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‎我會死忠支持所有朋友

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‎別說這是波萳的特權

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{\an8}‎只要是我的朋友,不管怎麼樣

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{\an8}‎我都會為你據理力爭
‎你們都知道我的個性

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‎-我不是對特定對象死忠
‎-這是他和波萳的事

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‎講那種話不對
‎妳們不能對我說那種話

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{\an8}‎-死忠什麼?
‎-以你朋友的身分

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{\an8}‎我對所有朋友都很死忠
‎沒有差別待遇

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{\an8}‎-波萳是你的朋友
‎-如果是妳或薩莉,我也會這麼做

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{\an8}‎-所以別說“我很死忠”
‎-她說的是路易斯和波萳

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{\an8}‎-胡扯
‎-是路易斯和波萳的事

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{\an8}‎史旺奇現在情緒失控
‎讓我覺得莫名其妙

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‎這不是我認識的史旺奇
‎我認識的他沉著冷靜

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‎但我覺得他只是聽話回嘴

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‎拜託把意思聽懂

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‎要是卡妮陷入那種處境
‎我也會挺她到底

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‎她知道,我也知道

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‎但她說的是眼下的情況...

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‎我愛你

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‎史旺奇因為失去最好的朋友而哀傷

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{\an8}‎他處在痛苦之中

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{\an8}‎所以他才不停帶來其他女性朋友

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‎凡是能帶給他一點忠誠感的東西

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‎他都會緊抓不放

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‎他在找備胎

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‎妳們真是瘋了

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‎無意冒犯,她沒那個意思

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‎你們想逼我
‎當我的面說我朋友的壞話

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‎還期望我一笑置之,不可能

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‎你還好嗎?

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‎我沒事,謝謝

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‎-謝什麼?
‎-我不愛吵架,妳一定看得出來

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‎你沒必要吵架
‎尤其這件事,你什麼也沒做

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‎但我們會幫你講話
‎因為我們知道你沒招惹誰

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‎只要你清楚事發經過,就不需要解釋

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‎你已經歉過了,不用一直道歉

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‎我覺得鬆一口氣

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{\an8}‎因為我能確定自己沒有瘋

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{\an8}‎其他人都聽懂或理解我想說的話

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‎實際上我很高興這件事被提出來

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‎-你還好吧?
‎-我很好

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‎我很好,真的

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‎別理他,你會習慣的
‎他對每個人都那樣大小聲

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‎好吧

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‎所以,我...

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‎我想聽卡妮的建議,她做人坦誠

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‎有什麼說什麼,不會口下留情

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‎我過去的兩次生日

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‎-都有個願望
‎-好的

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‎-基本上,我想要一個小孩
‎-孩子?

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‎你不能跟我生小孩,我又不是瘋了

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‎不是我要生啦

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‎然後他抓住我的手,情況變得很尷尬

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‎我不想把手抽走
‎因為我知道他會受傷,但...

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‎在馬球活動上,薩莉提到

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‎她對代理孕母這件事很感興趣

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‎我不想直接問她

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‎但妳覺得我跟她

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‎一起去了解代理孕母的事
‎這樣好嗎?

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‎納米比亞目前沒有這種制度

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‎接下來會發生兩件事

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‎要嘛我跟薩莉一起做功課
‎研究代孕制度

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‎各自物色代理孕母

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‎或是薩莉捐卵給我,而我捐精子給她

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‎路易斯在想什麼?

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‎非洲閃耀星

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‎我沒想到在琴酒會上
‎只有我替波萳據理力爭

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‎昨天我去看了醫生

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‎醫生建議我別再相信女人

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‎上次怎麼搞的?

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‎我覺得他們聯手欺負我

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‎但我心想:“妳們最好搞清楚
‎史旺奇欺負不得”

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‎我很失望

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‎她們的反應根本沒道理

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‎因為誰會那樣拚了命挺路易斯

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‎她們都還沒聽過波萳的說法呢

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‎怎麼能憑一面之詞就下定論?

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‎如果最氣憤的人是薩莉

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‎我還能理解
‎因為薩莉也在晚宴現場上

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‎我不懂我宣布那個消息
‎她們有什麼好氣的

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‎幹嘛挑釁?

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‎-是波萳的緣故嗎?
‎-就...

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‎史旺奇介紹給我們認識的
‎每個女性朋友

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‎都只帶來鬧劇

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‎安妮一副“尊貴非洲女王”的樣子

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‎波萳也露出唯我獨尊的態度

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‎她們自以為是
‎覺得我們必須對她們眾星拱月

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‎我覺得史旺奇特地宣布
‎波萳離退出聊天群組,感覺很怪

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‎朋友本來就來來去去

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‎我真心覺得他想把我們塑造成壞人

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‎但這清楚顯示他選邊站

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‎而且堅守立場,我還以為我們是朋友

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‎我很意外他有那種反應

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‎他罵遍整群朋友

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‎只因為自己想像的預設立場

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‎-而且他堅持己見
‎-對

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‎那次晚餐我們根本沒去

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‎為什麼要談這件事?

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‎但根據我們討論過的內容
‎路易斯似乎是厭女的沙文豬

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‎感覺他根本不想聽路易斯解釋

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‎他永遠只聽一面之詞

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‎這一點都不像他

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‎我不懂他怎麼這麼糊塗

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‎我覺得史旺奇想找新的安妮

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‎-他以為波萳是適合人選
‎-也許吧

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‎-妳懂嗎?
‎-我懂

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‎史旺奇愛波萳,完全不覺得她有錯

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‎我覺得他被她蒙蔽了雙眼
‎但我懂妳說的

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‎他想找另一個好朋友

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‎對,他內心覺得“我又落單了”

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‎-對,但他沒落單
‎-他有我們這群朋友

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‎所以他要賭上我們的友誼
‎找人來填補安妮的位置

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‎薩莉的生日快到了

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‎我知道又會鬧得滿城風雨
‎我在考慮要不要去

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‎我都不知道自己是否還期待聚會

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‎我一點都不興奮,就像...

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‎我花錢治裝是為了提早離開嗎?

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‎因為我不會再忍受這些鳥事

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‎我會打去問妳現場有沒有鬧劇
‎妳再告訴我

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‎別想,你也要來
‎臭八婆,你最好乖乖出席

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‎這個嘛...

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‎等我起床看心情怎樣再說吧

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‎我對於去薩莉的生日會有點疑慮

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‎我已經受夠那些狗屁倒灶的事

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‎要是有人再想惹我生氣

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‎不管是誰企圖惹怒我

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‎我發誓會讓他們看到
‎我從來不曾表現的那一面

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‎這群人之間的互動

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‎老是充滿灑狗血的戲碼

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‎我今天總算能帶芬塔娜出去約會了

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‎跟路易斯出去約會很尷尬

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{\an8}‎因為他和波萳的問題還沒解決

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{\an8}‎但我也想更進一步認識他

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‎-嘿
‎-嗨

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‎-你好嗎?
‎-很好,妳呢?

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‎-妳看起來明亮動人
‎-謝謝

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‎這是什麼?

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‎驚喜!

