1 00:00:01,302 --> 00:00:06,171 ♪ 2 00:00:06,207 --> 00:00:09,441 Well, happy spirit week, children. 3 00:00:09,477 --> 00:00:13,312 Kindly have your money ready to give to tina for jeans day. 4 00:00:13,314 --> 00:00:15,847 Fifty cents is a small price to pay 5 00:00:15,883 --> 00:00:17,649 To show your school spirit. 6 00:00:17,651 --> 00:00:19,251 Adult mark: Spirit week! 7 00:00:19,386 --> 00:00:21,453 Five whole days to show how much we loved 8 00:00:21,489 --> 00:00:22,788 The place we hated. 9 00:00:22,857 --> 00:00:24,722 [loud snap] [students gasp] 10 00:00:24,759 --> 00:00:28,226 The only spirit you should be concerned with, children, 11 00:00:28,262 --> 00:00:31,163 Is the holy spirit! 12 00:00:31,165 --> 00:00:34,666 The purpose of jeans day is to raise funds to replace 13 00:00:34,802 --> 00:00:37,335 The broken hand on our statue of saint bonaventure. 14 00:00:37,405 --> 00:00:39,271 Not to... [scoffs] 15 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:41,840 "express yourselves." 16 00:00:41,876 --> 00:00:43,475 Adult mark: I didn't even own jeans. 17 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:45,344 I liked having a uniform. 18 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:47,479 My fashion sense was second to none, 19 00:00:47,515 --> 00:00:49,347 And that "nun" was sister rose! 20 00:00:49,417 --> 00:00:51,817 Sister rose: When we give up our uniforms, 21 00:00:51,886 --> 00:00:54,419 We give up our most precious gift. 22 00:00:54,421 --> 00:00:56,388 Our uniformity. 23 00:00:56,457 --> 00:01:00,959 Our sameness as catholics is what makes us unique! 24 00:01:01,028 --> 00:01:03,495 When our lord was crucified, 25 00:01:03,630 --> 00:01:07,699 The two men beside him were also wearing crosses. 26 00:01:13,774 --> 00:01:15,640 Nice jeans. What kind are they? 27 00:01:15,709 --> 00:01:17,041 Guess. 28 00:01:17,078 --> 00:01:18,109 Levi's? 29 00:01:18,145 --> 00:01:20,678 Lees? Wranglers? 30 00:01:20,714 --> 00:01:22,981 Oh, well, it's all for a good cause. 31 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:24,983 I wonder what happened to the statue's hand. 32 00:01:24,985 --> 00:01:26,718 Heh, maybe sister rose strapped it off. 33 00:01:26,853 --> 00:01:28,186 Wait... 34 00:01:28,222 --> 00:01:29,988 Where are your jeans? 35 00:01:29,990 --> 00:01:31,856 Oh, I don't own any. 36 00:01:31,892 --> 00:01:33,792 You know, I'm more of a slacks man. 37 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:35,227 [laughter] 38 00:01:35,296 --> 00:01:36,995 Fox: How do you not have jeans? 39 00:01:37,131 --> 00:01:38,730 What are you, a nun? [laughter] 40 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:41,733 Ms. Fowler: Alright, settle, settle. 41 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:44,002 Adult mark: The last thing I needed was another reason 42 00:01:44,138 --> 00:01:45,470 To be made fun of. 43 00:01:45,473 --> 00:01:49,207 I desperately needed a new outfit to fit in! 44 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:52,277 Kids were finally able to show their individuality-- 45 00:01:52,346 --> 00:01:55,013 By hanging out with other kids dressed just like them. 46 00:01:55,149 --> 00:01:58,684 Jeans day had split the student population into two groups: 47 00:01:58,686 --> 00:02:01,086 Bangers and preps. 48 00:02:01,088 --> 00:02:02,888 The only other gang was... 49 00:02:03,023 --> 00:02:05,557 Me. 50 00:02:05,692 --> 00:02:07,425 Ritche: Alright. See ya. 51 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:09,794 Adult mark: The only guy in worse pants was ritche. 52 00:02:09,864 --> 00:02:12,430 Mark: Oh, what happened to your jeans? 53 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:13,932 Did you fall off your skateboard? 54 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:16,000 Ritche: No. I bought 'em like this. 55 00:02:16,036 --> 00:02:17,803 Hope you got a discount. 56 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:19,837 Dude! This is fashion! 57 00:02:19,874 --> 00:02:21,373 Are you sure? 58 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:24,209 'cause I don't think there's enough fabric to qualify. 59 00:02:24,211 --> 00:02:25,544 Middle fox: Whoops. 60 00:02:25,613 --> 00:02:27,646 You got holes in your jeans! 61 00:02:27,715 --> 00:02:28,981 I know. 62 00:02:28,983 --> 00:02:32,117 Yeah? Well, good, 'cause... 63 00:02:32,186 --> 00:02:33,985 They actually look pretty deadly. 64 00:02:34,021 --> 00:02:35,320 Ritche: Thank you. 65 00:02:35,389 --> 00:02:36,855 You're welcome... 66 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:39,191 Dick! 67 00:02:39,193 --> 00:02:41,492 Ritche: Hey! 68 00:02:41,529 --> 00:02:44,129 See, he likes 'em! 69 00:02:44,264 --> 00:02:47,032 Please don't take fashion advice from morons. 70 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:48,800 Oh... 71 00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:51,669 I should take it from the only kid in slacks? 72 00:02:54,041 --> 00:02:57,609 Just so you know, we think your jeans are wicked. 73 00:02:57,744 --> 00:03:01,212 Girls: Hi! 74 00:03:01,248 --> 00:03:02,747 Adult mark: That was it. 75 00:03:02,816 --> 00:03:04,416 I had to get jeans. 76 00:03:04,551 --> 00:03:07,486 But what kind? 77 00:03:07,488 --> 00:03:09,087 Black jeans! 78 00:03:09,089 --> 00:03:11,156 I had found my own personal style. 79 00:03:11,291 --> 00:03:13,024 It was gary's! 80 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,827 ♪ auntie mary had a canary, up the leg of her drawers! ♪ 81 00:03:15,896 --> 00:03:17,696 ♪ when she was creeping, he was peeping 82 00:03:17,831 --> 00:03:19,397 Up the leg of her drawers! ♪ 83 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:22,100 What are you so happy about? You finally divorcing him? 84 00:03:22,169 --> 00:03:24,902 I've been asked to join the st. Bridget's choral group. 