1 00:00:03,704 --> 00:00:04,703 Adult mark (v.O.): Mere minutes to three... 2 00:00:04,705 --> 00:00:06,305 On a weekend! 3 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:08,307 I could almost taste the freedom. 4 00:00:08,442 --> 00:00:09,441 Sister rose: Children! 5 00:00:09,576 --> 00:00:13,378 As you know, tonight is bonfire night. 6 00:00:13,414 --> 00:00:15,313 -Burn, baby, burn! 7 00:00:15,315 --> 00:00:17,282 [students chuckle] 8 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:20,985 -Do you know why they light the fire, children? 9 00:00:21,022 --> 00:00:22,721 -We covered this in my monarchist's club. 10 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:25,257 Guy fawkes tried to blow up parliament in 1605 11 00:00:25,392 --> 00:00:26,925 And kill king james I. 12 00:00:26,927 --> 00:00:29,795 So people light fires ever since to celebrate his failure. 13 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:33,332 -Guy fawkes was a catholic, mr. Critch. 14 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:36,235 He was a hero, not a villain! 15 00:00:36,237 --> 00:00:39,038 He wanted to blow up the protestant king 16 00:00:39,173 --> 00:00:41,473 To spark a catholic revolution. 17 00:00:41,608 --> 00:00:45,009 He was tortured in the tower of london. 18 00:00:45,046 --> 00:00:47,813 He was drawn and quartered. 19 00:00:47,882 --> 00:00:51,349 The bonfires they lit were to burn his holiness, 20 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:53,885 The pope, in effigy. 21 00:00:53,954 --> 00:00:59,224 When you burn a bonfire, children, you burn a catholic, 22 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:02,494 And you warm yourselves on the flames of hell! 23 00:01:03,898 --> 00:01:05,297 [school bell rings] 24 00:01:05,299 --> 00:01:06,998 -Have fun. 25 00:01:07,034 --> 00:01:11,402 [organ music] 26 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:14,039 -Oh, uh, I'm walking over to dad's. 27 00:01:14,108 --> 00:01:15,574 There's a bonfire by his place. 28 00:01:15,643 --> 00:01:17,309 -I thought he moved around the bay. 29 00:01:17,378 --> 00:01:19,111 -Yeah, but housing don't know that. 30 00:01:19,180 --> 00:01:21,647 Mom says her name's still on it, so shag him. 31 00:01:21,782 --> 00:01:24,850 -Sounds complicated. -Don't get me started. 32 00:01:24,852 --> 00:01:26,652 Parents are some childish. 33 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:28,854 So, wanna come? 34 00:01:28,923 --> 00:01:31,056 -Oh, uh... I dunno. 35 00:01:31,191 --> 00:01:32,324 It sounds dangerous. 36 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:33,659 I-- I've never been to one before. 37 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:35,494 They don't have them on my street. 38 00:01:35,496 --> 00:01:37,129 -That's 'cause your street's a highway. 39 00:01:37,198 --> 00:01:38,396 Sounds fun. 40 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:40,365 I just gotta call home when we get there. 41 00:01:40,367 --> 00:01:42,267 -Come on, don't be such a wuss. 42 00:01:42,402 --> 00:01:44,536 -Bit'a fire can't hurt ya. -Yes, it can. 43 00:01:44,538 --> 00:01:46,771 That's why they have a fire department! 44 00:01:46,807 --> 00:01:49,808 ♪ 45 00:01:49,877 --> 00:01:52,211 Adult mark (v.O.): It was a different kind of fire 46 00:01:52,346 --> 00:01:55,013 That burned in my heart. 47 00:01:55,082 --> 00:01:57,482 -Okay, fine. I'm in too. 48 00:01:57,551 --> 00:01:59,017 You guys do have a hose, right? 49 00:01:59,053 --> 00:02:00,585 Fox: No. 50 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:06,291 Mary: Oh, mike, get down off there! 51 00:02:06,426 --> 00:02:07,359 You'll break your neck. 52 00:02:07,494 --> 00:02:08,993 -I'm testing the smoke detectors. 53 00:02:09,029 --> 00:02:10,762 I gotta do a ride-along with the cops tonight 54 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:12,364 So I can't be home. 55 00:02:12,433 --> 00:02:15,233 Whole city's liable to burn down again tonight. 56 00:02:15,369 --> 00:02:18,503 Adult mark (v.O.): I came by my fear of fire honestly. 57 00:02:18,572 --> 00:02:21,105 -St. John's hasn't burned since 1892. 58 00:02:21,142 --> 00:02:23,175 -Because of smoke detectors! -Mm-hm... 59 00:02:23,177 --> 00:02:24,910 -Every sleeveen with a pack'a matches 60 00:02:24,912 --> 00:02:26,711 Is gonna be out roaming the streets tonight! 61 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:30,382 -Is there anything here that I can burn? 62 00:02:30,451 --> 00:02:31,783 -Absolutely not! 63 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:36,121 -Ah, my club's having a party and it's byob: 64 00:02:36,256 --> 00:02:38,490 "bring your own bonfire." 65 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:41,893 The b'ys are coming by later on to collect some stuff, 66 00:02:41,896 --> 00:02:45,029 But we don't have anything worth burning. 67 00:02:45,065 --> 00:02:46,265 -What about that old thing? 68 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:47,399 I'm sick of looking at it. 69 00:02:47,468 --> 00:02:50,402 -Oh, I'd love to, but I can't lift him. 70 00:02:50,404 --> 00:02:51,803 -Not funny. 71 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:54,640 -I was talking about the chair. I hate that filthy old thing. 72 00:02:54,775 --> 00:02:55,640 -My chair? 73 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:57,008 But this is a beautiful antique! 74 00:02:57,077 --> 00:02:59,344 You just don't have an eye for beautiful things. 75 00:02:59,479 --> 00:03:01,013 I mean, look at the lines on this thing. 76 00:03:01,148 --> 00:03:02,380 -Will you frig off?! 77 00:03:02,449 --> 00:03:03,949 -[smoke detector beeping] -it's ugly. 78 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:05,684 -That chair is off-limits! 79 00:03:05,753 --> 00:03:07,752 -Mike, will you shut that thing off?! 80 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:09,221 -I'm trying to! 81 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:11,890 Mary: [groans] damn thing! 