1 00:00:03,838 --> 00:00:04,970 Adult mark: We lived on the outskirts of town. 2 00:00:05,039 --> 00:00:08,173 But as time marched on, the city drew ever closer, 3 00:00:08,209 --> 00:00:13,245 And soon, the edges became the middle. 4 00:00:13,247 --> 00:00:15,781 Mary: What a goin's on! [huffs] 5 00:00:15,850 --> 00:00:19,118 Hey, mr. Mayor, you're standing in my blueberry bushes! 6 00:00:19,253 --> 00:00:21,453 Mark: This is amazing! [laughs nervously] 7 00:00:21,588 --> 00:00:23,789 Mike critch, live in vocm valley 8 00:00:23,858 --> 00:00:25,657 Where an enormous crowd has gathered 9 00:00:25,726 --> 00:00:27,659 To watch the ground-breaking ceremony 10 00:00:27,728 --> 00:00:30,462 Of st. John's' second drive-thru restaurant. 11 00:00:30,597 --> 00:00:33,665 Wow, what an enormous crowd! 12 00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:35,534 Mark: Is he talking about us? 13 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:37,669 Pop: Hm, should be your father holding the shovel. 14 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:39,471 What a load a' crap. 15 00:00:39,606 --> 00:00:40,538 Ooh... 16 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:42,674 Oh, hey, a coupon! Yes! 17 00:00:42,743 --> 00:00:46,745 Mike sr: And now, some comments from vocm's owner, mr. Murphy, 18 00:00:46,747 --> 00:00:49,848 On whose land the development will stand. 19 00:00:51,752 --> 00:00:56,288 Today newfoundland boldly steps into the future! 20 00:00:56,290 --> 00:00:59,691 Busy highway drivers will no longer have to 21 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:02,661 Get out of their cars to get something to eat. 22 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:05,097 Pop: What, can't get out of your car to eat? 23 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:08,900 What next, drive-thru toilets? 24 00:01:08,936 --> 00:01:10,936 [scattered applause] 25 00:01:10,938 --> 00:01:11,870 Mark: It's next door! 26 00:01:12,973 --> 00:01:14,172 I'll practically be able to order from my bed! 27 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:17,942 -The road goes right through our house! 28 00:01:17,944 --> 00:01:19,043 It barely nudges it. 29 00:01:19,180 --> 00:01:20,279 -What? -Nudges? 30 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:22,647 Mike jr: Oh, this is the best day of my life. 31 00:01:22,716 --> 00:01:23,515 -Oh, mike! 32 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:25,851 They are paving my berry-picking spot! 33 00:01:25,986 --> 00:01:28,253 Pop: You're lucky he's not gonna knock the house down. 34 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:28,954 It's his land! 35 00:01:29,957 --> 00:01:31,055 Don't worry, mr. Murphy assures me 36 00:01:31,092 --> 00:01:33,525 That there'll be no disruption whatsoever. 37 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:36,995 -[engine starts] -man: Alright! 38 00:01:43,137 --> 00:01:45,871 -[loud clanking] -oh! 39 00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:48,674 [vehicle beeping] 40 00:01:48,809 --> 00:01:50,208 [loud engine] 41 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:54,279 ♪ 42 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:58,583 [school bell rings] 43 00:01:58,652 --> 00:02:00,819 Adult mark: That year, everything was looking up. 44 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:03,087 Literally! To the sky. 45 00:02:03,124 --> 00:02:06,024 This week will see the return of halley's comet. 46 00:02:06,093 --> 00:02:10,229 It only passes the earth once every 75 years. 47 00:02:10,364 --> 00:02:12,797 Adult mark: I was always fascinated with the stars, 48 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:15,767 Both celestial and hollywood. 49 00:02:15,836 --> 00:02:18,269 Does anyone know what a perihelion is? 50 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:23,575 Well, it's the closest the comet will come to the sun. 51 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:27,045 It won't be this close again until 2061! 52 00:02:27,114 --> 00:02:28,780 I'll be 87! 53 00:02:28,916 --> 00:02:30,916 And you'll be dead, miss. 54 00:02:30,985 --> 00:02:32,317 Thank you, fox. 55 00:02:32,353 --> 00:02:34,186 You're all going to write an essay 56 00:02:34,188 --> 00:02:35,720 About halley's comet. 57 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:37,255 [students groan] 58 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:39,491 Who cares about space snots? 59 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:42,194 You know, some astronomers think that the star of bethlehem 60 00:02:42,196 --> 00:02:43,027 Was a comet! 61 00:02:44,064 --> 00:02:45,330 Sister rose: It most certainly was not! 62 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:48,734 I will not stand by while you indoctrinate these children 63 00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:50,202 Into your religious heresy! 64 00:02:50,204 --> 00:02:52,136 -Sister, a scientific explanation-- 65 00:02:52,173 --> 00:02:56,608 -A comet, children, did not predict the birth of christ, 66 00:02:56,743 --> 00:03:01,079 But it will predict the end of the world. 67 00:03:01,148 --> 00:03:04,082 "the third angel sounded his trumpet, 68 00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:06,952 "and a great star, blazing like a torch, 69 00:03:07,021 --> 00:03:09,221 "fell from the sky... 70 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:12,691 "and many people died." 71 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:15,694 Revelations 8:10. 