1 00:00:03,037 --> 00:00:03,835 Adult mark (v.O.): Every spring at st bridget's, 2 00:00:03,871 --> 00:00:06,905 We'd take a trip to the pool. 3 00:00:06,907 --> 00:00:09,441 If you didn't learn to swim in that one hour a year, 4 00:00:09,477 --> 00:00:10,776 You were out of luck. 5 00:00:10,778 --> 00:00:11,910 And at 13, I... 6 00:00:12,046 --> 00:00:13,479 -Nice robe, dickhead! 7 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:15,981 Adult mark (v.O.): ...Was definitely out of luck. 8 00:00:16,050 --> 00:00:18,050 Maybe it was a survival mechanism. 9 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:20,251 For every known generation 'til pop, 10 00:00:20,287 --> 00:00:23,321 All the critch men had drowned. 11 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:24,856 [whistle blows] 12 00:00:24,892 --> 00:00:27,325 -Hey, put that down! Jamie! 13 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:30,095 What did I tell you about rough-housing? 14 00:00:30,231 --> 00:00:31,796 Come on! 15 00:00:31,798 --> 00:00:33,532 Adult mark (v.O.): There was something about a field trip 16 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:34,900 That made teachers powerless. 17 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:38,837 [loud splashing] 18 00:00:40,474 --> 00:00:46,478 ♪ 19 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:51,483 ♪ 20 00:00:51,618 --> 00:00:52,851 Hi! 21 00:00:53,988 --> 00:00:54,953 -[snickers] 22 00:00:55,022 --> 00:00:57,056 What's with the outfit? 23 00:00:57,191 --> 00:00:58,190 Still can't swim? 24 00:00:58,325 --> 00:00:59,991 -Of course, of course I can swim. 25 00:01:00,061 --> 00:01:01,493 I just... 26 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:04,163 I had a huge lunch, and you know they say 27 00:01:04,298 --> 00:01:08,033 You should wait at least three hours before I get in the pool. 28 00:01:08,035 --> 00:01:09,367 I'm heartbroken. 29 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:11,236 Middle fox: Cannonball! 30 00:01:11,305 --> 00:01:13,505 [loud splash] 31 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:15,974 -Oh, my god. What's... 32 00:01:16,043 --> 00:01:17,843 -This is how I learned. 33 00:01:17,845 --> 00:01:19,711 [mark screams] 34 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:24,283 Help! Help! 35 00:01:24,285 --> 00:01:25,917 -Very funny, faker. 36 00:01:25,986 --> 00:01:27,119 Give it up. 37 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:29,154 Adult mark (v.O.): When you spend your days 38 00:01:29,156 --> 00:01:30,589 Playing the fool, 39 00:01:30,724 --> 00:01:32,757 Nobody believes you when you cry for help. 40 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:33,758 [fox chuckles] 41 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:34,626 [water burbling] 42 00:01:36,997 --> 00:01:39,264 Adult mark (v.O.): I sank like a stone. 43 00:01:39,399 --> 00:01:42,601 A stone wearing a bathrobe. 44 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:45,270 The air left me, and my panic was replaced 45 00:01:45,405 --> 00:01:48,006 With the calmness that giving up brings. 46 00:01:48,042 --> 00:01:52,477 [solemn music] 47 00:01:52,513 --> 00:01:54,146 I gave in to the water. 48 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:56,848 I felt completely at peace. 49 00:02:00,821 --> 00:02:04,623 Mine was a short life, but it was a good life. 50 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:09,962 The light was so beautiful that, for a moment, 51 00:02:10,097 --> 00:02:11,897 I wanted to go to it. 52 00:02:15,069 --> 00:02:17,436 -Fox: Mark! -[coughing] 53 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:22,241 Am I dead? 54 00:02:24,111 --> 00:02:25,177 -You should be. 55 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:27,011 Fox saved your life! 56 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:30,782 -You mean... 57 00:02:30,784 --> 00:02:31,583 I almost died? 58 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:33,352 -[whistle blows] -mr byrne: Critch! 59 00:02:33,354 --> 00:02:36,421 What'd I tell you about lying on the pool deck? 60 00:02:36,423 --> 00:02:37,656 Mark: What? 61 00:02:42,863 --> 00:02:44,696 [indistinct chatter] 62 00:02:46,066 --> 00:02:48,133 Tina: My sister got me this mascara that doesn't clump. 63 00:02:48,268 --> 00:02:50,468 I love it. I use it all the time. 64 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:56,274 Dumbasses. 65 00:02:58,278 --> 00:02:59,611 [sighs] 66 00:03:08,222 --> 00:03:10,222 Oh, frig. 67 00:03:10,291 --> 00:03:12,824 ♪ 68 00:03:12,826 --> 00:03:14,426 ♪ 69 00:03:14,495 --> 00:03:17,029 Mike jr: I'm mike campbell filling in for dick dunphy 70 00:03:17,031 --> 00:03:18,296 On dick's discs. 71 00:03:18,298 --> 00:03:19,998 [door opens] 72 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:22,700 -Sorry, I'm late, b'ys. 73 00:03:22,736 --> 00:03:24,469 -Whoa, what happened here? 74 00:03:24,471 --> 00:03:26,238 -Wha-- this? 75 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:27,639 Oh, that's from a beer bottle. 76 00:03:27,675 --> 00:03:29,908 Me and candy broke up. She's some mad at me. 77 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:32,077 -Dick, mr. Murphy is looking for you, 78 00:03:32,146 --> 00:03:34,313 And he is not happy. 79 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:36,215 -You better get to work now before he-- 80 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:37,382 -Late again, dick? 81 00:03:37,451 --> 00:03:39,317 How many times is it now? 82 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:42,087 I told you if you didn't start flying right, 83 00:03:42,089 --> 00:03:43,655 I'm gonna fire you, buddy! 