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‎來嘛，一起唱

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‎抱歉，爸

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‎全家合唱也改變不了搬家的事實

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‎聽著，希妮

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‎我知道妳捨不得布魯克林

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‎但妳不會懷念
‎每天早上那股硫化氫味的

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‎橋谷鎮飄著蘋果香

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‎和白人特權

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‎而且這裡連續十年
‎被評為“全美最安全小鎮”

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‎給橋谷鎮一個機會吧

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‎小鎮也能帶來滿滿驚喜喔

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‎說到驚喜…

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‎（小氣鬼傑克節，萬聖節之夜）

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‎（歡迎來到橋谷鎮）

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‎搞什麼？

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‎哈囉，朋友

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‎（危險，軍事檢查站）

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‎妳們也覺得來到派對用品店了嗎？

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‎快看

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‎我們到了

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‎甜蜜的家

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‎希妮，快問快答

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‎我們比搬家公司
‎晚20分鐘離開布魯克林

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‎又比他們早兩分鐘抵達
‎這樣時速是…

25
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‎好多喪屍喔

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‎對，好

27
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‎真是令人安心

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‎寶貝，別找那家鄰居來作客

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‎爸，既然我們不住公寓了

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‎是不是可以布置萬聖節了？

31
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‎妳沒回答我的問題

32
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‎媽，可以裁決一下嗎？

33
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‎-當然
‎-妳要送我上家事法庭？

34
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‎能融入鎮上是好事

35
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‎但我們還要忙搬家、轉學

36
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‎本庭宣判爸爸勝訴

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‎抱歉，寶貝

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‎明年吧

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‎司法不公

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‎好，來吧

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‎搬家公司來了

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‎（已售出）

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‎-小心易碎品
‎-謝謝提醒

44
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‎-樓上兒童房
‎-好

45
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‎嗨，鄰居，你好嗎？

46
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‎我是約翰蘇利文，大家叫我蘇利

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‎除了我前妻，她怎麼叫我就不說了

48
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‎我是霍華戈登，我太太叫我“親愛的”

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‎-那真是…
‎-對

50
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‎辛苦你了

51
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‎你選了一個不得了的時機搬過來

52
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‎如你所見
‎這裡的人到了萬聖節就瘋了

53
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‎是啊，有點荒謬

54
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‎什麼？

55
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‎你誤會了，我是稱讚的意思

56
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‎-對
‎-了解，我…

57
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‎-真的嗎？好
‎-對啊

58
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‎這裡的居民會各自挑一個主題

59
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‎然後根據主題極盡所能地布置

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‎一定要盡心盡力

61
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‎我今年可是拼了老命

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‎《陰屍路》

63
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‎-厲害吧
‎-對

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‎不是很愛，葛倫領便當就不好看了

65
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‎對，大家都很難過

66
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‎-你們有主題了嗎？
‎-沒有

67
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‎-喜歡狼人嗎？
‎-不怎喜歡

68
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‎我有整倉庫的狼人

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‎百分百真狼皮，不確定合不合法

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‎但我不在乎，因為是萬聖節

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‎不用了，謝謝

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‎-真的嗎？
‎-我們不裝飾

73
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‎耶和華見證人

74
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‎不，我只是覺得有點可笑

75
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‎-什麼？
‎-你還信聖誕老人嗎？

76
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‎怎麼了？你聽說什麼？他沒事吧？

77
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‎很高興認識你

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‎彼此彼此，霍華

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‎你要狼人嗎？

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‎我可以扛到你家，不用五分鐘，小事

81
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‎不用了

82
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‎看來你家妻管嚴…

83
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‎-我都懂
‎-快走，回頭，繼續走

84
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‎妳覺得希妮對搬家這件事有多不滿？

85
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‎-一分到十分？
‎-絕對遠遠超出十分

86
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‎我不知道怎麼說

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‎我感覺她變成陌生人了

88
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‎這就是青少年啊，寶貝

89
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‎他們會長大，變成獨立的個體

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‎你得適時放手

91
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‎這話什麼意思？

92
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‎你逼她加入科學社

93
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‎對，因為她喜歡科學

94
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‎而且科學很棒

95
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‎她想學芭蕾

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‎對

97
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‎但我們的寶貝女兒可以保護自己了

98
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‎芭蕾舞步又打敗不了搶劫犯

99
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‎霍華，這又不是布魯克林

100
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‎這裡最可怕的
‎不過就是鄰居草坪上的裝飾

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‎你就…

102
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‎給她一點空間吧

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‎好

104
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‎我去掛起來

105
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‎（小氣鬼傑克節）

106
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‎霍華，你看

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‎那是不是很適合我的烘焙店？

108
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‎妳確定嗎？

109
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‎開烘焙店跟當律師是完全兩回事

110
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‎非常確定，我甚至取好店名了

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‎橋谷鎮烘焙坊

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‎還是再想想吧

113
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‎媽，妳要賣妳平常做的點心

114
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‎還是好吃的點心？

115
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‎我知道你們討厭無麩質、無奶油製品

116
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‎布魯克林那群媽媽
‎愛死我的杏仁塔皮無糖南瓜派了

117
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‎-這個小鎮也會愛死的
‎-一定會的

118
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‎歡迎戈登一家！

119
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‎寶貝，開南瓜車的瘋婆子
‎怎麼認識我們？

120
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‎你們可能在想

121
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‎“開南瓜車的瘋婆子怎麼認識我們？”

122
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‎沒有啦，對

123
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‎我是譚美萊斯，橋谷鎮鎮長

124
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‎沒什麼了不起，這是自願性的

125
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‎我也教鋼琴、開優步

126
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‎很多人想搭南瓜車的

127
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‎霍華，第一次搭車免費喔

128
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‎大城市來的自然老師

129
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‎不了，謝謝

130
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‎那些小氣鬼傑克的牌子是做什麼的？
‎他是鎮上元老嗎？

131
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‎你們沒聽過小氣鬼傑克嗎？好

132
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‎我把他的故事織成毛衣

133
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‎根據古老的愛爾蘭傳說

134
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‎有個邪惡的男子，叫小氣鬼傑克

135
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‎鎮上居民受夠了這個大壞蛋
‎就把他…

136
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‎撒旦很同情傑克
‎就幫他做了一個燈籠

137
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‎用地獄之火雕刻而成的南瓜燈

138
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‎每年萬聖節，傑克就會回到橋谷鎮

139
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‎找那些居民的後代子孫復仇

140
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‎我們是這麼告訴觀光客的

141
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‎難怪南瓜燈又叫傑克南瓜燈

142
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‎希妮，我們去鎮上博物館

143
00:09:06,584 --> 00:09:08,751
‎學習真正的知識吧

144
00:09:09,459 --> 00:09:13,459
‎不了，我要到處逛逛，找點樂子

145
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‎她不會有事的

146
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‎這裡可是全美最安全小鎮

147
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‎沒錯，別讓橡樹鎮的酸民聽見了

148
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‎他們連前十都沒有

149
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‎小氣鬼傑克節有小吃攤嗎？

150
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‎當然，鎮上很多店家會來擺攤

151
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‎有熱狗、鳥巢蛋糕、巧達濃湯等等

152
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‎要不要來點手工全素烘焙點心？

153
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‎雖然不知道是什麼，還是歡迎妳

154
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‎（橋谷鎮公墓，入口）

155
00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:28,626
‎-妳還好嗎？
‎-我沒事，謝謝關心

156
00:10:28,709 --> 00:10:30,251
‎你們在裡面做什麼？

157
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‎挖墳墓

158
00:10:32,376 --> 00:10:35,709
‎完整的屍體可以在暗網賣到好價錢

159
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‎開玩笑的

160
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‎馬力歐，讓她看看

161
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‎我們在測試波譜離子偵測程式

162
00:10:43,084 --> 00:10:44,918
‎可以測量電磁場的波動

163
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‎如果空氣中的電荷受到某種干擾
‎像是…

164
00:10:49,084 --> 00:10:51,501
‎幽靈或是超自然現象

165
00:10:53,876 --> 00:10:58,376
‎你們是什麼組織的嗎？
‎橋谷鎮超自然學會？

166
00:11:01,626 --> 00:11:02,751
‎（超自然學會）

167
00:11:02,834 --> 00:11:04,501
‎就說這T恤很遜吧

168
00:11:04,584 --> 00:11:06,001
‎不會啊，我喜歡

169
00:11:06,584 --> 00:11:08,626
‎-她是誰？
‎-舉止正常一點

170
00:11:09,209 --> 00:11:12,459
‎我是潔米，這是蕾夢娜和馬力歐

171
00:11:12,543 --> 00:11:13,751
‎我是希妮

172
00:11:13,834 --> 00:11:15,126
‎妳是希妮戈登？

173
00:11:15,918 --> 00:11:19,293
‎-你們家搬進霍桑之家
‎-什麼之家？

174
00:11:21,626 --> 00:11:24,334
‎來吧，妳得瞧瞧一樣東西

175
00:11:26,001 --> 00:11:30,168
‎霍桑夫人，20世紀最偉大的靈媒之一

176
00:11:30,251 --> 00:11:33,001
‎她生前住在你們家，並且死在那裡

177
00:11:33,084 --> 00:11:34,709
‎傳聞說她可能還在屋裡

178
00:11:34,793 --> 00:11:37,209
‎所以我家可能是鬼屋？

179
00:11:37,709 --> 00:11:39,584
‎這個小鎮突然變得更酷了

180
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‎看來妳喜歡這類東西

181
00:11:43,251 --> 00:11:46,626
‎算是吧，我本來想創超自然社，但…

182
00:11:46,709 --> 00:11:48,834
‎妳不想被當怪胎

183
00:11:48,918 --> 00:11:52,459
‎不是，我爸要我加入科學社

184
00:11:52,543 --> 00:11:55,959
‎哇，他聽起來超棒的

185
00:11:57,543 --> 00:12:01,793
‎那妳入住後有沒有遇上什麼怪事？

186
00:12:01,876 --> 00:12:03,334
‎-陰風？
‎-能量波動？

187
00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:05,084
‎靈界傳來的聲音？

188
00:12:05,168 --> 00:12:07,709
‎我前幾天晚上有聽到怪聲

189
00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:10,209
‎那絕對不是屋子發出來的

190
00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:17,501
‎這樣的話，妳有任務了

191
00:12:29,168 --> 00:12:32,334
‎好，不太確定要怎麼用

192
00:12:33,168 --> 00:12:34,418
‎就試試囉

193
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‎（通靈板）

194
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‎霍桑夫人

195
00:12:39,876 --> 00:12:40,876
‎妳聽得見嗎？

196
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‎我…

197
00:12:50,626 --> 00:12:51,459
‎在…

198
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‎這…

199
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‎這裡？

200
00:12:58,834 --> 00:12:59,751
‎妳在這裡？

201
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:04,418
‎有人嗎？

202
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‎（相簿）

203
00:15:14,126 --> 00:15:16,543
‎SJ，1927

204
00:15:46,126 --> 00:15:50,001
‎說出來你們一定不信，這棟房子鬧鬼

205
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:52,251
‎什麼？

206
00:15:52,334 --> 00:15:53,793
‎真的啦

207
00:15:53,876 --> 00:15:56,126
‎是一個叫霍桑的吉普賽奶奶

208
00:15:56,209 --> 00:15:58,459
‎她以前就住在這棟房子

209
00:15:58,543 --> 00:16:00,751
‎不知道為什麼，她給了我一個南瓜燈

210
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:04,001
‎我懂了，所以我們應該搬回布魯克林