72 00:03:15,763 --> 00:03:17,829 Adult mark: This was not what they meant by 73 00:03:17,898 --> 00:03:19,965 "when you wish upon a star." 74 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:23,168 [ominous music] 75 00:03:23,170 --> 00:03:24,836 Reporter: [tv] for the past two weeks... 76 00:03:24,838 --> 00:03:27,305 Adult mark: Our family library was limited. 77 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:29,975 Reporter: [tv] ...Outside the confederation building. 78 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:31,776 Mark: Comets. 79 00:03:31,845 --> 00:03:33,845 Halley's comet... 80 00:03:33,914 --> 00:03:36,047 Listing under "h." 81 00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:38,183 H, h... 82 00:03:38,252 --> 00:03:39,451 Aw! 83 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:42,187 Adult mark: My folks got a new volume of the encyclopedia 84 00:03:42,322 --> 00:03:43,721 Free with their groceries, 85 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:46,124 But you had to start paying after "c." 86 00:03:46,126 --> 00:03:48,727 Dad, can I buy a book at the book fair tomorrow? 87 00:03:48,796 --> 00:03:50,729 Mike sr: What's wrong with the books we have? 88 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:51,929 Three encyclopedias and the bible. 89 00:03:51,966 --> 00:03:55,066 You can't have read all those. 90 00:03:55,202 --> 00:03:57,202 Halley's comet will be passing over newfoundland this week 91 00:03:57,271 --> 00:03:59,704 For the first time in 75 years. 92 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:02,074 I-I need to hear this! 93 00:04:02,076 --> 00:04:03,875 Weatherman: ...The most famous comet in history! 94 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:04,876 And it is characterized by... 95 00:04:06,146 --> 00:04:07,412 Good god! Is that safe? Sparks might hit the roof. 96 00:04:07,481 --> 00:04:08,614 Mark: Shh! 97 00:04:10,017 --> 00:04:11,849 Weatherman: So head outside about three hours before sunrise 98 00:04:11,885 --> 00:04:13,018 And you'll see halley's comet. 99 00:04:13,087 --> 00:04:14,019 So keep looking up! 100 00:04:15,189 --> 00:04:16,087 Adult mark: This was once in a lifetime. 101 00:04:16,223 --> 00:04:18,423 I saw it the last time. 102 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:20,291 Big fuzzy snowball. 103 00:04:20,327 --> 00:04:21,359 Garbage! 104 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:22,760 Adult mark: Twice for some. 105 00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:24,997 A comet killed the dinosaurs, pop! 106 00:04:25,132 --> 00:04:26,398 Mike sr: Hm. 107 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:27,899 Well, you must be terrified, then. 108 00:04:27,968 --> 00:04:29,301 Reporter: [tv] tempers flared today 109 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:30,902 At the nuclear disarmament summit. 110 00:04:30,971 --> 00:04:33,204 Russian president mikhail gorbachev is demanding 111 00:04:33,274 --> 00:04:36,107 A total ban on nuclear weapons in space, 112 00:04:36,143 --> 00:04:38,243 But us president ronald reagan says 113 00:04:38,245 --> 00:04:41,580 He will not back down on his "star wars" project. 114 00:04:41,582 --> 00:04:42,781 Pop: A comet hitting the house, 115 00:04:42,850 --> 00:04:44,249 That's the least of your worries. 116 00:04:44,251 --> 00:04:47,452 That yankee cowboy is gonna get us all blown up! 117 00:04:47,488 --> 00:04:49,187 Reporter: [tv] in an address to the nation, 118 00:04:49,256 --> 00:04:50,255 Reagan had this to say. 119 00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:53,792 So, here we sit, with thousands of nuclear warheads 120 00:04:53,861 --> 00:04:55,327 Targeted on each other, 121 00:04:55,329 --> 00:04:58,497 And capable of wiping out both our countries. 122 00:04:58,499 --> 00:05:01,066 Adult mark: Only one thing could take a grade-eight boy's 123 00:05:01,135 --> 00:05:04,336 Mind off the end of the world... 124 00:05:04,338 --> 00:05:06,304 The scholastic book fair! 125 00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:08,940 Once a year, a travelling book fair would show up 126 00:05:08,942 --> 00:05:10,808 To trick us into paying to read! 127 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:12,944 There's a skateboard book! What are you getting? 128 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:14,946 Halley's comet, with the free poster! 129 00:05:15,015 --> 00:05:16,081 How about you, fox? 130 00:05:16,150 --> 00:05:18,350 Sweet valley high? Baby-sitters club? 131 00:05:18,352 --> 00:05:21,286 -Bruno and boots? -I don't care. 132 00:05:21,421 --> 00:05:23,488 Door's open! 133 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:26,791 Adult mark: It was every kid for themselves! 134 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:28,960 The boys fought over the hockey books... 135 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:31,896 While the girls raced to get sweet valley high, 136 00:05:32,031 --> 00:05:34,366 Leaving my path clear. 