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‎我選擇上基宗巴舞

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‎因為我想看看她會不會扭

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‎妳有臀部吧?別讓它們晾著不動

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‎所以像這樣,一、二、三、四、五

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‎-我的天啊
‎-沒事

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‎-我的屁股晾著不動
‎-沒關係

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‎我不會跳舞

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‎-一,二...
‎-好丟臉

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‎各位,這太難了

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‎這個女人不會扭腰擺臀

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‎這也是不容易

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‎她說她不會跳舞,我大傻眼

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‎我會扭臀,但不會跳舞

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‎然後一、二,點一下

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‎-一,二...
‎-好,這個我會

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‎我扭臀還可以

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‎但其他舞蹈風格,我做不來

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‎不可能做到,但我會試試看

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‎三拍,一、二,點一下
‎一、二,點一下

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‎她動了身體,但又沒有同步移動

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‎我不知道怎麼形容,我很困惑

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‎我心想妳有個大屁股,但卻不動如山

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‎屁股不會動,根本說不通

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‎天啊,不會吧

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‎這是送妳的

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‎你背後有什麼?給我看

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‎-這個送妳
‎-謝謝,好大一束!好喔

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‎謝謝

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‎那束花很大
‎這是好事,他往上進階了

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‎我今晚有一條規則 ,就這麼一條

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‎-什麼?
‎-不談別人的事

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‎-只要聊我們
‎-好喔

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‎-為什麼?
‎-重點是我們

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‎主角是妳

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‎你是說是不想聊最近那些風風雨雨

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‎還有我們碰到的事

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‎老實說,以最近的情況的來說

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‎我其實很慶幸前晚發生爭執

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‎因為我以為我快瘋了

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‎我很高興其他人能從我的角度看事情

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‎把問題排解,現在我準備好向前看了

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‎我有跟史旺奇說

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‎我要跟你出去

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‎-約會什麼的
‎-好

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‎說到底,我已經夠成熟
‎能自己做決定

184
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‎但因為他們是我朋友
‎我不希望搞得

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‎鬼鬼祟祟,你懂吧?

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‎好吧,既然史旺奇有疑慮

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‎我覺得有必要找他私下聊聊

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‎-對,沒錯
‎-只是為了...因為對我來說

189
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‎他兩次邀我
‎去參加他的活動,但兩次都...

190
00:09:28,683 --> 00:09:31,043
‎-妳懂我的意思嗎?
‎-史旺奇喜歡你,別誤會了

191
00:09:31,043 --> 00:09:33,123
‎但我覺得你還是得找他談一談

192
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‎跟他解釋清楚,大家既往不咎

193
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‎至於波萳
‎我不確定真實情況,不好說

194
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‎不曉得耶
‎總之我會約史旺奇見面,之後再說吧

195
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‎在我們進去之前

196
00:09:47,323 --> 00:09:49,603
‎我想謝謝妳願意赴約

197
00:09:49,603 --> 00:09:51,203
‎我真的很感激

198
00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:53,763
‎謝謝妳陪我跳舞

199
00:09:54,283 --> 00:09:56,243
‎-我知道妳不跳舞
‎-太難了

200
00:09:56,243 --> 00:09:59,123
‎我知道妳不跳舞,所以我才很感激

201
00:09:59,123 --> 00:10:03,203
‎很感謝妳願意抽空
‎希望還有機會再出來約會

202
00:10:03,963 --> 00:10:06,963
‎我主動聯絡,安排兩人外出約會

203
00:10:06,963 --> 00:10:09,363
‎我想看看她是否也對我有好感

204
00:10:09,363 --> 00:10:12,403
‎我喜歡她
‎但我也想知道她是否也喜歡我

205
00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:13,643
‎現在發球權在她手上

206
00:10:20,643 --> 00:10:23,043
‎認識我的人都知道我喜歡高級西裝

207
00:10:23,043 --> 00:10:27,723
‎我喜歡西裝貼合我的身形輪廓

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‎-安迪利,再次感謝光臨
‎-我也是

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‎-希望你穿得開心,再見囉
‎-一定會的

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00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:38,563
‎我只能跟真實DJ聊天,並分享

211
00:10:38,563 --> 00:10:39,883
‎我的真實想法與感受

212
00:10:39,883 --> 00:10:43,603
‎我們對彼此很重要,有時候

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00:10:43,603 --> 00:10:46,283
{\an8}‎甚至是對方需要放鬆時的避風港

214
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‎-嘿
‎-你好,小子

215
00:10:48,363 --> 00:10:49,843
‎-怎麼樣?
‎-你好嗎?

216
00:10:49,843 --> 00:10:50,803
‎我很好

217
00:10:50,803 --> 00:10:56,563
‎最近的風風雨雨
‎迫使我反省過去幾個月發生的事

218
00:10:56,563 --> 00:10:59,563
‎但影響最深是我跟薩莉分手

219
00:10:59,563 --> 00:11:02,563
‎所以誰甩了誰?從實招來

220
00:11:04,563 --> 00:11:09,163
‎我們體諒對方,好聚好散

221
00:11:09,163 --> 00:11:12,563
‎因為身分和現況帶來的限制

222
00:11:12,563 --> 00:11:14,483
‎也避免影響周遭的人

223
00:11:14,483 --> 00:11:18,363
‎所以如果翻譯成祖魯語

224
00:11:18,363 --> 00:11:20,003
‎就是她甩了你

225
00:11:22,843 --> 00:11:26,363
‎對,就是這樣,你活該

226
00:11:26,363 --> 00:11:28,443
‎-她拋棄我,但沒成功
‎-是啊

227
00:11:28,443 --> 00:11:31,883
‎-但被拒絕很適合你
‎-什麼?

228
00:11:31,883 --> 00:11:32,803
‎你了解我嗎?

229
00:11:34,403 --> 00:11:37,163
‎我看清了我和薩莉的關係

230
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‎事實就是

231
00:11:38,443 --> 00:11:42,723
‎我只是她和小戴遊戲下的一枚棋子

232
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‎我既難過又受傷
‎原來我只是遊戲的一部分

233
00:11:46,643 --> 00:11:48,043
‎因為我是真心的

234
00:11:48,043 --> 00:11:50,603
‎跟薩莉吹了讓我意識到

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00:11:50,603 --> 00:11:52,403
‎我多渴望這段關係能走下去

236
00:11:52,403 --> 00:11:56,203
‎如果那是我當時想要的
‎而且因為無法如願以償而傷心

237
00:11:56,203 --> 00:11:57,963
‎那表示我準備好了,對吧?

238
00:11:57,963 --> 00:11:59,923
‎我希望你先療癒

239
00:11:59,923 --> 00:12:03,763
‎你不該還沒修復好
‎就貿然投入另一段關係

240
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‎男人不懂療癒,只會亂搞

241
00:12:05,283 --> 00:12:07,283
‎我寧可你出去獵豔

242
00:12:07,283 --> 00:12:11,123
‎我已經準備好再找新伴侶

243
00:12:11,123 --> 00:12:13,083
‎我花了三年才走到這一步

244
00:12:13,603 --> 00:12:16,123
‎我覺得自己一直在原地踏步

245
00:12:16,123 --> 00:12:19,003
‎我的前任們都已經揮別過去
‎找到愛情

246
00:12:19,003 --> 00:12:21,203
‎所以問題出在我身上

247
00:12:21,203 --> 00:12:23,963
{\an8}‎安迪利有點壓力

248
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‎他有四個孩子

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‎他的女兒們慢慢長大了

250
00:12:28,483 --> 00:12:32,523
‎她們必須看到他的生活穩定下來

251
00:12:32,523 --> 00:12:36,243
‎他必須為她們樹立榜樣

252
00:12:36,243 --> 00:12:39,123
‎所以我想他總算看到一絲曙光了

253
00:12:39,123 --> 00:12:42,083
‎想想看,回顧我的前任們
‎那些人在哪裡?