82 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,026 Pop: Whoa, whoa! 83 00:03:14,028 --> 00:03:15,159 Jeez... Whoa. 84 00:03:15,196 --> 00:03:18,162 Ooh... 85 00:03:18,199 --> 00:03:19,497 Mm-hm... 86 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:22,501 -You are not gonna burn my broom! 87 00:03:22,503 --> 00:03:25,670 -However would you get around? 88 00:03:25,805 --> 00:03:28,172 Ah, well! 89 00:03:28,209 --> 00:03:29,374 I suppose I could... 90 00:03:29,509 --> 00:03:31,376 Use these batteries. 91 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:33,912 I mean, they may blow up real good. 92 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:36,481 Fox: One year it got totally out of control. 93 00:03:36,483 --> 00:03:38,784 It was massive, and like, they had to call people, 94 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:40,385 But it was so cool. 95 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:42,454 [police radio] 96 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:45,924 -Maybe a bad time to use your phone? 97 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,726 -Mom? 98 00:03:47,861 --> 00:03:49,527 -Wait. 99 00:03:53,033 --> 00:03:54,232 -Is everything okay? 100 00:03:54,367 --> 00:03:55,901 Officer: And that's when I caught him 101 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:58,803 Stealing propane tanks off'a decks. 102 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:00,338 -What the hell has gotten into you? 103 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:02,874 -I was just gonna throw them in the bonfire for a laugh, is all. 104 00:04:02,943 --> 00:04:04,643 -Oh my god, I hates ye staying here! 105 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:06,110 Nothing but trouble! Your father frigs off 106 00:04:06,146 --> 00:04:07,546 To cape broyle and here I am-- 107 00:04:07,548 --> 00:04:08,913 -Look, if I catch him out again tonight-- 108 00:04:08,983 --> 00:04:11,416 -That you will not. I'm not letting you out of my sight! 109 00:04:11,452 --> 00:04:12,818 -Oh, come on! I gotta be somewhere. 110 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:13,785 -So? 111 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,620 We were all gonna go to the fire, 112 00:04:15,623 --> 00:04:17,022 But now you shagged that up too! 113 00:04:17,157 --> 00:04:19,024 Officer: You're lucky I got somewhere to be 114 00:04:19,026 --> 00:04:20,158 Or I'd take ya in. 115 00:04:20,194 --> 00:04:22,761 You're almost 18. 116 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:25,163 And it won't be the boys home for him then. 117 00:04:25,298 --> 00:04:27,699 [police radio] 118 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:31,303 -Look, ever since his father took off, 119 00:04:31,305 --> 00:04:32,570 It's been one thing after another. 120 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:34,706 I'm on my last nerve! 121 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,374 -Mom can't take much more of this. 122 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:38,343 It's not fair to her. 123 00:04:38,412 --> 00:04:39,578 And you could go to jail. 124 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:41,312 -[laughs] they won't press charges 125 00:04:41,348 --> 00:04:42,714 If they knows what's good for 'em. 126 00:04:42,849 --> 00:04:45,383 I got friends now, ya know? 127 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:47,585 Listen, I need you to do something for me. 128 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:48,787 -Oh, frig off! 129 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:50,522 My friends seen that cop car. 130 00:04:50,657 --> 00:04:52,591 Do you know how embarrassing that is? 131 00:04:52,593 --> 00:04:53,825 -Fine, I'll get our brother to do it. 132 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:55,193 -No, no. 133 00:04:55,262 --> 00:04:56,862 Leave him alone. 134 00:04:56,997 --> 00:04:58,930 That's just what mom needs now, huh? 135 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:00,599 He's trying to stay out of trouble. 136 00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:02,400 -I just need something picked up is all, okay? 137 00:05:02,436 --> 00:05:05,871 If I'm not there to get it, I will be in a lot of trouble. 138 00:05:06,006 --> 00:05:08,373 -Oh, yeah? Worse than the cops? 139 00:05:08,508 --> 00:05:12,077 -Yeah. 140 00:05:12,146 --> 00:05:14,079 Last time, okay? I swear. 141 00:05:14,214 --> 00:05:16,814 And then I'll be good. 142 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:17,949 For mom. 143 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:20,952 ♪ 144 00:05:22,856 --> 00:05:24,189 Adult mark (v.O.): A thousand scenarios 145 00:05:24,258 --> 00:05:27,092 Played through my mind, each one worse than the last. 146 00:05:27,161 --> 00:05:28,760 -Maybe someone broke in. 147 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:32,029 -I don't think robbers rob other robbers. 148 00:05:32,066 --> 00:05:34,899 -Uh, hey! What's up? I mean in general. 149 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:36,835 Whatever's going on is none of our business. 150 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:38,169 Unless you wanted to share-- 151 00:05:38,205 --> 00:05:39,504 -I need to go get something. 152 00:05:39,639 --> 00:05:41,139 -We're gonna miss the bonfire! 153 00:05:41,274 --> 00:05:42,607 -I've gotta go get a package. 154 00:05:42,609 --> 00:05:43,975 My brother's in trouble. 155 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:45,977 -I thought I saw a cop car. Is he-- 156 00:05:46,046 --> 00:05:48,046 -Not that. Worse. 157 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:51,716 If you had to do something bad 158 00:05:51,719 --> 00:05:54,652 But it was to protect someone that you care about... 