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SIRENS WAIL, TENSE MUSIC BUILDS

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This programme contains
some strong language

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Good afternoon, Madam.

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Yeah, stay street-smart.
Stay street-smart.

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Stop!

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Stop!

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Stay street-smart.

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Stay street-smart.

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Shit.

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Oi!

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It's kicking off.
Pretend we can't see.

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Arrest him! Police!

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Arrest him! Damn it. A thief!

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Ah, awkward.

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We actually can't. Huh?

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Ooh! Ooh!

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Oh, that's really awkward.

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I'm so sorry. We're PCSOs.
We don't have the power of arrest.

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Rest assured, though,
we will inform a police officer.

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He's halfway down the street now.

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I could inform a police officer!

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I mean, if you wouldn't mind,
that'd be helpful because,

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you know, busy. Oh, hey.
Stay street-smart.

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Thank you.

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What do you guys actually do?

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Oh, we are rebuilding
the relationship

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between the community
and the police.

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Hence Police Community
Support Officer.

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Oh, was that the plan, yeah,
when you left school?

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You dickheads!

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Whatever. Didn't hurt. Don't care.

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Oh, sir? Sorry, erm...

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Kay... On a scale of one to ten...
Kay?

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..how would you rate your
experience... Read the room, mate.

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Dom, we need to do the survey.

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How would you rate your experience
with the Met Police today?

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He's gone.

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Oh.

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I'll just put that down as a seven.

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Right, so these are
my two operatives, are they?

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These are the two officers
that can infiltrate the gang?

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Jen and Simon are two of the finest,
the most highly trained

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undercover officers we have, sir.

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Sure. And, you know, no offence,

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guys, but take a look at the gang.

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What's your point, Clinton?

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The gang's black, Dave.

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Really?

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Oh, yes. So they are.

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Yes. Terribly sorry about that, sir.

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I don't actually see colour.

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I do a fairly decent patois,
if you're interested.

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Ooh... No, thank you.

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I sometimes do it at parties.
I phoned up LBC once, didn't I?

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He did! Pretended to be Levi Roots.

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Please stop talking.

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Inspector, you asked for
two undercover police officers.

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We provided two undercover
police officers.

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The only place they can go
undercover is B&Q

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on a bank holiday Monday.

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Well, that's all you're getting.

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It's almost as if the Met want
this investigation to fail.

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How difficult can it be to find
two young black officers

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who are up to the task?

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Ah! Another great day supporting our
officers and being a visible

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presence in the community.
Shut up, Kay.

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You know how I like to kick back and
shake off the cares of a busy day?

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I'm not coming to your church.

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Yes? Can I help you?

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Ah, no.

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This is a restricted area.

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Can I ask what you're doing here?

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I've worked here for four years.

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That's me.

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Right.

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Yes. Good.

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Well, carry on.

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You should be wearing your lanyards.

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But, erm, I'll let it go this time.

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Go on.

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Can you believe that bitch?

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To be fair, we should be wearing our
lanyards. It's not about lanyards.

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What were his exact words?

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He said, "It's almost as if the Met
wants this investigation to fail."

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Wants the investigation to fail?

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Presumably it amounts to
insubordination.

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Well, if it's not insubordination,
it's skirting dangerously close.

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Absolutely, ma'am.

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All right.

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Love to Peter.

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SIGHS

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Dominique? Yep?

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Detective Inspector Clinton Blair.

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You might have see me
around the station.

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Mm... Maybe.

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I want to talk to you about a job.

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But not here, though.

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Meet me tomorrow.

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Tomorrow's Saturday!

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I know. Meet me tomorrow,
one o'clock,

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Giuseppe's on Mare Street.

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Ah... Right.

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Right, yeah, this is a weak-arse
attempt to try and get me on a date.

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I'm not interested.

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I mean, you are hot in
a kind of budget Idris way,

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but I don't do beards. Sorry.

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It's not a date.

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I'm not physically attracted to you.

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So just another brother
who don't date black women?

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Shame.

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Shame on you.

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I only ever date black women.

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Yeah, well...that ain't going
to happen this time.

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You can buy me lunch,
but, yeah, that's about it.

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I'm not buying you lunch
and nothing's going to happen.

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Meet me tomorrow. Tell no-one.

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You want this.

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Oh, fuck!

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Why are you here?

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Come.

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This is cool, isn't it?