254
00:12:42,083 --> 00:12:44,003
‎她們找到愛人結婚了,過得很幸福

255
00:12:44,003 --> 00:12:47,523
‎哪有,我上週在夜店看到
‎你交往過的幾個貨色

256
00:12:47,523 --> 00:12:48,843
‎別那樣叫女人

257
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‎這就是愛啊

258
00:12:51,643 --> 00:12:56,123
‎-現在你甚至想...
‎-我只是不希望你叫女人貨色

259
00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:58,763
‎“你不准...”,她們又不在這裡

260
00:12:58,763 --> 00:13:01,363
‎-就算她們不在也一樣,賤人
‎-不,拜託

261
00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:03,803
‎-但你就可以叫我賤人?
‎-當然可以

262
00:13:04,763 --> 00:13:08,523
‎從今以後,我走進每個臥房

263
00:13:08,523 --> 00:13:12,483
‎都會帶著被愛的意志

264
00:13:12,483 --> 00:13:15,083
‎因為那是通往愛的第一步

265
00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:27,083
‎我求愛路上最大的障礙

266
00:13:27,843 --> 00:13:30,923
‎就是我孩子們的兩個漂亮母親

267
00:13:31,523 --> 00:13:33,923
‎其中一個算是我最好的朋友

268
00:13:33,923 --> 00:13:40,563
‎另一個,我跟她的關係剪不斷理還亂

269
00:13:41,643 --> 00:13:44,683
‎所以我才邀請伊迪比亞夫婦共進午餐

270
00:13:44,683 --> 00:13:45,963
‎嘿,家人們

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‎嘿,桑頓市的花花公子

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00:13:48,163 --> 00:13:50,723
‎他們的愛情旅程讓我頗有共鳴

273
00:13:50,723 --> 00:13:53,683
‎他們的關係跟我和賽芭芭索

274
00:13:54,763 --> 00:13:56,923
‎有很多相似處

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‎賽芭芭索是我其中兩個孩子的母親

276
00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:05,163
‎她跟我育有兩名子女

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‎哈囉

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‎嘿

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‎賽芭

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00:14:09,123 --> 00:14:12,323
‎跟安迪利交往的過程充滿波折

281
00:14:12,323 --> 00:14:14,963
‎簡直一團亂,但我們在一起時

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00:14:14,963 --> 00:14:17,603
{\an8}‎彷彿全世界都靜止了

283
00:14:17,603 --> 00:14:21,803
‎我跟賽芭芭索分手快三年了

284
00:14:21,803 --> 00:14:25,203
‎我們認識其他對象,甚至各自嫁娶

285
00:14:25,203 --> 00:14:28,843
‎但繞了一圈,最終還是回到彼此身邊

286
00:14:28,843 --> 00:14:30,483
‎就像伊迪比亞夫婦的故事

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00:14:30,483 --> 00:14:32,883
‎-幸會
‎-我也是

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00:14:32,883 --> 00:14:35,763
‎-寶寶們好嗎?
‎-小的那個正在學走

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00:14:35,763 --> 00:14:39,963
‎他很有個性...嗯

290
00:14:41,523 --> 00:14:43,883
‎哇!安迪利和賽芭芭索

291
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:48,163
{\an8}‎他們的肢體語言引人各種遐想

292
00:14:49,043 --> 00:14:51,283
‎我看得出那兩個人有火花

293
00:14:51,283 --> 00:14:53,683
{\an8}‎我告訴你,我看到了

294
00:14:53,683 --> 00:14:56,523
‎我不知道他怎麼做的
‎但我喜歡他處理的方式

295
00:14:56,523 --> 00:14:59,923
‎看得出來你們感情很好

296
00:14:59,923 --> 00:15:01,403
‎我們不總是相處融洽

297
00:15:01,403 --> 00:15:03,843
‎-不,你不能這樣說
‎-我不這麼認為

298
00:15:03,843 --> 00:15:06,563
‎感情的發生不可能純屬偶然

299
00:15:06,563 --> 00:15:10,763
‎你們之間的牽絆...

300
00:15:10,763 --> 00:15:12,963
‎有寶寶,我們生了兩個孩子

301
00:15:12,963 --> 00:15:16,483
‎我和安迪利之間肯定有情愫

302
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:19,443
‎我們曾試過否認,但總是又被捲入

303
00:15:19,443 --> 00:15:20,923
‎我們被情愫淹沒

304
00:15:20,923 --> 00:15:25,603
‎直到我們找到定位
‎確定對方只是前任

305
00:15:25,603 --> 00:15:28,683
‎試著以朋友身分共同養育子女
‎這樣比較輕鬆

306
00:15:28,683 --> 00:15:31,683
‎短戀指的是什麼?
‎我想知道,意思是復合嗎?

307
00:15:31,683 --> 00:15:33,683
‎我跟他有過好幾段短暫戀情

308
00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,243
‎我們同居了兩年

309
00:15:35,243 --> 00:15:36,643
‎我跟他有過幾段短暫戀情

310
00:15:36,643 --> 00:15:38,123
‎不,我們沒有短暫戀情

311
00:15:38,123 --> 00:15:40,803
‎分手,恢復聯絡,談幾段短戀

312
00:15:40,803 --> 00:15:41,883
‎然後我又跟他約會

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00:15:41,883 --> 00:15:44,963
‎妳懂嗎?我害他覺得尷尬
‎但真的是這樣

314
00:15:44,963 --> 00:15:48,923
‎我們分分合合多久了?
‎老天,大概20年了吧

315
00:15:48,923 --> 00:15:52,083
‎我們的關係還模糊不清

316
00:15:52,083 --> 00:15:53,883
‎每次我們見面

317
00:15:53,883 --> 00:15:57,763
‎都會想到兩人之間有各種可能性

318
00:15:57,763 --> 00:16:00,403
‎你怎麼知道她是真命天女?

319
00:16:00,403 --> 00:16:04,043
‎你怎麼醒悟過來
‎不能一直離開屬於你的東西?

320
00:16:06,323 --> 00:16:09,723
‎我想應該是我買了第一間房子後

321
00:16:09,723 --> 00:16:12,203
‎我在拉哥斯買下第一間房子時

322
00:16:12,803 --> 00:16:15,043
‎那時我突然意識到

323
00:16:15,043 --> 00:16:17,283
‎“哇,這地方好大”

324
00:16:17,283 --> 00:16:21,083
‎當時我...我連家具都沒擺,空無一物

325
00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:22,923
‎然後我打給她

326
00:16:25,283 --> 00:16:28,403
‎聽到那番話讓我一陣天旋地轉

327
00:16:28,403 --> 00:16:31,283
‎我心想:“我要建立一個家

328
00:16:31,883 --> 00:16:35,203
‎而且將會孤零零地走進去”

329
00:16:37,243 --> 00:16:39,843
‎我要等著遭受現實打擊

330
00:16:39,843 --> 00:16:42,203
‎還是要從前人身上學到教訓?

