1 00:00:02,970 --> 00:00:07,373 ♪ 2 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:09,307 Adult mark: Nothing made me feel better 3 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:11,243 Than feeling sick on a school day. 4 00:00:11,245 --> 00:00:14,212 Big news for this little town... 5 00:00:14,281 --> 00:00:16,582 Tina turner is gonna pay a visit. 6 00:00:16,584 --> 00:00:19,318 Oh, give me that! 7 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:21,586 Never thought I'd get to cover a papal visit. 8 00:00:21,622 --> 00:00:24,722 You know, there's money to be made from this visit. 9 00:00:24,759 --> 00:00:26,892 Jesus, mary, and joseph. Have some respect. 10 00:00:26,961 --> 00:00:30,462 [phone ringing] 11 00:00:32,933 --> 00:00:34,266 Hello? 12 00:00:34,401 --> 00:00:35,734 Voice: [on phone] mike... 13 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:38,603 Look, I told you not to call me at home. 14 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:40,606 -Thank you, goodbye. -[hangs up phone] 15 00:00:40,608 --> 00:00:41,807 -[coughing] -telemarketer? 16 00:00:41,809 --> 00:00:42,875 Ah, yeah. 17 00:00:43,010 --> 00:00:45,210 Where's your uniform? 18 00:00:45,345 --> 00:00:47,179 I'm sick! 19 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:49,247 -I am not buyin' it. -What? 20 00:00:49,316 --> 00:00:50,849 Adult mark: I first caught the acting bug 21 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:51,750 By faking sick... 22 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:53,685 A lot. 23 00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:58,357 ♪ 24 00:00:58,359 --> 00:00:59,758 ♪ 25 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:01,559 Breathe in. 26 00:01:01,595 --> 00:01:02,828 Out. 27 00:01:02,963 --> 00:01:04,829 [coughs] 28 00:01:04,865 --> 00:01:06,965 Mary: Well? 29 00:01:07,034 --> 00:01:08,901 He's faking. 30 00:01:09,036 --> 00:01:10,636 You little shagger! 31 00:01:10,638 --> 00:01:11,904 But I'm actually sick this time! 32 00:01:12,039 --> 00:01:12,871 Get dressed! 33 00:01:12,940 --> 00:01:14,640 Adult mark: It was my own fault. 34 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:16,775 I was the boy who cried whooping cough. 35 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:19,378 Mary: Go on. 36 00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:21,246 Little faker. 37 00:01:21,381 --> 00:01:22,647 Jeez! 38 00:01:24,852 --> 00:01:27,252 Sister rose: Our school has been invited 39 00:01:27,387 --> 00:01:29,555 To send a class to see 40 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:32,924 His holiness. 41 00:01:32,993 --> 00:01:35,861 I've decided that this class is... 42 00:01:35,930 --> 00:01:37,495 The least worst. 43 00:01:37,531 --> 00:01:39,331 Congratulations. 44 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:40,866 One of you will get to do a reading 45 00:01:41,001 --> 00:01:42,734 In front of the pope himself. 46 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:44,536 And it will be televised! 47 00:01:44,671 --> 00:01:45,871 Adult mark: Television?! 48 00:01:45,873 --> 00:01:48,473 Any volunteers? 49 00:01:48,476 --> 00:01:51,343 [heavenly music] 50 00:01:51,412 --> 00:01:54,946 Lord, hear our prayer! 51 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:58,016 Unless it's for the bruins to win, am I right? 52 00:01:58,018 --> 00:01:59,284 -[audience cheering] -yeah! 53 00:01:59,419 --> 00:02:00,485 [god laughing] 54 00:02:00,488 --> 00:02:01,887 My man! 55 00:02:01,889 --> 00:02:05,824 [applause] 56 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,559 Ms. Fowler: Mark critch. 57 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:09,694 The winner by default. 58 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:14,099 Thank you, miss-- [coughing] 59 00:02:14,101 --> 00:02:16,635 Are you sick, mr. Critch? 60 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:17,969 Uh, no. [laughs nervously] 61 00:02:18,038 --> 00:02:21,907 Just gotta lay off the second-hand smokes. 62 00:02:21,909 --> 00:02:23,642 Adult mark: I had faked sick before, 63 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:25,844 But now I had to fake healthy. 64 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:27,779 [coughs quietly] 65 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:31,716 ♪ 66 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:36,788 Ahem! 67 00:02:36,857 --> 00:02:40,325 Oh, hey! There he is! 68 00:02:40,460 --> 00:02:41,560 What? 69 00:02:41,629 --> 00:02:43,462 You told me to stop calling you! 70 00:02:43,464 --> 00:02:44,529 Adult mark: Scott howell. 71 00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:46,998 Owner of rival station voaq. 72 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:48,733 His station was number one, 73 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:50,902 But first was never good enough. 74 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:52,404 Now how'd you get past gertie? 75 00:02:52,539 --> 00:02:55,908 I'm not used to hearing "no." 76 00:02:56,043 --> 00:02:58,477 What's it gonna take 77 00:02:58,479 --> 00:03:00,612 To get you to come work for me? 78 00:03:00,648 --> 00:03:02,447 I'm not a dj, mr. Howell, 79 00:03:02,449 --> 00:03:04,682 And voaq isn't exactly known for news, so... 80 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:08,820 No, no, no, we want you to bring your call-in segment to us. 81 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:11,789 And then we'll make it sexier. 82 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:14,426 I'm not "sexy," mr. Howell. 83 00:03:14,495 --> 00:03:16,027 You don't say! 84 00:03:16,063 --> 00:03:17,462 The world's goin' digital. 85 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:18,763 It's 1988. 