84 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:47,059 -Please, no, mr. Murphy, I can't lose this job. 85 00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:48,093 Me girlfriend dumped me. 86 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:49,194 I'm homeless. 87 00:03:49,329 --> 00:03:51,596 I only ever lives with girlfriends. 88 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:53,965 -You can get your own apartment, dick. 89 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:55,266 -No. 90 00:03:55,268 --> 00:03:57,869 I find love, and then take root. 91 00:03:57,938 --> 00:04:00,872 Like a sexy dandelion. 92 00:04:00,874 --> 00:04:02,808 Where you live to, gertie? -[gertie sighs] 93 00:04:02,943 --> 00:04:05,911 -Dick. You're done! -Oh, god, please! 94 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:07,846 -Mr. Murphy, I'll talk to him, sir. 95 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:10,515 I'll make it my personal responsibility to-- 96 00:04:10,651 --> 00:04:11,850 Mr. Murphy: Fine. 97 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:14,453 Take the basement apartment over at mike's house. 98 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:17,389 Next door better be close enough to get you here on time, 99 00:04:17,524 --> 00:04:18,890 Dick dunphy! 100 00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:21,827 -Uh, look, with all due respect, mr. Murphy, it's my house-- 101 00:04:21,962 --> 00:04:23,428 Mr. Murphy: It's a company house, mike! 102 00:04:23,563 --> 00:04:24,896 That makes it my house! 103 00:04:24,898 --> 00:04:28,099 And I can put whoever the hell I want in there! 104 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:30,769 [door opens] 105 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:32,170 [door closes] 106 00:04:32,206 --> 00:04:33,805 -Well... 107 00:04:33,841 --> 00:04:36,341 Kinda sounds like you're dick's new girlfriend, dad! 108 00:04:36,477 --> 00:04:39,110 ♪ 109 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:46,385 Um, sister rose said to come get you. 110 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:47,853 We're loading up the bus. 111 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:49,520 -Frig off. 112 00:04:51,191 --> 00:04:52,557 Tina: First time? 113 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,995 Come out. I can help you, really. 114 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,001 Um, here. 115 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:05,871 You can keep this on until we get back to school. 116 00:05:06,006 --> 00:05:08,006 They'll have what you need there. 117 00:05:08,008 --> 00:05:09,341 -Oh... 118 00:05:09,343 --> 00:05:11,009 Uh... Thanks. 119 00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:15,347 And... Sorry. 120 00:05:15,349 --> 00:05:16,514 -For what? 121 00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:19,685 Come on, you can sit next to me on the bus. 122 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:22,186 [door opens and closes] 123 00:05:24,558 --> 00:05:25,923 Mike sr: [muffled] well, this is it. 124 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:28,360 Dick: [muffled] I never even knew this was down here! 125 00:05:28,362 --> 00:05:29,894 -Pop: What are you up to? -Shh-shh-shh! 126 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:31,763 Mike sr: It's been empty for a while. 127 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:33,631 Dick: Gee, mike, b'y! It sure is nice. 128 00:05:33,633 --> 00:05:34,466 -Is that dick? 129 00:05:34,601 --> 00:05:35,600 Dick: I owes ya. 130 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,169 Thanks for helping me move in, buddy. 131 00:05:37,304 --> 00:05:39,838 Mike sr: Alright, I'll be upstairs if you need anything. 132 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,072 -Move in?! 133 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:42,140 -We got a rat. 134 00:05:42,209 --> 00:05:43,574 -No...! 135 00:05:43,610 --> 00:05:44,843 [stereo turns on in basement] 136 00:05:44,912 --> 00:05:47,245 [mary sighs] 137 00:05:47,381 --> 00:05:50,182 ["we're here for a good time" by trooper playing from basement] 138 00:05:50,317 --> 00:05:51,382 -Hmm. 139 00:05:51,418 --> 00:05:53,352 -Mike...! 140 00:05:53,487 --> 00:05:55,320 What the actual frig? 141 00:05:55,389 --> 00:05:56,788 -This wasn't my idea, alright? 142 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:59,191 Mr. Murphy wants him down there. 143 00:05:59,193 --> 00:06:01,426 He's got nowhere else to go. 144 00:06:01,495 --> 00:06:03,295 Anyway, at least I got a key. -Good. 145 00:06:03,297 --> 00:06:06,565 Then I'll just go down and ask him to turn the stereo down 146 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:08,466 Before I kick the living crap out of it. 147 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:10,268 -No! This is only to check the furnace 148 00:06:10,337 --> 00:06:11,403 Or the hot water boiler. 149 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:13,405 No more going down there. 150 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:15,039 This is only for emergencies! 151 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:18,376 -This whole damn situation is an emergency! 152 00:06:18,511 --> 00:06:19,777 Mary: Yeah. 153 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:21,512 Dick: ♪ here for a good time! ♪ 154 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:23,581 ♪ heeeere for a good time! ♪ 155 00:06:23,617 --> 00:06:25,617 ♪ not a long time! ♪ 156 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:27,886 ♪ not a loooooong tiiiiime! ♪ 157 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:29,688 Trooper: ♪ so have a good time ♪ 158 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:31,623 ♪ the sun can't shine every day... ♪ 159 00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:33,591 [school bell rings] 160 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:37,729 Fox: Okay. Yeah, I'll see ya. 161 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:40,699 -Hey. Uh... Thanks for saving me. 162 00:06:40,701 --> 00:06:42,767 Even though you almost killed me. 163 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:44,669 -Whatever. -Uh... 164 00:06:47,141 --> 00:06:49,774 You know, there was a chance we'd get together before. 