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‎午安,這是機長廣播

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‎飛行時間為五小時四十分

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‎我們最終會達到
‎一萬零六百公尺的巡航高度

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‎嗨,奇布!

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‎-真實DJ!
‎-怎麼樣?

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‎我要回南非了,好兄弟

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‎請幫我安排聚會

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‎找個高檔的地方,好比豪宅

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‎-我們要辦一場瘋狂派對
‎-交給我

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‎我會通知其他人

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‎這件事包在我身上

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‎(真實DJ)

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‎-喂!
‎-嗨

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‎嘿,妹子

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‎嘿,寶貝,怎麼樣?

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‎你好啊

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‎妳好嗎?

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{\an8}‎-我很好,你呢?
‎-聽著,戴蒙打電話給我

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{\an8}‎他想約大夥兒聚一聚,開住家派對

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{\an8}‎等等,你是說大家要合體了嗎?

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‎就是說啊

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{\an8}‎天啊,我等不及想見到妳了

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{\an8}‎每個人都受邀嗎?

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‎所有人都會到?

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{\an8}‎我要帶一到兩個伴

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{\an8}‎你們最好給我出席

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{\an8}‎我會到,因為
‎我很快就要去約翰尼斯堡

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{\an8}‎讓我看看我的行程

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‎(限制級)

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{\an8}‎每個人都會來,只少了你一個

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‎戴蒙知道我要去嗎?

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‎這是派對,他說:“邀所有人來”

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‎他沒有說:“不要邀人來”

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‎我願意,當然會去

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{\an8}‎每當家人齊聚一堂

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‎總是能盡情狂歡

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‎我可以去任何地方
‎但我在非洲時,最如魚得水

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‎我們是八卦製造機

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‎我們有圈內的元老級人物

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‎規則由我們說了算,其他人都滾邊去

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‎我們是真正的鑽石

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‎如果你要記仇,就要承受壓力

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‎沒錯!

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‎好野人朋友

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‎(新一季開始)

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‎非洲閃耀星

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‎永遠都有鬧劇上演

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‎我覺得我好像跟安妮分手了

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‎什麼?

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‎少在我面前裝模作樣,還說...

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‎妳簡直在演戲

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‎卡妮很陰險

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‎-妳胡扯
‎-小心她那個人

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‎安妮想公開澄清第八個孩子的謠言

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{\an8}‎我撐不下去了,我已經累了

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{\an8}‎我受夠了

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‎你們會很嗆辣

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‎-哇!
‎-我會耍壞

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{\an8}‎我的天啊

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‎(開場介紹)

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{\an8}‎(芬塔娜)

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‎芬塔娜,她很性感

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‎妳在跟戴蒙交往嗎?

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‎隔牆有耳 ,隔籬有眼

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‎想都別想!我會把妳拖出去

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‎-去妳的
‎-妳也是

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‎(開場介紹)

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{\an8}‎(路易斯蒙那納)

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{\an8}‎我覺得你現在很虛假

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‎我會找你算帳,絕不手下留情

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‎我不會再道歉了

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‎(特別客串演出)

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{\an8}‎史旺奇介紹給我們認識的
‎每個女性朋友

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‎都只會惹出風波

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‎老娘跟一堆非洲大咖上過床
‎現在還不是屹立不搖

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‎我受夠你鬼扯了!

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{\an8}‎史旺奇,情況已經一發不可收拾

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‎事情不可能這樣結束

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‎妳這個渾身名牌的虛偽老女人!

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‎我會把場面鬧得很難看
‎所有人無一能倖免

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‎啥?

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‎天啊,怎麼回事?

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‎非洲閃耀星

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‎我剛從杜拜回來

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‎我現在是正式居民

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‎我的骨子裡還是不折不扣的南非人

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‎只是去其他國家過個水

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‎-嘿!
‎-妳來啦!怎麼樣?

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‎我和真實DJ始終會有天壤之別

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‎但我們知道我們是彼此的家人

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‎-我好想妳
‎-我也想你

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‎歡迎回來,庫茲人呢?

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‎-妳又把他丟在杜拜了?
‎-我又丟下他了

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‎妳會回去找他吧?

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‎我知道啦,我定居在杜拜

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‎看到我的妹妹卡妮很開心

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‎因為我的知己來了

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‎聽著,從那些生活快照看起來

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‎顯然你們感情很好,看得出妳...

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‎連你跟凱莉的照片也超讚的

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{\an8}‎你們如膠似漆

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‎-妳知道一切由我主導吧?
‎-沒錯

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‎照片會說謊,IG是假象
‎他們看起來很快樂

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‎但我想知道事實
‎我希望他們還在接受心理治療

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‎我讓她欲仙欲死

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‎一定要的,你得澆灌你的花朵

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‎-說得好!
‎-沒錯

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‎我跟凱莉感情很好
‎但不可能完全沒問題

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‎凱莉還是有堅持得到的東西

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‎但我們必須各退一步

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‎卡妮姆鮑!

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‎一定要回來

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‎我會回來的
‎我要去車庫,到前面迴轉

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‎帥啦

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‎-看吧?氣氛很好
‎-氣氛很好

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‎-這就是我想要的
‎-你想要的

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‎-沒錯
‎-我認同

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‎女老闆回來了,還是美得冒泡

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{\an8}‎而且福氣滿滿

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‎-妳好,薩莉
‎-嗨,芮恩,妳好嗎?

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‎-我很好,妳呢?
‎-天啊

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‎我來到桑頓
‎包下整家店給我和史旺奇

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‎我來這裡為戴蒙的派對治裝

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‎我跟戴蒙有兩名子女
‎我們合作無間,分擔養育工作

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‎就算我們各有伴侶,還是很親近

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‎他很大牌

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‎史旺奇喜歡故意遲到

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‎不接電話

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‎史旺奇就是這樣

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‎“我要最後一個到,壓軸登場

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‎做任何事都要最後一個
‎大家必須等我,史旺奇”

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‎算了,我不打了

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‎不管他有沒有來,我都要血拚

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‎我是時尚大神,必須華麗登場

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{\an8}‎你看過比我帥的人嗎?

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‎當然沒有,所以...

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‎這就是重點

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‎目的是展示全身的裝束

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‎嗨!妳好啊

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‎-我的天啊,你怎麼那麼慢?
‎-妳好嗎,親愛的?

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‎近來可好?

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‎我來這裡幫薩莉挑選
‎參加戴蒙派對要穿的衣服

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‎我不確定薩莉會期待見到戴蒙

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‎還是期待見到安迪利

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‎開喝了,寶貝

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‎不管怎麼樣,我都準備看好戲了

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‎那個朋友還好嗎?

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‎誰?

149
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‎安迪利

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‎安迪利

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‎你們是“薩迪利”還是 “安迪薩莉”?

152
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‎別亂把我們的名字疊在一起

153
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‎自從安妮的婚禮之夜後
‎我和安迪利就沒見面了

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‎那次他突然來我家,結果撞見戴蒙

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‎戴蒙和安迪利是朋友

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‎氣氛很尷尬,而且事情還沒解決

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‎我和安迪利之間有情愫

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‎實際上我喜歡上他了

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‎我已經很久沒見到他

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‎真的嗎?我以為你們在培養感情

161
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‎沒有,還是有?

