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[alarm clock rings]
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Adult mark (v.O.): Every morning
started with a stand-off.
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♪
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Pop's bladder
was like a leaky faucet.
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-Don't you dare.
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-I'll only be a minute.
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-I'm 80.
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I might not have a minute!
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Adult mark (v.O.): I, too, had
the bladder of an 80-year-old
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But luckily, I had the legs
of a man in his 40s.
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-I'm sorry it came to this.
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[western film music]
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Pop: Hey!
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-Oh, yeah...
-No, hey, hey!
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-[knocks on door]
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This is an emergency!
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-What's all the racket?
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-Mike stole the bathroom!
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-I'm not above
using the kitchen sink.
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-[pounds on door]
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Get out of it!
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Mark: Hey!
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-Toilet's not flushing.
-What?
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Did you jiggle the handle?
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-Yeah, 'course.
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-Then what's he doing in there?
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-Hm.
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Toilet's busted.
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-Then why'd you go?
-Oh, why don't you go?
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-Oh, no, ya don't!
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I've gotta have a look.
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-No!
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I need to go!
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-I just gotta jiggle the handle.
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Well, that's strange.
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-Did you break the toilet?
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-No, I didn't break it.
I'm fixing it!
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-Did you jiggle the handle?
-Can I have some privacy?
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-Get dressed.
You can go at school.
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-I have human rights!
This is ridiculous.
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Mary: Septic tank might be full.
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Do you want me
to call my father?
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-No, no, no. I get insulted
enough by my own father.
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-Okay, then I'll call a plumber.
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-No, wait, wait, don't do that.
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You can call him, but tell him
I already jiggled the handle,
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So it's not that.
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-Okay...
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♪
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♪
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[breathing nervously]
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Adult mark (v.O.):
Every bump and jiggle
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Threatened to make my legs cry.
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-Give it up! You need to read
that before we get to school.
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-Frig off!
You're not my mudder!
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-Well, since dad's frigged off
and mom's working two jobs,
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I am.
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-Do you mind?
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I'm dealing with
a personal issue.
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Fox: Come on, open it up.
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Now read that for me.
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-A moose! Luh!
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Fox: Great job.
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-Mom's s'posed to
sign that, luh.
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-Nimrod!
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This says that if you
mess up one more time
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You'll be suspended!
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-I know! Wicked, wha?
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Me brudder don't need no school
and I don't need none, neither.
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Adult mark (v.O.): His past
was tense, his future imperfect,
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And his grammar was terrible.
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-He's a loser, ya hear me?
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Staying away from him
is the only way
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To keep us all together.
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If you gets kicked out,
you'll get another kick from me.
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Right in the nuts.
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You want dad to take us?
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Sign my mudder's name to this.
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-Why me?
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-The nun knows
my handwriting.
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She won't suspect yours.
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-Fine.
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But this makes me an accessory.
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Mark: Suz...
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-Middle fox: Bump!
-[laughter]
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-Oh, you frigged it up!
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-You're welcome.
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Adult mark (v.O.):
The bus driver wasn't
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The only one likely
to have an accident.
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♪
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♪
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-Give me your hand.
-Hey. C'mere.
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-Ignore him.
-I got a job for ya.
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-Just leave him alone.
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Get in there.
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Go on.
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♪
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♪
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Mark: Okay...
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-Uh, you got a sec?
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-Maybe half a sec?
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-I don't know what to be at.
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Dad's saying that mom's not
a good enough mother, and...
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-Hm...
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-If he gets kicked out,
I just...
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I just-- I feel like everything
is about to fall apart.
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Adult mark (v.O.): She was
finally opening up to me,
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But I had no time
for heart-to-hearts.
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The only organ I could
think of was my bladder.
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-I want to hear this,
I really do.
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But I have to pee so bad,
I'm practically gargling.
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Hold that thought!
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-Yeah, sure.
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Mark: Oh... Oh...
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-Whatever.
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-Okay...
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-Oh, hey, pal!
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How's it going?
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Sidle up.
Plenty of room!
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Adult mark (v.O.): My dream
was to be a comedian.
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But at the urinal, I suffered
from performance anxiety.
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-I'm a stall man.
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Ritche: Suit yourself.
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♪
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Adult mark (v.O.):
The crappy doors of the crapper
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Swung as freely as
saloon doors in the wild west.