86 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:20,565 Look at all this crap! 87 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:22,534 It's a joke! 88 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:25,036 I'm a "dance with the one who brought ya" kind of man. 89 00:03:25,072 --> 00:03:26,905 Yeah, which is why you're stuck here 90 00:03:26,974 --> 00:03:30,642 In this closet for a studio, with gum under the desk. 91 00:03:30,678 --> 00:03:32,310 I get what I want, mike. 92 00:03:35,983 --> 00:03:37,982 I even get what I don't want. 93 00:03:44,591 --> 00:03:46,325 I've got a show to do, mr. Howell, 94 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:47,726 So if you do not mind... 95 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:49,628 Hey, dad, can I show you something real quick? 96 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:50,696 Not now! 97 00:03:50,698 --> 00:03:52,331 Listen, um, mr. Howell is lost. 98 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:53,831 Could you please show him to the door? 99 00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:55,601 I've gotta get on the air. Thanks for comin' by. 100 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:56,668 Scott: Think about it! 101 00:03:56,704 --> 00:03:57,869 [sighs] 102 00:03:57,938 --> 00:04:00,005 Mr. Howell! I'm, uh, mike, junior. 103 00:04:00,074 --> 00:04:02,006 Please, no "mr. Howell"! I wear cowboy boots. 104 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:03,475 Call me scott! 105 00:04:03,477 --> 00:04:05,076 Hey, wha-- what have you got here? 106 00:04:05,145 --> 00:04:08,680 Oh, I-- just this stupid little thing I was thinkin' up, but... 107 00:04:08,716 --> 00:04:10,815 Yeah, I want to hear all about it. 108 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:12,551 -Really? -Yeah. 109 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:14,953 Okay, uh, it's a mobile broadcasting unit, 110 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,855 But it's in the shape of a giant boombox, right? 111 00:04:17,891 --> 00:04:19,691 We're gonna launch it when the pope comes. 112 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,493 That is wild! 113 00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:23,028 Far out! 114 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:25,564 Do you mind if I hold onto this, kid? 115 00:04:25,566 --> 00:04:27,032 Please, take it! Yeah, yeah. 116 00:04:27,034 --> 00:04:28,700 Thanks. 117 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:33,005 And if, uh, you ever get sick of workin' in this museum, 118 00:04:33,140 --> 00:04:35,941 Gimme a shout. 119 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:37,542 Radio's for the young, kid. 120 00:04:37,544 --> 00:04:41,713 Monogrammed. 121 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,515 Cool. 122 00:04:46,186 --> 00:04:48,086 Fox: Are you sure you're up for this? 123 00:04:48,221 --> 00:04:50,055 You can't handle gym class on the best of days. 124 00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:51,456 Oh... 125 00:04:51,492 --> 00:04:53,458 Was the sun always this bright? 126 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:54,926 Mark, if you're too sick for laps, 127 00:04:54,995 --> 00:04:56,661 You're too sick for the pope. 128 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:59,064 Oh, come on. He has to read one stupid line. 129 00:04:59,199 --> 00:05:00,732 Anyone could do that. 130 00:05:00,768 --> 00:05:02,534 I'd like to see you try. 131 00:05:02,669 --> 00:05:03,801 [coughs] 132 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:05,737 Are you sure you're okay? 133 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,672 Tina: Ew! Are you gonna hurl? 134 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:08,807 [sneezes] 135 00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:10,409 Gross. Snots. 136 00:05:10,544 --> 00:05:11,943 [whistle blows] 137 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:13,812 Mr. Byrne: Alright, listen up! 138 00:05:13,947 --> 00:05:15,880 Let's hustle! [claps hands] 139 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:16,948 Ugh... 140 00:05:17,084 --> 00:05:18,216 Ten laps! 141 00:05:18,252 --> 00:05:19,217 [everyone sighs] 142 00:05:19,286 --> 00:05:22,154 Today, people! 143 00:05:22,289 --> 00:05:25,090 Come on, critch! 144 00:05:25,092 --> 00:05:26,625 Come on, come on! 145 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:28,760 C'mon, lift those legs, lift those legs! 146 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:30,128 In through the nose... [inhales] 147 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:31,163 Exhale. [exhales] 148 00:05:31,298 --> 00:05:32,931 In... [inhales] 149 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,232 Mark: Oh... 150 00:05:34,301 --> 00:05:35,500 Middle fox: [laughs] 151 00:05:35,635 --> 00:05:37,969 Critches get stitches! 152 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:40,171 Adult mark: My own doctor had labelled me a liar. 153 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:41,940 So I sought out a second opinion. 154 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:44,042 Asthma, epilepsy... 155 00:05:44,111 --> 00:05:45,143 Gout? 156 00:05:45,212 --> 00:05:46,912 That's a self-diagnosis. 157 00:05:46,914 --> 00:05:48,646 It explains my grade in gym. 158 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:50,815 Where are your parents? 159 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:53,585 My family doctor says I'm a hypochondriac, 160 00:05:53,587 --> 00:05:54,786 Which sickens me. 161 00:05:54,822 --> 00:05:56,755 Stop talking. Just cough. 162 00:05:56,757 --> 00:05:59,057 [coughs] 163 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:00,725 Hm. Breathe? 