There's drama between us.
Everyone was wearing a mask.
Everyone was fake at our last event.
Khanyisile begins to use abusive language,
putting my business, Diamond's business, Annie's business, Swanky's business
in front of strangers.
- You and Swanky, fuck you both. - Oh!
As a grown man and a father of four,
I'm not going to allow anyone to swear at me.
This is not therapy. We don't need to be told to sort each other out.
You're introducing someone, introduce someone, and let us be.
I don't need this. What is this?
Damn. You're all too much.
Annie confided in Khanyisile with her business with Swanky.
To use this as an opportune time and share her business with everyone here,
including strangers,
I think Khanyi is wrong.
- It had to be done. - No.
- It had to.
This is old. I'm out of here.
I know that they're going to take my step
into getting everyone to talk as me bullying them,
but someone has to push the envelope.
That's so disrespectful. It's so embarrassing.
Actually, that's-- that's the word. It's embarrassing.
Do you know Annie's husband is having a baby
with their personal banker?
I hope that's not true.
It is true. It's public knowledge.
It's not CIA information. It's not classified.
What the fuck?
Like...
I don't know what to believe. I don't want it to be true.
Annie does not deserve this shit.
I think this moment is perfect.
Let me step away a bit and let everyone deal with themselves.
Now I need to sort out my last issue.
Swanky is not happy with me.
I feel when I was doing the introduction when Bonang was coming in,
and you two, you Nadia and Annie, left the scene--
- I wanna apologize to you-- - No, it's fine.
You had an announcement. We were sitting with Annie to find out--
- What the issue is. - Yeah.
I know everyone thinks we were being funny.
We were trying to call-- You didn't greet her.
- Yeah. - What's going on?
I'm on the phone... with someone.
Annie calls this person.
She doesn't have an idea that I was on that phone call.
The entire conversation was about me,
and the things that she was saying about me
were the most horrible things I've ever heard about myself
ever in my whole life.
You know, so it really breaks my heart that
someone so close to me, so close to home,
can ever go out of their way to just, like, try and damage my reputation,
- or try and fuck with my emotions. - But also break your heart, though.
- She broke your heart. - Like, legit, legit broke my heart.
I can't flush that voice out of my head.
For every time I sleep, for every time I see a photo of you,
for every time I hear your name, that voice continues to play in my head.
- Have you guys spoken? - No, we haven't.
- I tried-- - Are you gonna speak?
I'm literally, like mentally, physically, and, like, spiritually ready.
- Yes. - Because, at this point,
I really just want to get it out of the way,
and her reaction will determine if...
- You know your friend. - ...I would ever be friends again.
I feel like the moment I can actually say these things to her,
to her face, and let it go,
is the only time I can actually recover from it fully.
So I put together a studio outside of my normal podcast studio,
because Annie is coming through.
She wants to do a "clearing the air" podcast
about this child that has been reported outside of Annie's marriage.
Honestly, I am sick and tired of my own friends
questioning me like the bloggers would do.
I felt that I needed to have this one-on-one
with someone I can trust,
trying to explain to the world what the real truth is.
And after tonight, I'm not gonna explain it to anybody again.
It's time that it comes from Annie Idibia's mouth.
Now I'm sitting with somebody I regard as a very good friend.
Annie Idibia joins me, as we hear her side.
Paint your family picture for me. There's seven kids.
And I know this, because I have the same dynamics in my family.
I don't want to talk about your situation.
I have four children, two mothers, and three fathers.
What does it look like for you? What does your family picture look like?
Innocent has kids with two women. Just two.
Yourself.
And then two other women with the five kids, three and two.
Okay, I see.
You see, so it's not like the young man was having babies.
Like they say, like the narrative is out there.
They're bashing this guy for mistakes.
I wouldn't even say mistakes, that's wrong,
'cause all our kids are blessings. You should see them.
I'm not sure what's worse, lack of information or misinformation,
and both of these are the trend
when it comes to the Idibia family's, um, situations with the children.
