?

1012
00:43:21,402 --> 00:43:24,071
One more round of Yobo, please.

1013
00:43:24,171 --> 00:43:27,775
And I know China is supposed
to be my homeland but...

1014
00:43:28,776 --> 00:43:30,311
I don't know.
Ever since I got here,

1015
00:43:30,411 --> 00:43:31,879
I just, I feel like I'm doing
everything wrong.

1016
00:43:31,979 --> 00:43:34,615
Firstly, there is no way
to do Chinese wrong.

1017
00:43:34,715 --> 00:43:36,283
- Right.
- But secondly,

1018
00:43:36,383 --> 00:43:38,252
what's the one thing
you've been saying the most?

1019
00:43:38,352 --> 00:43:40,589
-I don't know.
-"I."

1020
00:43:40,688 --> 00:43:43,357
You've been saying,
"I can't eat the food."

1021
00:43:43,457 --> 00:43:45,059
"I am doing everything wrong."

1022
00:43:45,159 --> 00:43:47,761
It's not about that.
The thing is, in China,

1023
00:43:47,862 --> 00:43:50,331
the collective is much bigger
than the individual,

1024
00:43:50,431 --> 00:43:52,399
all right?
It's like me and Arvind.

1025
00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:53,568
We're not from here.

1026
00:43:53,667 --> 00:43:55,604
But now we call this
our home. Right?

1027
00:43:55,703 --> 00:43:58,005
See? He teaches me some Hindi,

1028
00:43:58,105 --> 00:43:59,473
I taught him
how to fuck spiders.

1029
00:43:59,574 --> 00:44:00,609
What?

1030
00:44:00,708 --> 00:44:01,942
-It's an Australian thing.
-Huh?

1031
00:44:02,042 --> 00:44:03,777
But you just gotta
give it some time

1032
00:44:03,878 --> 00:44:05,412
and find your people.

1033
00:44:05,514 --> 00:44:08,082
That was really insightful.

1034
00:44:11,685 --> 00:44:12,853
Wait.

1035
00:44:12,953 --> 00:44:14,355
You and this Clarence dude
have been dating

1036
00:44:14,455 --> 00:44:15,689
for over three years

1037
00:44:15,789 --> 00:44:17,825
and never had sex?

1038
00:44:19,894 --> 00:44:21,762
Kat Huang I knew in college
couldn't last three days.

1039
00:44:21,862 --> 00:44:23,964
That is all in the past.

1040
00:44:24,765 --> 00:44:26,767
I am different now.

1041
00:44:26,867 --> 00:44:29,670
Katherine Huang has got
her shit together.

1042
00:44:29,770 --> 00:44:31,105
I get it.

1043
00:44:31,205 --> 00:44:33,841
I was bangin' so many random
girls after every game.

1044
00:44:33,941 --> 00:44:36,578
So many.

1045
00:44:36,677 --> 00:44:37,745
And I just thought to myself,

1046
00:44:37,845 --> 00:44:38,879
"Man, you gotta cut
this shit out."

1047
00:44:38,979 --> 00:44:40,881
Like...

1048
00:44:40,981 --> 00:44:42,249
...I gotta get serious

1049
00:44:42,349 --> 00:44:43,717
if I'm ever gonna find
a real one, you know?

1050
00:44:43,817 --> 00:44:46,253
Kinda like what you
and Clarice have.

1051
00:44:46,353 --> 00:44:48,789
His name is actually,
uh, Clarence but...

1052
00:44:48,889 --> 00:44:50,724
Oh! Ow!

1053
00:44:50,824 --> 00:44:52,126
-Fuck!
-Are you okay?

1054
00:44:52,226 --> 00:44:53,761
Uh, no, no, no, no, I'm fine.

1055
00:44:53,861 --> 00:44:56,030
I probably just, uh...
Uh, just pulled something.

1056
00:44:56,130 --> 00:44:57,599
Let's get you off. Come on.
Hop up. Hop up.

1057
00:44:58,832 --> 00:45:00,134
Breathe. Breathe.
Come on. Up, up.

1058
00:45:00,234 --> 00:45:01,869
Yeah. Okay.
You're doin' great.

1059
00:45:01,969 --> 00:45:04,405
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh. Okay.

1060
00:45:04,506 --> 00:45:05,806
Okay.

1061
00:45:05,906 --> 00:45:07,441
I actually have something
that might help.

1062
00:45:07,542 --> 00:45:08,976
Okay.

1063
00:45:10,244 --> 00:45:11,378
Okay.

1064
00:45:11,478 --> 00:45:12,446
May I?

1065
00:45:13,314 --> 00:45:14,315
Uh...

1066
00:45:18,752 --> 00:45:20,321
Yeah.

1067
00:45:20,421 --> 00:45:21,989
This is what
I've been working on.

1068
00:45:22,089 --> 00:45:23,757
You're such a great artist.

1069
00:45:23,857 --> 00:45:25,125
How do you come up
with this stuff?

1070
00:45:25,226 --> 00:45:27,596
I just want people
to be more body positive.

1071
00:45:27,696 --> 00:45:29,496
You know, sex isn't shameful.

1072
00:45:29,598 --> 00:45:31,832
It's beautiful.
Like, the noises?

1073
00:45:31,932 --> 00:45:33,334
- Yeah.
- Come on.

1074
00:45:45,346 --> 00:45:47,682
-I'm into that shit too.
-Look, at first,

1075
00:45:47,781 --> 00:45:50,884
I know my art seems like
it's for shock value.

1076
00:45:50,985 --> 00:45:52,286
-But...
-Mmm-hmm.

1077
00:45:52,386 --> 00:45:54,288
...I'm just tryin' to get
the conversation going.

1078
00:45:58,859 --> 00:46:00,361
He says he really likes you.

1079
00:46:00,461 --> 00:46:01,929
Well, I like him too.

1080
00:46:02,463 --> 00:46:03,665
I like both of you.

1081
00:46:03,764 --> 00:46:05,266
God, I wish there were
more of you guys

1082
00:46:05,366 --> 00:46:06,433
when I was growing up.

1083
00:46:06,534 --> 00:46:09,136
Maybe I would've had
an Asian boyfriend by now.

1084
00:46:09,236 --> 00:46:10,771
Or two.

1085
00:46:20,515 --> 00:46:22,149
God, that's so hot.

1086
00:46:22,249 --> 00:46:24,885
He said he wants to
make you scream.

1087
00:46:26,854 --> 00:46:28,289
Will you tell him I love that

1088
00:46:29,557 --> 00:46:31,992
but maybe it'd be better
if his friend joined in.

1089
00:46:35,563 --> 00:46:37,565
Tongue. Lips.

1090
00:46:37,666 --> 00:46:39,233
Tongue. Faster.

1091
00:46:39,333 --> 00:46:41,235
Breathe with me.

1092
00:46:43,705 --> 00:46:44,773
You feelin' that?

1093
00:46:44,872 --> 00:46:46,508
Ah!

1094
00:46:47,241 --> 00:46:48,242
Let it in.

1095
00:46:57,117 --> 00:46:58,485
Do you like hair pulling?

1096
00:46:58,586 --> 00:46:59,820
I love it.

1097
00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:01,088
Yeah, you like that?

1098
00:47:01,188 --> 00:47:02,256
No!

1099
00:47:02,356 --> 00:47:04,726
-Now give me the basketball.
-What?

1100
00:47:04,825 --> 00:47:06,360
Just give it to me!

1101
00:47:22,644 --> 00:47:23,844
<i>Audrey,</i>
<i>I just heard you haven't</i>

1102
00:47:23,944 --> 00:47:25,245
<i>closed the ChinaWave deal.</i>

1103
00:47:25,346 --> 00:47:26,880
Shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit.

1104
00:47:26,980 --> 00:47:28,982
- Hi, Frank.
- Who the fuck is Frank?

1105
00:47:29,083 --> 00:47:31,018
Yeah, no,
it's as good as done.

1106
00:47:31,118 --> 00:47:32,620
Um, I just need until Friday
to make it official.

1107
00:47:32,721 --> 00:47:35,089
<i>Okay, we're not payin' you</i>
<i>to be on vacation out there.</i>

1108
00:47:35,189 --> 00:47:38,125
Don't worry. I'm very...
Very close.

1109
00:47:38,225 --> 00:47:40,060
<i>Hell yeah, you are.</i>
<i>You're about to finish,</i>

1110
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:42,262
<i>so just keep grinding.</i>
<i>Bend over backwards</i>

1111
00:47:42,363 --> 00:47:44,098
<i>-if you have to.</i>
<i>-Yeah,</i> okay. Okay.

1112
00:47:56,511 --> 00:47:59,279
-Whoa.
-I want you to feel this too.

1113
00:48:02,483 --> 00:48:03,685
Ah!

1114
00:48:12,259 --> 00:48:14,328
- Sugar, anyone?
- I'll have some.

1115
00:48:15,462 --> 00:48:16,897
One lump or two lumps?

1116
00:48:16,997 --> 00:48:19,166
Two.

1117
00:48:19,266 --> 00:48:21,201
Oop.