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Look, if this is about handing out
leaflets or anything to do with

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dog shit bins, I'm not interested.

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This isn't about dog shit bins.

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I want to talk to you about
an undercover mission.

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I need two officers to infiltrate
a gang dealing drugs

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on Brightmarsh Estate.
We'll do it. Hang on.

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You need two drug dealers,
so "get the black people"?

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The Brightmarsh gang is black.

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The Met keeps sending me
middle-aged white guys.

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I need two young black officers
to go places where... Yeah,

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I hate to break it to you, Clinton,
but we ain't street.

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Yeah, I'm gathering that.

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Look, my dad's a paediatrician,
and this one runs a prayer group.

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Wednesday nights. All welcome.

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Look, I'll guide you through
the whole thing.

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We'll do it. Hey, will you stop
just saying, "We'll do it"?

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This sounds dangerous.

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It is.

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All right.

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So what's in it for us?

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Yeah. Let's talk terms, Clinton.

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You both get service medals.
We'll do it. Kay!

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You get to do real police work.

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DOM SCOFFS
Not interested.

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What?

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Look, Clinton, I'm in this game
for the free Tube travel,

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parking in disabled bays
and 10% off at Cineworld.

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I've got 30 years to retirement.
That can go by like that.

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I thought that was going to have
a bigger impact.

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Look, use your middle finger.

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Why would I use my middle finger?
That's dumb! Shut up.

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All right. Each their own.
LOUD CLICK

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How did you...

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Look, my point is,
when I say I'm not interested,

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I'm not interested.

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Yes, you are.

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You don't know me.

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Yes, I do.

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You've got a first class degree
in Criminology

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from the University of Middlesex.

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In your first year on the job, you
applied for a promotion three times.

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You were rejected three times.

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That's when the infractions
started creeping in.

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Tardiness, unexplained absences,
incorrect uniform.

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You got lazy.

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You gave up.

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But you're clever. You're good.

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You're police.

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This is a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity, Dom,

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and, yes, you do want it.

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What's the pay?

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Better than a PCSO.

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Also I do want the medal. Yes!

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All right.

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Now, listen.

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Here's the thing.

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This mission...

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..it doesn't exist. What?

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No, I mean, we're doing it,
but it's off the books.

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The only people who know about it,
the only people who will ever

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know about it,
are sat around this table.

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AROUND the table.

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That was so cool.

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So will we, like, take on new
identities when we go undercover?

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No, too risky.

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Better to make the truth
your cover story.

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What, that we're police?

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That you were police.

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You're going to need to get
yourself fired. Fired?

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What, like, fired for real?

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As soon as this is all over,
I'll bring you both back -

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as part of my team, not PCSOs.

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So, yes, fired for real.

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But...how are we meant to do that?

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Use your imagination.

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SIREN WAILS

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TYRES SCREECH

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Woo!

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Aargh! Stop, stop!

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You're going too fast!

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This is fucking brilliant!

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KAY SCREAMS

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Have either of you heard
a word I've said about

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the way you have brought
the service into disrepute?

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Never, ever, in my twenty...
Thirty...

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..37 years in this service
have I ever...

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You are fucking kidding me.

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Not at all, madam.

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Not at all.

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Cheers, all.

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Sir?

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Want one?

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OK, stage two.

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You're going to steal drugs
from police custody.

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What?! Rob the police? Correct.

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Then you're going to sell it
on the estate to get

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the gang's attention.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Fired black officers nick drugs
and then turn to dealing?

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Can we please just talk about
the negative stereotypes here?

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Dom, you're infiltrating a gang.

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Yes, we're dealing
in negative stereotypes.

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OK, OK, what about this?

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We formed a street theatre troupe

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doing impromptu performances

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on the Brightmarsh Estate.

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This is how it's going to work.

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When seized drugs have served their
purpose as evidence,

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they're incinerated.

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The police have an arrangement
with the local hospital.

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Officers phone ahead, schedule
a time to sign over the drugs

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for incineration by hospital staff.

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That's the weak point.

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This all sounds very, very risky.

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Listen, I'm protected,

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so you're protected.

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Trust me.

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I can intercept the call
from the station,

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find out where they're going.

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I'll create a delay.

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Then I'll go to the hospital
at the specified time,

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and sign over a fake package
for incineration.

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Then you'll meet the officers
and intercept the drugs.