211
00:16:04,084 --> 00:16:07,751
‎我沒有亂掰，你們都沒聽見怪聲嗎？

212
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:11,251
‎這是老房子，親愛的
‎老房子就像老人

213
00:16:11,334 --> 00:16:14,001
‎-都會發出怪聲
‎-沒錯，屋子有隙縫

214
00:16:14,084 --> 00:16:16,459
‎木頭會熱漲冷縮

215
00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:20,084
‎-不是鬼，是科學
‎-聽好了

216
00:16:20,168 --> 00:16:23,876
‎-我剛才用通靈板應用程式…
‎-拜託，通靈板是騙人的

217
00:16:23,959 --> 00:16:25,543
‎應用程式版又更扯了

218
00:16:25,626 --> 00:16:28,668
‎鬼要幹嘛？找無線網路密碼？

219
00:16:30,001 --> 00:16:32,584
‎我幹嘛白費力氣呢？我早該知道了

220
00:16:32,668 --> 00:16:33,501
‎知道什麼？

221
00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:36,876
‎知道你會嘲笑我相信這種事情

222
00:16:36,959 --> 00:16:38,459
‎就像你平常那樣

223
00:16:38,543 --> 00:16:41,334
‎才怪，我有嘲笑她嗎？

224
00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:43,543
‎你剛才就笑了

225
00:16:43,626 --> 00:16:46,376
‎好，我不是那個意思

226
00:16:46,459 --> 00:16:49,209
‎我只是希望妳能用科學的角度看世界

227
00:16:49,293 --> 00:16:50,293
‎然後妳會發現

228
00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:54,793
‎這些瘋狂的事情都有合理的解釋

229
00:16:54,876 --> 00:16:58,001
‎所以你不是嘲笑我
‎你是覺得我蠢，了解

230
00:16:58,084 --> 00:17:00,418
‎等等，我沒說妳蠢

231
00:17:04,126 --> 00:17:05,043
‎是無知

232
00:17:05,584 --> 00:17:06,876
‎你欠扁喔

233
00:17:07,376 --> 00:17:09,709
‎（橋谷鎮高中
‎第60屆萬聖節嘉年華，就在今晚）

234
00:17:13,918 --> 00:17:16,543
‎（多元共存）

235
00:17:16,626 --> 00:17:20,168
‎終於來了，傳說中的男人

236
00:17:20,251 --> 00:17:22,501
‎美男校長佛洛伊德

237
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:24,043
‎很高興又見面了

238
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,459
‎謝謝你幫我們安頓下來

239
00:17:26,543 --> 00:17:29,126
‎不，霍華，謝謝你學期中來救援

240
00:17:29,209 --> 00:17:30,959
‎真的救了我一命

241
00:17:31,043 --> 00:17:32,876
‎維韋羅斯老師中了樂透

242
00:17:32,959 --> 00:17:35,334
‎就帶著情婦去基威斯特了

243
00:17:35,418 --> 00:17:36,626
‎搞得我們人仰馬翻

244
00:17:38,459 --> 00:17:39,834
‎你不玩樂透吧？

245
00:17:39,918 --> 00:17:40,751
‎不玩

246
00:17:41,293 --> 00:17:42,126
‎好

247
00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:45,251
‎婚姻狀況呢？

248
00:17:45,334 --> 00:17:47,001
‎-如膠似漆，鶼鰈情深
‎-真的嗎？

249
00:17:47,626 --> 00:17:49,543
‎-我帶你去教室
‎-好

250
00:17:51,251 --> 00:17:52,251
‎就是這裡了

251
00:17:54,209 --> 00:17:55,126
‎請看

252
00:17:56,501 --> 00:17:58,209
‎布魯克林還沒這麼齊全呢

253
00:17:58,293 --> 00:17:59,626
‎-對
‎-太好了

254
00:17:59,709 --> 00:18:01,168
‎全新的顯微鏡

255
00:18:01,251 --> 00:18:03,543
‎-對
‎-每桌都有本生燈

256
00:18:04,168 --> 00:18:05,793
‎-鑰匙交給你了
‎-謝謝

257
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:08,543
‎-全新的滅菌器
‎-真不錯

258
00:18:08,626 --> 00:18:11,334
‎-化學藥品櫃，備品充足
‎-好

259
00:18:17,876 --> 00:18:18,709
‎你看看

260
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:21,668
‎科學社幫你準備了驚喜

261
00:18:21,751 --> 00:18:23,126
‎-喜歡嗎？
‎-不喜歡

262
00:18:23,209 --> 00:18:25,293
‎他們叫他啞伯特愛因斯坦

263
00:18:26,334 --> 00:18:27,168
‎快…

264
00:18:27,834 --> 00:18:29,459
‎快拿走

265
00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:30,668
‎真好笑

266
00:18:30,751 --> 00:18:32,043
‎有沒有嚇到？

267
00:18:32,126 --> 00:18:34,584
‎有，嚇死我了

268
00:18:34,668 --> 00:18:35,543
‎太好了

269
00:18:37,334 --> 00:18:38,459
‎同學們，快進來

270
00:18:39,043 --> 00:18:41,043
‎戈登老師是新來的自然老師

271
00:18:41,126 --> 00:18:42,751
‎下半學期將由他來上課

272
00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:48,793
‎我從來沒這麼害怕

273
00:18:48,876 --> 00:18:52,626
‎打開箱子的瞬間
‎我還以為裡面是斷頭

274
00:18:52,709 --> 00:18:55,668
‎結果是顆爛南瓜

275
00:18:57,418 --> 00:18:58,584
‎對了

276
00:18:59,209 --> 00:19:01,251
‎不知道妳今晚有沒有空

277
00:19:01,334 --> 00:19:06,043
‎我們會來學校
‎當“恐怖走廊”的工作人員

278
00:19:06,126 --> 00:19:08,751
‎來瞧瞧吧，很酷喔

279
00:19:08,834 --> 00:19:11,584
‎我們每年都參加，真的酷斃了

280
00:19:11,668 --> 00:19:13,793
‎好吧，確實美中不足

281
00:19:13,876 --> 00:19:17,126
‎但大家都會變裝，也是挺有趣的

282
00:19:17,209 --> 00:19:21,584
‎聽起來真的很酷，但我沒有服裝

283
00:19:23,168 --> 00:19:26,001
‎我們家不過萬聖節

284
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:28,918
‎這話什麼意思？

285
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:32,834
‎我爸討厭萬聖節，他說萬聖節很蠢

286
00:19:34,043 --> 00:19:35,334
‎他根本不懂

287
00:19:35,418 --> 00:19:39,459
‎說來可笑，我覺得他其實害怕萬聖節

288
00:19:40,084 --> 00:19:44,001
‎沒關係，反正我們都會在，想來就來

289
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:45,876
‎-好
‎-再見

290
00:20:09,043 --> 00:20:09,876
‎管他的

291
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:14,084
‎（小氣鬼傑克節）

292
00:20:27,709 --> 00:20:28,918
‎（橋谷鎮烘焙坊）

293
00:20:31,209 --> 00:20:32,626
‎要一個頭飾嗎？

294
00:20:33,126 --> 00:20:33,959
‎謝謝

295
00:20:45,376 --> 00:20:46,209
‎不給糖就搗蛋

296
00:20:49,501 --> 00:20:53,168
‎小朋友
‎絕對不要從樹叢跳出來嚇黑人

297
00:20:53,251 --> 00:20:59,209
‎-明年記得在門口放糖果，萬聖節欸
‎-天啊，趕快離開我家

298
00:21:06,043 --> 00:21:07,918
‎別鬧了，蘇利

299
00:21:09,084 --> 00:21:10,251
‎橡膠蝙蝠

300
00:21:12,709 --> 00:21:13,543
‎休想得逞

301
00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:42,168
‎希妮！

302
00:21:47,918 --> 00:21:48,751
‎嗨，爸

303
00:21:51,834 --> 00:21:52,668
‎好

304
00:21:54,126 --> 00:21:56,168
‎好，我知道是怎麼回事了

305
00:21:56,251 --> 00:21:57,293
‎怎麼回事？

306
00:21:57,376 --> 00:22:00,626
‎我猜妳想惹毛我

307
00:22:00,709 --> 00:22:03,251
‎錯了，我是想找樂子

308
00:22:03,334 --> 00:22:04,834
‎惹毛你只是附加收穫

309
00:22:04,918 --> 00:22:09,543
‎聽著，我很抱歉讓妳覺得我在嘲笑妳

310
00:22:09,626 --> 00:22:10,793
‎還有搬來這裡

311
00:22:10,876 --> 00:22:14,084
‎-這是為了我們家好
‎-還有把我當小孩

312
00:22:14,168 --> 00:22:15,959
‎妳是小孩啊

313
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:20,209
‎爸，不瞞你說
‎我受夠你把我當小寶寶了