165 00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:52,710 But then I made things weird by dying. 166 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:54,179 -Look on the bright side. 167 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:56,448 She liked you enough not to let you drown. 168 00:07:00,421 --> 00:07:01,719 Adult mark (v.O.): I didn't drown, 169 00:07:01,789 --> 00:07:04,523 But I was sinking into a deep depression. 170 00:07:07,461 --> 00:07:10,162 Copy down these math questions. 171 00:07:10,297 --> 00:07:13,064 Adult mark (v.O.): I had bigger problems than even sister rose 172 00:07:13,066 --> 00:07:15,867 Could give me, and questions even she couldn't answer. 173 00:07:15,903 --> 00:07:18,670 Like, can you really cheat death? 174 00:07:18,739 --> 00:07:21,306 [dramatic music] 175 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:24,342 [seagull calling] 176 00:07:24,411 --> 00:07:28,079 [dramatic music] 177 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:31,817 ♪ 178 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:34,352 E-four. 179 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:37,355 [dramatic music] 180 00:07:37,424 --> 00:07:41,292 ♪ 181 00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:44,963 Miss. 182 00:07:45,098 --> 00:07:49,367 [dramatic music] 183 00:07:49,436 --> 00:07:52,704 ♪ 184 00:07:52,839 --> 00:07:55,373 ♪ 185 00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:57,976 Next time... 186 00:07:58,045 --> 00:08:00,077 I'll get ya. 187 00:08:02,449 --> 00:08:05,183 Sister rose: Any questions? 188 00:08:05,252 --> 00:08:06,817 Mr. Critch? 189 00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:10,421 -What happens when we die? 190 00:08:10,457 --> 00:08:11,790 -Excuse me? 191 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:13,791 -Mark died recently. 192 00:08:13,861 --> 00:08:15,760 -I saw something. 193 00:08:15,762 --> 00:08:18,930 -And what, pray tell, did you see? 194 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:22,467 -Nothing. 195 00:08:22,469 --> 00:08:24,101 -Come now. 196 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:25,670 Don't be shy. 197 00:08:25,805 --> 00:08:29,007 -No, that's what I saw. 198 00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:30,542 Nothing. 199 00:08:30,544 --> 00:08:32,076 Just a light. 200 00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:36,948 A beautiful light, and it was warm and peaceful. 201 00:08:37,083 --> 00:08:39,617 And I wasn't afraid anymore. 202 00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:41,086 Could that be heaven? 203 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:42,286 -Ha! 204 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:43,622 Impossible. 205 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:46,024 Heaven is most certainly not nothing. 206 00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:49,827 It has angels, harps, and st. Peter. 207 00:08:49,897 --> 00:08:52,697 The bouncer of paradise. 208 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:55,766 -Maybe you didn't get in. 209 00:08:55,802 --> 00:08:58,570 -"if anyone's name was not found in the book of life, 210 00:08:58,572 --> 00:09:01,505 "he was thrown into the lake of fire." 211 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:03,908 Revelation 20:15. 212 00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:07,345 Maybe that was your light. 213 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:08,947 -You saw hell? 214 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:10,514 Wicked. 215 00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:12,116 Sister rose: The bible is very clear 216 00:09:12,118 --> 00:09:13,785 About what heaven and hell are. 217 00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:16,187 Anything else is blasphemy. 218 00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:19,591 -But if it wasn't heaven or hell, then what was it? 219 00:09:19,593 --> 00:09:20,858 -Mark critch, 220 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:23,862 The classroom is no place for asking questions! 221 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,098 Adult mark (v.O.): What was I to believe? 222 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:29,601 What sister rose said I had to, 223 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,069 Or my own eyes? 224 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:34,271 [muffled moaning] 225 00:09:34,308 --> 00:09:35,807 -[sighs in annoyance] 226 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:37,742 Adult mark (v.O.): I was not the only one 227 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:39,010 Lost between realms. 228 00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:41,012 Dick: You looks right hot, like florida! 229 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:44,949 Woman: Oh dick, you're some poet. 230 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:47,351 Now, shove over! You're crushin' me smokes! 231 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:48,486 -I'm going down there. 