164 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:03,128 -[breathes in shakily] -mm. 165 00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:04,662 Give it to me straight, doc. 166 00:06:04,732 --> 00:06:06,097 Well, you're most certainly not faking. 167 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:07,632 You have bronchitis. 168 00:06:07,634 --> 00:06:08,767 Would you like a note for school? 169 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:10,268 No! 170 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:12,070 I just need something to get me through the week. 171 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:13,805 You know, b-12 shot? 172 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:15,073 Morphine? 173 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,242 How about some cough syrup? 174 00:06:17,244 --> 00:06:18,843 Oh... 175 00:06:24,017 --> 00:06:25,817 Mary: I just got a phone call. 176 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:28,920 Who the frig is dr. Lee? 177 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:30,889 He's my personal physician. 178 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,757 It's private. 179 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:34,693 Get in bed! 180 00:06:34,695 --> 00:06:37,895 ♪ 181 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,267 Adult mark: The big day! 182 00:06:42,336 --> 00:06:44,102 My tv debut. 183 00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:46,938 But first, a performance for a smaller audience. 184 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:49,240 [hoarsely] woke up feeling like a new man! 185 00:06:49,309 --> 00:06:50,975 No. You're staying home. 186 00:06:51,110 --> 00:06:53,712 But I have a duty to a higher power! 187 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:54,979 Mike? 188 00:06:55,015 --> 00:06:56,314 -Listen to your mother. -[phone ringing] 189 00:06:56,350 --> 00:06:58,183 Mary: I already called the school to let them know 190 00:06:58,252 --> 00:06:59,183 You're not doing your reading. 191 00:06:59,219 --> 00:07:01,319 What?! [coughing] 192 00:07:01,388 --> 00:07:03,722 -But I'm fine! -[phone ringing] 193 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:04,989 Mike sr: Would somebody get that? 194 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:06,057 Mike jr: Yeah, got it! 195 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:08,393 Yeah, me and the b'ys, we're selling pope crap 196 00:07:08,395 --> 00:07:09,928 To raise money for our bar. 197 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:11,730 What do you think? 198 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:13,165 What is that? 199 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:14,633 Pop: "pope on a rope"! 200 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:16,201 How much would you pay for this? 201 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:18,370 That is my good avon soap! 202 00:07:18,372 --> 00:07:20,672 No, it's not! It just looks like it. 203 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:23,275 Anyway, I've got two dozen more setting over here. 204 00:07:23,277 --> 00:07:24,609 Mark: Ah, yes, I'll help-- 205 00:07:24,744 --> 00:07:26,811 You are gonna sit on the couch and watch tv. 206 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,146 You're gettin' on my last nerve! 207 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:29,247 Mark: Ohhh! 208 00:07:29,316 --> 00:07:31,148 All the times I pray to be sick! 209 00:07:31,185 --> 00:07:32,350 What kind of god is this? 210 00:07:32,386 --> 00:07:34,619 Mary: Get! 211 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:36,020 Mike jr: Yes, sir. 212 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:38,189 Thank you, sir! 213 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:39,824 [hangs up phone] 214 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:41,993 That was scott howell. 215 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:44,596 He just offered me a job at voaq radio. 216 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:45,697 [sighs] 217 00:07:45,766 --> 00:07:48,299 He's only hiring you to get at me! 218 00:07:48,368 --> 00:07:50,368 Or, you know, maybe he thinks I'm good? 219 00:07:50,404 --> 00:07:52,437 No, that's not it! 220 00:07:52,439 --> 00:07:55,706 I turned him down. 221 00:07:55,742 --> 00:07:57,242 I'm taking the job. 222 00:07:57,244 --> 00:07:59,978 ♪ 223 00:08:03,417 --> 00:08:06,985 Mark is off sick so we will have to select another student. 224 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,687 Sister rose: Perhaps I should have chosen 225 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,922 Sister maura's class. 226 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:15,927 Maybe this illness is a sign of god's disapproval. 227 00:08:16,062 --> 00:08:19,598 Fox: But, sister, didn't jesus say something about 228 00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:23,701 Not throwing stones...? 229 00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:25,169 You're right. 230 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:27,472 God loves redemption. 231 00:08:27,474 --> 00:08:30,742 You can redeem yourself by doing the reading for the pope. 232 00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:32,110 -Ms. Fowler: Pardon? -Fox: What? 233 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:33,678 Good luck, ms. Fowler. 234 00:08:33,813 --> 00:08:37,215 I'm sure fox will make you proud. 235 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:38,783 Middle fox: [laughs] 236 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:40,352 Tv: This was the scene earlier... 237 00:08:40,487 --> 00:08:42,253 Mark: My big break! 238 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:43,622 Millions watching! 