331
00:16:42,923 --> 00:16:46,203
‎我們顯然還藕斷絲連

332
00:16:46,203 --> 00:16:47,523
‎他跟我

333
00:16:54,363 --> 00:16:56,563
‎卡妮打電話約我見面

334
00:16:56,563 --> 00:16:59,123
‎因為過去的恩怨,我不是很信任她

335
00:16:59,123 --> 00:17:01,683
‎所以不管她要跟我說什麼

336
00:17:01,683 --> 00:17:03,603
{\an8}‎我都會持保留態度

337
00:17:04,603 --> 00:17:05,883
{\an8}‎這是另一個問題

338
00:17:06,563 --> 00:17:09,403
‎-妳好啊
‎-嗨

339
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:15,763
‎我不知道為什麼路易斯
‎三兩下就跟我說那些話

340
00:17:15,763 --> 00:17:20,243
‎儘管如此,我只是信差
‎我會幫忙轉達他的意思

341
00:17:21,763 --> 00:17:23,683
‎-我有個請求...
‎-好的

342
00:17:23,683 --> 00:17:30,243
‎跟妳有關,總之路易斯
‎一直有個生日願望,就是要孩子

343
00:17:31,323 --> 00:17:38,323
‎所以他提議,他想請求妳...

344
00:17:39,883 --> 00:17:41,683
‎懷他的孩子?

345
00:17:41,683 --> 00:17:44,203
‎透過代理孕母,只是用妳的...

346
00:17:45,923 --> 00:17:47,563
‎-結合
‎-我的卵嗎?

347
00:17:48,603 --> 00:17:51,243
‎路易斯想跟我生孩子?

348
00:17:52,123 --> 00:17:54,843
‎不,抱歉,我做不到

349
00:17:54,843 --> 00:17:57,683
‎我只是來了解他能不能...

350
00:17:59,683 --> 00:18:01,523
‎-他有此打算
‎-這樣啊!

351
00:18:01,523 --> 00:18:03,883
‎而且可能會在妳生日那天發生
‎自己留意

352
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:06,763
‎我男朋友怎麼辦?他也想要孩子

353
00:18:06,763 --> 00:18:10,283
‎薩莉 ,我跟妳說過了
‎“少碰烏干達貨色”

354
00:18:10,283 --> 00:18:12,643
‎-天啊
‎-這會搞出事的

355
00:18:12,643 --> 00:18:14,363
‎路易斯,你真是荒唐

356
00:18:14,363 --> 00:18:16,323
‎我對你有點失望

357
00:18:16,323 --> 00:18:19,043
‎你應該尊重我

358
00:18:19,043 --> 00:18:22,683
‎而不是因為我能生育
‎就把我當成生孩子機器

359
00:18:22,683 --> 00:18:23,803
‎老兄!

360
00:18:29,843 --> 00:18:32,923
‎如果我希望跟賽芭芭索有進展

361
00:18:32,923 --> 00:18:34,763
‎首先必須重新檢視我的過去

362
00:18:34,763 --> 00:18:38,323
‎讓我孩子的兩個母親和好

363
00:18:38,963 --> 00:18:41,083
‎所以我才和蘿絲特碰面

364
00:18:43,443 --> 00:18:46,803
‎蘿絲特是第一個為我生下孩子的女人

365
00:18:46,803 --> 00:18:52,603
‎我跟賽芭芭索第二次交往之前
‎我跟她在一起

366
00:18:54,203 --> 00:18:57,323
‎蘿絲特跟我有過一段情,也生了孩子

367
00:18:58,363 --> 00:19:02,563
{\an8}‎我和安迪利大概交往四年

368
00:19:02,563 --> 00:19:07,083
‎之後才生下第一個孩子蓋博

369
00:19:07,683 --> 00:19:11,123
‎我們度過了一段美好的時光
‎但低潮時非常低潮

370
00:19:11,123 --> 00:19:13,843
‎我們的關係很不健康

371
00:19:13,843 --> 00:19:16,483
‎我記得那時我們想生孩子

372
00:19:16,483 --> 00:19:19,043
‎等到終於懷上時,一切都崩潰了

373
00:19:19,043 --> 00:19:21,243
‎到了前所未見的地步

374
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:24,883
‎這段關係很深,充滿酸甜苦辣

375
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:27,163
‎讓人百感交集

376
00:19:29,163 --> 00:19:30,883
‎後來我懷孕了

377
00:19:32,203 --> 00:19:33,483
‎我懷了蓋博

378
00:19:34,123 --> 00:19:36,443
‎他只有零星的時間在我身邊

379
00:19:36,963 --> 00:19:39,443
‎我覺得自己孤立無援

380
00:19:39,963 --> 00:19:44,163
‎生了這個孩子
‎我不知道我們怎麼想的,但...

381
00:19:45,603 --> 00:19:47,883
‎我們當時覺得是好主意

382
00:19:47,883 --> 00:19:50,723
‎我們分手了,共同養育漂亮的孩子

383
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:54,323
‎但我們也設法回到對方身邊

384
00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:56,603
‎以好友的身分

385
00:19:57,203 --> 00:20:00,883
‎現在我和安迪利的關係恰到好處

386
00:20:00,883 --> 00:20:04,883
‎他是超棒的父親,對孩子很有一套

387
00:20:04,883 --> 00:20:07,883
‎-你好
‎-天啊,看看妳,親愛的

388
00:20:08,563 --> 00:20:10,243
‎哈囉,妳的樣子美呆了

389
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:12,643
‎看到我的妝容有多好看嗎?

390
00:20:12,643 --> 00:20:15,243
‎我很火辣,但你不想要我

391
00:20:15,243 --> 00:20:16,323
‎別提了

392
00:20:17,563 --> 00:20:19,843
‎安迪利還是很搶手,無庸置疑

393
00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:22,363
‎我們很互補,走得下去

394
00:20:22,363 --> 00:20:24,843
‎-妳現在有在約會嗎?
‎-不算約會

395
00:20:24,843 --> 00:20:26,563
‎只是試水溫

396
00:20:26,563 --> 00:20:29,923
‎-什麼意思?
‎-我沒有交往對象

397
00:20:30,523 --> 00:20:32,883
‎-不然妳在幹嘛?
‎-我想釣你

398
00:20:34,723 --> 00:20:37,083
‎-妳能想像嗎?
‎-你不想要嗎?

399
00:20:37,083 --> 00:20:39,163
‎他說:“再也不要了”

400
00:20:39,723 --> 00:20:41,403
‎也許我應該對他偷下一點愛情靈藥

401
00:20:43,403 --> 00:20:47,003
‎我跟妳的關係威脅到
‎我的每個交往對象

402
00:20:47,003 --> 00:20:49,363
‎-她們都...
‎-連賽芭芭索也是嗎?

403
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:53,403
‎那是最後一個
‎除非還有另一個女人受威脅

404
00:20:53,403 --> 00:20:55,243
‎而我不認識

405
00:20:55,243 --> 00:20:57,283
‎當賽芭芭索回到我的生命中的時候

406
00:20:57,283 --> 00:21:00,723
‎每個人都喜歡也接受她,包括蘿絲特

407
00:21:00,723 --> 00:21:04,523
‎但到了某個節骨眼,賽芭離開這一切

408
00:21:04,523 --> 00:21:08,443
‎他交往的每個女生
‎都不喜歡我們之間的友誼

409
00:21:08,443 --> 00:21:11,683
‎顯然我們太親密了,讓她們不舒服

410
00:21:11,683 --> 00:21:15,243
‎賽芭也說過我們之間沒有界線

411
00:21:15,243 --> 00:21:18,483
‎她對蘿絲特有點擺臉色

412
00:21:18,483 --> 00:21:20,923
‎蘿絲特不是很高興

413
00:21:21,563 --> 00:21:23,483
‎我不知道該有什麼界線

414
00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:25,443
‎但情況就是這樣,我們無法改變

415
00:21:25,443 --> 00:21:28,843
‎我不知道要改變什麼
‎因為我們沒意識到自己做了什麼

416
00:21:28,843 --> 00:21:30,323
‎一切都很自然

417
00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:34,043
‎-那件事應該解決
‎-你有試過解決嗎?