232 00:09:48,555 --> 00:09:51,356 -Absolutely not! 233 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:53,558 [silence] 234 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:56,894 See? Sorted itself out. 235 00:09:56,930 --> 00:10:00,031 [moaning resumes] 236 00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:02,366 We're trying to sleep up here! 237 00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:04,568 Dick: Well, I'm trying to get some down here! 238 00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:05,637 Woman: Who's that? 239 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,672 Dick: Oh, that's my roommate, mike. 240 00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:10,241 Woman: Pleased to meet ya, mike! 241 00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:11,509 -Hello... 242 00:10:11,645 --> 00:10:13,778 [dick growls playfully] 243 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,513 -Will ya keep it down? 244 00:10:15,549 --> 00:10:16,648 Dick: Mary... 245 00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:17,916 Say hi to tammy! 246 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,718 Woman: Tammy? My name's lisa! 247 00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:21,185 Who the hell is tammy?! 248 00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:23,054 Dick: Tammy? Oh-- I don't know no tammy! 249 00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:24,689 Lisa: Stop it! Get off me! 250 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:25,723 Dick: Where're you going? 251 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:26,891 Lisa: Anywhere but here! 252 00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:28,393 Dick: Don't be like that, tammy-- 253 00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:29,527 I meant lisa! 254 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:31,329 Woman: Jerk. Dick: Nice going, mike! 255 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,396 [door slams below] 256 00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:36,734 [pop snoring] 257 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:38,936 -Pop, can I ask you something? 258 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:41,339 -Hm? Yeah? Yeah. 259 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:43,674 Right, make it quick. 260 00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:45,310 -What happens when we die? 261 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,621 -Well... 262 00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:58,423 Depends on who you ask. 263 00:10:58,425 --> 00:11:01,893 Now, the church, they either think you play the harp all day, 264 00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:05,262 Or burn for eternity. 265 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:06,831 Well... 266 00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:10,101 Now, either way, not much fun. 267 00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:12,970 But the buddhists think you come back as a bug. 268 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,707 Which is all very well until somebody else comes back 269 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,243 As a bird and eats ya. 270 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:19,778 -[sighs] 271 00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:21,645 Wait. 272 00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:23,514 What if there's... 273 00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:26,117 Nothing? 274 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:28,586 -Well, then you'll never know the difference, will ya? 275 00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:30,255 So... 276 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:32,857 Who cares? 277 00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:34,125 Dick: Y'know, I died once! 278 00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:36,060 I was jump-starting me buddy's truck 279 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,929 And I licked one of the jumper cables-- 280 00:11:38,064 --> 00:11:39,430 Mike sr: Shut up, dick! 281 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:41,933 Dick: Sorry! 282 00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:43,401 -Goodnight. 283 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:50,742 Adult mark (v.O.): If sister rose didn't have 284 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:52,009 The answers I needed, 285 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,745 Maybe it was time to check out the competition. 286 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,747 -So, I'm thinking of converting. 287 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,248 -Oh. 288 00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:59,818 What is it about our faith that speaks to you? 289 00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:02,153 -Well, all the best entertainers are jewish. 290 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:05,556 Don rickles, jerry lewis, sammy davis jr... 291 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:09,060 Plus there's too much guilt in catholicism. 292 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:11,963 -Oh, well, if guilt is the problem, 293 00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:13,965 Not sure judaism is the way to go. 294 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:16,400 -How do we even know there is an afterlife? 295 00:12:16,470 --> 00:12:17,668 -Mm... 296 00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:18,970 Okay, I see. 297 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,972 You're not looking for a faith, 298 00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:23,140 You're struggling with a lack of faith. 299 00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:29,514 -I wish I could go back to not thinking about all of this. 300 00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:31,115 Like when I was young. 