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[door creaking]
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Adult mark (v.O.):
The bowl itself
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Was probably the cleanest
surface in the stall.
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-Eugh... Eugh...
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Ritche: How's it going in there?
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Mark: Fine, thanks.
Eugh...
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Silver fox: Put your pickle away
and get out!
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-I-I have to wash my hands!
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Middle fox: He said frig off!
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Adult mark (v.O.): Peeing
would betray my location.
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I was trapped
behind enemy lines.
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-If a teacher sees ya--
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-Since when are you a wuss, b'y?
Come with me!
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-I promised her I'd stay.
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-Sooky baby promised
his little sister?
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I'm your big brother!
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What's wrong?
Ya don't like money?
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[loud clink]
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[dramatic music]
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♪
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Silver fox: [chuckles] you're
in the wrong bathroom, critch!
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Middle fox: Yeah! You should
be in the girls' room!
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Adult mark (v.O.):
I was so scared
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I could have peed my pants.
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Middle fox: You gonna
pee your panties?
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Adult mark (v.O.):
Which isn't saying much,
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Seeing my current predicament.
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-Your brother's
in the bathroom.
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-So? Just 'cause
I gotta watch him
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Doesn't mean
I have to wipe his arse.
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-No, your big brother!
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-But... He's not allowed
in the school.
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♪
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[banging noises]
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Middle fox: We know
you're in there!
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Silver fox: Come out, critch!
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Fox: What the frig?
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Mark: Fox?!
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This is the boys' room!
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Adult mark (v.O.):
I would never pee again.
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-You get busted for this,
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They're gonna
kick you out, nimrod.
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-Wasn't me.
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I don't even go here.
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-Can I have a little privacy,
please?
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[school bell rings]
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-Aw...
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Poppy bell: Ugh!
Who the hell used it
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When they knew
it wouldn't flush?
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-Damn kids, I think.
Ah, some people.
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-Thanks for coming, ed.
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I could have done it,
but mary was all...
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Well, you know women!
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-I know I'd rather her at it
than the likes 'a you.
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[chuckles]
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-How's it look, dad?
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-Uh, where's your
water shut-off?
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-Oh, we don't have one.
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-I got it.
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-I jiggled the tommy-jigger,
but the, uh,
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Whatchama-callit
didn't jangle.
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-Plunger?
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-No.
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-I got the brush here.
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-Are you coddin' me?
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-Useless.
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[toilet burbles]
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-Mary?
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-It's off.
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-Ah, good girl.
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Uh, pass me the thumb wrench.
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-Oh, yes.
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Now, and, uh...
What colour would that one be?
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-Mary?
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-Here you go, dad.
-Thanks, ducky.
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I'm gonna have to
take the bowl off.
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Got a bucket?
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-Yup.
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-I'll, uh-- I'll go
give her a hand with that.
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-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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-Mike?
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-[quietly]
he hates me!
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-No, he just raised me
all on his own, is all.
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He's just protective
of his little girl.
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And he never comes over here
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Because he thinks
you don't like him.
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-I don't!
He thinks I'm useless!
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He's always making fun of me,
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And you always
end up taking his side.
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-Mike!
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Just because you can't
fix a toilet or drive a car
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Or change a tire...
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You might not be
good enough for him,
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But you're perfect for me.
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-Not good enough?
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-Here.
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Why don't you
give him the bucket?
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Show him how handy you can be.
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Now, just remember...
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He's just as scared of you
as you are of him.
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[inspirational music]
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-I'm not scared 'a you!
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Bucket.
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What a man's man.
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Mary, help me lift the bowl off.
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I wouldn't want you
to crack a nail.
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-Yeah, mike, you should go
soak your hands in palmolive.
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[both laughing]
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♪
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Poppy bell: Alright, now,
just give me a second.
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-May I use the washroom, sister?
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-Class just started.
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If jesus can go without food
for 40 days and 40 nights,
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You can hold your pee
until recess.
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-Don't think about waterfalls.
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[announcement over pa]
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Sister rose: There has been
an act of vandalism
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In the grade-nine washroom.
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Would all boys who used
the second floor washroom
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This morning
report to the main staircase?
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Class: Ooh!
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[pop snoring]
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-It's not right.
-What?
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Oh.
Hello, eddie.
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00:10:21,588 --> 00:10:23,554
Uh...
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Uh, I was just reading.