314
00:22:20,293 --> 00:22:22,668
‎我14歲了，可以自己做主

315
00:22:23,251 --> 00:22:25,668
‎我來決定自己要過什麼節日

316
00:22:26,501 --> 00:22:29,459
‎還有你心愛的科學社

317
00:22:29,543 --> 00:22:31,543
‎我恨死它了，我要退出

318
00:22:35,001 --> 00:22:35,918
‎是嗎？

319
00:22:36,501 --> 00:22:37,418
‎這樣吧

320
00:22:38,084 --> 00:22:39,001
‎妳被禁足了

321
00:22:40,084 --> 00:22:41,334
‎什麼？為什麼？

322
00:22:42,001 --> 00:22:44,501
‎因為我是妳爸，我說了算

323
00:22:44,584 --> 00:22:45,709
‎立刻回房間去

324
00:22:55,626 --> 00:22:58,709
‎我說了，回房間去

325
00:23:03,334 --> 00:23:06,209
‎不錯喔，整人蠟燭？

326
00:23:06,293 --> 00:23:08,126
‎燭芯加了鎂粉？

327
00:23:08,626 --> 00:23:11,084
‎看我的厲害，這樣如何？

328
00:23:15,918 --> 00:23:16,876
‎怎麼樣？

329
00:23:19,168 --> 00:23:20,001
‎好

330
00:23:21,959 --> 00:23:23,376
‎喜歡嗎？

331
00:23:24,959 --> 00:23:27,959
‎搞一些小把戲，自以為長大了

332
00:23:28,751 --> 00:23:30,668
‎爸，蠟燭還在燒

333
00:23:30,751 --> 00:23:33,668
‎放心吧，唾液中和了…搞什麼？

334
00:23:47,251 --> 00:23:49,001
‎-靠！
‎-嘴巴乾淨點

335
00:23:49,626 --> 00:23:51,376
‎靠！

336
00:24:06,668 --> 00:24:07,876
‎快過來

337
00:24:09,418 --> 00:24:11,626
‎妳竟然帶蝙蝠回來！

338
00:24:11,709 --> 00:24:16,043
‎爸，你以為我真跑去洞穴
‎活捉蝙蝠嗎？

339
00:24:16,126 --> 00:24:17,543
‎不是所有蝙蝠都住在洞裡

340
00:24:18,043 --> 00:24:20,959
‎有些種類住在橋下或樹上

341
00:24:21,459 --> 00:24:23,418
‎有趣的是，西部紅蝙蝠…

342
00:24:23,501 --> 00:24:25,251
‎爸，那不是真蝙蝠

343
00:24:26,834 --> 00:24:28,168
‎看起來就是真的啊！

344
00:24:42,834 --> 00:24:43,668
‎跑去哪了？

345
00:24:44,376 --> 00:24:45,418
‎我不知道

346
00:24:48,251 --> 00:24:49,293
‎爸！

347
00:25:05,626 --> 00:25:07,043
‎我要到好多糖果

348
00:25:14,459 --> 00:25:16,209
‎妳如果是打算惹毛我

349
00:25:16,293 --> 00:25:17,168
‎妳成功了

350
00:25:17,709 --> 00:25:18,959
‎太成功了

351
00:25:41,709 --> 00:25:45,543
‎爸，好像出怪事了

352
00:25:55,834 --> 00:25:58,126
‎-我要去查個清楚
‎-休想

353
00:25:58,793 --> 00:26:00,126
‎妳被禁足了，還記得嗎？

354
00:26:01,376 --> 00:26:02,668
‎妳要打給誰？

355
00:26:04,543 --> 00:26:08,376
‎打給上帝都沒用，我心意已決

356
00:26:09,001 --> 00:26:11,959
‎-希妮，怎麼了？
‎-媽，剛才發生了詭異的屁…

357
00:26:12,626 --> 00:26:14,834
‎發生了詭異的事情

358
00:26:14,918 --> 00:26:16,043
‎真的很誇張

359
00:26:16,126 --> 00:26:18,418
‎萬聖節裝飾都活過來了

360
00:26:18,501 --> 00:26:21,543
‎我想去查個清楚，但爸不准

361
00:26:21,626 --> 00:26:22,459
‎手機拿來

362
00:26:24,168 --> 00:26:28,084
‎-艾蜜莉，妳女兒腦袋不清楚
‎-替你女兒想想吧

363
00:26:28,168 --> 00:26:31,168
‎她想留在布魯克林，你拒絕了

364
00:26:31,251 --> 00:26:35,251
‎-我知道，可是…
‎-她想裝飾房子，你拒絕了

365
00:26:35,834 --> 00:26:37,668
‎她想學芭蕾

366
00:26:38,168 --> 00:26:39,543
‎寶貝，你拒絕了

367
00:26:39,626 --> 00:26:42,834
‎-那是為了她的安全著想
‎-這次不能拒絕她了

368
00:26:42,918 --> 00:26:44,959
‎萬聖節就讓她開心一下吧

369
00:26:45,668 --> 00:26:46,501
‎轉成擴音

370
00:26:51,668 --> 00:26:53,293
‎本庭宣判…

371
00:26:54,543 --> 00:26:55,584
‎-希妮勝訴
‎-太好了

372
00:26:55,668 --> 00:26:56,626
‎可惡

373
00:26:56,709 --> 00:26:58,751
‎司法是公正的

374
00:26:58,834 --> 00:26:59,668
‎好

375
00:27:00,209 --> 00:27:02,543
‎妳可以去，我也一起去

376
00:27:03,043 --> 00:27:04,043
‎-什麼？
‎-聽著

377
00:27:04,126 --> 00:27:05,709
‎瘋子會在萬聖節跑出來

378
00:27:05,793 --> 00:27:07,876
‎這種安全的小鎮也不例外

379
00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:10,501
‎妳明天就可以自主決定

380
00:27:10,584 --> 00:27:12,043
‎今晚還是聽我的

381
00:27:12,126 --> 00:27:13,043
‎本庭同意

382
00:27:13,876 --> 00:27:15,668
‎-讚啦
‎-祝你們玩得開心

383
00:27:15,751 --> 00:27:17,126
‎來逛逛小氣鬼傑克節吧

384
00:27:17,709 --> 00:27:18,709
‎我準備了點心喔

385
00:27:22,751 --> 00:27:24,459
‎腦…

386
00:27:26,084 --> 00:27:28,543
‎別怕，孩子們，這些喪屍不會咬人

387
00:27:29,584 --> 00:27:30,751
‎應該吧

388
00:27:32,793 --> 00:27:36,334
‎鬧你們玩的，去吧，拿點糖果

389
00:27:40,668 --> 00:27:41,751
‎嚇死你們！

390
00:27:41,834 --> 00:27:43,709
‎真是太讚了

391
00:27:43,793 --> 00:27:45,876
‎瞧你們那個臉，超搞笑的

392
00:27:45,959 --> 00:27:47,918
‎簡直魂飛魄散

393
00:27:48,501 --> 00:27:51,501
‎開玩笑的，你們好極了，我喜歡

394
00:27:52,001 --> 00:27:53,168
‎來，拿點糖果

395
00:27:54,168 --> 00:27:56,334
‎來，這些給妳

396
00:27:56,834 --> 00:27:58,126
‎你也來一點

397
00:27:58,209 --> 00:27:59,126
‎請慢用

398
00:28:01,126 --> 00:28:01,959
‎不客氣

399
00:28:03,001 --> 00:28:04,918
‎小心點，外面很多怪人

400
00:28:09,584 --> 00:28:11,168
‎回去睡吧，蘇利文先生

401
00:28:17,668 --> 00:28:18,501
‎真是的

402
00:28:25,793 --> 00:28:26,626
‎什麼鬼？

403
00:28:27,626 --> 00:28:28,584
‎哪來的小傢伙？

404
00:28:30,001 --> 00:28:32,126
‎喂，快滾開

405
00:28:34,334 --> 00:28:35,626
‎很兇嘛

406
00:28:39,459 --> 00:28:40,793
‎嚇到你了吧？

407
00:28:41,876 --> 00:28:43,709
‎好了，快下去

408
00:28:54,668 --> 00:28:56,209
‎爸，我就說吧

409
00:28:56,293 --> 00:28:58,543
‎蝙蝠的眼睛發出紅光

410
00:28:58,626 --> 00:29:02,709
‎就跟這顆南瓜和對街的女巫一樣

411
00:29:03,209 --> 00:29:04,043
‎對

412
00:29:04,543 --> 00:29:06,418
‎女巫活過來了

413
00:29:08,834 --> 00:29:10,626
‎好，妳有什麼計畫？

414
00:29:11,376 --> 00:29:14,626
‎開車到鎮上亂晃
‎尋找紅眼的萬聖節裝飾？

415
00:29:14,709 --> 00:29:17,418
‎總得有人想想辦法，不如就…

416
00:29:20,168 --> 00:29:22,084
‎別跑，希妮，妳要去哪裡？

417
00:29:25,459 --> 00:29:26,376
‎放開我

418
00:29:36,168 --> 00:29:38,459
‎腦…

419
00:29:38,543 --> 00:29:39,918
‎腦…

420
00:29:40,626 --> 00:29:41,459
‎什麼狀況？

421
00:29:41,543 --> 00:29:44,709
‎-腦…
‎-腦…

422
00:29:44,793 --> 00:29:48,251
‎好…

423
00:29:48,334 --> 00:29:50,376
‎來吧，看我的

424
00:29:52,543 --> 00:29:55,209
‎這些機械偶好逼真啊

425
00:29:55,959 --> 00:29:59,209
‎比倉庫裡的蠢狼人厲害多了

426
00:29:59,293 --> 00:30:01,001
‎《屍變》上演了

427
00:30:03,001 --> 00:30:04,251
‎好耶

428
00:30:04,876 --> 00:30:06,543
‎有效嗎？好

429
00:30:06,626 --> 00:30:07,751
‎來吧

430
00:30:08,376 --> 00:30:09,584
‎糟糕

431
00:30:13,959 --> 00:30:16,376
‎腦…

432
00:30:18,001 --> 00:30:19,334
‎這就有點超過了

433
00:30:19,418 --> 00:30:21,209
‎爸，我們得想想辦法

434
00:30:21,293 --> 00:30:23,209
‎希妮，冷靜點

435
00:30:23,293 --> 00:30:26,251
‎他只是表演給討糖果的人看啦

436
00:30:26,334 --> 00:30:28,959
‎不過他的演技逼真到令人不安

437
00:30:29,043 --> 00:30:30,709
‎-我自己去
‎-等等，希妮

438
00:30:30,793 --> 00:30:32,334
‎什麼？妳要做什麼？

439
00:30:40,459 --> 00:30:42,043
‎這樣太粗暴了，希妮

440
00:30:42,126 --> 00:30:44,834
‎讚啦，做得好

441
00:30:49,168 --> 00:30:50,834
‎腦…

442
00:30:54,334 --> 00:30:56,584
‎好，你們玩夠了喔

443
00:31:02,043 --> 00:31:03,543
‎腦…

444
00:31:10,751 --> 00:31:12,709
‎-看招
‎-要死了！

445
00:31:13,709 --> 00:31:15,793
‎希妮，妳沒事吧？

446
00:31:15,876 --> 00:31:18,209
‎發生什麼事？機械偶短路了嗎？

447
00:31:18,293 --> 00:31:21,043
‎我告訴你怎麼了，我被喪屍咬了！

448
00:31:23,084 --> 00:31:25,918
‎天啊，我會變成喪屍嗎？

449
00:31:26,001 --> 00:31:27,334
‎是這樣嗎？

450
00:31:27,418 --> 00:31:30,418
‎不能讓我變喪屍，轟了我的頭

451
00:31:30,501 --> 00:31:32,543
‎什麼？我才不要

452
00:31:32,626 --> 00:31:35,834
‎-我不想變成喪屍！
‎-你不會變成喪屍

453
00:31:36,334 --> 00:31:38,584
‎喪屍是虛構的，好嗎？

454
00:31:39,626 --> 00:31:42,043
‎屍體沒有可運作的神經系統

455
00:31:42,126 --> 00:31:44,334
‎所以它們沒辦法活動

456
00:31:44,418 --> 00:31:45,543
‎基礎生物學

457
00:31:46,168 --> 00:31:48,209
‎我一個字也聽不懂

458
00:31:48,293 --> 00:31:50,584
‎我應該把自己銬在門廊上，以防萬一

459
00:31:50,668 --> 00:31:53,126
‎或是去打破傷風

460
00:31:53,209 --> 00:31:55,834
‎說得好，《比爾教科學》

461
00:31:57,043 --> 00:31:57,876
‎書呆子

462
00:31:58,626 --> 00:31:59,543
‎遜斃了

463
00:32:00,626 --> 00:32:04,209
‎爸，喪屍的眼睛發出紅光

464
00:32:04,293 --> 00:32:07,501
‎就跟蝙蝠和霍桑的南瓜燈一樣

465
00:32:07,584 --> 00:32:10,126
‎這一切都跟她有關，我很確定

466
00:32:11,543 --> 00:32:13,501
‎-我要試著聯繫她
‎-拜託

467
00:32:13,584 --> 00:32:16,001
‎又是通靈板應用程式，饒了我吧

468
00:32:16,084 --> 00:32:20,709
‎-應該還有其他辦法
‎-好，你說說看，我洗耳恭聽

469
00:32:20,793 --> 00:32:23,834
‎要怎麼跟霍桑聯繫？她都死了

470
00:32:23,918 --> 00:32:26,001
‎不，她沒死

471
00:32:28,376 --> 00:32:30,459
‎你們是說老霍桑夫人嗎？

472
00:32:30,543 --> 00:32:31,876
‎對，好

473
00:32:31,959 --> 00:32:34,376
‎她跟那些喪屍一樣死透了

