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Adult mark (v.O.):
Reach for the top!
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A tv quiz show for kids.
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Students in every
province competed
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With the hopes of
country-wide fame.
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Mr. Tilley: [tv]
in this coastal city,
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You'll rest in the shade
of fleming park,
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Which is also called
the dingle.
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-Halifax.
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-[buzz]
-mr. Tilley: Princess anne?
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-Moncton?
-No, moncton is not correct.
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To st. Dominick's we go for
the remainder of the question.
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-Always wait for
the full question!
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-Nah, you've gotta go for it.
Shoot first, think later.
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-Thinking is kind of
the whole point.
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It's trivia.
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Adult mark (v.O.): Cara!
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A protestant girl
I'd had a fling with.
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We went to different schools,
separated by religion.
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Not quite star-crossed lovers,
but crucifix-crossed,
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Or cross-crossed.
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-[beep]
-charlottetown?
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-No, we're in halifax.
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-Right again.
Nice one, critch.
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Adult mark (v.O.): Trivia!
Sports for nerds.
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And I was the gretzky of geeks.
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Mary: I still can't believe
my baby's gonna be on the tv.
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-Shh!
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Adult mark (v.O.): Our school
was facing cara's
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In the regionals.
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I would finally be on tv,
but I'd have to crush my crush!
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-I dunno, I still feel
a little weird about this.
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You sure it's okay?
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-It's just a game, silly.
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We can't let it get between us.
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Promise?
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It's just a bit of fun.
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-"just a bit of fun"?
Deal.
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-Besides,
we don't have a chance.
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You're the smartest boy I know.
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Mr. Tilley: [tv]
on December 7th, 43 bc,
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A great roman orator
was assassinated
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For having offended
marc anthony in his speeches.
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-[mouths answer]
-cicero!
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Mr. Tilley: [tv] no answer?
Okay, we're looking for cicero.
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Cara: See?
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You're the smartest.
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Cara's mom: Cara?
Supper!
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-Gotta go.
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Talk to you tomorrow?
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-Parting is such
sweet, sweet, sorrow
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That I shall say--
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[line goes dead]
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Pop: Finally!
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Just keep off the phone,
will ya?
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It's sweeps week!
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-What's sweeps week?
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-It's when they
count the ratings.
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One good week could
put vocm in the top spot!
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-Oh, they have contests,
cash prizes.
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If they call you and you say,
"I live in vocm country,"
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You can win 59 dollars.
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-Yeah, but you can't win, pop.
We're related.
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-Barely.
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[car horn beeps outside]
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-Dick's here.
I'm off to work.
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-Sweet jesus, you reeks!
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I can practically
see the cologne.
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-Drakkar noir, nice.
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-I'm doing a remote live
from the strand lounge tonight.
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Mary: Sure,
you were working all day!
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Mike, you got
the boy run ragged.
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-Sweeps week is war.
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[car horn honks]
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-A bar?
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He's still a baby!
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-Oh!
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[phone rings]
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-I'll get it!
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I live in vocm country.
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-Pop, will you put that down?
You'll get us all arrested!
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-For you, mark!
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Just be quick.
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Here!
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-Oh! Uh...
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Hello?
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-Hey!
Questions were dead easy, right?
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We could have kicked
that school's ass!
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Mike sr: You can't win!
You're my father!
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Mary: Will you keep it down?
Your son's on the phone!
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-Yeah, I guess.
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-I called earlier,
but it was busy.
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Pop: How do I know?
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Your mother dated
lots of men before me.
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-You're embarrassing mark!
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-Look, it's a bad time.
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I'll talk to you
at school tomorrow?
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-Oh, okay, yeah.
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[hangs up phone]
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Adult mark (v.O.): Love
is not a trivial pursuit.
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♪
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♪
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Alright, kids!
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What is canada's national sport?
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-[beep]
-hockey!
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-Incorrect!
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-[beep]
-lacrosse!
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Trick question.
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Fox, I'm team captain.
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Never buzz in
unless I give you the nod.
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-Can't believe I said
yes to this.
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-Alright, kids.
This is serious!
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The whole province
will be watching.
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So, whatever you do,
don't think about that...