159 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,755 Is it still bad? 160 00:05:56,824 --> 00:05:58,123 -Yes. 161 00:05:58,125 --> 00:06:01,526 [police radio] 162 00:06:01,595 --> 00:06:03,929 -Maybe you should tell an adult. 163 00:06:04,064 --> 00:06:06,664 -Forget it. I'll just do it myself. 164 00:06:09,436 --> 00:06:11,069 -Whatever it is, he probably deserves it. 165 00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:12,804 Adult mark (v.O.): Wherever she was going 166 00:06:12,939 --> 00:06:14,306 Was more dangerous than any bonfire. 167 00:06:14,308 --> 00:06:18,677 But like a moth to a flame, I couldn't help myself. 168 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:20,611 -Wait, you can't be serious! 169 00:06:20,647 --> 00:06:22,680 -I'd do it for you too! 170 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:26,851 -I still haven't even called home! 171 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,820 Guys... 172 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:29,955 Wait up! 173 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:33,425 -There ya are. -Let's go, c'mon. 174 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,727 -You just missed your friends. 175 00:06:35,796 --> 00:06:37,362 -Oh. 176 00:06:37,497 --> 00:06:39,364 Did you give 'em something to burn? 177 00:06:39,499 --> 00:06:41,065 -Yup. 178 00:06:43,437 --> 00:06:44,636 -You didn't! 179 00:06:44,771 --> 00:06:46,504 -Told you I was sick of lookin' at it. 180 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:48,206 -You're gonna have to take me down there! 181 00:06:48,275 --> 00:06:49,707 I gotta stop them! 182 00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:51,709 -Oh, don't be so foolish. I'll get ya another chair. 183 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:55,112 -There's more to that chair than meets the eye. 184 00:06:55,149 --> 00:06:56,414 Come on! 185 00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:57,649 -Fine. 186 00:06:57,718 --> 00:07:00,985 I actually can't wait to watch that thing burn. 187 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:03,788 -Mike critch, vocm news, on a ride-along with the police 188 00:07:03,791 --> 00:07:06,991 As they patrol the horrific hellfire, the flood of flame, 189 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:09,393 The destructive dystopia, of bonfire night. 190 00:07:09,430 --> 00:07:11,329 Stay inside, dampen your walls. 191 00:07:11,398 --> 00:07:14,599 Mike critch, vocm pyro-patrol. 192 00:07:24,077 --> 00:07:26,444 Adult mark (v.O.): I'd never seen anything like it. 193 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:29,548 Part block party, part wicker man. 194 00:07:31,418 --> 00:07:33,751 -It's not safe. 195 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:36,087 -You think it's safer to stay here and play with fire? 196 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:37,088 -Yes. 197 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:39,524 There's more than one way to get burned. 198 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:41,225 -Think of it as a quest. 199 00:07:41,261 --> 00:07:42,494 Like lord of the rings. 200 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:44,162 -I didn't read lord of the rings. 201 00:07:44,231 --> 00:07:46,831 How does it end? 202 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:48,900 -I don't know. I didn't read it either. 203 00:07:48,936 --> 00:07:51,136 -Hey! Stop yer gawkin'. 204 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:53,438 Come on, will ya? 205 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:56,174 ♪ 206 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:58,777 ♪ 207 00:07:58,779 --> 00:08:00,979 -Okay, this is a shortcut. We can hop the fence. 208 00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:02,714 -Why can't we just go around? 209 00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:04,582 -It's twice as far that way. 210 00:08:04,618 --> 00:08:06,551 You need to call home, right? 211 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:09,086 -There's no way I'm climbing that. 212 00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:16,728 -It's easy. See? A baby could climb this. 213 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:22,133 -Okay... 214 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:25,270 Fox: Would you hurry up? 215 00:08:25,339 --> 00:08:26,638 Ritche: It's not even high. 216 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:28,439 -Will you stop arseing around? 217 00:08:28,475 --> 00:08:30,375 Adult mark (v.O.): I had the upper body strength 218 00:08:30,377 --> 00:08:31,276 Of a jellyfish. 219 00:08:31,345 --> 00:08:32,944 -Ritche: Come on, mark! -Thanks, ritche. 220 00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:35,614 -Ritche: You're almost there! -Mark: Alright... 221 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:37,482 Ooh... 222 00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:38,483 Oh! 223 00:08:38,618 --> 00:08:40,384 Fox: Finally! 224 00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:45,824 Okay, your turn. 225 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:49,027 -Oh, yeah. I'm okay, thank you! 226 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:52,163 ♪ 227 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:54,432 ♪ 228 00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:55,700 [fabric tears] 229 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:57,469 -Mark: Ah, come on. -I'm stuck! 230 00:08:57,471 --> 00:08:58,770 -Okay, well, just rip them, then. 231 00:08:58,839 --> 00:09:01,172 -These are my school pants! 