1118
00:48:21,301 --> 00:48:22,737
So, how was everyone's night?

1119
00:48:22,837 --> 00:48:24,204
-Restful. I feel rested.
-Mmm-hmm.

1120
00:48:24,304 --> 00:48:25,707
The beds are comfortable here.

1121
00:48:25,807 --> 00:48:28,075
Lolo!
What the fuck happened?

1122
00:48:30,177 --> 00:48:32,946
Jiaying, torn hamstring.

1123
00:48:33,615 --> 00:48:37,017
Arvind, Ken, concussions.

1124
00:48:37,951 --> 00:48:41,054
Todd, shattered
fucking pelvis!

1125
00:48:41,155 --> 00:48:44,324
Hello, kitty Kat.

1126
00:48:44,425 --> 00:48:47,094
You and your girls
destroyed our team.

1127
00:48:47,194 --> 00:48:49,731
Now I have to go
play the game by myself.

1128
00:48:49,831 --> 00:48:51,432
Get y'all ass on the bus.

1129
00:48:54,836 --> 00:48:56,136
Sorry.

1130
00:48:59,139 --> 00:49:02,009
Wait, you were supposed to be
our ride, remember?

1131
00:49:02,109 --> 00:49:03,745
-Oh, shit.
-What are we gonna do?

1132
00:49:03,845 --> 00:49:06,046
You know what?
We've gotten this far.

1133
00:49:06,714 --> 00:49:07,682
We'll figure it out.

1134
00:49:31,138 --> 00:49:32,907
You think
she's gonna fuck him too?

1135
00:49:33,006 --> 00:49:34,241
Oh, yeah.

1136
00:49:42,349 --> 00:49:44,953
It is
so beautiful here.

1137
00:49:45,052 --> 00:49:46,788
I love China.

1138
00:49:46,888 --> 00:49:48,055
Do you hear me?

1139
00:49:48,155 --> 00:49:49,524
<i>Wo ai</i> China.

1140
00:49:49,624 --> 00:49:51,826
Should we tell her that
there's a bug on her jacket?

1141
00:49:51,926 --> 00:49:54,261
Mmm-mmm.

1142
00:50:04,438 --> 00:50:06,106
How old is our driver?

1143
00:50:06,206 --> 00:50:09,409
Twelve, counting
the Chinese way. So 11.

1144
00:50:09,511 --> 00:50:12,246
I don't understand,
but I love it!

1145
00:50:16,250 --> 00:50:17,785
<i>So you're sure</i>
<i>it's okay for us</i>

1146
00:50:17,886 --> 00:50:19,219
<i>to stay at your</i>
<i>grandma's house?</i>

1147
00:50:19,319 --> 00:50:21,923
Of course. But just know
that they're a lot.

1148
00:51:05,365 --> 00:51:06,668
Very good.

1149
00:51:06,768 --> 00:51:08,168
Okay. Wait.

1150
00:51:08,268 --> 00:51:09,236
-What, what's he saying?
-They think

1151
00:51:09,336 --> 00:51:10,805
you're very beautiful.

1152
00:51:10,905 --> 00:51:12,439
And any mother, uh,

1153
00:51:12,540 --> 00:51:14,241
would be lucky
to have you as a daughter.

1154
00:51:16,209 --> 00:51:17,579
Thank... Thank you.

1155
00:51:17,679 --> 00:51:18,880
Uh, <i>Xie... Xiexie.</i>

1156
00:51:18,980 --> 00:51:22,316
Oh, have some
chocolate. This a favorite.

1157
00:51:22,416 --> 00:51:24,919
This is the chocolate of
"Chinese" Chinese people.

1158
00:51:25,019 --> 00:51:26,320
Shit. This means
she likes you.

1159
00:51:26,420 --> 00:51:28,022
If you see Russell Stover,
you're fucked.

1160
00:51:28,121 --> 00:51:30,324
Okay.

1161
00:51:30,424 --> 00:51:34,194
In this house, you are family.

1162
00:51:34,294 --> 00:51:36,831
<i>Ganbei!</i>

1163
00:51:49,544 --> 00:51:50,845
Whoa. Okay.

1164
00:51:57,384 --> 00:51:58,653
So, is this a Chinese card game?

1165
00:51:58,753 --> 00:52:00,521
No, I just made it up
to win their money.

1166
00:52:00,622 --> 00:52:02,222
I tell them
it's an American game.

1167
00:52:04,759 --> 00:52:05,760
Ah?

1168
00:52:07,829 --> 00:52:09,564
Hey, Deadeye.

1169
00:52:09,664 --> 00:52:11,198
Why you so grumpy?

1170
00:52:11,298 --> 00:52:13,534
You should smile more.

1171
00:52:14,167 --> 00:52:16,336
-Like Audrey.
-Oh.

1172
00:52:23,578 --> 00:52:25,880
It's nice that you have
such a big family.

1173
00:52:25,980 --> 00:52:27,649
I'm not really like my family.

1174
00:52:27,749 --> 00:52:29,817
Well, you and me, both.

1175
00:52:29,917 --> 00:52:31,418
Really?

1176
00:52:31,519 --> 00:52:34,022
I feel like you and your
parents are kinda the same.

1177
00:52:34,122 --> 00:52:35,590
I mean, you're basically white.
No offense.

1178
00:52:35,690 --> 00:52:39,727
I'm Chinese, I'm not white.

1179
00:52:39,827 --> 00:52:43,097
I'm sorry.
I say so many stupid things.

1180
00:52:43,196 --> 00:52:44,264
That's why my family thinks

1181
00:52:44,364 --> 00:52:46,233
I'm socially awkward
and too weird.

1182
00:52:46,333 --> 00:52:47,568
You think I am too.

1183
00:52:49,537 --> 00:52:51,338
-No, I don't.
-I heard you in the airport.

1184
00:52:51,438 --> 00:52:52,707
No, I, I didn't mean that. It...

1185
00:52:52,807 --> 00:52:53,808
It... It's okay.

1186
00:52:55,143 --> 00:52:56,443
I'm used to it.

1187
00:53:02,215 --> 00:53:03,551
You know why I like K-pop?

1188
00:53:03,651 --> 00:53:04,719
No. Why?

1189
00:53:05,953 --> 00:53:07,320
Because it likes me back.

1190
00:53:07,421 --> 00:53:09,456
Yeah, it's not
just awesome songs,

1191
00:53:09,557 --> 00:53:12,894
it's about what we created
because we love the music.

1192
00:53:12,994 --> 00:53:14,227
It's about us.

1193
00:53:14,327 --> 00:53:15,530
I've never thought
about it that way.

1194
00:53:15,630 --> 00:53:18,432
-The... The community.
-But it's not real.

1195
00:53:18,533 --> 00:53:20,068
I haven't met any of them.

1196
00:53:20,168 --> 00:53:23,403
I just talk to them online.
I don't have any real friends.

1197
00:53:23,504 --> 00:53:26,140
-Well, we're friends.
-Really?

1198
00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:28,509
'Cause we're gonna be home
in a couple of days.

1199
00:53:28,609 --> 00:53:30,477
Do you actually think
we're gonna hang out?

1200
00:53:30,578 --> 00:53:32,814
-Yeah, we could. Of course.
-I don't know.

1201
00:53:32,914 --> 00:53:35,215
Everyone likes you. You're cool.

1202
00:53:35,315 --> 00:53:37,284
Your hair smells
like a cookie.

1203
00:53:38,653 --> 00:53:40,220
Your life is perfect.

1204
00:53:41,055 --> 00:53:42,255
Well, it's not.

1205
00:53:43,725 --> 00:53:45,860
But sometimes
even I feel like...

1206
00:53:46,928 --> 00:53:49,831
You... You know,
I don't really belong either.

1207
00:53:50,832 --> 00:53:51,933
You know?

1208
00:53:58,371 --> 00:54:01,441
So, so what kind of music
do you like to listen to?

1209
00:54:01,542 --> 00:54:03,443
I mean, I love Mumford & Sons.

1210
00:54:04,145 --> 00:54:06,313
Uh, The National.

1211
00:54:06,413 --> 00:54:08,315
-Maroon Five. The best.
-Yes.

1212
00:54:08,415 --> 00:54:10,450
-T Swift is my...
-Uh-huh.

1213
00:54:12,252 --> 00:54:13,386
I've really been
liking Cardi B.

1214
00:54:13,487 --> 00:54:15,523
-I love Cardi B.
-Oh, cool.

1215
00:54:15,623 --> 00:54:19,026
Yeah. You know, K-pop owes
so much to hip-hop.

1216
00:54:21,863 --> 00:54:23,064
Suck it, Bao Bao!

1217
00:54:23,164 --> 00:54:25,465
Bao Bao!

1218
00:54:33,641 --> 00:54:35,810
-You in that thing yet?
-Almost.

1219
00:54:35,910 --> 00:54:37,712
It's nice of Nai Nai
to let me borrow this.

1220
00:54:37,812 --> 00:54:39,714
Yeah. You're lucky
she likes you.

1221
00:54:39,814 --> 00:54:42,617
-She doesn't like anyone.
-Well, I like her, too.