85 00:03:24,939 --> 00:03:26,939 Isn't that for nuns? 86 00:03:27,074 --> 00:03:29,341 Well, their "herd," or whatever it's called, 87 00:03:29,410 --> 00:03:30,976 Dying out. 88 00:03:31,045 --> 00:03:34,846 Sister rose said she heard me in church and said I'll do, so... 89 00:03:34,982 --> 00:03:36,615 They need new blood! 90 00:03:36,617 --> 00:03:39,250 Yeah! To suck on. 91 00:03:39,252 --> 00:03:40,318 [clears throat] 92 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:43,255 Mom, dad... 93 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:46,124 I'm getting older now, 94 00:03:46,126 --> 00:03:48,393 And I think it's time that I owned jeans. 95 00:03:48,528 --> 00:03:49,961 Jeans? Good god! 96 00:03:49,964 --> 00:03:52,197 What's wrong with the pair of pants you've got on now? 97 00:03:52,332 --> 00:03:54,199 Everyone at school has jeans now! 98 00:03:54,334 --> 00:03:56,068 The nuns have lost total control. 99 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:57,302 It's a mad house! 100 00:03:57,437 --> 00:03:58,437 Mike, maybe you could lend your brother-- 101 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:00,305 Nope. 102 00:04:00,307 --> 00:04:03,875 Pop: You know, I was 15 before I got my second pair of pants. 103 00:04:03,877 --> 00:04:07,145 And that was only because poor uncle edmund died. 104 00:04:07,147 --> 00:04:08,380 Please! 105 00:04:08,515 --> 00:04:10,882 If I go to school wearing dress pants tomorrow, 106 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:13,017 I'll never live it down. 107 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:16,388 Mom, will you take me? 108 00:04:16,457 --> 00:04:18,956 Well, I have my first choir practice tonight, 109 00:04:18,993 --> 00:04:22,360 So your father will have to take you shopping. 110 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:23,795 Mike sr: [sighs] 111 00:04:23,831 --> 00:04:25,630 Alright, I'll make sure he gets a... 112 00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:28,099 Suitable pair of dungarees. 113 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:31,370 [sighs] 114 00:04:31,505 --> 00:04:34,840 [organ music] 115 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:36,908 Oh, it's so nice to get out of the house. 116 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:39,243 My crowd's got me drove! 117 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:41,612 Sister rose: Attention, vocalists! 118 00:04:41,649 --> 00:04:44,449 The outside world is slipping. 119 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:48,353 This is where jeans leads us: 120 00:04:48,355 --> 00:04:51,323 A nuns' choir without nuns. 121 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,058 Since there's no time to rehearse, 122 00:04:53,193 --> 00:04:55,861 We'll be singing a simple song to the tune of 123 00:04:55,863 --> 00:04:57,996 "she'll be coming around the mountain." 124 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,731 Oh, that sounds fun! 125 00:04:59,767 --> 00:05:01,533 It most certainly is not! 126 00:05:01,535 --> 00:05:03,201 More nun, less fun. 127 00:05:03,337 --> 00:05:05,704 And a-one, and a-two... 128 00:05:05,706 --> 00:05:07,873 Mike sr: Alright, let's go. Cab is here. 129 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:09,541 Adult mark: Jeans! 130 00:05:09,543 --> 00:05:12,477 I was over the moon, thinking of how everyone would react 131 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:14,645 The next day at school. 132 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:19,283 ♪ what if I were romeo in black jeans? ♪ 133 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:21,419 ♪ what if I was heathcliff? 134 00:05:21,555 --> 00:05:23,755 ♪ it's no myth! 135 00:05:23,890 --> 00:05:27,359 ♪ maybe she's just looking for 136 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:30,829 Someone to dance with... ♪ 137 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,297 Where'd you get your jeans, mark? 138 00:05:32,432 --> 00:05:35,200 They make everyone else's look like garbage! 139 00:05:35,202 --> 00:05:37,669 ♪ 140 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:39,204 Indeed they do, ritche. 141 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,106 Wait! Don't sit. 142 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:43,442 Let us see your jeans for just a little bit longer? 143 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:46,912 ♪ looking for some parallel 144 00:05:46,914 --> 00:05:49,581 Can be an endless game. ♪ 145 00:05:49,716 --> 00:05:55,520 [slow applause] 146 00:05:55,589 --> 00:05:58,523 No more homework for you from now on, mark! 147 00:05:58,658 --> 00:06:00,391 Beautiful dungarees! 148 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:05,764 Are you sure this is the right place? 149 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:09,534 We should find an adequate pair of dungaree work pants here. 150 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:12,804 Will they even carry my size? 151 00:06:12,939 --> 00:06:16,942 I hope not. You need to grow into 'em. 152 00:06:17,077 --> 00:06:18,944 Oh, here we go. 153 00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:21,880 Oh, do you like, uh, blue... 154 00:06:21,949 --> 00:06:24,248 Or more blue? 155 00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:25,950 Ooh... 156 00:06:26,019 --> 00:06:27,685 "irregular"! 157 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:30,422 That sounds like a pretty good brand. 158 00:06:38,232 --> 00:06:41,499 I-I don't think "irregulars" is a brand. 