137 00:05:34,368 --> 00:05:38,369 ♪ 138 00:05:38,405 --> 00:05:40,505 Mark: Just this. Thank you. 139 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:42,640 Got it! 140 00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:45,310 Can you believe nobody else wanted this? 141 00:05:45,312 --> 00:05:46,844 Yes. 142 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,046 That's mine! 143 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:49,046 Mine now! 144 00:05:49,083 --> 00:05:50,448 Give it back! 145 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:53,118 -You do realize you both live in the same house, right? 146 00:05:53,253 --> 00:05:54,853 -Pfft, yeah, not for long. 147 00:05:54,922 --> 00:05:56,521 Frig off! 148 00:05:58,092 --> 00:05:59,958 What... 149 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:02,761 -Got it! -Congrats! 150 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:07,799 Do I got something on belonged to you? 151 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:09,367 Where'd you get your ears pierced? 152 00:06:09,403 --> 00:06:10,368 What's it to ya? 153 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:13,271 The guys I skateboard with have theirs pierced... 154 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:15,072 But my parents won't let me. 155 00:06:15,109 --> 00:06:19,010 Even if you recover from the probable infection, 156 00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:21,212 You'll never survive the inevitable fallout 157 00:06:21,248 --> 00:06:22,547 In the school yard. 158 00:06:22,616 --> 00:06:24,816 An earring won't kill him, wuss. 159 00:06:24,951 --> 00:06:27,519 You need to go find a book on van gogh. 160 00:06:27,654 --> 00:06:29,154 Adult mark: I had other interests. 161 00:06:29,289 --> 00:06:31,156 Halley's comet was a thing of science, 162 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:34,025 Not some harbinger of doom. 163 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:35,293 [bell rings] 164 00:06:35,429 --> 00:06:36,628 Fox: Fire! 165 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:38,563 -Kid: Come on, we gotta go! -Mark: Uh-- 166 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:41,233 Adult mark: Okay, maybe a little doom. 167 00:06:41,235 --> 00:06:46,037 [bell ringing] 168 00:06:48,142 --> 00:06:49,974 -[bell stops] -eight minutes! 169 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:52,109 Six minutes too long. 170 00:06:52,146 --> 00:06:55,046 If this had been a real fire, you'd have all burned 171 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:58,049 Like blasphemers in hell! 172 00:07:02,456 --> 00:07:05,423 What did your brother mean, "not for long"? 173 00:07:05,459 --> 00:07:07,225 Our poppy died. 174 00:07:07,261 --> 00:07:08,827 Oh, god. I'm so sorry--- 175 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:11,029 Don't care. I never knew him. 176 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:15,867 But he left my dad his house and now he wants us to move. 177 00:07:16,002 --> 00:07:18,537 That's great! You hate living in the blocks. 178 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:20,839 His house is up in cape broyle, dumb-ass. 179 00:07:20,974 --> 00:07:22,940 It's like... An hour away. 180 00:07:22,976 --> 00:07:25,276 I won't see my mom. 181 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:27,679 Or you. 182 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:29,147 [whistle blows] 183 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:32,216 Sister rose: Back inside! Everyone! 184 00:07:32,252 --> 00:07:36,254 Adult mark: Maybe the world really was ending. 185 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:40,825 [sombre music] 186 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:46,097 ["berry picking time" playing on radio] 187 00:07:46,099 --> 00:07:48,300 ♪ we were picking berries at old aunt mary's ♪ 188 00:07:48,435 --> 00:07:51,503 ♪ when I picked a blushing bride ♪ 189 00:07:51,505 --> 00:07:52,203 Hm... 190 00:07:53,373 --> 00:07:54,506 ♪ by your kisses I knew you'd picked me ♪ 191 00:07:54,508 --> 00:07:57,709 ♪ and I'd picked you at berry picking time ♪ 192 00:07:57,711 --> 00:07:59,311 Ooh! Ooh, that's hot! 193 00:07:59,446 --> 00:08:01,112 Let it cool! 194 00:08:01,114 --> 00:08:02,947 Here. 195 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:05,583 Hey, it's been a while since you made blueberry muffins. 196 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:07,986 Well, these are the last muffins I'll ever make. 197 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:10,188 No blueberries for us. 198 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:12,090 Mom, come on. It's a drive-thru! 199 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:14,593 There are plenty of other places to pick blueberries. 200 00:08:14,595 --> 00:08:16,161 It's the memories! 201 00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:18,263 Adult mark: Some families went to disneyland. 202 00:08:18,398 --> 00:08:20,198 We went "up behind the house." 203 00:08:20,267 --> 00:08:21,432 Pop: Haven't you got enough? 204 00:08:21,502 --> 00:08:23,467 -[chuckles] -mark! 205 00:08:23,504 --> 00:08:26,204 Come put some sunscreen on my feet! 206 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,639 -Mike sr: Mark! -Mary: Yuck. 207 00:08:27,774 --> 00:08:28,540 Come on! 208 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:29,674 Adult mark: We all hated it. 209 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:30,608 Aw! 210 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:32,109 We had such lovely times. 