1222
00:54:42,717 --> 00:54:44,351
I like your whole family, Lo.

1223
00:54:44,451 --> 00:54:46,486
It's funny, all night
I kept thinking about

1224
00:54:46,587 --> 00:54:48,523
what it'd be like
if I'd grown up here.

1225
00:54:48,623 --> 00:54:50,191
-Mmm.
-I'd be like everyone else,

1226
00:54:50,323 --> 00:54:51,626
you know?

1227
00:54:51,726 --> 00:54:54,228
People wouldn't stare at me
at the grocery store.

1228
00:54:54,327 --> 00:54:56,463
Or ask my parents
where they got me from.

1229
00:54:58,666 --> 00:55:02,770
I wouldn't always
just be the Asian girl.

1230
00:55:02,870 --> 00:55:06,406
You know, I could,
I could be the smart girl.

1231
00:55:06,507 --> 00:55:09,844
Or... or the nice, funny girl.

1232
00:55:09,944 --> 00:55:12,580
I wonder if I'd still feel
like I had to be perfect

1233
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:14,682
all the time just to belong.

1234
00:55:14,782 --> 00:55:17,285
I don't know. Maybe my whole
life would be different.

1235
00:55:17,384 --> 00:55:19,086
I don't think it'd be
that much different.

1236
00:55:22,723 --> 00:55:24,091
Wow, bitch.

1237
00:55:24,192 --> 00:55:25,927
It's nice, right?

1238
00:55:26,027 --> 00:55:27,929
China looks good on you.

1239
00:55:28,029 --> 00:55:29,564
I kind of love it.

1240
00:55:30,430 --> 00:55:32,399
-Hey, thanks.
-For what?

1241
00:55:32,499 --> 00:55:35,036
I'm so grateful that
you pushed me to do this.

1242
00:55:36,838 --> 00:55:39,040
I don't think I could have
done it without you.

1243
00:55:39,140 --> 00:55:40,741
I got you.

1244
00:55:42,342 --> 00:55:45,313
Ooh. Wow!

1245
00:55:45,412 --> 00:55:49,717
You look gorgeous.

1246
00:55:49,817 --> 00:55:52,352
You know,
I wore that dress the night

1247
00:55:52,452 --> 00:55:57,024
I was deflowered
by the love of my life.

1248
00:55:57,124 --> 00:55:59,093
-Aw. Grandpa?
-No.

1249
00:55:59,193 --> 00:56:00,427
Oh.

1250
00:56:10,037 --> 00:56:11,038
That's it.

1251
00:56:14,075 --> 00:56:15,408
You ready?

1252
00:56:17,111 --> 00:56:18,112
Okay.

1253
00:56:19,113 --> 00:56:20,114
Hey!

1254
00:56:30,591 --> 00:56:32,593
Oh. Hi. My, my name is Audrey.

1255
00:56:32,693 --> 00:56:34,562
I'm... I'm looking
for my mother.

1256
00:56:35,563 --> 00:56:37,430
You brought the picture?

1257
00:56:37,531 --> 00:56:39,267
Yeah, I just...

1258
00:56:39,367 --> 00:56:40,968
thought it would be nice
to have in China.

1259
00:56:59,387 --> 00:57:00,354
She knew you.

1260
00:57:03,591 --> 00:57:04,859
Does she know my mother?

1261
00:57:21,409 --> 00:57:22,543
What is she saying?

1262
00:57:22,643 --> 00:57:23,678
Okay, what's, what's going on?

1263
00:57:23,778 --> 00:57:25,513
Does she know where my mom is?

1264
00:57:30,483 --> 00:57:33,020
You, Korea girl.

1265
00:57:34,188 --> 00:57:35,455
Uh...

1266
00:57:37,224 --> 00:57:39,260
Your mom's name is Min Park.

1267
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:40,895
That... That's a mistake.

1268
00:57:40,995 --> 00:57:42,697
I'm... I'm Chinese.

1269
00:57:42,797 --> 00:57:45,266
I... I went to Chinese school
for a year.

1270
00:57:45,366 --> 00:57:47,768
I... I... We... We celebrated
Chinese New Year's. I...

1271
00:57:47,868 --> 00:57:51,072
But Korea's great. I mean,
there's... There's mukbang,

1272
00:57:51,172 --> 00:57:52,472
soju, Hyundai, <i>Gangnam Style,</i>

1273
00:57:52,573 --> 00:57:55,076
half of Hines Ward,
half of Charles Melton,

1274
00:57:55,176 --> 00:57:56,410
all of Randall Park.

1275
00:58:09,390 --> 00:58:11,258
I want my dress back.

1276
00:58:17,497 --> 00:58:18,766
Stop being so racist!

1277
00:58:26,874 --> 00:58:28,309
My whole life has been wrong.

1278
00:58:29,477 --> 00:58:30,778
It hasn't.

1279
00:58:30,878 --> 00:58:33,447
We're only friends because
my parents were, like,

1280
00:58:33,547 --> 00:58:35,416
"Ooh, another little
Chinese girl."

1281
00:58:35,516 --> 00:58:36,784
In everyone's defense,

1282
00:58:36,884 --> 00:58:38,519
we were the only
Asian people in town.

1283
00:58:38,619 --> 00:58:39,987
So we still
would've been friends.

1284
00:58:40,087 --> 00:58:41,822
White people
don't know the difference.

1285
00:58:41,922 --> 00:58:43,491
- My parents are white.
So what
if you're Korean?

1286
00:58:43,591 --> 00:58:44,925
We all end up in the same place.

1287
00:58:45,026 --> 00:58:46,193
Walking around town
with our hands

1288
00:58:46,293 --> 00:58:47,628
behind our back, like this.

1289
00:58:52,733 --> 00:58:54,935
That's enough.
That's enough.

1290
00:58:55,036 --> 00:58:57,304
Fuck this.

1291
00:58:57,405 --> 00:58:58,572
I mean...

1292
00:58:58,672 --> 00:59:01,642
This whole birth mom
journey is bullshit.

1293
00:59:05,646 --> 00:59:06,847
You know what?

1294
00:59:07,848 --> 00:59:09,383
I only wanted to find her

1295
00:59:09,483 --> 00:59:10,684
to close this
fucking business deal.

1296
00:59:10,785 --> 00:59:11,986
I don't actually give a shit

1297
00:59:12,086 --> 00:59:15,623
if I'm a Korean lawyer
or a Chinese lawyer

1298
00:59:15,723 --> 00:59:18,592
or a fucking German lawyer,
because I'm a lawyer.

1299
00:59:18,692 --> 00:59:20,127
And I'm goin' to
finish this job.

1300
00:59:20,227 --> 00:59:21,495
This is all a lot, you know?

1301
00:59:21,595 --> 00:59:22,730
You don't have to
think about work right now.

1302
00:59:22,830 --> 00:59:24,065
This says
she's in Seoul, right?

1303
00:59:24,165 --> 00:59:25,666
- That's what you said earlier?
- Uh, yeah.

1304
00:59:25,766 --> 00:59:28,836
Okay. So, if we go to
Seoul right now,

1305
00:59:28,936 --> 00:59:31,072
I could still find her
and bring her back in time

1306
00:59:31,172 --> 00:59:32,873
-to go to Chao's dinner.
-But there are probably, like,

1307
00:59:32,973 --> 00:59:34,975
ten thousand Min Parks
in Korea.

1308
00:59:35,076 --> 00:59:36,444
Yes, but we have
all of her info right here.

1309
00:59:36,545 --> 00:59:38,045
We can hire
a private investigator

1310
00:59:38,145 --> 00:59:39,780
-to track her down.
-I'm so in.

1311
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:42,416
Thank you. Thank you, Deadeye.
You're an amazing friend.

1312
00:59:42,517 --> 00:59:43,651
Lolo, are you in?

1313
00:59:43,751 --> 00:59:45,019
I mean, this is what
you wanted, right?

1314
00:59:45,119 --> 00:59:46,454
-I'm in. I'm in, yeah.
-Yes. Thank you.

1315
00:59:46,555 --> 00:59:47,788
Thank you. Let's go.

1316
00:59:47,888 --> 00:59:49,457
Passports. Passports.
Where are our passports?

1317
00:59:49,558 --> 00:59:51,592
Oh, they are in my suitcase
that got stolen.

1318
00:59:51,692 --> 00:59:52,960
We don't need fuckin' passports.
Let's go.

1319
00:59:53,060 --> 00:59:54,762
Let's think.
No bad ideas. Let's go.

1320
00:59:54,862 --> 00:59:56,130
We could flash
our titties and just

1321
00:59:56,230 --> 00:59:57,731
-hitchhike the whole way.
-That's a bad idea.

1322
00:59:57,832 --> 00:59:59,333
We could take
a rocket to space

1323
00:59:59,433 --> 01:00:01,368
and then try to land in Korea.
No customs in the atmosphere.

1324
01:00:01,469 --> 01:00:02,603
I feel like that's worse.