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‎可以就此打住嗎?

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‎-敬我和你
‎-乾杯,妹子

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‎-敬這份友誼,我永遠愛你
‎-我愛妳

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‎我和薩莉的關係

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‎確實從工作夥伴變成真正的朋友

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‎我很高興妳在拉哥斯玩得很開心

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‎拉哥斯棒呆了

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‎超好玩,真是難以置信!

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‎史旺奇邀我和幾個朋友
‎去奈及利亞參加派對

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‎我以為會見到安妮

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‎但我沒想到,安妮居然不見蹤影

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‎我很好奇出了什麼問題

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‎你和安妮怎麼了?

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‎我現在有點無感
‎因為我跟安妮冷戰一陣子了

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‎怎麼會?你們本來是死黨

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‎對,但現在情況有變

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‎你不再像過去願意挺身捍衛安妮

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‎並為她赴湯蹈火了

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‎對,朋友會為彼此這麼做

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‎但不管怎樣,我的付出沒有得到回報

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‎我們必須修正這個問題

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‎我很擔心安妮和史旺奇的友誼

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‎因為他們本來是莫逆之交

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‎突然間兩個人陷入冷戰

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‎出現了隔閡

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‎讓人感到憂心

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‎因為我想了解她的想法

189
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‎-畢竟我投入太多...
‎-她好像故意搞失蹤

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‎我投入很多感情
‎誰都不能對我搞失蹤

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‎就我所知,我沒有辜負她

192
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‎但安妮對我做的事卻是嚴重的背叛

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‎我現在只想點到為止

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‎我來到約翰尼斯堡了,沒錯!

195
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‎一落地當然就要
‎聯絡姊妹淘卡妮,我要打給卡妮

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‎我跟大小姐很久不見
‎大小姐就是安妮啦

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‎我們別在公共場合哭哭啼啼

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‎我是大小姐,卡妮是貴婦

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‎卡妮很貴氣,她是卡妮姆鮑

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{\an8}‎但我很樸實

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‎我就像鄰家女孩

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{\an8}‎我說我的洋涇濱英語,像個大小姐

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‎-嘿,貴婦!
‎-噢,大小姐

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‎我對安妮特別心軟

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‎我們剛認識時,我很討厭她

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‎我覺得她太好勝

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‎愛管別人的閒事,但後來我才發現

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‎她只是想保護內心

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‎因為她容易流露情感

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‎跟我說說胸部怎麼回事

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‎-我沒動它們,這是真貨
‎-妳說謊

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‎卡妮,我絕對不會動它們
‎我的身體很神聖

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‎真的要嗎?

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‎不會吧,那是愛的重量嗎?
‎還是她懷孕了?

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‎到底怎麼回事?

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‎婚禮結束後
‎妳整個人散發沉靜的氣質

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‎還在蜜月期嗎?

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‎你們看起來幸福極了

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‎是的

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‎唯一的問題是很多人
‎看我跟他,還有這段婚姻

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‎都以為我在婚姻中受苦

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‎好像他是壞人

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‎生了很多私生子介入我們的婚姻

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‎這種想法讓我很不爽

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‎她何必要別人知道
‎她的感情世界有多完美?

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‎只要她覺得無可挑剔
‎而且兩人還在一起...

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‎那就不關我們的事

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‎她太費盡心力,讓人不禁想

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‎“這段感情是不是有問題?”

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‎伊納森盡力了,他是好人

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‎更重要的是,他是稱職的父親

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‎他那些孩子都是我們婚前生的

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‎我和伊納森育有七個子女

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‎他結婚前已經有五個孩子

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‎跟兩個女人生的

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‎我跟他結婚後,為他生下兩個

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‎妳獨自飛過來

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‎對,自己一個

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‎史旺奇人呢?

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‎我好一陣子沒見到史旺奇了

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‎這樣啊

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‎怎麼可能

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‎這兩個人在奈及利亞

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‎住同一個社區

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‎安妮很久沒見到史旺奇了?

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‎這說不通

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‎只有他知道他為什麼跟我冷戰

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‎我唯一能想到史旺奇
‎不跟我說話的原因

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‎也許是我發生太多醜聞

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‎他可能不想跟我扯上關係或走太近

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‎因為一堆部落格亂爆料

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‎所以也許他覺得我的名字會玷汙他

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‎我很期待跟大夥兒相聚

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‎迫不及待想和大家見面

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‎我們的磁場很對盤

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‎雖然團體內有點問題
‎還有人不時發飆

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‎但大家還是相親相愛

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‎嗨

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‎我在等安迪利聯絡我

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‎我好久沒跟大夥兒見面了

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{\an8}‎娜迪亞是我第一個聯絡的人

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{\an8}‎我很興奮

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‎我一直很忙,但更重要的是學無止盡

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‎因為我還在培養自己成為紳士

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‎-你去哪裡了?
‎-環遊世界

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‎還用說嘛,我也覺得
‎我們不可能在同一個國家

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‎因為我從沒偶遇過你

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‎真實DJ打給我,邀我參加戴蒙的派對
‎你收到邀請了嗎?

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‎-有
‎-你有接到電話?

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‎我有接到他的電話

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‎對,我會去

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‎但由昆頓提出邀請我覺得有點怪

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‎唯一讓人安慰的是

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‎昆頓說他受託邀請大家

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‎所以我猜大家都得到第二手邀約吧

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‎那你知道你會碰到一整夥人吧

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‎妳也一樣啊

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‎什麼意思?我可沒有惹事

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‎-什麼意思?我很乖
‎-妳談了新戀情

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‎我交了新男友

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‎我深陷愛河,非常幸福

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‎我跟別名AKA的
‎基爾南賈爾佛比斯交往

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‎他充滿男子氣概,很寵愛我

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‎我深陷愛河

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‎我現在超幸福

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‎妳覺得老是有必要解釋嗎?

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‎對

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‎基爾南的感情,多半都跟我一樣

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‎鬧得滿城風雨

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‎他在媒體上最受關注的那段感情

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‎對象是波萳

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‎我不懂他為什麼提到這個

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‎每段感情都會有前任

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‎有時免不了會跟他們狹路相逢

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‎安迪利的態度有點曖昧
‎我不明白他想說什麼

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00:14:07,043 --> 00:14:09,043
‎但妳們從來就不是朋友嗎?

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‎我們曾經是朋友,現在不是了

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‎-為什麼?
‎-說來話長

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‎-我有時間
‎-我不想談這件事

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‎外界都以為我們鬧翻是因為

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‎我跟她前男友交往

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‎但並非如此

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‎我們的關係早在那之前就毀了

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‎我想問你一個問題
‎婚禮結束後,你跑去哪裡?

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00:14:33,283 --> 00:14:34,843
‎我去找薩莉

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‎戴蒙在她家

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‎-不會吧!
‎-真的

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‎我就說吧

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‎-什麼時候說的?
‎-我跟你說過了

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‎如果你當戴蒙是朋友
‎就不該把他馬子

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‎那他有祝福你嗎?

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‎我不需要他的祝福,這話什麼意思?

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‎當然要...不是他的祝福,應該說是...