There's a lot of things that you on your end want to clear up, perhaps.
The news, a certain banker is having a baby.
When I read the story, it wasn't serious,
because this banker has been getting pregnant
since I had Olivia.
This story drops eight years ago, two days after Olivia was born.
And then two years later, the news came again,
so every two years, this accountant is pregnant.
And what baffles me is the fact that the people reading these blogs,
don't they see that the story has not been edited since 2014.
People want to believe the bad story, they want to believe the worst.
People... People are heartless.
They come and they tell me, "You're a disgrace to women."
"You're raising toxic kids."
How dare you?
I know you like to troll me, but please leave our children.
Leave all of them out of it.
Forget about all of this. It's not just about me and this man.
There's seven kids involved. Hey, be careful how you talk.
Be careful how you write.
They think it's Annie they are bashing, they think it's Innocent.
How are our children going to get relationship while
they're reading all of this every day and they're teenagers.
Anybody that's had to withstand what the world has thrown at them,
the way that Annie has,
with the constant abuse at the hands of social media,
and now even her friends,
because her sin is loving her kids, that's it?
Give this woman a break.
I can't anymore, I'm tired, I can't.
I can't read one more thing about any of my kids.
I can't.
I won't take it again. I can't.
Sorry, don't be upset.
It's okay. This is your life.
They don't understand.
There are kids involved.
Who are old enough to read.
They're old enough to read, but...
This is exhausting, they don't understand.
- Hey. - Oh, hey. There you are.
I'm very nervous seeing Andile today,
I mean, after everything that happened.
I don't know what to expect.
So what this conversation with Zari and I is going to do,
is it's going to help us forge a way forward
as to who we are outside of this crush that I have,
and I call it that, because this is clearly one-sided.
Last year was hectic.
You know, Khanyi coming out, calling us out,
having no integrity for trying...
...getting together in...
It doesn't end there.
Swanky literally pulls me away when I'm speaking to you at the bar.
- I almost fell.
Naked just walks in there, "Hey, hey, this has to stop."
I'm like, "What? We're just talking."
Are we even not supposed to talk like friends?
The chemistry between myself and Andile is very undeniable,
even when I try to avoid him.
I don't know how to explain it.
Dia feels some type of way about you and I.
But why is it he doesn't want you close to me?
'Cause he feels like I'm his-- a brother to him.
- He feels like I'm so close to him. - He sees himself in you.
He sees himself in you.
- What do you mean? - You guys are players.
- For real, for real. - Really?
Yeah!
- No... - He doesn't think you really want to--
He thinks higher of me than that.
Well, it's a different conversation when he's with me.
With his history with all these baby mamas,
I kind of feel like him and Diamond is the same WhatsApp group.
You are great, but I don't know, it's just,
it's making everyone uncomfortable.
I agree, and which is why, you know, I understand that I need to pull away,
because...
Diamond comes in a room, and your world stops...
- Oh. - ...not because Swanky said so,
not because Naked said so,
- because you say so. - Andile, that's the father of my kids.
Me being together with Diamond in the same room,
I feel safe around him.
He feels safe around me.
I can trust him that much, he can trust me this much.
I can put my head on you, I can put my hand on you.
I'm-- I'm just safe.
How do you feel about Diamond dating other girls?
I don't have any problem. I would never, never feel like
- a certain type of way. - So if he were to...
maybe now start...
- With Fantana. - ...with Fantana or Bonang.
Which is very possible. Which is very possible.
With Fantana I see something happening.
Diamond is-- He's always just chasing. He chases.
Diamond called me and invited me over to his house...
...and, of course, you know,
I wore this dress, you know,
to stress him out a little bit.
- Fantana. - Hi.
- Look at you.
I don't want to call it a date, but...
the agenda today is to get to know her better.
Yeah.
When we do cheers, you should look into my eyes.
Okay. I'm looking, I'm looking. Okay.
Cheers.
Fantana.
You know, Diamond has a very strong sex appeal.
I think we both do.
Some people just have it naturally, you know, yeah.