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Or you'll freak out.
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-[beep]
-no, I won't.
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-Yes, you will.
-[beep]
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-No, I won't,
'cause I don't care.
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-That's not a toy!
You'll break it.
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[prolonged beep]
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-Then whoever made it sucks.
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-I did!
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Mark, control your players.
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-[beep]
-I'd like to see him try.
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-She has a point.
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-Name the fictional detective
created by arthur--
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-[beep]
-uh, sherlock holmes!
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Fox: [laughs]
awesome!
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-A tv studio
is full of distractions.
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-It's just a bit of fun.
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-You need laser-sharp focus!
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There'll be lights,
and cameras, and...
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-Your girlfriend?
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-Gross!
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-I meant cara!
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Adult mark (v.O.): What
kind of friend mentions
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The girl you like in front of
the other girl you like?
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-[loudspeaker beeps]
-sister rose: Attention!
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All students
to the gymnatorium.
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All students
to the gymnatorium!
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-That's never good.
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♪
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-Mike, get up!
It's almost eleven.
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Oh, you little frigger.
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Oh, my...
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I guess he doesn't need you
anymore either, does he?
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[sighs]
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Dick: Stick around!
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Mike critch is next
with the news!
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Quarter to, quarter past,
and on the hour.
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Jeez, how much news do ya need?
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On vocm!
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♪
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Thank god you're here,
mike, b'y!
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I thought I was gonna puke.
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Young fella's dead to the world.
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Got dragged off last night.
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Women loves
a man in uniform, huh?
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Or so I hears.
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-Here's the money for
the "mad dash for the cash."
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Now, the last thing
we needs is a winner.
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We only got 590 dollars in prize
money to last the whole week.
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That's 490 "ones,"
and one "hundred."
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So for the love of god,
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Hide the hundred
at the bottom of the stack.
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-I can't do math, mike b'y.
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I'm still loaded!
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-Okay...
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Gertie: Mike,
your father called.
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You need to call home.
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[phone rings]
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I live in vocm country, hello.
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-Pop, you can't win the contest.
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-I already did.
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You called me
from the radio station,
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And I answered correctly,
so you owe me 59 dollars.
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-We're not on the air!
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-That's not mentioned
in the rules and regs.
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I could sue.
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[slams phone down]
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Mike sr: Disgraceful.
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Sister rose: We must pray
that our team will be victorious
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Against the protestant heretics,
children.
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Adult mark (v.O.): We were
treated like apollo astronauts.
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But would we walk on the moon,
or have a failure to launch?
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Sister rose: It is written,
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"their protestant god
will fail them.
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"many of them will stumble;
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"they will fall and be broken."
isaiah 8:15.
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Reach for the top, children!
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Reach for heaven!
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-We're making memories, kids.
Win or lose, it doesn't matter.
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Let's hope for a win, though.
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In the name of the father,
the son, and the holy spirit.
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Dear god,
lots going on in the world,
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But if you could
just focus for a bit
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On a child's game of trivia,
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That would be very cool.
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Amen.
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Adult mark (v.O.): This was
no longer "just a bit of fun."
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-Better listening, vocm,
mike critch speaking.
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Woman on phone:
Mike, it's linda. You sick?
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-Uh, no, I'm fine, thank you.
And yourself?
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- I wants to throw up.
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Listen to me!
That's not very sexy, is it?
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-Excuse me?
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-I just woke up.
I never even knew you left.
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My whole room
smells like drakkar noir.
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I'm gonna chew the face
right off ya when I sees ya.
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-I think you have
the wrong number.
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-Why are you being weird?
One and done, are ya?
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Well, try and burn me off
and I'll rip the head off ya!
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[slams down phone]
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[yawns]
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[door shuts]
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-Home early.
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-Yeah.
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I don't feel so good.
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-Mm-hm.
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Never slept at all
by the looks of your bed.
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So...
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Where were you at last night?
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-Well, bar closed at 2,
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And we had to be
at the station for 5, so...
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I just ended up
crashing at dick's.
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-Listen, bucko.
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You live here, you sleep here.
You hear me?
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-Mom, come on, it's my job.
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-As long as you live
in my house,
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You will abide by my rules.