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-Oh yeah?
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00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:29,127
I said, "it's not right."
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A grown man
sleeping in with a boy.
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He's too old for that now.
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-Oh...
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I mean, we get along.
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He doesn't seem to mind.
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-Should be sleeping
on his own.
261
00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:45,009
That boy's too soft.
262
00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:48,379
-You don't know him like I do.
263
00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:51,215
-Yes. You're right there.
264
00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:59,157
-You suck up all the crap,
did ya?
265
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,960
-Not ashamed of it, either.
266
00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:04,028
You critches.
267
00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:06,263
You know what your problem is?
268
00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:08,867
-No, but I have a feeling
I'm about to find out.
269
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,836
-You think that
your crap don't stink.
270
00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:16,941
Well, I can tell ya first-hand,
eugh, it does.
271
00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:18,976
I'm not afraid to
get my hands dirty.
272
00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:22,180
Your son?
All he does is yap.
273
00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:24,315
Yap, yap, yap.
274
00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:25,850
That's not work.
275
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:28,586
-Well, he put a roof
over your daughter's head.
276
00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:30,187
You should be grateful.
277
00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:33,057
-Mary could've had her pick.
278
00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:34,626
I don't know
what she sees in him.
279
00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:36,627
He doesn't even own this house.
280
00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:38,830
Sure, I built mine.
281
00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:42,200
You ever own a house, pat?
282
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,201
-No.
283
00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:44,335
I never did.
284
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:45,837
-Sin.
285
00:11:45,972 --> 00:11:48,539
It's a grand thing
to own your own house.
286
00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:52,143
Knowing you'll never be
a burden to anyone.
287
00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:53,244
-Ah.
288
00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:58,082
Another toilet that won't flush.
289
00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:02,520
-Sister?
290
00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:03,788
-Yes?
291
00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:05,423
-I think I got my period.
292
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:07,292
-Gross.
293
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:10,695
-Well, remember.
It's not your fault.
294
00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:12,897
It's eve's.
295
00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:22,040
-In all my years...
296
00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:28,513
In all my 40 years
as an educator...
297
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:30,481
Adult mark (v.O.):
I really needed her to
298
00:12:30,484 --> 00:12:32,851
Pick up the pace here.
I was practically sweating pee!
299
00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:35,787
Sister rose: I've never
been so mortified,
300
00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:40,925
So bewildered, so ashamed
301
00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:43,394
Of a group of students.
302
00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:45,196
Mr. Chafe?
303
00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:48,533
-Sometime between
8:45 and 9:10,
304
00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:52,670
A door was vandalized
in the grade nine washroom.
305
00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:54,338
Knocked off its hinges.
306
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:58,276
Sister rose: And mr. Chafe,
you oversee the male facilities.
307
00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:00,411
Adult mark (v.O.): My teeth
were practically floating.
308
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,614
-What was the condition
of the door before
309
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:05,550
This criminal act, mr. Chafe?
310
00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:06,750
-Perfect, sister.
311
00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:08,085
Like a bank vault.
312
00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:09,454
Adult mark (v.O.): Liar.
313
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:14,626
-So, the culprit must be
a very strong young man, indeed.
314
00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:16,360
Would you agree, mr. Chafe?
315
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:18,530
Chafe: Oh,
most certainly, sister.
316
00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:19,897
-Gentlemen...
317
00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:24,669
You are the only boys who used
that washroom this morning.
318
00:13:24,738 --> 00:13:27,105
Someone here did it.
319
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:30,642
But who could it be?
320
00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:33,978
Who would be strong enough?
321
00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:36,581
Who would be...
322
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:39,350
Stupid enough?
323
00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:48,326
Adult mark (v.O.):
Maybe it was young love.
324
00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:51,396
Maybe it was the pee
drowning out my brain.
325
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:55,199
Or maybe it was my admiration
for what fox was trying to do.
326
00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:56,801
-It was me, sister.
327
00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:57,735
Middle fox: What?
328
00:13:57,804 --> 00:13:58,870
Ritche: Dude.
329
00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:00,204
Sister rose:
That's not possible!
330
00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:02,473
You're not strong enough.
331
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,008
Asthmatic...
332
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,843
Soft...
333
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:07,144
-I think it was just puberty.
334
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,280
You know, don't know
my own strength.
335
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,016
-Are you sure
you're not being threatened?
