1 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:10,439 # You've been saying I'm driving you crazy 2 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:13,719 # And I haven't been around for you lately 3 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:15,719 # But I had a few things on my mind. # 4 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:17,639 Birdy, I love this song as much as you do, 5 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:20,239 I just don't feel like it's an upper for a night out. 6 00:00:20,240 --> 00:00:23,519 Oh, please! No, I'm putting my foot down. 7 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:25,280 UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYS 8 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:37,359 Oh, I'm so glad we went for pastel pretty rather than shimmer sultry. 9 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:38,640 Me too. 10 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:42,919 Maybe we shouldn't do mascara in case the foam gets in my eyes. 11 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:44,719 It's waterproof. No, it's not just that. 12 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:46,119 I'm scared I'm going to slip over. 13 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:47,599 And what if it aggravates my eczema? 14 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:49,439 You can't be scared of soapy water. 15 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:51,799 I don't get why everyone's acting like it's so normal 16 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:55,160 to go to the student union in a bikini in the dead of winter. 17 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:01,999 What are you guys doing here? 18 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,280 I thought we were meeting you at the club. 19 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:07,599 What? 20 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:09,600 We heard something at the pub. 21 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:14,639 I bet it was that fucking rugby player who started it. 22 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:15,919 The one on your geography course? 23 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:18,399 Yeah, the one, whose face looks like a packet of raw sausage meat 24 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:19,959 that's been thrown against a wall. 25 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:22,639 I've heard him before, talking about girls in the most disgusting way. 26 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:24,319 Do you know what? I'm going to go out tonight 27 00:01:24,320 --> 00:01:26,119 and I'm going to pull down his fucking chinos, 28 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:28,199 and then I'm going to stamp on his balls so hard 29 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:29,999 they turn into two little patties. 30 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,679 Then, I'm going to stack 'em up in a bun, 31 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:33,799 and then, I'm going to shove that double fucking whopper 32 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:35,919 down his fucking gob until he fucking chokes. 33 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:37,999 Nell, could you be a little less... What? 34 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,639 ..Scottish? No, she's right. 35 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:42,199 Maggie, don't worry. They're not going to get away with this. 36 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:44,759 Yeah, if they've done this to one girl, they'll do it to others. 37 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:47,399 There's got to be someone at the student guild we can report it to. 38 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:50,399 Maggs, I think...I think maybe you should stop looking at it. 39 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:52,479 Yeah, turn that off. We need to get you a drink. 40 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:54,599 We need to go out, let's get covered in foam. 41 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:57,679 Exactly. Let's get covered in foam, then cut off some dicks. 42 00:01:57,680 --> 00:01:58,720 Nell! 43 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:03,120 We don't have to go out, if you don't feel like it. 44 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:06,280 What do you want to do? 45 00:02:12,640 --> 00:02:15,000 WHISPERS: Maggs, are you awake? 46 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:17,959 Yeah. 47 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:19,320 How are you feeling? 48 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:23,680 I feel like I don't want to exist. 49 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:27,200 Not forever, I just... 50 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:30,439 ..don't want to be... 51 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:31,560 ..here... 52 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:35,039 ..right now... 53 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:36,280 ..being me. 54 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:41,399 Maggs, you didn't do anything they didn't do. 55 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:44,559 Why are you the one in trouble? You didn't do anything wrong. 56 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:46,319 But I feel... 57 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:48,239 ..wrong. I feel like... 58 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:50,080 ..there's something wrong with me. 59 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:54,280 You'll only feel like this for a bit, I promise. 60 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:59,519 I'm sorry I'm such a mess. 61 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:02,039 You're not. I am. 62 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:05,159 I'm so loud... 63 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:08,399 ..and clumsy and I always get things wrong 64 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:10,759 and I forget things and I lose things 65 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:15,760 and I know I'm this disaster but I can't ever seem to change. 66 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:24,439 I don't want to be this constant storm, causing chaos everywhere. 67 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:25,840 You're not a storm. 68 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:28,479 You're a hurricane. 69 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:29,760 Hurricane Maggie. 70 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,800 It's like what Katy Perry said. 71 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:40,839 What did Katy Perry say? 72 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:44,559 After a hurricane, comes a rainbow. 73 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:48,360 See, you're the hurricane and the rainbow. 74 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:51,279 You blow through a place, 75 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:53,920 leaving the most spectacular thing as you go. 76 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:57,760 No-one ever forgets you once they've met you. 77 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:04,480 No-one else sees me the way you see me. 78 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:16,880 We'd be lost without each other, wouldn't we? 79 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:19,640 We would. 80 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:35,239 # When I was a single girl 81 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:38,680 # I had clothes of the very best kind 82 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:43,719 # Now that I'm a married girl 83 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:47,120 # Go ragged all the time 84 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:53,640 # Wish I was a single girl again 85 00:04:56,440 --> 00:05:01,800 # Wish I was a single girl again 86 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:08,599 # When I was a single girl 87 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:12,959 # I had shoes of the very best kind 88 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:16,879 # Now that I'm a married girl 89 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:21,159 # Go barefoot all the time... # 90 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:22,479 KNOCKING 91 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:23,999 Come in. 92 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:25,360 Hi. 93 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:29,999 Hi. I didn't realise you were in. 94 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,320 Yeah. 95 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:34,399 What are you doing tonight? 