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‎他又不是她父親

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00:14:54,523 --> 00:14:57,843
‎...他覺得自在嗎?
‎畢竟她是他孩子的媽,你必須...

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‎所以我才坦然面對他

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‎他能接受你對薩莉有感情嗎?

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‎你看吧

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‎怎麼樣?

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‎我在南非

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{\an8}‎馬迪巴的國度,我要跟真實DJ碰面

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00:15:15,963 --> 00:15:17,563
‎真實DJ,你好嗎?

323
00:15:17,563 --> 00:15:18,963
‎怎麼樣?

324
00:15:18,963 --> 00:15:22,523
‎戴蒙回到南非,見到他很棒

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00:15:22,523 --> 00:15:25,043
‎他是活力十足的傢伙

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00:15:25,043 --> 00:15:28,203
‎我說過包在我身上,你喜歡嗎?

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00:15:28,203 --> 00:15:30,683
‎這是你的地盤
‎你瞭若指掌,我愛死了

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00:15:30,683 --> 00:15:34,523
‎戴蒙將會很喜歡我今晚籌備的一切

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00:15:34,523 --> 00:15:37,883
‎這不只是單純的團聚

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00:15:37,883 --> 00:15:40,403
‎我們所有人都會合體

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‎一起交換近況

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‎拜託,老兄,有我在
‎我不是要你別擔心嗎?

333
00:15:45,443 --> 00:15:48,043
‎-你過得好嗎?
‎-我很好,沒什麼好抱怨

334
00:15:48,043 --> 00:15:49,843
‎有哪些人受邀?

335
00:15:49,843 --> 00:15:51,683
‎我知道你喜歡獵豔

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‎你在迦納獵豔過嗎?

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‎-迦納?
‎-對

338
00:15:56,243 --> 00:15:59,003
‎我晚點想介紹一個人給你認識

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00:15:59,003 --> 00:16:00,163
‎她是迦納的歌手

340
00:16:00,843 --> 00:16:03,403
‎芬塔娜是我透過社群媒體認識的朋友

341
00:16:03,403 --> 00:16:05,043
‎她是來自迦納的藝人

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00:16:05,043 --> 00:16:07,963
‎我們透過廣播節目加強

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‎非洲各國藝人間的交流

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00:16:12,243 --> 00:16:13,403
‎所以我邀請她來

345
00:16:13,403 --> 00:16:15,003
‎全都安排好了嗎?

346
00:16:16,603 --> 00:16:20,083
‎一切都很好,問題是賓客名單

347
00:16:20,083 --> 00:16:23,123
‎-你沒對誰有意見吧?
‎-沒有,我不介意

348
00:16:23,123 --> 00:16:25,003
‎但我沒打給安迪利

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00:16:26,803 --> 00:16:30,963
‎上次我見到安迪利
‎是在我孩子的媽媽家

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00:16:30,963 --> 00:16:34,163
‎我期望他當個良師益友

351
00:16:34,163 --> 00:16:36,643
‎告訴我如何凝聚家人情感

352
00:16:36,643 --> 00:16:39,283
‎而不是介入我的家庭

353
00:16:40,123 --> 00:16:41,363
‎這不合理

354
00:16:41,883 --> 00:16:43,963
‎我得跟他談一談

355
00:16:43,963 --> 00:16:48,443
‎來一場哥兒們或男人之間的對話

356
00:16:48,443 --> 00:16:51,563
‎我要聽他解釋,在所有人當中...

357
00:16:52,963 --> 00:16:54,483
‎世界上有這麼多女人...

358
00:16:54,483 --> 00:16:57,043
‎南非的美女如雲

359
00:16:58,363 --> 00:17:02,603
‎但你偏偏要追我孩子的母親?

360
00:17:03,203 --> 00:17:06,403
‎安迪利,當我看到你的時候
‎要我做何反應?

361
00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:11,003
‎所以現在你跟我是情敵嗎?

362
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:14,683
‎糟糕,顯然問題還在

363
00:17:14,683 --> 00:17:18,283
‎但來不及了
‎因為我已經邀請安迪利,是我不好

364
00:17:18,283 --> 00:17:21,843
‎今晚別管那件鳥事

365
00:17:21,843 --> 00:17:25,523
‎我不知道,看心情吧
‎我今晚要喝個爛醉...

366
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‎好

367
00:17:26,603 --> 00:17:29,083
‎...不管我怎麼想,就那樣吧

368
00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:39,883
‎我的朋友們全都是明星

369
00:17:40,483 --> 00:17:41,763
‎超級巨星

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00:17:43,723 --> 00:17:46,803
‎每個人都會光鮮亮麗
‎從容優雅地出場

371
00:17:46,803 --> 00:17:48,123
‎這樣才對嘛

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00:17:50,683 --> 00:17:53,243
‎我就要跟大家見面了
‎我不知道會發生什麼事

373
00:17:53,243 --> 00:17:57,963
‎我跟一些人鬧翻了,尤其是我和安妮

374
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‎-妳過得好嗎?
‎-我很好,你呢?

375
00:18:01,683 --> 00:18:03,963
‎所以派對的主題是什麼?

376
00:18:04,723 --> 00:18:08,603
‎只是要慶祝我的...
‎我想跟自己人聚一聚

377
00:18:08,603 --> 00:18:09,963
‎你邀請了誰?

378
00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:10,883
‎每個人

379
00:18:11,403 --> 00:18:12,883
‎-除了...
‎-除了誰?

380
00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:14,803
‎還用說嘛,安迪利和...

381
00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:16,443
‎你沒邀安迪利?

382
00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:18,163
‎什麼啊!

383
00:18:22,323 --> 00:18:24,643
‎你覺得他會讓你尷尬嗎?

384
00:18:24,643 --> 00:18:26,963
‎對,很尷尬,他很做作

385
00:18:28,403 --> 00:18:30,963
‎不知道,據我所知你之前想追娜迪亞

386
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,963
‎我剛抵達戴蒙的派對

387
00:18:38,963 --> 00:18:42,683
‎我跟戴蒙和薩莉
‎之間的三角關係已經不存在了

388
00:18:42,683 --> 00:18:45,443
‎我得說清楚,我對薩莉沒有意見

389
00:18:45,443 --> 00:18:46,443
‎已經沒有了

390
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:48,323
‎除非她開始胡鬧

391
00:18:48,323 --> 00:18:50,403
‎這裡好漂亮

392
00:18:50,403 --> 00:18:53,603
‎今天我跟娜迪亞一起來
‎昆頓晚點才會到

393
00:18:53,603 --> 00:18:55,163
{\an8}‎我們沒吵架,很放鬆

394
00:18:55,163 --> 00:18:57,003
‎希望能繼續保持

395
00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:59,643
‎-嗨,陌生人
‎-哈囉,妳好嗎?

396
00:19:00,243 --> 00:19:02,563
‎我不知道娜迪亞會有什麼反應

397
00:19:02,563 --> 00:19:04,603
‎因為上次見面

398
00:19:04,603 --> 00:19:05,923
‎我們不合拍

399
00:19:06,523 --> 00:19:08,243
‎靜觀其變吧

400
00:19:08,923 --> 00:19:11,403
‎某人有新對象喔

401
00:19:11,403 --> 00:19:12,923
‎妳也是嗎?