211 00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:34,079 Adult mark: Well, almost all. 212 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:36,681 Come on, it'll be alright. 213 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,516 Nothing's gonna change. 214 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:39,317 Oh, sure! 215 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:41,486 -[engine starts] -man: Back 'er up! 216 00:08:41,555 --> 00:08:43,388 -Keep going! -[vehicle beeping] 217 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:44,989 -Mary: Oh! -[dishes crashing] 218 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,924 -Man: Whoa! -Mary: [sighs] 219 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:52,230 Wayne scored a goal. 220 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,432 It's good for 99! 221 00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:56,601 -This is some good book. 222 00:08:59,405 --> 00:09:02,440 Hey, we were watching that! 223 00:09:02,476 --> 00:09:04,642 Fox: Dad? What are you doing here? 224 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:05,977 Well, your father and I-- 225 00:09:06,013 --> 00:09:07,612 It's time to crap or get off the pot. 226 00:09:07,747 --> 00:09:08,546 You gotta make a choice. 227 00:09:09,616 --> 00:09:11,349 You either lives with me, or your mother. 228 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:15,620 You gotta make a decision today! 229 00:09:15,755 --> 00:09:16,621 That's not fair. 230 00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:19,257 Dad: It's not fair to me, is what it's not! 231 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,658 Look, your mother's got you crammed into 232 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:21,692 This basement apartment! 233 00:09:22,929 --> 00:09:25,529 You comes with me, you all get your own room, b'y! 234 00:09:25,566 --> 00:09:27,599 Neighbour: Will you shut up down there?! 235 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,534 [banging on wall] 236 00:09:29,603 --> 00:09:31,770 Frig off and mind your own business! 237 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:36,207 I'm talkin' to my kids! 238 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:38,510 So, who's with me? 239 00:09:38,645 --> 00:09:41,546 A baby needs its mudder, you fool! 240 00:09:41,615 --> 00:09:44,215 -He's not wrong. -I picks mom, too. 241 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:46,418 Move out to the boonies, we won't see mom no more. 242 00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:47,752 What about me? 243 00:09:47,788 --> 00:09:50,188 You stays, you won't see me no more. 244 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:53,024 What, you don't care about me? 245 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:58,530 I'll go with you, dad. 246 00:09:58,665 --> 00:10:01,766 ♪ 247 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:05,503 You mean that, kitten? 248 00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:08,106 Yeah. 249 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,641 ♪ 250 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:13,244 Well... 251 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:13,878 Suzanne: I-I... 252 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:15,613 I'll just grab your stuff, then. 253 00:10:15,649 --> 00:10:17,081 I... [sniffs] 254 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,416 Mom, wait. I-- 255 00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:20,785 [door closes] 256 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:24,789 [sombre music] 257 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,324 Reporter: [tv] the mood was heated 258 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:27,358 In reykjavík, iceland today 259 00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:29,327 As president reagan met with his counterpart, 260 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:31,196 Russian president mikhail gorbachev 261 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,064 To discuss nuclear disarmament. 262 00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:35,132 President reagan had this to say... 263 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:36,767 Leaving our real defence, 264 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:40,205 A policy called "mutual assured destruction," 265 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:43,274 Meaning if one side launched a nuclear attack, 266 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:45,210 The other side could retaliate. 267 00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:47,545 As a result, scientists moved the hands 268 00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:50,749 Of the doomsday clock to three minutes to midnight. 269 00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:52,616 The meeting of the two world leaders 270 00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:54,152 Ended without any formal agreement... 271 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,386 Uh, what's the doomsday clock? 272 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,489 It's how they track how close we are to the end of the world. 