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Yes, good day, sir.

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Walk normally.
I am walking normally!

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That's not normal!

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Ah. Incineration staff?

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Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

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Good. Cos I have a whole load
of soiled bedding here for you.

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Oh, oh... It's a real mix and match.

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Thank you. Thank you very much.

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Oh...
THEY GAG

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Why do you never use
the hand-sanitiser?

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Because we're fleeing a crime scene!

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But I touched poo!

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Ahh!

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Don't ask.

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This all seems like a lot of trouble
to go to for a few drug arrests

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on an estate.

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I'm right, aren't I?

261
00:10:52,123 --> 00:10:55,083
You'll be told what you need to
know when you need to know it.

262
00:10:56,243 --> 00:10:58,083
ENGINE STARTS

263
00:11:15,163 --> 00:11:16,563
OK, guys, you...

264
00:11:18,243 --> 00:11:19,483
Put this on.

265
00:11:19,483 --> 00:11:21,043
Oh, nice, nice. Wear it backwards?

266
00:11:21,043 --> 00:11:22,763
Don't. Too cool?

267
00:11:22,763 --> 00:11:24,083
Yeah.

268
00:11:24,083 --> 00:11:25,363
You got the product?

269
00:11:25,363 --> 00:11:26,403
Yeah.

270
00:11:28,043 --> 00:11:29,683
Here's your takings.

271
00:11:29,683 --> 00:11:31,523
Remember everything we went through.

272
00:11:31,523 --> 00:11:33,083
I'll park up where I can see you.

273
00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:36,003
If things get hairy, I'll step in.

274
00:11:36,003 --> 00:11:37,483
You've got this.

275
00:11:40,203 --> 00:11:42,843
I'll do the selling and the talking.

276
00:11:42,843 --> 00:11:44,843
OK? Fine. Thank you.

277
00:11:44,843 --> 00:11:47,963
Because I have blatantly got
the best seller's credentials.

278
00:11:47,963 --> 00:11:49,203
I worked at Footlocker.

279
00:11:49,203 --> 00:11:50,643
Well, I did door-to-door sales.

280
00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:52,083
You were handing out Bibles.

281
00:11:52,083 --> 00:11:54,043
Working for the biggest boss
there is.

282
00:11:54,043 --> 00:11:55,923
Just... Thank you very much. ..walk.

283
00:11:55,923 --> 00:11:57,883
Stand here.
I know what I'm talking about.

284
00:11:57,883 --> 00:11:59,483
Just stand. Be normal.

285
00:11:59,483 --> 00:12:00,723
And stop talking.

286
00:12:07,243 --> 00:12:09,723
Not like th... Sh, sh, sh!

287
00:12:09,723 --> 00:12:11,243
Did you see that?

288
00:12:11,243 --> 00:12:13,043
I just cruised onto the kerb.

289
00:12:13,043 --> 00:12:15,163
Well done. Good for you. OK.

290
00:12:15,163 --> 00:12:16,643
It's TJ, by the way.

291
00:12:16,643 --> 00:12:18,283
You might've heard of me.

292
00:12:18,283 --> 00:12:20,643
Ah, can't say that I have, no.

293
00:12:20,643 --> 00:12:22,483
Well, I'm pretty well-known
on this estate.

294
00:12:22,483 --> 00:12:24,883
So if anyone gives you any S-H-A-T,

295
00:12:24,883 --> 00:12:27,043
you can tell them you know me.

296
00:12:27,043 --> 00:12:29,043
OK, will do. Thanks.

297
00:12:29,043 --> 00:12:30,323
What you doin'?

298
00:12:30,323 --> 00:12:33,363
Oh, we're just... We're just
hanging out, you know? Yeah.

299
00:12:33,363 --> 00:12:36,483
Just, you know, just chillin'.
You know, just... Just chillin' out.

300
00:12:36,483 --> 00:12:38,643
You're selling drugs, aren't you?

301
00:12:38,643 --> 00:12:40,683
Well, we're not doing it with you
standing here,

302
00:12:40,683 --> 00:12:42,683
so if you could just...get to going

303
00:12:42,683 --> 00:12:46,523
because if the police come
you're going to get arrested.

304
00:12:46,523 --> 00:12:49,763
The police don't arrest dealers
on Brightmarsh.

305
00:12:49,763 --> 00:12:51,603
OK. Bye, child.