96 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:35,799 Nothing, why? 97 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:38,479 Do you want to maybe hang out, like, just the two of us? 98 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:42,200 We could bake cookies and do makeovers. Do makeovers. 99 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:44,999 Yeah, cool. 100 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,239 Cool. 101 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:50,399 # Wish I was a single 102 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:53,760 # Girl again. # 103 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:00,159 And the investors dropped out on Friday at 6pm, yeah. 104 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:02,119 So, I spent all of yesterday on the phone. 105 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:03,759 Come on, you need more than that. 106 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:05,759 Dad, I'm OK. I've got enough. 107 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:08,839 That's why you need to hire me as your lawyer. 108 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:10,239 But you can't afford me. DOORBELL 109 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:11,719 No business talk on the Lord's Day. 110 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:14,159 Really? Come on. I want leg! 111 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:16,719 Amara always has the leg. She's the baby. 112 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:19,479 She's not the baby any more, Dad. 113 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:20,759 Sorry, sorry. 114 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:22,599 Hey. Couldn't get out of it. 115 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:24,879 The clients could only visit the property today. 116 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:26,799 Happy birthday, Dad. 117 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:28,119 Thank you. 118 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:30,039 Soften the lateness with a present. 119 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:31,879 I'll put it on the table for you, Dad. 120 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:34,199 You missed a scandal at church today. Oh, my gosh, yes. 121 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:36,719 Uncle Joseph came with his new fiancee. What?! 122 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:38,679 Spicy, spicy. 123 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:40,959 Weren't you at his wife's funeral last month? 124 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:43,239 Don't judge, Uncle Joe's a man. He has needs. 125 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:44,519 He's 89. 126 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:45,799 Thank you. 127 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:47,960 THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER 128 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:52,679 And I'm wearing this thick cardigan, 129 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:55,199 and everyone in the practice is freezing cold, 130 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:57,159 but she won't have the window shut. 131 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:58,559 And I know it's because she's... 132 00:06:58,560 --> 00:06:59,919 WHISPERS: ..menopausal. 133 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,280 But if she'd just take... 134 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:05,080 WHISPERS: ..HRT like I did, she'd be fine. 135 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:10,240 Where are they? I don't know. 136 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:13,479 You don't seem like yourself. 137 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:15,880 Is everything OK? Yeah, I'm fine. 138 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:19,759 How are things in London? They're good. 139 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:21,919 I had an appraisal with my line manager on Friday 140 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:23,399 and she says that I'm doing well. 141 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:24,679 So, you're enjoying it? 142 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:28,319 Yeah, I think so. It's work, isn't it? You're not meant to enjoy it. 143 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:29,959 You enjoyed your dancing. 144 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:34,159 Actually, I have been dancing a bit again. Just a couple of auditions. 145 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:36,639 I got a final call back for a really big job 146 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:38,639 but I obviously wouldn't take it if I got it, 147 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:41,759 and I'm probably not going to get it anyway, so don't worry. 148 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:43,639 I'm more worried about my daughter 149 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:46,479 who's given up her greatest passion with no explanation. 150 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:48,199 And now doesn't seem very happy. 151 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:51,079 Mum, do you know what that would mean? If I became a dancer, 152 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:53,319 I wouldn't have a full-time job like the others. 153 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:54,959 I wouldn't have a regular salary. 154 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:57,679 I'd have to do temp work. Would you be OK with that? 155 00:07:57,680 --> 00:07:59,359 What would you regret more - 156 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:01,639 not having money while you're young, 157 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:04,719 or not giving everything to the thing you love the most? 158 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:07,439 Come on! Darling, it's started! 159 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:08,680 Amara, Amara, come on. 160 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:13,759 Hurry up, hurry up, it's going to start. It's going to start. 161 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:15,479 Come on, quick, quick. 162 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:18,599 Please, no false start. No false start. OK. 163 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:19,679 STARTING GUN 164 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:22,159 COMMENTATOR: And they're away and Gatlin's off to a fine start. 165 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:23,919 Blake is with him but here comes Bolt. 166 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:25,039 Come on, run! 167 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:26,359 Run, yes! 168 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:28,839 COMMENTATOR: Here he comes, Usain Bolt. Yes, yes, yes! 169 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:30,480 THEY CHEER 170 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:34,399 COMMENTATOR: Blake takes the silver. What a win for Usain Bolt! 171 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:36,119 Absolutely brilliant. 172 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:37,839 Yeah! 173 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:40,759 COMMENTATOR: Usain Bolt, what an athlete! What a race! 174 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:42,759 And the crowd here in the Olympic Stadium 175 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:44,399 are loving every second of this. 176 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:46,279 I could've done that, you know. 177 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:47,639 I was so good at sprinting. 178 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:50,719 I was like the fastest girl in my whole school. 179 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:53,559 Did you know that the Olympic Park is the same size 180 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:55,039 as 300 football pitches? 181 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:57,599 And it's like riddled with insects, I was reading. 