402
00:19:12,923 --> 00:19:14,523
‎對

403
00:19:14,523 --> 00:19:16,523
‎-怎麼樣?
‎-怎麼樣?

404
00:19:18,123 --> 00:19:20,123
‎-還不錯
‎-一切順利

405
00:19:21,283 --> 00:19:23,043
‎-妳呢?
‎-很順利

406
00:19:23,043 --> 00:19:23,963
‎開心嗎?

407
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:25,883
‎-對
‎-好喔

408
00:19:27,603 --> 00:19:30,523
‎戴蒙,安迪利會來嗎?

409
00:19:34,123 --> 00:19:36,043
‎妳為什麼要問我?

410
00:19:36,043 --> 00:19:38,683
‎-我只是問他會不會來
‎-妳幹嘛問我?

411
00:19:38,683 --> 00:19:40,803
‎-你最清楚了
‎-為什麼不問薩莉?

412
00:19:40,803 --> 00:19:44,083
‎-我不知道這是敏感話題
‎-各位,安迪利會來

413
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:46,323
‎不好意思,我問了敏感問題

414
00:19:46,323 --> 00:19:48,723
‎-大家乾杯
‎-換個話題吧

415
00:19:51,283 --> 00:19:52,803
‎-乾杯!
‎-乾杯!

416
00:19:53,763 --> 00:19:55,763
‎這下有趣了

417
00:20:02,843 --> 00:20:06,123
‎我跟姊妹淘一起出席
‎我們都是成年人了

418
00:20:06,123 --> 00:20:09,283
‎這是個盛大派對
‎我們好久沒見到朋友了

419
00:20:09,283 --> 00:20:11,723
‎而且那棟房子很大,非停車不可

420
00:20:17,163 --> 00:20:19,163
‎-嗨
‎-嗨,你好嗎?

421
00:20:19,163 --> 00:20:21,563
‎卡妮和安妮剛剛走進來

422
00:20:21,563 --> 00:20:23,963
‎卡妮大方給我一個擁抱

423
00:20:23,963 --> 00:20:26,923
‎不計較前嫌的那種擁抱

424
00:20:26,923 --> 00:20:28,203
‎這沒問題

425
00:20:28,203 --> 00:20:30,123
‎-妳看起來美呆了
‎-謝謝

426
00:20:30,123 --> 00:20:32,483
‎食物準備好了,我們正在上菜

427
00:20:33,083 --> 00:20:37,803
‎我根本懶得正眼看安妮
‎因為我覺得她還沒準備好

428
00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:40,203
‎所以我們都移開目光

429
00:20:41,403 --> 00:20:43,203
‎說真的,我不想撒謊

430
00:20:43,203 --> 00:20:45,603
‎我在餐桌上到底能聊什麼啊?

431
00:20:45,603 --> 00:20:47,923
‎這話是什麼意思?

432
00:20:47,923 --> 00:20:50,523
‎他們都是妳的朋友,別鬧了,快回來

433
00:20:51,243 --> 00:20:53,643
‎什麼意思?他們是妳的朋友

434
00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:55,643
‎-對
‎-妳看到大家不開心嗎?

435
00:20:55,643 --> 00:20:57,083
‎看到娜迪亞和凱莉當然開心

436
00:20:57,683 --> 00:20:59,323
‎那就跟妳喜歡的人聊天吧

437
00:20:59,923 --> 00:21:01,923
‎我跟大家都和平共處

438
00:21:01,923 --> 00:21:03,843
‎凱莉和真實DJ

439
00:21:03,843 --> 00:21:06,363
‎我也跟戴蒙閒話家常

440
00:21:06,363 --> 00:21:08,323
‎至於薩莉,我沒有她的電話

441
00:21:10,643 --> 00:21:11,843
‎我沒興趣

442
00:21:12,843 --> 00:21:15,083
‎-卡妮...
‎-怎樣?

443
00:21:16,123 --> 00:21:17,643
‎妳坐太遠了,移動一下椅子

444
00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:19,083
‎不,等等,我...

445
00:21:19,683 --> 00:21:20,523
‎等一下

446
00:21:21,043 --> 00:21:22,803
‎安妮,妳乾脆坐那裡吧

447
00:21:25,003 --> 00:21:27,083
‎她想...我們想要訪問妳

448
00:21:29,283 --> 00:21:32,563
‎安妮和薩莉之間的恩怨何時能化解?

449
00:21:32,563 --> 00:21:35,323
‎我們有一整年時間可以成長

450
00:21:36,043 --> 00:21:38,243
‎難道這一年來毫無進步嗎?

451
00:21:42,923 --> 00:21:47,963
‎就算今天安妮來參加活動
‎我還是不怎麼期待見到她

452
00:21:47,963 --> 00:21:52,403
‎畢竟有人冒犯、傷害了你
‎破壞你對她的信任

453
00:21:52,403 --> 00:21:54,043
‎你還會想主動示好嗎?

454
00:21:55,283 --> 00:21:57,203
‎我想答案絕對是否定的

455
00:21:57,203 --> 00:21:59,683
{\an8}‎大家好,猜猜看誰來了?

456
00:22:00,323 --> 00:22:01,443
‎什麼?

457
00:22:02,883 --> 00:22:05,283
‎安妮和史旺奇怪怪的

458
00:22:05,283 --> 00:22:08,003
‎就連瞎子都看得出來他們不太對勁

459
00:22:08,003 --> 00:22:09,123
‎顯然有麻煩了

460
00:22:09,723 --> 00:22:10,563
‎求老天保佑

461
00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:12,003
‎嘿,寶貝

462
00:22:12,003 --> 00:22:14,443
‎史旺奇用他的架勢走進來

463
00:22:14,443 --> 00:22:15,803
‎我覺得空氣中少了點什麼

464
00:22:16,483 --> 00:22:18,643
‎我本來期待氣氛很熱絡

465
00:22:18,643 --> 00:22:21,443
‎但卻十分尷尬

466
00:22:21,443 --> 00:22:22,603
‎近來可好?

467
00:22:23,283 --> 00:22:25,363
‎一出現就要震撼全場

468
00:22:26,003 --> 00:22:28,763
‎他們必須感受到熱情,調整好心態

469
00:22:28,763 --> 00:22:33,603
‎所以“只要我現身
‎誰膽敢對我不敬”,否則...

470
00:22:34,883 --> 00:22:35,763
‎又遲到了

471
00:22:35,763 --> 00:22:37,323
‎我還在學習,對不起

472
00:22:42,803 --> 00:22:45,043
‎史旺奇真的緊急煞車

473
00:22:47,043 --> 00:22:50,963
‎他快走到安妮那裡時
‎居然轉頭就走,不跟她打招呼

474
00:22:51,563 --> 00:22:52,723
‎我不敢相信我的眼睛

475
00:22:53,803 --> 00:22:55,643
‎別扯到那裡去,不要

476
00:22:55,643 --> 00:22:56,843
‎不,別提

477
00:22:57,563 --> 00:22:58,683
‎要不要喝一杯?