1325
01:00:02,703 --> 01:00:04,705
Okay, uh, we become
mail-order brides,

1326
01:00:04,805 --> 01:00:05,973
uh, and then we...
We find a really big envelope

1327
01:00:06,073 --> 01:00:07,341
and then we could just...

1328
01:00:07,441 --> 01:00:08,843
I fuckin' love that spirit,
Deadeye.

1329
01:00:08,943 --> 01:00:10,211
-Just keep thinking.
-We take coke again

1330
01:00:10,311 --> 01:00:12,880
- and we just sprint.
- No more coke!

1331
01:00:12,980 --> 01:00:14,482
Let's go. Let's go. Come on.
Come on, guys.

1332
01:00:14,583 --> 01:00:15,850
-We could swim there.
-Okay.

1333
01:00:15,950 --> 01:00:17,785
Yeah. How, how long can you
hold your breath?

1334
01:00:18,919 --> 01:00:20,221
That's it! That's it!
I can't do it anymore!

1335
01:00:20,321 --> 01:00:21,722
Not long enough. Okay, look.
Ready? Ready? Ready?

1336
01:00:21,822 --> 01:00:22,923
You know who can
bypass airport security?

1337
01:00:23,023 --> 01:00:25,826
-The Obamas.
-Yes. And K-pop stars.

1338
01:00:25,926 --> 01:00:27,828
We are not K-pop stars.

1339
01:00:27,928 --> 01:00:29,130
Not yet, we aren't.

1340
01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:48,282
So, are we sure
this is gonna work?

1341
01:00:48,382 --> 01:00:49,884
BTS Army always comes through.

1342
01:00:49,984 --> 01:00:51,986
@Jinderalla88 said
we should be good to go.

1343
01:00:52,086 --> 01:00:54,121
Just act confident.
We're Brownie Tuesday.

1344
01:00:54,221 --> 01:00:55,089
We're a brand-new group.

1345
01:00:55,189 --> 01:00:56,690
We just did our debut
in Shanghai.

1346
01:00:56,790 --> 01:00:59,594
Our first single has
nine million downloads.

1347
01:00:59,693 --> 01:01:00,794
Everyone remember their names?

1348
01:01:00,895 --> 01:01:01,862
-Sassy.
-Cutie.

1349
01:01:01,962 --> 01:01:03,464
-Lisa.
-Lisa "two".

1350
01:01:03,565 --> 01:01:05,666
-We got this.
-We got this.

1351
01:01:05,766 --> 01:01:07,001
Where are your passports?

1352
01:01:07,101 --> 01:01:09,803
-We're Brownie Tuesday.
-Yeah. We signed with

1353
01:01:09,904 --> 01:01:12,039
Hit Bang Entertainment
last week. That's our jet.

1354
01:01:12,139 --> 01:01:13,741
Where are your
travel documents?

1355
01:01:13,841 --> 01:01:15,876
Do you even know
the name of your booking?

1356
01:01:15,976 --> 01:01:18,179
Yeah. Uh, @Jinderalla88.

1357
01:01:18,279 --> 01:01:19,246
Please leave.

1358
01:01:19,346 --> 01:01:21,448
I thought you said
your friend set this up.

1359
01:01:26,588 --> 01:01:27,788
I knew it.

1360
01:01:29,591 --> 01:01:31,458
They're just online friends.
They're not real friends.

1361
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:32,594
No, no. It's okay.

1362
01:01:32,693 --> 01:01:33,727
We'll figure
something else out.

1363
01:01:33,827 --> 01:01:35,162
No, no.
This always happens to me.

1364
01:01:35,262 --> 01:01:37,331
I make friends,
but they never come through.

1365
01:01:38,899 --> 01:01:41,101
No one wants to be my friend.

1366
01:01:44,838 --> 01:01:45,940
This is all so

1367
01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:47,341
fucking stupid.

1368
01:01:51,445 --> 01:01:52,446
Deadeye, look.

1369
01:01:54,448 --> 01:01:55,449
Deadeye?

1370
01:01:56,383 --> 01:01:57,818
@Jinderalla88?

1371
01:01:57,918 --> 01:02:01,155
Yes, honey. The one and only.

1372
01:02:01,255 --> 01:02:03,324
Okay, slay.

1373
01:02:03,424 --> 01:02:05,459
You'd make V very proud.

1374
01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:07,461
I'm pretending
to be your manager.

1375
01:02:07,562 --> 01:02:09,263
We even brought you fans!

1376
01:02:16,136 --> 01:02:19,974
Give it up for
Brownie Tuesday!

1377
01:02:27,014 --> 01:02:28,015
Hi.

1378
01:02:28,115 --> 01:02:30,784
Can they get on their jet now?

1379
01:02:30,884 --> 01:02:32,654
I don't believe
these girls are singers.

1380
01:02:32,753 --> 01:02:34,021
I can
assure you that these are

1381
01:02:34,121 --> 01:02:35,856
professional idols.
And they've been training

1382
01:02:35,956 --> 01:02:38,292
since they were
14 and 15 years old.

1383
01:02:38,392 --> 01:02:40,027
Girls, show them.

1384
01:02:40,127 --> 01:02:41,596
Um, what, what?

1385
01:02:41,696 --> 01:02:42,664
- Show them what?
- Uh, just show 'em.

1386
01:02:42,763 --> 01:02:43,732
Well, just show them.

1387
01:02:43,831 --> 01:02:45,232
Hello? What are supposed
to show?

1388
01:02:46,433 --> 01:02:47,768
You're a fan of Cardi B, right?

1389
01:02:47,868 --> 01:02:49,103
Yeah, but is she here?

1390
01:02:52,540 --> 01:02:54,241
Just pretend that you're back
in the Tootles.

1391
01:02:55,342 --> 01:02:56,443
Trust me.

1392
01:03:00,414 --> 01:03:03,250
This is gonna be hot.
Livestream this.

1393
01:04:33,708 --> 01:04:34,975
Ow.

1394
01:04:37,010 --> 01:04:38,979
What the fuck is that?

1395
01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:42,015
Oh, my God.

1396
01:04:42,116 --> 01:04:44,184
Nothing. I'm...

1397
01:04:45,119 --> 01:04:46,320
Your pussy's the devil?

1398
01:04:46,420 --> 01:04:47,822
That is way bigger
than I expected.

1399
01:04:47,921 --> 01:04:49,123
No wonder you won't
have sex with Clarence.

1400
01:04:49,223 --> 01:04:50,457
- That thing is massive.
- It's huge.

1401
01:04:50,558 --> 01:04:51,959
The artist did really
impressive work, Kat.

1402
01:04:52,059 --> 01:04:53,661
You don't understand.
I've tried lasers,

1403
01:04:53,762 --> 01:04:55,295
I've tried skin grafts and,

1404
01:04:55,396 --> 01:04:57,532
and nothing...
Nothing will take.

1405
01:04:57,632 --> 01:05:00,033
My vagina is the devil.

1406
01:05:00,134 --> 01:05:02,704
And she is here to stay.

1407
01:05:02,804 --> 01:05:04,004
Kat, it's gonna be okay.
It'll be okay.

1408
01:05:04,104 --> 01:05:07,107
It will not be okay.
It's on the inside too.

1409
01:05:14,014 --> 01:05:15,215
Oh, Clar.

1410
01:05:16,049 --> 01:05:18,085
Clarence.

1411
01:05:18,720 --> 01:05:19,821
I came for you.

1412
01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:22,055
-Wait, no, I can explain.
-No, I...

1413
01:05:24,992 --> 01:05:26,226
Who are you?

1414
01:05:30,197 --> 01:05:31,666
Clarence, no.

1415
01:05:31,766 --> 01:05:32,966
Clarence, no!

1416
01:05:34,702 --> 01:05:36,270
Fuck! What am I gonna do?

1417
01:05:36,370 --> 01:05:38,105
You have caused
a public disturbance!

1418
01:05:38,205 --> 01:05:40,007
And committed
an indecent exposure!

1419
01:05:40,107 --> 01:05:42,042
-We know.
-You must leave. Now!

1420
01:05:48,516 --> 01:05:49,383
Okay.

1421
01:05:49,483 --> 01:05:51,619
Okay. Not to worry.
Not to worry.

1422
01:05:51,719 --> 01:05:52,787
Plan B. Plan B.

1423
01:05:52,887 --> 01:05:54,221
Do you guys have another jet?

1424
01:06:07,267 --> 01:06:08,703
Those chickens have to stop.

1425
01:06:16,143 --> 01:06:18,479
Deadeye, did you just
kill the chicken?

1426
01:06:19,948 --> 01:06:21,649
No.

1427
01:06:47,107 --> 01:06:49,777
Okay, the agency's
right down that way.

1428
01:06:49,878 --> 01:06:50,912
Coffee in
cute bear cups?

1429
01:06:51,011 --> 01:06:52,212
My treat?

1430
01:06:53,380 --> 01:06:55,750
Oh, finally.
There's good Wi-Fi here.

1431
01:06:55,850 --> 01:06:57,150
All my emails are coming in.

1432
01:06:57,251 --> 01:06:59,253
I can see if Clarence
texted me back.

1433
01:07:01,589 --> 01:07:04,659
Oh.

