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Dick: [radio] it's
the first day of school
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In the capital city,
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So keep an eye peeled for
the youngsters on the roads.
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Adult mark (v.O.): The only way
to download a song in 1988
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Was to tape it off the radio.
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You had to press record
at just the right moment
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Like indiana jones swapping a
bag of sand for a golden statue.
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Dick: [radio] here's
the beach boys at number one
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With "kokomo,"
on the mighty vocm!
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["kokomo" playing]
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♪ aruba, jamaica,
ooh, I wanna take ya ♪
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♪ bermuda, bahama,
come on, pretty mama ♪
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♪ key largo, montego,
baby, why don't we go? ♪
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♪ jamaica,
up the florida keys... ♪
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Mark, honey!
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Breakfast!
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Oh...
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-[muffled singing]
-[knocks]
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Mark?
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Mark...?
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[muffled singing continues]
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Hm.
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♪ bodies in the sand...
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["kokomo" playing on radio]
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♪ tropical drink
melting in your hand... ♪
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Mark's got his door locked.
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-Well,
the boy needs his privacy.
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Besides, if there was
any pornography in there,
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I think I would have found it.
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-I don't want to
think about that!
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-What if he knocks over
a candle or something?
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He could have a seizure.
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Whole house could burn down.
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-What are you gonna do
with that, stab him?
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-I'm gonna pop the lock.
-No!
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There's a better way.
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["kokomo" playing]
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Adult mark (v.O.): Every boy
dreams of rock stardom.
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- ♪ and then
we'll take it slow ♪
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♪ that's where we wanna go
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♪ way down in kokomo
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[audience cheering]
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♪
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Adult mark (v.O.):
In my dreams, I got the girls.
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In reality, I was a gangly teen
who had to turn up the music
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To drown out the cracking sound
of his own bones growing.
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I could live out my dreams
in the privacy of my room...
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[loud tapping]
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[mary giggling]
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-Aah!
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Adult mark (v.O.): My last year
of junior high
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Couldn't possibly be more
embarrassing than my house.
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Dick: [radio] that's
the beach boys, on the new...
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Adult mark (v.O.): My
growth spurt meant new clothes.
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New year, new jacket, new me.
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My brother had
graduated as well...
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To the co-host chair
on the morning show.
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-You're listening to
the new vo morning show
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With mike and dick.
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-That's right!
With dick and mike.
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-One good morning,
two great hosts!
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-One main host,
and one sidekick.
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Adult mark (v.O.): But mike
was growing too fast for dick.
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I could take any seat I wanted,
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But there was only one seat
worthy of a grade nine.
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Fox: Mark!
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Over here!
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Grade nine means
we get the back of the bus now.
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[laughs]
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-New coat?
-Oh, yeah, it's suede.
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The thinking man's leather.
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Picked it out myself.
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Let's just say
my tailor is "tip top."
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I'm finally big enough
to wear a men's small.
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I've decided to focus
more on my "look" this year.
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-It's... Different.
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-Thanks.
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Where's your other brother?
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-He dropped out.
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-He says school is for losers.
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-Well, he'd know losers.
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Uh, I mean, good for him.
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Best wishes in all things.
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Adult mark (v.O.): We were
the oldest on the bus.
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With no natural predators left,
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I was the silverback gorilla.
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Or so I thought.
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-Is that coat your mudder's?
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'cause ya looks like
an old woman, b'y.
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Middle fox: Hey, frig off
bullying mark!
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He's a grade nine now.
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Adult mark (v.O.): Even my
old bully respected me now.
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Mark: Yeah...
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Frig off!
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Adult mark (v.O.):
Top of the food chain.
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-Big mistake.
I owns you now.
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Critch is my bitch.
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♪
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♪
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-And that's the morning show
with dick dunphy.
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-And mike critch.
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Stick around, the news is
up next, with mike critch.
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[jingle playing]
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-I'm gutfounded.
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-What's in the can?
-Don't know yet.
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I buys 'em without the labels.
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Eight for a dollar.
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Let me give you
another piece of advice.
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-Well, that one was so good,
so, yeah, please.
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-We can't have
two mike critches on the air.
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It confuses people.
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Jeez, b'y!
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It confuses me!
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Yes, soup!
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-Great job, mike!
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Two mike critches on the air.