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-Maybe I shouldn't live
in your house, then.
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♪
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[door opens and shuts]
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-And now it's time to play
"what's in the teapot?"
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Lucky caller number five,
you're on the air.
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Pop: [phone] hello!
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I live in vocm country.
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Dick: Now, the riddle is,
"poor people have it.
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"rich people need it.
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"if you eat it, you will die."
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What is it?
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-[quietly]
nothing.
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Pop: Well, um, uh...
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Nothing.
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-That's right!
The answer is "nothing"!
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You win 50 dollars!
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-Heh.
Good for you, pop.
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Pop: Fifty dollars?
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-Pop?
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-What's your name, caller?
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Pop: Uh, well,
my name is patrick crit--
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-We seem to have
lost you, caller!
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I swear to god, dick,
if my father
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Wins a prize on this station,
I'm gonna have your hide.
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00:09:44,217 --> 00:09:47,819
And my son better not
"get lucky" either!
255
00:09:57,898 --> 00:09:59,564
Adult mark (v.O.):
A real tv studio!
256
00:09:59,566 --> 00:10:02,167
The whole province
would see me win my prize:
257
00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:04,935
Cara's heart.
258
00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:06,905
Ritche: I don't think
we're ready for this.
259
00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,840
-Cara told me
I'm the smartest guy she knows.
260
00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:11,275
It's in the bag.
261
00:10:11,345 --> 00:10:14,245
-Hey, kids.
Welcome to reach for the top.
262
00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:16,313
-You're... [clears throat]
you're, uh...
263
00:10:16,350 --> 00:10:18,350
You're, uh...
-Call me bill.
264
00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:20,919
-Uh...
265
00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:22,153
-And you are...?
266
00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,089
-He's mr. Chafe, our coach.
-Ah.
267
00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:26,057
-I knew that.
268
00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:29,027
-Mark critch.
Team captain. Huge fan.
269
00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:31,196
-Oh, fantastic.
270
00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,865
Ah, here we go.
Have you met the other team yet?
271
00:10:35,902 --> 00:10:38,503
-We already know each other.
272
00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:39,871
-Hello.
273
00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:44,042
My name's cara.
I'm the team captain.
274
00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:47,212
Let's keep this professional.
275
00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:48,579
-Hope you like losing.
276
00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:51,516
-Fox!
It's just a bit of fun.
277
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,019
[intense music]
278
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,855
-Okay, so which team
wants the top?
279
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,524
-Mark: Oh, it doesn't matter.
-Cara: We want the bottom.
280
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:02,227
♪
281
00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:04,362
Chad, this is mark.
282
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,030
Chad's the smartest boy I know.
283
00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:07,365
-Hi.
284
00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:08,566
Adult mark (v.O.): Wait, what?
285
00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:09,434
Mr. Tilley: Okay, kids!
286
00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:13,370
Let's take a photograph, okay?
Right over here.
287
00:11:13,407 --> 00:11:14,639
-That was cold!
288
00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:17,408
-It's just a bit of fun...
289
00:11:17,411 --> 00:11:18,543
-He's hot.
290
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,045
-Wha--
291
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,913
-Right up there.
292
00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:24,049
Adult mark (v.O.): My mind
was as blank as a...
293
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,484
Uh, wait, I know this one.
A...
294
00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:33,591
Mike jr: [radio] stop by
the strand lounge
295
00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:35,259
For the wildest night in town!
296
00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:37,262
-It sounds like sodom
and gomorrah down there.
297
00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:38,996
Mike jr: Spin
the wheel of misfortune
298
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,265
And you could win
a free small fish and chips!
299
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:42,934
-Wow, practically vegas.
300
00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:44,903
Mike jr: Above the knee,
drink for free!
301
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,171
- Oh!
- No cover for the ladies!
302
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:50,141
-There are things
a mother shouldn't know.
303
00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:52,210
Mike jr: Enter the mad dash
for the cash
304
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,345
And you could win 590 dollars.
305
00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:56,480
-Oh!
Uh, you know what?
306
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:58,349
Maybe we should
go down there ourselves.
307
00:11:58,351 --> 00:11:59,451
See what the lad's up to.