273 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,124 Pop: Ah, we're fine. 274 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:03,228 Newfoundland has its own time zone. 275 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:06,130 We're half an hour later than that clock. 276 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,665 Mike sr: Speaking of the time... 277 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:09,367 You better get to bed. 278 00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:10,602 Reporter: It's a matter of principle. 279 00:11:10,737 --> 00:11:12,169 We'll be right back... 280 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:13,438 Night, dad. Night, pop. 281 00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:14,739 Pop: Mm-hm. 282 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:18,376 Adult mark: I'd go to bed, but I'd never get to sleep. 283 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:24,516 [ominous music] 284 00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:26,584 Reagan: [tv] why are the soviets so adamant 285 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,120 That america remain forever vulnerable 286 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,456 To soviet rocket attack? 287 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:35,493 As of today, all three nations are utterly defenceless 288 00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:39,663 Against soviet missiles fired either by accident or design. 289 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:42,734 [news music] 290 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:43,801 News flash! 291 00:11:45,004 --> 00:11:47,205 Halley's comet is headed directly for newfoundland! 292 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:49,273 The united states and the ussr 293 00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:51,743 Have both fired nuclear missiles in retaliation. 294 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:54,178 [eerie music] 295 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:59,551 [reagan's voice in background, speaking indistinctly] 296 00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:02,620 [tense music] 297 00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:05,423 [roaring sound] 298 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:06,591 [tense music builds] 299 00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:07,825 Reagan: ...Are utterly defenceless, 300 00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:10,762 Utterly defenceless, utterly defenceless... 301 00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:14,865 10, 9, 8, 302 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:19,504 7, 6, 5, 303 00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:24,442 4, 3, 2, 304 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,509 1! 305 00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:27,311 [dramatic music] 306 00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:30,915 -[loud crash] -[mark screams] 307 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,250 Aah, no! 308 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,519 Pop: Alright, shhh, it's just a dream. 309 00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:35,487 Noo! 310 00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:37,021 No, fox! Help! 311 00:12:37,023 --> 00:12:38,489 -Oh! -Help! 312 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:39,758 Oh... 313 00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:42,260 You're all wet. What-- what's going on? 314 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,328 -This... 315 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:44,662 The... The bomb! 316 00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:46,197 Fox! 317 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:50,267 Just a dream. 318 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,870 Here, have some of this. 319 00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:56,474 Now, no more news for you before bedtime. 320 00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:58,276 It's three minutes to midnight. 321 00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,677 Aren't you scared? 322 00:12:59,713 --> 00:13:00,911 [laughs] god, no. 323 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:02,280 I'm 80. 324 00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:04,549 I've seen it all before! 325 00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:07,418 I mean, it was two minutes to midnight in the 60's 326 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:11,322 When khrushchev started playing chicken with kennedy. 327 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:14,225 -What happened? -Common sense. 328 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:17,695 It's not as uncommon as people may think. 329 00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:23,568 You know, if there's one thing that being old teaches you, 330 00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:27,305 It's that you live every day as if it was your last. 331 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:31,976 And eventually, you'll be right. 