474
00:32:34,959 --> 00:32:37,168
‎不過她的孫女維多莉亞

475
00:32:39,001 --> 00:32:40,209
‎還活得好好的

476
00:32:43,584 --> 00:32:44,418
‎不會吧

477
00:32:46,709 --> 00:32:53,709
‎（蘋果樹蔭，安養院）

478
00:32:56,751 --> 00:32:59,334
‎連安養院都裝飾了？

479
00:33:01,376 --> 00:33:03,043
‎誰會來討糖果啊？

480
00:33:03,126 --> 00:33:06,709
‎保持警覺，隨時可能遇到攻擊

481
00:33:09,376 --> 00:33:12,001
‎對，這裡太危險了

482
00:33:15,834 --> 00:33:17,584
‎南蛙？

483
00:33:17,668 --> 00:33:20,209
‎不是，是南瓜

484
00:33:20,293 --> 00:33:23,543
‎是妳奶奶約瑟芬霍桑的南瓜

485
00:33:23,626 --> 00:33:27,168
‎那不是南瓜，是大頭菜

486
00:33:27,251 --> 00:33:30,251
‎不對，我很確定那是南瓜

487
00:33:30,334 --> 00:33:35,126
‎我說是大頭菜就是大頭菜，呆瓜

488
00:33:35,209 --> 00:33:36,751
‎-呆瓜？
‎-霍桑女士

489
00:33:36,834 --> 00:33:38,709
‎可以跟我們說說這顆大頭菜嗎？

490
00:33:41,918 --> 00:33:44,584
‎那都是好久以前的事了

491
00:33:48,543 --> 00:33:49,584
‎交給我吧，希妮

492
00:33:51,626 --> 00:33:52,459
‎聽好了

493
00:33:54,251 --> 00:33:58,293
‎我不想在這裡浪費太多時間，所以…

494
00:34:04,293 --> 00:34:05,126
‎別急

495
00:34:05,209 --> 00:34:09,501
‎先回答我女兒的問題，然後才給妳

496
00:34:10,168 --> 00:34:11,001
‎好嗎？

497
00:34:14,876 --> 00:34:18,209
‎那是個月黑風高的夜晚

498
00:34:18,293 --> 00:34:19,501
‎當然了

499
00:34:21,626 --> 00:34:24,001
‎-為什麼就不是溽暑天…
‎-天啊

500
00:34:24,084 --> 00:34:25,001
‎好，請說

501
00:34:25,084 --> 00:34:27,668
‎在我奶奶約瑟芬的召喚下

502
00:34:27,751 --> 00:34:31,709
‎世界各地的神秘術士齊聚在我們家

503
00:34:32,501 --> 00:34:33,501
‎霍桑夫人

504
00:34:33,584 --> 00:34:35,709
‎快點，時間不多了

505
00:34:36,376 --> 00:34:38,043
‎午夜即將降臨

506
00:34:43,918 --> 00:34:49,584
‎他們打算施展她魔法書裡的古老咒語

507
00:34:49,668 --> 00:34:52,751
‎好，來施法吧

508
00:34:56,709 --> 00:35:01,126
‎他們舉行了一場降神會

509
00:35:01,626 --> 00:35:05,959
‎好不容易打破了小氣鬼傑克的詛咒

510
00:35:06,584 --> 00:35:10,209
‎等等，真的有小氣鬼傑克？

511
00:35:11,126 --> 00:35:13,126
‎當然是真的

512
00:35:14,168 --> 00:35:17,376
‎我親眼看見他了

513
00:35:17,959 --> 00:35:19,668
‎那雙眼睛嗎？

514
00:35:21,084 --> 00:35:23,084
‎-夠了喔
‎-抱歉，請繼續

515
00:35:23,834 --> 00:35:28,293
‎那盞舊燈籠是撒旦的贈禮

516
00:35:29,751 --> 00:35:34,834
‎就是它賦予傑克
‎穿梭於人間和冥界的能力

517
00:35:34,918 --> 00:35:37,084
‎每到萬聖節

518
00:35:37,168 --> 00:35:40,709
‎他就會折磨橋谷鎮的居民

519
00:35:40,793 --> 00:35:46,334
‎根據協議，他只能從日落待到午夜

520
00:35:46,418 --> 00:35:48,918
‎東部標準時間嗎？

521
00:35:49,001 --> 00:35:50,626
‎-爸
‎-怎麼了？

522
00:35:51,376 --> 00:35:54,584
‎但傑克不滿意一年只有一晚

523
00:35:55,084 --> 00:35:58,209
‎他想要每晚都是萬聖節

524
00:36:02,084 --> 00:36:04,209
‎原來協議有漏洞

525
00:36:04,293 --> 00:36:07,543
‎傑克有機會永遠留在人間

526
00:36:07,626 --> 00:36:09,751
‎隨心所欲製造混亂

527
00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:12,001
‎只要他在午夜時分

528
00:36:12,084 --> 00:36:16,334
‎找到另一個靈魂做他的替死鬼

529
00:36:25,459 --> 00:36:29,084
‎就在1927年的萬聖節之夜

530
00:36:29,168 --> 00:36:33,834
‎我奶奶約瑟芬阻止了那混蛋的陰謀

531
00:36:41,834 --> 00:36:45,793
‎她用魔法把小氣鬼傑克的魂魄

532
00:36:45,876 --> 00:36:48,959
‎封印在他自己的燈籠裡

533
00:36:57,251 --> 00:36:58,834
‎再見了，傑克

534
00:37:05,376 --> 00:37:09,001
‎只要沒人去點亮那盞燈籠

535
00:37:09,084 --> 00:37:12,293
‎就沒什麼好怕的啦

536
00:37:17,584 --> 00:37:20,543
‎如果我們點亮燈籠了呢？

537
00:37:21,043 --> 00:37:22,584
‎那你們死定了

538
00:37:23,293 --> 00:37:24,168
‎譚美，妳好嗎？

539
00:37:24,251 --> 00:37:25,293
‎不太好

540
00:37:25,376 --> 00:37:28,501
‎收到一大堆抱怨
‎好多人家門口的裝飾不見了

541
00:37:29,084 --> 00:37:31,168
‎橡樹鎮的無賴就是愛惡作劇

542
00:37:32,668 --> 00:37:35,043
‎-妳準備了什麼？
‎-自己來

543
00:37:35,126 --> 00:37:38,251
‎這些都是無麩質、無黃豆的全素點心

544
00:37:39,043 --> 00:37:41,751
‎萬聖節良伴，健康零嘴

545
00:37:42,459 --> 00:37:43,459
‎來，試試這個

546
00:37:43,543 --> 00:37:45,418
‎紅絲絨瑪芬

547
00:37:45,501 --> 00:37:48,293
‎以甜菜根取代人工色素

548
00:37:55,918 --> 00:37:57,293
‎吃得到甜菜根呢

549
00:37:58,501 --> 00:38:01,084
‎有甜菜，也有根

550
00:38:02,584 --> 00:38:03,793
‎應有盡有

551
00:38:04,751 --> 00:38:06,793
‎-沒錯
‎-看過小氣鬼傑克了嗎？

552
00:38:06,876 --> 00:38:07,918
‎還沒

553
00:38:12,418 --> 00:38:14,834
‎南瓜雕刻大賽的優勝作品

554
00:38:14,918 --> 00:38:17,459
‎將成為傑克的頭

555
00:38:24,209 --> 00:38:26,043
‎我去喝點東西順一下

556
00:38:27,626 --> 00:38:28,876
‎喉嚨卡卡的

557
00:38:31,751 --> 00:38:33,501
‎你怎麼看？

558
00:38:35,876 --> 00:38:39,751
‎我看這奶奶已經神智不清了

559
00:38:40,293 --> 00:38:42,793
‎那燈籠明顯是顆南瓜

560
00:38:43,376 --> 00:38:46,543
‎爸，你認真？
‎如果維多莉亞說的是真的呢？

561
00:38:46,626 --> 00:38:49,876
‎如果在通靈板回應我的
‎不是霍桑夫人呢？

562
00:38:49,959 --> 00:38:53,876
‎如果真是小氣鬼傑克
‎誘導我去找到他的燈籠

563
00:38:53,959 --> 00:38:56,918
‎那我點亮燈籠的瞬間
‎就喚醒、解放他了

564
00:38:57,001 --> 00:39:00,084
‎現在他又讓所有的萬聖節裝飾活過來

565
00:39:00,168 --> 00:39:01,876
‎別胡說，希妮

566
00:39:01,959 --> 00:39:05,918
‎萬聖節裝飾活過來？根本沒有這種事

567
00:39:10,584 --> 00:39:12,751
‎這裝扮很逼真耶

568
00:39:19,418 --> 00:39:21,543
‎不太適合養老院就是了

569
00:39:25,126 --> 00:39:26,543
‎不行，我的死期未到

570
00:39:37,501 --> 00:39:40,293
‎這應該是澳洲漏斗網蜘蛛

571
00:39:40,876 --> 00:39:42,126
‎六疣蛛科

572
00:39:44,418 --> 00:39:45,501
‎很危險嗎？

573
00:39:45,584 --> 00:39:47,709
‎如果是真的就危險了

574
00:39:48,918 --> 00:39:50,626
‎幸好只是塑膠做的

575
00:40:03,876 --> 00:40:05,418
‎蜘蛛是活的！

576
00:40:14,293 --> 00:40:15,251
‎不可能啊

577
00:40:25,251 --> 00:40:26,084
‎待在這裡

578
00:40:30,709 --> 00:40:31,918
‎好

579
00:40:37,209 --> 00:40:39,459
‎希妮，快問快答

580
00:40:39,543 --> 00:40:46,126
‎哪些居家清潔劑
‎可以調配出強酸溶劑？

581
00:40:46,209 --> 00:40:49,709
‎現在不是上自然課的時候吧？

582
00:40:49,793 --> 00:40:51,084
‎有道理

583
00:40:55,418 --> 00:40:56,959
‎開到噴霧模式了

584
00:40:57,668 --> 00:40:59,834
‎噴灑模式才夠看

585
00:41:19,293 --> 00:41:20,126
‎希妮

586
00:41:27,501 --> 00:41:28,876
‎快出去

587
00:41:28,959 --> 00:41:30,584
‎動作快

588
00:41:30,668 --> 00:41:32,709
‎天啊，快幫幫我

589
00:41:36,459 --> 00:41:38,209
‎抓他，他比我老

590
00:41:38,293 --> 00:41:44,543
‎雙氧水和漂白劑中的醋酸
‎可以製成乙酸

591
00:41:44,626 --> 00:41:45,959
‎腐蝕性超強

592
00:41:54,168 --> 00:41:55,168
‎不好了

593
00:41:57,793 --> 00:42:00,543
‎我們來的時候
‎屋頂上是不是有個大蜘蛛？

594
00:42:09,209 --> 00:42:10,209
‎希妮

595
00:42:12,626 --> 00:42:14,751
‎來啊！

596
00:42:43,043 --> 00:42:46,501
‎好，放輕鬆，蜘蛛，聽著

597
00:42:46,584 --> 00:42:47,709
‎我知道你很怒

598
00:42:47,793 --> 00:42:49,876
‎我也討厭《夏綠蒂的網》的結局

599
00:42:50,418 --> 00:42:52,293
‎夏綠蒂太慘了，豬才該受罪

600
00:42:59,668 --> 00:43:00,668
‎希妮！

601
00:43:12,251 --> 00:43:13,334
‎喂，小小蜘蛛

602
00:43:21,001 --> 00:43:23,293
‎-我們得離開這裡
‎-好

603
00:43:26,168 --> 00:43:27,001
‎好

604
00:43:27,501 --> 00:43:30,376
‎橋谷鎮肯定發生了不尋常的事

605
00:43:30,459 --> 00:43:31,293
‎是喔？

606
00:43:31,376 --> 00:43:36,001
‎但一定有合理、科學的解釋

607
00:43:36,084 --> 00:43:38,626
‎你沒看到剛才發生什麼事嗎？

608
00:43:42,793 --> 00:43:43,876
‎我看到了

609
00:43:45,168 --> 00:43:47,334
‎顯然發生了瘋狂的事情

610
00:43:48,043 --> 00:43:51,918
‎就算再瘋狂，還是可以有合理的解釋

611
00:43:52,001 --> 00:43:53,543
‎你在說什麼？

612
00:43:58,209 --> 00:44:00,293
‎爸，怎麼回事？

613
00:44:02,251 --> 00:44:04,084
‎事情發生在1985年的萬聖節

614
00:44:05,376 --> 00:44:07,418
‎我和朋友出門去討糖果

615
00:44:07,918 --> 00:44:11,418
‎他們要我去一棟廢棄建築
‎證明我不是膽小鬼

616
00:44:12,001 --> 00:44:16,126
‎結果我沒踩好，直接掉進地下室

617
00:44:16,709 --> 00:44:18,251
‎然後我就看到他們了

618
00:44:19,709 --> 00:44:22,543
‎數也數不清的骷髏

619
00:44:24,209 --> 00:44:25,293
‎到處都是

620
00:44:26,876 --> 00:44:28,209
‎活生生的骷髏

621
00:44:28,293 --> 00:44:30,334
‎既然曾發生那種事

622
00:44:30,418 --> 00:44:32,418
‎為什麼現在就不會發生？

623
00:44:33,418 --> 00:44:35,501
‎因為那並沒有發生

624
00:44:36,293 --> 00:44:38,459
‎一個月後，我們在上自然課

625
00:44:38,543 --> 00:44:43,709
‎老師說腦震盪會造成暫時性幻覺

626
00:44:44,251 --> 00:44:45,376
‎這就是答案

627
00:44:46,001 --> 00:44:50,168
‎從此之後
‎我明白任何事都有合理的解釋

628
00:44:50,668 --> 00:44:53,543
‎-那是科學，不是魔法
‎-所以…

629
00:44:54,209 --> 00:44:57,543
‎是“科學萬歲”
‎不是“天靈靈，地靈靈”