159 00:06:44,037 --> 00:06:49,641 ♪ he'll be coming down from heaven when he comes! ♪ 160 00:06:49,776 --> 00:06:55,313 ♪ he'll be coming down from heaven when he comes! ♪ 161 00:06:55,315 --> 00:06:58,750 ♪ he'll be coming down from heaven! ♪ 162 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:01,252 ♪ it's too late for confession! ♪ 163 00:07:01,288 --> 00:07:02,654 ♪ he'll be coming down-- 164 00:07:02,656 --> 00:07:03,989 Stop, stop! 165 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:06,925 [sighs] that was atrocious. 166 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:09,160 Ms. Fowler: What-- sister rose: Again. 167 00:07:09,163 --> 00:07:11,362 ♪ he'll be coming down from heaven-- ♪ 168 00:07:11,432 --> 00:07:12,764 I said sing it! 169 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:13,799 Not kill it. 170 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,900 [choir gasps] 171 00:07:18,272 --> 00:07:19,804 ♪ he'll be coming down-- 172 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:22,007 Sister rose: Enough! 173 00:07:22,142 --> 00:07:23,774 You try. 174 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:35,086 ♪ he'll be coming down from heaven, 175 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:37,488 Too late for confession! ♪ 176 00:07:37,524 --> 00:07:42,694 ♪ he'll be coming down from heaven when he comes! ♪ 177 00:07:42,763 --> 00:07:44,762 Congratulations, mary. 178 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,431 It's your solo now. 179 00:07:46,566 --> 00:07:47,866 Mary: Oh! 180 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:51,135 Sister rose: Can't be any worse now, can it? 181 00:07:51,205 --> 00:07:52,437 Oh... 182 00:07:52,572 --> 00:07:54,171 Will you come out? 183 00:07:54,208 --> 00:07:55,640 Mark: I'd rather not, if you don't mind. 184 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:58,443 Mark! 185 00:07:58,578 --> 00:08:00,111 Well, come over here where I can see 'em. 186 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:01,312 [groans] 187 00:08:01,381 --> 00:08:02,514 Adult mark: The old man bought pants 188 00:08:02,516 --> 00:08:04,582 The way some people would buy a car. 189 00:08:04,618 --> 00:08:05,717 They handle well. 190 00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:07,052 Solid construction. 191 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:08,787 Should get a few miles out of them, eh? 192 00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:10,121 What do you think? 193 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:11,522 They're loud. 194 00:08:11,558 --> 00:08:13,391 Pants shouldn't be loud. 195 00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:14,459 And the fabric, it's... 196 00:08:14,528 --> 00:08:16,227 Chafing me. 197 00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:17,495 I think we should keep looking. 198 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:18,930 They're fine. 199 00:08:19,065 --> 00:08:20,298 Mark: What...? 200 00:08:20,334 --> 00:08:22,400 Got a good waist. Plenty of allowance. 201 00:08:22,402 --> 00:08:23,801 Lots of length there. 202 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:26,571 Look, we can tape up the bottoms until you grow into 'em. 203 00:08:26,706 --> 00:08:28,072 How's your penis? 204 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:29,274 Is there room for your penis? Where's your penis? 205 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:31,142 Stop talking about the penis! 206 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:32,243 It's fine! 207 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:33,544 I'll take 'em. 208 00:08:33,580 --> 00:08:36,347 Good! 209 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:37,682 Do you people take a cheque? 210 00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:39,283 Mark: [sighs] mike sr: Go change. 211 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:40,685 Mark: Uh-- mike sr: Go on! 212 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:41,886 Clerk: Do you have id? 213 00:08:41,889 --> 00:08:43,354 Mike sr: I don't have any id! 214 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:46,458 ♪ 215 00:08:46,593 --> 00:08:49,427 ♪ 216 00:08:49,496 --> 00:08:51,563 [laughter] 217 00:08:51,565 --> 00:08:52,631 I don't get it. 218 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:54,766 I've got black jeans just like him. 219 00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:56,167 He's got levi's. 220 00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:57,635 And you've got... 221 00:08:57,771 --> 00:09:00,004 A sack with legs? 222 00:09:00,139 --> 00:09:01,839 Watch out, boys! 223 00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:04,308 If the wind picks up, he'll end up down by the harbour. 224 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:06,344 [laughter] 225 00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:11,048 Adult mark: When it came to fashion sense, 226 00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:13,785 I had been beaten senseless. 227 00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:20,725 Is he gone? 228 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:23,161 You'd better lay low for a little bit longer. 229 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:26,931 Maybe change schools? 230 00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:28,966 What type of jeans are they? 231 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:30,635 No-name hand-me-downs. 232 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:32,870 I just bedazzled them. 233 00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:34,138 Ah! 234 00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:35,840 Concise. 235 00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:40,345 Look at those suck holes. 