1434
01:07:05,927 --> 01:07:07,261
I did...

1435
01:07:07,361 --> 01:07:09,797
Oh, I didn't know I had fans
here. That's kinda nice.

1436
01:07:11,198 --> 01:07:12,667
Wait, they love you here.

1437
01:07:14,234 --> 01:07:17,872
So, um, I think
maybe some people

1438
01:07:17,972 --> 01:07:19,406
picked up my livestream.

1439
01:07:24,913 --> 01:07:26,113
-What?
-It... It's okay.

1440
01:07:26,213 --> 01:07:27,949
I'm sure it's not going viral
or anything.

1441
01:07:39,994 --> 01:07:42,296
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. I am fucked!

1442
01:07:42,396 --> 01:07:44,498
There's already a meme
with Tweety Bird saying,

1443
01:07:44,599 --> 01:07:46,466
-"I thought I thaw..."
-Don't say it!

1444
01:07:46,568 --> 01:07:48,603
Weird. Chao's calling me.

1445
01:07:51,039 --> 01:07:52,439
Hi, Chao.
So good to hear from you.

1446
01:07:52,540 --> 01:07:55,009
My mother and I were actually
just talking about you.

1447
01:07:55,108 --> 01:07:57,210
-Do not bother coming.
<i>-What?</i>

1448
01:07:57,311 --> 01:07:59,514
I saw the video of you
and your friend's

1449
01:07:59,614 --> 01:08:00,982
-devil vagina.
<i>-Let me explain.</i>

1450
01:08:01,081 --> 01:08:02,249
It's actually, it...
It's so hilarious.

1451
01:08:02,349 --> 01:08:03,918
You're gonna love this story.
It's...

1452
01:08:04,018 --> 01:08:05,319
-Um...
<i>-You lied to me.</i>

1453
01:08:05,419 --> 01:08:06,654
You told me you're in Beijing
with your mother.

1454
01:08:06,754 --> 01:08:08,388
But that's clearly not true.

1455
01:08:08,488 --> 01:08:10,024
I cannot do business
with someone

1456
01:08:10,123 --> 01:08:11,391
who's not who they
say they are.

1457
01:08:11,491 --> 01:08:12,760
Please. Just...
Just hear me out.

1458
01:08:12,860 --> 01:08:14,294
No, I've already
made up my mind.

1459
01:08:14,394 --> 01:08:16,129
I will tell your boss
that we are not

1460
01:08:16,229 --> 01:08:18,098
<i>-going to sign.</i>
-But, when you talk to Frank

1461
01:08:18,198 --> 01:08:19,366
can you please
just not mention

1462
01:08:19,466 --> 01:08:20,500
-the whole video thing?
-I already saw it.

1463
01:08:20,602 --> 01:08:21,903
- Shit!
<i>- I didn't know</i>

1464
01:08:22,003 --> 01:08:23,337
<i>you were this shady, Audrey.</i>

1465
01:08:23,437 --> 01:08:25,305
I mean, that is the last time
that I take a chance

1466
01:08:25,405 --> 01:08:26,874
on someone like you.

1467
01:08:26,975 --> 01:08:29,409
Again, I mean associate,
not an Asian.

1468
01:08:29,510 --> 01:08:31,512
<i>-Anyway, you're fired.</i>
-What?

1469
01:08:31,613 --> 01:08:33,781
Frank. No...
I... I can fix this.

1470
01:08:33,881 --> 01:08:35,315
I'm still an ally though.

1471
01:08:35,415 --> 01:08:37,018
I fired a white guy
earlier this week.

1472
01:08:37,117 --> 01:08:38,318
Did the exact same thing.

1473
01:08:38,418 --> 01:08:39,621
Okay, Frank. Frank?
Frank, don't hang up.

1474
01:08:39,721 --> 01:08:42,523
I'm gonna get fired
from my show.

1475
01:08:42,624 --> 01:08:43,891
And my movie.

1476
01:08:43,992 --> 01:08:46,193
And I'm never gonna go to LA.

1477
01:08:46,293 --> 01:08:48,128
It's okay.
It's not the end of the world.

1478
01:08:48,228 --> 01:08:50,698
No, it literally is
the end of the world.

1479
01:08:52,967 --> 01:08:56,671
Clarence and I were gonna rent
a house in Malibu.

1480
01:08:56,771 --> 01:08:59,574
And we were gonna be
one of those couples

1481
01:08:59,674 --> 01:09:04,244
who meditate every single day
and tell people about it

1482
01:09:04,344 --> 01:09:08,181
because that is what
people do in Los Angeles.

1483
01:09:08,281 --> 01:09:10,018
It's okay.

1484
01:09:10,118 --> 01:09:13,021
And Audrey was gonna
hang out with us

1485
01:09:13,121 --> 01:09:15,857
all the time when
she moved there.

1486
01:09:19,594 --> 01:09:22,697
Audrey was gonna
move out to LA?

1487
01:09:22,797 --> 01:09:25,900
Once she closed the deal
and got promoted.

1488
01:09:28,136 --> 01:09:30,370
Why didn't you tell me
about LA?

1489
01:09:30,470 --> 01:09:33,273
-Lolo, I can't right now.
-What was your plan?

1490
01:09:33,373 --> 01:09:35,843
Were you just gonna move out
and never say anything?

1491
01:09:35,943 --> 01:09:37,045
It's not happening anymore.

1492
01:09:37,145 --> 01:09:38,311
I just got fired.

1493
01:09:38,412 --> 01:09:40,114
- What?
- Chao saw the video.

1494
01:09:40,213 --> 01:09:42,550
-Your video.
-Yeah, well, whatever.

1495
01:09:42,650 --> 01:09:44,184
Fuck them.
You'll get a new job.

1496
01:09:44,284 --> 01:09:45,720
-It's not that easy.
-For you, it will be.

1497
01:09:45,820 --> 01:09:47,989
Just go to the country club
where you play squash at.

1498
01:09:48,089 --> 01:09:49,991
I'm pretty sure one of those
white guys will give you a job

1499
01:09:50,091 --> 01:09:51,491
-in, like, two seconds.
-What the fuck?

1500
01:09:51,592 --> 01:09:53,861
I worked hard for that job.

1501
01:09:53,961 --> 01:09:56,564
You know what? This is all
your fucking fault.

1502
01:09:56,664 --> 01:09:59,199
Four bears
for four best friends.

1503
01:09:59,299 --> 01:10:00,668
Cappuccino is for Audrey

1504
01:10:00,768 --> 01:10:02,770
because she doesn't like
to try anything weird.

1505
01:10:04,304 --> 01:10:06,406
- She's the best.
- You're a fucking idiot.

1506
01:10:06,507 --> 01:10:08,308
Telling Chao that
I knew my birth mom.

1507
01:10:08,408 --> 01:10:10,812
Dragging us all over
the Chinese countryside.

1508
01:10:10,912 --> 01:10:12,013
I was doing this for you.

1509
01:10:12,113 --> 01:10:13,548
No. You were doing it
for yourself.

1510
01:10:13,648 --> 01:10:16,517
You still think we're kids
on some dumb grand adventure.

1511
01:10:16,617 --> 01:10:18,786
Well, grow the fuck up, Lolo.
The rest of us are adults.

1512
01:10:18,886 --> 01:10:21,923
You're still a fucking child.
Okay, my life is ruined.

1513
01:10:22,790 --> 01:10:25,059
Your life is ruined?

1514
01:10:25,159 --> 01:10:27,595
My life is ruined, okay?

1515
01:10:27,695 --> 01:10:31,231
You can always find another
fucking desk job, okay?

1516
01:10:31,331 --> 01:10:34,102
I can never find
another Clarence.

1517
01:10:34,202 --> 01:10:35,368
And whose fault is that?

1518
01:10:35,469 --> 01:10:36,838
Maybe you should've
been honest with him

1519
01:10:36,938 --> 01:10:39,107
from the beginning instead of
lying every single day

1520
01:10:39,207 --> 01:10:40,407
for the past three years.

1521
01:10:40,508 --> 01:10:41,943
Whoa, what the fuck?
That's her business.

1522
01:10:42,043 --> 01:10:44,311
And since when are you
the spokesperson for honesty?

1523
01:10:44,411 --> 01:10:47,380
Okay, so are... Are you two
best friends now?

1524
01:10:47,481 --> 01:10:48,850
What, like Lilo and Stitch?

1525
01:10:50,718 --> 01:10:52,587
You fuckin' suck
at impressions.

1526
01:10:55,089 --> 01:10:56,124
Go fuck yourself!

1527
01:10:56,224 --> 01:10:57,992
I'll knock
your teeth out, bitch!

1528
01:11:00,828 --> 01:11:04,565
I am an actress.

1529
01:11:04,665 --> 01:11:10,303
And even I am less
self-involved than you are.

1530
01:11:12,640 --> 01:11:13,674
Huh.

1531
01:11:14,876 --> 01:11:17,444
-Kat.
-You know what? Kat's right.

1532
01:11:18,713 --> 01:11:20,214
You've been a shitty friend.