308
00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:00,518
-You think?
309
00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:03,021
-Well, do you want him
to end up like dick dunphy?
310
00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:04,222
-Oh, no!
311
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,023
-Yeah, get your keys.
312
00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:12,363
Adult mark (v.O.): Even
the top of her head was pretty.
313
00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:14,499
-Hey... Cara?
314
00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:19,070
-You don't look so good.
315
00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:24,375
Stage hand: Okay, five,
four, three, two, one...
316
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:25,576
Mr. Tilley: Well, good evening
317
00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:27,445
And welcome to
reach for the top.
318
00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,414
This evening,
we welcome these two schools...
319
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:31,449
The students of cashin academy.
320
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,051
[applause]
321
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,987
-And the students of
st. Bridget's.
322
00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:37,588
[applause]
323
00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:39,390
-Players, are you ready?
324
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,593
Well, let's begin.
325
00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:46,130
Who was the first person
to fly solo across the atlantic?
326
00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:47,265
-[beep]
-lindbergh.
327
00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:48,499
-That is correct.
328
00:12:48,502 --> 00:12:49,466
Adult mark (v.O.):
Beginner's luck!
329
00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:52,137
-How many months have
the letter "r" in them?
330
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,338
-[beep]
-eight.
331
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:54,338
-That is correct.
332
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:56,474
What is the capital
of the philippines?
333
00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:58,075
-Uh--
-[beep]
334
00:12:58,077 --> 00:12:59,276
-Saigon?
335
00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:00,545
-Dude, what?
336
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,580
-Incorrect.
Cashin?
337
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:03,781
-[beep]
-manilla.
338
00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:05,283
Mr. Tilley: That is correct.
339
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,285
Which nhl team won
the stanley cup in--
340
00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:09,687
-[beep]
-uh, the edmonton oilers.
341
00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:12,357
-No, that is incorrect.
The question for cashin now.
342
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:16,227
Which nhl team won the
stanley cup in the 1983 finals?
343
00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:17,595
-[beep]
-the new york islanders.
344
00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:21,199
-That is correct.
345
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,534
Adult mark (v.O.): I'd seen
a lot of tv deaths,
346
00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:26,504
But my own was the bloodiest.
347
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:30,308
Mr. Tilley: On what day did the
storming of the bastille occur?
348
00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:32,577
[siren wailing]
349
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:36,447
A protestant class destroyer
is off our bow, captain.
350
00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:39,117
[laser shots]
351
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:43,754
Captain, shields are down.
352
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,156
-Fire back!
353
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:46,658
-Not yet.
354
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:48,560
We can reason with her.
355
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:51,462
-Your human emotion of love
is most illogical, captain.
356
00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,532
They're hailing us.
357
00:13:55,569 --> 00:13:57,735
-Put it on the screen.
358
00:13:57,804 --> 00:14:03,141
♪
359
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,742
Surrender or die.
360
00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:07,278
This is your final warning.
361
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:10,281
♪
362
00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:12,750
♪
363
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:17,421
I still believe
there is some good in you.
364
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:19,357
Catholics, protestants...
365
00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:21,559
We both have hearts.
366
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,161
We both have...
367
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:25,296
Emotions.
368
00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:28,165
We both have...
369
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,001
Love.
370
00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:34,305
Search...
371
00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:35,673
Your heart.
372
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:36,807
-Fire.
373
00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:39,210
[explosion]
374
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,112
-[beep]
-alaska?
375
00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:43,847
Mr. Tilley: Correct.
St. Bridget's is on the board!
376
00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:44,682
-Yes!
377
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:46,784
-And with st. Bridget's
with ten points,
378
00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:48,185
We'll be back after this.
379
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,853
[applause]
380
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:52,589
What the frig?
Are you taking a dive for her?
381
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,325
Adult mark (v.O.):
I wish I was.
382
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,460
No, I wasn't taking a dive.
383
00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,129
I was drowning.
384
00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:06,404
Dick: [into mic]
welcome to the strand lounge!
385
00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,739
I'm dick dunphy from
vocm magic mornings!
386
00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:10,408
How you doing, st. John's?