332 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:35,914 Alright, go to sleep. 333 00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:38,716 Adult mark: When you're little, you're afraid of the dark. 334 00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:40,385 Growing up brings the realization 335 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:43,988 That the light can be just as scary. 336 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,991 ♪ 337 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:49,861 ♪ 338 00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:52,330 Oh! [laughs] you got it done! 339 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,598 Awesome, can you still hear me? 340 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,266 Of course. 341 00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:57,402 You got it on the wrong ear for boys! 342 00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:58,469 I do? 343 00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,304 The left ear is the right ear. 344 00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:02,773 The right ear's not right. 345 00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:04,876 Mark: It doesn't matter what ear ya got done, ritche. 346 00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:08,813 It looks great. 347 00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:10,615 Sook. 348 00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,517 You think we could watch the comet at your place, 349 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,018 Since your dad has a telescope? 350 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,019 Sure. 351 00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:18,423 -He won't mind. -Can I come? 352 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:20,558 I could pierce your ear. 353 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,027 Mom did mine. There's nothing to it. 354 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:25,763 No offence, but I'm suspicious. 355 00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:28,633 Mark: Yeah, you said comets were space snots. 356 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:34,038 This might be our last chance to really hang out. 357 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:37,375 I told dad I'd go with him. 358 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:40,511 [school bell rings] 359 00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:43,581 [sentimental music] 360 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,049 If sister rose is right, 361 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:47,518 I can't think of anyone I'd rather spend 362 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:50,255 The end of the world with. 363 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:55,660 ♪ 364 00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:58,362 -Pshew! -[laughs] 365 00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:07,338 Hello? Anybody there? 366 00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:09,006 Cashier: Can I take your order? 367 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,874 I have a coupon. 368 00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:12,677 Cashier: Uh, this is a drive-thru, sir. 369 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,479 You gotta be in a car to order. 370 00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:17,448 How do you know I'm not in a car, hm? 371 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,483 Cashier: I can see you! 372 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,755 Bloody peeping tom! 373 00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:26,090 -[car honks] -hey! 374 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,626 I'm trying to order here! 375 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:29,994 Cashier: Step out of the line, sir. 376 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,362 Pop: Hey, look! 377 00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:34,432 It is a good job you're in that box! 378 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,766 Cashier: I'll call the police. 379 00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:37,935 Pop: Listen, you can't do this to me! 380 00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:40,638 This coupon is legal tender! 381 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,374 -[police siren whoops] -wha--? 382 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:46,644 ♪ 383 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,418 I'm sorry, mike, I had no choice. 384 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,487 It's a good thing I was on my lunch break. 385 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,022 Another officer would have charged him. 386 00:15:58,158 --> 00:15:59,390 -So he's free to go? 387 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,924 -He's banned from ches's. 388 00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:03,828 Can't go within a hundred feet of any location. 