Me and Diamond have it naturally, yeah.
You're very flirtatious.
I thought I was flirtatious, but you're very flirtatious.
No, it's like...
- Aren't you, like, married or something? - Me and Zari?
Yeah. I thought you were married, that's why I'm just-- I was, like...
- No. She's-- She's the mother of my kids. - That makes sense.
She wants us to have a third kid,
but she wants to have it in a-- How is it called? Like...
Like a surrogate, let someone else have it?
- Okay, like somebody else carry-- Okay. - Yeah.
Mm. But that's-- Anyway...
- I don't know. That's-- - What?
It doesn't make sense.
Okay, so she's in love with someone,
but she wants to have another child with you.
She doesn't want you to have anyone,
but she wants you to be available for her 24/7,
but she can be with somebody else.
That doesn't make-- That's not fair.
- I know.
It's like I feel like I'm locked up.
When Zari is around, it's like he's afraid to, you know,
talk to other women, or do what he wants to do.
It's like he's obligated to be next to her at all times and...
Just because someone is the mother of your kids
doesn't mean you can't move on with your life.
How was your last time making love?
I haven't been to anyone's house for, like, a long time,
until, like, I came here.
I'll be leaving you know.
I'll be going back--
Leaving where?
Going back for my tour.
- Give me your hands and I will... - Mm.
You'll forever be in my head.
- Really? - Of course.
Even if there's, like, three other people, I'm girl number one?
- I told you that. - Okay, cool.
- You promise me you'll be my favourite.
- I know. I have to. - Didn't you say that?
- Mm-hmm. - Uh...
It's like...
Allow me to kiss your beautiful lips.
Before you go. Okay.
I thought I was the best kisser, until I kissed Fantana.
She was not kissing me, she was eating me.
Best kiss ever.
I'm gonna miss you.
As materialistic as I am,
for the first time I could say I actually genuinely like someone.
Taken away all his jewelry and the fact that he's a superstar,
I actually really like Diamond's company, you know.
- That was so sexy.
- Thanks. - Can I...
- Let me take you upstairs. - You want to go upstairs?
- Let's go upstairs. - Okay.
We like each other. You can tell. Look at us.
She's cool, she's a vibe, she's a person that I think
we can understand each other easily.
She love doing things intentionally,
and she knows how to seduce a person.
She got me battered.
That's not Platnumz.
♪ I've been dreamin' for so long ♪
- ♪ Time to wake up and make it happen ♪
♪ Forget yesterday... ♪
There's been, you know, as usual, scandals in the news,
but today it feels good.
Innocent is coming with my girls.
Isabel and Olivia, they're coming.
Daughters of Annie, Olivia, Isabel,
um, they miss their mommy a lot. Me too.
She's-- She's going through a lot right now,
so many, so many nonsense on the Internet,
so I think she, she will love to see some, some of her favourite faces like us.
Let's go hang with our people.
Oh, my kids are here. My kids are here!
My whole world revolves around those girls.
- Hi!
Don't fall me!
Oh my God. Okay. Okay. Olivia, you're now bigger than me.
- How are you? - I'm fine.
Your Louis Vuitton is fine.
They came with my guy.
It's triple the-- triple the joy.
- We are right behind you. - Bye-bye.
I'm going to get some tonight. Definitely!
Look, I always love a good time out in the sun, so I figured,
"Let me call the boys out to come play."
No girls, please. No drama today.
Are you still going to therapy?
Well, we don't need it yet. The sex is good.
Penis is handling that, okay?
- Why must you go there?
We're at basketball. This is Tristan Thompson's sport.
When the relationship is feeling good,
shit, I even think I have more erections,
so that's been our therapy.
Who else is coming?
I think Swanky is gonna be coming through, uh, later on,
and because we don't know Luis, so he'll be out here.
That will be nice. I didn't-- I didn't, uh, get to see him much.
'Cause you were busy shouting at people, like fucking--
I wasn't shouting, I was correcting people.
You normally don't correct people that way.