478
00:22:58,683 --> 00:23:01,683
‎-我想去火爐邊喝
‎-我們去拿吧

479
00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:06,043
‎我必須約束一下我朋友

480
00:23:06,043 --> 00:23:10,803
‎因為娜迪亞知道怎麼到處搧風點火

481
00:23:10,803 --> 00:23:15,083
‎如果我讓娜迪亞開口
‎大家就要打道回府了

482
00:23:16,203 --> 00:23:17,043
‎這種行為...

483
00:23:19,403 --> 00:23:20,643
‎拜託,史旺奇

484
00:23:21,363 --> 00:23:22,403
‎安妮...

485
00:23:23,203 --> 00:23:26,683
‎幼稚到極點,很沒品

486
00:23:26,683 --> 00:23:28,443
‎也很卑鄙

487
00:23:28,963 --> 00:23:32,083
‎你們看到他剛才做了什麼嗎?
‎他當安妮是空氣

488
00:23:32,083 --> 00:23:37,763
‎我以為你剛才跟她碰面了
‎是我沒看到

489
00:23:37,763 --> 00:23:39,723
‎我不可能跟她見過面

490
00:23:39,723 --> 00:23:41,643
‎-等等,怎麼...
‎-怎麼搞的?

491
00:23:41,643 --> 00:23:44,523
‎聽著,我不喜歡惺惺作態

492
00:23:44,523 --> 00:23:47,083
‎如果我跟你冷戰,就會冷戰到底

493
00:23:47,083 --> 00:23:49,723
‎不對盤就是不對盤,沒有灰色地帶

494
00:23:49,723 --> 00:23:52,523
‎為什麼我要跟冷戰中的人打招呼?

495
00:23:52,523 --> 00:23:54,563
‎場面變得很尷尬

496
00:23:54,563 --> 00:23:57,963
‎我叫妳離開那裡
‎因為妳鬼頭鬼腦又想使壞

497
00:23:57,963 --> 00:24:00,563
‎-我想問...
‎-為什麼要在派對上問?

498
00:24:00,563 --> 00:24:05,243
‎繼續滑,寶貝,繼續滑
‎按喜歡,滑掉

499
00:24:05,243 --> 00:24:07,243
‎娜迪亞表現得好像想解決問題

500
00:24:07,243 --> 00:24:08,883
‎才怪,她是想知道八卦

501
00:24:09,363 --> 00:24:12,163
‎她就是那種嘴上說
‎“我在乎你”,但私底下...

502
00:24:12,163 --> 00:24:13,243
‎“我在乎”

503
00:24:13,243 --> 00:24:14,603
‎她很調皮

504
00:24:14,603 --> 00:24:17,683
‎-妳一定知道會發生什麼事
‎-我不知道,我發誓

505
00:24:17,683 --> 00:24:18,963
‎-妳不知道嗎?
‎-不知道

506
00:24:18,963 --> 00:24:21,003
‎所以妳叫我離開是怕我講錯話?

507
00:24:21,003 --> 00:24:22,683
‎-我太了解妳了
‎-可惡

508
00:24:26,963 --> 00:24:30,003
‎我準時抵達,沒有遲到

509
00:24:30,003 --> 00:24:33,923
‎我和安迪利剛各自錄完廣播

510
00:24:33,923 --> 00:24:35,443
‎祝我們今晚開心

511
00:24:36,403 --> 00:24:37,643
‎你挺我,對吧?

512
00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:39,363
‎我挺你,別惹麻煩

513
00:24:40,163 --> 00:24:42,763
‎我很期待來戴蒙的派對,因為一方面

514
00:24:42,763 --> 00:24:44,643
‎我必須搞清楚我跟戴蒙的關係

515
00:24:44,643 --> 00:24:48,123
‎自從上次我跟戴蒙碰過頭後

516
00:24:48,643 --> 00:24:51,323
‎我們一直沒有聯絡或見面

517
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:53,043
‎我覺得他很期待見到你

518
00:24:53,043 --> 00:24:54,443
‎-誰?
‎-戴蒙

519
00:24:54,443 --> 00:24:56,483
‎-妳怎麼這麼說?
‎-我剛才跟他聊過

520
00:24:56,483 --> 00:24:58,043
‎他在餐桌上

521
00:24:59,043 --> 00:25:00,963
‎我問他你會不會來

522
00:25:00,963 --> 00:25:02,563
‎我和戴蒙

523
00:25:02,563 --> 00:25:06,763
‎要如何同處一室互動,還不得而知

524
00:25:06,763 --> 00:25:10,163
‎但對我來說,我還沒準備好談這件事

525
00:25:10,163 --> 00:25:13,323
‎-哈囉,很高興又見面了
‎-猜猜誰來了

526
00:25:15,123 --> 00:25:18,843
‎我一到就發現氣氛很不和諧

527
00:25:18,843 --> 00:25:22,163
‎有一掛人待在豪宅的西側

528
00:25:22,163 --> 00:25:24,683
‎另一掛則待在豪宅東側

529
00:25:24,683 --> 00:25:26,963
‎你們怎麼自己坐在這裡?

530
00:25:26,963 --> 00:25:29,763
‎-這是主桌
‎-我的天啊

531
00:25:29,763 --> 00:25:32,723
‎我不想看到氣氛變成這樣

532
00:25:32,723 --> 00:25:36,043
‎畢竟大夥兒這麼久沒見面了

533
00:25:36,763 --> 00:25:40,123
‎走吧,我們該去跟大家聚一聚了

534
00:25:40,123 --> 00:25:41,043
‎你說了算

535
00:25:42,083 --> 00:25:44,443
‎這下有趣了

536
00:25:47,043 --> 00:25:48,883
‎真是尷尬死了

537
00:25:48,883 --> 00:25:50,843
‎不,別這樣說

538
00:25:50,843 --> 00:25:52,723
‎我的手機呢?

539
00:25:52,723 --> 00:25:55,483
‎看看這裡有什麼人啊?

540
00:25:55,483 --> 00:25:56,963
‎真實DJ,你的上衣呢?

541
00:25:56,963 --> 00:25:59,443
‎我坐在這裡,渾身不對勁

542
00:25:59,443 --> 00:26:02,123
‎屋裡的氣氛和所有人

543
00:26:02,123 --> 00:26:04,523
‎我都沒感覺

544
00:26:04,523 --> 00:26:06,803
‎我想閃人,不想繼續待著

545
00:26:06,803 --> 00:26:10,923
‎但我左顧右盼,找安迪利的身影

546
00:26:14,203 --> 00:26:15,043
‎大家好

547
00:26:16,123 --> 00:26:18,323
‎你好

548
00:26:18,323 --> 00:26:19,603
‎嗨,你好嗎?

549
00:26:21,843 --> 00:26:28,443
‎耶利哥之牆
‎在我們說話的同時整座倒下了

550
00:26:30,883 --> 00:26:32,443
‎-嘿
‎-怎麼樣,兄弟?

551
00:26:32,443 --> 00:26:34,483
‎-你好嗎?
‎-我很好,謝謝

552
00:26:35,603 --> 00:26:37,803
‎-歡迎
‎-謝謝你邀請我

553
00:26:37,803 --> 00:26:39,163
‎歡迎你,我的兄弟

554
00:26:39,763 --> 00:26:41,563
‎我早就料到會這樣

555
00:26:41,563 --> 00:26:44,203
‎我早說過安迪利和戴蒙的互動會很冷

556
00:26:44,203 --> 00:26:46,243
‎你們看到他們擁抱和問候了嗎?