306
00:12:51,603 --> 00:12:53,563
Bye, TJ.

307
00:12:53,563 --> 00:12:55,043
Oh, we've got one.

308
00:12:55,043 --> 00:12:56,523
Get... Hey, hi.

309
00:12:56,523 --> 00:12:58,123
What you in the market for?

310
00:12:58,123 --> 00:13:00,043
Some weed, some Charlie, some...

311
00:13:00,043 --> 00:13:01,243
No, we've only got heroin.

312
00:13:01,243 --> 00:13:03,603
Oh, we've only got heroin,
but you look like you'll be fine

313
00:13:03,603 --> 00:13:05,203
with that, so...yeah. Money first.

314
00:13:05,203 --> 00:13:08,323
Yeah. Good. Money first.

315
00:13:08,323 --> 00:13:09,923
Thank you. That's...

316
00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:12,403
Yeah. Hmm... There you go.

317
00:13:12,403 --> 00:13:13,603
Right. Hmm?

318
00:13:13,603 --> 00:13:15,683
What? Oh, yeah, drugs.
DOM LAUGHS AWKWARDLY

319
00:13:15,683 --> 00:13:17,963
Cos you needed the drugs.
That's what you paid... OK.

320
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:20,763
So here's your five, your six
and your ten. Thank you very much.

321
00:13:20,763 --> 00:13:21,963
Take care.

322
00:13:23,683 --> 00:13:24,723
"Take care"?

323
00:13:24,723 --> 00:13:26,963
Well, it's good customer service.
He'll come back.

324
00:13:26,963 --> 00:13:30,083
He'll come back because
he's addicted to heroin. Sure.

325
00:13:30,083 --> 00:13:31,883
But you know Nero
does them little cards...

326
00:13:31,883 --> 00:13:34,123
Go stand over there. Oh, OK.
Cos that's how they do it.

327
00:13:34,123 --> 00:13:36,083
No, because I want you to stand
over there. Sure.

328
00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,563
No, that's smart.

329
00:13:39,043 --> 00:13:41,243
Stop walking like you've got
a bowel impact!

330
00:13:41,243 --> 00:13:43,123
I...

331
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:44,523
I'll... I'm going to pray for you.

332
00:13:44,523 --> 00:13:45,603
Just go.

333
00:13:50,603 --> 00:13:51,843
Yo.

334
00:13:51,843 --> 00:13:53,843
You have Big H, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

335
00:13:53,843 --> 00:13:55,843
Here you go. Take that,
and then I'll take that.

336
00:13:55,843 --> 00:13:57,083
Thank you very much.

337
00:13:57,083 --> 00:13:59,163
Take care. Bye-bye.

338
00:13:59,163 --> 00:14:00,723
There you go.

339
00:14:00,723 --> 00:14:02,243
Ah, Dom? Yeah?

340
00:14:02,243 --> 00:14:04,923
Those guys look very interested
in what we're doing right now.

341
00:14:04,923 --> 00:14:07,043
Shit, shit, shit. This is it,
this is it, this is it.

342
00:14:07,043 --> 00:14:09,043
Game face. Smile. Smi...
No, no, no. Frown.

343
00:14:09,043 --> 00:14:10,483
Look gangster.

344
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:11,923
Here we go.

345
00:14:11,923 --> 00:14:13,523
Like... Like you're a gangster.

346
00:14:13,523 --> 00:14:14,643
Like, act tough.

347
00:14:14,643 --> 00:14:17,123
Hey, yo, yo, yo, boss man,
you best move your car, you know.

348
00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:18,403
It's residents only.

349
00:14:18,403 --> 00:14:19,723
Yeah, yeah, yeah, in a minute.

350
00:14:19,723 --> 00:14:20,883
No, come on, boss man.

351
00:14:20,883 --> 00:14:22,483
KAY SIGHS AWKWARDLY

352
00:14:24,203 --> 00:14:26,043
KAY SIGHS AWKWARDLY AND BABBLES

353
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:29,843
Yeah, oh...

354
00:14:29,843 --> 00:14:31,923
How you doing, lads?

355
00:14:31,923 --> 00:14:34,843
We're just doing
a spot of drug dealing.

356
00:14:34,843 --> 00:14:36,843
Oh, my goodness.
We're not on your patch, are we?

357
00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:39,243
I told you they were called patches.
Shut up, you dickhead.