182 00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:59,479 And they've planted 13,000 trees, 183 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:01,679 which is like a bit excessive, isn't it? 184 00:09:01,680 --> 00:09:04,959 I mean, we all like trees but you can sometimes have... 185 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:06,240 ..too many. 186 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:21,599 So, do you do this with all your NQTs? 187 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:22,720 No. 188 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:36,879 I, um... 189 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:38,800 ..should probably go home. 190 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:42,520 I think we probably both should. 191 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:48,999 Um, I will see you in... 192 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,280 ..a couple of weeks. 193 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:07,080 MUSIC: C'est la Vie by B*Witched 194 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,200 What? Nothing. 195 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:20,599 Look... 196 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:23,599 ..Nathan is a very literal man. 197 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:25,839 Clearly. 198 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:29,279 This is like when you once mentioned you liked space to your mum 199 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,879 when we were 11, and then every birthday, 200 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:35,679 all you got was solar system socks and books about Neil Armstrong. 201 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:37,799 Did I? Yeah. 202 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:39,119 Your memory is insane. 203 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:41,399 I don't know how you remember all those details. 204 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:44,559 Sometimes I think you remember more about me than me. 205 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:47,519 Of course, I do. That's the whole point of being best friends 206 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:48,839 with someone your whole life. 207 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:51,119 One day we'll be old, and we'll need each other 208 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:53,200 to remember everything that's happened. 209 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:56,799 Makeovers? 210 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,279 Makeovers. 211 00:10:58,280 --> 00:11:00,439 BOTH: Bagsy I go first! 212 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:01,879 I like that one. 213 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:03,719 That is a lovely shade. 214 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:06,239 But it depends on what kind of look we're going for today. 215 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:11,399 Are we going dewy and doe-eyed or smoky-eyed vixen? 216 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:14,039 Oh, um... 217 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:16,999 I'm thinking smoky-eyed vixen. 218 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,239 WHISPERS: OK, love it. 219 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:20,399 Oh, actually, mm... Can I have both? 220 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:22,239 Yes, I can do both. 221 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:23,559 Wow. 222 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:24,600 OK. 223 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:27,959 Hi, Nell. We're doing makeovers. 224 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:29,960 I'm going upstairs. I'll talk to you later. 225 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:08,560 RINGING 226 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:18,880 Get your cock out. 227 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:53,479 I love glitter. 228 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:54,640 Me too. 229 00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:00,879 Will you French plait my hair after? 230 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,400 Of course. 231 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,400 COMPUTER: Oh, my God. That was amaz... 232 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,360 Fuck. 233 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,719 Oh, what have you been up to today, Nell? 234 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:39,559 Spin class. 235 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:41,999 Why do you look like a My Little Pony? 236 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,799 She looks dewy and doe-eyed. 237 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:47,279 Urgh, you two and your makeovers. 238 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:48,919 You've watched too many teen movies. 239 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:50,359 Impossible. 240 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:52,519 Oh, Nell, we should do you next! 241 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:55,439 You could totally be a smoky-eyed vixen. 242 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:57,759 100% smoky-eyed vixen. 243 00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:59,080 Nah, you're all right. 244 00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:01,960 Peace out, lil mamas. 245 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:08,159 Peace out, lil mamas? 246 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:09,320 Hmm. 247 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,960 Are you ready to see your new look? 248 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:17,720 Ah, I love it. You love it? Yeah! 249 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,080 WHISPERS: OK. 250 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:30,319 What does that one look like? Oh, my God. That's so nice. 251 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:32,880 Margaret and Belinda, this again? 252 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:41,119 IMITATES AMERICAN ACCENT: He's so going to ask you to prom. 253 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:42,720 Oh, do you really think so? 254 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:46,839 OK, my go. 255 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:48,200 OK. 256 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:53,920 Do you want tawny temptress or a bold red lip? 257 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:56,960 Bold red lip. 258 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:03,679 That was fun. 259 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:05,279 I loved it. 260 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:07,239 Night-night. 261 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,400 Night. 262 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:46,479 I'm heading out. I'll be back in a bit. What? Why? 263 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,719 Don't leave. We're just about to start shooting. 264 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:50,919 Gagging for a fag, babe. I need to go to the shop. 265 00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:52,159 It will start with the shop, 266 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,159 but then you'll walk past a Ferrari showroom 267 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:55,999 and you'll be in there signing paperwork 268 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,919 and none of us will be able to get hold of you 269 00:15:57,920 --> 00:15:59,479 and Roisin will be losing her shit. 270 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,159 We have been here before, Kyle. 271 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,239 So, no. 272 00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:06,239 Look, if I don't have a fag, 273 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:08,440 I won't be able to concentrate in the scene. 274 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:11,680 Wait here. 275 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:19,280 Anyone, cigarette? 276 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,239 Do you smoke? No, you don't. OK. 277 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:27,800 Cigarettes anyone? 278 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,240 Any cigarettes behind the bar? Please? 279 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:36,280 OK, sorry, excuse me. 280 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,920 OK, here you go. 281 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:44,760 You're welcome. 