630
00:44:57,626 --> 00:45:01,043
‎那你解釋一下蜘蛛怎麼會活過來

631
00:45:01,126 --> 00:45:02,584
‎還想吃了我們

632
00:45:03,584 --> 00:45:04,418
‎這個嘛

633
00:45:05,126 --> 00:45:08,584
‎也許瓦斯外洩了，導致出現集體幻覺

634
00:45:08,668 --> 00:45:11,501
‎又或許是小氣鬼傑克在搞鬼

635
00:45:13,334 --> 00:45:16,418
‎不管是哪種，它都像病毒一樣散播

636
00:45:17,626 --> 00:45:18,584
‎其實很合理

637
00:45:19,876 --> 00:45:21,709
‎因為是從蝙蝠開始的

638
00:45:21,793 --> 00:45:25,293
‎好，聽我說，假設是傑克搞的鬼

639
00:45:25,376 --> 00:45:29,709
‎維多莉亞說
‎她奶奶把傑克封印在燈籠裡

640
00:45:30,501 --> 00:45:32,168
‎也許我們也能那麼做

641
00:45:32,668 --> 00:45:33,626
‎再次封印他

642
00:45:33,709 --> 00:45:35,501
‎好，假設妳是對的

643
00:45:35,584 --> 00:45:36,834
‎請問要怎麼抓鬼？

644
00:45:36,918 --> 00:45:41,876
‎這完全是虛構、毫無根據的事啊

645
00:45:42,793 --> 00:45:43,626
‎我不知道

646
00:45:45,376 --> 00:45:47,751
‎但我同學可能有頭緒

647
00:45:56,876 --> 00:45:58,543
‎好，希妮，別跑遠

648
00:46:00,459 --> 00:46:01,918
‎希妮

649
00:46:02,001 --> 00:46:03,251
‎跑太遠了！

650
00:46:04,084 --> 00:46:06,959
‎各位，真的太感謝你們了

651
00:46:07,043 --> 00:46:08,793
‎-進度如何？
‎-我們查到這個

652
00:46:08,876 --> 00:46:11,084
‎抓鬼需要咒語

653
00:46:11,168 --> 00:46:13,459
‎最好是古老的羅姆語束縛咒

654
00:46:13,543 --> 00:46:16,584
‎-有推薦的吉普賽女巫嗎？
‎-都不在世上了

655
00:46:17,793 --> 00:46:19,084
‎那是妳爸嗎？

656
00:46:19,168 --> 00:46:20,001
‎希妮

657
00:46:22,251 --> 00:46:23,209
‎對

658
00:46:23,834 --> 00:46:25,084
‎爸，這些是我同學

659
00:46:25,168 --> 00:46:26,751
‎各位，這我爸

660
00:46:26,834 --> 00:46:28,834
‎嗨，你們好

661
00:46:29,334 --> 00:46:30,918
‎擊拳，沒興趣？

662
00:46:31,959 --> 00:46:33,209
‎不理我？好

663
00:46:33,918 --> 00:46:35,918
‎打扮得不錯喔，我來猜猜看

664
00:46:37,376 --> 00:46:38,418
‎《金剛戰士》

665
00:46:39,334 --> 00:46:40,168
‎瑪丹娜

666
00:46:42,001 --> 00:46:43,168
‎波多黎各王子

667
00:46:43,751 --> 00:46:44,751
‎你好老喔

668
00:46:45,584 --> 00:46:47,043
‎還有其他辦法嗎？

669
00:46:47,126 --> 00:46:49,918
‎有，我找到一篇網路文章

670
00:46:50,001 --> 00:46:53,293
‎據說霍桑夫人過世後
‎部分遺物被拍賣掉了

671
00:46:54,001 --> 00:46:57,543
‎其中一樣是她的魔法書，咒語書

672
00:46:58,126 --> 00:46:59,126
‎我知道

673
00:46:59,209 --> 00:47:02,626
‎就是它，爸，我們需要那本書

674
00:47:03,334 --> 00:47:04,918
‎好，饒舌小子

675
00:47:05,584 --> 00:47:08,251
‎文章有提到買家嗎？

676
00:47:08,334 --> 00:47:12,043
‎有，是一位裝模作樣的古董商

677
00:47:12,626 --> 00:47:13,959
‎薛爾登史金納

678
00:47:14,043 --> 00:47:16,501
‎聽我說，史金納就在這裡

679
00:47:17,043 --> 00:47:20,126
‎他穿著哈佛運動衫和醜褲

680
00:47:20,209 --> 00:47:22,959
‎還買了南瓜園驚悚嘉黏華的門票

681
00:47:23,043 --> 00:47:24,501
‎我們得分頭行動

682
00:47:24,584 --> 00:47:26,209
‎好，拿去

683
00:47:26,293 --> 00:47:28,709
‎什麼是醜褲？我身上的是嗎？

684
00:47:28,793 --> 00:47:30,834
‎（驚悚嘉黏華）

685
00:47:34,293 --> 00:47:38,501
‎妳剛才說要退出科學社是認真的嗎？

686
00:47:38,584 --> 00:47:41,834
‎爸，我不知道
‎我以前覺得那很有趣

687
00:47:41,918 --> 00:47:44,418
‎而且你擺明了希望我加入

688
00:47:44,501 --> 00:47:46,709
‎就像你希望我去學空手道

689
00:47:46,793 --> 00:47:48,834
‎各位女士、食屍鬼們

690
00:47:48,918 --> 00:47:53,834
‎歡迎來到我們恐怖刺激的表演
‎驚悚嘉黏華

691
00:47:54,501 --> 00:47:57,293
‎你們寫錯字了

692
00:48:01,126 --> 00:48:02,584
‎（怪胎秀）

693
00:48:12,084 --> 00:48:13,209
‎爸

694
00:48:13,293 --> 00:48:14,126
‎你看

695
00:48:14,626 --> 00:48:16,626
‎傑克一定就在這裡

696
00:48:25,084 --> 00:48:27,834
‎你有什麼問題？幹嘛打我？

697
00:48:27,918 --> 00:48:29,293
‎真的很抱歉

698
00:48:29,376 --> 00:48:30,834
‎我們認錯人了

699
00:48:30,918 --> 00:48:32,168
‎痛死我了

700
00:48:32,251 --> 00:48:34,251
‎小寶貝，乖，好

701
00:48:47,459 --> 00:48:49,168
‎妳從小就不喜歡小丑

702
00:48:50,209 --> 00:48:52,418
‎尤其是有斧頭的

703
00:49:05,668 --> 00:49:06,876
‎別跑，希妮

704
00:49:07,626 --> 00:49:09,293
‎他們是演員啦

705
00:49:11,709 --> 00:49:12,543
‎嗨

706
00:49:13,834 --> 00:49:16,751
‎你不能隨便碰我
‎除非我簽了免責同意書

707
00:49:18,418 --> 00:49:20,209
‎好喔

708
00:49:20,293 --> 00:49:21,376
‎別激動

709
00:49:21,459 --> 00:49:23,459
‎只是不小心打了你的嬰兒朋友嘛

710
00:49:30,418 --> 00:49:31,793
‎不是演員？

711
00:49:38,001 --> 00:49:39,459
‎希妮，小丑不是演員！

712
00:49:40,084 --> 00:49:42,959
‎我再說一次！小丑不是演員！

713
00:49:44,084 --> 00:49:45,876
‎書不在你手上了

714
00:49:45,959 --> 00:49:48,084
‎對，前陣子賣的

715
00:49:48,168 --> 00:49:50,543
‎我以為霍桑的東西能賣好價錢

716
00:49:50,626 --> 00:49:54,834
‎結果只有瘋子和邪教徒
‎對那垃圾有興趣

717
00:49:55,751 --> 00:49:56,584
‎無意冒犯

718
00:49:56,668 --> 00:49:59,543
‎你所謂的邪教徒是類似撒旦教徒嗎？

719
00:49:59,626 --> 00:50:02,418
‎不是類似，那個人就是

720
00:50:02,501 --> 00:50:05,168
‎你還記得買家的名字嗎？

721
00:50:05,251 --> 00:50:06,876
‎我不記得他的名字了

722
00:50:07,709 --> 00:50:10,876
‎但他的收件地址我一輩子也忘不了

723
00:50:10,959 --> 00:50:14,293
‎猛鬼街666號

724
00:50:17,251 --> 00:50:19,084
‎就像我說的，瘋子

725
00:50:20,751 --> 00:50:23,376
‎好，先去攤位看看，要是她不在…

726
00:50:23,459 --> 00:50:25,668
‎有殺人小丑！

727
00:50:25,751 --> 00:50:28,626
‎-希妮，怎麼回事？
‎-小氣鬼傑克來了

728
00:50:28,709 --> 00:50:29,793
‎-什麼？
‎-在哪裡？

729
00:50:29,876 --> 00:50:31,459
‎到處都是

730
00:50:34,918 --> 00:50:35,918
‎希妮，不要啊

731
00:50:36,543 --> 00:50:38,501
‎那裡是恐怖走廊

732
00:50:38,584 --> 00:50:41,376
‎幹嘛不去南瓜園啦？

733
00:50:56,751 --> 00:50:57,709
‎是死路

734
00:51:06,209 --> 00:51:07,376
‎各位，這裡

735
00:51:12,043 --> 00:51:13,209
‎好，往哪走？

736
00:51:13,293 --> 00:51:14,626
‎雞蛋雞蛋破雞蛋…

737
00:51:15,709 --> 00:51:17,084
‎快跑啊！

738
00:51:24,834 --> 00:51:25,959
‎希妮

739
00:51:26,043 --> 00:51:27,043
‎爸？

740
00:51:27,126 --> 00:51:27,959
‎希妮

741
00:51:34,876 --> 00:51:35,709
‎爸

742
00:51:36,834 --> 00:51:37,668
‎希妮

743
00:51:39,959 --> 00:51:43,418
‎爸？

744
00:51:45,709 --> 00:51:48,626
‎-別緊張，是我
‎-爸

745
00:51:50,293 --> 00:51:53,293
‎-沒事了，女兒
‎-是出口標示，我們快出去了

746
00:52:00,543 --> 00:52:01,918
‎好，退到後面

747
00:52:02,834 --> 00:52:05,959
‎恐怖小丑，我要讓你再也笑不出來

748
00:52:06,043 --> 00:52:09,251
‎來啊，你的死期到了

749
00:52:15,001 --> 00:52:16,084
‎爸！

750
00:52:32,584 --> 00:52:33,543