418
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:36,963
‎-妳樂意嗎?
‎-我是不是樂意見到她?

419
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:39,723
‎只是讓我們恢復之前的關係

420
00:21:40,363 --> 00:21:41,363
‎應該吧

421
00:21:43,043 --> 00:21:44,363
‎我不討厭她

422
00:21:44,363 --> 00:21:47,443
‎但也不是她的啦啦隊

423
00:21:47,443 --> 00:21:50,323
‎我不會鼓勵她和安迪利復合

424
00:21:50,323 --> 00:21:52,123
‎我寧可安迪利跟別人在一起

425
00:22:04,203 --> 00:22:08,123
‎終於到了,今天要慶祝我的生日

426
00:22:12,723 --> 00:22:15,203
‎身為一個非洲人
‎如果不大肆展示非洲特色

427
00:22:15,203 --> 00:22:18,523
‎這算哪門子的生日?

428
00:22:22,803 --> 00:22:26,763
‎琴酒派對結束後
‎老實說氣氛尷尬又緊張

429
00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:29,243
‎我不知道會發生什麼事

430
00:22:30,283 --> 00:22:32,123
‎我不想參加這場派對

431
00:22:32,123 --> 00:22:35,803
‎我好一陣子沒跟大家見面了
‎我來是給安迪利面子

432
00:22:35,803 --> 00:22:38,363
‎-大家好
‎-嗨

433
00:22:38,363 --> 00:22:41,043
‎-蘿絲特來了
‎-我知道

434
00:22:41,043 --> 00:22:45,603
‎-妳有邀...
‎-我邀請安迪利,不是她

435
00:22:45,603 --> 00:22:46,963
‎他們復合了嗎?

436
00:22:48,123 --> 00:22:48,963
‎我不知道

437
00:22:52,083 --> 00:22:53,843
‎該死

438
00:22:54,923 --> 00:22:58,363
‎說實話,我今天有點緊張

439
00:22:58,363 --> 00:23:00,643
‎因為我努力想促使

440
00:23:00,643 --> 00:23:03,923
‎我的孩子的兩個母親破冰

441
00:23:03,923 --> 00:23:08,203
‎所以邀了她們兩個
‎來參加薩莉的生日派對

442
00:23:08,203 --> 00:23:10,963
‎這很可能造成反效果

443
00:23:10,963 --> 00:23:13,043
‎因為我了解我朋友

444
00:23:13,043 --> 00:23:16,763
‎有時他們就像一群噬血的鬣狗

445
00:23:16,763 --> 00:23:20,043
‎我不想看到鬧劇,拜託今天不要

446
00:23:20,723 --> 00:23:21,923
‎-哈囉
‎-你好,孩子的爸

447
00:23:21,923 --> 00:23:23,523
‎我可以抱一下嗎?

448
00:23:24,443 --> 00:23:26,763
‎-妳很漂亮
‎-我喜歡

449
00:23:26,763 --> 00:23:31,643
‎我立刻感覺到所有人鬆一口氣

450
00:23:32,243 --> 00:23:33,963
‎看看我的身材

451
00:23:35,163 --> 00:23:36,723
‎他們都等著看好戲

452
00:23:37,243 --> 00:23:39,363
‎但我們今晚不會讓他們如願

453
00:23:39,363 --> 00:23:41,843
‎我們很快會變成一大家子

454
00:23:41,843 --> 00:23:42,803
‎天哪

455
00:23:43,403 --> 00:23:47,603
‎我覺得蘿絲特
‎和安迪利的共同育兒方式很怪

456
00:23:47,603 --> 00:23:51,643
‎他們應該只保有親子關係

457
00:23:51,643 --> 00:23:55,163
‎但感覺上他們同時也處理雙方的感情

458
00:23:55,923 --> 00:24:00,443
‎我跟安迪利很愛互逗
‎但不會讓人不舒服

459
00:24:00,443 --> 00:24:02,203
‎你幹嘛坐那麼遠?

460
00:24:02,203 --> 00:24:04,003
‎-我正要移位...
‎-遠離什麼?

461
00:24:05,443 --> 00:24:08,643
‎-抱歉,我以為你想坐在這裡
‎-真沒禮貌

462
00:24:08,643 --> 00:24:09,563
‎這裡嗎?

463
00:24:09,563 --> 00:24:12,203
‎-我坐這裡就可以了,謝謝
‎-好吧

464
00:24:12,843 --> 00:24:13,723
‎沒關係

465
00:24:15,683 --> 00:24:17,243
‎朋友,這裡好漂亮

466
00:24:17,803 --> 00:24:20,363
‎-哇
‎-看看是誰來了

467
00:24:33,683 --> 00:24:36,803
‎我很期待跟許久不見的大家碰面

468
00:24:36,803 --> 00:24:39,483
‎我上次見到他們
‎是在安迪利白色派對上

469
00:24:39,483 --> 00:24:40,963
‎真令人期待

470
00:24:40,963 --> 00:24:43,203
‎同時我也有點緊張

471
00:24:43,203 --> 00:24:46,643
‎但我希望沒有人跌破眼鏡什麼

472
00:24:46,643 --> 00:24:47,563
‎應該會很有趣

473
00:24:53,003 --> 00:24:54,803
‎猜猜是誰走進來?

474
00:24:54,803 --> 00:24:55,963
‎賽芭!

475
00:25:00,243 --> 00:25:02,403
‎-各位瞧瞧
‎-大家好

476
00:25:02,403 --> 00:25:03,403
‎嗨

477
00:25:04,283 --> 00:25:05,963
‎-妳好嗎?
‎-很好

478
00:25:08,403 --> 00:25:09,243
‎別鬧了

479
00:25:09,843 --> 00:25:12,083
‎幾分鐘前不是很冷嗎?

480
00:25:12,083 --> 00:25:14,443
‎現在有點熱了起來,為什麼?

481
00:25:14,443 --> 00:25:17,083
‎好喔,真是尷尬

482
00:25:17,083 --> 00:25:20,123
‎安迪利沒告訴我他也邀請了賽芭

483
00:25:20,123 --> 00:25:23,963
‎我已經一年沒見到她了
‎居然就這樣出現

484
00:25:24,963 --> 00:25:26,283
‎-嗨
‎-親愛的,妳好嗎?

485
00:25:26,283 --> 00:25:27,763
‎-我很好
‎-是嗎?