282 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:55,119 # Once my love stood still like a stagnant 283 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:58,479 # Well, for so long you could hear 284 00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:00,839 # The song of spiders Strumming fibre 285 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:03,319 # Calling her to the web 286 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:06,559 # My river sits in ebb The little ones 287 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:09,039 # Lean over, laughing echoes 288 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:11,439 # Bounce down the dark until it hits the floor 289 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:14,519 # Singin', come on, baby come on, child, call your flow 290 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:17,519 # Like a seed of wonder Faith of mustard 291 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:20,399 # Oh, yeah, oh, yeah 292 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:24,160 # Ooh 293 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:30,799 # All is dark All of the light is vanished 294 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,999 # It is gone like something large 295 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:37,799 # Hovering high has covered up the sun 296 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:40,999 # And something quiets the silken ringing... # 297 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,680 Thank you, everyone. 298 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:48,039 You're definitely going to get it. Do you think so? 299 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:51,719 Yeah. Yeah, no, they were properly staring at you. 300 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,839 Trust me, it's yours. 301 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,679 Oh, I hope so. 302 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:57,199 Yeah, well, good luck. 303 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:58,360 Thank you, you too. 304 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:06,439 OK, series finale, last scene - we all prepped? Yep. 305 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:09,159 Great, OK. OK. 306 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:12,399 When Kyle finds out, it's going to be electric. 307 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,640 OK. Positions, everybody, please. 308 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,360 Right, and we are turning over... 309 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:27,319 ..and action. 310 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,479 So, how's your swimwear line going, babe? 311 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,959 It's good. We're about to launch a new range. 312 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:35,279 It's Saint-Tropez-themed, all turquoises and golds, 313 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:39,719 like very chic, very 1980s Catherine Deneuve. 314 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,800 Wow, yeah, amazing. 315 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:44,399 We'll cut all this. 316 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,799 How are you? Are you still dating Bohemia? 317 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:49,159 Yeah, things are going great. 318 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,599 I really like the girl. How about Jade? 319 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,999 That break-up was pretty bad. 320 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,040 Here we go. Now, we're cooking with gas. 321 00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:00,880 Yeah, we were both hurt at the time, but we're mates now. 322 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:05,440 Kyle, there's something I have to tell you. 323 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,479 What is it? 324 00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:11,359 I hate to be the one to tell you this, 325 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:14,080 but someone's has to cos everyone is talking about it. 326 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:17,560 When you and Jade were together... 327 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:19,680 Yeah? 328 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:25,320 Say it! 329 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,560 ..she slept with someone else. 330 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,040 Oh, well. 331 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:43,840 Cut! 332 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,400 What the fuck just happened? I don't know. 333 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:10,320 Fuck. 334 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:14,599 We can't end an entire series on, "Oh, well." 335 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:16,719 I don't understand why he didn't react? 336 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,239 I think I know why. 337 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:19,280 What? 338 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,599 I think Kyle read my notebook. 339 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,519 Maggie. I know. 340 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:27,599 Why the fuck was that notebook anywhere near a cast member? 341 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:30,119 He was hassling me about going outside for a cigarette. 342 00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:32,599 Everyone - everyone - knows that the most important rule 343 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:35,279 is you do not leave documents about an episode lying around. 344 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:37,879 How could you be that stupid?! 345 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:39,880 I'm so sorry. 346 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:45,199 OK. Well, we need to have a serious discussion tomorrow. 347 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,160 I thought you could handle it but you're clearly out of your depth. 348 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:04,799 You guys were going to make me the joke of the series. 349 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:08,079 Kyle, I don't know how many times I have to tell you this - 350 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:10,759 we are following your real life. 351 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:12,879 We only show what you do. 352 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,479 You make yourself the joke of the series. 353 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:18,399 I know how it works. This show only works if I'm being a tit. 354 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,279 That's the only way you get your footage. 355 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:23,319 If you really think that, then why are you even doing it? 356 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,759 Like, stop making both of our lives so difficult. 357 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:28,719 You can't have it both ways, OK? 358 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,359 You can't be the star of the show, 359 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:33,599 as well as wanting to be behind the scenes on the show. 360 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:36,079 You can't be angry about being a cog in the machine, 361 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:39,799 whilst being desperate to be the shiniest fucking biggest cog 362 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,639 in the whole fucking machine. 363 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:45,399 You know what? Fuck you for thinking you can use me like some little toy! 364 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:48,999 No, fuck you for choosing to put your life on camera to get famous, 365 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,999 and then throwing a tantrum when it doesn't go exactly your way! 366 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,239 And fuck you for ruining my career. 367 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:56,480 Fuck you. 368 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,839 I only drink this when I'm miserable. 369 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,560 Or when I'm trying to impress men. 370 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:13,559 I know the bloke who just bought this distillery. 