‎晚安啦

751
00:52:33,626 --> 00:52:34,834
‎做得好

752
00:52:35,876 --> 00:52:39,168
‎還好有我先幫妳耗他體力
‎不過妳這招收尾很帥

753
00:52:39,251 --> 00:52:40,168
‎謝謝你喔

754
00:52:40,918 --> 00:52:41,751
‎各位

755
00:52:43,168 --> 00:52:44,168
‎快過來

756
00:52:45,251 --> 00:52:48,084
‎小丑幹嘛拿斧頭啦？

757
00:52:48,168 --> 00:52:49,001
‎快跑

758
00:52:51,751 --> 00:52:55,126
‎右轉，那邊，車在大門

759
00:53:00,751 --> 00:53:03,876
‎-現在怎麼辦？
‎-騎腳踏車

760
00:53:03,959 --> 00:53:07,626
‎要是我爸會騎腳踏車就太好了

761
00:53:07,709 --> 00:53:09,293
‎真假？你不會騎腳踏車？

762
00:53:09,376 --> 00:53:11,751
‎大家都說讀萬卷書勝過行萬里路

763
00:53:14,584 --> 00:53:16,543
‎好，騎腳踏車，快啊

764
00:53:22,543 --> 00:53:24,251
‎這現象簡直呈指數成長

765
00:53:24,334 --> 00:53:28,668
‎一個怪物傳給另一個
‎然後又不斷傳出去

766
00:53:28,751 --> 00:53:31,126
‎按這速度，橋谷鎮午夜就淪陷了

767
00:53:31,209 --> 00:53:35,126
‎維多莉亞說
‎要是我們沒在午夜前阻止傑克

768
00:53:35,209 --> 00:53:37,251
‎他就會找一個替死鬼

769
00:53:37,334 --> 00:53:39,209
‎然後每天都是萬聖節了

770
00:53:39,293 --> 00:53:41,168
‎-也許我們該報警
‎-爸

771
00:53:41,251 --> 00:53:44,168
‎你真的覺得警察會相信嗎？

772
00:53:44,251 --> 00:53:46,876
‎-你之前根本不信
‎-因為沒道理啊

773
00:53:46,959 --> 00:53:49,376
‎有些事不需要道理，爸

774
00:53:51,084 --> 00:53:54,543
‎接下來是大家期待已久的一刻

775
00:53:54,626 --> 00:53:58,459
‎誰的南瓜將成為今年的小氣鬼傑克？

776
00:53:59,709 --> 00:54:01,376
‎優勝者是…

777
00:54:02,668 --> 00:54:04,376
‎丹布朗

778
00:54:05,501 --> 00:54:08,209
‎天啊

779
00:54:08,293 --> 00:54:11,501
‎輸了吧，蓋瑞，吃屁吧！

780
00:54:12,001 --> 00:54:14,751
‎我贏了，媽！我成功了！

781
00:54:15,334 --> 00:54:18,126
‎我們贏了

782
00:54:18,209 --> 00:54:19,959
‎-過來
‎-走開

783
00:54:20,043 --> 00:54:22,751
‎趕快幫小氣鬼傑克裝上頭吧

784
00:54:22,834 --> 00:54:23,834
‎好耶

785
00:54:23,918 --> 00:54:26,168
‎（猛鬼街，此路不通）

786
00:54:47,626 --> 00:54:49,876
‎-好，就是這裡
‎-要撞上了

787
00:54:54,918 --> 00:54:55,751
‎好

788
00:54:57,793 --> 00:55:01,168
‎我想妳應該不是故意的

789
00:55:06,001 --> 00:55:06,834
‎骷髏

790
00:55:08,584 --> 00:55:10,376
‎怎麼偏偏是骷髏？

791
00:55:12,251 --> 00:55:14,084
‎我還是待在這裡好了

792
00:55:14,168 --> 00:55:16,043
‎什麼？不行，快點來

793
00:55:37,126 --> 00:55:38,209
‎好

794
00:55:38,293 --> 00:55:39,334
‎你們確定嗎？

795
00:55:40,043 --> 00:55:42,668
‎我沒見過活生生的撒旦教徒

796
00:55:42,751 --> 00:55:44,793
‎要配戴十字架嗎？

797
00:55:44,876 --> 00:55:46,334
‎只有一個辦法能知道了

798
00:55:54,793 --> 00:55:56,584
‎佛洛伊德校長？

799
00:55:56,668 --> 00:55:58,876
‎同學們好，霍華也來了

800
00:55:58,959 --> 00:56:01,793
‎真是驚喜，在討糖果嗎？

801
00:56:01,876 --> 00:56:04,834
‎你們走運了，今年我準備了…

802
00:56:06,126 --> 00:56:08,168
‎迷你牙膏

803
00:56:16,459 --> 00:56:18,293
‎佛洛伊德校長

804
00:56:19,418 --> 00:56:20,834
‎你信撒旦教嗎？

805
00:56:21,584 --> 00:56:23,001
‎怎麼會呢，霍華

806
00:56:24,084 --> 00:56:28,584
‎-搞什麼？
‎-我可是基督教小鎮的校長

807
00:56:28,668 --> 00:56:31,168
‎別誤會，我只是收藏家

808
00:56:31,251 --> 00:56:34,959
‎有人收集郵票，有人收集蝴蝶

809
00:56:35,043 --> 00:56:39,418
‎我則收集關於永世不得超生的物品

810
00:56:41,418 --> 00:56:44,668
‎這就是你們要找的東西

811
00:56:47,001 --> 00:56:47,959
‎好，來吧

812
00:56:54,043 --> 00:56:56,126
‎爸，你懂拉丁語，那什麼意思？

813
00:56:59,459 --> 00:57:01,293
‎惡靈啊

814
00:57:01,876 --> 00:57:04,293
‎我要將你囚禁起來

815
00:57:04,376 --> 00:57:07,293
‎束縛於…有的沒的

816
00:57:07,376 --> 00:57:08,834
‎好，所以要怎麼做？

817
00:57:08,918 --> 00:57:11,209
‎就跟一般束縛咒一樣

818
00:57:11,293 --> 00:57:15,293
‎找一個合適的容器，接近目標

819
00:57:15,376 --> 00:57:16,251
‎千萬小心

820
00:57:16,834 --> 00:57:18,709
‎接著唸出這些咒語

821
00:57:18,793 --> 00:57:21,751
‎然後就抓到鬼了

822
00:57:21,834 --> 00:57:22,918
‎要多接近？

823
00:57:23,543 --> 00:57:24,501
‎不知道

824
00:57:24,584 --> 00:57:27,418
‎這些咒語並沒有嚴格的規定

825
00:57:27,918 --> 00:57:29,501
‎但我知道一件事

826
00:57:29,584 --> 00:57:32,376
‎唸咒語時，你必須相信它

827
00:57:33,418 --> 00:57:36,209
‎全心全意地相信

828
00:57:38,751 --> 00:57:40,459
‎毫無保留

829
00:57:52,543 --> 00:57:54,168
‎是你點的披薩嗎？

830
00:57:59,626 --> 00:58:01,126
‎你一定都給很少小費

831
00:58:15,251 --> 00:58:16,084
‎快逃啊

832
00:58:32,793 --> 00:58:36,043
‎-幹嘛幫骷髏戴安全帽啦？
‎-很可愛啊

833
00:58:49,709 --> 00:58:51,626
‎希妮，保護好魔法書

834
00:59:05,709 --> 00:59:07,251
‎快把書帶走

835
00:59:13,209 --> 00:59:14,459
‎希妮

836
00:59:18,251 --> 00:59:19,084
‎我拿到了

837
00:59:31,709 --> 00:59:32,918
‎咒語著火了！

838
00:59:33,001 --> 00:59:35,543
‎-快點逃出去
‎-走後門

839
00:59:35,626 --> 00:59:39,168
‎爸，我們必須拿回咒語
‎才能挽救這一切

840
00:59:39,251 --> 00:59:42,584
‎先顧好自己的小命吧，快點過來

841
00:59:45,501 --> 00:59:47,001
‎-我們走
‎-快點

842
00:59:47,084 --> 00:59:47,918
‎動作快

843
00:59:51,126 --> 00:59:52,584
‎逃去地下室

844
00:59:52,668 --> 00:59:53,876
‎快跑啊

845
00:59:54,834 --> 00:59:56,043
‎去地下室

846
00:59:56,126 --> 00:59:58,168
‎-快跑
‎-動作快

847
01:00:07,168 --> 01:00:08,501
‎馬力歐，幫幫忙

848
01:00:12,876 --> 01:00:14,626
‎爸，想想辦法啊

849
01:00:19,543 --> 01:00:21,584
‎爸，你是怎麼了？

850
01:00:24,626 --> 01:00:26,168
‎骷髏

851
01:00:26,251 --> 01:00:28,168
‎-他們要來了
‎-怎麼辦？

852
01:00:29,293 --> 01:00:32,251
‎發生了無法解釋的事，那又如何？

853
01:00:32,834 --> 01:00:33,959
‎這一切都是真的

854
01:00:34,668 --> 01:00:36,834
‎知道這時候你能怎麼樣嗎？

855
01:00:39,293 --> 01:00:41,626
‎你可以打爆它

856
01:00:46,459 --> 01:00:48,376
‎一天布魯克林人

857
01:00:48,459 --> 01:00:50,376
‎終身布魯克林魂

858
01:00:57,126 --> 01:00:59,376
‎希妮，快問快答

859
01:00:59,959 --> 01:01:02,209
‎電鋸最初叫什麼？

860
01:01:09,543 --> 01:01:10,668
‎鋸骨機

861
01:01:15,626 --> 01:01:16,459
‎讚啦

862
01:01:17,043 --> 01:01:19,543
‎這個剛剛好

863
01:02:15,418 --> 01:02:16,251
‎哪招？

864
01:02:54,751 --> 01:02:57,209
‎我的撒旦啊，霍華

865
01:03:00,668 --> 01:03:03,876
‎希妮，我對妳爸另眼相看了

866
01:03:05,043 --> 01:03:07,668
‎我從沒見過這麼帥的場面

867
01:03:17,543 --> 01:03:20,709
‎糟糕，希望有人記得咒語

868
01:03:26,918 --> 01:03:28,584
‎什麼聲音？

869
01:03:43,418 --> 01:03:46,168
‎萬聖節裝飾都不見了

870
01:03:46,251 --> 01:03:47,501
‎跑去哪裡了？

871