486
00:25:27,763 --> 00:25:29,723
‎-對,我很好,妳呢?
‎-好極了

487
00:25:30,243 --> 00:25:33,043
‎我不意外蘿絲特站起來擁抱我

488
00:25:33,043 --> 00:25:36,603
‎我們會打招呼
‎只是不會待在同一個空間

489
00:25:37,803 --> 00:25:40,843
‎我無法假裝 ,但至少...
‎我看到安迪利對我使眼色

490
00:25:40,843 --> 00:25:43,923
‎所以我也大方打招呼,給她一個擁抱

491
00:25:44,443 --> 00:25:48,243
‎賽芭,卡妮旁邊有個座位

492
00:25:48,243 --> 00:25:50,403
‎-不是在你旁邊嗎?
‎-不,坐那裡就好

493
00:25:50,403 --> 00:25:52,803
‎好吧,沒關係

494
00:25:52,803 --> 00:25:54,483
‎謝謝你指導我

495
00:25:55,643 --> 00:25:57,923
‎為何要規定我坐哪裡?真奇怪

496
00:25:57,923 --> 00:25:59,763
‎我才剛到,我不認識任何人

497
00:25:59,763 --> 00:26:01,723
‎坐我旁邊的是誰?我隔壁是空椅子

498
00:26:01,723 --> 00:26:03,083
‎好尷尬

499
00:26:04,003 --> 00:26:05,563
‎我已經氣炸了

500
00:26:06,443 --> 00:26:08,443
‎今晚對我來說有點難應付

501
00:26:08,443 --> 00:26:13,603
‎我試著替我自己、賽芭芭索
‎和蘿絲特技巧性地安排座位

502
00:26:13,603 --> 00:26:17,203
‎避免在眾人面前

503
00:26:17,203 --> 00:26:18,883
‎出現尷尬的對話

504
00:26:18,883 --> 00:26:20,163
‎妳們兩個認識嗎?

505
00:26:20,163 --> 00:26:23,523
‎首先,我們都是那邊那傢伙孩子的媽

506
00:26:23,523 --> 00:26:26,603
‎-真的嗎?
‎-你看不出來他喜歡一樣的類型嗎?

507
00:26:28,843 --> 00:26:31,483
‎我沒去過兩個孩子的媽和孩子的爸

508
00:26:31,483 --> 00:26:32,763
‎一起出現的派對

509
00:26:32,763 --> 00:26:34,723
‎所以我覺得很尷尬

510
00:26:34,723 --> 00:26:37,563
‎你們知道嗎?我們原本相處很好

511
00:26:37,563 --> 00:26:41,843
‎他們剛開始交往時,我們幾乎像死黨

512
00:26:41,843 --> 00:26:43,043
‎我們相處融洽

513
00:26:43,043 --> 00:26:46,003
‎但隨著時間流逝,妳撐不住了

514
00:26:46,803 --> 00:26:48,523
‎我不認為我撐不住

515
00:26:48,523 --> 00:26:51,443
‎-我沒有
‎-開始出現誤會

516
00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:54,483
‎妳也不滿我和安迪利的關係

517
00:26:55,483 --> 00:26:57,923
‎聽著,我們以前處得很好

518
00:26:57,923 --> 00:27:00,683
‎蘿絲特最踰矩的一點

519
00:27:00,683 --> 00:27:03,883
‎就是不懂分寸

520
00:27:03,883 --> 00:27:08,323
‎我不滿的是妳已婚
‎還當人家媽媽的表現

521
00:27:08,323 --> 00:27:10,683
‎我沒結婚,我嫁給誰?

522
00:27:10,683 --> 00:27:12,923
‎我是說“結過婚”,過去式

523
00:27:12,923 --> 00:27:13,923
‎這樣啊

524
00:27:13,923 --> 00:27:16,723
‎一個已經有婚戀對象的真正淑女

525
00:27:16,723 --> 00:27:19,243
‎不能叫別的男人去妳家

526
00:27:19,243 --> 00:27:22,723
‎況且那個男人還名草有主了

527
00:27:22,723 --> 00:27:25,443
‎身為我的朋友,妳應該要懂分寸

528
00:27:25,443 --> 00:27:27,803
‎安迪利一直是我的心理後盾

529
00:27:27,803 --> 00:27:30,763
‎不管我跟誰交往,做什麼事

530
00:27:30,763 --> 00:27:32,043
‎他都陪在我身邊

531
00:27:32,043 --> 00:27:34,163
‎所以不管何時,當我一籌莫展時

532
00:27:34,163 --> 00:27:36,283
‎他會來幫我...

533
00:27:37,443 --> 00:27:41,523
‎感覺好像因為我們認真了

534
00:27:41,523 --> 00:27:43,443
‎妳就非得介入

535
00:27:43,443 --> 00:27:46,163
‎為什麼?難道這應該是露水姻緣嗎?

536
00:27:46,163 --> 00:27:49,003
‎因為我們開始認真,妳就...

537
00:27:49,003 --> 00:27:50,763
‎妳當初是這樣才懷孕嗎?

538
00:27:50,763 --> 00:27:53,403
‎妳好像覺得這是露水姻緣?

539
00:27:54,563 --> 00:27:55,603
‎天哪

540
00:27:55,603 --> 00:27:58,163
‎不會吧,真是亂七八糟

541
00:27:58,163 --> 00:27:59,843
‎-所以我才生小孩嗎?
‎-對

542
00:27:59,843 --> 00:28:01,283
‎那妳生小孩是這個原因嗎?

543
00:28:01,283 --> 00:28:05,163
‎寶貝,我跟他糾纏得比妳更久

544
00:28:05,163 --> 00:28:07,603
‎這不重要,妳當時不是單身

545
00:28:07,603 --> 00:28:09,083
‎老實說我很困惑

546
00:28:09,083 --> 00:28:11,643
‎蘿絲特怎麼會不懂自己錯在哪裡

547
00:28:11,643 --> 00:28:13,443
‎因為她是成年人了

548
00:28:13,443 --> 00:28:16,723
‎妳結過婚,應該知道界線在哪裡

549
00:28:16,723 --> 00:28:19,643
‎當妳開始覺得我們是認真的

550
00:28:19,643 --> 00:28:22,243
‎-妳就想...
‎-你們當時有多認真?

551
00:28:22,243 --> 00:28:23,603
‎我們同居了

552
00:28:23,603 --> 00:28:26,123
‎因為妳離婚了,無處可去

553
00:28:26,123 --> 00:28:29,803
‎我不需要搬家
‎是安迪利要我搬進他家

554
00:28:29,803 --> 00:28:31,443
‎我當時住在向陽山,寶貝

555
00:28:31,443 --> 00:28:34,683
‎跟妳背著丈夫偷吃的另一個男人嗎?

556
00:28:35,203 --> 00:28:36,483
‎什麼另一個男人?

557
00:28:36,483 --> 00:28:39,283
‎我沒有提到名字
‎妳要我指名道姓嗎?

558
00:28:39,283 --> 00:28:41,323
‎我沒有背著丈夫偷吃那個男人

559
00:28:41,323 --> 00:28:42,923
‎-當然有
‎-不,我沒有

560
00:28:42,923 --> 00:28:44,603
‎妳最好把事情弄清楚

561
00:28:46,763 --> 00:28:48,483
‎演哪一齣啊?

562
00:28:49,563 --> 00:28:51,843
‎別在薩莉的派對上吵!

563
00:28:51,843 --> 00:28:55,883
‎我們只是想化解歧見,但大家都在場

564
00:28:56,923 --> 00:28:58,763
‎但幹嘛要扯上安迪利?

565
00:28:58,763 --> 00:29:01,803
‎因為跟他有關啊
‎什麼叫幹嘛扯上他?