232 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:02,707 -Come on. 233 00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:04,309 You can get over. 234 00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:05,443 -Ow, the wire! 235 00:09:05,479 --> 00:09:07,612 -Okay, we have to leave him. 236 00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:09,114 -We can't do that. 237 00:09:09,116 --> 00:09:12,584 -We can get him on the way back. 238 00:09:12,586 --> 00:09:15,987 -"the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few." 239 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:20,058 -Or the one. 240 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,660 -Ugh, everyone I know is an arse! 241 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:27,599 ♪ 242 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,867 -Can you call home for me? 243 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:37,208 I don't know what all the fuss is about. 244 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:39,811 That chair looks like it's been burned twice already! 245 00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:42,713 -No, but it did survive a riot. -Hm? 246 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:47,218 -Yes, it was 1932, before we joined canada. 247 00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:51,856 We had our own prime minister then, sir richard squires. 248 00:09:51,858 --> 00:09:53,625 Not that it did us any good. 249 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,494 He was a fox in the henhouse. 250 00:09:56,530 --> 00:09:58,896 The people were starving. 251 00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:03,901 It started as a protest, but things got out of hand. 252 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,104 They were out for blood. 253 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,906 Me too. 254 00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:11,642 [loud clamour] 255 00:10:11,678 --> 00:10:16,881 ♪ 256 00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:18,616 Pop: There's something about being in a mob 257 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,318 That makes you fearless. 258 00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:24,656 And something about youth that makes you stupid. 259 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:28,259 Young pop: Get outta here, ya coward! 260 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:31,329 [loud clamour] 261 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:34,465 ♪ 262 00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:38,336 Pop: The prime minister escaped disguised as a woman. 263 00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:40,404 He barely got away with his life. 264 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,941 Me? 265 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:45,476 I got away with his chair. 266 00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:49,948 -Why the hell didn't you tell us that before? 267 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:52,217 -I was never gonna admit to having stolen goods! 268 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:53,685 That chair is hot! 269 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,487 And it's about to get even hotter! 270 00:10:55,622 --> 00:10:57,088 Come on, step on it! 271 00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:59,690 -Go! -[tires squeal] 272 00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:01,693 -Sorry. -Just be careful. 273 00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:03,695 I think I'll put my belt on. 274 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:06,665 ♪ 275 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:10,235 ♪ 276 00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:13,003 ♪ 277 00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:18,843 -What's in this package? 278 00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:21,779 -I didn't ask. 279 00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:23,614 I didn't want to know. 280 00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:25,250 -I think we both know. 281 00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:28,787 You can always tell my dad. 282 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,188 Or officer butt? 283 00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:34,392 -Cops aren't there to help people like me, mark. 284 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,695 You don't have to do this. 285 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:38,997 -If you do, I do. 286 00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:42,066 ♪ 287 00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:45,637 ♪ 288 00:11:45,639 --> 00:11:46,805 -I'm scared. 289 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:48,806 Adult mark (v.O.): I had an chance to show her 290 00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:49,940 I could be a bad boy. 291 00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:51,009 I was an actor. 292 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:53,277 All I had to do was... Act tough. 293 00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:54,411 -Allow me. 294 00:11:54,448 --> 00:11:57,615 My brother rented a cheech and chong movie once. 295 00:11:57,750 --> 00:12:00,685 ♪ 296 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:03,288 ♪ 297 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:05,156 [knocking] 298 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,701 -What do ye want, youngsters? 299 00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:18,102 -Hello, sir. 300 00:12:18,104 --> 00:12:19,637 My name's mark. 301 00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:22,106 Uh, this is my associate, fox. 302 00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:24,676 And, uh, we're here for the, uh... 303 00:12:24,678 --> 00:12:27,779 "package." 