You know what they calls that?
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A dynasty!
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-Shag that.
You needs a new name, b'y.
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Announcer: [radio] vocm,
award-winning news.
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-Wolfman jack?
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Not his real name.
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Even I uses a radio name.
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-Wait... Wait, wait, wait.
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Dick dunphy's
not your real name?
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-Nope.
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It's richard.
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Whoa.
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I'm mike critch.
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Uh, not the mike critch
who was just on.
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That's my son, mike critch.
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And now, the vocm news
with mike critch.
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Cats!
How many is too many?
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The spca says 13 is the magic...
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♪
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♪
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Grade nine!
Can you believe it?
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Everyone's afraid of me now.
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-Hah!
-[kid yelps]
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It's awesome!
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-Well, well, well.
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Look at this sooky little baby.
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Uh, I thought you dropped out.
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Silver fox: I did.
School's for suckers.
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-High school
was too hard for him.
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He was getting picked on.
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-Shut up!
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I just wouldn't be caught dead
hanging around
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A bunch'a losers, is all.
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-So, why are you
still here, then?
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-I'm not.
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You are.
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-It's called a "drop out,"
not a "drop in."
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Mr. Chafe: Hey!
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What are you doing here
on school grounds?
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You're not allowed here!
Now, go on!
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-Losers!
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Fox: Twins.
Cute.
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You guys shop
at the same salvation army?
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-Uh, uh...
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[laughter]
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I mean...
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It makes you look grown up.
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But...
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Maybe too much?
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Mr. Chafe: Ah,
it's nice threads!
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Sidewalk sale, right?
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-Uh, sir, I think this is
a young person's coat.
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You might want to reconsider.
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I wouldn't want you
to embarrass yourself.
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-Do you have protection?
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-Protection?
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As a catholic,
we are taught not to--
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-It might rain later on.
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The suede'll be ruined.
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-Uh...
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Oh, that stinks!
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-Well, that's how
you know it's working, b'y!
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-Yeah, okay--
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-Get my back.
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-Okay...
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Adult mark (v.O.):
Scotchgarding
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The vice principal
is not how I expected
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To start my senior year.
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-Thank you.
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Baby fox: Nice coat, mrs.!
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[laughter]
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Adult mark (v.O.):
Top of the food chain.
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Baby fox: Yes, now!
Come on with it!
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Aaah!
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Come back and face me!
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I'll cut you!
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I owns you!
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-Bunch'a losers!
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[indistinct chatter]
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♪
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Grade nines!
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Grade nines!
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Where is your teacher?
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[loud dragging sound]
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Student: What is she doing?
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-Oh!
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-What in god's name
are you doing?
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-Hello, children.
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I am sister perpetua.
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I'll be your grade nine
homeroom teacher.
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I wanted to start
the year off in a fun way,
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With a visual representation
of christ's suffering.
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Now, for the full day,
I shall carry this cross with me
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As a reminder of what our lord
went through for your sins.
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-She seems fun.
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Sister rose: Yes, well.
Children, you're in good hands.
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Bleeding palms and all.
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-Would someone
help me with my cross?
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[sister perpetua panting]
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Thank you, thank you.
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Okay, children!
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Write these down.
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Now... We all have
our own cross to bear.
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Ritche: How do
you spell "bear"?
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-What?
-Do you mean b-e-e-r?
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-No, I think it's b-a-r-e.
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-Isn't that naked?
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Sister rose: Children!
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We don't mention
nudity and alcohol in class!
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-Unless, sister,
we are referring to noah.
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"in those days
noah became a farmer,
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"and he made a vine-garden.
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"and he took of the wine of it
and was overcome by drink;
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"and he was
uncovered in his tent...
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Both: "and ham,
the father of canaan,
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"saw his father unclothed,
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"and gave news of it
to his two brothers outside."
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Genesis 9:20-23.
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Can you read that?
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-Yeah.
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-Sister?
Uh, may I move closer?
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I can't see.
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-Mr. Critch.
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You need glasses.
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I'll write a note
for your parents.
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[stifled laughter]
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-Glasses.
Me? No, no.
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Uh, I just think the chalk
is just a little soft.
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-See?
That's your cross to bear.
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Glasses.
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Adult mark (v.O.): My life
flashed before my eyes.