239 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:45,023 The adrenaline would get me through! 240 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,358 Maybe I can still make it! 241 00:08:46,493 --> 00:08:48,893 You're not getting off this couch until you feel better. 242 00:08:48,896 --> 00:08:51,195 [coughing] 243 00:08:51,265 --> 00:08:52,964 Oh... 244 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:56,167 Asthma, epilepsy, bronchitis... 245 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:57,702 Sin. 246 00:08:57,837 --> 00:09:00,271 You never had a chance. 247 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:03,308 Tv: The pope's schedule is packed with stops 248 00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:04,642 Along the newfoundland shore. 249 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:07,178 Adult mark: There was still a way to get to the pope. 250 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:08,780 A very catholic way... 251 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:09,914 Guilt. 252 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:11,783 [coughs] 253 00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:13,652 You're right! 254 00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:17,122 I wish I was there to be blessed. 255 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:20,925 Tv: A blessing could mean a miracle cure. 256 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,127 I might have a chance then. [coughs] 257 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:26,264 Tv: In search of hope and healing, 258 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,466 A record crowd has gathered to see-- 259 00:09:28,535 --> 00:09:30,001 Get in the car. 260 00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:31,970 -Oh, yes! -What? 261 00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:34,339 I just... Hope this works. 262 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:36,173 [coughs] yeah. 263 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:42,614 Adult mark: Pop and his buddies turned the papal visit 264 00:09:42,616 --> 00:09:44,081 Into a mini las vegas! 265 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:46,217 Father handrigan: Four quarters holding up the wheel! 266 00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:48,486 Anybody, four quarters? Come get your tickets! 267 00:09:48,522 --> 00:09:53,758 See, state of the art! Everything in here is digital. 268 00:09:53,893 --> 00:09:56,828 Bet you never seen anything like this at vocm. 269 00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:59,864 No. No, nothin'! 270 00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:02,300 Wait, no, the super roving radio looks pretty cool, right? 271 00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:03,401 Scott: Ah... 272 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:05,236 Mike sr: And here we are, pope-side, 273 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,304 Here at what is quickly becoming quite the event... 274 00:10:07,341 --> 00:10:09,440 Yeah, it's not as cool as ours, though! 275 00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:12,510 [electric guitar playing] 276 00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:14,312 Maybe I shouldn't have showed you their design. 277 00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:16,715 Poppycock! 278 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:19,484 Here, I have something for ya. 279 00:10:19,553 --> 00:10:21,352 Look at this bad boy. 280 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:26,324 -Oh, come on! -Yeah. 281 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:27,992 Mike sr: Good god! 282 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:29,794 He's wearing enemy colours! 283 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:32,863 [ominous rock sting] 284 00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:37,936 I can't do this! It's stupid. 285 00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:39,137 There's too many people. 286 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:40,538 Ritche: You're just nervous. 287 00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:42,907 Whenever I'm scared of public speaking, 288 00:10:42,909 --> 00:10:45,577 I picture the audience in their underwear. 289 00:10:45,579 --> 00:10:48,813 Just picture the pope in his underwear. 290 00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:50,881 Ew, gross! 291 00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:52,217 Ugh! 292 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:54,485 No help. 293 00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:02,560 Quick blessing, straight back to bed. 294 00:11:02,596 --> 00:11:05,162 Just know, it's not your fault that I'm weak. 295 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:06,964 It's just bad genes. 296 00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:09,000 I made ya! Whose fault is it, then, hm? 297 00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:10,168 Dad's. 298 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:11,969 Oof, I'd say, yeah. 299 00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:12,971 [turns on radio] 300 00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:15,239 Mike sr: [radio] we go now live to flatrock, 301 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:17,375 Where the pope is about to bless the fishing fleet. 302 00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:23,114 Let's listen in... 303 00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:27,218 Pope: [radio] the joyful event that unites us is the blessing 304 00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:30,522 Of the fishing fleet here at flatrock. 