358
00:14:39,243 --> 00:14:40,483
Yeah, I am. Yeah.

359
00:14:41,643 --> 00:14:43,123
Take off your bag.

360
00:14:43,123 --> 00:14:44,763
What? Give me the fucking bag, man.

361
00:14:44,763 --> 00:14:46,683
What? OK. OK.

362
00:14:46,683 --> 00:14:48,323
I just... I just got my nails done.

363
00:14:48,323 --> 00:14:49,603
So just give me the ticket.

364
00:14:49,603 --> 00:14:52,003
Listen, brother,
I'm just trying to help you out.

365
00:14:52,003 --> 00:14:54,083
You move your car,
I don't have to give you a ticket.

366
00:14:54,083 --> 00:14:57,723
Just give me the ticket, will you?
Oh, is it?

367
00:14:57,723 --> 00:15:00,563
Break them.
KAY LAUGHS AWKWARDLY

368
00:15:00,563 --> 00:15:02,843
Apologies for the cock-up.
Pardon my French.

369
00:15:02,843 --> 00:15:04,563
Haw-haw-haw!
GUN COCKS

370
00:15:04,563 --> 00:15:06,003
Come round the corner.

371
00:15:06,003 --> 00:15:08,123
Do we have to?
Come round the fucking corner, man.

372
00:15:08,123 --> 00:15:09,363
Yeah. Which corner, though?

373
00:15:09,363 --> 00:15:10,923
Shut up.
Because there's quite a few.

374
00:15:10,923 --> 00:15:12,883
I'm just saying
that there's quite a few corners.

375
00:15:12,883 --> 00:15:14,603
Look, I'm police.

376
00:15:14,603 --> 00:15:16,243
Now go.

377
00:15:16,243 --> 00:15:18,443
Shit, man.
The ticket's in the system now.

378
00:15:18,443 --> 00:15:20,363
I don't give a shit
about the ticket.

379
00:15:21,563 --> 00:15:24,043
Let me see what I can do for you.

380
00:15:24,043 --> 00:15:25,203
I never do this.

381
00:15:25,203 --> 00:15:26,443
Fuck off.

382
00:15:44,403 --> 00:15:45,443
Put your hand out.

383
00:15:45,443 --> 00:15:46,883
Oh, please. Put your hand out!

384
00:15:46,883 --> 00:15:49,243
No, please don't shoot my hand.
I play keys in the church band.

385
00:15:49,243 --> 00:15:50,563
Man, shut up.

386
00:15:50,563 --> 00:15:52,603
Who do you work for? No-one.

387
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:54,283
Do not fuck with me.

388
00:15:54,283 --> 00:15:56,403
Where did you get your food from?

389
00:15:56,403 --> 00:15:59,043
We...we stole it
from...from the police.

390
00:16:00,643 --> 00:16:03,803
How did you two badman
steal from the police?

391
00:16:03,803 --> 00:16:05,283
OK... Ahem.

392
00:16:05,283 --> 00:16:06,643
..here's the thing -

393
00:16:06,643 --> 00:16:08,883
we used to be in the police.

394
00:16:08,883 --> 00:16:11,243
Yo, they're feds. Drop them!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

395
00:16:11,243 --> 00:16:13,803
We used to be in the police!
We USED to be in the police!

396
00:16:13,803 --> 00:16:15,963
Like PCSOs. What, the shit police?

397
00:16:15,963 --> 00:16:19,883
OK, that's a bit rude,
but, yeah, and then we got fired.

398
00:16:19,883 --> 00:16:21,203
Why?

399
00:16:21,203 --> 00:16:24,083
Let's just say
the force did not agree

400
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,003
with our extracurricular activities.

401
00:16:26,003 --> 00:16:27,643
I showed my bum bum
to some pensioners.

402
00:16:27,643 --> 00:16:30,923
So we decided
to take that lot from evidence

403
00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:34,283
on our way out and pay ourselves
a little redundancy.

404
00:16:34,283 --> 00:16:36,363
We don't have a supplier,
we don't work for anyone.

405
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:39,923
We just wanted to sell that lot
and split the money. Ahem.

406
00:16:42,483 --> 00:16:44,963
How long you been out here for?
Just this afternoon,

407
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:46,163
a few hours. Plus wee breaks.

408
00:16:46,163 --> 00:16:48,483
We've been going to Burger King
cos she needs to sit down.