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But I couldn't
make any of it out.
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-This is your
all-request nooner.
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Coming up,
we're getting physical
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With olivia newton john,
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A lady so nice
they named her thrice.
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I'm mike...
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Campbell.
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-[spits]
good god!
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Mike jr: [radio] and you're
listening to 590 vocm.
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Optometrist: Now
read the next line.
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F...
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-That's an e.
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-C...?
260
00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:04,562
-No...
No, that's a b.
261
00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:06,965
-H?
-D.
262
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,967
E, b, d, o, t, c.
263
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,235
"ebdotc."
264
00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:13,504
-I can't cheat on this test!
265
00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,041
Mike sr: These prices are mad!
266
00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:19,177
-Yeah, but you get
the second pair free.
267
00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:20,978
-Does it have to be
the same prescription?
268
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:22,113
-He already got glasses!
269
00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:24,381
-Hey, my prescription's
running out!
270
00:11:24,418 --> 00:11:26,818
-Mark, let's pick out
a frame, hm?
271
00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:30,054
-Glasses...
I only just got cool!
272
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:32,924
-Oh, imagine how good
the tv's gonna look now!
273
00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:34,192
And movies?
274
00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:36,928
It'll be like you're right
in there with dark vader
275
00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:38,629
And his life saver.
276
00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:41,899
-They're not
3d glasses, mom.
277
00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:42,934
-Okay.
278
00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:44,069
How about these?
279
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,570
-Too serial killer.
280
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,404
-Ooh, these?
281
00:11:47,406 --> 00:11:49,607
-Too ghandi.
-Okay, goldilocks.
282
00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:51,642
-All the critch men
wear glasses.
283
00:11:51,678 --> 00:11:53,077
-Mike doesn't.
284
00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:54,979
-He's not a critch,
though, is he?
285
00:11:54,981 --> 00:11:56,013
He's a campbell.
286
00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:57,449
-Mike!
287
00:11:57,584 --> 00:12:00,118
Mark, honey,
you pick any pair that you like.
288
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,020
Whatever you think suits you.
289
00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,164
-Well, maybe not those ones.
290
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,466
They look like
they hurt your little nose.
291
00:12:15,469 --> 00:12:17,368
-Can a prescription
for the free pair
292
00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:19,103
Be somewhere
in the middle of ours?
293
00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:21,306
If we wanted to share
the free pair?
294
00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:28,179
Adult mark (v.O.): My
first day with glasses.
295
00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:30,048
This was supposed to be
the year I went
296
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:34,052
From ugly duckling to swan.
297
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:36,254
Time to go from
grade nine superman
298
00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:39,857
To grade nine clark kent.
299
00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:43,061
What an eye-opener!
300
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:44,595
The school was run-down...
301
00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:47,131
The cool kids
weren't that good-looking.
302
00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:49,534
I had been living a lie!
303
00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:56,908
Even the smallest things
seemed bigger.
304
00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:58,676
-Look at jam jars over there!
305
00:12:58,678 --> 00:13:00,578
[laughter]
306
00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:03,080
Adult mark (v.O.):
I was a grade nine.
307
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,419
Listen to me, you little...
308
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,955
-Picking on a baby, are ya?
I'll throw rocks at ya.
309
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:12,323
-Ow!
310
00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:15,193
-Coke bottles!
-Give it up! Aah!
311
00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:16,928
-Glasses!
312
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:19,330
He wears them in there,
he'll be killed.
313
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:20,565
Adult mark (v.O.):
He was right.
314
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,633
These glasses
could cost me an eye.
315
00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:26,337
If I wanted to be cool, I could
never wear my glasses again.
316
00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:30,174
[indistinct chatter]
317
00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:34,112
[mark panting]
318
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:37,315
-You okay?
-Yeah.
319
00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:39,183
I'm fine.
320
00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:40,251
[breathlessly]
yeah, fine.
321
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,321
[inhales]
322
00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:46,024
-Where are your glasses?
323
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,592
-I don't have glasses.
324
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:51,729
-I thought you got glasses.
-Stop saying "glasses"!
325
00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:53,331
-What the frig?
326
00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,401
Children?
327
00:13:57,804 --> 00:14:03,140
I was inspired by the cross
mark has to bear.