304 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,980 -My brother sent me to pick it up. 305 00:12:29,982 --> 00:12:31,382 -How old are you? 306 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,785 -Sixteen. -Thirteen. 307 00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:34,919 -[laughs] 308 00:12:35,054 --> 00:12:37,355 Oh, your brother's an arse. 309 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:40,458 ♪ 310 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:43,127 ♪ 311 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:44,595 Adult mark (v.O.): For a drug dealer, 312 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:47,164 He sure was bad at keeping plants alive. 313 00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:53,571 -Nice hideout you got here. 314 00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:56,141 Uh, I mean, apartment. 315 00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:00,545 -So, do you have it or not? 316 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:02,480 -What's the rush? 317 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,616 Chill out. 318 00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:07,418 -Yeah. What is the rush? 319 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,687 We pick up packages all the time. 320 00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:12,223 My street name is "the mailman." 321 00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:15,093 -What are you doing? -I don't know. 322 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:18,963 [tv show playing] 323 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:21,733 -[chuckles] 324 00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:25,069 -What happened to all your knives? 325 00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:28,239 -We got places to be, ya know? 326 00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:29,907 -[sighs] 327 00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:35,413 So, where's your brother? 328 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,248 -His mom said he wasn't allowed out. 329 00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:39,149 -He's busy! 330 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,025 Adult mark (v.O.): And with that, 331 00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:50,394 I was a drug dealer. 332 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,129 ♪ 333 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,465 -Don't you want to check it? 334 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:57,602 ♪ 335 00:13:57,671 --> 00:14:00,538 -A little light? 336 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,907 -It's fine. 337 00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:04,275 -I'm gonna level with you. 338 00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:06,477 Normally, the only joint I roll is my ankle. 339 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,612 The only grass I'm hooked on is degrassi. 340 00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:09,814 Am I right? 341 00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,548 You know, I would, but asthma. 342 00:14:11,585 --> 00:14:13,618 If I was a seabird, I'd be a puffin. 343 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:16,921 -Do you always talk this much when you're scared? 344 00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:19,090 -Yes. 345 00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,792 -Come on, let's go. 346 00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:22,226 -Okay. 347 00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:24,829 Wow! This has been a hoot. 348 00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:28,165 -You tell your brother I don't like being made a fool of. 349 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,368 Mark: Bye-bye! 350 00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:35,039 Fox: Let's go, come on! 351 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,841 Adult mark (v.O.): We ran outside to find 352 00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:39,911 The world had gotten a little darker. 353 00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:40,912 Fox: Come on, let's go! 354 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,046 Mark: Ooh, a beetle! 355 00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:47,018 Mike jr: It's bonfire night, folks. 356 00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:50,321 Have fun, but remember, be safe. 357 00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,123 Now, let's check in with mike critch 358 00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:54,659 To see where the action is. 359 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,694 Mike sr: Oh, the humanity! 360 00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:59,263 Everywhere we look, the sea of flames threatens to blaze 361 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:01,466 Into a towering inferno. 362 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:06,204 For the love of god, stay home and avoid this pagan pyre! 363 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:09,140 Mike critch, in the vocm pyro-patrol cruiser. 364 00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:10,774 [officer butt snoring] 365 00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:15,013 -Okay... Coming up, we have 366 00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:17,348 Talking heads with "burning down the house," 367 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:20,217 Followed by billy joel with "we didn't start the fire." 368 00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:24,221 But first, john mellencamp with "paper in fire," 369 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:29,093 Only on your hot rock station, vocm! 370 00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:31,963 ["paper in fire" playing] 371 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,232 Adult mark (v.O.): I was on a natural high. 372 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:37,101 The rush of bonfire night and carrying narcotics 373 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,203 Was better than any ferris wheel. 