Yeah, but normally I'm not there when the world is beating down on Annie.
- What's good? Are you good? - What's up, my G?
Good to see you.
It's all good. I'm here to whoop your asses.
Let's see what you got, because me, I suck at this shit.
Why you bring us to a court when you can't even ball?
So the last time I saw these guys, Andile was losing his temper with Khanyi.
We need to circle back to when I walked in Khanyi's event.
Personally, Andile, I felt like you stole my moment.
So I was like... No, it's true.
I think Luis just needs to grow up a little bit and stop being petty.
He's here for barely a minute, and he's picking bones with everybody.
- You feel I stole your moment? - You stole my moment.
- I didn't mean to. - Okay, cool.
In that moment I needed to be that guy.
Your voice was so raised I was scared.
I was like, "Okay, okay, this guy is going to beat up someone."
Yeah, he's like our little superhero...
...except he doesn't wear a cape.
Oh, look at that! It's the SW. It's Swanky.
Oh, snap! No Swanky, no styling, the fashion god is in the business.
- The hue is real! Look at that! - No way. Uh-uh.
Jeez! So, Swanky arrives with the Paris meets Nigeria
meets Lesotho.
Who wears a blanket to a basketball game?
Play. You guys play.
- Let me catch my breath.
I feel like I'm hanging on the fence,
because I just need some positive vibes.
Like, just...
♪ Uh-oh ♪
I wanted to do something with just the girls
to really get to truly see how everybody is,
without their guys being around,
or without them fighting with each other.
Whoo! Ah, ah.
Shit.
- Hi! How are you? - Hi! I'm good.
- Thanks for coming. You look so nice. - You're welcome.
So Fanta invited us to an event,
which I feel like is a little bit too early
to be inviting the whole squad-squad, but anyway.
- Am I the first person here? - Yeah, you are.
Are you nervous?
A little bit, because I don't really know--
I don't really know you guys that well yet.
And who have you seen since the event-- the last event we were at?
Uh, Diamond. Obviously, I went to the studio with him.
- Oh, yeah. How did that go? - Yeah, it was good.
Okay. Yeah. Why did your face change?
- No, it was good. - Your emotions are all over your face.
What happened at the studio?
Shoot your shot.
- I already shot it.
- See ya!
Did you really shoot it?
No, he shot it first, and then I caught it, yeah.
What did he do? Tell me. What did he do?
Oh, the date was in his house, so I don't know.
Girl, did you sleep over?
No. Never. I don't...
- Mm. I'm just asking. You never know.
Uh, me sleeping over at Diamond's house,
I don't think I need to tell her if I did or not.
So, we're just going to skip over that question.
I think you guys would do well.
I just didn't know how it would work with Zari.
She seems like she's batshit crazy, so I think you need to tread carefully.
- It's awkward. - Aunty please!
Aunty!
Your time has passed. It's my turn.
Oh, hell no, girl,
you're about to get yourself in trouble with Zari.
I think that might be a little bit of a problem.
- ♪ Feel the heat ♪
♪ I keep raising the temperature ♪
I've yet to get to know who Fantana is,
because I've never heard of her.
Let's see what the vibe is.
Obviously, I'm new in the group. I just want to watch how things unfold,
so I'm still like very, "Let me observe."
Because it looks like... things are switching up.
Guys! Come on in.
Welcome to...
Oh, my God!
- Why is there a naked man? - We're going to paint him.
Put your clothes on!
Looking ahead at a semi-nude Brown man,
- holding fruit...
...with his groin.
You guys are going to mess up my relationship.
I don't want to see anyone else's junk other than my man's,
but it ain't gonna stop me from killing this challenge.
I already know none of these bitches can draw.
I can see it already in their eyes, they're scared, and I'm gonna handle it.
Oh, my God, this is so exciting. This is so you, Fanta. This is so you.
Of course there's a man with his balls out.
I just wanted to do something that...
...we could all bond with, which is a man, so, yeah.
Fantana, you're supposed to be hosting.
I don't know how to do that.