328
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,276
And I wanted to show you
329
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,546
What it would be like
to be blind for the day.
330
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:12,649
Now, even as I lose one sense,
331
00:14:12,651 --> 00:14:16,553
My other senses
become heightened.
332
00:14:16,590 --> 00:14:21,459
In the darkness,
can you see the light?
333
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,428
Ritche: Uh, sister?
334
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,729
-Whoever's talking,
I can hear you!
335
00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:30,268
-Sister...
336
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,236
-Uh, I...
337
00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:45,082
-"then will the eyes
of the blind be opened."
338
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:48,252
Isaiah 35:5.
339
00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:50,187
Sister perpetua!
340
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:53,491
Where in god's name
are your students?
341
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,059
-But I heard them!
342
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:59,130
-One more mistake and I'll nail
you to your cross, sister!
343
00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:00,198
Now, go find them.
344
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,799
-Yes, sister.
345
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:03,668
Sorry, sister.
346
00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:07,205
Sister perpetua: Children?
Ready or not...
347
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,040
-And mr. Critch?
348
00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:12,343
Where are your eye-glasses?
349
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,646
-Uh, I...
350
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,613
I don't have glasses, sister.
351
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:20,685
Adult mark (v.O.):
She didn't need glasses
352
00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:23,220
To see I was up to something.
353
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:28,092
And why is that, mr. Critch?
354
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:30,361
Adult mark (v.O.): Maybe I
should just tell her the truth.
355
00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:32,296
Maybe sister rose
would understand.
356
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:35,166
Oh, who was I kidding?
357
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:38,770
-Dad-- dad said,
um, that...
358
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:42,306
We couldn't afford them.
359
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:45,309
Adult mark (v.O.): What
the hell was I saying?
360
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:47,444
-Very well.
361
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:51,249
If sister perpetua cannot ensure
you have what you need,
362
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,785
I shall do so myself.
363
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,687
[ominous music]
364
00:15:56,690 --> 00:15:58,589
Adult mark (v.O.): I didn't
need glasses to see
365
00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:00,725
That something bad
was about to happen.
366
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,732
Adult mark (v.O.): At home,
I loved my glasses.
367
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:10,535
-I always thought
we had a crappy tv,
368
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:13,271
But the reception's
actually quite good!
369
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,439
-Hey, buddy holly, right?
370
00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:21,279
Hey, dad.
371
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:22,780
Guess what?
372
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,682
I took a radio name.
373
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,385
I'm mike campbell now.
374
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,453
-Are you that
embarrassed of me?
375
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,255
Adult mark (v.O.):
At least with my glasses,
376
00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:33,157
I'd have a clear view
of the show.
377
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:34,492
-Your father's a bit upset.
378
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,394
-Turned his back
on his family.
379
00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:37,828
He's insulted his father.
380
00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:39,897
-When's supper?
-Oh, will you shut it?
381
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:42,433
Mark: Pop, mike changed
his name, to "campbell."
382
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:45,803
-Oh.
Was mike "boy-ar-dee" taken?
383
00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:48,873
Mike sr: What kind of person
gives up their surname, hm?
384
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,875
-Well, I gave up mine
to marry you.
385
00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:52,376
-That's different!
386
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,245
-Everybody thinks
I've got a free pass
387
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,280
Just 'cause of
who my old man is!
388
00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:59,250
-Well, I'm sorry for giving you
an opportunity I never had!
389
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:00,551
-What's that
supposed to mean?
390
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,853
-Dad, I gotta be me.
391
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:05,756
-And who the hell is that?
-I don't know, okay?
392
00:17:05,759 --> 00:17:09,827
But I'm not gonna find out
if I keep living in your shadow!
393
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:12,830
I just need to know
if I'm any good on my own.
394
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:15,866
-Oh, don't be so foolish.
You're the best I've ever seen!
395
00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:20,004
♪
396
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:22,473
♪
397
00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:24,374
Pop: Oh, jesus.
398
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,845
I think I'll change my name.
399
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:30,348
-Oh, mike.
400
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:31,682
And mike.
401
00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:33,417
My mikes!
402
00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:34,352
[knock at door]
403
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:35,853
Who the frig's at the door?
404
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:37,622
Mark!
Get that, hm?
405
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:39,190
-Yeah.
406
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:40,958
[ominous music]
407
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,627
Oh!