389 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,529 They're building one next door! 390 00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:07,732 I won't be even be able to use the kitchen sink, 391 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:08,866 For christ's sake! 392 00:16:08,902 --> 00:16:10,601 We'll take it. Thank you, gary. 393 00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:12,302 I'll see you out. 394 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,538 Suck it, pig! 395 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,741 Pop, enough! 396 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:19,443 Kids. 397 00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:24,548 [both laugh] 398 00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:28,152 ♪ 399 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,454 ♪ 400 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:34,559 So, it says here that we'll see it two hours before sunrise. 401 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:36,561 That's 3 am. 402 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,696 All I see is fog. 403 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,498 Adult mark: It's hard to star-gaze 404 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,132 In a place known for fog horns. 405 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,133 Maybe that's a good thing. 406 00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:45,502 The world can't end if we can't see the comet. 407 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,838 Shut up with the predictions, nostra-dumbass! 408 00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:52,443 Your world isn't gonna end, mine is! 409 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,912 Ugh. 410 00:16:54,948 --> 00:16:56,881 Wait! Wha-- 411 00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:01,118 -Ritche: Aah! -Fox: Let me see your ear, okay? 412 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:02,453 Ritche: Get off of me! 413 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,587 Get off me! 414 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:04,621 Mark: What are you doing? 415 00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:06,524 Do you want your ear pierced or not, pecker-head? 416 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:07,458 It's not safe! 417 00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:09,727 It is as long as you're not a girl about it! 418 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:10,795 Give me the compass. 419 00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:13,163 Uh... 420 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,665 Uh... 421 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,467 -Compass? -Mm-hm. 422 00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:17,635 Lighter. 423 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,604 Uh, lighter? 424 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,739 Oh no, are you gonna burn a hole in me? 425 00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:24,609 No, it's to sterilize it. 426 00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:26,610 I think we should rethink this. 427 00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:28,079 -Potato. -What? 428 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,214 Pass me the friggin' potato! 429 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,417 Ritche: I'm not hungry. 430 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:33,951 Ready? 431 00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:35,086 I think I'm gonna puke. 432 00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,987 Hold his hand. 433 00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:42,427 -Is it gonna hurt? -No. 434 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,229 I'm gonna tell you when it's coming, okay? 435 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:48,833 5, 4, 3... 436 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:51,635 Owwww! 437 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,208 You didn't wait! 438 00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:58,909 Adult mark: Having your ear pierced 439 00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:00,544 Is like the end of the world. 440 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,580 It's only scary if you see it coming. 441 00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:03,547 Bad-ass! 442 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,951 Is it supposed to be bleeding that much? 443 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,686 Here. 444 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,454 Hold still. 445 00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:13,090 [winces] 446 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:18,195 Cool! 447 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:21,064 Now you won't forget me. 448 00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:29,474 We'll never forget you. 449 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,809 Promise? 450 00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:35,546 ♪ 451 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,582 -Ow! -Blood swear? 452 00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:42,019 Gross. 453 00:18:42,055 --> 00:18:45,156 Blood swear! 454 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:48,392 Pretty sure it's supposed to be our own blood, but... 455 00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:53,564 Blood swear. 