557
00:26:47,723 --> 00:26:49,923
‎我早就警告過他了

558
00:26:50,803 --> 00:26:52,123
‎-妳好
‎-嘿

559
00:26:52,123 --> 00:26:53,763
‎-妳好嗎?
‎-抱太緊了

560
00:26:53,763 --> 00:26:55,563
‎-妳很美
‎-謝謝

561
00:26:55,563 --> 00:26:57,003
‎這樣很奇怪

562
00:26:57,003 --> 00:27:03,323
‎安迪利在我面前緊摟住薩莉
‎很不尊重人

563
00:27:03,883 --> 00:27:06,803
‎他們可以背著我再抱,我不喜歡這樣

564
00:27:07,403 --> 00:27:08,843
‎可以幫我弄水煙嗎?

565
00:27:08,843 --> 00:27:10,283
‎我也很高興見到你

566
00:27:10,283 --> 00:27:13,803
‎說實話,我對安迪利有好感

567
00:27:13,803 --> 00:27:16,483
‎他有那種魅力

568
00:27:16,483 --> 00:27:18,523
‎玩咖的調調

569
00:27:18,523 --> 00:27:21,803
‎俗話不是說了,好女人愛壞男孩

570
00:27:22,483 --> 00:27:24,283
‎你真的很帥

571
00:27:25,763 --> 00:27:27,963
‎-打扮很入時
‎-別鬧了

572
00:27:30,083 --> 00:27:33,203
‎各位,一如往常,我準備了大驚喜

573
00:27:33,203 --> 00:27:34,883
‎我帶了驚喜過來

574
00:27:35,923 --> 00:27:40,563
‎我的朋友,而且是最大牌的電視女王

575
00:27:40,563 --> 00:27:42,163
‎今晚也會到場

576
00:27:51,403 --> 00:27:52,763
‎我是波萳馬塞巴

577
00:27:52,763 --> 00:27:55,723
{\an8}‎我就是所謂的“廣播名人”

578
00:28:00,083 --> 00:28:02,923
‎我是電視節目主持人兼廣播播報員

579
00:28:02,923 --> 00:28:05,163
‎最近轉型成商場女強人

580
00:28:05,163 --> 00:28:08,603
‎是個全方位的狠角色

581
00:28:12,283 --> 00:28:14,123
‎我很固執

582
00:28:14,123 --> 00:28:16,883
‎非常自私、自我中心

583
00:28:16,883 --> 00:28:20,323
‎多數人都說我很霸道
‎刻薄,令人畏懼

584
00:28:21,123 --> 00:28:22,763
‎我累積的成就

585
00:28:22,763 --> 00:28:25,763
‎來自鋼鐵紀律
‎所以我算得上是阿爾法女性

586
00:28:25,763 --> 00:28:28,483
‎你好,親愛的

587
00:28:28,483 --> 00:28:29,923
‎看看妳!

588
00:28:31,563 --> 00:28:32,963
‎我的寶貝!

589
00:28:34,003 --> 00:28:35,043
‎我愛妳

590
00:28:35,043 --> 00:28:38,123
‎我預期今晚氣氛會很緊繃

591
00:28:38,123 --> 00:28:40,123
‎我這個人個性鮮明

592
00:28:40,123 --> 00:28:43,163
‎但很多人會嚇到

593
00:28:43,163 --> 00:28:44,243
‎說不定還會跌破眼鏡

594
00:28:44,243 --> 00:28:48,123
‎-我們可以去別處聊嗎?
‎-不,我先跟她說點事

595
00:28:48,123 --> 00:28:49,323
‎什麼情況啊?

596
00:28:50,163 --> 00:28:51,083
‎我的老天

597
00:28:51,083 --> 00:28:52,443
‎怎麼回事?

598
00:28:53,603 --> 00:28:55,723
‎真實DJ,你知道怎麼回事嗎?

599
00:28:55,723 --> 00:28:56,923
‎沒有頭緒

600
00:28:57,683 --> 00:29:00,843
‎卡妮不見蹤影,娜迪亞也是

601
00:29:02,283 --> 00:29:04,203
‎我不知道該做何感想

602
00:29:04,203 --> 00:29:06,563
‎各位,這是波萳

603
00:29:07,283 --> 00:29:10,363
‎-大家好
‎-獨一無二的波萳

604
00:29:10,363 --> 00:29:13,643
‎舉世無雙的波女王

605
00:29:13,643 --> 00:29:17,043
‎我認識波萳將近十年了

606
00:29:17,043 --> 00:29:19,043
‎寶貝,真意外啊!

607
00:29:19,043 --> 00:29:20,483
‎-你好嗎?
‎-過來

608
00:29:20,483 --> 00:29:23,683
‎她是數一數二卓越的人物

609
00:29:23,683 --> 00:29:28,123
‎她帶領潮流,超群不凡

610
00:29:28,723 --> 00:29:30,443
{\an8}‎我不知道妳來南非

611
00:29:30,443 --> 00:29:33,923
‎我昨天剛到,或是兩天前吧

612
00:29:33,923 --> 00:29:38,043
‎好像嫌今晚還不夠詭異一樣

613
00:29:38,723 --> 00:29:41,603
‎我不知道她怎麼會來到這裡
‎但那個波萳

614
00:29:41,603 --> 00:29:44,283
‎也來派對湊一腳

615
00:29:44,923 --> 00:29:50,363
‎史旺奇,你不能帶
‎朋友男友的前任來派對

616
00:29:50,363 --> 00:29:52,723
‎而且沒有事先知會朋友

617
00:29:53,523 --> 00:29:55,603
‎妳好嗎?妳美爆了

618
00:29:57,163 --> 00:29:59,523
‎-很高興見到妳
‎-我也是

619
00:29:59,523 --> 00:30:01,923
‎我和波萳不是朋友

620
00:30:01,923 --> 00:30:04,083
‎純粹是同業

621
00:30:04,083 --> 00:30:06,163
‎我一直不太了解她

622
00:30:06,163 --> 00:30:12,083
‎要是我摸不清妳,我就會保持距離

623
00:30:12,083 --> 00:30:16,483
‎因為我看不透一個人時會感到不安

624
00:30:16,483 --> 00:30:18,403
‎嗨,親愛的,妳氣色真好

625
00:30:19,483 --> 00:30:20,723
‎很高興見到妳

626
00:30:20,723 --> 00:30:22,923
‎她走進門的時候...