371 00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:16,559 Met him in a hot tub at the San Diego Yacht Club. 372 00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:18,440 That sounds like a Barry Manilow song. 373 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:30,639 Everyone's always thought I'm only good for three things - 374 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:33,680 cars, clubs and fit birds. 375 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:38,679 Then, this show comes along, wants to make me famous for it. 376 00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:40,719 So, obviously, I'm going to go with it. 377 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:43,159 I'll pose naked with a bunch of roses over my Hampton 378 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:44,480 for a bingo advert. 379 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:49,120 I'll cut the ribbon at the opening of the world's first shisha gym. 380 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,080 And now, I'm kind of stuck being that person. 381 00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:58,280 Who were you before? 382 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:02,440 Well, that's the thing - I don't remember. 383 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:07,399 My dad bought me and my mates my first table at a nightclub 384 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:08,720 for my 13th birthday... 385 00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:13,319 ..and people have been hanging out with me ever since. 386 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,919 Are they there cos they like me? 387 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,479 Or do they just like this... 388 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:19,680 ..persona? 389 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:25,239 I think everyone feels like that. Do they? 390 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,440 I mean, I feel like that. 391 00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:32,440 Quite a lot, actually. Feel like I'm giving a performance. 392 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:37,479 But we're different, I don't think anyone's watching me. 393 00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:38,880 Grim. 394 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:48,319 Right, I'm off. 395 00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:49,479 You all right, mate? 396 00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:52,519 Get whatever she wants and stick it on my tab. Sure. 397 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:54,479 She's going to need some Dutch courage 398 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:57,040 before she goes to her boss and begs for her job back. 399 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:05,879 If you're sure? 400 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:09,360 I am. But thank you so much, for everything. 401 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,640 Yes, I did it! 402 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:41,359 Hi. Hi. 403 00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:42,959 What are you doing here? 404 00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:45,399 I wanted to let you know that I'm going to be eating 405 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,479 tomorrow night, about 8pm. 406 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:49,079 I'll pick you up at 7:30pm. 407 00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:51,560 Good. Good. 408 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:09,039 Roisin, I want you to know I accept full responsibility for... 409 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:10,999 I don't want to see you right now, Maggie. 410 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:14,239 I understand, but I've had some ideas of how we can save the finale. 411 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:15,720 I don't want your ideas! 412 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:20,160 Go home! 413 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:40,520 SHE SOBS QUIETLY 414 00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:54,799 Why are you knitting now? 415 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,680 I need a few trial runs to get it right in time for winter. 416 00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:00,799 What is it? 417 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,640 It's a pair of socks for Nathan. 418 00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:04,920 Cosy. 419 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,959 You haven't been off your phone for like an hour. Who are you texting? 420 00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:13,719 My sister. 421 00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:16,120 Aw, how is she? 422 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,439 She's great. She's just bought a new car, actually. 423 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,000 Another Peugeot or...? 424 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:30,319 Huh? Is it another Peugeot or a different make? 425 00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:31,639 Oh, I don't know. 426 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:33,120 Hey! 427 00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:36,879 How'd it go? 428 00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:38,759 Really well. 429 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:41,239 And I quit my job. 430 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:42,999 Oh, my God, Amara. 431 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,279 That's amazing. Do you have a plan? 432 00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,039 No, but that's the point. 433 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,519 I want to be open to anything. 434 00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:50,839 I need to be free to go to all the auditions. 435 00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:53,799 You only get, like, seven years to do this properly and make it work, 436 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:55,639 so I've got to try. 437 00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:57,079 Well done, mate. 438 00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,439 Thanks, I feel so fucking relieved. 439 00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:00,840 Hiya. 440 00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:03,679 You all right? 441 00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,799 Mm, just a full-on day. 442 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:07,520 Amara's got amazing news. 443 00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,040 I quit my job. 444 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:12,759 What?! 445 00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:14,199 No way. 446 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:18,279 I'm so proud of you. That took so much guts. Thanks, Maggs. 447 00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:20,039 Have you heard back about the audition? 448 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:22,479 No, but they've said they're going to let us know by tonight. 449 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:23,959 Why was your day so full-on? 450 00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:26,159 Oh, it's boring. It doesn't matter. Let's celebrate. 451 00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:29,320 I am going to make a cocktail called The Amara. Stay here. 452 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:34,079 To Amara, the best fucking dancer in London. 453 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,000 Yeah! Woo! 454 00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:39,560 Mm. Ooph. 455 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,279 I think we should play Never Have I Ever. 456 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:46,799 We are not playing that stupid game. 457 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:49,959 For the millionth time, we already know everything about each other. 458 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:53,399 I don't know, we might have some new secrets. 459 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,239 Birdy, you go first. 460 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,279 All right. 461 00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:58,959 Never have I ever... 462 00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:00,879 ..been to Peterborough. 