409
00:16:48,483 --> 00:16:51,603
Who's asking you to talk about my
pee breaks? You need to sit down
to go toilet.

410
00:16:51,603 --> 00:16:53,083
It's a lot easier for me
to go toilet.

411
00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:55,283
I go number one standing up.
It's my personal business!

412
00:16:55,283 --> 00:16:56,523
Stop talking... Shut up!

413
00:16:58,763 --> 00:17:01,603
Look, here's what's going to happen.

414
00:17:02,643 --> 00:17:05,083
You're going
to sell the rest of that,

415
00:17:05,083 --> 00:17:08,003
and you're going
to bring the money here. Yeah? OK.

416
00:17:09,163 --> 00:17:11,483
Soapy's Laundrette? That's clever.

417
00:17:11,483 --> 00:17:14,203
Ask for a service wash.
Service wash.

418
00:17:14,203 --> 00:17:16,563
Soapy's. That makes a lot of sense.
It does.

419
00:17:16,563 --> 00:17:19,363
It's like, um, like, we're asking
for a Soapy's... It's all up...

420
00:17:19,363 --> 00:17:21,243
..all up there in the noggin.
Can you fuck off?

421
00:17:21,243 --> 00:17:22,563
Yeah. Sure. No, no. Yeah.

422
00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:24,123
Sure, no. Yeah.

423
00:17:32,563 --> 00:17:34,163
Oh, Clinton! Mate!

424
00:17:34,163 --> 00:17:36,043
Sir, sir, that was brilliant!

425
00:17:36,043 --> 00:17:38,163
It totally worked.
They were like, "What you up to?"

426
00:17:38,163 --> 00:17:40,723
And we were like, "What?" And
they were like, "Show me your hand."

427
00:17:40,723 --> 00:17:43,163
And I was like, "No, no,
that's not..." That was dangerous!

428
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:46,283
We've been out there all day
touching junkies.

429
00:17:46,283 --> 00:17:48,203
They pulled a gun on us. Yeah?

430
00:17:48,203 --> 00:17:50,203
You said you would step in
if things got hairy.

431
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:51,243
I would have.

432
00:17:51,243 --> 00:17:52,683
They pulled a gun on us!

433
00:17:52,683 --> 00:17:54,883
I would have stepped in
if I thought I'd seen something

434
00:17:54,883 --> 00:17:57,443
that you couldn't handle.
So, what did they say?

435
00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:59,723
Sell the rest of the gear
and bring them the cash tomorrow.

436
00:17:59,723 --> 00:18:02,163
Perfect. So, go back out there
tomorrow and sell what you can.

437
00:18:02,163 --> 00:18:05,243
I'll take what you can't shift
to make up the shortfall.

438
00:18:05,243 --> 00:18:06,843
Nice work, officers.

439
00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:18,203
Ahem.

440
00:18:18,203 --> 00:18:20,123
We would like a service wash,
please.

441
00:18:23,683 --> 00:18:27,003
MUSIC PLAYS

442
00:18:31,603 --> 00:18:32,883
Just...

443
00:18:32,883 --> 00:18:34,723
Just go. Go.

444
00:18:35,923 --> 00:18:37,963
Ahem.

445
00:18:37,963 --> 00:18:40,163
You're early.

446
00:18:40,163 --> 00:18:42,203
I wasn't expecting you
till tomorrow.

447
00:18:42,203 --> 00:18:44,363
Yeah, well, you know,
we sold it all.

448
00:18:45,483 --> 00:18:46,683
Sorry.

449
00:18:51,043 --> 00:18:52,123
Run along.

450
00:18:52,123 --> 00:18:53,563
Nah, nah, nah, wait.

451
00:18:53,563 --> 00:18:54,803
Give them another pack.

452
00:18:56,123 --> 00:18:57,363
Do it.

453
00:18:59,443 --> 00:19:01,043
You lot need a job,

454
00:19:01,043 --> 00:19:03,163
this is a growing operation.

455
00:19:04,163 --> 00:19:05,563
That's yours now, yeah?

456
00:19:06,763 --> 00:19:08,803
You owe us a grand in a week.

457
00:19:08,803 --> 00:19:10,643
OK. Cool.

458
00:19:10,643 --> 00:19:12,803
Dismissed. Yeah. Thank you.

459
00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:15,523
OK, well,
have a good drug-dealing day.