01:03:48,293 --> 01:03:49,709
‎小氣鬼傑克節

872
01:03:50,209 --> 01:03:51,376
‎他在組織大軍

873
01:03:52,668 --> 01:03:53,501
‎媽

874
01:03:54,209 --> 01:03:59,584
‎神父，這些是無蛋椰子鳳梨司康

875
01:04:00,084 --> 01:04:02,126
‎-太厲害了
‎-是啊

876
01:04:07,209 --> 01:04:08,501
‎如何？

877
01:04:10,584 --> 01:04:12,543
‎我真的不能說謊

878
01:04:14,126 --> 01:04:16,001
‎讚，超愛

879
01:04:17,168 --> 01:04:19,334
‎歡迎今年的優勝南瓜

880
01:04:22,834 --> 01:04:25,751
‎好吧，該收工了

881
01:04:27,043 --> 01:04:28,959
‎給小氣鬼傑克一點歡呼吧

882
01:04:30,376 --> 01:04:35,501
‎小氣鬼傑克…

883
01:04:39,376 --> 01:04:40,459
‎往哪邊？

884
01:04:42,834 --> 01:04:45,418
‎還要過幾條馬路，往那邊

885
01:04:45,501 --> 01:04:47,876
‎也可以抄捷徑，穿過公墓

886
01:04:47,959 --> 01:04:49,001
‎好，走吧

887
01:04:51,459 --> 01:04:53,793
‎希望公墓裡沒有裝飾

888
01:04:53,876 --> 01:04:57,084
‎（橋谷鎮公墓）

889
01:05:04,543 --> 01:05:06,459
‎希妮，妳在做什麼？

890
01:05:06,543 --> 01:05:09,084
‎-快點，我們得找到妳媽
‎-然後呢，爸？

891
01:05:09,168 --> 01:05:12,168
‎小氣鬼傑克已經完全掌控橋谷鎮了

892
01:05:12,251 --> 01:05:15,376
‎沒有霍桑夫人的咒語，就阻止不了他

893
01:05:15,876 --> 01:05:17,418
‎我們需要那個咒語

894
01:05:18,209 --> 01:05:19,209
‎妳有什麼計畫？

895
01:05:20,709 --> 01:05:22,126
‎（霍桑）

896
01:05:26,168 --> 01:05:27,751
‎我不確定行不行得通

897
01:05:27,834 --> 01:05:31,543
‎我在社區中心主持過幾場週末降神會

898
01:05:31,626 --> 01:05:32,709
‎但已經好多年前了

899
01:05:32,793 --> 01:05:34,876
‎拜託了，試試看吧

900
01:05:34,959 --> 01:05:38,084
‎好，大家手牽起來

901
01:05:39,501 --> 01:05:41,334
‎真是太扯了

902
01:05:43,001 --> 01:05:45,793
‎不過我非常支持這種活動

903
01:05:46,376 --> 01:05:49,876
‎傳遞能量

904
01:05:50,459 --> 01:05:51,918
‎-之類的
‎-謝謝

905
01:05:53,334 --> 01:05:54,334
‎閉上眼睛

906
01:05:55,584 --> 01:05:58,126
‎重申一次，我有點生疏了…

907
01:06:04,459 --> 01:06:05,418
‎大家一起

908
01:06:25,459 --> 01:06:26,584
‎霍桑女士？

909
01:06:28,293 --> 01:06:30,251
‎約瑟芬霍桑女士

910
01:06:31,126 --> 01:06:32,251
‎妳在這裡嗎？

911
01:06:33,418 --> 01:06:34,834
‎聽得見嗎？

912
01:06:34,918 --> 01:06:37,084
‎我當然聽見了，孩子

913
01:06:39,668 --> 01:06:42,751
‎我又沒聾，我只是死了

914
01:06:46,251 --> 01:06:49,418
‎見鬼了，我幹了什麼好事？

915
01:06:49,501 --> 01:06:51,209
‎我要上傳到抖音

916
01:06:52,126 --> 01:06:53,543
‎我把小氣鬼傑克放出來了

917
01:06:53,626 --> 01:06:54,834
‎妳說什麼？

918
01:06:55,418 --> 01:06:56,543
‎身為鎮長

919
01:06:56,626 --> 01:07:01,376
‎很榮幸能為大家點亮
‎今年的小氣鬼傑克

920
01:07:01,459 --> 01:07:03,626
‎對，點起來

921
01:07:07,084 --> 01:07:08,126
‎搞什麼？

922
01:07:09,084 --> 01:07:11,001
‎-怎麼回事？
‎-大家別驚慌

923
01:07:11,084 --> 01:07:13,001
‎應該是保險絲燒斷了

924
01:07:14,501 --> 01:07:15,709
‎真是怪了

925
01:07:18,626 --> 01:07:20,668
‎那是什麼鬼東西？

926
01:07:34,168 --> 01:07:35,834
‎這也是活動之一嗎？

927
01:07:35,918 --> 01:07:36,959
‎我也不知，神父

928
01:07:46,418 --> 01:07:50,501
‎你們這群蠢蛋
‎竟然喚醒塵封已久的老妖怪

929
01:07:51,084 --> 01:07:54,418
‎下一步是要把黑死病也帶回來嗎？

930
01:07:55,001 --> 01:07:56,918
‎你們知道他會故技重施吧？

931
01:07:57,001 --> 01:08:01,543
‎他會帶倒楣鬼的靈魂回去和撒旦交易
‎然後掌控全世界

932
01:08:01,626 --> 01:08:04,876
‎這一次他不會讓任何人阻止他了

933
01:08:04,959 --> 01:08:06,751
‎我們可以阻止他

934
01:08:08,543 --> 01:08:10,751
‎妳要怎麼做？

935
01:08:11,251 --> 01:08:13,084
‎拿掃把打他？

936
01:08:13,834 --> 01:08:14,709
‎施展咒語？

937
01:08:14,793 --> 01:08:16,376
‎沒錯

938
01:08:16,459 --> 01:08:18,334
‎用妳書上的束縛咒

939
01:08:18,418 --> 01:08:19,584
‎只要妳教我們

940
01:08:19,668 --> 01:08:23,959
‎我們就能再次抓住傑克，永遠封印他

941
01:08:27,626 --> 01:08:28,959
‎就如妳所願

942
01:08:43,293 --> 01:08:44,126
‎錄下來了

943
01:08:45,584 --> 01:08:46,876
‎很好

944
01:08:46,959 --> 01:08:49,418
‎我可以回去安息了嗎？

945
01:08:53,293 --> 01:08:54,334
‎當然，抱歉

946
01:09:00,793 --> 01:09:03,209
‎我的天啊，你從哪裡學來的？

947
01:09:03,293 --> 01:09:04,709
‎爆米花盒嗎？

948
01:09:04,793 --> 01:09:05,834
‎太外行了

949
01:09:14,793 --> 01:09:15,918
‎發生什麼事？

950
01:09:19,543 --> 01:09:21,168
‎為什麼我身上有股老奶奶味？

951
01:09:22,376 --> 01:09:23,751
‎我知道是怎麼回事了

952
01:09:24,293 --> 01:09:28,501
‎橡樹鎮的墮落之徒
‎又想破壞我們的節慶

953
01:09:29,209 --> 01:09:30,918
‎今年休想得逞

954
01:09:33,376 --> 01:09:35,418
‎你們戴面具也沒用的

955
01:09:36,001 --> 01:09:38,668
‎我從大老遠就能嗅出橡樹鎮的味道

956
01:09:39,209 --> 01:09:40,251
‎知道為什麼嗎？

957
01:09:40,793 --> 01:09:44,251
‎因為你們渾身酸葡萄味

958
01:09:45,001 --> 01:09:46,668
‎這裡不歡迎你們

959
01:09:47,168 --> 01:09:49,918
‎我們不歡迎橡樹鎮的怪胎

960
01:09:57,501 --> 01:09:59,376
‎你這樣不好喔，小丑男

961
01:10:07,834 --> 01:10:09,168
‎到處都是

962
01:10:09,251 --> 01:10:10,543
‎我開始討厭萬聖節了

963
01:10:11,126 --> 01:10:11,959
‎我們可以的

964
01:10:13,626 --> 01:10:15,376
‎希妮，妳看那邊

965
01:10:15,459 --> 01:10:17,668
‎是媽的攤位，我們走

966
01:10:18,793 --> 01:10:20,084
‎別出聲

967
01:10:37,293 --> 01:10:38,543
‎我的天啊

968
01:10:40,043 --> 01:10:42,043
‎她去哪了？媽呢？

969
01:10:42,126 --> 01:10:43,209
‎我不知道

970
01:10:43,293 --> 01:10:45,334
‎那些瑪芬和餅乾呢？

971
01:10:45,418 --> 01:10:47,709
‎也許賣光了，她就回家了

972
01:10:51,001 --> 01:10:52,709
‎好，希妮，快問快答

973
01:10:53,959 --> 01:10:58,376
‎一分鐘前還在的大南瓜頭雕像
‎跑去哪了？

974
01:11:00,918 --> 01:11:01,918
‎不見了

975
01:11:02,668 --> 01:11:03,501
‎現在幾點？

976
01:11:05,751 --> 01:11:06,584
‎快午夜了

977
01:11:06,668 --> 01:11:11,376
‎爸，我們得在傑克帶替死鬼回冥界前
‎找到他

978
01:11:11,459 --> 01:11:12,751
‎否則我們就完蛋了

979
01:11:12,834 --> 01:11:13,793
‎不會啦

980
01:11:13,876 --> 01:11:18,209
‎他如果要跟撒旦交易，就需要燈籠

981
01:11:18,293 --> 01:11:20,418
‎而燈籠就在…

982
01:11:35,293 --> 01:11:36,126
‎是誰？

983
01:12:01,668 --> 01:12:02,501
‎我腦袋不清楚了

984
01:12:06,793 --> 01:12:09,001
‎好，沒人要吃我的點心

985
01:12:11,876 --> 01:12:12,876
‎我賺到

986
01:12:20,876 --> 01:12:21,709
‎爸

987
01:12:21,793 --> 01:12:23,209
‎-幹嘛？
‎-你在做什麼？

988
01:12:24,043 --> 01:12:25,709
‎我在找交通工具

989
01:12:25,793 --> 01:12:30,376
‎汽車、卡車，隨便都好

990
01:12:41,334 --> 01:12:43,126
‎找一找鑰匙，快

991
01:12:43,626 --> 01:12:45,584
‎-快出來啊
‎-沒有

992