463 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,239 Oh, fuck's sake. Why? 464 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,319 OK, OK, let's play a different game. 465 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:07,159 THEY LAUGH 466 00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,239 I Spy? A drinking game. 467 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,839 Oh, there is... 468 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:14,279 Actually, maybe not. What? 469 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:17,879 I got given this game as a present from someone at work but... 470 00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:20,839 I don't know, it seems a bit dangerous. 471 00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:22,399 In what way? Go on. 472 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:25,079 Well, I haven't opened it yet, so I don't know exactly what's in it. 473 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:26,479 What's it called? 474 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:29,679 It's called Evil Friends. 475 00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:30,879 ALL: Ooh! 476 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:32,279 METAL CLANGS 477 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:33,399 What was that? 478 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:36,559 I think James still hasn't fixed the broken towel rail. 479 00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:37,719 We should play it. 480 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:41,560 Why do I get the feeling someone's going to die tonight? 481 00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:48,999 # Brudder bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime 482 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:52,479 # His sister had anudder one, she paid it for de lime 483 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:55,959 # She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up 484 00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:59,759 # She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up 485 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:03,279 # She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up 486 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:07,279 # She put de lime in de coconut, she called de doctor, woke 'im up 487 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:10,679 # And said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?" 488 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:14,039 # I said "Doctor, to relieve this bellyache?" 489 00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:17,919 # I said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?" 490 00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:21,199 # I said "Doctor, to relieve this bellyache?" 491 00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,079 # Now, lemme get this straight 492 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:26,719 # You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' up 493 00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:30,399 # Put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' up... # 494 00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:34,839 Compete to be the most evil friend in 495 00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,559 a cut-throat game of revelations, 496 00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:42,279 where kindness gets you nowhere and the truth wins you everything. 497 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,359 Ooh! 498 00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:45,799 Who's going to go first? 499 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:50,520 I'll go, I'll go. "Who amongst you has the biggest cock?" 500 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:53,319 This is just silly. 501 00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:55,959 Nell, I think you'd be hung like a horse, 502 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:58,159 but you wouldn't shout about it. 503 00:29:58,160 --> 00:29:59,959 Whereas Maggie, you'd be the opposite. 504 00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:03,999 Everyone would think you're hung, but really you'd be teeny. 505 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,679 Are you taking the piss? 506 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,399 Wait, what would mine be? 507 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:11,199 Oh, erm...chode, maybe? 508 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:12,999 What's a chode? 509 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,120 Short and wide. 510 00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:19,719 Now, that is a horrible thing to say. 511 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:23,639 What? Everyone knows width is better than length. 512 00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:25,920 "Short and wide!" 513 00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:30,919 Cheers. Cheers. 514 00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:33,959 # Put de lime in the coconut, she called de doctor, woke 'im up 515 00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,999 # Said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?" 516 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:40,519 # I said "Doctor, to relieve this bellyache" 517 00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:44,119 # I said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?" 518 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:47,679 # I said "Doctor, now lemme get this straight" 519 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:50,519 # You put de lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot' up... # 520 00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:53,319 It's just two more, two more then you're done. 521 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:58,119 Don't put that on Facebook. Amara! Don't put that on Facebook! 522 00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:01,799 "Who is most likely to eat their friend if they were starving 523 00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,199 "and without food?" 524 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:06,359 That one's really hard. None of us would do that. 525 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:07,959 We'd all rather starve. 526 00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:09,959 Birdy. Birdy. 527 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:14,119 What? Have you guys discussed this? That I would eat you? 528 00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:15,639 Yeah, that's all we do, Birdy. 529 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:18,199 We sit around and talk about whether you're a cannibal. 530 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:20,199 # Put de lime in the coconut, drink 'em bot' down 531 00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,999 # Put de lime in your coconut, and call me in the morning 532 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,719 # Whoo-hoo, ain't there nothin' you can take? 533 00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,919 # I say "Whoo-hoo-ooh to relieve your bellyache?" 534 00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:32,639 # You say "Well whoo-hoo-ooh, ain't there nothin' I can take?" 535 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,719 # I say "Whoo-hoo-ooh, to relieve your bellyache?" 536 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:38,559 # You say "Yaa-ahh, ain't there nothin' I can take?"... # 537 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:42,560 One, two, three. 538 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:48,559 Oh, I think I'm going to be sick. 539 00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:50,639 # I said "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take?" 540 00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:52,919 # I said "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take?" 541 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:55,879 # I said "Doctor, you're such a silly woman." 542 00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:59,399 # Put de lime in the coconut and drink 'em bot' togedder 543 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:02,919 # Put de lime in the coconut, and you feel better 544 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:06,159 # Put de lime in the coconut, drink 'em bot' up 545 00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:09,359 # Put de lime in the coconut and call me in the morning 546 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,079 THUNDER CRACKS 547 00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:13,199 # Yes, you call me in the morning 548 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:16,119 # You call me in the morning, I'll tell you what to do 549 00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:19,959 # If you call me in the morning, I'll tell you what to do 550 00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:21,680 # If you call me in the morning... # 551 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:29,639 "Who is most likely to get divorced?" Me, I think. 