460
00:19:17,603 --> 00:19:19,523
Do you trust them, fam?

461
00:19:19,523 --> 00:19:23,123
I asked around,
and their story checks out.

462
00:19:23,123 --> 00:19:25,443
Kamal was in the Air Cadets.

463
00:19:26,523 --> 00:19:28,483
Everyone's on a journey, innit?

464
00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:46,083
Wash your hands.

465
00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:47,523
Oh, my God. I need a towel.

466
00:19:58,483 --> 00:19:59,643
Mm-hm.

467
00:20:07,243 --> 00:20:10,443
For all that is secret will
eventually be brought into the open,

468
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:13,163
and everything that is concealed
will be brought to light

469
00:20:13,163 --> 00:20:14,763
and made known to all.

470
00:20:18,763 --> 00:20:20,003
Just, um...

471
00:20:21,243 --> 00:20:23,843
Just going to my room to sleep!

472
00:20:23,843 --> 00:20:24,963
Hi, by the way!

473
00:20:41,243 --> 00:20:42,563
Nice.

474
00:20:43,563 --> 00:20:44,803
Very nice.

475
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:47,683
You lot are doing good.

476
00:20:47,683 --> 00:20:49,323
We're upping your part.

477
00:21:03,803 --> 00:21:05,803
WOMAN SPEAKS ON TV

478
00:21:05,803 --> 00:21:07,443
PHONE VIBRATES

479
00:21:12,803 --> 00:21:13,843
Hello?

480
00:21:13,843 --> 00:21:15,723
Come to your door.

481
00:21:15,723 --> 00:21:17,083
Who is this?

482
00:21:26,283 --> 00:21:27,763
Tevin.

483
00:21:27,763 --> 00:21:29,763
Hi. Ho...

484
00:21:29,763 --> 00:21:31,563
How do you know where I live?

485
00:21:31,563 --> 00:21:34,283
Is that a problem?
No, no, no problem.

486
00:21:34,283 --> 00:21:35,883
I need you to come with me.

487
00:21:35,883 --> 00:21:38,403
Er...why? You'll see.

488
00:21:38,403 --> 00:21:39,763
Ah, yeah.

489
00:21:39,763 --> 00:21:41,163
You know, thing is, I would...

490
00:21:41,163 --> 00:21:44,483
CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY
..I would, but I just had a wine,

491
00:21:44,483 --> 00:21:46,723
a large one, and a Nytol.

492
00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:48,003
I don't make a habit of it,

493
00:21:48,003 --> 00:21:50,243
but, you know, sometimes being
a black woman in London,

494
00:21:50,243 --> 00:21:52,443
you need something
to take the edge off. Get your coat.

495
00:21:52,443 --> 00:21:53,963
OK. I'm just going to...

496
00:21:53,963 --> 00:21:55,243
..go and get...

497
00:22:08,643 --> 00:22:10,203
Hi.

498
00:22:19,563 --> 00:22:21,443
Um, Tevin...

499
00:22:21,443 --> 00:22:23,603
DOM CLEARS HER THROAT
..where we going?

500
00:22:23,603 --> 00:22:25,003
Walthamstow Marshes.

501
00:22:26,203 --> 00:22:27,923
Right, yeah.

502
00:22:27,923 --> 00:22:29,243
That's great.

503
00:22:29,243 --> 00:22:31,243
Tev, mate, can you stick Magic on?

504
00:22:31,243 --> 00:22:32,643
Shut up.

505
00:22:52,363 --> 00:22:53,803
Get out.

506
00:22:56,123 --> 00:22:58,843
Just it's a little high up.
I've only got little legs.

507
00:22:58,843 --> 00:23:00,603
Oop, yep. Made it.

508
00:23:04,403 --> 00:23:06,043
KAY LAUGHS

509
00:23:06,043 --> 00:23:08,603
Three cheers for Britain's wetlands!
Ha-ha! Hip hip hoor...

510
00:23:08,603 --> 00:23:10,323
KNIFE CLANGS ON FLOOR

511
00:23:11,523 --> 00:23:13,643
What is that? What?

512
00:23:13,643 --> 00:23:15,243
I've just seen it
fall from your sleeve.

513
00:23:15,243 --> 00:23:16,683
No, it didn't. I saw it.

514
00:23:16,683 --> 00:23:20,083
No, I think it's always been there,
just in that spot.