627
00:30:22,923 --> 00:30:24,963
‎我看到是波萳

628
00:30:24,963 --> 00:30:28,003
‎當我跟波萳擁抱時,一轉過頭

629
00:30:28,003 --> 00:30:29,483
‎就看到史旺奇坐在我的位置

630
00:30:29,483 --> 00:30:31,283
‎史旺奇,那是我的位子,借過

631
00:30:31,283 --> 00:30:32,283
‎我本來坐在這裡

632
00:30:33,883 --> 00:30:35,203
‎這是我的位置

633
00:30:35,203 --> 00:30:38,283
‎突然間,他好像聾了,沒有長耳朵

634
00:30:39,523 --> 00:30:42,243
‎-我要拿皮包
‎-坐這裡吧,沒關係

635
00:30:48,523 --> 00:30:50,003
‎好笑

636
00:30:51,763 --> 00:30:53,643
‎這不是我們奈及利亞人的作風

637
00:30:53,643 --> 00:30:56,123
‎奈及利亞人不做這種事

638
00:30:56,123 --> 00:30:58,483
‎無論如何都要尊重長輩

639
00:30:59,683 --> 00:31:01,323
‎拜託,我可是女王

640
00:31:01,923 --> 00:31:06,243
‎我不會跟這種行為一般見識

641
00:31:07,883 --> 00:31:10,363
‎戴蒙,我們要轉移陣地
‎因為有更多朋友要來

642
00:31:10,963 --> 00:31:12,283
‎我覺得很尷尬

643
00:31:12,283 --> 00:31:16,763
‎因為大家迎接我的態度

644
00:31:16,763 --> 00:31:19,323
‎感覺上很不自然又冷淡

645
00:31:20,043 --> 00:31:20,883
‎所以...

646
00:31:23,923 --> 00:31:24,763
‎好吧

647
00:31:26,523 --> 00:31:28,723
‎-各位,你們看到了嗎?
‎-什麼?

648
00:31:29,963 --> 00:31:32,203
‎從我到了以後,就分成兩個陣營

649
00:31:32,203 --> 00:31:34,843
‎每次都會有人避開其中一邊

650
00:31:34,843 --> 00:31:37,603
‎不,說真的,今晚就到此為止吧

651
00:31:37,603 --> 00:31:40,163
‎讓其他人展現懦弱的一面

652
00:31:40,163 --> 00:31:42,363
‎沒人告訴我這是主題派對

653
00:31:42,363 --> 00:31:44,323
‎每個人都戴著面具

654
00:31:44,323 --> 00:31:46,243
‎太瞎了,這算什麼?

655
00:31:47,043 --> 00:31:48,963
‎-我不能待在這裡,很抱歉
‎-為什麼?

656
00:31:49,603 --> 00:31:52,723
‎我是成熟的女人,不是三歲小孩

657
00:31:52,723 --> 00:31:54,643
‎至少我尊重戴蒙

658
00:31:54,643 --> 00:31:57,283
‎他打電話邀請我來
‎我也到場,盡到本分了

659
00:31:58,363 --> 00:32:02,043
‎我很高興戴蒙邀請我來

660
00:32:02,043 --> 00:32:03,483
‎跟我喜歡的朋友們聚一聚

661
00:32:03,483 --> 00:32:05,923
‎但我不想跟那個幼稚鬼
‎待在同一個屋簷下

662
00:32:05,923 --> 00:32:07,443
‎他不尊重我

663
00:32:08,363 --> 00:32:10,923
‎我必須尊重自己,沒必要繼續逗留

664
00:32:12,243 --> 00:32:13,563
‎這是我的想法

665
00:32:18,363 --> 00:32:21,323
‎不只史旺奇介紹新朋友給大家

666
00:32:21,323 --> 00:32:23,483
‎我也要帶一個新朋友來參加派對

667
00:32:23,483 --> 00:32:27,163
‎希望大家能熱情歡迎她

668
00:32:27,163 --> 00:32:28,203
‎歡迎妳

669
00:32:28,203 --> 00:32:30,803
‎-介紹我幾個朋友給妳認識
‎-好

670
00:32:30,803 --> 00:32:34,203
‎他們認識新朋友時,會有點難搞

671
00:32:34,203 --> 00:32:35,843
‎-真的嗎?
‎-撐著點

672
00:32:37,323 --> 00:32:38,723
‎我是芬塔娜

673
00:32:38,723 --> 00:32:40,323
{\an8}‎我在美國出生

674
00:32:40,323 --> 00:32:42,483
{\an8}‎畢業後我搬回迦納

675
00:32:42,483 --> 00:32:47,323
‎我今年25歲
‎是迦納最大牌的舞曲歌手

676
00:32:47,923 --> 00:32:50,643
‎我以前脾氣火爆
‎但我正在努力修身養性

677
00:32:50,643 --> 00:32:52,643
‎我是派對的靈魂人物

678
00:32:54,563 --> 00:32:58,203
‎我會說自己是引領潮流者
‎因為我的穿著打扮

679
00:32:58,203 --> 00:33:01,083
‎我的穿著裸露,這是我的風格

680
00:33:02,483 --> 00:33:04,763
‎我覺得如果妳很火辣
‎而且想要大秀性感

681
00:33:04,763 --> 00:33:06,363
‎那就應該盡情去做

682
00:33:06,363 --> 00:33:09,363
‎非洲這裡的生活很不一樣

683
00:33:10,723 --> 00:33:13,883
‎很多人說我是拜金女

684
00:33:13,883 --> 00:33:17,203
‎但並不是,我只是喜歡好東西

685
00:33:17,203 --> 00:33:19,563
‎我愛賣弄風騷

686
00:33:19,563 --> 00:33:23,643
‎但我想要一個對我有求必應的男人

687
00:33:24,363 --> 00:33:25,403
‎史旺奇!

688
00:33:25,403 --> 00:33:26,843
‎芬塔!

689
00:33:27,363 --> 00:33:30,923
‎大芬塔!我的愛

690
00:33:30,923 --> 00:33:34,723
‎芬塔娜是我的朋友
‎幾年前我們在迦納認識

691
00:33:34,723 --> 00:33:37,083
‎超酷的,芬塔娜是出色的藝人

692
00:33:37,083 --> 00:33:38,723
‎妳們大家好漂亮

693
00:33:38,723 --> 00:33:41,163
‎幸會,妳看來明豔動人

694
00:33:41,163 --> 00:33:43,243
‎-幸會
‎-幸會

695
00:33:43,243 --> 00:33:44,963
‎-嗨,妳好嗎?
‎-我是凱莉

696
00:33:44,963 --> 00:33:46,883
‎我是芬塔娜,幸會

697
00:33:46,883 --> 00:33:49,483
‎-妳好嗎?
‎-我很好,幸會,我是芬塔娜

698
00:33:49,483 --> 00:33:50,403
‎幸會

699
00:33:50,403 --> 00:33:52,123
‎-小心後面
‎-糟糕!

700
00:33:52,123 --> 00:33:53,523
‎玻璃杯,破了

701
00:33:53,523 --> 00:33:56,003
‎-我笨手笨腳的,對不起
‎-我來收拾

702
00:33:57,123 --> 00:33:59,443
‎你收拾,你這麼有紳士風度嗎?

703
00:34:00,043 --> 00:34:01,603
‎因為我是...

704
00:34:01,603 --> 00:34:03,043
‎沒事,放輕鬆

705
00:34:03,683 --> 00:34:07,363
‎昆頓邀請朋友,而且沒先知會我

706
00:34:07,363 --> 00:34:10,443
‎還是一個女性朋友
‎這也太不尊重人了

707
00:34:10,443 --> 00:34:14,083
‎如果我也做一樣的事,他不會接受

708
00:34:16,443 --> 00:34:18,163
‎我很好,你好嗎?