01:12:47,043 --> 01:12:48,876
‎聽好了，千萬別學

993
01:12:51,501 --> 01:12:52,834
‎只要繞過點火裝置

994
01:12:52,918 --> 01:12:57,959
‎電池的正電荷
‎就會把負電荷推向啟動器

995
01:12:58,043 --> 01:13:00,918
‎請看…科學萬歲

996
01:13:02,543 --> 01:13:04,293
‎別告訴媽

997
01:13:08,001 --> 01:13:08,834
‎好

998
01:13:09,584 --> 01:13:10,626
‎出發

999
01:13:17,459 --> 01:13:18,376
‎他們在幹嘛？

1000
01:13:19,293 --> 01:13:20,459
‎為什麼呆站著？

1001
01:13:21,168 --> 01:13:24,543
‎傑克上次找替死鬼
‎結果被霍桑夫人壞了好事

1002
01:13:24,626 --> 01:13:28,209
‎這次他出動了大軍，避免再有人攪局

1003
01:13:28,293 --> 01:13:30,668
‎他要把我們困在這裡
‎然後午夜時出擊

1004
01:13:30,751 --> 01:13:33,918
‎好，幸好我們開的是南瓜車

1005
01:13:34,001 --> 01:13:35,084
‎那就賞他們一頓…

1006
01:13:35,793 --> 01:13:37,001
‎南瓜大餐

1007
01:13:37,084 --> 01:13:37,918
‎抓穩了

1008
01:13:54,251 --> 01:13:55,918
‎夏綠蒂來了

1009
01:14:04,376 --> 01:14:07,293
‎今年全美最安全小鎮的頭銜要讓賢了

1010
01:14:07,918 --> 01:14:08,959
‎爽啦

1011
01:14:24,709 --> 01:14:25,751
‎真的好硬

1012
01:15:05,168 --> 01:15:08,501
‎腦…

1013
01:15:11,084 --> 01:15:14,043
‎腦…

1014
01:15:20,168 --> 01:15:22,459
‎就叫妳學拉丁語吧

1015
01:15:22,543 --> 01:15:27,459
‎爸，拉丁語是死語
‎況且我當時又用不到

1016
01:15:27,543 --> 01:15:29,834
‎現在用得到了吧？

1017
01:16:00,876 --> 01:16:02,251
‎-準備好了嗎？好
‎-準備好了

1018
01:16:02,834 --> 01:16:03,668
‎嗨，鄰居

1019
01:16:05,418 --> 01:16:07,376
‎是不是很好奇我在你家樹叢幹嘛？

1020
01:16:07,459 --> 01:16:09,459
‎我絕對不是想躲起來

1021
01:16:09,543 --> 01:16:11,543
‎-你就是
‎-我天不怕地不怕

1022
01:16:11,626 --> 01:16:13,293
‎-你懂的，好
‎-太好了

1023
01:16:13,959 --> 01:16:16,418
‎看來你是對的，我沒變成喪屍

1024
01:16:16,501 --> 01:16:18,501
‎-真幸運
‎-萬聖節萬歲

1025
01:16:48,209 --> 01:16:49,209
‎我是妳老公

1026
01:16:49,959 --> 01:16:52,918
‎-親愛的？
‎-妳的瑪芬加了什麼？水泥？

1027
01:16:53,001 --> 01:16:55,251
‎好，我知道，烘焙不是…

1028
01:16:55,334 --> 01:16:56,168
‎小心！

1029
01:16:58,709 --> 01:16:59,668
‎媽！

1030
01:17:09,584 --> 01:17:11,043
‎他還會噴火？

1031
01:17:14,168 --> 01:17:15,084
‎快來

1032
01:17:17,418 --> 01:17:19,584
‎希妮，快退後

1033
01:17:19,668 --> 01:17:21,293
‎好

1034
01:17:21,793 --> 01:17:23,584
‎妳去引開蝙蝠，我來救媽媽

1035
01:17:23,668 --> 01:17:25,543
‎爸，我得施咒啊

1036
01:17:25,626 --> 01:17:28,293
‎聽著，這太危險了

1037
01:17:29,334 --> 01:17:34,043
‎我還是妳的父親，時不時得保護妳

1038
01:17:35,501 --> 01:17:36,334
‎好嗎？

1039
01:17:53,876 --> 01:17:56,043
‎-快去救媽，這交給我
‎-好

1040
01:18:01,251 --> 01:18:03,459
‎橡樹鎮，有種來啊

1041
01:18:07,251 --> 01:18:09,251
‎挑釁對方好像不妥吧？

1042
01:18:09,334 --> 01:18:11,751
‎別過來，我改變心意了

1043
01:18:11,834 --> 01:18:12,959
‎退後

1044
01:18:13,626 --> 01:18:16,459
‎我覺得這些應該不是橡樹鎮的

1045
01:18:21,751 --> 01:18:23,418
‎爸，快點

1046
01:18:23,501 --> 01:18:25,501
‎沒時間了

1047
01:18:37,001 --> 01:18:38,709
‎好，臭蝙蝠

1048
01:18:39,209 --> 01:18:42,334
‎第二回合，開始

1049
01:18:48,334 --> 01:18:49,793
‎天啊，不要

1050
01:18:51,043 --> 01:18:55,084
‎放開我！

1051
01:18:58,251 --> 01:18:59,126
‎我抓住妳了

1052
01:19:24,376 --> 01:19:26,543
‎-霍華！
‎-我在努力了

1053
01:19:27,418 --> 01:19:29,334
‎爸！快點啊！

1054
01:19:29,418 --> 01:19:32,001
‎到了午夜，他的大軍就會發動攻擊

1055
01:19:32,084 --> 01:19:35,168
‎我唸咒語了，兩次都沒用！

1056
01:19:35,251 --> 01:19:37,543
‎你必須真心相信

1057
01:19:41,918 --> 01:19:44,418
‎爸，你行的，我對你有信心

1058
01:19:51,418 --> 01:19:53,626
‎快唸那該死的咒語！

1059
01:19:56,084 --> 01:19:57,959
‎惡靈啊

1060
01:19:58,043 --> 01:19:59,876
‎我要將你囚禁起來

1061
01:20:00,959 --> 01:20:03,418
‎束縛於撒旦之火

1062
01:20:20,834 --> 01:20:22,043
‎天靈靈，地靈靈

1063
01:20:49,293 --> 01:20:51,459
‎-他們成功了
‎-他們封印他了

1064
01:20:51,543 --> 01:20:54,084
‎謝天謝地，我還以為他們死定了

1065
01:21:00,334 --> 01:21:01,584
‎看到沒？

1066
01:21:01,668 --> 01:21:04,084
‎我換陣營了，寶貝

1067
01:21:04,584 --> 01:21:06,709
‎-歡迎你
‎-謝謝

1068
01:21:10,876 --> 01:21:14,084
‎好極了，橡樹鎮，幹得漂亮

1069
01:21:14,918 --> 01:21:16,376
‎我們明年見

1070
01:21:41,293 --> 01:21:43,126
‎-很好笑？
‎-對

1071
01:21:46,876 --> 01:21:48,043
‎再見了，傑克

1072
01:21:53,793 --> 01:21:54,793
‎天啊，戈登先生

1073
01:21:54,876 --> 01:21:58,668
‎真希望我能親眼看你幹爆小氣鬼傑克

1074
01:21:59,626 --> 01:22:02,251
‎抱歉，我是說“打爆”

1075
01:22:02,334 --> 01:22:04,584
‎沒關係，我確實幹爆他了

1076
01:22:06,584 --> 01:22:10,376
‎我們一起做到的，團隊合作

1077
01:22:10,459 --> 01:22:13,209
‎好，誰要肉桂捲？

1078
01:22:14,626 --> 01:22:15,543
‎謝謝

1079
01:22:15,626 --> 01:22:16,543
‎祝你們好運

1080
01:22:19,334 --> 01:22:20,584
‎太好吃了

1081
01:22:20,668 --> 01:22:22,709
‎-超讚
‎-真的假的？

1082
01:22:22,793 --> 01:22:24,418
‎妳應該要開店，戈登太太

1083
01:22:24,501 --> 01:22:25,709
‎等一下

1084
01:22:29,251 --> 01:22:30,459
‎妳放了什麼？

1085
01:22:30,543 --> 01:22:32,001
‎奶油、糖、小麥麵粉

1086
01:22:33,459 --> 01:22:36,251
‎我昨晚體悟到一件事：人生苦短

1087
01:22:37,209 --> 01:22:39,751
‎真高興萬聖節結束了

1088
01:22:39,834 --> 01:22:41,584
‎你以為昨晚算瘋狂？

1089
01:22:41,668 --> 01:22:43,834
‎等著看我們的聖誕節吧

1090
01:22:45,668 --> 01:22:46,584
‎聖誕節？

1091
01:22:47,543 --> 01:22:49,459
‎齁齁齁

1092
01:22:52,709 --> 01:22:56,043
‎我還是覺得應該要毀了那玩意

1093
01:22:56,126 --> 01:22:57,793
‎爸，我們討論過了

1094
01:22:57,876 --> 01:22:59,834
‎要是毀了燈籠…

1095
01:22:59,918 --> 01:23:02,501
‎有可能再次釋放傑克，我知道

1096
01:23:03,126 --> 01:23:07,001
‎所以我準備了這桶磷酸銨

1097
01:23:07,084 --> 01:23:08,043
‎阻燃劑

1098
01:23:11,376 --> 01:23:12,501
‎小心為上

1099
01:23:12,584 --> 01:23:14,709
‎看來有人相信鬼怪囉

1100
01:23:16,251 --> 01:23:17,084
‎來

1101
01:23:18,126 --> 01:23:19,043
‎給妳

1102
01:23:19,126 --> 01:23:21,209
‎你要我來上鎖？

1103
01:23:21,293 --> 01:23:24,709
‎對，我還要妳保管好鑰匙

1104
01:23:25,376 --> 01:23:28,584
‎妳已經長大了，可以做很多事情

1105
01:23:29,959 --> 01:23:31,876
‎我會努力記住這一點的

1106
01:23:33,126 --> 01:23:33,959
‎謝了，爸

1107
01:23:54,168 --> 01:23:55,501
‎你要不要一起啦？

1108
01:24:29,709 --> 01:24:31,001
‎不會吧

1109
01:29:46,751 --> 01:29:51,751
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