236 00:09:40,414 --> 00:09:41,713 At least with the uniforms, 237 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:43,348 Nobody can tell how much money you got... 238 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:44,949 Or don't got. 239 00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:46,952 Adult mark: Now, at least, there were three groups: 240 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,354 Bangers, preps, and us. 241 00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:51,056 I don't get fashion. 242 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:55,960 Ritche's jeans are held together by safety pins and he's famous! 243 00:09:55,963 --> 00:09:58,630 For what it's worth, I think your jeans are "bedazzl-ing." 244 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,567 Yours aren't all that bad, either. 245 00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:05,136 They're cute. 246 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:08,072 You could grow into them. 247 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:09,974 You think? 248 00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:13,511 Yeah, they'll fit real nice when you're 47. 249 00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:15,180 You could also wear them over your snowsuit in winter. 250 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:17,749 [chuckles] 251 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:25,089 Ugh... They're leaking. 252 00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:32,330 Alright, ladies, from the top. 253 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:39,437 ♪ he'll be coming down from heaven when he comes. ♪ 254 00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:44,675 ♪ he'll be coming down from heaven when he comes. ♪ 255 00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:47,545 ♪ he'll be coming down from heaven, 256 00:10:47,581 --> 00:10:49,414 It's too late for confession. ♪ 257 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:50,949 ♪ he'll be coming down from-- 258 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:52,016 A-ha! 259 00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:53,385 It's you! 260 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:57,288 Perhaps your solo has made you over-confident. 261 00:10:57,290 --> 00:11:00,558 ♪ this is your nooote... 262 00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:03,328 ♪ this is my nooote... 263 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,263 No. 264 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:07,899 ♪ this is your nooote... 265 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:13,237 ♪ that's the same nooote...? 266 00:11:14,941 --> 00:11:16,640 Again. 267 00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:19,110 One, two, three... 268 00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:21,079 ♪ he'll be coming down from heaven when-- ♪ 269 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:22,246 [loud snap] [choir gasps] 270 00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:23,748 No! 271 00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:27,452 Perhaps it would be better if you just mimed the lyrics 272 00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:29,587 For this part. 273 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:33,424 ♪ he'll be coming down from heaven when he comes! ♪ 274 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:35,660 Sing, mary! 275 00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:37,996 [mary mouthing words] 276 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:38,796 Sister rose: Silently... 277 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:43,268 ♪ he'll be coming down from heaven... ♪ 278 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:47,338 ♪ 279 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:49,541 Adult mark: If fox could bedazzle her jeans, 280 00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:50,875 So could I. 281 00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:52,810 Couldn't be that hard. 282 00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:56,647 [door opens] 283 00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:59,217 Hey, my bladder doesn't wear a watch! 284 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,152 Mark: Uh... Pop: What are you doing? 285 00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:02,953 Fashion? 286 00:12:02,989 --> 00:12:04,756 Fashion! Huh. 287 00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:08,827 You know, when I was a boy, I used to dress to impress. 288 00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:11,495 Why do you think I took dead uncle edmund's pants? 289 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:13,164 Took? 290 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:17,635 Ah, you know, I always thought that clothes made the man. 291 00:12:17,671 --> 00:12:20,171 Well, what do these jeans make me? 292 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,840 Ooh, ahh. 293 00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:24,375 Listen, I'll help you with these, but now I need to whiz. 294 00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:25,777 Out, out! 295 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:28,980 Mark: Okay! 296 00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:33,083 [upbeat music] 297 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,186 A little more bleach. 298 00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:38,857 Adult mark: It was a case of the blind leading the blind. 299 00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:41,993 Pop was beating my pants fashion-senseless. 