1533
01:11:20,313 --> 01:11:22,315
This entire time,
I was helping you

1534
01:11:22,415 --> 01:11:24,051
so you could get
promoted and leave me?

1535
01:11:24,152 --> 01:11:25,820
-I was doing it for my career.
-Why?

1536
01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:27,622
I mean, you're always talkin'
about how you feel like

1537
01:11:27,722 --> 01:11:29,857
-you don't belong there.
-I don't belong anywhere.

1538
01:11:29,957 --> 01:11:31,159
I'm clearly not white,

1539
01:11:31,259 --> 01:11:32,660
but you're always
telling me that I am.

1540
01:11:32,760 --> 01:11:34,662
And I'm also not Asian enough.
At least not for you.

1541
01:11:34,762 --> 01:11:36,864
That's all in your head!
Your life is perfect!

1542
01:11:36,964 --> 01:11:38,199
How is my life perfect

1543
01:11:38,298 --> 01:11:40,268
when I spend all my time
babysitting a grown-ass

1544
01:11:40,367 --> 01:11:42,937
-29-year-old woman?
-I'm babysitting you!

1545
01:11:43,037 --> 01:11:44,672
I've been saving your ass
since we were kids

1546
01:11:44,772 --> 01:11:46,941
-on the playground.
-You've never, ever

1547
01:11:47,041 --> 01:11:48,242
applied yourself, Lolo.

1548
01:11:48,341 --> 01:11:50,912
You wanna be a real artist?
Then grow up!

1549
01:11:51,012 --> 01:11:53,915
Right now, you're just
a barnacle with a cute hobby!

1550
01:11:55,550 --> 01:11:58,786
Yo, I may be a barnacle,
but at least I know who I am.

1551
01:11:59,821 --> 01:12:00,822
You know what?

1552
01:12:02,322 --> 01:12:03,456
If we didn't grow up

1553
01:12:03,558 --> 01:12:05,927
as the only two
Asian girls in town,

1554
01:12:07,460 --> 01:12:08,796
we never would've
been friends.

1555
01:12:42,864 --> 01:12:46,000
- Sorry.
Thank you so much
for waiting.

1556
01:12:46,100 --> 01:12:48,435
We found the record

1557
01:12:48,536 --> 01:12:50,470
-of your birth mother.
-Oh, my gosh.

1558
01:12:53,140 --> 01:12:55,543
I... I can't read this. Um...

1559
01:12:56,244 --> 01:12:58,980
So do I call her or...

1560
01:12:59,080 --> 01:13:01,082
I... I'm sorry, I'd...
I don't know how this works.

1561
01:13:02,650 --> 01:13:04,819
I'm so sorry
to tell you that...

1562
01:13:05,920 --> 01:13:07,121
she's passed away.

1563
01:13:09,590 --> 01:13:12,159
I have the address
of where she was buried

1564
01:13:12,260 --> 01:13:14,795
if you would like
to visit her.

1565
01:13:15,428 --> 01:13:17,198
No. I'm, uh, um...

1566
01:13:17,298 --> 01:13:18,733
Do you have friend here?

1567
01:13:18,833 --> 01:13:21,702
-Someone you can call?
-No. Uh, it's okay. Thank you.

1568
01:13:23,271 --> 01:13:25,673
Thank... Thank, thank you,
thank you so much. Thank you.

1569
01:13:40,388 --> 01:13:41,589
Hi.

1570
01:13:41,956 --> 01:13:42,957
Hi, Dad.

1571
01:14:00,141 --> 01:14:01,474
<i>Hey, it's Clarence.</i>

1572
01:14:01,575 --> 01:14:03,577
<i>Jesus loves you.</i>
<i>Leave a message.</i>

1573
01:14:03,678 --> 01:14:05,713
Uh, hi.

1574
01:14:07,748 --> 01:14:11,152
I know you never wanna talk
to me again, but, um...

1575
01:14:13,654 --> 01:14:15,556
I hope you will listen.

1576
01:14:15,656 --> 01:14:21,295
I wanna be 100% honest
about everything and...

1577
01:14:21,395 --> 01:14:25,967
and, well,
everyone I've ever done.

1578
01:14:28,369 --> 01:14:30,738
I guess we'll start
with the A's.

1579
01:15:08,809 --> 01:15:10,111
Oh, I'm... I'm so sorry.

1580
01:15:10,211 --> 01:15:11,512
I don't... I don't speak Korean.

1581
01:15:11,612 --> 01:15:12,880
That's okay.

1582
01:15:13,347 --> 01:15:14,915
My name's Dae Han.

1583
01:15:15,583 --> 01:15:16,951
I'm Min Young's husband.

1584
01:15:18,152 --> 01:15:19,253
You must be the daughter.

1585
01:15:22,089 --> 01:15:23,090
Wait. Are...

1586
01:15:24,191 --> 01:15:25,159
Are you my...

1587
01:15:25,259 --> 01:15:26,594
No.

1588
01:15:27,695 --> 01:15:29,230
But I'm glad
to finally meet you.

1589
01:15:30,998 --> 01:15:33,567
We were only married
a few years before
she fell sick.

1590
01:15:33,667 --> 01:15:35,302
I'm so sorry.

1591
01:15:37,338 --> 01:15:38,406
They were good years.

1592
01:15:38,507 --> 01:15:40,541
We never had
kids of our own though.

1593
01:15:40,641 --> 01:15:42,343
I'm very sorry
I wasn't able to introduce you

1594
01:15:42,443 --> 01:15:43,744
to a little brother
or sister today.

1595
01:15:43,844 --> 01:15:46,047
It's okay.

1596
01:15:46,147 --> 01:15:48,182
She always talked
about you though.

1597
01:15:49,683 --> 01:15:50,751
You know,
she was just a teenager

1598
01:15:50,851 --> 01:15:52,219
when she got pregnant.

1599
01:15:53,687 --> 01:15:56,424
Her boyfriend didn't
want to get in trouble,

1600
01:15:56,525 --> 01:15:57,925
and he denied it.

1601
01:15:58,025 --> 01:16:00,895
So, her parents sent her to
China until you were born.

1602
01:16:02,930 --> 01:16:05,066
They're the ones who forced
her to give you up.

1603
01:16:05,166 --> 01:16:07,234
But she never stopped
thinking about you.

1604
01:16:09,870 --> 01:16:13,207
If I tried to find her sooner

1605
01:16:13,774 --> 01:16:15,709
maybe she and I could...

1606
01:16:20,314 --> 01:16:21,415
But it's too late.

1607
01:16:21,516 --> 01:16:23,017
There's something
you should see.

1608
01:16:24,785 --> 01:16:28,222
When she got sick,
she wanted to throw a party.

1609
01:16:29,623 --> 01:16:31,459
So, we rented a boat

1610
01:16:31,560 --> 01:16:34,028
and we sailed out
to Yeouido Park.

1611
01:16:34,128 --> 01:16:36,430
Uh, that's right along
the Han River.

1612
01:16:36,531 --> 01:16:38,232
Several of us got seasick

1613
01:16:38,332 --> 01:16:39,534
on the way...

1614
01:16:39,633 --> 01:16:41,402
...which she thought
was pretty hilarious.

1615
01:16:43,270 --> 01:16:46,207
But it was beautiful.

1616
01:16:46,307 --> 01:16:48,776
She got to say goodbye
to everybody she loved.

1617
01:16:51,312 --> 01:16:52,313
Except for you.

1618
01:16:55,349 --> 01:16:56,884
So she made you this.

1619
01:17:14,603 --> 01:17:16,203
<i>Hi. I'm Min.</i>

1620
01:17:17,606 --> 01:17:19,707
<i>Sorry, my English is not good.</i>

1621
01:17:19,807 --> 01:17:20,908
<i>What are you</i>
<i>talking about?</i>

1622
01:17:21,008 --> 01:17:22,511
<i>Your English is very good.</i>

1623
01:17:24,778 --> 01:17:26,413
<i>I am sorry</i>

1624
01:17:26,515 --> 01:17:29,283
<i>I could not be</i>
<i>part of your life.</i>

1625
01:17:30,417 --> 01:17:32,853
<i>I want to very much.</i>

1626
01:17:33,821 --> 01:17:35,456
<i>But when you were baby,</i>

1627
01:17:35,557 --> 01:17:37,958
<i>you smile so big.</i>

1628
01:17:38,058 --> 01:17:41,262
<i>And you cry so big.</i>

1629
01:17:43,063 --> 01:17:47,234
<i>I wonder what</i>
<i>you are like now.</i>

1630
01:17:48,435 --> 01:17:50,572
<i>Are you doctor?</i>

1631
01:17:50,671 --> 01:17:52,973
<i>Lawyer? Teacher?</i>

1632
01:17:56,010 --> 01:17:58,345
<i>But it doesn't matter.</i>

1633
01:17:58,445 --> 01:18:00,681
<i>I'm proud to be your mother.</i>

1634
01:18:00,781 --> 01:18:02,016
<i>It doesn't matter?</i>

1635
01:18:02,116 --> 01:18:03,751
<i>That's not what you told me.</i>

1636
01:18:08,022 --> 01:18:12,927
<i>I hope</i>
<i>this message find you.</i>

1637
01:18:14,028 --> 01:18:15,396
<i>And...</i>

1638
01:18:26,473 --> 01:18:27,875
<i>My daughter...</i>

1639
01:18:29,343 --> 01:18:30,344
<i>I love you.</i>

1640
01:18:43,424 --> 01:18:44,491
I'm sorry.