305 00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:33,992 That jesus called simon, peter... 306 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:38,663 Why don't we show your old man what you're made out of, huh? 307 00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:40,397 Hey... 308 00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:42,267 Scram. 309 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,002 Yeah. 310 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:47,071 She's all yours. 311 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:49,207 Sailor: [on news] thank you, holy father. 312 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,609 On behalf of all the fishermen, 313 00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:53,878 We also wish you a blessed and safe journey. 314 00:11:54,013 --> 00:11:55,446 Over. 315 00:11:55,449 --> 00:11:57,515 And the pope has blessed the newfoundland fishing fleet. 316 00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,917 Mike jr: You're listening to voaq radio. 317 00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:03,554 Call in for your chance to win vip tickets to pope on the rock! 318 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:05,090 That little judas! 319 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,158 Mike jr: Call in to our request line 320 00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:09,894 And tell us your biggest sin to win! 321 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:12,464 Dick, turn up our volume. 322 00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:15,500 -Are you sure? -Just do it! 323 00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:17,568 [music turns up] 324 00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:21,505 ♪ if you're a part of the wide world of vocm... ♪ 325 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:24,575 Stand up straight. Stand up. 326 00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:26,377 Come on, stand straight. Do up that button. 327 00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:28,646 Zipper! 328 00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:31,049 Has anyone seen fox? 329 00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:32,417 Um... 330 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,719 I think she may have pipped off? 331 00:12:34,721 --> 00:12:36,287 Pipped off?! 332 00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:38,456 Oh, typical. 333 00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:41,258 [exhales] 334 00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:43,060 Mike sr: [radio] motorists should be warned 335 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:48,232 The pope is leaving the area, so all roads are now closed. 336 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:49,934 Act like you're having an asthma attack! 337 00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,135 What, why? 338 00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:52,337 You've been faking sick your whole life! 339 00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:53,705 Do it! 340 00:12:53,707 --> 00:12:55,673 Adult mark: It was time to use my faking superpower 341 00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:56,641 For good. 342 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,142 Road's closed. 343 00:12:58,145 --> 00:12:59,377 Mark: [gasping] 344 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,145 Can't... Breathe... 345 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:04,148 [gasping] is this... The light? 346 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,951 Can you see that my son is having an asthma attack? 347 00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:11,622 So help me, if my little boy dies in this car, you're next! 348 00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,992 We're gonna let her through! 349 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,294 ["all I need is a miracle" by mike & the mechanics playing] 350 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,662 Go on, let her through! Let her through! 351 00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:19,297 ♪ all I need is a miracle ♪ 352 00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,098 Officer: Gordie, get her an escort, would ya? 353 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,101 ♪ all I need is you ♪ 354 00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,569 Let's go, get her through! 355 00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:27,238 ♪ all I need is a miracle ♪ 356 00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:29,040 ♪ all I need is you ♪ 357 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:31,642 [siren wailing] 358 00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:34,579 ♪ all I need is a miracle... ♪ 359 00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:37,248 Adult mark: We followed the pope like pilgrims. 360 00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:40,752 Not since the virgin mary was there such a dedicated mom. 361 00:13:40,754 --> 00:13:42,987 And once we cleared the barricade, 362 00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:46,523 Mom ditched our police escort like a bad habit. 363 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:49,060 [laughs] 364 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:51,029 [coughs] 365 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,397 Excellent work. 366 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,399 Adult mark: Who needed faith in god? 367 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:59,137 I had faith in mom. 368 00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:00,438 Pop: Beautiful stuff. 369 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,006 Yeah, beautiful. 