300 00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:43,194 That should do it. 301 00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:44,862 Adult mark: I was a slacks man-- 302 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,430 A crisp pleat, a sharp cuff, 303 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,332 And a nice break around the shoe. 304 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,868 That I understood. 305 00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:53,571 This'll shrink them up nicely. 306 00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:55,707 ♪ 307 00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:58,075 Adult mark: But denim just wasn't in my "jean" pool. 308 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,210 Nice. 309 00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:02,547 Ah, yes! Right. 310 00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:04,816 Adult mark: So I had to stand there and watch 311 00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:07,151 As pop drowned my pants in his own "jean" pool. 312 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,553 Ah... 313 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,354 Ah, needs a... 314 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,857 A slight trim. 315 00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:16,861 [upbeat music continues] 316 00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:21,966 Just because we are letting... [inaudible] 317 00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:24,401 [sound of crying] 318 00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:31,376 You okay, my dear? 319 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,311 Sister rose has had it out for me 320 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,246 Ever since I left the order. 321 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,715 That's why she gave you my solo. 322 00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:40,251 Well, I do have a pretty good voice. 323 00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:41,185 No, it's 'cause of me. 324 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:42,353 Oh, well... 325 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,556 She expects us to be as holy as she is. 326 00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:46,324 Ah! Holy? 327 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,791 Please. 328 00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:50,394 That old hag's been trying to bone mark's grandfather 329 00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:52,963 For the last 50 years. 330 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:56,800 I'd say it's time we knocked her off her high cross. 331 00:13:58,138 --> 00:14:01,005 Sister rose: [sternly] sister cecilia... 332 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:03,307 Look, can I be honest? 333 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,945 Clothes don't make the man. 334 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,214 Seriously? 335 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,348 Pop: Why would you trust a man 336 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:15,153 Who buys his clothes from estate sales? 337 00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:17,021 [sighs] 338 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:20,491 I mean... They don't look that bad. 339 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,826 Middle fox: They look so bad! 340 00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:25,697 [laughter] 341 00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:30,568 Adult mark: Only your friends can betray you. 342 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:32,637 Et tu, ritche? 343 00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:36,440 ♪ 344 00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:38,342 There you are. 345 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:40,978 I had to follow the sound of your jeans to find you. 346 00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:42,580 My jeans are perfectly adequate! 347 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,749 Ample waist, generous hem, and... 348 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,186 And...? 349 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,988 Your jeans are the weird ones! 350 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,990 And you're acting like it doesn't even bother you 351 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:55,859 That you're different! 352 00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:58,529 Wow. 353 00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:02,066 You know, I'm always going to look different, 354 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:05,636 So what's a little rip in my pants? 355 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:06,771 Ritche... 356 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,605 Ritche: If I'm going to stand out, 357 00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:10,808 It might as well be for something I chose. 358 00:15:10,844 --> 00:15:12,142 I-I didn't mean-- 359 00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:16,280 I'm not dressing to impress anyone but myself! 