- Thank you. - I could be PA for today.
Trust me, you need a girl to step in to do something.
- Thank you, guys. - Yeah.
Um, Zari has this thing where she's good at, like,
pretending to be, like, super nice, or whatever.
So, since I'm hosting the event, I have to be nice and welcoming,
so, um, I'm just, you know, giving-- just being patient with the situation.
- Guys, where's Annie? - Where's Annie?
- I saw you make up at the party. - How did we make up?
- You didn't make up? - No!
What are you all beefing about? Why are y'all always beefing?
I'm not even beefing with Annie, we're just not talking.
Annie and Zari, they are two very big energies
that aren't syncing at the-- at the present moment.
Yeah, she's not Princess Diana, so I can deal with that.
She's not even Beyoncé.
Plus, I am Zari, the Boss Lady, so it's fine.
Everybody here seems to have a lot going on with, like, each other.
There's things that have been percolating,
but now they're about to hit the surface, which is going to be messy.
We are going to learn how to paint...
- A dick. - ...a naked man.
- Bananas. - Take off your shorts.
- Oh, no.
Definitely got the bananas covered.
Yes.
- That's what I'm gonna do, yeah.
Well, the view is interesting.
Yeah, it's a great way to spend an afternoon.
Now, how do you feel coming in, and there's Khanyi, the person you know,
putting everybody's business out there, number one,
- number two, swearing at us. - Don't start now.
I was-- Okay, you know what, Khanyi told me to--
- Brace yourself? - No, not even.
She said, "Come, I want you to give a toast."
God knows, I was up all night, you know, writing down,
because I'm meeting Khanyi's friends...
- ...and then, "Boom!"
-"Pop, pop, pop, pop!" - Pop-pop-pow!
- So, do you remember the toast?
Khanyi Mbau, you were slaying before we had slay queens.
You were influencing before we had the age of influencers.
You were blinging before there was Instagram and Twitter.
You are the original blueprint.
- Mm-hmm. - Here's a toast to the Queen of Bling.
That was my toast.
Cheers!
I feel like it was so...
so kindergarten, so school reading, but, yeah, it's okay.
At the end of the day, he still gave his toast, so yeah.
Fantana was extremely uncomfortable. She wanted to leave, you know,
- and I'd just met her, so she was-- - Aw.
No, I was like--
- Aw. - So you wanted to leave with Fantana?
I wanted to walk her to the car, and maybe to her hotel or something,
just-- just to make sure she's tucked in properly
- and-- and she's cool, you know. - Ah.
- Bra, be careful. - I'm a gentleman.
- I am a gentleman. I'm just being nice. - Be careful.
With Fantana liking what she likes,
as a 25-year-old, Luis needs to eat more peanuts,
a lot of bananas, eat a lot of avocado,
and I think maybe that will be the natural way
for him to keep up with Fantana.
She's in South Africa to promote her new single.
And that's why she hooked up with Naked.
And that's supposed to be their only business together,
- and for you-- - 'Cause he's-- You're married, right?
No, I'm not married.
He tried that twice. It didn't work, both times.
- Wow.
- Okay.
Thank-- Thank you, Andile, for bringing Luis up to speed.
- We appreciate it.
- Speaking of speed, it was real quick too.
This marriage thing isn't for everyone.
Myself included.
Mm.
- Yeah, I got to get out of here. - Where you going?
I got to go to work. Yo.
Besties!
- Yay! - Whoo-hoo!
- I'm out. - Let's give them one!
Hey!
The event is going well. I mean, it's going smooth.
I think, um, the painting of the naked guy has calmed everyone down,
and it just brought a different energy.
Somebody is not going to check on Annie?
I think someone should check on her, though.
- Khanyi. - What?
Call her. She is your best friend.
Why am I Annie's keeper?
Annie is Swanky and her, yoh, it's drama.
You guys were divided from the very beginning.
Babe, it's not even about you. Okay, what are we doing?
Fantana has obviously put all of us on the spot.
I don't know what she was sipping, or what she had intoxicated herself with.