370 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:04,275 So, souvenirs! Souvenirs here! 371 00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:07,345 Come get your john paul ii souvenirs! 372 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:08,646 Great, great. 373 00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:11,082 Oh! Oh, here. 374 00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:14,485 Pope: ...Man and woman who are... 375 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,754 Oh, bless this, father. 376 00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:18,155 Oh yeah, here. 377 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,490 Get that water. Bless it there. 378 00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:20,591 Get it in there. 379 00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,360 Beautiful. 380 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:26,231 Pope: ...Love and protect those who use them. 381 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,633 Rosaries! Rosaries for sale! 382 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:31,302 Blessed by the holiness himself! 383 00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:34,372 And holy, holy, holy water! 384 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:37,308 It's so holy you can practically walk on it! 385 00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:39,243 Pop: Come on, now! There you go! 386 00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:41,346 Yes, please! Very good choice. 387 00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:43,781 Very good choice. Yeah, beautiful. 388 00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:46,183 Thank you, thank you. Thank you, that's perfect. 389 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,252 Well, this is [inaudible]... 390 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,122 ♪ 391 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:55,727 ♪ 392 00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:57,195 Ritche: Where are you going? 393 00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:59,130 That nun set me up! 394 00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:02,333 There will literally be people in poland calling me a nimrod! 395 00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:04,335 If you don't do it, 396 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:07,739 You'll be proving everyone who says you can't right. 397 00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:10,675 You got this. 398 00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:14,545 If this sucks, you're dead, okay? 399 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:17,081 Yeah. I know. 400 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:22,620 Pop: Souvenirs! 401 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,288 John paul ii souvenirs! 402 00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:26,157 Come get your souvenirs! 403 00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:28,292 -Oh, oh. -Excuse me. 404 00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:32,830 Sorry, father. 405 00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:35,766 I'll take two rosaries and a "pope on a rope." 406 00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:38,303 Oh! What a good choice, father. 407 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,171 Well, here, take these rosaries. 408 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:41,606 There we are for you. 409 00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:43,307 And there's the pope on a rope. 410 00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:44,375 Beautiful. 411 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,110 Happy scrubbing, father. 412 00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:48,312 Thank you. Special rate for the clergy. 413 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:51,182 [chuckles] thank you. 414 00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:52,550 Thank you. 415 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,485 Tv: And now a reading from a local student 416 00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:56,620 From st. Bridget's school. 417 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,726 Adult mark: And there he was. 418 00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,661 The catholic elvis! 419 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:06,430 I was seconds away from international fame! 420 00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,299 This is it! 421 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:11,869 A reading from the book of matthew. 422 00:16:11,905 --> 00:16:13,804 I'm too late! 423 00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:15,906 And jesus said to them, 424 00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:20,812 "follow me and I will make you become fishers of men." 425 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:23,348 Audience: Amen. [applause] 426 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,349 Adult mark: I may have missed my chance, 427 00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:28,886 But watching fox, I wouldn't want it any other way. 428 00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:31,355 -[applause] -ritche: Yeah! 429 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:33,424 Mike sr: [radio] and that was a reading from a student 430 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,626 At st. Bridget's. My son mark goes there... 431 00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:37,762 I'm sorry you didn't get to go up. 432 00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:39,497 Mike sr: [radio] luckily, we'll be broadcasting 433 00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:40,765 Right up to the minute... 