374 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,238 I wasn't afraid of fire anymore. 375 00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:45,042 Like steel, the fire had only made me stronger. 376 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,779 -Did you hear me? I was like miami vice. 377 00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:49,514 I really held my own. 378 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:50,915 I think he liked me! 379 00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:52,783 Fox: Come on, we're almost there! 380 00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:55,520 Mark: Wait, we gotta go back and get ritche. 381 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:56,754 Fox: After! 382 00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:59,424 I don't wanna be walking around with this thing. 383 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,526 ♪ 384 00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:05,096 -We could always throw it in there. 385 00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:07,598 It's not gonna do him any good to get it. 386 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,234 ♪ 387 00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:13,471 -He swore it was the last time. 388 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:16,474 -Well, maybe the last time should have been the last. 389 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,477 ♪ 390 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,746 [police siren] 391 00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:24,615 -Oh, no. -Crap! Run! 392 00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:26,284 -Mark? 393 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:28,953 What are you doing here? Hop in, we'll give ya a lift! 394 00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:31,889 -Uh... No, dad, it's okay. Really, we're... 395 00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:33,057 -Nonsense. 396 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,358 It's practically a riot here. 397 00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,360 You could get yourself killed. 398 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:39,497 ♪ 399 00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:43,033 ♪ 400 00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:45,770 ♪ 401 00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:48,005 ♪ 402 00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:52,043 -Push aside the propane tanks in the back there, youngsters. 403 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,811 -Oh, fox? 404 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:58,382 You dropped your sandwich. 405 00:16:58,451 --> 00:16:59,384 -Thanks. 406 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,851 Adult mark (v.O.): Little did they know 407 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,787 That as they made their way through traffic, 408 00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:04,789 They were trafficking. 409 00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:07,658 ♪ like paper in fire... ♪ 410 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:10,928 ♪ 411 00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:13,531 -Seamus, no! 412 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:18,002 ♪ 413 00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:19,937 -Pop, no! 414 00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:22,540 ♪ 415 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,341 I don't care whose arse sat in it. 416 00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:26,143 It's not worth getting killed over 417 00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:27,945 Even if it belonged to the prime minister. 418 00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:30,348 -But it belongs to me ! 419 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,683 Look, when I moved in with you and mike, 420 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:35,953 I... I only had the clothes on my back. 421 00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:39,089 Even my bed belonged to young mike. 422 00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:43,027 That chair is the only thing in that house that belongs to me. 423 00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:46,897 I own it! 424 00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,900 -Oh, for frig's sake. 425 00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:51,936 ♪ 426 00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:54,806 ♪ 427 00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:58,075 ♪ 428 00:17:58,111 --> 00:18:01,078 ♪ so green fields turn to brown ♪ 429 00:18:01,213 --> 00:18:05,450 ♪ like paper in fire ♪ 430 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,784 Adult mark (v.O.): Old furniture doesn't 431 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,020 Have to be worth anything to be priceless. 432 00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:13,056 Like pop, they don't make 'em like that anymore. 433 00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:16,127 ["paper in fire" playing on car radio] 434 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,662 [switches radio off] 435 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,463 -Now, listen, fox. 436 00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:22,666 Your brother's been hanging around with a hard crowd. 