Child...
- Hi, Annie. - Hey.
- Wow. - Hi, Razz.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God, what is a naked man doing in the middle of all of us?
And as I walked to my seat,
there's Zari on my left,
and my eyes and hers hit again.
- Hi. - Hi, Annie.
Okay, it's getting somewhere.
This is really nice.
Well, this is amazing, whatever is happening here. I'm glad--
And I hope it stays.
Fix your shit. Just fix it and let's move on,
because there's more drama that's coming out of our ears,
than to have to deal with old drama from, like, years ago.
Do we have to explain what we're drawing, 'cause...
- Yeah. - Like show and tell?
Yes.
I tried to paint him. I don't know if you can see it.
Do you see yourself? I couldn't fit your face.
Wow!
Her painting is just wrong.
Well, I wanted to get to know you guys better.
Yeah, and explain what your favorite thing about each person is.
Hell no, girl. I don't have time for that.
All of a sudden, the drawing is intense and serious.
I don't know why is it so hard for women to compliment each other openly.
You guys have to have a favorite thing about each other.
I actually have nothing nice to say about any of you.
Wow.
No, no, no, this is not build a ho.
I think people expect me to have an issue with Nadia, uh,
but I-- I don't have, um, any desire to have any conversations with her.
I think she made it very clear on day one how she feels,
but other than that, I don't think we have anything to talk about.
Damn! I was right. Y'all don't like each other.
Fantana, chill.
We do like each other. We're just real with each other.
So who else is single from the group of friends that I've met?
- Done deal. All you wanna-- - I was just asking.
All you want to do is just smash the room.
- Ay.
I've never seen a man this thirsty.
The Namibian desert lives within Luis.
If I ask Nadia out--
Ask Nadia? Nadia is in a relationship! Nadia is dating someone.
I'm just trying to make friends without making anyone--
We need to put a leash on you.
Yeah, because everyone is hooked up.
You said Bonang is in a relationship.
- Ah! Now it's Bonang. - No, I'm asking.
- Concentrate on one.
The last time I met Bonang,
I had flown her down to one of my events in Namibia...
- Yeah. - ...and I forgot to book her suite.
And it was Fashion Week, all the hotels were fully booked.
- Yeah. So-- So she-- she left,
she flew back.
What were you expecting? It's like that's the queen bee.
You forgot to book the queen bee's accommodation?
- But that wasn't her fault. - No, it wasn't her fault.
- It was a fault from your end-- - It was on me.
Flying someone from somewhere else, they're your responsibility.
- It was my responsibility. - Yeah.
I apologized. She was within her rights, of course, 100 percent.
That's why-- That's why, um--
- You owe her an apology, actually. - I do.
That was my first event, and forgetting to book Bonang's accommodation
must be one of the most embarrassing moments for me, um,
which is why I wish and I hope I get the chance to meet with her
and apologize just once more.
There is 35 seconds left.
- I drew you. - That's not even the guy.
I know. It's not what we were meant to do, right?
Well, Nadia won, so...
Thank you.
- Ooh! Ooh! Okay. Okay.
You know, so Fantana and I, we have to sit down
because I want her to give me the 411 of what exactly I missed.
You know, it feels like things have changed.
What did she get up to?
Why is she sort of like, mm,
with Zari, baby?
- Why is everyone so quiet? - Yeah.
And also, I'm like, Nadia was very, like, welcoming today.
The last time you saw me, you guys were like--
Having an attitude.
- Today, it's like, "Oh, B." Oh my God-- -"Oh, I love you."
That's why I purposely was like, "Everyone say something nice about..."
Yeah, no, they couldn't do that.
I think that they don't like each other.
- I'm just minding my business. - And then Diamond Platnumz?
Wait, how do you--
What's happening with you and Diamond?
- Oh, my God.
We went to the studio and then...
...um, he called me on a date to his house.
And then we kissed.
No!
Okay!
Let the girls eat cake.
Why not? Why not?