387
00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:13,610
Give it up for mike campbell!
388
00:15:13,647 --> 00:15:16,214
-Alright, alright!
Who wants to spin?
389
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:17,815
Excuse me, miss!
390
00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:21,319
I am joined tonight
by one of our nursing students!
391
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:24,622
-Yeah!
-[applause and cheering]
392
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:27,325
-You're better looking
than you are on the radio.
393
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:29,093
[audience exclaiming]
394
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:32,363
Are you ready to spin
the wheel of misfortune?
395
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:34,866
-Wooooo!
396
00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:39,704
[applause and cheering]
397
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:42,906
Mike jr: Oh!
And you have landed on...
398
00:15:42,908 --> 00:15:44,775
The potty chug!
399
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:46,210
Whoa...!
400
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:51,248
Bouncer: Uh,
I don't need to see id.
401
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,186
Chug, chug, chug...
402
00:15:56,222 --> 00:16:00,224
Crowd: [chanting] chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug, chug...
403
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:03,294
Chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug...
404
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,763
[mike falls silent
as crowd continues chanting]
405
00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:07,465
[people whistling and cheering]
406
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,833
We need to talk.
407
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:11,469
-Back off, missus.
408
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,604
I seen him first.
409
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,406
-Pop: Hm!
-Mary: Oh...?
410
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:19,843
Adult mark (v.O.): The
whole province was watching,
411
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:22,814
But I only had eyes
for one girl.
412
00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:24,716
-Snap out of it!
413
00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,351
-I thought you
didn't care about this!
414
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:27,885
-I don't.
415
00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:30,455
But I'm not about
to get beaten up on tv.
416
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:35,793
-Look, I thought I could do this
all on my own, but...
417
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,461
I can't.
418
00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:41,632
Ritche, you know music.
419
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,700
Tina, you got science.
420
00:16:43,737 --> 00:16:46,237
Fox, you know sport.
421
00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:48,473
-And... What do you know?
422
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,708
-When to shut up.
-Good.
423
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:53,177
You touch that buzzer again,
and I swear to god,
424
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,645
I will break your
friggin' fingers.
425
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,247
Stage hand: ...Two, one!
426
00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:58,516
[peppy gameshow music]
427
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:01,252
-And we're back
with the final round.
428
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:03,187
It's a canadian question
this time, folks.
429
00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:05,590
How many provinces
have a smaller population
430
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:07,325
Than the city of toronto?
431
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:08,493
-[beep]
-seven?
432
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,661
-No, that's incorrect.
St. Bridget's?
433
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,262
-[beep]
-eight?
434
00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:13,531
-That is correct.
435
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:14,832
-Yes!
436
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,534
Mr. Tilley: Music now.
437
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:19,871
Listen to the classical piece
and name the composer.
438
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:24,175
[1812 overture playing]
439
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,213
-[beep]
-tchaikovsky?
440
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,382
-That is correct.
It was the 1812 overture.
441
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,550
-Yes!
442
00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:36,287
Bite me, you prods!
443
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,188
Adult mark (v.O.): The only
thing better than winning
444
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:40,424
Is watching your friends win.
445
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:41,692
Dick: Alright, show time!
446
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:42,827
[applause and cheering]
447
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:46,430
-Time for the mad dash
for the cash!
448
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:51,735
[applause and cheering]
449
00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:54,972
-We've got 590 bucks in the box!
450
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:57,542
One lucky customer
will have 30 seconds
451
00:17:57,677 --> 00:18:00,144
To collect as much cash
as they can!
452
00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:01,546
Who wants to play?
453
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,347
[people yelling]
454
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,783
-Dick: This fella doesn't...
-Pop: Coming through!
455
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:08,452
Pop: Out of my way!
Move it or lose it!
456
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,855
[crowd yelling]
457
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,789
Mom, you can't be here.
458
00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:14,659
-I will go where
I bloody well like,
459
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,794
And I will find out
what you're up to
460
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,997
Supposing I have to
come here every night.
461
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:22,366
-Please.
You're embarrassing me.
462
00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:23,534
-Oh!
463
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,369
Well, then.
464
00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:28,539
♪
465
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:30,774
♪
466
00:18:30,844 --> 00:18:32,810
-No, okay?