360 00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:18,416 You should try it, 361 00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,785 Instead of trying to be like everyone else! 362 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:25,756 ♪ 363 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:28,626 I... 364 00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:37,168 Adult mark: The more I tried to fit in, 365 00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:38,736 The more alone I was. 366 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:44,809 Ne else! 367 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,577 Well, were you? 368 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:51,449 Not everyone. Just... Most of them. 369 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,450 Hm. 370 00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,386 You know... 371 00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:58,322 The first time I saw your grandmother, 372 00:15:58,391 --> 00:15:59,924 She was wearing a dress 373 00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:02,527 That she'd made out of curtain scraps. 374 00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:08,065 I thought it was beautiful. 375 00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:11,669 But it was only beautiful 376 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:14,371 Because she was the one who was wearing it. 377 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,276 So I think your friend is right. 378 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,278 Life is short. 379 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,881 So you wear whatever the heck it is 380 00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:28,152 That makes you feel like you. 381 00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:29,887 [sighs] 382 00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:33,758 [phone ringing] 383 00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,225 Hello? 384 00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:36,828 Mark: Uh, hello, mr. Perez. 385 00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:37,961 Mr. Perez: Yes? 386 00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,563 Can I speak to ritche, please? 387 00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:41,131 Mr. Perez: No, sorry. 388 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,834 It's a school night, and ritche doesn't have white parents. 389 00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:45,703 Mark: Could you pass on a message, then? 390 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,505 Mm-hm? 391 00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:53,711 Tell him that I was jealous and that... 392 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,913 I was trying to be someone I wasn't, 393 00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:59,316 And that someone wasn't a good friend. 394 00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:02,319 I'm sorry. 395 00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:05,456 And if he can find it in his heart to forgive me, 396 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,326 I'll never let something as stupid as jeans 397 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,795 Get between us again. 398 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,996 Thank you. 399 00:17:15,301 --> 00:17:17,869 [sighs] 400 00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:20,071 Ritche! 401 00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,205 Mark called! 402 00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:22,573 He said he's sorry. 403 00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:23,974 About what? 404 00:17:26,312 --> 00:17:27,978 He didn't say. 405 00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:36,220 ♪ 406 00:17:36,355 --> 00:17:39,891 ♪ 407 00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:41,159 You look cool. 408 00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:43,427 Very stylish. 409 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,329 Very you. 410 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:48,566 You don't look too bad yourself! 411 00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:52,903 ♪ 412 00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:55,372 Wait... 413 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:58,509 I have an idea. 414 00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:02,980 ♪ what if I were romeo in black jeans? ♪ 415 00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:05,383 ♪ what if I was heathcliff? 416 00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:08,219 ♪ it's no myth! 417 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:11,155 ♪ maybe she's just looking for 418 00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:13,024 Someone to dance with! ♪ 419 00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:15,693 ♪ 420 00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:20,731 I am happy to announce that we've raised 421 00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:23,600 Enough money to buy a replacement hand 422 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:26,471 For the statue of saint bonaventure! 423 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:30,140 [single person claps] 424 00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:33,044 Yes, well, move it along now. 425 00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:36,747 And now we must exorcize this spirit. 426 00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:39,283 So, without further ado, 427 00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:44,222 Please welcome the st. Bridget's nuns' choir... 428 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:47,024 And others. 