437 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:25,469 Your other brother's no prize either. 438 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:28,472 You don't need to end up like them, you hear me? 439 00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:30,741 -Now, gary, she's a good kid. 440 00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:35,078 You're not gonna get tangled up with that crowd, are ya, fox? 441 00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,814 -No, sir. 442 00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:45,022 Goodnight. 443 00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:46,490 Thanks. 444 00:18:58,171 --> 00:19:00,137 -Do anything fun? 445 00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:01,639 -No. 446 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,174 -Good. 447 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:05,710 It's dangerous out there. 448 00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:08,846 ♪ 449 00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:12,383 ♪ 450 00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:15,520 -Cops! What the hell? -Shut up. Just take it. 451 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,121 -Sweet! 452 00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:19,590 No. 453 00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:22,159 No. Oh god, you idiot! 454 00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:24,128 -What's wrong? -It's oregano, stupid! 455 00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:26,129 -He played you! -Where are you going? 456 00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,365 -I gotta fix this. -You can't leave! 457 00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:30,434 -It's fine. Mom's on the wine. She's asleep. 458 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:34,405 -You said it was the last time! Don't! 459 00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,140 [door slams] 460 00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:40,211 ♪ 461 00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:43,948 [fire crackling] 462 00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:45,349 [pop chuckles] 463 00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:47,351 -Mary: Hey! -Pop: Ah! 464 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:50,021 Adult mark (v.O.): Something draws us 465 00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:51,522 To gather around the fire. 466 00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:54,158 Its beauty, its warmth... 467 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,027 -It's a bit dangerous, a bit hot. 468 00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:58,829 Mary: Oh, jeez... 469 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:02,533 ♪ 470 00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:04,769 Adult mark (v.O.): But if you play with fire, 471 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:06,504 You'll get burned. 472 00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:10,641 -Where's your brother? 473 00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:12,776 He's not in his room. 474 00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:14,879 [knock on door] 475 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:15,912 -Oh. 476 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:24,355 -I warned him. 477 00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:26,390 -It's all my fault. 478 00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,459 I fell asleep. 479 00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:30,127 [crying] 480 00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:31,529 -Idiot. 481 00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:37,668 Adult mark (v.O.): Maybe we're not drawn to the fire at all. 482 00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:39,870 Maybe we're drawn to the people around it. 483 00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:42,006 -Hey. -Hi! 484 00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:43,941 Is... Everything okay? 485 00:20:46,545 --> 00:20:48,612 -I'm done with him. 486 00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:50,547 ♪ 487 00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:53,084 Adult mark (v.O.): Sometimes, to save yourself, 488 00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:55,219 You have to let it all burn. 489 00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:58,155 ♪ 490 00:20:58,224 --> 00:21:01,225 ♪ 491 00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:03,927 ♪ 492 00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:07,431 ♪ 493 00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:09,666 -Aw, gang's all here. 494 00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:14,238 Where's ritche? 495 00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:15,972 -Ritche! 496 00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:19,510 -Guys? 497 00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:21,111 [coyote howling] 498 00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:22,980 -Guys! 499 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:25,983 ♪ 500 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:29,720 ♪ 501 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:33,257 ♪ 502 00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:35,926 ♪ 503 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:38,929 ♪ 504 00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:41,666 ♪ 505 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:46,270 ♪ 506 00:21:46,272 --> 00:21:48,806 ♪ 507 00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:52,442 ♪