I was trying not to. Swanky's been warning me, like,
you know, 'cause I think he's close to Diamond, so he knows--
- What's the worst that could happen? - Nothing.
You know, I want to have a conversation with Zari.
She's definitely not going to be happy.
Destruction.
Yeah, I'm back in Jozi, and, you know, SA has always been good to me.
I'm going to see the boys today,
but I just hope that everybody just respects their boundaries, and...
nobody steps out of line.
- Hey. - A man so good they named him twice.
- 2Baba! - Pastor!
- Father! Father Andile!
I'm never one to pry into people's business,
but I think this man is feeling the toll of being the butt-end
of bad husband and bad father jokes.
My kids, the oldest is ten, eleven,
as much as they're here, they're not on social media as much.
You've got a 16-year-old.
- They see everything. - Yeah, yeah.
It's not like those days where you could keep your kids from...
man, hoh-ha, straight up, yo, this is what it is, this is what it is.
They just have to know so that mentally they... they start, you know.
- You know, 'cause, I mean, we grew up in-- - That's the only thing you can do,
straight up, say it to them, let them know what's up.
Hey, what boundary have human beings--
What boundary have human beings not crossed?
I'm human, right, but, uh, sometimes some of those things, they-- they hurt.
I just hope that your family is as strong as you.
- Exactly. - 'Cause that's where now--
That's exactly, that's the only place that, you know,
especially the little ones.
So for me, those people that keep bringing up different children...
...that I have.
For me those people are... You know, they need help.
People are mean, man.
People say stuff, they just go out there and just say stuff.
And it's not everybody that can handle that stuff.
That's what gets me angry sometimes.
Look, I'm just looking forward to catching up,
to find out what 2Baba has been up to.
Is business growing? How is the family?
We know the family is growing,
allegedly.
- Hey. What's good? - Naked!
My brother. Haven't seen you in such a long time.
Micheal Jackson died and left you his pants.
That's right!
He said Micheal Jackson.
I think Naked is only now feeling the effects
of dating a younger girl, because I think she's dressing him.
It's ridiculous. Why would a grown-ass man wear leather pants?
So the last time I saw the gentlemen was at basketball,
and I'm not sure what they think of me.
But today, hopefully,
I click with the legendary 2Baba, 2Face Innocent Idibia.
Man, you couldn't get a shirt that fits?
This man.
Is Andile like fashion police today?
- What's up? - It's 2Baba here.
- Luis. - Mister Idibia, this is Luis.
- Nice to meet you. - My pleasure, my brother.
My first impressions of Luis are that, um,
he's trying very hard to insert himself,
but I want to see the real him.
- I hope they haven't corrupted you yet. - No.
- This one, this one. - They're bad guys.
Innocent, you know I'm the-- I'm the most chilled one
out of all of you guys.
Luis, you haven't told us.
I'm single. Um...
However, I do want to start a family.
I told myself when I hit 30, I want to have at least my firstborn.
I don't mind whether there's the mother involved,
or without a mother, just me and my child and I don't mind.
- It's true! I don't mind raising my child. - It's good that you have your mind set.
I'm very happy and comfortable in getting into an agreement with someone
whereby you donate your eggs,
we find a surrogate, then we go our separate ways.
I want a baby, I don't want a relationship.
I don't mind buying somebody's eggs, having a surrogate.
That sounds-- That sounds beautiful when you say it like that,
but that's-- I don't want to say it's selfish,
but didn't you want to grow up with your dad and mom?
As a kid who came from a home where the relationship
between the mother and the father didn't work out,
I can tell you now that first prize is I want to be with both my parents.
My clock is ticking, so it's--
- No. - No, men's clocks don't tick.
No, all I'm saying is, don't plan for it.
I-- I do want to plan for it,
because everything in my life is planned and structured.
You want to plan for a single fatherhood?
I don't think Luis thinks things through.
In Luis' head, this is Will Smith in The Pursuit of Happyness,
just him and his son being cute everywhere.
It's on my wish list to say that, um, I want a child,
- so anyone who is willing to-- - Has anybody offered?