You can't! Mike'll kill me!
467
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:36,514
-Out of my way!
It's just a wind machine!
468
00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,349
Start the clock!
469
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,285
Woman: Start the clock,
start the clock...
470
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,621
Pop: Yeah...
Whoa!
471
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:45,623
-[crowd cheering]
-yeah, look at him go, there!
472
00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:46,958
He asked for it,
didn't he, now?
473
00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:48,492
He asked for it!
474
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:49,693
-Oh!
475
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:54,264
-[pop laughing]
-[crowd cheering]
476
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,967
Dick: Look at him go there!
477
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:58,703
Yeah, what have you got there?
478
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:01,305
-I know the difference
between right and wrong.
479
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:02,873
You taught me that.
480
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:04,909
I will always need my mom.
481
00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:06,877
Just...
482
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:09,680
Maybe not at the bar?
483
00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:11,716
I'm not a baby anymore.
484
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:14,051
-But you are to me.
485
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:17,588
You always will be.
486
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,457
This is who you
burned me off for, is it?
487
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:20,591
Mike jr: Oh...
488
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:22,393
No, uh, actually,
this is my mom--
489
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,395
[mary gasps]
490
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:26,063
[laughs]
wait, wait...
491
00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:28,065
You... Think we're dating?
492
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:29,333
-What is she, a fourth year?
493
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:32,336
-[gasps]
oh...
494
00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:34,371
Sit down, my love, hm?
495
00:19:36,408 --> 00:19:37,341
What's your name?
496
00:19:37,476 --> 00:19:38,876
-Linda.
-I'm mary.
497
00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:41,545
-Hi, nice to meet ya.
-I love your hair!
498
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:42,879
Dick: Alright, now!
499
00:19:42,916 --> 00:19:46,484
Five, four, three, two, one!
500
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,885
That's time!
501
00:19:48,922 --> 00:19:50,688
[applause]
502
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:53,957
-You alright, pat?
-Oh...
503
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:57,027
Yeah, but I only got
one bloody bill.
504
00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:58,963
-Mike had me
put flour on 'em, eh?
505
00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:00,998
-What?
506
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:03,467
-Aw, jeez, the hundred!
507
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,569
You knows you can't keep it,
though, now, pat.
508
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,638
The rules.
509
00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:09,773
-Ah, I know.
510
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:12,977
But I still won,
though, didn't I?
511
00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:15,780
He won 100 dollars!
512
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:18,949
[crowd cheering]
513
00:20:18,952 --> 00:20:21,785
Adult mark (v.O.): Winning
can feel pretty great.
514
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:29,393
Pop: You look like a gutted cod
gasping for air.
515
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:31,529
-Pop, shh!
516
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,097
Mr. Tilley: [tv] what was
the last state
517
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:35,800
To join the us union?
518
00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:37,535
-Hawaii?
-That is correct!
519
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,436
-I look like I'm gonna throw up.
520
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,072
-I look awesome.
521
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:42,873
-Yeah, you do.
522
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:44,608
Mr. Tilley: Oh,
and that's time!
523
00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:47,477
Our provincial champions
tonight, cashin academy!
524
00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:50,881
They'll be carrying on
to the nationals in ottawa!
525
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,550
Goodnight, everyone.
526
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:55,352
[busy signal]
527
00:20:56,656 --> 00:21:00,090
You were amazing.
528
00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:01,692
-We taped it.
529
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:04,428
Do you wanna come over
and watch it again after school?
530
00:21:04,563 --> 00:21:06,764
-Yeah!
I'd love that.
531
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,499
-Okay.
You hang up.
532
00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:09,966
-No, you.
-No, you .
533
00:21:10,003 --> 00:21:11,468
-No, y--
534
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:15,573
Adult mark (v.O.): Love
is a game best played
535
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:16,440
With two players.
536
00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:18,776
And when you find
the right player,
537
00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:21,578
Nobody loses.
538
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:25,783
♪
539
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:29,453
♪
540
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:32,923
♪
541
00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:36,126
♪
542
00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:39,930
♪
543
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:43,601
♪
544
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:47,437
♪