552 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,039 Definitely not you. 553 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:33,399 You've never had a relationship that's lasted 554 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:36,759 more than three months. You cannot get divorced from a dating app. 555 00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:38,839 You've got a point. 556 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:41,279 I think it's Birdy, I'm afraid. 557 00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:44,319 I'd never get divorced. I saw what it did to my family. 558 00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:47,359 Birdy, don't take it so personally. We're just saying, 559 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:50,199 it's easy to think you've met the best person in the world, 560 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,199 then you get married and then you realise 561 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,239 there are other people who may be better. 562 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,159 Look at me and Neil. 563 00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:58,719 Me and Nathan are nothing like you and Neil. 564 00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:03,720 Whoa! Everyone. Birdy, drink. Nell, take a card. 565 00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:09,120 "Who in the group would you most like to fuck?" 566 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:17,519 Maggie, I don't think I could handle your sexual drama. 567 00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:20,439 Birdy, I can't imagine what that even would be. 568 00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:22,519 But I know you'd text me too much afterwards. 569 00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:24,239 It's good to check in! 570 00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,359 I mean, probably Amara? 571 00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:30,039 Because I know we could fuck and you'd have no emotional attachment. 572 00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:31,639 Cheers, I guess? 573 00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:34,719 Right, you're just more disengaged. Free. 574 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:38,320 Those are two completely different words, but OK. 575 00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:44,559 "Who is most likely to be a murderer?" 576 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:46,040 Oooh! 577 00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:49,399 I think Nell. 578 00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:50,879 Yeah, me too. 579 00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:53,759 She's very good at keeping secrets. 580 00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:57,199 And she's got that ruthless killer instinct. 581 00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,279 Aw, thanks, guys. 582 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:02,159 Now, I was briefly offended but that's actually a great compliment. 583 00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:04,039 Are you sure it's Nell? 584 00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:05,919 Who else would it be? 585 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,959 I guess it would be Nell if it was one of those nerdy murders 586 00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:11,839 that's all planned out with lots of maps and graphs. 587 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:15,399 But if it was a horny murder, I think it would be me. 588 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:17,599 What's a horny murder? 589 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,600 You know, like a crime of passion. 590 00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:32,119 "Who is most likely to get put in the friend zone by a crush?" 591 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:34,320 Nell! 592 00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:36,959 Drink, Nell. 593 00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,159 No, I'm not going to drink. 594 00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:40,999 It's because you're so funny and down-to-earth. 595 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,359 Yeah, and matey. 596 00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,839 Exactly, yeah, you can be very matey. 597 00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:46,399 Like a cabbie. 598 00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:49,199 No, no, no, no, no, she's too rude to be a cabbie. 599 00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:52,479 She's more like a sarcastic ticket inspector. 600 00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:54,439 Yeah. Oh, my God. 100%. 601 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:57,119 Don't think I don't know what you're all trying to say 602 00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,079 with your "matey", "cabbie", 603 00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:01,959 "sarcastic ticket inspector" bullshit. 604 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:05,959 What you really mean is I'm unfuckable. 605 00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,119 Oh, mate, we were only joking. 606 00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:09,599 No, you're not. 607 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,799 You've always put me in this sexless role. 608 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:15,119 Like, "Nell's the responsible one. Nell's the blokey one." 609 00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:17,239 "Let's take the piss out of her boyfriend." 610 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:20,079 "Oh, my hair looks so good, Nell." "Take a picture of me, Nell." 611 00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:21,999 "Oh, what's the football score, Nell?" 612 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,279 "Can you explain global warming to us, Nell?" 613 00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:27,039 Well, here's something you don't know about Nell. 614 00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:29,719 Nell's about to start fucking her married boss. 615 00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:31,439 She snogged him in the pub 616 00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:34,719 and then she wanked herself senseless online to him last night. 617 00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:39,120 So, no, Nell's not in the friend zone. Nell's in the sex zone. 618 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:45,199 Way-oy! Wanked herself off! 619 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:49,279 Nell. You're going to have an affair with a married man? 620 00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:52,839 Yep. It's my turn to be the leading lady for once. 621 00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:56,399 He made a vow to his wife, Nell. That's really serious. 622 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,079 Oh, Birdy, chill out. 623 00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:00,399 Stop being such a weird Mormon virgin. 624 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:01,919 I'm not being a Mormon vir... 625 00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:04,520 When did you became so boring and judgmental? 626 00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:10,959 I can't believe you're doing this to the sisterhood. 627 00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:13,119 Oh, here we fucking go! 628 00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:14,639 All these years, 629 00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:16,760 you have been a secret woman hater. 630 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:20,639 Birdy, you're not a prefect for monogamy 631 00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:22,999 because you've had a boyfriend for less than a year. 632 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,999 And Maggie, cool it with the fake feminism. 