709
00:34:18,683 --> 00:34:23,523
‎天啊,真實DJ邀請的新朋友芬塔娜

710
00:34:23,523 --> 00:34:25,403
‎她的身材真棒

711
00:34:26,603 --> 00:34:28,283
‎身材與禮服相得益彰

712
00:34:28,283 --> 00:34:31,043
‎我不知道是禮服襯托身材
‎還是身材...但...

713
00:34:31,043 --> 00:34:35,043
‎她看起來...她超惹火

714
00:34:36,443 --> 00:34:38,563
‎-孩子的爸,你還好嗎?
‎-我很好

715
00:34:38,563 --> 00:34:40,563
‎你確定嗎?好吧

716
00:34:41,483 --> 00:34:43,563
‎-這也太奇怪了吧
‎-對

717
00:34:44,043 --> 00:34:45,003
‎是不是?

718
00:34:45,723 --> 00:34:46,763
‎好尷尬

719
00:34:47,563 --> 00:34:49,683
‎老天,我參加過很多派對

720
00:34:49,683 --> 00:34:53,323
‎我去過整場只有我一個黑人的夜店

721
00:34:54,123 --> 00:34:56,243
‎氣氛都沒現在尷尬

722
00:34:58,443 --> 00:35:00,123
‎我們邀請了我所有的朋友

723
00:35:00,123 --> 00:35:03,603
‎我當然知道派對進行到某個階段

724
00:35:03,603 --> 00:35:06,123
‎賓客會陸續離開

725
00:35:06,123 --> 00:35:09,203
‎但我不懂為何現在已經有人走了

726
00:35:09,203 --> 00:35:12,323
‎我覺得事有蹊蹺
‎我得搞清楚怎麼回事

727
00:35:12,323 --> 00:35:14,563
‎我喜歡你打牌的方式,先生

728
00:35:14,563 --> 00:35:16,563
‎你是我的偶像

729
00:35:17,403 --> 00:35:18,403
‎不客氣

730
00:35:20,563 --> 00:35:21,723
‎我喜歡你的西裝

731
00:35:23,323 --> 00:35:25,243
‎他喜歡我的西裝

732
00:35:25,243 --> 00:35:26,483
‎我是他的榜樣

733
00:35:27,443 --> 00:35:28,923
‎這不是稱讚

734
00:35:32,603 --> 00:35:37,243
‎安迪利,我的兄弟,家人,好夥伴

735
00:35:38,523 --> 00:35:39,363
‎對

736
00:35:42,923 --> 00:35:44,803
‎安迪利是妳男友嗎?

737
00:35:44,803 --> 00:35:45,763
‎-對
‎-不是

738
00:35:45,763 --> 00:35:46,843
‎-是啊
‎-才不是

739
00:35:47,443 --> 00:35:48,483
‎我不知道

740
00:35:48,483 --> 00:35:50,803
‎我跟他合拍,但他不是我的男朋友

741
00:35:50,803 --> 00:35:53,803
‎-我們只是互有好感,沒有交往
‎-有好感是吧?

742
00:35:54,763 --> 00:35:56,243
‎等等,你們要吵架了嗎?

743
00:35:56,243 --> 00:35:57,603
‎我們只是聊天

744
00:35:57,603 --> 00:35:59,723
‎很好,我就是這麼想的

745
00:36:00,283 --> 00:36:02,483
‎但你也跟娜迪亞聊天啊

746
00:36:02,483 --> 00:36:03,403
‎什麼?

747
00:36:03,403 --> 00:36:05,803
‎-幹嘛扯到娜迪亞?
‎-所以你跟娜迪亞聊天

748
00:36:05,803 --> 00:36:08,163
‎娜迪亞跟妳的前男友交往
‎而妳跟安迪利約會?

749
00:36:08,163 --> 00:36:11,443
‎我知道我沒立場貿然發問

750
00:36:11,443 --> 00:36:15,083
‎但我真的必須弄清楚他們三個人

751
00:36:15,083 --> 00:36:17,723
‎為什麼關係那麼複雜

752
00:36:17,723 --> 00:36:19,323
‎我被搞得很混亂

753
00:36:19,323 --> 00:36:21,243
‎為什麼大家都走了?

754
00:36:21,243 --> 00:36:22,843
‎-親愛的...
‎-誰走了?

755
00:36:22,843 --> 00:36:26,243
‎氣氛太緊繃了

756
00:36:26,243 --> 00:36:27,563
‎安妮為什麼要離開?

757
00:36:28,163 --> 00:36:31,203
‎我想安妮離開是因為她坐立難安

758
00:36:31,203 --> 00:36:33,523
‎我才不管呢

759
00:36:33,523 --> 00:36:37,643
‎史旺奇必須跟安妮坐下來談談
‎把話說清楚

760
00:36:37,643 --> 00:36:41,243
‎因為現在我們都困在五里霧當中

761
00:36:41,243 --> 00:36:42,763
‎-對
‎-影響到大家了

762
00:36:42,763 --> 00:36:45,243
‎-影響了今天的氣氛
‎-我不受影響

763
00:36:45,243 --> 00:36:47,363
‎你們自己把事情搞定吧,拜託

764
00:36:47,363 --> 00:36:48,763
‎我搞定自己了,看得出吧

765
00:36:50,883 --> 00:36:53,003
‎我真的很想告訴你們,因為我很受傷

766
00:36:53,003 --> 00:36:55,163
‎-那你怎麼不乾脆說呢?
‎-說吧

767
00:36:55,163 --> 00:37:02,203
‎我只是想對安妮保有最後一絲敬意

768
00:37:02,723 --> 00:37:05,123
‎-沒有這種事
‎-但以什麼方式?

769
00:37:05,123 --> 00:37:07,523
‎-她是死了還是快死了?
‎-都不尊重某人了

770
00:37:07,523 --> 00:37:10,763
‎-就沒什麼最後一絲敬意
‎-不管啦,芬塔娜

771
00:37:10,763 --> 00:37:13,603
‎我並不難搞,但我也可以很難搞

772
00:37:13,603 --> 00:37:15,843
‎我有今天的成就都是靠白手起家

773
00:37:15,843 --> 00:37:20,963
‎如果有人想動搖我的根基

774
00:37:20,963 --> 00:37:25,043
‎或是破壞我的幸福

775
00:37:25,043 --> 00:37:27,363
‎你就會有大麻煩

776
00:37:27,363 --> 00:37:30,123
‎我們有過快樂的時光

777
00:37:30,763 --> 00:37:33,363
‎-我還是很珍惜那些時刻
‎-沒錯

778
00:37:33,363 --> 00:37:36,163
‎-也會尊重那些時刻
‎-那她珍惜嗎?

779
00:37:36,163 --> 00:37:38,963
‎我不在乎,那是她的事,她的業力

780
00:37:38,963 --> 00:37:43,523
‎我還在消化安妮
‎嚴重背叛行為帶來的震驚情緒

781
00:37:45,243 --> 00:37:48,843
‎在我跟她談過之前,我不會跟任何人

782
00:37:48,843 --> 00:37:51,203
‎說三道四

783
00:37:51,203 --> 00:37:52,123
‎我受夠了

784
00:39:05,043 --> 00:39:10,043
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