1641
01:19:02,109 --> 01:19:05,045
Well, glad we got a chance
to spend some time together.

1642
01:19:05,145 --> 01:19:06,447
Me, too.

1643
01:19:06,548 --> 01:19:08,449
Really have to go so soon?

1644
01:19:08,550 --> 01:19:10,619
Yeah, but I'll be back.

1645
01:19:10,719 --> 01:19:12,086
Um...

1646
01:19:12,186 --> 01:19:14,755
Thank you so much again
for everything.

1647
01:19:14,855 --> 01:19:16,757
And honestly,
I'm just so lucky that you

1648
01:19:16,857 --> 01:19:18,225
happen to be
at her grave that day.

1649
01:19:18,325 --> 01:19:22,263
Well, I appreciate that,
but, uh, it wasn't quite luck.

1650
01:19:22,997 --> 01:19:25,032
Your friends messaged me.

1651
01:19:25,132 --> 01:19:26,300
Uh...

1652
01:19:26,400 --> 01:19:29,436
Lolo, Kat, and... I know
I'm gonna get this one wrong.

1653
01:19:29,537 --> 01:19:31,071
Uh, Deadeye?

1654
01:19:32,707 --> 01:19:34,808
Yeah. Oh, um...

1655
01:19:34,908 --> 01:19:36,745
Yeah, my... My parents
must've told them.

1656
01:19:36,844 --> 01:19:39,213
Yeah, they told me that
you were actually in Korea

1657
01:19:39,313 --> 01:19:41,716
and that I might find you
if I went to the graveyard.

1658
01:19:41,815 --> 01:19:43,183
They didn't tell you
any of this, did they?

1659
01:19:43,284 --> 01:19:44,885
Oh, no. We, um...

1660
01:19:44,985 --> 01:19:47,421
It's just, we got into
a little bit of a fight.

1661
01:19:47,522 --> 01:19:48,989
And, uh, I...

1662
01:19:49,857 --> 01:19:52,793
I lost my job
and I said some...

1663
01:19:52,893 --> 01:19:55,462
really terrible things
to all of them and, uh...

1664
01:19:56,230 --> 01:19:58,032
It may not be
any of my business,

1665
01:19:58,999 --> 01:20:01,435
but it seems to me that
what matters the most

1666
01:20:01,536 --> 01:20:03,638
is if your friends love
you enough to forgive you.

1667
01:20:03,738 --> 01:20:06,473
-Well...
-And if they went through
all this trouble,

1668
01:20:07,408 --> 01:20:08,409
I think they would.

1669
01:20:09,810 --> 01:20:11,045
Where are they now?

1670
01:20:44,411 --> 01:20:46,113
Hey, Kat.

1671
01:20:50,685 --> 01:20:53,987
Listen, I... I'm sorry about
everything that happened. I...

1672
01:20:54,088 --> 01:20:56,825
No. No.
No, no, no, no, no. I...

1673
01:20:56,924 --> 01:20:58,626
I listened to your voicemail.

1674
01:20:58,727 --> 01:21:02,530
The whole three hours of it.

1675
01:21:03,598 --> 01:21:05,165
I appreciate the honesty.

1676
01:21:05,265 --> 01:21:07,901
Truth of it is,
I kind of figured

1677
01:21:08,001 --> 01:21:10,371
that you'd had sex before.

1678
01:21:10,471 --> 01:21:13,407
You know, you're just
so sensual, and worldly

1679
01:21:13,508 --> 01:21:16,276
and one time I saw your
browser history and...

1680
01:21:16,377 --> 01:21:18,580
It's not like I didn't
wanna have sex.

1681
01:21:18,680 --> 01:21:20,214
I was just so worried

1682
01:21:20,314 --> 01:21:22,550
that I wouldn't live up
to your expectations.

1683
01:21:22,650 --> 01:21:24,284
And then
when I saw your tattoo,

1684
01:21:24,385 --> 01:21:27,722
I just got
crazy intimidated and...

1685
01:21:27,822 --> 01:21:29,022
Look, Kat, when we kiss,

1686
01:21:29,123 --> 01:21:30,924
I have to leave
space for Jesus.

1687
01:21:31,024 --> 01:21:32,326
I gotta leave that God gap

1688
01:21:32,426 --> 01:21:34,863
because I'm gonna
ruin my pants.

1689
01:21:34,962 --> 01:21:36,196
Every time.

1690
01:21:36,296 --> 01:21:37,832
That's why I wear
three pairs of underwear.

1691
01:21:37,931 --> 01:21:40,635
Oh, honey. I love you so much

1692
01:21:40,735 --> 01:21:43,504
that I gave up the thing
I love second most for you.

1693
01:21:43,605 --> 01:21:46,473
And I love dick.

1694
01:21:46,574 --> 01:21:48,375
I can be dick.

1695
01:21:48,475 --> 01:21:50,978
And I can love you.
I can do both.

1696
01:21:51,078 --> 01:21:52,514
So, should we have sex
right now?

1697
01:21:52,614 --> 01:21:55,182
-Ah. Ooh. Ooh. Oh.
-Ah. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

1698
01:21:55,282 --> 01:21:56,818
what's happening?
What's happening?
What's happening?

1699
01:21:56,917 --> 01:21:58,419
Ha... Save... No...

1700
01:22:00,822 --> 01:22:01,790
Saved it.

1701
01:22:01,890 --> 01:22:02,857
-Saved it.
-Mmm.

1702
01:22:08,797 --> 01:22:09,764
Thanks, Jin Ho.

1703
01:22:09,864 --> 01:22:11,331
Heard you got into med school.

1704
01:22:11,733 --> 01:22:12,700
So proud.

1705
01:22:12,801 --> 01:22:15,002
Here you go. Hot and steamy.

1706
01:22:15,102 --> 01:22:16,270
Let me know
if you want hot sauce.

1707
01:22:16,370 --> 01:22:17,806
I'll get you the Chinese kind.

1708
01:22:17,906 --> 01:22:19,239
Pretty sure you can handle it.

1709
01:22:25,680 --> 01:22:27,549
-Hi.
-You had me at "Hi."

1710
01:22:27,649 --> 01:22:28,817
Oh.

1711
01:22:28,917 --> 01:22:30,718
Hi.

1712
01:22:30,819 --> 01:22:32,119
I didn't know
you worked here now.

1713
01:22:32,219 --> 01:22:34,054
I don't. I'm just covering
'cause Jing's out sick.

1714
01:22:34,154 --> 01:22:36,190
I'm trying to match her vibe.
What do you think?

1715
01:22:37,124 --> 01:22:39,694
Number 32!
Number 32!

1716
01:22:39,794 --> 01:22:41,361
Party of two!

1717
01:22:42,296 --> 01:22:44,699
Yeah, that's good.

1718
01:22:48,870 --> 01:22:51,271
-Lolo.
-Sorry. I'm so sorry. Um...

1719
01:22:51,371 --> 01:22:52,874
She doesn't wanna talk to you.

1720
01:22:52,973 --> 01:22:54,909
Yeah, I figured
when I left her, like,

1721
01:22:55,008 --> 01:22:57,244
ten messages and she didn't
call me back.

1722
01:22:57,879 --> 01:22:59,413
Sorry.

1723
01:22:59,514 --> 01:23:01,716
Family first. Have to do it.
Respectfully, of course.

1724
01:23:02,650 --> 01:23:04,886
Yeah, no, I know. I know.

1725
01:23:04,985 --> 01:23:07,287
-Good to see you.
-Good to see you, too.

1726
01:23:07,387 --> 01:23:09,958
Lolo! Lolo!
No, no, no. Lolo! Stop.

1727
01:23:10,057 --> 01:23:12,359
No, no, no. Hey! Hey!
Break! Break! Stop!

1728
01:23:12,459 --> 01:23:13,761
Sorry. I'm so sorry.

1729
01:23:13,862 --> 01:23:14,929
Sorry, everyone.

1730
01:23:15,028 --> 01:23:16,330
Enjoy your meal.

1731
01:23:16,430 --> 01:23:19,901
Um, it's, it's just that
everything's a mess

1732
01:23:20,000 --> 01:23:21,301
and it's all my fault.

1733
01:23:22,002 --> 01:23:23,203
Ever since we were kids,

1734
01:23:23,303 --> 01:23:25,807
I was this scared little girl

1735
01:23:25,907 --> 01:23:30,512
who always felt like she had
to prove herself to everyone

1736
01:23:31,546 --> 01:23:32,547
except for you.

1737
01:23:33,915 --> 01:23:36,450
You were always
looking out for me.

1738
01:23:36,551 --> 01:23:41,656
<i>With you was the only time</i>
<i>I felt safe to be me.</i>

1739
01:23:43,490 --> 01:23:46,159
Even though I didn't know
who the hell I was.