429 00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:48,860 [in a whisper] mark! Mark... 430 00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:50,427 Mary: It's me! 431 00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:58,969 Choir: ♪ he'll be coming down from heaven when he comes! ♪ 432 00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:03,741 ♪ he'll be coming down from heaven when he comes! ♪ 433 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:05,609 And mary... 434 00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:10,915 Ms. Fowler: ♪ ...Be coming down from heaven, 435 00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:14,185 He'll be coming down from heaven when he comes! ♪ 436 00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:16,520 Mary: One, two, three! 437 00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:18,222 ♪ and they'll toil in fire forever when he comes! ♪ 438 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,690 [muttering angrily] 439 00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:22,159 ♪ and they'll toil in fire forever when he comes! ♪ 440 00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:24,094 Ms. Fowler: ♪ when he comes! Sister rose: No! 441 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,462 ♪ and they'll toil in fire forever... ♪ 442 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,630 Sister rose: Stop it! Stop it! 443 00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:27,732 Stop it right now! 444 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:29,233 Stop it! 445 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:31,035 ♪ ...When he comes! 446 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,171 [ms. Fowler sings high note] 447 00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:40,344 [applause and cheering] 448 00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:41,812 [inaudible] 449 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,681 Sister rose: You! 450 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:46,817 I cast you out of this choir! 451 00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:49,220 Please! 452 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,756 You take your choir... 453 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,624 And shove it up your arse! 454 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:56,093 [crowd gasps] 455 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:00,932 Sister rose: You! 456 00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:03,234 Corrupter! 457 00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:05,702 Even god gave it a rest on sundays, sister. 458 00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,104 I quit! 459 00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:08,138 The choir, not my job. 460 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:09,540 Sorry, sister. 461 00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:10,875 Mr. Chafe: [clapping] excellent job, sister! 462 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:11,876 Excellent! 463 00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:13,778 The music was fantastic, fantastic! 464 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:15,279 [applause] 465 00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:16,513 Sister rose: Yes, well, it's... 466 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:17,848 It's just as I have been... 467 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:20,117 Teaching them. 468 00:20:20,153 --> 00:20:21,552 Sometimes you... 469 00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:24,388 Have to have a little... 470 00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:26,457 Fun. 471 00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:28,592 [crowd murmuring] 472 00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:31,862 ♪ 473 00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:34,999 Adult mark: Everyone wants to be part of a group. 474 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:38,269 Even if that group is small. 475 00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:42,206 ♪ 476 00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:47,077 Adult mark: Some people want you to change to fit in. 477 00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:50,214 ♪ 478 00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:52,817 ♪ 479 00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:56,753 Adult mark: But somehow, that never seems to work. 480 00:20:56,789 --> 00:21:00,758 ♪ 481 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:04,528 ♪ 482 00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:06,563 I'll take them. 483 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,500 ♪ 484 00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,102 Adult mark: You should only ever change 485 00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:12,436 Because you want to. 486 00:21:12,571 --> 00:21:15,239 ♪ 487 00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:17,375 Middle fox: I am your father! 488 00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:19,310 [laughs] 489 00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,378 Adult mark: Your true friends will love you for who you are. 490 00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:22,980 Flaws and all. 491 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:27,251 ♪ 492 00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:31,722 ♪ 493 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:36,460 ♪ 494 00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:40,731 ♪ 495 00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:45,002 ♪ 496 00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:49,073 ♪ 497 00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:52,009 ♪