301 00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:32,984 -Well, listen, growing up doesn't mean 302 00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:34,252 You get all the answers. 303 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,321 It just means you discover new questions. 304 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:39,324 And the only place to find the answers to those questions 305 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:40,525 Is inside yourself. 306 00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:43,727 -It's just... Everyone's saying something different. 307 00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:45,863 The nuns say I should have seen harps, 308 00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:47,598 And pop's saying I might turn into a bug, 309 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:50,334 And the girl that saved me, she's avoiding me. 310 00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:51,836 -Hm. 311 00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:53,938 Keep asking questions. 312 00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:55,139 [clears throat] 313 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:58,809 And just know, nobody really has the answers. 314 00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:01,412 Life, and everything after, 315 00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:03,248 Are a mystery. 316 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:06,483 And for me, that's what makes faith so beautiful. 317 00:13:10,524 --> 00:13:11,723 -Uh... 318 00:13:11,725 --> 00:13:13,091 Do you guys have a pamphlet? 319 00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:15,860 -Sure. It's called the old testament. 320 00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:17,395 ♪ 321 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:18,529 [knocks] 322 00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:25,069 I, uh... I washed it. 323 00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:26,337 Thanks again. 324 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,474 That was pretty wicked of you. 325 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:31,442 -I get it. 326 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,444 I got my first period watching footloose 327 00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:36,581 And had to hide in the bathroom until my mom came to get me. 328 00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:37,982 Still don't know how it ends. 329 00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,517 -[chuckles] 330 00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:43,954 Uh, anyway, uh, I'll see ya. 331 00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:47,792 -Wait. 332 00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:49,260 Do you wanna hang out? 333 00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:52,129 ♪ 334 00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:56,467 [loud music playing from basement] 335 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:57,602 [sighs] 336 00:13:57,604 --> 00:14:00,738 ♪ 337 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,540 Dick! 338 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:04,342 Oh, so help me... 339 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,409 Dick! 340 00:14:05,544 --> 00:14:06,544 [stomping] 341 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,546 [sighs] 342 00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:10,414 I don't think he's home. 343 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,820 [keys jingle] 344 00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:17,422 -While the cat's away... 345 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:19,490 ♪ 346 00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,826 Helloooo? 347 00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:23,093 -Hurry up. 348 00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:25,496 Mike'll kill us if he finds us down here! 349 00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:26,698 [music blasting] 350 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:27,498 -[bottles clink] -whoa! 351 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,433 -Jeez! 352 00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:31,502 [music blasting] 353 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:33,171 No... 354 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:34,372 [music clicks off] 355 00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:36,173 Oh, jeez. 356 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,009 Pop: "the outhouse reader." 357 00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:40,511 -Oh, put that back! -Hmm! 358 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:41,845 Oh, come on. 359 00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:44,849 Don't tell me you don't like digging around a little bit. 360 00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:47,485 -Fine. Poke around a little. 361 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:48,620 [pop chuckles] 362 00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:50,121 [footsteps overhead] 363 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:52,256 Mary: Oh, shoot. Oh, god, that must be mike! 364 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,392 Oh, shh-shh! Quiet, quiet. 