566
00:29:01,803 --> 00:29:04,203
‎安迪利從頭到尾都不插嘴

567
00:29:04,203 --> 00:29:06,403
‎蘿絲特偏要把安迪利拖下水

568
00:29:06,403 --> 00:29:08,843
‎因為她知道安迪利會挺她

569
00:29:09,443 --> 00:29:12,843
‎我已經跟你談過這件事了
‎你是我的男人

570
00:29:12,843 --> 00:29:14,123
‎為什麼是妳的男人?

571
00:29:14,123 --> 00:29:15,483
‎沒錯,身為我的男人

572
00:29:15,483 --> 00:29:18,203
‎-我正在跟蘿絲特聊...
‎-為什麼是妳的男人?

573
00:29:18,803 --> 00:29:20,043
‎-隨便啦
‎-抱歉

574
00:29:20,043 --> 00:29:22,123
‎她說的是以前

575
00:29:22,123 --> 00:29:23,363
‎她剛才問了

576
00:29:23,363 --> 00:29:24,963
‎但聽我說,妳沒認真聽

577
00:29:24,963 --> 00:29:26,923
‎好吧,安迪利,換你說

578
00:29:31,683 --> 00:29:35,123
‎不,我被惹毛了,我快氣死了

579
00:29:35,123 --> 00:29:36,643
‎整個人失去理智

580
00:29:37,243 --> 00:29:40,523
‎-為什麼要在妳的生日上吵?
‎-去勸架吧,芬塔娜

581
00:29:40,523 --> 00:29:42,083
‎問他們還好嗎?

582
00:29:42,083 --> 00:29:44,763
‎安迪利,今天是薩莉的生日

583
00:29:44,763 --> 00:29:46,803
‎-什麼意思?
‎-你們吵起來了

584
00:29:46,803 --> 00:29:47,883
‎這樣不太好

585
00:29:47,883 --> 00:29:48,843
‎對不起

586
00:29:48,843 --> 00:29:52,563
‎我不知道安迪利要辯解什麼
‎我很不爽

587
00:29:53,163 --> 00:29:55,523
‎我被惹毛了,別說了

588
00:30:01,203 --> 00:30:05,083
‎我還是很不爽
‎波萳和路易斯之間的過節

589
00:30:05,083 --> 00:30:08,163
‎但每個人都一副沒事的樣子

590
00:30:08,163 --> 00:30:10,683
‎你們同意路易斯的說法

591
00:30:10,683 --> 00:30:13,723
‎就因為跟波萳處不好嗎?

592
00:30:13,723 --> 00:30:16,443
‎-大家好,嗨
‎-你打扮得很漂亮

593
00:30:16,443 --> 00:30:20,523
‎波萳的事讓每個人露出真面目

594
00:30:20,523 --> 00:30:22,843
‎我只希望他們講道理一點

595
00:30:22,843 --> 00:30:27,243
‎-生日快樂!
‎-寶貝

596
00:30:27,843 --> 00:30:31,403
‎史旺奇對我的態度變了
‎在那頓晚餐

597
00:30:31,403 --> 00:30:33,443
‎加上我和波萳吵架後

598
00:30:33,443 --> 00:30:36,443
‎怎麼樣?你好嗎?請起立

599
00:30:36,443 --> 00:30:37,643
‎全體起立

600
00:30:38,843 --> 00:30:42,243
‎你怎麼能坐著跟神寒暄?你好嗎?

601
00:30:42,243 --> 00:30:46,483
‎他還怪我逼波萳離開
‎這不公平,太不公平了

602
00:30:48,363 --> 00:30:50,243
‎大家注意!

603
00:30:50,243 --> 00:30:53,123
‎這個團體發生了好多事

604
00:30:53,123 --> 00:30:56,163
‎我很高興看到今晚大家都在

605
00:30:56,163 --> 00:31:02,043
‎我們就是非洲美的化身

606
00:31:02,683 --> 00:31:03,643
‎我們今天賞心悅目

607
00:31:03,643 --> 00:31:06,923
‎我只想說:“一起好好享受吧”

608
00:31:07,483 --> 00:31:09,243
‎-說得好!
‎-乾杯

609
00:31:09,243 --> 00:31:10,443
‎乾杯,寶貝

610
00:31:14,003 --> 00:31:16,403
‎薩莉,讓我先幫妳祝禱

611
00:31:16,403 --> 00:31:19,963
‎-麻煩你,幫我淨化
‎-這裡和這裡

612
00:31:19,963 --> 00:31:22,523
‎我祝福薩莉,替她祈福

613
00:31:22,523 --> 00:31:26,243
‎傳遞光明和正能量給她
‎都是很正向的氣場

614
00:31:26,243 --> 00:31:28,883
‎老兄,你演太大,表現太浮誇了

615
00:31:28,883 --> 00:31:31,603
‎有話快說,說完就走

616
00:31:32,243 --> 00:31:35,483
‎妳了解我

617
00:31:35,483 --> 00:31:38,163
‎妳懂我的心聲
‎即使我無法用言語表達

618
00:31:38,163 --> 00:31:39,603
‎感謝有妳

619
00:31:39,603 --> 00:31:42,123
‎我想我準備了最完美的禮物

620
00:31:42,123 --> 00:31:44,723
‎也許比在座所有人的更棒

621
00:31:47,283 --> 00:31:48,203
‎好喔

622
00:31:48,883 --> 00:31:50,163
‎是什麼禮物,路易斯?

623
00:31:50,163 --> 00:31:51,443
‎無可挑剔的

624
00:31:52,403 --> 00:31:55,203
‎-妹子,妳知道他要她的卵嗎?
‎-誰?

625
00:31:55,203 --> 00:31:56,643
‎-路易斯問了
‎-要什麼?

626
00:31:56,643 --> 00:31:57,923
‎薩莉的卵子

627
00:31:57,923 --> 00:32:01,083
‎妹子,妳說什麼?跟誰?

628
00:32:03,283 --> 00:32:05,803
‎上次我跟卡妮見面的時候
‎詢問她的建議

629
00:32:05,803 --> 00:32:09,363
‎問她該不該跟薩莉研究代孕的事

630
00:32:09,363 --> 00:32:11,203
‎或是請薩莉捐卵

631
00:32:11,203 --> 00:32:13,803
‎所以我還在等她的回覆

632
00:32:13,803 --> 00:32:15,523
‎之後才去問薩莉

633
00:32:15,523 --> 00:32:18,523
‎我覺得太離奇詭異了

634
00:32:18,523 --> 00:32:21,963
‎你才剛跟我約完會

635
00:32:21,963 --> 00:32:24,123
‎轉頭就去找薩莉捐卵

636
00:32:24,123 --> 00:32:27,803
‎你是無聊還是想吸引關注?