515
00:23:20,083 --> 00:23:21,123
Oh, that?

516
00:23:21,123 --> 00:23:23,243
DOM FAKE CHUCKLES
I thought you meant something...

517
00:23:23,243 --> 00:23:25,563
No, that. That...that is my shank.

518
00:23:26,843 --> 00:23:29,283
Were you going to stab me? No.

519
00:23:29,283 --> 00:23:32,643
No. To be honest with you, Tev,
this...this guy here,

520
00:23:32,643 --> 00:23:34,723
he's been known
to get a little handsy.

521
00:23:34,723 --> 00:23:36,963
KAY LAUGHS
It's true. Yeah.

522
00:23:36,963 --> 00:23:40,923
So I have taken to carrying that.

523
00:23:40,923 --> 00:23:43,043
I'm on a journey, Tevin.
I'm on a journey.

524
00:23:43,043 --> 00:23:44,083
He is.

525
00:23:46,483 --> 00:23:47,523
Thank you.

526
00:23:49,003 --> 00:23:50,763
DOM WHISPERS INAUDIBLY

527
00:23:53,203 --> 00:23:55,083
Start digging.

528
00:23:55,083 --> 00:23:56,923
Oh... What? Oh.

529
00:23:56,923 --> 00:23:59,123
KAY WHIMPERS

530
00:23:59,123 --> 00:24:00,523
Please!

531
00:24:01,683 --> 00:24:03,403
Please, I don't want to die.

532
00:24:03,403 --> 00:24:06,003
I don't want to die!
You think I'm going to kill you?

533
00:24:08,083 --> 00:24:10,443
You think I'm some sort of psycho
or something?

534
00:24:11,443 --> 00:24:13,163
Nah.

535
00:24:13,163 --> 00:24:14,203
Nah.

536
00:24:18,043 --> 00:24:19,243
You...

537
00:24:21,323 --> 00:24:23,283
I need you to bury this body.

538
00:24:23,283 --> 00:24:25,003
Oh!

539
00:24:25,003 --> 00:24:26,643
Yeah.

540
00:24:26,643 --> 00:24:28,043
OK.

541
00:24:28,043 --> 00:24:29,283
Um...

542
00:24:29,283 --> 00:24:31,163
Where are you going?

543
00:24:31,163 --> 00:24:33,323
It's ten to midnight.
Going home to bed.

544
00:24:33,323 --> 00:24:34,763
How do we get home?

545
00:24:34,763 --> 00:24:36,603
Get a fucking Uber.

546
00:24:36,603 --> 00:24:38,043
OK. Yeah.

547
00:24:38,043 --> 00:24:39,603
Thank you, Tevin.

548
00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:41,763
It's always a pleasure.
Drive safely.

549
00:24:42,883 --> 00:24:44,283
Bye.

550
00:24:44,283 --> 00:24:46,123
Look out for the roads and stuff.

551
00:24:47,923 --> 00:24:49,163
Oh!

552
00:24:49,163 --> 00:24:51,123
Oh! Shit!

553
00:24:51,123 --> 00:24:52,843
That's a dead body, Dom! Oh, my God!

554
00:24:52,843 --> 00:24:54,523
That's a dead body, Dom!

555
00:24:54,523 --> 00:24:56,323
Oh, my God! That's a dead body!

556
00:24:56,323 --> 00:24:57,963
Oh, my God! Oh!

557
00:24:57,963 --> 00:24:59,723
OK. Wait. What are you doing?

558
00:24:59,723 --> 00:25:02,083
I'm calling Clinton.
No, no, no, but it's after 10.30.

559
00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:04,603
That's the cut-off, isn't it?

560
00:25:04,603 --> 00:25:08,803
There is no cut-off when someone's
just asked you to bury a body!

561
00:25:08,803 --> 00:25:11,003
I don't know.

562
00:25:11,003 --> 00:25:14,043
PHONE RINGS

563
00:25:15,163 --> 00:25:17,723
PHONE RINGS

564
00:25:18,843 --> 00:25:21,563
PHONE RINGS

565
00:25:22,603 --> 00:25:25,603
PHONE RINGS

566
00:25:26,603 --> 00:25:29,523
PHONE RINGS

567
00:25:30,603 --> 00:25:33,723
PHONE RINGS

568
00:25:35,443 --> 00:25:42,123
THEY SCREAM