434 00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:43,234 It's okay. 435 00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:46,437 This is even better. 436 00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:48,772 It's more about the journey, ya know? 437 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:52,777 [radio playing in the background] 438 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,378 Mike sr: [radio] mike critch, reporting live 439 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:58,349 From the tailgate party. 440 00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,884 All hands are listening to ye crowd. 441 00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:01,452 Way to go, young fella. 442 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,320 Thanks, dick. 443 00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:07,625 Hey, did my dad say anything? 444 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,627 Look, his heart might be broke right now, 445 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,195 But he'll get over it. 446 00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:12,463 Broke? 447 00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:15,299 I get it. You do what you gotta do! 448 00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:18,136 But... By the way, 449 00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,571 Would you give my resume to scott? 450 00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:23,741 Us young fellas got to stick together now. 451 00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:24,776 Yeah. 452 00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:26,677 I better get back to the booth 453 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,312 Before your dad realizes I'm gone. 454 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:29,580 Scott! 455 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,282 Mike sr: [radio] we're expecting to see the weather 456 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:32,316 Turn to rain showers soon, 457 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,685 So if you're out to have a gawk at the pope, 458 00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:36,954 Make sure you bring an umbrella or a rain hat! 459 00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:40,224 The pontiff is expected to leave newfoundland around 7 pm, 460 00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:42,460 Making a quick stop in toronto before heading home 461 00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:44,295 To vatican city to put his feet up. 462 00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:45,763 We can go home. 463 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:48,466 Aw. 464 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:49,567 [loud feedback] 465 00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:53,771 Jesus christ! 466 00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,573 ...Is, uh, certainly a newfoundlander today. 467 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:59,243 After all, he was a... Fisherman. 468 00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:03,414 Dick: And a good fisherman at that, mike! 469 00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,415 You're listening to vocm. 470 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:07,784 With live coverage as the pope makes his final journey 471 00:18:07,821 --> 00:18:10,288 Back to the airport, then home. 472 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,857 Oh, that pope gets around worse than mary packin' magdalene! 473 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:14,792 Adult mark: The pope was done with newfoundland, 474 00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:16,594 But mom was not done with the pope. 475 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:17,795 Mark: Aah! 476 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,930 Mary: Hold on, we're not through with this yet, by jesus! 477 00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,933 That was a pretty good first day of radio, son. 478 00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:24,001 -Oh! Thanks, man. -Yeah. 479 00:18:24,037 --> 00:18:25,937 So, what time tomorrow? 480 00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:27,271 Oh... Yeah! 481 00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:30,541 See, I don't know if we have any slots open for you right now, 482 00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:32,710 But we'll-- we'll find something down the line. 483 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:35,012 Hey, scott, thank you very much for the opportunity. 484 00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:36,214 Uh-huh. 485 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:38,516 Mike jr: But you were just using me to get to my dad. 486 00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:39,516 So, I quit. 487 00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:40,551 What?! You-- 488 00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:42,853 You can't qui-- you can't go back to vocm! 489 00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:45,356 They're a bunch of losers! 490 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:48,292 Ah... That's weird. I guess I am too, then. 491 00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:50,427 -Alright. -Well, you-- you can't quit, 492 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:53,864 Because I fire you! You're fired. 