- The candidates are unsuitable, they-- - What's wrong with the candidates?
Your genes have to be good.
- Um... - The genes have to be good?
- Yeah, I mean...
When people DM me, saying they're interested in being my egg donors,
I go through their profile and-- and see what they're like.
Are you someone who is always out drinking, or swears a lot?
You know, all of those things play a role in what the child will be like.
Holy crap.
I want a child.
This is unreal.
You know, I like to... [exhales] ...relax.
So, today I've invited Bonang and Fantana out
on a relaxation date.
Have you told Swanky
- about your little thing with Diamond? - No, I'm scared Swanky'll beat my ass.
Why?
- He warned me already. - He did?
I mean, what does that even mean?
You know he's friends with Diamond too. He knows Diamond's character...
- Uh-huh. - ...so I think just to prevent anything.
He just doesn't want me to be in that at all.
She doesn't look like a woman that has secrets,
so I'll keep quiet until she feels that she wants to tell Swanky.
- Ah-ah. Excuse us. - Swanky...
- Hi, guys. - Wait, what?
You know, in true Swanky form, very, very fancy.
Um, he knows I love a great glass of Champagne,
and I love a massage.
I'm feeling very, very excited to finally get some time away from the group.
- Hmm. - What have you guys been up to?
- Fantana was busy kissing Diamond. - What?
First of all...
- Did you know about that? - I didn't, oh.
Oh, my gosh, that's...
- It's a shock. - There we go. Fantana, sorry.
I'm obviously very good at keeping people's secrets.
- You were busy kissing? - No, we didn't--
- Were you kissing at the party?
No, at his house-- Oh, God.
- At his house?!
- What were you wearing? - Barely anything.
I wouldn't say I'm disappointed. I feel like Diamond is a smooth talker,
so I didn't expect anything less.
This-- I like where this is going.
You do, he liked--
- He hates it. - When-- When-- When she comes crying,
you will not like it anymore.
We now have to be going to therapy and shit.
Fantana already understands, she already knows
that this one is a player, there's no hopes.
She's not there thinking, "Oh, me and Diamond,
we'll do a song together, probably get married and have kids,
and happy ever after." No.
So no chances with you and Luis, Fantana?
- No. - Who?
Um, we had a new friend come in, um, Luis--
- Really? - Yeah.
- A boy? - Yeah.
- From where? - Namibia.
He said you guys were supposed to do something.
- He flew you to some country. - Who?
- To Namibia? - Yeah, for an event.
I don't know who this Luis is,
but I remember every time I go to Namibia,
because it's just such a distinct quality time when I'm there.
So this is his story.
I bring Bonang for a gig, she's supposed to be hosting or something, right?
And I think you got to the reception,
you wanted flowers in your room, or something weird.
And it was not there, so you're like, "I'm going back home."
Who is this Namibian that comes to my country and lies?
I need to meet him.
It doesn't sound like something I would do. I'm very, very professional.
I put my job first, because I put money first.
The only time I was in Namibia was to host the Namibian Music Awards.
- And then? - And then I left and I went to my house.
And then he said he sent an email to apologize.
Well, he's a liar.
Unless I forgot, but I-- No.
No.
Luis. I want to Google him.
- Okay, Google him. - Type "Luis, Namibia."
Luis, Namibia. Luis with a--
- We know nothing. - Insane.
I'm Googling Luis, still doesn't ring a bell.
I mean, Mister Namibia, you're lying about my whereabouts.
Don't try me.
- She was in South Africa. - I will smack you.
He follows me.
What a stalker.
I feel like Luis is being dramatic with the whole, uh, situation, like,
telling Swanky that.
Um, so I don't know, if Bonang sees him he needs to run.
Luis already coming to this group and lying.
I'll sort him out.
I'll sort him out, for sure.
Mm-mm.
Luis mustn't come with lies!
No, we have an issue, 'cause this is my personal space.
These are my friends, this is my life.
If he wants beef, he will beef with a woman.