408
00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:43,961
Hello, mr. Critch.
409
00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:45,696
Adult mark (v.O.):
A nun at the house?
410
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,564
I'd never seen one in the wild!
411
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,567
-I was just going to
drop off a hamper
412
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,935
For your family
in their time of need,
413
00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:55,973
But I see that your
fortunes have changed.
414
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:59,710
I think we can both see things
more clearly now.
415
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:01,712
-I can explain.
I--I only just--
416
00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:03,681
-Oh, sister rose!
What a surprise!
417
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:05,316
Are you coming in?
418
00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:06,884
Adult mark (v.O.):
Don't invite her in!
419
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,652
Everyone knows that dracula
has to be invited!
420
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:09,987
-Oh, no.
421
00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:12,990
I just wanted to check
on mark's glasses.
422
00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:14,458
-Oh!
-No troubles?
423
00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:18,529
-No, he loves them.
424
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:20,264
Is that for us?
425
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,332
-No.
426
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:24,235
Pop: Well, well, well!
427
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:27,338
What's in the basket,
little blue riding hood?
428
00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:28,873
Ooh!
429
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:31,808
What luscious
big lips you've got!
430
00:18:31,845 --> 00:18:33,511
Awoooooo!
431
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:34,679
-Uh...
432
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:37,882
You'll see me, uh,
tomorrow, mr. Critch.
433
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:40,417
And I will be...
Watching... You.
434
00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:42,419
[pop laughs]
435
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:44,488
-What in the flying
friggity-frig
436
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:46,557
Was that all about?
437
00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:47,558
Jeez!
438
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:50,695
Adult mark (v.O.):
Like it or not,
439
00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:52,897
You have to learn
to embrace the new you.
440
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:56,500
You'll never see everything.
441
00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:58,435
-If you so much as
looks at him funny again,
442
00:18:58,437 --> 00:18:59,970
I'll kick you
in the arse so hard,
443
00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:02,640
My shoelaces will be
coming out your nose.
444
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,508
[bus door opens]
445
00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:09,447
♪
446
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:13,451
♪
447
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:17,521
♪
448
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,562
Fox: You're wearing them!
449
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:26,797
I wanna try 'em on.
450
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:29,433
-Oh... Uh...
They're a medical aid!
451
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,835
-Whoa, I can see your bones!
452
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:33,671
-Yeah, I know I'm a nerd.
453
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,873
-I was just foolin'.
454
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,975
Come on, put 'em on for me.
455
00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:40,411
Please?
456
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:44,982
♪
457
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:47,752
I think they look...
458
00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:49,754
Handsome.
459
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:56,026
So... I guess I need
glasses now, too, huh?
460
00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:57,428
-Wait...
461
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:00,364
You're a girl?
462
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,666
-Shut it!
463
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:03,901
-I mean...
464
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:06,437
Adult mark (v.O.): If only
they made glasses that let us
465
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:08,071
See ourselves
the way others do.
466
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,781
Adult mark (v.O.): When
we accept who we are,
467
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:20,451
The way forward has a way
of coming into focus...
468
00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:24,755
So we can see
the writing on the wall.
469
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:27,058
♪
470
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:30,361
♪
471
00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:35,399
♪
472
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:38,602
♪
473
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:40,137
Adult mark (v.O.):
So we can see things
474
00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:43,541
From another perspective.
475
00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:48,079
And we can see people
for who they really are.
476
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:49,480
-And that's the news!
477
00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:51,882
Stay tuned for the top ten
at ten, with mike...
478
00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:54,852
Campbell.
479
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:58,889
-And mike critch will be back
with more news on the hour.
480
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:01,492
The beach boys have fallen
from the top spot this week
481
00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:04,094
Into third, with "kokomo"...
482
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:07,898
♪
483
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:09,567
Adult mark (v.O.): And besides,
484
00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:11,636
All the truly beautiful
things in life
485
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:14,171
Are invisible anyway.
486
00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:17,174
♪
487
00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:20,177
♪
488
00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:23,180
♪
489
00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:26,183
♪
490
00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:29,186
♪
491
00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:32,923
♪
492
00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:37,194
♪
493
00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:40,498
♪
494
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:44,935
♪
495
00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:47,938
♪
496
00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:51,675
♪