493 00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:55,900 Okay. 494 00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:58,469 By the way, there's been three minutes of dead air 495 00:18:58,471 --> 00:18:59,369 On your station. 496 00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:02,573 Yeah, I-I turned it off when I quit, so... 497 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,708 What...? You can't do that in radio! 498 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,344 -Yeah. -You have no respect! 499 00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:07,578 Mike jr: I'm still learning. 500 00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:09,780 -You son of a-- -critch? 501 00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:12,783 Scott: You have no respect for radio! 502 00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:14,519 ♪ 503 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:15,987 Mike sr: [tv] breaking pope news! 504 00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:19,323 A slight diversion for the pope on his way to the airport. 505 00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:21,959 A group of polish fishermen are in port. 506 00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:23,928 They'd hoped to meet his holiness. 507 00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:26,264 He is the first polish pope, 508 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,465 And it seems the holy father will stop 509 00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:30,468 To offer the fishermen a blessing on his way... 510 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:33,003 Adult mark: Mom had brought me to half the doctors in town, 511 00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:36,974 So why not try a faith healer? 512 00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:40,044 -[brakes screech] -mary: Gotcha, ha! 513 00:19:40,113 --> 00:19:42,947 Adult mark: What mother could resist a miracle cure? 514 00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:44,882 Mary: Come on, sweetheart, let's go! 515 00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,350 Excuse me, get out of the way! 516 00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:50,687 Deathly ill child coming through! 517 00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:51,689 Bless my son. 518 00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:54,058 Bless my son for the asthma. 519 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,627 And for the epilepsy. 520 00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:59,830 Oh, thank your holiness. 521 00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,498 Come on. 522 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,434 Let's get you back in the car before you catch 523 00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:04,835 Your death again. Excuse me. 524 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:06,770 Adult mark: Turns out there are many ways 525 00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:07,905 To say "I love you." 526 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,507 Sometimes it's how far a person will go for you. 527 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,509 Mike sr: [radio] and now newfoundland bids 528 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:15,346 A fond farewell to pope john paul ii. 529 00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:16,513 Adult mark: And sometimes... 530 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,650 It's where they're willing to meet you . 531 00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:23,854 ♪ 532 00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:27,325 I know I got a lot to learn. 533 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,993 I could learn a bit from you too. 534 00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:33,430 You did a great job today. 535 00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:37,134 ♪ 536 00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:39,470 ♪ 537 00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:41,505 Come on. 538 00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:50,348 Tv: Newfoundlanders will remember this special visit 539 00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:52,783 For years to come. 540 00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,585 Pop: Woo! Over 800! 541 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,020 We've got enough for the bar! 542 00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:59,623 That is indeed a miracle! [chuckles] 543 00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:01,892 [coughs] oh, dear. 544 00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:03,861 Maybe we should have got one more blessing. 545 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:04,995 Mary: Oh... 546 00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:08,699 My biggest blessing is right here. 547 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,768 [coughing] 548 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,436 [coughing] 549 00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:14,572 Mary... I'm sick. 550 00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:17,574 Jesus murphy! 551 00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:20,778 [all coughing] 552 00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:23,047 -Mary! -Tea? 553 00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:26,783 ♪ 554 00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:30,588 ♪ 555 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:35,660 ♪ 556 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:41,399 ♪ 557 00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:45,002 ♪ 558 00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:50,040 ♪