633 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,799 We all know that you're just jealous that it's not you. And Amara... 634 00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:29,359 Hey, I'm on your side! 635 00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:32,199 Yeah, well you're all fucking me off. 636 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:35,559 Do you know what, Nell, if this is the choice 637 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:37,879 that you want to make, then fine. 638 00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:40,039 But you're not doing it under my roof. 639 00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:42,519 I'll do whatever the fuck I want. We all pay rent to live here. 640 00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:45,639 Yeah, it's not your roof, it's our roof. 641 00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:49,079 Aww, do you know what? You can do whatever the fuck you want 642 00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:51,600 because I'm moving out to live with Nathan! 643 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:56,480 Fuck this. 644 00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:01,639 Birdy, what the fuck? You can't do this to us. 645 00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,839 Who are we going to get to move in to your room? 646 00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:04,999 Not my responsibility. 647 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,839 You haven't given us any notice. I've just quit my job. 648 00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:09,759 I didn't tell you to do that! 649 00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:11,679 Can you not see how selfish you're being? 650 00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:13,959 We are all meant to be in this together. 651 00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:15,719 And now you're just walking away 652 00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:18,239 like we haven't been planning this for years. 653 00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:21,559 I'm moving in with my boyfriend. I'm not doing anything wrong. 654 00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:24,840 Yeah. I bet he told you to say that, didn't he? 655 00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:44,719 Magg... 656 00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:46,839 Maggie, please. 657 00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:50,519 This, this has been really, really hard for me. 658 00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:53,399 This has been really hard for me too. 659 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:56,600 Watching you slowly disappear from my life. 660 00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:02,679 Were you only ever friends with me while you were waiting to find a boyfriend? 661 00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:05,959 No! No, of course not. 662 00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:10,919 You have always been my most important person. 663 00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:14,399 I don't know if we should be that to each other any more. 664 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,919 It's not healthy. We can't go on like we were. 665 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,519 We have to grow up and have our own lives. 666 00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:23,719 But you don't want that. You just want Nathan's life. 667 00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:26,679 You've just become a version of Nathan. 668 00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,439 What? 669 00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:30,079 Yeah, you've lost yourself. 670 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:31,799 I don't recognise you any more. 671 00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:35,479 Every CD in your car is Nathan's favourite band. 672 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:38,999 Everything you wear is something Nathan bought for you. 673 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:42,359 You've handed over your entire personality 674 00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,919 to the first man who asked you out. 675 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,999 I don't know where the real you has gone. 676 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,719 This is the real me! 677 00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:52,519 Whoever you think I am isn't who I want to be. 678 00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:55,479 And even if I am like Nathan, so what? 679 00:38:55,480 --> 00:39:00,599 It's better than just being a version of you, Maggie. 680 00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:04,279 I can't live with you and follow you around 681 00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:07,399 and look up to you and copy you, 682 00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:10,399 all so you feel better about yourself. 683 00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:12,919 I never wanted you to be like me. 684 00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:16,639 No, but you have always just wanted me to be one step behind you. 685 00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:19,759 I always wanted you to be your own person. 686 00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:24,119 Why does it make you so insane that I'm doing something for me? 687 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:25,679 Because I want you to live! 688 00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:29,039 Oh, my God. Do you think what you're doing is living? 689 00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:32,719 Drinking and fucking anything for a story? 690 00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:35,839 Maggie, are you even experiencing any of it? 691 00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:37,920 Jesus, are you even alive? 692 00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,040 Is that what you think about me? 693 00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:48,080 Is this you telling me you're moving out... 694 00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:52,840 ..or is this you telling me you don't want to be friends any more? 695 00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:55,879 Birdy! 696 00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:57,439 I don't know. 697 00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:00,079 I don't know. I just... 698 00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:02,560 I think we just need some space. 699 00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:08,880 I feel like you're breaking up with me. 700 00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:18,600 MUSIC: Stand On The Word by Joubert Singers 701 00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:25,880 What...? 702 00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:41,040 LAPTOP CHIMES 703 00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:24,799 # That's how he works 704 00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:27,159 # That's how 705 00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:30,919 # The good Lord, he works 706 00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:34,279 # That's how he works 707 00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,839 # That's how 708 00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:40,160 The good Lord, he works 709 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,879 # That's how the good Lord works 710 00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:45,999 # That's how the good Lord works 711 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,199 # That's how the good Lord works 712 00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:49,639 # That's how he works 713 00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:52,199 # That's how the good Lord works 714 00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:54,799 # That's how the good Lord works 715 00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,119 # That's how the good Lord works 716 00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:58,599 # That's how he works 717 00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:03,119 # We must not question the good Lord 718 00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:07,839 # Have faith in God and trust his words 719 00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:13,239 # We don't know how, we don't know when to see his day 720 00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:17,080 # So we should stand... #