336
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:15,687
-Chalk it up to a growth spurt.
[chuckles]
337
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:17,755
I've been drinking milk.
338
00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:20,558
-This won't buy you friendship.
339
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,294
♪
340
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:27,031
♪
341
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:28,499
-[quietly]
thank you.
342
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:31,870
Adult mark (v.O.): They say
true love is sacrifice.
343
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:34,072
Besides, how bad could it be?
344
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:35,906
-One month detention.
345
00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:38,476
And you're responsible
for the repair.
346
00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:42,680
Do you have anything
to say for yourself?
347
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:44,882
-May I use the washroom?
348
00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:47,151
-No!
349
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,692
-Hey, thanks.
350
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:55,927
That was deadly.
351
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:58,396
-Yeah. Anytime.
352
00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:03,401
♪
353
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,770
♪
354
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:09,073
♪
355
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:13,744
[water running]
356
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,613
-Well, that's it for me.
357
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,348
All done.
358
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:19,150
-Oh, thanks, dad.
-Nah.
359
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:21,585
-It was so good to see ya.
360
00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:24,288
-I s'pose I'll hear from ya
361
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:25,622
The next time
you need something.
362
00:15:25,659 --> 00:15:27,792
That's the only way
I ever hears from ya.
363
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:30,094
-Oh, give it up.
Our phone works too, ya know.
364
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:32,229
-Yeah, I s'pose.
365
00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:37,168
-Dad?
-Yeah?
366
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:39,303
-Stay for supper.
367
00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:42,306
The boys didn't see ya at all.
368
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:43,508
-No.
369
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:47,412
You got a house full, sure,
with pat and all.
370
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:50,915
-You're their grandfather too.
371
00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:54,618
-Well, what are we makin'?
372
00:15:54,688 --> 00:15:57,121
-Let's see what we got.
-[chuckles] alright.
373
00:15:57,256 --> 00:16:00,190
Let's see what we got.
374
00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:01,692
Mary: We could make turkey?
375
00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:06,663
Mike sr: Details are scanty,
376
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:09,734
But the stolen goods are
reported to have a street value
377
00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:11,869
Of over $47.
378
00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:13,705
-We need to talk.
379
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:16,274
-Mike critch for the vocm news.
-[music starts]
380
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:18,176
Pop, you can't
just walk in here!
381
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:19,277
-Yap, yap, yap.
382
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,646
That's all you ever do is yap.
383
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:25,183
You've got to
stand up to her father.
384
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:26,951
-Oh, come on.
He'll be gone in a minute.
385
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:28,285
-Oh, really?
386
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,222
She's just invited him
to supper.
387
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:34,158
And once a sewer rat
gets into the house,
388
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:37,495
They're never gonna leave.
389
00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:39,497
-You came here
just to tell me that?
390
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,899
-No!
391
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:44,102
I came to use the crapper!
392
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:47,538
I wouldn't give him
the pleasure of using ours!
393
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,645
-Is the toilet fixed?!
-Mary: Yes!
394
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,714
-The door was off
and I nearly missed the bus
395
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,783
'cause I had detention
and I gotta go!
396
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:02,820
[dramatic music]
397
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:05,189
♪
398
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:08,392
[tinkling sound]
399
00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:12,396
[triumphant music]
400
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:14,732
♪
401
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:17,802
♪
402
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,080
Pop: Well, this looks good.
403
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:30,080
Mary: There we go.
404
00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:31,816
-You wash your hands?
405
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:37,889
-Well, this looks good
after a long day working...
406
00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:39,256
Very hard.
407
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:42,793
-Very hard.
Very hard working.
408
00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:45,829
-Oh, I'm sorry, mike.
Is this your seat?
409
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,698
-No!
410
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,167
Mike, you just...
411
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:56,107
-We need to talk about
your detention.
412
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,275
Poppy bell: I didn't know
ya had it in ya.
413
00:17:58,311 --> 00:17:59,810
Beatin' the crap
out of a toilet!
414
00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:00,912
[laughter]
415
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,546
-I don't find it very funny.
416
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,516
Poppy bell: Well, I think
it's friggin' hilarious.
417
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:08,052
-Mark, you like jokes, right?
-Yeah.
418
00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:10,855
-What does a plumber
play at the casino?
419
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,123
-What?
420
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,525
-Craps!