365 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:56,794 Mike sr: I can hear ya through the vent. 366 00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:59,731 What are you doing down there? We just got off work! 367 00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:00,899 Dick's on his way home! 368 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,000 -Oh, my god... 369 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:04,201 -We need you to stall, over! 370 00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:07,438 [door unlatches] 371 00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:08,239 Pop: Oh! 372 00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:09,807 [nervous laugh] hi, dick. 373 00:15:09,843 --> 00:15:11,509 -What a nice surprise. 374 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:12,777 -We can explain. 375 00:15:12,846 --> 00:15:14,913 -You want a beer? 376 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:17,047 ♪ 377 00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:22,886 [phone ringing] 378 00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:23,988 Mike jr: Hey, mark! 379 00:15:24,123 --> 00:15:26,223 Phone's for you! 380 00:15:28,662 --> 00:15:30,428 It's a girl. 381 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,229 Good on ya! 382 00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,102 Mark speaking. 383 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,838 -Hey. What are ya at? 384 00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:43,841 -Uh... Alive, thanks to you. 385 00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:46,711 Listen, is everything okay? 386 00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:50,180 -How do you mean? 387 00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:52,049 -Seems like ever since valentine's day 388 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:53,985 You might hate me a little? 389 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,254 Then you almost killed me. 390 00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:58,055 -So we're even. 391 00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:01,993 -And... 392 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:05,330 Maybe ever since the pool, 393 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,866 You might see me as less... 394 00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,935 ...Manly? 395 00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:13,204 -Please. 396 00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:15,673 Watching you almost drown made me realize that 397 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,276 I don't want you dead. 398 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,544 You still have a lot of explaining to do, though. 399 00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:22,146 -[giggles] 400 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,482 -[quietly] stop. 401 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:27,552 Like, is it true that you kissed tina? 402 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:28,553 Twice? 403 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:31,222 -Uh... 404 00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,524 -Well...? Did you? 405 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,960 Adult mark (v.O.): I had survived one brush with death, 406 00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:38,963 But I would have given anything in the world to drop dead 407 00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:40,298 Then and there. 408 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,700 -Uh... Well, you see, it's-- it's just-- 409 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:46,203 -You should kiss fox again to even up the score. 410 00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:47,304 [phone slams down] 411 00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:49,574 -Sorry! -[girls laugh] 412 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:57,281 Mary: So nice to have you so close, dick. 413 00:16:57,417 --> 00:17:00,051 Our house is your house. 414 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,653 -Mary! Get out of there! Dick's on the way-- 415 00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,055 Oh, hello, dick. 416 00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:05,322 Have you seen mary? 417 00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:08,526 Dick: Oh, mike. I'm glad you're here. 418 00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:12,830 I gotta tell ya, thanks and all, but I'm moving out. 419 00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,699 -What? Why? 420 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:17,601 -No offence, but ye crowd are too loud. 421 00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:19,670 You're always barking at each other. 422 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,773 And I can't move for fear of waking ya 423 00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:23,407 'cause you goes to bed so early. 424 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:26,077 -Well, 9 o'clock's not early! 425 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,011 -And I got no privacy. 426 00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,613 Ye snoops around. 427 00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:31,749 -I have a key! 428 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:36,087 -You really helped me see that family living isn't for me. 429 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:39,223 -So you'd rather go couch to couch for the rest of your life 430 00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:40,558 Than live here with us? 431 00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:41,559 -Yup. 432 00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:42,927 No offence. 