456 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,934 Friends forever, right? 457 00:18:59,072 --> 00:19:03,607 [emotional music] 458 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,909 ♪ 459 00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:12,850 ♪ come with me and you will see what's down the road ♪ 460 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:18,823 ♪ we might handed barren lands or fields of gold ♪ 461 00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,858 ♪ 462 00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:27,732 ♪ yet no matter where we roam, no, we'll never be alone ♪ 463 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:29,867 ♪ 464 00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:33,604 ♪ just come with me and you will see 465 00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:37,608 That we will always be... ♪ 466 00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:42,747 ♪ home. 467 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:46,016 ♪ 468 00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:53,290 Adult mark: Places come and go, 469 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,959 But the memories live on. 470 00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:58,229 -Mm, mm! That's hot! -It's not jam yet. 471 00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,164 You gotta let the blueberries simmer. 472 00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,899 Hm? Here. 473 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,701 Pass the sugar. 474 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,903 Adult mark: Like dandelions in the sidewalk, 475 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:07,905 We find a way to survive. 476 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,307 Even when things are at their darkest, 477 00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:11,409 You can find a little light. 478 00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:13,911 Reagan: [tv] we are closer than ever before to agreements 479 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:18,015 That could lead to a safer world without nuclear weapons. 480 00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:22,786 It was a simple proposal, one might say "disarmingly" simple. 481 00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,755 Reporter: [tv] with news of a nuclear treaty, 482 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:27,892 The doomsday clock was moved back to six minutes to midnight. 483 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,728 A lot of people will sleep much more soundly tonight. 484 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,863 Don't forget to have an eye out for halley's comet 485 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,665 As it passes over the province tonight. 486 00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:37,200 It should be quite the sight, if the clouds hold off. 487 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:39,303 Adult mark: Our world keeps changing, 488 00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:41,072 But people rarely do. 489 00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:42,974 You knows it's better if they all stays together! 490 00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:44,342 Yeah, better for you, ya mean! 491 00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:47,344 -Greg! She needs her brothers! 492 00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:51,682 ♪ 493 00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:54,085 [engine starts] 494 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:57,688 ♪ trying to catch your heart 495 00:20:57,823 --> 00:21:01,458 Is like trying to catch a star ♪ 496 00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:03,026 ♪ 497 00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:07,031 ♪ so many people love you, baby ♪ 498 00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:10,768 ♪ that must be what you are 499 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:14,438 ♪ waiting for a star to fall to carry your heart... ♪ 500 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,707 Adult mark: Growing up is tough. 501 00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:19,376 But with the right people by your side, 502 00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:21,779 It's not the end of the world. 503 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,246 ♪ 504 00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:26,117 ♪ waiting for a star to fall 505 00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:29,320 And carry your heart into my arms ♪ 506 00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:31,121 ♪ that's where you belong 507 00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:35,859 ♪ in my arms, baby, yeah 508 00:21:35,928 --> 00:21:39,063 ♪ I've learned to feel what I cannot see... ♪ 509 00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:44,669 ♪ 510 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:47,270 ♪ I don't know how to dream your dream ♪ 511 00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:51,641 ♪ so I'm all caught up in the superstition ♪