421
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:17,327
Mike jr: Hey, I might
use that on air, poppy!
422
00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:20,063
-Vandalism is a serious matter.
423
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:23,467
-Boys will be boys.
Now, eat up!
424
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:25,402
'cause every time
you put food in your mouth,
425
00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:27,304
You put food on my table.
426
00:18:27,373 --> 00:18:29,006
-Dad!
-Ugh!
427
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:31,876
Mike jr: Gross.
That is gross!
428
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:36,046
-You know, I think that's
enough toilet talk at the table.
429
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,514
-Mike!
430
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,223
-You think
you're better than me, mike?
431
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:47,291
-You're the one always
taking the piss outta me.
432
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,894
-[laughs]
well, that's kind of his job!
433
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:54,899
Eh...
434
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:56,167
Pop: First, supper...
435
00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:58,302
Then what?
436
00:18:58,437 --> 00:19:00,671
Oh, well,
you're not having my bed!
437
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:03,407
They'll have to drag me
out of that room in a box!
438
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,775
-Sweet dreams.
439
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:08,513
-Will you all just
friggin' get along, please!
440
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,848
Dad, show some manners.
441
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,216
Pop: He's very immature.
442
00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:14,886
-And you!
Give him a break.
443
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:17,321
He is just jealous that
you spend so much time
444
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,422
With the boys.
445
00:19:18,424 --> 00:19:19,657
-Now, mary, I never...
446
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,393
-And I knew you were useless
when I married ya.
447
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,662
I don't like my men handy.
448
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:28,532
And I have never been
ashamed of you a day in my life.
449
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:31,235
You are welcome here
any time, in any room,
450
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,371
Not just the bathroom.
451
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:38,842
No more favours, hmm?
452
00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:42,212
-Fine.
453
00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:43,513
Yeah.
454
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:46,951
So, uh, mike,
455
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,820
Looks like you owe me
150 bucks for that toilet.
456
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,126
[laughter]
457
00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:59,263
Mike sr: He got me there.
458
00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:00,664
Put it on our tab.
459
00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:03,034
[all chuckling]
460
00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:05,035
♪
461
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:07,972
-Okay, so just like how
we did this one, you have to...
462
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,173
Adult mark (v.O.): Sometimes
it's easier to pretend
463
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:12,109
To be someone we're not.
464
00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:15,513
-Okay, no, you have to do, like,
that thing right there, okay?
465
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:16,847
Do you remember
you did that before?
466
00:20:16,982 --> 00:20:18,048
Do you remember?
467
00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:19,984
Adult mark (v.O.):
We put on a tough exterior...
468
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:22,987
To keep the world from seeing
how soft and squishy
469
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,121
We are inside.
470
00:20:24,157 --> 00:20:25,189
-Is this all of us?
471
00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:26,390
Middle fox: That's cute.
472
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:27,658
-Is that you?
473
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,061
Oh, buddy.
474
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:32,463
-What's goin' on over here, hey?
475
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:34,197
Adult mark (v.O.):
We all have baggage,
476
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:37,401
But the trick is to find people
who will help you unpack.
477
00:20:37,536 --> 00:20:40,004
Suzanne: Did you make that?
Is that you?
478
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,472
Oh my goodness!
479
00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:42,606
Is that of us?
480
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,208
-Okay, let's finish this.
-Okay.
481
00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:46,343
-So, let's just skip that.
482
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:48,546
Let's just do this one,
it's fine. [laughs]
483
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:51,349
♪
484
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:55,086
♪
485
00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:57,655
-Ah.
Yeah.
486
00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,724
Adult mark (v.O.): The key
is to find people
487
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:02,026
Who love you
for who you really are.
488
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:05,796
♪
489
00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:08,366
Poppy bell: Looks like
you're an old hand at it.
490
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:09,834
[chuckles]
that's it.
491
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:12,202
Adult mark (v.O.): And you
might even surprise yourself.
492
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:13,470
Mark: I think so.
493
00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:15,773
-Alright, let's check it out.
-Okay.
494
00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:17,908
Adult mark (v.O.): Doing
something for someone else
495
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:20,444
Can teach you
a lot about yourself.
496
00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:27,184
♪
497
00:21:27,220 --> 00:21:30,855
♪
498
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:34,592
♪
499
00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:37,328
♪
500
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:40,263
♪
501
00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:44,869
♪
502
00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:47,971
♪