637
00:32:27,803 --> 00:32:29,443
‎我不懂你在幹嘛

638
00:32:29,443 --> 00:32:32,363
‎-你找機會跟路易斯談了嗎?
‎-還沒

639
00:32:32,363 --> 00:32:34,563
‎-還沒?
‎-對,大概今天吧

640
00:32:34,563 --> 00:32:36,203
‎我後悔跟他約會了

641
00:32:36,203 --> 00:32:38,443
‎天啊,他居然跟薩莉要卵子

642
00:32:38,443 --> 00:32:40,523
‎-要薩莉的什麼?
‎-卵子

643
00:32:40,523 --> 00:32:43,723
‎-他想要薩莉懷他的孩子還是怎樣?
‎-百分之百是

644
00:32:43,723 --> 00:32:48,843
‎我覺得路易斯完全搞不清楚狀況

645
00:32:48,843 --> 00:32:51,203
‎為了融入這個群體

646
00:32:51,203 --> 00:32:53,363
‎他的行為荒腔走板

647
00:32:53,363 --> 00:32:55,123
‎我現在感覺很怪

648
00:32:55,123 --> 00:32:57,323
‎我本來是挺他的,但不再是了

649
00:32:57,323 --> 00:33:00,243
‎你帶我出去約會
‎不管我跟戴蒙之間的事

650
00:33:00,243 --> 00:33:02,003
‎但現在居然要薩莉捐卵?

651
00:33:02,003 --> 00:33:05,083
‎還牽扯上我和戴蒙,拜託,太亂來了

652
00:33:05,083 --> 00:33:06,603
‎-很怪異
‎-而且弄得人盡皆知

653
00:33:06,603 --> 00:33:08,963
‎會引來太多閒言閒語

654
00:33:08,963 --> 00:33:12,483
‎不管你在搞什麼把戲
‎都不能利用我朋友

655
00:33:12,483 --> 00:33:14,763
‎我不希望路易斯跟芬塔娜說屁話

656
00:33:14,763 --> 00:33:17,683
‎所以他們最好保持距離

657
00:33:17,683 --> 00:33:19,843
‎芬塔娜,在中間擺張椅子

658
00:33:19,843 --> 00:33:21,523
‎再拿一張椅子過來

659
00:33:22,243 --> 00:33:23,603
‎-什麼?
‎-什麼?

660
00:33:24,363 --> 00:33:27,243
‎把椅子拉近一點,拿過去一點

661
00:33:29,803 --> 00:33:30,883
‎然後坐下

662
00:33:30,883 --> 00:33:33,283
‎-好
‎-對,妳坐在那裡講話

663
00:33:34,123 --> 00:33:35,603
‎你用椅子隔開他們嗎?

664
00:33:36,643 --> 00:33:37,803
‎沒錯

665
00:33:37,803 --> 00:33:39,683
‎他為什麼要用椅子隔開他們?

666
00:33:40,443 --> 00:33:44,043
‎你幹嘛叫她在我們中間擺椅子?

667
00:33:44,043 --> 00:33:45,083
‎事出必有因

668
00:33:45,083 --> 00:33:46,323
‎-什麼原因?
‎-我是說...

669
00:33:46,323 --> 00:33:47,923
‎別在這裡吵

670
00:33:47,923 --> 00:33:49,163
‎我不懂

671
00:33:50,443 --> 00:33:51,643
‎什麼意思?

672
00:33:52,283 --> 00:33:55,603
‎我只是說我的好友
‎應該移座位,有什麼大不了?

673
00:33:56,323 --> 00:33:59,163
‎史旺奇想挑釁我,他對我有敵意

674
00:33:59,163 --> 00:34:02,123
‎他想激怒我,希望我有反應

675
00:34:03,243 --> 00:34:05,403
‎路易斯,你幹嘛那樣看著我?

676
00:34:05,403 --> 00:34:06,323
‎怎麼樣?

677
00:34:06,323 --> 00:34:08,763
‎你翻白眼,好像很受不了我

678
00:34:08,763 --> 00:34:11,563
‎你看得穿我的鏡片嗎?我沒有翻白眼

679
00:34:11,563 --> 00:34:14,323
‎先是芬塔,然後又說我翻白眼

680
00:34:14,323 --> 00:34:15,603
‎我才沒有翻白眼

681
00:34:15,603 --> 00:34:18,003
‎他在找碴,我想閃了

682
00:34:18,003 --> 00:34:20,323
‎因為我不是這種人,我不吵架

683
00:34:21,083 --> 00:34:23,563
‎薩莉,妳坐著就好了,朋友,我愛妳

684
00:34:23,563 --> 00:34:24,723
‎-我先走了
‎-再見

685
00:34:25,243 --> 00:34:27,803
‎路易斯,你不等敬酒嗎?

686
00:34:27,803 --> 00:34:31,523
‎不用了,沒關係,這裡有太多負能量

687
00:34:32,363 --> 00:34:35,603
‎-負能量?
‎-對,從你那邊散發

688
00:34:35,603 --> 00:34:37,803
‎你幹嘛叫她坐離我遠一點?

689
00:34:37,803 --> 00:34:40,683
‎你幹嘛叫人讓薩莉懷孕?

690
00:34:40,683 --> 00:34:43,643
‎-我從沒要求要讓薩莉懷孕
‎-走開啦,滿口屁話

691
00:34:43,643 --> 00:34:44,563
‎天啊!

692
00:34:46,083 --> 00:34:48,243
‎你在兩個場合都不尊重我

693
00:34:48,243 --> 00:34:50,963
‎-我哪裡不尊重你?
‎-兩次在你的場子...

694
00:34:50,963 --> 00:34:52,323
‎-我的場子?
‎-對

695
00:34:52,323 --> 00:34:54,243
‎-我對你大小聲嗎?
‎-而不是直接找我

696
00:34:54,243 --> 00:34:55,723
‎跟我私下談

697
00:34:55,723 --> 00:34:58,923
‎-但你什麼都沒說
‎-我根本不是跟你說話

698
00:34:58,923 --> 00:35:02,083
‎-你說我的事
‎-我沒有提到你

699
00:35:02,083 --> 00:35:04,483
‎-我也在場
‎-有四個女人替你說話

700
00:35:04,483 --> 00:35:08,043
‎我沒跟你說話,我說的是
‎“芬塔娜,坐旁邊那張椅子”

701
00:35:08,043 --> 00:35:10,563
‎因為我不知道你對她有何企圖

702
00:35:10,563 --> 00:35:14,003
‎-我想跟她聊天,她是我朋友
‎-薩莉,妳可以敬酒嗎?

703
00:35:14,003 --> 00:35:15,763
‎這太超過了

704
00:35:15,763 --> 00:35:19,643
‎沒錯,他站出來說有負能量
‎胡扯什麼啊?

705
00:35:19,643 --> 00:35:23,483
‎-又來了,你又大吼大叫
‎-你幹嘛把事情鬧大?

706
00:35:23,483 --> 00:35:25,443
‎你幹嘛小題大作?

707
00:35:25,443 --> 00:35:27,843
‎我只是覺得你現在很虛假

708
00:35:27,843 --> 00:35:28,963
‎我虛假?

709
00:35:28,963 --> 00:35:31,963
‎-對,你很虛假
‎-有78個人格個人還敢說?

710
00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:34,923
‎-78個人格?
‎-天啊,坐下啦

711
00:35:34,923 --> 00:35:36,723
‎我不明白這整場鬧劇...

712
00:35:36,723 --> 00:35:39,083
‎你別想對我吼第三次

713
00:35:39,083 --> 00:35:40,803
‎我不允許這種事

714
00:35:40,803 --> 00:35:41,923
‎已經第三次了

715
00:35:41,923 --> 00:35:46,123
‎我說你每次都露出該死的不同面貌

716
00:35:46,123 --> 00:35:47,723
‎對待每一個人

717
00:35:47,723 --> 00:35:50,483
‎你就像這群裡最古怪的混蛋

718
00:37:03,923 --> 00:37:08,923
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