433 00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:45,329 -[scoffs] -oh, no you don't. 434 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,498 You don't move out on us. 435 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,767 I'm gonna talk to mr. Murphy 436 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:53,303 And have you kicked out! 437 00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:55,205 -Stuck-up arse. 438 00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,642 [door slams] 439 00:17:58,678 --> 00:17:59,710 -I'll have a beer. 440 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:08,186 Pop: Aren't you gonna say your prayers? 441 00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:12,723 -Do you think you'll see nanny again one day? 442 00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:15,392 -No, I hope not. 443 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:19,597 I mean, I don't deserve to be where she is. 444 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:23,134 And if she's stuck where I'm going to go, 445 00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:26,370 Well, god really is an arse. 446 00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:34,345 -Maybe I didn't see anything. 447 00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:38,382 Maybe I was just passing out. 448 00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:43,554 Maybe we don't go anywhere when we die, 449 00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:46,490 And this is all the time we get with each other. 450 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,193 -Yeah. 451 00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:51,629 Well, it sure makes it feel more special 452 00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,764 When you think of it like that. 453 00:18:58,237 --> 00:18:59,770 -I'm scared. 454 00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:07,878 -Look... 455 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:12,383 Where were you before you born? 456 00:19:15,221 --> 00:19:16,853 -I dunno. 457 00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:19,323 -Well, maybe it's the same place you go when you die. 458 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:22,326 I mean, it's just not that memorable. 459 00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:25,796 You know, people are born crying. 460 00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:28,933 And if you're lucky, you'll die laughing. 461 00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,874 -Don't you want to know for sure? 462 00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:43,214 -No. When you're old, you're in no rush. 463 00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:46,750 You know, when I look out to the sea, 464 00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:49,353 You can't see the end of it, 465 00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:54,191 But you know it's there somewhere. 466 00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:57,495 And that's good enough for me. 467 00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:00,164 So... 468 00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:04,969 Worry about who you are in this life, 469 00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:08,039 And the rest of it will just take care of itself. 470 00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:11,175 ♪ 471 00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:15,912 ♪ 472 00:20:15,949 --> 00:20:17,314 -Okay. 473 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:25,589 ♪ 474 00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:28,426 Adult mark (v.O.): You can end up down with the sinners, 475 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:33,731 Or up with the saints. 476 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,533 But most probably land somewhere in between, 477 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,070 Where the comfort is that there's a lot of company. 478 00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:42,406 -And then it's like, there was a gross hair in the pool... 479 00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:45,309 Adult mark (v.O.): But we will never know for sure. 480 00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:49,713 -Hello, darling. 481 00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:54,818 It's been a while. 482 00:20:54,854 --> 00:21:00,958 Well, wherever you are, just wanted you to know... 483 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,760 You're still my girl. 484 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,565 Adult mark (v.O.): What I do know is 485 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:10,501 That life is for the living. 486 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:13,704 -Yeah, legs, kick... -Okay. 487 00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:15,172 -Straight legs, straight legs... 488 00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:17,107 -Straight legs? 489 00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:18,309 Okay... 490 00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:21,245 [splashing] 491 00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:22,847 -This good? -Yeah, it was good! 492 00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:25,850 ♪ 493 00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:31,789 ♪ 494 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:35,993 ♪ 495 00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:39,830 ♪ 496 00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:43,267 ♪ 497 00:21:43,402 --> 00:21:47,003 ♪ 498 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:50,006 ♪