1740
01:23:46,260 --> 01:23:49,029
But you've always been
comfortable being you.

1741
01:23:49,129 --> 01:23:51,498
<i>And you tried to make me feel</i>
<i>that way too.</i>

1742
01:23:51,599 --> 01:23:54,434
You know me better
than I know myself.

1743
01:23:57,739 --> 01:23:58,773
I...

1744
01:24:00,708 --> 01:24:04,746
You were right. I hated
working at that law firm.

1745
01:24:04,846 --> 01:24:09,182
But... Thanks to you, I can do
something more meaningful.

1746
01:24:10,317 --> 01:24:12,386
Start my own practice.

1747
01:24:12,486 --> 01:24:15,055
Because I know that
I'm brave enough now.

1748
01:24:15,155 --> 01:24:16,290
Hell yeah.

1749
01:24:16,390 --> 01:24:17,992
She had a devil's threesome
in China.

1750
01:24:18,091 --> 01:24:19,259
Huh? What?

1751
01:24:19,359 --> 01:24:20,762
I did.

1752
01:24:22,496 --> 01:24:23,765
Lolo, it's so great

1753
01:24:23,865 --> 01:24:24,832
that you are working here.

1754
01:24:24,933 --> 01:24:26,266
And I'm so proud
of you for that

1755
01:24:27,334 --> 01:24:30,270
but you are an incredible,
true artist.

1756
01:24:30,370 --> 01:24:32,272
You cannot give that up
just because

1757
01:24:32,372 --> 01:24:38,378
I am a lying, hurtful,
stupid failure of a friend.

1758
01:24:38,478 --> 01:24:40,815
Audrey, I haven't given up.
Look.

1759
01:24:42,182 --> 01:24:44,184
My wall of licky cats.

1760
01:24:44,284 --> 01:24:45,753
I just sold one yesterday.

1761
01:24:45,853 --> 01:24:48,923
I'm only waiting tables
for now so I'm not
such a barnacle.

1762
01:24:49,023 --> 01:24:50,758
You've always been
a better friend to me

1763
01:24:50,858 --> 01:24:53,895
than I have been to you.
And I'm so, so sorry.

1764
01:24:53,995 --> 01:24:56,531
Just shut up. Okay?

1765
01:24:59,701 --> 01:25:01,803
You're the best friend
I could ever ask for.

1766
01:25:01,903 --> 01:25:03,236
The biggest support system.

1767
01:25:03,337 --> 01:25:05,673
And I'm sorry. I'm the one
that's fuckin' sorry.

1768
01:25:05,773 --> 01:25:06,874
I took you for granted.

1769
01:25:10,110 --> 01:25:12,880
So, does that mean
you forgive me?

1770
01:25:14,147 --> 01:25:15,349
Come here, bitch.

1771
01:25:19,954 --> 01:25:21,154
Friendship.

1772
01:25:21,689 --> 01:25:23,256
Party of three?

1773
01:25:23,357 --> 01:25:24,959
Oh, my God. Get in here.

1774
01:25:25,059 --> 01:25:26,761
Deadeye.

1775
01:25:26,861 --> 01:25:28,596
We're back, baby!

1776
01:25:29,262 --> 01:25:30,364
Wait, are we all back?

1777
01:25:30,464 --> 01:25:32,199
Have you and Kat
started talkin' again?

1778
01:25:32,299 --> 01:25:33,601
Yeah, I called her to apologize.

1779
01:25:33,701 --> 01:25:36,571
But wait, does that mean
you and Kat were talking?

1780
01:25:37,137 --> 01:25:38,238
We've been in touch.

1781
01:25:38,338 --> 01:25:39,707
- We're like this.
- Mmm.

1782
01:25:39,807 --> 01:25:41,308
So, we should all go on
a trip again, the four of us.

1783
01:25:41,408 --> 01:25:45,113
To beautiful South Dakota.
Home of the Corn Palace.

1784
01:25:45,212 --> 01:25:48,248
- Yeah.
- Bookmark it.

1785
01:25:48,348 --> 01:25:50,250
Kat and I actually
had a place in mind.

1786
01:25:59,794 --> 01:26:01,261
<i>Bonjour!</i>

1787
01:26:06,466 --> 01:26:08,301
Look at us! Look at us!

1788
01:26:08,402 --> 01:26:11,204
Our second
annual best friends trip.

1789
01:26:11,304 --> 01:26:12,640
This is gonna be iconic.

1790
01:26:12,740 --> 01:26:14,742
Let's start with some
art and culture.

1791
01:26:14,842 --> 01:26:16,309
Oh, I love Roldan.

1792
01:26:16,410 --> 01:26:18,112
I gotta say, the French
know how to sculpt a titty.

1793
01:26:18,211 --> 01:26:19,379
I love art.

1794
01:26:19,479 --> 01:26:20,682
Oh, that's gonna be
so much fun.

1795
01:26:20,782 --> 01:26:21,916
Art. Art. Art.

1796
01:26:25,520 --> 01:26:26,688
So, is anyone hungry?

1797
01:26:26,788 --> 01:26:28,056
-Yes. Please.
-I am.

1798
01:26:28,156 --> 01:26:29,389
I want to try escargot.

1799
01:26:29,489 --> 01:26:32,259
You know, we don't
have to eat French food.

1800
01:26:32,359 --> 01:26:35,129
- This is so good.
- I love this bulgogi.

1801
01:26:35,228 --> 01:26:36,631
- Mmm.
- Mmm.

1802
01:26:36,731 --> 01:26:39,000
Okay, okay. A toast.

1803
01:26:39,100 --> 01:26:41,135
To Audrey. Badass boss bitch

1804
01:26:41,234 --> 01:26:43,203
-starting her own firm.
-Yes, she is!

1805
01:26:43,303 --> 01:26:44,772
To our dearest Deadeye.

1806
01:26:44,872 --> 01:26:46,741
Because they host the most
incredible game night

1807
01:26:46,841 --> 01:26:48,543
specifically so I can
crush them at Catan.

1808
01:26:48,643 --> 01:26:50,545
And to Kat

1809
01:26:50,645 --> 01:26:54,281
who's in a movie
directed by the Greta Gerwig.

1810
01:26:54,381 --> 01:26:56,349
Yes, she is!

1811
01:26:56,450 --> 01:26:59,419
Okay. And to our very own
Frida Kah-Lolo...

1812
01:26:59,520 --> 01:27:00,822
Aw.

1813
01:27:00,922 --> 01:27:03,323
...whose lotus collection
is finally at the MOCA.

1814
01:27:03,423 --> 01:27:05,325
Well, it's not the Museum of
Contemporary Arts

1815
01:27:05,425 --> 01:27:08,629
but it is a cafe in Snohomish.
So <i>ganbei</i> to that.

1816
01:27:08,730 --> 01:27:10,464
<i>Ganbei!</i>

1817
01:27:10,565 --> 01:27:12,633
- Mmm.
- I don't wanna hijack

1818
01:27:12,734 --> 01:27:16,470
our second annual
best friends trip

1819
01:27:16,571 --> 01:27:18,873
but Clar-Bear and I looking at
fall dates for the wedding

1820
01:27:18,973 --> 01:27:21,008
and I was just wondering...

1821
01:27:21,976 --> 01:27:23,443
will you all be
my bridal party?

1822
01:27:23,544 --> 01:27:24,879
- Really? Of course.
- Of course, we will.

1823
01:27:24,979 --> 01:27:26,413
- Duh!
- Ooh!

1824
01:27:26,514 --> 01:27:29,150
The bridal party should all get
matching tattoos like Kat.

1825
01:27:29,249 --> 01:27:30,518
Okay, very funny.

1826
01:27:30,618 --> 01:27:32,120
Very funny. Ha-ha.

1827
01:27:32,220 --> 01:27:33,755
<i>Ganbei!</i>

1828
01:27:34,722 --> 01:27:35,857
Mmm.

1829
01:27:35,957 --> 01:27:38,325
Mmm. Or we could get a tattoo
of the Chinese flag

1830
01:27:38,425 --> 01:27:40,128
to commemorate the motherland.

1831
01:27:40,228 --> 01:27:42,130
Or Princess Peach.
I haven't decided.

1832
01:27:42,230 --> 01:27:43,831
I think I'm gonna get
an Eiffel Tower.

1833
01:27:43,931 --> 01:27:46,601
- Because Paris?
- No, the...

1834
01:27:46,701 --> 01:27:47,769
Hmm. Yeah.

1835
01:27:47,869 --> 01:27:49,604
Yeah, like you all are
gonna get tattoos.

1836
01:27:49,704 --> 01:27:51,205
<i>What if I already got one?</i>

1837
01:27:53,107 --> 01:27:54,274
I already got one.

1838
01:27:54,374 --> 01:27:55,643
- You did not.
- What?

1839
01:27:55,743 --> 01:27:56,744
Wanna see?

1840
01:28:02,750 --> 01:28:03,751
It lights up.

1841
01:28:04,085 --> 01:28:05,186
Ooh!